The Golden Hour - Where’s the Beef? | The Golden Hour #154 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

The guys discuss their favorite sandwiches, Erik and Brendan's Arby's' experiences and Chris never trying it, favorite breakfast meals, IHOP's infamous signature "Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity" dish, favorite fatty orders, Chris' review of Netflix's Black Rabbit show, Erik's review of Karate Kid Legends, actors that turned down huge movies, Shaq's nonstop career moves, farting on stage, finding happiness, an Arby's taste test and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the Go Now wear Eric Fashion isn't high On your fucking list

Okay Right And you know that So let's not be offended It's getting skinny though You think you're You can start shopping Eric

Oh no I'm away No I still got Ways to go But I feel good But like I said I am now Did you relapse Did you relapse in the Arbys?

I mean No I'm still Because like I said I'm still 15 pounds away from my gold weight of starting to lose weight. So I got to get there and then I'm like, then I need to lose like 30 pounds from there. Then it's

going to be like, yeah. Then it's on. Yeah, people need to worry about that. Hey, I'm going to be a problem. Yeah. Husbands are going to be you keep your wives close. I'm going to be a problem, Chris. So we'll see. Turned it down. Turned it down.

Turned it down. Turned it down. So here at. Eric, you want Arby's? turned it down I don't like Arby's you know what you know what

I've never had Arby's never had Arby's Nope I just like their fries Chris is always so proud that he's not done like a certain thing yeah you know

I know fuck off Chris never had this temple's never touched Arby's no that's not what it is but you know I mean I eat like shit I eat ice cream

I know but you always get excited when you go like you you went like this yeah guys never had Arby yeah I like that I don't like the way he said it

I don't like the way said it. They never got me. The sucker. I'm not a sucker for Arby's. They have the meat. I'll tell you right now. That guy's vegan, by the way. It looks like, it looks like, it looks like, it looks like shit, Arby's. It looks terrible. It's not good. No, it's like slimy and sweaty meat, too. It's not good. Arby's the worst fast food on the point. When you go to a restaurant and you want to get a sandwich, what is the thing that's on the menu that you, you can't turn it down. Do you have one of those? Turn it down. What, like, what do you mean? If it says World If it says world's best or best of, I always get it. Interesting. That's a sucker move right there. For me, it used to be I would always get a tuna melt. Like, just like, I'm out in the country traveling.

And I go to a thing and go, oh, you got a good, you got a tuna melt? And I would just get it. Because I want to try it. A diner or something like that. That's what I'm saying. Not fast food. I'm talking about you at a diner or someplace. You're out.

You're out. What sandwich do you always want to see how they're doing it? Yeah, Tudemelt is a good surprise. nice one yeah uh that's i don't i i'm pretty basic with my shit i don't know if i have a there is a there is a there is a okay yeah tune them out might be one of those for me yeah no but but i'm just saying specifically i like i had it was tuna melt and the other one i like to get it'll be like uh anything like a dip i love a good

french dip i don't fuck with that oh i love a good i love some a ju you give me some ajou give me some as you baby i don't fuck with that that that shit i order the iju with a pastrami sandwich let me get some as you with that pastrami oh wow Oh, that's chubby. I like when the menus, that's super chubby. I like when the menus. Oh, we got to make that a T-shirt. That's chubby.

Yeah. That's chubby, man. See? I like when the menus have like, you know, it has like a star next to it where it says like, you know, it's their special. Like that's what they're known for. You know what? I'm with you. And I'm also with you on the thing you said earlier.

Sometimes you go to a place and it goes, it says world famous something. And I'm like, when did that comes? competition happened yeah right let's see yep but i gotta try it i gotta see what all the hype is if it says if it says whatever in 1974 chili cookoff championship cook yeah yeah yeah you know chili yeah i got a have a cup i'll be and i go i'll be the judge of this there's a chicken pesto sandwich out here brothers it will blow your mind i had a pesto i had a chicken pesto sandwich the other day and it was fucking fantastic dude where was yours dude this one will knock your dick in the fucking dirt really the chicken pesto it'll knock your dick in the dirt

mom why is that a good why would you want to eat that then what if it actually knocked your dick in the dirt fuck the world why would you go get um it better be really turned it down so wait where is it from though i'm interested i'm interested it's this place that i'm drawing a blank now but i drive i drive if they open at 7 a m i drive there to get my family the chorizo tacos and then every morning when I go, I go, can you guys do lunch for me? Because I get the chicken Pesto sandwich. So how far is the drive? It's that fucking good. 30 minutes. Oh, my God. You go 30 minutes to get that?

That's hilarious. Usually every Saturday. You're thinking about, Austin's a spread out. I know. It's straight 30. And I like that's a long drive. I really enjoy it. For 30 minutes. I put a podcast on. It's nice. It's a nice drive. All right. And I know you eat a taco on the way home. Oh, these guys got scarfing it. Yeah. Dude. Say last, say let's, that's chubby. This is interesting to me now, too. I don't know why I'm on this subject today, but maybe because I haven't eaten, you know, but it's like, okay, so when you're going for breakfast, okay, you're going for breakfast

do you have a go to? Speak on it. Do you have a go to? Like if it's a, let's say, let's start like this. If it's a taco place and it's like you're going for breakfast tacos, what's your breakfast taco, you have to get. What, there's a, what? Chorizo, chrizo, number one, with green salsa and I, in flour tortilla.

flour torties so white y'all ain't shit you know flower tortilla no bro no flower tortilla that's mexican shit my mexican wife eats flour tortilla corn tortilla doesn't where you go with it y'all ain't shit go ahead what about you chris we'll start with a taco place it's a break do you get do you get breakfast tacos yeah if they're there sure but like what kind of taco what's the best one okay give me that one okay so you're that you're so you're not picky about it no I like that okay so now if you're going like you're at a diner you're sitting down you're gonna have breakfast what's your go to? Is it two eggs,

bacon and some sausage or some potatoes? No, I judge them based off their Diet Coke. Wow. I judge them based off their Diet Coke. You're like a Somalié for Diet Coke. Diet Coke Somali.

Yeah. Let me feel the bubbles. You get pancakes? What are you? What are you? Popping on my cheek. Yeah. You're pancakes guy?

No, no. I would get some sort of eggs and bacon thing. That's, you look like a simple bitch like that. You know what I mean? Bro. He just walks. Or all-American, you could say.

You don't need to say simple bitch. He goes into fucking Denny's, yeah, two eggs. Two eggs, hot coffee and some bacon, please. That's a fucking, that's a bot order. That's like a bot order. My brother's, my brother's in Christ. What do you get? What do you get, you stupid fuck?

What do you get? The strawberry whipped cream fucking pancake, drizzle hazelnut? No, Eric looks like a biscuits and gravy type of dude. Rudy, Tootty, fresh, and fruity, baby? And what is that? Well, I don't even know. Google it. What is the Rudy, Tootty, Fresh, and Fruity.

That's the order from a house of pancake. They used to be the order. Bidgettee, Frusty. Now, this is what I like to do. Hey, Eric, you, Eric, you fuck with biscuits and gravy. I love hot sauce in the gravy. I love some biscuits. I don't like the gravy.

You know what? Oh, it's fucking gay, Chris. I'm kind of with you on that. Sometimes the gravy is just too much. It's just crazy. But give me some good biscuits. Gravy's where it's fucking holiday sauce Turned it down

I don't eat holiday sauce Eggs Benedict is my order No holidays dude These are all mine That's so gay These are all mine These are all mine What does that mean?

I've taken every ex Benedict photo here So this is what I'm saying So this is my point So when Nick goes to someplace If I go someplace I'm with you on Do you do this Nick? You go someplace

Fucking Yeah and I go What an ass fuck Yeah This is disturbing This is his new podcast. Imagine, I want a picture of him taking these pictures. Oh, I got him. Oh, I got him.

There's usually someone across from me taking a picture of me. No, I'm all about Exbanding. Nick's going to be like start a new podcast with some old lady I've never met in Florida. I've never loved Nick Moore. This is it. That's my order, too. If I go any place. Look at the American flag as in one of mine.

I don't like it. All right. That was actually just down the street. And you know what I'll do too is I'll order also. I like to get one. If I'm going to get pancakes, I'll get one pancake. Just one. Like one big one?

No, no, no, no. Just a one. I don't need to be big. I say, Hey, Eric, hey, Eric, and I was going like this. Well, we don't sell one pancake. I say, hey, hey, hey, hey, bring me one pancake. You know what this is?

You know what this? This is old Eric talking. This ain't the air cutting weight talking right now. No, no, I'm just saying if I'm going to eat breakfast. I don't even eat breakfast anymore. I'm just saying when I would do this, I would get one. If I'm going to get a pancake, if I'm going to get a pancake, I would get just one. What's this?

I'll tell you right now, Nick brought up this Judy's family cafe, that bitch, in the fucking Matrix glasses. I'm not eating a fucking thing from her. They went viral for their... That's so silly to say. That's Asian Morpheus right there. She might as well not be wearing sunglasses, though, huh? Those are pupils. Her eyes are that small?

Pupil glasses. You're torn, though, Brendan, because they say they have the best pancakes, so I think you've got to try it. Oh, no, I got to try the pancakes now. Are you a pancakes person? Oh, pancakes are fucking amazing. No, man. I mean, I don't eat them because they're amazing. Sometimes if I'm in a fatty mood, you go, but here's the thing.

Nah, you know what it is? My kids don't give a flying fuck about their diet. So they'll order the fancy pancakes are like waffles and I'll have a bite of it. Turn it down. Oh, dude. I turned it down though. If you have a, by the way, because my wife will order whatever and my kid, all that shit is mine. Whatever they don't, they'll take a few bites.

all that shit is mine and I'm and I don't take one bite all of it is mine I bank on it sometimes I don't even order yeah I bank on that really but I'm going with Rachel someplace and I know she wants to get like because she can't be unsupervised when it comes to like ordering shit you know it's so then like let's get him this and that and I just go oh I don't need to order you finish with that Eric is your wife still hey Eric is your wife still dealing with those big heavies oh yeah she's still breastfeed hey you know what that means Eric's still dealing with them

yeah, dude. This is how we do it. Made it so unsexy. Yeah, it could run our show. It was fun for a while there. How about this? How about this? What's your favorite fatty order?

What's your favorite fatty order? What's your favorite fatty order? What's your favorite fatty order? My favorite fatty order is chicken and waffles. I don't have one. Eric's so hungry right now. Eric's so hungry on this diet.

We're talking about this. You didn't let me go get a burrito before we started this. So we're going to talk about food for the fucking episode I give my kids an eating disorder because they'll order that fat shit

chicken and waffles go Kevin oh he's yelling talk about it I don't I don't know if I've ever been to Rosco's

yeah no I've had chicken and waffles but I did had you been to Rosco okay I'm not racist yeah I asked the question have you been to Rosco

I've never been to Rosco okay then you haven't had chicken a walk what a fucking asshole this podcast is full of Assholes. Hey, you haven't had chicken and washing. God damn it, dude.

Take your punk ass to Rosco's. I still want to hear what Brennan was saying about the eating disorder. Hmm? He said something about it. It's too late. All right. All right. So, hey, hey, we turn.

We turn. I'll turn that down. Chubby rant. Eric's chubby rant on food and walking. I mean, this guy says, what's your fatty order? Yeah. Everybody has a fatty order. You mean what's your everyday order for you, Eric?

You know what I'm saying, dude? When you were working, when you were, when you were, like working out at your best work. You still had a cheat day, right? What was your cheat day? Shit. Just pizza, dude. Yeah, I guess, sure.

Simple shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. I guess mine would probably be a cheeseburger or pizza, yeah. Yeah. Is that good enough, dude? Yeah. Can you just, you just a check the box eggs?

Can we move on? Basic ass bitch over here. What do you want? What would be acceptable? What would be acceptable? Nah, just what I thought, like, I would love to hear Brendan, like, like, I would get like a burger with ice cream on it or like, you know, what are you a cartoon? Yeah.

It's like, it's piled up like this and you get some strawberries and you put some. You're fucking gross, bro. This is porn for air. Yeah. This is wild, man. Wow. I pretty much eat pretty healthy up until if I'm going to do something at night, I'll be like, all right, I'm going to get a burger. I'm going to get a I'm going to eat ice cream you know what I mean I haven't been eating at night anymore and that's like that's a key that's key I don't eat after eight anymore and I'm like oh wow

that that's good that's so I realized you know um we were when we were out of town we hadn't the shows at a weird time and I hadn't eaten anything and so it was like a certain time and I tried to eat and I was like oh man I got in bed and I was like oh really I was like well how was I doing this I know how to do it bro I eat, you go to sleep, bro, I eat and then go right on stage. I can't do that anymore. I don't give a fuck, bro, hey, because I'm up there doing jokes like this.

Guys, so they're, that's so gross, I didn't even want to think about that, but you ever be farted on stage, bro? And I'd like to look at the front row line. Let me see if they see, if they felt that one. You see their, you see their hair, go, I was talking, I was talking

I was talking to a younger comic Trey Lamb who's great and I was telling him I was like a man I had to fart on stage and he was like that's actually amazing he's like I don't have the confidence to fart on stage and then I said well what do you mean and he said

because I don't my I feel like I have to get through the set I'm not relaxed so there's no way my body would even allow myself to fart and I was like oh I'm a pro yeah yeah yeah we'd be farting bro yeah we'd be farted yeah i just like we'd be like mid i'm talking about mid i don't even i don't take a pause i could just i could like i just fart it right now you know saying just no you let it out yeah yeah you know it's not like

you have timing with the fart you just let them go i don't i don't hit the punch line pow yeah yeah that'd be nice i'm gonna start doing that sometimes when you got to go you gotta go but I try not to, if I have to fart, fart, I hold it because I'm like, oh, I'm going to shit myself on stage, and I don't want that to happen. This is not what I wanted it to turn into. No.

You never thought when one of your farts that you were going to shit on stage? No. Oh, bro. Yeah. I was like, I'm at an age now where I'm like, I can't do that. Since when? Hey, fart is a young man's game. Since when? Okay.

Adam Devine told a story about shitting in a fake potted plant in the middle of his comedy. set. Why? Because he had to go. But go to the bathroom. No, you, yeah. I have that. I've done that. Yeah, me too. I have that confidence. I have that confidence. I'll just call them the opener, whoever. Hey, come on here. Guys, I got to go shit. I've done that twice. Yeah. Wait, actually, you know, twice. I've done it one time at San Jose Improv and that's it. You know, so I, I know, I did it. But you had diarrhea, right, Eric? You're talking about diarrhea. No, I had, whatever it was,

I had to go. It's not necessarily diarrhea. Sometimes you have to pee. Sometimes you have to pee. No, no, no. You just wait. Oh, see, see, you, I can't wait. This is an older guy? Yes, yes, yes, yes. When you get older, man, your body's like, you go to go. Yeah.

Really? Yeah, but, but I had to like, I was like, I was, but you're only 53. Still. But then, you know, it's like, you know, not in great shape. Oh, I've been watching that show, um, Black Rabbit. You watching it at all? No, what's that on? It's really good.

Is that, is that the guy from Ozark? Yeah, Jude Law and then also, uh, oh, is this good? Yeah, it's really good Is this on Netflixie? Jason Bateman You like it? Is the Black Rabbit? What's up with the Black Rabbit?

My brother Shane worked on it. Oh, really? Oh, wow. He's Stunk Guy. Oh, really? So we have a coaster of the Black Rabbit at home. Oh, that's cool. That's cool.

I want to rob your place for it. I got a plane movie for you. Well, but okay. Okay, what? I have a movie for you guys too. I have a movie in a three-part series for you. Oh, guys, we're off to the race. Well, I didn't realize I was going to open a Pandora's box here.

Wow. I just going to talk about a show that I liked it. You guys are just, okay, well, let's schedule it. First, let's talk about Black Rabbit. You go, Chris. So this is great. You know, Jason Bateman, what he does is specific, but what he, Jason Bates is one of those actors, and this is not a knock. He does what he does.

But he does it great, dude. He's like, you know who's like that? Yeah, he's so good. De Niro's like that. Well, no. De Niro's De Niro in every movie. But that's not fair, though. De Niro has not always been like that.

No, no, but what I'm saying is when you do something great, you can be that guy. It's not like, it's a different type of acting style. He just does what he does. Great. No, but he's great in it. Jude Law is also great in it. And it's funny because I was ready. I was like, there's no way Jude Law is going to pull it up because he plays a New Yorker.

And he's, you know, I mean, look. at him. He's the most British-looking guy of all time. Hello. Oh, no. It's like, Mickey Blue Eyes. Forget about it. You know? But, but, it's really good, man.

And the stunts are fantastic. Shout out to Casey. This is a major fucking show, though, dude. It's not like you're breaking news. This is all over Netflix. No, no, no. He's like, I got some for you guys. Little Head and Gem, Stranger Things. Yeah, no, no. I understand that.

I actually didn't I haven't heard of this However this is going to air Later we're doing it earlier I'm kind of on the cutting edge of it okay So let's not pretend when this doesn't come out That people are like It's going to be old news by the time this podcast comes out They're going to be like oh they're still talking about

Yeah yeah yeah but but it just came out All right I'll check this out I love a good show so all right so First Order of Business done Eric go ahead This movie this plane movie You know when we watch plane movies They're bad

Yeah this was a karate kid legacy I'm posted up for this it's a plane movie no I'm just saying I watched it on the plane Oh on the plane Wait he said karate kid

Yeah it was karate kid You said karate kid? Yeah So I watched it and I was like Oh my God He's talking about the new This isn't what we do What we do?

Letge this isn't what we do Yeah Listen You guys are giving mainstream shit Here listen listen Letty kid legends It's like no one saw this No Brendan I understand

Where you're coming from I get you're saying i i i i appreciate no no no no no i appreciate what you're saying the fans are going like this right now no shit i appreciate what you're saying and i enjoy that you said this isn't what we do right now i just wanted to mention a show about black rabbit i did not know i was going to open up pandora's box okay so this is off me the box is open okay this movie you want to let us know about a hidden gem after his fucking Karate Kid Legends and my number one on

Netflix, you may, all right? But I'm glad it's last because you, you know, it's like the fucking... Take us home. Yeah, take us home. Yeah, but until this new three-partner. I'll bring it home. But this was... Bad. You know what? I'm not going to say it was terrible. It was like, I got

through it and I was like, all right. I think I'd hate it. Hilariousness. Yeah, he's great. He's so funny. And you know what? This The cover makes me mad. Whoever is. man. Remember this kid is. He is,

this kid's a great actor, but what's his face? Karate Kid, original Karate Kid guy? I don't know what the hell he's doing. Ralph Macho. Yeah, Ralph Macho's got like work done and there's

makeup on where you're just kind of like, dude, you look. Yeah, he's 70. Why do you look like that? Is he 70? How old is he? No, he's late 50s. Yeah, he was because when I was a kid,

he was older. Yeah, he has to be dead. He was 30 and mid-friety kid, dude. He was? Yeah. Oh, wow. So how old is it then? No, he was not. 63, wow.

Yeah. He's old, yeah. Turned it down. Wow. Wow. He's old. Jackie Chan is 71. God, damn.

Here's someone that's going to break your heart. He can't fight worth shit. Oh, you think? That's obvious. But he can wax up, wax off. He wax off, though. Oh, wow. He's 60.

I don't think he can do that. Well, he looks great for 63. I got to tell you. I wonder what he really looks like. You know what I mean? Like his hair is gray for sure. Yeah. You know, he probably just wearing, you know, just make up all.

We used to call it the Ralph Machio disease. That used to be a thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Because, like, he was like, when he did karate kid, he was pretty old. Scary movies on Netflix. I can't remember it. We can hear you, yeah.

We can hear you. Hey, can, I'm going to ruin my thing here. The one show I have for you guys, but the movie I forgot the title. That's great. That's okay. That's fair enough. That's how, that's how, but Nick, it's a, it's a Netflix movie. It's scary.

there's a kid in the wall. That's how deep cut it is. Yeah. You're so dumb. Super deep. Cobweb? You know, what'd you say?

Cobweb? Yes, Cobweb. There you go, you fucks. Well, you don't have to be. This movie's fucking lit.

Oh, I saw, I saw, yeah, you know what? This was on my list. What's this on? This is a 2020.

Netflix, bro. You didn't watch it in 2023? No, I've never heard of it. And then some instant. recommend it to my wife. She goes, I have a movie for you. I said, I'd rather just go to sleep.

Your movie suggestions are terrible. We turned it on. I was up to midnight. So this is good. Oh, I've seen this. Oh, dude. How about the part when the dude's in the corner of the room like this? Yeah.

Bro, I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. It's legit scary. It's good. It's a real twist at the end, too. Real twist for you. I don't remember at all except for that one. From the producer of Barbarian, that's a movie

Mark wouldn't shut up about. I didn't like Barbarian. Oh, that's the woman in Oh, she's in Black Rabbit. She's in Black Rabbit. That lady's in Black Rabbit. Whole circle. Yeah, look at that, man. We brought in home. She's cheeked up. She's chiqued up. It's distracting. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Movies. Who has movie

Spear? What's that? Oh, there's so many new ones, dude. It says you where you can stream is. So many new ones. All right, so I get this movie Cobweb, fantastic. Can't reckon a deaf. I remember. Especially when this comes out around Halloween. I remember. Can't recommend this enough.

Another one for you. Stephen King said it's absolutely brilliant. He's kind of bat-shake crazy now. But it's called Dracula on fucking Netflix, three-part series. Oh, really? You're welcome. Really?

Really? Another Dracula, huh? Go to Dracula on Netflix. That's it right there. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's look at the poster. Let's look at the screen.

Let's look at the pictures, the photos. Here we go. Oh, you know what? I wanted to watch this. it's fucking good it's a little slow but it's fucking good it's okay well if it's three parts

what's going on that's how you know it's good three parts I'll watch that the legend gets some fresh blood so it's good it's good well done

Stephen King said it's good well done Stephen King said brilliant now he's kind of off the rocker these days but he said brilliant okay all right wow

check it out the legends get some fresh blood and speaking of Stephen king this how much of a nut he is do you know in the book it that it in the final scene you know when they beat the clown they like throw rocks at the fucking spider at the end of it all the kids in the book have a fucking like threesome all the all the kids have a big orgy at the end of the book and their kids So that's what you're dealing with is Stephen King What? In the book, the kids have like an orgy In the book, the kids have a big orgy

At the end of celebrate I think there's one girl Wait, what? How? Let that sink in. You still want to rep him? Turn it down. Well, I don't know if I'd say I rep.

Turn it down. But hold on. Brendan brought him off. No, you were. He's like, I like this show. Yeah. No one. Brun up Stephen King, but you.

He's brilliant. This guy's fucking amazing. And he made a fucking thing about orgies with kids. You still. like them you fucking so hold on so hold on uh how old are the kids in it they're young as fuck they're like 12 yeah it's weird dude it's weird so when when he's on twitter times are different back then shooting off at the mouth about trump and all that shit you bubba you're the one that wrote that weird book with the kids have an orgy and they're like 10 even king is like

so wait quentin and when it comes to the end word too are you going to hold i'm trying to find yeah Stephen king has stated the scene was meant as a metaphor for the loss of innocence and the transition from youth to adulthood. Fuck you. But did it have to be so graphic? Interesting. They could have fucking drank a Coors light, you know? No, they could have got some Kool-Aid and then someone's like, hey, I got some rum and

mix it with some alcohol. You know what I mean? It's a ride of bathroom. They could have done their taxes. He wanted them to fucking jizz. Jesus Christ. Weird shit. And then they went home and did their...

But he's a weird guy. After the losers' club first defeats Pennywise. But he's a weird guy. I mean his that redhead they ran a train on to celebrate That is very weird Does it say that there? The more you know Turned it down and y'all

And y'all want to rep them I do want to see that one movie though The Long Walk or whatever Okay Never mind Let's bring it to a screeching call After I make a mere suggestion AIs won't even give the passage

Why? It's too creepy See that's weird dude what's probably been removed but why is AI censoring it like to because it's so fucked up no no no no

but at least tell us about it you don't have to fucking get graphic but it's saying it directly quoting the passage would involve reproducing graphic discurses of underage characters in a sexual context which raise ethical and legal concerns

instead I can summarize it disgusted themes and contexts are critical receptions you know what I mean that is just crazy that is wild what was it he wrote it in the seven 70s, right, or 80s?

Just a weird fucking top. Like, shit was different. Yeah, fuck. But then, you know, like I said, you've got to be a weird guy to have all that in your head. This guy's made some, this guy's made some really dark stuff, you know? That's in his head. You know what I mean? So is that, I guess, is that illegal to write?

No, I guess not, right? No. Yeah, because it's not. No. Not a real, yeah, I don't know. That'd be crazy. And you all want to rep them. Ah, you're a trip.

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and you guys were like, oh, Titanic and fucking training day. Both of you didn't know about fucking Black Rabbit assholes. Both of you didn't know about it. It's number one on Netflix. I didn't know about it. It's massive. I don't know.

I'm going to watch it. Did you know Charlie Sheen was supposed to play Karate Kid and turned it down? Turned it down. No, I didn't know that. Really? he was supposed to but he committed to a prior small part and his dad goes you only have your word so he turned down karate kid wow really really yeah the more you know um so they got ralph machio

that's hilarious just an unknown turned it i can't do a karate kid um winning dude well think of all the people that like there's like a i think there's a list of high profile actors that turned down really great parts like will smith and a matrix we've looked at it on here because yeah right yeah that's like so this is that's one the the biggest one is the the what's his name from uh yeah what's the biggest one yeah what's the biggest one what's bigger than will smith turning down the matrix the biggest one was when i turned down sahara and matthew mccaneh took over it was no no the the biggest one is um uh matt damon turning down um turning down the people the blue people what's the avatar avatar he turned out avatar and then they came back we're like hey

we'll give you 10% of all profit And he's like, no, I'm good. And he went through the numbers, and it's like 700 million bucks he would have made. He's still rich. Who cares? That's the biggest one. The biggest one is I turned down Sahara

and Matthew McConaughey picked up. Google it. Google Sahara, Matthew McConaughey. That movie was okay. I turned down the Aaron Hernandez documentary on Lifetime. Didn't see it. Broke my heart. Well, yeah.

You should definitely be, right? There you go. That was supposed to be me. He looks like a... Look, look, look. How funny would that be if that was me? Jesus Christ. fuck this movie would have killed

me and penelope cruise in a fucking cargo pants can we see what penelope cruise looks like now oh she's dope that's all my favorite thing she's dope I like to see the day I saw her the other day I like to see the day still got it going is she still pretty yeah

oh because she's oh that's that you know what it is it's to cruise in her you know what I mean yeah she got that oh yeah she looks great How old is she now? She got to be like 47 or something. She looks like a little bird. I saw her the other,

I saw her not too long ago. 51. Nice. Is she really small, Chris? Damn. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I mean, she's not like, wow, how fucking small is that woman, but yeah. Damn, 51. Well,

I remember, I remember when Pete Davidson was dating Ariana Grande and they came to the comedy store and she was in the green room. Yeah. And I was like,

holy shit. She is tiny. She's mini, yeah. She's like a keychain. I was, to Kimbe Mutumbo around her. Yeah.

No, no, no. Or whatever the fuck that one is. No, no, no. Chris wants to act like he don't know sports. I know when they took place in the 90s. What's this about? It's Brendan and Ariana Grande. Right.

Shack was hanging out with some only fans. Oh, that was the woman we were talking about, right? Sophie Rain. No. Yeah, she wasn't it? 21st birthday. Yeah. She just turned 21?

Oh, that's, oh, that's terrible. Shack too old to be partying with a 21-year-old. I think he was just there. I don't think he was partying with her. I think he was just at wherever this is. Look at him. He's in a tank top in his jeans, bro. I think he was just sweating and shit.

You're Shaq, you're hanging out. This chick comes over. Can I take a picture with you or whatever what? You know what I mean? Shaq does everything. Yeah, he's everywhere. He does a fucking, he's a DJ too. I don't think.

That guy fucking did everything. He's done everything. It's him and Snoop. hey turn it down yeah i know right turn it down take it down a notch no but i think look if you're shack dj diesel somebody came to him and was like hey you want to do this thing you're so famous you could draw people in you got a great personality you just got to push buttons and you'll make this he probably makes like a hundred thousand dollars you know of appearance fee every time he djays does he does he need it though like he's the general i think he probably makes more he owns

Papa John's. I know, but it's like he's still, but I think this is about still being relevant and having fun. So weird. Say what Will Smith is rapping with his son. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just so weird.

It's like, hey, I'm, Shaq's like 50, I think Shaq's like my age, he's 53. And he's just out here like, I'm still doing it? Let's do it. Yeah, you right.

Why not have some fun? Damn, Shaq out here. Yeah, look at this. This is my fucking out here, y'all. Look at this. Shack brand jewelry. Look at this. Big and tall can't pay.

Gold Bondsy hot. Papa John's Rebock. Toys Rousse is a tough sell. Zales. Epson printers. Jesus Christ. You need you print something? Printed with Shaq.

He's got gummies at the store. Just like Shaq Gumming. Like, why? Carnival Cruise line too. I bought him. Nice. Shack's Funhouse. That's, wow.

This is crazy. You look at them differently now? No. He's a whore? No. Bro, I always knew he did this. This is, I mean, fucking, I didn't know it was to this extent. Get the money.

Oh, yes, it is, yes. I didn't know it was to that extent. I didn't know it was like, that's crazy. No, he's on everything, dude. He sold me my house. How funny you go to the realtor? You're like, Shaq? Why are you doing this?

10%. Shack Wheel of Steve. But he's one of those guys I'm not sick of. I don't get sick of Shaq, but like the Mannings. The Mannings are everywhere. I'm getting sick of. Oh, really? I love the Manning's.

I was Indiana. I was a Colts fan because of Pan. Because I thought he was like a comic. He was one of the first, to me, really funny athletes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I thought he was just a funny, funny athlete. Oh, yeah, let me see his, let me see him do a five set.

That doesn't make sense to you right there. That doesn't make sense to you right there. That doesn't make sense to you right there. That doesn't make sense to you right there. That should be, that should be Casey on the right. No, that should be Casey on the left. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I guess I'm. make sense. Yeah, crazy. Would your life have been different, you think, if you would have been in Sahara at the time? Me? Oh, yeah.

No, at this point, it would be fucking the same life. At this point, it would have just been fucking dad. It would have just said, canceled movie star. No, no, yeah, yeah. No, but I like that.

No, I would, you know what, dude, I had a, I talked about this on congratulations. I had a moment the other day. And it was, I was in the airport. Right.

And I, it was just, I was kind of falling asleep and I realized how happy I was in that moment. Uh-huh. And I never felt anything like that, dude. Oh, that's good. Yeah. And then I try to keep it. Where do you think your happiness came from? My, my family.

Just my family, how I have it all. My family and, and, and my kids. And, dude, it was, it's just so cool. Calvin cried for the first time when I had to leave for work. It was tough. But it was just like, man, it's just fucking. Totally for the first time? He never did that before?

That's crazy because Wolf is doing that now. Really? He actually knows now. Like I'm getting my bags and shit together. What's he do? He just runs to me and he, you know, he won't let me go anywhere. Yeah, Billy's going to be like that. You know, he grabs me and he starts to cry.

Chris, and five years ago, did you picture yourself being happy? No. I don't, you know what? I don't like his big ass thigh in this shot. I like it. You know, like, and then, you know, with that, with that swirl and the tank top going Chris.

I like to the hamstring is a lot this is a lot right now. It's inspiring. The hamstring is inspiring. I'm a lot.

I don't like how you ask that question though. It felt like it was like a, you know, I'm happy. Yeah. Because I went to Chris's house in the midst of it.

And if I would have been able to show you happiness in an airport and fucking Fort Wayne, Indiana, you would call bullshit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, but it's, it's weird though. It's like, could you really do choose to be happy like you you know it's a fucking choice because nah that's bullshit there's certain times bro no no no no people tell you that like you'll glass out full least you're breathing no no no no no no no but that's not that's not that's not what i mean when

you're going through a traumatic event okay but when you're when you're when you're you know live in life and you've been live in life and it's status quo or whatever you want to call it you know it's the way you live you can you know there's people out there that are just like fuck this and then that that same person could just be like wow this is great i fucking eat what i want yeah but chris you you drove chris you drove to work in a 9-11 turbo well i took to you know i'm saying you have a lot to say no i i understand but that's what you're saying but that is what i'm saying but that is what i'm saying no no the thing is i think what happens in people's head is comparison is the thief of joy you ever heard that saying and that's what it is yeah i saw it on a hallmark card

Yeah, when you compare your life to something else and you think you're not doing it, whatever. Then you're not going to ever be happy. No, I know. You have to compare. Don't compare. Yeah, I'm fucking. Oh, I'm happy as fuck.

Yeah. Really? In Texas? All right. We believe you. I can be, yeah. No, as far as family life and shit, can't be happier. But that's the most important.

And it, it really is, dude. I mean, I told Cal, I think people without a family also can be happy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's not true. No, no, they can't. I don't.

I don't. believe in that narrative either. No, they can. They just, hey, I'm, no, you were put on, I'm looking at three fuck boys right now. Nah, those, those guys don't know happiness. They think they know happiness. Well, the level of happiness. You know, betting on games and shit and going to happy hour, but you were put on this earth to have kids. You think you were put on this earth to make parlay bets and go to Hawaii once a fucking year? Nice. You think that's why God craved human beings? Make Nick feel really bad. Dude, no, I, I live with a woman. He's also, he's also only Nick is only 52 but you but when you when you live with a woman I love that

no but but but but you but definitely have kids when you're ready first of all and second of all it's it's about levels like you don't you don't you don't you can be happy and not have a family but you don't know the actual I don't think so yeah I don't think so I don't think you're ready peak happiness okay but I think we're saying the same thing and you're just kind of This show are now. They're just like at home, they think they're happy. They think they're happy. But Brendan, we're saying the same thing, okay?

We're saying, no, you're not. Until you have a baby and a kid and a wife and a kid, you're nothing. You're not living. Whatever. It's just facts. Okay. Fine. So you weren't happy before at all?

When you first. I thought I was. Exactly. There's levels to it. That's what I'm saying. At the time you were happy. everyone listening right now is like they're saying the same thing there isn't one person hearing this podcast like

Brendan is raising a great point it's literally the same thing we're saying sure if that's ever been said it might be a first so anyway but yeah I just you know it you know yes barring going through a traumatic event

happiness is a choice of course if you're going through something horrible health-wise or whatever the fuck yeah I think once you've achieved a level of happiness because of family then you look back and then you could compare your own life because then you're thinking oh man I don't think I've ever been this happy so that's what that is

I mean Calvin goes like this I had a moment of clarity when I was when Joanna and the kids it was just me and Tiger in L.A. because he was still in baseball playoffs Joanna and the kids came to Texas moved into the new big house cool but me and Tiger rented

Airbnb it was a one bedroom It was a one fucking bedroom And I was like Oh I don't need the big house I'm good We could do this I could live in this And I because I've had the big houses

I've had the fast cars I could just drive one car And live in this small house And be fucking perfectly happy Yeah Because because you literally have it all You have it all right there You know

It's like What's the woman Women and you'll have to make you Well don't be gay They're the ones that want you to get all that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Eric, you know what? It's not, though.

It's really, it's me. I know, I know. It's been me. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's, that's self-ful, not me. Not in my situation. It's been both for me, yeah. Like, I mean, I like the things that I, what I'm saying is the things that I remember when I was living, you know, I had a roommate.

I was chill. Yeah. You know, my rent was cheap as fuck, you know? And then workaholics, and I was like, I guess I should have my own. place now I tripled my rent you know and I was like oh tripled your stress why did I do that you know what I was like what am I you know and you're just like you know but certain things you do when you start to do things you go you want to like everybody would want to do this you want to get the car that you always thought about that

you can now afford you know what I mean whatever you know some people want to do that yeah or you want to go on a trip yeah the thing that I did that I've always wanted to do do, I did it. I wanted to have season tickets to a basketball. You know what I mean? So I was like, I want to do this. This is great.

And I loved that. And then I just, then I was over it. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? I'm like, seriously, I was over over it.

I just, I just, I went to come here today. I went to come here today. I said, Calvin, I got to go to work. And then I quickly, very quickly said,

but I'll be back later today. I'm just going to do the podcast. And he goes like, oh, like, you know, and that's just like, it's like everything, dude. Yeah. that's everything I love it like even yesterday I was coming home from the airport and it was a Jewish

New Year you know things so like my wife's mom's cooking oh right right right and I'm coming on the airport I know wolf's over there and I was just like I saw the exit and I was like I guess I got to go over there you know because I had this urge I was like I want to see my kid I want to see my kid you know yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah it's an urge yeah you're an urge you know and it's like I love face-timing and he's just like he's on the phone you know what's weird Eric you know what's weird is the dads that don't have that I can't comprehend it the dads who can just dip out all the time

I don't understand it either really because I don't know what it is I don't know what that is I think about that sometimes I I've actually sat and thought about kids that didn't have that and just been by myself thinking about it and started crying because I don't it's so it's so unfortunate it's so it's so it I just I don't understand how that happens I mean I know I know I know look you know yeah it's people are in different I get people are in different situations in their lives

and you know well you know you have to decide between people that chose to have a kid and people that yeah we had a kid right right right or like oops I don't know this bitch and she's having a kid right right right there's like it's all different levels well you when you were in a planned out relationship and you're like we're going to have a kid and then it's a whole different story it's a whole different you know what I mean and so it's like sometimes you're emotional I don't always tell

Tiger but I'll tell them I'm like you know how fortune are I've never missed one of your practices or games you know how insane that is like your grandpa never came to shit that's great that's why I made it because I had a burning desire but I was like I've never missed Brendan Shob from a few episodes ago

and then Tiger the the other day we're at baseball and he doesn't know I'm right behind him and his friend goes is your dad here he goes yeah he's always here he never misses I'm like there you probably made you don't really you got to watch that kind of shit it's like six kids that heard that it was like

yeah well step up then listen you know what no no it's tough in different situations you're very fortunate you live a life where you can do that and it's great and you're a great dad and that's fucking beautiful you know it's like not every dad can do that and oh no it's no

it's no knock on my dad to your point because my My dad couldn't do it. He was working nine to five fucking hustling. My dad maybe could have, but I've never met him. Hey, you know what? Maybe your dad was there. You have no idea.

Oh, that'd be great to find out later. But no, but here's the thing. My mom, you know, I knew this as a kid. I'm playing basketball in high school. And my mom never came to my. I don't think my mom came to one of my games, not one. And I didn't begrudge her that because I was like, well, she's working. Yeah.

And this is her time now. Your kid does know. Your kid does. How many points were you scoring, Eric? Say again? How many points were you scoring? Scoring two points, I get why your mom being coached. This motherfucker.

But you need, I got my name in the paper many times for scoring 20 points. I'm bringing it in. But you need to. I was all league, motherfucker. I was all league. But you need to also see your parents work, you know?

Like that, that's something that you know. Oh, yeah. You know, I explain to. Well, you don't want to think that life's just about work. I know, but once they start understanding,

the life that they have is provided by this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing, too, though. They, you know, they're going to start to understand because they're going to have different types of friends, you know, it's going to be a thing. They're going to go over to somebody else's house and be like, oh, this is cool. You don't have a thing? Have you guys, I'm trying to think, have you guys started teaching kids the value of money?

Have you, have you gone down that path yet? Not yet, no. Tiger wants this goat cart. It's $2,200. And he goes, dad, buy it. I go, nope, we can afford it. We can, but I go, we can afford it. Yeah, yeah, of course.

Oh, you'll probably just go online and get scammed. No, I know it's in person here in Texas. And I tell Tia, I go, I'll tell you what, you got to earn it. He goes, what, through chores? I go, no, through sports, dude. So this is what we're going to do. For every single, you get $5. For every double, you get $20.

Oh, that's cool. If you had a home run, I'll give you $50. In one fucking tournament, I owe $180. Oh, that's hilarious. This is sounding illegal. And he goes, $180 bucks. I go, Jesus, price. Are you circumventing the salary cap in that?

Dude, that's true. I said, we got to figure this. out we gotta renegotiate it's happening way fast than i thought we got to renegotiate oh that's and he goes nope nope that's what you said that's that's that's business sense nope and you know what you know what's important here what's super important you have to follow through yeah yeah yeah because that's what he's gonna learn because then oh it's stressing me out now i know but he's gonna i'm trying to find a used one on facebook marketplace it's hysterical but he's gonna because he'll learn that all people's word aren't don't mean anything that's yeah that's one thing i want to like

You should start to go for me. I fucked up. I told my kid I'd get him and he fucking kept on hitting dingers. No, you should start hitting up baseball organizations and be like, look, you're going to sign my kid right now.

The problem is Tiger, Tiger hit a dough or something and look at me in front of the parents and be like, that's 40. Oh, that's, you pay your dinner. That is hysterical, bro.

That is so funny. The whole stand to like, Go for 80. Go for 80. Go for 80. I'm like X-Nay on the money Hey, huh buddy? Funny though

That's funny You know, you should just put that money away now You know Just start Every time he does it You put it in a jar or something So you don't have to worry about it Hmm

You guys want to try some Arby's Yeah, I gotta find a go-kart Nah bro, fuck you Nick has Arbys Arbys We have the meat Ew dude You got your fucking guys got hungry

You know we were talking about Arby's And they go No I wanted you to try it on him God damn it, I don't want to try this bullshit It's a slime, it's a slimy meat I'll tell you what I'll beef and cheddar It's their staple

Then why'd you get three bro This is the fucking guy Oh what one for Eric Grop Chris Maybe I'll eat the other one Oh that's disgusting bro Are you kidding me You're not gonna do it Oh no fuck no I'm not

Are you Oh you gotta be fucking Are you kidding Remind my ex Oh, wow. It does look nasty, but I'm going to take a bite. It's gray, bro. It's gray.

This is bringing me back to college. I'd go give plasma for two hours, and then the Arby's was right next door. Oh, dude, it's bad like that? Bro, no way. Eric going like that? No way. I'm going to get that shit. I don't like it.

Worth it. First of all, I don't need some sauce. There's some Arby sauce in there. Oh, there's Arby sauce? Oh, it's Arby sauce? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. That looks fucking horrendous. What kind of soft? Oh, this stuff look good. I told you it's a sweaty meat, dude.

Yeah. Stop saying sweaty meat, dude. It's like tomato paste. Let me say ketchup. Look at all the things on that, the ingredients. Oh, God, look at this. That smells intoxicating. Oh, it smells toxic. uh water is the first one their sauce is fire though

tomato sauce is nice syrup distilled vinegar high fructose uh all right hold on let's go to only took a little bite if somebody wants to finish it off it's just a little I didn't put my mouth all on it I just went don't let them tempt you so Chris could try you bought four of them

what have you liked it yeah oh no there's Nick did you get curly fries did you get their their famous curly fries no it was a rush it was it was 11 miles away. It took like 45 minutes. Oh. I didn't think it was... Jesus Christ. God, the sauce smells...

This is fucking... This should not be a... No, the sauce is nice. No, that's the one thing they do well is the sauce with the sweaty meat. This is it's... It's astounding that there's this many R.Bs around. Still, it's astounding. This is how it looks. That's a... That's astounding, dude.

You guys know why it's called Arbys? No, tell us. R.B. R.B. Really bad. Roast beef Oh Oh What was it Nick R B roast beef

Like R B the letters For roast beef For really bad Oh R B R B R B really bad Roast beefs

He's not getting it I like that It took me three times To say that For Eric to laugh Really bad And I'm laughing Because

You said it three times It's not funny It's not that funny Yeah So you're so hungry They're so hungry With smelling This fucking heartbeats is all in my fucking

Dude By the way In five minutes You can be eating that shit Yeah Yeah I cannot believe I cannot

I cannot I can't believe how that looks I wonder These are different though This one was like a cheddar No they're all beef and cheddar Oh this is I just got four beef and cheddar

Oh wow Why did my meat look white Ew Fucking white meat Me My cheese look white The cheese look All right

I can't wait If you get my burrito that I get, I can't wait. That is such a bad commercial for Arby's. He's been talking about food for an hour and he won't eat it. It's crazy. He won't eat it. And then he took a bite. No, because I could take, you know what?

When you start, listen, I stopped drinking soda like years ago. I'm talking 20 plus years ago. I stopped drinking soda. Gay. And then when I start, every time I have like a little taste of something now, I'm like, God, damn, that's got a lot of sugar in it. It's crazy, right? So this is now, I haven't been eating like this.

And so then when I taste that now, I'm like, ugh. Well, particularly this. This looks just fucking, I mean, this is terrible. Did anybody try it? Chris, you didn't even try it? No, I will never try it. I won't ever. I just realized.

What I realized is no matter what happens in the world, I'll never try it. That's what I realized today. I never had it. I was like, oh, drive by. I was like, oh, Arby's, that looks terrible. I see it now on this show. I'm telling you I will never eat Arby's, dude. And this is coming from a guy who back when he was

19 in 1999, ate Taco Bell for the last time and said, I'm never eating Taco Bell again, and never have. Okay. When it comes to food, bro, that's who you are? Casey, you want a guy like me around. Give Chris the lotion. No, we don't have any. That was actually probably from four weeks ago.

Oh, the lotion. I have some. We know. We know. We know you get some Nogsima. Yeah. Eric has, Eric, Eric has half a bottle. I use lotion

I'm moisturized my face I've been telling you for 10 years you got to start moisturizing No you don't No you don't You do he's white He's white You don't though

Because you don't Chris You don't Chris You don't you You know what Here come the jokes I look fine But I look fucking Because I look good

Bro How about this? Because I look good dude And I'm not gonna take it I'm not gonna take slander Here we go It's not We're not doing shit

Here you go Trying to convince yourself You don't need Moorizer Sometimes yes I look bad I get it but it's just the nature of the beast

my man it's just the nature of the beast I won't do it I won't do it and slip and slide all over the bed when I'm going to sleep fuck all that shit dude I hate that shit I don't shower

do you sunscreen I haven't been you're not out of the sun no I don't believe in sunscreen either sun's nice bro sun's good for you son's nice dude well it turns out some of these sunscreens are

actually really bad for you exactly you put all this shit all over you yeah it's disgusting i just fucking bounce in the pool and just kill it dude i i i the sun's out okay so the sun's out i bounce in the pool and i'm having a good time oh you got your pool all redone didn't you uh ready to go because when i was there the pool wasn't really or you were just saying that because you didn't want me in the pool what happened oh no oh no you're gonna get the pool's out of commission no no no no no no no it was like i want to get the pool you don't help me in the pool it's broken uh it's broken right babe no it's

No, the, yes, the heater didn't work. It was cold, yes. That did happen. Now it's better. I feel like a pool is probably in your future. Doesn't Rachel want to pool? No. We didn't want to do that because, you know, I just don't, because we go to her grandma.

We go to her mom's house. Oh, that's cool. Her parents have a pool and she loves swimming with him. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. I took him to the, you know, but I think he was too young. And every time you've got to try to teach him how to hold their breath. It's a nightmare.

It's honestly, teaching your kids how to swim is very hard. It's very hard. It's traumatic. Yeah. In the beginning, it is, yeah. Well, I'm going to wait until it's like, we'll wait a little, little bit older where you can like understand. It's tough though, bro.

It's really fucking hard. Did you do it with your kids or did you have it done? Did you get, take them to class? Dude, we hired some fat Mexican lady to teach kids out of swim and she put on a two-beast bathing suit and she was so fat. It, it caused problems. But she would just toss the kids into the pool. Yeah.

I'm not supposed to do that. Well, I've seen that work, though. Well, she was thinking of, like, crossing the border. So she was like... Stupid ass. You do it like this under duress, you know what I mean? You throw the Mexican kids in the water. You just go, go, go!

Go! They're coming. Ice is coming. Go! No, it worked. These little bitch, my kids swim like fucking fish, but I don't like it. I feel like, to Eric's point, I feel like there's a better way to teach it instead of... Because, like, my, my wife's, her uncle.

her cousin I'm saying they did that to her and she is definitely afraid of water since then you know what I mean so it depends on how you know I mean the kids it's like they're experiencing everything for the first time

no you know so now they're like you know a wolf caught the football yesterday everybody oh I mean cool it was so shit it was a lucky cat but he could go in the league this dude he throws

shit all over the place he's tossing But then I go, are you ready to catch it? Boom. Nothing. I know. So yesterday he just, he went like the, and he, good. I was like, I went crazy.

Oh, cool. I was like, he got it. You know, well, now he does, every time he does anything, he goes like this. Oh, wow. That's cute. Yeah. I taught him to bow yesterday, too. Oh, wow.

A little Japanese boy. Yeah, so you do like this. He hit him with one of these. Oh, wow. Oh. That's hysterical. So, so we were at. Weren't you teaching him to play baseball too, Eric?

Yeah, well, we're trying. He just can't hit it. Yeah, it's just hilarious to me. Well, you throw it so goddamn fast at him, though. I did it. It was a little toss. Bad coach. Eric's a bad coach.

Oh, my God. Maybe he has eye problems. Get his eyes checked out. We did. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the first thing you have to do. It was a little extreme, Nick.

No, no, no, but that's actually a thing. No, I know, yeah. I got little stigmas and stuff. Yeah, yeah. But yesterday he was in the piano. So he was playing the, he was slamming on the piano. So he would go, cling, cling, cling, cling, cling, And he would turn around to the family.

Oh, that's great. Yeah, that's great. I was like, my mom, rest of her soul, would love that because my mom was a concert pianist. Oh, that's cute. She would have wanted it. If she was in her right mind and still alive, she would be like, we got to get a piano lessons. I know that.

Oh, this guy is super sad. I have to figure out. This guy, him laying like this on the couch, I have a problem. And you give me big problems right now, shop. but like I have to figure out a way I have to figure out a way to not make it seem like I'm forcing him to do this stuff

because my mom tried to force me to do piano and I was not having it so I have to like tell him he can't tell me can't touch it yeah that's true yeah yeah you know what I heard one of the things you're like you want the kids to do something

and they're like well you go like to you know what this is for big kids yeah yeah yeah you know only big boys clean up You know what? Real men cook dinner for their family. All right, motherfuckers. I'll be in Midland, Texas, and Waco and a bunch of different places. I'll be in Cleveland.

Chris and I are going to Rosco's right now. And Hamilton, Ontario. Go get tickets, chrisley.com. We're going to Rosco's. Yeah. All right, yeah. And then I got stuff coming up to, but I'm about to do my movie. That movie I'm probably knee deep in it at this point.

Oh, the movie's going. I should do it. The movie's going great, guys. I'm a love. I love it. I'm such a great actor. All right. Love it. Love you guys.

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