The Golden Hour - Winning! | The Golden Hour #150 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

The boys discuss whether or not they'd watch each other having "relations" with their partners, talk about the new Charlie Sheen documentary, Denise Richards in her heyday, plastic surgery in Hollywood, the new Ed Gein documentary, couples that do OF's together, Charlie Kirk news and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picksQuince - Go to http://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough. It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. Eric, you're looking skinny or big dog. That shirt's getting baggy and baggier. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. So, you know, I just got to. Looks like you're jerking off, bro. I, dude. No, I'd be like this. Don't be crazy. Oh, you're taking that magic mind. And Chris's shoulders are looking bigger too.

Look at you guys. Bro, yesterday was leg day and I just kind of went crazy, bro. So, I also did trap, trap bars. So my shoulders are probably looking pretty tough right now, bro. You always talk about it. Isn't everyday leg day? Looks like you fell into my testosterone cream. I always do.

I always do. Did you leave it here in the studio? I always incorporate my legs. It's on a seat. I usually incorporate my legs in every workout. Yeah. And it doesn't work, right? It's a complete waste of time because you have legs of a bird.

No, I get stronger. So. Yeah, but who cares though, right? because there's no growth. No, there is. I see it. And if I see it, it's happening.

I've known you forever. I've known you forever. You've always had those stupid stork legs. You're not looking at my legs, bro, especially the upper part of it near where my dick is because that's really what's growing.

And I'll tell you, I can tell they're growing because my dick looks slightly smaller, it could only. But yeah. And then my calves, they're always going to kind of just be, you know,

stork legs. So, but you talk about calves, okay, forget it. But I'm talking about quads for, you know, I got a whole tier, I got tear drop. I got a whole tear drop. A couple raindrops. Yeah.

Hey, real quick, fellas, did you watch the Charlie Sheen dock? No. I haven't started yet. Oh, my God. How the fuck do you two miss that? Well, I did so much stuff on. That boy is wild. I could see it now if I wanted to.

He was on Bill Mars show and it was like, and he was, they were talking about it and it made me want to watch it. I just haven't got to it yet. Sucker. You know? And I was like, I was like, I get, like, I like Charlie Sheen. I'm the biggest fan. And then me and my wife the other night, we're just in bed.

I'm like, fuck it, we'll fall sleep to it. Neither one of us could sleep. It was so good. His recall on his ship from when he's like 14 till now is wild. Well, what's good about the, what was the tiger blood thing? What was that thing? It was like 15 years. He says he has tiger blood.

He doesn't really talk about that though, but you'll, you guys understand this. He talks about how, you know, he was sober for like eight years and then someone started doing some crack. He was like, right, let me show how he'd do it. So he relapse. But when he was going through his horrible episode, like complete psycho addict, he said, Live Nation reached out and was like, man, you should do a tour. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I remember. I just got out of rehab. Like, yeah, you should do a tour. And he's like, I need the money. Fuck it. And he was like, what am I going to do? They're like, just tell stories. Dude, they show the fans reaction to his show way worse than mine.

Dude, a fan goes, a fan goes, a fan goes, she gets out. out there and it's like is this late and she goes it's the worst thing I've ever seen I feel sorry for anybody that's bought tickets to the next city he literally gets up there and mumbled mumbled for an hour I have no fucking clue what he's saying and then you go to Charlie Sheen he's like yeah I shouldn't been up there man I was just taking their money

didn't add Mike Tyson to that at one point you know what they should have done is you know what they should have done is put his hat it clipped them all and put up the reels of Charlie Sheen's crowd work and stuff yeah could you imagine if he was on TikTok with those mumbles with him just mumbling and shit it would crush yeah I do want to check that out though I just like sometimes I won't it's worth to watch it especially when it talks about uh you know he's fucked so many women then he's like yeah I was you know I'm doing dope and then sometimes I'm look at the menu and I like to

flip it over and the director's just him and he goes what do you mean flip it over he goes fucking dudes oh I'll watch it so he's admitting to fucking dudes yeah but he refers to it as flipping the menu over wow see to me that just means anal you know what i mean not dudes well he did so he did so much drugs and stuff yeah that it's just like he's he's one of the lucky ones that survive you got a yeah you got you got you once when you get to the yeah i mean that guy's been famous for two too famous for too long too drugged up for too long that he's fucked guys that's just what happens well i tell you what he's gonna make a this documentary is going to start a comeback for him i guarantee he'll be on a sitcom

or something within a year. Isn't he on something now? Maybe it'll be like some kind of like Larry David type of show where it's like, you know, maybe it's just him. You know what I mean? You know, he's going to be back. And hold on a second. Does he have HIV?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he does. But now it's in shit now. That's what he talks about. I know, I know. He talks about that. Yeah.

And dude, he was married to Denise Richards in her heyday. Yeah. She was in her. She was one of the hottest people of all times. The hottest creatures of all time. Did you see the thing where her husband is talking about how dirty his house is, their house is? It's so funny, dude. No, I missed that episode.

No, no, no. It was viral yesterday or something. But dude, I'm like, I'm so confused by it. See if you could find it. Because he's complaining about how Denise Richards is so messy. And she's not in the house. but he is and he's like look like look at this room look at that room and then it go he goes downstairs and he's like and look at this room and the guy the husband's whole family is living

there his mom his dad his brother and you're like okay well clean it yeah yeah yeah there's seven of you clean it one of the six of you clean it doesn't make any sense she also has like they also adopted like a special needs they really are into the into the world right they're doing stuff but like oh they also have two i think two or two girls and then with his other wife who's also hot now the ex-wife she was a crackhead but she they have two twin boys with who the only reason why i know anything about her is she was on housewives or something that rachel watches and i think she denise richards was yeah look at this the mess you never saw starship troopers yeah i know but i'm saying the messy house i'm talking about now the messy house features rooms

with piles of clothes everywhere like it's like it's a like it's a song jesus Christ I mean that's fine but that's disgusting but like doing shit on the floor that's Coca-Cola I think but send clean it up

I know how that goes yeah this is crazy just clean it up why are they releasing this I don't know they're still married this is what I don't understand what's he trying to do

is what I don't get what's a game plan here well this must be the this must be I think they're on a reality show is the reason why oh that makes sense they're showing their filthy house

yeah yeah yeah that's the only reason why i but like she's still she's still on tv doing shit yeah she's a millionaire you you you got your whole family there fucking clean up bro yeah right life's been tough on her though her her face you know age like fruit well i think that's what happens once you get a lot of fucking work done dude yeah i think not if you're not if you're fucking katelyn jenner you can get some what what do you mean i think all the botox stuff is going to start coming out i think you can get people starting to look crazy Yeah, you can get some work done, but I just don't think you can get too much.

It starts looking bad. Well, at a certain point, you find out somebody's age, you kind of like, well, you should look this age. No, I know, I know, I know. It's like when you see a really old guy with jet black hair dye. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? I mean, that shit looks crazy. Yeah. Yeah, but if I'm Denise Richards, I'm looking at fucking Kim Kardashian's mom and I have her money and I'm going, give me the name of that doctor.

Sure, I understand. So I don't look like fucking tails from the crib. I guess so, right, yeah. I mean, I guess I understand that, except for doesn't it take differently to different people take it differently? Because like, you know. Nah, skin, skin, bro.

Skin, skin. No, that's not true. Well, some people, I mean, you know, whatever J-Lo's doing, get that done, you know, whatever. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Call her doctor. I mean, she soaks in baby blood, but yeah, it's tough. It's also, it's also, what do you call it?

Upkeep. And it's like, you can't get it all done at once. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, J-Lo's been taking care of her skin forever. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, but some people are just like, like, have you seen Uma Thurman lately?

Like, it's like, no. It's not good. What I'm just saying is like, it's like you're saying, sometimes you just, this is what you look like now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, you know, some people leave into it. You know what fucks you? You know what fucks you?

The people that are smoking, like Sean Penn's, Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen were best friends grew up together and Malibu were the fuck they're some rich area. But they show Sean Penn now. Oh, bud. buddy he's losing this fight 10 to 8 yeah but he's old but he's the fight of blokes is 10 to 8 yeah he's old he's old i don't see i don't think i mean it's like how old is he though that's what an old guy looks like i'm sorry is he native american is hey is he geranamo go to go to how old he is

good for him because unless your face is always in the wind don't look like that i think he looks cool he might live on a farm or something he's just always got he's always getting in the sun he just looks like you got a lot of sun damage I mean that looks good for sun that does it to you that looks good for 65 I mean there's people like oh no no no no no that he has makeup on no no go this bullshit go to the go to him in the Charlie Sheen doc when he has no makeup he's chilling in his

backyard you're like who hurt you oh he looks and by you I mean your skin yeah it does look like he's uh I don't know he's sexy bro no no no there you go there you go oh wow I don't agree, bro He just looks, you know Yeah I mean, I don't think he's ever looked good

Like even look at him when he was young Sean Penn, how dare you? Yeah, I don't think he used to be a dime Nah, he's just a sexy guy, bro I don't think so Chris is gay, huh? I think he's always looked weird God, but that Tiger Blood thing,

that moment, whenever that was, that was so winning monumentally. Winning. Normalize it, normalize it, normalize it. Just unreal, bro. He says he came and go back and watch like those clips and videos because he's like, dude, I was high off my ass. I'm so embarrassed.

And the one thing you learn in the dock, his dad is awesome. He has such a good dad, such a good dad. You know, I saw, I met Charlie Sheen once, but I saw Emilio Estabez. Oh, yeah, he was really cool. Oh, I remember Emilio Estabez. I saw Emilio Estevez the other day at a coffee shop in Westlake Village. Thousand Ours. Was he working behind the counter?

No, no, no, no. No, that dude, that dude, he's got money. But you were looking at him and I was just like, is this fucking guy, Emilio Estevez? Yeah, it's such a. Hey, but why isn't his name Emilio Sheen? I don't know. Who knows? You know, dude, who knows?

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See terms at pick6.draftkings.com slash promos. Oh, hey, Brendan. Are you going to be ready for the, what's it called? The Eds. The Ed Gaines. The Ed Gaines. Bro, I watched the trailer this morning. You boys know about Ed Gaines?

Yes, and I saw the trailer two days ago. You know what? I didn't know about him. and then I looked it up and I was like mortified like my god dark dark that's a dark I can't wait right there man

this guy was and the director of it's Ryan Murphy who did Dommer so it's gonna be a little gay yeah it'll be gay oh yeah someone's getting fucked Ed Gaines did musical I'm gonna kill you

the weirdest part about that to me is the casting that's super odd casting choice Charlie Hunnam but you know where they missed out on it bro hey you know where they you know where they drop the ball on this what by far they dropped the ball on the casting how the fuck brian callan isn't ed games Brian looks identical to

the real life ed games yeah no this guy looks like ed games charlie hunt him look up egg games nothing like ed games just search for him just get to no he looks like brian callan that doesn't look at here's when he was old look at this young picture of him right there they're they're gonna put the makeup on him i'm i don't yeah to the right of the right of that. No, I think the casting is crazy. I disagree. He looks enough like him.

When did Ed Gaines post that? When did Ed Gaines take that picture? Six inches shorter than the real Jeffrey D'ner. No, no, no. I think that I don't think, I don't even necessarily mean the look. I mean, Charlie Hunnam is a weird choice all around. Oh. Like, Ed Gain, to me, is like a, he's English.

Squirrely, like that guy. He looks like a man, this guy. And feels like. a man and feels cool. That game doesn't. Hey, you're really gay today, Chris. You're really gay. Take it down a notch, buddy.

I think this guy. Just take it down a notch, but I'm interested to see this, you know, I don't know what we're glorifying another one of these guys, but you know, this is this guy. Glorify it's like a hundred years ago. But it's, yeah, that's true. But it is so stupid how they're promoting it like before there was dommer before like, like, like, oh, it's serial killing, dude. I know.

It's not like, but I didn't even realize. he's the original inspired inspired he inspired so much stuff he's the jackie robinson of serial killers he's the jackie robinson of he's the rosa parts of serial killers man there's a problem there's a problem show a little fucking respect both of them what you're talking about i don't want to bring it up no i want to see it i can't i can't i can't fucking wait ryan murphy don't he don't miss is he misses but but but on what on what gay boy he misses american horror story shut your fucking face yeah and Every other season of American Horror Story, I'm like, I'm out.

I actually haven't watched it in a while. Ryan Murphy, the witch one was good. I love, I love Ryan Murphy. Yeah. But don't say he doesn't miss. That's crazy. What's he done bad? What's he done bad?

The OJ one was terrible. The OJ one was terrible. You're a fucking idiot. OJ one was awesome. You're an idiot. OJ one was awesome. Really bad. Bad.

Talk about bad. You're crazy, dude. All bad. Versace. Did you see the Versace one? Versace was amazing. Versace was amazing. It was all right.

No, Versace was the best one, I think. To me, I think Vasachi... Oh, wait, did... Did you do the N. Hernandez one? I didn't see that one, no. I don't think he did the N Hernandez. That one was bad. The casting was bad.

Versace and... He was a skinny model in that. What's the other one he does? Monsters one was great. The twins. That one was great. Oh, you're talking about the Mendez brothers. Yeah, yeah.

That one was super gay, dude. Nick would have done that's not brave. The gay or the better. That's true. The gay or the better, though. Make it super gay. Make it, make it, uh, make, make, make, make BTK and make him fucking men and make it mostly about not serial killing and only fucking men.

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Oh, wow. Oh, soon. Wow. That's going to be. Yeah. That's what I go to year. That's what I go to year. That's what I go to year.

I'll get your tickets at chrysleya.com. I'll be in London. I'll be in a bunch of different areas. I'll be in Pensacola, Florida also before I go. And after I go, I'll be coming to Sweet McAllen, Texas, and Waco, Texas. But go to chrisleya.com and get your tickets. Well, next two weeks. Chris, when you're in England, you should go on the Jack, the Ripper tour.

Oh, maybe I will. Yeah, I'm going to London. But I think I'll be in London for like one day. I'll be in Amsterdam for a few shows. I'm selling tickets in Amsterdam and Stockholm pretty well. But yeah, go to chrissaly.com. And then Syracuse, I'll be there. Wow.

Who even knows? I've been at these fucking places. Kansas City, Missouri. DeCuse. Jacksonville. Syracuse in November? It'll be nice and warm. Then Detroit and December.

Detroit and December? Jesus Christ, man. Bro, I mean, you got to go somewhere, right? Yeah. It's like, I'm not going to go. Yeah, go to Florida. I'm going to Florida. Jacksonville, right there, right before it.

Cleveland. I guess you guys don't watch 90 to. fiance yeah you guess right yeah you watch it i love i'm married i gotta watch it i used to exactly i used to did you see how the girls she finally told jasmine told gino that she was pregnant on the show uh fucking views yes he wanted open open marriage yeah they have chris they have what she wants an open marriage okay and then he doesn't bad news then she gets pregnant from the other guy oh part of the rules of the open marriage everyone knew this going to happen no but i think you know what we don't really know what's going on with the cameras

or not on because the dude wouldn't have sex with his wife right he's like i don't because she was so mean well he's addicted to porn he's so mean yeah but he was like with that other girl it looked like he was going to be have you should oh you guys should start a podcast you should follow him on instagram he's like he's doing good do you guys think that um oh no that guy's the worst that bald guy he's out kicking his coverage of course he's cheating on him what do you guys think about uh watching porn and what it does to people what do you guys think about that what does it do to people you mean making them splurge well what i'm saying is okay so do you think it's uh ruining society like a lot of people think it is no because no if you're a fucking moron it's like alcohol society would have been ruined

what the fuck you doing it's like it came out last week yeah bro i i mean i'm just it's also the least of our problems no i i i understand and i'm not saying i feel that way i'm just you see a lot of stuff online where it's like, oh, the degradation of, you know what I mean, of mankind is awful because of only fans or whatever. Obviously, that's the extreme argument. But what I'm saying is like porn's been around for so long. I've been jacking it forever. I feel great. If it's going to ruin society, it would have done it already. It actually, now we've just leveled up. You know, so now we're, well, no, no, but it is way more accessible. No, no, I understand, but I'm saying we're going, I think it's always been accessible for the last 20 years and the last 20 years.

No, not like now. No, come on, Eric. Come on, Eric. Come on, Eric. It's been just as success. To Eric, it has been. And then now you have, and then now you have OnlyFans. So now anybody can make their own porn.

And then, and then we're going to go into the AI where anybody can literally make their own porn and make it whatever you want. So there will be people. Eric countdown the days. But there will, yeah, Advent, here's an Advent calendar. There will be, there literally will be people who just live in that. you know, hedonistic world with the, with the goggles on

and just getting sucked all the time. Yeah, they're called, they're called losers. Well, no, I understand that. I understand that.

But there, so there will be. Touch grass, touch tits. So I, I just wonder if it'll create some sort of like thing where that will be the world for them

and there will also be the real world. And maybe we won't even have to deal with those people, honestly. Well, yeah, that's the whole idea. Because right now you do have to deal with those people. You do have to deal with people who are just like,

you know, pervy and fucking wanting to look at porn all the time because they've got to go out and get sandwiches. Yeah, they're called mass shooters. But nowadays, nowadays, or when that happens, you may not be. I think mass shooters would have spent, I don't think they watch porn. They're too busy, you know, plot. No, they watch porn because they don't have girls.

That's why they're upset. Yeah. What if you like, what if you like that? The pervert makes like an AI. So you make, so what you do is you have the countdown counter on your AI, underageed AI that you make. Then it's like you wait, but you wait. You make everybody like, she's going to be 18. Oh, God.

Yeah. That's how weird it's going to get. Well, it's, it is weird when, you know, like, you know, you see, like, there's only fans people that, like, they, because you can't do only fans until you're of age, right? So, so there are girls that do, that are like, oh, hey, today's the day I can do it. Yeah. And, oh, yeah, like that one girl. Yeah, like, yeah. Yeah, there's that whatever.

Didn't she do? No, no, no, no. She did that. Oh, right. Right. Right. She did that, but there's another girl that's just like, you know, and then it's like, oh, my God. I saw this, uh, this video.

This, it's a podcast. I don't know who this girl is, but she always has these like only fans girls on. And she, they hand the phone and she goes, how much did you make last week? $60,000, whatever it is. And then she looks at the camera. You all are perverts. You guys. And I'm like, what?

Yeah. Wait. That's that, you know, they can be, the guys who do that can be perverts if you just, but then do not. blink when someone calls you a hell. But it would be like, you know, you like you have a drug dealer on the podcast, you know, and he, he goes, well, yeah, what's how much money I made from selling drugs? And then he looked at the camera and go like, all of you drug users are terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, what? This person has no responsibility in this at all? No. Yeah, no, of course not. But they keep talking, everyone keeps talking about how much he's only fan girls make. Is it still popping like that or is it only about like five of them? And the rest were making like $300. No, no, it's really like, I saw an article about this.

The average only fans is $1,300 a year. This is a small, very small percentage of the girls that are making all this money. And it's like, you know, so it's not even really like, you know, a lot, man. You know what I mean? It's not a lot. So we're only seeing the top 1%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But I mean, there's girls in there making like, you know, whatever. But I'm just saying this is like, but what I mean, what they're bad as far. fuck you're all right you're making some money maybe if you promote it you're bad as fuck some of the ones that i you see you're making the most money i wouldn't consider that's true that's true sometimes i don't even get it it's like let's see let's see the top five just for research purposes who's the because i don't know only friends who's the top five yeah i this stuff's never right though who knows like like like okay so dude all of them are awesome go no so sophie rain i don't know who that is but you know who you guys are saying

no i don't i know who bell at thorny rain was she hold on no no no no sophy rain girls she's all over the internet really all they talk about is all this money that she makes go down oh that's that one yes i did see that yes yes yes yes yes that's why i know you know who that is yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes go but what is this list yeah what is this is this list go back to the other list do that guy avocado be fucking

Iggy azalia i know who that is yeah but this is my whole point look at this list yeah they're already this ain't bad this ain't regular chicks this ain't the girl from from coffee The Rose, Sophie Rain Girl, right? I know, but still, she bad, bad. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I know, but that's just the one.

The rest of them are like Bella Thorne, super famous actress. Iggy Azalea, famous rapper. Is she bad, Sophie Rain? Yeah, she's pretty dope. I can't think of what you, I don't know what she looks like. And then Cardi. Sophie Rain, what does she do? $43 million.

No, that's the one that I was, I'm pretty sure that's the one that I was texting with my buddy about because he was there and he saw her dashboard and he said it's true because I was like come on it can't be true and he's like dude I promise you let me see what she looks like that can't be faked

well no I mean I guess it could but not I mean at that point you just believe it right yeah oh oh hmm hmm hey hey this is strictly for research yeah I mean Well, she just made a million and three dollars because I'm in.

So that's, yeah. 43 million and $3. She's, she's, she's cool. You haven't said her $3. She's cool. What does she do besides being made out of? No, this. Angel skin.

At least I think. Go down, go down. See all like the go go see like, what's a bad? What does she do on her only fans? I think it's the, I don't know. She said she just fuck choppa. Well, that's. Oh, what?

I just fucked NLE CHAPA. Is that, it can't be real. Go to right, go left, all the way left? That can't be real. I'm rock hard. Down, down, down, down, down, down. Look, use your eyes. There you go.

There's a thousand pictures. Oh, oh, these are all fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no way. Who knows what she's done? But what I'm saying is, if you're making that kind of money. Does anyone subscribe to her shit that we know of? Like, what is she sucking dick on there? Because I'd hate to see that.

Well, I think like a billionaire probably hit her up and it was like, hey, you got to come over. From what I understand, it's the, it's the, I mean, there's no way, this is zero percent chance. What? If you had to bet, you had to bet your house that she's fucked some rich guy for money. Of course. You would do it. You would make that bet.

Oh, yeah, I'm better. You know what I mean? But whatever. Anyways. But also, is that she's not making $50 million showing her feet and making fucking eggs in the morning. I don't know. I don't know. She has to be doing the dirty, dirty.

I don't know. I mean, maybe. I don't know. I genuinely don't know. But I will say this. She's the one. I do think that people, people, what, what, well, you have, I mean, this is porn. Spit it out.

This is porn. This is, you know, Europe, you do. It's not porn. Okay, so why? I don't think she's getting fucked on that only fans. I think she's taking tasteful pictures. It's still porn. You're still showing your titties, right?

Yeah, I don't see her getting fucked Right Because I think most of this comes from What did Kev say? What did Kev say? No, he said no, it's not She's not getting fucked Well, it's not like that one girl

Oh, that's not bored She's a, she's an artist What's the one girl that's jumping on Ferraris all the time? What's that chick? She's like five foot You know what I mean? Did she break one? I saw a girl break one

Yeah, that's the girl Okay, it's her car That's the way It'd be cool if like her fat girl broke Yeah, she's like another one that's like but she's but her Twitter was just all pornography but she's fucking her boyfriend in that you know what I mean some big tall dude whatever but I'm just saying that counts that count but I'm just saying it's like look whatever but the point is you know this is the market now people

trying to do this you know what I mean this is like guys trying to like get into the NBA or something and it's like so many of them they don't make it right I mean this is that's only fans but they're all there you know you could see this 14 million or something I saw a stat. She didn't take her off my screen. Take her off my screen. It's like 14 million like whatever girls trying to dust a girl right there.

Yeah, I saw this, right, yeah. Yeah, what's her name? This is an only fan's girl? This is an only fan's girl? Yeah. Okay. Does she shit on the car? She just breaks it.

Who the fuck would pay to watch this? She's tiny. I think this is just the Instagram. Is she a small person? Yeah. no but she does a lot of like that's a STO why would you jump on a fucking STO that's a carbon fiber roof you dumb bitch yeah well it's her car so I think she's making so much money that she doesn't give a fucking it's a marketing thing yeah yeah yeah yeah she's like fuck this I'm gonna break

the window in here Marcus who is that that's who is that jelly beans or something she makes a lot of money on only fence yeah yeah yeah she but she does you think I'll make money if I start jumping on cars dude the giveaway ads start breaking the windows after you after you flip them then you jump on them that'll be that'll be but does my dick have to flap that's funny like in the car in the the the fricking gopro camera it's just britton's dick and it's like flapping and just say rolled another one and it's just my big dick and then it just ends with like your asshole on the screen with like smoke and glass yeah I think you can make some money on They're a good marketing

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There'd be like only fans, only fans for that. Like the real only fans. This is true artistry. I just, I couldn't do it. I'd support you. I'd subscribe. Yeah, it would just be like, it would just be, you know, people would just make it fun. That's what the whole thing would be.

You know, you think about those couples that are like, like I said, a lot of these like porn people now because they control their own thing, you know, they're fucking their They're fucking their significant other You know what I mean? Chris, Chris, you're Hold on, you tell me, fellas, you tell me let's say Kev start or Mark or Casey started fucking their girls on Onlyfans

And in the group chat, I was like, dudes, look what I found. Yeah. And you wouldn't click on the link and watch it. I would absolutely watch it. Just so we can come on here and be like this. Of course I would watch it. What do you mean? Your game is trash.

I'm just making sure. Yeah. No, I would watch it. I'm just making sure we're all in the same boat here. I'd watch any of you guys fuck, bro. Any. We would see how angry. We'd see how angry Casey does it.

You know what I mean? Dude, he's furiously sweating. Casey, just fucking. Don't look at me. Casey has a mask on. Don't look at me to the person he's fucking. I'm hitting my stool. I, if I had an only fans, I think that it could,

it could pop off except for it would not have staying power. because people would be like, he doesn't really do anything. He just fucking kind of stays there and like he basically soaks. He basically is a dead fish. That's it. I don't think that it. I think I have a great first month, you know.

And then it would be like, we can't even really see it. He's just kind of like starfishing on his wife. We just kind of see his back. You're the starfish? He's too lazy. Yeah. That'd be your name, starfish. It looks like she might be.

having fun but we can't really see and he won't turn over he they don't do anything but he's just on top and why is it only once a month we're not we're not getting our money's worth just when people are about to unsubscribe they go oh wait hold on he dropped a dick pick Yeah, no, I'm kidding, but I, uh, you know, I would like to, I would like to, I don't know. You know how they take, you know those Instagrams where it's like a dog and they dress it up in like, you know, in a scene, you know? Yeah. I would do that's what you want to do, the only fans just with your dick though, but it would be like, you know, a scene from the penguin. Yeah, that's what I want to do with Brian's balls.

You know what I mean? Like you would just like. Just as balls. Yeah, we do. Like at the Eiffel Tower. Like at a fucking. LM March. It'd be cool.

You just show your dick and then play a scene the sound from the godfather. Something like that. Yeah. Good idea. Yeah. I like that idea.

I'm going to bring that to my wife and see if she... Is it okay? Yeah, but to answer your original question, I don't know if society is better or worse. Who knows? I just think it's one of those things. What do you think...

Okay, how about this one? What do you think is more detrimental to society? porn or social media? Well, social media. Social media. Not even close, social media. And porn's been around way longer.

Yeah, but yeah. And porn gets exacerbated with social media, though. Everything gets exacerbated with social media. Social media is the conduit. Social media fucks everything. But I know, but social media is so bad. There are now countries banning it before they turn until you're 16.

So what I'm saying is like, you know, you know, it is what it is. Yeah. I just fully. I remember watching porn on my black and white TV. They used to be like a channel. And then it would be like in between the two channels. Yeah, in between the two channels.

And it would be like, you know, you had to get like a. You're jerking off to a green bitch. Yeah. I know. Why she? But sometimes you would get like a good like, there it is. And it would be pretty aggressive. So I'm just saying I think that this has been around for like, I don't know.

In 30 years, porn's been pretty accessible is what I'm trying to say. No, but that's crazy to say that that is accessible as it is now. I'm not saying it as it is now, but I can watch it in two seconds right now. I know, but what I'm saying is like, I'm just saying this still was pretty, you know, you used to have magazines. You'd go down to the store, you'd see Hot Rod's magazine, and then there'd be one covered in a bag and in a paper, and you'd be like, oh, that's the one this guy to titty. Yeah, but it's not the same, bro.

It's not even close to the same. And I'm getting, I'm starting to get pissed off. Good. Get pissed off. And when I get pissed off, I got to look at porn. Different type of accessibility. But anyway, my point is social media is way more detrimental to society. And you can see the effects.

And then here we are. You know, it's like some stuff happens, you know, and then all. Now they're just putting out information and all of it's false. Yeah, I know. And at that point, it's too late. Yeah, but it's compromise. But then people are believing it. And then they're like, oh, they're mentally ill.

It's like, well, no. they fucking, you told him this. Well, like, look, I've, I've heard with the fucking comfortable he is like he's doing a porn shoot. Just, just taking porn out of it. Taking porn out of it, whatever just, but like, you, you know, I heard like, so we also, obviously, the Charlie Kirk thing was huge, but like,

I heard many different things about this incident that were all the opposite of what people were saying. And each person. Well, like I've heard that the shooter was in the trans community and then I heard people say like, no, he wasn't. Right? He is. Okay. No, he is.

I understand, but I've also seen people online being like, this is false. This is bullshit. I'm not saying he's not. I'm just saying there are people who will believe one side and then the other side.

And, and, and, and, and, and, and so. That's the problem. That's the problem. I understand. Like the truth is... That's why he got compromised because he got indoctrined in some weird fucking anti-trans movement

that he thought Charlie was and then his fucking significant others going through the transition of being trans. So he's like, here's this bigot. So he got compromised with all this negativity and then he does this wild shit. No, I understand. But the point you're making, too,

is like, just the shooter, the stuff about the shooter alone that came out right away and then it turns out a lot of it wasn't true. Like he didn't do. donate to Trump. Yeah, but you guys been in the game, both you've been in the game too long. You know, both you've been in the game too long and we're also older.

So I don't believe anything for like two to three days after. Right. Like when stuff first comes out, I'm like, nope, not happening. Even the video, the close up video, the close up one, that's a, you know, that's fake. That one's AI. Well, whatever it is, I don't believe any of it, dude. I just don't because, because you never know, you know. You, you read things like, oh, uh,

The, the, you know, you see people at rallies that are like, white men need to, this happen and they go, white men need to fight back. And it's like, it's a white guy shot a white guy. And what, so it's, it's just confusing on its face. Just when you look at it, you go, well, you're different kind of white though. I understand. I understand that. I get it's nuanced. Looks the same white to me. It does look the same way. It's just very confusing, you know. The shooter was a white guy. He shot a white guy. And whatever they. believe or yeah but he he's a he's a woke left white i know i know i know he's like a pasty white i know the i know the from 100 meters away he looks like a white guy but you know what just it made me think of that's racist this is what made me think of if the jfk type of assassination happened today in the same way with cell phone ct video and all the resources you know what we still wouldn't know anything I realized yeah yeah you know like we just got lucky

oh I disagree we just got lucky that this guy was there and he like you know was with the JFK you know video but I think today we would still be like people would be like everything would be misinformation yeah yeah yeah yeah that's just so strange they say I saw oh Charlie Kirk was compromised

by Israel and they say oh no he wasn't you just see both sides of everything and it's whether who knows what it's true, you know, and you can read both sides and be in that echo chamber and be like, oh, I see how this makes sense. Do you know what I'm saying? That's a problem, bro.

That's a terrible problem. Well, also, wouldn't it be great if you had, wouldn't it be great if you had one new source that didn't partake in any of the gossip and only gave you the facts? Name one outlet that does that. I can't find it. Well, you can't because once they started a 24-hour news cycle and you had to sell ads, then it turned into what it's turned into. When I was a kid, you thought that the news was like almost a fourth branch of government, you know, for checks and balances.

But now I look back, they were bullshit back then, too. Yeah, they were bullshit back then. Yeah, they were bullshit back then. So it's like you don't know what's going on, but I just, I don't know, man. As long as someone's making money off the shit, it's not going to be the truth. Here's the real fucked up part in two weeks. Nobody's going to talk about Charlie Kirk. I don't know.

I don't know. I disagree. I disagree with you on that. you haven't seen the millions of people marching and shit now now it's not going to be sensationalized like it is right now people aren't making money off of it but man he was a big deal he was yeah big big deal and to be honest i haven't seen one clip of him being you know race uh uh hateful i i guess i should say i'm you know i mean they they they whatever you want to say politically like they whoever shot him uh they're gonna they're gonna make a whole bunch uh uh uh i i I think you said this. It's going to make a whole bunch of other Charlie Kirk's. There's going to be more Charlie Kirk's because, you know. I don't know.

That guy was kind of one of a kind, man. The only thing I knew. No, no, no. He was a star. Yeah. You can't replace him now. What I would, the videos I would see of him would be like, he's just sitting across from like, you know, or at some rally.

And he would be, people would come up to the microphone and be like, let me finish. You know, he would just like, he was about the open debate. But the thing that's getting me is like, I have. have seen a lot of videos of his footage of him if they're real or not who knows at this point yeah too that's another yeah yeah no I know but a lot of them like I've seen a couple videos of him being like you know it doesn't matter or you know what your race is what your sexual orientation you should just be happy and all this kind of stuff and I'm like well where's all this stuff they're talking about that's what I'm saying yeah I was like

what where is this listen I'll be I followed Charlie like subscriber listen to all his shows Eric, he was such a good dude. There would be like a, and you know, he's super religious. So there would be like a transfers that come up. You could tell they weren't doing well. And they'd be attacked him. He'd be like, hold on, hold on. You don't look like you're, do you need a hug?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you don't look like you're doing okay. He's like, forget this debate. Are you okay? And they'd be like, well, I'm having a tough time. He goes, I can tell you're having a tough time. Yeah. He's like, we can talk after the show.

Like, he was that guy. Yeah. I mean, that's, so it's like, you know, yeah, listen, you know, like, I'm fine. with people having whatever their opinion is on gay for yeah if you don't like I mean like yeah and like and then by the way when somebody says religious that that doesn't always make me go well that must be a good person more harm has been done to society because of in the name of religion so but we're talking about just as a him as a person or how he was that's you know

who knows you know what I mean that's what's the sucky part about this is like you know is it a is it a a lone nut you know because now this is what i'm trying to say about conspiracies we don't know we don't know nothing right because i've seen the shit i've seen shit online where there's like um army people talking about we do that's not a hard shot we do but i understand but i'm saying so what do what do you mean we do though like what you mean there's a there's a discord with over over 20 people involved with the planning of what of the assassination oh you're talking about the

Charlie Kirk thing okay got you yeah no I thought yeah but I thought I thought that was already debunked he just means discord already came out and was like

no no there was no no he's no shooter but he but he people are aware of it it was planned like there's a lot more people involved that's what they're dealing with

that's what they're unfolding right now that's what the leader of the FBI said whatever the truth is I hope it comes out and I hope that fucking everyone gets the leader of the FBI also said there's nothing to Epstein. Exactly.

That's the thing. You can't believe anything. It's such horses. So you can't. That's our whole point. Yeah. Yeah. The leader,

he didn't go on Fox. He didn't go on MSNBC. He didn't go on CNN. He went on the Joe Rogan podcast to tell the world there's nothing. Mm-hmm. But now we're going to believe him that there's something with this. I don't know. It's just,

it's, all I'm saying brain is I can't believe. When some, like, when you say, what the FBI I go okay yeah I know how can you believe anything that's that's what I mean it sucks dude I just wish there was a way to know what the fuck was going on and that's it

and at the end of the day it really doesn't matter a guy was shot you know so it's like it's horrible yeah it's not you bring him like it's terrible it's like even if 20 people are involved it's like okay there's there's more than 20 fucking terrible people on the left like okay

does it matter at the end of the day it doesn't matter I think it does matter in a way that like I hope it does shake people up in a sense of like we can't have political violence like this I mean this is you know this was what was happening in the 60s it's like it should be okay for people to disagree it should be okay for people to be like across the aisle being like I disagree with you or like you know what I think he gets worse I think it gets worse Eric a lot of that is the media though if you put if you make someone a villain yep then crazy people are going to refer to him as Hitler yeah that's what happens well I saw a

cycles actually believe it's his name uh what's still like the you know the daily daily beast guy uh the jewish dude uh ben shapiro ben chapero so i saw ben chip he was on uh daily wire show and he was like uh daily wire i'm sorry daily wire and he was like saying like you know he was shocked because he was like man i've i've had a private security for 10 years you know he was like i you know and then i saw another thing i don't know if it's true or not but like uh you know Charlie Kirk, a bodyguard in this circle saying like, yo dude, you shouldn't go do this. You know?

And it's just like, you know what I mean? I imagine still having the courage, though, to be like, oh, I'm still going to go out here and do this. You know, like you're getting death threats all the time. But you're like, okay, but I'm going to go to college and all the time. I don't even, honestly, I don't know how it, I got to be honest. I don't know how it doesn't happen more to people. Like, I mean, Trump has what had two.

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this month only on Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never. It's funny you say that. I looked up, I said, I wonder how many times somebody shot at Obama. Zero. That doesn't make any sense.

Zero. And there was one plot that they uncovered in 2017. Well, you assume those things are happening. That's what those guys are for. I know, but. Yeah.

No, but you have this idea that you had this idea in your head of what society tells you who's the good guys and who the bad guys aren't, right? Yeah, yeah. So the first black president in a country that has a lot of racism going on. But the media. But what I'm saying is the media. But the Republican president gets shot at? What I'm saying is the media, look at what the media. Look at how the media portray Barack Obama.

Look how the media portrays Donald Trump. Whether you like them or not, that's, you know what I mean? The social media. The left aren't going to shoot their own and the right. don't shoot. So of course no one's going for Brock. I mean, they both shoot, but yeah, it's, you know. Not true.

No, that's not, not true, dude. Everybody shoots. You can't blame it on a side, dude. I understand the left. An idealist, you know what you say like that. Yeah, dude, I hate that way, way, way left shit just as much as you do. I, I do. It's just, yeah, it's just, uh, I, I, it's so.

I hate the way way. let's call it that you know what I mean it's all fucking shitty dude you know it's like it's so sad it's a bummer all the way around yeah

everyone's doing so social media is the problem bro it's not because of porn it's not because of porn that's my point no social media is what got all these motherfuckers shot at yeah it's crazy

you know and he's using it as a platform but you know and then it's like I hate you know I hate that when you can fan the flames of a conspiracy just by putting

certain things together you know so it's like you know there's always going to be things That big video that's out about him is like, you know, he's big on like, you know, Epstein was a, you know, you know, there's a blackmail plot and he, you know, Charlie, Kirk? Yeah, yeah.

You know, it's like, I just saw the thing about Netanyahu and how he tried to offer him $150 million and, and he said no. And then that came from Candace Owens. So that's, you can't believe anything she's saying. But that's what I'm saying. But then there's like, but there's even a thing that they're just saying that it could, it could be, you know, not even, you know, they have this. leftist, whatever guy, but it could have been an even far right, far righter than him who

was mad at him for what he was doing, you know? So it's like, he's like, you're going away from the party now or whatever. So you never, you know, you know what I mean? Like if you're planning a conspiracy, you know, how do you hide? Right. You know, like, let's say if it's a, let's say if you're a conspiracy theorist and, you know, you're going, okay, so how do you hide a conspiracy, you know you don't it wouldn't be a left right right right oh let's make it a a guy in the trans community that that sounds ridiculous it sounds so it's either a lone nut or there's like something grander going on but if you're on the left planning this you go well who should we who should we pin this on yeah let's pin it on somebody who's dating a trans person right

right it's so stupid I see what you're saying you know what I mean it's you know it's wild his own dad turned him in his own dad turned him in who's the sheriff and then his dad turned down the 1.5 mil for the reward his dad was like nope donated to charlie's family gangster well i mean damn what did you guys think of that when you when you heard that i thought to myself oh my god what that his dad turned down the money yeah no

they turned his kid in the fucking it's the right thing this guy i mean you wouldn't it's so easy you have a kid it is no that's why you're saying that but it is the it is the it is I know, I know, but what I'm saying is like... My son could be Jeffrey Dahmer and I'm hiding bodies for him. Ah, I don't, it's tough. Yeah, I think so. This is one of these...

It's tough. This is one of these theoretical things that it's like, until you're in it, your son shoot somebody, dude, you'd have to turn them in. You don't know what you're going to do? You know what I mean? People talk big on the internet are like, what they're going to do? Oh, it's like that, you know, that train where the people, the lady was getting beat up on the Ukrainian lady and everybody's on the tree, not doing anything?

Did we talk about that? No. But this is my thing, though. This is my thing, though. Everybody thinks they're Captain America when they're talking about it after. But if I was sitting there on that train with my wife and my kid and this is happening, I don't know what I would do. You know what I'm saying?

I promise you. I promise you I would do something here. I promise you I would do something. That's in your DNA, man. You're benching 225. You know what I'm saying? I get that. I would just do some stand-down.

You're a trained fighter. I get what you're saying. There's a courage in you that. I would just start doing crowd work. this guy with a knife you know I'm trying to say though I'm from I just think it's all theoretical until it actually happens

you know yeah of course yes you don't know what you're gonna do yes yes because here's a off the subject example of like something I you know you know if I think that like they have all this stuff about cancer research and shit like that I think the moment if if cancer can be cured

and you're not giving that away you're a piece of shit No, you deserve hell. You know what I'm saying? You're a piece of shit. But what if, let me put this to you. H.E. Double hockey sticks.

Let me put you in it. Okay, let's say like, you know, you have like, you know, you have some kind of mixture and there's a pine salt and whatever and you go get a blood test and they tell you, oh, my God. Yeah. Your blood could cure cancer. Yep. And then a pharmaceutical company comes and goes. No, no, no, pharmaceutical company goes.

I can cure it so. No, they come and they tell you, pharmaceutical company comes and goes. we're going to give you $1 billion to not tell anyone and you'll have 15% profit from what we're going to do what are you going to do then? I understand it's

you know what I mean? Like everybody can say no I'd give it away but you could rationalize me like humanity's fucking awful they'll probably fuck it up anyway yeah I understand I mean who knows what you're going to do

but it's like you know what I thought of this question about the people on the Ukraine it's no way humanity could handle this and you'd say no When I thought about the Ukraine question, I tell you something right now, I knew it with 100% certainty that Brendan would say what he said. What? That he would have done something.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And in my mind, I'd be like, this is the kind of guy you want with you in those situations. Yeah, I mean, look, dude. I want to be in a bar, bar someplace and some shit goes down, and Brendan's here. And I'm like, my boy. Watch my boy. Get him. You know what I mean?

That you want to be like that, you know. But he's going to go over there first and be like, okay. Does anybody have any weapons? No? Okay. Take off his earrings. Nope. Okay.

Take out his nose ring. Let me get my cock ring just in case I get kicked to the nuts. You go for. That's your thing, you know? My shit is like, I'm talking my way out of that shit. Yeah, yeah. That was horrific, that thing. I know.

But all the talk is like everybody online is like, if I was on that, boss. Well, you don't know what you'd do. But, I mean, look, you know, if you're a heavyweight UFC, if you have a, that you better do something otherwise people are going to be like what the fuck yeah you did all that for nothing yeah you worked so hard somebody should just make that video but it's not even about that i i know guys who who who aren't black belts or aren't 240 pounds of the big day and they would still they would they would have done it like i'll tell you right now brian's tiny and he's super fragile brian would have done something

Callen has that type of personality. He would have not stood for that. Yeah. Most society shouldn't. I would be willing to bet, Eric, you would do something. So would you, Chris. Guarantee it. I don't know, man.

It's tough to like, you know. Well, I think it, you know. You guys aren't bitches and you know what's right and wrong. And you see a guy stabbing a young girl. I mean, you have a sense of like, yeah, I mean, that's tough. You know what I mean? God. It's like, God.

It's like, I hate that there are people. That's why I remember. Remember that shit that happened in Florida? They changed the law in Florida because of it. You know, that thing all on the beach. And then people were filming this girl getting raped. And then they changed the law. They were like, no, you can't do that.

You got to do something. Whatever that law is called. It's like you have to act a law. What's this? What's this, Nick? Some girl farted. Yeah, this is a question about what you would do if somebody broke in your house. This is a lady testing her reaction speed.

A little pallet cleanser. Is Nick not with us? Did Nick pass away? Yeah, Nick passed away. Yeah I can't hear anything Oh my You don't need to

Oh man Was a big old fart She'll be shot Nope She didn't fart But she would be shot This guy And killed

This guy The thief would be going like this Watching her Putting all her shit in a bag You know what I mean He's just like What are you doing? That's just wow

That is, that is, uh, that is, uh, dude, they're building in, not in my area. So, so I live in a new build area. And so there's a lot of building going on, you know, but they had like, you know, we had like a break in, you know, because of the gates are open, all this kind of shit, right? But then I found talking to my neighbor yesterday and then he was saying like, yeah, man, they closed one of the gates over here because somebody stole one of the tractors. What? How did that happen? That had to be a broad day later. You have a hell cab in it? It's just, I, I don't know. I was like, you're telling me. Was it Brendan? He wants to tune it up. So somebody stole one of the tractors they're using to clear the air, you know. He's going to have Brendan on this sort of year.

We got a giveaway, a new tractor. Oh, gas, drop fast. Definitely a white guy stealing a tractor. That'd be my first look. Or a young black male. But yeah. Because when you have all these people built, you have all these builders, you have all these people that they're probably not paying enough to build.

And, you know, they're just like, talk. Calling their cousin. You're just calling their cousin. You know they got these trackers just sitting here, homie. Yeah, who did that though? Like, man, man, they slip in there's a tractor. Yeah. How do you?

Also, the police chase with the tractor. The police chase. It's four miles an hour. I just don't, wow, people are shameless. Yeah. But how do you even sell that? Yeah, I know. Are you just keeping it?

Is it just in your garage? You're like, yo, homie, check out. Facebook market. I see all sorts of shit on the white market. Yeah, I don't know. Facebook. Mark, I can't, have you ever sold anything or bought anything on Facebook Marketplace? All the time.

I mean, literally? Once a week. No. Once a week. But you're buying car shit, huh? Yeah. Yeah, but how do you pick it up? I drive up and pick it up.

Oh yeah, because he's got like a flat bed truck. I don't want to do that shit. I thought I was even get robbed the other day. I went to a super seedy part of Austin into some, like, bunker garage for some wheels no good yeah I don't I'll leave my tracking on my phone right right that'll make the guy not kill you my god look at Brandon if you look like that that would be horseshit oh my gosh wow that's I can guarantee the tractor didn't look like that though yeah yeah no it's probably one of these it's one of the builder type of equipment yeah

Yeah, the yellow ones. Yeah. I just go, well, they stole a tractor. You paint that shit red. You get it. I got it. I got so many cameras around my house right now. I don't give a food.

Yeah, dude, I have guards. I have guards outside my house. No, you don't. I do. In the apple orchard behind? We don't have criminals out here in Texas, but I did have six deer on my lawn this morning. Jesus Christ. Where you live?

You don't think there's no, I guess it was a good, good. you know learn how to ride them what's crime i mean crime is you know fuck it sucks teach your kids how to ride them dude the deer they're so fast they're so fast yeah i know i know they're so fast i know they're so fast i saw two i saw three deer on my property a week ago and and and and i was just watching them and they were just like this looking at me and bro then they just go like this and and they're gone they're gone dude yeah they're so fast i mean it's crazy so um yeah yeah Are you going to hunt? Have you ever been hunting?

No, man, I've never been hunting. Everyone keeps asking me to go, especially out here. I guess I kind of got to do it. I like animals, though. Yeah, yeah. Hunt Brian. That's what Rogan. That's too easy.

Rogan says, we're going to go hunting. He's like, well, who we hunting? Then you just hear, ding dong. You know, they open up a cage. We're giving you three minutes. It's time to put Brian out of his misery. Can you imagine of that kind of shit? was real. There's always a movie like that.

I know. Really rich people are on an island. Somewhere in the world that happens. Somewhere in the world that happens. Somewhere in the world that happened. Somewhere in the world that has happened, yes. For sure. No, but you, that's real. For sure. You're talking about the elite. They're like, you know, you think they're really doing that? Well, bro, you saw the thing about, I talked about this on congratulations, but you saw the thing about Sam Altman and fucking Tucker Carlson when they were talking about. Did you see this? No. Like, your friend, the guy who was threatening to expose your company ended up dying and they're ruling it as a suicide and Tucker Carlson's like

it certainly does not seem like a suicide and he's basically like did you do it and Sam out was like you're accusing me a murder and then Tucker Cross is just like and Tucker Carlson is like no I'm not accusing you a murder and you're like yeah you are

dude it's hysterical I'll send it to you guys but it's so good definitely send that I will well check me out I'm going to be, well, they're probably already sold out because I'm going to be with Rife, you know. No, don't, ugh, don't put that up.

I got nothing on there. Take that down. I, uh, but I got some other stuff coming up, but the next two weeks I'm going to be in San Antonio and Austin with, uh, you know. And then I'm, I'm still waiting for this movie to get announced. Oh, it's not an announced yet? No, it's so annoying. It's a big one, Eric.

I couldn't tell us what it is off air. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you told, he told us. Is it home alone four? No, it's, it's, no, it's a gay, it's a gay, it's the first HIV case. What if, what if Eric is like, yeah, I'm the new wet bandit on Home Alone 4? It's called A Patient Zero. Yeah, oh, here it is, here it is.

I'm going to send it to you guys. I'll send it to you guys. I'll send it to you guys. You can watch it on your own time. They say it's, um, yeah. Is that it? Yep. Is it?

I don't know. Later, fellas, good to see you, man. Preach. All right. See you, yeah. I'll be in a bunch of different places. Go to Krista.com. Peace.

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