The Group Chat - #104 - Yumi Hopped On BBL DRIZZY.

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

This episode has truly made me realize how much we don't finish topics.. my goodness this was a marathon. - Larry | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

All right, start the podcast. Shut up. Do this phone is broken. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, start the podcast. That should be the start of the podcast. This is how I'm going to start. I have full control. I can put your butt hole right on the screen.

Is this an alien talking? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. I'm Soft Willy. I'm joined by my four other, three other hosts. Grunk. Hey, guys. Sorry. I missed last week.

Big T. Where's Big T. Oh, what happened of Big T and Isaac? Why are they sleeping? No, they shouldn't be. They're sleeping. Girl up, what time is for you right now?

What time is it for you? Huh? The time is 8.m. Right. P.m. Oh, wait, yes. It's 4 p.m. I'm even.

Okay. Yeah. Weird. We tried everything. We tried everything. No. Okay, we're implementing a rule now. If you're late, bro,

you just got to walk in at least. But if you're You let you miss in the intro They don't even know that They're not going to think that They're not going to think that We gave the 15 minute teacher rule They're gonna find out if they watch this part

Of the podcast They're not gonna watch it either But Now it's known Well you know what the read At least Tanner would Tanner wouldn't watch it I don't think But I think Tanner would read the comments

So comment guys comment No don't don't comment Don't comment don't comment No wait comment like Tanner if you're reading this Comment comment like why did they change it So like every week Like, why do they record out 4 p.m. every week now?

Oh, God, they start showing it before. I was like, guys, they're like, guys, what the fuck? I swear we change it to 4 p.m. Like, what? Oh, dude. No, man, roll up a blunt if you agree. Yeah, roll up a blunt. All right, now unroll it.

Sorry, I'm like really locking in right now. I know I shouldn't be gaming during the podcast, but I'm literally fighting a boss. I've never fought and biting of Isaac and I'm freaking out really bad. You dirty, dirty boy. This dirty boy. I'm almost done. Trust me. Let's talk about BB.

Drizzy. Metro Boomer. It's about time. Dude, I just can't believe I'll let you introduce it because all right. So you actually took a part.

So I made one draft on it and Grunxie Heyman and he's having a good time. I made a draft on it and then it got a lot of likes and then I responded to Metro's tweet with the draft and Metro liked

did you see that? He liked the tweet of my song and I was like bro what the hell Metro booming? I was like I was like is that actually crazy? I was like yeah that's actually crazy because I went

through his likes and he had not liked pretty much any of the rap drafts whatsoever. It was like people who were like actually talented like playing the guitar, like the saxophone. Right. Like over the bee. They were making a beef with like a saxophone. Yeah.

Well, they were just like adding a layer over the... No, that's on a saxophone. Wait. That's a trumpet. It's a trumpet. Oh, is that a trumpet? Okay. No, wait.

That could be it. Anyway, go ahead. Keep with your story. But I don't know. It's just crazy that, Metro called on thousands of people. So he was going to give you a free beat? Probably not, but

he said he was. He's giving somebody a free beat and $10,000. What if it's you? What if it's like, that'd be insane. What if he gives you a free beat? And then throughout the whole beat,

it's like, Metro, Metro! Yeah, like, what if it's it thought? Metro! What if it's called the unwrappable beat? And then I do it, and then I become famous.

Oh, because you did it. And then you're in the cipher. Oh my God. Don't look so yummy, bro. Oh, my. Oh my, that changed the world. Oh, my God. I don't think I would do double X.

I think they're washed. What do he did? Double XO with this one. No. Oh my gosh, please. No. I think double XL is washed now, but I think this is the year it comes back. Why?

Why do you think that? Because it's 2024. 2024 music. Election year. 24 music. I forgot. Yeah. Election year does promote music.

I heard. Studies show at a laboratory called Larry's. Like, I don't. noticing a lot of theirs. With what? With the presidential? 2016 and 24. Guys,

I know what you're talking about. I would never say, it's like Renaissance. I would never say this name on the podcast. Yeah, speaking of G Fuel, G-fuel came on top.

They came on top of all. They got on top of their head. They got on top of their bareback. All on top of them. Because they're copying them. Bad. It's really, really bad.

You didn't see it? So they came out this cup, my god. The Shaker Cup, and it had an anime girl like gaming on it. No way. There it is right there. Gothfuel. That looks exactly the shaker cup and everything. It's so bad, bro. It is really bad. Wow. They're grasping. The mighty have fallen horribly down bad. Horrendously. Well, with that information, make sure you guys use code group for 10% off with your lean. I Gersubs, the real website that has original ideas. And I'll tell you, I had GFuel. Before we were signed with Gersubs, I literally tried GFuel.

flavor and it sucked. Like it was just chawky and gross, right? Yeah. Yeah, the only thing, the only thing keeping G-fuel alive is Pew Pui. Do you remember when I had G-Fiel for the first time ever, my gums were bleeding? Yeah, I do remember that. My eyes were bleeding out of my ass. Yeah.

Yeah. I was hearing blood. It made me depressed. Yeah. I remember, dude, Grunk almost, dude, that was bad. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, I got a phase, Barry G-fuel, and I thought it was so cool. And I was, like, 13.

I remember it was like a really big thing back in 2013, 2014 to stack all of your G-fuel tubs up. That's rich, bro, because each one's like 40-50 bucks. That's what kids were doing, remember? They'd have their control freaks for their controllers. They'd stack it up. Day in the life of a content creator. I first wake up. Get my guns two scoops of G-fuel.

Remember that photo of like someone made a gun out of the, I'm not going to say the brand. I'm going to say cuckooi. Out of the cuckooi drink. It means. Monster. In Spanish. In Spanish. Cuckooi.

I thought you were trying to say Cicoy, like, cool, like in Japanese. I thought you're trying to say Coca-Cola. What? I don't know what I thought you were trying to say. Yeah, I really, it would have never gotten that. They were trying to make a weapon? There's a photo, like, people making A-Ks with it. Not real one, obviously.

Oh, fake ones. AK-47. The obvious drama this week. Oh, the very so obvious. By the way, you see. Kendrick. What? Kendrick.

You got a Kendrick? He said Lammer. Yeah. Lammer. Literally, the heart part six might have been the most embarrassing thing I've ever listened. Dude.

Dude. Did you see that his place is right now under investigation, by the way? It was shot up. One of the, one of the, I think they said

his body guard supposedly got shot. Didn't I ask you? Remember I said, don't you think people are going to go and try and shoot like at Drake's house? And you said,

no, he's got so much security. Remember I asked that? Or you said something about like they wouldn't have a, they wouldn't get planes. Oh, yeah, I was like, they're not going to Canada, bro. Got a passport. So, also, not to think about, I'm pretty sure that house is not in Canada. I think that's the one in Houston.

Well, that makes a lot of sense. That would make sense. Because, the only reason why is because DG academics pulled up a, like, a pedophile map thing. Or like, it's like a Texas, like, uh, registry. Yes. And it's like, if this, if it's a yellow dot, it's for like, this. And it's for, if it's for red, it's for like, pedophiles. Yeah.

And it was like all red and whatever. But he pulled up like a Texas version of it. So I was like, okay, this might be the Houston house. Can I, can I say this now? Drake misinterpreted the lyrics, right? Well, you saw that professor break down the thing? What? Did you see that?

Oh my goodness. Like the basketball guy? Remember the professor? No, not him. There was. Yeah, what's up guys? So instead of basketball on breaking down to his lyrics. is this M?

Yeah. Is he Grison? Oh my God. Oh my God. He's the professor. He's like memes all over the world. That's white boy swag. That is white boy swag.

Look at him. He's lined up. Oh, okay, never mind. I see the start. I see the vision. I see the vision. I hated.

No, but Drake, like, he misinterpreted lyrics and said that. Well, Drake's angle was crazy because he was like,

you talk about I'm a pedophile because you were molester when you were a kid. And everybody was like, huh? Yeah. What kind of shit is that? Yeah, who does that? I'm gonna dis you for having something.

But apparently that didn't even happen either. He just said it. So he's implying that like, it's okay that he's a pedophile if he didn't get. Well, he didn't say like, I'm sorry, I'm not. Trust me, everybody. I apologize. I didn't do nothing wrong. He was just like, if I did it, I'd be arrested.

Yeah, I'm too famous for that. Do you hear him say that? He said, I'm too famous for that shit. He's too famous to be a pedophile. Yeah, I mean, he could list off like, like, dude. It's so great. And like at the end where he's like, I needed a good exercise with the pin. Like, where are you talking to?

Yep, that was good. Yeah, he thought he ate that up. No, but, okay, so there was a college professor who was like English guy, like crazy, whatever. He loves English. And he was talking about Mother I Sober, I believe, from Kendrick's last album. And, um. Sodor. What it was really, what, he was really.

I'm sorry. what he was really referencing and what he was talking about in that song, according to the guy who was breaking down the English, was that he was dealing with traumas because of his mom's traumas, and it was generational trauma that was passed down. And it didn't happen. Her trauma didn't allow her to believe Kendrick. Wouldn't have trauma.

Wouldn't have trauma. So Drake was like, yeah, you got molested. And Kendra was like, no, that didn't happen, actually. Yeah. You didn't have to say anything. He just... Can you just have to listen? But at the same time, at the same time,

neither side has like full a whole sheet of... I'm waiting for a sheet of proof because without it, it's kind of crazy what they're saying about each other. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, it is. Allegations of abusing his wife. Yeah, you see that?

It always... Yeah, it flickers a lot. Oh, that like... Who's speaking through that? And they're brand new. Kendrick. Kendrick. They're brand new light bulbs.

Drake's... You guys ever see the movie Parasite? Yes. No, but I wanted to watch that. There's a person. There's a person. It's a Korean movie, right? It's a person in the base.

What? Dude, how are you guys not seeing it? Is it really good? I know we're talking about. Don't, don't spoil it. Are you gonna watch it?

Yeah. Oh, don't say anything. I'll watch it. You already kind of said something. I don't think you heard me. You know, I didn't hear you. It's okay. But that's a really,

really good movie. It actually is like the top, like, 20 movies of all time. It is, it is huge. Huge. Yeah, it's really, really good. I'm a massive, and it's been massive for like,

since it came out. And like, as long as it came out. I think like, what, 2019 or 20? 2019 sounds like, that's a really, really good movie. I feel like it was the beginning of COVID. There's a parasat like that. I always think about, yeah, it's 2019. I always confused parasite, like typing it, spelling it with,

with the Y. Paraset, like the anime? Yeah, like the anime. No, I don't watch anime anymore. Yeah, I get you. Yo, grunk. Yeah. When do you move out of your dorm and do you have that process locked in?

Or no, not yet. I move out tomorrow. And are you going to do a dorm prank? Dorm prank. Dorm prank! Like, you gotta, like, do some granchy. Do a fart bomb in the entire school. I have all these balloons.

Wait, maybe I'll have a party tonight. Oh. Tie it up to the room. Move it back home tomorrow. So this is, the dorm era is ending. This is the last, you'll see of me in this door. Where you go next to your mansion? Hey, yeah.

Yeah. Literally. Yeah. No, next year, we'll be in our own home. For Grunk's mental's sake, I could not imagine it living here. Grog, I could see you, like, turn on your webcam and you're just like in the fucking woods. Like, you're in the campsite. Dude, wait, Grunk, speaking of that right now, I didn't tell you guys this.

You guys remember the slow-mo guys from, like, years ago when they had that one viral video of them filling up that giant water balloon and jumping on it and shit? I bought that water balloon and I'm going to record a vlog for it. No way. Yeah. I'm jealous. It's going to be so much fun. We're going to go to the backyard and we're just going to record it with a leg of hose. Can I jump from the roof?

Like, would I be safe or would it actually hurt me? No, you wouldn't. I think you'd be fine. Can you do that? What is that? Oh, I don't slap. What's that new something fluid? Is it pneumonic, pneumatic?

Oh, they think that. Were you sitting in it? Yeah, I think so, maybe. You stand in it, you sink. What if you hit it really hard, it's solid? Oh, yeah. Jump in the roof on that. Like, Ublek.

That's how you die, man. What is that liquid? Yeah, he's right. It's Ubleck. obleck obleck oh whoa what the hell

whoa it's so easy oblec everybody it's like a green slime but the surface tinching it's really hard if you hit it really fast but if you go slow

and steady it's like that's crazy it's like quicksand oh whoa there's an Easter egg oh why is it like floating there's an Easter egg

hey for listeners at home grung storm has Drake and Kendrick just plays Yeah, this is Drake and Kendrick. They're playing patty cake in the background. They're so cute.

Yeah, it's going to be... That beef will be generational. Can I predict a summer trend forecast? Sure. If you can get it all the way through, I'll personally give you everything I have in my bag. Well, this is like a personal, our hour world trend forecast. Okay.

So, Minecraft. Okay. Streaming is going to be big. Okay. Having fun with friends. Moths. Moffs? Moths.

There's a, Big migration. Getting that money. Um, I'm just gaslating. Oh, damn I feel for it. But yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a fun, it's gonna be a fun boy summer.

Fun boy summer. Wait, and you can't forget ice cream. And ice cream and weed. I'm going to get ice cream tonight. We are excited. Yeah, you wanna go? Where are you going? Uh, you know where we're going.

What's the address? How do we get there? So, like, plans. Do you guys remember the YouTuber The Master of Luck? Yes. Let me see. That sounds like an old wizard name or something like that.

Do you remember the wizard? No, I loved his videos. Yeah, the master of luck. He's in Austin. Do you remember, uh, do you remember, no way? Yeah. Huh?

Crazy Russian hacker. Yeah. Wait, do you remember a lieutenant? Um, Lieutenant, like me. Yeah, with the anonymous. Dude, you know YouTubeable, right? YouTubeable. He's the guy who did the voice trolling on call of duty years ago.

He did the girl. I'm not gonna lie, I went straight to like those like Minecraft 3D. Oh, no, no, not YouTube 8. What is that one called? I forget, dude. Something HD. Yes, something. HD something.

HD, yeah, but anyway, YouTube will, he works for GamerSups. Yeah, he's a partner manager. Dude, this is the kind of picture you see when, like, someone dies. That is true. What the hell? Yeah, he was a really big YouTuber years ago. Yeah, I met him. He was nice as hell.

Mm-hmm. He plays basketball. He just had he could dump. Did you test it? Why would he lie? A.O. Grunk. Hey, oh, grunt. What's good?

Bored. You fuck with banana floats? What is that? Banana float? Oh, my God. No, don't tell him about this. It's a stupid idea of fucking Apple sinks. He keeps telling me about it.

What? What? That's how he starts. What? It sounds like ice cream. That's how he starts. He goes, do you like banana float? And then it'll somehow lead to Apple sinks.

What are apples? He's just doing like opposite, opposite, kind of. What is apple sinks? It's not a banana, but it's an apple and then it's not floating. You say it all the time. You have me confused with the wrong Italian. I'm just gonna tell it all the time. I do not know what Apple sinks is.

Yeah, you say Apple sinks all the time. What is Apple sinks? It's not banana flow. It's not banana flow, but it's the opposite. Dude, you guys are being dumb. Whoa. No, I totally just got that now. That's crazy.

Is this how a banana works? What does that say? What, where? Oh, no. No, no, no, no. You can't read Korean, can't you? Yeah, but that shit is so small for, I can't see that. Mini Motos live on motorsport.

What is he saying? Bro, that's not even Korean. That's like, that's just an accent. The cool fat racing website, the final round. I wanted to buy these. I did for a video. I'll tell you what? My hips are so just absolutely fucked up and they have been my whole life.

When I do that with my legs, it literally feels like my hip is going until it swiveles around my back. It feels like it goes. out of place. I'm not kidding. When I wrote the motocompo, my literal fucking hip, like locked out. I feel like somebody put a bolt in between my bones.

You actually just reminded me of something. I'm not even lying. You just remind me of something. You say you have neck pain, don't you? Like bad neck pain, headaches, whatever? Yeah. Okay. Does anyone else here? Kind of? This is not a meme. This sounds like a magic trick. All right, what?

Dude, all right. Now check your bed. Oh, no. Whoa. No, you all get hypnotized? Yeah, yeah. Your neck pain, your neck pain will leave today. Oh, wow. Wait, grunk, how much money do you have? How much money do you have with you right now?

Uh, let's just... I'm sensing 20, 20, okay, wait, it's going to... Wait, no, it's going up. Yeah, it's all right here. He's like the richest college student now. Grunk. Grunk. After three, we say number at the same time in between one and ten.

Okay. One, two, three, four, six. Fuck. All right, go ahead. What were you saying? I was going to say that I found out I have arthritis in my neck. Really?

Whoa. How'd you get that? You want to know how? Sitting down all day? Having bad posture. Having your, like, if you have your phone and you're facing down like this, your neck is not supposed to be like that.

Huh? You do always do that. All of you do that. We all do. Bro, I go like this. You know who has it the worst? Yummy. I notice in calls all the time.

Yummy's face down this way. Can I see your side profile? Jesus Oh my Big Whip Yeah that's bad No it's I wouldn't say it's big I would say it was big whoop if I didn't

If I wasn't in pain every other day Can you quit Are you in pain every other day? Yes dude Some days it's so bad What are you gonna do about it? I mean I've gone to the chiropractor Nothing helps

Delete the fucking photo I already deleted it Yeah I'm No like I've been to the chiropractor So many times And it literally doesn't help me And it really sucks And there's been like

I'd say probably like, it's not horribly, like, I don't know, like debilitating at all. It's not debilitating. But the fact that I'm like early 20s and there's, there's been like five days within the last like six months where I literally cannot do anything besides lay down because I've been so much pain. So I found out from the doctor that that exists. It's like you get like texting hands or like you like that neck where you're like hunched over looking down sitting at a desk for a long time. I mean, you've been sitting at a desk for how many years and so have I? Since 2018. That poor posture.

I'm telling you. That's how I found out. And I'm very active. Yeah. I mean, I was at one point really heavy. But still, even in the time that I'm kind of in shape, I have arthritis in my neck. Humans just got to evolve. No, yeah.

So he noticed, he said that it's in the youth. It's happening in the youth. He's seeing it happen a lot. Like now. Yeah. It's because your head is so heavy and your neck's not supposed to be forward off like the center of gravity. your spinal cord. Have you, uh, weighted your head? Your head's usually like a tenth of

your weight, isn't it? What? Okay, maybe that's not true. No, that's not true. Let me see. Isn't it? Is it? No. How much does your... I think your head's pretty heavy? Yeah, but there's no way of 600 pounds. 11 pound bro. Yeah, sorry, I'm wrong. I was thinking, I was like, I was like, there's no way a 600 pound guy would have a 60 pound head, so never...

It scales as you get bigger. Everyone's neck is like bulky, like... Oh my God. All right, it's 11 pounds. I thought it was like 10 pounds. Wow. Wait, you're must... Whoa, look at that. 40, 10 pounds. If you got a big head, you got a bad spine. No, you just can't. I have a

big head. Do you have a big head? Wait, sad profile. Side profile. Jesus. Wow. Should I not straight by back? No, you're good. No, but there's a... No, just keep it chill. Like, party, party. There's a balance to everything, because if you stand too much, you mess up your posture,

you have pain. If you sit too much, you mess up your posture, you have pain. There's literally balance between how much you're supposed to do with both in a day. Do you sleep on your stomach? No, I sleep on my back. That's good. I had to do that because I was in so much pain before. Like, the worst my neck pain ever was was when I lived in Tennessee. It had a really,

really firm mattress, like, so, like you couldn't move in it. Like, somebody could be on the other side of the bed, jumping, and it wouldn't move your side. Oh, my God, I've seen ads like that. Yeah, that's literally how it was. They put milk in a cup and they, like, or they do wine? Yeah, you can do that. And they start, and, uh, with that, uh, with that, It's so firm. You don't,

you kind of sink, but barely. So I was, I would sleep on my side and my pillow was really low. And my neck would be like this. And bro. On the side? You lay your side?

Yeah. Yeah. So I found out, so I actually bought a pillow for it. And if you lay on your back, you're supposed to have a pillow that kind of looks like, like that, like a,

like two mountains, like a hump, like humpback. You know what I'm saying? On a camel or something like that. So like, that's what I bought for if I'm laying down. And he said that if you lay on your side,

you need to have it flat. And your head can't be like, this because then it'll go concave into the mountains. It has to be like the box, like the 90 degree angle. Yep, but I sleep on my stomach and that is the worst you can do. Yeah. Like that is so bad. I think you can placebo yourself into good health.

I'll be honest. You can. I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. I have great posture. I'm beautiful. I'm handsome.

Jesus. I'm rich. I'm rich. I can get taller right now. Yeah. I don't know if it works. Grunk, you're on your whole manifestation. I am.

I am. I talked about that. Can you manifest going through this TV right now? Jesus. Wow. He did it. I saw his hand go all the way out here. But yeah,

I manifested passing all three of my Kim exams and I did. I think it's because you prepared for them and you did it. Yeah, I did prepare for them, but I also like, like, I really did feel something interesting when I took my exam. You felt something?

Like, I was just writing down the things that I felt like I needed to write without even knowing if they were right or wrong. Okay, that's good. Can I, can I tell you something awesome? Yeah.

Can I? Yeah. Okay. I started a new hobby. Hey. I wouldn't say I started a new one. I just revived. Airsoft.

Like Robo. Cod zombies too. Dude, when we do cod zombies, we do it hard. And for like, I don't know, about a month.

That lives for like a good month. Remember earlier when I said that if I heard you in like a school lunch and I was a bully, I'll kick your ass? Yeah. I would have done that

again if I heard that. I don't even remember what you said. We were playing Roblox. We were playing Roblox and he was like, no. Oh, it was about Clash of Clans. You're like, oh yeah, I got a fire drag in. I got a fucking ice drag game. And I was like, I was in call. I was like, dude. And then I saw what I said. Yeah, you said you beat me up. And then I didn't beat your ass. Well, look, I went paintballing and I do have a wealth still on my hand from like last, it was two weeks ago almost now. But, um, paintballing is not as fun in my opinion as Airsoft. Yummy begs to differ. Yummy thinks that airsoft is more sweaty.

And it is. But like, yeah, I would like something more casual. And like, it's way more, I feel like it's way more satisfying to shoot somebody with a paintball gun than. You're a cod fan. What do you mean? You're a caught, yeah.

Airsoft? No. You like Paynebaugh more. But wouldn't Airsoft be more like Call of Duty? No. Yeah. Airsoft would be more like Battlefield. Like, it's like, realistic.

Oh, okay. You get what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's like, yeah. Sorry.

I didn't think about that. But you know what I, you know what I will. say oh I'll say is that um with airsoft in when people don't call their shots like if they don't get hit and like you know if you hit them it's kind of easy to just pretend like you didn't get hit yeah honest like paintball people you get fucking hit you know because there's paint splatter so like with air soft the gun that I bought will prevent that from happening what do you if I went to paintball I would get a vacuum why to suck up there you go do you like shut the paint off

No, no You go with the baby wipes in your back pocket No way your whole outfit is white So like you just get like a roller like No No it was already why Piss me off I fucking swear I shot him

I heard it Let me say can you can we pull up YouTube It's right there Okay yeah It's in dodge ball that would get hit And then like act like they didn't And then look around to make sure no one sees And then they keep playing it's like

Yeah you're disgust You gotta like know how to lie if you're gonna lie at least Don't look around. Just forward. Don't react. Right. Can we show the video of what my gun? It's a very, very classic meme.

Yeah. It's the no full auto in the building. Oh, that video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen that video before? I've earned my pad. Oh, no, not that. Oh!

Watch this, Grown. I'm not full auto. It's not full auto. This is. Not falado. What is the use of it? that like so like you use that so okay yeah so the gun that I is it like when they burn your patch huh I don't yeah please watch the video

he burned my patch oh all right explain explain why what's the use um it's just it's kind of like a cool factor but like I'm not gonna lie if someone doesn't call their shots like if I shoot them and they don't fucking call it I'm just gonna full on laser them oh my god 50 rounds a second are you brushing all the way wrong oh my god I have seen this oh my god I have seen They all go back. They're like AI. No, they're like birds. They're like me characters.

They're like pros. They're like me characters. Yeah, it's like if you're like your sims looking at your mouse. You burn my patch. What's I supposed to do? What the heck, man? What? It's like a 13 year old kid.

You burn my patch. You burn my patch. What? You burn my patch. What? What? How? He burned my patch. I didn't know that was this video. Well, that's, that gun that he has, I'm pretty sure it's a polar star.

It's a polar star. We're a helicopter. They're playing on Afghan or something. That is crazy, actually, dude. Okay, I'm not going to lie, though. This is why Airsoft and Low Key, it fucks. It fucks like a rhino. No, you know what I wanted?

I wanted to go to the Nuketown place where they do the paintballing and the Airsoft. What? They do both. They do both. A big group video. Let's do it. Hold. And then it gets nooked at the end?

Can I use my rig in my setup if we all go as a group? Yeah, but I'm not playing against you. My rig. R-I-G. You have a ray gun. You got a rigon. No, there was a video. It was from a, I think it was like a prom.

It was like kind of recent. There was like a shooting that happened or something. And there was the sounds of like the gut, the bullets ricocheting, but it sounded like a ray gun. And someone commented like, oh, hell not. They got to figure out of a backup punch. Yeah, yeah, it was out of neighborhood. And it was like the, uh, ju-choo-choo-choo-do-d-d-do-d-o-d-o.

Oh my God, they figured out how to pack a bunch in the hood. Oh, no. It's scary, man. Yeah. It's scary. But it sounds like Star Wars. See, if I was a bully right now. I would not let you go near me.

I would slap the shit out of you. Hell no. I got in lame. I'd stuff you in the locker, bro. Did you guys? Have you ever been stuffed in the locker, bro? I put myself in the locker. Why is that?

Deep. Because I can get out. Because like I only did it My mom would take me to the high school she thought at And like I'd put myself in the locker and like wait so so like Okay, I gotta ask you I gotta ask you just how was it being like the the kid of like The mom worked at school. Oh, yeah, that's cool. I only went a few times, but it was Oh, it was a different school. I didn't different school. Yeah, I was like five whenever she took me to

Yeah, right still wasn't right this is crazy i remember the chairs being so damn big compared to me and i was like how do people fit in this wait what what uh how do people fit in this what year how old were you like five six oh okay that sounds like 2015 i think dude i was talking to larry about that i think wait what i'm kidding is this gullible on the ceiling broke dude i was talking to larry about this You guys remember when, I think it was Larry, you remember when, like, you were 10 years old and you found out that a kid was like in fucking high school. And you're like, holy shit, that's so crazy.

Oh, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you'd be like middle school and you find out someone's in college and you're like, what? Like they're so old to you. Yeah. We're past that point. Like when I was a, when I was a first grader, I got fifth graders. And I was like, dude, those guys are fucking, those guys are fucking big.

Like, they run this shit. It felt like prison, dude. I'm like, why? That shit felt like prison. And I know them kids up there? I had a friend named Alex and Alex had a brother who was like way older than us

and that guy now I'm not gonna lie Alex I don't know if you're hearing this but like Alex will slowkey you bitch damn because he would resort to using the oh yeah well my brother my brother will kick your ass

oh that is a bitch move bro so you can't and then if I recall correctly his brother didn't do shit so way that's like calling it a juggernaut like really Yeah, and then you can't but a care package. Exactly.

And then it was like not a care package. It was like the explosion. Yeah. What are it's called? Can I do a trivia question for you guys? Yeah. Go ahead. We were talking about Rayguns.

And then I was like, oh, what else sounds like a Raygun? I was like, what baby animal sounds like a Raygun? Do you know? Do you know? What? What baby? What in nature? A baby animal sounds like a ray gun.

Is it a bird of some sort of it? Maybe not like a ray gun, but it sounds like a blaster, like a Star Wars blaster. Like a crow? Oh! Like a laser gun. Oh. You know? I'm familiar, I think.

I feel like I do. Is it a bird? Like, can you mimic the sound? If it's not a bird, if it's not a bird, it's those big ass monkeys. He sounds like a frog. No, it's not a monkey. Damn. He does, is that like a monkey with like an air sack?

I don't know. Look up. Oh, my God, those? No, no, no, no. Go on YouTube. You're on YouTube. Look up Baby Alligator. Sounds.

Oh, you're right. Wait, why don't I... Why don't I just go on, uh... Remember the Google thing? Maybe I'll get your sounds. Oh. Not that side. Oh, that?

That. Whoa. Yeah, that, that's... What? I gotta say that's such a specific thing. How did you like... I've never thought about... I just remember them.

They're cute little guy. Like how cute he is. Yeah. He is cute. I wish they didn't get bigger. Oh, look. Imagine they stayed that size forever. What's how do you think he makes?

Green geckos. get good. All right, whoever engineered this one, I gotta ask you one thing, like, the colors, like, what's to deal with the colors? And, like, why his eyes bulging out? And why'd you make them like so far? Mating purposes, bra.

I've seen a pair of shoes. That's sexy to people? Nike. Those are Nike flat on. Dude, like, most of the reason why animals are pretty because of the freaking mating, and that's it. It's kind of like. Yeah, dude, God's kind of a freak for that.

When he asks motherfuck is. Can we watch, can we, I know, can we watch the wolf video? I like that video. Guys, this is a video podcast, please. A very happy wolf. Okay. Listeners at home.

Yeah, because it is, it's a very happy wolf. Listeners, if you were, if you've never watched the podcast, this would be the time to break that. Just look how happy he is. I love your smile. Oh. So shit. This lady has a lot of wolves. Only a matter of time before it changes signs.

What was this video up in like 27? Only a matter of 2016. I've seen it multiple times. too. Okay, now this is a good video. Monkey reacts to magic? Come on, baby. It's just scratching his butt. Like, I don't even care.

Yep. This is the animal podcast. Fucking yonning. Fucking. Yep. You're a loser. I don't want to look at you. You dumb.

You smell. You stink. He's ignoring it. I don't give a damn. Slight him out. Bum. Bum. Fell for the easiest trick of the book.

Bum. Bum. Monkeys are cool, but. No, you're weird. you're weird he's weird right I had a monkey yeah

when I was a kid and he had like realistic skin that's weird you're both weird what did I do you hate baby monkeys I don't like yeah

they're fucking he was weird he was robotic and he'd be like yeah it's like the ones they put in like the actual forest

and like they try to like record this monkey I'm gonna look up monkey have you seen those videos grog yeah

and they're like a robot monkey's getting bullied now yeah they're like hitting it with like rocks

like They have a foeteral? Yes! Yes, they were actually like mourning. They were like, oh, we are... The mother has realized we're not a true monkey. Dude, I found it. I found it. I found the exact what I had.

Right there, bro. Yeah, let me see if I can find the name. I'll tell you to look it up. Okay. Look up. Hasbro. Oh, no. Robot toy monkey.

Satanic monkey, would you say? Robot toy chip. Okay. Oh. You would have something like that weirdo. Oh, thank you. Look at the third one. No.

He had a bottle. No. Yeah, that's him. Oh, they get scary over time. Oh, my God. I told you. Ew. Look.

He's left carb gang. That one's rare. That one's rare. How much are they selling it for? Oh, dude. Funeral. Is this a, oh. Wait, what?

Oh, for real. For real. Oh, that was good. I don't know how much they go for it. Wait, eBay? Not bad. How much? 67 Gbp.

63, 73, 73. It's pound. Great British pounds. It's probably like 80 books? Yeah. 80. 90. I say 67.

While we're filming this, it's Mr. Beast's birthday. Happy birthday beast. Happy birthday beast. 26 years old. Let that beast out! 260 million subscribers. So how does it make you feel that he's more successful than both of us in he was too at our age as well? I don't really care.

I mean, I just kind of stay in my lane. What if? It makes to realize how smart he is. You think so? Yeah. Dude, how does it taste? His dick in my mouth? Yeah.

Drunk. Good shit, dude. Yup. What, I can't appreciate a guy who's like killing it. You glaze KDOT. You glaze Mr. Beast. You glaze. Yes, you do.

You do it all the time. Win. Come on. What did I say? Number one thing. Why are you putting it at me? I've been saying it for years, dude. Kendrick is crazy.

I've been saying it for years. I had because everybody was like, Oh, see? No, because nobody listened to me. Nobody listened to me. And then they're like, they hear like one diss and they're like, What though? What the hell? The Kedjik made a good song? What the fuck, dude? It's like, yeah, idiot, no shit. I've really never heard anyone argue that Kendrick is not the best. What do you mean? They were like, they're like, they're like, only, he's like, why are you surprised? They're like, it's a weird. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, mainstream wise. Yeah, but like your average, like internet person, they don't care about Kendrick Lamar. Your average Joe Schmo. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Maybe I'm on the other side of the internet where everyone appreciates it. It's because Kendrick Lamar has it made like a really. good album in like years. Since

2017. Was that damn? Pretty sure. Look it up. Damn. I wasn't the biggest fan of his last project. It's like it's got its place or whatever it's for whoever it's for, but he hasn't made some banging shit like in a while. 2017. And there's so many new young people on the internet.

This is literally seven years ago. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got loyalty. I need everyone to listen to that good weekend. Right now. This is a PSA. this is a PSA dude you gotta get on it bro

huh you gotta get on it dude okay this is kind of a hot topic but I'm gonna not really I think a lot of people can agree actually but like

it doesn't make any sense to me that the label for Juice World is just consistently releasing music still I think he's released like oh he's released that's a hot bro

I mean some people are like nah like let it you know he recorded it go ahead put it out there but like I really don't nah he's got a Foschamus releases are

Unless The only case Is it posthumous? Post humus Postumis Postumis Whatever Wait look it up

Damn We're gonna have the lady pronounce it in our ear POS It's post humus I'm pretty sure Post Humus

Because you're dead Post after Postumous Postumous Oh O Oxtrumet Okay

So posthumous albums The only time I've ever seen It being like done well Was Mac Miller With Circles But didn't he also say, didn't he also like tell the guy what he wanted before he died or no?

Not really, but the guy was like dude, that's John Bryan. He's like crazy talented. That guy has worked with so many people. Dude, X and Lil Pete are still releasing music. Yeah, they are. Yeah, that's one. But I mean, Juice World released I think probably 10 songs this year, five to 10 songs. Well, like, yeah, I think

people will just go back home and then make like 20 songs. If you pass God forbid Knock on wood Tikea wood If you pass Do I have the permission

To press the mud Okay All of them No not all of them Just the one that are in my folder For the next project I heard a bad The yummy song one time

I was showing I was like dude I hate these I was like going through My old songs He said something horrible Okay that's not true He predicted everything Everything ever

He predicted the thing that happened To Maryland I just want to let you know When the song's out This is what's gonna happen And then it all happens. lists all the wars. This everything.

I want to make an album. You should make an album and put it in the lunchbox and dig it on the ground. Yes. Yes, thank you. I've been addicted to some videos lately. When the ball is falling down the race and it's Mr. Crabs rapping against like Walter War. No, you watch those. I do too.

You go hard. Oh my God. I let you send that to Camden and I said, who the fuck watches and likes these? Dude. And it's you three. You three bumbling oaks. Because it's so funny. They're good.

They go, Oh, Slat, I'll come out tonight. Yeah, flat. What is he saying? And then like Peter Griffin

steps in. They use different songs. No, but there's one really popular. They use a lot of popular songs and a lot of like really I wonder if I could find one. Random ones.

But, um, it's so, like, that is genuine brain rock. Dude, I don't, I'm honestly submitting to the brain rot.

My, my, my, my 4-you page is turned to a four-year brain to rock brain. You have so much life to live. I think I got scammed. I'm pretty sure it's been soaked It's been like drained out of me

Like a fucking sponge I mean I got scammed I'd be scrolling man I can even lie Yeah I got scammed Yeah me got scammed That's the title of the podcast Yummy got scammed

Yomi did what Dude I got scammed Yeah me can you pose for the film though Please man Thank God Go ahead The reason I got scammed is because I recently I did some like landscaping

For like a house Like I paid for some right No way I was gonna say You did not cut nobody's grass. Yeah, I did. No, no, no. But what are you laughing at, bro?

Poshamist. Nothing, man. Just tell your story. But listen, I'm looking at this shit, bro. All I did was get landscaping done. Very, very, like, plain, plain yard, plain thing. $100. No, bro.

But, like, it was, it was pretty expensive, but it's like, you know, it's an investment. It was nine grand, okay? I'm looking at these people that got a full, ass basketball court. They gotta be lying. And everything around the court landscaped in their backyard, concrete slab, everything. 11.

11.5 grand. No way, dude. Either I got scanned or they're like, they're cheating. No, landscapers overcharge Ella. It's like, who else gonna do it? Unless he do TikTok. I got a bunch of quotes.

I got a bunch of quotes, bro. I mean, it's a hard job. I mean, like, who else is going to do it? I will. Yeah, exactly. No, you can't. I'll do it. Why didn't you ask me?

I could have. Dude, have you seen Grung's speed run? You can do it. I can do that shit. Grung didn't like, what was the speed run time, dude? Into like six seconds. I think it was like 12. Yeah, it was crazy.

You were, dude. Yeah, that was a crazy move for post-off. I can't even lie. Are we starting with Minecraft server? Like really this summer? Yes, I would actually join. Yes. I'm going to sink hours into it and it's going to be fun.

On my life, all right? And if I'm lying, you can kill me, God. I don't care. On my life. Every time you've turned. turned on the server I hop on and I like enjoy myself a little bit and then I'm like Dan no one's here's do you guys want me to keep the same mods that I kept last time like marrying people and all that shit yeah actually yeah because I needed to teleport as long

as it's just the group yeah I want to have fun with my bros and me invite Anthony Padilla and and the group and Anthony Padilla and Ian yeah and and and Fred oh my god please bro and annoying orange Fred will be so funny any can Marin a cause girl Fred is a twin brother DIRF? Look up for... Go to YouTube right now. It is DIRF. Durf is his enemy. You guys are Durf.

Durf is a cool company name. Oh yeah. Okay, wait, what was his brother? Durf for like something that's like Carhart would go hard. What? His name is Lucas by the way. Like a brand like Carhart. Look at Lucas.

Oh, Lucas. What was the name? Oh, damn. Now go to his videos. He has a twin brother. Wow. And I'm pretty sure they're both gay. Which is like, it doesn't matter.

But like, look, they talk the same. They look the same. They act the same, bro. It's so crazy. You watch it. I'm pretty sure. They're both. All right.

Using that logic, how do I not know that you don't have a twin brother? Yeah, hang on. Hey, yo. What does that mean? What if the other, what if the first you that I made is chilling right now in your room? Wait, what? I've never seen two yumbies in the same room. That's what I'm saying.

I've never seen yummy and two yummy in the same room. Who's yummy? What yummy is this right now? This is yummy. Okay. Too yummy. Too yummy. Wait, real quick.

Two yummy. The fuck? Find the other channels. Go to, like, you scroll. There's got to be something. No, go to home. Go to home. Go to home on his channel.

Yeah, go to home on his channel. And scroll down. Okay. Dude, can I say some real quick? You guys, we got some clap back. Down. For like, yeah, we got some clap, major clap from the back. about the fact that like our fucking one of our pod

one of our thumbnails was really bad in the group channel dude their thumbnails are shit as fuck look that's just they're so bad look you watch them side by side that one but like who the hell is comparing us to that one two three second row thick yeah summer's here and with a new toyota you can start your summer with a flash

who nailed it qualify for it whatever let's see it only on this week I went to goodwill to look I could tell him apart Barely They're both That's very shiny That's Fred?

That's Fred and his brother No way I got a fish I got a fish I got a fish Oh my god wait is that his husband I'm oh my god Everybody Fred Fred everybody

Wait hey it's Fred I'm not kidding you That might be his husband I might be wrong No it is Oh you are wrong Dude I said it was his gay brother Oh no I mean

You know who that is That's Fred Look up Lucas Lucas Lucas yeah I was a big fan look up Lucas yeah look up if he has a husband I'm sorry Lucas I didn't mean it Matthew oh shit 2013 to present this is Jacob this is Jacob whoa is that is his brother oh that is his brother you're right okay I was what I say they look a lot of like brother yeah yeah oh okay okay okay okay okay wait my god he has a husband yeah he has husband uh Matthew Matthew fuck what does that guy look like

Matthew Farkas Matthew fuckus Matthew Farkas Matthew Farkas We're getting A distraited He's a TikTok He looks British

Is he like the stonehead? Dude I thought that was Connor What was his name? Connor I want Oh Connor East Pants No, no, Connor O Fanta Do they divorce? I don't know

He's fans No, they're still together He's Fence Yeah He definitely got surgery. Look at that third picture. Yeah, he got sir yeah okay dude, you're just a hater. Look you don't know what perfect looks like you don't know what person looks like. You don't know what a god was like Look at him like two years ago to now bro. He got surgery. Is that like surgery to you? I can't see that tiny photo. Huh? Huh? Is it?

Broly bald? Does that little like surgery? They look British. He's got skinny asslid. Are they British? No they're not. Whoa! Hey yo Hey yo what What we're looking at right now You guys are just watching Fred Dude I like how I like how by the way

It was off cameras you guys don't know But Tater walks by He joins a podcast in a cowboy hat Isaac walked by like 40 minutes ago And looked at us and went to his room Dude I was like this I was like this And I was like

What? See that's a difference That boy really don't give a fuck See that's a difference I'm like let me Hey, can somebody go back to the start of this year? I want them to count up who missed what episodes. The last episode.

You haven't been doing that. No, but they're wrong. They're saying I'm like negative, or no, 200 million something. No, dude, the last episode. No, I'm telling you, I've seen my number go up across episodes where I didn't miss. And I'm like, why is that happening? Yeah, they keep adding more. Yeah.

Okay, so here we go. Every time someone has missed an episode. Isaac 2, Nick 22, Tanner 13, Larry 5, growing 14 and Yummy 13. Yeah, restart the counter. No, no, because we're not 22. That's why you wanted to restart. I wanted to restart because that was, because we're in a whole new year. We're in a whole new year.

Like, come on. Why can't we restart? Dude, the podcast is like, had been going. Dude, if you had Sierra and I was 92, you wouldn't want to restart. Yeah. How does the dude that lives in the house miss more episodes than the dude getting his degree? Who's my name? He was getting a degree.

Yeah, he was getting a degree. Who's getting a degree? Who's getting a degree? Me on the side. I don't think I missed one this year. All right, wait, I actually want to ask Grok this because he's wrapping up his first year at his dorm in college.

So, with reflection now of your current experience of college versus everything you've heard us gripe and complain about here, you a year ago wanted to move here. How do you feel now? I'm so glad I didn't. There you go.

Smash your pass. I agree. I don't think I would have survived the week in that damn house, I'll be honest. You would have hit two weeks. I'm like, I needed to flourish in a social environment. Yeah.

La la la la la la la la la la. But yeah, I'm glad I made the decision I did because it allows me to get the best of both world. I think that it was really important. I remember when we were having this conversation. It was really, really important that you went to college or at least got really social.

Because like you were in the COVID years for school. You grew up late. You grew up in the fallout. Yeah Oh yeah Amazing show by the way Yeah I started the first episode It was good

This year at college Has literally been Pekington Pekington Pekington That's fucking sweet Do you like have a lot of like Really really really Core memory

You know Times Yes So far Like so much has happened Like just looking through my camera roll It's such a lit time It's just like oh I remember that

That was like a good night It's like hungover Where he goes through his camera roll It's like crazy the night before. Oh yeah. You want some movie on over? Wait, no.

Now? Or is hanging over? Hang over. It's basically these guys like they go to Vegas to celebrate like a bachelor party and they get so fucked up that they don't know what happened

the night before and they find his little camera and they go through the photos and it gets crazy. It gets a little wild. It gets a little wild. Crazy. Can I be real for a second?

Yeah. I thought it was Sunday all day. Yesterday. It's Tuesday. Yeah. Yesterday, I was like, oh, it's Sunday. And I thought it was Sunday all day yesterday. I figured out it was Tuesday when I woke up today.

And I was like, The life of town. Me, oh my. Well, Isaac knew it was podcast day because he told me last night. Me, oh, my. If I would have heard him say that, I was like, oh, shit. I would have it. It was like right after you would upstairs.

God dang it all the heck, dude. Hanging out of heck. Anthony Edwards is a goat of all time. Dude, he dropped like, what, 30? Like, dude, he dropped so many points. Talking to the mic, dude. Oh, sorry. You know what that was?

He's like talking to me. Sorry, I'm used to like a mic just being right here. Dude. What was it, like, a 30-point gap? I don't know. Oh, yeah, they had a 30-point lead on the Nuggets. That's not. Don't even look at him.

Yeah, don't like him. What did they have a... Dude, what did he drop, like, 40 points that one game? Jalen Brontage dropped 40 points in 4. playoff games in a row which hasn't been done since Michael Jordan but I don't hear this seat people think what's that people think what's that what's that wait wait what's that one kid where he's like don't what does he do oh I know exactly you're talking about it seems like Mason or something like and he's like looking to the top left and he's like oh away when I think so

yeah this it's like I'm looking at my thoughts so I'm just like go my way away Is it like Grayson or something? Grace at Allen. And they ask him all out there like, can you do the scream please? Can you do the scream? Oh, that guy. He's famous now. He's awesome.

He's still in school with him. He's still in school with him. What are you talking about? You know another guy? He's famous, TikTok guy. I've never heard of this guy. Yeah, look up. He just kind of screams.

He's so famous. Two words. Bring him up. Yep, there he is. No. Away. There he is. Go away.

I'll see if I've seen him. Yep, I've seen him. Yeah. I know what he's famous now. Is this Tanner talking to yummy. I don't care about your question. That is what I don't care. You're like, who do you think of away?

The Timberwolves or the nuggets? I don't care. I'm like calculating your question. Go. Go. Go. You don't care about... Go.

I was asking about Minnesota. Go away. Go away. Yeah. I'm not going to lie That's when I think of Washington And I think of just like Washington residents Yeah that's what I

That's all of Washington That's all of Washington Yeah Walking around Getting some snack I was part of it dude I was part of Washington We gotta find something else to do

Dude just get like I'm sick of it Just get like Protein bar No I don't Like yesterday I got Slim Jim Baked Cheetos

Slim Jim's not good for you though I mean, yeah, I mean, whatever. Slim Jim, baked Cheetos. Bake Cheetos. Wait, you got the baked ones. Good work. Yeah, they're good. And it's smart water.

How about no Cheeto, no slim gym. So what's no point of even going? I'm going to try. My summer resolution is to learn how to cook for myself, but I think you guys should do the same this summer. Grunk, I have an idea. That's a good point. Dude, you know why I can't.

Oh, I cook before I moved in this house. the time. Did you really? Yes! I don't want to talk to. Dude, I used Hello Fresh for like two or three years. I used Hello Fresh.

Don't bring up the kitchen, please. Because then we're going to talk about Isaac using the refrigerator and then we're going to talk about... That damn kitchen. Two episodes. It's clean. Two episodes.

Maybe one actually. We had a good street going. Just to know that like, no, we can't. This house and the last house I was not able to cook. I think I cooked twice. And the most

cooking that happens for most of the guys is either using the microwave. Is it me? Because I cook ground beef and rice all the time. You do. Or Larry with ramen. You know when was a lot? And that's just boiling water. Yeah, that's not cooking. Tell me about your eggs, dude. What I do? Was it good? Be real. He made the me best scrambled eggs of all time, drunk. I'm not even lying.

Like, it was better than my mom. Sorry, mother. But, like, it was better. I'll show you again. Dude, he melted butter in the pan. Any motherfucking? Hey, man, leave me a lot. He whipped it. He whipped it. Did he do the thing? And he poured it in. And he poured it in. And he poured it. And he poured it. And he poured it. And he poured it. And he poured it in. On the wrist. I never stopped moving it. On the heat, off the heat. On the heat, off the heat. Yep. So it's creamy. Yes. So you put a little sour cream in it. He put sour cream in it. And there was butter in it. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah, it's a smidge. And I put it in my rice.

That salt. He's doing salt. Dude, yeah, he put it with rice and Frank's red hot. It was crazy. Yeah. And I put sourcress. It was the best. That sounds yummy. That's a breakfast. It was really good. I'm not even lying. What are you doing? He's playing drums. Fucking season my eggs. All right, but listen. There's this guy who does meal prep. on Instagram and I watch me in his crock pot recipes and it's awesome. Croc pots are sweet. But that guy also has shelf space in target some targets but he's in Austin so he might have some of his frozen meals in Target here and I want to find. Why don't we get him on for a group video? Hey man.

Want to cook? Like a cook off? He does that well he just says crock pot. He just that's pretty boring. All right let's take for eight hours. We'll come back. It's done everybody. I'll be chill. I have the longest video we were made. We're just sitting looking at the clock pot. No, but he has frozen like taco mac and cheese. It looks so good. It's 30 grams of protein. For 31.

I don't know, it's high. What? Those are gross. You guys wore those around Lady Bird Lake, dude. Yeah, we did. Tanner. Yeah. Out.

No. Out. No, I was gonna say something. I was gonna say something. Go. What? Instead of the gas station. let's just make a full-blown Thanksgiving dinner

with turkey and like stuffing The point we do the gas station Is to go out late at night in a car And then go inside of a building I'm convinced We should just find an abandoned parking space And then live there for a day Yeah do a donut

You guys just start going to music shows They should start doing things during the day So they don't have to do things at night It's so much cool to do stuff at night Yeah, we're vamps We're vamps There's no one on the road You get to do whatever you want

The cops aren't there. You get to kill. I'm convinced that... F-12. What time do you wake up, Yummy? It just depends. What time do you wake up, Larry? It also depends.

What time do you wake up, Tanner? Depends if I know the day is. It all just depends on, huh? It does. It does. What's your average? Whatever I want. What's your...

I do whatever I want? Yep. What time do you normally wake up on average? I'd say 12 is my little girl, too. If you woke up at 9 o'clock in the morning, you would feel like your day is infinite. Depends. depends, dude.

It just depends. It just depends. I woke up at like 12 10th for the first time in like seven months. You feel God. A couple days ago and I felt like shit. And it felt like shit, didn't you? Yeah, I felt like the day was gone even though.

I know, it's horrible. I like a few days, I've been waking up at like three in the morning and I'm like, damn, I can't go to bed back now. So then I just go, I can't go to bed back now. I can't go back to bed now. So I just kind of like, I started doing my morning quests out and about in the city. You know, tagging the wall, spray painting, you know, train hopping a little bit here and there.

You know, a little subway surfing a little bit there. For the viewers at home, Larry's actually Banksy. Larry's up this crazy stuff. He wrote a trade from Serbia to Montescalabia. It was true. It was true. Monksculavia. Where's that at?

I think it's next to Sir Waukish Stan. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, boom, boom, boom, boom. I didn't even realize that's what you guys were doing. Show some guy deadlifting 520 pounds. I was thinking of a fighting knee, though. Wait, would you say, right?

Do we want to say Minecraft server within the week? Oh, yeah, is that up? Dude, why is that? Is that up? What do you mean is that up? What, is it up? Like, we're, what, can you, like, play it? you guys

you guys are a bunch of spoiled little children out what is it like playable you guys ask I give and then you don't play it dude I'll play hello when I get home we all played it

and then Isaac was like I have a bad feeling we're never gonna play it ever again and then like Eeyore I was like why why did you make him sound like he's about a vomit well no he was just like we're not gonna play it ever again

and I was like oh we're not gonna play it ever again but the reason why was because we were I think it was last to leave E.C It was going to college or something We were moving too Yeah Like there's a whole bunch of shit It was the move

That's when we were moving Yeah Yeah All right well Remember when the cops showed up Because I was screaming so loud Yeah But I remember

Yeah that was funny I remember I asked like two weeks ago I was like Zia the Minecraft's ever up And then you're like Oh yeah I can turn on I was like oh okay And then it was like radio silence So I didn't ask again

I don't want to bother you So can we wait until I get home Yeah I'm not playing I'm not being a tanner's husband ever again. He's the worst. I got to move out. You're going to have everything.

I don't need you. He's the worst person of all times. Wait, can we restart? Yeah. Yeah, we're restarting. Restarting. We're going to kill you.

But that seed was so golden. I will kill you all day, dude. Look in your mind. Larry, every seed is golden, man. You just have to make it. That seed was really good, no, we're getting a better seed. It was.

You can look up. It's going to get a better. It's going to be perfect. You look up haunted seeds, and then you can get something crazy. Look up here. Hero brine seeds. Yeah.

What is that? Oh, you should get the like a scary mod. Yeah, you don't know what herrion is. Get a secret, get a secret packet. Don't tell us what the mods are. Yeah. Like a horror pack. Stop.

Do you know what hair brine's? No way you know. There's no way you don't know who here. Don't show him. Don't show him. Who's the siege operator that can go invisible? Don't even tell you are. See long day going to be long tong.

See long time. I'm going to be long yang. What? I'm so kidding. I know who hero fucking Brian is. Who is it? Who's hero Brian? He's the blue Steve with the white eyes.

Hey. That's not him. That isn't him. Dengas! I told you to lie. Hey, he's the blue Steve with the wide eyes and he'll randomly appear in the Minecraft world when he's playing on solo and is raining and you're alone and you're 12. Who knows the signs of when he's around?

Lightning. Lightning. Lightning. Lightning of Nether rack. Yeah, exactly. The trees are stripped leaves. Tanner took like, damn. Oh my gosh.

A ye. It's a damn, Duggo. Wait. Are you about to say what I think you're about to say? Huh? Yes, watch what? Grunk.

What? What are you about to say? Glowstone E? Right? No. Like. Okay. I might say glow stone either.

The glows in heaven. Remember that Maill, Tobuscus. Yeah. Where you put water. It's close. Tabuscus! Who's that?

Hey, we don't talk about Tabascus. That guy fell off the deep end. He turned weird. He made a video game with Kyle Rittenhouse. A video game? Wait, what? Actually, such a crazy guy. I'm not kidding, by the way.

Like, I'm straight up not kidding. I know you wouldn't even lie about this. He posted on his Instagram, him posing with Kyle Rittenhouse. That's true. To promote one of their games. Do you like my game, game? Like, I feel like, as fucked up as it is, I feel like it just makes sense. Like, I feel like that was meant to happen.

Toby went off the deep end Look it up Look it up Minecraft does sound I don't know Look at that It all stems from Minecraft Can we just bring that up?

Yes What's Minecraft doing to these people? Yes What's it doing to us? I don't know It's because you're tapping Into your inner creative It's sandbox

What's you think IRL You're just playing Minecraft one day You're like It's sandbox Wait I can make a game With Kyle Rittenhouse Wait that'd be good

Wait You have to You're jumping Too many think too forward. Wait, no, wait,

what was that show? I'm going to build a house in Minecraft. Whoa, house. Kyle? That's it. I need to make a game.

Yes. Dude, he had the show. It was like, Epic Fail. Cute. Oh, cute.

I remember. Oh my God. That one picture. Look at Epic of the girl. Epic Phil. I love Epic Phil. Up one.

Oh, yes. That's an old picture, dude. Yeah. I don't mean that. She's beautiful. Oh.

That meme, epic fail, because if you were shooting for cute, you missed. Aw. Epic fail. What was with the epic fail versus cute versus win? What is that? It was to do this thing where he was, we like, epic fail. Tony Turner, the doctor gave me a prescription for Claritin. I don't know why I put these on.

And this is. You win. File! Cute win. Fale! The group chat podcast. categories of the word. Leave it in the comments if you wanted to do

cute win-fail series. Okay, do you guys think that we're cute win or fail? I think that we're win. I think we're cute. No. I think I'm cute. No, we're cute teetering win.

You are not cute. Look at me, look. You're a win, dude. When was the last time Toby posted? 12 years ago? I don't know. I'm scared of luck. No, I think it was actually this year.

Do you like my soul? Seven days ago. What did he post seven days ago? The current thing alive, Metallica parody. I'm playing a guitar. What? He's doing parodies?

Save the touch. Damn. What is I can swing my sword? You don't know that song? I can sing my sword. You were just singing it. You were just singing it. I can swing my sword,

sauce, sauce, some I didn't know that was that song. Nogger biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Deep it all in mashed potatoes. Would you guys like me more If this was like what my YouTube channel Is this what Dude, this is how you behaved Like all the time

He was kind of crazy back then Yes, dude He was a beast Kind of insane Yes He was one of the top Oh my god Meditoto

Mani Minitoto Mani Minutoto Dude these are all Classic Literal He made a song about Fucking sideburns Dude

What's like Copses What smoshes Hold on, what Smosh is like biggest video right now? He did. He was the first one to have sideburns. Smosh. I used to watch Smosh on a different channel.

They'd go to drive-thrues and just get food and eat it. And I was like, why? I was a kid. I wasn't allowed to watch Smosh because it said it was bad. I'm not even kidding. They just be like, we got burgers. All right, guys. That was the video.

What? Look at like Smosh drive-thru eat. I swear to God. Damn, what did it? I swear is a real thing. Drive-thru is a, it uh you got to no man

mandela effect well no this was real I'm telling you you don't think you don't it's not real no it's

it's got to be real wait no my limp fry what my wife said I'm telling you I can't say no I'm telling you comments

help somebody did they used to do that or like what's going on who did that are you talking about like epic food wars no who's that epic meal time what do you mean

I don't know epic food Or no, I don't think it was epic. I think I'm pretty sure. Wait, what the fuck? Luffy. Who are you? I think it's food wars. Damn, what is it?

No, bro, I am telling you. It was like Smosh or Ryan Higa or so. Look at Ryan Higa. See if he'll save. I don't know. Oh, food battle. Yeah, look, look, look. Smosh?

Yeah, look, look. Food battle. Dude, they'd be like, can a donut? Like, can you drive with a donut? Yeah. Like that kind of thing. What? Yes, I'm being serious.

Look, look, look. Can you drive with a donut? Dude, they were dumb. Like watch, hold on. No, they would just get food. This is like honestly a reaction podcast right now. I'm so sorry, guys. Okay, yeah, whatever.

Hold on. It's like, uh, yeah, see, look, look, look, what do you think he's using the, like, scope in? A donut. A donut. Coke can. Coke can.

Okay. Okay. Is he helping the fire hydrant? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Hello, no. Oh, it is a show.

Wait. What were they using? I don't remember. It's a food item. This video sucks. How many views does it have? I don't know. 22 mil.

I wish I was alive. 2006? I wish I was alive back then. They were ahead of the curve on you, dude. They made YouTube videos before you. It's 2006. Dude. Like, what?

Yeah. When was YouTube invented? That's almost 20. Who's alive in 2006? Like, I'm going to get a camera. Like, what, dude? Photographers? What happened?

Yeah, who's gonna camera the first photo ever? Doesn't six. What, dude? I'm gonna see they're gonna buy a camera. What, dude? It's a waste of money. Yeah, cameras are stupid. You got eyes in the memory.

Look at your mic! The cameras are stupid. You got... Oh, my God. We're done. That's it, we're done. We're going for five hours, we're pretty sure. We won't be...

No way you've been... No, do. 20 minutes. Oh, there you go. What? What? say it restarted because two hours yeah no two hours calm down boy boy grow up

okay can I say something I have been playing Overwatch for a long time I got my main account suspended for two weeks so I bought an alt account and now that account is muted for two weeks you have a naughty mouth you have a horrible potty mouth you're gonna get banned

IRO IRL like you're gonna be like you reach more at Overwatch that I've ever seen anybody rage in any game ever dude so yeah let's talk about the other night when I was so mad at my fucking supports. And then for some fucking reason, Isaac has all of his tools in my office.

And so I turn around after being really mad at the game. And Isaac's bag of tools are right there. And he's helping yummy, like, fix his, like, mobile bike or whatever the fuck. And I say, I'm like, get that fucking bag out of my office. Oh, my God. Talk about how long the bag's been in your office. All, like, all year. Since we moved here.

Yeah, you just snath because you lost an overwatch game. And I was like, get that bag out of my office. Dude, the negativity literally went through your arm around your body and then out your other arm and it went to Isaac. Like a breakdance move. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah, he pulled your ass out and you started chasing around that out. You said, yeah, don't leave that out. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

You found that out and you were sad that you were here. Yeah, I was pissed. Yeah. What? I wasn't there for that. You know what he did? You know, he came up to me when he was like, this was like the next day. He says, so I heard that you were chasing Isaac around with your pants down.

What? I was like, who told you that? I was like rubbing his shoulders. I was like, so. You were chasing Isaac with your pants down. I was like, yeah. I was like,

uh-huh. Ladies and gentlemen, 32 and 31. By the way. What does that mean? 24. Ages. 24.

Get it right. What was I going to say? Okay, you said that you've never seen somebody get more mad at the game than him. Yeah. I have.

Who? Himself. He's a redemption. Oh, yeah. Wigs are redemption. I made it like person. Or like somebody I knew.

Wings are dead. Who gets really mad at Wings of Redemption? Wings of Redemption is a person. Who's wings of redemption? Oh my God. Bro, don't go down the rabbit hole. No, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not.

I just knew that you know. You have to go down this rabbit hole. This is a three hour long video and it's not even, this is just a video he posted. Do you know, um, it's just lore, bro. What is the Woody guy? What he's gave a tag?

You know that guy? I forget. What he was on his podcast and he was causing so many, bro. This guy. Yeah. This guy. You know, you know, um, create, no, not the, dude, it's something Russian, Russian, FPS Russian. They have their podcast.

And he was on a podcast and he was on this and they used to like a dick with him. And he won't be one syndicate. Cynical or syndicate cynical. He won't be one syndicate laws. He's like, man, you're cheating, man. You keep cheating. See, I'm not like that. Where I get really pissed off is when people in the game don't do their fucking job.

And it's like, dude. And then they say it's my fault and I'm like, dude, go back to fucking bronze. have made entire albums off of his rage like music grunk you know me grunk you know me my wings and redemption album grunk do I normally get mad at video games yeah yeah

okay what I don't do on Google that's not sure I don't get like really really mad but when people don't do their job yeah like if a game is making you that maddie I feel like you should stop playing dude it's the people it's not the game I took a break from overwatch grunk

I'm on a two week hiatus right now I literally I play Rocket League as my go to now If I'm being mad, like, I know that it'll, like, affect me. And I just get off the damn game because I'm like, I'm not letting this for my day. I have to pull them off today. I have to pull you off. Yeah, we played Roblox. Yeah, I was playing Roblox.

Swordburst 3, dude. Yeah, I could hear you guys play Roblox. You guys are loud as fuck. What are you doing? Why don't you ask to join one tomorrow? We're on voice chat. I was just trying to sleep. What were you doing?

We're on voice chat. We're on VC and we were, like, fucking. Dude, we get recognized in Roblox more than any game. Yeah. It was a wild. That was a little wild. I think that's daytime stuff, though, because nighttime usually everyone's like the vamps are out. Somebody gave me a free sword on swordburst because they knew who I was.

Oh. Fuck. Somebody, uh, I do need that seat. Yeah, I think you do. Because you're like, you want to look at everyone. I'm mostly just talking to you guys. It's okay.

I got to like the little side of like, yeah, but there, I bet, right. All right. Those gentlemen, thank you for watching and listening. Get laid! There you go. There you go. That's, that's all I was going to see. Good lead.

And the fish is talking to. And the TV's talking to. Dude, Lean is finally starting to move, guys. I think we're starting to sell units. We're getting up in the world. We're going up in the world. I think we have 50 more left in stock. Oh, shit.

We've had 50 since, like, what, the start of the last year? 20-21 is what we, yeah. Something like that. But thank you. You guys are moving units like no other, okay? And guys, big news. Xbox 1 is really. seeing next week and I know we'll all be on that I'll be on that wave

Xbox one's already out I'll be on the Xbox no it's coming out next week it is what are you guys hype he's right oh oh Xbox one Xbox one I'm high I'm hyped right us out of here do you this is my hey you know