The Greatest Generation - (A Man With) Very Suspicious Loaf (S6E21)
Episode Date: June 19, 2017When Commander Riker’s mind is compromised on a dangerous mission, his jailers convince him that the life he knew aboard the Entrepreneur has been a fantasy. But when the firewall he’s erected to ...preserve his sanity begins to crack, Riker must keep his edge or risk finishing his reality too soon. Is the Entrepreneur a Seattle-chill type place? How deep is too deep to bow? Is that a Cardassian pillow? It’s the episode you can think of in a pinch, to keep you in the game.
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Welcome to the greatest generation. The Star Trek Podcast by two guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek
Podcast.
I'm Adam Pranica.
And I am looking at Adam while doing Ben Harrison.
Really popping a lot of cherries today. Ben, first and foremost, you popped my
Langer's cherry. Yeah. Oh, I am too full for pod. Yeah, we are here at the World Headquarters
of MaximumFun.org, overlooking MacArthur Park. A place chosen for its proximity to Langer's.
I learned.
Yeah, Langer's of course is a delicatessen that serves in probably large meat sandwiches
and by improbably kind wait staff.
Really nice.
Yeah, what a big getting called Hun and you know like you got the you got the classic
your bill was $48 million and not $48. Oh yeah, I love that bit. So fun that bit it's old as time
but it's it's real charming when it's a nice old lady doing it right. Yeah, yeah. If it was just
some dingong at a convenience store counter. No. It's not fun at all.
No, thank you.
But when you're full of pastrami.
Yeah.
So we're here in Los Angeles, California.
We stayed up late last night and watched the episode.
We're here to review today on the on the couches in my wife's family's house.
The best place to do something embarrassing is on the couch of your mother-in-law's
home, right? Yeah. It's been a long time. I feel like we really made a lot of hay out of the fact that
that we did that last time. And this time nobody was around, so it felt a lot more covert. You know, I didn't have to ask to be excused to go watch Star Trek.
No.
But yeah, it's a...
I still feel very apologetic for the show's involvement in their life at any level, though.
Yeah, it is a hard thing to look your mother-in-law in the eye and admit that you're doing.
She had so much higher hopes for her only daughter.
Yeah.
Oh well.
Well, the pastrami is settling in our stomachs, dumbing us up.
I really feel bad for you Ben, we're in a locked soundproof booth after just having had
giant pastrami sandwiches.
Anything could happen.
The ventilation system's been shut off
the door locks from the outside.
Yeah.
Are you ready to do some pod?
Maybe this room might be the most appropriate
possible place to do this episode from
because it does feel like a place you get thrown
if you were a danger to yourself and others.
Yeah, I expected this is maximum funds HR department in this room, right?
This is where you're counseled, sternly.
So should we get into it at him? Yeah, let's do that. Real happy episode for you today.
Season six episode 21, frame of mind.
mind. So this one starch with a long take and you can tell that things are tense right off the bat based on Riker's hair. Typically I am against the experience of watching
the crew have hobbies outside of Star Trek, you know, outside of their job of Star Trek.
Right.
And this sets the tone right away.
So the doctor is probably your least favorite character because she seems to have the most extra
crewgiller shit on her plate of anybody.
Yeah. Breakfast with the captain.
Teaching drama.
I thought people in the medical community always had the longest hours. They're the ones sleeping at work.
Maybe that's all changed here in the future.
A perfect medical future.
Well, it's a long taken.
It kind of starts, it puts you off balance to begin with because you have a voice coming
from off screen, but it's not immediately clear who it is, and Ryker is interacting with this person
in a way that quickly reveals itself to be like he doesn't quite have his wits about him.
He's kind of contradicting himself and losing track of the reality he is trying to build with
the person he is talking to. And Ryker can be hair, esquieu, and wallide occasionally.
So it's not entirely out of character for him.
Yeah, it might have just been a long night in Holodeck's forfer.
Or Commander Riker in Long Night on Rising.
Yeah, I heard...
Long Night on Riser 2 makes Long Night on Riza look like long night on Riza 3.
He's trying to...
Two tapes on that one.
Yeah, yeah, there's an intermission for the squeegee crew to come into the theater.
Grouse. The the thing here is he's trying to talk his interlocutor out of the idea that he's a crazy
criminal person, right?
He's like, I'm looking forward to proving my innocence.
Making the argument that he wasn't in his right mind, but he's willing to stand trial, but
he didn't do it, but he's sorry, but let me go because I'm much better now.
Sure, and the person that he's talking to is like verbally trapping him.
I thought you said you accepted what you do.
After everything he says, he's really getting boxed in. That's really not what you want in your therapist. Laying little rhetorical traps for you.
How many appointments do you go to that go like that before you start auditioning others? Yeah.
It's like Ted Cruz, I don't think I want you to be my therapist anymore. This doesn't seem like a healthy, uh,
doctor-patient relationship. Pay him in soup, though.
So yeah, I mean, and then the reveal is that he's been, uh, that he's like,
I guess he's like trying to remember one of the lines and that the can,
the camera cuts and Beverly is there.
Why don't we take a break for tonight?
The interlocutor is data and they've been practicing for a play and record goes so far
as to say he doesn't feel like he's right for the part.
He feel like he did great.
Yeah.
He went on like a four-page monologue and only slipped up at the very end.
Yeah.
I might even say that this scene is, is
Freak's best scene in the episode.
I think that's fair. It's a, it's a weird episode because it
really like oscillates between moments of like triumph and
achievement and a couple of just like clunky ass things that
happened that are just like, ah.
This could have been a mountain
if they hadn't stepped on a couple of pieces of poopy.
The premise of the app makes me think
if the story began from the perspective
of wanting to give actors something different to do
than they normally get.
If that's where you begin with breaking a story like this,
instead of what it probably was,
which was like, what if Raker's crazy?
What if he thinks he's crazy?
What if he's a prisoner of war?
Like, I wonder how much story breaking comes
from the idea of boredom for a group of actors.
Yeah.
And if that's where this came from.
Like at the table read, they're all just checking their watches
and just like, oh my God, another goddamn space time rift are you
Being being reiker sucks
Yeah, have we had like a good riker episode yet this season? Yeah, it feels like it's been a while maybe well anyways
Crusher kind of calms him down says that it's possible to overbur herce which is a
Maybe not the right thing to say to somebody who's still not off-book.
If there's anyone you want to act across, you want it to be data, right?
Yeah.
I bet he could whisper lines to you the entire time without his lips moving.
Yeah, he could throw his voice, like you're the only person in the room that can hear it.
Really safe place to act, I think.
Yeah.
But he gets calmed down and he's like heading home
and he's walking in the hallway, like rehearsing his various
lines and comes across a man with very suspicious loaf.
This guy has women's suffrage bonnet loaf.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Yeah. It's like that iconic tunnel in Marin where there's two side by side. Yeah.
But then his hair also is that shape.
It's real split top butterloaf too.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Like just seeing this guy is enough for Riker to Rikerize to theme song.
I don't get the sense that the entrepreneur is a very social place because the thing that makes
this guy stand out is that he's looking at Riker as he walks by. Maybe the enterprise is a real
Seattle chill type play where you walk by someone and you're not supposed to look or say what's up.
Is this a real Seattle chill type play? Where you walk by someone and you're not supposed to look
or say what's up.
Yeah.
What's that guys problem?
He's really familiar.
Yeah.
Blow it up the spot.
He must have forgot.
Mind your own business.
Something great about Seattle's, that Seattle chill,
because most of the time I don't want to interact
with anybody, so it's great.
But if I ever want want to interact with anybody, so it's great.
But if I ever want to immediately alienate somebody, I can, and it will work.
It's within your power.
Yeah.
Anybody walking down the street, you give a how do you do, and they're like running for the hills.
Yeah, we don't like that.
That's what makes recording in the same booth is you so uncomfortable for me.
Yeah, you're steeped in that culture.
Yeah.
We have basically the same thing in New York.
Like, you don't really strike up a conversation with somebody.
It's like Jay-Z says, concrete bunghole,
where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
I was visiting some cousins in Vermont
and like I was gonna to help my uncle fix
up something on his house so he had to go to the hardware store and just didn't know the
hardware store guy from from anybody else that they passed the time for like an hour
and a half and I want to do crawl out of my skin. I think what could we possibly have to say to this roob? Looks like you're here to dig a grave!
Shuffle's around aisle two.
Now the O-Shuffle has a fiberglass handle, so that if you hit a power line it doesn't shock you.
Are you trying to disold pet cemetery bee?
The mashup no one asked for?
Yeah, well let's move on.
I don't know, like Riker's got a bee on top of everybody on the ship, right?
Like seeing a strange lieutenant with weird loaf.
He should know who that is, right?
It seems like there
should be sort of a pyramid of rank on the ship and there can't be that many
lieutenants on board and if he's in command of the roster he's gonna know
everyone. This guy's a little shifty though. The order of business for Rikers that
he's getting briefed by Captain Picard on like a covert mission he's gonna have
to do on this planet. Do we have a name on this planet?
To load his four?
The fucking stupid page of notes that we have open doesn't say what the planet is, so
we'll never know Adam.
Does it really matter?
No, but anyways, this planet there's like a breakdown in the social order.
There's a federation team that is missing and they don't want to interface with any local authorities
because they're all, you know, warlord type situations.
And importantly, Picard tells Raker that they have resorted to torture to get what they
want.
They're all vying for power and they're they're concerns that these federation
Hostages are getting tortured the last time riker had to go behind enemy lines and
Dress as if he had to fuck his way out of that hospital remember. That's true
Riker's like man. I got to pack a bag in both sets of quarters
You remember that from the hit film, Hard Night on Rysa Volume 4?
Yeah.
Oh man.
There's a really fun James Bond-esque scene
in this episode where Warf sort of plays
the part of Guy with Inventions.
This apparel will help you pass as a common merchant.
Showing them to a 007
riker who gets to like sort of try them out at the desk. Yeah. Really fun. He gets the
he gets the communicator that's on a gold chain. He gets a watch that sprays hot sauce in case
they want him to eat something with mayonnaise in it. Yeah, he's got that car that that throws up the smoke screen to people behind him.
Yeah.
Wormf is being kind of a motherhead too.
He's like really worried about Riker.
I suggest you pay closer attention commander.
Your life will be at stake.
You know, Riker's not necessarily taking the danger of this as seriously as Worf would like. Well, you forget that Worf and Riker are best friends because they stopped
supporting that character development like three seasons ago.
Yeah, they wrote it in once and then forgot about it.
Yeah.
There was that ex incident that they never recovered from.
I feel like Michael Doran didn't forget that Worf and Riker are best friends.
Maybe Frank's did. The writing staff definitely did. Yeah. that they never recovered from. I feel like Michael Doran didn't forget that Wharf and Riker are best friends.
Maybe Frank's did.
The writing staff definitely did.
Yeah.
But Wharf is like, hey, but the best part about this mission
is this knife.
And he's got this crazy, sneaky blade
that apparently you need to dance around with
in order to close a business deal on this planet.
There's like a knife ceremony for every purchase or transaction that you make.
And Wurf is demonstrating it a little bit. And it, you know, looks suspiciously like
Klingon Yoga. But he doesn't have quite as much control over that as he,
He doesn't have quite as much control over that as he
Over this as he does that so he he nicks riker on the side of the head that fully sound of knife on face was
Unmusticably cringey. Yeah, I'm sorry commander. He looks at worth appropriately pissed
Like what the hell are you doing, man? The fuck is wrong with you? There's no way this alien loaf is gonna stick
if my head's bleeding.
Is the idea of it is gonna go down belowft?
It sure seems that way,
that's the only way to blend in.
Yeah, the doc patches him back up
and it's kind of like,
they're like talking play while she's
patching him up right he's like he's still got nerves about this situation.
He's like oh I guess I can I can get out of the play portion of my life.
This is a great excuse. He's basically trying everything he can try with the
doc and eventually consents to continue with the play.
When you hire Commander Riker as an actor in your troop, consent also applies to which
part to give him.
Well, consent can be withdrawn at any time.
It's true.
Any reason.
Yeah.
A ticket is no guarantee of a ride band. He does display and like takes a bow and stands up and the audience has been replaced
by a wall.
And he is in an actual version of the prison set that he's been acting in.
Are there rules about bowing in the theater context?
Because he really goes deep on that bow.
It's a sign of deep respect.
It's almost like a yoga-esque fold-over bow.
And it made me wonder if that was a little too deep.
If that was this problem.
Yeah, there was that thing in the 80s of like,
there was always some Japanese businessmen in something
and like the main character has
to learn all the like signs of respect and like you know the depth of bow is a thing.
But I kind of feel like Riker is more of a like twirl your hand over your head and bow
guy than a like deep sincere you, austere bow like this.
I think data could really put him to shame
in the bow department.
Like totally stick his head up his own butt.
I was data super flexible too.
Yeah, how could he not be?
Raker does some great Isaac thing here,
because he like bows and looks up
and the guy with the suspicious loaf is suddenly in
the audience and you can see the like the shock and horror wash over him before he goes
in for bound number two which lands him in actual jail.
He's asking himself the same question we are which is why isn't Lieutenant Jay sitting
in that seat?
Are she on the Picard on the outs again?
I don't know.
Sure seems that way.
Yeah.
Sad.
Well, he, you know, in this jail cell
is talking to a different guy with the weird loaf.
Yeah.
Okay.
I found it very hard to tell these different loaf guys apart.
You got damn loaf racist is what you are.
Yeah, they all look the same different.
I will freely admit that this loaf makes all faces look the same.
Maybe they found the key loaf makeup for this episode,
the one that makes them all look like universally similar.
Because they all have the same hair color and similar face shape,
like sun's loaf, they all got the same kind of like jaw shape. They all have sort of vaguely Peter Fonda hair. Yeah
That really like lobed back
Receiving hairline. Yeah, but they don't have the Peter Fonda teeth, which is why they're not as charming
Yeah
Love those Peter Fonda teeth
Yeah, the only the only two loaf people that stand out are the one lady
and the one guy that's like a foot taller
and 150 pounds heavier than everybody else.
Yeah.
The guy with attitude.
He's basically the only guy who sticks out to me
because of that attitude.
He's like a little bit of a jerk prison warden.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like the muscle in this prison.
Yeah, that guy we're talking about is Mavek.
Who is married to Mimi Leder?
Mimi Leder is the television director.
Whoa.
Director of note, especially lately,
for her work in my favorite show, The Leftovers.
No way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
Pretty awesome.
Married up. No kidding. I don't think it's insulting to say I think he might say that.
As a man who married up, I can't. As someone who played the hit character Mavic in season six of
Star Trek the next generation. People are still talking about his work as Mavic.
Really can't wait to pull a natural Mavik out of the cards.
On my flight from JFK to LAX, you always see one or two famous and I saw this guy signing
some headshots when we were at the baggage claim and the guy was like, can you sign it
Mavik? the baggage claim and the guy was like, can you sign it, Maevek? Oh. I think, you know, I don't like to spend a lot of time
in touristy places, but you walk down Hollywood Boulevard,
get your picture taken with your Spider-Man,
your Batman, your Maevek.
Yeah.
Very friendly.
Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, it's always funny to see the kind of broad range
of Maevek's, like there's the one that definitely got his
Mavic love at the Halloween store.
But then there's the guy that like really takes it seriously
and might have ordered the like $100 Mavic costume off
Amazon.
I also really appreciate the female Mavic
because like this whole Mavic gender binary thing
isn't cool.
Yeah, fuck that.
Anyone can be a Mavic inside.
Yeah.
Be the Mavic you want to see in the world.
That's what I say.
It is a crazy, crazy, one with dog, baby face.
Are you not finding it within yourself?
Just stand up, tell the truth.
You don't deserve the wealth that you never want.
There's like this doctor there in this cell.
And it's explained to Raker that the enterprise is a delusion.
Like the real life here enterprise is a delusion.
Like the real life he remembers is the fantasy life.
And the reality is that he is like a violent and insane criminal who is in this facility for
his own good.
This to me was the best part of this episode because the doctor and everyone around Riker
makes a fairly credible case for this.
Yeah, I mean, like they have a lot of corroborating evidence.
It was scary the first time I saw this episode and it was scary when I saw it again, just
the how tenuous the grasp on reality is for anyone at any time.
Yeah, I mean, it's the same premises, 12 monkeys,
which plays with this in the same fun way,
where like, you know, when you don't have any like way to verify
the thing you believe is true, like, what do you do?
It's also terminator too, like, has the same idea,
and it like, she, you know, is institutionalized
because she believes that there's a robot from the future.
And like, nobody has any reason to believe that she's right, but she fucking is.
In St.US Island is a scary place in the past, in the present, and in the science fiction
future.
It's universally terrifying.
They do that thing where they sort of purplock riker to the lunchroom, and it's nothing
but like a hallway of screams
and people twitching and stuff.
It's really bad.
Yeah.
That's all sound design too.
Like the lunchroom is pretty chill,
but the like long hallway to it is.
They pan stuff around too in a really effective way.
Yeah, the hallway to the lunchroom
is job of the huts dungeon level scary-ness.
Yeah.
And he gets there and like the first person he meets is this lady who is like, yo, I'm
commander blue and from the Yorktown.
And she slides a spoon out of her sleeve and like radios up to Starfleet command to
Ressie Riker, which is like, man, like that is like the most fun piece of writing, because
she is clearly off her chain. And not until that moment, though, it's a tease and reveal,
like because because riker totally has hope in that moment. Right. The way it is revealed
that she is nuts when she pulls that spoon out is like so devastating to him and so it so underpins the story that the creepy
look love doctor has been telling him. Yeah. They call Reikers fantasy world his starship fantasy.
Which I really like. Tances are Reikers life on the Enterprise is kind of a fantasy.
That's also what I call this show when I tell my wife
I'm gonna go record it. I'm gonna go do my Starship fantasy with my friend Ben. Yeah
Have fun
Be home for dinner. Yeah, I embarrassingly forgot a key piece of equipment that we needed to record while we were out here in LA
a key piece of equipment that we needed to record while we were out here in LA when I was packing.
So we had to come over here to the Max-Lyn HQ
and ask if we could have our starship fantasy
in their recording booth, awkward conversation.
Yee.
Yeah.
There's doctors in this facility,
and Raker is presented with the option
of reflection therapy or lobotomy. And what we find with reflection
therapy is a really cool scene where he sat down in a chair and he's presented with figures
that he's told are from his imagination.
Yeah, there's this device, like on the coffee table in front of him that kind of looks
like it was like straight out of dune. Like. It really has the Dune aesthetic to it,
but it scans his head and then like,
Picard and Troy and Wharf show up.
And they're like,
I felt threatened.
I was being watched.
Someone must have followed me.
They take on the different aspects of Riker's personality.
Troy pops up first and she speaks very emotionally They take on the different aspects of Riker's personality. Yeah.
Troy pops up first and she speaks very emotionally about Riker's thoughts the night of, you
know, the night of whatever crime he's accused of committing.
Right.
And Warf talks about the aggressive feelings that he felt at that moment and Picard is sort
of the logic center of Riker's brain.
Yeah, I mean, like the reason he is ostensibly in this jail
is that he like killed somebody in incredibly grizzly way.
Like, Maevek is like telling him about how it took hours
to clean all the blood off of him.
He came in because he'd like mutilated this person's body.
Just getting the blood off your hands took over an hour.
Hahaha.
Mayvette kind of laughed about it too.
Like, it is Mayvette's steel.
Mayvette is like cranking it in the corner
to see if his body being cut apart.
Jesus, Mayvette, what?
Hahaha.
Is Mayvette a guard or an occupant of this place?
Hahaha.
But like, when the doctor tells him about the crime,
like that is like the worst,
both the worst writing and the worst acting in this episode
because,
because Breaker is going like,
leave me alone!
No!
It's such an unmotivated reaction, you know?
Like he has been presented with a lot of plausible evidence that these people are telling
him the truth and that he is in fact not in his right mind. So why does he believe so firmly that
he didn't do that? Wouldn't a more affecting reaction of that be like the dawning realization that
a good person has done a very bad thing and that person is him.
Yeah.
What they didn't do was slide the Manila envelope
full of those awful crime scene pictures across the table.
That's a scene you get every time that you don't get here.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
That'd be easy to Photoshop, right?
If you're in prison for a murder,
you aren't sure you committed.
Don't you have to ask to see those pictures just to be sure?
Yeah, what's your evidence, jerks?
Where's those pics?
There's those tasty, tasty stabbing pics.
That is either pics, Mayvick is like,
some of them are stuck together.
Oh.
Bad Mayvick.
Mayvick is the worst.
Don't let your kids take a picture with him in front of
Roman's Chinese theater. Yeah. Yeah. because they're worse. Don't let your kids take a picture with him in front.
Roman's Chinese theater.
Yeah, yeah.
I just don't want them anywhere near him.
Keep it to Groot.
Okay.
Baby Groot, if possible.
This bed inside Rikers prison
is maybe the only bed more uncomfortable
than Jordy's bed in his quarters.
It is like a steel table.
Have we seen that triangle pillow somewhere before?
I think we have.
That triangle pillow.
That's a recycled prop.
Yeah.
Is that like a cardassian pillow?
Did they give Picard a triangle when he was in that torture chamber?
Is that a cardassian pillow? pillow is maybe the most quintessentially
greatest gen line we've had in a long time.
Yeah, so look for the Cardassian pillow in the Max Fun store.
This episode kind of oscillates because like he keeps kind of coming back to in
Ship reality like he's he's like kind of on on the D and in the jail and like you know every time he turns around
He's in a different place which is super confusing for him and and so he comes back and they're like yeah
Like you have to do the play tonight and he's like what I already did the play no
Playland to me exactly where I didn't want to be.
And uh, and sure enough, like he goes and does it.
And in the middle of a scene, like, you know, like spooky loaf boy is in the audience one
more time.
And Riker, like, turns around.
And you know, the fourth wall has been replaced by an
actual wall. There are some real Conan Berg vibes here. They do like shot reverse shot of the same person.
Yeah. It's fun like it's got some editing tricks that are pretty cheap to do but very effective
and I think that the reason they work is that they do so many other, so
many other parts of the episode are really long takes. Like they kind of do what Birdman
does, which is treat a theater situation as an opportunity for a long take. So Riker's
doing like minutes of monologue at a time where the camera is like, is, you know, steady camming around and moving, but it never cuts. And then when it does,
it's like, whoa, reality changed completely. Yeah.
It's really cool. They give him a ton to do. I don't know if there's
another person besides Stu, you could load up like this on the show.
Yeah, it made me think like, I mean, we kind of have got this episode in the chain of command,
Arc, but I could not help but think what,
what JL pipes would do with the part that Frakes gets
in this episode.
Yeah.
It's funny.
He's like, at one point, Riker is telling Picard, like,
I don't know if I want to do this play.
And Picard is like, well, if you don't do it,
Beverly is going to come make me do it.
So you fucking better do it.
Everyone's so fucking afraid of that doctor.
Yeah.
Chicken.
She has a lot of power on the ship.
Yeah.
Oh, you're not going to be in the play.
Well, I don't know if you're medically fit to be captain. From a medical standpoint. I've got a hypospraful of what may
or may not be baby laxative. For as good as the editing tricks are, the effects in this episode are not great.
No.
Like the whole video toaster, shatter, affect the lady spinning across screen, the star
wipe.
There are a lot of ways that they break the reality for Riker that I personally wouldn't
have chosen.
The series of bubbles that come up from the bottom of the screen
Oh, is he supposed to be in a fish tank in this part the ball bouncing off the frame of the TV painting the scene below
Page peel. Yeah, always good. Yeah, always a classic the ripple where
is good. Yeah, always a classic. The ripple where the computers and smart enough to replace the pixels on the edge. So you see a
little like black on the edges where where it's rippling.
One of them is just a blue screen. But in describing all of
those things, I think Rikers faltering sanity is legitimately scary.
And those moments, I feel like, are ruined by the shatter effect,
for example.
Yeah.
During the reflection therapy scene,
and when the characters start like invading against the doctors
and the facility, when Picard and Warf and Troy are begging
Riker to shut it down and stop believing them
and come back to himself.
You know, he does that thing where he tells them to
take a long walk and is looking back up at the doctor
for looks of approval.
You've taken a big step today.
Once that goes down, it seems like the episode kind of speeds up
because the next thing that happens is data and wharf
come like extraction squad style in the middle of the night
and are doing the bust him out of prison.
But he is so so, he is so like deep into the reality of I believe
myself to be a murdering insane man who is who has imagined all these starfleet people
that he like he like rats him out.
You know how some athletes have like lucky socks or a lucky sweat band or whatever.
Warf has worn this black leotard
on three totally failed missions.
He's gotta change that leotard, man.
Yeah, I was just thinking about like
how unstoppable data and warf would be
as an extraction squad.
Like one of them can open doors, the other one can't.
We haven't seen data throw someone across a shuttle bay Yeah. Like, one of them can open doors, the other one can't.
We haven't seen data throw someone across a shuttle bay in a long time.
Yeah.
And then this scene, we get a little bit of a tease for that.
Like, he grabs a guy and throws him against the wall.
Data doing some violence is really fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, but Riker, like, you know, makes a commotion
and gets the bad guy's attention.
And they like Maevek and his little lackey, his little Roman Polanski buddy come out and
like, yeah, they fight Warfin Data, they get tossed.
And they eventually get Riker to the like beam out point, right? And they've got the jumbo
crayolas set up to get them out. And he wakes up in six bay getting scanned. And it's like,
it's again unreality because they keep like fixing a cut on the side of his head. That's where the
knife was. It's bleeding again. Why you just healed it. He is so angsty at all times in this scene.
Like he is so frustrated by this wound healing process. I thought Patrick Stewart's performance
throughout this episode was really interesting because he's so a tertiary character in the story.
Like he really doesn't drive the story that much,
but he's there to sort of as a symbol of like the,
the like rock that is Riker's reality.
And when he's there and that's ineffective,
it's so upsetting.
Yeah.
Like when Frakes repudiates him during the reflection therapy scene,
it's like, fuck, like this is bad news bearers, man.
Yeah.
And you get a little of that in this six-base scene
and it winds up with Riker like throwing haymakers
and like punching wharf.
Not a good look in the workplace.
No.
Yeah, he gets a despester.
What are you doing, Will?
And he's like, what I'm gonna do?
Is that I'm gonna point it at me?
And they're like, dude, don't despester yourself.
We'll just give you a lint roller, man.
It'll be fine.
You don't have to do that.
Yeah, Wurf is like, I'll adopt your cat if that's what it takes, but don't.
I've got this duct tape I can wrap around my hand backwards,
and then just sort of get the lint off of you that way.
But I'm going to find out what's real and what's not.
We'll don't do it.
He blasts himself and he's back in the prison and the doctor and Mavik and the other guy,
sulac, what's up the guy's name?
Sure.
The administrator who is the...
You can't tell these people apart, Ben.
Why do you even try?
Indistinguishable from the guy who is the doctor,
in my opinion.
They're all there.
The handmaidens loaf people.
Yeah, and he starts like phasering everybody and everything.
And like the more phasering he does,
the more shattering and the more like the wall disappears
and the audience is there giving him a standing ovation
for all the great phasering.
Eventually he wakes up and he's in like a different place.
He's not in the ship and he's not in the prison.
He's in this like creepy science lab.
The kind of, it's kind of the schism's science lab.
Like record gut schism again.
You just got schism too, lab like record got schism again.
You just got schism to secret of the use.
And he's got schism juice going into his head. Yeah.
There's like an IV going into the part of the temple that he keeps getting cut.
The fatal flaw that all schismers do is they never strap down their patient.
Yeah.
You're just gonna get yourself out of that schism
if you're not strapped down.
Yeah, and they're always facing away from the patient too.
Like the computers and shit are all like facing
the other directions of their,
they're kind of caught off guard.
Like by the time, by the time they realize
he's becoming on schizms, it's like up
and ready to kick their butts.
I love that Riker sees a giant knife on the table across the room. Like a knife that has no
business in an operating or medical environment. You got to put that in an evidence locker.
Riker's like, well, I see no means for escape, except for that giant machete.
So he gets that giant machete, but he also gets the pendant that is a radio that should
be the way all other communicators are a way of finding him.
Radio's up to the entrepreneur and says, get me out of here.
And he beams up.
And the button of the episode is like a scene with him and Troy had Picard in the ready
room.
And they're kind of like, you know, wrapping everything up.
You know, it turned out he did go on his covert mission, but went missing two days into it. It turns out he did
Get tortured and the like it was like a deep psychological torture and the kind of bouncing back and forth between the ship and the reality of the play that he was in was
His mind building a defense mechanism against insanity
Maybe Frank's weirdest performance in the episode is like
him basically going like, and it is fucking awesome that I didn't go crazy.
Rikers like in a pinch I've gotten my mind to do all sorts of things to keep me in the
game. We don't even have baseball here in the future. I know a lot about baseball.
Believe me.
My mind conjured baseball on its own.
And I invented something called baseball, and then I win in Wikipedia.
It turns out it actually existed a long time ago.
I don't know who Margaret Thatcher is, but thinking of her naked on a cold day, really keeps me in the game.
And then he goes down to the set of the play and the doctor is like, hey, you know, like we were going to do this, me and the stage crew, we're going to do this tomorrow morning.
And he's like, I just got to see this through, Doc. And so he, uh, he ends the episode, like, starting
to rip the, the scenic, uh, design of the, of the set apart. I think that Ryker needs
more time to recover from this. This whole situation really fucked him up. Now, if you
lost your grip on reality, you're going gonna want to destroy the one symbol on the ship.
That can bring you back to the horror that you've been living through.
Now when you grab a piece of metal sheeting, you're gonna want to use some O-Ship-rood leather gloves.
This pair of gloves has been impregnated with a nice thick latex rubber that can protect
your hands from any cuts or gashes.
I love how little they show you of this.
Like he grabs a corner of sheeding and then you get like a half a second of pole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then it's like fade out.
Fade out credits.
I am a cute little ball. Thereade out credits. I am a beautiful,
There are more lights.
Did you like this episode?
It did.
It is not a mountain for me,
because of the couple of times where it just kind of loses its grip.
And um...
Oh, I see what you did there.
It's grip on reality.
It's grip on what it's trying to do.
Uh-huh.
Um... Maybe I'm biased. It's grip on reality. It's grip on what it's trying to do.
Maybe I'm biased.
I have taken an acting class or two at them.
When I was in college, I took an acting class in which I had to prepare a series of monologues
over the course of the semester.
One of the ones I did was the bread pit monologue from 12 monkeys.
And when I finished my scene before I could get feedback from the class or anything, my
professor who is this sophisticated, skinny little Manhattan lady just said to me, well,
I didn't like that very much but I didn't think Brad Pitt
was very good in that part either.
And it's like one of the most withering like she just fucking destroyed me in that moment.
Like I was like I'll never act again.
That was when you changed your major.
Yeah, I strongly considered a career and I was like, maybe I should become an electrician
or something.
She could have stopped your podcast career before it started.
Yeah.
Blue up on the launch pad.
She seems nice.
Yeah, she did not have a lot of respect for me, which maybe I didn't deserve.
I had not done nothing to earn her respect.
I understand.
Yeah.
But yeah, I guess maybe that made me especially sensitive to this being, you know, like,
if you're going to do shot corridor corridor in space like you want a fucking
Destroyify it like you really want to nail the
And they do so much of the time like there's so much of the time where you're like wow
What if this is an episode where we find out that Riker has been imagining all of this shit all along like what is that reality?
Look like after that like is there a federation or did he imagine that whole thing? Like, what's the deal? It would have
been a really interesting way to kill off a character. And by that, I mean, not
actually kill them, but like, you know, Frakes isn't on the show anymore.
Right.
Style. Yeah.
Um, you know, not that I want to see Frakes off the show, but like the, yeah,
the, when it's working, this episode is and like a couple of times it feels like really take the air out of it for me
mental illness is the most scary thing to me and
so the underpending of that story I
found like totally affecting and
Freak's performance as someone who is losing his grasp on that. I thought it was really strong. Yeah, the effects did not help because
There didn't need to be any like Frakes was the effect. Yeah, and that's all that you needed I
Much like much like Picard's terrible experience
I much like Picard's terrible experience, murdering millions of federation people.
I wish there was a greater consequence
for him in the episodes ahead.
Like, I know next week he's gonna go right back to work,
but there's no way that he should be able to do that.
Right, that he should be stable enough.
I mean, it's the same thing with Picard getting tortured too.
Yeah.
It's, or, or Jordi being, uh,
being turned into a manchurian candidate by the Romulans.
Hey, hey Ben, let's play a little game called,
Who Was Worse Tortured?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
It's everyone's favorite game.
Uh, was it Picard by the Cardassians?
Or was it Riker by,iker by by these loaf people?
What about Jordy? Jordy got tortured too. You're not counting him. I'm not. I feel like
I feel like his torture was in a solid third place. Third place torture
Jordy. Wow. I think what I'm trying to say is I think Riker had it worse than Picard. Yes.
Because mental torture, to me, as a torture connoisseur, got to go with mental on top.
Yeah.
You're like, Mavoc, beating off the gourd and violence is so pedestrian.
I need to have to taught psychological torture.
Yeah. I mean, there was a psychological aspect of a card's torture.
But he didn't completely get unhinged.
The psychological torture that Picard went through was fear factor when he had to eat the
live egg.
Yeah.
What about, I mean, like the fact that the torture that Joe Rogan could dispense is not the deepest form of torture I would
say.
I don't know.
Have you heard his podcast?
Oh!
I actually haven't heard his podcast.
I do.
I'm sure it's great.
I'm sure it's a great way to learn about space aliens being real and taking baths
in sensory deprivation chambers.
Hey, don't knock sensory deprivation baths until you try it.
Bob.
All right, well I'm looking for my opportunity.
One has not presented itself.
Adam, do you want to move on to a bit of business?
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What's the guy's name, the bad guy?
Sulak?
Yeah.
No!
Something like that.
Be nice if we had any research on this episode.
The guy who does the Shimoda graphs will have to do the research.
Yeah, Colin, that guy is my Shimoda, I think, because that, that last scene where
Riker wakes up, he's like, he's doing some evil shit and he just gets caught with his pants down.
Like it is such a, it's such a bonehead move that he's been inserting himself into Riker's reality, like via
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