The Golden Hour - Whoop That Trick | The Golden Hour #81 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

The guys talk kangaroos, dunkaroos, Chris going to Australia and predicting early on that Russell Crowe would be a fat guy, Gerard Butler with abs vs without abs, the legend of Steve Irwin, Brendan's fascination with icing, sushi for kids, Terrence Howard on the Joe Rogan Experience and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Quince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Gravity Defyer Shoes - Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief at https://gdefy.com/ and use code Golden for $30 off orders of $150 or more Kikoff - Get your first month for a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/GOLDENHOUR today.

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It's the Golden Hour What's up, bud? What up? Dude, not much. I got my Dunkaroos here. Before you hate on them, A, it's not the original package, so I have an issue with that

But B because you know they revamped them But it's 2024 Dunkaroos Might be a different manufacturer I don't know But I know as a kid If you had Dunkaroos dude You might as well have diamonds in your pocket Have you never tried them?

I don't know actually I will say though that I don't Let's look at this here chocolate frosting dude that's fine it's frosting that's fine it's frosting and you dip the cookies in the frosting yeah man i know no you've never had them yeah but i know what dunkaroos are i've seen the i've seen the commercials there's not commercial there were back in the day you're not no back in the day you didn't have them. But the thing about this is rainbow chip frosting I will never like.

I will not like rainbow chip frosting. Have you had it? Yeah. Not on the Dunkaroos version, but yeah. But chocolate would be the way to go. But I... Didn't they have like a... What was the commercial?

It was like... I remember as a kid, it was that kangaroo jumping everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. That thick. Dunkaroos is the cookie yet all right as much frosting as you want so how do you do yeah i like that unless you dress like an adult that's hilarious you can dunk a dunkaroo with as much chocolate or vanilla frosting as you want. See, and I like that. So, how do you do your dankaroos? Dankaroo! Do you think that Dankaroo will be at any of my shows in Australia in July?

ChrisLeah.com. Can kangaroos go on our website? Because if they can, they go to ChrisLeah.com, they get tickets. Perth. I'm going to be in New Zealand, too. I'm going to be in Perth. Have you been to New Zealand before? No.

Oh, it's dope. You seen Lord of the rings uh yeah they filmed it on my back but some on your back but they did the yeah i know i know but a lot of shots in new zealand i know i know so uh but yeah they uh so yeah and i'll be in chattanooga wait hold on i'll be in chattanooga on saturday in australia no chattanooga tennessee australia and then uh uh charleston west virginia on sunday and then des moines and all that stuff but anyway No, Chattanooga, Tennessee, Australia. And then Charleston, West Virginia on Sunday. And then Des Moines and all that stuff. But anyway.

Oh, you're all over it. Yeah. So, yeah. No, but I am going to go to Australia. And I'll be probably, you know what? I'll probably get Dunkaroos straight from the source. I think they're frowned upon in Australia. Yeah, Dunkaroos.

Because you know Outback Steakhouse isn't really Australian? Yeah, of course. I should go there and be like, oh, dude, heard the Dunkaroos are amazing here. Dude, you should do a promo poster with you. Like, be like, Dunkaroos. I'm coming to Australia. Dunkaroos. I'm so authentic Australian.

I can't wait to eat Dunkaroos at the original, what is it? What was the place? Ben Crocker. No, no, no, no. You just said Outback. At the original Outback Steakhouse. That's what you said. Hell yeah, dude.

Getting ready for my Australian tour. I've been eating Dunkaroos every day and taking my family to Outback Steakhouse. Can't wait, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me know how it goes over. Yeah. It'll get, dude, it'll get popping. You know that kangaroos, their pouches, they're really messy inside.

It's wet inside? Yeah, they're really messy inside. It's wet inside? Yeah, they're like vaginas. No, I don't think so. Aren't they like warm, like a blanket? No, they're... Because when the babies come out, well, when the babies go, you know how they chill in there like a backpack? They don't come out wet.

I think it's like leather, isn't it? Bro, it's soft and comparable with skin on the inside of a person's wrist. The pouch is very warm inside, the same as a mom's body temperature, 105 degrees. You can't get sweaty in there, but the pouch contains four treats. Dunkaroos. Teets. Oh, I said treats. Four treats.

I'm fat, dude. Oh, they got treats in there. The pouch has treats. What kind of treats Oh get in there Dunkaroos on a fucking Awesome blossom The brown bread

Sweating I want to get in one of those You know Dude it sounds nice Imagine you saw Chris in there Just fucking head out Dude what if I went on Rogan And he keeps talking about saunas

I go yeah dude I'm at another level What are you doing Jumping a kangaroo pouch? Yeah. Yeah, well, that's probably. It's a 105, but I stay in for four days. But that's not that hot, though.

Dude, 105, if you're. Oh, that's terrifying. That's a playground thing? Jesus Christ. That's disturbing. Look at the pouch. Okay, well. Hey, you know, don't have that, right?

Yeah, don't have that. Like, that's weird. It's also kind of cute, right? I mean, then you look at it a little too long, and you're like, what the fuck? Look at the other. Stop looking at the people in the pouches, Nick. Go to the actual kangaroos. Down in the middle there.

There you go. There you go. There you go. It's weird, huh? What a dope thing. It's weird. They got pouches, right? Isn't that weird

They got front backpacks Straight up fanny packs They should get zippers Involved Kangaroos will fuck you up though man Be careful out there Not me Koalas give you herpes

Is that real Yep that's real They got it on their nose I don't know if that's real Bring it up Nick Koalas Herpes It might be chlamydia Yeah chlamydia That's some guy that was like Cheating on his wife That was like Bring it up, Nick. Koalas. Herpes. It might be chlamydia.

Yeah, chlamydia. That's some guy that was cheating on his wife. That was like, dude, it must have been the koalas. She's like, how? He's like, look into it. That's weird. That's cute, actually. I've never actually seen.

Neither have I. Doesn't it look cozy as fuck? It's so weird. They're aliens. Yeah, that's crazy. Another kangaroo can jump in your body and chill. Like, why is that something, dude? Why is that?

Why did it evolve to that, dude? But why are they the only ones with pouches? Like, why was God like, give those giant rats. Well, the God of kangaroos. But yeah, they have their own God. But yeah. What did you say? The God of kangaroos.

They have their own God. Crocodile Dundee. No. Is their God. No, it's aundee. No. Is their god. No, it's a kangaroo. It's a kangaroo. That's a god. It's not Crocodile Dundee, Nick.

It's a kangaroo god. Nick's so silly today, man. I know. Come on. Chris, when you're in Australia, you should check out, me and Brendan didn't get to check them out, but Kowokas. Have you seen Kowokas? What's that?

It's like a small version of a kangaroo. She was in Big Bang Theory, right? They're so cute. You see them smiling. It's Q-U-O something. They're animals? Yeah. They're like the midgets of the kangaroo family.

You see them smiling? Oh, Jesus. We missed those, Brendan. They're a little cute. Oh, my gosh. Is that real? They're real. He smiles like that?

He has a better smile than me? And they're called Kelly Cuoco? Dude, these are crazy. Go see the Kelly Clarkson. Wait. You're not supposed to touch them, though. Why? Because they bite.

They're magical. They bite? They're magical. You can become anything. It's just the rule. I knew a guy that touched one, and I can't find him anymore. It turns out he's a mouse. Dude, they look like rats with a perm.

Why can't you touch them, though? It's just the rule there. Oh, dude. You can't just make up a rule. That makes me want to touch them even more. I don't touch them. It with a perm. Why can't you touch them, though? It's just the rule there. Oh, dude. You can't just make up a rule. Oh, that makes me want to touch them even more. I don't touch them. It's a rule. See, but they're like miniature.

That guy's touching them. I think that's Steve Irwin's son. Yeah, it is. Oh, okay. He's crushing it. Him and his sister are crushing it. By crushing, I mean they just took over their dad's business. Right.

Yeah, bro. I mean, that's good, though. I mean, somebody needed to. I think that that's good, really. Oh, dude. I cried hard when he died by that stingray. Hard in my room. Hard. I mean, somebody needed to. I think that that's good, really. Oh, dude, I cried hard when he died by that stingray. Hard in my room. Hard.

How old were you? 24. You cried hard? No, I don't think 24. He died in what, 90? I was him for Halloween freshman year. Nick. I was 18 when he died.

You're six years older than me. We're not talking about Halloween, dude. You were about 24. I was 24. You cried hard when Steve Irwin died? No, he talking about Halloween, dude. You were about 24. I was 24. You cried hard when Steve Irwin died? No, he died before that, dude. 2006. Yeah, September.

Yeah, dude. I was 26. I was in college crying, yeah. You cried hard when Steve Irwin died? Yeah, dude. I mean, I'm not saying like- He did Dunkaroos. No, I'm not.

Like, look, I love Steve. He was, of course, he was awesome. Oh, he could do anything. Yeah, he was awesome. He could do anything. But you cried hard, dude? Hard, bro. Snot bubbles. I don't know if I believe Steve. He was, he was, of course he was awesome. Oh, he could do it. He was awesome. He could do anything, but you cried hard, hard, bro.

Snot bubbles. I don't know if it was like, I don't know if I believe that. I actually, I don't believe that. Well, I used to, I grew up on the animal planet show.

I mean, a lot of people did, but I, I don't, I would watch that and eat Dunkaroos and have a great time. I don't, I don't think any of that's true. And I don't think, I don't think you cried when Steve, you might've cried a great time. I don't think any of that's true. I don't think you cried when Steve...

You might have cried a little bit. I cried. Not hard. Oh, dude, I watched the funeral. Oof. It was televised? Oh, yeah. At his...

It was like the ceremony. It was at his old zoo. And his daughter came out. You're fucking just like different animals attending. Black guys. It's like a scene from Madagascar. Oh, that's... Yeah, he was really cool, huh?

Russell Crowe, dude. He's Australian, right? I think he's from New Zealand. And the people all over this planet have been grieving. Damn. A fucking stingray, dude. Brendan's going to lose it again and we're gonna take some time to adjust to that i'm in new york mate the big city and you were headline news on cnn

for a week oh really oh big deal that would command that sort of attention right jesus and all that means is that you got your message across that's crazy word out there and you were heard and you will be remembered how do we believe him though he's an actor he could have just been acting fair point dude um a crocodile's up next afterwards just Just eating the podium. Oh, we should have kept it to fucking. Let's take a short break.

God damn it. Oh, he's got it. He's got the camera. Here, here, cut it, cut it, cut it,

cut it, cut it. Um, yeah, yeah, I'm a stupid guy, but you know what? Uh,

Russell Crowe, you know what? but you know what Russell Crowe you know what I always knew about Russell Crowe even in Gladiator and even before that dude when I knew who Russell Crowe was I didn't know who he was before that I know I know you're simple but

I knew I knew without a doubt Russell Crowe was to be a fat guy. I knew it. He's new, he's going to put on weight. I just, I knew it, dude. I saw Gladiator and I go, bro, enjoy this right now

because you're blowing up. And in more ways than one. Dude, you're going to, and no hate. Look, Russell Crowe's awesome, dude. He's awesome. He's awesome. And more ways than one. Dude, you're going to. And no hate. Look, Russell Crowe is awesome, dude. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's a great actor.

I just knew. I knew looking at him in Gladiator. I go, that's a fat guy who is supposed to be fat. And he's. All right, bro. He's thick boned. Okay. He's big boned.

Yeah, no, no, no. And, you know, you did good in Gladiator But okay And it's You know It's alright Have you seen that movie though Where he's super thick

That movie It might be his best movie That movie there What is it He plays a dude Who's just Dude He's having a rough life

This lady honks at him And he wrecks her fucking world Oh I gotta see this It's so good i like because she's she's taking a kid to school and he's like you know trying to go somewhere and she goes beep he rolled down the window he goes i just done a courtesy beep and she's like having a rough morning she goes fuck you and he's all oh so she didn't just honk at him she said fuck you so okay unhinged so this is best So this is about a hero.

Unhinged. Dude, how about you said she beeped at him. Yeah. Honk. No, she went beep. Yeah. And then he goes. She's not fucking R2-D2. She honked, not beeped.

No, she's not the roadrunner. It's not beep. Beep, beep. All right. And then he snaps. He goes, was that a. Yeah, it's like falling down. You ever see that movie, Falling Downrunner. It's not beep. Beep, beep. All right. And he snaps. He goes, was that a... Yeah, it's like falling down. You ever see that movie, Falling Down?

Yes. That movie's great. This is better than that. Yeah, dude. You know what? You're upset because you don't know. I will watch it. Yes.

You know I'll watch this. It's so good. That's all it took. He goes, you could have just done a courtesy beep. He's trying to be cool. She goes, fuck you. He goes... That was what made him fat. Yeah. Could have just done a courtesy beep He's trying to be cool She goes Fuck you He goes That was when he got

That was what made him fat Yeah Could have just done a courtesy beep Fuck you Boom Just You could blow a fist Yeah

Yeah But Russell I'm glad he's How he should be now He looks good He looks better this way It looks right Guarantee he looks better this way

He looks better this way Because Gerard Butler was on 300, right? Yeah. And he got super Shredville for that. I got a buddy who's friends with him, and he's saying the issue now is, I think he's single now,

but when he was single, like that movie, he was eating like a fucking piece of lettuce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like working out, he's on steroids, all this shit. That's just for the role. Yeah.

And then he gets done, he's like, all right, back to normal life. And then he's getting older, he put shit. That's just for the role. Yeah. And then he gets done. He's like, all right, back to normal life. And then he's getting older. He put on weight. But women are expecting fucking Spartan 300 guy. And he's like, I hate to tell you, lady, that ain't happening. Take a little break, Chris. Okay.

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Okay, you're an idiot but no no no there was no ai but you they definitely put the makeup on there to make it look nice on their abs yeah yeah but you gotta have something to put it of course you do of course you do and i agree with you but what i'm saying is i'm i'm of the like i understand that that looks good and how you know people like it but i think more dudes like it. I don't really think women really care about that. Him with a regular body is still hot. I've always said this. Oh, you have? I've always said this.

Oh, okay, okay. I think dudes that get 3% body fat and jacked, there might be the girl out there who's into that, but in general, if you're just in shape, you don't have to... Nah. 4% body fat, you look like a ninja turtle. You're doing it for the dudes.

Yeah. Think about bodybuilding. You ever seen a crowd for bodybuilding? Well, bodybuilding is another thing. Who are you getting this big for? Not chicks. I think bodybuilders, they either fuck each other

or have to fight from fucking each other. Facts. Yeah, fighting against nature. Because, dude, it's just like, I'm so big, I look so dope, I look so dope, fighting against nature. Because, dude, it's just like I'm so big. I look so dope. I look so dope. I'm getting so muscular.

Oh, so is that guy. I'm going to fuck him. That's how it goes. I think. And think about the judges. Like, look at the striats on his glutes. You're like, all right, dude. How did this start?

Sanaz, are you into like the really big, juicy? There's that type of. Yeah, of course. There's a genre for it. Not for me no do you have any friends who are into the big juice head you know honestly

there was like a moment when that was big you know the Jersey days the Jersey Shore as of like lately no like I like a dad bod yeah

you know look comfortable I don't even look better than that here's the thing you don't want to like I've you know actors and stuff a lot of actors don't –

you know, they're like, I don't eat that stuff. You know, like, if you're the kind of guy who, like, if people order pizza and you don't eat some of it – You're a piece of shit. You suck. You're a piece of shit. You suck to be around. You're a communist.

Eat a fucking slice of pizza. Yeah, be cool. You'll let your hair down. Yeah, it's like, you know, if you're training for a role or whatever, okay, fine. But, like, you don't need to be like that. I don't think people like you. But I still think, yeah, I agree. You know?

You're difficult. You also, everyone feels bad about themselves when they're hanging out with you. You feel like you're judging them. Not me, bro. I'll eat your pizza. Yeah, I'm cool. I'll have it. Yeah, I'll have it right now.

I have Dunker Roots for God's sake. I ate two big bowls of pasta last night. Fuck, yeah, dude. And then I ate, hold on, a cookie. From where? It was like this big of a cookie. Cookie Co.,

where'd you get it? I don't remember. It was just there. Was there icing on it? No. No, dude. What? I only like icing.

Bro. Was there sprinkles? Are you seven? Icing? My son's like, I only like the icing. Yeah, I'm the same. That's disgusting, bro. Do you like your son? Icing? My son's like, I only like the icing. Yeah, I'm the same. That's disgusting, bro.

Do you like your son? I love my son. Right? That's not. You didn't get me with that. Got him. Dude, icing is. Got him.

You love him, right? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, you love him? I love my son. There you go. I don't. He's your favorite person? I don't. They both are. You love him I love my son. There you go. I don't. He's your favorite person? I don't.

Yeah, they both are. Both my sons. You love him. Dave, right? Dave, right? Yeah, both my sons, yeah. There you go. Hey, does the youngest one like icing?

Probably. I'll tell you what. Even as a kid, I didn't like icing. I was like, give me all the other stuff. He's soft, dude. What's softer than liking icing, dude? Kids like icing. It's the normal thing to do.

You were the kid who was antisocial in the corner. The rest of the kids were playing with pogs. You were playing with some bullshit toy. I played with pogs. And also, pogs were a little older. Yeah, I had some slammers. Oh, I had some slammers. I had the big, thick slammer.

It really didn't make sense. Because you couldn't really pound it down, you know? Oh, it was fun. Did you ever get to the point where you used your dick? Yeah. Boom. Oh, I could have flipped him over.

Give him to me. Not liking icing as a kid is like not eating pizza as an adult. No, well... Facts, Nick! No, it's not. No, it's not because I wasn't... Regular Nick's bringing facts.

Because I wasn't... That's exactly what it's like. We're all having an icing party. You're over there like Do you have any sushi? At seven Dude When I

Don't talk You don't talk And then I go to talk And then you talk I go It's the icing What the fuck is The thing?

I wait Yeah And then I go. And he goes. Yeah, go. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like. It's like.

I give you. I wait to give you a chance to talk. I don't want to go. Don't use it. I don't want to go then. That's not how I work. Now go. It's unbelievable.

It wasn't a thing. It wasn't a thing that Like I wasn't eating for a reason I just didn't like it as a kid Which is strange I would have went We need to get him checked out Like if my son was like

I don't want icing I would have went We got to take him to the doctor It is against What usually happens The norm yeah right But as an actor If you're not eating pizza

It's because you're choosing like i want but i don't want that's annoying what's annoying as a kid not like an icing but that was in my nature i know you know it's different that's the problem nick it's different he brought it up and it's different regular nick making facts today facts dropping facts. But also there's difference with dad bods. We got to be careful with dad bod. Well, we're getting the Lizzo territory. There's dad bod, which you're still active.

You're in shape. You're coaching team son. You're running. You're still running. You're not just eating fucking McDonald's every day and letting the love handles flop out. You know, your team son. Yeah, dude. You know, I mean, I know out you know your team's son yeah dude you know i

meant i know you know what i'm saying but then there's the dads who just say fuck it and they're eating you know bullshit and let themselves go like dad bod like nah bitch you're not in the club yeah you gave up dad bod is up for debate what a dad bod is though like what is a dad bod a dad bod is if a dad bod is like what we have okay but like if a dad bod is a fat some people are like dad bods and they're like fat guys like burt kreischer's like dad bod no that's not a dad no no you gave up dad bod yeah that's two dad bods um like a dad bod is that guy yeah yeah yeah that vince vaughn sure yeah yeah and i think women like that you know like it. Oh, it's Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn, sure, yeah. Yeah. And I think women like that, you know? Like, it's a fine, he's a good-looking guy.

I think Vince Vaughn's cool. But then, like, Seth Rogen? No, that's a fact. Fuck you, you gave up. And that's fine, but don't say that. You smoked too much weed. Your tits are milking. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But, and then when there's a dad and he's too shredded, I'm like, ah, he's probably not a good dad You're too You're too narcissistic Yeah It takes too much

It's too much discipline To get there Just kind of Oh you're Ignoring your kid Yeah Oh you're ignoring your kid You're working out

You're going to the gym Yeah yeah Hey man it's your kid's resala day Ah I gotta get to the gym I gotta burn these calories I had to dunk a root today Yeah I have Yeah I don't know I I don't know Sometimes I. Yeah, I have a – yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. Sometimes I'm like maybe I'll be like – I'll work real hard and be like that. And then I'm like, why? Oh, you mean be like shredded? Not even shredded. I'd like to see you on some TRT. I'd like to get your levels checked if I'm being honest. See where you're at.

What does that mean? Get your blood level – your testosterone checked. See where you're at. Free testosterone mean? Get your blood level Your testosterone check See where you're at Free testosterone If it's low Maybe we jab you up I don't Not the jab like you got two

You know A few years ago But the real shit What's the jab I got two years ago? You know Right? Like The sheep jab

What's that? Oh Oh Oh I'm talking about Putting some good stuff in Yeah Yeah

That gave you a heart attack No I'm alright Yeah putting some good stuff in Yeah, yeah, yeah That gave you a heart attack No, I'm alright Like you on TRT I'm looking, dude What I see here, I see a sculpture We're not done yet Yeah, yeah, I get it I'm 44

I'm 44 Exactly I don't care that much Also, here's the other thing But you want your kids to think you're Superman They do Do you know why? I don't care that much. Also, like, here's the other thing. But you want your kids to think you're Superman. They do. Do you know why?

Because I'm so funny with them, dude. And it's cute. Dude, I... Fuck, man. My wife put Calvin to bed the other... Last night. And I was like... I usually do it. And she was doing it.

And I was downstairs. And I was like... Man, I should should be doing that and then she did it and then she went to go take a bath and then i went up there to check on him and i hung out with him for a little bit in the bed so i still kind of did it anyway hey do you ever do this when usually you do it same usually i do it when your wife does it part of me goes I hope they say something About what? What do you mean? Like why isn't dad Putting us to bed?

Oh yeah I'm like come on dude Act like you care My son does this thing Where he's just like Get out dad Like he's I think he's

I hope I think he's trying to be funny But he'll be like Go to work That's funny And I'm like But how He's like no mom's doing it

Go And I'll be like And he doing it go And they'll be like And they'll start laughing I always pick up Boston And my girl wanted to pick him up the other day And she got there in front of all the kids He was like where's dad Yeah that's cool

But I always When I'm in bed And I'm putting Calvin to bed I often talk about Isn't mommy cool? Like I'll, I'll say that kind of stuff because I want, I want to make sure that he knows that like,

you're both cool. Yeah. And I know I do the opposite. Yeah. Well, you're a bad guy. No, I go,

man, mom was tough today. Yeah. But tough is good sometimes. No, but it's my thing every night How about mom today Wow man Fuck mom huh

You wanna go get some icing tomorrow You know Mom was shit Let's name all the shitty things Mom did today Have a good night Yeah no I No I don't do that

But it is you know I know yeah But And then I wonder if she She probably does it When she's But I'm gonna push over too So too, so the kids will come down. They want like a snack.

They want more time on their TV. They come down, and Joe will be like, what do you guys want? And they're like, we want to talk to Dad because they know I'll bend, dude. Oh, see, that's the thing. They'll go, no, we want to talk to Dad. And she's like, no, no, he's not giving me TV. I'm like, hold on. Let's hear him out.

You have to have a united front. Let him talk. You have to have a united front, dude talk You have to have a united front dude Sometimes Or a good cop bad cop Nah I don't know Maybe But my

Because my You're Nick Nolte Calvin Calvin used to Like ask We nipped it in the bud Because he used to ask Mom can I have one of these

You know And then he would come to me Or the vice And she would say no And he'd come to me And then I would just be like What did mom say You know I used to do mom can i have one of these you know and then he would come to me or or the vice and she said no and come to me and then i was like what did mom say you know i used to do that now yeah yeah what'd your mom say and sometimes they lie like she said yes oh really yeah when they get to be a certain age then they'll start lying yeah and they get me calvin uh i haven't caught him lying yet but uh does your uh your kid eat sushi what what does he have preferences like an order no just give him if we get sushi we could give you he'll eat it but he won't be like

dad i want sushi like dad i want a spider roll no no no it's usually a red flag me my wife got into it because she was like the kids die they're kids let them do what they yeah we put a watch on my son has an apple watch so he can run you know we try to do steps it's like 17 000 steps a day they don't fucking stop yeah that's before he goes to baseball practice so he's burning a ton of calories eat what the fuck right right you're gonna burn it off she's like do you know timmy at school brings his own sushi oh no oh he's gay or well how old is he eight oh he's gay yeah but that little boy's gonna grow up and change the world you know he's gonna grow up and like create something that's gonna be like he's like there's no more cancer oh you think i feel he's

gonna create a twitter profile no he's gonna fuck a bunch of guys on the way doing it but that's you know no i i i thought i was saying it's soft Like I don't Yeah yeah Dude but Calvin I'm not saying Calvin's soft No no no no Calvin's not going to school With sushi rolls And like Putting the

No that's not happening No you put a peanut butter And jelly sandwich In that fucking thing Yes And you go eat that Some Teddy Grahams Teddy Grahams are good bro

Fucking lit The cinnamon ones You lost me bro Oh you like You're the basic baked ones. Are you like the chocolate ones? Chocolate, man. Man, you picked the chocolate Dunkaroos too.

I'm trying not to judge you, but it's tough, dude. Chocolate is just, and I don't say this phrase a lot, it's where it's at, dude. Chocolate is where it's at. When it comes to food. It's just where it's at, dude. My son was like, I don't like food. I only like chocolate. And I'm like, I don't like food. I only like chocolate. And I'm like, I get it, dude.

I get it. All right. So like with the frosting and the vanilla frosting and the. What? Lit. I love it. The fucking colorful shits. Not for you.

Nah, bro. Let's take a little break, buddy. You and I are sneaker heads. And we get a lot of stuff sent to us. And these shoes got sent to me. And you know me dude I'm like you I gave it right when I saw my shoes one Yes, and then I put them on dude and that dude is there a higher score for five issues? I give these ten issues

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that guy looked crazy. Who is he? Was it a caller? You had a video? Wow, look at that. Whoa. He looks good though. Really?

That's his thing. Hey, guys. Got a debate club for you. Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan's podcast. I don't know. I just talked about this. Genius or crazy? Legit question.

The first 20 or 30 minutes, he's talking about being inside his mother's womb and remembering coming out. Yeah. Wow. Magnets, out. Yeah. Wow. Magnets, elements. No, too much. Rewriting the periodic table. Yeah.

What do you guys think? You got to be careful. There's a few things. Did you listen to it? Only very little bit. I lasted 20 minutes, and I thought, this is insane. I thought, this is insane. Also, he's talking at me.

You know, he's not talking to me. It was just a bunch of not. It might have. It might have been in Portuguese. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? Turned it off. Terrence. Yeah, it's it's I don't.

None of what he's saying is true, you know, uh and he's and and i don't know if he knows it or not but he doesn't he believes that's fine that's fine you know he said he's gonna start his own math i go like this go for it dude okay yeah i'm not gonna use it for it yeah also he's an actor right yeah well that's the other thing it's like it used to used to it used to be that guy would just be on the corner of the street saying these things. And you'd be like, oh, I'll drive by that guy and I'm going to forget him in a while. Yes. But now that kind of guy is like on a podcast all the time and has people. And I don't even mean champion. I don't mean Terrence Howard like him, too. But like a bunch of people are just like, dude, I'm going to create a new math.

And whereas in back in the day, you'd be like, what a fucking idiot. Now you'll just be like, there's just all those crazy people are finding them on Twitter and Reddit and wherever. And they're like, let's get this math going, bro. Yeah. They have a group now. Yeah. So it's like tribe.

And Callan's like, this is the problem. I'm like, no, it's not a problem. It's only a problem if you subscribe to it and you put energy into it. I went like this. Okay, do your new alphabet. And I carry on with my fucking day, eating Dunkaroos. It's just not, yeah, it's not.

But did Rogan entertain it? Or what was he saying? Rogan let him go. Because, you know, Rogan, if that's what he believes, I don't think Rogan's going to light him up. Also, Rogan knows he's not an expert on this stuff. He's probably like, all right, this is what this guy believes.

This is a difference. And this is why Rogan's in a different tax bracket and gets 20 jigillion views than I do. He would have came on mine and I would have went, hey, how you doing, man? What was your first memory? I would never ask that because I don't care about it. I'd say, what was your first memory? He goes, oh, man, I was falling down in my mother's room. I'd be like, very cool.

Chincun events? No, I know. Same. I don't. I can't. How do you say? Ah, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

I don't even remember shit. Like, do you even remember you were on Empire? Like, I wouldn't even. I don't remember shit. You don't remember in your mom's womb, dude. Never. You made it up in your head. And that's fine.

But, so Rogan didn't say, like, no, you don't? No, and usually he would push back a little bit. Like, come on, dude. But one time he was like, I kind of see what you're saying, but I just, I don't, I'm not smart enough to keep up. He kind of, like, admitted, like, I can't verify or whatever. I bet Jamie was rolling his eyes the whole time 100 and but you also do your thing like he's a colorful character that's what this thing is like think about what he did for kat williams career when he went on uh shannon sharp who knows what's real what's fake blew him the fuck up they really see

the special it's massive so people are getting clout off of it i don't know but also he might just be way smarter than all of us and we're all idiots that's not the case i doubt it though right no doubt it also i would be like when's hustle and flow 2 coming out shut the fuck up about your alphabet there's gonna be no sequel to that movieop that trick. Get him. Whoop that trick. You're making me hate the movie, but Terrence Howard, yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, it's all kind of just sad, you know? I don't think it's sad. The sad part was how many people seem to just really be buying in, and they're like, oh, yeah, math is bullshit.

He's a genius. Bro, but i see that you're talking about people that you see just commenting yeah this is how many people is that that's my thing yeah i i don't know why people care okay yeah okay so he believes all that crazy shit he's making an alphabet if you know how big of a narcissist you have to be to say, I'm creating a new math? Oh, is that so? It'd be too hard. What background do you have? It'd be too hard.

It's a tough gig. To create a math. But if you want to spend time doing that. Even the first math, I don't really get it. Do your thing, dude. Beyond it, they do imaginary numbers in the first math. Already there's imaginary numbers. It's like, oh, I'm out, dude.

Fractions? I'm out. I'm getting a D. I'm getting a D. That's what I did in high school. I go, fine. Imaginary numbers? I'm getting a D. Dude, my son started fractions. I what I did in high school. I go, fine. Imaginary numbers? I'm getting a D.

Dude, my son started fractions. I was helping with his homework. I was like, you know what? I had to study the night before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just refresh my memory. Yeah. Fractions?

When my son starts bringing back anything but plus or minus, I'm going to be like, yo, you got to fucking talk to Terrence Howard. I don't know anything. Go look at, watch all of Empire and Hustle and Flow and then get back to me. And whoop that trick. But also, my son had a good point too.

He goes, Dad, do we just have calculators? I'm like, yeah, you do, but it's like problem solving. You gotta start with,

you gotta figure out, it's the method you wanna get there. But also, we have calculators and you're absolutely right. You want more icing and your mom's lying.

It's not good. it's not good that's not good i don't know it's not apparent all right well um i don't think uh yeah okay so i don't i don't i don't know that that makes me all i can't listen to that i can't listen to 20 minutes of that like i said at 20 minutes in i was like i'm out this video drives me nuts the way he's slurping on the cup or whatever it is he it was a product placement he sells it yeah i'm very aware who is this that's cameron oh okay right is that cameron yeah i'm wrong yeah i call him cameron can you tell us a little bit more about that i mean you don't like this i haven't seen it um is there something known in the industry about how did he treated his artists well so i'm going to get some cheeks after this horsepower drink.

I'm just going off what Mace said. Mace took me to Biggie. I don't really know puffers like Mace no puff. So I appreciate what Mace said. And of course, that's... You literally went on just to do that. Who the talent agent for this joint? Like, you think I'll be sitting around watching with Diddy doing all this?

I didn't know this was a Diddy joint they were inviting me to. Yo, who booked me for this joint? All right. I don't be sitting around watching Diddy and all that. Thanks for joining us. Thank you for your time tonight. Oh, man. That's what happens when you put wild dudes on regular Network news she was all oh my god

The fuck She just asked like four or five questions in a row About Diddy and he was just like I don't support none of that but I don't know And then she kept asking Someone must have not told him it was all about Diddy Oh okay But then he plugged his pod and he plugged his

Horse power drink His pod's big right Yeah it's gotten big cause he Kevin's watching more than I have, but like he'll tell old stories. It is what it is. It's him and Mace, right? Oh, yeah, I've seen it. And I just see him on there like laughing.

All they do is laugh, yeah. That's all I know. I see him laughing all the time. I'm like, yeah, that looks fun. They really let it fly like with like old stories and shit. Got it But no stories about P. Diddy right Hey Mace

Cough up the fucking goods Oh yeah yeah You don't want to dance with him In that ridiculous suit Fucking give us the goods dude Did he ever hit you You ever suck his dick Right

You want ratings or not bud Yeah You talking to me No I'm talking to Mace Oh I don't want to say i'm pretending you're mace um yeah that that was wild he put out a video uh did he did apologizing it's so bad i liked his acting better and get him to the group okay so what do you mean it's so bad

because i don't know i don't fucking i'm just watching because it's fake someone told him to do that pr team told him to do that because that's not a single incident you don't hit a woman in a public space and be like i I was at rock bottom. And then anybody who knows it, like there's been these allegations forever, him hitting women. It's like, well, all right, that was whatever, eight years ago? Right. Well, that was rock bottom then. You were still rich as fuck.

What about now? And he's like, I went to therapy. I did all this stuff. I need some receipts. Right, right, right. I'm not buying it. Leaving comments on is wild. He just leaves comments on.

That's crazy. That video is so bad. People didn't like it because they said it was all about him and he didn't mention the abusers. He can't mention her name apparently. Although I think maybe he leaked that. Do we want to watch it? Nah, whatever. It's watch it now it was just uh it's just that's just

crowd video was crazy when he saw that like oh my god that was bad you just don't do that in public place that's the first time is he change your pace okay oh yeah I actually thanks Nick I actually saw this still and thought, not clicking on it. So might as well get into it. Passer from Congo. Come on. No. But what's the context there?

Oh, he just wanted something to eat. He's removing breast cancer. Oh, dude. Dude, I think it's working. Oh, she said, no, no, come on. Come on, the other one has problems too. No, there's more cancer on the other one. She said, come on, get all of it out.

Get all the toxic out. Oh, my God. He's like, oh, no, I got cancer on my dick. The cancer went to the dick. Can you suck it out? You guys got to make sure your wives don't have cancer tonight. Yeah. Yeah, I got to send this to my wife.

Babe. I'm going to say it's the new thing. Apparently, this got to send this to my wife. Babe. I'm going to say it's the new thing. Apparently, this gets rid of all toxins. Check out this new radiation. Dude, that's so... That's a drawing of Jim Carrey. Yeah, it is. Oh, my God.

Oh, dude. Oh, big butts. Twitter is so bad now it's gangster huh dude look at that is that the biggest hat you've ever seen it's up there right it's crazy some big old butts dude just lined up at the beach look at that guy that's hilarious dude he was sucking them tits though i'll give him that What's this? That's hilarious What? Do we want this? What is that?

Look at that Look at Steve Harvey What the fuck you doing? Get him, Carly. Get him, yeah. Distract him. Come on, Darion. Look at Steve Harvey, man. He just straight up looked at him and goes, all right.

He goes, what are you doing? Just. Oh. Oh, no, dude. He was dead just going, boof, boof, boof. She set him up. That shit worked, though. It'll get you every time, man.

I mean, you know. Tits shaking. It'll get you every time. Steve Harvey with that mustache. Dude, Steve Harvey looks like he's wearing a Steve Harvey mask. I feel like the titty-sucking thing doesn't work to remove cancer. Dude. If I'm honest.

You know what the thing is? You don't know though. That's what's wrong with social media. If you're just going to knock down that technique, it might work. Is she still alive? She died two days later. Dude, I'll tell you what, man. He was sucking on the right.

Fuck, man. It's a good suck. He was all up in them. My wife doesn't have breast cancer, so I guess I can't. Can't suck them. I guess I guess what's saying It might work It might be preventative Sweetie Yeah so

That's You can get away with that in the Congo Right Dude there's crazy I mean you can pretty much do anything In the Congo If you did that in LA dude they's crazy you i mean you can pretty much do anything in the car if you did in la dude they would hang you legit hang or unless you're a guy and you're like i'm trans i'm like that's fine yeah except if you're i feel like if you're like it's probably okay if you're

a republican oh you think yeah because then people will be like Who the fuck He's just sucking titties You know what I mean That's America You know Oh no See I'll go I'm not saying I'm not I would say the left

Was like that's okay It's his right That's his tit That's her mouth Free speech Free choice I see what Yeah you're right

You're right Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Men can feed babies too You're right Republicans would be like Oh that's family values We need family values Fuck them Yeah yeah yeah Okay okay I see what you're right yeah yeah yeah yeah you can feed babies too you're right republicans would be like oh that's family values we need family values fuck them yeah yeah yeah okay okay i see what you're saying and then the woke left would be like oh come on man you don't use the wrong

pronouns how dare you guys are upset by this use the wrong pronouns you're like that's the problem yeah i get it um let him compete in women's sports yeah but he's 50 Who cares Yeah There's no problem With sucking titties You know Especially if you can go Who cares If it removes cancer

Oh alright Fucking who cares Oh okay Don't have cancer Even if it didn't have cancer Look at it You have fun Well that's what I'm saying

Both of them Look like a good time But you know Jesus is watching like this Alright Alright Dikembe Or whatever But you know Jesus is watching like this. All right. All right, Dikembe, or whatever. Oh, wow.

Wow. It's a real name. Yeah, his name isn't Carl. You know it's more like Dikembe than it is Jonathan, okay? Okay, what's up here? You guys want to play a game? You got to guess the word. Okay. You describe it.

Oh, wow. Okay, I know where this is going, but okay. Dude, what do you think this one is? I don't know, man. Number 10. Oh, this guy's in trouble. You can tell by the way he talks. Why did you say number 10?

What is this? There's 10 examples. 10 examples? Oh, okay. So you got to finish, right? You know the game, right? Yeah, Google first, I guess. The first one's kind of hard. Okay.

Fever. Oh. Number nine. Oh, this is hilarious. Okay. Dinner. Nice. Diner.

Okay. Diner. Number eight. Okay, hold on. Driver. Driver. Driver. All right, dude. Number seven.

Oh, boy. This one's tough. Remember how you keep going on this, man. Number? That's what I guessed. What is it? Nokia. Okay.

Number six. Well, we know what that is. Yeah. That one's easy. Doppelganger. Number five. Oh, Baker. Baker.

Number four. Burger, right? Yeah. That's weird. Oh, okay. Burger. That's the Black Whopper. Baker Number four Burger right Yeah That's weird Oh okay Burger Number three Singer right Oh yeah

Singer Number two Oh my gosh Oh wow I didn't realize that was so close Yeah we know what that is Golden Digger I digger golden number one oh oh that's like the south park one nagger nagger you remember that that was hilarious kevin kevin brought that to the table all right so

we know okay that's funny but that is the whitest guy ever to do that. That's hilarious. Like that kid in there? Yeah, that kid was interesting, right? That was not good input, dude. You know what I'm saying, though. What? Kid was interesting. All right, dude. Do you want me to paint the picture for you?

Dude, you... Right? No. That guy... What about him? What about him guy What about him What about him You're saying what bro I don't know what you're saying I think I might maybe have an idea about what you're saying

But I don't want to say it because if I say it Why it's your idea Yeah but that's the problem No I don't want to say it Because if I'm wrong Then I'm bad I'm going to tell you No. I don't want to say it because if I'm wrong, then I'm bad. I'm going to tell you this, though. Okay.

I don't think you're wrong. You know what I'm saying. Blank, blank, blank. No, I'm not doing it. No. We're all thinking it, though. No, I'm not thinking it, dude. No, you did. he looked like a good kid

i think he's a nice kid um what else let's see what else do we got well real quick you know in korean there's a there's called nega and niga yeah it's korean language though i heard about this yeah so what's it mean niga means you. Negga means I. Every time Koreans say that in front of a black audience, it can be controversial. Really? Yeah. It's so similar. What do you mean, Nigga?

Yeah. It sounds too with the accent. They're just like, oh, they're saying. Yeah. Especially if it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If they're talking to like, yeah, say someone's a tourist in Korea, and they're talking, and they say that word. Especially if there's black people around, and then the black people are like, are you talking about us?

Yeah, exactly. That's a trick. But it means you. Nega, yeah, is me. Miga means you. That's crazy. Both of them are. It's uncomfortable when he says it, right?

But I'm Korean, so. No, I know, and you're just saying Korean. I don't know. And then you do it with the R at the end, ever? He does. At home, though? with the R at the end ever? He does. At home though? Yep. On your own?

Driving? No. That's crazy. But do you still use it? Yeah. You have to. It's you and I. It's part of our language.

But is it like street for you and I? No, no, no. It's literally. Now that's racist. He thinks it's street because it's. It's not a slang. It's literally. Is it gangsta?

So you're being gangsta in Korean. Okay. No, I meant like, is it slang? It's super gangsta. Is it slang? You know what I'm saying? It's like hip-hop. It's hip-hop to do that?

Can you imagine what I meant, dude? You know, like... I know what you meant. Sup. like like i know what you've got like that's still funny like sup you know is it like that but you still use it even though you know yeah bro it's you and i if you're speaking korean you say it so you guys use it non-stop i mean i don't always say you and i not non-stop you'd be a lunatic. You and I. You and I. You and I. Put in casual conversation like with your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you say, how are you doing? How would you say that? I'd say, what the?

What? What the? It's like, okay, I would speak. You'd say, how are you? N-word to your dad. How are you? N-word. No, he's saying you wouldn't.

I would say something like, how are you doing? This and that. But if I'm saying like i did this yeah or you did that yeah and i would use that word so if you said i went fishing how would you say that go ahead mega naka so i don't like it i know i know i know he goes and if you went fishing if you guys went fishing, if I said you. I'm not saying the N word. I'm saying Korean.

So it's okay. Chris, if you went fishing, you. This is hard. Change it. They have to change it. Why? Why? It was around for so long.

They have to change it when you're here, though. No, they don't because of culture, right? It's crazy. If I'm speaking, me as a white man, if I'm speaking Korean, that's what I would do. Yeah, you'd have to. And you get canceled even though you're speaking Korean. But even in Spanish, like my girls say, hand me the, in Spanish, she'll say, hand me the, if it's like the black bean, it'd be the negro whatever.

Yeah, negro. And I'm like, ah, could you just say, you know the, if it's like the black bean, it'd be the negro whatever. Yeah, negro. And I'm like, ah, could you just say, you know? Oh, yeah, negro. Negro is black for Spanish. Yeah, negro. That's close enough. And then Koreans are like, no. Me?

We got it. We're just going to say the word and say it's you. Is there any other language that says it like that? I don't know. You guys know? That's crazy. No. Have you heard other koreans say it chin or is this something your family taught you no no this everywhere are you sure that is wild how have i not ever oh and i have heard of that yeah no i know i have when he brought up i was like dude i've heard about this

even in like k-pop you'll hear it you'll hear it I thought they were just Trying to be cool Do they have to edit it out On the radio That's wild I guess they It's very close yeah But it's not It's not the same It's close

No it's not the same It's never been a controversy right No one's ever brought Ni and ne Is different than Yeah The other one I'm not even going to do

The half of it But yeah Nick Nick It's like calling Nick neck. It's close. Neck.

But with an A at the end. I went to this place in New Orleans. You went to this place? Yeah. Is this the set of Princess and the Frog? I couldn't tell anybody where I was at. Why? You want to say it? Frog? I couldn't tell anybody where I was at. Why?

You want to say it? Oh, yeah. Cafe. I can't see it. N-E-G-R-I-L. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what it's called. Oh.

Yeah. It's just tough to say. Isn't that weird? It's so close. As a white guy, you're just like, I won't say it. You know, that's so close. As a white guy, you're just like, I won't say it. You know, that's so funny. My favorite whiskey is called N-I-K-K-A whiskey. Really?

But I just, I want no problem. So I'll get there and I'll go. He goes, what do you want? I'm like, I'll take the whiskey, the third bottle down. I'm like, well, which one? There's two. I'm like. But is it Nika?

No. It's not? No. How do you say it, Chen it Nika? No, it's not. No. How do you say it, Jim? Nika. Nika. Oh,

so it is, it is Asian. That's Asian. That's how it is. So it's you whiskey, basically, right? Nika whiskey.

It's you whiskey. So I just, I refuse to say it like Nick's name. Then you're getting in trouble. But if you say Nika, Nika, because a white guy can't say that, right? Because I don't have that.

But do they have it in America? No, there's no way. Didn't we have some? I have a bottle here. You like it. It's my favorite. But I'm saying bars got to be like, all right, we're not selling that. No, they all have it.

They all have it. But I just go, the one down, I go, which one? I'm like, the one over. He's like, well, just say the name. I'm like, come on. Just fucking figure it out. It's got to be a banger whiskey. The best. It's got to be good, yeah.

That's nice. It's got to be good. It's good. It's like having, you know, Fajot whiskey. Fajot water? Yeah. I just like, that's crazy. That's crazy.

Wow. Look at that guy. He knows it, too. Look at his face. Yeah, it's like the cream. Look at his face. It's like the cream. What? They're all into it. too. Look at his face. Yeah, it's like the Cremes. Look at his face. It's like the Cremes. What?

They're all into it. They know what's going on. What problem? I don't see the problem. He looks like he could be half black. He looks really dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks pretty cool.

He does. Wow. But how was New Orleans? You were doing Theo, I assume, and then just hung around? Yeah, who'd we do down there? I can't remember. We interviewed someone, but yeah, I had three days. Oh, we did Dustin Poirier and James Winston.

Okay. But yeah, three days in between. It was fun. First time. New Orleans is cool. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Being there any longer than three days, I don't know about that. It's like Vegas. Two days and I'm good. We only walked on Bourbon Street during the day, but there were other areas that people said it was like, I don't know, more locals. Right. It wasn't just all tourist areas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's definitely a cool area. Live music. Yeah. I hate that. But was it so hot? Yeah. It was pretty early. Because it gets Yeah, I hate that. But is there is there it was it so hot? Yeah, it was pretty early, but you could because it gets ridiculous, dude. It was like spring cool, but you could just feel that it's like a different type. Yeah. And if it got hot, the humidity, you go to Bourbon Street at night, throw some beads and see some tits. No, no, no. Fuck that. Make beads. Show your tits. Yeah. Get beads. I walked out with so many beads.

Me too. Next time. Yeah. Didn't eat no beignets or nothing. show your tits yeah get beads dude i walked out with so many beads me too next time yeah didn't eat no beignets or nothing i had some beignets a lot of jambalaya those are good i love jambalaya yeah it's so i call it jumbie i love it uh jumbie dude uh jumbie did you ever get recognized uh yeah i mean especially at theo centric areas oh yeah yeah i just walked back and forth centric areas. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just walk back and forth. Oh, that's funny.

What's up, guys? With merch on. Yeah. Hey, what'd you do this past weekend, guys? I went to the mothership last Tuesday. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that was like, girlfriend just thought it was the shit. Oh, cool, cool, cool.

Oh, you're flexing on the girl, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. that was like girlfriend just thought it was the shit oh yeah it was fun you yeah how long you been going out that girl now six months it's getting getting yeah I'm 36 who but who knows? Oh, you know. 36, yeah. Yeah, it's time to jump or get off the pot. No, you brutalized that. Jump or get off the pot. Yep. No, you brutalized that. Well, I don't want to cuss.

Oh, yeah, I get that. I mean, you just said the N-word 19 times. No, you did. I didn't say it. I didn't. You kept saying it. I didn't say it. I didn't. You kept saying it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it once this whole interview.

If you don't say the thing in Korean, you don't say that, then you're racist. You got to say it. You say, oh, really? That's what you say? Oh, what is it? Whiskey? Mika whiskey? You keep saying it, though.

But it's not racist. I'm racist if I don't say it because then it's like I'm pussying around. Yeah, but you're racist if you keep saying it. I'm talking about the whiskey. We're talking about the whiskey. We were. No, dude. And then you keep using it. All right. I'm not using it, dude. I'm talking about the whiskey. We're talking about the whiskey. We were. No, dude. And then you keep using it.

All right, I'm not using it, dude. I feel like you want to. No, I don't want to. I don't want to. That's the vibe I'm getting. I'll tell you right now. Never said that word. Maybe when I was 11,

maybe I didn't know what it was, you know? Never in a rap In a lyric something No I go Zugun Like the radio edit Always do that I like that That's more fun anyway

You think the radio The radio edit goes Zugun They do Oh you listen to Asians You what That's what they do They go

Oh my zugun Like you know I listen to a lot of rap And they'll flip it It's backwards Oh man Yeah bro I Am all for equality They'll flip it. It's backwards. Oh, man. Yeah, bro.

I am all for equality. You're racist, bro. I say neighbor. What? Neighbor in the song. Neighbor? Yeah. That infuriates me.

Do they do that? I haven't honestly listened to the radio in forever. No, I do. Oh, wow. That's so funny. Neighbor. Neighbor. It's's seamless give me a song i don't like it i don't like it it doesn't make me feel good it's not it's the craziest word in the english language because you can't it's like so uncomfortable anytime it's brought up it's so uncomfortable the problem is kids listen to so much like hip-hop and rap and they use it just like in regular

vocabulary in all the songs so kids don't realize the the words lost its power like it was when even when i was a kid like that word was intense dude like somebody said it like oh my god that's wild but it's become so common now like kids in my son's school oh really even the even the the kids who are black will say it to the like the white kids and the white kids just like yeah like that's how people talk they don't they still don't say it but they just assume like that's how it does that make sense yeah yeah like to them it's just like oh yeah this is what they don't realize well clearly because they're seven eight they don't realize the context yeah yeah yeah and like these new age rappers they use it non-stop So it's weird

To me it's lost it's value In that space If that makes sense Kev you wanna chime in on this? You're white though You're white though That's why you wanna chime in on this? Whatever it's all

Am I off on this? Nah yeah it's all bad It's all bad What do you think Kev? Am I getting cancelled for that? You're on flight with it Thank you And you wanna keep using the word

No Dude you're gonna be authentic Australian coming up Yep Thank you And you want to keep using the word No Dude you're going to be authentic Australian coming up Yep Outback Steakhouse I'll be there I'll be in Australia I'll be in Chattanooga, Tennessee I'll be in Charleston, West Virginia

I'll be in Irvine I'm going to be doing sets at Irvine I'm going to be doing my hour at Irvine May 31st. Fuck, I keep forgetting about that. Des Moines. All right, cool. Yeah, so that's where I'll be. ChrisLeed.com.

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