The Golden Hour - You've Got To Be Britain Me

Episode Date: August 7, 2020

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Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude Half of me digs this Half of me I respect it. Thank you.

Yeah, I respect it. Such a nice song. Where is it? They still got a queen. This is the British National Anthem? Yes, sir. God Save the Queen? Yes, sir. God save the queen? Yes, sir.

Now, it really has a lot of the same stuff as the same pentameter or whatever is your thing as the Crossheart National Anthem. Yeah, I mean, we basically stole their shit. Wow. Well, we used to be them. Yeah, exactly. So we're just like, eh. It's kind of like music these days. Culture vulture.

Yep, Britain, man. That's how we got here. Crazily. I mean, we didn't really. You did. Half of you did. Half of me came here. So you did it.

My mom was born and raised over there. Wow. Your mom has an accent? She did When I was growing up She did It's kind of the way my aunt does My grandma did

Oh she did? Rest in peace Yeah What part are they from? Stroud Stroud Where is that? Is that near Manchester?

No Alright And what is it? It's more south It's a little town south Get some images of Stroud Can you Nick

Images of Stroud Rural Stroud dude i grew up on wine gums tea what you know about wine gums look like you smuggle wine gums in your butt you don't you know what wine gums are no no i don't the best candy on planet earth oh yes i'm not a big candy fan oh fuck yeah england is the best candy yeah don't you know chapelle here's what you here's how it works with your belt you say something he's like i don't know what you're talking about you're right yet i keep going back to the well don't i yeah the well of unknown over there and it's horrible because it's you yeah since it's you nowhere it's you saying the ideas too so

they're out of the gate they are very suspect suggestions then wine gums oh that's my favorite now that's stroud right there yep i mean that's your home they're not uh gummy bears how dare you i'll bring some in for you okay and look we want to just say thank you to everybody from britain man and everybody that's you know british yeah shout out to oasis. Yep. Shout out to Winston Churchill. Shout out to Elton John. Elton John. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones.

David Beckham. Jen, name somebody. Name an Asian Brit. What's that guy's name? Austin Powers. The I love? Yeah. The one that's on your screensaver. I love so many Asian men.

The screensaver. Isn't he British? No, he's not. He's got to be Asian. Austin Powers. He's Asian Powers. Let's talk about- Tyson Fury.

Tyson Fury. Michael Bisbee. Anthony Joshua. Darren Till. Anthony Joshua. Who else? Who's a famous soccer player that's British? Oh, God.

They got a ton. Why I already said David Beckham. David Beckham. What's something else that's british pork and beans is british spice girls oh good one you know they one direction one british wow that's a good one name something british dude fish and chips dog fish and chippies prince harry crisp would you say chin prince harry prince harry he's Harry. Prince Harry. He's out, bro. He moved, bro. He's out of the royal family.

He got a girl and she's like, I don't like them. He's like, yeah, fuck them. And they moved. Ooh, Princess Diana. Who I actually, I didn't know, I was at my buddy's house, and he's homosexual. He was. He died. Yeah. But he, uh,

and he was making us some dinner. Okay. And he's like, Princess Diana died. The news came on. And he started crying. I knew who Princess Diana was, you know. I knew it was like a beanie baby or something. That's all I knew about it.

You're talking about that purple beanie baby? Yeah. Tough to get? Yeah. But there's a beanie baby of her? There was. There was. But anyway.

My mama went into deep depression when she passed away a lot of people it was tough around the shop household when princess diana died well because your mother grew up in stroud brother yeah she was sad well did your mother sound british oh yeah my aunt sue has a thick accent aunt nubby got some accent dude have them bitches send in a video we don't want to hang out with you. I should have, huh? Brendan, we would love that, wouldn't we? Yeah. My mom would love it. Yeah, I should have.

Dude, yeah, we would love to hear from those ladies, wouldn't we, Nick? Yes, we would. Yes, we would. Nick sounds like he's been kidnapped. Yeah, yes, we would do. I wasn't sure what we were talking about. I'm trying to get our guest on the Zoom.

Oh, we got a guest on. That's true, man. We're coming right out of the UK. Premier League soccer. What you know about, you guys don't know shit about Christian Pulcik, the number one American player over there doing the goddamn thing. Dang, I like that. The best American player ever.

Really? Playing for Chelsea, son. Respect, man. 21-year-old dude out of Pennsylvania. What about the Revolutionary War that we won? Sure. Are we honoring or are we making fun of them? Not bad.

But here's what the episode... Why do you got to throw that in their face, Doug? Yeah, we want to say we might be coming back over there because things are getting a little rocky here in the States. And so we wanted to talk to a prideful member of the UK and just let him know that we might be on our way back over there and see what he has to say. We might go back to the old roots.

Yep. Have you been to your home? Yeah, I have. The first time I went there was last year. I toured there for comedy. I've never been. My whole family's been. I've never been.

First time there, touring comedy. Oh, gosh. I got to go there. So we wanted to go and just have a guest from the uk that we could talk to he's fresh off his first ufc bout and uh and it was a win and we got jack shore entering right here probably wouldn't have him on if he lost let's be real about it okay and he's also a massive king in the sting fan yeah that's true. He loves the show. Let's see if we can get him.

I think. Jack, can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh. What's up, man? What's going on? Not much, dude. Just want to say congrats on your win, man. And just let you know, we're doing an episode that's all British.

And we just wanted to talk to somebody from Britain and see how it's going over there. Yeah, well, I appreciate the thanks and the win. Britain's a bit crazy at the minute. We're still locked down big time. So I come back from the fight island and I'm straight back home to the house. So I'm getting a little bit fat. I can't get as much training in as I want to.

Oh, Brennan's fat. I stay thick, man. I'm just joking. He's thick. My bad, man. That was kind of rude. My bad. It's Theo, you know. How you doing, brother? Yeah, I'm all good. I'm all good. I'm getting back into the thick boy status again. Now ready to get out on that bike, you know.

I was too skinny to be classed as a thick boy, I think, on a bike night. No, you're in the club, bro. Do they give you, do you get tickets out there like we do in America? Like, I got a ticket for riding my bike outside when the pandemic first hit. We haven't had, I haven't heard of heard enough in you know they're not so strict i mean there was a rule that you couldn't you couldn't leave the house uh further than sort of five to ten kilometers but no one really listened i think it was like running on the bikes and shit but uh yeah i haven't had a ticket yet i mean i i'm trying to get away from it as fast as i can but you know it's a little bit different view on the trails I'm on the roads a little bit so I try and

avoid the police if we can are all the pubs shut down there those are bars not allowed it's completely shut they've opened like outdoor areas now in the pubs and the clubs but a couple of

landlords that I know have opened up on the sneak and they've been shut down real fast. There's no one drinking legally at the minute over here, but there's a lot of people drinking illegally. And do... Ask him something, bro. Are you an Oasis fan?

Yeah, massive Oasis fan. Massive Oasis fan. That's my favorite band. Hey, how do you, so if Joshua and Fury fight, how do you guys decide over there who the fuck to root for? I think it's quite 50-50. To be honest, like, the last year with Fury and his sort of coming back from the mental health

and coming back from, obviously, he was down and out. He's just, the public loves him over here now. Like going back five years ago, everyone hated Tyson Fury. Now all of a sudden he's this, this like, you know, the general public just see him as this superstar, this hero. So, I mean, I'm team Gypsy King all the way,

but you know, Joshua is, people are fond of Joshua over here too. So I think it's really gonna be like a 50-50 split, but I'm team Gypsy King without a doubt. Me too. And what about when you guys had that guy that fought Logan Paul? Were you guys cheering? KSI. Yeah, KSI.

Does anybody cheer for that guy? Or did everybody think that they were both a bunch of wankers? Or what was the deal? Before he got on the roof for him now, he got knocked about pretty easily. But I don't even think anyone took that fight seriously all these years.

It's more of an American thing. Yeah. The rematch was my second date with my girlfriend or my first date with my girlfriend. I brought her to the Staples Center for Logan Paul KSI. Oh you did? Yeah. The undercard was Billy Joe Saunders who's English and no one gave a shit about the real fights.

It was full of YouTubers. Yeah, it was 12-year-olds with their parents. It was hilarious. And I think Jack would say Billy Joe Saunders is legit. Billy Joe Saunders? Yeah, he's supposed to fight Canelo until he did some stupid video pretending to hit a woman on the back. Damn.

Yeah, Billy Joe's a little bit controversial. He doesn't help himself sometimes. Like you said, the video with the women. He's always like Instagram live, winding up homeless people. He's funny, though. He's Tyson Fury's best friend. Oh, yeah? He's a character.

Now, was it pretty cool at the Yaz Island, or was it kind of scary, or what was it like? Yeah, it was pretty cool. I mean, we didn't see as much as we would have liked. We was like locked in the hotel room for, you know, a couple of days. And then by the time we had the weigh-ins and the fight, I mean, I fought 4 a.m. and I was flown back home 4 p.m. the next day. So we didn't get to see too much of it, you know.

But we're just grateful to be out there with the team and able to fight and earn some money in uh in these crazy times was it weird fighting with no crowd yeah a little bit i mean it was the the walkout and the the intros with bruce buffer was really weird like it seems awkward there's like jack shaw and it was just dead silence but the fight itself wasn't too bad. I switched off from it a little bit. So, you know, it was just the walkout that was a little bit weird. But I want to shout out, I think Chappelle will like it.

I don't know if he's seen it, but he's seen I walked out to an Oasis too. Oh! There you go. Gang, man. Legit Oasis, man. That's cool, man. I got to get out there, man. What am I doing?

We got to ship you over there, man. Well, cool, man. I got to get out there, man. What am I doing? We got to ship you over there, man. Well, look, one of the things we wanted to say, Jack, is that we might be coming back to our original homeland, to the U.K., because things are getting a little bit weird over here. It's a little dicey over here, man. So we might fire up the old Mayflower and head on back. We need some tips. Do you think, yeah, what are some tips that you could give us?

That's a good question. Where should we go? Should we land in think, yeah, what are some tips that you could give us? That's a good question. Where should we go? Should we land in Liverpool, Manchester, Stroud? You don't want to land in Liverpool. Trust me on that one. Darren Till says they have the best nightlife in all of England, man. Yeah, if you like fighting and getting pushed around a lot. They're crazy up in Liverpool. Yeah, it's like fighting and getting pushed around a lot. Like, they're crazy up in Liverpool.

Yeah, it's like Wisconsin, huh? Yeah, but if you're coming to the UK, stop off in Wales. Yeah, we're only small, but we show you a good time. We're very welcoming down here. So come down to the small part and, you know, we'll always be welcome. Wales 100%. We pick Wales over England every day. And what are some things that we should know,

like how to adapt into the culture there? Because, I mean, there's probably about a 12% chance that we're actually going to come. And I say even 12% is pretty high. There's probably a 99% chance with me. Yeah, so, yeah, what are some things we could do, especially Chappelle, even to adapt into the culture? Like Chappelle's never even heard of wine gums.

Wine gums, the best post-weappelle's never even heard of wine gums. Wine gums are the best post way to treat ever wine gums. Get that sugar straight in the system. The biggest tip, man, obviously if you come over don't drive on the right hand side of the road.

Fair point. Alright, that's a good start. I think that's a good start. I didn't want to put him on the spot, but I asked him before the show, did you have any English debate clubs or King of the Stingets for the guys you wanted to throw out to him? Yeah, you want to throw one out, Jack, before we let you go here? And thanks so much for joining us this morning, man.

Yeah, no problem. It's not so much an English one, but I know, obviously, Brendan used to be in the UFC, and I know Theo's a big fan of Dustin Poirier and the guys. So the big club for me would be having fought obviously with fans present and then in an empty arena. Would you rather the fights with the fans or without the fans? I don't know.

Sometimes those fans are assholes. You know what I'm saying? So it's like they give stupid-ass advice like, rip his head off. I'm fucking trying. He's really good, dude. So I fought on The Ultimate Fighter with no fans. It was kind of dope. Less pressure.

You can just do your thing. It feels like practice. I like watching without fans too, so I don't mind no fans, man. Yeah, and I probably would get my ass kicked in either space, so I think I would say no fans there because I don't want anybody there to see it, you know? You don't want them yelling,

Worldstar! Then you can hear Dan Hardy yell at the ref with no fans. That's true, man. That's always fun. Yeah, who was the ref for your fight, Jack? It was actually Herb Dean who Dan had the run-in with. So, yeah, he's probably not fond of us British at the minute because of Dan Hardy.

He'll be all right. Who do you think are winning a fight out of Herb Dean and no-nonsense Keith Peterson, my idol? Has Keith Peterson been my idol. Is Keith Peterson been drinking or no? I'm going to go out on a limb. Is Keith lit? What are we doing, man? I'm going to go out on a limb and say yes.

Keith Peterson in every day. All day, bro. Jack, thanks so much for jumping on, man, and we appreciate it. And we hope to see you soon in your country we'll be showing up on the shore yeah yeah welcome anytime thanks for having me on guys i'm a big fan thanks brother good luck man bye nice guy that was awesome yeah nice guy you found a new best friend yeah i did i thought he was just bullshitting oasis he came out to an oasis song. He said Chappelle

See that did or like a shoreline people love you people love you in other countries Chappelle I know that's actually pretty fucking cool. Yeah, another reason to go over there go over there Yeah, you know he's on London though, right? He's in Wales Go over there In Wales. Oh, he already follows me. Go over there and sleep at his house, Chappelle. Follow back.

You can stay at his place. I could. Fall asleep to Oasis songs. Oh, my God. I do that all the time. I do it every night. Do it with him. Yeah.

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I know. Weird, huh? Was it cool growing up or was it kind of like at that time did you think it was not cool i thought it was normal that my grandma my aunts they would smoke and cuss so much so i thought everyone was like that yeah you know how the osbournes were remember when the osbournes everyone's like damn why are they cussing so much that's just the way it was my mom just cussed a shit ton that's all still does really oh yeah dude that's awesome man that's so funny i didn't think about them having british accents when i was thinking about y'all i was just yeah

i was like oh i didn't think they would have british accents oh yeah that's dope does your mom go back uh yeah every now and then wow yeah so you also have a lot of family there oh yeah oh yeah wow yeah aunts cousins did you whenever you went over there to tour with TFATK? Did you guys go? I went by myself. Oh, you did. I just did stand up out there. Did you see any family while you were there?

No, I don't think so. I think they came to the shows. It was busy. We we play it to last minute. So I was city to city. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's right. You can see anyone. Yeah. It's dope, though. Damn. I'd love to go back. I want to go back and go to a Premier League game. Yeah.

That'd be sick. Well, thanks for talking to a fighter, man. I know it's not a fight show, but I was just trying to sponsor you. Oh, no, I like that kid. No, he's great. And that guy's a big fan. That guy's a big fan. No, he's great, dude.

It's crazy he's a killer. He's a stud. He's an enthusiastic young man. He's just a fan of the show. Those kids that come out of Cage Warrior, I mean, that's a... Isn't it interesting how in the beginning it was a little tough or for me i felt like it was a little tough to understand his accent and then it got easier by the end you're understood to me now you have an accent yeah yeah now i have an accent but they have different ones one of them i think is like

really posh you know and one's like oh i'm not um oh excuse me sir you know yeah one's one's like oh, I'm not um, oh Excuse me, sir Once and once like street yeah and Jason Statham gets shit for it because he talks like a street British accent but he called cockney. Yeah cockney accent, but he grew up not cockney. So the English call him out for Fancy a fig sir fancy an extra fig. What's this practicing British? She's got 17 types of English accents. It's one thing I cannot do. I just can't do a British accent. Really? I just can't do it. Really?

Even though growing up around it, I can't do it. Come with me as I take you on a guided tour through all of the accent news. So, good evening. It's 9 o'clock and this is the news. I'm very important. Heightened RP is generally only spoken on film and television now. So you're going to think of Nell Card or the Dodger Countess in Downton Abbey.

Oh, Gerald, I do love you, but you're so terribly, terribly poor. Now, London is the accent that most people outside of Britain can recognize. The classic lock stock and two smoking barrels. Get out of my home. He was a pro soccer player.

Come on, get out of here. Before he was an athlete. Did you talk? East Anglia is a flat, foggy kind of place with a flat, foggy kind of accent. I'd love to give you an example of somebody that comes from there that speaks like this, but they all lose this accent as soon as they can.

Stephen Fry's from Norfolk, but he does it like this. She's great. Here's a kind of classic kind of... Give it a shot, Brendan. Yeah. Let's do it right now. I need to... Give me a phrase to say. Alright. Alright. Let's give you a phrase.

Alright, mate. Let's give you something to say. It's good. It's Australian. I know, it's Australian. It's close, though, but Australian is British people that weren't doing good. Yeah. It is. Yeah, they are. Is it really?

Yeah, man. They were sick of the rain and shit and bad teeth, so they went over to Australia. They say, you're not doing good. You got to go there. Go here. Really? Yeah, man. Yeah, let's give Brendan something to say.

Cheeky bastard. I'm knackered. That's what you got to say. That means I'm tired. Yeah. I'm knackered. Cheeky bastard. And careful on the knackered, bro.

Yeah, yeah. He's got to be careful. Yeah. We know you like to get a little. Brandon gets a little loose. You get a little loose around the N-word. Only the N-word in other cultures. Yeah, yeah.

That's true. That's true. That's true. American N-words, he doesn't say them, man. But N-words in other cultures. It's a loose knackered, mate. Here's some common British phrases. Kat, you want to take us through a couple of these?

To impress your mates. I don't know about that. Let's go, Brendan. I need to hear someone say it in the accent. It's British slang. Let's look at that if you don't mind. If we can zoom in on there. A cock-up.

Brilliant, Harlot. Cheers. Bugger off. Boot. Boot means the trunk of a car as well. He's mad. That's smashing. Smashing. Dude, you would be a good British person, Chappelle, I think.

It's because I watch a lot of Oasis videos, to be honest. I think that's one of the biggest reasons. I watch a lot of their interviews. I think they would love Chappelle. They're hilarious. Oasis? And Kat, too. The British or Oasis?

The British. Because I don't think that they have a lot of Vietnamese women there. Oh, would I be exotic when I go over there? Yeah. Like a zebra. I've never felt more exotic than when I hang out with you guys. Really? I'm not aware that I'm Asian until I'm here.

More Theos, though. He always brings it up. You want? Yeah. I'm kind of used to it by now. Oh, wow. I can feel exotic. Yeah. I've never felt exotic

in my life because i grew up around a bunch of asians and a bunch of mexicans and then i hung out with you guys and now i'm like wow asian girl i'm like a fucking unicorn damn dang i'm sorry yeah every time i meet somebody that's different than me i immediately say they are it's good it's not like every tuesday though right you see her every tuesday yeah that's true it's only once a week though yeah it'll phase down a little I think probably in this third year you make me feel like a unicorn that's a good thing that's a good point it is it's a great thing yeah I wonder why I do that so weird you know I wonder if I live there that I would catch on to the accent like if I spent the rest of my life there, I wonder if I would catch on. You'll pick up on certain

things. Not the whole accent. I bet you would. Because you said your mom doesn't have the accent anymore. She's definitely lost it, yeah. Dude, if we got your aunts to send in freaking King of the Sting videos, that'd be awesome. I'll get my mom to send in one. Oh, that'd be great. And I could probably get somebody else that's in our

family somehow, like my cousin's wife or something, or somebody, you know, my buddy's cousin or something. Send in something. That could be fun. Only Cats Crew family submissions. Wow. Cats Crew family episode. Let's get Chin's fine ass aunt.

Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That dime, that yen. Yeah. I know she'd be down. I'll bring the yang. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'd be down. She's in Texas, right? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Culture Corner, how we doing? Good. My name's Sean. I'm from the north of Scotland, a place called Inverness. If you don't know where that is, the Loch Ness Monster stays about three miles that way.

Wow. And Kat, that's not the Loch Ness Monster that people are dropping into your DMs about. So I've got a debate club for you. We're in Scotland. It's dinner time. Do you go for that haggis, neeps and tighties hitter? Or do you go for that English bangers and mash?

So that's haggis, turnip, and potatoes. Or sausage and potatoes. Let me know what you think. Gang gang. Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Right on. Bangers and mash.

But what is haggis? It's fish? I think haggis is like goat liver or something. Sheep's pluck, minced onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, salt, mixed with stock. That's a hard pass. Oh, and it's encased in an animal's stomach. Oh, praise God. As it should be.

That's what sausage is in, though. That's true. So they're a bit similar. I think I'm going Agus, man. I'm going Banger's Mash. Are you? Yes. Okay.

I love you. Always have. Always have. There we go. He's getting it. Always have. I'll get it by the end. Bangers mash.

Ooh, those bangers look a little girthy, huh? Looks like my DMs. Yeah, that looks like Cassidy. What's under it? Huh? That's mash, Doug. That's mash, baby. That shit is fire.

That's what I would eat? Yeah. Yeah. Or fish and chips. That's what you would eat. Yeah, or fish and chips that's you'd eat air fish and chips man that's it um and there's mash all day for beans for breakfast i'm going to august man you know i'm just open my face up by the shoreline and just beat a bunch of just just toss that in there yeah um and there's different types of also accents I know that if they have like if you're

like real fancy you're like talk like this that's what I'm saying that they give Jason Statham shit because he originally had the fancy accent and as he got to be more like famous as like a tough guy started using the Cockney accent people are like dude what are you doing a spot of tea sir

you know but then they got some more yeah and then uh but then if you're like that like if you're like oh god my leg fell off sir my leg fell off and i can't you know i need something to feed my mom you know fancy a roll so fancy a roll and that's more like a... Street. Yeah, you're living in the street, yeah. Oh, I can't. I've got a rash on my back, sir. I've got a rash. Will you scratch my back,

buddy? You cheeky bastard. Yeah. You cheeky bastard. Oh, scratch my back, buddy. Oh, I'm poor. My family's poor, sir. I'm not my family's poor sir I'm not a poor stud that's more of a yeah

like a it's more of a street yeah it's more street it's more of a street cat it's more hood it's a little more thug you know and that avocado shirt

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yo what is going on guys my name is lewis i'm coming from oxford in england and i'm outside of the eagle and child's pub one of the oldest pubs in the country. Now, this is where Tolkien wrote a lot of the Lord of the Rings books. And he would tell the stories to his Oxford University students. And right across the road there, we've got Oxford University, which is where lots of

the Harry Potter films were filmed. So my question to you is, are we saying Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? Are we going Gandalf or Dumbledore? were filmed so my question to you is are we saying lord of rings or harry potter we're going gandalf or dumbledore dobby or gollum what are you saying buzz buzz gang gang gang gang what a cool video yeah man tough to get into well done lewis um he also said that pub is the eagle and child pub a drinking house where jrr token uh would write a lot of the Lord of the Rings books. Yeah, that's what he said in the video.

Oh, and then read aloud to his Oxford University students. Sorry if he said that. Yeah, that's what he said in the video. My bad. He's got you. Listen to him. No, it's good you did in English. Yeah.

It's good you did in American accent, of course. The Eagle and the Child, it says, huh? I'm not a big Harry Potter fan. Are you are you that's more i kind of missed that lord of the rings was dope too long for my liking though sitting in a theater for a hot four hours or whatever the fuck it was question which one do i like the hobbits and their big feet yeah uh i like hermione dude hermione though hermione oh i'll put it in hermione her hiney yeah i'll put it and then and then rudy was also a lord of the ring rudy is a but that's about notre dame yeah but rudy turned into a hobbit oh he's in that uh sean sean austin sean aston talks mental health yeah he was a legend dude and if he did rudy and then he did dang that i'm going with

that i think you would think those boys got paid right but we had one of the hobbits on the on my show before and he was saying they knew it was gonna be huge so when they signed the contracts they tied them in for like all the oh and they're like you're only getting this we know it's gonna be big we can hire anybody so you're getting this much every every movie so because i was like damn you said you got that fuck you hobbit money he's like no i don't they knew it was gonna be big off the jump oh that's so they signed us to a low deal. Oh, that's depressing, man. It's just depressing people just taking advantage of people at every turn. And just because they're small hobbits, you know?

Yeah. It's ridiculous. Because they're small hobbits? There you go. I love you. I always have. Yeah, I always have. Now I'm going to say, what was the man asking about?

Which one? Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings all goddamn day. I'm a grown man. I'm switching. I'm going to go Harry Potter, man. That's fair. You know?

I want to see that Dumbledore, that Gryffindor. What's that game they play? That freeze tag on Quidditch. Quidditch, bro. Dude, you would have been a keeper in Quidditch. You better get a thick broom for me. Dude, what about Thick Broom Bike Club? Yeah. Or Thick Boy Broom Club.

Sick old mop. Dude, what about Thick Broom Bite Club? Yeah. Or Thick Boy Broom Club. That's better. Sick old mop. Here's a fellow right here. And thank you for all these submissions, man. Wow, a lot of cats, listeners over there. Is this some nerds playing real Quidditch? Oh, damn. No, it ain't.

Oh, there you go. Touching dong. Ain't nobody got a girlfriend on that team. Dude, if you're playing Quidditch, that's basically the equivalent of playing LARP over here, you know? Yeah, it's LARPing. Look, dude. I feel like Quidditch is popular over in Silicon Valley. I feel like I've driven past by Google and saw a lot of workers playing.

Wow. Wow, man. They pretend they're flying and shit and throw the ball through the it's a bummer they used to play smear the queer when i was growing up yeah also known as rugby yeah and it was uh and nobody was queer but everybody got smeared that was the thing you can't even call it that anymore nope and you probably shouldn't because if somebody's really gay in the neighborhood they they're like, shit. He's like, I'm always it, man. I'm getting sick of this fucking game. It's just you guys tackling me all the time.

Because I came out in fourth grade. And that's why they play Quidditch now. That's true. You can't even play Red Rover, Red Rover anymore. Remember that game? Really? No, kids can't play any Red Rover. They can't play dodgeball. There's no kickball, dodgeball, Red Rover. Red Rover, Red Rover. They can't play dodgeball. There's no kickball, dodgeball, Red Rover. Red Rover, Red Rover.

I couldn't wait. All them little bitches holding their hands like this. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Brendan right over. My thick ass just coming, dude. That 40-yard dash. Kee-doo! Brendan's the only one who would run over with somebody on his back, like a little guy on his back.

Yeah. A little Salvadorian jockey. Like a cannonball in that bitch can't play that destined to be the wedge buster oh that's what i did dude but here was the problem with red rover and i think it originated as a british game actually if you look that up if you don't mind nick um red rover a lot of time you run over and they would pull their hands up and clothesline you know that's the fun of it but that's when the game ended and when something got fucked up the other thing is a lot of people

are blowing out their goddamn shoulders. Yeah. Yeah, some little girl who can't even hold nothing up anyway and she's blowing out of, you know. The game is played between lines of players east and west. In Russia. The game's known as Al-Baba.

Al-Baba? Czech Republic. Didn't say British Bulldog. They call it the British Bulldog? British Bulldog's game. I thought that's when you take... So, but yeah, the word... But that's when the game would end.

Whenever they would hang somebody. We should do Red Rover, Red Rover. Clothesline them. We should do a Red Rover, Red Rover of grown people. A league? Yeah. Well, not a league. Just like for the show.

I don't think I should play. That'd be cool, Kat. Kat, somebody's going to get hurt, Brendan. Maybe. It's going to be one of us. Or you have a great time. We all eat orange slices afterwards. This is one of the things that you didn't.

This will be a teaching moment because this is what it's like when the big guy asks the smaller people to play a game and you know that if you play with the big guy, you're going to get hurt, right? Even though he doesn't, he just wants to play the game, you know? That's his intention. Yeah. He's like, I just want to play the game. And you're like, no, dude, we can't play boxing because you're 206 pounds, even though you're in the fifth grade, and we're all 85 pounds.

Well, I like how Chappelle acts like he's a little guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, man, we're tiny out here. You're 240 pounds, Doug. Chappelle Moonlights is a little guy. Why do you think I got these skinnies on? Come on, man. Dude, I'll say this this if we go back over to

the uk we got to bring some females with us i will say that dude because they really i think they they have beautiful women there but they're not as attractive i don't think as there's not a ton of them no you'll see a woman in there well no not a ton not a ton of attractive ones or them at all i think you just i think there's like 70 women, I feel like, in the UK. Slim pickings. In London, there's some downtown, you know, over there by Soho House and that. But they're posh as all get out. As all get out.

What you got here, Nick? A British-related name game. Sophia, Brendan, hope you're both well. I've got my mask on as you can see This will definitely stop me from getting Coronavirus Anyway I have a UK themed Name game for you

And that is British Comedians Well Ricky Gervais would be number one right Okay Eddie Izzard would be number two. And here we are. It's okay. It's hard. No.

Who's my... Oh, God. Russell Howard. Nice. Wow. Russell Brand. Does he count? He's done stand up yeah that's a good call i'll give you that is russell howard a real person yeah he's big oh wow i gotta check him out i'm gonna go with um oh you got this how about um a british comedian that's enjoyable or non-enjoyable would be a good man

like um how about come on also known as who's the guy who's in a suit jimmy carr jimmy carr i was gonna say jimmy carr yeah i took a picture with him he's my mom's favorite Jimmy Carr's a legend he's a legend super legend very sweet man such an escape I'm gonna say also

that who was the guy that died up in Canada of cocaine the mayor of Toronto Rob Ford I don't think you know Rob Ford came to the Comedy Store one night really yeah I don't think so.

You know, Rob Ford came to the Comedy Store one night. Really? Yeah. Not shocked. One of the greatest things ever. But Rob Ford, definitely. And then I'm going to go up on a limb and say, I'm trying to think of some of the guys I even worked with when I was over there.

Yeah. That guy right there, dude. Oh, wow. Rob Ford, bro. Who looks like Prince Harry if he really fell off prince hardly looks like tim dylan's uncle you guys know about benny hill benny hill the preacher no that's benny hen that's benny hen a better name game would have been British bands let's do it

dude we this just shows what we know about our forefathers dude Jack shit and Jack shore

are the two things we know about I can't believe I thought Jimmy Carr Jimmy Carr is great it's a good choice he's so cool

oh there's also a girl there's a girl Katie Nida no Kate Moss Jimmy Carr is great. It's a good choice. He's so cool. Oh, there's also a girl. There's a girl, Katie. Nida? No. Kate.

Moss? No. Is she British? Kate Moss is, huh? Yes. There you go. What if just anything British? Do we even know?

Basically, any Daily Show correspondent, I feel like they were all British comedians. Did we say Ricky Gervais? Yeah. Oh, Mr. Bean Bean Charlie Chaplin was British yeah I think who's the guy who had the late night talk show from Scotland Craig Kilburn

Craig Kilburn Ferguson Craig Kilburn was ESPN and also had a late night show yes that's right there's a comedian on there named Soju who's a comedian there is a who's a comedian.

There is a – who's this comedian I just worked with over there? We don't know a lot of British comedians. My brain is just – That's what happens when you get too specific. Yeah. Well, but thank you, Britain, for letting us leave. And she was one of the 70 hot girls apparently over there as well. Oh, I know a couple people though. Bexy, he's a rapper over there.

Alex Bowen. I'm just naming British people. Winston Churchill. You've said him twice now, you. Okay. He's good though. Don Churchill, his brother. Little Don.

Little Don. Speaking of British. Oh, yeah. Idris Elba yeah Idris Elba Idris Elba also also Corona Alumni

yeah Corona Alumni ooh with the show and tell bro keep touching me have you seen The Wire the TV show The Wire

yeah man I'm American yeah he does a really good English accent like American oh yeah in that show.

I just started watching it. Oh, yeah. Oh, The Wire? Mm-hmm. It's a great show. Well, shit, man. I got to open up my history book. You know, The Office was the original English show.

Oh, I have to see. I haven't even seen that version yet. Yep. It's supposed to be the best version. Man, I'm just feeling bad. I'm just feeling like I haven't done anything. Simon Cowell. Yeah.

You know, American Idol originated in England. I haven't done anything simon cowell yeah you know american idol originated in england i haven't done anything for our forefathers man it's crazy that this whole thing was your idea too yeah i was excited dude about just talking let's hear what this guy said maybe he'll help us out all right gang hope everyone is well and that chin is still alive i'm just out here join the the British countryside with my pooch. Say hello. I've got a question for you guys. The Queen, do you king her or do you sting her?

My opinion is sting the bitch, get a real job. I want to know what your thoughts are, what you were saying with it. Do you like that wrinkly first trap? Also, Shepala here, there's a lot of interest over in Manchester for your source, so I hope you're bringing that source out internationally. But let me know what you guys think. Gang gang. Chitty chitty bang bang.

Chitty bang bang. The royal family's weird to me, man. They're still doing the damn thing. It's getting weirder. It's almost like become a reality show that they won't discontinue kind of. Yeah, it's like season 13 and we're just like come on dude when this shit's gonna end and then her son was hanging out with fucking your boy epstein really oh yeah big time then did an interview like a dumb ass oh yeah and it was he looked so guilty wait what you haven't seen any of this dude man

you know there's the things you know and the things you don't blow my mind. And I'm an idiot. I'm stupid as well, but I know some of this shit. It just, yeah, man, the Queen. Look, I think it's like a tradition, you know? It's like a tradition. It's like a Christmas tree. It's like Halloween, really.

The other thing is, if we had Sam tripling eddie brabant here they'd tell you they think she's the richest person on earth wow really yeah they think she runs everything but then i think there's how old is she 107 or something there's some tradition that i like though i feel like if you get rid of all tradition then everything's going to be a bit boring. They're like the white Kardashians though. They're like the original Kardashians. A hundred percent. Like it's not what, what she is,

what the Royal family is no different than what we did to the Kardashians. Yeah. They're, they're famous for no reason. Yeah. Oh, but they're, but everyone looks up to him.

Everyone wants to know every detail and everything. And she's not making any policies or fucking pass any bills or laws. Yeah. Wow. And there's our boy dirt nasty right there and they offered him one time 70k to say he hooked up with megan markle to say he did yep and he wouldn't do it he went he went to dinner with her and then the tabloids wanted him to say they did more after really yeah i wouldn't have taken that and he wouldn't do it good for him legend

legend legend and he took her on a date. Another legend move. She's pretty smoking. Married a prince? Yeah. Yeah, married a prince, man. So I'm going to say, what's this guy's accent? He's talking about the queen.

Oh, the royal family? I think it's kind of cool. It'd be cool if there was a king. And he was like real mean, like Henry VIII, like cutting heads off. Now that's what we need. Get a real king up there. You got right now your boy Boris Fat Johnson. There's a king. And he's like real mean, like Henry VIII, like cutting heads. Now that's what we need. Yeah. Get a real king up there. You got right now your boy Boris Fat Johnson. Also COVID alumni.

Yeah, I like Boris, man. But Boris looks a little bit sometimes like too much like, who is that? Boris looks like the girl. Lewis Capaldi, the singer. No, but he also looks like the brother of the, who's the thick chick off of Perfect Pitch? Rebel Wilson. Looks like Rebel Wilson's shitty brother. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, like Reb Wilson. Yeah. Yeah, Boris definitely. Rebel, Rebel Wilson. Boris also looks like Lewis Capaldi's dad, you know? Yeah, a little bit. Lewis Capaldi can fucking sing.

Oh, he can? I've never heard of him. Oh, how dare you. He can sing. Oh, yeah. Now I've got to look into it. Yeah, well, Rebel Wilson lasts some way. I'm talking about old school Rebel Wilson.

I'm talking about Wendy's Rebel Wilson. Lewis Capaldi looks like every character from Harry Potter in one person also. Like they all mix? Yeah, which is pretty charming, pretty remarkable. Talented guy. Super talented. But here's the thing, man. What are we talking about?

Oh, king and a queen. Yeah, here's what we need. We need real kings that are willing to get a dragon, get a castle. Chop your head off. Kill somebody. Chop your head off. Have a night. Get a castle.

Where's the big, fluffy, red, velvet rug? Yeah, if you're going to be a king, play it up. Again, castle. Where's the big, fluffy, red, velvet rug? Yeah, if you're going to be a king, play it up. Yeah, dude. Too many people are being kings but not doing shit. Take shit over. Take countries over. Yeah, why is Pitbull acting more like a king than the actual king of England?

Yes, the worldwide. Or the prince of England. And where's the damn king? He died. Well, shit. You got to get another king. How long has it been since i had a king no wonder they're screwing around over there you know it's frustrating it just pisses me off because they are the original keepers man so if they can't even get a king they're milling around under this female under this you know she's a charming woman but

you know unless she's a real savage grandmother she's outlived her husband 68 years jeeps how old is she uh she king george was her man huh yeah so that's the thing man yeah i'm with you though get a dragon dude yeah get a fucking 94 damn and there's that prince uh we need live a bit she can't stop won't stop won't stop at all wow y'all slept on that queen of live a bit she sure can go and hug and here's uh here's one of her kids. He's got an offspring tattoo. Yeah, here's Prince Andrew right here. He does, I think. Oh, if there's anybody that likes offspring, it's Prince Andrew.

Hello. This is David from Scotland, who unfortunately lives in Alabama. This shoot my shirts for my wife, Haley. this shoot my shots for my wife Haley she went to the grocery store November and I was just wondering if you were coming back

anytime soon buzz buzz giggity giggity or whatever the fuck wait what he just wanted to shoot a shot and get his wife back he was shooting a shot because his wife wife back. He just wanted to see. He was shooting a shot because his wife just dipped out. No, I'm sorry.

Was he in Alabama, he said? Yeah, that was interesting. From Scotland, unfortunately, now in Alabama. So at least we know where the ranking goes. It goes Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Scotland. I respect that, dude. Moving up the charts, Scotland. Hopefully he finds his girl. Yeah, good luck, man. I'm sure she'll be back soon, dude. Moving up the charts, Scotland. Hopefully he finds his girl. Oh, yeah. Good luck, man.

Yeah. I'm sure she'll be back soon, dude. And here we got a fella right here, and he looks a bit posh, actually. It's David from Llydala, Wales. I've got a king in a sting of... Not a Wales. Castles. Oh, kingdom, bro.

Oh, wow. That's beautiful. I mean, it's kind of shitty looking but yeah so being well shocking it there's more castles per square mile than anywhere else in the world uh so yeah let me know gang gang buzz buzz comry comry must be the local team um dude king castles dude get some calise in there spit out some kids run around the castle don't see him these days oh and there i met your mate right there oh that's oh yeah that was in london man did he give you that jacket or something

huh did he give you that jacket no what are you guys doing he had the tag uh he said theo had the tags on so he could return it oh yeah in england smart oh yeah i'm still planning on returning it i gotta mail it back to get it returned they are tighter damn daddy these are tough. Damn. Penny Pinter over here. Tough times. A little bit of rain by the jacket going to take it back.

Cool. That's fun. Hey, different strokes for different folks, man. Yeah, at least you're saving money. I'm telling you, as soon as Ross Dress for Less opens back up, I'm in there. I would say, what was the man asking again? Castles, King of Sting. Castles are, now there's a Kentucky castle.

Can we look that up? There's one castle in America called the Kentucky Castle. And I stayed there. Oh, really? I stayed there whenever I did. Have you ever gone to Medieval Times? Yep. That's not a real castle, though, Brendan. Yeah, but it's the closest thing we have.

And you eat chicken with your hands? Yeah, you're right. Good call. Name the movie. They're at Medieval Times. And he goes, can I get a Diet Coke? She goes, dude, we're in Medieval Times. Hence, there was no Diet Coke.

Ace Ventura? You don't remember? Brendan, do you know where it's from it's the cable guy is it the cable guy in the movie and that's how

this show yeah I think it's the cable guy hold on can I get a knife and fork and she goes dude

there are no knife and forks hence medieval times he goes oh but there's Diet Coke she goes dude I got a long day

what's the cable guy yeah it's cable guy it's cable guy yeah it's cable guy because remember he plays the character okay i'd love to be part of this yeah all right but i cannot guy for sure and there's the kentucky castle right there and this castle in kentucky is interesting because here's what happened a man was in love with a woman built the castle for the woman standard and then uh she never came back to him oh wow she didn't see the pictures she she just wasn't down why because it's a castle usually because the old saying was build that castle get that asshole no it's build that castle get that asshole oh damn that's aggressive yeah that asshole. Oh, damn.

That's aggressive. Yeah, that is very aggressive, Brendan. Well, that's the saying in Kentucky. I didn't make it up. Well. That's why he built a goddamn castle. Well, dang. Now, I want to see, what do you guys think about the British from being from Asian and African American white culture? What do you guys, do you guys have thoughts about the British growing up?

What do you mean? Did you guys have any, like, thoughts about it? Like, did you guys have thoughts about the British growing up? What do you mean? Did you guys have any like thoughts about it? Like, did you guys have any? I love British people. To me, they're exotic because I love Game of Thrones and shit like that. I love Harry Potter. So to me, like the way people see, like, I'm an Asian girl. I'm like, wow, that's a unicorn.

Wow. Those Brits, you hear that fellas, eh? But you gotta wait till they talk. That's just a white guy to you, right? I like white guys though. Oh, but that's true. But you don't know until they speak, really. But they probably walk a bit more like, eh. Like, don't.

Yeah. Hey, you. Probably. You gotta get Chappelle over there. Chappelle, we gotta get you over there. What do you think about the British? You already had any thoughts about the British? Oh, yeah.

Because a lot of the punk rock bands that I listen to that's true like uh slipknot are they british no they're from iowa des moines i see no no not basically corn british they call them no the who yeah oh yeah huh um then you got some like the punk rock band like discharge um exploited gbh um sex pistols cockney rejects you got a lot this guy's got one for you okay there goes a guy right here he knows the bands brennan and theo down here from up north in the uk got hunking and stinking for chapelle we got oasis definitely maybe or Stone Roses Gang Gang Boss Nuts oh man I don't know something they do I thought Chappelle would know

that's a very good question that's what Chappelle does with those people oh man he hit me with a tough question I'll probably have to go with Oasis definitely maybe that's my favorite album and you gotta know

who these people are Brendan do you know no but it's yeah you listen to Nickelback it's Chappelle and his friends dude yeah these are the kind of kids

that meet up in an abandoned Walmart you know and somebody you know drags in a generator and you know plugs in a couple fluorescent lights and they get after it

and they beat the shit out of each other oh you're talking about a rave mosh pit? Paint each other's bodies and stuff, yeah. I've seen it. It's Wiccan, baby. You ever been in a mosh pit? It's Salem.

I was in one when I was growing up. There was a band around me called, like, Deaf Kitty or something like that. It was always an impairment matched with an animal, you know? It was like Blind Monkey, Deaf Kitty, you know? Eyes wide shut blind monkey deaf kitty you know eyes wide shut bats yeah yeah yeah wheelchair lemurs you know it was always something that had to do with that a handicap and then a and an animal you know know? That's hilarious. Yeah. Drowned alligators, you know? We got a show tonight, man.

My buddy manages a subway and it's close. Yeah, after hours, bro. Be there. Have you gone to a rave? Yeah, I've been to some. Not for me, man. Yeah? All night. No, fuck, no.

And that's a British thing, I think, raves, aren't they? Where did raves start, Nick? Really? Because Bisping used to be a damn DJ. They also got hooligans out there. Could also be something fun we could partake in. Ooh, yeah. Go to one of the Premier League games and join the hooligans

and fuck some people up. Right there. In America America they call it protesting. Also known as hardcore by early period. You'll see acid movement. Late 80s. Go back one page, Nick. To just the beginning of... Oh, just the beginning. Okay. What does it say

there? The UK right at the top? Anything? It said it started with the 80s with the UK acid movement. Oh, wow. There you go. You're right. So people doing acid. That's a heavy drug. Wow.

You're wasting an acid bath, and that's it. Is that it? No, we got a guy right here. Another debate club. Theo Vaughan, Brandon Sharp. Coming to you from northeast of Scotland, rural Scotland. I've got a debate club for you Scotland or Ireland Scotland

we've got Glasgow Haggis, William Wallace, Lewis Capaldi Whiskey is originally from Scotland believe it or not we've got kilts, we've got bagpipes we've got Loch Ness Monster, Andrew Schultz's mum is from Glasgow originally. Ireland, they've got Dublin, leprechauns,

Conor McGregor, that's pretty much much it Andrew the fake Irishman Santino he's not from Ireland he claims he is he's not his last name Santino I've no clue why he thinks he's gang gang buzz buzz Theo thank you so much for coming to Glasgow a few months ago almost a year ago maybe

no one else ever comes up here so we all appreciate that so much. Brendan Sharpe, I know you're planning on coming up here. I appreciate that as well. Gang Gang Buzz Buzz, keep doing what you're doing. And yeah. Cool cat. Got a little romantic at the end. At the end there, I know he was going down yeah yeah this is really he's like this

oh yeah man i love glasgow man i love scotland man this is so tough dude i've never been i've only been to i'm gonna be biased i've only been to dublin it's the greatest place i've never been. I'm going to be biased. I've only been to Dublin. It's the greatest place I've ever been. Wow. Dublin's awesome. Just because I've never been to Scotland. That's fair. And this gives me an out because since he chose Ireland, I can choose Scotland. Boom. Win-win all the way around.

Yeah. Yeah. Good submission, mates. Yeah, good submission, mates. Yeah, we always loved you. Chin, what do you think about Britain when you guys hear about it? I always think sophistication, smart whenever I hear people talk with that British accent.

Oh yeah. Yeah, fancy. Jim went out there with me. Jim's been out there. I'm also Ireland. By far one of the best places on earth. You should try to get a neck tat. That's how much I loved it. I was going to get a neck tattoo there. Damn. Damn.

What'd y'all get tattooed in ireland in dublin i'm not sure i forgot the tattoo artist's name but it was one of our channel got it chin try to get on his neck but the homeboy wouldn't do it yeah still bummed about that damn he was looking out for you well i would be happy with it so yeah yeah well cheers mate cheers cheers man cheers cheers

thanks for the submissions had a great time good on you man good on you we did it huh that's it kids first country themed

episode what should we do next let the fans vote I'm assuming Australia would be a banger I think I think Australia

we could do Australia maybe can you lead us out with a different British tune or something, Nick, that is a... Sex Pistols. Their favorite thing is Sweet Caroline, man. Oh, yeah. Can we play that, though? Probably not. By Neil Diamond? They love

Sweet Caroline. Who's saying it? Darren Till? Neil Diamond's saying it, but... Darren Till, if you notice, it always looks like he's trying to catch a baby that's falling off a building. You notice that? He always has just that look. Like, where's it going to fall, you know? Hit it, Nick.

Shout out Till, man. Shout out Liverpool. Stroud, Sheffield, Essex. Manchester. Shout out Chelsea. This is a sound alike, so. This works. We can't get dinged for this, can we, Nick? a sound alike, so. This works. We can't get dinged for this, can we, Nick?

I don't think so. We probably can. It's a guy doing karaoke. Well, this is a sad version. This is at a senior citizen's home. I love it. I think it's a Chinese restaurant. This is at a Korean barbecue. That is great, bro.

It is a Chinese restaurant. This is a show. Nothing makes any sense. Watch him kill it. We need to meet some black Chinese guys. That's what we need. We do. There's black and Asians.

Yeah. Let's meet a white Indian guy. But I'm talking black Chinese, bro. Black and East. That's rarely done. I'm talking about black and East. Yeah. We'll put an ad out. Okay. Blackanese. That's rarely done. I'm talking about Blackanese. Yeah. We'll put an ad out.

Okay. Touching me. Oh, somebody's going to have a stroke. Sweet Caroline. Oh, oh, oh. For some reason, it's super British. So good. So good.

So good. Ricky Hatton came after this against Floyd Mayweather. He did? Tyson Fury came after this. Darren Till. So good. Ricky Hatton came after this against Floyd Mayweather. He did? Tyson Fury came after this. Darren Till. Tom Ford. Kate Spade. Are there any female British fighters?

Where them bitches at? Good question. You know what I'm saying? I don't know any. Because if you go there a lot of these ladies look like they've gone a couple rounds

with a freaking mirror you know yeah they look like they bite ya oh yeah dude I gotta pee so bad alright man gang

gang bruh love y'all love you guys good on ya Britain good on ya Love you guys. Good on you, Britain. Good on you. Warm, yeah. Touching warm. Reaching out. Touching me.

Touching you. Sweet Caroline. Touch the sea so good. Sweet Caroline, you turn the seas over. I will fly to you forever. Oh, no, no. We're going to the last chorus here Are you going to sing with me or not? Okay, take care, bye Yeah, sweet Caroline

The time never seems so good Sweet Caroline I believe they never could Sweet Caroline The time never seems so good Thank you.