The Group Chat - #1 - Our Origin Stories Revealed

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

First Ever Episode of "The Group Chat" Podcast, with hosts Softwilly, Isaacwhy, Larry, BigT, & Grunk! The Group talks about how they all met and the stories behind how the group was formed. They also reveal their past Usernames & Gamertags also including the funny reasons behind them! #TheGroupChatPodcastLIVE #FazeYumi

Hey, everybody. Welcome to episode one of the group chat podcast. Sponsored by Binance. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. There we go.

Stop. All right. This podcast is actually sponsored by GamerSups, believe it or not. That's real. For all of you guys that are listening live tomorrow at 3 p.m. EST, they're dropping a wifu cup, a ninja wifu cup. And we actually have a code called the group. So it's not just an individual group.

I mean, individual code. It's just all of us. combined and you guys get 10% off using once again group okay and then for everybody that's listening on YouTube it's already live once you guys are listening to this now so make sure to go to game or stuff buy it when you guys when you guys use our code it's actually helping us we have some big plans in store with them so oh yeah you just wait it's kind of gross something huge it's wild um to introduce ourselves you guys already know I'm Nick, we can go down the line.

Go ahead. Tanner. All right. I'm front and front center. My name is Big T. You know me. My name's Tanner. I'm actually not sponsored by Gamer Ceps.

I'm sponsored by Bynan. Interesting. Yes. Can we introduce those with our old usernames? Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's do that. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isaac's embarrassed. You're late. Isaac's embarrassed. Isaac's late, so he has to actually do this. Isaac does not like this?

Wait, hold on. How are we going to make tanners? Huh? You are. Does anybody understand this guy? Type 1 if you understand him. No, stop saying type 1. All right.

Tanner, what was your, what was your old name? My old username was tanning oil 49. Oh, 49. 49 was my football number. Yeah. Yes, sir. What did you play? I was a tight end.

You know, I was a tight end. You do have a tight end. It's bent over. I was actually a center too. It was actually a good time for me. Oh, really? You got like, you know, your ass touched a little bit by the QB? I actually, yeah, no, like, when I was like, we were practicing with the coach, like, they would, like tap my balls.

They would like, yeah. They give you a little knock on your cup. What? They knock your cup. It's called a cup. No, I didn't have a cup. I had bare balls. Yeah.

That's gone. Holy. Wait, I got cutticked in R2C. And then they tapped my balls and about, and I didn't know what to do. Wow. So that's what, yeah,

that was my football days. It was just that. Believe it or not, Tanner was actually going D1 until S&P Live kicked off. It was, no, it was SMP Earth kicked off.

I was supposed to go D1. You're supposed to be in S&P live. I had a full ride to Baylor. Yeah, no. Oh my God. Four ride. All right. All right.

All right. A lot. All right. Yeah. Who? Who? Who? Who?

What? What? Get out of here. What the hell was in the head? For listening. I was a fart god that joined. My old name used to be the lazy Wabbit. Hi, I'm the Lazy Wadgett.

There it is. There it is, baby. That's lazy. Before that, I was Square Trout 8-7-4. You know that? Yes. Like an Einstein-inspired-ass name. I kind of let my Xbox decide for me.

Oh, that's one of those. Square or Trout, like square-er. I want to go last. I want to go next then. You're like, dude. Man, I don't even know what this. He keeps doing that. You're lagging.

What is in my turn? Dude. Yeah. Did someone else go? You can't fucking everything up for us. No. I'm actually not even lagging. You are.

You're embarrassing. Guys, type. You're embarrassing us in front of by now. Type one. If I'm actually getting pissed off. Hey, type two of this guy's, lying right now. Type two is you're pissed off right now.

All right, you're better now. I haven't had a single yellow bar in years. Oh, there you go. You're good. You're good. Oh, go ahead, Isaac. Yo, all right. Last time you, stop.

Stop actually moving that in. I'll ban you. Whatever I find you, I'm going to ban you. Whenever I find you. Back when Nick was the lazy rabbit, I was known as Isaac Wai, but before that, I was known as Nacho. Ooh. Nacho cheat.

He tried to be Mexican. Yo, my pole, my Polish Nacho was crazy. You want to go next? YOLOMAN? Oh, dude. Okay. All right, all right. Yeah, this is a really embarrassing one. So back in my fifth grade, I got my PlayStation and I decided that I was going to choose

the name YOLO man 355. Yeah, that sucks. You only live once. That's really bad. Yeah, it sucked so bad. That's YOLOM. That's really bad, man. Should you tell us?

No, I don't think we should tell that story. right now. Probably not. Probably for our PC. You don't even know what's... We don't even know our Patreon podcast. Oh, the Patreon podcast. We have a rated... 18 and up podcast on Patreon.

Sponsored by... No, I'm not going to say it. Grunk you're up next. Let's go. You're lagging. Yeah. Dude! But anyways, you know, my whole online presence on my computer has been grunk for the most part.

I think for like a month I was Randy Butternows, but that's about it. Listen, it came from Adventure Time. I'm gonna call you Randy from Oh my God, Randy. That's Randy Grunkernhubs are there? We can go down the Xbox name lineage. It was, let's see.

Okay, right now it's like Grunk 9458 or something. Before that, it was I Am Jack, then A the 1, then Titan Slayer 798, and then 7 Jim. Oh, God. You try to slide through that one. Tyenstlayer was mean. That was a mean name. That was a pretty mean name. Wait, hold on.

I've spent over $120 in total of changing my name on Xbox. That's embarrassing. It started, yeah, it started with square a trout. And then I decided, since I had a free use, I decided to go with XX underscore meow expert. Ups underscore XXX. Y. And then here's the worst part. I actually got memed for.

it for like, you know, a day and a half. So I actually decided to change my name back, but I spelt it square trout instead of square chowel by accident. Oh, what, dyslexia? Yeah. And then I did Captain Canuckles, but you can't do like apostrophe. So it looked like Captain Knuckles. So I just.

And then I got told and convinced that I joined Faze. So then I was Faze coyote. And then I was convinced. Oh, my dad. Dude, hold on. It gets worse. And then after I got dropped from Faze, I was convinced I joined Optic and I was Optic results.

With a Z? Was it with a Z? Yeah, with a Z. And then after that, I became the lazy Wabbit to copy my friend, the lazy turtle. And then I decided I wanted to try for Faze, so I needed a feeder name so that my name in like the kill feed would like be easy to read. So I chose O-Wabbit. And ever since then, it's been O-Wabbit.

Oh, I got to say something. I think I can top all of those. I was, I was actually humble, and I wanted to work up to pretend to be in Faze. So before everything, I was actually, I had Fox Trot as a, as a, and so I heard about this org, and I was like, you know what, I'm going to do this org, and then I want to join Faze. So the next one was XGN Fox Trot. So I was an XGN. gaming network. Did they like actually run you through the whole thing? I emailed them and I didn't get anything back. So I just assumed that I was in.

Look at you now, baby. Look at you now. I also still wanted to work up. I was like, I'm dropping XGN and I joined Phase Red. And so I was Phase Red Foxshot. Wow. Yeah. So I joined the Red Klan because I wanted to be like, you know, I wanted to be humble.

I wanted to work for it. Then I joined Phase Foxx. Wait, T. Tanner, did you ever hear those stories from those guys? like they would all convince you. They'd be like, oh, yeah, there's tears to phase. It's like, we're like group, we're like group four and like we're not really there yet, but we're kind of close. We're like on sore level right now. Like, they would actually just have lobbies full of just fanboys.

I was one of them. Phase red. It was so easy to like pretend because I were like, are you actually in face red? It wouldn't be a. Yeah, it would just be like so easy to join because there would be like 80 million phase red names because they're doing like fake challenges. And then there was also face black. I think I wanted it was either phase red or phase black I think I wouldn't join phase red

Then I put red my clan tag Yeah But XGN was really horrible It was Call duty ghost days Wow Oh I was MW2 So I didn't

BlackOps 3 Black O'clock O'Man Black Ops 2 Did you guys ever play MW2 when it was like in his prime That was like 2010 Wow Okay I'm just old 2010 I don't have a consult time

Like 2013. Wow. I actually played Halo Reach when Halo Reach was popular. You're a fossil. Yeah, you're riding away. I actually, my very first memory of someone playing Modern Warfare 2, I walked down into his basement as a friend of mine. And he was playing. He had a riot shield.

He was actually using a default class of like the riot shield with like the Akimbo SMGs for his sidearms. And he was on terminal. I just remember him like running up and like, I was like, what is this game? I never saw a game like that. I always had like, Call of Duty on my DMG. but I never had it. Oh my God, wait. Did you ever have GT on your DS?

No, my friends always Did you get on T-Sps? Yeah, I had Chinatown-Worne-Lord on that game at the age of 11. Really? Yes, I was. China Town Wars goes crazy. Oh, man, let me tell you,

there was this one kid that always brought his PSP and played it in like indoor recess, and I always used to watch and play. I like action replayed my DS for like Pokemon, like Diamond and stuff, so I had like all shiny Pokemon. Action replay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was a little bit of a sweat for that.

I remember hiding games for my mom. Really? You had to do that? Wait. You just unlocked a memory. I literally, oh my goodness. So there's this like mobile GTA and I just remember you could walk around with a chainsaw and my neighbor saw me playing it and she like freaked out.

She went and pulled my mom and I got a big trouble. It was such a huge ordeal over nothing. Just let me play mobile G2. Sorry. Oh, that was awesome. Okay, listen, listen, whenever I got my PlayStation 3, it came with GTA 5. And this is when GTA came out, 2013, right? So I was there, you know, it was like nighttime.

My parents just came back from Walmart and they bought it and they brought it. And so I go and instantly like plug it up and set up everything. And so like, you know, the loading screen in GTA, you started off with the girl like the bikini, right? Yeah. Right? And my dad was sitting there watching the whole time. I was sitting there next to him. I was in fifth grade.

In fifth grade. And I just sat there and I looked at him. He was looking at the screen with this like cold stare. And he didn't look at me. You do not say a single word? Yeah, no, he didn't see a single word. He didn't look at me. I just looked at him.

I looked back at the screen and I was pretending like I was doing something else. Like I didn't see it. Like it was a fluke. I don't know. I just didn't see it. No, my dad noticed. And he was just like staring at the screen. I was like, I looked back at him.

I was like, yeah, it's part of the game. No, it was a mission where you had to close all the porn tabs. Oh my God. He came in and I was closing all the porn tabs. I'm like, it's part of the game, Dad. Oh, dude. That was the worst one. The pop-ups on the last.

I cleared them all because I heard him coming. And then they kept popping up. I was like, oh. Dude, you remember how if you want to go to GameStop and buy rated M games, you had to have your parent with you or someone to say, yeah. So I took my grandma with me to get TTA. Oh, my God.

Yes. So my grandma, she drove me. We went to the store and the guy just kind of looked at her, looked at me and just kind of said, like, are you okay with him playing this? And she said, yeah, I don't know what it is. And I finally got the game, brought it home. And I actually had to hide that game for my dad. I couldn't let my dad see the cover. I couldn't let him see that Kate Upton, you know, girl.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was a beautiful woman. She was. I think that was my first, like, celebrity crush. Yes, Kate Upton. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

I remember looking up. I remember looking up, is the GTA girl loading screen real? You had to be, right? No way. I found the exact pose. And she was IRAL. I was like, holy shit. Dude, that was back when I used to think, like,

masturbating was, like, just getting hard. That was it. This podcast is turning into just like sex. This podcast is sponsored by Binance, by the way. All right, anyways. I'm done. I'm done. Sorry.

Well, anyway. Well, that was a little fun intro. want to talk really quickly about Yummy here because Yummy's supposed to actually join us guys for this podcast. However, like we said before, he is in fact moving right now to his new house. But what I will say is Yummy did in fact get into the top phase 100 for phase one. Good on him. So I wanted to try and do some. Maybe we can try and do something really quick live while we're all together. If you guys can all go to Twitter, do you go to the GoFundMe? He actually got on a car crash moving to his house. Can I? Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Wait.

spread across the Can I explain how it happened because it is the most like comical like it's the worst way to go out right? Yeah. This guy was trying to okay explain it. He was trying to do another video for phase

and he was going to go off this ramp through a billboard and then the billboard was like Face Yummy like he ran it out of a billboard I said Face Yummy was gonna go through it for like a little ad video or something and what happened he went through it and like the billboard was like it was like super weak

so like it was easy to go through without any damage. What happened was he hit the edge of the billboard like the metal, and the car did like 16 flips in the air, and he just crashed, it looked like a meteor crash. You should have seen it. His lower lumbar was actually sticking out of the back of his way back. And he kind of moved, so we had to put him in the ambulance stretcher in.

We had to put him in a stretcher. He sent us a picture, and there was like so many tubes sticking out of him. And he was trying to take his selfie. He only had two fingers up, and the rest were like gone or something. It was horrible. All right, yeah. But we just had this. All right, Nick, you can continue.

So I'm going to actually tweet that out on the alt account. I want to try and get Faze Yummy trending with you guys while we're live. You guys can do your own thing. I want you guys to kind of tweet that out there. Make sure to use both of those hashtags. Kind of write something before the hashtags and then go from there. So it's hashtag Faze Yummy and then hashtag the group chat podcast live. Yeah.

Yeah, both of those. Honestly, this guy deserves it. He's a really hard worker. Yummy would be here to, you know. Hashtag get well soon, Yummy works for me. Or yeah, just tweet on Get Well Soon Yummy.

Hashtag Faze Yomi. That was the worst car crash. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah. Yomi needs some blood donors if you guys can, by the way. You need to gallbladder transplant. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I have one for him, actually. There you go. You got one in a jar. It's still in my fridge. Yo, grunk. I was. I was reading something one time about this one guy who had to, he like broke his foot or something. And the doctor had to actually remove it.

But the guy asked to keep his foot. And the doctor said, sure. And then he actually invited his friends over and they all ate his foot for dinner. Like they cooked it up and tried it out. Yeah. So remember when I told you, you should try and ask if you could? Yeah. Yeah, that guy apparently asked if you could keep his foot.

Wow. Did they say it tasted good? He said that, I don't remember what he said. tasted like, but he said it didn't taste like really anything bad. So, honestly, so he's a cannibal. It's trending. Yeah, we should. Yeah. I made that up. It's already trending.

I would not mind trying to foot. Try and wouldn't? I would not. All right. Would you just start stuck it on the toes? No, I would dip it in like the Polynesian sauce from chicken. The Polynesian sauce makes anything go down.

It goes right down the pipe. Yeah, no, I would dip it in. eat anything with that sauce. I would really start eating someone's gallbladder and like fucking like ass cheek fat do anything. Stay away from me. Well honestly though from uh what's it call

why do I always forget the name of this place? It's like the competitor to Chick-fil-A. It's a Louisiana Fest. No, no, no. Isaac, we went through Red Robin. You know the camp sauce? Camp fire sauce. from Red Robin will change your life.

Canfire sauce is actually really good, but that's not the place I'm talking about. But yeah. Cains? Raising Cains? No, no. I don't know. It's, uh, I can't even remember what it is. But anyway, there's this one place. The Bojangles with a blueberry muffin?

No, it's not Bojangles with the blueberry muffin, unfortunately. It's all right. It's okay. It's all right. Well, anyway, going back to that hashtag for a second, you guys tweet out, let yummy know you're proud of him or maybe you're not proud of him. I don't know. I'm actually like not.

I'm actually kind of jealous. I'm actually kind of jealous. What'd you say? He's really big. What'd you say, Isaac? Call him big and fat in the hashtag. I think he'd like that. Call him he's got a big, big giant beer belly.

Hashtag beer belly yummy. Hashtag beer belly yummy. Tell him he's about to lose a lot of money in crypto. He's about to lose a lot of money. Tom, that's a look. $4.33. Tell him Ethereum is at like $1,100. And he's asked to liquidate all of his assets.

Every single Bitcoin went missing and now he's broke. My actual favorite is when Tanner just randomly post in our one group chat, whatever you do, don't look at Ethereum. And then you just get a response from Yummy. Every time. We all look at it. It just gets worse.

All you, yep, that's all you get. There's a, there's a point where every day it was just going down and every day I'd say, do not look at it. And then you just like, lie. Yeah, there's a point where I lied and said it was out of 1,200. And like, Yummy believed it. And he was like, shut the hell up. And then it was going up.

It was like, up like 400. And you're like, oh, we're up. And then it dropped another five. And then I was like, all right, guys. Do not look at it at it. I'm going to look at it right now, actually. It's doing really well. I think it's at 28.

Okay, actually don't look at it right now. That's actually bad. That's actually really, really bad. It's doing really well while you're still like down. Please don't. Let me go see. You got to liquidate, Isaac. It's, it's...

Oh, I'm pulling out. You got to pull out. That's bad. That's genuinely bad. Negative 7%, dude. I would honestly pull out right now and just buy, like, a pair of, like, off-wide. Lamborghinis. A pair of Lamborghinis.

A pair of Lamborghinis. Black Lamborghini? One black, yeah, one black Lamborghini please. Isaac, that would actually go crazy with your merch. Imagine stepping out of like a black and white land. I was thinking about it because I was offered to get a phone out for a photo shoot. With a Lamborghini? Yeah, in California.

And I had a couple ideas that I was pitching. Never worked out though because of like COVID restrictions and stuff like that. It was a face. It was definitely your face. Oh, so you're lying. Yeah, I'm lying. That was actually not even a real thing. Yeah.

Wait, wait. Didn't Larry get diagnosed with something recently, Tanner? No, yeah, Larry got diagnosed with... Are we going to talk about that? Are we going to talk about that? He got diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease. Something horrible. Larry can go ahead.

Let's get well soon trending on. I'm sorry about the Lou Gehrig's disease, Larry. You can touch more on that. You guys are dropping actual illnesses. I thought you were going to make something else. You can touch on that real quick. Larry, you can touch on that. We don't know how Lou Gehrig's disease works.

I don't even know who. Lou Gehrig is to be on. I don't know who a baseball player. He has a baseball player that got a learig disease actually. And the thing is yeah, no, I think it's like something like your brain turns like gray.

I don't know. Larry, you can go ahead. Fog brain. You get fog brain. What do you send them there now, dude? So, okay, whenever I get fog brain and I can't think there's smoke that comes out of my ears for some reason. Oh, no. It's like, it's like processing, but it's going like too, there's too much power going on.

Wait, does your head? Does your head turn red? And it makes like tea kittle sound? Yeah, it does. It goes. Yup, that's Lou Gehrig's disease all the time every day. Yeah, and then, like, it unscrews, like a screw. It, like, starts spinning and it screws. And I started, like, losing bolts out of my body.

Like, it's really bad. Interesting. Wait, guys, Lou Gehrig's disease is real. Yeah, it is. Do you didn't know that? No, I thought I just made that up. God drop. Lagerich disease is very real.

Wait, you can get lockjaw? What? Log jaw is scary. Wait, I think I have it. you definitely do not have locked jaw you don't have luck John you're talking right now

what you're talking about sorry Larry I know you're the one of the illness I don't want to victim blame but you can blame Speaking of victims by the way Tanner I saw on Twitter That is not a good transition

That is not a good transition That is the worst way to No it's an okay transition It's okay transition It's okay transition It's okay because Tanner's a victim in of himself anyway. I saw that he was going to get into some weird

with a legal battle with O-TK. Yeah, Jay Schla. Yeah, that's real. Yeah, Tanner, go and elaborate a little bit on what's going on with that. So I tweeted a picture of my asshole. And actually, I have the tweet of Jay Schlauette told me to delete it right now.

Hold on. I can pull it up right now. Let me get it. No, actually, he replied with take that tape. Take my org's name out of your bio. this instant, he says, I have it right here. I'll go ahead and take a screen shot of it. Yeah, I'll share with it. I'll take it right here.

I'll just put it in the podcast. Yeah, you guys can take a look at it. Can I you, exclamation point C? There it is. It's just, take my org out of your buyer. And I replied with this picture. There you go. Wow. What was the photo you responded with? I'll put it right here, actually. You guys can take a look at this. It's actually fucked up. This is a real. This is real.

It's not to get my $2.00. I never got my signing bonus. I never got actually anything the contract stated, actually. So it's actually a big legal issue. I thought you were supposed to get like nine bucks from them. Oh, that's actually supposed to get like $9 and five years. And I streamed for him for a month's straight, not stop. And I made most of their profits back, but I still haven't got my paycheck.

Really? So we could actually get this trending. We said, Jay Schla, where is Big T's money? The longest hashtag in history of us. Where is Big Tee's? Where's Big T's money? You owe him. You're actually the worst.

Yeah, no. That's what happens. He owes you a lot. He owes me a lot. I made back all of that money. Yeah. It would have actually gone to my treatment for Luke Harris. Actually, everyone like actually tweet that out right now.

Hey, where's Big Tee? Actually, let's get that trending instead of Yummy. Because Yummy actually passed away 13 minutes. That's bad. Yeah, he didn't make it. No, I'll actually tweet that. That was a big joke. They're going to.

They're going to. They're going to. How about we move on to our future ambitions? How do we even move on? What's just anyways? Speaking of victims. I didn't know that that would come across that way. Speaking of victims here.

I heard. You know, we could take a big roundabout and go back to how we all met, where we all met. Oh, yeah. That's a good. a good, that's a good story. I've been saving it. Hmm.

Yeah, that's actually a really good story. I gotta say, okay, because I've been telling the story roughly up until this point because I've been wanting, like, and I've been doing this for two years now. I've been telling the story roughly for two years on my streams up until this point. Mm. So we can just let it out. All right. All right.

Um, I guess we can start with our different like POVs because like Tanner and grunk technically come in at a later point, even, even yummy. Mm-hmm. Comes in at a-hmm. Yumil was way down the line. Yeah, yummy. Yeah. We already had met Tannard.

So yeah, let's do chronological orders. It'll be fun. Yeah. Um, I suppose then, I guess, I guess Isaac was in that one Discord server before me. So Isaac can start and how he like joined this one server and then we can just go to me. Well, it all started way back in the year 2018, I believe. That's a long time ago. Yeah, a long, long time ago.

So we all joined this. this Discord server that had to do with like a meme page. And it was 2018. We were all at our lowest point. It was bad. It couldn't get worse than that, honestly. But I eventually worked my way up to ranks by blackmailing all of the stuff into making me co-owner of the server.

And that's when I got a DM from someone named the Lazy Wabbit. And we would have mercy. Was he annoying? Holy. So he was like, hey, want to call? and I was like, not really, and he called me, and I answered. And for an hour and a half, he started shooting little cans out of his window with a paintball gun. Airsoft gun, sniper.

Okay, same thing. He lives in a suburban area, so. Wait, weren't you like 300 pounds back then, too? Okay. Okay. Okay. I was trying to paint a picture. He was big, he was fat, and he was this guy.

He, like, rolled. He was just the worst. He rolled around. Okay. Hey, hold on, hold on. We met in a server, a meme server, as Isaac had mentioned. Isaac was co-owner. I had joined, I had become friends with Chewy.

And Chewy and I, Chuie was like, hey man, I really like you. You got to get to level 20. I can get you submod. And I was like, okay. Well, that's cool, I guess. That was huge back then. Yeah, that was big. I got on the staff team.

I ended up making it to admin before the entire server just kind of collapsed. I never actually knew Larry and I didn't actually know Isaac. I only knew Isaac after when we made a group chat when that server just kind of collapsed. But yeah, that part that Isaac is talking about most definitely happened. I randomly called him up and was like, hey, man, check out this airsoft gun. I'm putting back together. And I put it back together and shot it. And he was like, dude, sick.

And then he showed me his PC. It looked like a fucking DVD player. He had an Alienware PC. And, uh, yeah. And then that's kind of like how him and I met. The very first time we actually started making, like, videos together. I remember it was Isaac. Isaac was supposed to be, and he was actually the co-pilot in one of our first scripts.

It was like our second video, I think, ever, second ever Discord meme. And Larry was just a bird. Larry just sat in a voice chat. For like four hours. Yeah. I was watching a Justin Bieber concert. I remember. And I just sat there.

Like, I did nothing for four hours, but sitting. there watching a Justin Bieber concert. We just said, we need you to sit in here. Actually, if we go, in this server, if we go to the Archive General Chat, it shows the original script that we had written out. It's so cute. It's somewhere in there. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is. I remember the exact script is all out there. I forget what your name was. It was like co-pilot Kyle or something. Oh, Kyle. It was Kyle. It was Kyle. Because then we spelt it different ways.

Yeah. Yeah, that was like some crazy times. And then... The old name. Yeah, and then eventually... Yeah, go ahead. Fast forward to, you know, after the server collapse, we all got added to a group chat.

We all kind of got to know each other over, like, the memes. And then one of the memes blew up, and that's when really everything changed, because Nick was like, we got to... I'm out. I kind of want to take advantage of this. I was like, you know what? That's true.

So we all started making the memes, and it eventually turned into, like, long videos. And I started my YouTube channel, and I made a silly little Minecraft meme, and that blew me out of the... water. Well, I'm speaking of that, yeah. Dream actually commented on it, and that's where Dream got all the...

Dream not only commented, but Dream kind of... Dream, I am not kidding. I am not going to call anyone out, but... But Isaac... My meme and his meme were very... They were very similar back in the day. Very similar. Very similar.

Isaac... Isaac... Let's get that trending, actually. Isaac Wollinger can run. Also, if you guys want to... If you guys want to look at the podcast chat, this is actually proof of what happened to Yomi. It was actually very sad. Oh, my God.

Look at him. Wow. So that actually sucks for him. Prayers go out. Prayers go out. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. Yeah.

I just wanted to put that there. Where did you even get that photo of him from? Oh, it was on Twitter. I stole it from somebody. Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. And I didn't give credit.

Oh, yeah. Who cares about credit? I actually didn't give credit. Yeah, who cares? Well Yeah Following up We know

We were all doing YouTube It was grand old time And Nick and I And was Larry there too In MCC Um Mycraft sort of champion No

Oh this is when this happened It was Yeah this is what Yeah So it was Isaac and I Just sitting in a Hotel room in L.A

And we just get reached out To and ask to join Yeah So we just get paired together It was just you and I Yeah. And after the whole thing, after the whole ordeal, Grunk reached out and said, hey. Use his full name at the time.

Make sure. Oh, Grunk's promise. Grunk's promise reached out and said, hey, I'm a big fan. I could get you on SMP Earth. And I was like, Woo-john dropped to the four-tong rolls out. I was saying, before you guys actually joined, I watched Discord Jeopardy. And I was like, these guys are pretty funny.

I watched the previews and I disliked it. That video is still different. Wait, I have the thing. Wait, here on. There's a screenshot of him on Twitter, or on, on Twitch streaming with a dislike on the video.

Look in a podcast chat. I just like that video like last year. Wow. Hey, buddy. Have you heard of S&P Earth slash live? Yo, yes, sir. Pogger, I want you to join.

What percentage did you go out? Yeah. Oh, my God. Brando screen show. Wait, you call me, babe. Isaac. What? I don't remember doing that.

Did you? Isaac, he's 14. Oh, my. That was actually 14 at the time. Oh, thank you, babe. Oh, wait, actually, that was Isaac and my lingo. Yeah, no. Delete that, delete that.

Actually, delete that. It was lingo back then. Isaac and I used to call each other babe, baby. We didn't care. I called anyone, babe. Dude, your uncle's acting like he owned SMP Earth right there. Well, dude. No.

No. Okay. Do you guys want to hear some insane lore? So, like, Tann and I were a part of the server, the concept of S&P Earth was made, and we were like the founders of it, really, to be honest. We did find it. So, like, I was fully in my right, dude, dude.

Yeah, dude, so I'm going to give the POV of what Isaac and I saw. We just get reached out to and asked to join. And then we joined the server. We fly over to the area. Lo and behold was called Log Lagoon. And when we tell you that that place was like, bottom of the barrel, awesome, I tell you what, we were like content.

central over there. We're the funniest people alive. I'm going 100% honest with you. Yeah, that server was definitely going downhill. But we kind of helped with the, you know, making a little more fun. We made a lot of YouTubers just that we end that server. We made a lot of people's

careers. A hundred percent. We lost so they could run. Yeah, I have a screenshot. We made sure they didn't actually fall off. We were the only reason. Oh, yeah, 100%. Tommy in that screen shot, bro. So they can like jump to the stars. Yeah. We made Tommy in it.

That's actually sure. that kind of is kind of that's kind of real a little true i was streaming and i had more viewers in tubbo at one point and i made a little i did a little bit with him that i remember that and i rated him he was like thanks tanning oil and that's what he said that's crazy yeah i remember when those guys were like blowing up i remember when tommy was at like i don't know 600 subs dude we walked so ds and p could run that's true yeah i don't know actually we made

we made it yeah we made it was like i don't know we made it was like 100% real. We made the S&P. That's such a bad statement. We made. Yeah. Thanks for being all. Well, yeah.

And then after that server kind of collapsed, then there was just a period of time where we all hung out, not really hung out, hung out, hung out, played Rocket League, didn't hang out. And now we've just kind of, once we brought in Tanner and Grunk of part of the group, as you guys can see in the server, everything kind of just changed from there.

Should we talk about the mean and Tanner subplot? Wait, what? The subplot of me and you, Tanner? Wait, hold on. Someone is trying to say Log Lagoon walks, so Business Bake and Run. Wow. Yeah, that's actually real. Wow.

That's actually real. That is incredible. Yes. That's perfect. Yeah, we had one guy a part of Log Lagoon. That was a bit controversial. We won't talk about him, but he was an interesting little character. Yeah.

We shouldn't talk about it. We have a few stories with that. I still have a screenshot of Tanner Voiceover Pete was Dennis K and Tanner was pointing an arrow at the back of his head I wish I could

I wish I could tell the story of what we used to do to voice over people like when he was on mine Oh wow it's not that bad I wish you could tell it's pretty bad it's kind of bad

okay yeah maybe you're right yeah we won't touch up on that I love I love like mentioning things that we won't have to talk about Yeah Maybe we're gonna bring up I was gonna say

Maybe for like the Maybe for the Patreon podcast Don't get me started with Tanner And I did the Michael McChill Oh yeah We did horrible things to that man Yeah My very first interaction with Michael was

I was just like Hey man Go and find a chest A hidden chest And give you two or three And that was it Then Kara Corvus And uh

At that point I realized I was deep in the well of Minecraft creators and it kind of sucked. I'm not going to lie. Also, Cam, also, Cam, can you edit the names we just set out? We went on any free cloud. You just edit. Every single one of them.

Yeah, every name we said bleep, yeah, bleep those out. Put those out of there. Just get them out. Well, our history is definitely deep. I mean, a lot of people don't know this. So I want to clear, like, clear this up now about my name. There is lore behind my name. Do any of you guys know it, like you guys in particular?

I think he told me more. Like softwilly? Yeah, softwilly. I don't want to really know about softwood. Whatever you say, if it's incorrect, I'm going to talk about it for realsies because I know the real, the real answer. Okay. You know lie to us right now, Nick? I'm not going to lie to you because there's actually real, for the most part, unspoken lore of my name.

Incriminating lore? No, no. Do go on. Nothing horrible. Okay. The name was thought of back in like 2015. I used to follow a lot of models on Instagram. I mean, I was just a very hormonal teenager.

But there was one observation I always made, and it was that guys in the comments were always saying things like, oh, please show me your boobs or, oh, you're so sexy, you know, whatever. So I decided to add a little spin to it, and I decided to comment things like, hey, let's go on a long walk and talk about our feelings, pretending as if I was a guy who didn't actually have any, you know, sexual interest. So I then came up with a name Soft Willy to pretend that I was a guy with erectile dysfunction

and I would just comment on models pages and yeah That was where you came from See that was a pretty good lie I almost believed it Shut your ass! That's not a lie That's not a lie

When Nick got his meme page band You're lying you're lying That was embarrassing itself actually That was embarrassing itself actually Type one if you heard that. Cam, every time he lag, just bleep him out or like muffle his fans. Yeah, just cut him off. Nick is booting me off on.

You are still lagging, man. What a way to defuse him from trying to come back, bro. He wasn't even lagging that time. We just told him he was still like him. You never liked Isaac. You actually never liked that all. You were like this. No, he's never going to know whether he's like to know.

No way. You think it's because of the chat? I'm booting off on. not booting you, I promise. I can't wait to hear what cute little lie he comes up with. Yeah, Isaac has a better computer. Oh, it's the real story. All right, let me hear the real story.

Am I lagging? Can I tell it? No, you're good. You can tell it, yeah. Okay. Soft, Savilly got banned. And he had to pick a new awesome name,

which was Soft Willie. He said that he thought of the funniest thing he could think of ever. And, like, the most remember. Oh, no. No. I know. Like the, he picked the name that he thought was just like top tier. tumor kekla, so funny.

Well, no, that, okay. So, Isaac did explain that half true, though. I did think of a name. I was at the gym, the same gym I work out at, actually. I was there, and I remember thinking of a name. I had this really poorly drawn photo of Drake, and I thought to myself, wow, this is a really funny photo. So I decided to use it as the meme page.

I bought followers on Instagram. I don't remember that part. Yeah. Whoa. Well, yeah. I told you incriminating backstory. You faked it this whole time? Well, at the time.

That's why your Twitter soft blocked. No, no, trust, trust. This is back in like 2015, 2016, man. And I just wanted to start it up. So I thought of that name. Here you guys go. If you want to grow by followers. If you want to grow by followers, nobody's going to actually like

dig into it. No one's going to actually look. You know, for this podcast, we're going to buy some followers. We're going to see how it goes. Yeah. Yeah. No, I can tell you right now, okay. I actually, I bought like a thousand and then I ended up deleting the page because I

just gave up on it. I was getting like 16 likes per post and I realized why. And then I just got rid of it and then I kind of revived it again with an old friend. And then we got it legitimately to like 5,000 before it was taken down in November of 2018. So, and then... That was in 2018? That was like when Discord Jeopardy came out, man. Where were you doing that shit?

2018 was when it was taken down. And then the YouTube videos exploded in December or January of 2019. Yep. Oh, I see. Mm-hmm. And then from there, we just kind of continued and that's how it came to be. But yeah, that whole soft willy thing is no joke. That was a real, like, plotted name.

It's crazy. I remember... I also was, like, doing... I didn't buy followers, but I went to, like, the free website where I'd have... to refresh the page to get a free follower. So I was at my... So I was at my computer for seven hours one time, just like refreshing my page and going incognito.

And I got to 1,000 after seven hours. And then people at my school saw and they're like, these aren't real followers. And I told them, yeah, it is. And I actually got made fun of for having like a thousand fake followers. So I deleted everything and actually like never went on Twitter ever again. And my Twitter account right now actually is the same one that I have fake followers on. Wow.

That's actually, oh my God. That's when I was my Twitter old ad was Fox Trot. And so, yeah, the Twitter I have right now was actually Fox Trot. I think there's actually a thousand fake followers I have right now. Wow. That's the truth comes out. The truth is out.

The truth is out. There's a thousand fake people in my Twitter. When was the first time you guys ever played Minecraft? It was so long ago that the tutorial was still on Xbox 360. Yeah. Wait, you start on Xbox. I also started What? Oh my God.

I pulled weeds for my parents to buy me Minecraft for my Xbox. I had to pull weeds for like two hours and they bought it for me. That is crazy. My uncle had like the beta whenever the Earth. Wait, so none of you guys started on Java.

Nope. Yes, I did. I did. I started on, yeah, I started on Java. Well, actually on Mac, it was a cracked version going around in like fifth grade. So I started, yep, it was a crack. You're dangerous.

And I remember playing with the, at some point, I mean, this lasted for so many years and our school gave us laptops and stuff. I think it must have been sixth grade. And I remember playing and there were like mods for like little like clay characters and stuff. And you got mods for them and stuff. My God, I don't talk about.

Yep. So I definitely started all the way back then. But I officially bought it in 2012. So that was when you were like 18 years old? I was 18. Yeah, I was going into high school college. I remember I freaked out whenever they changed the creative menu. When they, the creative man used to be just one block.

You just scroll down through all this shit. And then remember too many items, mod? Too many items. And it was just on the right side. Remember how the water and the lava used to look? Yep. Yep. The old chunky, like, old.

You remember the mobile blocks, like the special mobile blocks? Like the, what was it? Like the weather, something. Yeah, there was another one. There was like a work, like a stone cutter, but it wasn't like the new one. There was a whole bunch of stuff. stuff. It was quirky.

It was quirky back then. I remember I was scared of here, Brian. I had nightmares. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I would download, like, mods, like, hero brine mods, like, other maps. And my friend would, like, explore with me.

But he had, he had, like, creative mode, and I didn't. So he was actually, like, pretending to be a hero brine. He would, like, follow me around. And I'm like, dude, do you see that? And he was like, yeah, man. And he would, like, just keep, like, messing with him. I believed it. And I actually didn't go to sleep because I thought my Xbox was, like,

fucked up. I don't know. I was playing the demo version of Minecraft on my console on my PlayStation and then I remember I had a nightmare where I was playing normally and then here Brian appeared on the TV and I freaked the fuck out and then I woke up yelling and I was like I was like crying and then I went to my mom's room and I was like

the fucking thing came out of the fucking TV I can't go back in there I couldn't go back in the room I don't know I was just so scared I couldn't go back in my room and I couldn't like dude I had the very I um I had the very like the white, I think it was the Xbox. It wasn't the elite. It was just, you know, the white Xbox. And I actually ended up playing Minecraft on that. I actually, okay, I was a little spoiled. I had two Xboxes, one for my mom's house and one for my dad's house. So, yeah, so all I really

had to do is just like send my files up into like the cloud up on like Xbox or whatever and just download them from another computer, or from the other Xbox down and stuff like that. But when I would play on the white Xbox, that was the one that could still get the red ring of death. And I was playing one time and my one friend was using to hear Brian's skin. I didn't know it. And I got one red ring of death when playing and I was scared shitless. I was very scary. I thought red ring of death was a curse.

I thought I was like an Xbox. I thought it was like no. That's real. That's real. No, it's real. Yeah. No, it's real. No, it's real.

I remember my old Xbox. I had the original white one. And I think it actually got the red ring like. 18 times. And I got so used to it. Every time I did it, I just unplug it, plugged it, plugged it back in, and it worked. And I just kept playing it.

Wait, how many rings? How many rings was it? Four. It was like all the way. Dude, that meant that thing was just dying. That was... I know. But like, it's a myth.

Because like, nothing happened. I just unplugged it back in and it worked. People just wasted money. Yeah, it was actually not a real thing. Well, if it happened 18 times, dude, I don't... I don't know. Okay. But I still got to play.

Dude, I remember, dude, it's actually still up... It's up. It's up on YouTube right now. If anybody wants to go check, like, after this during this, it's on my main channel. If you scroll down and look at the... How to hack your gamma? No, no. This is on the main channel.

This is a really funny blooper that we had. Isaac's brother was downstairs in his room playing, like, he was beating the Ender Dragon or something like that in Minecraft. And I just remember Isaac yelling at his brother and saying, like, go upstairs and, like, never return or something. And that had to have been one of the funniest, like, interactions. He was loud. It's still up on YouTube. Like, Isaac just, like, he's like, get the fuck out of here. Go upstairs.

Never returned. It was just, like, a great, like, segment into knowing. Yeah. I did not expect that from Isaac, but it was very funny at the time. I didn't know him like that. So when he just yelled his little brother to shut the fuck out. We were just coworkers at that time. Oh.

Oh, yeah. We were, we were starting out. Yeah, we were like, there's, like, really new ones. Yeah. Oh, what? Are we? Co-working. Yeah, no.

I don't see you guys You're all my like Yeah, seriously Oh Yeah I'm only here for a bag And I'm going to sleep out Business pals

Yeah after this Believe it or not We just get together We don't actually know anything serious by each other We just kind of leave after This is the first time We're all talking together

Since like last year Yeah real Group chats are like dry We talk like once a week And then we don't talk every again Wait Rest and Pete There isn't even a group chat

And this name is like obsolete I don't even know Why we came up with it But we don't have one I know Rest and peace Yami is actually friendly. No way.

Yeah, you want to go check the trending tab? Yeah, I think, I think they failed us. I'll be honest with you guys. If you guys could, please, make sure you guys tweet out, hashtag phase yummy. You, uh, you're making an ad or not an ad, a mention.

I didn't, but it's okay. I thought it was all right. We can do it later. Yeah, it's fine. Also, um, what's I going to say? Something about Bynan. I don't even know. I'm done talking about finance.

I don't you know what finance is. It's a scam. Don't even worry about it. It's a scam. Oh, there goes off. You know what? They already paid me forward. I like up front,

but I can say whatever I want to. From finance? From finance. I'm ex-scaming a sponsor live in front of thousands of people and from the actual sponsor gamer sets. Oh, my. I'll tell you guys this. It was very interesting meeting you all in person, especially Tanner.

Oh, yeah. Did you guys not think I was real? So, yeah. It's so weird. Seeing you in person for the first time, I remember, like, I ran out of the car to see you. And we just kind of, like, ran up to each other, jumped up, like, once or twice. I, like, head butted you in the shoulder or something weird. And then we just ran to my car.

Like, that was it. And then, yeah, and then you came into the car. You screamed really loud And then you and Larry Started like making it out in the backseat Me and Larry The first thing I did when I saw Larry Is I grabbed his head

And I wrestled his hair And I got pulled him close to me Yeah I actually started to make it out with him We're actually We were actually We were playing Shalom We were playing Shalom

Before Tanner guy We were like Yeah Oh were you guys actually Yeah Our first time ever picking up Larry At the airport actually Go ahead

Before we picked up Tanner On that same trip We ended up playing Marriachi music To get Larry Light's attention And it worked

Yep, it didn't work. He came running over and started doing the salsa. That's not. Yeah, all they told me was like, whatever you do, take out your phone and record. Just press record. I don't know what the fight.

And then I heard, yeah, Larry had a big sombrero walking through the doors. Can I get into the car because he had a big sombrero on those way too big. Yeah. His bag opens and there's just a whole bunch of chips that fall out,

just a tortilla chips that come out. It's all in packs. A little chips. A lot of poncho. It was like covered in guacamoleas and it was like stupid an animal. Falling around by a mule Yeah

Fall around by a pack mule Yeah I had to come with them A mule It came attached to the plane They like taped it He was in a big cage He was pushing him

I I remember the very first time Isaac and I So just picture this Okay we've already explained the story To the rest of you guys But for the listeners

It was like Isaac and I We walked outside At the terminal We were standing outside We looked like Larry the cucumber And Bob the Tomato

Like we were just Standing out there We were looking for Larry Mermaid Man and Barnac Yeah, pretty fucking much. Mario and Luigi head asses. Like, we're just standing there. Marf and Harry from home alone.

And we see this giant-ass truck. And keep in mind, Larry's mom is shorter than Larry. And this truck is lifted. And we just see his mom get out of the truck. And then we see Larry wave jump down on the passenger side and disappear. Disappear. This truck is taller than Larry. I jumped it.

You can like audibly hear, like there was like a sound effect that I played in real life. Dude, you like walked around and just like sound like the squidward walking effect. It was like,

and we just see you. And yeah, that was the first time we ever saw Larry. I by accidentally roasted bro in front of his mom. Or was it your mom that roasted? My mom roasted me. Yeah. It was.

It was funny. That was a really funny time. She didn't meet. It was a funny time. She was like. she thanked them for coming out or what did she think of you for?

She said she speaks English somewhere No she No she tried Sorry sorry I'm sorry Everybody Oh I remember now

I don't think she's like a citizen He doesn't have many friends So I appreciate y'all coming out Or something around that Something around those lines He doesn't have many friends And it was like yeah Yeah

I remember. He doesn't have any friends. Unless I do. Okay. I just like, I didn't go out that much. Like, I was just usually, I sound like it's such a fucking, like, hunchback, but. Well, you are. Yeah.

You were literally woke up like 20 minutes ago. I did wake up. That is true. Larry did wake up an hour ago. Yeah. I was. I told the ring, dude. Oh, you were, weren't you?

Oh, my God. I'm addicted. Can I tell you guys what we did when we all met up and, like, in our closed doors, like, in the bedroom? Oh, man. Like, I don't even know if that's so. I think we should actually. I think that's for the Patreon. That's for the only fans.

Just understand that. It's one of the sponsors, yeah. Yeah, I can just give like a little tiny snippet that I would wake up and Tanner was just staring at me in my doorway. I was in my underwear looking at you in your underwear. Yeah, I was shirtless and in underwear. And Tanner just is like, mm-hmm. And then he comes over and lays with me.

We go live on Instagram and now it looks like we were laying in bed having like hardcore sex or something. Like shirtless, had a little pants on in bed. We go live. Spooning in the live, yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah.

I got a lot of videos of these guys. And after that, I went late with Isaac. Our money was in our mouths. We were not all talk. Oh, no. We did everything that we said we were going to do. We did everything. I slept with Tanner and holy fuck.

We spooned. There were some good tweets from me sleeping with me. Oh, dude, there was TikToks. There was millions of reviews. There was. You having to sleep next to the bye kid. And he's just sitting there like hard. No, not the vice.

He had a big heart on. He had a boner, yeah. And I was like, I was really uncomfortable actually the first night because I was actually thinking he was going to like start. Remember when we were in Chinatown and there was this like rainbow fucking pavement? And you're like, oh. No, this guy got to stop. We walked up.

There's a giant like rainbow pavement and all all three of them look at me. And then he's like, let's take a photo. I'm like, oh, my God. God, dude. Holy shit. My mouth is. was watering. Yeah.

I was like, your eyes just pop out of your head. Oh, yeah, no, it was crazy. Yeah. That trip was so fucking good.

That trip made us realize that our dynamic in person is just as like horrible and by horrible, I mean awesome as it is online. Like we... Talk happened. I want to post that TikTok

of when Isaac was recording and it was me and Larry laying in bed and it looked like we had boners and we were like both grabbing them and we were like using them as like joysticks. Like maybe it made a... Made it. We're going down.

I have a lot of bad videos. We're moving them around. We're like, Mayday, sir, we're going down. Yeah. They're like, Mayday, Mayday,

we're going to make it, sir. We're moving our bones. Yeah, I have that one video. They were actual boners, but they were like, it was like molds. I'm just going to say that right.

Yeah, yeah, we had like little molds. We had little towers. But they were actual boners. I remember that one video where I walked from my room to you guys. You guys were laying there.

And then I turn off the light. I hear some rustling. I turn it back on and you guys, all your ass is facing me up. Oh my God. Yeah, I have that. And you can actually see my balls, I think,

through my ear. That's why we never posted it because I host like you can see my asshole. I think this podcast is sponsored by G-Suff. Shout out G-Suff. Use code group for 10% off, please. Use code group for 10% off of me. Is it 10%?

It's 10%. Oh, shit. Yeah, use code group for 10% off here. Just caught a group and you'll hear more, you're going to hear more stories about this. All right. Yeah. Action. There was one really funny one, though, I remember, where it was Isaac and Nick's room, and we're all in, like, the other room.

But you can still see Nick's room. And he was, like, there was that one point where he, like, stuck out his foot at the doorway. And it looked like a cartoon. It was like that. It was like, whenever, like, Squidward put out his hand from the curtains, and then SpongeBob put on his head. And it looked exactly like, because we had a light. We had, like, a light shining at the doorway.

And it was like, his giant foot just stuck out. I remember pushing my big beer billy. I was pushing out the doorway. It was there. And the light went out. He came back and I was just standing in the door. Oh, God. Yeah, that was, that was horrible.

I was really scared shitless. What was the one where Isaac was like typing really fast? Oh, yeah, that was the same part. Isaac would just go to my room, lock me out of my fucking computer. And all I typed. No. He typed for like 15 minutes long. And then he leaned back where he could see his only his hand.

He was like, what's your password? He was timing for like five minutes or like 15. And then he was like, what's the question? I locked the bro out of his own PC. And then he like, like the next morning, he was like, I was like, what did you like, do to my piece? Like nothing was working. Like the wallpaper was different.

I had to type in my actual like password to get into my email to get into my PC. Oh, I can't use a code right now. It's so sad. Oh my God. Yeah, that sucked. So. but yeah that that that trip definitely was a was one for the memory books you'll tell you that yeah a lot of images a lot of a lot of images incriminating images and believe it or not if you guys use the code group when you buy stuff with g subs

believe it or not it's going to help us get more of those videos because we're working with the with g subs to hopefully hopefully be able to be just say let's just say they want to do a lot of stuff I'm not being paid to say this, dude, but G-subs, they, oh. You are lagging. You're lag, boy, lag, boy, lag, boy, lag, boy. Someone in the chat was like, you guys, Binance or G-Sense? All right, four G-sups. It is not Binance.

Isaac, I think you're good now. You're fine. I think I'm good. Yeah, you're good. You're good. Dude, G-Subs flavors are good. It's all I wanted to say. Yeah, they are very good.

I tried one of the little packets. They also sent a little nice care package, which I'm still waiting on the second one. But their stuff is good. I will be honest. If you play Valorant and you're silver, take one G-Subs, dry scoop, right? And you're like, immortal-guise. If you're a pocketage. Wait, Tanner, Tanner, tell them about the Sprite.

Tell them about the Sprite. Oh, my God. Let me tell you all about this. We made lean, bro. This is a proof. We made fucking lean from G-suffs. Listen, if you take... If you take guacamole gamer for it, that's like strawberry lime,

and you put it in a little. bit of Sprite. You know, that's when his Sprite goes in, right? And you put one purple

jolly rancher, it tastes so good. Super hearts. Purple hearts. Lean. Lean, I love lean. In order,

in order for it to work, you got to double cup it. You got a double cup. Lean of the double cup. Lean of the double cup. Double cup. Talking to the whitest people

on the internet. Show of hands. Who likes, yeah, Greg has this single, like, thing in 8. Yeah,

because you talk about things that I've not been a part of. Grunk. Grunk, do you do lean? Be honest. I love me. Yeah.

I'll be the first to say. Grunk has been so much lean that his stomach is purple at the edge. Yeah, that's why I had to get my gallbladder removed. You should have seen it. It was like glowing purple. It was glowing purple and it was like pulsing. It was like I asked if I could take it home and they said it's too radioactive to be in your ass. It's like, you know how in games with something's like radioactive and start making that weird like clicking noise like that?

Yeah. I wouldn't lie. I wouldn't lie to you guys. And look in the chat, this is what it looked like when he's telling you this. It looked like bad. It was so bad.

It was really nasty. It was really nasty. His shit was nasty, dude. I swear it blinked. Like, it was like, infest me. It was blinking and breathing. Yeah.

And it put it out with legs. Yeah, I grew out like arms and legs. And it was like walking around. In the operation room, they like took it out and he just jumped out of his chest and he just walked out. And then he went and bought an iPhone. He put on a fedora and he got a briefcase. Hey, I'm looking for my body.

He kept calling him. Anyways. Anyways. That's actually... Dude. The incredible lean machine. You know what I noticed about Larry and his laughter? Sometimes it's just best to let him go through the motion.

Just let him laugh. He goes through all five stages of grief in like 12 seconds. Yeah, he just goes through all of it right there. Holy shit. Well, I think we're actually reaching our time here. We are reaching our time. We got to do episode two for the Patreon cast. For actual Binance.

Shout out to Binance. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. scams. It's like free actual. We got to like tell Cam to bleep out everything about Binance. I'm pretty sure.

Telling Cam to do so much work. He's going to have to sit through all this. Man's literally just going to have to sit through. I'm going to tell Cam to subtitle every single word. Oh my God. Cam, this has to go up by 3 p.m. ESD.

We have three hours, Cam. Go crazy. I'm doing shit. Yeah, there is in the chat. There he is. Well, you know, I think we can wrap this up for the first episode. This is an interesting one. You know, we're all, we're used to this kind of setting, but at the same time, you know, podcast, I don't

know. It's a little different, you know. So maybe we're going to learn as we go, but. We'll ease into it. Yeah. That was a good first episode. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

I do want to say, dude, we went so far off script. I wrote down, like, core topics. I don't think we talked about single one. Yeah, sometimes you just do. And that's perfect. That is the A-O-K. Mm-hmm. Type one for next time or something.

Yeah. It's fine. Thursday, by the way, every Thursday. Not every day after Thursday. Every Thursday. Every Thursday. Every day. Every day every day. We're going to be back here at 8 o'clock. It's going to be freaking sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Episode 2 is coming

tomorrow actually. Yep. Yep. Everything is to be uploaded. Yeah. Every Thursday we've decided it's either 8 o'clock p.m. 9 o'clock PM. We're not, we're not too sure yet. EST. And then all of these are going to be going up, like all these recordings are going to be going up

on to our podcast channel. Podcasts YouTube channel. Mm-hmm. 3 o'clock PM EST every Friday. So, you know, if you guys want to listen back to this stuff, you can too. Cam, who you guys see that was in chat before, our lovely editor. He's actually doing a lot of work for that channel. So go show that channel some love to.

Go drop him some support to the listeners that are listening on Friday. Definitely go check the description, support him as well. Next time, maybe we can try and get a Q&A and a live Q&A as well. Yeah. That would be nice. I just say, can I just say that Cam, dude, he has like two computers, right? And he has like two hands on each one. He's like making music on one computer.

And then he's editing this video on the other. Yeah. Think of God, but one high up, like one more step up. Yeah, think of this guy as like those characters in like movies where like they have like this huge like eight monitors set up. And they just like know everything. They can get you in the intel. His eye, his one eye is pointing far left. His other is pointing down far right.

And just going all over the place. Like closer and like has like this huge book full of stuff. Yep. He just knows everything. Yeah. No, he's nice. All right. It's all right.

Well, we're going to wrap this one up for today. We'll be here again. Yeah, that is episode one. Holy fart. Remember code group for 10% off. Yes, G-sups. Code group for Binance. All right.

Code group for Patreon as well. For Patreon. For episode two. And we also horrible things and say horrible things. Honey. Honey is. well. And guys,

make sure one more time to go and tweet out Faze yummy. Yeah, let's get him. We're trying to get some support. Trunk, it's going to be real huge.

All right. Also, guys, if you guys want to get more screen time next time, make sure you guys show us. If you want to see him, if you want to see him here,

if you want to see him next episode, make sure to use the group. If it doesn't get trending, you get 10% off. It doesn't get, if it doesn't get trending,

we're cutting off on computers. Grunk to get more screen time. Make sure you just code the group on Binance. That is the group on Binance. I'm like Locked on the Paywall type thing. He's D-L-C.

I'm D-L-C. Get him. You have to buy it. Drunk. I actually know that you didn't reach the word limit. So we're going to have to talk about it after this. It's not my fault. Grunk tells us a story.

It's all right, man. It's the first one. But if you don't reach it next time, I think we're going to take. Yeah. I was kidding. I was kidding. I'm not. I'm not playing right.

That whole time I was doing my math homework. I won't even lie. All right. And we hit the cat for Grunx. Yay. A pleasure. A pleasure. Shout out, finance.

All right. See you guys. All right. Wait, hang on. The gamer stuff's like one of the head dude just tweeting, tweeted, willing to sell feet picks to finish my new PC. This is your boss.

All right. This is your boss. That is me. It's fine with me. I'm fine with that. I tweeted a picture of my bare ass. And I don't care. I hit on,

I hit on their employees all the time in DMs. Also, did you say Nagy is our boss? I don't know. I don't know what... No. Yes. I did say that. Okay.

All right. We have to have a word with Nagy about that because I'm actually his boss and that's not going to fly. Okay. I have to be really done. Yeah, we're wrapping this up. All right, first episode.

Woohoo!