The Golden Hour - You're out of your Element! | The Golden Hour #144 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

The guys roast Kevin for his weird shoes and talk about their kids starting school, the new Jurassic World movie, Brad Pitt in the new Formula 1 movie, sex robots, how they react when their kids behave badly, Chris' experience in Miami, Sam Tripoli going off on Amy Schumer and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's stronger, better, bigger power Because it is the Golden Hour It's the Cold Nowher I'm not I'm so tired right now why what happened I just I don't know man from what doing nothing this guy like I'd do nothing I was on nine well you know I'm saying like Brian was tired yes I go really from what well he travels a lot 60 he does a lot of show I was in Miami doing shows and

now I I'm with the kids and I'm I'm I wake up and I'm here you know what I mean I'll got a lot of shit to do but dude i had a i had a doctor's will have had a doctor's appointment this try crack you know so we had to get there like you know 9 8 30 a m you know and then i like i almost this was a crazy i had to do an update of my car you know so i'm sitting in the parking lot and i go you know what let me just update it while we go into this doctor's appointment it almost wait too almost had to drive me here you you've already done this before i know but it was like i thought i usually takes like we were going we had an hour you should have known the shit just barely finished so you know hey what are those uh kevin what are those on your feet yeah i've seen them

do it and i saw them on a guy's feet and i go those are unreal and i took a picture because i wanted to get them and then kevin has them and now it's not too late now i'm fully let me see for the camera kev hold those are so awesome yeah yeah those are so awesome i'm so i'll tell you if they're cool he's gonna show him okay you got to realize he's taking them off but I'm so I'm so pissed these are so the on feet on feet they're better obviously but like these are just what are those oh those those are the gc walkers Jesus Christ walkers no no no Valencia are these are they are they new in the back no they're not new yeah because I looked them up and I thought that they were God you can't wear those out like doing

stuff well yeah it's kind of a weird wear because like it's like if you have actually have if you actually find yourself having to do anything you go oh oh shit i wore these but you know if you're just chilling here i'm not i'm not i'm not yeah i'm not even trying to hate i saw three kids on love on the spectrum with those all i'm saying is this if you're wearing those and you go to any public restroom you're going to know about the splash zone well yeah but that's but that's but that's not splash zone but that but that has any any issue like that, you'll see that. You'll get that. Any, any, no, I know, but just, I don't think men realize when you're at a urinal. No, it's terrible. How much pee gets on your feet? I 100% realize. And I think about it all the time I go to the urinal. Yeah. I had, I had sandals on one time. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, I tried to, you know how a six-year-old, like, peas? And they almost put their dick on the. Yeah. I was like, I was like, oh, I get it now. How are we, I literally think like, how are we not, how are we all still alive? This is happening. This is just. This is just. Disgusting.

Yeah, and then now, then you look at your shoes. It's just P. And you're like, oh, this is just a disgusting mess over here. This is a petri dish of, uh, it's disgusting, bro. I, I, I, it's disgusting. Hey, Chris. Hey, Chris, does, uh, Calvin start school this week? He sure does.

School, school or like, oh, oh, he's in pre-k or kindergarten? Kindergarten. How is it? Both of the boys had their first day today. Well, it's like their, like, admission where we go. meet all the teachers they see their you know their desk and shit but school starts tomorrow are they going to a similar school like you they were at like a private school type thing hell no no they're going to public school five minutes from the house they can walk there with their

homies i'd be good yeah it's great man that's great yeah i they had they had a cop they had a cop on staff there a kid cop just looked at him you know hopefully he's about that life you don't don't don't run if shit pops off don't don't don't run this is what i was thinking about about imagine if your dad could like beat everybody's ass like legit you know what I mean it's like Brendan's your dad is like your dad is he man you know what I mean like there's got to be a little bit of your walking to school like you know all right you know what I mean okay you know oh your dad's gonna come okay your dad's gonna you know? Hold on a second. Hey dad, their dad's coming. You're talking about for bullying

you're saying? Yeah, just all of that. Yeah. I mean, I wonder if they give like a, except for the fact that. A sort of confidence that you're walking in school life. Yeah, but you're not taking into account that his kids, Brendan's kids are also tough. That's what I'm saying though. It has, they don't need Brendan. No, no, dude, but this is my whole point. It's like you never know, man. That's the, no, obviously. That's the family business. Well, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like, like, you know, they might get into a. thing and then the other parents and stuff will come loud in me they'll be like you know the other dad's gonna come what this kid and then he walks in with his fucking cauliflower ears and they're gonna be

like yeah yeah let's talk what do let's talk about you know right right right right right let's figure this out let's figure it out just what I'm saying is like so that's why I you feel confident of like send him to public school it's cool yeah yeah especially out here it's a little it's a little different than L like L.A we had no choice like our public school no The public school there is great. The error in was atrocious. I would figure that the... Yeah, it's all opposite here.

I figured the bullying in Texas would be at a whole other level. No, you want to be in... No, you want to be in... No, because... No, because... I don't know. The teacher right away goes... There's no they's here.

Sports is the equalizer, though. All right. Yeah. Yeah, but I tell T.M. Bossie, I'm like, sports, the equalizer. Do they want to play anything else? That's where you flex. Do they want to play football or basketball or anything else? Oh, yeah.

No, football. I'm the coach for the football. team it starts we've been having practices no no but but wait oh you know i forget how young they really are yeah in my mind when i see pictures of like tiger right i think they're like in high school you know what i mean but i realize they're four yeah yeah i'm like he's gonna make the team it's like you know man i can't wait to man this is like uh oh it's the bet i can't wait for you right there you know you know he's already like it's awesome people already be like i think this guy can do it you know that's just going to be a thing

It's awesome, dude. I'll tell you a thing they don't... I don't want to play sports anymore, Dad. I want to dance. Oh, yeah. What would you say? Get out there, dude. Eat.

Just change your last name and move out. Change your last name and move out. I don't care. Your dad, I'm putting down the bat. Until you see him. And I want to dance. Yeah, move out until you see him eating, dude. Yeah.

That's true. If he just has talent. Ooh, I got to find this. No, what they don't tell. what they don't tell you about baseball though because Tiger's at the level where he's getting the cool bats now these bats, Eric, let me prepare you, bud.

These bats are between $400 and $600. Oh, that's actually crazy. And they need one every season. They break them. But now, Bosti, he made the eight-year-old team, he's five, he made the eight-you team. Now Bosti needs a big boy bat. So I went to Dick Sporting's goods

and had to get two bats and your boy dropped about $900 fucking dollars. That's what they don't tell you. Oh, of course. That is wild, bro. I got to get this link. What a racket. What a racket.

Oh, and Chris, you know how, you know how like shoes, how you and I are like, if a new shoe comes out and they're like super exclusive. Yeah. Oh. They do that with bats. Right. Wow. So you're on. Like, they'll be like.

Like, there's the summer drop. And it's only available for this week. And it's $600. And there's $600. And there's, like, 800 of them. Easton and Rollin or like, are there new company? Like, this is why I'm talking about the company's, when I was a kid.

But it's like, no, there's like, Easton's still popping. There are, yeah, okay. Like go to whoever's using computer,

go to like, uh, hype fire. Marucci. Like all those like the, the, Rawlings. Marucci's good.

I wonder. Eastern's crushing it with the kids. And they're crazy colors. They're like pink and this. I see this right now. Yeah. Fucking yellow. Now is there like a,

is there like a sports track? What I mean by that is like, so you see your kid. He's a phenomenal athlete. Wow. Is there, there a moment in your head where you're just like okay and people outside forces are like you know i've seen kids like this they they go pro or they this and now you're on this

track where it's like okay so now it becomes about training and we have to hire this guy we got to buy this equipment it's like are you already in that are you that is it your mind or yeah what he mean he's talking about it right now he's he's got something of 400 oh no but this is like there's like camp no this is common this is common practice chris no i hear you eric then there's some dads i've seen do that i think that's a mistake i think he's still got to let them be kids until they get to high school because then they'll get they'll get burnt out but i'll tell you what bosti and t had a rude awakening yesterday because we're playing football we're at football practice and this black kid showed up and his dad playing the NFL

his brother plays division one college football and his other brother's the number one recruit in texas wow this dude came up he's tiger's size yeah yeah yeah yeah but he's black Tiger learned a few things Wow, that's cool When black He came home Why are we black? Oh, Tiger's trying to play defense on him

And like press him I'm like buddy buddy You gotta back up You're white and slow You have got the back up He's cooking you buddy He's got a little run across the border in him though You know what I'm saying

Oh no he has that ninja warrior Yeah, Mexican in him He's get across the currents Yeah Yeah yeah He got a little bit of that in him, you know what I mean? Black dudes have that fast twitch muscle shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, but for no reason.

Like, you saw how Kevin threw that fucking sandal over? Quick as shit. Boston plays defense like this. Ging go, ginkgo, gingon, gingle, gung, gong, gong, da da da da da da. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I have a buddy of mine that his kid's a quarterback and his kid is like pretty good.

But it was like a thing where you get in this mode of like, he's going to all these camps and then it's like it's all about transferring schools all the time you know you just get into that we're like well he could be to start a quarterback

at this other high school so we got to move no no no no no that sounds crazy to me but I think I guess that starts happening I go to my kids I go hey start start dancing be a dancer

this is whatever this is terrible is this like you know was this made in stop hitting it Taiwan Eric it depends how old they are too

like dads do that nine it's fucking crazy yeah I know you see it though you know you can see you get at that little league they call it little league dads you know you know it's because it happens there but baseball's different because you know you you could get a baseball is the only thing that's similar to like that European sports where this is all they do for their whole life you know what I mean like baseball they you know they got like the minor leagues the minor minor leagues and they got all this you know what I mean then you're like you're just playing baseball for 20 years yeah Before you even...

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Did you see Jurassic World Rebirth? No, I want to watch it. Wait, wait, wait. Before you go, we're going to talk about it.

I had two choices. It would see Formula One or Jurassic Park. And the times were off and I saw Formula One. And I'm so glad I did. I loved Formula One. Yeah, smart. That was a great movie. It was a solid movie, man.

I would also Brad Pitt's highest grossing movie ever yeah what yeah isn't that crazy to think it's his highest grossing movie ever but you know what Brad Pitt makes certain choices man he never like he he had an article he had they he don't miss he was talking about these Marvel movies are ruining young actors superhero movies or yeah he says superhero movies are run yeah he's right he's never going to make that choice but this is like like Tom Cruise could have been in this movie but wait what I don't it would have been the same kind of thing but what I don't what I want to know It's top gun, but cars. Yeah.

But how do they say it's a top grossing movie because wasn't it on Apple TV? Wasn't it an Apple? No, no, no. It was an Apple produced movie, but it was in a video. Oh, you're stupid. You got it. So I'm done. So it's like Superman Fantastic for Jurassic Park and Formula One of the highest grossing movies of the year so far.

So, yeah, I mean, Formula One seems like it would be better than Jurassic World. Yeah. Well, here's my thing. How many, like I had a clip about this. How many fucking islands? Well, they go back to the same one. You want to ask me if I saw that? It's the same island.

Did you see it? It's 20 years, man. There's always some secret island that they had the dangerous dinosaurs last night. I heard the movie's atrocious, Chris. I heard it's awful. It's been 20 years. They've come to the city. Because it's the dinosaurs took it over.

Okay. It's, it's, it's, the, the vegetation is gone crazy. And there are mutated mutant dinosaurs. dinosaurs, okay? You ever heard of a fucking... Oh yeah, I know you know what a T-Rex is. Hey, meet the D-Rex.

Oh, my God. The D-Rex is... No, the D-Rex is... Because my dick Wrex. No. It looks... Clipp it! No, no.

Do not clip that. You don't want that. No, no, no. I want to clip my D-Rex. D-Rex is... Derex is... Derex is... Derex is...

Derex is... Derex is... First of all, Jurassic World Rebirth is a bad, it's bad, okay? It's bad. Oh, is it? I know, I know. But yeah, no, but. Is it fast and furious bad?

No, it's not that bad. Oh, okay. No, good. It's just like, well, what's watchable? I mean, like, is Fast and Furious watchable or no? On a plane, it's great. So, you know, it's like, if the situation. I'm surprised.

Have you guys seen that new Ice Cube movie that's like the lowest rating movie of all time? I want to watch it just for this reason. I have a figure is right up your guys alley. I have a hot take on this Ice Cube movie. I didn't see it yet. But I know it's got 0% everybody's. I think that we need to forgive this movie a little bit. And here's why.

Because it's obviously a movie they made in COVID. It's obviously that. And they just got really, because it's a shared screen movie about World World World. It's bad. It's going to be bad. It's meant to be bad. It's just a COVID movie that they tried to make because they were going to be like,

oh, this was COVID. So we made this movie for you. All right, here's what I say We Forgive the movie. It's War of the Worlds. Yeah, but War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise was good. No, no, no, no. But my point is it's still a sort of an actiony sci-fi.

Yeah. If you put Ice Cube in like, say, you know, like they're going to remake a few good men. Yeah. Then I'm like, what are we doing? Yeah, okay. Sure. You know what I mean?

He's not a Thesby in that way. You know what I mean? So, but you... I think they were reading the script on the computer. While they were filming. Why wouldn't they be? Because he's just like, it was you the whole time?

And like, why wouldn't you be, like, you'd be reading it? You saw it? No, I saw the, I saw the part.

I saw there's a funny meme. He was like, when, when someone asks Ice Cube, what letter comes after T? And he goes, it was you. It's you.

I don't know, man. You know, you know, yeah, I mean, dude, obviously that movie's going to be bad. What I don't,

I don't, what I don't like about rotten tomatoes is, it's never good on rating things because the people who either really like it or really hate it are the ones that are going to just nobody's going in there giving a discerned maybe

critics are but like dude if I say this movie sucks let me go on Rotten Tomato see it oh this movie sucks I'm rating it nobody's like that's pretty good let's go to Rotten Tomato and give it a fair score nobody's doing that so if you're either going to get zero to 10% or it's going to be that stupid Marvel movie that everyone

the Asian one the 10 rings because all the Asians are like finally and it's got 99% and you watch the movie you're like this is dog shit yeah because you know it's like it needed help no doubt stick a little break kids

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Jurassic World, first of all. All right, yeah, hello, hey, it's 2000. No, it's not. It's 2025. This is now Jurassic World. By the way, you mean it's not 1990. Jurassic Galaxy. Well, 1994.

It came out in 1994. Okay, we're not talking about when the book came out. But yes, 1994 was when it came out originally. No, it is not. It is. Look up when the first Jurassic Park came. came out. Go ahead.

Go ahead. 193. So fuck you. Okay. So I was more right. So I was more right. Yeah. If the price is right, I would win.

Both were both wrong. Yeah. Yeah. No. It was in the theaters in 1994. But Chris is closer. It was for sure in the theaters in 1994. It was for sure.

And oh, and the novel came out in 1990. Oh, I was right, dude. Boom. Hey, all I said was, Chris is right. All I said was Jurassic Park came out in 1990. you know what I am I'm really right I'm the K-rex and that stands for

knowledge dude I know about these wrecks but does your but does your D rex no no no no don't clip that take that out as a matter of fact I delete it from the episode but I think that okay Jurassic Park obviously the first one it was really great I loved the first one I saw it at the Hollywood Bowl this week

with a symphony oh really it was incredible I saw that movie nine times in the theaters as mushrooms I went to see that movie nine times because every time that dinosaur came on the screen I was like yeah it was pretty incredible they did a whole new thing when they did that yeah you go that was the first time you saw something did you know realistic did yeah true they were going to remember they were going to do it a certain way and then this guy was like this there's a documentary on it yeah yeah but he was like I can do it

better and they were like no and then he was like he did it anyway and showed him hey you want me to shit all over your guys love for Jurassic Park. You know Velasso Raptors in real life are the size of chickens. I know. I don't. The guy who did that. They're not scary in any facet. Well, no, they'll rip your part, but what? The guy who did that, the U.S. animation

that cracked it open is Harlem Williams brother. Oh, I know that. I know that. We talk about that here. Oh, that's right. Hold on. Now, I don't, that, that was great. Jurassic Park, Jurassic World Rebirth is bad. But you're still talking about that?

but Jurassic World Rebirth Why are Everything from the title on is bad Rebirth It means nothing It's kind of like you have this great universe And this is the thought process It really is good

You have this wonderful universe What's going on and they go Well we can't just leave it Yeah And I get that Let's keep let's make another one But it's like my thing is this There can't be another island

Where they had the dangerous dinosaurs that they couldn't bring to the amusement park. Yeah. It's almost 40 years. This guy keeps talking about how there's other islands. It's the same island. It's not the same island. It's the same guy.

There's one fucking island, Eric. No, there is. No, there's more than one. But on this one, they go back to the original island. Hey, when they start Jurassic World rebirth before the movie plays, it should say, how bored are you? Question mark. Yeah, it should say. All right, can I give a hot take now?

Did you see F1 yet? It should say nothing else to do, huh? this is my hot take for both you guys my question it's a big franchise this is my question for both of you guys Brendan you guys watch movies everybody in the house Chris watch movies now when you saw Jurassic Park the first time and then we heard and then we've had CGI now for 30 years and every time there's CGI we've been told that this is a team of people working on animation and it takes months and maybe a year to do this yeah now that we know a 10 year old

could go make a real dinosaur come across the screen and you know now that that the AI can make it like this I think that we're now going to appreciate acting more now well because we couldn't agree more couldn't agree more it's not even they want it authentic yep yep another take another take it's going to be also it's going to be it's going to be a you know the people are going to say this was made with no AI like that's going to be a thing a label on movies now so you go oh okay cool let's go watch this and there will be a market for that but i i i i disagree i think what what's going to happen is the biggest movies are going to become ai movies they're going

to not have actors in it or they're going to take the likeness of somebody the person's not going to work on it it's going to be Hugh Jackman in a hundred five five years Hugh Jackman's going to be in a movie because he's dead and they're just using his likeness right and I think that they're going to create not only that they're going to go beyond that and create fake movie stars that don't exist and people are going to idolize them and become fans of them. And you can disagree with me

and let me just throw a wrench into your system here because if you're even slightly disagreeing with me I have a counterpoint. Japanese people. Okay. That's it?

Yep. Chin laughed. no no i i i think that two things can be true at the same time i think that will happen because it's already happening with music there's a spotify group that's not real that uh you know that it's it's in top of the charts it's not real it's not real people okay but what i am saying is that the art the art of movie making i think that when people go to the movies now because people are already like sure no no no no yeah i agree i agree no i'm saying is now that the CGI is like effortless.

I think we're going to start to like hone in on the performance. I agree with you. I agree with you. Yeah. But I still, but I think the moneymaker and the, and the, the,

the business will be taken over by fakeness and AI. I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think.

Here's what I'm saying now. A fake Japanese. I think the future of movies is the $200 million dollar budget is gone. Well, yeah. No, I understand because it, because it makes, too much money yeah no no i'm saying the budget like i know well it's 10 it's going to be 10 bucks yeah iPhones are going to be 14 cents we're going to have a basic universal income you guys are

out of your element dude what are you talking about there's going to be no jobs bro the only job is going to be magician because everyone knows that oh how does that human do that that's such an illusion nobody gives a fuck if a i can do an illusion because it all is an illusion but if a human could do it they'd be like let's go pay see this magician that's crazy we're know it's fake but he's still tricking us that's going to be the only job doctors plumbers it's all gone it's all gone yeah the only thing that's going to matter are magicians and people on twitch because it's a personality driven uh service nobody nobody is going to matter there's going to be a universal basic income icon iPhones are going to be 14 cents nobody's going to be making them

and you're just going to be sitting chilling we're going to be with our VR helmets on just getting sucked off by who's a beautiful dead movie star Helen Mirren well she's alive get her what she's young bro Merlin Monroe

Merlin Monroe Go go go back dude you want to talk about when she's making the goop candles no bro when she's in Shakespeare in love

yeah Dude, you know what? I'll be right with you, dude. You know what? I won't be with you. I quit my job. I don't even think it's going to be that. I'm getting sucked off by Gwyneth Poutro in Shakespeare in Love, dude.

And Ben Affleck is watching. He was in the movie. You ever see those cheers? I don't give a fuck. Chris, do you ever see those cheers? Where you sit like this, you sit like this and your monitors like this. it's going to be that kind of thing you just get in it's like I don't know if I agree bro

and I think it's going to be like a yeah no no because all the apparatus has to be right there you sit in it naked I think you're out of your element what I think you're out of your element you know what I mean well there you now now we're talking but I think that I just how about this dude I think we're already maybe in it where I don't know if the real world exists anymore we might be in a simulation oh god the worst the worst take ever The worst take, now, okay, that's fine.

And I understand, and yes, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'm open to whatever. But check, check this out, dude. That's fucking, that's, that's us, dude. Nick, look up sex robots. I want to see how, how they're progressing. Let me, yeah, okay, let me try to explain this. That's you and Eric. I tried to explain this to Denny the other day.

That's not, by the way, that's me and my wife in love right there. You, you, you married a, yeah, because you could, in the future, you could just be black whenever you want. You just kind of get a thing. It's kind of like a filter, a life filter. But let me tell you something, though, okay, look at time, right? Look at time as a, here we go, everybody. As a, as an infinite, right? Time keeps going, okay, yeah.

Yeah, you believe in this bullshit, but you don't believe in ghost. Okay, keep going. No, no, no, I'm not saying I believe in this. I'm not saying I believe in this. I'm not saying I don't believe in ghosts. Yeah, you are. No, I'm saying, possess me. What's up?

You don't believe in ghosts. Possess me then. Yeah. Oh, you're not? Okay, I don't believe in it. Yeah. Possess me and we'll talk. Or just move this.

Move that. You don't know ghosts can do that though. But I'm saying, what I'm saying is time keeps going. All right. So if you take the, the, the, the, the, um. You're out of your element, dude. Human looking. No, hymns.

If you take a time, a point where you would say, okay, uh, this. This, it's this time. If you just say it's this time, all right? Chances are, let me think about this. Hold on. Have we lost all listeners by now or no? Just insert an ad right here, please. And they come back from the ad and Chris goes,

and that's why time doesn't exist. Yes. Chris is explaining the movie inception. You're explaining the movie exception. So exception. So it would be that, but it couldn't be because of this. Leonardo DiCaprio in exception.

We thought we knew it the whole time, but there was something we weren't thinking about. If we only thought about that one goddamn thing. Wait, but hold on. You know what? I don't want to fucking talk about. What are you saying about time? dude thank god

you come back from the thank god please you know what I don't want to talk about this there we go it's like dude okay turn towards the mic I don't know what you're doing right now it's like this dude

um okay take all of take the industrial revolution right like take when they made oh god you're so out of the element take when they made internet

take when they created cars right okay pick one there's much okay pick cars you said seven Pick cars, okay. Time, okay, we've had more time, right, without cars than we have with cars. Yes.

I mean, just way more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. As time progresses, the time where we don't have cars gets less and less and less and less. Until eventually that time we don't have cars is 0.0001.1. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. Same with AI.

Okay. Okay. The time we have AI, even shorter than a card time we have the cards, okay? Now think about as time keeps going and going and going and going. Uh-huh. On a scale, if you were to pick a time to be period, you would probably pick a time where we would be in a simulation in AI because it had to have existed more than it hasn't because time keeps going. So there is a better chance that we are in that time, percentage-wise, than we are in the time without.

AI because of how if all of time if all of time is this table bro you know this is the time and you

you you understand what's in Chris's coffee do you understand yes so so and I'm not saying that that's how it is no you're not I'm not no you're right dude spot on

well you're saying you're look I'm saying like The chances are almost nil that we are not in a simulation if you think about it in that way. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, guys. We're getting close.

I just, it, it, it's. No, there's just something about the face. USB powered vaginal heating wand. That's nice. Now, and it sounds sexy. He comes with a non-staining blanket. What? No.

Does that what it says? Oh. That's hilarious. Yeah. Non-staining blanket. Yeah. Yeah. You're saving this great technology for the six robots.

Look at what she comes in. Look at the shipping case value. Oh, wow. That shipping case alone is $800 value. Yeah. That's what you put your wife while you're fucking the sex robot. You need me to it. Let me see the, let me see the options.

A really funny joke. Damn it. You're like, babe, get in here. Send her back. Yeah, you say, she's like, where am I going? You get a rebate if they return a wife. Yeah, yeah.

You're with your wife and you're like, oh, shit, look it. That's cool. We got the thing. It's so hot, right? Wow, look at that. What should you put in that box? I'll be back.

That'd be the commercial. And send your wife back. Nick, does it say how much it Ways? Better not be more in 105. Whoa, look at those options. Go down,

look at the advanced skeletal with shrugged shoulders. Up, up, no, right there. Right there, come on.

That one right there. Look at that. The fixed one looks like, I mean, that, I mean, what's like with shrugged shoulders? Advanced skeleton.

Oh, advanced sexual positions. You want her to be like, you want to have sex? Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a guy talking about like the...

Go up, I want to see the legs. What is this like that you could pick different body types? You're not going to put a good booty on that? Nick, go down and look at this white girl. Go up, go up, the booty, Nick. The ass, Nick. You're saying up and down. Yeah.

Down is up. That's terrible. Like, that's terrible. Yeah, that ass is terrible. I was sitting that back. It's terrible. Hey, y'all are crazy. Can you put an ass on it?

Y'all are crazy, bro. This is the whitest you've ever been. Chris is like, can I get a flutter ass? Is there an option for a flatter? Who in the room thinks that's a nice ass? No, no, no. I think the picture, honestly, is not doing it justice because that is not the top of her ass.

Agreed. The top of her ass is actually here. Agreed. Nick, good eye. See, oh, so it's... Nick, good eye, Nick. This is just a terrible thong. She's leaning over to the phone.

It's like, oopsie, it's falling off. Y'all... Hey, you're hit. See? I want to throw this. It's good. through it. I like the ginket, gink, go up. Go up.

That's what it should have been. Go up. Now look at her, bro. Can you create a fatter one? Look, look, look. She looks. Hey, hey, hey, hey, dude. Hey, Eric, hey, she looks fine.

Hey, you know what? If you're with a girl like that, you're not looking at her face anyway. So it's like the fact that it looks weird like that. Like, yeah, no, that's, there's, there's, that's, that's, uh, you know what's great about this? because the AI is going to be in there. So this is how you want your AI to look. So you could just be like, hey, I'm looking at new cars. Can you like tell me the best cost efficient, most fuel efficient way?

And then, you know, while you're, which body type would you go for? Because this is this will. So zoom me, go to the eight. You see the eight different ones? 167 big ass. Yeah, I know you would. I know you would. I know you would.

And I would. The question should have been, which. And I know you're... I know which one I would pick, but not... Chris's is his super model. Chris is super model. I know which one I'd pick. I don't all these.

Which one? Can I guess if you want. 166 supermodel. I think he was the 169. Chris is 166 super model. I'm saying 169 for Chris. Okay. Let me see what 169 is.

Okay. And then go down. No, the one I would pick is 158. Let's see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Pussy is a little juicy.

What with the European slope? Do you know what the European slope? Do you know what the European? With the European slope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a little thick. 160 plump looks weird. 160 plump looks like out of shape.

Yeah, you pick that shit, you fucking asshole. You would pick it. Look at you picked the 167. You guys are all over that 167. Look at that. She didn't even look like a real human. I am. It says big ass.

Oh, wow, it does. That's why I picked it for God's sakes. You know, it just for shit. That's weird. Yeah, I would not pick that. Should we just order? one of these for the studio just to, for, you know.

Test it out. Sweetie, it's research. Purely for hospitality. It's for Golden Hour. Welcome to Golden Hour if you want to fuck it. And I get to go first. So it's all good. I won't get what Nick has.

hilarious. Like, that's how you would get it. That's how people are going to get diseases now. Letting your friends fuck your dog. Sweetie, we have to get tested. Nick has herpes. Wow, that needs to be unpacked. That whole story needs to be like...

No, but you can't, you can't... Can they walk? Like, this is what I don't like about this. Not yet, but they will, bro. But this is my point, though. It's like, if you have to do all that setup, so this is what you have to do, actually. But Chris, Chris, Chris, this is what you have to do. You got to get your doll, you got to take it out.

You got to get a dressed and whatever, clean it up. Then I have to set it up on the wall. Sounds like you take care of a sick person. You know, I have to put the leg up on the wall. And then I have to walk out of the room and come back in and go, Oh, what's that girl? Would you just wait for me like this? Like, I can't do that all that.

No. It just takes away from it. Yeah, it does. But why don't they make a zombie movie where the thing is they just fuck everyone and not kill? That would be crazy, right? If they made, where's the zombie movie?

This isn't real, right? No, that's not real. That's not real. Okay, because that girl looks. That's all. Because that's how you want it to look. The whole thing is AI, though. yeah yeah this is how you want it to look also that look they are hurts yeah um no but but but why don't they make a zombie movie where the fucking zombies they just go dick it's like they go whole

sexual assault it's like but they don't yeah hole and they run and they just fuck you and like the dudes are like oh my god now dude we come on we don't want to get fucked we need milk but we don't want to get fucked we need to go get supplies but dude walk backwards No, because then you're going to be like, Oh, no, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. How about that? I want to see that movie with Pedro Pascal. That'd be fucking awesome, bro.

Oh, yeah. I want to be in it. They're going to put you in that movie. Okay, what's up? That's why we're going to CGI you in it. This is the bounce bag. Dude. The Crystalia bounce bag.

That'll be your Pulp Fiction. Dude, and you know what? And you know what? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the like when when a human does wrong with the society yeah you put a clamp in that opens his mouth and you send them out oh god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and you know you're and your assholes also yeah open just it fucking get running a train on it fucking this zombie is a terrible movie I mean, it's bad also getting eaten.

Let's make the AI make that movie. That's what I'm saying, dude. Put fucking, get Hugh Jackson's likeness. You know what I mean? I'll open up my, uh... What would you call it? You know? I don't know.

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Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. But it's just so he knows when she's not walking. in because he's he's not tracking her he's not tracking her to see where she is. Dude, dude, dude. When you give your

chick a ring like that, she's already there. Right. She's opening the door for the mistress. Look how stupid this is. It's like this. Oh, hey, Tatiana. Look how stupid this is. He's in the other room. YouTube commented, congratulations

on their Instagram. Oh, I know. I know. I know. Cringy. He's so famous. There's a certain amount of money that it's like She said yes Like there was ever any doubt Yeah, what are you talking about? So he was single until now?

I think it was $400,000 That shit looks like this No, they have they have six They have six kids together There's no way that's 400,000 Nick Who told you that? There's got to be more than that I heard 400,000 euros or something

That's that's dollars It has to be No look it up big dog That's way more than that You don't know That could be like a I don't know if that's like that. A percentage of us being in the simulation

of the time where simulation existed would be. You just figured it out? Never mind. Two to five. Yeah. Two to five million. Yeah.

And I'm sure they're clear. There's no clouds of my stones. Five million dollar ring. He bought a lab made diamond. Yeah. Save three million. Yeah. No, no, no.

No, no. This one. No, no, this one, with this ring, You get pictures of the kids that dug it up. You know what I mean? It's just, you know what I mean, that's... But that's not one diamond, is it? I'll tell you what's alarming is their arms are the same size.

Well, yeah, because he's thin as fuck as he was always running around. Yeah, you play soccer, dude. But that's not one diamond, is it? Is it? I think it might be. Wow. No. Yeah, dude.

I think there's two diamonds on the side. Well, no, I thought it was pieces together. I didn't know. No, that's one diamond. It's one diamond. That's what's so shocking about. What's shocking is you already know. He went cheap.

Why do you? you know he went cheap on the uh it's like a rope tying it like a little string but wait hold on why does brendon already know about this ring when did it because i got my ear to the ground that's got my ear to the ground that's something your dick in another man's butt bro you gay fuck yeah dude oh no i'm kidding so you're not you're not gay though you're really heterosexual but this guy's like no my wife my wife told me this morning i went oh i don't give a flying the loophole the loophole the loophole I should have not

yeah I don't give a fuck I thought he honestly I'm not even being a hater I thought he was gay I mean he is come on we had you you don't fuck this guy's fucking guys this Johna Ranavo come on bro

and here's how I know I would if I was up there if I was him bro I'm gonna be fucking dudes there's nothing else to do at that point yeah yeah yeah you've done it all nah holes a hole

you're in his level holes a whole I might not let my I might not be a I wouldn't be a bottom but bro yeah you try I'm on a yacht. He's at a party with the, you know,

with the eyes wide shut. I'm going to mean. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding. Oh, this is funny. This is funny. Oh, I did see this. First call, first female umpire in history.

Just set us, set them back. Ow. History in the making. Strike! It was so far outside. It's bad. I mean, look, that happens, but that's bad. They're talking about getting rid of the umpires, though.

Yeah. No, they're not. No, they're not going to let them. I know because they're so. Historic call. They're putting that ball in the MLB. Yeah. Or at the Hall of Fame.

Yeah. You're crazy if that batter didn't walk away and say something fucking super sexist when he got back to the dugout. I want to ask you guys. Super sexist. I want to ask you guys a dad question. Dad, married dad question. Does your wife,

when the kids were young, did they ever talk to you through the kids? Meaning like, you know, they got the kid and they'll be like, oh, daddy needs to, you know, daddy needs to take the trash out right now.

You know what I mean? Do you ever do that? We don't do that. I would lose my mind. Oh, my God. And she would lose her mind if I did that. Rachel does that sometimes. Yeah, but she's doing a tongue-in-cheek joking.

No, no. And he's also young enough. I always go, I hear you. But we had some friends come over that they have a kid that's like a month and a half older than, you know. They go, here, give them on me this note. And I just saw how they interacted with each other. And I was just like, oh, man.

Yeah, yeah, no, I don't, I don't do that. That's a recipe for disaster, bro. Have you ever been over a friend's house and can tell they're not doing well? like I was over a neighbor's house and she's like, oh, I'll just drive them and goes no, I got it. Like you want me to stay and make the chick down? She goes, just trying to help. Oh, yeah, yeah, there you go.

Oh, I'll see myself out. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what it is? Okay, here's how you know a couple has problems because what are you going to allow to be shown in front of a strength, in front of someone, okay? So like, if you have an issue, you might be like, oh, babe,

you know, there's a level. But if you're Your level in front of people is like, what? Then you know when no one's around? Crazy. Oh, yeah, that's bad. It's diddy. Yeah, it's ditty vibes. Yeah.

No, it was funny because I was washing. He might hit a bitch. You know, we have little steps stool. So Wolf stands on the step stool and he's like, I go wash, wash, wash, wash wash your hands together. And the other kid didn't want to wash his hands at all. And then the mom goes, oh, I think daddy needs to start washing hands with you. You can't.

And I was like, yeah, no, I wouldn't, I couldn't do that. I would feel, I would, I would get so much heat for that, though. If I did that, oh, I know. I'd be in a doghouse for two days. No, never. I like seeing other kids, though, like, around Wolf's age, so I could, like, it's, it's so weird that the grass is always greener. Because, like, Wolf's, like, very athletic in compared to this other kid.

Like, Wolf's running around and he could throw the ball. Nothing better. Nothing better. Because in your head you go, in your head, Eric, you go, fuck yeah. Yeah, they were running. But then the thing, but then this other kid is talking more than Wolf. Yeah. You know, Bluey comes on.

The kid's like, Bluey! Yeah, yeah, yeah, Calvin is. And Wolf doesn't do that. He's like brainiac, you know, versus, uh, I don't know, Thor, I'm not a dork. But, um, Wolf goes like, he, like when he, he, he does sign language, you know, so like when he doesn't want to, he goes, he goes, this is all done. So he doesn't say it necessarily. Yeah, he learned that from a baby, though.

But he did that when he was a baby, right, Eric? No, no, he learned it from watching Miss Rachel and Miss Rachel and my Rachel shows. She does that stuff. How old is Wolf now? 18 months. We had his 18 month. 17. Yeah.

Thing today. Dude. The other day, Billy, he, he, I get a face time for my wife. It's Billy. He says, hi, dad, da. It's fucking, he's two and a half. I'm like, when did this start happening? Oh, Wolf locked me out of my phone for 10 minutes

That's my favorite thing Yeah, fucking with a keypad No, no, this one I don't like Okay, I come into a room And Rachel's like, oh, you better put daddy's wallet away You know, credit cards everywhere Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I say that to my wife, but yeah

You better put my wallet away I think you didn't see that Why you let this happen? And I go, oh, okay, you watch when he gets into your shit What up Eric, have you had it yet where your kids playing and you can tell the kid's a problem. Like

he's a bad kid. Have you, have you ran to that yet? No, but I have ran into a lot. I have. Wolf's got a lot of sass. Yeah. He's doing this now where you go, now giving me an attitude. I go, hey, you got to come over here and he goes, just wait, bro. It's so funny. I'm like, I'm like, what? That's a little personality.

Yeah, he's got a little. But it's weird. Like, when I was just in San Antonio with T in Boss, and we were like playing football and there's a ton of kids, and there was like two kids who were terrible athletes and just bad kids like really bad and at first i was going to step in and be like don't play with them but i was like i let them figure it out let them figure it out and then t you came over he's like dad dad i'll just wait like that kid sucks at football oh nice i was like and does he seem like

a good kid he's like no i was like yeah i do think that the temperament you know of like whatever the relationship is between i i do i do see how that has an effect you know oh yeah like rachel's very much like the mom and dad affect the kid yeah let's breathe you and like she's very like she's very measured with him same with Kristen you know and so I might be like a reaction so I've noticed it like if I just go because sometimes I'm just like you know I'd be like babe what you know and then I see him and he's like I look at his face and I go I got I can't do that you know so I just go yep now you have a lot of like I tell it you to stop fucking you know you just have to find different but but you what I'm saying is if you see a couple that's

having issues and then you see the kid is like acting a certain way you go oh yeah yeah yeah um you also don't want to be a helicopter parent either like when i see bad kids some my instinct is like tea come here keep you and your brother away from them but i want them to figure it out like i'm not always going to be there right so it's it's tough to be like i know figure it out dude like the other day billy was doing something to calvin and it was like annoying and Calvin just goes like that and Billy falls down and and and and and he goes ah and and and Calvin looks at me like am I'm like well I said to him I was like that's how he's going to learn bro you know yeah like yeah like dogs you got to get the

alpha's got to establish themselves you know so because Billy Billy is just I mean Calvin's very thoughtful and Billy's just Chris Farley I mean I mean it's I was going to say, I feel like Billy's going to be like the big little brother. Well, they're the same size already. Yes, what I'm saying? They're the same weight, yeah. So that's not going to last for very long. No, but I mean, like, you know, Calvin just...

It's going to be like Chris Rock and Tony Rock. But, uh, yeah, no. But Eric, Eric, don't you want more than one kiddo? Aren't you guys ready to have another? You know, we're trying to work. Hell yeah. And it works. We'll fuck with that sex robot and do the real thing, big dog.

Well, you get the sex robot to be to pamper you. My D-Rex is a... You get the sex robot for the fluffing, and then you, you know, at the end, you pull out and you jizzing your wife. While she's in the coffin, you know what I mean? You go like this, you go and say, babe, I got to come.

No, no, no, you just cut a hole in the box. That's terrible. Move your pussy up. I can't... Yeah. No, it's... Yeah, you know, I think that it's

It's really It's like I got home yesterday From Miami And I saw my kids And they were It's so cool to see how much How excited they get Like when you come home

Like you Wolf's still young He still does it But he runs at me Yeah Yeah But once it turns into Oh you can see them seeing like

Oh dad's back he's actually back he was gone and now he's back that shit is do you face time all the time all the time yeah yeah yeah yeah you know and he like well nothing's worse when they get old enough nothing's worse when they get old enough than they start having their own friends

like every Saturday Sunday I go to a car show and then this Sunday I told team boss like yo you guys ready go to the car show and they're like oh we're going over our buddy's house we'd be that nine I'm like Brendan in his car going to the car show like this

oh wow yeah I know went by myself it's about yeah it's funny with the all this yeah god damn that's funny huh he's got to keep having more kids yeah but he gives he because wolf will grab the phone and just run so all i see is him he's like you know with the phone but then he like he loves that red button chris are you a miami guy same chris you dig miami i tell you what it's fine to visit but like no i'm not a miami guy i didn't stay i stayed in me neither off of miami but like brickle no well the club is and doral and bro these have you done the

Miami Improv? Which one? The new one. It's like five years old. Oh no, I haven't done that one. Bro. I did the other I do the other one like the one that's in Which one? Dania. Yeah. They don't call it Dania anymore. They call it Fort Laudette. Yeah, as they shared. The Miami one is

Bro, it was I was like, oh, this is going to be rough Miami sometime. You're going to be want to do other shit. Man it was awesome. That Club is awesome. Shout out to Melissa and Justin who run that club, but man, it is awesome. Miami. I was like, when am I coming back? I mean, yeah, that's it, right? Yeah, that's it. They all look the same. That's Chris on stage. That's cool. That's AI. Well, whatever. That's

what it looks like. Yeah, but that's not real audience. No, I think it's just, what do you call it? Filtered. Was Kevin there? Is Kevin with that white girl? Yeah. Oh, there I am. Anyway, it was fantastic. It was fantastic, dude. I love it. But, you know, it was like raining for fucking 20 minutes so hard. And then Miami's crazy.

Like, it rains for 20 minutes very hard and then it's hot. And then... No, no, this is Miami. Florida. Oh, Chris, was everyone late? Was everyone in Miami comes late? Yep. Was everyone late?

Yep. Everyone's always late. Oh, I've done. Everything's super late over there. Actually. Um, go to Sam Tripoli's, uh, what he posted about, uh, I reposted on my story, but, uh, what's her name? What is it? The actress, comedian, the fat, yeah, Amy Schumer.

Redhead? No, Amy Schumer. Uh, what happened to Amy Schumer? She's still alive? Yeah, she was, she just had some kind of big surgery or something. She just came out with, uh, there, this. Because the moms are the ones handling shit and communicating. Like, imagine if your dad one year was in charge of planning your birthday party.

I wouldn't have had one. No, okay. And I think this is, and men are in charge of the world. It's terrible. The world. It is a blessing for you to be able to stay home and plan a birthday party. You know how lucky it is that you can be a stay-home mom and plan a birthday party? why your husband has some job where he could get wrecked

and he prays it in AI or some Indian doesn't come on a H-1B visa and fucking takes his job? You don't think I could plan a fucking party? I can't because I'm working all the time. The guy's so funny. Amy Schumer just kind of went away, huh? She just kind of ate her feelings and then disappeared? She's just like, I don't know.

She just might not call her daddy. Right. No, she, because she has a thing out now, right? Like some show or something. I don't even know. Another movie that's going to bomb. She's such a fucking lame ass. She used to be a beast.

She used to be great. At what? Stand up? Well, yeah, I guess on the roasts and stuff. No, when she, on the roast, she was good. And then on, what is it, Kevin? The fucking, the big L.A. morning show. Rogan was on there, Ari, all the boys.

Oh, I don't know about it. But I don't know. I mean, it's just like, stop saying this. The women hating men era, dude, it's like, yeah, bro. It's like, whatever. Yeah. Say, what are we talking about? Like, dude, all right.

You know, well, that's because Amy doesn't date a real dude. No, I know. Like if my wife went a podcast and talk like that, bitch, what? Well. No, she's going to come home. He's like, you're so right, sweetie. You want me to make you some fucking tortillas or where the fuck he does? He's a chef.

He's some cuck. He's some soft cuck. Oh, I don't know. who she's married to but I you know he's super soft look him up he's there he's soft that's what she has to date that's okay to be soft sometimes but he it's just like whatever she's selling is just it's bullshit that's what is she saying I don't know and and I get it they may have just been talking and this is one of the problems with podcasting is just like yeah yeah yeah yeah nothing it's like it's like it just like you know they cut that together and it's like all right I'm sure

the call her daddy, like to call her daddy woman, what's her name, Alex? She was like, it's terrifying men around the world. That's, that's, that's something that somebody might just say off shoot, you know. But, but, but this is what Amy Schumer's always saying. Yeah. It's like. No, she, when she was coming up, she was like this. Remember, she, she, she got her start talking about sucking dick and being a slut and doing

all this slutty shit. And then now of a sudden, she's like, it's like, what are you for real? Now of a sudden she's in her ivory tower. There's another, it's like, she's going to post about Calin, going bad on Callan. These female comics, it's like some of them, you know, they were, oh, a guy's girl. And then they turn into, hey, women's rights. And now they're right wing. It's like, bro, you're nobody.

Pick a lane. Well, well, you're just, you're just. No, they go with the wind blows. Yeah, exactly. You just want to make money. You want to be liked. That's not, you're not a, you're not a, I'm so. It's like you're not a, you're not a, you're not a, you're not a, to me.

it's like they say comedies need to have a point of view what's a matter if it keeps changing i understand people grow and grow out of certain things but like bro if you're just going to go with whatever's fashionable go go you're not steve burn is going in on howard stern a lot really yeah is he i love steward and stuff because he's like he he's talking about how like how howard stern went full lefty because he would have got canceled he would have for all the things he's same with jimmy kimmel but they said that's not why they didn't get cancer they didn't get canceled just because it's like it just happens to whoever it happens to but they they they're they're they're if you go that far over to that side you're you're a you're a you're a you're a

weak you're a weak pussy you you're you know i i understand it you know it's fashionable right now i guess i don't know to be like yeah you know fucking a little bit more right wing but it's just like if you dude those people who were being in 2020 or I guess before that to 2004 woke and and you guys you guys are you're horrible like it's we're going to look back we're looking we already they're all fuck Chris they're all fucked they're like most of them are losing their jobs or they can't make a living right they they made a deal with the devil. Now they don't have a fan base.

It's just like, you know. But they're all soft anyways. Yeah, I don't soft is rubbing me the wrong way. But, but yeah, I understand. Why soft? That's what they are. I get it because it implies that, I guess to me it implies that men are these hard,

non-feeling types. But that, but, you know, I understand what you're saying. I just, that word. Yeah.

You've been in therapy too long, but I hear you. I understand what you're saying. Well, I don't like when people talk about fascism. Yeah. And you're rich. And you get to say whatever you want. That's the you. Fascism's never touched you.

Like I've been to other countries where I did a tour in the Middle East where they tell you straight up, you may not talk about religion, politics, and you certainly can't talk about the leader of the country. Like there's other places where fascism actually exists. Right. You die. Yeah.

Like you, you're going to get jailed or like to call it just. No, you can't. Dude, to say. Like that's what I'm saying. Like to say Trump is a fascist to say like he's like,

no, you dude, you don't go to jail if you say something bad about him. You, you have maybe company. companies will be like, oh, I don't know if I want to fuck with that person. That's just how the world works. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That has nothing to do with fucking fascism. And I- True fascism. Yeah, it's like, shut up. You know, and Steve Byrne's, uh, uh, tweet was great. He's 100% spot on with that. Well, it's sure, yeah, it's like, and, and the other thing, but, you know, you could argue people grow, people change. Okay, I understand.

But usually they, by the way, they usually change the other way. When you grow up, you become more right wing, not fucking. But yeah, these guys are all scared shitless And I don't know, you know, I don't know Howard Stern, I don't know him enough, I don't know his stuff enough But I know obviously he had the man show Where you jiggle your titties, you know He didn't come from a different era

Yeah, yeah, I know, but so by the way, if that's okay If you come from a different era And we're going to forgive that, then okay But we're not obviously at that point Well, money becomes a thing, man. Yeah. You know, cream. I hate headlines like this.

Howard Stern reportedly can't stand fellow serious ex-M as Cooper. Who's saying this? And why do we need to know it? Yeah, that for sure. But then also, somebody said this? Somebody said this? Yeah. That doesn't mean anything.

This is on whoever this is that wrote this article. Yeah, no, I know. Whoever wrote this. Audrey Rock. It's obviously put out. It's working, though. They want clicks and we're covering it. It's PR by serious.

They're like, make him look bitter, like prop her up. She's their new star. It's shitty. But people don't realize that. And then they go. But I also believe that he probably hates her because he's like the most bitter person in the world. Well, I don't know. Yeah.

And he hates competition and she's crushing. I know of her, sir. Yeah, but you're saying 72. You can't be. You had your time. Yeah. There was a time when he was the biggest thing ever. That's so weird.

That's so weird. That's so weird. weird when that happens. Who? Christopher's coming to Texas. He was FM Rogan. Oh, you know, Brandon, I'm actually going to be in Austin on Sunday. Is it Sunday? Yeah, Sunday.

I'll be in Salt Lake City. For how long? Just Sunday. I leave the next day. I come home Monday. What are you doing here? I'm, uh, because Matt's shooting his special in Austin. So I'm going to be here.

Yeah, yeah. When? Uh, in September. Oh, cool. So I'm going to do a tech scout at the theater. All right. You know what bothers me? me is that some people think Matt Rife

is a crowd work comic and I get he puts those clips out but he has material. Yeah, yeah, that's an hour of material. So it's like, it's so annoying when people, I guess I get, it's so annoying when people say he doesn't have material. That bothers the shit out of me. Yeah, well, it bothers me to the point

Yeah, but those aren't fans because if you go to a show you would know he has a full hour. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just crazy. All right. Oh, so tonight, this comes out this Thursday. Well, you guys missed me at the stand. But tomorrow I'm going to be at Room 808 in D.C. Room 808 in D.C.

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