The Group Chat - #102 - The Movie Fiends...

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

A luh bit of movie talk... some health talk here and there.. and a horrible sighting of the human-sized worm. Stay tuned for more. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the group chat podcast, to the group chat podcast, to the group chat podcast, to the group chat podcast, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, yummy on the right side. Yeah, that's me.

Let me ride next to him. That's him. Nick right next to him. Okay. Isaac right next to him. That's me. And we got. Oh.

Hell. Did he ever come back from the last podcast? MF, no. MF. Where did he go? MF no. Pottie, apparently. No, do you remember right after the podcast?

stopped. He left the potty to go potty. I haven't seen him since the podcast. I haven't either. Well, that's normal. Wait, what? You didn't see him? That is kind of normal, isn't it? Yeah, I haven't seen him. I saw him. When? It's like a Bigfoot sighting.

Like, for the first time since he left for the bathroom two days ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, it wasn't recent, though. That's the thing. Well, I think it's okay to say that, you know, we'll see him maybe sometime. I don't know, but we'll see him when Lee gets podcast. That was such a cool. Come on, everybody. I mean, yeah, it was kind of all right.

Hey, listen, everybody. Listen, everybody. Check out the, you know, the lean flavor, baby. Okay? Or you can check out one of our homies, you know, we got me, Ken, you just dropped and all that. You know, I'm saying. We got everything going on. I'll say, hey.

And if you want to, you know, cut a little off that price, you could use a little discount code. And it goes like this. Group. That's it. Wow. You just type it in. Group. You get 10% off. That's it.

It's that free. It's so easy. Come on. I have to be honest. I think they need to use our lean. We need you guys to drink lean. because we need to sell out. Not a high.

Sorry. We're still at 90 units. Like we've only moved in the past how many weeks. Only like seven units. Oh yeah, we got restocked 100 units. We're at 99 units left. And three of them were us. My mom actually bought five.

Did she? Yeah. Oh, wait. So then we're not like 80. Yeah. That's a lot. Did she use code group? No, she forgot.

Oh, she used code Smitty, S7 or whatever? No, she just didn't get 10% off at all. She just took it, man. She just fucking like bought the whole thing. code. Can we just have a code G as an option? Yes. Code G. No, I know for a fact you can't do one letter codes.

Oh. What about like GRP? I think. What about just TGC? What would become like a Bitcoin? What about GC? What about a dollar sign? What about Bitcoin?

Yeah, I was going to say that that would be our ticker if we were a trade. A whole long now. Uh-oh. Whoa. Are you fucking serious? Oh, a whole long now, baby. Who's back from the bat? through this guy is dude I want to mention you can't put that on oh did not think

that one came out you didn't think about that did you didn't think about that hey wait what if I do it behind the head don't break them I'm not gonna look no they're pretty bendable wow bendable okay where were you now you look like a pro yeah well was a bathroom okay yeah that's chill all right there you I can do this hey everybody you look like you're having a great time I'm back from the podcast every I'm everybody. Are you having a podcast in the bathroom?

Yeah, I talked for four hours, for a week straight. Four hours. Four hours. For you, it was four hours. For us, that bathroom transcends time. That bathroom is a time zone. Yeah. Time capsule.

What were you doing in there? I was playing a little video game. I found this in there. Does anybody want PEZ? I'll take some PEZ. Hey, go fuck yourself. Share it. Hey, can everybody pass the PEZ around?

Pass the PEZ around. It's gone. It's gone. Draft. Whoa. Okay. He's came to play. Yeah.

It's ready. It's loaded. I think Isaac has a thing where whenever he sees something, he has to touch it. Did you guys notice that? He shot you. But isn't that like a trend of Isaac? Remember like if you have something, Isaac? Let me see.

Let me see. They call me the sticky bandit. It's because everything I touched originally. Well, I guess he just proved you right. Why sticky? Why sticky? Because everything I touch stays with me. Ow.

Hey. Aggressive. I'm abusive. The robbers on home alone, they're the sticky bandits. That is true, yeah. No, they rebranded to the wet bandits.

Or wasn't wet bandits? They went from wet to sticky. You're right, you're right. They used to just flood people's houses after they'd rob them. There was wet bandits. They'd clog their drains

and just stood on their sinks. It was just asses. I hated them so much. It was just Marv's idea. Marv had like this really horrible idea. He was like, Hey, Harry, look. Sticky bandit.

And he has a handful of tape. And he, like, put his hand inside the salvation. an army like jar of pennies. Wait, look it up. I bet you can find it. Is this real? Yeah, yeah. Look up the sticky bandit. You just put like super glue over his white glove and just put it in like

Santa Claus. Oh, oh. Whoa. Wait, I accidentally hit this. No, no, no, no. Wait, I just want to quit. No, no, no. Come on, I just want to see some gameplay. I want to see some gambling. It's all. No, no. All right, all right, all right. All right. That's what happens if you gamble. Look, that's your house. Yep. Keep doing it. You have to look up sticky bandit. Home alone, brough. And then he hit on that girl and she punched him. Is it right here? Oh yeah, it's a man to New York baby

Watch this is a minute long we gotta like skim through what is it? Yeah, hold on to keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going Oh yeah, right here right here yeah sticky bandits This is actually just me and Larry in New York yeah dude they're rolling in this Oh no oh my god it's like four this is genius No it's a jail to rob 14 cents from a 14 cents every little bit helps every A little bit helps, baby.

We're the sticky bandit. Ah, that's where it is. Really, Mom, you bust out of jail to Steve? Marvin's a genius. Sandy Claus. With the sticky bandits. Come on. Hey, we can rebrand.

Why can't anybody ever match home alone in terms of quality of Christmas movie? I think they can't be matched. I don't know. I think it's impossible. I wonder who directed them. Maybe it's about the director. Let's look at the movies that he's done and then see if anything, I put a hoe alone almost.

That was like a porno movie. Ho alone? Oh, alone. Oh, alone. I bet that's real. I think the sticky bandit. Yeah, sticky bandit. Oh, yeah.

They break into the back door. Director is Chris Columbus. Holy. Oh, my God. That guy not only founded America. He also founded Home Alone. Okay. So how old is he?

65 or 85? No one heard me. He's 65. I don't know. I'm so sorry. No one even heard me. Grimlands. Sail the ocean blue.

He looked he did like, oh, geez. Is it Oppenheimer? I can't see. Dude, Grimblins scared me as a kid. Grimlins, I haven't watched that movie at all. Twister? What is that movie? Where?

That blue thing was a bright light. All Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, pixels. Bicentennial, by centennial man. Am I saying that right? Excuse me, hold on. One second. This guy's name is Chris Columbus. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like Christopher Columbus. Well, like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like. Oh, my God. Director. Dude, he was born.

He was born in Pennsylvania. This has to be the Christopher Columbus. What does he look like? He's made every movie ever apparently. I've seen that guy. He thinks his grandson? Oh, my God. I've seen that guy.

He'd be a lot more. You think it's his great, great, great, great, great grandson. I bet you could be. Dude, he made every Harry Potter movie. Do you know how much money he's making? Yeah. He's insane. He made home alone.

Dude. Whose last name is Columbus? And you're like, oh, we're going to name our son. Cruz. Yeah. You guys did be a whole of Pennsylvania, by the way. Percy Jackson as well. Dude, this guy's the go.

How do you make these many movies in your life? He made the witch? The lighthouse, the witch! Lord out, mercy! Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. This guy has range. Hold on. This guy not only made like the best Christmas movies ever. He also made Harry Potter. He also made the fucking witch. We should look up the top rated directors. Like the best directors.

If he's up top, if he's up in that list, then we can't call him a sleeper. Yeah, Martin Scorsese with the, uh, the Mosser movies. He's right there. Oh, and it's Christopher Nolan. Tino, Spielberg. Christopher Nolan. He didn't even make the top 50. Hitchcock.

Wait, he scroll down and try and just find a list and see if we can find Chris Columbus. There's no Chris Columbus. I've been scaringing. Chris Columbus, where are you at? Woody Allen's there. I told you he's a sleeper. Yeah, maybe he is a sleeper at that point. Sleeper.

Well, I mean, the money ain't sleeping, though. I mean, come on, everybody. Come on. Let's all agree one thing. That's what you want it to be. Come on, Sticky Bandit. That's crazy. man. I mean, I want to live that kind of life where you just make

Gremlins too, you know, some chill. The Goonies! The Goonies! Where? I'm telling you, he made every movie. Wow. What? What? Wow. Wow. Dude. He's every... Wait, what? Huh? Collaboration. Well, we're wrong. What if he's just like a back-end helper on every movie and doesn't actually do anything

like significant. That's crazy. That's probably possible. Maybe he's like a water boy. It could be. Could be. You know. I was a water boy. Look up. who directed Harry Potter. Where are you? Now I'm questioning that. Well, let's just, here, let me just click on it. I find out something new about you.

Like Harry Potter 3. Well, no, that was a kid. Hey, Alfonso. See? Harry Potter. Wait, that's Harry Potter. What if he's just like a, like a backup director? 2001, Harry Potter.

Chris Columbus. Or like an assistant director? Maybe. Chris Columbus. I guess they switch around. I don't know, dude. Wasn't that like the first one? Second one.

2002. Let me see. First Harry Potter movie. That was 2000. 2001. It was. He made the first one. So he made the first one.

He set the path. Okay. He's the go. He's the go. He's the go. He's still the go. He's the go. He made home alone.

He started the first movies that made like billions and trillion. Like Percy Jackson. Did he do it? He did it. Oh my God. Dude. What's the best theory bottom movie? I haven't seen them off.

I've never watched. I like, I like, um, three. I like, no, I like Prison of Vascaband. That's always a good one. That's actually probably one of the top rated ones. That's a good one. I think it's like a fan favorite. Which one is the last one as well.

Preserve Asgman, half blood prints, and... All right here, Prisoner of Ascabat. It's classic. That's like a tough... That's one of the most... I think that's one of the top rated Harry Potter films, like... Valtone. Alfonso over here directed it.

Wait, why the fuck was Johnny Depp in that movie? Can we go back? No way. Is that when there's a big snake underground or something? Oh, that's Gary Oldman. Sorry, it looked like Johnny Devin. I see that, yeah. With a goate and everything.

Who's this old fuck? Oh, damn. goat. Wait, low key. He's the go low key. But anyway, yeah. Oh, I've seen him. Can I have a hot take for a second? I've seen him. Oh, he passed. Oh, rest of peace.

Oh, sorry. Wait, can I have a hot take? Who is Gandalf? Sorry. Gandalf? Gandalf is Lord of the Rings. Yeah, Gannoff is Lord of the Rings. They're like, is that Dumbledore or?

You shall not pass. I'm playing Yots. You spread it on your ass. Let me see. I don't know. Who played by Notable? No. What?

Can I have a hot take? Yeah. I think that prequels are just money grabs. Unless they're good. What about this? What about this? First Omen. Because we just watched it.

And that's a prequel to the main one that came out of like 1970. Yeah, that movie was disgusting as shit. I knew you're going to say that because I fell asleep. Okay, for like three minutes. Because it was that night time I was already yawning. Was I not already yawning? It's because it's so boring. Dude, when I was in the living room, I was like, I'm like sad that we're watching this late because I was already tired.

And it was already hitting me. But the movie was great. It was fucking, dude. Larry still effed up in the head, though. He watched how much of Gore. Like, it don't even matter to him, though. Yeah, sorry, guys. Dude, and when I go to bed, I sleep, my lullaby is machete beheadings.

Sorry. My alarm clock is like deer's getting run over. My alarm clock is like someone yelling because they're getting scorched. I'm sorry. It's just, I'm twisted. Yeah, that was a really gross movie. Sorry. No one could get inside my dark hue.

It's just like, here's the thing about horror movies nowadays, they're fucking name, bro. But it wasn't like, their money grabs. Yummy's right, because Yummy already saw it and then he watched it again with us. And like, Yummy is right. It wasn't like as scary as it was like keeping you on your toes to shit. Yeah, that's true. It was just like you were like trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. That one scene, I don't listen, spoiler alert, but that one scene where it's like dark as fuck

and you see the little eyes in the corner, the scorched lady, remember? That was that was crazy. And then it was slowly creeping up. Yeah, they had every opportunity. to just hit us with the worst jump scare ever, but they built it up until it felt like I was being held against my will to watch this. If there was a whole movie where the whole hour-long movie is just someone coming out of the shadows, it would be a 10-empted-time.

They're just coming out of the shadows, like the whole movie. I don't like horror films that have anything to do with like mental, like psychological shit, as well as like religion. I'll take a fucking murderer horror film any day, but like, Because that's like real shit, but like what is beyond that, like, religion type shit? I don't know, dude. Do you guys, like, feel that way too? Uh, yeah, dude, you got a, I mean, what?

Like, what about the horror movie or what about religion? He's saying, he's saying horror movies that, like, include a lot of religious. Smile was the movie that fucked me up probably the hardest. That's not religious. Smile was psychological. But it was like psychological. Psychological whores. It was like all in your head shit.

Yeah, true, but it was a lot of jump scares. Yeah, but it was also like the way that the, the horror was. setup was that it was all in like her head type shit you know what I'm saying I know what you mean and like oh that didn't happen what is real now and yeah but anything satanic or like devil shit I don't know dude I don't fuck with that shit there's there was a there's a movie oh yeah where is grunk we forgot about that guy he went to the bathroom remember oh yeah he fell in the toilet and did you forget to tell grunk you totally forgot yeah

that we're recording the podcast right now? Nah, we're playing. Now we're not. Did you tell grown? No, we're not. Now we're not, did you? The whole podcast, the rest of the podcast. Did you tell grung?

What, did you tell grung? Hold on, hold, hold, hold, hold. Because it was like Nick knew something. He was like, now we played. No, we not. Okay, we forgot. Wait. All right, tell them for real.

Are we playing or not? No, he's just like, God. He's, he got some, he had some, he had some business to take care of, okay? He had some hoot-s, some gonads to, too. We're recording this podcast at 3 in the morning right now. Good morning, everybody. Nick, by the way, you would hate this movie. I was just thinking about it, Antrim.

Antrim? Wait. This movie is fucking weird. Wait, we should watch. Look, this is where I got that demon head thing. Give a explanation for the listeners as well. The deadliest. For listeners at home, Antrim is a movie that was like the whole promotion.

was that it was showcased at a theater and it caught on fire and it killed people. And they were trying to push that narrative of like, this movie's curse. It's sictanic. It'll curse you. Blah, blah, blah. No way. And the movie starts literally with like a background of like there was a movie theater that was showing this movie and it caught on fire and then they never like showcase the movie

again because they were scared. Now here's the movie. And then it shows you the movie. And it's basically like two kids who they're going on a road trip. And one of the, they have a dog. And the dog passes away. And the little boy is like really sad about it. So the sister, her plan is to basically bring back the dog from hell.

The sister's friend's brother-in-law. Yeah. Listen, I'm like, listen, I'm the worst explaining everything. But basically, they go through all the rings of hell to try to get this fucking dog back. And all seven rings? All seven rings. I'll believe it when I see it. Dude, Lord of the rings have you been to.

Lord of the rings had one, bro. Lord of the rings had one. Why are we overcomplicating? That's the Lord of the Rings. We're talking about the devil of the rings. All right. Oh, are we going to tell the listeners about what just happened? Oh, that sounds good.

Oh, that sounds good. They'd be spicy. Yeah, they would be hell of spicy. I don't think we want to tell the listeners about what. If you're listening to this podcast, the first people that listen to this podcast, their ears exploded with fire. But now you guys are listening to this podcast is haunted. Yeah, I don't think these guys actually understand. The car crash statistic is going to spike.

The car crash thing happens every single podcast. Guys, I was listening to the podcast on a plane and the wing just blew off. Yeah. We caught wind of that. So if you're listening to this somehow in some way, shape, or form. How does that even work? Did they, like, what kind of, like, message were they trying to accomplish by doing that? What?

With the, like, saying that, like, hey, okay, so whoever, these people that watch this film first, it caught on fire. So is that like them giving a warning? I'm sorry, could you hold just hold on for a minute. Yeah, uh, sorry, there's a worm. There's a warm in the fucking, look at that worm. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you pantsing?

What is that fucking? Oh, my God. Who is an actual guillotine. For the listeners at home, we have a dune worm that's crumbed across our fucking. You can just block your camera. It's fine. You're not even like, what are you doing? Yeah, me, I'll switch.

You don't have to go through it. It doesn't matter. Listen, I'll tell you one thing. The reason why I know about this movie is because I heard that and I watched that I'll be honest with you. Okay, but like, okay, but like that He just smacked his head on the light Felt backwards like a fucking eight-year-old dude. He's like in home alone right now He's like one of the criminals in home-long for the easiest traps. He's He's the last sticky-you- Oh, now your alarms going on. I'll turn it off. I'll turn it off You left the lid off, dude. You are falling apart, man. This is what, look, you know what happened?

We talked about Antrum. Dude. Oh my God. We can't watch it. I'm, you're gonna watch it. Get out of here. Okay, sorry. Very good, here you go.

Are those Elwood pants? Yeah. Freak. Psycho. Oh, get your butt out of my... Alright, here we go. Part two. Alright, it's fine.

But yeah, like, I heard about, like, the fact that, like, oh, this movie will make you, I don't know, gouge out your eyes and shit. And dude, don't look at just. But man, come on. Can I, but I, okay, so. It's like the biggest butt I've ever seen. I'll say it right now. What do you?

Oh, he's recording. Oh, he's recording. Oh, he's filming you. Oh, hell not. For the listeners at home, Yummy is crawling across our floor. He's like military crawling. I don't know why he is.

Don't hit your head on that camera. Yeah, careful. Don't knock the camera over. That thing's expensive, man. Oh, my God. That's a biggest baby I've ever seen. That was good. No, that's like military.

You like training. Oh, that's, Yeah, you're good, man. All you do is block your head a little bit. You're fine. All right. He's got to blow his nose. All that.

I gotta go blow my nose. What are you going to say? I was just saying that to me, if like you have a haunted film and they said, hey, this, when we showed this film, this bitch caught on fire, now we're going to show it to you. Did they have to, like, go back and edit the footage? So what did the first people watch? So the first, well, it's all fake. They watched the goodies. Oh, it's all fake.

No, dirt. No, darn. Oh, my. I'm like, oh, listeners at home, listeners at home, your ears are fine. Guys, you're going to be okay. So a movie theater didn't catch on fire? No, it did. I think we should just stream us watching the whole entire movie.

Look, see, look, they're in the woods, and they literally are trying to go through all the hills. Why would they do that? Because they want their dog bag. I'm not kidding you, that's the whole plot. I swear that was an American Dad episode. It probably was, dude. What was that one scary movie where the cat died and then the dad wanted to get the cat back? Is that what it was?

Oh, my God. I'm like going to see Pet Cimitrials. Bounda. Bada. Bada. The Ramones. The Ramones. The Ramones.

In a pet. Samit. That Ramones song. Yeah. You know I'm talking about? Where the cat was back to life. Yes. Like, oh, I thought it died.

And the cat was like haunted. Yes. My friend showed me like the original. Dude, you guys are like mad pianist. They're not, turn on old-fashioned saloon. Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, a long, old. Dude, this is what activates him.

Ready? Oh, this stuff gets me going. Come on. S-A-O-O-O-N. Dude, am I dumb? Yeah, a little bit. Old-fashioned saloon. No, that's good.

Saloon. Are you ready? Okay, I hope this is not copyrighted. We'll see. You ready? All right, just play three seconds. If it's copyrighted, it's just going to be muted and you're doing something dumb.

Okay, no, it's fun. Okay, here you go. Audio listeners, I'm really sorry. This is going to be short. A whole lot of you have to action. works oh come put ad block on this yeah we do need to buy some ad block okay you guys ready here we go Tanner's not even playing piano anymore I don't know what he's doing oh now he is there you go oh oh so good look oh nice look at this

you're fucking side of the head your ears a for the for the listeners at home and for the viewers at home you'll me bought back a beer that are all into that hype shit Look at Tanner's feet for a second Tair hype shit. Yeah, look Tanner, give us a rundown How much were those? Look at these. These are called the foam runners. Those are not Yeasies, bro. Those are cheeses. Those are the phone runners, bro.

These are the cheesy poop runners. The foam sprinters. I got these at five below And I think I could actually just rip it if I Really wanted to. Yeah, five below's the go though, right? How much did you pay for that? Five dollars for a nice little home stew that I can just do this. That is the one store that truly is.

No, actually, no, wait, I'm pretty sure the update. $5? Dude, a bag of chips was actually $5. So that's like their threshold. No. Oh, not for long. The dollar tree had to raise their limit. Yeah, I was going to say dollar tree was like $2.50.

Yeah, it's like the $1.50 store, actually. That's what it's called. Tanner, can I ask your question? Yeah. Do you have any shoes that have actual support? Um, I have Birkenstocks that are partly broken off and chewed on, like off. Chew on. I have foam runners.

I have. Jammaran? John Morans are the most support he's going to get. I have Kyrie Irby. Kyrie 3s. You also have the... Oh, no, you don't have the Birkenstocks anymore. Or not the burkestocks.

The... What are the nice shoes that I gave you? What were they called? Oh, the Doc Martins. That also did that me support. They hurt you. Yeah, they hurt me. And I gave him away.

Dude, they do hurt. The back of your foot, it hurts. The back of your foot, it hurts. I just bury him. But do I have, like, a good tennis shoe? No. He just bears it. He's got to bury him.

You're supposed to break a man. They say to like tape the back of your ankle or your heel I didn't break it in at all That's totally true, man You did not No, I just had a scab on the back of my foot From walking in it Yeah, I remember I warmed to Buffalo Wild Wings

I remember I looked at the back of your foot There's a big pus bubble There's a red bubble there What? Oh, that's horrible I had a sword, no I know It's probably true I have a big blister

Okay, it wasn't a big bubble It was like a blister from walking in Doc Martens Like a cow's it like that No Don't look it up Don't even look it up either No I'm not looking it up

It's disgusting. It's so gross. But I'll look at it up real quick just in case. Just in case I'm writing. Just in case I was like wrong about that. But yeah, Cousitz, dude, my brother loved watching

Dr. Pimple Popper. Oh, and that shit is... Are you guys into pimple popping at all? Hell no. That shit is disgusting. You're quiet. I'd rather watch horses get clean.

What do you mean? Why are you touching me? What are you? Root and Cowboy, if Yummy had a big old pimple on his ass, I don't think I'd pop it unless he let me. I would. I would.

I would do it. Did you even hear how you worded that? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, like you wanted a no consent, pop my pimple on my ass.

I consensually popping pimples on my ass. No, because you used the word unless. Unless he let me. I wouldn't do it unless he let me. Like, yeah, no shit. Like,

want you to forcefully pop my pimple? No. That means you do want to do it. No, that's not at all. Yummy, would you let me do it? Okay, look, let me paint the picture.

Yummy has neglected this pimple that's been given him butt aches for like a long time now. You didn't say all that. But I'm giving you context. And now I'm going to be a good friend and be like, want me to pop it? And it'll be like, yeah. And that's it.

I'll pop his pimple. I'll think he would ever in any world. In any world he would ever say, yeah. Yeah, please pop my big pimple ass. I don't think he'd ever say that in his life. No, his big pimple on his big purple ass. I would do it. I would do it and I'd put a cream on it to make it feel better.

See? So he's talking, I was just going to pop it with just two fingers, but he's talking about taking his whole palm and fingers and going like this on your butt. wiping it down. I didn't have people over there. No, you got to moisturize the whole area. You got everywhere.

Wait. Ladies gentlemen, the group chat podcast, of course. Turns into a full deep tissue massage. Gamer subs. I want Tanner to be like a UFC announcer so bad, dude Dude, if we took the role of UFC announcer, we would have fucking rocked our world. No, I want,

I want Tanner to go into that announcer position, like, but like completely uneducated, so he just has to, like, follow up with whatever he knows says. You're like, Ryan Garcia with the right, and he's like, Garcia.

Garcia, Garcia, Gordon Garcia. Yeah. You know, no. I would, you know how the basketball announcers, like, freak out. They're like, no, no! That's the Hornet's announcement. Yeah, the Hornets announcement. I want to be like that, but for, like, UFC.

I was going to mention really fast about Lean, I forgot to say this to you guys. Did you guys know that if you spend $36 and I think it's $36.69, you get free shipping. Okay, wait. 69 free shipping? I got to say this. Somebody said they tried it, and they said it was all right, but they also said, I didn't put any ice in it.

So you have to put, I have to have it cold. It's $39. $39 and $69. I'm sorry, wait. I don't remember what we did last podcast, but I believe we mentioned about the guy that made the lean bagel. I think he made more.

Lean bagel? Lean waffles. More lean bagel. I think he made another lean pastry. I don't know what it was. Goodness me. The lean bagel was a site to behold. What does that sound?

I came at you. I can't stop. Was that someone's phone? That was his little wake-up call. Oh, you're waking up now. Stop, bop, bop, bop, borg. As we're also here right now, we might as well mention, none of us are, we're not wearing it right now, but we do have shirts for sale.

Oh, Ludge. One more week. For less than a week, as you guys are watching this. Want me to go get it? You need to go, yeah, go ahead, grab one. He doesn't go to the group. God G. Comes in next podcast

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shirt because of the way Nick was posing. Someone said that their mom wasn't letting them get it because of the way that I was like posing with the shirt.

Yeah, which why did you pose like that? Yeah, you're an idiot. Why do you post? People were telling me that I was slang. Fool.

Dude, you were a crop top. Yeah. Because I was a little crop top. It's a crop top. Sorry guys, we have a lot of traffic on the website.

A lot of sales going on. I know. It shows like easy.com. What is happening? A lot of sales going on right now. So, you know. I think you should press control command R. Command R.

Yeah, that refreshes the page. Yeah, we were just aligned, by the way. We don't even have that website. It's just a thought. We're just, we're trying to spew ideas after.

Is it the group.com or the group. It's just the group. That's the group. That's the group. That's easy. How did we secure the group. That's hard. Oh, we secured that bag.

So we went to like an auction place, right? And there was a lot of old fools. Show details and then allow. All right, well, Tanner has it here. Man an it. There it is. Man it looks beautiful. This is actually from a group.

This is from a group video. So if you don't know, we have a group channel called the group. And believe it or not, we upload on it. Yeah, we upload on it. Press show details. Oh, wait. Sorry about that. Yeah.

Anyway, so it doesn't really matter too much. But you guys should go to the link in the description. Go to link in the description and you guys can get yourself a nice t-shirt. There you go. Oh, that's actually crazy. That guy's so cool. It's no longer 10 days by the time you guys see it, but it'll be a week. It's probably six.

Look at us. Look at us. Okay, this is Stancy. There's Tanner with, I don't know what that idea came from. That's the bottom of Nick's crop top, too. I just find it off his head and said go in there. made them look like a dark souls character boss this is the infamous photo

look at that right there dude why you just my huge belly out yeah you're like obliqueed up you're fucking there I am your opium god your opium yeah there's Isaac they're like dude

dude you're so tall in that I know man I just I had to I had to stunt man yeah it's the shirt dude yeah the context is all in the group video where we're just looking at fire yeah so we're not going to explain it to you guys you have to go watch the group video. See how it is.

Your reaction to her for the first time was pretty silly. Yeah. And it's all there, baby. What is that? That's not beer, is it? It sells there. Sparkling water.

Okay. I unfortunately couldn't be there for the photo shoot. I was out of town. He was out of town. Oh, yeah. You know what? I should have just told you

like just posed like a little selfie and it's like really shittily photoshopped it. No, that was our plan at first. No, our plan was to Photoshop him onto the skeleton. No, our plan was to damn. Okay.

Our plan was to make a picture of him as a memory and Photoshop the group merch on him. Right. That is right. That would have been crazy. Would you have like that? Would you have liked that? Yeah.

We can still do it. I'm sorry. We can still do it. We can do whatever we want, dude. I'll do anything. You sound a little upset. I love you. Because my nose is still stuffy,

and it's been like fucking 12 days. I don't understand. Did you go get vitamin D? What do you mean? Did you go outside? Oh, there's vitamin D in my day of vitamin. Did you go outside? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Your daily vitamin. What do you take? Are they gummies? Yeah. You just stop taking those. What's why? Because the binding agent for those. Did you know about that? The binding agent's actually niacinamide.

You're not getting it. You're better off just getting direct capsules and whatever else. Like taking all these different ones instead of multivitamins. I like my candy. They taste good. You're taking Flintstone ones? What are you taking? They're called Ollie.

No, Flintstone? Oh, I take the ones with like sour on it and it tastes like sour gummies. I'm like, sometimes I wouldn't. I ate four. I ate four because it tastes it. You know what I have? I have the world's hottest vitamins.

They have like, uh, ghost pepper infuse vitamins, you know? I take them daily. It dissolves in the back of your throat. Yeah, I'm like,

ugh. You like dread taking your daily vitamins. I wake up and I do a handful, like a handful of pills. Probably like three or four. Jesus. Tell us about your pills. What do you take?

Uh, for stars, I take D3, uh, 10,000 UI or whatever the fuck. What is D3? It's vitamin D3. Huh?

What does D3 do? Vitamin D3? It could help with mood, energy, metabolism, stuff like that. It's honestly just from like going outside. Do you take vitamin C? I do. Do you take vitamin C? That's how you don't get sick.

Vitamin C helps with your immune system. There's vitamin C in my daily vitamin. Okay. What doesn't it? Daily vitamin. Keep taking that. Keep taking that. You take magnesium?

There's magnesium. My daily vitamin. There's everything in those dailys. The one thing I can't take when I wake up is zinc. I would puke. Zinc stinks. Dude, that's what, okay, that one time, hold on. No, I'm confused.

I'm confused because I don't know if I hate Mexican candy as much as I do. Remember that one day I was going crazy on Twitter how much I hated it? Do you know what happened before then? No. I didn't eat all day. And I was about to either leave town or I was like scared I was going to get sick because somebody else was. I took a 50 milligram of zinc pill. Yeah.

On an empty stomach. And apparently that makes your whole everything feel just awful. Yeah. You literally, you get like seconds away. if not you what do we need this why do we need zinc has yeah it helps your autoimmune why are your immune system I think yeah it's a trace mineral meaning that the body only needs small amounts and yet it's necessary for almost a hundred enzymes to carry out vital oh here look up look up

a way chemical that wait for your reaction channel just take a zinc before carry out oh yeah viral chemical reactions viral chemical reactions Viral chemical Me before Reaction Reaction Yeah that was cool I guess That was I mean

Oh that was funny Did it actually say viral? No it's just vital Oh Viral reaction Viral chemical reactions Look up Look up zinc

Empty stomach Zinc empty stomach Zinc empty I never really looked into it But I think it has something to do with metabolism Zinc supplements are most effective They are taking at least

one hour or two after or one hour before or two hours after meals However If zinc supplements Cause stomach upsets They may be taken with a meal They may be taken with a meal

They may be taken with a meal. You know where I learned that actually. It wasn't even from you. I learned it on, I was just like on my phone. I think it was like a TikTok. It was SpongeBob and Patrick A.I. Spudgebob was like, Unethical life bags.

If you want to skip work, take a 50 milligram of Zika on an empty stomach. You will then throw up five minutes later. And then Patrick was like, Yeah, ha. And then like he did his own thing. Whoa, that's actually effective. Is it the same ones where they go like press a share button to find out who blocked you?

or something like that. Probably. Like an engagement farm. That's crazy because you remembered all that. That's memorable. That means it worked. Unethical life tips. That's true.

Unethical life tips. Wait, yeah, like the news anchor, like the SpongeBob News anchor that delivers news. Breaking news. Breaking news. A ship just crashed into the.

What do you drink it? Huh? What is he drinking? Lean. I'm drinking lean how it should be. He's drinking zinc. Is there zinc in that? Yeah, I put 300 milligrams of zinc in it.

It's over. So, so, okay, look up. Can you look up daily vitamins for a second? Because I am a little curious. Like what makes daily, like, what are you supposed to take? Larry's actually physically looking up for the listeners at home. He's looking up at the ceiling. Daily dose of vitamins.

Daily vitamins, you said, right? Yeah. Yeah, daily, daily multi, daily vitamins. What do you take, Ollie? Yeah, Ollie's, oh, is it in like a square, rounded sort of? There are 13. There are 13 essential vitamins, vitamin A, C, D, E, K, and B vitamins, which just break down to like a lot of really small things.

They all look like 13 to you? Wait. Wait, hold on. A, C, D, E, K. And then the B vitamins are thiamine. Thiamine rubble flavan. Oh, yeah. Sine, Panthine.

Bynance. My glasses are far enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there are 13. Did you take the FTX vitamin? No, I don't know what that is. I think I've taken every vitamin in the world because I was so interested in vitamins for a while. Is there a vitamin Z? You just take shit to take shit, dude.

I took fish oils. I took mega red for... Oh, dude, your coat's gonna get good. I took... Yeah, it is. I took... Yeah, it is. I took...

No, I actually bought, like, a vitamin thing for... It was called silver, and it was for people, 50-year-old... Colloidal silver? I think it was that. Oh, my God. And it was supposed to take a lot of colloidal silver. What is that for? Like, colonoscopies?

Dude, it'll turn your skin blue and your hair like silver. Kentucky blue, people. Look up guy. Look up guy. I don't think it was that then because my dad was taking it. Just one second because look. There he is. That's him.

Dude, he, that's... That's why it's skin's blue? Yes, I'm pretty sure. Oh my God. Well, I gotta tell my dad to stop taking it. Dude, the Kentucky blue people are crud. Wait, look up, guy takes colloidal silver every day and then look up the picture. If that's the same way.

Guy takes... How do you spell that? Tanner, do you have hair on your back? Yeah. I want to see your hair on your back later. Colloid. Yeah, I can schedule that. Oh, my God.

Schedule. I'll book you. I'll book you. I can pencil you in. It is him. It's the same guy, dude. It's Papa Smurf. You can take it a small amount so it won't happen, but if you take it every day for like years. This other guy's blue, too.

That poor guy. What is the reason why people turn blue when they take colloidal silver? What is it called? I think it contains silver. Paul Keroson. Oh, he's dead. He started taking colloquial service. This friend develops.

He's red. Oh, he's dead. Colloidal silver is like a homeopathic remedy. that hasn't been proven to really help anything. Oh, what? Homeopathic remedy? Yeah. After self-medicating.

It's like, uh, it's a self, right? Self thing like you do? Yeah, it's like, uh, not, not doctor-tale. Instead of being, like, vaccinated or something, you do like, it's homeopathy. It's like, oh, oil.

Hold out mercy. That's scary photos. Like non-doctor shit. Um, are you guys going to vaccinate your children? Yeah. No, I'm just gonna give him as for Gonda. Tadda just shrugged. He's like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, dude. You can blow it. Don't worry. Uh, Yummy has to go blow his nose.

Wait, Yomi, would you vaccinate your kids? What? Are you going to vaccinate your kids? Controversial. This is a little hot topic. Yeah, it's a hot topic. I mean, yeah.

Like your kids are like babies? All right, we'll talk about it when you get back. My mom didn't give me shit as a baby. You're an anti-vax kid? Yeah. Wow. I was vaccinated. Yumi just said that explains so much about Isaac.

And I'm the controversial. No, I was vaccinated. I'm I was vaccinated. I'm fine. You're pretty blue. My mom was scared of like the, I mean. Wait, wait. So vaccinating, vaccinating meaning like no boosters when you're a kid? Like you go to the doctor to get boosters? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Can I say something? Yeah, you could say something.

This is also for people that want to comment. This is crazy. I remember when I was, I think, like, six years old. I got my, I got a shot in my knee. And then another shot in my other knee that same day and they gave me two band-aids on my knees Tanner they injected knees into your knee You have knees I got that how didn't she? There are bees in those knees That's the annual six year old but that's the annual six-year-old But injection can somebody tell me what the hell that was for because I asked my bomb and she said I don't remember All right, all right here Larry go ahead and look up um freaky knee syndrome no I don't

Oh my god Is that why? It's a Washington thing. There you go, Tanner. Oh, creaky knees, dude, you got creaky knees. Because I remember I was scared and I got a shot in my knee right into like the soft spot. How's joint injection performed to children? What the...

These are just joint injections. No way, it's cortisone. Whoa. Did I get cortisone to my knees? Turn to one or two in any single location, do constrictive repetitive exposure meat? I don't know, dude. Oh my god, wait, do the leg thing again? And that doesn't hurt, right?

That's crazy. No. Do you think they were trying to prevent this? You think they buffed it? Do you think they made it stronger? No, doctors, doctors know how tall you're going to be. They know much of bone structure. They turn tanner into a mutant.

Do you think they're trying to stop the freak knees? They're like, this guy's going to be six four. We got to like, we got to nerve him. He's going to be handsome. He's going to be beautiful. Fuck, he's going to be beautiful. Oh, he's going to be too perfect. Damn it.

Dang, dude. You got nerfed. I'm sorry. It's all good. Hey, hey, look, listen, I have a story for you. When I was like, I think I was below the age of five. I was probably like two or three. I fell down the stairs.

Aw. I'm sorry, why did you do? You're my best friend. Why did you fall? Wait, why did you change your shirt? Oh, today. Okay. Yeah, I fell down the stairs.

I wanted to go down the stairs. So I opened the door and my, there was like no baby lock. at the top to prevent me from opening it. So I opened the door and took a step and then tumbled all the way down. Damn. I remember the very last part of falling down. I fell on my head. But I didn't get hurt.

My mom was crying. My dad was like, oh no. And that was it. I don't know what my dad was like. I just remember my mom being sad. I remember when I was a little kid. I was on top bunk.

I was on top bunk. And I peed off of the top bunk because I didn't know how to get down. So I peed off of it. And I was like, I was like aiming for like my toy box that I had. And I was like, I was just peeing in the toy box. So how did you ever get down?

I fell down Okay Yeah No that works I literally I forgot I was on the top bunk Because I fell back asleep Then I just fell off

Oh man You didn't have the guards on No No guard Holy shit Washington's different They moved Dave's Diffy Bras

Washington when they sleep their rocks That's why my skin Hard is a rock Wait how old are you when that happened Oh my god'd be like 22 8 Yeah

Yeah Hold on stop Before he moved to Austin I didn't know how to get down From the top bunk At eight Hey dude that's a pretty that's a a

they feel tall they feel really tall when you're just like that was that feeling where like you know you miss a step and you're like whoa it was kind of like that I can tell that Larry's never been on top of a bunk bed yes I have bullshit yes I have I always always want to be top bunks I want to climb

the little stair but you don't remember how tall they used to be it's scary it was no it was just like I always had like a fear that I'd see eyes looking at me through like the grails and the top bunk yep okay the only The only fear I ever had was like the thing breaking down. Oh, like in Step Brothers?

Yep. Well, actually, I didn't watch that step. Look up Step Brothers bunk bed collapses. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. You'll see. Step Brothers bunk beds. There it is.

It's right there. It's a really great scene. It's iconic as we say. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's Tanner. Oh, that is me. You do that every single Saturday, dude. I would love it if it snowed here and I'd have to shovel.

Yeah, right here. Here we do it. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Hey, I never asked you. This is Tanner. This is tenor here. Oh, shit. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit. It's work. It's so funny. There's blood everywhere. It's so bad. There's blood everywhere. Oh, why didn't you let us do that?

There's blood everywhere, man. It's so bad. Oh, no. You've never seen. This is. Dude, you have to watch that. Larry, this is by far one of the funniest movies I've ever watched. And viewers at home, if you have not seen Stepbrothers, please take the time.

I'm so sad because I didn't watch it when you guys watched it. I like, I don't remember what happened, but I think I probably probably full sleep. We were stone, stone cold sober laughing our fucking ass. We were stone cold. We were stone. We were stone out of our world. And that movie is just that funny. I'll be real.

I think I watched it 20 times in my lifetime. I would watch it again. And I still laugh at it. I would watch it again. so fucking funny, dude. It's just a classic. Just the Derek scene alone was enough for the Derek scene killed me. Yeah. Killed me.

Dude, it's so funny. This movie's great. It's flat. So flat. Don't you look good singing. You have to watch this. For anyone at home, you have to watch it. If you've not. I have to take some time and watch it. Take some time. What the fuck? I have to dedicate it. Light up the candles. All right, tonight we watch it. Warm water. Yeah, tonight we watch.

So it's a date. Look at a day Tanner, check your schedule. Your really busy schedule. So you're looking at my back hair in and hour. I got to grab a mirror and look at myself

and make sure I'm okay. Smile on the mirror for two hours. Tanner's schedule. Make cereal. Don't eat it. Running a straight line for two hours. Do a sobriety test sober so if you can pass it.

You're going to play basketball today? I'm gonna play I'm gonna play basketball He's been waiting for someone Asked that question Where did Yummy go? He went to blow his nose Oh god

Wait no he had to go to poop Reverend Part 2 here What do you do? No way he comes back He better He better We should all just leave the podcast He better come back

I was about to go get Huh You're ready to go get what I don't hear anything Is he talking? Oh he's talking Oh he's talking Whoa.

Oh, no. Well, anyway. Shut the fuck up. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. I think I can hear him. Hold on. Get out.

Oh, damn. Okay. Wait, can we do something real quick? I remember we did one bit where I was like, all right, let's try to make this sound of like New York. Like a busy New York, okay? Now let's try to do a busy Halloween night. Okay?

So the win. Blonde. Ding-dong. Check a dream. Get out of my life. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-N.

All right, kids. Oh, yeah, we have kick-hats and research. Mom, can we eat pizza? I've been dying to see you. All right, hold on now. Yummy's back. Yummy. You walked away to go blow your name.

nose and the last topic we saw with you we're going to bring this back around would you vaccinate your kids yeah were you back when there are babies yeah duh what do you mean i was i didn't know that was a controversial question yeah people are like vaccines give the kids autism that's why autism that's why autism exists well i sick doesn't have a vaccination when he's a kid he's exactly i can't speak i can't speak on that too much i know i'd skipped a few i don't know about all of them he's in one two skip a few 99 a hundred yeah pretty much yeah one two maybe not i could Now my mom didn't give me Um

Wait Fluoride Yeah The light Yeah That's like the dentist Is that light Oh

They do that in tap water Yeah They have fluoride They have They do have fucking Floorid and tap water But she Wait what

What's going on Buddy? What? Why'd you point out yummy Yummy? Yeah Were you there When I'll talk

About where I got a shot Because maybe you know A shot I got two I got two shots One in this knee And one in this knee At the same time

But when I was like Six years old You told me me that? No, I was asking if you know. Dude. Are you, do you have any idea? Yeah, you're gone. That's why I'm telling you right now. You know what that is? No. So when you were a kid, you got booster shots in the arm, right? Like as a baby? But then like growing up to like six or seven or actually even like 12. Oh, to prevent like tennis and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the growth growth growth, gross growth boosters. Is that what they're called? I don't think,

look it up. You fucking look it up. Oh my God. He has a name, dude. I think. I think you only do growth boosters if you're tiny like underdeveloped. Well the reason why Tanner said that is because I mean Tanner bend your knees real quick. I mean just show an example. He got two shots. Yeah, did they invert my legs? On those two knees right there. Like I literally

got a shot in my knee, both knees. And I don't know what it was. And I asked my mom and she couldn't remember. Oh, man. She's like, I don't know. She just has two shots for no reason. Maybe you were like tweaking over like a different area to get it and they just did it in your legs. I don't know. It might have been like maybe I just didn't know.

But I swear to God I had Band-Aids on my knees. It's to remind the body Well It's crazy It's crazy because they're talking about COVID But Immunity for the Yeah I mean

I don't think Help the immune system Boost You know what I'm gonna go and I'm gonna go get my Medical history When I was like six years old

And find out what that was Did they still have that? A hundred percent I did what I dislocated my shoulder My bad I dislocated my shoulder When I was like four

No you didn't Yeah my sister's would uh... My sisters would pin me down there's always some of my own there's always a sister in these tragedy

so here's what happened I was like a little little freak kid I was like hello everybody my sisters how do you are freak what the fuck that was pretty freaky

my sister my sisters were like torture me they would like poke my head like over and over again until I'm like stop

get off of me and then there's this one time where they took it too far they grabbed me and they were like swinging me around by my arms

oh my god and then they let go of one arm and then my shoulder popped out and I was like, ah! And then, yeah, so I dislocated my shoulder. I was like, mom, mom! And it was

it was like dangling there. So, older sisters can either be really, really kind and protective or they can be evil as well. No, they felt bad. And I was at the hospital, but you know how I fixed it? We didn't even have to pay. I fell off the doctor's bed and it popped back into place. Oh my fucking God.

Oh my God. Dude, I can imagine like, like, falling off bed. This scene would be so funny. If you're like looking at the ground, you're like, let me see this works. You're like scooting over like, you gave me a horrible memory. Really? Oh no.

When I broke my arm when I was in third grade, it was like, so I broke it, I broke my left from the third grade, both the bones and the arm broke. And then you know how like you just like you have arms and they don't feel like they have any weight at all? You just have arms. Yeah, you can control the whole thing. When the when they fucking break it feels like you have a million pounds in a skin sack of those Is it like when you fall asleep on your arm and then you're like looking out you're like why why why I hate that

But like imagine like everything that would just feel normal is like all being like all the weight is like here It feels like your entire art like dude dude I've never I've never dislocated I've never broken I'm so fucking deadly I'm scared as fuck that's that's how the hell did you break both of those bones? I brought both the boats in this arm and both the Did he literally like shatter? Like, literally like broke, like shatter fucking fracture. Was it just a clean? It was just a clean snap. Literally like a pencil broken.

What the hell did you do? So hold on. Like my arm linked was like this. And then when it was like when I, they took a picture on the pillow at the hospital, my fingertips were like back here because my arm was like this. Oh my God. So it collapsed. They were like, they were like literally up.

It was like this and then that. It was like a bridge on my skin. Oh my God. So how did you break it? So I was riding a skateboard down my driveway. And then I was always scared to go full speed from the top of the driveway down to the bottom. Because, you know, like, for draining, there's like that little dip. Yeah.

I made it over that. And I was like going right. And I was like, hell yeah, I made it past the point. I was scared of. Was there a really small rock? Pretty much. Damn it. There was a rock.

Like that size. Yeah. Right at the wheel? Yeah, it literally hit the wheel. And on the road, there was like a foot of just a white line from me hitting the rock. and it flung me forward, skateboard stopped, and I was like so, like, I was going fast. It was like the whole thing was downhill.

And I was coming, like, literally like I was going to land on my head. I mean, when I went to pull my arms out, it was so late. The back of my hand went on the road. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Lord have mercy on me. Excuse my language. I got to say something real quick, actually, because that's, oh, oh.

My dad's friend, or sorry, my friend's dad said that backwards. Before he would Like skateboard anything like or we would just play like in the in the driveway He would grab that big ass broom that like that's like outdoors He would just like broop yeah sweep the whole street I didn't know that And I was like why do you like I was wondering like why do that is believe it or not The one reason I never got into skateboarding

Was because I felt too many fucking Dude you didn't look at Tony Hawk You're like one Tiny rock in the road could ruin everything for me The worst part of that story was I was wearing my sponge mom Patrick, it was a red t-shirt, and they were sitting on a football field goal. Sick. And then, but to do, to fix my arm, they had to cut the entire shirt off my body because they

couldn't take it off. So they took scissors. They just cut the whole thing. No, no. Oh, no. That sucks. It's my favorite shirt. Oh, my God.

That's the worst part of the whole story. Yep. Is that you lost your favorite shirt? And I've never found it on the internet since. You can't find it. It's impossible. What was it called? It was just, it was just SpongeBob and Patrick sitting on a field goal.

It was a red t-shirt. Look up SpongeBob and Patrick. Okay, I guess I could do that. There's something about sitting here with a laptop that makes it look at this world that we're in It's like it just shows from the last This is crazy. This is gonna look up shirt. That's like when they broadcasted the football games Oh, ew I have that because it's their teeth all broken and shit

Why do you do you know what store could have been from? My guess would be Coles. No, it's like a hand me down So you guys know how those people ride like long boards and They've got those gloves with those pads on. I used to do that. Rapid crew. We have that. They go down like really, really steep hills and they use those pads on the grounds.

Yeah, they go, yeah, dude. I used to do that. You did not do that. I swear I did. But I could never get the hang of like actually using my hands to slide. You'd go fast? Yeah, I'd go downhill.

How would you stop? Um, I would just keep going. I wouldn't go down crazy hills because usually you have to stop by going and using the pucks. Yeah. But I would just do like, you had the pucks. I did have them.

I was trying to practice. He pulled out the name. He said pucks. He didn't say gloves. I think I believe him. Because you can make homemade ones or you put hockey pucks on gloves. Holy crap, dude. Oh, we were talking about the thing where you slide and you're sliding.

Yeah, you slide. And it's just like the hard part. So your hands are scared. But I never did it again after I fell and hit my head and got knocked out. Oh, hell no. Yeah, me neither. I never did it again. So for your shirt, your favorite shirt ever that we should figure out

how to get that. Were they just sitting there? That was just it. It was just them on a field goal, like a SpongeBob theme field goal? I don't really remember too much, but I'm pretty sure they're both sitting on a field goal,

like different sides of it. We'll find it at some point, but unless I'm like completely tricking. It's like lost media. This is the power of the internet. Like, you know when you get to like lose your dog and then you're like, let's just summon.

Let's summon. It's like that one thing we're like, I watched this one episode and I just don't remember like where it was home. Some of the viewers at home. This is like a rainbolt. This is like a rainbolt. call out where he's like, that's pretty weird.

Isaac, you would actually rock that. Did you guys rock this? Do you guys rock this? That'd be great. Patrick Star compression shirt would go ham. All right. For the listeners at home, we're looking for a red t-shirt. Sorry, it's just like a film.

It's detailed. Oh my God. I want to look. I'm gonna. Come on, man. Yami, are you okay with us doing a PSA? What's the PSA? The PSA is that we need help.

finding a red SpongeBob shirt in the field goal. It's got to be old. This was like 2005. Oh, it's old one. Oh, it's Vincent. If you see a red t-shirt or any other color with SpongeBob and Patrick on a field goal post, may look old or not. Send it to us and we'll take a look.

That'd be crazy. We actually get it. Listen, you could make, you could bring back some of Yummy's childhood. If you can do that for Yummy, look. Look how sad he is. Make a sad face quick. Oh, my God. Sarah, the Sarah song just said, in the arms of.

Angel movies. Now let them arcify away. Oh, you're watching Step Brothers while I was gone, bro. Just a little bit. Did you watch that before? What, stepbrothers? Yeah. Yeah, I love Stepbrothers.

Yeah, I love Stepbrothers. You know, the first time I saw Stepbrothers, I was like nine years old. You know, it's another good movie that I just remembered? Steps of Glory. That is. That's, me and my dad watched it. Is that Ben Stiller and, uh...

Yes. Oh, I've always seen. Dude, my brother. I haven't seen Blades of, my, my, my, my, my, we should have been watching this. No, Blaze of Glory is good. It's Owen Wilson. it's not Owen Wilson it's Will Ferrell it's own Wilson no click on it is that not Will Ferrell

it's Will Ferrell and wait hold on here on Newman I think that's the Napoleon Dynamite guy fuck no it is it is click on click on Jimmy John Heater click on Jimmy yeah that guy's like I got I thought the guy from Marley and me but maybe I'm wrong he's from Napoleon Dynamite yeah he's in Blades of Glory which one is he the main guy the best war bar so some dude oh my monster house no he's everywhere What the What the point? Napoleon Dynamite was the start.

Yeah, that was his first movie in a god and famous. I was thinking of a completely different I was thinking of Zoolander. Zoolander is good. Is that where the gas station seen in Zoolander? Kung Fu Rabbit.

Can we click on Kung Fu Rabbit? Kung Fu Rabbit? The legend of Kung Fu Rabbit. How long is this podcast right now? Oh, this podcast? Two hours right now. Oh shit. Yeah, we're at three hours.

Oh my God. It is 240. Yeah, because I got to go to a doctor's appointment. They have to go grab my balls. My balls! Your testicular. Don't grab them, Doc. They're so lucky.

I'll take one thing. Tell me about it. We haven't hit an hour yet. Figure out how to tell a two-minute joke. Yeah, but I got to go. Figure out how to tell a two-minute joke. A two-minute joke? Yeah.

Isaac, if you need to go, we could just stay back here. That's true. You know what I can go use the bathroom and not come back to the podcast. Yeah, where'd you go? You're in the bathroom? I got to use the bathroom now. I'm going to go to your bathroom. I'm going to find out.

Oh Just don't go use Tanner's dude You'll never come out Yeah it's a portal It's a time It's a port For the listeners at home

Isaac's going to the bathroom I have to go to the bathroom Bro you know what I was thinking about What are you thinking about Sorry I burnt That was gross Would lean be good in Sprite Yeah

I guess it would You know what Lean is good with And Tanner Tanner figured it out It was with vodka Yeah It's awesome with it And then I put Sprite in it

To make it bubbly Yeah It's a crazy drink It's a pretty good mixer Yeah Sprite lean I do caffeine free Because I don't want caffeine

and out. Bye, Isaac. Yeah. Bye, Isaac. Bye. I'm talking, so my camera's activated on your half moon butt. Moon butt. Read all about it.

Yeah, no. I think that with Sprite, it could work. Yeah. We need, dude, we need to grab, like, a section of the house and make, like, a little bar area, but it's all game or something shit, and we have a skeleton guy. We have a skeleton guy there, and we just test it. Wait, what about a video, and we, like, test, like, what liens good with? If you want to watch that, dude, we'll all just have some, like, bartenders. What do you think?

What do you think? We'll have a little. Mix it with thick water. Like, you know, the thick water. Thick water, Sprite, alcohol. Oh, come on. Beer. Come on, baby.

Beer. What beer do you like? Coffee? Coffee. More caffeine. Coboo. I felt it. That was like our figure hairs touched together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little atoms were like, like. I don't like beer. I don't like beer either. It tastes like piss water. I did. There was once I'm in Vegas, a fond memory where I, like, put on slides with no socks. I had on, like, cargo shorts.

And I forced myself to go outside grill and have a beer. That's quite fond. That's a bad ass. It's a quite fun. I was like, dad today. Did you mow the lawn? No, we had fake grass.

Wait, I want to be a dead. You had fake grass? Hey, leave it alone. Fake grass is like, Vegas, you can't have real, I mean you can, but it's so hard. Is it because the irrigation and watering and water is like so needed there? It's because there's always a drought.

And then when water comes, it's a flash flood. And then there's water sanctions. Like, you can only water your yard? Can I ask you a question? A couple times a week. How the fuck is there a drought when you guys have some of the biggest water fountain shows in like the entire world on the strip?

Do the water founts in your area are like, Well, Lake Mead's been drying up. I mean, you've seen that, right? Just pour water in it. Look out Lake Mead dry, like... Spitting it. Look how much it's dried out. Like what?

Lake Mead. I got a fart, dude. Okay, hold on. Let me ask you a question, yummy. Why do we say mead instead of med, like lead? We don't say lead. Oh, we do say lead. Holy shit.

Yeah. Like meadow. Think about meadow. Meadow. Never mind. All right. I didn't mean to. Lead.

Go ahead. So Lake, Lake Mead is drying up. Lake Travis is also drying up. Unless they're, unless they're taking water out. Look at 2020 to 2022. It's right below it in this picture. Can I go to the bathroom? Holy moly.

Yeah. Okay, I'll be back. Wait, that looks like it's filled up more. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Well, I hope it is. Oh, they are rising again. Hey, everyone's like spitting in it. Is it rising again now, like 2024?

Uh, 20, we look at 2020, 2020. 24 and it looks It looks empty It looks pretty empty Are those giant like turbines or something? I don't know It's like a lot of hydroelectric power Comes from Lake Mead I believe

Yeah and I think there's a water supply Or that could be from Hoover Dam I honestly don't know I just know Vegas is very advanced with that type of shit And we need Lake Mead You know something I want to get over I have a fear I have a fear of deep water And I really would like to get over that

fear by going like deep diving. I feel like having a scuba tank, scuba gear. I feel like first step to get over that would be swimming in a lake. A really deep lake. I don't fuck with lakes. I don't fuck with lakes. Lakes are fucking terrifying, dude.

Lakes can have bodies. They can have fish that can bite you. I remember I had a weird experience. I wasn't horrible. It's some honestly God it's some pussy shit. But I was swimming out far from wherever I was. I forgot where I was and I just remember something like literally like nibbled on my toe and that that was like my

was my first and only land last strike and I just left the beach and I was like I don't want to get back in the water dude I'm scared something grab me and then it didn't like hurt it was just like it felt like a fish like I was like oh and I guess I'm lucky because I have had the opportunity to be like in the ocean a lot and I've gone snorkeling I haven't gone like full scuba diving or anything but I've gone snorkeling with like flippers and everything I've like jumped off of like boats like deep in the ocean Oh hell yeah

Not speed boats right Just normal boats No just like boats Just like where like fishing boats Like a private fishing boat Right I don't know nothing too crazy But like

Actually when I was a kid It's called Castaway Keys It's a part of Disney We went on a Disney cruise When I was like five And you actually can get in the water And you can go snorkeling And they it's kind of creepy

Actually look at it out At Disney Bro it's creepy because like it's so old now look up castaway keys uh mickey statue they have like underwater statues uh yeah is like roasted now oh god yeah it's kind of creepy because of how old they are but you just go snorkeling in the ocean um it's cute it's pretty shallow and they just have like a whole bunch of like little disney so it's oh i see so i did that when i was five i like got a picture with a dolphin and he'll that's cute on the cheek i got to say my oh my my closest call is to

ever dying have always been related to water. The first memory I have where I was just so death, like, so scared was when I was at a pool party and I got pushed into the deep end of the water by this little fucking girl who I... I don't even know who it was, but damn!

So I got pushed in and all I remember was everybody else was looking at me but nobody was coming in and helped me at all except for my mom. And that was like my mom was the only person that ran to me and picked me up and nobody else was checking up on me. I was like, damn. All these fucking people are fake.

I almost got drowned. I tried to, you know, no, really. I tried helping save somebody. Oh, yeah. And then I got drowned with them. And I was like, wow. Never saved someone again. It's scary, dude.

I almost got drowned because me and my friend were like, you know when you're like fighting somebody in the pool kind of? Like you're just like guys, like middle school. Yeah. Like boys and like you're being rough housing in the pool. Yeah. And then out of nowhere, it just starts going too far. Yeah.

Like someone hits too hard and they take it like personally. That's what happened to me. And he was like three. years older than me and I was underneath the water in a headlock for like I don't even know how like probably like 40 seconds Jesus dude oh my god yeah I mean like it's pretty bad when you have like because I I didn't have like a sibling to like rough house with like that type shit but I had cousins who were like brothers that would and they had a pool and like watching them throw each other into the pools and like belly flopping onto each other and like wrestling underwater and like holding them

underneath. I was scared to fuck with them because I didn't want to like, you know, and they were older than me by a few years too. Yeah. Like,

I think the age gap was like eight years. That's crazy. So like I didn't, they probably knew not to mess with you then. Yeah. My friend's only brother used to do the alligator death roll. He'd literally pull his younger brother down in the bottom of the pool.

And then start rolling. Oh my. Dude. I would cry and not come home. That's like the worst. Oh my God. That's fucking horrible. I was just thinking about this.

Remember when like we were kids and we'd hear someone was in high school and we were like, Holy shit, that's crazy. And then you hear when you're still that young and you're like, I mean, you hear like someone's in college and you're like, whoa. Yeah. Like you're in college. We used to think they were like so old.

And now like we're past college. Well for me, it was middle school. I was like that kids in middle school. Well, dude, now like someone that's like really young is going to look at us and be like you're out of college. Well, I, you know what? I saw a video about this actually recently where it was like a middle age dude going through like his like day to day.

Yeah. And he was probably like 30s or whatever. And people were asking him like, do you need to help cross the street? Do you want to use your senior citizen discount? Like all this stuff? And he was just like confused. Right. And like at the end of the video, they like took a picture of him for his birthday.

And he went from like young to like on the phone. He was like really old. And it was just kind of showing you that like you're going to feel young, like way younger than you actually are like your whole life. Like you're never going to. Because like for me, I do, I do feel like I feel like I'm like 20 still. Right. Right. I feel like I'm 13 right now still. Well, that's like, good.

Tanner. Tender wakes up, Cacks his lunchbox, goes to school. I'm not gonna lie, sometimes you act like it. We do get lunchable, oh shit, he just grew up. Oh, he just went to middle school. And I'm still 13. Yeah, how cool would be like,

oh, no, no, you have a fucking gun, you... Like Tom and Jerry. Yeah. Can you get that, please? Do that video, that video is so fucking funny. Look at like, I think it's like, Tom and Jerry smooth or something. Jerry flirt.

Oh, it's. Is that when he was flirting with the pretty cat? It was right. But we need the guy talking over it. It's this. It's definitely the... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's a muggy.

There she is. Oh, here we go. Oh, is this that... Oh, hello, Matt. Look how cool, this is Nick of Tom. It's me walking up to a little... Wait, hold, but this is... So cold.

Look, boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. What's up? Me going to smoke the sea. I do, mom. In one hand.

Flip it. Flip it. Yep. Let the mouse lick it. Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch, look this shit. Boom, throw it in the air, pop up with the fire.

BOW! One pool, nigga. I'm done with it. Throw it away. Howdy, bitch. Howdy, bitch? One pull, boom. Oh, boom.

Let the little round rhythm. Howdy. Let the rat lick it. Oh, hold on, Dracula flow. What do you guys know about this shit? This shit ain't nothing to me, man. Oh my god, I remember watching this video when it was at 70,000 views Really? What happened? Yeah, he blew up. This is the biggest guy of all time. Yeah, he's huge. I saw him

Why did I see him? I showed you guys this video months ago Did you? I played it. Yes, we were at Taco Bell Drive-Thru. And I started shit we were at a drive-th through. Yeah, I was gonna say what's that? The DMT cart? Yeah, when he took it in like the CS match he's like Breakthrough I'm gonna hit it but I'm not gonna break through. Oh, here we go.

Hold on, nigga. I'm hitting it. Not enough to break through. Not enough to break through. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Is it really that fast? Yeah. Oh, he's freaking out, man. Yeah. It's, uh, it's with him, I'd say like 15. seconds. That's so crazy. How long is it last? Fifteen minutes.

Oh my God, but it feels probably like... It could feel like years. It's got the same like mental effect that you get from a dream. Not enough to bring through. You dream for a few minutes and then it feels like hours. When I get arrested where I look up how to get DMT right now.

DMT would be like I mean usually it's not like years. It's mostly like hours or whatever but it's also kind of like an inconceivable amount of time that you're like in there. Because person to person. Well how do I How do I know? How do I know I'm not living that Finn and Jake sort of conundrum? How do you not know you're still in that like at Isaac's place at Isaac's place right now, dude?

Oh my God. I'm in Isaac's basement right now, realistically speaking. You're coping. You built out the reality that you want in your head to make you feel better. And then I'm going to see a lamp. I'm going to see a lamp that's like looking a little off that I'm going to realize. Did you know about that story? No.

No. You should look it up. There was a guy that was in, it was either a home. Like a psychosis, like a drug, Co-a on YouTube or on Google. Just on Google, I think you can look up like coma, lamp looking off or something like that. And it was basically

like this guy Uh, it was like, yeah, it was a- parallel life walking by a lamp. Yeah. That was a long story. But I don't know what R-slash is this because I hope it's not like R-slash-R-slash-R-slash-Glitch in the Matrix.

Okay. Well, it was like this story of a guy that like had an entire life in like he was like 30 years old. He had like a wife and kids and he was just in a coma. And he was just in a coma. And he was the only, reason that he found out he was in a coma was because like a lamp looked like off yeah wait hold on here we go i stopped eating and i left the couch i only used the bathroom at first soon i

stopped that too as i wasn't eating or drinking i started at fucking oh i started at the fucking lamp for three days before my wife got really worried she had someone come and try to talk to me by this time uh what does that say call me my cause i don't know zoom in what oh my bed bro i mean Just yeah well no I'm seeing I'm My cog Cognizance I guess Was breaking up

And my wife was freaking out She took the kids to her Dude it's okay He's like retelling this like it happened Have you ever Sorry this is like Caviop But it's like the same thing

Have you ever had like So many micro details In a story or like what Like how is that even possible What I mean Like you Sorry in a dream Like

Imagine like You feel like you're in a two hour long dream But usually dreams are kind of like this grand picture type thing that you feel. Right. Have you ever woken up and remembered like so many micro details where you almost like scattered? Yeah but yeah. How can my brain even make that come up with them? Put it all together map it out. When I first started taking Zoloft I had a crazy dream and I remembered every single detail and we had to like carry a pirate ship across the water because it wouldn't work. And grunk I think crashed like a minivan and everybody ran because there's like cocaine inside the minivan.

It's stuff like that. It is stuff like that. It is stuff like that. And then I ran away, but they caught me. And they were trying to like, who has the cocaine? I was like, I don't know. And then my mom was like, why would you do that? And I was like, I don't know. That's like the nightmare.

Yeah, no, it was a nightmare. I remember every detail. But imagine, like, in my head, like, for an example, like, imagine you needed like canoe across the lake. A lot of people, that's all they would remember. But like, you're getting in the canoe. You see a red ore, a green or a blue ore. You choose the blue ore. And then you're like, it's like, why do you think is like that even have?

Like, why does it? I've had that happen a lot. Why is your brain doing that without you even trying to think of it? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of studies on dreams. It's crazy. It's so fucked up.

By the way, I was just about to get to like the peak right here because he said she took the kids for her mother's house just before I had an epiphany. The lamp is not real. The house is not real. My wife, my kids. None of that is real. The last 10 years of my life are not fucking real. The lamp started to grow wider and deeper and it was inverted dimensions.

It took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red. I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises, and I became aware of pain. A fucking shit ton of pain. The first words I said were, I'm missing teeth, and I opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know. Lots were freaking out, and I was completely confused. Oh, my God. At some point, a cop scooped me up, dragged, walked me across the sidewalk, and grass and threw me face down in the back.

Oh, my God. At the back of the cop car and I was still confused. I was taken to the hospital by the cop Seems that he didn't want to wait for the ambulance to arrive And gave CT scans and shit Dude I went through about three years of horror depression I was grieving the loss of my wife and children

And dealing with the knowledge that they were They never existed I have heard of this Oh my god dude This is fucked up Yeah well yeah that is insane Yes Like it also makes this like

Okay it's insane But it's just like my curiosity of like how crazy your brain can like manipulate you to make you like it's almost in that same thing where like you know how adrenaline can almost make you like almost superhuman yeah it's like crazy that that's a possibility that shit is wild brother yeah brother yeah i wasn't sure if this was like real thing or not but i just remember hearing about it and i was like that's pretty interesting that's wild dude but yeah it's kind of crazy to be that like you could Like what I was mentioning before about the Finn and Jake complex, it's like there's just really sad picture where like, uh, Finn is laying in bed in a coma and you just see like the thought bubble and he's like running around happy with his dog.

Oh yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We're like Jake's like all stretching and shit. Yeah. I remember that theory. And then on the side of the bed in the hospital is like Jake that's just a regular dog. Wasn't that like a creepy pasta?

Look it up. I'm pretty sure. Let's look up Finn and Jake coma. And you just go to images I'm sure it's there Yeah It's like a sad picture It was uh was it like

It's gonna make me cry Don't look at it No yeah It's right here dude Finn Jake theory Oh wait Oh yeah Yeah they're crying about it

Oh that's Bima We're not sure if you'll ever wake up Isn't that so sad dude Bebo was the machine That was like helping out The dog was worried And he was oh my goodness That's horrible

No that didn't happen Oh okay This episode though where Jake like lost his mind That's a good episode That was a scary episode Yeah

What if what if like When I go and look at Tanner's back Here in like 30 minutes It's like squeaky clean And I'm like Hmm You see your reflection That's off

That's off And it could soon as me And then I wake up Tanner struggling And like bend his knees I'm like why And then you're in an actual dream Because like one day

I'm just like sitting like this Like that's not right He doesn't do that And then I'd be like What do you mean? What do you mean? and I'd freak out I mean guys

we just gotta love life dude this would be a crazy conversation of grung was here I'll be honest drunk could be liking it oh yeah oh yeah grunk would be deep in that mouth

how long grunk would be playing with his bangs he'd be like yeah honestly that's so crazy you're like in all the manners yeah you know everything the grunk mythology

mhm grung be like he'd be like this he'd be playing with his like bangs with the back of his hands I've watched adventure time I think seven times you've watched it a lot lot. I know you've done like reruns. I've done reruns almost every year. I'm pretty sure for like seven

years. Just about. Right. That's always a good time though. It's a good. It's always around, um, end of the year like holiday like Christmas time. That's always the vibe. And we have not watched over the garden wall in a while. Can I mean? That's the next run. It is the next run. Can I tell you guys something that's going to save you a lot of time. It's up gangster. If you guys fuck with Avatar, the last airbender, do not watch the last airbender, the new live action. Dude, I think there's been four live actions and they all been horrible. The first one was

a movie and it was dog shit. And then now they have this one and it's horrible. I can't watch it. There's a fly on my computer. Sorry, I looked on that story. The fly was not really actually. Yeah, I was about to say like, who. What if the fly goes this way and it goes onto your screen? What if you tried to, what if it was the mouse and it was like,

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I'm out of this podcast. Bye, guys. Thank you for watching. Thank you, everybody. you guys later.