The Group Chat - #100 - 2 Years Later...

Episode Date: April 13, 2024

100 weeks... LIGHT WORK 🥱🥱| VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Welcome back, ladies and ladies. Of course. Only the ladies. The episode we've all been looking forward to since like episode 30. episode 100 one double bagel one double bagel

welcome back to the one double bagel podcast today we're missing grunk because it's time for tests it's time for tests he has a lot of tests to be doing and working on our boys getting smart our boy's going to be actually influenced in the future I don't know if you guys know this but

I can see him be president do they wait is it like bumps compared to what grunx is going to be doing in the future is it doxible if I say what school he's in he's going to harvard Oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I forgot he transferred last semester. What the fuck was that? What?

Dude, you're eating a banana on episode 100, the Group chat podcast? Sponsored by GamerSys. Use Code Group to get yourself some lean. Maybe we'll sell it tub today. We'll think about it and see. We can try and sell one or two. Maybe. Wait, did Larry eat the banana where it went down his throat?

Dude, he ate like the whole thing. Or her small banana. No, when you did that, the lights are. Oh, that is a tiny banana. Look. Oh, no, no. That's a, no. That's a tiny banana.

That's average. Audio listeners, it's the size of my hand. My hand small. That's huge. That's a huge banana. That's a huge banana. This is the size of Shaq's hand. Okay.

See, that is a massive banana. That is very big. That's a massive banana. That's not tiny in the slightest. Well, realistically, realistically, that is a huge banana. I'd say. It's a little bit. I think it's perfect to me.

I would say that's at least average. It's almost unenjoyably large. It's average or above average. What do you guys think? Makes you full. So let me eat my banana in peace, man. Welcome back to episode 100. Welcome back.

Welcome back here. Everybody, welcome back, welcome back. All right, Mr. Shasty over there has got to talk. Come on, say something. What? So it switches to you, and you can see that we're both twinning. Hey, what did it do?

Twinning. Twinning. We're talking about gamers. We got to say what Nick's doing with the gamer subs. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, no, I appreciate that segue. It's really important, guys, and I want to catch you guys while it's early. You guys have from today, all the way until Sunday, to buy lean, using code group,

and you have the chance of winning a Pokemon. card. Now, it's not like a giveaway, but like essentially, uh, what was it Tuesday? A few days ago. A few days ago, uh, we opened up a base, bass set two booster box, uh, on stream and you can get some cards with it. You see this? What? See all of them wanted, yeah. Hey, look at this one. Ready? Nine tails. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, ready? Venusaur. Yeah. Yep. Who wants that Venusaur? Wait. Who wants me to sore? Yay!

Okay, so if you guys use code group. Who wants Vitasore? You have to show him. Who wants me to soar? Ah! You're the best. You're the best. I wish I was like my... Love you. You're great. But if you're like the rock.

You are, you're like the announcer. Big Man. That's what they do. It's like, oh, they do. Alright, when they're like bringing somebody out, they're just like, They look around and think Dude, that could never get old Let's get it!

No, dude, the WWE is on top right now because of Prime and Logan Paul. That's all, that's it. I'll say it. I'll say it. Did you see I show speed got RKO'd by radio? That's the only reason I would like ever watch a WWE clip. That was crazy. How much do you think Logan Paul gets paid from WWE? Thousand. I bet you he doesn't get paid as much as you think, but he probably gets a huge discount for like prime sponsorship. You think so? Yeah.

Dude, their company is. at least worth like six billion dollars six billion dollars yes but I think they've done like one point something billion and like can you look at prime net worth because that was a crazy claim dude I doubt that's even that far off well I looked it up and it's like the way that a company gets evaluated it's like yeah there you go oh my god first billion YouTuber is gonna be three point three point two billion to eight point four ladies and gentlemen we're driving right now imagine would you would you start driving to the airport somebody crash would you start

Oh my god, I'm so happy. I'm really so. I'm really so. I'm really so. That's like a gross amount of money, dude. What, like, what do you do with her? Do you think that they're ever going to sell? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think the entire point of prime hydration was to get. Yeah. Acquire. Yeah. By bubola. You really think that KSI and Logan Paul have like this love for drinks?

Yeah, you think they're like passionate about the fucking. I love hydration. Dude, I love just making like drinks like look healthy but taste like candy and Melty popsicle so bad. I think they do. They don't give a shit. It gives me like a sugar rush almost. But there's like no sugar.

Is it there? Yeah, it's like coconut water and then they could put like it's a hell of I thought there was like a tiny amount of coconut water. Like it's such a dubious. Dude, I don't even know. A dubious.

It tastes too sweet. There you go. How to make prime. How to make prime. Is it that easy? Looked up the ingredients. Did they look it up before they had prime? Like we got coconut.

Oh, you do got coconut. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot of coconut water. Coconut water tastes like shit. That's my statement of the day. That's all right. It's all right.

This, see, this probably tastes like crazy. Salt, what? What? Salt, yeah. This is like something you drink when you get sick. That's why that is not prime. Got our honey for some sweetness. So we had about a teaspoon of that in.

What? Make sure you mix it in. Water, honey, lime. That looks like it just tastes like prime. Yeah, this is like something I would drink if I was like on death's row. Like it didn't heal me instantly. That's not what. Don't drink prime, you're going to die.

Shelby Mitchell. All right. Shelby Mitchell, thank you. Shelby, what the hell, dude? Talk about what we're going to do today for the 100th episode special extravaganza. Oh, yeah, we are. So I tweeted. Now, keep in mind, I did this a little late.

By a little late, I mean, tomorrow I got to upload this podcast episode. Oh, Shipsies. But I put out a tweet and I said, reply with your favorite clips from the podcast, because we're going to take a trip down memory left for episode 100. Memory Lane. we did now we've done a hundred episodes and we do them once a week which means we did a hundred weeks was that is two years two years 52 weeks at a year yeah it's two years my god we started this

podcast in uh january or february of 2022 one of those months let's check let's go back to the channel by my mathematics we started it in may of 2022 who mathematics what do you mean no we did not started in May. We started in like January or February. You're full of 2021. I'm not. You're full of P.S. Oh, March. Oh, March. April, mate. We missed a lot of weeks then. We've missed probably three or four. Yeah, we missed three or four weeks.

Also, we have a, we have an impossible video because we have a hundred videos on the channel. Yeah, dude, something's not added up here. We have an impossible. You'll see you. You'll see why. We have a 22.5 episode. You'll see, yeah, we have 11.2. 11.2. Is it 11. Yeah, we were not taking that shit seriously at all. Oh yeah, it's right there.

It was 11.24 minutes. It was literally just me and Nick, like sitting there being like, yeah, we're so we're going to meet up. Look at that thumbnail. That is crazy. Dude, when Cam was making these thumb, those, I got to give it to Cam. He has a brain that I just can't have. I don't know how that. He used like the same emoji three times, but he distorted the faces too many.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, ten, eleven, twelve. That one's upside down. They're 14, 15. Dude, there's so many. He just kept spamming it. When I was wondering, was I even like, yeah, like there's you. Hey, everybody, welcome to episode one. You started it off.

You started it off. You're welcome, everyone. That podcast. Sponsored by Binance. Okay, that's it. Sponsored by Binance. The Binance sponsor that we definitely got about that. Okay, why was I not here in episode one?

Where was I? What were you doing? Clearly not giving a shish or fluff. Wait, what's the date? What's the date? Oh, you're on. When'd you roll in? Episode two, I bet.

The date. He's not here. March 4th. That's episode 1. Dude, it says Yummy is here on like episode 4 or something. Yeah, Yummy wasn't in with us.

Yummy moved in. But then why is he the picture? Guys, we were still all at our own house. Yeah. But Yummy just wasn't. Oh, look, see, now he's here. Dude, you know what? I was moving, I think.

I think you're actually right. What? You are? I'm really proud of us. We are four episodes strong. And from that Zui. From that day forth, it all went down.

The one. You died in like episode one. Yeah, you're supposed to be dead. Wow, it's our exact thought process right here just two years ago. That's where it started, the whole died thing. Where was I, dude? Can we play it? Can we listen to it for a second? You're like Brian from family guys.

Whoa, listen to Gross. Why is drunk so like, oh? He's a little baby. I always got because you're right now. It wasn't that long? What the-Fee? You've been moving for like before we even had to find. So there's the answer. I was moving.

I picked up a lot of boxes and I walked really, really far. You walked? Wow, it's impressive. You walked all the way? Yeah, from Las Vegas to Tennessee. Oh, there it is. Wow. There's the move, baby.

There it was, yeah. Wow. Oh, my God, dude. That's so fucked up how, like, we started this shit back when we were back in our old Hummel abodes. And now we're all here together in the second house. Except for growing. Don't grab me. Look at the third episode.

What is that? You have a one coming so. Two years. years ago. Shut up. Okay, I think we're getting sidetracked a little bit. I think we have to look at what the people's favorite moments are. We've got to see what the peepchap podcast.

And we're just going to kind of like, that was like last week. We're going to say this is this set of. All right, all right. It's like last episode. There's a lot of moments. Can I say some real fast before I start? Fans can like walk up to you and like kind of remember something that happened like two years ago and then be like, do you remember when you did this in that video like three

months ago. Yeah, when you have like, let's say 50,000 people all watching that thing. There's bound to be at least one person that was like, that was a great moment. Well, dude, I was at Collecticon and a fan walked up to me and said, do you remember like two years ago when you said this in that video? And I was like, what the fuck? Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I say, nope, I don't know.

Do you watch videos from years ago? Sometimes. Not anymore. Do you fully watch them? Sometimes. Where you can pick up all the references. Yeah, I see the thing, the beauty about editing is that you watch watch it so many fucking times that you have to, at least, some

what remember dude you know what I'm not gonna lie I hated that when I used to edit every single video I posted I would remember almost every moment in a video for like years lastly VC you bring up any scene I'm like da-bup up up up up like falling you were like to a point that like Yummy's trying to watch dude you ruined the video for me the first time I watched it because you were like you'd be like oh you want to see this part let's go to this part yeah and you would just be saying what I'm saying before I even say it when I'm trying to watch the video because it's like it's like a habit it's like I have to do it You were like, yeah, then you ate 12 donuts.

I didn't eat 12 donuts? Yeah, but you wouldn't put on a clean pair of pants. No, I wouldn't put on a clean pair of pants. You're just like literally saying the whole script of the video. I know. I feel like I have to. It's like memorizing a family guy video. Yeah, it is.

It's like I have to recite my scriptures in front of my council meeting, my counselor, and I already get like cool points. So I have to do that for you and anyone else watching it. It's my duty. You hear that. He was doing it for you. Well, thank you, Isaac. Yeah, you're welcome.

That's how much he cares about you know So this is you pitching a pyramid scheme Apparently there's this new water filter It holds 13 gallons have you guys heard of it? No what is it? It's a burkey water Berkey water and they sold this many Units they were supposed to show like a fake graph Is that the same one where you were telling a story and I said wow

And then you're like bits over yummy? Huh? Is that what that podcast was? I don't remember you were saying something and I was like wow And you're like oh yeah yeah that was the exact same one Which one was that how long ago? But I was that what? I was being serious. This was like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounded like sarcastic.

Yeah. What is this? This is old. Grunks, awkward silences. I'm not even here. Remember, remember the girl? It was Kate Upton.

Remember she played a role as a guy on time? The goats. Wait, yummy, why do you look like you have a fucking Jimmy Neutron head? Look at your hair. It's the carpet behind my head. It looks like, it's like you for her. Oh, this is, I know what the next, I know what this is.

What is that? I'm not saying that, I'm not saying it. I'm watching. We have this, and then you're gonna be like, Sprite. Yeah. Sprite now. Oh, this is the way. This is a good one.

Dude, you guys are such liars. I don't look at people in the face. Why? That's a sign of respect. You're not better than them. You're not better than them. You're not better than the homeless guy who eats on Fridays, dude.

I don't give a fuck. Yes. Shut up No, you're not! Listen, what's your deal? You don't even listen. I said, I'm not better than. And you're saying, no, you're not better then.

It's like, yeah, that's what I just said, dude. I thought you said you were better than them. No. There was something in that house. There was a gas leak in that house. There's a gas leak in this house. There's a gas leak in all these houses. I'm going to make another one in this house.

I need one. What is this one? All. Oh, this is when you fucked up. What is this? Ah. Me and Isaac were in the kitchen. He's doing his thing.

I'm doing mine. I'm like in the living room, which is right next to the kitchen, right? So I walk in. You know what I'm saying? Woo. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

I walk in. I do that. Okay. He sees it. He's like, okay. Okay. So then he gets ready. He braces.

He goes. Okay. All right. And then do the fucking dirtiest. The dirtiest. one year he goes, who, who, who, who! And then his fucking leg boom!

Yeah. He goes, ho, who! Dude, I wish, oh my God, I wish we had, like, our security cameras then, because I was, dude, that was really good. You literally couldn't walk. It was the craziest. I was, like, on the ground.

I couldn't move for, like, several minutes. I eventually was, like, able to hobble. And next day, it was fine. Yeah, you know what that is, right? And it still had nothing, nothing happened. You know what that is? What? You're getting old.

You're an old man. man. No, it was like my entire hand. It wasn't a bone. Nope. People just think you're getting old.

Dude, what was up with my, like, I think I changed you break anything. You break anything. You break anything. You're old. I think we,

a lot of us changed like a whole bunch. Like every clip. Wait, you kind of look like Ian from Smosh. Yeah, you do look like it.

Why? I don't, wait, I need to see what he looks like. Look, not, not, not the old one, but now. Yeah, look, look. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I'm so silly Dude I just look like everybody in the world I'm just like a default character You have one of the most like similar faces To a lot of other people I'm surprised you haven't been like arrested

For like something you didn't do Dude I swear to God I saw like a wanted poster And it was a guy that looked like me Or it just was you like it's so weird I was watch you guys just not lock the door And implement something called the knocking system Because Larry's bisexual He's gonna work on it

Oh yeah. It's happened before I poop with both doors open once. Tanner, what are you going to do? You did do that. I was going to like, la la la la. Yeah. That's always a classic one.

People always remind me of that one. That time whenever we were like living with the same bathroom, dude. I miss that. We had to build the system of life. I love this podcast. Sorry. See? He's already doing it.

You're already doing it. You're not doing for anybody but yourself. I know. I know. Did Isaac just spoil the next? No, it's what, it's, I don't know why. I'm going to punish you by not watching it. I retain every single bit of, every bit that we've ever done is in my head.

I have it. No, I actually want to watch it because that's a good one. It is good. We're still not talking about that goddamn singularity. You're going to make me Google it. The thing, what do you want to know about it? Yeah. So what are you?

245, like 2048, something. Like, so. I love this part of it I love this part of it I love this part of it What did you say about boss baby? Like what did you even say? Who is me? I said it? I don't know. I think it was either Larry or you or him

I don't know. I didn't say anything about boss baby. Go back. I heard boss baby. Larry said something stupid. You're going to make me Google it. The thing What do you want to know about? Right here. Yeah. So what are you? 2045.

I read like 2048. It's hilarious. I don't know what I said. I heard boss baby. I said what year is boss baby and then everyone collectively had the look away. I was like, Ted and looked the way. I love this puppy.

Grug felt like he couldn't talk on the podcast for like an entire year. Oh my God. To this point where people were like, please let him talk. That was that was pretty bad. By the way, I want to tell you guys something like, why am I the Roarst roommate?

Dude, are you doing it again? Is he doing it again? No, no, no, no, it's just ready. I just read it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I remember I was watching his show and then Isaac gets his food and he sits down and he changes the channel. Oh my God, Isaac. I did do that once.

I was like, he turns into like a guard dog. One time I woke up really early at like 5 a.m. and I was going to go get Starbucks. And I opened my door and I make like one step on the stairs and he like goes like, like it was like, oh, hey, like, oh, dude, he's like, like a dog, and he's eating like 50 different things on the couch. Not even that.

I just, I just turn my door handle. He's like, who goes out? He's like an old, he's like an old going to ship. Like a lantern. He's like looking around. There's an old shopkeeper accent that I put on when I don't know who's there. I go, all right.

Come on, no, no. Come on. I'm like tip towing around trying to get a drink. And I hear like, who's out there? What's going on? Dude, I said, you know, I occasionally still do that. Why you tiptoe, it's like, I'm not going to punish you for going in the kitchen.

Before I go down, I'm just like, oh, and there's nobody here. That was in the old house, right? Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was because everyone's room, everyone's door besides mine was like, you could hear it open from the living room. You could hear it all. Everybody knew Isaac was coming out. It all led to the living room. Yeah, I could hear any, whoever's door was opening, I could just like hear a door and I was like, yeah.

Yeah, but like when you change the channel on me, I was like, what? Why don't you do that? I was like eating my food. I was having to get. I was like, oh. Who's out there? Who goes there? Yeah, the slightest crack of my door handle, dude.

Our doors were so squeaking. You would go, and you'd be like, as soon as I heard that, I'm like, oh, fuck. Dude, come on. I remember two things from that house. One, when we were mad at Larry, we'd take those basketballs and we'd throw them from the living room again. Yeah, we would do that. And then when we were mad at Tanner, we'd grab the basketball

and we'd throw it out his wall when he was trying to sleep. That was, I was trying to sleep. It was like literally 3 a.m. I was like, I need to sleep early. Oh my God. Do you guys remember when Yummy would be asleep? We'd go in his room and start recording him, and we were trying to compile those videos like every day.

I bet you, because we've talked about that on the podcast before. I bet you that shit's going to appear on this list. He still hasn't seen those? What? No, he hasn't. He still hasn't seen one. Yeah, we haven't seen him. Wait, wait, yummy.

Remember when we put the banana peel on your door handle? That was the last time. That was the last night. That was the last night we did that. Do you guys remember the 48 times that we filmed Willie masturbating? We never showed him. Until today,

keep scrolling. I remember. Yeah. We had a weird. Welcome back to the Brow, Wacham! Yeah.

Hold on. Let's do it. Let's do the intro. like we're a radio station. Oh yeah. You're listening to, or no, no, they say tuning in. They say tuning in. Back to the shark.

You're listening to Dino 101 101. Dino. You're listening to 101 in the jungle. Like I see why people will crash now. That was the first, literally the first

like three seconds of the podcast. You know, I'm going to put on the podcast. Oh shit to the jungle Oh my Oh red Oh here we go We haven't seen red in a while dude Look at my this big sore I have in my hand

It looks like a ring of gloves Dude it looks like a cartoon you know like You know when a mallet hits a hand it gets red It looks like Ah I love red Dude we should take a break and ask like each other our favorite podcast moments but I don't even know if we

could do that on the spot I got that you yeah we can't I gotta think right now I would have to think a little bit on it well let's let's keep it in the back of our heads or we can keep it like very general I just like it I think it's so funny when grunk gets mad that's like my personal favorite it's so funny drunk getting mad is fun because sometimes grunk could just be so quiet and then just out of know where he like blows up it's like it's like it's like a snap yeah he's sick of being like the nice guy like quiet guy he's sick of it's He's sick of me the nice guy He's sick of me

Oh my god, wait Can we talk about one thing While we're thinking of the podcast moments I just saw it right over there It says OJ Simpson dead I think it's pretty effing bananas He died the day after I posted a clip Of us name dropping him

Dude I'm going through your comments And it's like everybody's talking about OJ Simpson Can you can you say Can you say this guy's name? It's like I'm a prophecy It's like you're the death note I'm like a prophet

Didn't I do a prank call And you somebody's name And he died like the next week His name was Mikhail, Mikhail Gorbachev. And I thought, he said Gorbitrov. Yeah, Gorbachev. No, I said Gorbachev. No, you said Gorbachev.

No, you said Gorbachev. I said it like, I put Gorbachev. I spelled it. Because I remember, I thought we just made that name up. Yeah, a week was a real person. A week after that passed away. Just crazy. We have a power.

We have an evil power. We have an evil death note, like, sentence power. You better hope we never say your name in any form of media, James. Yeah, John. James. Yeah, Joe. John, what's the one's common. Where do you see James?

I don't know. I'm just saying it because I know he's watching right now. James. James. Hey, Alyssa. You better watch it. I'm going to say one.

Oh, that's evil. That was it. John Williams. Oh, no, he's dead. There's a lot of those. If you're an Alyssa out there, it's over. Johnny Appleseed? I see you.

Okay. He's already been there. He's already been there. He's 11. What is this one? Oh, this one gets quoted out of context. Out of pocket things. You know, me, you say a lot of...

There's like animals. They were like animals. I wish to take it advantage. of. Wait, you quote that? You quote that in your life? You quote that in your day-to-day-life? Out of context, too?

There's no context. Larry, your reaction. Wait, what? Your reaction? Your reaction to like... Dude! There were like animals. I was taking advantage of.

Who? By who? You know what I do? I go right in front of your face cam. And I'm like, Like you can't believe it every time I do it everything got to get it closer look at me I had to like look at you like you can't be serious right now bro I didn't know what to say when he said that oh no oh no I forgot what I said oh I think it's like people made me cuss you

that's what it was probably it was like something that was just horrible but it was true I think one of my funniest like my favorite funniest moments from the the podcast is when Yumi said he didn't want a daughter. Oh my god. Yeah. What would happen? You're like, put up for adoption. He just did not want a daughter. I think I remember Tanner's jaw was like dropped or something like that. But you were just going on about not wanting a daughter and everyone in the comments section was

like. There was a, there was a meme. Remember the Jimmy Neutron thing where sheen was like, one, she's a, she's a girl too. She's a girl You know me after asking Is that what people were saying? Yes

People were saying it was a girl Two They're saying you're seeing One she's a girl Two She's a girl That's my That's my

Actually my favorite Because I saw that meme right It's too she's not a boy She's not a boy Jesus God I want to try I want to try and guess What the hell this is about

I don't know I don't remember any of the old ones It's almost impossible That's my old house Yeah old house My own Tanner We didn't move in together

At all period But look at your background That you were living lavishly Oh yeah Tanner that's your old old house Yeah So What are you guys giggling at

Okay imagine he took off your hat it was just that by the way I'm going to say that is our most viewed podcast is it is that goofy a audition oh my god

no it's not I want to let you guys know we did not make that title goofy odd no we did a title at at all I think all okay all of them

almost all then we didn't title at all or do the thumbnail or do anything it was just like Cam like Whatever cam thought of we were like yeah, run it. There was some really funny ones.

There's a fucking shark with a red arrow. That's my favorite. It's in like a pool. Yeah, it's not even a ocean. It's just a pool. Dude, that was honestly seems way more recent than episode eight. I remember that way more recent. This one?

Yeah, I always remember that one. Look at yummy eating hot dog. Yeah, why did he put all that in my fucking mouth? You put a goate? Look, you put like a mustache on him. You got a mustache, too. I'm pretty sure we were all wearing, uh, or we had the face app shit on. Oh, we did.

Yeah, we did. Yeah, this exact, one of these clips in this podcast, it was like you, when he put on the glass, you're like, who am I? And everyone was, like, trying to talk like, who am I right now? Larry looks like a completely different type. I look like a man. Is it El Mesh? Baya.

Metto. Oh, I'm gonna find a wrong. It looks like an IT person. Like he like works on computers. Dude, it's so crazy. If you go back to oldest for a second, go to episode 12. We met up three, we went to Austin three weeks. Oh my God.

Was it three weeks before we moved? No, no. No, because we moved in August, but we went in June. Isn't that insane that we started a podcast? Was it May? It was May. And we did our IRL episode in Ible. Whoa, there it is.

Which is honestly, like, we weren't expecting to do, you know, we had never done anything, IRL. Like, we all met, I mean, I met everyone for the first time here. And it, this was so smooth. It was so easy. It was honestly, like, one of our best episodes. I would go there every single day. This was our, our first time meeting grunk and yummy. Yeah.

Yeah. Because Tanner had come to New York. New York. Larry We went to go see You came to my place Yeah you never came up did you I mean a little bit later on

But wait I think I'm up to New York I think I went there twice I went there twice Or I went there twice Or I went to Jersey Oh that's right right right I went to Jersey once For one of your videos

It was the package It was the credit card video Exactly And I went the second time to meet Tanner That was in January I'm not kidding I'm pretty sure that's when we were celebrating When you got partner

Oh yeah I didn't like that I got partner I got partner and then I went to New York I want to go to New York Have you ever been? Trust me I don't think you're going to like it I think you'll like it I think I think I think you'll like it I think you won't

I think you'll find it funny I think if we find a studio I like big cities If we go to a studio you'll like it But no New York is dirty and stinky Vegas was better than New York I'll say it okay I'll say it Yeah Vegas was much better than New York

In terms of like It's probably a lot cleaner Yeah Like a lot And like not as many Probably a lot less dangerous too. I mean, you're just genuinely you're comparing poop to diarrhea.

It's still shit at the end of the day. I guess so. Vegas wasn't that dirty. Vegas was pretty okay. I mean, the sidewalks are pretty gross, but it's not like trash. It's just like, there's so many people walking on it. There's a lot of people. Yeah, I think the worst thing you could find in Vegas is like vomit on the sidewalk. The worst thing you could

find in New York is like a dead guy who shat himself in the middle of a street. Dude, I see people like wipe their ass with their hands in New York and wipe it on walls. Yeah, there's a guy who shit in the wash bucket that a subway worker was cleaning the subway things with. Dude, I'd kill that guy. Oh, it was bad, yeah.

I would just keep, like, cleaning. The stalls are little apartments in the subways. The thing about New York is that it smells like garbage because they don't have proper, like, disposal of garbage. The garbage just goes on the street. Because there's nowhere else to pick up the garbage from. And then, like, poop and pee on the side. Imagine if someone from Japan was told lies about New York

and being, like, the super awesome place. They go. And they've never seen them they go. And it's just, it is. It's bad. Oh, my God. It's bad. All right, what's better?

New York or Tokyo? That's really hard. That's difficult. I don't know. All right, which one's better? Shibuya or, uh, Manhattan. Soho.

Remember Isaac said Miami was better than a Tokyo? Yeah. What do you got to say about that, Isaac? What do you got to say about that, Isaac? What do you got to say? Do you remember when we were, we were on the San Francisco bridge and geo guests there and you're like, oh man, this is, this might be more beautiful in Tokyo. None of us said a single word

And then Larry started laughing his ass off at you Yeah, it was because it was because he was making fun of you You were making you Yes After we clicked the pyramid in jail gester and went there Yes, that was the joke I was making fun of you The joke was that because you said that Really? Oh my God, you even catch on

And he put in his video, that's crazy That is actually crazy I knew you were making fun of something I just didn't know what It was when you were we were in Tokyo You were like Wow you're like man I thought my Miami was like the best place ever on planet.

Miami Beach. And you were like, this might be more beautiful than Miami. This might. It's like, it's a close call. You're like, dude, what?

Miami? This might be more. Miami and Tokyo. Those are your comparison. That's like me saying like, this is better than Washington. I'd like, just a little bit.

It's like old sound. Oh, man. This is kind of cool. This runs you in Texas, dude. I'm looking around everywhere. I was going to say that if you go to the oldest episodes, if we start from the very beginning, real fast. I think we, yeah, we only

lasted four episodes because we used to do those live, remember those? Yeah, we did that in the stage. And I remember afterwards, I think you guys all remember this, we would all do like an after party hangout. And you were drunk and whatever, and you got into an argument with me about a Wawa burrito. It was more

healthy than sushi. Not a, was it. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. I mean, we were like, you're like, Wawa burrito bro, 60 grams of protein, 500 calories. You're going to tell me sushi can beat that. The clearest food of all time. I was like, dude, why? You're talking about preservative meat versus just raw fish.

Dude, I miss these shit out of Wawa. I will say it once. I'll say it for the rest of my life. I miss, dude. I'm right here. I live there. I'm right here. Look.

Oh, what's up? What's up, Wawa? What's up, Wawa? Let me get some on. Poppers. Commander. You see the wall wall Washington. All right, let's go back to the no way, scroll back just scroll on really quick.

Oh, now just really good. One more thumbnail. Look at pumpkin. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, all right. Look at that like 31.

It's like grunk on a stock image. What? We started using just grunk the same picture. You're right. Oh yeah. That's me when I was again. What are you get? It's right next two feet right next to three.

scroll up. There's like three pictures of Greggerner all doing this. I don't know. There's more. There's actually way more. Keep going. Keep going. See how many we can find right now.

I think it started on by grunk. I'm pretty, yeah, it did. Oh, God. It started up. I know that by grunk and then it was just, wait, stop.

Look at that yummy one. That one's like a crazy thing. That is pretty fucking nuts. Look at the sick one of yummy. Look at the evil yummy on the top. He was like demon eyes and a demon teeth. Oh, sick yummy. Look it's cold yummy.

Cold yummy. Cole yummy, cold yummy, sick yummy, sick yummy, sick yummy, demon, yummy, demon, yummy, demon, yummy, demon, yummy. Dude, oh my joke of yum. Clown yummy, clown yummy. I want to go back to these little things. You love characterizing you. Just give you one more.

Okay. Oh my, damn, yummy, dead yummy, dead yummy. Look at that. How to really. How to really. Dude, I honestly, I need to start doing this. Look at me. after, I'm crying.

Can we get Cam to do this again? Squidward 1, he'd even turn. Here lies, three different people. It's the same picture. It's a safe phone. It's a safe photo. Did we miss, wait, go up? When was our Japan episode?

When was that? Oh, that was weird. It's right there. It's like 50. It's like 50 up, up, up, up. There it is. Oh, right there. 504.

The group chat in Japan. That's a good. I like that podcast. Those people, those people were super nice. They were great. I still have the alcohol they gave us. The Soju?

Uh, no, Sake. It was Sake from Harajuku. Bro. Remember when we went with that, it was the girl that was from there? That's right.

We all, was it, it was you and me who walked in there? It was the, uh, the 7-Eleven. Was it the ATM? Yeah. What? To pay or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was cash. It was cash. It was cash. So, uh, I forget her name. She was really nice.

And we went, it was Larry, me and her, we all walked down the street to 7-11. And she was just asking us questions about what we do and everything like that. And it was just so fucking cool. That's when I learned Saguay.

I didn't know what's a-goy. And she kept saying it over. Really? Over and over, yeah. Really? I was like, what does that mean? She's like, it means cool. I'm like, oh.

It was crazy. This is where I swear by it. Like, I know we've talked about the whole fat jokes thing at one point or another. This was your breaking point. No, this is where like I was like, okay, there's like a whole not. other level to the fat jokes because I don't know who said it but someone said that my belt

yeah 5400 pounds it's a 50 hundred I was like yes the weight limit that's so funny dude I'm all for fat jokes when they are so funny it was it off white it was an off white belt that had 3 400 pounds on it look up off white belt you'll see you look up off white belt it says weight limit weight limit 5400 pounds oh yeah there it is you see it someone said damn Nick I didn't know that Your belt knew your weight. You got a weight in it. That was on this podcast episode. It was so fun.

Is it on comments it? Huh? Someone commented or someone said it? Oh, I don't remember. I think I said it. We all said it to him in person. I don't remember what it was or who was.

It has to be one of these peaks. I think I stood up. I think it's when I stood up and showed my outfit. You're showing it. We were showing drip. It was so funny, though. I just remember. I don't know who said it,

But you guys are like it. I can tell you it was either yummy or Tanner. It was one of them. Probably one of those. That's it. I don't know who else. Such a good moment.

What is that? What is he? Stumbling. It's Chinese food. He's mumbling, stumbling, bumbling. Let me guess. You got, uh,

let me guess. A large fry. A large cook. A large burger. With a, that I don't know. We fucking got here. When we were,

when we were trying, We were like he knows the entire fucking man. He's like now that's not what comes with it and you get suicide And you like you didn't have your headphones on you just knew You guys like all the game of take turns. It's like crazy go back and forth it back and forth I remember that trip when we were at In the net where was it cookout? I was and I was trying to make an order and you know It's like, dude, that's not what comes with the order. That's not how it works.

No, it doesn't, it comes with this or that. Because you have to get a cookout tray, dude. And when you get the cookout tray, there's only some things you can get. Like what? I don't remember, it's like two entrees. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, it's like two entre's, two sides.

You're not, you're not ordered right now, are you? No, no, I'm trying to find the comment for the belt thing still. I have a traumatic memory of when I was a kid where I had these flyers. outside of my house. I already know what the story is, dude. The corner of the brick wall right outside our front door, and three wasps came from the top corner.

One of them got stuck in my shirt. Who! Mea-m! I was a city that funny. Wea-me-me-me-m. I only left for the new lady was going to react to that. If Yumi was a war veteran, he would be like, there's a, there's a play.

Larry, do you miss your hair like that? Dude, I don't know. I could tell you right now. People would confuse you with being Asian. Yeah, that was a lot. People literally everyone thought it was. Can I say something that I think would resonate with only you, Larry? Because I've grown my hair out a lot.

I miss the simplicity of my routine when it comes to like hair and shit when it was shorter. However, I would never go back. Well, that's still long. The back of my hair was still, like, long. That's why I keep my hair short. I need this hair short, so I don't have to worry about it. Yeah. Do any worries on the brain without all that big hair?

I'll tell you guys. I'll tell you guys what. I shower. Oh my God. I get out. I don't even want to think about you. I don't even want to look at you. I do like the whole banana thing in between you know,

like Mr. Crabs thing in between his legs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not in this order because then I go and dry my head. So I draw my head first. And then I do like this. Oh, man. I go behind and then I start to go in my hair

I grab a towel, put my finger clean up in there I wash my hair I go like this one time and I'm done That's pretty much all you're right That's crazy That's crazy

This one actually made me scream laugh Holy shit Where soft wheel he had like done crack cocaine He was in my bed Humping Tanner Like they were in my bed Oh my god Like cuddling and being fucking wild

insane What was wrong with You guys, that was, like, he was a crazy. He was the craziest I've ever seen. What do you mean? You were arching your back for Nick in Isaac's bed. What? You've lived with us for two years.

You've seen, like, worse. No, I haven't seen worse. That night was the worst that's ever been. Oh, you haven't seen the green pie. You were begging for it. You were begging for it. For me. You're lily.

You missed out, dude. You missed out. Dude, it was like. I mean, but no, you're not. You know, there's boys where you wind them up. And then you, like, put them, but you just drop them on the ground.

They're like, br brr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-thor. What? Why are you so gay in there? Dude. Imagine putting a motor in Nick's lower back, and that's the only muscle he has. Have you ever heard of a bond?

That was like brotherly, that was like locker room, man. There's like, anyway. We never did that in the locker room in my school. Shut up. Go to football. I don't even remember doing that.

You don't remember when you were in Isaac's bed? Oh, I remember. I remember that because it was right over here in a picture for me. Hold on. Okay. The picture was you were in my bed, like going to bed and soft really comes in and just lays on top of you and starts like.

Yeah. Okay. I'm sitting there editing. You guys are like just being gay. We were in there for a while. Yeah. I was like, I was doing some crazy shit on Tann. Yeah.

I remember what if you guys had the Pip Lop chain on from like fucking T moves? No. You were like doing like the worm on me. You're like, ah! You were doing like full weight on me. But you didn't move. I didn't move. You just let it happen.

Oh, I know exactly. Was this when I kept on saying Larry and Tanner and Tanner and Larry and Larry and Tanner and I couldn't. Oh, wait. Is this one? I think so. Wait, is this of the complimenting thing?

Yeah, it was when I kept on saying Larry Tanner Tanner and Larry Tanner and I couldn't break it at all. Isaac, if you called me to play Overwatch, I'm like fucking impossible this year. You guys are fucking impossible. Dude. Tanner. Yeah, yeah. You're very similar to Larry. We told you just stuck.

Why couldn't you just say, like, why couldn't just not mention? Because you guys are like, like, Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber, you are like, I associate both. Why can't you separate it? I don't know why. Bob the tomato by himself or do you have to say, hey, Bob, you're. You're a lot like Larry. If I was doing that, if I was doing it, I would. What did you do after that?

You left and you laid on your bed? Oh, yeah. I got on Clash of Clans or Clash Royale. I think I was into Clash Royale at the time. I was just running lighter shit. My dad said he laughed so hard and he left. I was so shocked that you just kept on going back to comparing him. I know.

I had a setup. I had a setup and I don't think it was I don't remember what it was you couldn't let go it was gonna make it makes I was gonna make it make it make sense I think but then it we're just saying just don't mention it I know I couldn't break the cycle I just could not I don't know why it's not animated yeah this is a great animation there's no point to see this house you sleep with your fucking dick and balls out your door had this much of a gap here comes Nick it doesn't shut my door doesn't shut well I wish we had that community

find that animation yeah yeah I think I look up the Willie vlog voice animation is that what you actually look up yeah it's something around the Willie vlog voice is around there oh there it is wow that me up for that one bro I love this I love this I watch a little fucking time please do it do it do it do it what do you have to talk about we stole a basketball goal today you didn't still shit you sat in your room Larry's lagging a bit what's up is it lagging for you guys For you guys, like we're not only here. Oh, actually, I think my internet and my eyeballs is connected better.

Let me reset it. Let me reset my eyeballs by blinking. Okay, yeah, now it's not lagging. Dude, I'm not going to lie. I was watching it lag on like other sequences and I was like, I wonder it's lagging. We gotta go back on the same spot. I think what it might be is just the frame rate of the animation. Because who wants to draw.

It's not the frame rate. Oh, okay, let me see. This might encapsulate our podcast. This is our, this is our podcast. It just feels like we're our large family. There's like six siblings and we all fucking fight about everything. Oh, my God, dude. That's such a great.

Literally, that one clip is like the best encapsulation of our entire podcast. Absolutely. Fucking perfect. That's so fucking funny. No one else do it like that. They got the mannerisms like right on, like dead on. Oh, man. Oh, I know this clip.

Like you can't, you don't want to see the phone. I'm sling. It's this way. How do you even orient to your hand like that? It's down the end it's like I'm slaying Grog. Grog. Stranger, Rusta. Grong. How do you do that?

And we go back? He said, look. He was like doing it. It was just this. I didn't do it. Oh, classic. Like we all do it. Oh, which one is, oh, the GIF?

Yeah. Probably not in these cameras. Look at us. It does look like it. Don't... Don't... I'll do that. I'll do that.

This hole. You do that. You did. You're dead. Why are you not a string like that? Hey, Dad. Fuck, when was that? It was recent.

It was within the past year and a half is. Yes. Oh my God. Well, that was, that was, look, none of Yubbies drugs are hanging up. So, yeah, there's nothing up there. What the hell was, okay. What were we talking about? Wait, we don't even know.

Wait, Nick. I got my lights and my cameras not yellow. Not only that, but you also have like the little window, the window that we put the Snick Bob window. From the vlog. When was that vlog, Nick? That was when Grunk visited. When was that?

Oh, that was... Yeah. December. December. Yeah, December. That's why... Those were up on my wall for so long. That's crazy that, like, things like that.

That's kind of how my brain works now. I go based on what video happened at that point. I know. That's what I was saying. Like, was it last to leave VC section of life or was it like... I forget who I talk to, but I would have been saying this where I take photos of everything because sometimes I forget and I have to look at photos to like, remember the timeline. Because, oh my...

Dude, it's so scattered, Brady. We can't even load a Twitter video, dude, we need better internet. This is a horrible. If AT&T, dude, if you're watching somehow, Mr. AT&C or Mr. Or anybody, I don't even care anymore. Mr. Anybody. Mr. Anybody. How do you invent like internet?

What do you do? You gotta think hard. Fuck. You gotta get fucking wires. How do they do that? You know those TikToks where they're like, this turned into Wi-Fi? And it's like rocks and dirt and water and it's like, how the fuck did they do that? What?

I don't even know. What are you talking about? They'll just grab the earth and they'll be like, somehow somebody turned this into Wi-Fi. I've never seen that. Really? No. Turning.

It just means like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, development. Yeah. It's like, we started with this and now we have like internet Wi-Fi. Dude, yeah, I was, okay, I was streaming last night and I was on Roblox. I was just playing like a little, like, parkour. That is that, that, that's it. Uh, but somehow for half an hour, I spoke about how we came from my caveman to,

like, someone typing in chat, bruh, and that was it. But I rent, I rent through the whole timeline. from like the Big Bang to like bruh From the big bang to bro The whole time I was playing Roblox I was like Roblox I was like jumping these like little obstacles Wait wait because like you might have gotten your history wrong

Dude because imagine You know how there's like words used throughout history What if they've been using brough Way longer than we think I think cavemands have always used brough Look up bro look up bro Like bro Brow or origin

Look up brough Babe man Br brough Brother Br Isn't that guy that guy that got sentenced to life in prison and fainted? So that's not...

I feel like a Gucci... Look up. There he is. When was the word bra invented? Here we go. Invented. Wow. Damn.

Bras is recorded. John, bro. In the 1890s as a title before a man's name. A friend of a guy, what up, bro? Oh my God. What my God? What's up, bro?

The 1890s. That's pretty recent. That's crazy. Brow is ultimately shortened and for oh my god oh yeah bruh it's pretty that's what it means yeah it's wait when was a civil war way before 1860s i think yeah 1865 1866 look it up 2024 bro damn oh my god we got a we're coming right now oh oh we got a trailer we got a dude we're so fuck we're so fuck we gotta start uh yeah hey 1865 oh oh oh three in a row 161 you're right it ends 1865 yeah okay okay okay

Brow got you do what if the Civil War happened like right now? Do we even know what to do? Yeah, we could do it Who would we fight we're in Texas? Arkansas ourselves Arkansas oh if all the states just like fight each other like east of their own wait the last civil war was like I could beat Washington because I was there I have like inside information no wait Texas is good because Texas is like in its own grid that's why we like we get fucked up during winter because we like we don't get support a lot but like I'm pretty sure Texas it's in its own power already so my Did you hear that the, well, is it a Senate, government, something? They're like trying to make Texas a country. They're trying to secede from the government, yeah.

They've been doing that for years, dude, decades. Didn't they do that for California as well? They wanted to. Okay. You got to tell me who's going to win in this lineup. All right, all right, all right. Okay, all right. All right.

Okay, fuck Mary, fuck Mary kill. No, no, no, no, no. It's a 3V3. Civil War. You got to choose the side. Okay. All right. Okay.

Team captain on the left. Uh-huh. Los Angeles. Oh, shit. Wait, is it. Are we doing states or cities? No, no, no, city. Okay.

Team captain on the right, Atlanta. Okay. Damn. Los Angeles gets teamed up with Chicago. Los Angeles. Sorry. Atlanta gets teamed up with Houston. Oh, my God.

That's O'P. Oh, this is fucked up. That's too O.P. Los Angeles, Chicago, Jacksonville. Who! Florida. Detroit. They play dirty.

They play dirty on that side. Houston. Detroit. New York. Oh, okay. That one. I call that one. No, I don't know. Houston, Houston, Houston, New York.

No, wait, no. Atlanta. Yes. Other one. I'm on team Los Angeles. Dude, it's going to be a close fight. That's a close fight. What you say?

Chicago? Yeah, it was L.A. Chicago. We have like. Yeah, but think about how many people are in New York. Yeah, but Jacksonville, they're crazy. New York and they're like, they're wild. You guys have numbers. We have like in San, we have like the Floridians as well as like the entirety of

O'block and then what? The Lakers! We have the fucking Lakers. It's over. Y'all lost. You all lost, dude. Okay, okay. All right.

We have the whole Lakers team. Tokyo versus Hong Kong. Dude, wait. Dude, wait. We have, I'm still on New York because we got the fucking mafia now. That's New Jersey, isn't it?

You're looking at me. No, it is New York. It's New York. Wait, because we got the mafia. And then Atlanta has Gucci. Mane. So like, you ought to have you.

Yeah, we got Gucci Mane, the mafia. I don't know. You guys are underestimating Houston. Dude, I'm pretty sure there's a ton of cartel members in Houston, dude. Like, we might get away with some crazy shit. Look, look, look, look. Look, think about it like this.

People in Houston have the gun laws of Texas. People in L.A. have the gun laws of California. I know that doesn't stop. We have Jacksonville. That doesn't matter. You ever seen a 22 rifle pointing at your forehead when you're on my property? No. We're a dangling about it.

And then Obachs all do do do do do do do. And then we got, uh, the Lakers. Y'all getting dunked on after you die. Yeah, but it's a landmark. You said the team was what? It was Atlanta, Houston, and New York. Bro, that's that's O.P. That is O. Atlanta alone is O.P.

Yeah. Dude, Atlanta? New York? New York and New York? You don't even need Houston and Houston's its own superpower. New York is filled with, like, art students that are weird. Homeless people. And that's pretty much it.

You get homeless guy with a pet, right? You get H. Casey Nye. What else? They got something wild in their eye. They'll do something crazy. Let me put it to turn. Let me put it to terms for you.

L.A. is Captain America. And that's like, fantastic, but then you got the other side, Atlanta is fucking Tony Stark. Yeah, I was just the Iron Man. Yeah, you've got fucking Tony Stark is Atlanta. You've got literally fucking, I don't know, who's the, um, you got Thor as

fucking Houston. Dude, he made Larry look at the Hulk, Houston, Atlanta. Look what you made him do. He's not from Atlanta, Larry. You got, the Houston Hulks. And then you got, the Thor, North York, New York. Yeah, dude, we already have the, all of the Avengers. They're based in New York. You're done. Yeah, dude. Oh, you're done. You're done. You're done. Dude, wait, we're not, we're not counting fictional shit.

Yeah, we are. What the hell? Can you look up the Avengers real quick? Yeah, look how many people are on the Avengers and then try to like, do it. Okay, look, go to pictures, go to pictures. Okay. Just because we work based on pictures. You got Tony, you got Hulk.

You got a hot guy. And New York, New York is fucking Spider-Man. Okay, look up Oblock. They got Michelle Obama. They got... It's so over. Do you see that guy in the red? Look at, he's ready.

That's a one-man army. That's a one-man-armie. Look at him. He's great. Crazy. Wait, did Michelle Obama actually grow up in Oblock? I do not... I think that's a real...

That's real. Michelle Obama, Oblock. No way. No way. Oh. Whoa. See, that's why. Is Michelle?

And then she married Obama. Oh, Blama. That can't be right. Whoa. Come on. Interesting. And then she got a bunch of O's in her bank account because she... Hey.

Ah. Ha. Is that actually real? What, this? Yeah. I don't really know. And she took the hoes out of school because the kids needed to save a calorie. Look, this is a real photo.

That's a real photo. That happened? I'm not going to lie. I would actually, yummy, I would straight up pay for someone to make a video about what your hypothetical was. Like, a war between those three. You know what I wanted to be like? Those infomercials were like, not the, sorry, the Info Wars. Well, hold up.

Well, you ever see the, remember the video? It actually was just the, in Isaac's video about like the O.J. Simpson video. Okay, not NFL Wars. Yeah, the NFL criminals versus the Kansas City Chiefs. I would pay for simulation of like those three major cities versus. Oh yeah. Yeah. Wait, that guy, what's his name? Frosty. Frosty, if you ever catch word of this, please make two teams with those three on each team and we'll see who wins. Like whoever, I guess the football player is from or I guess the teams in that area, I don't even know. I don't know how you do that. I don't even know. I guess you like mix and match the best of each from each team. I mean, he managed.

do it for criminals. What's stopping finding someone who's in Atlanta, Georgia? That was a crazy hypothetical. I'm not going to lie. Obama wearing anime shirt. That's not real. That's real. It might have been Photoshop.

It was Photoshop, but it was cool looking. Obama wearing glasses. Oh, this one. Damn, that would actually be so hard. All right, now look up, um... Okay, not that, not that. Look up Obama posted up. What?

Look up Obama and Elon naked. Oh, don't look that one up. I guess so... Y'all remember when Obama did the mic drop? I don't know. Oh, where you kissed it? Dude, when I went to the White House and I was in middle school, uh,

like, just like outside of it. Like, you go, like, walk up. Like, I went on a trip to D.C. I saw the guards or whatever taking, uh, Obama's dogs outside to, like, take a shit and stuff. It was cool. Aw. Pretty cool.

On the front lawn? Yes. On the front lawn that's supposed to be presentable? It might have been the back lawn, but, yeah. What if it was just like the worst diet of this shit? Who was, who was the president who had like, he was like, he was like Noah of Noah's Ark. You had like a shit ton of crazy animals.

In the White House. Wait, I have another thing. Another conspiracy. Bullshit. Whoa. So like the White House, you know, they like, I remember, I think it was Michelle that came out about the lawn and she was like. Yeah, I was about to say.

Michelle. Yeah. I think it was Michelle who came out and she was like, yeah, make sure that we keep the garden beautiful and we tend to it and we make sure that the grass is well kept. bro, I stole grass from the front lawn in the White House and I put it in a Ziploc bag and it was green a year later in the bag it never died. It was fake. It was fake. It was turf. Fucking fake. It's see it felt real but it never died in the bag. It was a

dude you know what that's like? Dude you're gonna get it's like dude you're on a wall you're on a list yeah you're gonna get a knock on the door you know what I just saw recently dude it was we live with him ad knock on our door oh what? You shouldn't have said that about the grass. I'm sorry. I actually, but it ripped like real grass, but it never died. That's still crazy that happened anyways.

Does grass like die in a bag? I don't know. Yeah. It would. The only reason why it would say, yeah, it would say it's fully green. It's like, uh, yeah, well, he was saying about the McDonald's Friday. It's like when you put the McDonald's burger into a time lapse and it doesn't move at all. But that's wild that you were able to pick it off because usually astroturf is like stuck to that's what I'm saying.

That's hard to like. It felt like real grass. So they made it look real. What did they spray paint? People do that. People do spray paint their long. It would dry up and like welt and like you would dry up like hey, like hey turn to hay. Maybe it was actually just to the best. Dude, what if it was like the best real grass ever on planet Earth?

All right, my best. No. Did you see him? No. He did this stupid shit where he was like, I was like, turn to hay. He'll turn to hay. He'll turn to hay. No, yeah, he literally was like, yeah, it will turn a hay.

He'll turn a hay. He looked at me and he goes, hey. But I don't, I don't think, I think the entire White House lawn is fake. That's my theory. I don't know. I think, dude, I think the fucking turf. I think the people around there are feet. Look it up.

Maybe they actually planted the best grass ever on the plane. Yeah, maybe they have like, they stole some of those seeds. They're in that big silo somewhere in Iceland. Is it real? And they got like the best grass in the world. It never changes every year. Look at that. Like I'm talking, I'm talking like, you know, in Rust,

when you can make like perfect godseeds for hemp. That's what they did for the White House. It's exactly what they did. The perfect hemp strand. He did not just compare the one. Dude, how many ads are on this website? Jesus. It's all the same.

Oh, fallout. Dude, I'm not watching fallout. What is going on? Oh! Brainwash, brainwash, brainwash, brainwash. Jesus. How much money is this? This is like 30 grand.

It was on $30,000. $30,000. dollars worth of ads. Holy shit. Shaq! Shaq! Oh my God, Shaq's new yacht is literally a floating mansion. You guys are like, you guys are the actual perfect consumers.

Click it. You guys are the perfect specimen. Whoa! Scroll down, find that picture. Find that picture of Shaq. Oh. What the hell? It was clickbait.

Oh my God, it's actually clickbait. All I see your fucking. Where is Shaq? We'll never see Shaq again. Does Shaq have a yacht? Michael Jordan. Dude, Ben Affleck. Actually, clickbait.

Actually, no, it's at the very, very bottom. Go all the way down. You said, you said Ben Affleck. Remember Affleck? Appflak. What the fuck was Affleck? It was insurance. It was insurance, yeah.

What happened to Affleck? They're still around. It's still a thing. They have like commercial ass. They're big investors in commercials. Dude, you know what I found out of yours today? A hundred and ninety-one. Sorry, whoever amends was just fucking bored.

Yeah, what the hell is? Somebody, like, actually scrolled through all these in Reddit at all? Yes. No, this was definitely like, this can't be real. This is just like people's jobs, dude. This is what they do. They just have to collect information and then. Hey, Jimmy, you want to go get a bite to eat?

Nah, man, I'm busy finding a hundred and ninety-two celebrity in their yachts and writing a short little story about who they are as a person, but maybe later. Did you guys, did you guys know that, um, fucking Robert Downey Jr. got paid $75 million for her, uh, Avengers Endgame? Wow. 75 million. 175 million xcc got paid more to the stream

did you know that who's the actor for uh for captain america what's his name uh chris hemisworth bobby bloomsworth crims hemisworth no chris hemisworth is that fucking what's his name not captain america no it's uh... Chris Evans

Chris Evans I don't think it's Chris Evans I think he got 20 I think he got they said 20 million is what he got 20 mil who is cap oh it is Chris Evans cap yeah Robert Downey Jr. asked for 75 million and got 75 mil. That's how powerful he is.

You gotta ask for like 80. It's because they had to kill him in the movie. They did. They basically sealed off his fate as an Avenger in any future films ever. So he... Well, same thing with Captain America. No, he was in Spider-Man, dude.

He was literally like on his like little wristwatch, bro. Can they just bring him back to that? Like, Captain America, isn't any more Avengers? He died? Oh, he's a little spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. In end game, he goes back in time and then comes back.

He's like, no. I don't think I will. You're right. Yeah, he did. He ends off a fucking... I don't think it. Shut up, you old bitch. You old guy.

Right in the chest. Boom! Not so Captain America! Boom! I can beat his ass when he's 90. I don't care. Jesus, dude. I'll beat up Captain America.

He tore the offense is apart. You tore him apart. You're evil, bro. Ever seen Civil War? Yeah. Now, what if somebody, one of you guys, did a 3V3 hypothetical with the Avengers? Okay.

That could go hard. Jesus. Christ. All right. I'll do it. You got it? You're going to set. Well, it's just going to turn to Avengers Civil War.

You're right. That's true. So I got to pick somebody on my team. You know what? I'm not even going to look it up. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let's do.

Okay. Wait, do this. How about DC and then Marvel? Oh, boo. Oh, no, you can't do that, bro. Batman. Now, other team, other team, other team, not Batman. Let me do it.

All right. Vision. Damn. Spider-Man. Okay. and Loki Okay Versus Hulk

Okay Iron Man Okay And who's like a really Thor Oh useless free Oh useless Uh

Antman Antman Antman Can't crawl into Dr. Stranger's wiener Antman Expand And they get big

Dude Eddie Make you laugh Ballrod's funny He's like He's like Oh quite Ruby in here Yeah I'm like I forgot

I was supposed to add Dr. Strange in there But I forgot I gave up Sorry guys I choose whatever team vision was on though Yeah he kind of is broken right Yeah he's definitely

He's dead Are we talking about like Let's let's send it back to Yomi Let's send it back to Yummy But Yommy can He's in his element Three rappers Verses three rappers

Kittrick Labar Tupac And Nas Versus Kiddleroi Does he count as a rapper What our team that is Kid Leroy

Lil Maboo Wiby and Mier Little Maboo. A little teca. Lil Teca. I'm picked. That team right there. The one on you're right.

Put me on Lil Teckas team. I don't care. Lil Teca. He's making bangers. Will Smith. All right. Justin Bieber. Okay.

He goes hard. Diddy? Pete Diddy? Justin Bieber? Are you fucking crazy? That's it. That's their team. Leave them on one.

At 50 cents. Versus the FBI. The IRS. the IRS and the CIA as well as Homeland Security it's a little unfair to two before is he still on the run is that what's going on I haven't yeah yeah yeah by the way not the way not to get like in the air so long like that he's just been flying he's not still in his private jet somewhere in space he's just he probably landed somewhere like a non-extradition is it that is out the term huh not extradition yeah X X

X where like oh way I don't know like you can go to a country where the U.S. can't demand you to come back. Right. Right. Probably, yeah. Like, they're not able to bring you back. Exedited. Exedited. He's in like an island or something, isn't he? I don't know.

Like an island that's not controlled by anything or what? Like they don't obey the laws of like if the United States would be like, oh, arrest him and bring him back. Like they're not going to do that. Yeah. Crazy conspiracy. There was like a picture of like Pete Diddy's house and it was ransacked. It was all gone. Yeah, and he had like 17 garbage pills outside.

People were saying they weren't going in there looking for evidence. They're going in there to hide it. Who? Like the people, I think FBI, I don't know who sieged the house. Oh, they were pretending? It was all fake, fakey, fake. No, no, no, no, no. It's real, but they have to like hide evidence of...

Oh, the government does? Yeah. They should have let me rate it. I would have found the truth. Well, they don't want you to find a truth, buddy. That's why they hid it. I would have found it and I would have made a video. Oh, okay.

And I would have said, first video would have been a house tour of Diddy's million, billion dollar mansion. And then surviving for 20. 24 hours into the dude Tyler Oliver would have done that yeah he probably already did he's probably he's there right now

I bet yeah he's doing right now yeah bro he's funny but sometimes he does stuff that's like so like out of pocket he pushes the limit yeah like he's not

saying to that person right now like you're like bothering this poor guy oh sorry he was in front of their park and he was like you're pedophile what do you think about being pedophile and he's like I will hit you in the mouth

with a fucking wrench he's like oh pedophile pedophile oh pedophile yeah Yeah, let's... I mean... Calm down, Olive. I'm all four making fun of pedophiles all the time.

But, like, he was at their house and he was just like, do you want to buy a feastable? I'm selling feastable, chocolate bars. Also, what list are you on? Like, damn. Is that what he did? Yeah, he has no fear. He was solicitor.

Yeah, he was like trying to sell the chocolate bars to pedophiles. I was like, I guess... And then when I try to interview people, I'm just like, who do you think would win gone or the chairman? And then I do that every single. single time. And they're like, they're like really into your conversation. You're like, that's a great question. I think that personally, Gone would probably, but for real though, Gown would.

What? What was a question? I didn't hear it. Gown would win against the chairman. Yeah, he would. Goan versus the chairman? Yeah, he would. The chairman's fucking dead. He blew himself up like a nuke. Boom. Yeah, but he would still win. Goan would still win. Yeah, because he put his life on the line, dude. Gone turned into like a little, like, nugget of need. I think chairman got some experience on his belt. Chairman Netaro, he does have the experience, but he's got like the stupid $99 hand bullshit

and Ghoset. Dude, but Gohn didn't he, he didn't even have to fight the bug, the king bug. He didn't, he didn't get a taste of that. He didn't even get a taste of that. He didn't get to try it. He wasn't too power. He wasn't powerful. Wasn't strong enough. Yeah, he had. No, he wasn't. He got the second in command. He had to use every single ounce of his strength.

Just to beat as a side character. He had like tap into his life force, bro, to beat like the henchmen. Yeah. No, but he was, he was like not even challenged. What, Gone? Oh, when he, at that point, he was like far, far superior to any. He was like, he was like, oh, oh, oh. And he can't do that again, though, right?

No, but using that, he knocked the version of him. Well, because what he did was he sped up his, his training 40 years. So that was him. He was like 12 years old. He expedited his training. So that would have been a version of him 40 years in the future. What did he just say? That's cheating.

That's cheating That's cheating It is cheating Not even cool Not even cool Yeah if I could go 40 years Training without even doing anything I'd do it too

Yeah and I like also don't even age I can't believe one of like the best writing like stories ever like did that They just like yeah he just went forward to 40 years And he got really strong He like he advanced his training like something They were like yeah this is he's like a version of himself That was like as if he was training for 30 something years Yeah he was literally

30 years old. I'd say chairman beats his ass. He forced himself to grow up. What if you ate a burger and then you do that, you're just like really bad? Like abs. Like 40 years later, he just ate so many. You're like, oh, shit. He ate a burger and it looked like he ate 1,600 burgers.

He just kept beating them. They were so good. That one burger changed his life. All right. Yeah, let's keep on. Let's keep on going. Let's watch a few more. Autistic kid is bullied on an airplane, but it turns out he's the pilot. Yeah. He didn't get so mad.

into the Twin Towers. We didn't take that out. We didn't take that out. I'm going to get out of the back here. We can't explode after the Twin Towers. Oh my God. Mr. President, they hit Yummy. No.

Dude, we are so much more strict now about what goes into a podcast than we were back then. Clearly. No, we're not. Not really. No, we're not. All we do is like, someone says the address, don't put that, obviously. Look up bikini boobs. What was the clip? What was the clip where I think you started to pretend you were the tower?

You're like, oh. I don't know. I don't we, I don't we talking about. There's a video of that one. Yeah, there's a video of me go. I'll make fun of any tragedy today right now. I don't care, dude. Let's do it.

Yeah, when yummy has a shi-seon, it's fucking over. And when he takes it off, it's still over. It is over. This is yummy So the waiter will come behind it Oh my god That's not true It's not true

What? What? Play it I don't even think we watched that one Did we? No he did he did we did Wait what was it of It was the waiter shit

It was all the waiters Oh oh okay Possessive almost And entitled to a fridge That like you pretty much forced Yummy to plug in Beacizes for everyone That's so loud

Drink eight gallons of milk Nick I will You I know I will. I will. Go buy some using code group, get lean.

You'll start running up this late, I swear to God. All right. Oh my God. Dude, we get, we get loud. Look at Twitter. What did I say? Go buy some using code group, get lean. Dude, if you guys will start running up this late, I swear to God.

Tedder, you were promoting it when you drink it all, dude. It's an empty bottle. Did he like stood in attention? A little bit of purple at the end. Dude, can you look up, what is it, is it Gwimbley gun? Yeah. Huh? From the new Smiley Friends episode.

It's just funny. I swear to God, I'm like, how do you spell it? Just look up Grimbley. Like, Grimbley. G-R-I-M-B-L-Y. Grimbley, smiling friends. There you go. So hold on, pause it.

Because they had this like character that was like from a PS2 game, basically, and it sounded like he was on just a shittier mic than everybody else who was like recording the audio for the episode. And you'll hear it when he gets really loud. It kind of peaks and it's... Wait, wait, wait. I wonder... What if that's like their biggest fear of someone saying that? They're like, fuck, you fucking found out... No, dude, they make it obvious. Just listen. You'll see. Ah, Gwembley!

Nice to see you after all these years! I see your solo career is going successfully. I swear to God, if I had my grimbly gun on me right now. Okay, yeah, that's pretty obvious. I swear to God, if I have my gremlin gun right now! We still have to watch that. Oh, the episode? Yeah, I was a famous guy.

What is famous? Got to watch that one. What is a famous guy? Oh. Oh, my God, I put this. Oh, my God. I don't put a famous guy I became. I want you to go in.

I want you to dunk that shit. I got a mustache of a famous guy. I forgot about Famous It's like I got the mustache Famous guy Last meal Yeah

We have to pick one to end What is this one You can read Move it down Looks like I got the mustache A famous guy Oh, we have to pick one to end on We just have to pick one

What is this one? Do you watch this one? Like, okay if I did something that Or no, if I got convicted for something I didn't do and I got executed, I'd make them feel so bad. I'll be like, one crumb of bread, please. Don't kill him. I'd be like, that's what I do.

That's what I did. No, dame. Way of a mom. Thank you. All right. The last thing I want to do is just, I really just want to see how the last episode ended. Like, how do we do we do the, because we can't do broface. Oh, Burr of the Munt!

truffle me. Oh my. I want a shuffle bag burger on the board! Oh my Jesus. Dude.

There's no way you can take a bye to that. That's fucking how do we end it? Krober said, well, buy.

10% off. It doesn't get it. Here we go. Tell us a story. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, do we end

with hypothetical? I think we do. We have to have a word with Nagy about that because I'm actually his boss and that's not going to fly. Okay, I have to be really done.

Yeah, we're wrapping this up. All right, first episode. Woohoo. We don't get the happy When we finish anymore You end the videos like that Still even to this day

Oh do you remember when I have to go I have to pee That is true I do do that It's because I can't punch my mic anymore It's my second alternative Remember when that used to be a thing I do? Dude do you remember

The first like Probably 30 episodes that we did We had to actually Pull Grunk aside And be like dude You gotta stop just like Tweaking out for no reason

On the podcast because nothing would be happening to be like, yeah, and we'd be like, Grunk, this is a podcast, dude, not a YouTube video.

That was like the beginning of, like, the podcast. At the very start when Grung was like, we were all getting used to it. I remember he would go, he would just do a lot of, like,

and I'm like, what do you do? Oh, I forgot. Sorry. He would have like a key chain. He'd just be like, jingling keys in his hand.

Yeah, and he'd like randomly just be like, yeah, yeah, go. Yeah. Sorry, guys, that was bad. You'd be like, no, you're like picking a hangnail and be like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Larry, do you see that comment? Nick,

do you see that comment? Because that was your thing. I'm got Ryan the Leader. The Peanut Free Table. Viewers at home, if you're unfamiliar with that phrase, that was actually the first name we had come up with for the podcast. Was the peanut free. All right. All right. All right. Look. I'll take ownership. That was my idea. It was 100% my idea because you guys didn't like it.

I don't think I liked it at all. I remember it was what Chewy was supposed to be on the podcast too. I was like, what about the peanut free table? Because at the time, I used to call myself the king of the short bus. The king of the short bus. The king of the short bus?

So then you want to, dude, your whole theme was going to be sent her around. God. Damn. So your whole niche. Soft Willy, king of the short bus. Peanut Free table, advertisers zero, sponsorship zero, gamer subs is out.

What is the peanut free table? What does that mean? At school, when you sit at the peanut free table? Like if they're allergic to peanut butter. Allergic to peanuts. That's a thing? Yeah, because they can't have peanut butter and jelly for lunch like everyone else. So they get their own table and their own line. If you have a peanut allergy, you have to like be really careful.

That's a thing. What, did no one in the South have fucking peanut allergies? Look. It's a peanut free table. That's why it was so funny to me at the time. Because I would sometimes sit with kids in like eighth grade I wasn't I was in eighth grade You would infiltrate their table

Wait what? What? Oh I'm just thinking about like I This has never been a thing But I'm imagining how horrible it would be for kids He sit at these tables Yeah they are literally sad They are targets Yes

That's why I thought about it Oh there's orange signs on their table No shit they're gonna get made A peanut free Peanut free Ooh they're waving like a peanut plate Oh yeah You don't like nut

You don't like nut? Yeah, nut safe area, see? Is that the fucking logo down there? Yes, that's the, that's the fucking logo. That's the fucking logo, dude. What, who's using it now? Click on that. Click on it, that's our Twitter.

I have absolutely no fucking, yeah. What? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the peanut tree table. Oh my God. Wow. Oh my God. Oh my God. I was even there.

I didn't even met you. I didn't even meet you guys. So, holy shit. I didn't. That sucked. That sucked. That sucked. That's a joke we still used. That was a joke. That was a joke. That's where I came from.

Yeah, dude, it always... I didn't even know this was real. The running joke was always softwilly and friends. Softwily and pals. You know, it's crazy. That logo is better than our current logo. That is. Bro, I made that in Photoshop, I'm pretty sure.

That's like the best one. I think I paid someone. I don't remember. I want to see, okay, we got to remember 92 followers. That's it. Who is it following? Probably us for? Yeah.

Probably your, not your Twitter because you got deleted. Oh yeah. Fucking. That's so funny. Wow. Look at Chewy's Twitter. Soft Willie Discord submod. Dude.

Why do people, uh, if you, even if you had a peanut allergy, why would you sit at that table? Because you can't sit around. Because you, there are certain, like, like, levels of peanut allergies, like, you eat it, you know, you might like. But if you smell it, you can smell it. Smell and touch and your throat will close up and you will close up and you will. and you will suffocate and die. Yeah. I don't want to be anywhere near that.

Yeah, they have to be on their own little. Man, imagine dying to a peanut. Sucks, man. I mean, see, that's exactly why they all get made fun of. People like you, man. You're just a mean guy. I always thought the peanut free table was always so funny. I always used to love that idea because it was just like a...

You'd like to pick on the less fortunate. Imagine. Bigger curse by God. I had friends that would sit at the peanut free table and the conversations at the peanut free table were so fucking funny. Imagine you got a big old. spoonful of Peter buddy went no oh my god you had a fork they're all like they're like itching oh bad you guys are horrible food finds the pita hand full table oh my god right a peanut free table yeah there wasn't any in my

my school but I heard about them we had two of them three peanuts school pring no no no it was usually like two or three kids that would sit it at a time because there weren't many peanut allergies but if they had them they would sit there. It's severe if they have a... Or they'd go to a teacher's classroom like typically. That's probably what my school did. Or principal. The principal. It was a principal.

The principal's office. The two kids went to the principal's office to eat. Privileged. It wasn't a good time. Assholes. They'll have it. They'd eat. No friends could go. No. They're peanut butter. Whatever, dude. Oh, dude. I remember Did you guys like ever get Chick-fil-A? For like...

For lunch? Yeah. No? Who is their right? Mine would get that, bro. Me gang. Oh, he's already looking at his order right now. Dude, all we had was like floor stop, like food. We had like nothing. Oh, that was when Michelle Obama stepped in. You guys didn't get any more chick-fil-A? No, we never had chick-fil-A. We never started with that. We just had like P.B&J's and cheese sandwiches from our school. Yeah, but you never had this. I wish I had that.

You wish you did. I wish so. Look at that. Yeah, baby. Okay, I will not lie. The school chocolate milks were always the best. Oh, that looks good. They were like monopolized. They were so good. But then Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama genuinely ruined lunches,

fuck you, Michelle Obama. Wait what? That's what a big butt. They put it out. They pooped it out. That was a three. It's a turd. It's a big turd.

All right, I have to go to the store like really effing bad. And it's gonna close if we don't wrap up. Okay. So, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you guys for joining us for episode 100. Although we are not all here. We miss Grunk. He is busy studying.

Give them some prayers or whatever Give them some good luck Make sure you guys buy lean Using code group You have to use code group Because of these 12 Holographic Pokemon cards That are worth more than your fucking order

Plus any other cards Yeah you guys have a chance to By the money We do know if you use code group And get lean so We know We know everything We know who doesn't see

We like Santa Claus We have to do it if you want it We fucking know Yeah dude I mean why not You guys get the chance of getting A Venusaur Venusaur

It's gone. It's fine. Thank you guys for joining us. We'll be back next week. All of us will be here, I think. We'll see. Unless someone tragically dies in the meantime. I'll be the one dying.

It's my birthday when you're watching this tomorrow. That is true. Happy birthday to yon. Happy birthday, yaday! He's turning 21. I would brofist it out, but the gronks not here. No, we don't need to do that. Bye, guys.

Bye. Thank you.