The Golden Hour - YEESH My Shoes | The Golden Hour #71 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

The guys celebrate Erik's birthday and talk the viral Golden Hour clip of Chris talking about Atlanta, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson's upcoming boxing match, Hannah Barron trending on Twitter/X, street fights, Donald Trump vs Jimmy Kimmel, men drinking with straws, Saudi Arabia's first male robot controversy, the Academy Awards and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN Good Chop - Go to https://goodchop.com/goldenhour120 and use code goldenhour120 to get $120 off across your first 4 boxes!

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Oh, big birthday boy in the house! Yeah! Yeah! Happy birthday! I told you when we walked in, you look 24. Yeah, do I? Damn, Chin, where'd you get the flamethrower?

All right, Elon Musk, take it easy. This is such a man thing right here, right? We're like college roommates, and they're just like, bro, just get the blowtorch. It's going to go away. Get one of your... Now those are... Chin, get one of your chopsticks.

Wow. Skinny ass chopsticks. And your wife brought sidecar donuts For everybody There's five donuts in there There's five donuts Well yeah because he already ate six of them bro I did it but Rachel took out the ones she wanted Yeah exactly

Come on you gotta know how this goes But I told her they would go to waste If we had twelve donuts in here I'll eat half of one you know I tell you what if you blow all over it You got to know how this goes, bro. Those are the best. No, but I told her they would go to waste. I knew it. Like, if we had 12 donuts in here, you're not going to eat 12. No, no, no, no, no. I'll eat half of one, you know? I'll tell you what. If you blow all over it, I'm not eating shit, so.

No, this is going to blow out. All right, all right. That'll die down. That's like an incense. That's not even a candle. Yeah. We live rough around here, bro. That's going to set off the alarm.

Yeah, there you go. I think that's good, yeah. Up and, yeah, there we go. And put it in a bunch of dry leaves. Just put on some of the electrical equipment. Now, Sidecar is about $9 a donut. They're heavy, too. They're those proper cake donuts.

I know. Let's see what we got. Let's talk about this. Why don't you relax, bro? No, you're just like, I'm like in here. And he's like, let's see. Well, God. What are you doing?

Are you kidding me? I know you're gay. You don't grab a donut, tear it apart, and then sprinkle it on like it's confetti for all the other donuts. What do you mean? What are you doing? You eat half of it, bro. It's just fingers, man. It's just my finger.

I just washed my hands and jerked off. Rachel was like, bring back some donuts if they don't eat all of them. I'm like, no, thank you. Oh, man. No, he's going to eat it on the way home. Is this the one Chris had? What'd you do for your B-Day? Today, it's 11 a.m.

That's very good. So you had the whole day? You had so many activities. That's very good. Yeah, cycling. It really is good. You know what's good about those donuts? They make them fresh.

Besides that, of course, they've got to be fresh. Standard. Well, a lot of times they aren't. But here's what's great about those donuts, at least the one I just had. They're not too sweet. Dude, Krispy Kreme is too sweet for me, man. People love Krispy Kreme. Same thing with Cinnabon.

Honestly, I don't even eat Cinnabon. I haven't gone to either myself. I don't like it. It's too much. Yeah, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. No, you guysabon. I haven't gone either myself. It's too much. It's disgusting. No, you guys are bitches. Dude, you get the middle.

You get just the middle. You don't need the sugar. You get just the middle, and you get extra icing. That's disgusting. You don't need extra. Yeah, it's stupid. I can really persuade you very easily. Yeah, it's stupid. Oh, okay.

Be a person. Well, I like them, though. No, they're dumb. You guys over there. Oh, okay. Be a person. Well, I like them, though. No, they're dumb. You guys over there? Dude, it's so easy to... I will after. In between. Nick's been on them since they came.

I see you, Doug. We'll save one for you that Chris won't touch. I cannot believe the amount of attention our silly little clip got. Oh, yeah. It went viral for sure. It's still going. I know. I know.

I keep getting newbies. And what people do is. Which clip? Educate us on the clip. It's just about Chris randomly. I just made a little joke about how. Just making up. We're just randomly having a conversation.

Chris says this thing. And I'm drinking water. I'm not even thinking he's going to say anything like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why. By the way, that's why we're laughing. So funny. It's also funny, bro. I think I was taking a piss and missed it.

It's just all it is is. I love you posting it. You were pissing. Yeah, because I knew it. It's silly. It's the only city where you realize there's a bunch of black people in it. It's silly. It's stupid.

And also, they're wearing everything. And that's funny. And who cares? Oh, man. But there's this one guy that made this really dramatic clip with everything. And that's funny. And who cares? Oh, man. But there's this one guy that made this really dramatic clip with music. That's the best. I commented on it. He's on that music.

And he's just like, what he's recognizing is black excellence. And I'm like, wow. I love black excellence. Are you kidding me? This is what you got from all this? And then there's another clip. But the thing that gets me on this clip is there's a motherfucker on here that's a comic talking about, Guys, where's the punchline?

Legit comment? Let me wrap this up. There's no punchline. Exactly. There's no punchline. It's the silliness of the moment. And you know what it is? It's these fucking clout chasing virtue cigars.

You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Virtue signals. You know what I mean? Right. The guy put in quotes, if you've been to Atlanta, they're wearing everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy goes, it makes perfect sense.

Yeah, dude. It's silly and it's funny and I stand by it and I will never back down, dude. Yeah, it's so crazy. No, it's so stupid. I should find the one. But you know who? Is Carrie Hilson? Is that the R&B singer?

Yeah. She reposted it. Oh, cool. Yeah yeah nah if you it's bro it's it's just what it is it's just what it is but what atlanta is to the blacks is what utah is to the whites but my favorite thing is my favorite thing is this is not racist and then and then some people will be like see this is why fuck white people and it's like all right now it's racist you just made it racist we're having fun that's no no no no no that's not the the problem no no the problem is the actual racists who are now going he's right yeah that's why i don't go to atlanta no no of course that's that that i hate i took that comment down i took that down that's so

annoying when you post something that's what i hate about that shit though that's what they say like about like um like you like once something they just use it for their own agenda it doesn't matter like if i'm like yeah this happens and then they're like oh so i'll never go to atlanta right it's like dude yeah now you're like, this is not why I said that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know it, bro. Come on. No, no, that's what I –

Oh, wow, look at this guy. And everybody that's just saying shit, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know what this is, but if you want to use this for your own thing, go right ahead. But don't make it something that's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's write-up's not too bad. He did say it was funny, though. He goes, I don't know who these guys are yet. Oh, you, yeah, yeah. This guy's write-up's not too bad. He did say it was funny, though.

He goes, I don't know who these guys are yet. Oh, you do now, bro. There's truth in their humor. Yeah, this isn't bad. Not that there's more black people there. They're just wearing everything. Also, I got them twice, bro. That's great.

It almost looks like the same spit take, but it was different. It sounds funny to a few, Also, I got him twice, bro. That's great. It almost looks like the same spit take, but it was different. Sounds funny to a few, but what he's basically describing is what it feels like to be the minority. I'm not. So he's describing that. How many black people there are. That's striking to him. I'm not.

That's not striking. What's the quality of this, though? But it's also, so far, he's not correct. It's not wise. I understand. But what I'm saying is, he took this and turned it into this commentary with music,, he's not correct. It's not wild. I understand. But what I'm saying is he took this and turned it into this commentary with music, and he's flashing the things. This is actually well done.

But he's not being nasty about it. No, no, no. He's cool. He's cool. Yeah, he's cool. It's just not what I meant. What I meant was when you go to Atlanta, you realize there's a bunch of black people, and they're wearing everything.

We're successful in all forms of business. In Atlanta, dude, a guy will wear like a fucking bookshelf. What are you talking about? It's just funny. A guy will just be walking down the street and he'll be wearing a bookshelf. And you'll be like, oh, shit. It kind of works. The client's one there.

There's some John Grisham books. Yeah, you want that vagina monologue? Yo, I got the client. And I got the Rainmaker. If you're into John Grisham. But look, he's like, this is a really fantastic guy. And you know what? It's not negative.

It's fucking awesome. Who cares? It's fucking hilarious. I don't think he's being negative, though. No, he's not. No, no, no. He's not. Yeah, he's cool.

He seems well thought. Yeah, he's cool. That's my guy, Kenny, is the one that pointed it out to me. Like, hell, check this out. Yeah, but black Twitter is on fire with this. i know yeah it went viral everywhere glad i'm not in it racist yeah i'm well not me there you go i was not part of that i like atlanta i don't see color i went there i went people that my people people that say they don't see color are that. Well, they're racist. Go fuck yourself.

I can't stand that. What do you see? People don't really actually say that anymore, though. Come on. Callan does jokingly. That's where I got it. They say it still. That's so stupid.

No real human says that, though. What do you mean? You don't see the differences in people is what you're saying? That'd be like, I don't see height. Yeah. It would be the same I don't see height. Yeah. That's what you would do. It would be the same. That's so stupid.

It's okay to say. So even somebody really little, I would still go like this. Like if someone's down here, I'm going like this. Yo, what's up? And are you white or black? Because I don't see height. And are you white or black? Yeah.

It's okay to say, I don't see color if you walk away like this. Yeah. They got to say, I don't hear color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't hear color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't hear it. Yeah, exactly. I didn't think. The dude is clearly talking in like an African accent.

The guy's like, you could be white. I don't know. Or like, you know. I didn't think Goldeneye would go viral for racism. Or when. That would be the first thing I would think. Yeah. Or when.

We definitely said worse on here. Or when Johnny Cochran said it was... When the guy said it sounded... There was something in the OJ trial where the guy said, yeah, and it sounded like a black guy. And then Johnny Cochran was like, okay, now that's racist. And he basically buried the guy.

And it's like, it depends on really what the guy's voice sounded like. You know what I mean? He's like, no, I'm just... If he was like, hello... You know, it's buried the guy. And it depends on really what the guy's voice sounded like. You know what I mean? He's like, no, I'm just... If he was like, hello. No, it's a white guy. You know what I mean? No, it could have been the guy that does the voice of Cleveland on Family Guy. Right.

Yeah, but what? He's doing an impression after he murdered someone? Maybe. Yeah. I like the way he thinks. Remember in Cable Guy? He was like, they were Asian. I don't remember. Oh, in the guy. He was like they were The trial there was like that like oh he's like and they were they were Asian

Like that's what people you know anyway Anyway, I also also I love the people in the comments are like oh, yeah You this guy's obviously never been to Memphis, never been to – I've been everywhere. There's a touring comedian you're talking about. You name it. We've been there. So you've been everywhere, and Atlanta is the blackest. It's just where they're wearing everything. No, there's other –

Atlanta's dope. There's other places like that too. But, yeah, no, Atlanta is – I love Atlanta. Yeah, I dig Atlanta. Yeah, I just – anyways, the point is – Yeah, of course. It's just, like, hilarious still, like, the amount of clout chasing attention people are trying to get. Yeah, I dig Atlanta. Yeah, I just, anyways, the point is. Yeah, of course. It's just like hilarious, though, like the amount of clout chasing attention people are trying to get.

Yeah, I know. Everybody's in the comments like, they basically should write, can you believe these guys, right? To their followers, they want to be like, right? Yeah. Right? Look at me.

I don't think anybody fucking cares. Everyone's fucking, it's so, for comics, it's always the like the people who are just getting started and like trying to get trying to get attention yeah no matter how they can get it you know speaking of black and white crime check out jake paul versus mike tyson on netflix this would be the most watched fight ever so if you hate jake paul now get ready for that milestone this is gonna be the most watched fight of all time. Listen, this is a win-win for both these guys. There you go.

If Jake Paul should beat Mike Tyson, we will say Mike Tyson's 57. If Mike Tyson beats Jake Paul, we will say it's Mike Tyson. It's a win for both of them. I text Jake when this got announced. I said, do you think you have haters now? Knock out a 57-year-old Mike Tyson. See what happens. Am I wrong here that Mike Tyson. See what happens.

Well, am I wrong here that Mike Tyson is just going to eat him up? You're wrong. Really? Yeah. Why? Because Jake's 26 years old and Tyson's 57 on all the shrooms. It has to be in the first three rounds. That's what I'm saying, though. If Mike Tyson's going to win, he's got to do this in the first three rounds.

He's not lasting eight rounds with the same kind of power, in my opinion. What's your thoughts, Nick? I'm placing a bet right now on the air on Tyson. Wow. Really? He's like plus 350. So they're saying like a 30% chance of him winning. What?

But have you seen him? He's 50. That's what I'm saying. Did you see him against Roy Jones Jr.? True, true, true, true. What are you seen him? He's 50. That's what I'm saying. Did you see him against Roy Jones Jr.? True, true, true, true. What are you talking about? This is like watching Black Widow, and you're like, oh, wow, she could beat up 10 guys. That's like, no, it's...

What? When you're looking at sparring and stuff, it's not the same as like... Went way down and missed it. Oh, damn. Do we know the rule set, though? It's eight rounds, no headgear. Is it a pro fight, too? I don't think so.

Is it exhibition? It didn't say exhibition. It did or didn't? It did not. Who would want that? I know. That's why they did it against Roy Jones. Yeah, but we knew it.

Not a lot of people watched that. That wasn't a big fight. They never decided. so hold on i think that if i think tyson could catch him in the first couple rounds okay i don't know anything about fighting it to me it's just tyson's gonna win no he's the underdog for a reason have you ever done a boxing work just a boxing workout in the gym for yeah yeah yeah yeah that three minutes no i know hardest shit ever i know, no, I know. But Mike Tyson does it, though.

He's 57. That's what he does, yeah. Maybe he does an hour workout and he lifts and stuff, but I'm talking about- Well, I guess I'm not 57, so I don't know. To do an eight-round fight, the stamina, I'm just saying this. I think Tyson can beat him.

I think he can catch him with a couple, but it's got to be in the first few rounds. But if Paul is smart, he'll defensive fight for the first three or four rounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's going to win the fight because – Look at Eric breaking it down for the bitch ass. Except for the – No, no, no.

Yeah, I just think that – I guess – I guess what I think – Little bitch. I guess what I'm saying is – Racist bitch. Atlanta now. Does Jake – If Tyson comes out hardcore in the beginning.

Dude, don't look at it like that, bro. Like, I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't like your fucking face. Because I'm asking questions. I already. You got him. I already am. Brendan.

Listen to me. You got him again. I already am admitting I don't know. I know. So when you look at me like that. You know what bothered me? You only get this man when he gets you. Hey, the thing about me is you said he comes out hardcore.

Yeah, he becomes a hardcore. That triggered me. All right, all right. Fair enough. My point is, if he comes out hardest of core, right? If he comes out hardest of core. Okay? If he comes out hardest of core. Okay. How long has Jake been boxing?

How long has Jake been boxing? Long enough now. Five, six years? Alright. So does Jake have what it takes to defend against him coming out a 56-year-old, a 57-year-old Mike Tyson? Yes. It's not a 57-year-old. It's a 57-year-old Mike Tyson, yes. I mean, it's not a 57-year-old.

It's a 57-year-old Mike Tyson, though. Yeah. All right. Okay. Look, I'm 43, all right? My stamina, I guess, is not what it used to be. But I'm not 57, so I don't know. But it doesn't feel that much different.

Then again, I'm not a professional, and I wasn't a professional fucking athlete, so I wouldn't know it. I'm not even going to look at your face at this point. Nick, you think Mike's going to win? That's why you're placing the bet? It's tough to bet on because shenanigans. I don't know the rule set up. Is Jake and Mike going to agree?

What's the agreement behind closed doors? It's a lot going on there. I wouldn't bet on it. Definitely more heart than my head, but at that earlier number, What's the agreement behind closed doors? It's a lot going on there. I wouldn't bet on it. Definitely more heart than my head, but at that earlier number, if it was plus 300 or whatever, I would have took that. What if it was even money? Then Jake, probably.

Really? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. But I wouldn't place a bet on Jake just because I don't want to see that happen. You don't want to see Jake win? Yeah. That's the problem. I just like Mike Tyson.

Okay, but you know what's weird about this? But this is good for sports overall. This is going to be the most watched fight ever. So the haters are Jake Paul. It's going to be the most watched fight ever. But this is the Trojan horse to get UFC and combat sports into Netflix. Netflix wants live sports. So this is the first canary in the coal mine. It's going to do phenomenal numbers.

Then the UFC can negotiate, go, look. See, look how that ridiculous fight did. Think if you had real fighting, and the UFC comes in, signs a five-year deal. That's how it's going to go. Well, think of it this way. Think of it this way. Let's take, because this is a combat sport,

and we're still kind of like, well, maybe. But let's say it was like Giannis Antetokounmpo, who was like in his 20s. Who the fuck is that? He's the fucking Milwaukee Bucks. They won a championship. Oh, the freak. The Greek freak. I'm joking.

Just say Giannis. What if he was playing one-on-one against Michael Jordan, who was like 58? Oh, well, yeah. But yeah, okay. Sure, yes. No, no, but why though? He's Michael Jordan. who is like 58. Oh, well, yeah. But yeah, okay. Sure, yes. No, no, but why though? He's Michael Jordan. I understood.

Oh, you feel stupid. Oh, Atlanta. Atlanta now, bitch. Except for Jake Paul started boxing five years ago and Giannis Canstopolis is a basketball player. Oh, Rose. Rose. What are you saying about?

In your fucking face. Is that not a good point? This is about Michael Jordan being 58. I don't want your face over here, bro. No, but we're doing it. Yes, you're. We're doing it. You tagged him in.

You guys are the heart foundation now. You can't use Jake. Jake, look. Look. He's. Obviously, he's good at doing what he's he's he's good he's good he can box sure whatever he's fucking he beat anderson silva who i would probably say would beat mike tyson at boxing yes right anderson silva isn't he mma yeah but he can box his ass off but he's not focusing on that he's focusing on he beat julio chavez Jr., who has like over 50 fights.

Anderson beat the shit out of him. All right. All I'm saying is you can't compare Dikembe Mutombo, the fucking Greek guy. That's racist. All right.

Where's the... Get that comic. That's racist. Take any rookie then. Any rookie, any 21-year-old rookie NBA player, and he was... If he was playing one-on-one against 58-year-old Michael Jordan.

You think they'd win? Yes. Okay. That's my point. And why? And how do you think Dikembe Mutombo would do? Right now? Is he dead?

No. He's in those commercials. He goes, uh-uh. For like Allstate or some shit? I don't know. I'm just saying, man. The age and stamina makes a difference. All right.

I guess I don't know because honestly, I still do box jumps like crazy. So who would you beat? I saw your face when you did that. I saw your face when I said I do box jumps. And what I didn't like is you didn't look at me. You just took a sip. You go. And go over near her. You know what

the thing about Brendan is when it comes to like sports stuff that he knows he don't say anything. I know that's the worst part. All the other shit you don't know about. Your mouth is burning. That's why I like to talk about it. He gives you a little bit like. Yeah.

I wish he didn't say anything about more stuff. Yeah, frankly, it's making me... I can only talk sports. But you don't. No, but you don't! That's what I think! No, because I like to hear your guys' terrible opinions. Yeah, well, literally, we'll be like...

Fuck you up! Literally, we'll be like Beanie Babies. We'll be like, well, you know the most expensive one. What's the princess Beanie Babies? He doesn't know. I do. It's the princess. It's the purple princess.

Nick, look it up, Nick. Nick, look it up. Purple princess. In 2004, it was expensive, and now I guess it's not. No, the Princess Diana Beanie Baby. It was. I know. I saw the documentary.

Let's take a little break, guys, because the thrill of excitement of March Mania is here. You might know it as March Madness. Madness. Our friends at DraftKings Sportsbook, one of America's top-rated sportsbook apps, is giving new customers a shot to turn $5 into $150 instantly in bonus bets with any college basketball bet. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app right now. Use the code GOLDEN. New customers can bet $5 to get $150 instantly in bonus bets

only at DraftKings Sportsbook with the code GOLDEN. The crown is yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or in West Virginia, visit www.1800gambler.net. In New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY 467-369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly on behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort in Kansas. 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire 168

hours after issue and see DKNG.com slash bball for eligibility and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. I'll tell you what, you guys like meat in your mouth? You mind if I put my meat on your grill chin? It has to be good meat.

That's why Good Chop offers fully customizable boxes of high quality meat and seafood delivered straight to your door on schedule run to the butcher every day to get a fresh cut of quality meat right that's not going to happen this time of year that's why good chop is such a lifesaver for us oh dude it's the best and i'm on that carnivore diet so it gets you the products the vacuum sealed frozen at peak freshness so you can stock your freezer and cook when you're ready to go choose from over 70 high quality cuts 100 grass-fed ribeyes usda prime filet mignon free range organic chicken breast pork tenderloins thick cut bacon

just to name a few and sometimes you go to the supermarket or wherever you're getting your meat you don't know the quality of the meat and all that stuff. It could be questionable. Not here. Good Chop, they got you locked in on some good meat. Yep. Good Chop sources its meat and seafood exclusively from American farms and fisheries. None of this foreign stuff.

This is real American meat for your mouth. So you can support local family farms, independent ranchers right here in the U.S. of A. Or don't, and you're a communist. It won't cost a fortune either. Good Chop's price per meal starts at just $3.74. That's $3.74 for top quality meat. Good Chop especially prides itself on sourcing meat that comes with no antibiotics, add hormones, ever.

No artificial ingredients, only the good stuff. And they offer 100% money back guarantee. So there you go. You got no excuse. And they offer 100% money back guarantee. So there you go. You got no excuse. Love Good Chopper. Get your money back. Go to goodchop.com slash goldenhour120 and use code goldenhour120 to get $120 off across your first four boxes.

That's code at goldenhour120 at goodchop.com slash goldenhour120 for $120 off. goodchop.com slash goldenhour120. Code goldenhour120. I120 off. Goodchop.com slash goldenhour120. Code goldenhour120. I have something to bring up here. So we've already talked about, Brendan has said on record, he could beat Mike Tyson in a fight. Yes.

So does that mean- In what kind of fight? MMA. Oh, yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Oh, MMA. No doubt, no doubt. I'm boxing. No doubt.

That's a fight, dog. That's a real fight. MMA, I'm talking about you meet him out. I'm 240, though. You go and you step on his foot by accident at Air One. Yeah, he wins. Yeah, I win. That's a fight.

That's MMA, bro. That's MMA. What do you think? They bring out a ring and start boxing? Yeah. Get the gloves on. Air One has a whole section for this. All right.

So then that means. While I'm eating dumplings. So what about. So that means then if it's you and Jake Paul, who wins? In a fight? Yeah. A fight? Yeah. A fight? Fuck him up.

He'd fucking murder. He'd eat him. Why are you chiming in all of a sudden? Well, first of all, Jake, God bless him. I'm trying to set up for the next Netflix. You dumb fuck. But Jake is way smaller than him. And also, he doesn't do MMA.

Dude, you can't. Yeah, he's small. You can't. Why do you guys keep bringing up MMA? You can't learn. Because that's what happens in the street more than boxing. That's what I do, dog. We're talking about the street.

You can't learn MMA in three years. The last fight you've been in, you did an arm bar or something like that. A flying one, yeah. A grapple. A flying arm bar. When people look up any fights on the internet, there's no MMA going on. Yes, there is. That's because they can't MMA.

That's because they can't MMA. But if you can, you're not going to just. Eric, you know what? Tell him. He's just trying to get you on his side. That's all this is. Nah. I'm doing the face now.

You are like this. You know what I saw? It is Eric's birthday, though. Thank you. I saw a fight clip. I don't know. Maybe you guys know what this is. It was MMA.

The guy did a jab and the other guy blocked the jab like this. He hit the jab. He hit him. Yeah. Uppercut. Pow!

Knocked him out. Probably has some training. Blocked him with a punch? It was a real fight though. It was like a... Yeah, the guy... He was coming with a jab like this

and the other guy he hit the jab and then uppercut him and then came around with the other hand. That's the kind of stuff I do. I was like, damn. In conversations. I do that in conversations. Boxing, right?

It was MMA. It wasn't boxing. Oh, I saw a boxing clip like that with Robin Block. It was boxing? I don't think it was boxing. Robin Block, like he just. Oh, was it boxing? Maybe it was boxing.

Oh, what is this? Hold on. This was like a football player that got in a fight with a wrestler and he didn't know. And this is like what happens when someone doesn't know how to fight and one person doesn't know how to wrestle. Yeah, yeah. Except they're not fucking showing it all. But he just took him down and just beat the shit out of him. He's not going to just sit there and play rock and sock him.

He's going to take his ass down. The football player is way bigger. Oh, I see a lot of these, man. My favorite one was this big black dude and this skinny white dude. And the black dude's talking shit because this girl is like, you're a bitch, you're a bitch. And the skinny white dude comes over and one hit knocks this big black guy out on the ground. Then he's running around with things. He's like, one hit, one hit.

Oh, wow. That's hilarious. But the black guy should leave the girl because she was the reason why. You got beat up on her. That is just crazy. Is that being considered beat up? If you would knock somebody out in one punch, did you beat this guy up? Yeah. Technically, I guess.

Is that the right wording? Look at this, dude. You beat them, the up kind of doesn't fit. You effed them up. This happened in the crowd at UFC Mexico City. This Mexican dude just dropping fools. Watch this dude in the back. He's in a black coat.

He's a black guy. Okay. Oh, watch this. Does he work there? Now, he would beat Mike Tyson. There he is right there. Wait, wait, wait. Which one?

Which one? This guy. That guy. Okay, okay, okay. Now watch this. Look. Ready? One.

There's one. Who else wants some? Who else wants some. There's one. Who else wants some? Who else wants some? Two. Who else wants some? And then he picks up his hat. Couldn't look more Mexican. Looks like you.

He could. He had a sombrero. I think he can look way more Mexican if you... But that was... It was like a bowl. That was kind of a... He snuck that punch in there, that second one. The second one? Yeah. No, he should be ready punch in there, that second one. The second one?

Yeah. No, he should be ready. I mean, he's fighting. He should be ready. Boom! He was kind of not fighting at that point. And Dana said just no security came. The fight just pittered out.

It's Mexico. And they held each other up too probably. All right, don't do that again. I saw a funny clip of this guy. It was Russian. And then the two guys are standing next to each other, up too probably all right don't do that again i saw a funny clip of this guy it was russian and then the the two guys are standing next to each other and the guy is gonna he's yelling at this guy and then the one guy tries to throw a punch and his friend just goes like this grabs his come on this guy's making up he's taking clips i'll find it right here i saw one

guy he just looked at him and he no no he grabbed his hand then he just went like this at him and he fucked no no he grabbed his hand then he just went like this like magneto yeah yeah get a metal ring fight uh one of those fight ones oh never mind guys he's legit oh found it fight one nick look it up um i uh yeah i i i'm i'm I guess, wow, that's crazy that the stamina thing affects you that much as you age. That sucks. 57 is tough. That sucks. But you don't know. You're 40.

Yeah, I'm not moving like I was when I was 20. And you feel that 100%. I don't do the same workouts, so I don't know. I'm sure it's there, but. Eesh, that's pretty crazy. We had one in Brendan's wheelhouse. Now here's one in Eric's wheelhouse. What up, Golden Hour?

Right here in front of my little Batman wall. Oh, nice. Speaking of Batman, Zack Snyder, the director of Batman v Superman, was on the Joe Rogan podcast last week. And they were talking about how his Batman kills and how people didn't like that version of his Batman because of the fact that he would kill. But I personally think he would kill because, I mean, his parents were killed in front of him when he was just a kid. Oh, yeah?

It would make a little bit more sense that he has no pity for the criminals he would want to kill a few i'm not saying go out and start kidding everyone but in certain situations where there is no other way you have to kill the bad guy i mean i don't see anything wrong with that what's your guys's take should batman kill or not kill that's all fake it's all fake but talk about it like it's fake don't talk about it like it's real because he's talking about it like it's real and now that in the batman lexicon okay batman yeah he doesn't kill i know i know that and there's a reason and it's because his parents were killed that he doesn't kill yeah this guy's way off guns right he has a high way off he has a high moral compass shut up about that no he doesn't use guns no and and that's so obvious and you

know that and don't even say that i was asking eric though because you don't know this or fighting right i know about batman i know about i know more about i had that joker comic book what is it in the back so did i all right fair enough and can i just make one point about didn't read it yeah the problem with the bat Superman is the storytelling was terrible. Oh, it's terrible, yeah. It was supposed to be that Lex Luthor or whoever the villain was in that movie was supposed to push Batman towards killing. That was supposed to be what he did, and they didn't tell that story good enough.

Insane, yes. That's what was missing in that. I don't know how you know that. Fucking idiots. No, it was. Well, whatever it was, and they didn't tell that story good enough. Insane, yes. That's what was missing in that. I don't know how you know that. Fucking idiots. No, it was. Well, whatever it was, that movie was so bad. I mean... Batman, Superman?

But, but, but, that was the greatest on-screen Batman fight ever. Which one? Oh, in the desert? When he went to go rescue the mom. Yeah. That was fucking fantastic. In the desert?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, I don't remember. The dope desert. No, when he went to... No, no, no, in the dream. He's going to rescue Superman's mom, because if you play the video game, I don't remember. No, no, no. In the dream. He's going to rescue Superman's mom. Because if you play the video game, which is one of the best games ever, too. Which one?

Oh, yeah. I played it. That is such a great game. You don't know, bro. Dude, you don't play that game. I've played it. I've played it. I have it.

This is one of these moments. I own it. Yeah, be quiet. We want you just to sip water. How about this? Be quiet. Wait, he gets to talk? I played the game.

I played the game, too. He's like a little kid on a playground. How come he gets to talk? I played the game. I played the game, too. He's like a little kid on a playground. How come he gets to sit? Well, honey, he's played Batman. All right, so you played it. Yeah, I played it. All right. That's one of the best games ever.

Ever. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Brandon. He's never played it. Now I know he's never played it. No, no, no. You've never played it. You've touched on it, but you haven't played it that much to know it's one of the best games ever. You also haven't played other games.

No, I have Spider-Man 2 on PlayStation 5. Oh, yeah? Oh, never mind. This motherfucker plays like Harry Potter's World or some shit. Different level. This guy's like, oh, he plays Among Us, you know? Whatever that one is. Different level.

No, I never played that one. Last of Us. I don't like this kind of game. Among Us, you know? Whatever that one is. Different level. No, I never played that one. Last of Us. I don't like those kind of games. Among Us. And I didn't play the Harry Potter game because I was like, I don't want to go to school when I play video games. Oh, bro. I don't even.

But that's how most of the video games are. Not most of them, but like a lot of them are. Yeah, that game looks fucking awesome. I have it. I played it a little bit once and I was like, this is so awesome. Dude, this game is so good. Same. Right?

Because it's like an open world game too that you could be working on i don't like that oh that's the best you can go wherever you want oh i like that a lot now you get lost in the world now i like that a lot with you oh see he doesn't like guns he doesn't he look he's like i'll take a cell phone you know yeah um yeah i Yeah, I want to – video games are very interesting to me because I will see this, just anything like this, think, be overcome with like, that is so awesome. I will go get the game – well, go get it. Now you download it but I'll download the game either honestly

I'll never play it or I'll play it once and then that's it and I will still think fuck I gotta I gotta play it again

my my twitch fans you know Eric Griffin Gaming on twitch they'll be like Griff you gotta see this game you gotta get this game

then I'll get it I'll turn it one time and be like, Griff, you gotta see this game. You gotta get this game. Then I'll get it. I'll turn it one time and be like, I'm fucking wasting my money on this bullshit. But you don't like it. I don't like it. But I'm saying,

I do like this. No, no, I like this, but I'm saying there's other games like that. Is it because the fans are younger? But what we're saying is different. They're like, check this out. But what we're saying is different, though,

because what I'm saying is, I'll have a good time playing the game and never play it again. That game looks lit. You don't have, because you don't have... I never played a good time playing the game and never play it again that game looks you don't have because you don't have I never played it it made it never played it that game looks lit never played it the thing to sit and do something for that amount of time yeah it's called add on the streets I don't have add though oh I don't it's just misdiagnosed but okay I had the same thing like I was like I want to try to get into video games and then sit down and play because dude you know how much fun that would seems like hell yeah dude my whole thing is I want to be an idiot I just want to be like

dude so good that would feel so good so dude got this the fucking other level so do it it doesn't it's not I don't it's not me it's not me i i don't i'm not and enveloped in it like it's just it doesn't wait till your son gets into it like me my son played that teenage mutant ninja turtles i forget this but remember the arcade game yeah you have it on playstation 5 the whole family can boston my girl all four turtles just fucking doing work dude 19 levels holler tell your fucking Twitch followers about that. Rachel tries to play like she'll get the controller and it's just hilarious. Yeah.

She just doesn't understand the buttons. I played with Kristen a little bit. It's fun. It's fucking fun to play with like chicks. Yeah. It's fun to play with Kristen. Like if we. Oh, I know.

Why? Because you're busy going like this. What are you doing? I do get mad. this what are you doing put that i do get mad the guy who sent that in i just want to shout out he's got a great mma meme page i know this guy mma and he's been watching us since day one so oh cool shout out cosmic mma well that's cool i love i actually love i actually love specific meme pages. That's why I like the Tyson Fury one so much.

It's just a meme page, and they just make Tyson Fury ones. That's so... Hey, remember that one guy, something the Jew? Remember he was just memes? He even got his own show on Economy Central, and they're like, no, he's stealing all the memes. And then he made the wine, and he's a fucking millionaire. He made the wine? I didn't know that. I thought, because he got canceled, because everyone was like, no, he's stealing all the memes. And then he made the wine, and he's a fucking millionaire. Oh, he made the wine? I didn't know that. I thought, because he got canceled, because everyone was like, no, you're just stealing

people's memes. Yeah, but he sold his company, what is it like? It's called like White Girl Wine or something crazy. White Girl Wine. That's a great name. Yeah, something like that. Not that, but. Not Skinny Girl.

I want to make a page like. Babe. Babe Wine. Farts and peanut butter. It did change how memes like you have have that started like having to give credit. And if you didn't. That's stupid, dude. I think that that's entirely stupid.

Do I get someone's credit if they come up with the original meme? I post memes all the time on stupid Tesla cars. And I always credit whoever I got it from. Yeah, but it's just a stupid meme. But if someone created it. 90% of the time, you don't even know who created it. I know. You're just like, oh, that's funny.

Oh, I'll do my version of it. It's just a fucking stupid meme on the internet. Nobody's making any money off it. Okay, calm down. Fat Jew was. In a rare instance, if you're making a bunch of money, I think he should give credit. But if you're just some... If I just want to post a meme, and I find a funny picture,

and I see, oh, yeah, oh, that's a funny picture from a meme. I want to make my own. Who gives a shit? Me. Well, like, if you posted a meme that I liked, and I posted yours, I wouldn't credit who you got it from, probably.

I'd credit you. Exactly. So you don't even know. Why would you credit me? Who cares? I mean, people... I made memes. People have stolen them,

and I go, oh, that's funny. Oh, who cares? I get memes, people have stolen them, and I go, oh that's funny, oh who cares. I get in one of my cars and I drive away. You are really on one today. Like what is going on? Did you not work out this morning? Did you have breakfast or something? What's going on with you?

I didn't have breakfast but his leg did. There we go. I don't eat breakfast. I ate a piece of the donut. I think it activated me. You're activated? I don't normally eat until after the first show. You know what I'm saying? You're not listening.

Nobody's listening. That's great. No, I thought I'd do the same thing too, but I'm not allowed to talk anymore. Oh, here we go. Here we go. We're learning. We're learning.

Fighting, politics, science, engineering. Pull up a violin. Listen, listen. I can only talk about stuff I know. Engineering, physics, sports, chicks, big dicks. You know about big dicks. Atlanta. I'm feeling your butthole.

God, I'm gone. So Atlanta. I'm feeling your butthole. God, I'm gone. Atlanta. Hold on. I just had my hand on my leg, stood up a little bit, crushed my hand between my leg and the desk. And I'm not the same anymore. So stupid. So fucking stupid. He's so stupid. My God. Everyone here is over 40.

This guy can't help himself. What, me? Doing bits? I think in Chris's will, it's going to be like in the casket, he has to be set up in a weird way. You know what? You gave me a great idea. And the idea is that. Like, you're not going to just be like this.

You're going to be like... Like this? Yeah. Like Dalsim? No, you have to be like that booty picture. Oh, yeah. That's how you're going to be. How about how Lacoste came out

with some heat, though? Okay. Admit it. I don't know how I feel about him. You will. You will. You will. I thought this was funny.

You bought those on the road. No, no, no. I bought them online, bro. That's how much I like them. Oh, really? Yeah. I go, what? My friend sent them to me.

My friend said, yo, Lacoste coming out with some heat. I go, really? He sent me this. I go, I got this. I got two of them. I go, what? My friend sent them to me. My friend said, yo, Lacoste's coming out with some heat. I go, really? He sent me this. I go, I got this. I got two of them. I got this one. And the butter and the black. The butter black.

It's butter and black. Butter black? Yeah. With the green socks? Dude, four out of five. Yes! That's the new way I rate shoes. Four out of 5

yes and what is this yeah yeah you're activated yeah look at that dude 160

160 ain't nothing for that what 160 for some Lacalas but the way they're coming in heat they're gonna really

put some time and thought into it that's 4 out of 5 yes for 160 how many yes oh that's like the king the cat some time and thought into it. That's four out of five yeesh's for one season. How many yeesh's? Oh, that's like half a yeesh.

And they smell like shit. You can't even say it's one yeesh. You got to be like, it's one yeesh. Those aren't bad. Nick's worn the fuck out of those. Yeesh, dude. Yeesh? Dude i how stupid if i could you know what i gotta come up with a fucking page for real a tiktok page where i rate shoes great with yeesh yeah with yeesh do it like that one kid and it's two slides the second one's you giving the yeesh's wait what

is it it's the first slide is the picture of the shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get on this, dude. I got to get on this, dude. Well, who's the kid that does the drip? Yes. Oh, yeah. Wax it. Wax it.

Yeah, he followed me and then unfollowed me. It's fucking bullshit. Oh. I followed him. Probably because of the Atlanta stuff. No, I followed him, and then he followed me, and then I go, oh, cool. And then I looked the other day. But this guy's funny though.

Wait, does he go yeesh? He's crazy when they take me to jail. Let me do a quick flex real quick. He's just like. He's funny. He's incredible. A King's t-shirt. He's got the Among Us.

Apothecary socks. I cannot be messed with today. My goodness. Get in line, ladies. That's awesome. Dude, that's awesome. I'll tell you what about that guy, though. Wait, no.

Actually, apothecary socks are awesome. I like apothecary socks. But, and that guy, I like that kind of shit. But here's the thing. I don't, when somebody does one thing and they keep doing it, I'm like, what else they got, though? They better have something else. They better have something else. You see the shelf life?

I see the shelf life. Yeah, this is you hating because you don't follow. No, no, I'm not hating. Dude, when I used to do the dead people be like on Vine and people were like, oh, my God, that's so funny. Do more dead people be like? I go, I shut it down, bro. I shut it down. And I started doing shut it down and i started doing some other shit i started doing some other shit and then that became popular they go like do that do that i

started doing some other shit dude i shut it down when i get known for something i shut it down and i move on pretty soon i'm gonna be like i'm gonna switch career i'll probably switch career to become an inventor or something and a lot of my stuff will be five out of five yes it's your stuff that you're gonna be guys i'm rating my new invention and this one's killing it five out of five send in your shoes is uh to get have chris oh you know what? All yeesh your shoes. All yeesh your shoes. How about this? All yeesh your shoes. What's a yeesh? One out of five yeesh's is not that good.

But what is a yeesh? Wait. I love how you fucking, like, explaining the system to him. Well, but, you know, one out of five yeeshs is not good. Three out of five? You earn it.

3.5 yeeshs is like the average. What's a single yeesh? You earn a yeesh for like fucking, if it's all right, you know, but if you only have one,

it's not good. So what pair of shoes you have is like five yeeshs? What do you give these yeeshs? Those are fucking, those are some. Do you have these? I would,

no, I don't have those, but I do like them. I'd give them at least four yeeshies. At least. Four and a half yeeshies? Yeah, you can do halves, yeah. Is it linear or exponential, like the Richter scale? Like four is way higher than three. Oh, that's a good question.

Is it? Is this the yeesh board meeting right now? Is it? That's actually a good question, actually. So so you're asking what you're really asking is is one yeesh bad or is it good to at least get one yeesh no one yeesh is bad one if you don't want it's bad it's no i feel like you can go yeah but if someone sends some funky shit they're getting one yeesh yeah yeah yeah true true and if you're coming with some fire it's a five yeesh.

You gotta hit the high note, though, dude. I can't. I lost my voice. Yeesh. Doing what? Yeeshing? Yelling at kids. Guys, I've been giving so many yeeshs, I lost my voice, so I gotta take the week off. What else you got, Nicholas?

No, you would have a gassed yeesher. That's a good idea. Yeah. Episode 100. Oscar's. I just thought the Koopo was here. The Kembe Medan was here. Yeesh.

Idiot. We're idiots, bro. We're such idiots. All right, look. This is the deal. Before we even get into this this is the episode where Nick's been

putting stuff on the screen too early okay which is fine it's not Nick's fault it's okay I like notes he's doing

what he should be doing I don't mind it because we know where we're going I don't mind it either but like if you guys start talking about Korean movies

I like to go to what Nick brings up. That's different than what he's doing right now. What he's doing... This guy is so fucking triggered today. Yeah, Chris is on one today. What he's doing now... How many yeesh is from what Nick is doing? This might be half a yeesh, but, like, he's going...

He's taking something that we're not talking about, bringing it up for maybe we want to talk about it next. Maybe. He's thinking, and it's fine. And that's what he should do. And I like that. Okay. If it's up for a few minutes and we're not doing it...

Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Bring some shoes back. Take it down. Because now I feel pressure. We got to talk about Cillian Murphy winning the fucking Oscar. Because he's got fucking.

So let's talk. So let's talk about it, Nick. Oppenheimer cleaned up. Yeah, all right. Here we go. Nick's corner. Emma Stone, I think, is my favorite actress. I'm going to say it

Did you see Poor Things? No I didn't But I will see it Watch Poor Things People say it's amazing And then people say it's boring But I feel like I like it It's actually a very weird movie

Give me the plot though There's no plot It's not like that I'm out It's like a Frankenstein movie She's a girl She's a monster She's a

What's his name Put She's a woman who died In the water And she's like a girl. She's a what's his name? Put her. She's a woman who died in the water. OK, I like it. OK, I like the guy put the baby brain in the female body and we're just watching her grow sort of. She's my favorite actress.

Yeah. Yeah, she is. But I want to say this right now. She gets. I heard. I heard. Oh, really? They screw over financially.

No. You got to hold it. You got to fucking hold it. She's also one of those people. One of those people that is. She's never done that before. Yeah. She's also one of those people that is, the more you look at her, the more attractive

she is. Because she's so talented. It's a great movie, and I'm glad she won. Did you see Oppenheimer? No, I don't want to see Oppenheimer. I saw it after. It's won so many awards, I got to check it out. I like when things are based off real life.

I watched it. Damn good movie. Yeah, I liked it a lot. I'm not interested. I liked it a lot, but I will say this. My friend, Chris Marco, you guys know him. He went to the bathroom in the know him, he went to the bathroom in the middle of, he went to

see it in the theater. He went to the bathroom when the bomb went off and he was like trying to judge a good time because he's like, I got to go pee, but I don't want to do it when it goes off. And he came, this was before I saw it, and he came back and he said, dude,

I'm so mad because I had to was before I saw it, and he came back and he said, dude, I'm so mad because I had to pee and I was like, this is a good time to go and I'll still see the bomb go off. And I went and I came back and the bomb went off. Wait, wait, wait.

So I'm like, how did you not know the bomb was going to go off? This is a huge lead-up. Hold on. I haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know if there's a huge reason and he says

now when I say this you're going to have a reaction I don't want you to have it I want you to wait he said because there was no lead up so I say how is there no lead up

in the movie about a bomb exploding and he says I judged it and I swear I thought I did a good job I came back it's not cool So I say, how is there no lead up in the movie about a bomb exploding? And he says, I judged it and I swear I thought I did a good job. I came back. It's not cool. I don't understand. That was the reason I saw the movie. Because I want to know if there's a fucking lead up or not.

And I'm watching this fucking movie when I watch it. And the whole time I'm watching it like, okay, so they're leading up to the bomb thing. Okay, so yeah, so. Okay, it's up to the bomb thing okay so yeah so okay it's been an hour oh so okay it's coming oh now it's really coming and I think well I definitely wouldn't go pee now that's right and then the bomb goes off they do everything but say here goes the bomb it's and I I know it's an hour I don't understand his thought process. Because when they get to New Mexico, when they build the city of New Mexico, that's when it's going down.

It's unbelievable that he went pee when he did. It's un-fucking-believable. Also, Oppenheimer fucked, huh? Now, this is- Oh, like he fucked? Like actual fucked? Man, he fucked. Like a lot of chicks.

You got to assume that, yeah. What did they show it? Never saw it. This movie review show would be the best movie review show. Why? You going to see movies. Not to see the movies. Oh, for another reason. Yeah, yeah show it. Never saw it. This movie review show would be the best movie review show. Why? You going to see movies. Not to see the movie. Oh, for another reason.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. Dude. And I like the movie. I was like, okay, it's good too. But that is why I wanted to watch it because I wanted to be mad at him.

You know? But I was like, this motherfucker. How could? It's like, it's crazy. If you see the movie, now you kind of want to watch if you see the movie there is no i knew when to be question when the bomb is going on i can't believe robert downey jr won i can't believe he hasn't won yet me neither but i can't believe he won for this they were kind of just like all right you've done your time yeah but he was a lot of

people he was all right in it he was great he. He's better in Tropic Thunder. Yeah. Now, Anatomy of a Fall was amazing. And that won Best Original Screenplay. What else did that win? Anything? She should have won Best Actor. How many of these movies have you watched? Because I didn't watch a lot of movies. Not many.

I saw Poor Things. It's the only one I saw. I saw... Barbie didn't win shit, huh? I saw Anatomy of a Fall. I'm glad. I saw Anatomy of a Fall. I'm glad. I saw Anatomy of a Fall and Oppenheimer. That's it.

That's all I saw. Oh, I want to see Godzilla Minus One, though. You seen that? Oh, but I heard it's really good. I know, yeah. Is that on Netflix? The shoes they wore is terrible. No.

The shoes they wore to the Oscars. Did you see them? They're so bad. Pull up the shoes they wore to Godzilla. No, no, no, because they had them made for the Oscars, and they're Godzilla. No, you'll see. It's so stupid.

Brennan would get them in a heartbeat. They wore them at the Oscars? Yes. To the Oscars. Godzilla Oscar shoes. Just do that. I haven't seen a lot of these. Yeah, there it is.

No, no no yeah you gotta go to the shoes don't go to the one on the yeah any of those yeah zoom in the fucking claw oh those are lit you like the ones with the heels no

alright alright how many yeezes? For originality? Dude, hold on a second. You're not going to be rating. This is the first episode of Yeesh My Shoes. Dude, you're not going to get the first. You're not the first.

You're not going to judge it. I am, dude. It's my show. It's the first Yeesh My Shoes. These are not great shoes but for originality and for the uh you know because it's for this function yeah yeah right you're not gonna win again yeah the audacity three yes but that's if it was just on the street one yeesh yes uh like yeah you if you just if you're just at CVS and you look down and you see it,

you'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? They're buying Monistat 7. Ah, one yeesh. Good for them, though. Yeah. Yeah. I got to see that, though. Yeah, I want to see it, too.

They come with the arrows. The new Godzilla's coming, though, too. What? There's a new Godzilla drops end of the month I know it's crazy how many Godzilla movies my son obsessed oh really?

obsessed 8 years old nah the 4 year old really? he's not scared of it? no can't get enough of Godzilla he might be Asian

does your son or either of your sons do they get scared at night? no well this kid Chris' kid is seeing dead people in the corner. Well, my son's. Your house is haunted. But my son's imagination is crazy, dude.

He's like a little Tim Burton. But he's scared of everything? No, no, it's not that. Well, you're scared of his shadow, right? It's not that he's scared of everything. He's just like. His imagination makes it scary. Dude, you see him. On a picture, he's not that. You're scared of his shadow, right? It's not that he's scared of everything. He's just like. His imagination makes it scary. Dude, you see him.

On a picture, he's just. Yeah. You have to watch him then. You have to give him live action dolls and just watch him and see if he's going like, you know, if he's like. You know what I mean? If he's like. Yeah.

Or he's setting up scenarios. You know what I mean? Then you'll know. Or if he's ripping their heads off, he might. No, I don't think it's that kind of stuff. No, it's not that. It's not that, but I'm saying if his imagination is like, this is what happened. No, he would be like, oh, I'd be like, why is he moving slower than the other action figure?

And he'd be like, he's depressed. Right. It's like that kind of shit. Like, what? Well, Iron Man's depressed. He'd be like, why is he depressed? He didn't get any cookies today. His little brother got cookies, but he didn't get cookies.

What else you got, Nicholas? John Cena had to go through his Illuminati humiliation ritual. Jacked. This is hilarious. Jacked up. This is hilarious. That was kind of funny. Yeah, it was funny.

No, no, no. I'm saying it's hilarious that people think it's a humiliation ritual. It was a funny bit. I didn't see the bit. I a humiliation ritual. It was a funny bit. I didn't see the bit. I didn't see it. It was the funniest bit on there. You saw it? Yeah, man.

I don't miss the Oscars. You're kidding me. Never. Never missed it in like 20 years. Wow. That's weird. I like to see what's going on. They're so corny.

Not when Michael Keaton was hosting. When was he hosting? 12 years ago. That's not a good argument for you. Did you see that Trump had something to say? It was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm surprised Jimmy read it live.

I guess his wife was telling him not to. He's like, fuck it. Went out there and read it live. He said, isn't it past your prison time? Yeah. You know. It's all right. Yeah, it's all right.

I mean, you know. Jimmy's a little too woke for me, man. I used to like him. Yeah. It's weird, too,, it was all right. I mean, you know. Jimmy's a little too woke for me, man. He's too woke. I used to like him. Yeah. It's weird, too, because, like, he's done blackface and done the. He's also Adam Crowell's best friend. No, but he also did the fucking man show. Car Malone, too.

The show was about shaking titties. He did blackface Car Malone. Yeah. I just said he did blackface. But you didn't say Car Malone because you don't know basketball, right? I know he did Car Malone, but what's it matter who he did? It's important there's context. if you did somebody else right like who malcolm x that would be worse yes so okay so you're saying his black face wasn't that bad

you're racist but i like atlanta remember i like at Atlanta. I don't know, guys. I think that donut really – Okay, okay, before we even start. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nick's doing his thing. What do you guys – I'm not a fan of this style of – Fu Manchu?

That thing where you shave the – I just – Well, no, unless you're Hulk Hogan, you can't do it. But I will say with this guy, he's pulling this off. His face is shaped well for this. But I just – Yeah, yeah. If you're going to do it, that's a guy't do it. But I will say with this guy, he's pulling this off. His face is shaped well for this. But I just, for myself, I wouldn't. If you're going to do it, that's a guy to do it. Yeah, that's the guy to do it, for sure.

But this is not something that I ever would. I did this one time. Did you? For like two days, just to see it, you know, for two days. And I was dating a girl from Seattle. God, this was years ago. And she was like, that's awesome.

And I was like, what? I was like, surely you're joking or you just like it for fun. And she was like, no, that's so great, keep it. And I said, and I said no. But I couldn't believe it.

Could you imagine me with that shit? Yeah. I'm not a fan of this stuff. And I said no. But I couldn't believe it. Could you imagine me with that shit? Yeah. I'm not a fan of this stuff. But that's a guy to do it. Yeah, I would agree. It's a look. All right.

Good input, Brendan. Don't waste these, guys. Chris, Brendan, Eric, what's happening, guys? Coming to you from our lunch break here at work. I'm asking you guys a debate club question about using straws as a man. I have a very strong opinion on using straws. I think you can only use a straw with the water at a restaurant. Anytime else, it's a little fruity. Agree.

Curious about your guys' opinion on straws. I just watched my boss, who I'm supposed to take orders from, use a straw in his Coke at 6 in the morning. So I respect him a little less, but I want to hear you guys' opinion on it. There's something very feminine about using a straw. I don't use them, right? Because I'm no punk. You would for this.

You would for this. You wouldn't take the top off if they handed it to you. Here, I'd take the top off. Iced coffee. Yeah, because I know a punk bitch. Seriously? Yeah, I know a punk bitch. I like how he said it.

Well, I- There's something soft about a straw. I agree to a point. In a soda can? Yes. Oh, yeah. No, never. In a soda can?

That's crazy. It's designed for- Because first of all, that makes you have to go like this. Yeah, yeah. No, it's- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. That's nothing game. This, if you're going to bring it in a car, makes you go like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Nothing game.

This, if you're going to bring it in a car, obviously you need a straw. Anything like this kind of a drink that they give you with a top on it, that's fine. But if you have an open drink and put a straw in it, like on a table, that's – I don't do that. Also, what I don't like is when you get the drink, like if you go to Starbucks and you get one of our veggie iced coffee. Oh, I know. And you put the top on with no straw,

and you're supposed to sip it out of the sippy cup hole. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't do that either. No. You talk about the sippy cup hole as the way to go. No, I don't do that. Also a gay thing. I hate that stuff.

But what I hate the most is when they're out of these tops, and they put a dome top on it and give you a straw like this and it's just a liquid, not a shake. Dude, hey, I'm coming back. Dude. Me too, dude. I'm a solo shooter. No, no, no. I come in too.

Alright, you're getting arrested though. I'm getting away. He doesn't do duets. I don't do duets. I'm a lone wolf gunslinger. Evening crime? Dude, I have a friend who does the bit with me every time. Not you. You don't do thisets. I don't do duets. I'm a lone wolf gunslinger. Evening crime? Dude, I have a friend who does the bit with me every time. Not you. You don't do this. But I have a friend.

Brian Callum. I do the bit. No, it's not Brian Callum. Brian will do his own shit. You do bits with other people? I will do bits no matter who I'm with. You will sit there and you will either enjoy them. I'll be a part of it.

Or be a part of it. And you want to be a part of it? That's cool. Figure out where to do it we'll both hang out we'll fucking bounce off each other but when I do it and you're somebody

who doesn't do it don't do it with me okay now I'm doing it and this guy always does the fucking bit with me and I stop the bit and I sit down

and I say man what are you doing why are you doing that does he keep going no and he says well i don't know it's like fun it's like fun you're doing the bit and like i just want to like do it with you and i'm like you're not adding to it though so why do you do that and he says i don't know it's this guy i guess maybe it's funny i don't know i guess i've always done that we talk about this all the time

and i say we got to stop doing that. It makes me not want to do the bits. And he's learned a little bit, but still, he does it. My God, how exhausting is it to be Chris's friend, right? It should be. There's like a rule book he gives you. It's like, ah, go to section five. Yeah, but if you're going to jump on the court, you better be able to play, huh? Hey, what does section five say?

Open it up. And it's like, all right, sorry. When doing bits, either bounce off of you or sit back. When I'm in the middle of bits, you either have to, you A, you add to bit.

Oh, shit. See, I see the problem. He's just like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man. The Chris Friend manual. I love that. I would love to write one. What you looking at, Nick?

Oh, is this real? This is a real robot that they had? Or is this a joke? I don't know. I just saw this. There's no... What is it? The comments on this, on Instagram, were awesome.

Uh-huh. Let me see. But... So you have to go to Instagram. I haven't seen this. Which one's the robot in the middle? For audio listeners, Saudi Arabia's first male robot is going viral after allegedly touching a female reporter inappropriately i don't know why i read it they can't see it

but that's okay yeah oh that's hilarious i mean it's what he was justing. She's in the way. That could have been a guy, girl. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. You know, he was just dancing. I mean, if afterwards he was like, that ass, wow, then that would be different. Or if he was like this.

Oh, my God. Imagine. But real slow, though. Yeah. The robot goes, and then it just slowly goes like this. And everyone's waiting. They're just like, he's not. No, no, he's not. Oh, no. And it just slowly goes like this. And everyone's waiting. They're just like, he's not. No, no, he's not.

Oh. And then people just go like this. People just go, they're learning. And then he just goes like this. And then. And then. He's got a cape on. I am leaking.

So. Hey, this is nothing, right? Hey, right? I am leaking. Hey, this is nothing, right? Hey, right? This is nothing. It's nothing, yeah, but it's funny you make fun of it. This is of nothing. Go up. Is this the one on Instagram that I saw? I don't know.

I have no idea. Somebody, one of them said, hold on. Let me actually pull it up because I saw it. Was the reporter mad? Look, this comment, dude. He said, if y'all didn't want me to shoot my shot, then you shouldn't have named me AI. And I'm just like, bro,

what's the use of being a fucking joke-telling comedian if you can just, some guy's going to make a joke like that and you're like, shut it down. You're like, all right. This is why I don't like, this is why if you're a comic with jokes, it's not, where are we past that to me?

Because you could go online and just see that. Yeah. Yep. Add to that. Section six. god damn it add to it no I agree I think

you know what is coming out now is that like the crowd work stuff it's getting old it's completely died down on TikTok. Yeah. How do you know? I was talking to my guy,

you know, he was saying like, he was, he was wondering what's going on. And then the TikTok people themselves were like, yeah, it's not performing. It's not performing anymore the way it did.

So, you know, so what's that mean? Bits do bits or, or is it just whatever the new thing is going to be? You know what I mean? I think standup is going to come back. The nonstop crowd work.

Everyone posting crowd work all the time. Those days are over. Yeah. It's not going to, it's not going viral anymore. It's not, you know what I mean? It's just, it is what it is. I guess, yeah. You know?

I hate seeing crowd work, dude. No, me too. Especially when it's like, that's what they're going for. They're like, all right, let's get some clips. No, it's one thing if like, it's good to- Organic is fine, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When it's organic. Well what they're going for they're like all right let's get some clips no it's one thing if like it's good organic it's fine yeah yeah well you're and you're good at it if you're good at it or just something happens and then it's like you boom right but they're looking for yeah what's your name yeah where you guys from for a living yeah yeah that kind of sometimes it just happens it has to just happen that's what it originally was agree yes that

right yeah then it just turned into a thing where it originally was. Agree, yeah. Right, yeah. And it just turned into a thing where it's like, well, this is what we do. Because people follow the trends. They're like, all right, let's see who crowd works. Well, I mean, it's like I think that something's a trend because whoever made it trendy did it really great. And then everybody else sees that and they go, whoa. Because, one, they don't respect what that really is. That's why everybody thinks they can do it.

Super talent, yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I think they can do. They're like, oh, You know what I mean? That's the only thing they can do. They're like, oh, well, he put on crowd work, so I guess I can too. Yeah, also, the reason why he's good is because he makes it look easy. Correct.

And so people think like, oh, I'm funny. Yeah, I can be Matt Wright. Garbage comedians. Yeah. You know? A lot of people blame, like, in a negative way, Matt Wright for this. First of all, it's because he's good at it

it's a positive thing second of all it wasn't just him there were other guys doing it Schultz he did it for a hot second Schultz he did it before Rifey

yeah he just doesn't look like Rife you know what I mean no yeah he was he was posting Schultz he way before even in his special

that he put out he posted a whole special of just crowd work yeah that's what I'm saying this is not new. Years before my life. Russell Peters was doing this. He did that.

You know what I mean? This is not something. I used to tell the Laugh Factory channel they would want to post my stuff and say, only if it's crowd work, because it wasn't material. Right. And then I got millions of hits, too. I mean, it's just something that people do. Jeff Ross, he posted shit.

That's what I'm saying, man. Years, years. This is not some new thing, you know? No. So. Is that it, Nick? We got one more thing. Our friend Hannah Barron went viral on a tweet someone else posted.

It was from at Samira Khan. And she actually went private now. It went crazy viral at 70 million views. So she said the accent needs to be illegal in women. Wow. This accent needs to be a southern accent. This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labor like this there's nothing feminine about american i don't

understand what is this what american women are literally men okay it had a video with her and hannah barron she's a noodler outdoors girl and she's got a very thick like southern accent catches catfish okay and she she's a she's a pretty girl yeah she's hot and uh it went crazy viral she was saying it's not feminine she's essentially a man and people just ratio the shit out of that hot take the girl saying it's not feminine looks like a warlock is that correct or because usually hot girls don't say this stuff okay hold on a second so hannah baron yes is being hannah baron and somebody says this is this is like what a guy does yes okay and hannah baron i don't want to

take credit for it came on king the sting how long ago like five years ago uh yeah four or five okay not a warlock but clearly a robot and uh she put uh what's wrong with her eyes? So this woman said... Hannah is a man. Yeah, she has those kind of... Why is it... What's the video? It was just some random Hannah Barron video, but it was really...

She was working on a house, and she had an accent. She went private now, so I can't show it. Who went private? Samir. Got it. Because she was getting so much hate.

She put a poll under it. She was like, who's the most attractive women? American, Levantine, which is what she is, and Eastern European. And 73% said American, 22% said Eastern European, and only 5%. Okay, well, yeah. I mean, she set herself up for this, yeah. And then Hannah responded.

This actually helped Hannah, though. She's super blown up. Of course it did. Well, now I know who she is. You don't watch the Geniuses thing? No. I've seen every episode. I'm so proud of all the women in the outdoors now who are making that more cool or popular.

Good morning, y'all. I don't have a Twitter. I did at one point, but my account got removed for whatever reason. And I just hadn't got around to making another account. But apparently I'm trending on Twitter right now. Yee-haw! I love her. She's the best. One girl said that

my accent should be illegal. Women shouldn't do manual labor. What else did she say? American women are basically men. And she just said that I was not feminine. And I would tell y'all this girl's name, but I can't remember it because I don't have a clue who she is. So that should tell you how relevant this person is. But I just think it's hilarious because I grew up as the weird kid in high school who hunted and fished too much.

Because back then it wasn't cool for women to hunt or fish or the whole country lifestyle and i'm so proud of all the women in the outdoors now who are making that more cool or popular so proud of us i think we're doing great but i've been helping dad build houses since i was 15 when i was a senior in high school i mean yeah she's a sweetheart yeah she's the best uh but it's just crazy viral she's getting a ton of attention we even have a song about her hit it Nick all right no she's I mean I wrote it myself this isn't even about her she's catching stray bullets the problem is this other like these foreign women and have this idea like like look at her like first of all you think this fake shit we that you think we we all

think this is attractive what does think We all think This is attractive What does she think Like she has eyelashes That if she blinks too much We'll think the air conditioning is on You know what I mean But what Like if she goes like this Chris

We're like Oh shit Somebody turned the air on No it's like It's like too much makeup Too much And she's like This is what she thinks is feminine

Also Hannah Baird's Bodied up too though That's Hannah Like she's like, this is what she thinks is feminine? Also, Hannah Barrett's bodied up, too, though. That's Hannah. She's super bodied up. What was this woman's point, though? That she wants Hannah to get in the kitchen and do woman shit. Oh, yeah. Figure it out! Yeah, that's what it's about.

But it's so weird because Hannah, she's feminine. That's the thing I don't get. It makes sense if Hannah wasn't attractive. This is like she's one of these people that thinks like, you know, I shouldn't have to work. Samira Khan. Yeah. A man should take care of me. Well, you know, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.

She's right. No, you can be the way Hannah is and it's great. I think both of these things are fine. Totally. Yeah, me do. No, you can be the way Hannah is, and it's great. I think both of these things are fun. Totally. Yeah, me too. You know what I mean? But why put that out there? Why do you give a fuck?

Well, here's the hit it. Okay. She thinks. I wrote this. You wrote it? I did. And a little hop, a little browse. Boy, I'm about to risk it all.

I'm stuttering on the FaceTime call. I swear I'm trying to play it off. But I think I just fell in love. With Hannah Barron, yeah. Hannah Barron, no. Slapper. Five years. It's not five

That's five bro Five Four Four years bro You got For a podcast song Yeah it's five years I got over a million streams

On Spotify You see the fucking disc Out there dude You need to put this out now? That's five years. You guys got it right. This should be out. You guys should be pumping this out right now.

Because it's like, you know what I mean? Eric, Eric, chill the fuck out. I agree, but just like, you know. Are you kidding me after how you've been today? Hey, you need to read my manual. I like this song. Someone need to send me this. Yeah, I hear Shane's part.

Yeah, yeah, come on. Oh, see. Well, that's five years old. And baby, keep me on the line. Bowl of noodles, I can noodle with you anytime. I can't stop looking at her, cause she's the prettiest thing I've ever seen, man. I can't stop looking at her, cause that girl is a girl of my dreams, man. So why did you make this song?

We did a whole album, King of Sting album. I know that. Went platinum. Went platinum. That's not a questioning answer. Five years. The question he was asking is, why did you make a song about her? Right.

This is about her. Oh. Fuck me, man. Oh, why did we make it? No, because there's all the characters on King of Sting. There's one about me. There's Chen. There's Nick. Thea. The whole crew. How many times the characters on King of Sting. There's one about me. There's Chin. There's Nick, Theo, like the whole crew.

How many times was she on King of Sting? Once. All right. So then that's, you know what I'm saying? No, three times. Oh, three times. She's a big deal. Two Zooms and one time live in Nashville with Jelly Roll.

With Jelly Roll. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Someone send me that so I can post it. Okay. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. All right, kids. That's it. Love love you we're out go see me chrisley.com i have tickets on sale i'm going i'll give you every atlanta i'll be there tomorrow atlanta punchline come check me out ludo tv is tv the way it should be free with over 300 channels thousands of movies and tv shows costing zeros of dollars so if you want to watch shows like ghost the walking dead csi Trek, or The Price is Right, well, The Price is Right, it's free.

Hit movies like Braveheart, Sonic the Hedgehog, Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy, or Mean Girls won't cost you a thing because everything is free. All you have to do is download the app, which, by the way, is also free. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. Sometime in the early 80s, REO Speedwagon's airplane made an unannounced middle-of-the-night landing. This is my friend Kyle McLaughlin, the star of Twin Peaks, and he's telling me about how

he discovered a real-life Twin Peaks in rural North Carolina, not far from where he filmed Blue Velvet. What was on the plane was copious amounts of drugs coming in from South America. Supposedly, Pablo Escobar went looking for other spots, quiet, out-of-the-way places to bring in his cocaine. My name is Joshua Davis, and I'm an investigative reporter. Kyle and I talk all the time about the strange things we come across, but nothing was quite as strange as what we found in Varnumtown, North Carolina. There's crooked cops, brother against brother. Everyone's got a story to tell, but does the truth even exist? Welcome to Varnumtown.

Varnumtown is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Thank you.