The Golden Hour - Wet Hot Food | The Golden Hour #108 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

The guys share what they're thankful for this Thanksgiving and talk not going to each other's parties, their wives buying ridiculous decorations for Thanksgiving, Black Friday deals, random Temu purchases, Chris' thumb injury, Jay Leno stories, the old ALS challenge, Nick's love for wet hot food, everyone's Thanksgiving plans and much more. Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour So last night

We're still moving in and cleaning up Still? Yeah, it's hard You've been there a while dog Eh, two months Nah, it takes a while Nah, get that lady to work, man. She's working, so she got this,

we have this front room, and she goes, she goes, oh, so we'll put the shoes and stuff here, and then this will be our Instagram wall. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go. What's that mean? That's what I said when he told me. So I texted Chris, I said, hey, just a quick question.

Do you guys have an Instagram wall? Oh we're a hype house now. Oh we're a hype house. You should have went oh I'm sorry am I Jake Paul? That's what I said because we get like a group chat with his wife because I wanted her to see him and her to see this. You're so hurt I'm not involved go ahead. So I said, um Go ahead. So really my family's not involved. Oh, yeah, he should talk bro. Billy's birthday party Yeah that we didn't get invited to how was the party? I wasn't there. Ah No, there was no guys there. No, it was all chicks, dude I mean I could invite you to but I wasn't there. I was working Who do you think paid for that party? Well no, we know that.

I mean that goes without saying. That's how many it clears. There's a lot of stuff there. But anyway. Yeah, but I would invite you if you could get guys. There's no guys. Now I knew something was up. Yeah, I was supposed to,

oh now I gotta text Rachel right away. Cause she was just like, they're not our friends. Oh no, I would invite you guys. They had a party and it didn't, you know. Oh of course. And then Julia has a party going on Right and I forgot that he had sent me to invite both of you. Yeah You gotta have you you gotta have your wife send that I know but why I know

Yeah, you guys are rude people I do you, you know in the moment. I appreciate it and oh wait No, you'll be gonna lay have seen your act like the victim. What are you talking about? Wait? Hold on? I I just said send it to you cuz it's like, you know, if you don't want to come don't come I know like no pressure it's send it to have the wife do but the why you have to come but then your wife's gonna Be like we have to go and you're gonna be like, ah But but it's better No, no, no is better for them to deal with it instead of feeling like I don't think that they would we do this every week I don't know set. Yeah, she rituals in there feeling like I saw on her I saw on Joannas Instagram that they had a party. They're not our friends, we've never met Billy. And I'm like, oh God.

No, because Kristen said she sent it, she thought she sent it to you guys, which I don't, maybe it went to her junk box or maybe it just didn't go or something, but whatever. But anyway, I took the, and then this guy throws me completely under the bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Like right under the bus.

I told him I was gonna do it too. I go, here we go, you're going under the bus. But anyway, that Instagram wall, I tell Rachel, can you step in? And she says, yeah, it's like a ride under the bus. I was gonna do it too. I go here we go. You're going under the bus But anyway, I tell Rachel can you step in and she says yeah It's like a wall that you have a good background Then you have a camera thing set up where you could put your phone so you can take Instagram photos I was like you did at your house, bro Chris no, I know it's not you but is this a restaurant in West Hollywood, but that's hilarious Where is it? Where is it gonna be by the way?

There's like a like you be walking the door and there's it gonna be, by the way? There's like a, like you'd be walking the door and there's like a room right to the right. There's like a little space that's like. But how many people is she gonna have over? Who you telling? It's just for the two of them. This is unbelievable. Yeah, I didn't know what you meant.

I know, I guess I know what an Instagram wall is, but when you texted it, I was like, when you said, do you guys have an Instagram wall? I'm like, what is an Instagram? I didn't think people under 30 did that though. No now like people like parents do that But now it's old enough to where people think they need to do I mean not at houses, but like Jambonet Ramsey shit, dude You take pictures before you leave you know we had you know

Yeah, I get that sure take you want to get picture, but which you bought just do it for the fireplace picture but Rachel bought a pinecone this is the Instagram wall yeah no no no no but I'm saying like this is what I'm saying with the things you have to deal with she sent a a pinecone about this big it's gold oh did she paint herself no because Joanna last night was painting Santa black. She went to a store to buy some plates. And then she saw this there. You need that. You need that. And bought two of them.

You need it. Well, we can't just get one. You have to fucking offset it. You put it on the dinner table? Okay. Wait till you see how big it is. Bro. So this guy, when you're finding that, this guy says, do you know what the Instagram wall is?

And she's describing what Instagram wall is. It's like, you're talking to me. I have a Thanksgiving tree. Yeah. Dude, I have a Thanksgiving tree. I don't like that. Yeah. No.

Oh, no shit. Oh, neither do I, dude. It's at least it's not at your house. Is it a pine tree? I don't know. I haven't looked at it. I'll never look at it. Is it a palm tree?

It's right in front of the TV. I'll never look at it. Why would you have a Thanksgiving tree? Our Christmas tree is already up. Do you hear what he said? They have a Thanksgiving tree. It's right in front of the TV. I'll never look at it. Why would you have a Thanksgiving tree? Our Christmas trees already up Do you hear what he said? They have a Thanksgiving tree. That's not even a tradition Anywhere no one has She's bored yeah, no shit, bro, but not she likes to be It's a titty. It's Columbus Day tree. Yeah

It's a black history month tree Thursday tree. Where's a A to D. It's Columbus Day tree. Yeah. It's Black History Month tree. Thursday tree. Where's it stop? I know. Um. I know, I know. Secretary's Day tree. Oh wow.

That's hilarious. That's absolutely hilarious. And you got two. There's two of those. You know how much that was? Uh-uh. It's $100. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Hey, hey, hey. Just put a pine cone and paint it. Hey, that's $100. That's crazy. And right. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just eat a pine cone and paint it. Hey, that's $100. That's crazy. And she bought two of them. That's crazy. When she was on her way to get dishes. They got her.

They did get her. I said, as soon as I saw it, I was like, they got you. Take that back. My thing is, who's it for? Who's it for? It ain't for me. I said like this, nope, nope, take it back.

Yeah. And then it's the whole fight. So now we still have him. It's tough though, because you're frugal. They're just sitting there. Yeah, but do you go out and buy some wild shit? Like she bought these two, the nutcrackers, but like life-size, and she's paying them black, and that's such a waste of money.

But then right after that, I went and bought a torque wrench for $200. That's hilarious, yeah. And she sees my charges. Oh, we forgot to decorate. Oh, thank you. Well, just one thing at a time will be hilarious. So wait, well, how do you know, so where are they now?

Where are those? They're sitting by the door. VH1, where are they now on those pine cones? You walk in the door, and the pine cones are just sitting right there. But they're set, they're set. No, they're not set. Oh, they're not, yeah, not yet.

They're just sitting there. Set them on fire. When do you think that's, where do you think you'll put them? Does she know yet? Does she even know yet? No, she doesn't know yet. I know, I know that. This was an impulse buy.

Oh yeah, yeah. That now it's like too late. I think it's the kind of thing where she can't take them back if she's not telling me. I think it's the kind of thing that they were like, well, those are only, those are like on sale for a hundred each. She Amazon one clicked it in real life. Yeah.

She was like, I want it now. I want it now. I'll get it. It's so crazy. So I sent that to Chris last night. Just be like, yeah, that's what this is what I'm dealing with. And then he sends his Thanksgiving Thanksgiving tree. But me and Joanna got an argument because for Billy's birthday,

she's all singing. I went, who's this for? Well, yeah, but it's for her. She's one. She's I've done it for all the kids. We're not supposed to do it for our baby girl. I went, she's not going to remember. No, but it's for her though. She's one. She goes, I've done it for all the kids. We're not supposed to do it for our baby girl. She's not going to remember. No, but it's-

Get a cupcake candle all day. It's for her and her friends, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's a party for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To celebrate Billy, I guess. And her friends came over, like the women. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, our crack staff is decorating for Thanksgiving. That's weird that women like that shit, isn't it? I know. Hey, they live for it. I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, it is weird. But if that's their thing, hey, you know what it is?

It's better than them being cold hearted and be like, nah, fuck it. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. That's how you create Dahmer. You know, the thing is. And then also like. That's how you create me. Yeah, all fast, no gas, or whatever.

All fast, no gas? All fast, no gas. Drive fast, all gas, diesel. Oh, here's Nick. There we go, Nick. There's Nick. Ooh, big turkey. You're no gas. Drive fast all gas diesel. Oh here's Nick. There we go Nick. There's Nick. Ooh big turkey. You're looking juicy. Thanks, thanks. Why do I feel like Nick wears it every three weeks?

Yeah, I feel like he puts it on for whatever reason. Yeah. He goes to one of those... I hit a parlay and he's wearing that. Kevin was this for Halloween. Oh, that's why. This is hilarious. I thought Nick went in the back. He's going to bring us more decorations for Halloween. Oh that's why. This is hilarious. I thought Nick went in the back

he's gonna bring us more decorations for Thanksgiving. This motherfucker comes out of our costume. I'm a prop. You need to come over I'll put you on my tree. Eric's wife will buy you. I think that women do that the moms I saying, do that one year old party, and they invite a lot of other moms. It's just a flex, it's a show off. So the other moms walk in and go, oh, a bouncy house. But yes, it is a flex, but here's another thing though. Okay, for your first born, you kinda wanna do it. And even as, I even want, you're like, oh, okay,

first born, no, really? Nope. All right. Man, he's frugal as fuck. Yeah. He gave his kid an apple. Want to do it and even as I even want like you're like, okay first, but no really nope He's frugal as fuck. Yeah He gave his kid an apple. He's not gonna remember so but you were like Memories down the road will have some memories now his birthday is my damn dad. You're nothing when I was one Nick pull up like AI One Well, you know, just go One year old birthday party by the time it is with jay-z Have feet as hands

That's how we gonna do it. Yeah, I I Said let's go to dinner. We'll have a thing for us because we we're celebrating us. We made it a year. My point is though. When you're five, that's when you give them a big party. My point. And your girl. Cause they'll remember. And your girl is down with that? She was cool with it?

She's like, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, hey, I'll answer that. Of course not. No, but look at Eric. You gotta have a big party. You gotta have a big party. No, he didn't have a party. No, we're not having a party.

He's not one yet. He's not one yet. I'm probably gonna, I'm probably saying this now. You have a bouncy house and shit. Right, right. And then like on February. No, we're not having a party. He's not won yet. I'm probably gonna, I'm probably saying this now. You have a bouncy house and shit? Right, right, and then like on February. Oh, you're crazy. She's like calling Joanna and being like,

where'd you get the house? Where'd you get the taco stand? I'm coming, I can't wait. Joanna's the reason why I had to buy a $8,000 push present. Yeah, bro. Wow. That's fucking 20 shows for Eric.

They talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they talk. Woo, that's why I'm so cheap. Yeah, it is, it's crazy. Yeah, I got no legs to stand on. Should be like, you bought a fucking $4,000 turbo. I guess, but you can argue it in a way for work. Oh, everything. Yeah, I know. It's for work argue it for it's in a way for work For work to work it's for work for the kids

It's helping to me dude, it's gonna go they're gonna go well, I always go it's the ultimate dad wagon I got the I went I bought this jacket. It's for work. Dude. I'm on camera. It's a ride Yeah, it's hard you guys been got by ride off. God. I know. All the time. Yeah, it's hard to. You guys been got by Black Friday at all? At all yet? You get the, you know, dude, 150 emails I wake up to. I apologize, because Dry Fast All Guys were doing a very special Black Friday,

Cyber Monday, 50 times bonus. No, no, no, no, no, we are too. You can get this, you can get the hat. It's fine, it's fine. Win a car, dude, thank you. No, you don't have to do, you don't, you should be a part of it in that way. I'm saying, have you-

Where the black is Friday. But have you got, got from emails before? Yeah, but the Black Friday emails for my wife is like the Nigerian lawyer emails. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. So she sees Black Friday, she's like, I mean.

Right, right, right. It gets him. It's 36% off. No, I know, I know, I know. And he's gonna she sees Black Friday, she's like, I mean, it gets him. It's 36% off. No, I know, I know, I know. And he's gonna send us $2,000, I'm just gonna send him 4,000 first. It's the same kind of like, how did you get got by this?

Are you, have you been suckered yet? No, I've been on this planet for 41 years. No, no, no, no, no, I know. Nah, bro, nice try. You know what, I don't believe you. I don't either. I don't believe you. No, because if you, no, no, no,

because I'm doing around Thanksgiving. No, it's actually easier to get guys on Black Friday because it's like some electronic thing Oh shit, I can get that 85-incher for what I got I so I got sent a I got these sweats that I love I Bought like six of them. We're getting older man. Yeah, but about sweats right now. Yeah, bro They're so legit though. Yeah, but this is how- You give me a Black Friday on Ficus's? No, but this is how he does it though. It's like, that's how a man would do it.

You see a sale and you go, oh shit, give me six of these. So, yeah. But this was months ago I got these. But this was months ago I got these anyway. But Black Friday starts hella early. No, no, no, I know that. I know that. So I got an email because I bought these sweats.

I got an email from the company, right? Because I already bought the sweats. Yeah, you're in their database. I'm in their thing, right? Yeah. And it's like, 40% off for this, 30% off for this, 20% off for this, and I'm like, man, that's a lot.

That's a good deal. I know exactly the feeling. Dude, cause you're going like this? I'm cloudy stupid I think dumbass emails or a minute for it's a good So I think I paid full price My head I just a fight I go. I'm actually saving money. No you cuz I'm gonna get a little bit So me I'm looking at the shit 40 30 and I go like this

You couldn't get them on the road. So me, I'm looking at the shit, 40, 30, 40, and I go like this. And I click it, right? So I just click it, right? And I look at the thing and I go. That's your evil villain fingers. So I click it and I see the jacket that I'm like, oh, that's a freaking cool jacket.

It's gray, I don't really have a gray jacket. The jacket's 300 bucks, okay? So I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't pay 300 bucks for that jacket, it's just a regular jacket. I have jackets. But 40%, ah! But I go like this, but they go like this, but in the email they said type the code in. Let's just a regular jacket. I have jackets. But 40%. But I go like this. But they go like this.

But in the email they said type the code in. Let me just look. I'll put it in my bag and then I'll type the code in and I'll see what it is. What amount. You got full on guy. Oh yeah, you got. Oh, hold on, hold on.

So I click it. The code, it goes to like 180. I'm like, oh, you know, it is 180. I go like this. You know what? Let me look back at that email. There was another code there. Let me try to implement this code too. I don't even know if it works for 180. I go like this, you know what, let me look back at that email. There was another code there. Let me try to implement this code too. I don't even know if it works for it.

I go to the 20% off, I hit the code in that one. It goes even, drops down to 135. I go, I'm getting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what are you supposed to do? So it's coming, it's on the way. Yeah man, Black Friday. Anybody else get got by Black Friday in there?

There's Billy's party. Done! Who's that in the upper right fucking the guy that played Spider-Man? That was just AI generated people that don't have faces. That looks like what's his name? He doesn't have a hand. Anthony, what's his name? Andrew Garfield. Why weren't we invited to this party? I don't know if you'd want to come that way. Yeah I don't know. What if that was the party it was just those people you know what I gotta say pretty fabulous like if it was just these people you like oh yeah no no party but your kids would be like where are the other kids I think we should take a break right now guys, right? DraftKings has. Let's take a little break man because get some holiday shopping done this weekend. Pick up some touchdowns. They're on sale at DraftKings Sportsbook. DraftKings has door buster profit boost and

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One single use boost per customer that only applies to winnings. See sportsbook.draftkings.com slash promos for additional terms and responsible gaming resources. Your kid would come to you and just be like, dad, what's a Jew? And you'd be like, oh, you were talking to Kanye. Oh, fuck. He was alone to Kanye. Oh, fuck.

He was alone with Kanye. Better be alone with Diddy. Yeah, but that party, that looked fun right there. Black Friday. Black Friday. I like Asian Thursday, though. That's a real good deal. Mexican Wednesdays.

And the little big one, Cyber Monday. Yeah, well now it's just all November. It's like they're just sending out, I got emails three weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It straight up starts in October. Like I ran into Ryan at, what is it, True Classic. He's like, how's the Black Friday going?

It was second week of October. I go, what? Well, no, dude, we don't start to drive fast on gas to the week of. He goes, oh, bro, you're so off. It's Black November. no dude, we don't start to drive fast on gas till the week of. He goes, oh bro, you're so off. He goes, we started a while ago. He goes, every year it moves earlier, earlier, earlier. First of all, the crazy part about it is,

it's all a scam. There was a store that had a going out of business sale. Okay, it's going out of business. It okay? It's going out of business. It's still there. It's still there! They gotcha. So you just go, you go, oh, this is just what you do. Yeah.

And then there's like this. This tour's just called out of business. And it's like, it's like it triggers something in the brain. Yeah. And it gets Rachel every time. I'll tell ya. Every time. Did you buy this?

Did you buy, it gets you more than you think though. Did you get the, did you watch the, there's a documentary on Netflix called by now and It's like third and the top ten movies or shows with her anyway. I clicked it It's it's about Amazon and there it is. Yeah, it's about Amazon and how they get you and what's super boring It's it's not long is it dude. I put it because i long i don't know hour and a half too long wait hold on i put it on because i was like i'm gonna put this on just to go to sleep i watched i'm like they're doing so much show that this is toxic for the world the whole the hour and a half i watch it

it's really good watch you watch that over the john bennett doc no this was the day before it came out things come out at different times i started the job yesterday no john bennett dropped same day monday No, this was the day before it came out things come out at different times John May drop same day Monday dude that is not true. You're right dropped Wednesday Well, this is I think team Oh team ooh is even worse than Amazon because they'll do a thing with it Yeah, they'll do a thing where it's like it's like candy crush dream cat No, but no it'll be like you have to press like it's like a little Wheel of Fortune thing comes up to see what discount you're gonna get. So you know, you go. Oh, I like that.

You know what I mean? So you just like boom and you go do do do do do. And then it's like the 75% one, it goes ding ding ding ding ding ding. And you're like, oh, 75% off, I gotta buy this. I never been on T-MU. Yeah, that shit's crazy. But wait.

It's all games. 90% off? How could you not? Look at the shit they have, bro. Look at the fucking shit they have. I gotta tell you, I've gotta been on Tmoo. Yeah, that shit's crazy. But wait, it's all games. 90% off? How could you not? Look at the shit they have, bro. Oh, I gotta tell you. Look at the fucking shit they have. I've gotta tell you, though. I've got some dog shit. Look at that South Park shirt.

I've got some great belts. I got a belt from Tmoo and a leaf blower. Look at that car wash. That is unreal, that purchase. In one basket, you go add to cart belt, add to cart leaf blower. Yeah, because it says two more items That's incredible. You got a nice lower the bell lowers prices look you get eggs on there. Fuck this place I was looking for a golden egg. Oh, I got a great leaf blower. Yeah, they're great. So yeah, I

We're just older dude. I know I know it is weird. It is. Whoa, that's the one I got right there Oh, wait a minute. I gotta send mine back It's like on sale again. I got one just from my car. You don't have to dry it off You just use the crazy leaf blower. Oh, dude. That doesn't matter. We gotta be real boring. We're getting real It was boring and it just got real boring fair fair. How do I get the wheel? What we like for the discount? It's on that it's after you start bonus coupons guys this is so boy hey did your family ever cut coupons out when you're kidding my grandma did yeah holy great deal so so get that leaf blower. They send you $50.

No, no, this is how they do it. This is how they get you is all a scam. So it'll be like, you'll get $400, but it's off your next 10 purchases. Oh, bullshit, yeah. You think like, oh man, I'm getting $100 off. And it's like, that's horseshit. It is horseshit.

Did your mom cut coupons? My grandma did. My my mom and dad used to I used to be so embarrassed so embarrassed No, that's cool. I like that. No, I'm Hated it. That's how I learned to be like, oh, it's okay to be cheap. Eric still does it Yeah, I mean the thing like yeah, I'm supposed to get sir. It's all electronic now. Yeah, I don't give a fuck I have the ones from the magazine You sure that's from 1987. Well, it says Price Match at any time. We don't even offer Aunt Jemima, sir.

Those products don't exist anymore, sir. Yeah, well, use it for that one. No, no, no, the thing, this is what, anybody that doesn't have the rewards at a supermarket, I wanna spit in their face. You're an annoying fucking guy. I wanna spit in their fucking face. Well then spit in my fucking face and call me daddy

cause it's not my thing. It's not. It looked like a casino. Fuck you. You see how much you're saving. I got the fucking thing because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Yeah because it was stupid.

We go there all the fucking time. Well, Irwan makes sense. I get it, I'm saving money. Irwan makes sense. But like, Ralph, fuck off, it's already a good deal. How much you need, dude? Give back to the community. Fuck them.

The community? You'll save like 40 bucks on Ralphs, that's good. But like, also... We're so old! Look at Nick! want to talk about Nick Nick looks fucking really good in that All my in membership apps. I'm ready to go. I want to talk about old I woke up the other day in the middle of the night and my thumb was numb and I go What and I touch it and it's like

Hurts and thumb looks disgusting. Well I got the bandaid on now. Why? I just had a bandaid on my thumb. Like I'm not gonna get to the story dude. The whole reason why I'm telling the story is so I can tell you why the fucking bandaid's on it dude. I know but he interrupted you so I wanted to speak through.

I didn't interrupt you. You kind of did. You did. No I knew it was, I could feel it bubbling. Oh this guy right under the bus would job over here. Go ahead, what happened to your stupid thumb yeah, tell us about that dumb I'm just trying to get on it teamu conversation. Oh, so you think the thumb I do I'm on there to my seat yeah, so

So I get the fucking yeah, you know what I hope you I hope you guys thumbs fall off I hope you guys have a fucking thumb that will tell us more Karen tell us more about your thumb I hope you guys have a fucking thumb that falls off. Tell us more. Tell us more about your thumb. It's hurting so bad. Okay? And I go like this. The band-aid's on it, bro.

You can't see it. I know, the band-aid's on it. It's so ratchet. It's a fucking band-aid. I just put it on. Show Eric your thumb. Yeah. But do it this way.

Look at that stupid fucking band-aid. Yeah, it looks terrible. I had to put it on the way to cover the cut. I can't just put it on Willie Nellie. You have a weird thumb. Jesus Christ. That's what I'm saying. It's like so terrible. Yeah, I had to put it on the way to cover the cut I can't just put it on Willie. You have a weird thumb. All right Right, right. That's what I'm saying. It's like that's what I'm saying. It looks like my big toe It looks like my toe. I get he's got a big nose a big thumb. You know what? Hey, like if he was started on my dick if he was hitchhiking be like this

Comic and you couldn't help it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see something. I get it. So, all right. Go on. What's your thumb? I'm like, man, this hurts like hell, okay? I'm like, fuck it.

It's my thumb. What am I, a pussy? I go back to sleep. I wake up. It hurts more. The all day it hurts. I'm like, yeah, fuck this. This thumb ain't getting me.

Go to sleep the next day, wake up a middle of the night. Thumb's way worse. It has to be infected. And I go like this, what the fuck? I go to sleep again, I wake up this morning and I go, fuck, I got to do something about this thumb.

So I say, hey, Kristen, check out my thumb, it hurts real bad. And she looks at it, she goes like this, it's infected. And I was like, from what? Nothing happened, I didn't even get a cut. So I go. You've been sucking on it?

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. So that, dude, I gotta get into that, that'd be cool. Maybe a 44 year old suck his thumb to bed. So, um. So I realize I'm sucking on my thumb all the time. So I, so I, you wake up one, the thumb's in my ass. Oh, I know what's happening. So, so. We need a Timo wheel for my ass. Oh, I know what's happening. So

So we need a team. Oh wheel for your story. Yeah, no You got three minutes off. So So my so my wife is like, let me get some peroxide for you dip it in there I'm like, alright, so I'm like, I don't know if it's infected cuz she's always thinking something's like something Yeah, you know, you know, she watches too much great. So I something and it's not. Gangrene. Yeah, yeah, no. She watches too much Grey's Anatomy. So I'm like, it better not be fucking infected. I want her to be wrong. And then so she puts the thing, I put the thumb in the, what do you call it? Hydro peroxide?

And I'm like, oh, it kind of hurts, man. And I pull it out and I squeeze my thumb. Puss. Puss. And I'm like, oh, she was right. And it's disgusting. It's your nail. Dude. Yeah. Can you bite your nail and and bit it too much. Maybe, maybe,

who knows? But I think it's an ingrown nail. And so I put the fucking Neos porn on it. And now I got the bandaid on it. And it's going to be all good, dude. So fuck y'all, dude. So fuck y'all. How's how are we? You wanted my you wanted you wanted that story to end. And it was it was good, dude. It was fun. It was all right. I love a good ingrown toenail removal video. Basti bites his nails, and I keep telling him.

He'd be on the baseball field like this, and then make a play. I'm like, dude, you gotta quit biting your nails. He bit it too short, it got infected. His mom's like, we gotta take you to the hospital, blah, blah, blah, I'm like, calm down. Just dig it out. I'm like, it's not a big deal, we'll figure it out.

So bossy's like, I don't wanna go to the hospital, I go, dude, come here, I've had it happen, I have. I have it a million times, they're just gonna dig it out, it's not gonna hurt. And he goes, they're gonna give me a shot, I go, they're not gonna give me a shot. Dude, he got there, and I. Oh, you went to the hospital and did it.

We went. Oh yeah, yeah. Well, because my wife took him, so I was like. They give you a shot. They fucking put the shot in there, I could hear them screaming, but make me leave stay on the outside cuz I'll go crazy I'll grab him get him out of there before they heard him I got you!

He's like plan of the apes. Yeah but that's how he's not gonna bite his nails anymore. Oh he hasn't touched it. That's how you do that. He doesn't even use his hands. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

That's what that's how you learn. He's like, I thought dad said they're not gonna give me a shot. That makes you feel really bad, right? I felt terrible. But wait, you didn't know they were gonna give him a shot? No. They numb it so they can just dig it out. I know, I didn't know that.

It was way better to get the shot. My brother had such bad ingrown toenails, they had to amputate his fucking nails. He didn't have toenails on his big toes. Cause they kept growing in, kept growing in. Finally got so bad they had to shoot it up and then fucking rip the nail out. Those are my favorite videos right now.

Ingrown toenail removal. Disgusting. What is it about that shit that makes you wanna watch it? Like all that Dr. Pimple popper shit. I'm into that shit. I'll rotate between pimples, earwax, toenail removal. How about when you do the earwax? When they do it to you?

Oh, fuck yeah, do it to me, doc. No, but I always want like. Doctor. You go to a doctor and they're just fucking. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. What do they do? They put the solution in your ear and you go like this and then you turn out and it all comes out.

It's awesome, dude. What's this? Oh, oh, oh, that's a bad one. He's gonna take his toe off. That's not even a bad one. Well no, no, but look at the bottom of it. Look at the bottom of it. There's ones where like the decided toes.

As gangster, I would love to do that to my toe. Nope, nope, nope. I'm looking for one of these tools. As gangster dude. I love that tool. That ain't for me, that ain't for me. That's awesome, I love that. Yeah, ooh, it's all muddy.

No, that's not for me. Yeah, I'll watch out. Yeah, baby. I'll watch out Yeah, I'll watch out look at that And then they when they get the pliers and they turn yeah, see how deep the nail is numbed it all up Yes, I'll get it keep why I want to watch it. Oh, it's a little bit Get it all you fucking bitch get it get it out look at I love that Get it all you fucking bitch. That's it get it get it out. Look at I love that I'm a tent. Nope. No, I'll bitch look up bitch ass. Yeah. Hell. Yeah, dude. I love a good

That that's something about that is very very satisfied like a good back cyst Why don't you guys watch something look up biggest pimple back pimple ever? Those are good disgusting I'm a guy's a trial for dummies. Oh, that seems cool. Well, that's gonna be Oh in grown hair removals a good kind of a Gregor, huh? back pimple ever. Those are disgusting. Conor McGregor 12 for dummies? Oh, that seems cool. Well, that's going to be good. Oh, ingrown hair removal is a good one. Conor McGregor, huh? Is that a whole big talk? Yeah. It's the rage right now in the real housewives of the UFC.

Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough one. Why do you guys like this shit? What's wrong with you? Yeah, because you're just waiting for the, like, some of them are really gross. This one's really gross.

That's on the back of his neck. Yeah, that's great. Oh yeah. Oh God. Oh God. But, but, but Eric, come on, that's disgusting. What's wrong with you guys? Oh, that's disgusting.

That was my thumb this morning. Eww. Still hurts. You know who lost a nail? Who? Jay Leno. Oh yeah. Dude, he lost a bet, right? I know, that's so funny know that's the mafia get that's so funny

they're saying he lost a holiday in like and two years ago he burned his face no I know that's why they're saying he looked he owes money and a month after that he got in a motorcycle and hurt his kneecaps and this he lost a nail. No, he owes somebody money to just keep whooping his ass. It's actually hilarious. Oh my god. Oh, I mean, first of all, I don't believe that he was at a Hampton Inn. That's the first thing. Right, right, right. You say he fell down the stairs of a Hampton Inn? That's the first thing. No, you know how rich he is?

That's what I'm saying. He wouldn't be at a Hampton Inn. Which means he would pay his debts. Yeah. So that's the other thing I don't get. Maybe he's broke. Even that guy went, you're full of shit. That's not true, your money.

He's notoriously frugal though. I could see him staying in a Hampton Inn. I'll say this about Jay Leno. So before they shut it down, cause they're fucking idiots, at the Malibu market, they used to have the best car show. It's gone now because they woke idiots there. But so Jay Leno was always there,

and he had the best cars, right? And Basti and Tiger always got this ice cream and candy, their hands would be all sticky. And we see Jay Leno, he's in this dope ass like old school Lamborghini. And Basti loves Lambos. And he walks up and he's like, Oh my God, don't touch it buddy. And Jay goes, it's fine, dude. like old school Lamborghini, and Basti loves Lambos,

and he walks up and he's like, oh my God, I go, don't touch it buddy, and Jay goes, it's fine dude. I'm like, no, he doesn't have kids, I go, no Jay, he has shit all over his hands, like chocolate dude, and he goes, it's easy to wash off. I'm like, I wouldn't let him in my truck, dude, I'm gonna wash his hands. He lets Boston with his stupid sticky hands

get in his old classic worth a million dollars, get in his car, pretend he's driving, he's touching everything. Jay Leno didn't give a fuck. Yeah, he's such a nice guy. He goes, no, he can have fun. He's got a guy. He goes, he can have fun, man.

Yeah, he has a guy, but still, it's still cool. But he's such a nice guy, though. Dude, he's awesome. I saw him at the gas station. And I did that to him after that. Yeah, I threw him down the hill. That's, yeah. He was nice to you.

So wait, well, what happened? They don't do that show anymore? Uh-uh, stopped it. And I did that to him after that. I threw him down the hill. He was nice to you. So wait, what happened? They don't do that show anymore? They didn't like the culture. And then that market went out of business. They didn't realize all the business there again. Because it brought thousands of people there. That would buy coffee and snacks.

And there's like a Starbucks on there? Oh I know it was the best. We'd go every single weekend. Not to mention the richest shit who go there and they spend all their money. You're talking about the best cars in the world, so it's rich people, but they would buy all the sandwiches and snacks.

So the Malibu deli went, nah, you guys are causing up too much traffic, our customers can't park anywhere, they shut it down. What a bunch of morons. A year later, they're out of business. Figure it out. Well, it's too late now. I don't have a car show to go to.

If you have a good car show, tell Cal, hit me up. There's always those ones in Pomona, right? Too far though. That's far. You know what? The best ones are in like Orange County and San Diego. By the way, it is Happy Thanksgiving for everyone. Enjoy that dry ass turkey.

No, they already did enjoy it, because this comes out at Thursday night. Yeah, so thanks. They're eating it right now. I hope you had a good, no, it's not. If you're eating Thanksgiving right now, when this is out, you're like, that's a late dinner. Late night eaters.

But what are you thankful for this year, Shobby? Don't start with me. You get somebody else to go. Why can't we start with you? I don't know. I'm bad at this stuff. Thankful for? Yeah, what are you thankful for?

Nah, he'll get all like a... Emotionally? I don't know. You know. I don't know, man. Whatever, man. You go, man. All gas, no gas.

You go. Oh wow. All right, I'll go. Oh, we pumped you into that, I love it. I can go. I can go if you want. I don't know, man. I'm thankful that Trump's gonna be the president starting in January. I think that's a big deal four years of excellence I think that's gonna be cool with his cabinet thankful for the kiddos of course thankful for the kiddos. Yeah Thankful wifey. She does a lot. Ooh, so you saying wife is third

After Trump and your kids, I mean, he's not doing it in order. There's no order. There's no ranking It was an order Once again, I'm gonna go with Trump. I'm gonna and your kids. I mean, he's not doing it in order, bro. There's no ranking here. Felt like it was an order. That's not how they're gonna take it. One's gonna affect my life more. One's gonna affect my life more in a good way, but yeah.

You? You know, having a kid was like life changing. It really is. It's like. If it's not, you're a piece of shit. I mean, right. If it's not, people have kids. People are like, it's not that big of a deal.

I'm like, oh, you're a piece of shit. I mean, it's just. It could be life-changing if you have a kid and you gotta move, you know, you don't wanna be near it. If you're a piece of shit, I'm saying, it could be life-changing. I'm thankful of this. Real quick, I'm thankful of the staff.

Casey and Mark killing it for me, and Nick. Yeah. But I'm saying this, of the staff, Casey and Mark killing it for me. And Nick. I'm saying this, clearly the podcast, this is just one thing that I do is the podcast, but all the endorsements I have, that stuff's a ton. What the fuck is Chin? That stuff's a ton of work. What the fuck is Chin?

Is he here today? Chin passed away. He had to leave. He had a kink in his neck. When did he say that say that was a whole thing? He sent a text dude. Yeah, the same text you invited to a Thanksgiving party. Nah Hold on. Hold on. Hold on the he where's where's chin? He's going to see the doctor for his neck. Oh for real. Yeah, he said on golden hour text Yeah, he's a guy's gonna take off about 1130 Yeah, it's a whole thing can't know what everyone else saying in my neck, so what are you thankful for okay?

We nobody responded thankful of chin obviously, but the the endorsement side like it's a ton of content Martin Casey crush that stuff All right, well, I'm thankful for big booty hoes no I'm living the path. I'm thankful for my I get to be a dad and My kids and my wife Kristen and then this is fucking gay Feel is the holiday feel is can't do without actually connecting your feelings and it sucks dude. Get involved with your feelings bitches. I'm thankful for, you know, my parents and my friends dude.

I really, really love you guys. And I'm thankful for just, you know. Therapy's working. I'm just thankful, I'm just happy dude. You know sometimes you get, you know sometimes you sit and you think and you just you get sad but you realize you just keep going. Maybe you you know what I mean? You do one of those things where you lay down and you open your anus to the sun. You used to do that. I do I do I have it's been raining out I don't

want my anus to drown so I don't do it yeah yeah yeah I that was a thing for a while thank you for you guys jumped on the trend hell yeah dude no no no it gave shit you never did it dude it feels nice it would be gay if you put something in it no all that's stupid stupid is fucked it feels like you know does not you don't do it on a rock out Well, what's missing from this picture is the crowd of people just to the left? Like hikers you could some guy just jerking off Just bro, I love him goes I don't know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit, but fuck you nonetheless seriously He burnt his asshole

My pucker hole it feels nice. It feels nice, dude That's all I can say. I don't know what it does, but it feels nice I would like to start my day with it every time but you know Sometimes the Sun's not out. Yeah, but what happened though is that it became a thing where people were making a lot of dumb videos Well, I don't make a video. Yeah, there I just go out there. I hold my ankles and I go Is a trend people were bored it's like the next thing Remember the ice bucket challenge? I remember that what was what was it even for? Do you remember the disease? I do I remember Als that's right. But what does that stand for? No idea

I remember was it all ALS. Yeah, that's right. But what does that stand for? No idea Yeah, Bieber called me out on that that was how I kind of like got connected with him He was like this is for I challenged crystal to do this any fucking poor to tan your asshole No, no, no is the the ice bucket challenge. Yeah, dude. I had a guy I did it though. I didn't do it. You didn't do it. No, he challenged me. I did Venice Beach benching Oh, yeah. Yeah, so meathead benching benching while I was benching while they dump it. I wanted dumb dumb Yeah, it was dumb. What a bro. That was that was him. Let's see. How could we like not be too gay with this? Yeah, they were like, let's go down to Venice Beach But I left this I was at this gym where Hillary Duff worked out there and I remember I was like

Oh, I have to leave because I always the owner. I was always a little weird like skeptical He's always like hey ready good work out there. I'm like take it easy and then I saw him do the ALS challenge He did it and then did three takes of it and I was like, oh, I'm out of here. Wow Yeah, this is just saying it was like a Hollywood thing. Yeah Well that that the thing made a ton of money, holy shit. It did make a ton of money, yeah. That's 315 by the way. That's a lot, dude.

Look it, look it, look it. Oh, this is when you guys were Abbott and Costello. Oh wow, that's a whole chest of ice. Just drowning you. That's wild. Now let me. So now, hold on now what what you did that when so you posted that when ten years you know it's funny you look back at the videos you make and you go ah ten years

that wasn't good well I mean it was fun I mean you, it's now everyone. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I don't. What do you mean? It was like, oh, man, that's corny as fuck. But wait, wait, you don't do that not knowing it's corny. You know it's corny. The whole movie. They didn't know at the time. We know it was a little corny. The whole movie was kind of corny,

but it raised a lot of money for good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it sucked for all the other. It started like Canada. I know, but it sucked for all the other. ALS. Important diseases. Yeah. It sucked for all Yeah, but it sucked for all the other like Canada. I know but it's stuck for all the other ALS important diseases why because then they had to come up with some kind of thing that's on them

I just found it. I just I don't know Wasn't there they tried something else? Yeah, what was after ALS challenge? It was they were trying like then if people were like, oh no, I'm done with challenges. No, they started Tan Your Asshole for AIDS, and you did it. I don't have HIV, so I made it. No, but there was a real one.

There was something after that. Yeah, there was, there was, there was. I just don't remember what it was. You're right. I think it was like, that one was so, it became more about the thing than what they were. Yes, the actual rates, but they raised like millions and millions of dollars.

What was it after that? You know what it was, dude? Kill a goat for the homeless. That's right. You just kill a goat. And you cook it on the street under the off ramp for them. Everyone was trying to kill me, bro. Goat.

Oh. Remember when I did the thing about the goat thing? And then you were like, nah. What was the thing about recently where I was like oh yeah goaded that's what I was saying whatever bro I'm fucking goaded no you're the throat goat dog oh dude have you seen the guy who got the tattoo like the tough dude that we got to blessed and everyone in the comments is like you got a blessed throat like let me bless you with my throat oh man you don't think about that I know get it, then you're just out like I'm the blessed Bro, he's he's not guy. No, no black guy. It's really worse even worse cuz black

White guy like oh no a black eyes like I can't leave the house You have to change it to like, something's going on at TikTok. Whatever. What do you mean? It's not that they're doing weird stuff with their algorithm and everything. Or they're, you know, it's like even Matt was telling me about it,

like he was like, I has no access to all his fans. That's what they do, yeah. Well, the Instagram did that, right? And you have to pay to reach your fan base. Like when you post, you're only reaching like 5% of them. The rest can't see it unless you pay. Then what's the point?

You know what I mean? It's the way they make money. No one laughed at this in the group chat. Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, you know, I was, this is a jam. I love this kind of shit. My Thanksgiving turkey waiting in the fridge.

It's fucked up. I mean that's, I mean these are the gems. She's thick. I mean come on bro, you know she's short. She's more short than she's thick. I know but I bet you, you'd probably be shocked. You'd probably smash and be like, damn. I don't know, I wouldn't.

That's some good turkey. Because she's just like a little ball, so you could just. Ball turkey, dog. What about if you marry? What? You can do it, Kevin. It just looks exactly the same. You wouldn't smash, Kevin?

What if you marry, what if you're a normal six foot guy, and you marry her, and she you know, two five or whatever and Yes, she's about to five and At the doctor's office, he's like, are you still 2'5"? Can you take your shoes off? You know? 2'5", it says here, right? Oh my god.

On the driver's license, it says 2'5". 2'5". So, um... 2'5', 120. That's the weirdest driver's license ever. 2'5', 70. And so, um... 2'5', 70?

So... But you... So... driver's license ever. 2,570. And so, 2,570? So, so, I don't know man, I don't even really know where I was going but whatever, fuck it. Oh, the Riz. Hit WWE. That's what it looked like.

Oh yes, totally. Just take, Shaq with anyone. Shaq and Hoops. Type in Shaq and Hoops. Oh yeah, Shaq and Simone Biles. Yeah, that shit looks crazy. But this was really funny.

Rizzler just skyrocketing continues. He was on AEW. Crazy. Does the crowd go wild? Oh, yeah. He's huge, huh? Standing at 3 feet and 11 and a half inches tall, he is the master of the Reds face.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Pizzas. This is a kid, right? That's a kid? Yeah. I don't know, some people are like, the Hasbro. He's young. Hasbro is probably furious at this kid. Some people are like that has well. He's young Well, it's probably Furious yeah, I was but how the husband is at home like what the fuck he's talking shit That's supposed to be me right there

You on one today I Wonder how to enter the Rizzo zoom in like honey boo boo. It's gonna be fucking awful She's gonna be a fucking big old fat guy. Oh my god, that's what it would look like I just wanna I wish a look up what happened honey boo boo I know the mom got on a Zempig and had surgery and it was like from fat to hot or whatever her new show is Oh, you see the picture of Liz. Oh, no. No, she's got a my algorithm blocks her amazing weight loss transformation Oh, yeah, there's a long ways to go. Wait, did she really get in a fight with that one? On the oh, yeah, I know the other one

The other one no hot white girl. Oh, yeah, I know. The other one? The other one? No, no. The hot white girl. Yeah, what's her name? She got into a feud with Lana Del Rey, was it? Yes, Lana was like, just keep running on the treadmill. But that's crazy. What's your name? What?

Yeah, but that's a, that's not a bad, that's a different angle. That's her at 14. Like show us from under, you know what I mean? That's not her. She's got money. Yeah, true, true, true. But in order to cut off enough skin and fat, it takes time.

No, but we don't see what. It takes so much time. I mean, she probably, you know. She's been out of the public eye for a long time. Yeah, ever since the accusation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her dancer's like, she spends too much money and forces the deep throat bananas.

I'm like, okay. But what I'm saying is this, this is what happens. You have the fat whoever is now the fat queen of the world and all these fat bitches are at home on the couch just kind of like, oh yes. Then their doctor hits them up and goes, yeah, you're on tour, this isn't healthy. Your family is probably like, man, you're not,

you can't even breathe. And then she goes, you know what, you're right. And then. Enough's enough. Enough's enough. Loses a bunch of weight. People are gonna be so mad. Like Adele said, she never got so much backlash when she lost all that weight. People are gonna be so mad. Like Adele said she never

got so much backlash when she lost all that weight. Oh but that's going down. Now that's why she's like, oh thank god Trump's in office. But wait, am I wrong? I can lose weight now. What about, hold on. But what about, hold on, Adele, was she that, she wasn't that fat, right? Super fat. Oh really? Yeah. No she wasn't like Melissa McCarthy fat. Voice of an angel, body of Chris Farley, yeah. But she, but I just, imagine that, we have to look back at that time in history and be like, this is bananas. Bananas.

That a person gets healthier and we criticize them? We skinny shame. Look at her in 2008. Oh, she was big, huh? Buzz's girlfriend, Wolf, and now look at her, crushing it. She looks great. She looks fantastic, too. And she can sing.

That's all we want, though. We all want to be like at our most optimal self without. But I don't know if that's optimal. 2012, that's not that's not unhealthy. It's not great, though. It's not great. No, she should have skipped the appetizers in 2012. And then 2021, she got her shit together. I'm right there with her.

She's banging 2021. In that pic, yeah. 2008. I like when she got her shit together. I'm right there with her. She's banging 2021. In that pic, yeah. 2008 was- I like when she's outside like that. Yeah. What a transformation. She turned into Laura Sanko.

Doesn't she look like Laura Sanko? So good, but I'm saying good for Lizzo. Yeah, do your thing girl. But is she gonna be- Quit preaching that. Is she gonna be the same? But now she can't think about being fat and stuff Yeah

I'm a whole lot of woman like she can't do all that shit or whatever the fucking songs are. Yeah I came in a song. Yeah, there's that one Viking that one that one the Minnesota Viking song guys. I went to I had a song. Yeah, there's that one. Minnesota Viking. That one, that one, the Minnesota Viking song. Guys, I went to, I had a weird show in Andover, Massachusetts. Is that where you did with the fucking Chinese buffet? Yeah, the Chinese buffet place. Man, how many times I see that on the text message and you didn't fucking answer.

Yeah, that was annoying. Cause that was annoying you, it was fun. But what I'm telling you is the, it was in Andover. But they were actually, they got, so the demographic of people that came, That's in Michigan, right? Just one night. Michigan? No, no, no, no, in Andover. But they were actually, so the demographic of people that came just one night. That's in Michigan, right? Michigan?

No, no, no, no. That's Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor. That's not what I meant. I know Ann Arbor is in Michigan. No you didn't. The guy was like, he was like, man, this is usually a lot of old people.

I've never seen this kind of crowd here before for this. And I was like, oh, okay. It was a nice crowd, but it was actually a lot of Golden Hour fans. Oh, cool. A lot of people that lived in there like oh shit. Let's go They're gonna come pal chicken and shit. No, it was the weirdest Chinese buffet It was like barely any Chinese food that's spaghetti. It was weird

I don't like that because that's the one thing man if you get if you go to if you have a show and it's all Asians it's tough That's what I'm saying. That is the one thing once the last time you did an all an all Asian show? I've done it, and it's just like, they're like, okay. That's how they laugh. They go like this, mm, okay. That's how they laugh. What are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?

Nick, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Not going home for the first time in a couple years. I'm actually house sitting with my girlfriend at some house. You get a girl. Your girlfriend was involved. Yeah, yeah. You get a girl, you ditch the grandma, huh? Yep, yep.

We're just gonna have holiday at home, but. Cool. Just the two of you? Yeah. Cool. You gonna wear that? She doesn't eat meat, but she's gonna make me a turkey. She doesn't eat meat.

Oh, gosh. She's allergic to meat. We discussed that. But she's gonna make you a turkey? Yeah. How's she gonna taste it and let her know it's good? I don't know. I'm not very picky.

I have a. Oh, you don't say? Gross palate not very picky. I have a You don't say gross palette You look like you're not picky Nick. I like what hot food Ironically, that's how he likes his pussy Sweetie, what do you want for dinner sweetie? Is it wet and hot yet? Just let me know when it's wet not just gravy in the fridge Ready to pour on shit by you Kevin everybody over there. What are you guys doing? Yeah

I heard you got some went hot case. You have you have a big ass family, what are you doing? I might go down to San Diego, hang with Carl and his fam. He's with the two boys. But I also might just stay, maybe do a friendsgiving. You got the new crib? Or just do nothing, yeah, me and homegirl just moved into a place like last week. Everyone get new cribs.

You and homegirl? Yeah, have her cook you something wet and hot. Who are you, homegirl? That's how you talk about your girl? Yeah, have her cook you something. Who are you home girl? You talk about your girl. Yeah, this is my home girl. Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you know what times are different now, bro Are they yeah, it's 2024 man. We're we're all in it together. Mark you doing at your house I'm doing a I'm going to my aunt and uncle's house. They always have it and it's gonna be funny It's gonna be fun. I like you good. Oh, they live in California. Yeah, and then my My mother-in-law is coming out too and they're gonna go and it's gonna be yeah. Cool. It's fun. What about you guys?

We do have to grab everybody comes over. Oh, yeah That's what I'm doing. It's awesome tamales on that bitch. This is the first time I actually have to after this I gotta go pick up a turkey from everyone. Oh, you do it at your house? Yeah. Oh, nice. Are you inviting family over? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, like her dad and all that? Yeah, yeah. It's all her family. She got a big family, so they always... Big and tall. Yeah. They're tall as fuck. Ironically, I shop at that store.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The shirt's just so big. Casey's homegirl also wrote, directed, and starred in this movie, Escaping Ohio. Oh.

Thank you, Nick. Yeah, streaming now on Apple TV Plus, Amazon Prime, Google Play. Check it out. Really? Oh, he got told, you know, can you promote me? He didn't even do it. Nick did it. Wait, hold on.

Escaping Ohio. This is interesting. That's cool, dude That's her there in the poster Yes, yes, what if she's like nah, it's the guy on the right That's homegirl He's gonna cook me something hot and wet tonight That's cool man, she directed and wrote this shit that's cool man

Wow, there we go. No shit? That's cool man. Wow. There we go. No shit. It's a big deal. What's her name? She makes out with this guy. Oh come on. Whoa bro, it's acting, Nick it's acting.

So wait. She wrote it. Ooh, Nick's got a really good point. And then she was like, she was probably writing when she was mad at you, she was like, interior, car, really hot, tall guy, comes in the car and fucks my brains out, the end. Clean shaven, in a turkey costume.

It's wet and hot. That was the working title, wet and hot. That's cool man, Escaping Ohio, huh? It's subtitled To Wisconsin. To Wisconsin? That's where I'm from, she's cool man escaping, Ohio. Huh it's subtitled to Wisconsin to Wisconsin Still your girl in that turkey outfit. Oh Man my thumb hurts like hell so Anything else think how much longer we got I gotta go five minutes five minutes, five minutes. We gotta keep going. I'm sorry, anyway.

Uh. I get nervous. Tell me about your index finger. Ha ha ha. What else happened? Did you see Rachel Ziegler's apology? She is the star of Snow White. I know who she is.

The black face girl? She's annoying. Or did she apologize for this weird statement that she made about? She's annoying. Cause she was talking about some woke shit with Snow White, right? But that's not what she apologized for. No, no, that was a couple years ago.

This is a thing she said about the elections. Yeah. Oh, all Trump voters should die? Yeah, she wishes them no peace. Make us fat ass. And then Trump's America, she had to apologize for it. And this was her apology. So what did she say?

She said that she wishes that Trump voters have no peace. She can't believe there's all this hate in this world and that, and fuck Trump. Love it. You're adding to the hate. All right, go ahead. And this was the thing, this was the. Yeah, and she, I think she must have apologized before,

but this is how she ended it. I bet she's like, K bitch, he got over 70 million votes. What are you doing? It's weird, yeah. Well, they're not even making that movie anymore. 2025, I think they just really waited because she keeps getting such PR.

Yeah. I think when I win, the winged victory goes to everyone who hates when I win. The winged victory came to the lose in pieces and people still line up to see her. What? And I can only hope that despite my flaws and despite my cracks and my breaks and there were many effects. Oh god.

Your flaws are your forehead, girl. For every premiere and everything I do People will wait in line to see Oh wow, so she's bragging? And to everyone Yeah, that was the apology? Yeah What was I saying? Oh my god, Disney Snow White Girls are the most narcissistic

Oh, that Tiffany Fallon girl, she's funny So this Snow White Girl is kind of fucked, right? So, no. No, it's still a liberal machine, Hollywood, so it's. Yeah, yeah. But, what? Dude, how old is she? She's gotta be 22, 24.

Yeah, 44. That's the thing. She's gotta give. She's 44. But young people are like, oh, you're just gonna. Soon as she turns 30, they're gonna be like, shut up! But also, she's gonna be like,

hopefully she'll be like, what am I doing? Now it gets worse, you think being in Hollywood? No, I know, that's true. Now it gets worse, they double down. It can get worse, yeah. It just was a ridiculous thing, like the things that she said.

And it's the most, I don't know, she's just the most theater kid energy Yeah, yeah for sure it bothers me it what bothers me is somebody's good though. She was good in that fucking movie Uh snow what no? Hunger Games I totally agree Can I say something though my issue with her now is that and this is what I think happened to Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon What happens when your politics are so loud nuts and then when you watch a movie of them, you hear that.

Well what's annoying is, that's what's up with that girl, because I think she's a great actor. I would watch something she's in, I don't care about someone's politics. I wouldn't. No, no, no, no, what I'm saying is it's distracting, but after like, if you're watching an hour

and a half long movie, by the midway you forget that she's a crazy woke chick. But I'm just saying that the fact that that even comes up is like, it's annoying. That's why most of them stay out of it. For this exact reason. But no, what's annoying is, it's so, why do we have to know everybody's politics? That's the thing that's annoying as fuck. Like bro, you don't know my politics. I think in Hollywood, we do know yours, but I think in Hollywood, they're kind of forced to say something. No, they feel like they are, they feel like they are.

In that whole woke culture, they felt like they had to. They feel like they are. And then you realize, oh, this isn't gonna go the way we thought it would. It's just weird. Disney's lost billions of dollars. Not literally, you know what happens is, the people that support that kind of movement,

like the people that wanna be like, hey, there isn't enough black people in this, there isn't enough women. The people that say that, they actually don't buy tickets. No. Right. They actually don't support the things that they are fussing about.

Correct. And so then, like, you know, and then they have a big, huge corporation like Disney is like, okay, so the Twitter Illuminati has decided that we're bad, and they go, we're gonna change this. That's so weird. And then the people that buy the tickets

are going to these movies like, wait, hold on. I wanna talk to my kid about homosexual stuff. Can I bring it up to my kid, not you? Right, right, right, right, right. The other people are at home like, good, we changed it, but they didn't buy any tickets. No. They're learning the hard way.

You know, so it's really weird. They're learning the hard way. You know? Thank God. So it's really weird. So are they going to come out with this movie? I hope they spend $200 million on Snow White. And hope it eats shit. And no one goes to see it. And then they're going to be like, oh. How many times does that have to keep happening?

How many times? Disney's learning, right? They got a new CEO in there. But it was like with that Buzz Lightyear movie. Like, my son loves Buzz Lightyear. And then you share one snippet that there's a gay character in it, and I was like with that Buzz Lightyear movie, like my son loves Buzz Lightyear and then you share one snippet that there's a gay character in it and I was like, we can't watch it, man. Well, I turned on a Netflix thing the other day. And it ate so much shit.

I turned on a Netflix thing the other day and it was like on episode two, it was like, oh, there's a cool new show, episode two, it was like, it was like a whole thing about like the, the, the, the one, I mean, they were, they were, they were like, uh, it was like a Coke can cartoon guy, you know, and like, but it turned into like, I don't want to be a Coke can, I want were like uh it was like a coke can cartoon guy you know and like but it turned into like I don't want to be a coke can I want to be it's like a trans thing and it was like dude I what the fuck yeah episode 2 but also but also but also that Pepsi but to your point like that that wicked movie is supposed to be super gay. Super like crazy gay, that's all it's about. Yeah, well it's a musical.

And it did great. Yeah, well look. Wicked is a great musical. Wicked is a great musical. Yeah, that's a great musical. Yeah. Ah! Okay, well now I will never see it again.

This was a crazy clip. He said he did heroin in college and it helped him. If I was at the bottom of my class, I started doing heroin. I went to the top of my class. Suddenly I could sit still and I could read. That's not, yeah that's not, that's my guy. That's a weird thing they say.

That's my guy, but dude, can you lay low for a little bit? Well that doesn't, yeah that doesn't help you read. Well I mean, the problem is the internet will take that, just use that and parse it, and now it's like, oh he thinks heroin, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but also drug acts are like. He's encouraging heroin, you're like, fuck. Yeah, and drug acts are like,

oh fuck, y'all quit tomorrow. I'm on today, let's go, I need to read some books. Only the liberal ones will be like, I'm done with heroin. Robert has a pen. And he follows you, Nick, congrats, Doug. Thanks, thanks. Oh, he follows you read some books. Only the liberal ones will be like, I'm done with heroin. Robert has a pen. He follows you Nick, congrats Doug. Thanks, thanks. Oh, he follows you, oh.

Highlighting it. That's a lot. Ask him about crack or heroin. You think he sees your tweets? It's my biggest concern. Do you ever like tweet and then go, ah, I hope that works for you. I hope RFK doesn't.

How far of K sees that? Have you gotten a like on a tweet yet? I hope he didn't tail that parlay I lost. That's what I tweet. I lost a lot of money from your name. Made me start doing heroin again. Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't do heroin.

Yeah, I don't do heroin, but he knows that. Hey, I'm going to Anchorage. Oh, Alaska. Yeah, right after Christmas. It's actually gonna be a hassle. I think I have to actually fly on Christmas Day. It's gonna be a hassle, bro. Yeah, that sucks.

I have, after Christmas, I have Brea. Yeah. California, I can't see. Irvine on the 27th? No, well, that'll't see. Yes, Irvine on the 27th? No, well that'll be over. Oh. Fresno, San Luis Obispo, Covina, I got some Santa Rosa. I got a lot of California.

Oh, wait, go back up, because I saw something. So you're doing a live? Live, live line. Live with you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it's the podcast, bro.

That's something, huh, Brendan? You're gonna make time for that. You guys are cucks. No, if we go to it it we'll be cucks. Yeah. We should do one live one in LA. I would do it. I'll be down, talk to fucking.

I never said I wouldn't do it. Talk to fucking Lizzo over here. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Everybody! All right cool, go to chrisley.com. We can do it right around UFC 310, 11, that we're all going to. I just wanna say that every episode,

as the siren brought it up. This turkey. This turkey. You're such a turkey. I just think that will be fun. You're such a turkey. I've never been to a fight like that. I've never been to any fight.

I've never been to any live. I've never been to any live. Let's go to what's his name. Fight. What's his name's a bare knuckles thing. What's that fucking thing? Mike Perry. Slap fight. Yeah crazy, that shit looks nuts.

Yeah. Mike Perry. Go to Game Bread. I don't know what anything is. Game Bread? Game Bread's bare knuckle MMA. Oh no, I can't do that. You're trying to get some real shit in your blood.

Turkeys. Has anyone, wait that last thing that will go has anyone Someone's died in the ring never it's never happened yet. Never mixed martial arts only boxing We There was a UFC event in China was from 12 to 6 a.m. and this Chinese girl got head kicked and they took They didn't show her for like 10 minutes and they took out a stretcher and

they're like well you thought she died she was like it was crazy she's okay I guess but I thought it was the first one oh wow Nick had a bet on it and they were 115 pound Chinese girls Nick's like I win a thousand dollars if she dies and they hurt them like they shouldn't be fighting hi well they're but they're getting kicked by 100 pound Chinese girls yeah it's 115 and she's a I win a thousand dollars if she dies. And they hurt them. They shouldn't be fighting. Hi. Well, but they're getting kicked by a hundred pound Chinese girls. Yeah, it's 115. And she's a doctor.

That was it? She's a doctor. That was it? No, that's the thing right there. Yeah, man, that was the head kick. And her parents didn't even know she fights. Oh, the doctor? Boom.

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, yeah. She, that's crazy. The ref, that was great. Wait, which one doesn't, the parents don't know that one? The one who won. No, the one who won, right. All right, right, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy that the ref that was great Wait, which one doesn't the parents don't know that one the one who won know the one who won, right? She can't see either she's bad vision. Well, don't be racist It's funny that's the more racist statement. Yeah, I was thinking about it. Oh Don't get her in a car though. That's what we were saying. Hopefully it's a faster

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