The Golden Hour - Whoopsy Daisy | The Golden Hour PATREON #15 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The guys talk worthless diamonds, which creator makes the most money on "OF", IMO'S PIZZA, an all new "What Would You Do?" submission, how the guys handle altercations and much more!

Dude, how did you figure- you really did just figure out that that T-Rex thing was a No, I figured out- I wanna know what it's from. Was it a cartoon? Just from it- the way it looked, because it was a T-Rex in a Spider-Man suit, and it also said Spider-Rex. I know, I'm like, what's that from? But you figured it out. No, no, I'm like, what's that from? We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us nothing can stop us

just rebranded enough it's stronger better bigger power cause it is the Golden Hour. It's the Golden Hour. He's enjoying this so much. Sorry, man. Let's talk about this hairline first. What's up, big dog? You and Callan got the same barber.

You holding off a deer alive, homie? Nah, it suits him. It's good. Father Times is barber. What holding off a deer alive, homie? Nah, it suits him. It's good. Father Times' barber. Come on. What's up, big dog? Yeah. So I heard, I think it was on this show or the fighter and the kid you guys had talked about, Donald Cerrone, he went to Turkey, he got some hair plugs.

Yeah. So I'm kind of at the crossroads now where do I do it, get the hair plugs, fill it in, or do I just say too far gone it's are you you have a great shaved head shave that shit off you look sweet with the shaved i agree what what's your situation you married what's what's the deal yes i'm married then fuck it yeah does she want you to have hair is she missing the hair no i'm not really yeah it's more about him though maybe he wants the hair he just, not really. It's more about him, though. Maybe he wants the hair.

He just wants to have the fucking hair. And turkey's lit. What about this? Just get ripped, bro. Get ripped. Yeah. You look like you're in good shape, too. What are you doing?

You know what? You're one of the few guys. First of all, if you hold your head up just a little bit, it looks like you're bald anyway. There it is. Not that much. You know what I mean? But you know what, dude?

You're one of the few guys where if you did go bald, I think it's perfect for you. You have the perfect head for it. And usually I'm the guy that's like, get a wig, whatever. You're all right, bro. Yeah. Yeah, you look good, dude. I would advise against it. I personally advise against what? Getting the hair?

Getting the hairs. Of course. And by the way, don't talk to people at this angle ever. You know what I mean? Because this angle is just like, no, no, no. You either got to show the hair or don't show the hair. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm telling you, you'd look fucking sweet with a shaved head, dude. I've never seen a comb back. You usually see a comb over your back. This motherfucker got a comb back to You usually see a comb over the back. I've never got a comb back to cover the yarmulke. You know what? Usually I'm all for the hair transplant,

but you're the one of the few guys with the head. I'd say shave that back. You look sweet. Yeah, I think you should. You keep saying that. Shave your head and then call us next week. Two weeks. You keep saying that. I wanted to double down. Yeah, dude, shave your head and then call us next week. Yeah.

Two weeks. There you go. Two weeks. I'm sure you're – what does your wife say? What does she honestly say? She don't care. She loves him, bro. She wants to see the Jason Statham look. Exactly.

I'm going to tell you. He doesn't even know I brought him up. Come on. What are you doing? All right. Shave it and be like, all right, I did it, wifey. Yeah. What's your job?

I'm a software project lead at a nuclear repository. This guy doesn't need hair. You're a fucking nerd. You don't need hair. What are you? Show off that big brain, man. What are you going to get? Some hose in the fucking.

Yeah, bro. You're going to get some nuclear hose. You're going to get some nuclear hose. Hey, Janice, how you doing over there? I got some nuclear stuff to talk about You're probably the best looking dude In that office You know what I mean

You're already Jason Statham in that office Yeah I know dude What are you doing You're good bro I'm the only extrovert in the room Oh damn We believe it I never talk to somebody who needs

hair less to be honest yeah i agree you're good bro you got a god-given gift yeah shave that shit off you'll be fine good luck brother keep us posted if you shave it call back in no send a picture regardless of what you do yeah let us know yeah unless you leave it like that, then don't call back. Hey, guys, I kept it. Thanks, man. Thank you. Take care, man. Appreciate you. Am I the only one that keeps it real in this bitch?

I thought it was here. No, we agree. Oh, it's here. I said it from the jump, though. You guys missed the joke. No, because it looked like that angle wasn't good because it looked like, you know, it's Oh, his hair was off. I said it from the jump, though. You guys missed the joke. Because it looked like that angle wasn't good. Because it looked like, you know, it's like, why do you have hair?

No, his hair was atrocious. But, bro, he's married. Who cares? I don't care. Well, that's what I'm saying. He's married. You would give all the fucks if you lost your hair. No, I wouldn't, bro.

I don't give a fuck, bro. You shaved your head and you look ridiculous. I get cool hair, but I don't care. If that goes away, I don't give a fuck bro. You shaved your head you look I get cool hair But I don't care if that goes away. I don't give a fuck. You say that I never got my hair one come out. I never got my hair once. I'm not buying it looks died done it yeah There's gray in it. I don't see any gray. That's cuz the roots Never once died my hair never once on my beard never once did anything like that. It looks like Man, I got good hair. I know you guys know Skunk tail right there, dude. That's it. That's it man. That was our

Guy shut up. We're done. So No, no, no. It all stays. Eric, Eric, Eric, shut up. We're done. Why do I got to? Okay. Thanks for watching.

All right, I'm in La Jolla this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, working the Lord's Day. Come get some La Jolla right outside San Diego, the Comedy Store. See you guys this week. I'll be in Tucson and also Colorado coming up. Charlotte, North Carolina, chrissy.com. Then I'll be in Huntsville June 21st. No, no, Huntsville that weekend, but Nashville the 21st.

And then 22nd, 23rd. Two Tuesdays. I'll be chilling. Thank you.