The Golden Hour - What’s Your Price? | The Golden Hour PATREON #9 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The boys talk Electrify America, girls doing DIY projects, their favorite cartoons, all new live call in's from Patreon subscribers and Relationship Advice submissions, get in a heated debate about how much it would take them to be on OnlyFans and much more!

You know how easy pancakes are to make? Yeah. Pancakes are just basically just a mix. You pour it with water and you pour it into a pan. And you have not even money. With a side of mixed berries? Fresh mixed berries? Is that not insane to you, Eric?

It's not. I wasn't rich, dude. You had mixed berries? When the au pair would bring it in, it was... We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us

Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour This guy looks like a white R&B singer. This guy, I always gotta say,

I respect a guy who slicks back his hair. Me too. I always think that. I'm always jealous of it. But I bet you people say, he says people think he looks like Channing Tatum, right? Absolutely. Probably. You ever seen Channing Tatum?

Yeah. This guy's got the, from here to here. His eyes are, his eyes are. I like the double silver chain. You know I do that. I like the double silver chain. I do gold and silver. I know, but I do double silver, which is what I said. What's going on on boys uh my name is merrick here in orlando florida shout out to chris

forehead gang baby i just drank my pre-workout so i'm geeked as fuck but uh i have a debate club for you guys uh so would you rather sit down at a restaurant and eat your food or order it pick it up and then take it home obviously we're picking that shit up and taking it home because i have to be watching something on tv or my phone as i'm eating it just adds to it's like two great things at once right like you're eating something amazing plus you're watching something double stimulation is out of 10 meals i probably watch you motherfuckers nine times so yeah debate yeah, debate club for you guys. Eating at a restaurant or taking it to go.

Also, fun fact, when you take your food home, you don't have to worry about an active shooter. It stops there. He's in Orlando. I was going to say Florida. But I got a few thoughts about this, all right? The double stimulation is top notch. You know what's not good? Triple stimulation.

If you have eating and watching and anything else going on, it ruins everything. Eating, watching, and getting your ears done. It ruins everything. I one time – Pooping with the TV. Oh, there you go. One time I had a girlfriend, and she was like, I want to cook you food, and you watch TV, and I'll give you a bj i'm in no it wasn't good dude i was like a little stranger things and a dick yeah but so stranger things in dicks like maybe stranger

things it looks like and then a hoagie no right so so so so that's what i thought about that and then i also have a thought about how i can marry the two. I don't like going to a restaurant sitting down. It's too much of an ordeal. Going, picking up the food, bringing it home is also too much of an ordeal. Yes, I agree. Because I just want the food to be either at home or in the restaurant. The top notch go get out shit is to go in, order it at the counter, sit down when they call the number, grab it, and you be eating real right there.

Or just Uber Eats. That's the move. No, Uber Eats. You could do that too. No, not for everything. Either, yeah. The go, this is what I like to do. I like to be in that position.

Let me get, and then. Number 44. That's me, boom, and I'm eating, dude. Watching. Yeah, but you don't want to be at a fast food place. You want to be at Morton Steakhouse doing that? Yeah, you're not at Del Frisco. Number 44 That's me boom And I'm eating dude Watching Yeah but you don't want to be You got a fast food place You want to be at Morton Steakhouse doing that

Yeah you're not I actually would like that Yeah I would like that Not even trying to be a joke Not even trying to be a joke I'm at home all day I don't like when somebody's like Here hi what can I

Oh hi Cause then you gotta Yeah yeah I hate all this You know what I mean We order Rachel and I order a lot In order in We order in a lot

But you don't order Go get it But there's some There's some things that like you have to just go eat. I'm not ordering sushi. I do. I'm never. Oh, sugar fish?

I saw one documentary about sushi, and I'm never ordering sushi. Well, tell me what the documentary is, so I'll never watch it because I enjoy my sushi. Yeah, don't watch it. But I was talking about sushi. Because they always talk about the temperature. You hear what he said? What? Also, it's a documentary on sushi,, don't watch it. They're always talking about the temperature. You hear what he said? Also, it's a documentary on sushi,

so don't watch it. True enough. So boring. Just close up like this. You have to eat it at a certain temperature. I don't like, I want my sushi,

the dude just cut it. I want to come in and they yell at you, you know. You know what I mean? You're like, yeah, I'm at a good place. That Euro dreams of sushi is exhausting. I you watching you start yelling at us when we come

inside you want to be eating the sushi you want to be eating the sushi looking at the fish you're eating dying yeah you want him to be dying as you're eating it i don't like sitting at the sushi bar i don't like it either i don't either i don't like that but we do go to this place in the west side where it's just all hand rolls and it's a great place you sit at the bar oh kristen was telling me about that place how good it was yeah it's in marina del rey yep she go there oh this place is great somebody was telling me i don't know it was kristen got the name of the playa vista they're making it up made it up made up the place you don't remember there is a playa vista but it's in marina this is in marina i'm

tired i used to live out and it's real quick you And it's real quick. The guy's making it right there. He'll make the thing for you. He'll go like this. Yellowtail. I don't like that. You don't order. Cazanari? Yes.

And you don't order, right? They got to give you whatever they give you. No, no, no. You order. You can get three or four or five. You can get three rolls. You know what grosses me out? When they're rolling your thing with the rice and their hands are wet.

I like that. Their fingers are wet. I like that. But these guys are clearly very. I suck the guy's fingers. I'm tired. You've been really nasty today. I like that. Their fingers are wet. I like that. But these guys are clearly very... I suck the guy's fingers. I'm tired. You've been really nasty today. I'm tight, tight.

Yeah, I don't care. I suck the guy's fingers. I say, hey, come here. Throw daddy. Throw daddy. He does it disrespectfully. I don't do it properly. I'll just do it like that.

I'm so tired right now. Well, they do it like that for your roll. You know how you roll a cigarette? You're going, he does it for you. He rolls it, then he gives it to you.'s yours sushi tastes too fucking that's kind of work imagine you have to you have to lean forward he's like ready you have to go yeah yeah they just yeah why is he doing like that dude yeah why is he doing it like that, dude? Yeah, why is he... What is he holding like this? I'm tired.

The spit, keeping it in so it doesn't fall down. Oh, so it's a loogie? God damn it, guys. Thank you.