The Group Chat - #103 - TANNER DID WHAT??

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

I'm not kidding you when I say that this was the most I've ever laughed editing this podcast LMAO | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Welcome back My name Welcome back My name My name Markipli welcome back Group Group chat Dude chat

Dude chat Podcast Get the hell out of here Broly I did not know you were committing to the same bit of starting

Yeah I thought you were gonna go on further than that I thought you were doing something else And you're like No dude that shit was like It was like Oh Wait, do we start? This was like, what?

Yeah, that was a start. We're already in it, dude. We're trapped in. We're in. You can't pee, you can't poop. You can't do nothing. You're in, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast episode.

102. 103. 103. 103. 102. Today we are joined. Don't throw that. Don't throw that.

Don't throw that. Don't throw those. Did he throw a gang sign? Oh. Drunk. My fault. I was just holding up threes. Maybe like this.

Is that bad? Were you thrown up these? I don't know. That's like the devil. That's just counting dude that's the okay sign that's okay just counting look this is devil what's this? Don't throw those up dude don't do those everybody don't throw up through it too not you don't throw these up dude oh dude you're doing Lama are you kidding me sorry listeners we're holding a red pajama hold up your thumb hold up your pointer in your pinky

Lama Lama red pajama go up here teachers and do this guys guys have you ever have you ever tapped into manifesting ever. Life could be true. No, but I've read about it. Manifesting, it works. I don't tell you why. I don't pursue, I attract. Are you talking about like, are you talking about like the law of attraction where you think things and you like keep on manifesting like that type of thing or is there some of

like, what do you mean? What? Larry? I'm talking about, okay, so I had two Kim tests that I took with. that I thought I was going to fail on both of them. Before I took the chemistry test, I wrote down like, like 20 plus times,

I will pass my chem exam, I will pass my chem exam, I will pass my chem exam, et cetera, and it worked. Like, I did study at the same time, but like willpower and manifesting. Let me tell you about the power of your mind, grunk.

It's not like manifestation is like the earth's bringing you, the energy. You're producing the energy within yourself. And whatever way you convince your mind, that you could do it, that's your manifest. I'm gonna be real.

I'm gonna be, you sound like you're about to promote like lines May I add to that? I will manifest right now. I will buy lean. I will buy lean. You will buy lean.

You will buy lean. You will buy lean. You will use co-group. You will use co-group. You will use co-group. You will use co-group. But this is what I'm going to say. Here's what I'm going to say really quick.

Just to like caveat off that grunk or not to caveat, just go off of it really quick. it's like in the same way where like let's say like the pinnacle of like physicality is like becoming a professional athlete right dude what the hell is going on now hold on let's say that's the pinnacle right of being your professional athlete that's like peak physical human being Olympian you know there's not a single one of them who thought they couldn't do it you know what I mean right yeah like to get to that level it's all about that mindset yeah man that's what I'm saying like put yourself in the mindset where you will pass like there's a study on this actually Mamba mentality.

If you put yourself in the mentality that you will do good on an exam, you'll do pretty good on the exam. The only people who do that are the ones you believe. Do you think it's like a facade of confidence that overshadows the possibility of overfitting? It could be, but it works. Perhaps it aids. It's something. See, you know what it is? What hinders people from pursuing anything is fear, right?

Lack of action. That fear of failing. And like if you just push through, dude, you're going to fail so many times. But who cares? Steve Jobs is afraid to fail. Guys, guys. The point of the. living is to learn and grow and learn from your mistakes.

Like, come on. Booia, booja, shakabab. Yeah, but we are making a big mistake right now by not mentioning the fact that today, as you guys are watching this, there is a new Egypt drop and you can get a free tub. Or no, is a free tub? Yeah, it's a free flavor of, is it free? What is it? I think it's like a free shaker cup.

I'm going to check right now. He's like, is it free? No, I know there's something for free. Oh, okay. Yeah, the new Egyptian wifu cup is going to be free with a purchase of lean. Don't looker in the eyes. Wait, with the purchase of lean? Don't look her in the eyes. Don't look at every flavor, but we don't say that.

We just say lean. Yeah, because you guys need lean. Yeah. Look, we really need to sell out. We're at what, 72. I think a big order came in. 72 million order, Kavid. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you, Jeff B. Whoever that is. Can I talk about what I really do have a question for you, Isaac? Okay. And I want to ask us on the podcast. I know, yeah. Were you being honest in the group chat that that was one of the funniest things that I said in like, ever?

I was on the toilet and I sat and I started laughing. I did that little giggle where like everything on my body was moving like on the toilet as I was saying that. That's weird. Well, I looked at my phone and there's like six messages from Nick like spread out a little bit over hours. And then the last message I saw was like this group, you really out of life for me? This chat for the first half of the day is like sending a ping into outer space. Which is true because around 11 like three. Four hours after he's that round 11 and then one and then two, Tanner, Yami, and me all responded like, like that.

It was just funny. It's just like sending a ping into outer space and made me giggle. Thinking about like I'm an alien. And I'm like, oh, yes. Just waiting for such short feedback. You're like still like going through another planet. You're like, let me see if this one works. Exactly, dude.

You raised your hand, Tanner. Oh, okay. I didn't. Wait, if you were an alien, what kind of, uh, fam- Like, what kind of planet? Mute Stunner. What? That's what? That's what? That's what? What? Nuk Stunner? Mute Stunner. Oh, mute. Okay, wait, hold. This is a fun game. You're an alien. You got to pick, like, lifestyle on your planet. Like, what kind of stuff do you guys do? Name's already taken. He has them all. Ah, shit. Okay. Yeah, yeah. What would I say? Mute Skinner? I don't know.

No, he has all our names in his phone. Our name's, in his phone are alien names. Oh, that's like a one-time bit that stuck for, like, over a year. It was a one-time bit that was not a bit It was just my way of living Oh my bad Yeah, it's his life I feel like if I was an alien I'd live on a mountain near a river And we'd fish a lot

And like Dude aliens don't need to fish I live underwater Why not? How do you know that Why would they? How do you know that though How are they gonna eat dude?

You're glowing dude Are they gonna get energy from the solar? Yeah they're adopting you right now As we speak Give me shout out I think aliens Don't need food You think they moved

You said that like It's a controversial thing Because it is, like, I'll stand by that until I die. Until the day I fucking die. I think they could go for some, like, nutrients from, like, you know, space. They're, like, he's a Nathan's hot dog. I think they've probably harnessed the way that plants work in photosynthesis. Like solar?

Like photosynthesis? Photosynthesis. I believe they're able to get any nutrient they want just from, like, skin contact. Let's play your game. Let's go through little hypotheticals. Who would go first? I'm a mountain-dwelling fisherman. You're an alien.

Make, come on. That's just like a human. That's just like a human. That's just, okay. Then I'm a Saturn ring hopping freaky little footlover. Okay. Freaky.

Freaky. You're freaky little footlover. Yeah. Okay. Freak Trot. I make, I'll be, I'll be workshop alien making ray guns.

Okay. Okay, that's cool with them. All right. I'll be, I'll be like an alien that lives among the people of New York City as though a normal human. Like me, but I'm not and I'm doing my research about it. Right.

Right, right. He's getting deep. Right. I'll, um... I'll kind of be with you, with you, Grunk. I'll just be like Tony Stark. But like... You can't just like choose the coolest guy in the world while we're all like...

I'll be like the most genius. I'll be like that. And then I'll also be an alien in New York. Be the richest most genius guy. Yeah. Yeah, and I'll... But I'm an alien, so... I've been on a marvel's like spree.

I've been watching them in order. Me? What? You a Marvin? Oh, it's my turn. I'm gonna be like a little green guy. Who like serves like the first defense of the galaxy like a little green guy Uh, named Gleth. No name what's his name? What's the feature on the other you just stealing these? Tanner help me out future on a guy

Yeah, my name will be I'd be a raccoon that got like adopted Oh and I hang out with the tree I'll join Batista I love no no no no trees a Fred Oh no, fuck what's his name like root with a G in front of it? Shit, look up Futurama Alien. Oh, you're talking about. You're talking about the guy. Zoidberg.

No, it's Zoidberg. No, I'm talking about the little green guy. When did Grunk get so sleigh? What the fuck? Hell yeah, grunk. You look like Willy Wonka, but like the Johnny Depp version. I look like that. That's exactly what Johnny Dip would effing say on this podcast right now.

You look like that bitch. Is that alkaline water that you're drinking? I look like that bitch. No, I'm drinking, I'm drinking Gatorade. I had it, it was pretty good. Sponsored by Gatorade Water. It's like weird. It tastes like watered down something, but let's finish the alien prepostery.

Let's Hayter go because Isaac don't know aliens, bro. I'll be. Yeah, he don't know the damn thing. I'll be a plutonian. You would be. That's so lame. No, no, I'll take a vow of silence. Dude, you and this fucking valve silence you've been talking.

We watch Hangover 3 and he won't shut the fuck up about it. He watched the dude to the fucking valve silence like a monk. I'll do it for two years. nobody will hear word and would you really what's up yeah I will I'll do right now look all right well that's it well we didn't go there he goes that 10 or letters 5 could you do me the honors and look up green alien future I forget this fucking name green alien future my guess it can I guess the name it's gonna be uh it's like zip glip zip zip zap hey that brand again there it is that's kiff croaker hip I hate that guy that guy does

that's me that's the worst character I'll be lure I'll be lure and you can be uh Lur's wife. Hey, we have people to thank. Yeah. Who? Do we? Everybody that bought shit. God and Jesus. Well, them too sure. Oh yeah. Jesus too. Thank you Jesus. And thank you. Thanks J.C. for rocking the group chat merch. Yeah. Yeah. It came really fast. It came really fast. Instantaneously. Like one day. It was like two or two days. Five days. Yeah, most people.

I was going to say that we need to thank some people on Yummy's behalf because they did end up finding Yummy's shirt. Oh yeah. No, that blew my mind. I don't know how you guys found that. Shout out there's like so it's funny. There's two different ones and I don't know for sure which one it is But it's one of the other sponge bob there is I'm one minute ago one minute ago It is really sweet shit this is a minute two thirty two wow is one of the two that it really could be the other one is the exact same shirt But it has the rebels text is just a different they like had a sports I don't know what they did they they like teemed up with like college football teams and just changed the

text or something. I mean, I would pay so much money to see you in that shirt. I looked at all the sizes. The biggest ones is an adult medium. There's no fuck. That's like Larry's size. I'll wear it. I'll have your hair. I'll cut it and then I'll just like... Yeah, get a wig and I'm like, yeah. Well, why don't we get it and then we can just

reprint it? I want to get it and I want to hang it up on my wall. You want to hang it up in your... Oh, you want it. How are you put in a glass case? Yeah, like it's a jersey. Yeah, sign it. with the lie above it. The broken, I put in quotations

the broken arm. Hey, you know who could sign it? You know who can sign it? You don't need to stop. The, uh, the casters that did the Super Bowl

from the SpongeBob. Oh yeah. They can sign it. Finn Diesel and, uh, Fin Diesel. Billy Fishlish or whatever. Billy Fish Lye.

And I fish. Yeah. I fish. Uh, whatever. Larry the law. Is she coming to Fortnite or what? She's coming to Fortnite?

Yeah, she is a model. Yeah. There's a model already. Wait, Billy Irish? Yep. Yeah. Wow.

Well, in today's news or this week's news And I don't know who's actually caught up on this I know Yummy's really not too much But this is down Yummy's alley though Kling. Kendrick Lamar Dissed Drake And I mean if I'm being honest

I listen to all six minutes of it and it was really good Are we talking? I'm also a number one Drake hater So I'm sorry, hold on, when did this come out? Today like two hours ago Yeah, why the hell do you not drop? Drop what? He took him 16, 17 days to drop, dude.

He's made. Thank you, bro, for explaining the truth. Every Friday, from what I've known. No, I mean, somebody made a good point. They were like rat beefs last for years. I was like, yeah, that's true. They're going to be hating each other for years. Well, in the, I can actually just pull up the lyrics,

but he basically just said, I hate the way you walk. I hate the way you dress. He literally just said, I hate you. Everything about you sucks. It's real. It's real. It's when I read it like, like, what is it? What is it?

Impact, poetry, improv, poetry? Oh, oh, you're talking about, um, slam poetry? Slam poetry. Slam poetry. Okay, go ahead. All right. It's all about love and hate. But let me say, I'm the biggest hater.

Just hater. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way you dress. I hate the way you sneak this. What else you hate? We hate the bitches. You fuck. Oh!

Because they confuse with real women. Oh my God. Notice I said we. It ain't just me. And that's how the culture feeling. Kendrick Lamar on Drake's biggest piss hate I. That is a few lines of six minutes of hatred. The next lines are, I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Rap beef is coming back like crazy way. Yeah, because they are like, all-st, dude. Now the next step is to rat beef in real life in front of each other. You got groups, like, behind it.

So, like, eight-mile. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Parents have a real good marriage. And then they'll both sides. I can grab orange with banana. Born, Nana. I can run.

Wait, did we see, did you listen to Chris Brown shit? Oh, yeah. On, yeah, about takeoff? Yeah. Yeah. And then Cuevo, do you see Cuevo show, like, two days after? He didn't Chris Browell's tickets? That's what they buy the ball?

They're saying. That's what they're saying. Dude, there was like four people on a Cuevo concert. That would be a terrible. That would be crazy. People were finding me like, okay, is he winning, though? Like, in the middle of Connecticut, though? Like, how many fans does anybody have in Connecticut?

Like, three? I know I have four. I think I have one in Connecticut. Guys, type one if you're from Connecticut. Type one if you from... One, one, one. I would say that a Cuevo concert would sell out fast than a Chris Brown right now.

It didn't even sell out. He performed in front of like four people. Maybe not 10 years ago. Dude, I don't know. Like, how could you like Chris Brown? He like beat a woman. Yeah, he's horrible. He's on his side.

Yeah, everyone was like, dude, just wouldn't even Chris Brown. So did John Jones. He was breezy. He was breezy. Eddie? John Jones? Yeah.

I don't understand that. John Jones also, he's a fighter. He's a fighter. And then hit up, like, what is wrong? He also, like, I'm pretty sure he also is getting called out for being closeted gay. Dang. Did anyone hear that?

People need to wake up. I'm being serious. Wait, go. Tell me about it sassy, drunk. Bro. I don't understand. Why would you ever hit a woman? Sorry, man.

If you're like a trade fighter, like, your body's like a weapon, bro. You are a trained weapon to kill. That's bad. And you punch. You need to go to therapy. You need to shut up and go to therapy. Do you think all six of those can beat up John Jones together?

Who's that? Who's John Jones? He's a fighter. He's like one of the best MMA fighters, like, Heavyweight ever. Listen, we couldn't beat up John Jones together. I mean, maybe,

oh my God. We'd have to strategize really hard. I would think... Can we beat up Patrick Starr? We need... Tater, you gotta go for his legs. You got to grab him hard.

I can grab him. You got to grab his legs up. Yeah. Alligator death roll him. And then Larry, you're going to have to climb on his back and put him in a chokehold. Oh.

You can't use knives. Can't use weapons. I think... No, my fingernails. Got out like punch his core. I'll poke his eyes out. Dude. Nick's going to go for the upper

Oh my god, you'll be the silent scalper. I don't want to be it. Oh my god, yeah. The silent scalper. Make the face. I became a criminal one night. We were watching a movie. Yeah, he was like, I was like sitting down watching this movie.

I was like, it goes, all it's quiet like, and I go. I was like, I was like, whistling. I was like, we were watching like a horror movie about a killer. You're in so much pain. You can't scream. Yeah. Dude, Larry's face made me laugh until my head. Which one?

Immaculate, you guys watch that one? Dude, that's the one every... Okay, is it good or no? I thought it was pretty good. With a movie like immaculate. It's a satisfying watch, I'll say. I want to put you on. The first Omen was very good.

So was Sister of the Cloth, which is on Netflix right now. Sister of the Cloth. I thought it was Sister Death. I'm sorry. Sister the cloth. They're nuns. They're nuns. It is.

I swear to God. It is not. It is not. Nunn-Porn. Sister of the cloth and what? Nunn-Porn. It's sister-death, I'm sorry, not Sister of the Clause. He's not addressing.

That's literally Nunn Porn. You're not addressing it. What are you talking about? Sister of the cloth is nun-porn. First Omen. What? Dude, if I look at... If I look it up,

If I look it up right now. Stepsister... I dare you. Look up Sister of the Claw. Who's is this? Making a movie about Nunnpoor is just a weird move. See, look, she's getting back shots. What?

She's praising the Lord. She's dedicating her life. That's a basketball. That's a basketball team. the cloth basketball. Brooklyn, New York. Yo, shout out. That's badass. If anyone's in Brooklyn, New York, look up since from the cloth and go to one of the games.

Go to the games. Let us know. I'm dunking on his history in the cloth. I don't think so. I don't watch in a lot of Marvel and they destroyed New York City. Here you go with your William. Thanks for that's true. That's a lot of watching. How many fatalities?

Iron Man 3 and he was like having anxiety attacks because of the New York City attack. Dude, you're so hefted up. We were just talking about like, horror movies. Well, hey, in some way, in some way, that could be pretty scary if aliens were to attack. New York. Dude, what?

Shut that. That giant, um. Dude. Whoa. Where did that come from? I'll leave this podcast. Tell me how. I get it. No one wants to hear about Avengers. Okay. How old is died? Spoiler alert. Hey!

I was going to watch it tonight. After you suggested it. After you suggested it. Oh, can I make a PSA? Yeah. Public service. This is the single worst drink ever made. Oh,

it's Gator-a-light, dude. Yeah, hell of the god. Oh, my God. It tastes like salt. Public hits like the calories. Grunk, that's what that's, Pia-like, that's what that is, grunk.

It's supposed to hydrate you. Grunk, it's supposed to taste a little salty. That's what that is. It's electrolytes. Yeah, which I maybe didn't consider when I bought it, but it's bad. Oh, wait, yeah. You're not supposed to drink that unless you're like,

you have a hangarie. over your little sick stuff like that is it is the square bottle yeah yeah well basically drinking I be a light I had no I had the same thing last night and I was like what the fuck and then I look at I'm like oh this is electrolytes dude yeah no fucking wonder like electrolyte drinks suck ass dude it's like salt water balls okay yummy I saw that it like almost hit me in the tip that was that was a crazy shot I just threw it up that's randomly I'm not gonna lie oh was that an eraser listeners at home yeah just threw a

basketball and he's Oh, that's like a magnetic cup. That was cool. This past weekend, I went paintballing. Really? And that was really fun. When did you do that? Sunday.

Did you win? I invited you guys multiple times. No, you didn't. Yeah, you did. Oh, don't say, no, he didn't. He'll get real mad. I'm not gonna get mad. I just, I invited multiple times.

And like the group chat? Yeah. I bumped it three times. Wow. I didn't see it. I openly declining the invitation because I'm a huge target and I hate paintballs. I always heard one idea of this. You would.

It is like the one. worst punishment. Have you ever been hit with a paintball? Yes. Okay. And they hurt. I have I have a well right here. When I went I got well right here. Oh did you? I got hit on the hand a few times, but honestly I went with Gamericeps. Did you get anything? I was I was doing really well. Did you get any any like body hit body shots? Yeah did. Where? Back shots? I got one on my inner biceps. I was I wasn't baked up too much because I wasn't. I wasn't bad. Oh okay. Yeah. Sorry. No, when I got fucking hit when I was like I was calling the shot and I threw my hand in the air so I can leave and they fucking shot my hand to why yeah that I have to say something now you guys have to buy lean

and use code group because I mr. gamer subs got out and he had his gun up and I didn't see his gun up so I shot him twice in the back you fucking and I was like oh I'm so sorry to see he's like he's like 63 by the way like you probably fucked him he's like oh I readjusted his back he was like out of place he was like hunched over like this and I shot me like oh And he's like, whoa. Oh. Oh. Dude, I remember what we did yesterday?

I don't even want to talk about it. We saw a clip of a guy going 48 miles per hour on the parameder in the air. And it fell. Dude, me and Larry were reenacting the soundy made. Dude. Do you remember right after that one when we were doing? Liar was like, all right, you get sit on fire and then you jump in a pool. Go.

He teleported into the pool Dude, he cheated He was like Ah Ah Okay I was like Okay, we're good

He cheated That's exactly what he did He didn't even jump in or anything Dude I knew I needed water I was like Okay Okay Yeah that video

Yeah That was a hard watch Dude he could have died If he didn't have Hey Siri Activated I feel like he would have been stuck If he wasn't holding on to his phone

Yeah He was going He was 80 feet up. Yeah. Going 50 miles an hour, right? Horrible. It was because he wasn't holding a thing. And he laid it on like asphalt. It was something got like tied up. He didn't tie it not. He didn't secure a knot. Yeah, there was

a safety issue before going, taking off. And then he fell. I'll never see it on a little tangent, bro. All right, bro. I'm here a sassy grunk. Come on sassy grunk. Fricket. These TikTok scholars that think they know everything ever in the comment section piss me off so bad.

It's like, it's like a dog. It'll be a clip of a dog like that has anxiety. And then they'll be like, well, actually this certain breed a dog is supposed to be like having six hours of activity a day. And it's like...

I like when he does that. I like when he does that. He's like this. You know what I hate is when people get like their opinions from TikTok from like mental health professionals or like therapists and there's like they don't prove anything. They're just like, yeah, I'm a therapist and I'm on TikTok and here's what you need to feel like. Yeah. I think people are stupid.

I don't care for you. I don't care of it. I don't care of. band either dude me either but no I think it is kind of weird that is getting banned because I think it actually really is like the number one voice of the people right now and it is taking it away it is that also is by the government I want to look in I mean this is like a super nerdy thing to say but I want to see like the past years their growth and you're nerd wow what the fuck just happened

dude Willie zoned down he goes I was going to be on the Avengers Bro, I'm not gonna lie I was like, well, let's just go back to pigeons and like birds and shit that I thought about like manipulating a bird Yo, on God, what the fuck are you talking about?

I wasn't listening to what you guys were saying. This is your problem. Why are you on a podcast? I swear to God. I heard what you were saying, but I did not think it was gonna be... It goes in one ear and out the other. No, I heard what you were saying, but...

All right, look. I'm thinking about pigeons. What? Okay, you were saying some shit and then Larry's like, ah, that's what I'm talking about. And then dab... I'm like, what the fuck.

is going on? What? What do you just say? He apparently sounded super fucking smart and he called you a nerd. Is that what just happened? He said, all right, I'm about to sign nerdy as fuck right now. And then he said what he said. Now the laughter kicks in. God, damn. No way. We'll never stay on the topic. This is the truth. Well, we can't. Well, hold on. Dude, if I had caught that before I would have laughed, why didn't no one else laugh? You just looked at me. Because he was made since talking his shit. And then later was like, you were a nerd. And you know, like that was that type of thing. That's exactly what happened. That was just it.

Anyways, dude, these two are like, bits. These two are like going back and forth. They're grabbing everything over here.

Keep talking nerd. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Go on with it. Go on with it. Um, after they like brought in the shop,

I feel like every single scrolls, uh, is an ad and I feel like they make a lot of fucking money. I'm so over it. It's every three. Oh my God. I hate it. I hate it.

My biggest fucking complaint ever. It makes me so mad. Every, I'm like scrolling out and this guy's like, top 10 things that you need to make you, you make yourself better. I was like, Okay, it was like, number one, the exact brand name, brand product, price in the TikTok shop right now.

You ready? You ready? So people been telling me I've been needing to put mouthwash in my water floss. Oh my God. Well, look at this. They got the water floss up from. So everyone's in the comments. All right.

Post a video on edited. So this is the spray. You know what? Sorry. No, you're right. Those TikTok videos where it's like, I feel bad for anyone that bought this table. It's cheaper than a cup of water now. Yes.

Get it while it's cheap as fuck. And then they had a, there was like a transitional period where like in every form of media ever, I was like, I know this is an ad. My brain recognizes it as an ad. I can tell what it is. When those first started popping up, I thought I was watching an actual video. And I was like, yeah, just watching content. What is this? I'm like 30 seconds in and I'm like, this is a fucking ad.

Yes! You check by at the bottom eligible for community. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. Now they have the entire cart button you press and you can buy it instant. Oh, they make it so easy. Hold on. I need to say something because I love how everybody and their mother, like, two years ago,

we're like, man, I cannot believe this is. This is all drop-shipped-ish. And they're doing it. We are, I'm not fault for this is ever again. And then it happens two years later. Because they can make money. They can make money from it now. So they all, that's every single time it comes back.

You fall for it again. Isaac, they're just shilling like every pyramid scheme almost. It's, yes, it is. It's like everyone has their own game Resubs code But like For every product in the world It's like everyone has their own version of lean

That like they didn't create Who is buying Who is buying this bullshit? Not me I've never purchased A single thing from TikTok shop Because I'll never stoop that low We're about to

We're about to for a group video I bought one Thing from the TikTok shot It's a I don't know about that I've seen a few packages From TikTok that has here now Isaac I lost I stopped

That's why I got scathevvvvv It was um the mouthwash. It was the mouthwash. I did it. It wasn't. Wow. You're brave, dude.

Some of those products go, they get so many sales. I saw one and it was like 30K sold last month and I was like, oh my God. You want to see some that says over like 800, 900K? No way. Stupid ass shadow journal. Oh.

Are you serious? We talked about that in the podcast. 800,000 sales. 800,000 sales. Oh my God. Since they started tracking it on TikTok. Are you serious? All alone.

TikTok alone. TikTok alone. Guys, you don't realize how much money that is. All they have to do is just target, like, a really impressionable audience and then just run with it. Like, yeah, well, it's teenagers are like, especially with gym culture, for example. They'll, like, try and target, like, edgy teenagers. Yeah. And they'll be like, this is what I did in the morning.

And they open their journal to, like, write down everything that they're going to do for that day. That's what it is. One of the journals is that. And it just shows them, like, shadow boxing out in the rain and stupid shit. No, wait, don't know it. How to be unrecognizable in five months time. Go dark. Look at the bottom.

A geek never rests with the queen next to it. I saw one where it was like, if you don't know the answer to a question, be quiet. If you hear people arguing and you, if you hear people argue, you don't know why, just be quiet. And it just kept on going about it. Just be quiet. If you know nothing, be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet.

If you're the smartest one of the. room. Be quiet. Yeah, the smartest people in the room are always the quietest. If you're dick tiny, be quiet. STDs, be quiet. If you're about to get laid and you have a weird age on your nuts, be quiet. If you got told you had seven weeks to live, be quiet. If you ran over an elderly person and nobody saw it, be quiet.

If you cheated on your wife, be quiet. Did you just reverse and hit that guy's SUV? Be quiet. Door ding, be quiet. Door ding. Oh, anyways, that's about it. Be quiet. Motherfudgeon.

When's your semester ending, Grunk? It ended. Today was last day of the classes, but... Hey, schools out. But, no, my last exam is on the 8th of May. You're like high school. musical, but like college version. It's gonna be chill, guys. I'm going home

soon. I'm going home back to my humble abode for the summer. Yeah, hey. And, uh, this, this does mean that, like, gaming with drunk might come back. You gotta hop in. What? Pray. What? Do you see some Friday? Freaky four night. I do see you guys. I really do see you guys in VC and I would hop in, but it's

just like I have a roommate and it's, I'd just be annoying as fuck. Not feel it. So does that mean that you're gonna, are you gonna are you gonna ask, are you gonna ask me to bring the SP back? Yeah. Yes. Yes. my god oh my god oh my craft phase is coming back all right yeah so turn it on so turn it on dude don't even give me turn it no no no i've told them how many times now like four or five

four or five and you have to wait yeah could you guys could you guys do you guys i launch it and then no one plays and i'll play on it stole all of our diamonds i'm like damn no one's here bro like what he would steal our diamonds actually turn it off i don't hey hey hey when when i have nothing better to do than sit on my damn ass computer i'll be playing that damn minecraft server on god let it put that can we uh just wipe everything can we play robots more wipe everything we were making so much progress exactly and it gets boring yeah no we need to go back to freaking zero yeah even though grunks big ass circle dude i like guys as i've gone to college and like been on my own it's like

the content realm has been kind of like like a sore thumb to look yeah 100% like there's a lot of nasty behavior. Not what it used to be, dude. I'm not going to be. Lots of nasty behavior and just like people being weird. After COVID-19 in 2020, things changed. People on the internet are losers, man. I have to say it.

If you notice anything change after COVID 2020, be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. If you notice two imbeciles and solo chairs being stupid to your left and right, be quiet. Be quiet. This is our huge penis, but it.

Look, it wraps around so I got two loops It was like a towel Yeah Like a towel about his neck When was the last time you guys went swimming? Like 18 years ago I remember a marvel They blew up New York

What's the last time you guys would swim it? It was a long time ago I could keep on ripping I'll be real I'll be no Nick I haven't went The bathtub count of swimming No no

What? Dude, I Genuinely Buzzle This is the bathtub I would always ask my mom for my goggles That I'd be in my bathroom What like last month?

What do you know about? Hey, have you ever used that bath by the way In your beautiful Friggin' bathroom? I mean, the tub in your bathroom I'll tell you why, dude I'll tell you why It's because of the balls

It's not a real reason It's not a real reason Like can't fit a bathtub Yeah I can tell my bathtub What are you trying to say here? It's a lot fucking bathtub. It's like a jacuzzi.

It's like a full master style. All right, whatever. Anyways, uh, primary, not masters. Primary, not masters. Dude, I don't care. Every realtor has to say primary. I'm gonna lose my mind. If you guys cannot just let one person finish the sentence, I will lose my mind.

Wait, Greg, wait, stay like that for a second. You look like you have a fake nose. Like, yeah. You guys, he's a fake nose. Oh, but bye. It's real true. Okay. Is there like a gas leak in the house right now?

We all pass out some. It's like a five hour podcast. We're dead for four hours. We make so much money. Okay. Like this is this podcast. This podcast is making my heart race. This is not a real reason that I didn't use the bathtub.

Wait, you're like Tony Stark. Shut up! Tony Stark. This is not a real reason I didn't use the bathtub, but it is a real reason I didn't use a bathtub one time. And it was because, which whatever you dumb asses put the balls in the tub was wearing dirty fucking.

shoes and there was brown shoe prints all over the top. I was not wearing shoes. You're not holding on. I don't wear shoes. There was actual muddy foot. I didn't wear shoes. And card pieces of cardboard. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I need to say something. And I was so pissed. I was gonna get I was like ready to use it. And I was like, well, I gotta clean it now and I'm not gonna use it. Fuck it. I'm done. I was pissed. Wait, so you're not gonna you have got it. I know I did. I cleaned it. Is that it? Yeah. So now you can bathe whenever you want? Yeah. I just never felt it. the vibe again, bro. You gotta feel the tub.

It's not just like a Tuesday afternoon and you're like, I gotta get in that tub, dude. No, it's like a night when you're all lonely and you're like, I gotta get in that tub. I do lukewarm water instead of hot water. Yeah, when I do that, I say to myself, I need to get in that tub. No, that's weird because it's like a soup.

It's like a human soup. I don't like that. That's why it's like swimming, though. You're like swimming in a pool. How do you swim in that? Just like go back and flip. The water's like, Dude, oh my God.

I just remembered something crazy. Okay, so, like, I was doing that when I was a kid, and I had water go outside the tub, and I, like, my mom, like, asked me, and she was like, were you, like, did you make this spill, or was there a leak? And I was like, I didn't make it spill. And then the side of the tub was, like, tile.

And she hammered into it and broke it to check and see if there was a leak. Oh. She's going to, like, watch this and be like, I got you. That's like a life. Yeah, I got scared but I think she like didn't care because it was my dad's house I did he had we were like we were leaving I was like all right I was pooping in our

litter boxes for our animals and they thought they had a problem and I was scared to say anything and they're about trolling I promise no no time the fuck out I am not letting that go the fuck oh come we are running that I was like four what did you just say I was I would I would poop in the litter boxes and I don't know why I was like like young I wasn't like yesterday doing this I was like four I was like four I was like they do it why can I do it so I did it and they're like Tanner do you poop in the little bit box I was like your cat just has the biggest law yeah they thought there's something wrong with them hey this is the broth I made but then I they're taking with a

vet and I was like no it was me it was me yeah because you have to take a poop sample what if they took your human giant log sample and like a freezer bag we're like my cat did this yesterday and I was like it was me You see like Guinness Book of World Records come in? Yeah, like, holy shit. They leave. After they find out it was just a four-year-old Tanner. You let them take like the pets to the vet all the way. No, they were about to. They were thinking about it.

But I was like, all right, I got a complaint. They knew it was you. They probably did. They were just trying to get me to say something. Yeah. You fell for it. I did fall for it. They were probably terrified. They were like, did he shit in here? Why do you that? Dude, like, last part, I would pee off in my bunk bed, so I just like didn't like... Did you guys hear that? Underwear.

Just like on the floor. Dude, what? I believe it. He's an animal. No, yeah, he said that last podcast. Yeah, I did. I can't even be mad for not closing peanut butter because, like, you grew up piss it on the floor.

Can you imagine if I peed on your face? Like, you'd hate that. What the fuck? You would hate that shit, dude. Were you bored or like, I don't understand? Well, I don't know why I would do it. I just genuinely don't. I would like, I was scared to go.

Even, like, I'd watch a horror movie like Jeepers creepers. I want to call this episode. Confessions with the freak I was scared it like there was a dark corridor and I was like I'm not going there to piece I just eat on the carpet did remember we moved into this house and you're like there's no fucking toilet paper I just took a shit You were all alone in this house yeah I was alone I had to waddle like all the way up my stairs and then there was no toilet paper up there I was trying to find it So it was like no it was like I made sure it wasn't like that I was like all right I think I can make it

to upstairs. You're so brave. You shit in my bathroom, didn't you? No, I didn't. I swear. I didn't. He swears, guys. I was the last to move in. I've pooped in Isaac's bathroom three times. Yeah, because you were slow as hell. We literally, like, set a day and then you were like a month late. Yeah, I was making a fucking video. That's when I pooped in your bathroom. Dude, I'm going to be honest, moving you, Isaac out of that last house was, like, I dreaded it. I did it because I'm a homie, but I dreaded it. You did not have to do all that, brother. We moved all of his stuff out.

You had more stuff than all of us combined. Yeah, I did. You had 80% of the house for them. Because 80% of the stuff that is going in like the kitchen, the living room, was also just left behind. I took care of. I cleaned your fridge, so you owe me. It was all your food. No, it was definitely like a combination of everyone.

Combination. I don't believe it at all. Okay. Why? You brought cheese over from the old house. I did. You brought pickles. You gave the old pickles, you asshole.

I did do that. You fed him eight months. But it- Look, he's fine. Hello. He's been coughing for like the past two weeks. Oh no, don't look. What's fun?

About five? Yeah, you've been sick. You've been sick. You've been sick. You've been sick so long. I'm not even sick. My nose has been stuffing! Since April 13.

You need to take, you need to take medicine, man. You have to take any medicine? You have been taking any medicine? Whoa, grug, do that again? Do that again? Put your hand in front of the camera? It just looks so big a pretty head like it looks huge as far. You need to take allergy medicine. Grab grab your part of your head.

What? Grab like part of your head. What would you do with a hand that big? I don't know. A bunch of people. See how hard they're like you can play outfield and baseball. Oh my god. Imagine you're the pitcher. Yummy.

Oh my god. You're the outfield or you grab every home run. You're like a giant net. Yeah. Or you can just play catch you don't have to move your fucking hand. So you know it's crazy? Big day today for Bento.

What he's it doing? He's going to the vet. Dely has. First time, first time, right? I mean, he's been to the vet before, but he's got to go. He's got to go? Gastric bypass or what's going on?

No, he's just been, he's been swallowing a little hard. I don't know why. Like, swallowing hard or swallowing? Swallowing, like, he'll just be looking at him. He'll be like, looking at your crossout and be like, he wants to swallow. He's just nervous.

I don't know. And then he threw up twice like a few days ago. He threw up what blood of Crip? What side? Through blood? It's not good. That's not good? What, is he crippled?

Oh no. Wow. These are good puns, actually. Shout out. All my gangsters in the group chat and pan-mates. Yeah, if you're a gangster type one. If you like killing people, just say what's up to us. Say what's up.

If you're gay- If you're a gangster DM me. If you watch us but you're embarrassed, let us know. If you're embarrassed in public, are you guys? I can't let the group know I fuck with this. Can't let the gang know I fuck with his low-key. I was trying to bring it up before, but we were going to do that whole TikTok shop thing. We were going to do a video on it.

But no. That settles it. All right, well, never mind. The group decision maker just not like it. The voice. voice the voice of the group he speaks he speaks to me do you guys do you guys think that we could like make a video called guess that white person like guess that white guy I'll be able to guess the white guy and it's just like group of people just

like you can't see them you just listen to them you talk to them and you just ask some questions and you try and guess if they were the line of like a guess if I was not alive no you said in the lineup oh in the lineup yeah because like beta squad did it beta squad did it where they like guess the black person and then they did like I don't know I think it was another. Zhaama, NYC. They did, like, guess the white person, but he was talking... No, guess the Asian person, I thought. No, it was guess the white person because he was the only white person. He was a... Oh. People who were Asian, and he was able to

speak. Oh, right? Yeah. I don't know. You guys think we can get away with that? I mean, using that science. What are you like, hey man, do you pay your taxes on time? We're like... You season your chicken? Oh. Hell no. Nope. I don't know. Dry as fuck. Hey, dude, you like green beads? I love green Yeah, he's white. He's got to be white. I love green beans. Favorite sport. Golf. Yep, that's him. Nuh, no, what's that one? Tennis? No. Pickle ball. Uh-huh. Yeah. I don't like pickle ball. What about the one on horses with the ball and the hammer? What is that? Cricket? Croquet. The ball and the hammer?

The ball and the hammer? It has the little, uh, two different sports. Polo? Water polo. Oh, yeah, he is talking about polo. With the horses. Croquet. Croquet. Oh, you're right. Yeah, with the... Oh, wait. The thingy with the, where the little rings are in the grass? Yeah, the rings are in the ground. That's Prokett. Cricket. Cricket. I actually learned about cricket. I'm not going to lie. You bounce the ball when you pitch it. Dude, that sport is crazy. It's huge.

Cricket is actually insane. I think it's the most popular sport in the world. I'm not kidding. It's huge. I think football, soccer is... Yeah, problem. Football, football. It's up there. Cricket. People love cricket. It looks easy to hit. Like, I could do it. That's a spider.

I can fucking hit that. That's a cricket. That's a cricket. That's a cricket. Those things are cool. That is a cricket. I think that's a cricket. Yeah.

Fun fact for anyone that ate gamer, what are... Suits. Yeah, you were eating cricket. Protein. You were eating cricket. Cricket legs are protein. Yeah, we didn't tell you, cats out of the bag. I think we have to mention that, yeah, it is cricket protein.

It's literally just cricket. And I'll be real. It's in a lot of stuff. They are. It's in a lot of stuff. You just don't know it for protein. It's good. There's nothing wrong with cricket.

Cricket protein's fine. Would you guys eat a cricket that's skewered, like a whole cricket skewer. Yeah, if it was like, I'd smoke a butt with a cricket. Yeah. I'd smoke a cricket. Like in Spongebob, remember when they went to the kelp fields, they were like stranded? And they were like cooking up like one little cricket or whatever they did. SpongeBob?

Yeah, remember there was one screenshot of Squidward with the frying pin. He's got to fly? I think it was a fry on it. Oh, look, he's eaten. He's gonna... Maybe someday. No, he was frying up a fly. Just look at a Squidward Fry Fly.

Damn. Whoa. Squidward Fry Fly. Let yummy cook. Ooh. There it is. Squidward fry fly. The third picture, there he is.

There it is. I went to a summer camp and one of the classes was like survival class or whatever. And we ate crickets and stuff. And they were actually good. They taste like popcorn. And we put chocolate on them and stuff and salted in. Ew, chocolate. Yeah.

No, chocolate covered. Candied. Flaming and hot. Stronging covered anything is great. Yeah. The only bad part is the legs get stuck in your teeth. Ew. Yeah.

I take them off. All right, let's let's, let's be honest with ourselves here for a second. Who would die first and who would die last if we were all stranded in the wilderness? Um, I think Lire would die first. I think,

and here's my reasoning. I think, Yummy would die first. No. Yes, sir. I'd kill myself. Okay. There you go.

I was going to say you'd like roll his ankle. And then be really bad. I'd climb a tree jump head first into the earth. No, I think yummy. I still see Larry. I still see Larry. It is because if he would jump head first and you go, uh-huh.

Don't call 911. Do not call 911. Don't call 911. Don't call 911. Please let me believe it out. Sirica, call 911. I'd eat like dirt and bugs.

That's these. That's what I was saying. Larry would not do that. Larry could not eat anything in the wild. I've eaten like, you won't eat mayonnaise and that's here. Why would you eat a bug in the wild? Okay,

I have the choice though. Oh my God. Tanner would die first You'd eat too much sand And he wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom Tanner would just eat the wrong berry I would eat the wrong berry I would I would have like

I would have willpower I'd be like I can do this but like May he rest That's what would happen That's what would happen Sound death Yeah the silent death Grunk I'm not gonna lie

I think you'd probably die first Yeah I might I don't know Probably When you find out Would be getting food When you find out nature doesn't give you cheesits

And goldfish you'd be upset And there's no mac and cheese cheese anymore. Yeah, my problem will be fending off animals. When Grunk finds out there's no skate parks in the wilderness to chill out. There's no, there's a pretty chill. There are chill places in the wilderness. Oh, dude, that was a funny time.

Just in like the heart of Las Vegas. What? What happened? We're in the heart of Las Vegas and grunk was just like, dude, there's like no place to like chill and skate here. Did I say skate? I must have, but yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you know, like, there is no place to chill in Las Vegas, let it be known. There's no chill. There is actually true as a like

Young adult before you chill. There is nowhere to chill. Sorry. Oh, dude. Now, I felt like a lost child Every time I would get kicked out of the casino, I'd be like well, I don't even know where to go. Yeah, I feel like I gotta walk the street through. Yeah, bomb But the bones were chill. Dude, I love to go to Shake Shack at like 1 a.m. That was so awesome. That was chill. That was chill. Remember that one cat that walked into your garage? Yeah. Dude, I'm still maddie and closed that door fast enough. He stayed with us for like a week after that for two weeks. Oh, really?

Yeah, I got about him, everything. I thought that's who ended up being Zieg. About a cat box, food, water. Is that not Zee? What did you name him? No, it wasn't Zique. No. I don't remember.

Tom Cat. I don't remember, but then I let him, like, he like didn't want to be at, like, clearly he didn't want to. Yeah, you were in Discord with us. He was somebody else's cat, dude. You tried to close the door and he. he ran skidder away. Yeah, but then he came back, and then I was like, okay, well, now, because, like, I didn't let him in, and then it started to get cold.

And I was like, it was like, a week later. And I was like, okay, well, now I feel like I have to let him in because it's getting cold. Yeah, be nice. But he was somebody's cat for sure. And then I can tell he wanted out again, like, he didn't want to live with us because he kept going to the garage door, like where he came in through the house. And I was like, maybe I should just let him go. Like, I saw my cat.

So then I went on the, like, the next store thing. And somebody had posted about him in somebody else's house, like a couple, like a day later. Oh. And it wasn't even their cat either, but they were also, like, he was just, he was just, he was going around the block, living with everybody. What the fuck. You know what's really funny? If you have a ring camera and you go to the app, there's a neighbor's section where you can have like the neighbors like putting up post like, yeah, I saw this dog, this cat, whatever the fuck. But sometimes you get some like, you could tell they wrote the messenger like six in the morning when they just woke up.

And their messages are like, there's cats outside. look and it's like the cat's how like you can tell it's like shilly cropped and they're like he's got who's got that's I don't know that ring did that though it's the neighbor's shit it's like the neighbor's app or whatever dude they are so active there's so funny so many people are so bored but they dude

they don't actually just be like gun gunshots or fireworks yeah right right right um did anyone else hear that it's like a clear gunshot was that a firework or What was that? Dude, I'd be concerned.

When I lived in Vegas, somebody had a I don't want to misspeak. I don't know if it was a bobcat or a mountain lion. What the fuck? I'm pretty sure

it was so insane that it was a mountain lion. I don't want to misspeak. I don't know if it was the Kraken or Godzilla. Or Cthulhu. I'm almost positive. It was a mountain lion

because I lived in the west side of Vegas towards Red Rock Canyon. And, And we were kind of like near the outskirts, like a little bit. And so like it was like four miles away from me closer, even closer to the outside of the city. I don't know why I had it like, it was so far. But somebody posted from their ring doorbell a fucking mountain lion walking through their neighborhood at like 2 a.m.

Absolutely. Wow. My neighbor had a Griffin. What was that? It's a bird. It's a bird. It's a lion with wings and a bee. Yeah.

Look at a eagle? Look at a griffin. Like Peter Griffin? Yeah. Yeah. Look at Griffin. That's what my neighbor had. What the fuck is this?

Dude, it's a half-line half fucking eagle. Yeah, he would take it on walks. Yeah, me, when did you go to Vegas? Like, when did you first start living there? I think June 2019. Oh, okay. Okay. The reason I asked was because I thought you were there in 2017.

No. Do you remember when that massacre happened in 2017? I thought it was in 2017. I thought it was earlier. That was in 2017. I remember when I woke up. And I literally went on the, like, my, the niece was always on when I woke up in the morning. And I just, it was just like actually surreal.

Because that was the second, the first time I ever seen anything like live that was like there's an attack happening where the London attacks the bombing. Yeah. And I remember I was like whole, because I was in sixth grade, I think, when that happened. Bro. In Paris. It was in Paris. Yeah. Yeah.

And that was the first time I was like, what the fuck? Correct me. Everyone in my school was talking about it. Correct me if I'm wrong. I believe that that was the originator. of where the thoughts and prayers thing came from. Oh yeah, pray for Paris? Yeah, thoughts and prayers for Paris.

Well, thoughts and prayers has been a thing. Pray for Paris. That's where that came. Oh, yeah. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers have been like a thing. That's forever. Dude, I remember when that whole shooting thing happened in Vegas.

You guys know who Dan Bilzerian is? Yeah. The guy who like, he was just got, he was a poker, professional poker player. I think he was a liar. Didn't get banned from like every casino ever? No, I just think he was a liar about like how he got his money. He was like,

I'm a Marine and then I just gambled my way to like 40 million. Yeah, apparently, I'm pretty sure he was Dan. It's D-A-N and then Bill, B-I-L-Z-E-R-I-N. He's kind of a loser. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, this guy's like, he's just like a typical, like, surround myself with hot women that I pay to be there. Yeah.

I made a weed company. Yep. I'm a multimillionaire from gambling. I'm on steroids. Yeah. Military guy loves guns. He was there in Vegas at the time of the show. shooting. Tell me how this motherfucker

gets out of his, like, giant truck that he has. It's like a six by six or whatever. What? Dude, he's got, like, a huge fucking truck. And he tries to like grab the gun from a cop, like an officer. Really? Yeah. There's a

video of it. He got, like, rejected from it, you know, clearly, because it's like, what the fuck are you doing? But he was, like, so, he was so pompous in that video. Dude, he tried to, like, Jack Reacher. He was trying to be a first, he was trying to be a first responder to this situation. Oh my God. I'm pretty sure he like

tried taking the guy's gun. Yeah, this guy's a weirdo. But yeah, he's just a typical surround myself with women and, you know, stereotype. You can't say anything. Yeah. Yeah. Announced his bid to run for president in 2016. Why?

And then. Is Kanye ever going to run? He started praising Trump. He tried to. Losing. Anybody who says they're like a multi, multi, multi, multi millionaire from poker? I just don't even believe. He was bullshit. think about how he's a neighbor seal that's what says right there okay oh my god he suffered three heart attacks before the age of 32 that's what happens when you do a lot of

co-cated steroids yeah you could definitely tell he's he's that look i i like to see how like people that are like however old he is he's probably almost 50 dude if he's that old really i think he's like 40 something oh what the fuck no true yeah he's 40 so he's 43 um if you see someone that's 43 and they look like they're super fucking muscular like that they are 100% eroded. They're juicing. You take Dwayne the Rock Johnson's on steroids?

Yes, I said this before and he's such a... Did you see him at his prime like age physique versus now like the difference? Like what his build was backed in versus now? He's somehow like still getting bigger or more shredded,

you know? Yeah. Like what the fuck? When your body at some point gets to it gets to a point where it needs to start maintaining muscle. He, yeah, like look at the left versus like...

Damn. The left is like his prime like age physique. Does he, I'm pretty sure he says that he doesn't do steroids Unless he just tries to avoid it He, I know, I don't think he says he doesn't do it Is he one of those guys that doesn't say anything about it? Well yeah, yeah, he's kind of like that He has to look good for like all these movies, dude

Like he doesn't do any of this professional shit anywhere He's stuck in a box bro if the rock didn't look like that He wouldn't get any more rolls If he looked like a skinny guy Why would anybody hire The Rock for a movie? Yeah, he's called The Rock What if I took steroids just to Just to see just to try

You'll talk you out of it here right now watch I'll you know me I'll do a video I'll do a video series I'm taking steroids for a month yeah what I took steroids for 30 days that's a great let's do it steroids for I'm not gonna tell Tare not to do it fuck no let's do it no you could do a T all right look his big boobies that's probably like that'll get us to monetize dude really wait that's real that's that's a 14 pack right one's real look up Dwayne Johnson like mega huge Dwayne Johnson mega here I started guy there's like 18 abs yeah click on

one. Dude. He has huge legs, man. Bam! Oh! Oh! Oh. That's like a GTA 3 boss.

That's like a dad I can't believe that was hand drawn. Disney. Yeah. Disney dad. He has like his daughter in the so. That is such a good point, yeah. That is a Disney dad. Is that Rick Ross?

I can't tell from here. That's Dwayne Rock. That is Dwayne Rock. That is not a... That is not Dwayne. Very nude. Ex. Very rude.

The Way of the Rock Johnson is very nude. You need glasses, man. Yeah, I can't see. I remember when Zach Efron was doing a film, he had to take steroids or something like that. Was it it? Baywatch? I think it was Baywatch. And I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that the Rock did not like that Zach Ephron did that. And that's such bullshit, dude.

It's so annoying. Because like so many people that take steroids, like a lot, at least in the fitness world of things, like the celebrities, they are open about it. But when you're quiet about it, people can just fucking tell. Yeah, you can't hide that, ish. What about the rule, though? Oh, yeah. If you're on, go ahead, do the voice. If you're on steroids, be quiet.

Fitness dick in your mouth. Be quiet. You know that in the UK, steroids are really popular. Like, really, really, really. They are, yeah. And they're a lot more open about it. Yeah, they don't care. Well, they just don't tell the plug.

They don't say the plug. But they do say that. Not illegal to buy it. It's only illegal to sell it, which is crazy. Right. That is crazy. What a flawed system we have. I don't know. Let's just do that for a drug. I mean, it's not illegal to buy it. I mean, it's the same thing here.

It's not illegal to buy it here. Yeah, it is. You can buy steroids? You can buy steroids. Oh, I think you're talking about drugs. Oh, no. No, you can buy steroids. You just can't sell them, like, unless you're licensed, too. You could buy steroids illegally, like from a non-prescription?

I thought, what are steroids like? So you can go to a CBS. Bro, you could literally go to, like, I feel like a certain. CBS. No to CBS. Sarms. What are steroids? Uh,

Peds. They're called Peds. Performance enhancing drugs. But do some people like need them? Yeah. Some people do. Some people do. Some people need a testosterone cycle if they're like,

yeah, if you medically have, like. Some people get prescribed steroids. Uh, not really. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Look. Yes.

It's illegal to use stores without a valid prescription. Valid prescription order to distribute them. Well, yeah. But like, you can still buy, like you can buy SARMs like over the kids. That's a pill. Look up buy Sarms now. Sarms are a pill. No, Sarms I think is...

Sarms are a pill. They were over the counter. I knew kids that used to take Sarms back in New Jersey. Kids. You knew children who took... What the heck? You could buy them right now. Oh, that's so easy.

There it is. You'll get one. Just buy a few. What do these do? They all destroy your life. They make you perfect. Sarms. Sarms will fucking destroy your life.

It's just like unregulated as shit. Do you want to look awesome? That's how you do it. Dude, I knew a kid that like he was 17. Let's do it. I know I knew a guy that He was a kid at the time so he was 17. He was taking two times a dosage And like within two months he took like he completely blew out of the water all of my point

What if you go to his room? He's like just a muscle like a piece of muscle no eyes no no no no Just a ball just the ball of me. That's like really bumpy like a brain Yeah, and uh no what else is it? It's a sorry I mean yeah TRT which is just T testosterone that's just test And you can get that if you're like low on test already. You know what I'm saying? Like you can go to a doctor and they'll do your testosterone levels. Yeah.

If you're below average or whatever, I mean, that shit fucks with you. For any guys out there, like straight up, you should. If you're feeling like really, really depressed, if you're eating, sleeping, you know what I'm saying? Get your blood word. Yeah. Grunk. Yo. Huh?

What up? You said, oh. Oh. Oh. Nope. I say yo. Yo. Okay. You been working out, grunk?

No, I want to, though. I just like can't commit Over the summer would be a great time Oh yeah, over the summer, yeah I remember you were doing runs in the morning before school At one point dude Yeah I did that for like a week and a half No lie

Guys, I hate everything Running sucks I hate running If you run for fun They're sorry running is the worst I can see how it's therapeutic Dude some morning runs are dope as fuck They're dope and they're dope and they're dope

They're dope open Especially when no one's around I like walking I don't like running well yeah i mean i like walking i like jogging i like rowing and biking biking oh my god i love my mom was a biker for a really long time my dad and my mom were bikers actually my dad my dad my belly and a beard dude my dad my grandma my granddad my uncle my aunt

on both sides by the way uh all my great grandfather won tour de france so well yeah my great grandfather made tour de france my great grandfather won aisle of men. Bam. No, I'm playing. Yeah, I'm playing. Did I even have a grandfather? Just drop an elbow on you?

No. You don't have a grandfather? I don't think I met any relatives. Chick-fil-Ae cookie taste test. It's good, dude. It's not that great. Yeah. I can't eat Chick-fil-A.

It's not that great. What is wrong to you fucking dofusses? What? Their brownie, it's better. True. You pissed off. Why would she eat some fucking vegetables? Have you ever had a frozen lemonade from Chick-fil-A?

Oh, yes. I got the frozen coffee to. It was good? Mm-hmm. I feel like, okay, I would, frozen coffees are good until it gets to like that bottom one-fifth. And then it's like ice and like drink and there's no, it's like a slushy, it's horrible. Isaac said he was gonna debate me on the dumbails on the group channel on the podcast.

Yeah, where's that debate at? I got bored. I'm about bigger bills fanning you. Like you're not. Yeah, I am. You can't name the backup QB of the bills. I can't. That's, uh, draw the guy.

Nope. Ooh. Okay, so can we just agree? LeBron, LeBron's a bum. He's out. He's out of the play. Yeah, he's out. Yeah, what happened?

What happened? The Lakers suck. They can't hold a lead for shit. God damn. They suck. And what was his name? Murray. I think the Timberwolves are going to win.

Murray hit two buzzer beaters. LeBum. You know me, do you want to make a bet right now? Timberwolves taking it all. Yeah, probably. All right, cool. You said you were going to debate with him on the thumbnail?

Yeah, I got bored of it, though. Okay, well, I'm not going to get bored of it for one second. I'm just going to straight up say, who gives a shit. They're funny as hell. I mean, you could care. But like... I mean, there was nothing funny about you getting hit in the head with a soccer ball.

I don't think... Like, they look really synthetic. They look like plastic. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, I mean, look, there's a whole science to it. And like, that's great, dude. Yeah, but who gives a fuck about the science, man? I'll say it right here right now.

I, the one where Tanner gets punched in the face for the P.O. box video. Thank you. Thank you. I like that one a lot. I think it'd be really funny just to do that again, but like with something evil. with grunk and like a in like a demon head grabbing his face yeah like imagine like a demon hand reaching out of a box like a whole bunch of bees or like that was really funny we had an idea we were just going to make you be surrounded by 10,000 bees instead of getting punched I have to clarify as well real fast that I'm not just saying who gives a shit because it's my face there

and like I would say this for anyone realistically I mean I think you can either change it or you don't it's just a thumbnail to grab fucking eyes like that's literally the purpose but it's not you guys it's not you like that doesn't on on on on God, it's not us. You know what LeBron said? LeBron said... It's just basketball. It's just basketball.

It's just basketball. It's just YouTube at the end of the day. There is no, like, it is us, it isn't us. It doesn't exist. Yeah, I mean, I agree. I think the whole purpose of the thumbnail is to kind of try and set the tone for, like, what you're about to watch. What?

It looks like I'm about to watch a Mr. Beast video. And it was a sideman video, is what it was. Right. But, like, who in their right minds is like, I'm going to make a shitty thumbnail because it looks like us. Not it doesn't have to be shitty. I'm not saying a shitty. I'm not saying it's shitty. The first the first few thumbnails were lit as fuck. Yeah, I agree with that. You didn't say that. You said I want to go back to the old ones and we just pull a screenshot when we've never done that. I do that every single video. No, we did. We were talking about the group channel. We've posed for every group channel.

We went to an anime convention. The group gingerbread competition. We ruined. The gingerbread competition. The only one we didn't pose was anime convention. Yeah. It's like how we get a post for it. We tried to. We took pictures with people in the furry shit and like other people. He's not, he's not wrong. We did pose for every single one. I'll say, I like the cooking one was good. I f with it a whole bunch, a whole butt button. But that's what I said.

I was like, our, I, our issue is our own concepts. It's not the style of thumbnail. It's like what we try to come up with. I think there could be like a, a tiny bit lower. Yes. What if we gave you? In between. And this is what I was talking about because I jokingly made a Twitter,

like a Twitter thing. It was whatever. But I had followed up, I was like, like, what do you guys like fuck with? And they said between the middle ground, this is like the, not unanimous, but the most common answer I saw was between like screenshots from from video and just posting it. Like that'd be lame. But that's what you said you wanted. No, no, no. I said, no, did you read my shit or not? I said meat in the middle, touch it up, make it look good.

But somewhere in between is where I want to go. Yeah, well, you said, say to screenshot to aunt. No, and ask you. Yeah. have them touch it up. If a screenshot of me kicking a goddamn soccer ball is going to look good. What I did notice was a lot of people saying Willie vlog style thumbnails with a little bit of extra flare.

That's what I saw. Yeah. That's, yeah. Which essentially, which is for me, it was just a screenshot from, or sometimes I'd take a picture,

you know, but like, realistically it was usually just something that I do in the moment. So. Always from the video. I wish thumbnails didn't play a big part. They're the entire video. And it's like,

yeah one it's like t-shirt color is very bright obviously and then one it's AI upskilled so it looks a little plastic those are the only two things that everybody's like oh my god it's it's airbrushed it's airbrushed too it's airbrushed it's uh lighted by like the the curves and all that stuff that he uses right if no one knows if you ever seen a mr b's thumbnail

the science behind that thumbnail is so complex it makes what we have look like child's play i'm not even kidding you i watch the process of the Squid Game one and his face was like like like his ears are moving up and down like like a little frame by frames his fucking hair isn't even real nothing on it is real nothing it's all fake so like for me the thumbnails I'm envisioning are like if tanner's shirt wasn't the brightest blue in the world that's a great thumbnail on the on the off one yeah the blue and in the burger one's great and then I like the P.O. Box one

the only one that I feel like is Mr. Beast is the one one one one that I feel like is Mr. literally the last one we did. That's it. Yeah, that's what it is. And it doesn't even look bad to me. Like, I'm looking at this. I'm like, yeah, it kind of looks Mr. Beastified. I think it's the fact that who the fuck even used that font in the beginning.

Oh, the Mr. Beast font? Yeah, and who's that in the back? And also, it's just... I was going to make a suggestion that we removed that and added a blimp. But, like, I don't know. I feel like it would have just been too difficult. I think I... If you want to go to Twitter and look up as a Coom, that's a really funny thumbnail.

I think we should just change it to the last one. By the way, people were seriously People actually thought I was going to do that. I noticed so many times everyone always doesn't catch your jokes. We can do this. That one was good. I wouldn't mind that one. Let's just do that one. I cannot believe this shit fucking happened.

What? Did you get him? Did you crop him out and just put a blur on him? Yeah, a little motion blur. That's awesome. A little coloring. You know, it doesn't take. There's also, there was a shadow down there.

You need to go, go to our group Discord for a second. if you can Larry and then look at the it's in sculptor. Yeah, click and open the picture that it's in, yeah, it's in hardcore. It's like right in hardcore. That's like right in hardcore. That could work. Yeah, this is the other one. That would go hard. That would work. That was the other one. Let me know. Let me know, that's pretty good. I don't think on that. There is a middle ground, but like go to like

cold ones channel for example. They don't have like Mr. Beast style thumbnails, but they're still posting. They're still using assets. Yeah, no. I. editing them. Cold nose. Like, they're there. Are you going to say that's a Mr.

Bustall thumbnail or are you just going to say that's a good thumbnail because they've done it for so long? The, the, what's so funny about cold ones is the prompts that they have to pose and give a prompt to an artist for people at home that don't know.

Let's just take, uh, the one on the bottom right. We tested shocking TikTok gadgets. We, this guy had to sit there, make that face. And then he had to tell his artist,

man, I want you to put a little shrimp on a Tesla, give me Einstein hair, and shoot lightning everywhere. But what's wrong with that? Is that not the craziest shit you've ever heard in your life? What is wrong with that? It's just funny because imagine as an artist you hear all of that. That is outrageous.

And then everyone got mad because I said a demon hand. Whatever, dude. I like the demon hand. Or was it King Kong fist? I don't remember. You said King Kong fist. Yeah, which means you said Winston fist. That's what you said.

Yeah, nobody would get that. Okay, yeah, that was late in night. I don't know lie. I'm sorry. I hate to cut myself short, but I have to head out. Oh, yeah. You got to, I know what you got to do. I have to take Bent to the event.

It's important. Let's wrap it up. Let's just go. Let's wrap it up now. Baby blanket. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. We all got to take, we all got to take bent to the vet. We're all going.

Oh, yeah, we're all going by the way. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us this fine afternoon for another episode of the group chat podcast 103. We'll see you for 104. Make sure you use code for 10% off. Your Lean. And new video soon also. That will have a Mr. Beast thumbnail.

We'll work on it. Learning process. Love you. Maha. Thank you.