The Group Chat - #101 - BRO WHAT IS GOING ON 😭

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

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Ladies, ladies, ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you and you back to the group chat podcast episode 100. 101. One of one. So 100 and the hits episode one. Damn, we're in group chat 101 right now. 101 studies, baby. Like a class, like a class. I get it.

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Have you guys ever had raw meat Before actually I've had it before Like beef tart Just the bit of your done I've had tart tar tar I took one of those stringy things and like, eat like spaghetti.

That's gross. Yeah. What? I don't know. It looks good. It looks like you would just like taste like candy. Not candy, but like. It looks.

No, it doesn't. It looks like intestines, bra. Edo. Do you. Have you guys ever had ravioli out of the can? Yeah. Chef, where already? Yeah.

Do you have to cook that or do they already cook it before? It's already cooked. So you can just eat it wrong? I ate it cold one time because I was just so impatient. I remember when you did that. I've done that. I've done that. Yeah.

Yo, throw back to when we got the Moto con. Ah, throw a. Throw back. he just threw it back he's eating the plant he's an animal nice yeah I remember yummy was like you ain't ever been in the trenches until you done this

it's true cracks open the chef war-d-d-thew thing and starts eating it raw we went to gas station I got a plastic spoon and a chef where already can just crack it open right in the park while I was eating it whole you're the realest person I know it's good like it's straight up it's good it has all the flavor in the world

it does it's really tasty I like spaghettios with the hot dogs cut up spaghettis you're like a little kid dude you're being rocks back and forth. SpaghettiOs, a little bit of salt pepper, some parsley. Whoa. Okay, bro. Come on. I put a little cheese in mine. I don't know about that. Wait, what you got going on, grunk? You look red. He's eating a pie. That right there, play you. Oh, that's, oh, intestines. Oh! Oh!

Oh! The thumb now? You rod. We're just gonna capitalize on that entire moment. His food fell. The worst thing to happen ever. Dude, that fell directly on my keyboard, and now there's crumbs everywhere. Am I going to have bugs living in there? There was a bug that flew into my keyboard keys and I was trying to find it.

Dude, I'm not. This morning, I've been chilling with a fly. I swear to God, he's been. I've been chilling with a fly. The chillest fly I've ever been with in my life. It's in the corner on top of my bucks, and he's just like sitting there. He was looking at me for like 10 minutes. Mine was under the F8 key, and I saw him crawl out.

And I was like, hey, and he crawled back in. I was like, there's a chill, Dave. A chill bee in the old house that he was. chill. He died. There was a hornet nest above our front door. We killed them inside. We literally shot the wasps spray. Inside we had one red paper wasps. It doesn't matter. He was chill though. Yeah. Wow. Was I not aware of this with that? Dude, I went to my trunk. As long as you sure. Yeah, remember the video I sent you guys? I was at my trunk and I opened it up right before fully opening there were two flies fucking on my trunk. Oh yeah. And I was like,

yeah you're a weirdo. You're a recording right on. You're like, oh, look at it. Dude, come on. That's like animal behavior. Dude, dragonflies, go. Great. They're in mid They're doing it. They do. They do. No way. It's like Mother Nature. Yeah.

It's beautiful. It is. Dude, have you ever had like a big old bulbous fly like behind a blind and it's the loudest thing I'm playing on Earth? It's like, like the way that you did that. Dude. Yeah, it's like that.

Dude, he's eating them out. Are they 60-9ing? They are. What happened? He's pumping him. He's pumping his head. Wait, are they six-nigning right now? They are.

What does RSPP? Did they just, they just like, location dropped where these guys were doing it? Where? Dragonflies me and again. Salt home, R.S.P.B.1. That is not like a location. I bet you it is. We're salt home. Wait, what happened, Grunk?

This year, you know those cicadas, how they only come after a certain amount of time? How are you coming? 17 years, I think. There's two broods. There's one that happens every seven years and one that happens every 17, I'm pretty sure. And they're both, they both fall on the same year this year. Oh, shit. It's already happened grunk on a clipstick.

17 locusts, the plague. On the day of the eclipse, I thought that had happened. Raining frogs. No. It doesn't make sense. That's only in the movies, dude. Wait, dude, this is like, it's not a movie, Greg. I'm being for real life.

It's over. The Bible time said that there's going to be like hella bugs. The dark, but the sun will turn dark. They don't just all, like, catch at once, I don't think. Drunk, would it be, would it piss you off if it did all happen at once? Dude. Am I scared you? There's like a, no, there's like a highway conversation.

Oh, yeah, there is. I see like the intersection in the middle. I see like the lights like green and then it goes like that and then it stops it goes red and then the green You guys hear about the new movie coming out? Oh my god actually did come out there's like the new movies coming out like it's called Civil War Rise of the Planet of the apes Avengers doesn't no no no there's a new movie it came out it's called Civil War and apparently it's getting really really good reviews because of the audio the sounds did of course it's just roared Dude, it's one random thing. Do you think there's vine booms and fart reverbs in there? Wait, like an Isaac Wild video.

Who did this get announced? Look up Civil War movie. Talk about the customer. Wait, what did this get announced? Wait, what did this get announced? Because remember the last podcast, we talked about who would you pick on the Civil War, and I chose Avengers and Compton. Do we just like, predict a Civil War movie?

He did do that. Oh, yeah, we did do that. Wow. Why are we looking at Yummy? Oh, because he made it up. Because he made it up. I made it up, dude. and I made this movie.

Isaac chose Atlanta and Compton. Go to All real quick and then just add the word movie. Movie. I look at it. Atlanta and Compton versus the Avengers. Oh, it's going to be annoying. The audio, dude. Oh, my.

Wait. So apparently. Oh, this isn't like the actual Civil War. Is this like a modern Civil War? Oh. But by 824. The audio, people were saying that when they watched it, they actually got scared because they felt like there was like someone actually had a gun in the fucking movie theater. Oh my God.

Because it was so good. I mean, apparently, what does 824 mean? Can we go? Can we go watch it? Movie heads. What does 824 mean? It's a good. Awesome 24 movies.

Okay, well, it's by 824. They're awesome. They make a lot of 24 movies. Awesome 24 movies. Awesome 24 movies. No, they make a lot of horror films and they're really good. Well, like, psychological horror. They just make a lot of good movies.

But I hated midsummer. What? Dude, that was like a, that one for me. Come on. Come on. Why did you hate midsomer? I'm going to put you inside of that movie. Dude, it's like, I'm a dumb bitch

He was supposed to make a movie with them He was supposed to make a movie with them What are you on about, yummy? I'm gonna eat mushrooms and dance in the mountain Yeah, why would you do that? I think it fucked Wait, is that a grunted? Wow, you're so creative

That's not what grunted? Do psychedelics and just get like What? Railed on a mountain, you're cool bitch Dude, screw you It was more than just psychedelics, dummy That was the whole movie, dude It was ass

Yummy there was like one part That shit sucked dude What the? You don't movie did scare me? That shit was lit Arereditary? Yeah. How do you know I was going to say that?

I'm going to put a bubble above you. I was like, what? Hereditary is way better than it. It's way better. Yeah, it is pretty bad. Hereditary. People said that it's like the scariest movie ever and I disagree. It's not the scariest movie ever.

It's just like, okay. The most entertaining horror movie mind if it is a conjuring. Conjuring is not. The conjuring, dude. That scene when it builds up. Give me that dab. Incantation.

Bill beat Hereditary for me. Oh, incantation for whole. Yeah it made me uncomfortable. It made me really uncomfortable. It made me want to look away because I thought I was actually going to be cursed or like just weird It made a grunk look. He's weird still dude. It so got it in him Thinka Yeah, I love those like found four like found four movies. I took okay. I'll say this when I watched her you guys watched hereditary right? Yeah, yeah I wanted to watch it but I was gone. So I wanted to watch it by myself So did, but I also took a no way a silly

Gummy to watch you said he took a teddy bear gummy I took a teddy bear gummy and to watch the movie and I was sitting in the beanbag chair just like just watching it and I kept hearing like footsteps behind me and so I was genuinely getting freaked out. I was like and then like the scene where like it's not a spoiler but there's like the son is like looking for somebody and it's like in a dark house looking for his mom I think and the mom's like I curls on like that is a spoiler. Oh well. Spoiler book. But then when that happened, I was like, I was like, dude, I can't watch this. Oh, yeah, that's a good. I don't know what I was going to think of, uh, what's the one with the girl where she like, she turns into a demon and it's like a classic, it's a cold classic. Exorcist.

Exorcist. Oh. Like the biggest horror movie in the world? Like the first horror movie. The one where she turns upside down and walks down the stairs. Like, where she gets exercise. What's the one called? What's the one where she works out?

I don't remember what it's called. Work out. That one, dude, when I was a kid, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. You were scared of that one? Yeah. Because my mom would tell me it was, like,

kind of real. It was real. And then I had a cousin named Alex. I don't know if he ever, I don't think he's ever going to watch this. Alex. And apparently, he was getting, like,

exercised, and he was, like, fucking up his bed and slamming it really bad. And they were, like, trying to, like, calm him down and everything like that. He was, like,

sweating profusely. Alex was? And my mom was like, yeah, that was because he played with a Ouija board. So when we played with a Ouija board, which... It's in my room under my bed. I know. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

I saw it downstairs in the box. Uh-oh. Dude. Way to go. I told you guys about that clown, right? Which clown? Oh, yeah. Insane clown posse?

How sort of like being weird. Yeah. Did you throw it away? No, he gave it to his friend that was like into the clown. Okay, okay, okay, okay. The clown core. Yeah, I did. Has, have they like, uh,

Have anything weird? Yeah, have they died? Are they okay? Have you checked up on them? No, no. I'm pretty sure, like, the clown feels at peace with them. Oh, where's our clown? It's still frozen in the freezer.

Yeah. He's a dumbass put in a bag of water and then put in a zip-in-a-blog bag filled water. Yeah, because we were playing a game where, like, we just randomly put in each other's rooms at different times. We did do that. So, like, I think it started with, who actually started that? I don't know. It started where, like, we were like, we don't fuck with this doll. And then it ended up in Isaac's club.

closet at the very top for like I put it up there. It was there for like three weeks. Yeah. And I found it and I was like, hmm, okay. And I put it somewhere around Nick's vicinity. Oh yeah, we put it in Nick's room. It was like gone within the hour. He was like, no, no, remember he was like, where is it? And he was like getting mad. He's like, where, wait, wait, wait. You put it. I'm not gonna wake up one day and just like get out of bed and I just see it. Like, fuck that dude. Tanner, do you move it? And I was like, no. I was like lying. And then I put it in the movie room. That's what I did. Oh, you and I. Remember, like, we were walking by his room and then we put it and then one day I found out don't look in the freezer and then I look in the freezer and rock fucking solid I know what happened what happened was

after it ended up again somewhere in my room I was like okay well it's just between me and this guy like back and forth let's spice it up dude Yomi was out of town and it was pretty easy so I just went into his room and I put it down right by where he sleeps like sitting there and all it took was

I think for him to get home It was like Motherfucker! Dude! No, I just immediately found it and I put it in a bag and I was like, I'm freezing this thing. I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play.

Does that? Does that it work? Did you freeze the aura? You seal the darkness? I think I did. I sealed it. It's like Cardi. Nothing's happened.

It is like Cardi being frozen in time. I feel like he would do like cryogenic. I think Grogens is frozen. He was fuck right now. No, he's not looking at him. He's just perfectly still. All right, snap out of it, dude. All right, you can,

I didn't mean that. kind of snap. Greg died. Guess his Wi-Fi went out. Hey, buddy. He's okay. Brug was imaginary the whole time. Are my legs, like, fixed, or are they still bending?

No, they're still bending, bud. No, maybe it's my shoes. There we go. They're still bending. Yeah. Are you good? Now that we're back after a small technical difficulty, I have a question for Isaac, because I'm kind of lost here.

And to give some context, to give some context, Isaac walks up to me, He says, hey, Nick, did you see another black shoe that looks like this? Or did you throw it away when we threw away a whole bunch of junk in the old shoe box? To which we can't find his other left shoe, right shoe, I guess. And now if Isaac lifts his leg up and shows that he's wearing these black shoes, is that the new one that we had last night? No. So then you're not, what about the other one?

Is that one the new one that you're from last night? No. So then why don't you just wear the new one when you can't find the other one? Why don't you put one new one on your foot? Because first of all, the reason I bought new shoes is because of this right shoe. We have only found the left one. The right shoe inside the soul slipping and sliding around. They've been through hell and back.

So before I know it, I'm like, my toes can grip the front of the soul. And that's annoying when you're doing walks. Okay. Why would you wear one new shoe? That's what I'm saying too. It just feel different. Like you'd feel like one. I mean like one, who cares?

You like break one in and then the other one's like, you know? I mean for the, you just make, you just do it for the day. do, but this one's fine. Okay, so you just, so then put on two lefts. Oh my shit. Can I admit something? Yeah. So,

so these shorts right here are one of, one of two shorts that I have in my inventory, my entire, my entire life inventory of clothes. This shirt is one of three of the shirts I keep in rotation. Wow. I have,

I honestly love your, you're, like, minimalistic life. I don't see any reason to buy clothes. Yeah, I'm like a cartoon. I have these socks. I only have one pair of these socks. I don't know where the other ones were.

No way. I have... Wait, you wear the same socks? No, I wear a bunch of different DSG ones, like the white ones. But if I just want to wear the long ones, I only have these ones to choose from. I'm going to be real. There are websites where you can order things. Look at these shoes I'm wearing.

I'm still wearing these. Those are so worn on the bottoms. Yeah, they're sanded. No, they've gotten worse. Oh! You're biting to them! I don't know what happens. The clown?

You drag your heel. You drag your heel, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. You understand. He has a new car where he has to walk really, really fast in order for it to go and to stop. Yeah. Oh. With this heel.

So that's why. Dude, I thought about buying new ones, but I was like, I still like these ones. So, you know, there's no point. So I'm going to keep them. Fair enough. Until they're, like, calling off your feet. I don't. Yeah, exactly.

The soul is like, what did you say? What did you say, grunk? I said, until they're falling off your feet. Yeah, until there's, like, holes in the bottom of them. Ow! Why? Why he's so rough, bro? You went to go dab me up, and I went to go dab you up.

Yeah, you cut me with your, you cut me with your coconut. Why is he so rough, man? Why is he so rough, Isaac is a coconut, by the way. You have a coconut? Which one? I have one. You can only have a coconut. Which one?

It's your pinky. You do have a coconut. Why do you do that? There's barely any nail there. Is that for it? Is it a coconut, dude? If you did coke, would you be honest with us and tell us? You drink Coke?

You would notice. I'd be like, Woo! I don't know. Never done drugs before. He's never done joke. He's never done coke. That's how you prove yourself.

Come on, D1, Prover. It's like the equivalent of smoking and you're like, oh shit. Oh, I feel it. I feel like... Yeah. Shit, just like an hour. In recent news, did you guys hear about T-series? They're getting kind of scared of PewDiePie.

He's catching up to T-series. No way? Oh, that's what I meant. I'm Mr. Bees. I was like, Peepie Pie. You probably had like a kid. He's doing nothing. I'm not gonna lie, Nick, you're like my news source.

I don't know how you know all these things. I don't keep up with anything. I think I don't look at anything. Yeah, what I do is I just kind of like, no, Isaac's your new source. He has to be. No, he's my news source for like videos, like like, like, TikTok, yeah, yeah,

he's my news like, have you seen this? Shut up, man, just alcohol. It's just alcohol. It's still going, it's still going strong. I'm sorry. I'm the Instagram Reels. Dude, you like ninja.

I only go on Instagram Reels. What you say, hamburger? He's like ninja. whenever he's like, bro, people are still talking about low taper fade, bro. It's been like months. Dude, it's so funny that Eric Doe made that song and then immediately, like, two days later, Ninja that gets a low taper fade just for that song.

Did you know what Eric Doa likes our stuff? I love Eric Doa. Shout out Eric Doa. It's Eric D-O-A, dude. You know Eric D-O-A. Is it actually Eric D-O-A? How am I supposed to say? I never, I, I, we only talked to, uh, glave.

Dude, Glave, freaking. yeah what his new his new look right now is is really lit I fuck with it didn't he go where do he go for like four months it felt like it was somewhere overseas he went to Alaska and he went to Georgia like the country

country wow Alaska's dangerous as fuck did I seen the gang throats there yeah they don't play around I see the rap's in Alaska yeah in Alaska yeah can you look something up yeah has anyone ever died to a narwhal yeah I bet I'm gonna guess a number Oh, a trillion.

820 people. I'm going to say no recorded casualties. 4,200. 820. Show me. That's about a narwhal. That's how you spell that word. It's a dragon.

What is that? It's Narwa. What? Narwha. How do you spell it? Oh, there's a... What? Do narwhals attack humans?

You should look up how many people have died from narwhals. Yeah, look up Narwhal human death counter. Look up vending machine deaths. Because that's real. That is real. That is. More people died of vending machines than shark bites.

More than shark bites. Yeah, which is her year 2021 there's like a count 13 plus from falling vending machines it's a dangerous Why? Like what are they they're square When is today when is When is America

That's literally what happens I think that is When is America going to Over a vending machine Over hot Cheetos? No, they're getting mad at it They're not getting excited Who's getting that mad over a vending machine I would imagine

Imagine your food gets stuck and then you put another dollar in to hope that it gets the other one to drop And then it gets stuck. I'd just go to like a gas. Yeah, you just go like, yeah, exactly. I'd break the glass. Because everything in the vending machine is small anyway. So it's like, wake up.

Wake up, you two. When is America going to wake up? Wake up. All these, all these sheep are, bro? You can walk down the street and you can just buy anything with a vending machine, bro. Hey, I'm just asking just to double check. Are any of these cameras even on?

Yeah. Is there a red light on anything? I turned all of them on before we started. Are these cameras on? I don't see any red lights. I don't see any red lights here. You want to take a look. I'll take a look at it.

Look. See? Boom. Boom. Boom. They're recording? Yeah. We just all went up there. That was crazy. Yeah, we're all... It's like a loop. Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Let me see if I bet myself up somehow.

Sorry, guys. We've just got a lot of PTSD on this podcast. I'm scared to do anything? It's always broken. You mean ADHD? No. Like, I'm scared to trauma because we keep breaking the shit. All right, anyway.

We've been talking about everything and everyone. I'll be real. Hey, can I just say real quick? I have to ask you guys individually. Do you guys individually miss vending machines yes or no all right we're starting off tanner no because i don't use them anyway in japan you use them all the time because that's all they had that's not true they had gas stations and vending machine that's mostly true they have a vending machine every every every block they have a vending

machine but i didn't see a store every block bro we got fami chickie chickie like all the time i know but then what was right after that i'll say it mid ass chicken whoa you guys are stupid it's actually like you have like the japan effect because like you can go to a kmc and get better chicken. In America? Yes, bro. Do you remember KFC in Japan though? Yeah, that's cool.

That was pretty sweet. That was good. You can get better chicken from anywhere in the U.S. Dude, I did TAF because the chicken was convenient and it was really good for the convenience. The family chicky was like glued, greasy chicken. It was a grueled and greasy. It was a one-time treat.

I do miss. You guys are actually just dick riding Japan right now. Bro. I do miss the boss coffee. You're just trying to be different right now, bro. Trust me, if Japan was the only place you could live and you would. Dude, you know, you know why?

You don't have to It's the only place I could live Dude, they have cream corn They have cream corn and vending machines I'm sorry, stop this That is true We didn't have it was good They have been

I'm not stopping for that I need to go back To what the hell he just said Because that was the stupidest shit I've ever heard What? It was like, bro Dude, you're like

Hayden on Japan He's like Oh night He was like Bro If you go only live one place In a world Had to be Japan

You'd live there bro It had to be Japan You live there Huh? Oh dude Just fight Just fight Just fight right now

I really just start all like drop the time over the table. I was like before you If I stand on this table, will it break? Yes. No, I'll do it right now. You think so? Let me do it. I think, didn't I do that when I was there?

I'll try it. No, Greg, Greg did it for like a second. Can we do a podcast? Can we do a podcast experiment? I'll stand on it. Grunk, do I go to your fucking fucking shit? Why? I'm the smallest.

Nope. Why are you standing on our shit? Dude, let me do it. Let's all go to Grog Storm and stay on this. I'll be real. Japan. Japan. It's like, it's like, it's like seven out of ten. All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, before you do it, I want to be like... Take your damn shoes off, you, Luligan. Wait, uh, royalty free, royalty free. Oh, yeah, yeah. What if we all fell to the floor? Oh, my God, new setup. That's how we introduce it. Dude.

Tanner mentioned, remember what Tanner mentioned yesterday? What? About the fucking sinkhole underneath our house? Oh, yeah. We have to talk about that after this. Okay, we might have a sink hole. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, the group chat run.

way show all right this is the summer spring season here we go wait this might suck where you walking to my feet were under that bro uh don't put me go away you know go back over there how is that that's pretty good anybody that's good he said he liked it he liked it he liked that was a fun experience that was great no but dude like i'll be real and like Japan. Oh my God, shut the fuck. You're cool Japan. Like, you're nice people, you're clean, you know. But like, God damn, learn what a fucking carb

is for once in your life. Oh, what? A carb, bro. Oh, a carb. Well, they had carbs, but it was just small portions for our fat asses. They're bullshitting, dude. Over there, they're like, oh, here's your green bean with your fucking fish. It's like, thanks, dude. Loris the mashed potatoes at. That was different.

I rather than a bathroom, because I almost peed my pants. Dude, outbacked steakhouse was pretty fucking good. You were such a Don't loseer that day. Remember the next time we went and I was like, alright, I'll try and it was the worst outback steakhouse we've ever had? No. You don't remember that? That is true.

The last day? No, no, no. I know why. It's because, I know why. It's because the steak we ordered the first time they ran out of because it was a golden week special the next day they didn't have it. And then we ate something. That was all rubber and cold. I'll tell you what, dude, the meanest person in the whole house is Tanner when he's hungry.

Yes. It is. I get hungry. Yes. Drunk crashed was bleeding. Can I go get food loud? Like, what the hell? Yeah. It's like he's a different person.

It's like not even normal. It was like scary. Dude, we were there. We went to Outback and he was like, he was like, I'm not going to fucking help. I'm not going to Al Pac. Dude, you turn into like an actual hangary demon. Yeah. My parents deal with it.

Everybody in my family deal with it. They're like, we got to go find food before he like shuts down. That's literally what they do. But if he's like never mad. It's only when he's hungry. It's only, I'm never mad. If I have no food in my belly, I'm like, you're like a big baby that cries when milk but when you get milk you're out of milk I need to go buy we are out of milk

you said it last night it's so weird though because if you're not hungry you're not mad it's so weird like you can't maybe it's because I have like low energy but I don't know hey I'm just gonna say it out loud hangary is a word it's a real word and a real thing people get hangary is in dictionary it might be it's in dictionary hangary is a word all right listen if it's in the dictionary yeah yummy I mean, I can aspire to be as different as you want to be this podcast. I'm not trying to be different. I want creamed corn.

I want mashed potatoes. I want french fries. I want fucking, change your palate up a little bit, man. I want brisky. Oh, Oh, let me have sushi.

Oh, how good. Sushi and ramen. Dude, I eat that here. But you didn't, we had pancakes one day. Oh,

I've never had a pancake actually now that I think about it. You guys said the pancakes weren't that good. You even said it yourself. I didn't even have a pancake. Yesterday. We were talking about the pancakes in Japan because Larry was like, dude, those pancakes are amazing. Because Yummy was Team Waffle or something, right?

No, listen. You like waffles? Japanese people have never heard of butter. What? There's no butter. There's no butter. Yeah, they don't use butter. There's no butter.

What's there no butter? Why do you use butter on your pancakes? Just use fucking maple cereal. Yommies, yummy is actually a D1 consumer. Yeah, I am. I am the D1 fucking consumer. I'm listening to them more often. Dude, if YouTube never worked out, I would ask for you to become a critic.

Like, actually. Oh my God, you'd be an infamous fucking food critic. Holy fucking insane. You would be like, you know what it'll be? You'll build such a reputation and then it'll be like Gordon Ramsey

versus yummy the fucking food critic. He takes a bite of something and he's just like, shit. Garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, he starts raiding countries like this. Dude,

I already picture the fucking senior sitting down and then they serve you, he serves you the food and then he, like the camera pants to him. He's like sweating. He's like looking at it like serious. He's like, oh fuck,

I don't even know if he's, gonna fucking like it. Oh, shite. And then you're gonna be like, where is he from? What was that? From the UK. That's your UK accent. Oh, fete. Oh, fucking shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You know who yummy is? Yomi's that guy from Ratatoui. He's the food critic from Ratatoui.

And then he bites that food. He looks like the fucking kid when his mom-eated Lincoln. What is the food? Is it like, it's a corn dog? All it takes is one corn dog bite. And he's like, raise it gains. All takes. I go to a Japanese steakhouse and like, where's the fringe fries? How do you spell ratatooly? Oh. You want ratatooies?

It's just vegetables. I'm not eating that. I thought it was pepperoni and salami. I thought it was like a bunch of balls. Okay. So scary looking. Good at images. Looks like candy.

Yeah, so this is yummy. And then you have to find the picture of him when he's a kid. I swear yummy looks like him. Like a ratatooie critic kid. Kid version. Oh, shit. Oh. Yeah, that's yummy right there.

Him eating nothing. Oh, look at me. Ooh. Do that face. I want Keynes, Mom. Whoa. Look at this real version. Mom, can I have sweet tea, mom?

Whoa, isn't that Putin? That's Putin. That is Putin. What? That's not Putin. Yes, it is. I'm Putin right now. Yeah.

Why the fuck? Who put Putin next to the Rattahoooooooooo. Putin? Who's that guy? Oh, he's cosplaying. He's a TikTok guy. That's the guy who did the Gillette commercial and he's like, I love shaving. Yeah, and his son was like, I like shaving too, my dad, my father.

Well, let's shave together, twin blade. Look at this. It has so many. razor and it cut my so easy. What's your dream sponsor? Coca-Cola. Xbox. Oh man, that's tough.

Hold on. Coke was my first word, dude. I got to live it up. I swear to God, I told you guys this. I don't even have a lot of tires. That's not true. In your first swear on everything. Yes, I swear on everything.

Was it hard to react to it. According to both of my parents. Yes, because my, so I'm probably like fucked up. I probably have like diabetes or something. My dad would give me McDonald's Coke before I was even one years old. Why?

Like from a straw. And then I'd see it because he'd come home. I'd be like, Coke, Coke. Wow. That was it. No mama, no dad, no mama. You love food so much. I just love sugar.

I love Coke. You love food before you can speak. Do you have any cavities? Coke. No. I actually have really good dizzle hygiene. I had cavities once a kid. I had silver teeth.

I heard the cavities are genetic. Really? I heard that. Interesting. Everything is kind of genetic. I mean, everything is like, you could be more likely to get... I don't think that's true. You could be more likely to get cavities.

Ew, don't show that, dude. 60% of tooth to be involved genetic factors. Yeah, there you go. Wow. Yeah, it's a hoax by big pharma and big, big doctors. My dad lost it. Dentists or whatever you call him. Nice.

Just give you a nice high-five for that. There is. There's your dad. That's him. All right, let's get back on topic. Who would your dream fucking, fucking, sponsor v. French fries. Okay.

Hungry ass. Cream corn. Have I eaten today? I haven't. That's why. Grunk, who would you want your dream sponsored? I haven't eaten anything all day. I think Xbox

would actually be really funny. That's like my go-to whenever I think of funny things to say. I let me make my Apple username Xbox 1. And like it pops up like that on everything. It's so funny. They're like, they're like, who's Xbox one?

And I'm like, you know. You don't even have to like really sponsor them too much. I'd be doing a video. I'd be doing a video or a stream and I'd just be like, thank you Xbox. And then I like it like the Xbox logo. And then it's like presenting world premiere. World Premiere Xbox one. And it'd be sick.

Yeah, that's good. Wait, I have a new one. All right, go ahead. The Emirates Airline. Emirates Airline? Yeah. They put me in like the $40,000 first class. And I'd be like, check out my plane.

So you're looking for the benefits of the sponsorship. I'd be like Casey Nystatette. You're the Zelda's one. Grunk, you're getting Xbox live for free every year and he's going to be flying and every year you want. Yeah, you're losing. And I'll be getting early access to all Xbox and I'll get the first Xbox computer and you guys will all be far behind me.

I got a lady here. I'm sorry, Grunk, but Sony's winning. Dude, everything is. trend forecast and just think about it, it all rises and falls. Just think about it, bro. It's kind of true. Yeah, but like when Sony falls, Xbox falls lower. All right.

What about you, Grunk? I mean, Tanner. Damn. You know what? Don't do that to me. Take a lot. Cheez-it. Take a lot.

It's cool. Tickets. I would, now I got two options. Either milk, any kind of milk? God, dude. Oh, damn. Milk or camel cigarettes. Because I could, I like saying I'd walk a mile.

I'd walk a mile for a cigarette. What are you talking about? You don't even smoke. I've never heard you say that. Because I could ask everyone, what would they do? What would you do for a clock? What would I do for a mile? I'd walk a mile. I'd walk a mile. I'd walk a mile for a camel.

The collab. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? No. What a loser. We got a pack right here. I'll get started. I'll get started. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. I like how we all perfectly lit them. It was good. Yeah, we're pre-lit. They're pre-lit. Yeah. Isaac, who would your dream sponsor be? Wait, pass me one.

Give me these two first. What's your dream sponsor, Isaac? Why are you so hostile? Who was that? Don't throw lit cigarettes at people. Damn, that's a lot of cigarette. You have to talk and do it. Yeah.

I inhaled it and then I went in. That's what happens when you spoke with, though. I think my dream... I was a good one. I like the airline move. He liked it. Yeah, it's like you get... Oh, what if I do like, um, damn is, is Ritz?

Dude, what does your brain go through? Everything you thought of, you thought of Ritz crackers? No, no, no. You know what it felt like, Carlton? Carlton was going through drawers and he's like, Ritz. Oh, shaltering through all of letters. All right, Ritz. All right, guys, I got to use a bathroom.

I'll be a back. All right. I got to go take a peepee. All right. Uh, I think that my dream sponsor is either, um, you didn't even fucking let me finish. whatsoever. He said the Ritz.

You said Ritz. You said Ritz. You know in a song I said a state the Ritz because I am a cracker. That's hard. That's hard to say. I just wanted to be known. See? He knows what the Ritz Carlton is.

There's multiple, I think, around the world, right? All right, right? Am I tripping or not? There's a lot of Ritz. There's a lot of Ritz.

It's like big, big cities. Like Chicago. One dude or like one company. Yeah. Yeah. Whoever that guy is. I'll take it.

It's a Ritz. It's like the most of the hotel. It's like flirting. Oh, I thought we were talking about the crackers. No, dude. You didn't let me finish. You just started laughing. Hey, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to. Don't touch my... All right, well, I think that either... I have three different choices. Behold. Behold. Behold, my mood. All right, what's your three choices?

All right. Either it's water. Okay. Wow. Who's paying you? Water, milk and fridge. I'm not gonna lie. If life had game files, you're usually we like guy to,

like, the most generic, like... Shut the fuck. You play Soldier 76 as your main and overwomen. And I'm fucking good at it. And I'm really fucking good at it. That was weaponized, dude. I don't give a fuck. He's sitting there saying, I'm cookie cutter, but he's cookie cutter as you can get.

Dude, you just said your number one dream sponsor is fucking fucking fucking fucking water. Yeah, because at the end of the day, it will always be in business. Okay, watch, here's my option number two. Fucking Bitcoin. Make that makes sense. It doesn't. That's your point.

I'm sponsored by fucking God-dain Bitcoin. That's like, come on, man. God dang, Water and Bitcoin. Dude, that would take your image. That would take your image. It would not. It would not.

It would not. Ashimoto, what's his name? Satoshi Nakamoto. Because you got the computer. Satoshi. Satoshi Nakamoto. Whatever.

Either that, Bitcoin. The guy who make Bitcoin? Bitcoin, water, or I would probably have to say SpaceX. Damn, I can't say it. SpaceX would be cool. SpaceX would be fucking dumb.

Dude, first YouTuber group Really Willy vlog on the moon. Oh, vlog on the moon. Yeah. All right, Nick. I'm gonna fucking walk outside for like two seconds, dude, look at me. And then I turn purple.

That'd be so fucking viral, dude. Can you do it, please? Yeah, I think that would... Dude, we could be the first YouTubers on the moon, just think about it. Just thinking about it. We could 100% could. If we got all of our money together, we could just go buy a ticket right now and go to fucking space. Dude, I don't think they land on the mood.

I think it just orbit. They land on the moon. Are you saying to land? Well, we've never been to the moon yet. No, it was. It was. I think it was. I think, I used to be team, fucking, we went to the moon, but now I'm team, I'm team.

don't trust the United States government. You don't think so? You really don't think we went to the moon? I watched enough Joe Rogan. Well, first of all, Buzz, dude. Okay, I want you to do an exercise. Next time you see the moon,

go outside with your iPhone, zoom in and you can see the American flag. I don't know. I want to see it so far. What a waste of my time. Do you think that with the most powerful telescopes we could see the moon, the flag on the moon?

What? If we had like a really powerful telescope? If I took our cameras right now and they just fucking looked at the moon and we could see it for sure. The one that's like halfway, Zoom did on Yummy right now? Yeah.

Yeah. Larry, let's see. No, you can't see the flags on the moon. How do you know? Because it blew away. Oh, no, but you can see the giant. You can see the giant next to the moon. Giant head. Yes, he can.

The face. There is a giant face. That's some crazy shit. I don't know how I'd never notice that. I've never looked up when I like, God. Yeah, ever. I'm fucking like, it's just dark. So I don't really care.

Do you think that if you took a Lincoln sponsorship, like the car company, you'd be able to, like, get into a movie with Matthew McConaughey? Wait, what? All right. Oh, right, all right, all right. What did you just say? What?

Matthew McConaughey, he was an interstellar. Imagine getting a brand deal from like a credit card company and they give you like crazy benefits. They like, they like hack your whole life. It's boring. No, imagine. You guys are thinking too material, bro. They're like, all right, you guys are thinking money. You guys are thinking travel.

Like I'm sponsored by mother nature. Crunk said Xbox, man. That's like, you'd be sponsored by fucking tropical smoothie. This is what you'd be sponsored by. Hell, motherfucking. fucking yes. That's a solid one. No. What do you mean no? No. Yeah, like a free

Chipotle card for... Okay, who would you get sponsored by the Ler? Team PlayStation. Oh my God. Okay, so we can bow and jowl and jowse about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll fucking fight me and grow we fight. We're like a matador and a fucking bull. What if... No, but I do agree, PlayStation Sony on top right now.

I will say that. They are. They've been on top for like a few years now. Xbox was on top at first, dude. I'm not gonna lie, when I was a little PlayStation kid, I get wedgies in the fucking bathroom. I get like, you know, the little, uh, and then, yeah, if they found out that you had PlayStation, they think you're broke.

Dude, I'll get, yeah, like, that's just, like, fucking, pants kicked on the balls. Yeah. Xbox driver. PlayStation nerd back in the day. It was. It was, dude.

Yes. Oh my God. Not only was I a nerd, but I was Mexican too, so like, kind of her. It swapped at the PS4, right? Yeah, yeah. I think it, it swapped at their PS4. Everybody started playing fucking two. K on PS4 and they just went crazy.

It literally went crazy. I think it's because everyone was streaming on PS4. We also had a, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, damn, what's his name? Couch. Couch guy, really big. Mr. Gold Keys. Mr. Gold Key. Oh my God.

Revolutionized a PlayStation. Actually, it changed the game forever. The folks listening was a streamer who would come home after selling cars and then he would drink a case of beer and then do backflips on his couch. It was incredible Didn't he get banned? He got banned so many times

And every time he got back from being A band He would celebrate by drinking beer again And do it backflips to get out of his couch Celebratory Celebratory win I fucking miss him Man

That was a legend You gotta get on that If you could be friends with one billion Dude what is going through your mind You guys are right I'm asking questions I'm stirring conversation You want me to fuck off and just sit

Watch go ahead It's like a weird All right If you could go to any hotel right Where would you stay at and why? The rich. Okay, okay. Mansion,

Mansion with your third at, 500K a month, but no Wi-Fi. Or mansion with your best friend, $100 a month and Wi-Fi. $100 a month? Mansion with my friend. The second one.

No Wi-Fi. Give me the money, man. Wait, I'm sorry. You said, it was Mansion with your third at and how much money? 500K. Why are you actually,

like, considering this question? Huh? Because I'm interested in this hypothetical, dude. Yeah, man. You rather his hypothetical than me. It's a riveting question. Yeah, never mind, Nick. Go ahead.

Because if you could be friends with one billionaire, who to be. He does this. He does this off the podcast, too. A billionaires are fucked. Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban paid $279 million in taxes. I thought it was 288. Damn.

Bro. Like, it doesn't matter at all. What am I looking up? What do you mean that that matters? Did you know that with his $270 million? you can pave 750 miles of road in the United States. That's not a lot of them. It's good that we're going to use it on like alien defenses.

Yeah, I'm glad we can buy a tank. Dude, Mark Cuban was spreading a whole bunch of American hoopla propaganda, bro. He was like, yeah, I paid my $270 million in taxes, and that's what it means to be American. But he also cursed live and he paid to charity because of it. What do you say? What worst? He just said, fuck.

They were like, oh my God. Mark Cuban, you curse. that's gonna go to the charity and he's like and then he's like, I fuck it, yeah, fucking go donate him more. So he's gonna go for that. To the highest degree.

Can we have a swear jar? I think we should have a swear jar on the podcast. No. Please. No, I'll lose so much money. Yeah. I think we should have a swear jar.

No, dude. Yo, comment down below. Dude, I curse like, I just like found out what curse was. You do. I say it's many times.

It's bad. I tried to, sorry, you try to, comment down below. Comment down below. Oh, can I say one thing real quick? So when you did your Pokemon,

stream, right? And I like, I only drew one card in. That was like my involvement in that stream. Okay. And when I did that, I was holding these. I was holding the little cigarettes that we have here. Oh, right. And I got so many fucking messages telling me, they were begging me, that people were begging me to

like not smoke. Like to stop smoking. And somebody linked to me like a place in Austin that I can go to so I can get like, like help. Smokers rehab. Shout out to you. Because I mean, that was really, I guess, kind. I don't know. Whatever, but guys, like, okay, let's use it. It was like bright red.

Yeah, let's use our critical. They don't want to see you for a second here. There's multiple people in the house. No one smokes, right? I mean, they wouldn't know that either personally, but why would you be smoking inside the fucking house? Why would you allow for your finger to reach right under? If Larry was hiding smoking,

there's a camera top down and in front. He reaches this way with a fucking cigarette. Yeah, the first tweet I got like, Like as soon as I did it, my phone went br-r. I'm like, looking at him. I'm like, um, Willie, why is Larry smoking? Are you allowing this? I was like, uh, what, dude?

Well, yeah, Isaac does Coke and Larry smokes. So what's the problem? What can we say, guys? Go ahead, Isaac, go coked out. Go ahead. All right, here's my, all right, let's use our critical thinking for a second. What's your favorite video game? Um, Red Dead Redemption 3.

Okay. All right. That didn't come out yet. Yeah. That's why I said. That's coming out in a decade. A decade? Can't wait that long.

be a cowboy. Fuck! I got to pee. He's coked out, see? Go pee. Where's Tanner? I don't know. He's still peeing.

I didn't even think about that. I've been zoned down for like 10 minutes. I think Tanner's dropping the fattest poop of all time. He said he had to pee, though. He didn't say it. I have to pee. I'll go pee and I'll check a lot. He's not, he's not schmacking.

He could be having like the world's worst poop. I don't know. I'll be her back. He's joinking his doinke. He's schmacking it. He's definitely dropping the biggest, like, lizard of all time right now. Smacking his deuce. I don't think he's, dude, he might be digging the dude.

If he's thinking the dunk, I don't know if I did. He actually walks so funny. Oh, Isaac, yeah, he's a toe walker. No, no, he walks like Bigfoot. Oh, he's the balzer. Yeah, he is. He's a bouncer. He's a bouncer.

He's coming back. He literally, he walks like he's a bird. Look, okay. Hey, dude. Damn, dude. So we never got to, we never actually got to. Get him away. Grug, do you see that?

That picture is so damn funny. The Bigfoot picture is one of the funniest pictures. I know. Look out like his arms just swinging. He's so chill. He's like lag. Yeah. No,

you got to swing the back arm a little bit more. You got to swing a, you got to have that motion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got, yeah.

Motion. There he is. Like, why was he walking around like an inch horse to do it? Like he's making his rounds. They caught him. They got him.

Bigfoot lives. He's trying to act like he's a statue, but we know. Why are they so obsessed with like? What is there not a North American primate though? Like, think about it first thing. I don't know.

I don't know. That's because we only, this bitch. I'm looking, hold on. Do you guys think that you could survive alone in the wild for a little bit of time? 100% how long. Okay, what the fuck? One week.

No food, no drink. No. It's lit, bro. Okay. No food, no what? No food, no water for one week. Most likely no. If you don't find like fresh running water, you're screwed.

Yeah, you need water. You know how to find that? You just walk downhill. Yeah. Well, what if you're on a, Flat terrain, bozo, bozo, bozo. Then you're... Then you got to keep walking.

Then you just gotta keep walking. You gotta keep walking. Yeah. There's no... You gotta think of like... It's hard, but... Okay, look, look. If you were stranded, if you're stranded,

it is a survival tip. You know this? That's my dad. That's my father. Wait, did you say her dad, like, can't drink beer anymore or something like that? Yeah, he stopped drinking beer. That's literally the thing that came in on barnyard and started, like, playing the banjo and fucking freaked out.

Oh, you're right. Oh man, I would go out of the king of the hill. Oh, man. I fucking love this. Every time I would think about my uncles, I would think of these guys just sitting around like in the King of the Hill style in front of the fans drinking beer. Looking like this right here. Fucking vibe, dude. I feel like you have to be high to enjoy King of the Hill. No, you don't, dude.

You have to be old. You have to be old in like American. You have to go through like a divorce or something else once. You have to be high. I don't think so, man. I was going to say that like survival. You know, like, it's easier to find someone not moving than moving. So it's better to stay still. What are you talking about?

Let's say that there was a rescue, a squad that was finding you. I couldn't find them. I can't. You're not supposed to move. You shouldn't be moving. Like, imagine, like, I'm searching for you, but you're walking and I'm trying to walk to find you. Wouldn't it be better to stay in one spot? Technically, yeah, because then they cover and they clear out certain sectors of where they're searching if you're missing.

And then they say, marked off, marked off. And then, yeah. Yeah. So you set up dates. So you're doing it technical about it? Yeah. Who the hell is this? Oh, it's my father

Oh, that's cool Well, no, no The other one is your father Yeah, that's his dad That is your dad What are the chances You even go missing nowadays though Slim to do

It's not high Dude Did you know that there's like There's like four to seven Serial killers In the United States At a year Like every

Like just at any time Without being caught Like always? That's just out is Four to seven is not a lot It's a statistic Well That's like not

Yeah but serial killers Aren't common that's true I mean they were more common in the 50s and 60s and 70s In the 80s 80s was Killer Central Mm

And I feel like it was in San Francisco Where it happened a lot This is off topic But Grunk Have you ever been to a blockbuster Yeah I think so Have you?

Yeah Yeah I think that I actually I took some and I never returned him Grunk have you ever bought a movie from um from red box yes that that's how dude redbox was how i played

my first rated m game because i rented black ops three and then that's how oh what's three you rented black ops three off red box dude i remember when they started doing games that was like huge when they did that that was that was that was actually the biggest play ever like for them

dude it was you remember game fly yeah yeah that was before red box that's where they mill it they mail it to you and then you just got to return a bag and mail a bag. That is a different time. That is so weird. Dude, have you guys seen this? It's the GameStop. Fuck, it's like the GameStop stock picture that they use

for when they didn't have like the actual cover for the boxes. It's like the GameStop. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's like gray, right? It's this. Oh, what? This. Okay, no, I don't know. This shit, dude. Oh, my fucking God. This is my childhood. It looks like total drama island. What is that? This is what they used whenever it was missing.

Look, they just have the text right there. It just says, what is that game? Fire emblem, Path of Radiance. Dude, can we talk about how fucking shitty GameStop was? You'd bring in a whole bunch of games and they'd just give you like 10 bucks. Dude, that was so predatory. Yeah, dude. Like, you'd bring in like 50 games and they'd be like, okay, this total is to $29.

Yeah. I brought in like my entire Skylanders collection that I paid like hundreds of dollars for it. And they gave me like $25. It's like, it just doesn't make sense. You didn't accept it, did you? I think I did because we just wanted to get rid of it for some reason. Fair enough. May I may as well get something.

I mean, it was going to end up somewhere. Yeah, dude, they'll, like, flip it. They'll, like, give you, like, 20 bucks or something, and then they'll sell it for, like, a hundred. Yeah. You know, depending on what it really is a vibe, though. GameStop is a vibe. Every time I go there, I haven't been there in a while,

but, like, that shit would, oh, my God. The fact that they are still somewhat functional as a company with locations is they're going to go bankrupt. Yeah, they will. It's only a matter of time. They should have already. Yeah, remember that time when they were,

people were fucking boosted their stock? Yeah, well, Pump and dump. Well, that was when the hedge fund was having calls on them and then they went out of their head or something.

There's a spider on this. I've been holding it for like 30 minutes. Oh, Yomi's holding like the totem. Dude, there's literally a spider on his feet. That's the totem of one dying. By the way, we uploaded the video where that guy's from. Remember?

I'm going to put him away. Someone said they made it. They didn't. It's from FM. Tumu. No, they didn't say they made. They said they didn't make that. They commented on the video.

They said they didn't make that. They made something else. We thought they made it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was saying they bought it from Timo. We're dumb. Yeah, but they never said they made it, though. All right.

We're stupid. We fucked up. We messed up. We're like, we misinterpreted. We're sorry. We never got to discuss it. But we should mention about the funny fucking fastness. Whoa!

Sorry, dude, there's like a mosquito over here. I don't know what's happening. You're like Mr. Bug. Bug. There's a swamp. This house is probably not going to be

pretty soon in Texas because there's probably a giant sinkhole forming underneath our foundation right now. You're really obsessed about this. Yeah, Willie, it's real.

Willie thinks that if water from pool go missing, water go underground and make a sink hole. Oh, where does it go? Probably underground. Grunk.

We've filled up our pool probably ten times. Full. Like, it would drop down about half. We'd fill it up and then the water just keeps

on disappearing. Where does it go? It's not good. It's leaking. It's leaking. You should get that checked out. I mean, well, the ground does absorb water. It's not evaporating.

Isaac, it was doing that even the middle of winter when it was like freezing over. Isaac, it froze. Half a pool evaporated. Are we in the middle of the desert at 200 degrees? Okay, here. I mean, if we're in, let's use like Houston as an example, it gets humid in Houston.

It's not humid in Austin. Yes, it is. It's humid as, not as bad. But it's still, but it's still humid. Not as bad. But it's still humid. You're talking out of your ass, dude. I think it evaporated.

I don't think it was trying to make up the grain. You think like hundreds of gallons of water just evaporated? Is there like a bad, like a hole in the fucking bottom? That's what I'm trying to say. Where's it going? It's probably going into the foundation of the soil and there's going to be a giant fucking sinkhole. Let's call it. There's like three pools.

But Grunx ride. The girl's right. The soil absorbs it. Yeah, but it can't only absorb it so much. Before it's like drowning. Before then it gets like mushy-gushy and then like we fucking fall in. I mean. Now we're going to have shit.

shit internet and a fucking sinkhole. We gotta move. I wanna leave. Yummy, you'd be the first to die. Yeah, I don't care. Damn, that's hard. Jesus. I don't care at all.

Whatever. My setup would be fine. So that's cool. Damn, he didn't get a fucking way. Yeah, whatever, dude. Had a good time, man. Enjoyed it. Thanks, guys.

Dude, you diga. I did GAF. Actually, I do kind of care if I die. I actually learned that I care if I die because, like, I was on a plane and it had really bad turbulence and I was kind of scared. But I remember back in like 2019

When I didn't care if I died or not And I was on a plane It was like the worst time it's ever And I was like chill and I was like Everybody's like Whoa And I'm just like I hope we crash

You are so awesome I was like fuck it I hope you crash Let's die Let's die right now You're metal Dude he's a D1 crash out bro Bro

No You just call me like the worst person ever For saying that It probably may be evaporated Sometimes You're like Because you day he was It was both of them

They made fun of you And I was laughing at them making fun of you. Well, because you're like, it's not that humid in Austin when it's like, bro. It's actually really humid in Austin. It's not that humid in Austin. I was saying I was compared to the fucking Houston. Look up humidity

map USA and it'll show it. It'll show it. Look up humidity map Texas. Look up. Fuck the whole USA. Humidity. Humidity. Humid. Just do it. USA. D-I-T-Y. Yeah.

I-G-G-G-Y. All right. So we're going to be looking at Oh, wow, the same color is Houston. Humid S-F. Where is? Go to all. They're all different. They're all, yeah, you're not going to get results.

Scroll down. Oh, we got docs, dude. Oh, wait. Scroll down. Texas relative. They know the whole state. No, look, when you, you know how you know it's fucking humid. You're in an airport.

You come outside. Your luggage fucking, like, fogs up on the outside. My luggage? Yeah, that's what happened to me. I have, like, a hard case piece of luggage, and I walked outside and just all got, like, wet. I'm scared of this. I think he's biting me.

When cold turns to warm. Is that what happens? It's called condensation. Condensation. Evaporation. What'd you say? Say that again? When cold turns to warm.

Dude, this is the dumbest map ever. What am I looking at? It's a bunch of fucking numbers. It's actually fucked up to me that. This is like someone's job. I just got to type these numbers down. I'm putting in numbers everywhere. This is like weather.

Who cares? Do you know? By the way, do you know how we gauge weather? How we figure out weather? How do we do it? Yes. Someone goes outside? side with a fucking balloon.

But all over the world. All over the world. Look it up. It is pretty chill. There's a person every single day that's dedicated to like fucking, not obviously they're being paid, but like they're gait, they're meteorologists or whatever. They're gaped. Meteorologists that say they're meteorologists should just say they're balloon throwers.

How do we gauge weather? So like there's a whole bunch of doohickeys, but there are people that. Oh, dude, the fucking rooster. Dude, the doohickey expert, every meteorologist ever. Too hikers. Two-hickie players Whoa Like 20% sure that

That was kind of fucking real Who did that? I don't know The fucking rooster I guess He did it He did it He's lying This is kind of dope

I miss science class man I had to like Dissect the frog And I had the gay guy Next to me And Gay guy Yeah dude

He's like my best friend Everybody knew it Yeah he was like my best He was like my gay best friend And he uh He fucking made me like He made me dissect the frog for food

because I didn't have enough money to pay for lunch that day so he was like I'll I'll buy it for you dissected the frog They're stinky they smell like formaldehyde It didn't smell that bad dude It was chill as fuck dude But his organs were so tough They were like rocks

Yeah because it's all muscle I know but it just felt bad dude Well I was uh well okay so you're supposed to dissect a little frog's stomach open that's it nothing else Dude I literally was trying to saw through his fucking leg with a scalpel And it was yeah it was so strong, I cut my finger. I still have the scars

somewhere. Yeah, I have the scar still. I bet the teacher was pissed at you. Pissed him. They didn't even care. Oh! I would have reported you. That's like the first side of like a killer. What? You want to like cut up animals and shit? No, it was just a frog leg. Dude, speaking of the killers like forming

like the leniency on children nowadays when they do fucked up shit is crazy. Because like there's a kid that literally like there's a first grader I saw it on TikTok. It's a TikTok news sorry. But um, uh, It was a first grader. He brought bullets to school.

It was like, yeah, look at these. Tomorrow, I'm going to bring a gun and shoot our teacher. And then what do you do? He brought a gun and shot the teacher. And it's like, what is going on? And literally, like, apparently in kindergarten, he put his teacher in a damn chokehold until, like, another teacher had to pull him off. And it's like, get that kid out of school, man.

Anyone watching who's a teacher of America and just teacher in general, holy Jesus, I, like, pray for you every single night, dude. Seriously, like right now, I don't know what's wrong with kids, but kids are like at the peak worst, like, ever right now. It says the damn millennials don't know shit about raising kids, man. Yeah, millennials, come on now. The day I am millennials. Did he get, like, punished by the law? I don't think he can do that, right?

What do he do? What happened? Like, what happened? I don't know what happened. I swiped. Afterwards. Huh? I swiped after I heard the drama.

Wait, you got to look up. Well, look up kids. First grade of shoes teacher in that. hand in the hand his shitty name because you should have hit her where it counts oh yeah is it six year old

whoa sent this a 21 months oh the mom was mom of Virginia yeah that's negligence oh that's true dude it was right yeah um deserved

she should be sentenced to 21 years fuck it put her kid in there too and she threw her hand into her chest Is she alive? I hope. Yeah, she lived.

That might be her right there. Yeah, she's chilling. Yeah, that's her. That's fucking horrible. She's badass. Yeah, man. Parents need to do better. Sorry, guys.

They do, man. Like, no one... It's like... It's terrible. Because, like, when the parents are bad, then that just leads to the kids being bad, and then when the kids are parents, and they just parent bad and it's just generation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kid... The mom's bad. And then the kids bad. Hey, balloon freak. Hey, balloon guy. Is you looking at weather still? Yes, he's freaking.

You guys move so fucking quickly that what the information I'm about to regurgitate is so irrelevant now. Five minutes of research for what? It doesn't even five minutes. Yeah, well, I honestly, I was just going into it. Sorry, we actually should have turned into the meteorologist podcast for the last five minutes. That's our bad. Let's go back and talk about stupid fucking balloon. It's fine.

I was just going to, I was honestly fact-checking myself to whether I should apologize or not for misinformation. But I was right. Every 12 hours, hundreds of people in places around the world release huge white balloons into this guy. To gauge the fucking weather aside from just other shit. The how is that a reliable thing? Dude, what do you mean how is that reliable? Oh. Dude, okay, if I fell a balloon up, like, what makes me say, oh, fuck, I'm just a balloon.

Like, the balloon is how it gets up and answers on it that goes up into the atmosphere and then, yeah, pops. I was like, how are you fighting that, dude? Sorry for even for you. Dude, I was asking a damn question. I wanted to know. It's okay, it's okay. There's no such thing as a wrong question. I didn't know that there were sensor in the balloon.

Okay, no more... Well, your hands are microphone. Your hands on microphone. Okay. Hello. What do you think about microphones? I didn't know. I ever know.

Balloon sensor in the balloon. Dude, I used to ask a bunch of... 21 cars. What? You heard about the 21 cars? That's too hard to be stealing all those cars. What? 24 songs.

I saw the video. He heard about the 21 cars that were stolen? I didn't laugh, though. Oh. Oh, damn. That's hard. He didn't laugh at all. Damn.

He doesn't... Just drop your pants. Let me see that fucking dick. I bet you was to his knees. I bet you what is. He doesn't care about dying. He doesn't give a fuck about funny memes. He loves fucking food.

He fucking doesn't give a shit about Japan like everyone else. Yeah, dude. He's just a man. He's just an American man. Pound it. Pound it. He found that shit. Pound to him out there.

His testosterone levels are huge. I know his levels. Yeah. Does it hurt when you walk? Sometimes. Yeah. My balls are so swollen. You got a trail.

So cool. I can't even swim in a pool normally. I float upside down. I can't even breathe. I want to read. I hate it, but I, no. When was the last time he swam? Swam.

Last summer. Isn't that crazy? I haven't, dude. I haven't swam in a while. I used to be a goaded little swimmer guy. Me too, man. You know, like when you're a kid and you get like the bracelets or whatever? Have you guys ever been to a pool that does like the colored bracelets?

Yeah, I could miss you for the day. Is that why? I had the top tier bracelet. I had the adult bracelet and I was like eight or seven. I was a goat. You were such a good swimmer? I think you're just big. I got to go off the, dude, I was the, dude, I was the,

tiniest kid of all time. He was. He used to talk shit, he said. Wait, what? He was like the tiny. He was the one who would talk a lot of, he's like a chihuahua. I was six to one thirty. As a kid? Yeah. You're tiny. What the hell? My whole life, I was like the most undersized fuck ever. I thought when you were eight years old, you were like really tiny. Yes. Dude, when I was 14, I was five three. I was small. I was like, that is pretty small. That is very small. I was four one. Dude, come on man. You have to use Larry, man. You have to bring him into this. And then I went from 5-3 to 5-9 in like two months. Dude, yeah, growth spurs, they hurt, like, a lot.

I was in a lot of pain. Yeah, yeah, they hurt really bad, man. I remember when I was going to my growth spur, I was like, oh, I got my fucking bad. From like, five-five. You're like five-two to five-three. From like six months old. You're like sleeping one day and you just hear,

and your like legs are stretching. Yeah, like there's like a skin of like, I imagine like I shed it. Like my skin and my legs are like next to. skeleton and everything. I have like a pair of legs to the left of me I'm like, huh?

And I like walked out of them. The leg demon he grabs you by your feet and he starts pulling on them. Like a snake? Did you know that they have leg extensions? I'm not gonna get a leg extensions.

Don't do that guys. Be happy with yours though. Yeah, don't do that. Also it's like the worst. I was just asking. It's really, really painful. Okay. Like really painful.

You saw that TikTok too? No, I actually got it done. It used to be 5-2 as well. I had it. I was one. of the first guys. Okay, this makes a lot of sense, actually. Also, I wouldn't get it because proportions. Proportions wouldn't make any sense. You know what I would look like? I would look like 2D from Gurlis.

You look like Wallaichi. And Wallaweege. Uh, look see. Long ass, legs, tiny ass torso. Yeah. Aw. That's crazy. That would be the case. That's good. All right, well, I think Tanner died. He fell out.

I forgot. He went to go... Did he just quit the podcast? Did you get it? Yeah, I think so. Oh, he's typing. He's typing. Oh shit.

Don't say that's a bad word. Dude. Oh, that's not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool. He was typing up. For the small many people listening. What's up? For the listeners, uh... How you doing this?

No, it's because, like, I know that a lot of people drive, listening. to us and I don't know. I don't know how they do it. You know what it is? Sliders are on this. I forgot. Hey, if you're driving right now at a 25, go a little, go a little faster, 30. Go a little faster.

If you're at a red light right now, come on, what's stopping you from going through that? I mean, yeah, there's no cars coming. So like, they're not gonna know. No, because really, what is stopping you from going over that double yellow? Align, bro. You have to exercise your free will. You're gonna let a line stop you from doing what you want. Oh my God, let's bring that up again.

Predetermination, you were predetermined. Yeah, you got fucking like, destroyed and cooked in that comment section No I did not You did everyone's like Yeah well actually Nick contradicted himself You did I actually You did people got me

I told you that's why I left We could take it look at it if you guys want I don't give a fuck what they said I'm tell that's why I left because you didn't you weren't making sense No because you guys you guys take me you derail me bro You guys derail my thoughts It's impossible take no accountability it's cool You want to get railed? Sorry

Which one was it? You want to get railed by a big Leaves the set Yeah I really don't know what the hell that sound was I still have no idea. I don't know who it was Anominy. They said it was grunk yawning. Wait,

you have to unmute it and press it. Dude, this is meta. We're watching our own podcast. Okay. That's on the podcast. I think, I think your issue is you don't like

settling. That is like, dude, that's like an ARG, like if you take the frequency and then lower it down. ARG. Sorry,

you said that. Hold on. Scroll up. Linked. What? What the fuck is that ad? Get your pin today free.

Where are you is? Israel Pins, Stan with Israel. Wow. Oh. That is, it's like, that's like creepy. I'm a creep.

Dude, they're free to. I'm a weirdo. Desperate. They were laughing at animal noises on Google, the conversation fell off of the fruit.

Was it this one? Are they talking to loop on us? It's absolutely this one. Y'all stressed yu'll be the fuck out. Man, we think of being happy with a group of friends. Did you rethink that? me? No.

Dang, man. What the age. Yeah, there was just, oh, here we go. What Tanner said at the end is so fucking true. Nick believes in predermination, predetermination, predetermination. Predetermination. It tells people to be good people. If your life is predetermined, you can't choose to be a good person. If you can choose to be a good person, then you have, then you have free will, which means your life is not predetermined.

Dope, do, do, da, da, da. It's all stupid. Yeah, it really is. It is all stupid. Oh, man's is wrong and he wants to give up on it. I'm not giving up on it. Just be a good person or be an asshole. But it's bigger picture than what that person's commenting. Because again, not to jump back into it. If you're gonna like be an asshole and say that I was predetermined to be an asshole, you are just a bad person.

That's like a cope. That's a cope. Yeah, I mean, really- Blaming on pre-determination. I mean, the philosophy basically still states though. Like, imagine you were like, I'm gonna be a good person today and then be a bad person tomorrow. The whole predetermination is. thing is that you were supposed to do that in the first place.

It's just, I'm telling you, predetermination takes all the fun away from everything. You said you believe in it. It does. But I'm telling you that, like, it, I mean, you could, if you jump down that rabbit hole, then you're just going to look at things black and white. It takes away all meaning away from everything. But you said you believe in it. Why don't you, wait?

Why are you coming out? Wait, do you believe? I don't care. I want to go back up to see Gurley Farts comment. That's awesome. Yeah, anyway. That's a handle hard. That's how girly fart.

It's her goes hard. Dude, dude, I've seen Gurley fart a lot and fucking everywhere. Oh, sorry. Girly fart? Yeah, girly fart. That's awesome. So when can we get Joe Rogan on?

Impossible Seed Hot Weeks. Joe's in Austin, dude. Joe, I mean, just one call away, dude. Come on over Joe. Joey. Come on out,

Joe. I really would like to. I feel like he's got a lot of things. He wouldn't talk to us. We were too dumb. We're too dumb. I don't think we're too dumb. I think that we,

I don't think we're too dumb. I think we're too many. You know what he would want? He would want to get high. Probably. I see, I've seen him join that other podcast, and he just wanted to get high with him

and he like rolled up everyone like a fucking join and gave it to them. You see that? He literally had like a whole fucking box and he pulled them all out and shit. No. See here's the thing. If we were talking about like

Joe Rogan come on a podcast we'd have to actually talk about something what would we talk about with Joe. Were we talking about aliens? No, we were talking about first Austin because that's one in common. You got to start with the commons. Yep.

And then you break out into, you are a pro conversator. He is. Yeah, no, it's good. Oh, thanks. That wasn't an insult. No, I was just looking at it. 2D and then I was looking at you and you kind of look like 2D right now and then I look like 2D

yeah I don't look like 2D yeah yeah you do you do that face hold on time out grunk ever heard of the TV show called 16 is an old show oh my god 16 what is that no way you guys good luck 16 is never heard of it oh yeah oh yeah yeah that show was fucking banger really yes it always came on and I kind of skipped it. It looks like like Booth. It looks like a girl show, dude. Like hella girl show.

What is it all? What was it on? I'm pretty sure it was on a cartoon network. Let's take a look and see here. Was it team cartoon network? It looks like a cartoon network. It looks like a cartoon network. It was actually pretty good.

I liked it. I don't like that art. I hate that art style. But you like Total Drama Island Art style? No. Viewers at home, draw yummy in that style and tag him every day. Yeah, wait, actually.

Artists. Get on that. If you're hearing this, draw, I'm in total drama island. Draw, Draw, yummy, and 16th, uh, the TV show. I don't like any, I don't like the Johnny Test, total drama island. None of that. Dude, did you mention Johnny Test, all I heard was the whip sound effect that they

overly use on. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't even use it. I can't use it every, shoo-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. I'm not. I feel like they used a lot of guitar like, whew- Yeah, they did. There was a lot of riffs. There's a video where it's like, Johnny Test sound effects. Remember when they gender-bent Johnny Test?

uh yeah it was like a lab test yeah that was crazy uh sound effects dude i got a pee low key you gotta wait a pee low key what every episode of johnny yeah let's watch that let's wrap it up let's wrap it up with this yeah

let's wrap it up with this this be the outro okay yeah all right well i'll do it i can 24 seconds okay yeah you ready yeah the last bearing seconds yeah turn it down a little bit dude it's really loud okay ready go ahead thank you ladies

gentlemen for tuning into this week's episode of the group chat podcast episode 101 we're going to look at Tanner he seems to have gone missing we're going to put his poster on a milk card and it's going to be hard make sure you use go group for 10% off some lean maybe try some raw meat and we'll see you next week on episode 102 of the group chat podcast bro fisted out