The Greatest Generation - Potato Gun Energy (VOY S6E9)
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Welcome to the greatest generation it's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys just a little bit embarrassed about having a Star Trek podcast
I'm Adam Pryanaka. I've been Harrison how you doing today Adam?
The tops of my cans of seltzer water. You know, do you do this thing
like someone throws you a cold one and you grab it
and I reflexively, like I'll draw my thumb
across the part where my lips will go
and then I'll draw my thumb again over the top
where the popper goes and then it's ready to drink.
As if my thumb has any properties
that would make it any more clean, then it would be,
are you broadcasting from a summer barbecue or somebody underhanded you a cold one?
Well, I'm telling you this because like the last several cans of bubbly water I've had
have felt kind of greasy to me.
And I can't figure out why that is.
Yeah, I mean, it was definitely admonished as a boy to always clean a can
if I didn't know where it had been because,
you know, the boxes that they ship those in
are not like enclosed and so like rats
can run over the top of the cans or whatever.
Anything can happen in those trucks.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
But I guess I don't drink straight from the can very often in any case. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I guess I don't drink straight
from the can very often in any case.
Oh, is that my problem?
I feel like I went on like a tour
of a beer brewery one time and they-
Oh, no.
I'm now I'm gonna learn the awful truth, aren't I?
No, it wasn't bad.
It was just like you'll enjoy the beer more
if you pour it out in the glass because-
I've never seen that many rats fucking at once.
And it was on top of every can.
Rat rope after rat rope.
Most cans are made of breached shit.
No, it was just like,
you'll enjoy the beverage more if your nose is doing.
It's part of the job also.
Oh yeah.
Like when you drink a glass of wine,
your beak goes all the way in that glass.
I wanna open up this lime and bubbly water flavor.
That's a good thought.
Yeah, I don't know if it counts for soda pops and whatnot.
I chose lazy, I didn't want to dirty another glass,
but maybe I should have.
Now that I'm thinking of it,, the default way soda is presented to us in most contexts is
cup with lid and straw, which completely cuts the nose out of the equation.
It cuts the nose to spite the soda. It's not how it should be at all.
Yeah, I like my nose. I like breathing out of it.
Yeah, yeah.
I finally can.
Feeling as good as I have in weeks.
Oh, that's great to hear.
Clear right up.
And it's been a little while since the re-encounter
at far point, but I think at a great time doing
that live show.
And one of the things that we've been doing
with these streaming shows is VIP meet and greets,
where we, you could with these streaming shows is VIP meet and greets, where we...
You could compare these to a Zoom call where we just hop on and get to meet friends of
the soda briefly and we take a quick photo with them and talk to them about whatever they
want to talk about.
And we were on with listener Andrew recently who swears up and down.
He has a real fiance who isn't in Canada.
We spent most of our meet and greet time
trying to determine whether or not that was true.
But Andrew in a recent code 47 sent in
a whole bunch of custom made Star Trek madlips
and reminded us of this.
And I felt like an idiot because I was really excited
when we opened the box
and discovered these mad lives,
but we haven't done a madly Marin since we received them.
And I think we should rectify that today.
Oh yeah, let's rectify it big time.
They're both of us.
One, two, and you people, you're all,
I'm somehow a Star Trek.
Mad, mad, mad,
I'm somehow a Star Trek. Mad,, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a little nervous about being the word giver. I want to choose good words. Yeah, the shoes on the other foot today.
Yeah.
I guess we could potentially go back and forth also,
because the way these work is that we fill it out
on one side of a piece of paper and then we'll flip it over
and find out what we did.
So it's even going to be a mystery to me as we fill this out.
Wow.
Okay.
But why don't you get us started with a verb ending in I and G?
All right, verb ending in I and G. Verb is an action word. Right?
A verb is an action word, right? Oh, thank God. Okay. It's like my favorite star wars meme.
How about carving? Carving, okay. There's a my favorite Star Wars meme. How about carving?
Carving, okay.
There's a temptation to do Star Trek specific words, but the mad live itself is Star Trek specific,
so I don't think you need to, right?
This is a great point.
I think do whatever words make you feel good.
I'm gonna choose intentionally not Star Trek words.
Okay.
And then we'll find out how bad of a decision that was
Let me do the flip over verb is our next part of speech
All right drink drink, okay plural body part
Okay
boobes
noun home
nonsense name boobs. Noun. Home. Nonsense name.
Nonsense name.
That's got to be an alien, right?
What does that mean?
Nonsense name?
Like the name of a person that is unpronounceable?
Yeah.
Or weird?
Yeah.
How about, defested?
Hahaha.
I'm positive that Jake will take that on the way it's intended. How about... ...defested? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like two stuff? Uh-huh. Another verb, Adam.
Pack.
A period of time.
22 minutes.
Hey, I thought you were trying to avoid Star Trek specifics.
I know, I couldn't help it.
Three adjectives.
Three adjectives.
That's a part of speech that modifies a noun.
How about red, white, and blue?
Go Maraka.
A longer period of time than the previous.
Oh, how about 47 minutes?
Fuck, that's so good.
That's a Star Trek reference.
Verb?
Y'all?
And finally a planet.
Neptune.
Okay Adam, I'm gonna uh,
unfold this piece of paper and see
what we've got here.
This story is called Working with Janeway.
It goes like this.
Ensen Pranika,
you're going to be carving alone with Captain Janeway for the this. Ensen Pranika, you're going to be carving alone
with Captain Janeway for the first time today.
And I wanted to let you know a few things
before you accidentally drink on her boobs.
And get yourself into real home.
You're going down to Defested Five
and she is going to be relying on you to be skating at your very best. I know you've got what it takes
But you're going to have to stuff it right here right now
Well, the captain won't pack you on an away mission for 22 minutes. She's red, but she's white
She's also more blue than anyone I've ever met and she's kept us alive
also more blue than anyone I've ever met. And she's kept us alive for 47 minutes.
So stay focused.
Yel, whatever she tells you to,
and we'll all get back to Neptune before you know it.
Hey, that works.
That's pretty good.
That wasn't too crazy.
Yeah, I liked it.
It started very sexy though.
I mean, a plural body part, I was thinking dicks
because Klingons have more than the one.
Right.
That would have been a surprising thing
to learn about Janeway too.
Yeah.
But these things worked out great.
Thank you, Andrew, for sending those in.
Andrew, you rule.
Thanks for giving us our mayor an open today.
Yeah.
Well, Adam, do you wanna get into the meat of this episode?
Or are you into conspiratorial estate of mind?
I mean, is that even meat?
And is that what they want us to think?
I don't know.
It's meat laced with a dream of chrome.
Yeah. Probably.
Yeah, it's umbilical cord blood meat.
Yummy! It's Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Episode 9. Nice. The Voyager conspiracy.
Reaver course. Unless you've got something a little bigger in your torpedo tubes, I'm not dreaming about.
And in our cold open, we find Naomi Wildman is waiting for seven in her alcove.
I don't know how I feel about a kid playing in my alcove when I'm not around.
Didn't that always feel really intense when you were a kid and you'd go to a friend's
house and they'd like want to show to their parents bedroom?
Yeah, like their parents bedroom felt like a dangerous,
like not okay place to be as a kid.
Absolutely.
I mean, that's where all the porn was.
Hahaha.
There were definitely kids that I played with growing up
who like spent lots of time in their parents bedrooms
and like didn't understand why I had misgivings
about going in there, you know,
on a visit to their house or whatever. Yeah, Yeah. Kind of a lot can happen in there. Kind of a lot can happen
in there that you wish you could forget. But instead, it's just seared into your eyeballs forever.
Yeah. Paging through a dog-eared copy of The Joy of Sex. Yeah. Kind of more dog ears than you'd expect.
Yeah. It's like, how much of this
did you not remember from reading it?
What the hell, like you have to refer back all the time?
There's one of those clips that holds the book flat
like the recipe books, as if it's being looked at during.
Yeah.
Don't love that. Looked at During. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Naomi Wildman should know that she is not a priority for adults.
We're schedule for tomorrow. I'm working now.
The thing that Seven is preoccupied with is a new gadget that she's going to be modifying
her alko with that will enable her to download all of the sensor data from the ship and load
it right into her board brain. And in this way, she will have a deeper and
richer understanding of what the ship is going through on a day-to-day basis. And this
is something she was used to doing as a drone. And she's kind of bragging on how much
more capable she's about to become.
You know what this idea feels like?
Four tens.
You remember the first time that started to go around the office,
like, you know if I just work four tens,
I can get Friday off.
Like, this feels like what Seven's trying to do.
Like, if I could just work in my sleep,
I can start taking Fridays for me.
Right.
And then I could play Kata Scott with Naomi as much as I want.
That's not how this works, Sevin.
That's not how any of this works.
Yeah.
Now, you have to get the approval of a manager, and no manager of mine ever approved four
tens.
No matter how emphatic I was about the idea, Anytime I've had a job, like three o'clock rolls around
and I'm already so fucking desperate to leave,
I can't imagine like willingly adding a couple hours
to my sentence every day.
Yeah, I would say for me, and I know you know this about me.
I will just work and work and work.
And I will work toward free time in the future that I then never claim.
Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a cruel hamster ball you found yourself in.
Yeah, it's real bad. So when Naomi leaves, seven gets into her regeneration closet right after Naomi.
Yeah.
I'd probably wipe that down.
Maybe.
I would also probably do this with some supervision
if I was like doing something that will massively modify
the way information enters my brain.
Right, you want a chaperone for this, don't you?
I would recommend a chaperone anytime.
You're modifying the doors of perception.
And the music seems to agree with me.
Yeah.
Kind of a weird move to theme here.
Just a get up into the closet, into theme.
And after the theme, Janeway orders fajitas
from the replicator during a dinner with
Chicoetay and they are so authentic that even the plate is hot.
I love that.
Yeah, sizzling as they go across the restaurant and everybody starts ordering fajitas.
The kitchen's ready for that.
They started making a bunch of extra orders of fajitas the second the first one went out.
Hey, we got to move these peppers and onions before they spoil.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Time to get these babies out there.
I like seeing date night between Chicoete and the captain.
That's not what this is.
I guess they are in uniform.
They're in uniform and it seems like all they ever talk
about is work when they're together. Yeah. I like the, the like small townification of what life on Voyager is like.
Paris misread a simulation that the doctor was running on a screen in 6 Bay,
interpreted it as everyone on deck 5 is pregnant. That tore through the ship like wildfire as a rumor
and Nielix wanted to make a nursery
in one of the cargo base.
That's great.
How excited would Naomi Wildman be for some other kids?
Probably very excited.
That news probably affects her the most.
But her type of alien ages super rapidly, right?
So like, yeah, she's gonna be a teen
by the time these babies get born.
She's gonna hate these kids.
And then they'll probably like ask her
to help out with them and she'll totally resent them.
Yeah, yeah, it's actually not gonna work out
well for Naomi Wildman at all.
No.
It's gonna be bad.
Life is basically not going in Naomi Wildman's favor.
I think we can all agree on that.
Yeah.
Seven has finished her regeneration cycle
back in her alcove and immediately she blows
in a call to BLT.
And this is useful dialogue here to tell us what time it is
because BLT is pissed to be getting this call
waking her up.
Good morning, seven. This better be important.
I never want to admit that I'm still in bed
if somebody calls me and wakes me up
because I don't want them to feel bad, I guess.
And so I'll never, I'll never cop to being in bed,
but like most of the time people can hear it in my voice.
They're like, oh, I woke you up. I'm so sorry.
I'll call back later.
And I'm like, oh, you didn't. I was up. I've been up
You have routinely answered the phone when I've called with an apology right in the beginning
Sorry, hello. Yeah, Ben speaking
This is why I feel such an affinity for the people of Canada, you know, I bet you have a well-practiced
I wasn't just sleeping voice for the phone, right?
Because sometimes you'll just give yourself away
with groggy voice.
I think that groggy voice is hard to conceal is the issue.
So, my problem is my voice is very deep
when I first wake up, so like that's the giveaway.
Yeah.
I've clearly been sleeping if I sound awesome.
Who is this?
Yeah. Who is this really cool person?
I must have the wrong number.
Yeah, they show up on the bridge, seven and BLT,
with a request for the captain about turning off the sensor array.
And this is after everybody's up and the captain has decided
that they're not going to go check out this nebula that Chico Tay was interested in because she'd rather look into a graviton flux that
they picked up.
Why don't they ever do things that Chico Tay wants to do?
I mean, this felt like the right call, like between the two things, like this one more
profitable to their endeavor.
Probably no chance of you getting this graviton fluctuation pregnant to go day.
Whereas one in four nebulous we've encountered has been an entity of some kind, and who's
to say whether they're fecund or not? They're heading toward this graviton flux. It's been weird to take the sensors offline right now
because of that, but Sevin has this story about these photonic fleas that came aboard and she goes
through this kind of like air-cule puro sequence of events where
Neelix brought the larvae aboard
in a canister of spice that he acquired
from a former Tlaxian colony.
And like a million weird details lead them to opening up
a panel in a Jeffries tube and finding little bugs
flying around one of the pieces of equipment
and they're messing up the sensors.
And Seven was only aware of this
because she downloaded so much information
into her head last night.
I really love the unique way
that this episode presents that information.
Like the flashbacks and particularly the moments
of them beginning here,
like those choices are really good choices, I think.
I love the way the camera work goes in those flashbacks.
It's unusual too, right?
Yeah, like the camera kind of like flying around the room
and like because it's sort of like she has as much detail
about anything that was happening on the ship
at any given time in the last several months or whatever
that she can just go look in fine detail at any one moment and see what happened and it's like
oh the photonic flea larva got out of the can when Nila opened it and into the replicator because Ensen Kim happened to be servicing it at the same time. It's a real outbreak, the movie,
style, visual language,
yeah.
Following these particles around, right?
It's everyone.
That's big fun.
Seven is like so vindicated on this theory
that seems absolutely cockamami
when she first presents it,
that she is just cock of the walk.
She is like so fucking proud in this moment
when they open the panel up and find the fleas.
She knew it all along.
Yeah.
Very proud moment.
So they pull up to where this graviton flux
was coming from and it's a space station
and they get this dude,
cash on the view screen and he's like,
oh, hey, yeah, you guys should put up your shields
because we're dealing with some problems with this
space station that will fuck your ship up
if you're not careful.
I'm trying to restabilize the core
and I need some help.
Tash is a great combination of loaf and attitude
and situation
that makes you not fear him or be suspicious of him early on.
He just seems like a guy busy doing science
and maybe it's that his first dialogue
is like one of protection for Voyager.
He's like a middle school scientist
about to do something with a Bunsen burner.
He's like, stand back.
Kids.
Everybody put on your goggles.
I really like his whole deal.
I like to cash a lot too.
And yeah, the actor of the play's tash still works all the time.
I looked him up and he's got like multiple 2023 credits and no surprise.
Yeah. He's got kind of a duck mouth without the beak, right?
Yeah.
It's a ditha.
He's got like a surfboard on his head.
Yeah, he really does.
Yeah.
Somebody should be riding on that wood.
Hmm.
Maybe there's a Mrs. Tash.
Who likes that ride?
Uh-huh. Because Mrs. Dash brings you a garden of flavors.
So yeah, he's explaining, oh yeah,
I'm also a lost soul here in the D Quad.
It would have been 10 years for me to get home.
Can you imagine?
Anyways, instead of spending 10 years warping home,
I just decided to build this great method of travel
that could get you a thousand light years in a matter of hours.
Why aren't we suspicious about this being a one person job?
Like, the way they compose the shots of the exterior, this thing could be massive,
but we don't really know its proximity to Voyager. Yeah. To know for sure.
It does seem massive.
Gotta be big enough to fly a ship through it.
Yeah.
It looks cool as hell as a project.
It does.
It's got sort of like a jump gate shape to it.
Like a lot of science fiction pre-visages
a faster than light travel that requires equipment
on both ends and that sort of a way it looks.
But the word space catapult is thrown around in this McLaughlin group.
If you want.
Holy moly, that sounds amazing.
It really does.
The question is how do we restabilize the core because I've been testing it and it seems to work,
but the energy core
destabilized on one of the tests and without that being fixed, we're kind of upshit creek.
And they come up with this idea to use the deflector dish because this is Star Trek.
And he's kind of shocked that they're not trying to get payment for this.
But the great deal is once he's gone, once he gets home using this,
it's there for them to use.
It's real potato gun energy.
You gotta help your buddy with the PVC pipe
and the valves and so forth.
So you get to use the potato gun also.
Right, yeah.
And we'll take you up on that offer, thank you.
And it's like, I know there I know there's like a really high chance
that all the like hair spray we're using is gonna explode
and I'm gonna get a piece of PVC shrapnel in my belly
or whatever.
Back when I built one, we just used air.
We didn't use a flammable fuel for this.
You weren't using an accelerant?
Now, we used compressed air.
Wow, that seems smarter.
Yeah, I think it worked one time
and then it failed completely,
but we never got that potato back.
It flew a long way.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Seven is kind of hooked on this new memory download situation.
And we see her going to bed, loading herself up with information
about the station, the Tash built, and she wakes up the next morning in a state of mind
that is very concerned about what's going on here.
Yeah.
Seven's all about waking people up when she's up.
And Janeway is incredulous about the idea
of this being a trap.
She's just trying to enjoy her fucking coffee.
This is hard to believe.
Tash rules everything around us.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Treme get the money, dollar, dollar, bill, y'all.
What Seven says has enough to peak the imagination, right?
This epsilon radiation is rare enough that it's appearance on this gate,
on Tasha's gate is only the second time they've ever encountered it.
The first time was at the caretakers array.
Yeah.
So what's going on here?
Like that little detail, Janeway's like, Janeway was not ready to believe it before, but this radiation's
too rare for it to be a coincidence.
And so when engineering, they full on hauled Tash there for a DNA test, and they don't
find any caretaker DNA in him, which is a relief.
A relief enough for Janeway to be like,
all right, well, let's keep working together at this point. Now that we've verified your identity.
Yeah. I thought it was interesting that this happened in engineering because it's like,
what's the logic of even staging this scene here, just like they can get to work the second.
Well, he's done being verified.
All the stirrups are still up on the bio beds from Paris's misdiagnosis of what's going
on in the ship.
It's really not usable.
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similar.
Sure.
And his defense is also very credible, seeming.
He's like, look, the reason I didn't tell you was that this is a pretty high value part
over there, has a significant dollar value.
Yeah.
Like, you destroyed your caretaker station
because you didn't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
I'm kind of coming from the same place here.
Yeah, you kind of have a reputation
for destroying things like this.
Can you blame me for not telling you?
Yeah, for not telling the ship of death.
They can bill me.
And that makes sense to Janeway.
They'll keep working together on fixing the station, but off to the side
Seventail is Janeway. There is a
non-zero chance
that this is a
reactor that is from the caretaker station and that those torpedoes that you shot at the station
were insufficient to destroy this. And so
at the station were insufficient to destroy this. And so, seven is a science eight sort of forensic examination
of the logs and the video and the debris from that explosion.
And then the ass lab, she does that.
She reviews all the tape of the destruction of the array
and it's like analyzing the compounds that were left over
after it was destroyed.
And she asked the computer about like,
what did the Voyager use to destroy it?
And it was a tri-cobalt device that was used.
But what's weird is like a tri-cobalt device
is like a single action weapon.
And from that distance, the accuracy
just doesn't seem to make sense.
So you'd almost assume that there was another shooter.
Right.
Shooting a different weapon across the way,
especially with the way that the station moved,
once it exploded, back into the left.
Right.
Back.
And to the left.
So what are you saying?
Was it some kind of magic tri-co-ball device?
That's what I'm saying. I don't know.
Yeah. And then why was there a guy with an umbrella watching the tri-co-ball device?
Why wasn't the caretaker station wearing a roof at the time?
That would be normal, right?
Yeah, that would make sense.
Yeah.
I did like that scene where they were like apprehending the caretaker and the caretaker
was about to shoot one of them with a pistol and they caught the webbing between their
thumb and forefinger in the hammer of the pistol.
Oh, that's got to hurt.
Oh, better than getting shot. It is really weird when Seven presents this research
to Tuvac on the bridge.
Starts questioning him about the caliber of torpedo he shot,
which is way over what was necessary.
Like Tuvac clearly wanted to make a big boom.
By the big boom.
That the reactor went into subspace mid-explosion due to the caliber of these
torpedoes. Like, you tear subspace with these torpedoes, too, Valkyrie. You know that,
don't you? And he seems fine with that. It's like you don't even care about subspace.
And what about that tractor beam? Yeah. It would need to have a ship attached to that,
right? There's one image from the like external camera on the voyage, or that they keep showing
in this episode of mid-explosions, and there being something that looks like a tractor
beam.
And like the sun on that tractor beam is clearly like casting a shadow at one angle,
where like the caretaker station shadow is casting a different angle
as though it's some sort of composite.
Right.
Is Tuvac the Patsy here?
Makes you wonder.
You sort of wonder if like Stanley Kubrick directed the footage of the destruction of
the array and like did it on behalf of a conspiracy to make us believe that it went one way
when it really went another.
Sure seems like it, but the thing about Tufac
is that you cannot conversationally corner him
into your weird world view about what might have happened.
Speculation, he's not evidence.
He's too logical for that.
Yeah, he could never go cue it on, you know.
No, yeah. But you know who could
Nelix because in the mess hall, seven four summaries and chats him up about what she's
trying to puzzle together. Yeah. And the events surrounding the pilot episode of the series.
Yeah. Back in that episode, Nelix was a pilot. Yeah. This is straight out of law in order, too.
Like Neelix as guy with a push broom, working in a factory, like getting asked a bunch of
questions.
Doesn't stop working.
Yeah.
She's being questioned about the details of the case.
Yeah.
Neelix is ready to believe her.
And he is enthusiastic about like being a part of it,
contributing his own ship sensor logs.
And seven's like, cool, do we get to see your weird ship?
And Nielix is like, fuck no, I'm just giving you the logs.
Just date it.
Yeah.
Do not look at my ship.
No one gets to see that ship.
Yeah.
So he shares his sensor records with her
and just like as a reminder,
this was in an era where the caretaker
was bringing ship after ship to the Ocampa system.
It takes seven hours to get past all of the Kest stuff, though.
Like kind of a gross amount of sensor footage
about Kest here, Nelix.
Yeah. We were getting very close.
I don't like that. Yeah.
Like it's, it's okay that you had a crush on her. Yeah.
But like this is overkill.
I'm like the fact that she never figured this out. Yeah.
The fact that when she became a being of pure energy,
she didn't freshen you up. You're fucking lucky.
Seven checked out the tax documents folder
on the sensor logs and she really regrets that.
Yeah, so she goes and loads all this information
into her brains.
I'm like, yeah, I think he likes it.
The next morning we get to see Tash using his gadget
and this looks awesome.
It's another scene that really made me like Tash because like a kid at the
tap of a hill in a soapbox race, he is so excited and he's grateful for the help
and he's like, all right, hopefully this works. If it does, you'll hear from me in
a couple hours. And what's crazy about this is like his enthusiasm
is mirrored by Janeway's facial expression,
which is like she's watching a grandparent try
to eat with chopsticks.
Like, she's like willing to work, but deep down,
she does not think it's going to.
He doesn't have a lot of confidence.
No.
Yeah, I love the special effect on Tash firing this thing up.
It looked so cool.
Yeah.
His ship is kind of like caught in a web of lightning
and then it just like rockets out of there.
And I think that they really did a great job
of visualizing catapult, you know?
Yeah.
This portal doesn't necessarily like go anywhere. It kind of folds space.
And that combined with Tash's crucifix-shaped ship.
Really gives the whole scene a different vibe. Yeah. I mean, I would say Tash poking a pencil
through that piece of paper felt a lot like seven going through Nielix's shift blogs.
Excuse me, that's Vanessa, that's mine.
If Chicoetay had been the one to poke a pencil through that piece of paper
to demonstrate how Space Travel works in Event Horizon,
would he have broken the pencil after?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so too.
And that would have been more accurate to what happened in Event Horizon, you know? I think so. I think so too.
And that would have been more accurate to what happened in Event Horizon, you know.
Very much so.
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And like the look on Jicote's face is like, oh, oh, is this happening?
Whoa, I had no idea. Seven.
Yeah, he like checks his pits to make sure they don't smell.
Yeah, I've only had had between three and five minutes to prepare just minimally.
That would have been great. Instead, seven reports that Janeway has an evil plot and that
she's been using Chicoce and the rest of the make-wise as ponds in a dastardly scheme to establish
ponds in a dastardly scheme to establish a military presence by Starfleet and the Cardassians in the D-Quad.
This was an exciting scene because you watch Chicoete kind of smugly, patiently eating
this plate of crazy for a bit like humoring her.
But then he sees that picture of the Cardassian ship
among all this evidence.
And that kind of changes his mood.
Yeah.
It still doesn't quite explain
like why the Federation would participate
in a mission like this,
like with Janeway in charge especially.
And then sevens like.
There are precedents for unauthorized missions
of this type commander.
You know this as much as anyone.
You've watched it happen.
Right.
And the way seven like paces behind that rail,
like a lawyer, like it's total courtroom physicality.
Yeah.
Did you ever watch Boston Legal
because Jerry Ryan was in that show,
it may be wonder like seeing lawyer seven operate
in this room,
may be wonder if this is the audition tape for that show, like cop it in because she fucking
delivers.
Jerry Ryan does here.
The way she is relentless with her point of view, the way anytime someone comes back at
her with a yeah, but what about this?
She has a snappy answer and then like a follow up answer to that.
Well, it's like that's the trap of any conspiracy-minded person, right?
Like the purity of the information is required only to destroy the idea,
but it's never necessary to create it.
Like it's your job to destroy this world view perfectly.
Right.
And Chico Te is very much like an uncle scrolling through Facebook where he starts out in a pretty like reasonable state of mind. And by the time he's done with seven, he is on very shaky ground, like reality wise.
think about what it means to him. Like maybe Janeway isn't in love with Tom Mervins,
after all.
Like if she's willing to go through this mission,
maybe Tom Mervins isn't even real,
and those dogs either.
Yeah.
Maybe she's actually single.
All right, you've got my attention.
The implications are apparent.
Yeah, this is like pretty upsetting
because Tash would be the final phase of this mission,
like building the thing that can bring all of the material of an invasion force from the a-quad,
and she's basically worn him down until he is sort of thinking she might have a really great point.
Yeah. It worked. Worked at this great point. Yeah, it worked.
Worked at this point anyway.
Yeah, they hear from Tash.
Everything went great on Tash's mission.
And he's like, yeah, like I'm here.
And you guys can go ahead and use my array,
couple of things with the shields,
but I'll send you all the information you need
to set yourselves up.
And look, if someone who looks like me claims to be in a relationship with me,
looking for where I am or whatever, you didn't see me.
Yeah.
You didn't see me use the array.
You definitely don't know where I ended up.
And if I had any advice, just say I'm dead, I didn't survive.
And if you could just like, like, don't bring it up in this part of the conversation, but
if there's a way to work it in, just say something about how you also believe that
Eaton ain't cheating. Just like, I want them to kind of get this sense that that's like
a pretty normal viewpoint. I'm sure you can understand what it's like walking around with a face of appendage like this.
Looking like it's ready to go at all times.
I mean, eventually you just get worn down.
It's really tempting for a lot of people.
Anyways, it's been great knowing you guys,
enjoy that array, Tash out.
Amazing.
I must ash, right him.
Thanks everyone that meets him.
One of our more interesting missions.
I'm gonna miss Tash a lot.
Yeah.
That guy was great.
There goes a real one.
Shana took a king.
Yeah.
Weird that the show got the rights to like Bon Jovi's dead are alive.
Like because when he sets out like the lyrics come in and everything.
Wow.
Tash was a big deal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love Janeway's performance in the scene where they find out that it went great for
Tash.
Like the look of like shock and optimism that she brings
to this interaction is so great.
Nana got that pot sticker to her mouth without dropping it at her own lap.
Like, amazing.
It's good.
I like this.
I like this. Janeway's optimism seeded right next to Chicoate suspicion is a mood, right?
Like I love this moment.
Yeah.
So good.
And Tash broadcast these shield frequency things that they're going to have to do.
And Kim's got it on an iPad and Chicoate leaps up and is like, I'm going to take that
down to engineering. Don't do it as an email attachment.
I don't want that getting sent directly to BLT like that.
And Kim's like, that's my iPad though.
And Chicoetay's like, it's fine.
It's actually company property.
Yeah, see this weird, silvery sticker.
You haven't been using this for like personal use, right Kim?
Right Kim. And so Kim's got to like fake that, of course, he hasn't, but it's a total bluff
because he's been using that to pound out to like constantly.
He was stating the obvious again.
Well, you see Kim do that thing where you like quit a bunch of programs.
Before he hands it over to Chico Teh.
Chico Teh heads down to engineering and he gives the pad to BLT and he's like, all right,
put this stuff into the computer but like mess with the numbers a little bit.
This is my favorite conspiracy of the episode.
Have you run this by the captain?
No, and I'm not going to.
Not yet.
This whole vibe, because I've always felt like outside of the weird moment of romance between them,
like, make-weease. Make-weease? On make-weease. Make-weease. Conspiracy.
They gotta be talking like this all the time, not just about important serious stuff, but like,
gossip. Yeah. And when the two of them are scheming on something...
I love to see this.
It's so charged.
Yeah. And I think that I think the show is wise not to do this like once a season, even, because
I feel like it would make the crew feel too incoherent, but this is a great episode. Premise to get us into, like,
Chicoetan BLT are doing something
like explicitly against Janeway behind her back.
And like, initially BLT thinks it's ridiculous,
but then she's sort of brought in
to the conspiracy-hoyal way of thinking
because she trusts Chicoetan so much.
I think it's crucial though
that like the ask isn't destructive either.
It's just time-buying.
It's not like the gate stops working
after a certain amount of time.
Shikote just needs a moment
to look through this information personally.
And I love that they like have to kick Ensen Kim
out of the room so that they can keep having
their little hushed conversation.
This never happens to Anson Kim.
Usually he's the third in a boy girl situation
and like he's invited right in.
Yeah, everybody's excited he's there.
Something about it reminds me of being in the womb.
Get out, Harry.
Who are you?
Harry Kim.
Get the naked skin.
Parents must be very proud.
Who are you?
They come as come as a pair.
Who are you?
Harry Kim.
Who else is she supposed to get chummy with? Harry Kim and your mom. Very proud. Who are you? They come as come as a pair. Who are you? Harry Kim. Who else is she supposed to get chummy with?
Harry Kim.
And you're mocked.
Very proud.
Who are you?
Harry Kim.
I lasted 20 minutes.
And you're mocked.
Harry Kim.
Who are you?
Harry Kim.
So over in the Alcove, seven wakes up and this time demands a meeting with Janeway.
I need to speak with you in the ass lab.
I'm on my way.
And after turning on those masturbation protocols,
Janeway is getting really excited.
She's like, I didn't realize that this was happening
for me right now.
This is great.
You never even made me a bathtub.
What's this about, Seven?
Most people assume that that experimental part of my life
has passed me in the academy. I'm still ready to grow and learn sexually. This is great.
Yeah. Because seven's message here is the Mayquise are back. And Janeway, like Janeway's take
here is great. It's a coat. I put you up to this. Chicoote has been conspiring with the caretaker
to use the array as a weapon,
like this Tetrian generator that the caretaker had
would have been such an awesome game-changing amount
of power for the Mayquise that they might have won
their border dispute.
This has all been a long con by Chico Te and the rest of the
makewies to trick Jane Wain. She's like, I don't believe that for a second. TuVac would have told me.
Seven's like, that's the thing. TuVac is in on it. Yeah.
I know you don't want to do it.
Perfect black. Make it yourself. I know you see this as an opportunity to grow. Make it yourself.
What did you think was happening here?
Because the evidence used was the exact same evidence
she used at Chico Tay earlier.
Did you feel like seven was glitching
or that she was being possessed
by some malevolent force or something?
This is effectively confusing to me
that she would use the same stuff in a
different context.
Yeah, because she doesn't do anything like say, I had misinterpreted this data yesterday
and I thought that you were doing something.
There's no mention of that.
Right.
Like, she doesn't qualify these findings.
You know, Chico Te tells me everything.
So this is very confusing for me.
I heard all the evidence, but none of the upshot. I heard the evidence over a plate of fajitas.
Maritiera, my favorite. So the Wacadoodle theory this time around is that the make-wee is going to use the
reactor to attack starfleet. I mean later on in the corridor after this meeting, seven
is totally paranoid about everything and everyone. You see you're looking at people, you
see you're looking at Naomi as a threat. Where are you going? That's not your concern. Nothing less threatening than Naomi.
Yeah, Naomi totally gets just lit up by seven in the scene.
So mean.
You hope the light up is sufficient
that she's gone forever though.
Unclear at this moment in time.
Whether or not she'll be back.
Oh yeah, and after this part of season six,
there's almost no children in Voyager. Oh yeah. And after this part of season six, there's almost no children
in Voyager.
Oh good.
Great.
They owe me like runs off crime because Seven wants to know who
she's affiliating herself with.
And it, which sort of goes to that moment of confusion in the
scene with Janeway and the As lab.
Like, does she think that Chicoete is doing a conspiracy,
or does she think that Janeway is doing a conspiracy?
And it turns out she thinks both.
Yeah.
She, like, is holding both ideas in her head
at the same time.
And this comes to light even further
in the next scene where Janeway and Chicoete
have sort of been summoned to the cargo bay that seven sleeps in to...
Like, it's sort of a like trick mom and dad into getting back together again.
And, yeah.
Type of storyline.
I thought you called me.
I thought you called me.
The dueling desk buster's vibe of this is also a pretty big mood.
Our phasers stand at equipment on board now.
Must be.
The trust in the Captain and her first officer has effectively been shaken.
Yeah.
And what's interesting about this scene is that there's no confrontation in like a military sense.
They don't nearly come to accusations or threats of
mutiny or whatever. They both kind of reach this conclusion at the same time, which I think
is a fantasy Chico Tay's had for a while. Sounds great. Like, a suspicion is that they would both conclude simultaneously. Yeah, what should be rare in, you know,
in terms of how those things usually go,
but really exciting when it does happen.
Yeah, you need to stay fully engaged, no matter what.
So they get word from Ensign Kim that the Delta Flyer
has been jaked and Sefin is the one that done the jaking.
And Sefin also anticipated all the things they might do
to try and tractor the ship back.
When she steals it, her bioseg digger has been scrambled.
They can't beamer out of there.
They can't get weapons lock.
They can't tractor beamer.
How much would you have wanted a wet pan to be dunks
as soon as he realizes that the flyer has been stolen?
He's like, oh, oh no.
We gotta do everything to get this back.
Captain let me go.
I mean, the Alice ship was special,
but this one, the Delta flyer, I have fucked a lot.
Yeah. But this one, the Delta Flyer, I have fucked a lot.
Yeah.
So the doctor has been dispatched to the cargo bay
where he scanned Seven's bed and found
that she's like overloaded her brain
and like shorted things out by just putting too much data in there.
I know Kung Fu.
Show me.
So with this knowledge, Janeway beams over to the Delta flyer and like bumps right into
a forest field that Seven has set up around the cockpit.
So they have to have this conversation across that threshold.
Yeah.
And Seven is not willing to follow Janeway's orders anymore.
And that means that Janeway needs to appeal to her
in some different way, in a personal way.
She's like, seven, you've been watching
too much cable news, that stuff will rot your brain.
Yeah.
There is no conspiracy.
You need to turn it off.
And seven's like, I know what you're up to.
Like I realized what the real mission was,
the entire time, and she has a third conspiracy theory now.
It's not the Janeway is invading the D Quad,
it's not Chico Teas getting the Mayquees band back together.
It's that this was all a Starfleet plot
to go get seven from the D Quad back from the Borgs.
Amazing. That it's so personal now.
Yeah. I love all the footage they cut in from these old episodes.
Me too.
They cut stuff from episodes all through the series in this.
It's really great.
Star 8, 3, 2, 6,
Star 8, 4, 8, 3, Star 8, 5, 1,
Star 8, 5, 3, 3, 2, 9.
Voyager is sent to the Delta Quadrant with orders to retrieve me.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's not possible, Seth.
What you're saying makes no sense.
I don't believe you.
Of course you don't.
I really like this a lot.
I think it's especially great
because like some of the flashbacks are new footage
and some of them are old footage, you know?
I like the specificity of the choices.
Like even if you're getting a couple of seconds here or there,
they aren't so on the nose to bump you out
of what you're thinking about during the scene.
Like there's not a ton of detail in these clips
and I think that's a positive thing about them.
Yeah, so Janeway explains like listen,
you downloaded way too much information into your head and you
can't actually process all of it.
And so, what you're doing is trying to make sense of an information overload and you're
connecting dots with like extremely improbable narratives that don't actually add up when
you factor in all the information.
You've lost your goddamn mind, Charlie.
She starts talking about how they got to be friends
with each other and how Janeway,
like has seven's best interest at heart for real.
Don't you feel like Worf could have done this for Kern?
Like could have appealed to him in a different way.
Using experiences they've had together,
or memories, or whatever.
But no, Warp was like,
stir that ice pick up, baby.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Yeah.
This is a great moment for Janeway.
Like, the repetition of a captain's log is also like,
it kind of feels like a tempo that feels
machine like in a way that would appeal to a seven.
Like there's a rhythm to this scene.
Yeah.
That wears her down in a way that I thought was really,
really smart.
It's very interesting that Janeway has so many
of these star dates memorized, too.
Yeah.
I'm wondered about it because I was like,
man, like she really has these down specifically, but
then she messes one of them up.
Yeah.
So it seems like there are things that she actually had.
She didn't study up on an iPad before she'd been over there.
It seems like she actually tries to keep track of these things in her own head.
She couldn't get Harry Kim's iPad to work for some reason. She was gonna use it for
those notes heading over, but yeah, kind of bizarre that it was bricked. She tried to plug it into
to charge and there was some kind of goo in there. Should I feel complemented or insulted?
Seven is persuaded. She drops the forest field. Two to beam out. I guess they left the Delta Flyer in space.
Right.
You wanna get the Delta Flyer before you use the catapult.
Am I making any sense here?
Yeah.
And that was my main question at this point was,
like, they're gonna use the catapult, right?
I was so sad that they just cut to,
we use the catapult in a captain's log.
That really felt like a double cross to me.
I wanted to see it again.
This episode is going one direction,
at and into the catapult, and we don't even get that.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
The catapult effect was cool.
Do it again.
Oh yeah, instead, you know what we get to see?
Naomi Wildman.
Cool.
Dropping off a bunch of iPads in the ass lab.
Yeah. Seven has a
life lesson for Naomi in this scene. Learned from her experience doing that sleep
osmosis studying thing that she's been doing the whole episode. She's like, look, you can feel like
you want to play all the games or read all the books or do whatever it is you're
interested in to the maximum. But what's important here is that you choose quality over quantity
every time. Otherwise, you turn into a deranged conspiracy theory person and no one likes those.
Yeah, and go easy on using Facebook, you know. Yeah. So finally, we get a dinner scene with Janeway and Tukoteg
and unclear what's on the menu.
Well, it's like they've already eaten
because they're having coffee, right?
Yeah.
And they kind of post-game the paranoia
that they both fell early on.
And they make some jokes about it to lighten the tension.
That's nice.
There's coffee interesting, each other.
You didn't poison the coffee, did you?
Do like a nice poison in my coffee, you know?
Yeah.
Really makes it a little bit more peacont.
Coffee's probably a great vehicle for poison because of its inherent bitterness.
Yeah.
And that most poisons are bitter.
How would you know?
Did you like this episode, Finn? You know, I'm really easy to get along with post-reface time, but I don't like
bullets, I don't like press and I don't like you. I'm just stupid. I did like this
episode. Yeah, I think that there's like a couple of bumpy parts here and there,
but overall I thought that they did a really effective job of
giving the characters plausible reasons to mistrust each other. I thought it was a really great
performance by Jerry Ryan. Yes. And I really like the idea that she was able to undermine
Janeway and Tricot's sense of reality enough that they came to mistrust each other.
Like that feels like a really solid relationship right now, but, you know, like having seen
them together for five plus seasons.
I thought it was a real magic trick that this episode plausibly got them to a point where
they were carrying guns around each other.
You really said it with plausibility.
Everything laid out here seems pretty believable
or believable enough to cause a lot of consternation
among the crew.
The question remains though, Ben,
like what was the tractor beam about?
Like, that was real.
Or was it like a photo artifact that, you know, like, I kind of wonder if this is
going to be an ongoing mystery for anyone.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, I guess there were some pieces of evidence in there that were genuinely
concerning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Strong episode.
I liked it a lot. And I think you can put an episode's weight on Jerry Ryan and she'll carry that shit. She's great. Yeah, she rolls.
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The exo-cooks don't come close to data sophistication.
Exo-cooks.
That's what I call them.
That was an exo-cook drop that Stephen wrote.
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There you go.
I love playing viewer drops on the show.
Yeah, that's really fun.
Good job, I steven.
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I was wearing it the other day.
I was having a cookout with my family.
That was wearing my exo-cook apron.
And nobody asked me what it was.
Yeah, no one wants to start that kind of conversation with you.
Ha, ha, ha.
I wear mine too.
It's covered in crud.
Oh, man, yeah.
But that's what an apron's for.
Yeah, it's got dino damage, you know?
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We should talk to whoever made that exo-cook design
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ha ha ha.
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a family he was fleeing at all. It was not. And I think that the main reason I want to give it to Tosh is the mental image I had of all
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Being provided once he got back to his home star system that we kind of rift up here
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I feel like Tosh made a lot of people really happy when he came home, you know?
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Yeah.
I can't argue with that.
I had another Shimoda. But goddamn
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Whoa!
Yeah.
This has got to be a trap, right?
Because they always are.
Hmm.
We'll find out.
Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Okay.
Five squares ahead, a space butthole that would send us
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That's the only thing we can hit with a six-sided die.
You're required to learn as you play, roll.
But we had also just hit a normal square, right?
All right, yeah.
I should have put it like that.
Yeah, we can still do normal episodes.
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Harvey.
That put to son square 59, nice.
Nice.
And that makes it a regular old episode.
Okay, for you and me. Wow.
I'm looking forward to a regular old episode.
Those are great.
That's going to be good. Yeah.
Especially with this episode.
Coming up. Yeah. In retrospect, it's a shame we didn't land on a caretaker square last time
because this was a real caretaker-y adjacent episode that we just watched.
Yeah, sure was.
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Oh shit.
I think I figured it out now.
It's got me to happen for stress.
Yeah, yeah.
Plexing, is that what they call it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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I feel better already.
I think I can do this.
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