The Group Chat - #105 - Try Not to GEEK (𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓯𝔂 𝓐𝓱𝓱 𝓨𝓮𝓼 Edition)

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

Just another 𝒜𝓌𝑒𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 episode. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Hey a wika, wika word. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back to the back to the group, group chat, chat. Holiday, episode 2000, 2004. Episode 2004, my year of birth. This is important to me. What episode is this? 2000, 2005. What?

38. 38. Season two? No, when's season three? We're on season five, 2000. I feel like season three is coming up fast. I hope not Dude we haven't even

We haven't even tied together the plot Oh yeah No we don't know the whole story We need a climax You're back home bro Welcome back Oh yeah I am back home Broh

Hey guys How's your How's your move? I'm home It was pretty chill It was um You look like Jesus Nothing crazy

Um Yeah Your eyes are really easy Why are they blue right now You're changing I think it's blue eyes This I don't know

contact, you freak? Do you steal some of these eyes? No, I just like gained my vision back. Are you wearing colored contacts? No, these are just my normal eyeballs. His eyes are not that blue. They are that blue. They are that blue looks. Jesus.

Oh, they are that blue. Nobody wants blue eyes, like, if they have a choice. Wait, grunk, your pupils are like stars. That's so, drunk, your eyes would go for a lot of money to work it. I'd steal those. Like a carpe wood from Hunter Hunter. I keep them in a jar. Yeah, just look at them.

Grunk's eyes. You shine a light on them. They get brighter. Yeah. He's doing it He looks scary Like the music video He looks like that

That weird Painting I figure what his name is Monolisa What do he's like Dude look at the detail Oh my Your camera got really detailed

What camera is that? Yeah like It's a C922 It makes no damn sense Like That's what I have You have the C300 Oh yeah

He still has mine That's his foot cam Can you give him It back So I can have mine back You took his So I took his So I took his

He took yours first And he wasn't using his so that I took his own. Oh yeah that is so why do I get the short into the stick? I don't know. Well he just took yours. I don't know. I'm taking I'm taking Isaac since I didn't even use it. He's not even have one. I thought he had two. Mine's right there. No, you have three. Yeah, I have my I had a camera on a set up for no reason. I remember. Isaac does have a camera for no reason. So then I thought he was on like grinder or something or like chatter bait. No. Yeah. Is that what you do? Yeah, I grab like a like one cheek and I just like

spread the hole for the internet. Like on Grindrinder on chatterpate. Dude, like asshole reveal before face reveal is a crazy thing. None of us were asking for that information. Isaac, would you do a buhull reveal first? If you did what,

you would be okay because nobody knows what you look like. They wouldn't even know. Yeah, who's gonna like pants someone in real life and like spread cheeks and be like, yep, Isaac, why? I knew it. Hey, speaking of butts,

can we talk about what I did last night to Tanner? No, no, no. Oh my God. In the kitchen? I don't know. Larry missed out I wanted to talk about like I didn't want to go into detail of what any of us said

at all because it was just awful but like we were having a gay off to see who was like we were trying to see who like was the straightest that washing their ass in the shower and we all just didn't sound straight yeah what pause grunk yo dude no we're not going into detail

we cannot go no you can ask me you can ask no don't ask I can't it would get age restricted if I have a question dude it's fine I'll like He's going to do it for me. No, I'm not going to ask it. No, we know, yeah, front to back.

Yeah, sure. But, like, I'm asking, do you wash your asshole in the shower? Yeah. Well, duh. Yeah, good. Yeah. See, Yummy's, like, afraid to touch his assholes. So he just lets the water run over it.

Okay, since you want to bring up fucking details done, I'm going to talk about how you put your finger in your asshole in the shower. I don't do that. Oh. Okay. Let me. Let me explain. Hello.

Hello. I'm sorry. This guy's lying his ass off. I'm not. Can I explain? Look, you're making you sound like I'm going. going three knuckles deep into my asshole, bro. You said I put my finger in there and I do it around.

No, I did not say that. Tanner, did I say that? What? You guys are such a liar. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a horrible manipulation tactic. He's trying to guess like everyone at all of viewers as well as his friends that hurt it. I said, don't bring it up.

And now it's worse for you. Now it's a mop-womp. First of all, I have a washcloth. What I wanted to talk about was me slapping Tanner's and leaving a five-point handprint on his... That did help. Yeah, I think it's still there. Yeah, I missed a lot yesterday.

It sounds like it's... Hold on. Hold on. You missed off. Like, I played a game with you and I was like, I don't play O-Rodge anymore. I'm just going to go to bed. I went to bed now this happens. Yeah, so what did happen?

Yeah, that's because my like Zumi's got kicked in because Tanner was like riding my bike in the house. I was riding his house. We were all riding bikes. That's just like set everything up. We start playing basketball. Then we went outside and then he was on the opposite. at lane going around a curb like he could have died What the hell are you guys doing in that house?

Dude, I walk in the house yesterday after coming back from dinner and this guy is like riding the bike towards me about like straight through the middle of the house and he's about to like run me over and you I don't know this house is like a circus. Did you recreate what pose I did on that bike? I was about to say no can you got to bring that up.

Huh? I can't do it. How do you do it? He plaked on the bike yeah. He was like Superman. He did like forward like a figure eight skater. I did like with the handle one leg out behind. Exactly. like that. Like a team. Dude, I was mind blown last night because I thought you were laying on the seat with your both of your legs behind you.

I can't, I can't do that. That's what I thought he was doing. The bike was straight. Oh my God. I was like, that's so dangerous. Why is he doing that? Dude, I was actually bi-blown. He's very like moldable.

Moldable. Yeah. You could like fit in anywhere. Versatile. We're, okay, we were talking about showers. Guys said I took a shower on stream today. What? Dude, he did that way long ago.

He did? We did it again. You can't do that. And I've never seen that. I've never seen that. Dude, I don't finger my ass by the like. Clear that.

No, he does. No, I don't think anyone cares if you do. But it's like only on occasion though. Dude, first of all. First of all, look, if my leg is my butt crack,

I'm going to wipe my ass, right, with the water and the soap. And then as Tanner admitted to it, because Tanner agreed that if you're up the bathroom, well, that's because last night, Tanner agreed. I'm not scared to agree.

Yeah, you got some, like, you got some gunk there, maybe possibly just in case. You got a bear in the cake. Real quick and that's it, dude. I pray to God, this isn't someone's like first episode, man. I hope it is.

Jesus Christ. We're never getting a Spotify deal. We're not even 10 minutes in. We've talked about so much. Holy Jesus. Well, that sounds like a beautiful night. Hey, look, it's human nature, guys. Don't be afraid.

Yeah, this is all cavemen's could have done back in the day. I mean, what else do you talk about? from like killing dinosaurs and well I was just saying it was funny because Kaisenat was when he was sharring he had his lufut he's wearing swimming trucks and he's just going

to him all in there on stream whoa wait he had the camera in the bathroom oh you can see his body and the glass was pulled back and you could see him he was just in there behind him and then he would go all in everywhere and then he'd be like on his all over his body and I was like

wait did he do the chest first or the butt he was just going back and forth Dude, I've done but first once, and I'll never do it again. Smart men. That was like when Nick was telling me to wash my car from the bottom of. That's what you told me to do that. I was like, hmm. Well, you start the tires and then you go down.

You start from the top down after the tires. Yeah, but you said tires and they go up. And I was like, no, you don't. You said he started on the tires and they go up. I was like scraping the paint off my car. I was cleaning mud and I was like, why is it? There's still mud coming down. That can't be right.

That's because I thought about it. I was like, oh yeah, we started the tires and we go up. I was like, wait. That's on footage, too. That wasn't our Guzzler's footage that's like unreleased. Dude, we have so many videos that are just probably going to come out of our car stuff. You guys can I have it? If this podcast hits 15,000 likes, we'll release an episode.

Let's bring a day. We could release an episode. 20 likes. We could release that whole like that whole address. It's three of the four people that are involved, right? Dude. Right? That's majority.

I was in one of those videos. You were. He was. He was. He was a mechanic. Oh my God. Oh my God. He was supposed to teach us how to like change the oil.

What did we do with him? We took him to the store. He picked out his outfit. He came back. He was like pretend to be a mechanic and fix the car. He was really. I was that to clear up some SD cards. No, I don't know. They're mostly on this computer. Oh. I say we upload a Gatswish video every month on the group channel. Like, who cares? That'd be cool.

Dude, how many videos we have completed? Like six. What's up, Frank? Can I put you guys on the meth? On the meth? On the meth? Method?

Oh. No, I can't look at those. Chester's? No, this shit. This shit is actual meth. You can't stop eating it. It melts in your mouth, doesn't it? It melts in your mouth?

What? Yes. Isn't it Chester's chicken as well? Cheezy popcorn? We call the cheaters. It's cheaters. Chester's is Cheetos. Wait, I'm sorry, hold on.

Chester's a Cheetos. The people that make Cheetos made the worst chicken ever. What? Really? Look up Chester's chicken. Yeah, look up Chester's chicken. It's probably by far the worst chicken I don't think it's the original Chester. See, that's a different Chester.

That's a bird. That's Chester the chicken. You remember how bad that place was? Hold on. That guy looks way too happy. It's like grace. Look how big back to green. That is a Photoshop.

Hey, can I see it what he looks like for? the start to the end. Maybe he starts off super like happy. He's like sweating and crying at the end. By the end he's like coughing up like blood. He's like four times bigger with the biggest bellies. He's like, oh.

Okay, happy. I go to the end. So he's happy as hell. And then towards the end, this is a not 10 minute. He looks at. Oh, he only had one bite. What is he said about? Over time.

It's not a month thing. Oh man. I'm investing some sound tides, brother. We got chilling that on the pocket. That's cold corrections to ask too. I hear the highway. I mean, he only took a bite. Why is he sad?

Yeah, what is he eating? What is he saying? He's got mounting here. This guy even shoot raw? I just, I don't have time. I have so much work. What is he talking about? Dude, the chicken's got so much

worried about his life. Like, fuck the chicken. Yeah. The fresh chicken actually tastes like mop water. It tasted horrible. It was the most chicken in her head. It's so bad. It's like socks.

Asked for sauce at Chester's chicken and they got so mad at me for asking for a sauce. He looked at you. like he fucking hated your life. Yeah, like it wasn't like part of his job. Did he give you like a, like that's exactly. Pretty much, yeah. But he almost acted like he didn't even hear me.

Really? Yeah, he just kind of like looked like, like he just like turned around and just like walked off. And I didn't know if he was going to grab it. And then he came back like a minute or two later and he had sauce. I was like, okay. Okay. No confirmation. Nothing. He was definitely on some shit though. Don't make you feel safe at Chester's wink, wink. No, they won't. I don't think I could work a single shift at Chester's chicken.

Sober. No, they won't. I'd be high. I'd be high. How do people work high? You couldn't even work at Monk Pizza Center. Actually, no, that's true. How do people work high? Come on now.

It's actually insane. People do it all the time at nighttime here. I feel like it makes sense that fast food if you're just like doing fuck all. It's kind of funny though. Yeah, it is. The drive-thrus and there's like high people

and they're just so like, oh yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. And then they take forever to make the food. Is that all? Yeah, there was one time. It was one. Waterburger and then he asked for like sauce.

You guys are all on your phone. Nope. Come on. Scredults, bro. Durdults these days. Dude, he's actually, he's on, dude, what's he doing? He's on Flappy Bird.

No way you're playing a video. Oh, yeah. What is Scridults? Dang. Huh? Like screen ages, but screen adult? I thought you said like Squiddles. I was just reading, I was reading an announcement that we have to make because this

podcast episode is sponsored by GamerSups. This is your code group for 10% off. be a lean. Why do we just turn around our lean tubs? Like, what are we giving them the nutritional facts? Yeah, hold on. Look at it. I turned them both around to look at them real quick. Wanted to check them out. I did want to make a little quick announcement

that we have the Wifu Cup season 6.6. What does that point six mean? Is that week six? Episode six? Episode six of season six. All right, well, Panda will be dropping at 3 p.m. EST today with a beanie lunchbox pin cup sweatpants and a sweatshirt. Holler. So make sure you guys use code group.

And some new steroids. For 10% off with any of that awesome stuff. I need to send us with like a full care package so we can wear it all and then have our lunchbox and then look all cool. We could. We could arrange that. But also I feel like dropping sweatpants right now. I'm like hot. I'm hot right now.

Well, yeah, I know. I put these on because I had shorts and they were like up to probably like my pews. What are these? What are these? What are these? What are these? What are these? Huh?

these are pants. That's cool. No, they're sweat. He's gatekeeping. He's gatekeeping. He is. Okay. I'll be real.

See how he was more specific? What are you wearing, Tanner? My pants. Yeah, these are his pants, actually. Wow, that's cute. Do you own anything? No, I don't. I really don't.

But you know what? I did him a favor because my mom sewed the hole that was right here. Yeah, thank you. You brought him home? And I brought him back. He brought him home. I took him home. I took him home and my mom sewed him and fixed him and gave him back to me.

That's so cute. You guys are also not going to believe what hat he has on right now at this very moment. Is that the trash hat? Yeah, of course. That's Isaac's actually. Wasn't you wearing your necklace for a year or two? That's also Isaac's necklace. No, this is mine.

Is that his fact check? This is mine. Let me see. Look, it's like actually real. You're covering the only part that can identify. No, this is mine. You have to move your head finger a little bit more. No, I got this off Amazon.

Across is Amazon and this is like K-Julers. I don't know. People ask me all the time. Willie, where do you get your earrings show? Hey, no. Nobody's saying. Nobody's ever said that. No, I've heard somebody say they like his earring in person.

I don't remember when. Oh, earring. And you know what I did? I looked up dangling earring on him. on. That's all I did. Yeah, I have the 20 pack that they have. Yeah. It's like those cheap like trinkets and charms. I'll never get my ears pierced

ever. Why not? Oh, I know I. Because I don't want to clean them. I don't like my ears touched. Dude, you don't have to clean them. You only have to clean them for like a mother-upil. I'll be real. No, I think I'm part of a 1% I'm a one-per-you-old. I'll be honest with you. I haven't seen your ears. It's always covered by it. It's like green. Yeah, people who don't clean their ears. I'm a 1-1%er.

What if it was green? It's like red and like swollen? I got them. I got them's in right now. Wait, are those bleeding? We're twin them. Twin'em. Do you give you those?

Nope. I'm not. I ordered them. Have you ever talked about your earring experience? Yeah. Yeah, how I got an infection kind of sort of.

It's a very kind of thing. I had a piece of metal stuck in my earloat for a year. Oh. It was cool. It was chill until I took it out and I was like, ooh. It was chill.

It was chill. Yeah, it looked like a little piece of gold and that was like stuck in my ear and had blood on it and I was like, oh, my God. How did that even happen? It happened because I just, I didn't really take proper, like proper care of it.

And also the, I got these like really cheap little like earrings. I have like the rubber backings or weird backers. They had the rubber backings. I took it off. I put the metal one. And then I slept one night. I'm assuming, I don't even know how it happens. I'm just going to guess at this point.

I'm assuming that I slept probably on my side on my ear. And then the earring fell off. But the other piece got lodged into the earlobe. Somehow making its way through the earhole and living inside of my earloat. but crawling for a year long. So that was cool. Until my brother

popped and took it out. I hated cleaning my ears when I forgot my ears pierce. I've never put in there before. What? A Q-tip? What? Never in my life.

I cannot imagine the color of the thing that he's about to pull out of his ear. No, boy, there's like I have no wax down here. I can't put shit in there. Dude, we would have to put him under. You'd have to actually put me under and not even use a swap.

Dude, you're not even supposed to use Q-tips because you get fur in there. Technically, yes. What do you use? So, like, if you were to go to a doctor and they were to clean your ear out with, like, saline and whatever. I'd like, I'd rather have that.

You would not rather have that. I think, yeah, I think I'd rather have it before. I've had it as well. They put like a little... It doesn't feel bad. The water. Yeah, I rather have that. You like that more than a Q-tip?

Yeah, because I'm scared there's going to be a little fur ball in my ear forever. It's probably already a fur ball in there. No, there's not. Yellow. No, I, I use, I use the water from the shower.

I like, I do that. And that's it. I mean, yeah, that's all I do. It depends. What kind of earwax do you have? I don't know. Your wacks. There's what?

Yes. Oh, okay, guys. What kind of earwax? What kind of question is that? You're tweaking. You're tweaking. You're tweaking. Smiling.

Look it up. Mongolian wet, black earwax. What? Silver touch. Silver back gorilla earwax. No, mine's like a sour. Sour Hindu. Mine's a chill yellow.

It's mellow yellow. Mellow squeeze lemon. There. Earwax type, wet and dry. Mine's like... You all owe me all you had to do was educate us. It's a wetter dry.

Oh, oh. Let me see, let me see. What do you mean? What type of your words? We had no idea. Wet or dry, smelly, stinky.

Ew. Mine's soft yellow. I think so. How do you? How do you know? You wouldn't know because you've never put it. Wait. I do you stay with the same type of ear.

ear wax your whole life? No, probably. No. I don't think so. Also, it can change. How does it change? Tanner's uneducated. I don't know anything about ears, dude.

Types of earwax. If you're right-handed? No. Oh. Well, like, if you have an ear infection, for example, your ear wax is going to be lighter in color and more wet. But if you have healthier ear wax, it's going to be not dry, but like, like, a paste. Dude, is this a fucking ear doctor over? Dude, I added a lot of ear shit because my ear was so fucked up for so long.

You did a bad thing. That Taylor's talking about, I got done. a month ago remember that like log else pulled out of my ear dude I wonder I wonder if you like ever heard any music imagine like you with it with your clogged ears you heard music you're like oh oh and you get cleared out and you're just like uh uh I I admit I've been on the beat when I'm sucks you know what you get your ears cleaned out you just sound like horrible and I have like a mental issue like what do you say no no it's like you clock in all of your verses and it sounds good with your clogged ears oh and then you get it cleared out

it sounds horrible yeah with that's what's that's what I was With your clogged ears, you're like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then with like your ears cleaned out, you're like, I don't know. No, I don't know. Which is the complete opposite. I just was imagining you, like, off-tempo and off-beat and, like, not saying words right. I get what you mean.

I feel like you'd have a really good time, Tanner, if your ears are cleaned out. They are clean, pretty much. They could just be clean. Yeah, what's this narrative that Tanners' ears are, like, disgusting? I don't think it's true. They're not. He said it. He's very scary. Well, have you looked at them.

well he said he did say that he doesn't he hasn't put the the Q-tip in there but he says he cleans them so with water and like with water and I go wait now hold on I'm curious because typically when you go to the doctor you get like some sort of checkup oh I hate that okay I was light I was curious the light and the thing I pray that they don't do it

because I see it on the wall they do it every time no sometimes they don't sometimes they don't yeah sometimes I haven't got I went there and I was really like looking at the wall like they're on display on the walls like, don't do that. I agree with it. It's uncomfortable. You don't like that feeling?

No, because when they, there was one time when I was, I like it. I like it. I like it as well. I always don't like that. I just like being checked up because I'm like, all right. Peace of mind that like you know. It's good. I'm like, just go in there.

I don't care. There's a reason. You guys in there. There's a reason I don't like it. Why? It's because when I was like six one time. Did you ever tell the story? I swear to God he did.

Yeah, I did tell a story. I want to hear it again because I need to know again. All right. I'll do the rundown. And they used like little ear hole thing, like, you know, the sea inside your ear. That's where it all came from. And yeah, I think that's what happened. And they pushed in like some earwax, but they didn't know.

So I couldn't hear out of this ear for like a month. Oh my God. Until I was like, hey, I need my ear clean mom. And then we went back and I had to do the saline thing. I was like doing that the entire time. That sounds like a really bad nurse or doctor. Yeah, I don't know. Because usually they don't even put it in my ear.

And both times earwax got pushed in So I was like deaf for like a day It was like horrible Dude I remember We've talked with this before But in Japan remember Our ears didn't pop for like We were so sick and congested

Our ears didn't pop for a week Dude Tanner was sitting Remember when we came back home? Oh my God We came back home Tanner was sitting And Look he got a fucking headshot And your fucking ears came back

Tanner cannot On the couch You couldn't hear for a while Oh yeah That's right What a great feeling that is I love that No it's I like

It's not a It's not like so aggressive, you know, you kind of just, it's like a wave that just watch Have you ever been on a, like, I feel like it's way, so we all have those same headphones as, what are they, the JBL? No, they're Bose.

Bose headphones. Those Bose was with that noise cancellation with the, like I wear those for like plane airport. They're so, they're so good. But no, no, no, but like my ears don't pop when I have those on because like the active

noise cancellation and I'm not like, no way. It tricks up my head. I'm like, Yeah, so... Am I sure that's like... So if I... It sounds... If I've been congested and I'm wearing those on a plane, when we start descending,

my ears just, like, they start hurting so bad. Behind your ear and everything, right? And then they start popping it. Oh, my God. Bro. I thought I was the only one that experienced that. I got... I get some horrible ones where, um...

Like, it's like my sinuses. You know, the sinus is like up by your eyebrows and shit? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, it starts to feel like they're about to explode. And it's like, it hurts so bad. I only had that one time, and it was when I went to Florida.

It feels like you're going to die 1819. It was the worst feeling in the world. As we were descending, like, towards Florida, my ears, it felt like I was being stabbed with, like, a dagger. Yeah. And it was, like, twisting around. I was like, oh, my God, holy shit.

Especially went away, but still, it hurt. It hurt. Have you ever been in, like, so much pain where you're, like, the only reason you're okay is because you know that it's going to end eventually? That's the only thing you're holding on to. Yeah. You're like, yeah, this is going to end eventually.

You're just waiting to touch down, and you're like, kind of, like, pop your jaw. do whatever you can. You're like massaging it and pressing in on the side. My dad... My dad, apparently, once he got down from a plane one day, he got, like, crazy vertigo. And, like, it was to the point where he couldn't, like,

stand up straight or walk straight or anything. And that shit didn't go away for, like, two or three months. Oh, my God. Dude, is he okay? Yeah, he said, like, that was the worst, like, period of his entire life. And, and... Dude, I don't go on a plane anymore. The doctors said like

They had no idea what caused it And it just went away one day Like so scary Is vertigo like you're scared of heights You just like all right You're like hell of dizzy You know when you feel when you're up When you're up really high and you look down

And you feel like you could fall off That's very yeah you know how like They get like weak in the knees And they just kind of like Is it only when you're high or you just be sitting there You can be standing still I had a teacher in college who had vertigo And he couldn't write straight

He kept on writing up like at an angle Yeah It's fucked up Oh, that's strange. I bet he was happy when it was gone. Oh, my God, yeah. Like, I probably, I would not have survived three months. I'll be honest.

Yeah, that's not horrible. Were you alive? No. I was not. Back when dad was doing dad things. I was an accident. You guys know that? Your dad's really cool, girl.

Really? I was an accident. My dad is dope as fuck. Thank you. Really? Dude, look, hang on. Who invited this guy? Go ahead, grind.

Should I show a picture of my dad or is that? I would not. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. That's okay. guys. Yeah, I don't do that. That guy.

Don't do any of that. Show a picture of my dad. I remember when we were on our first trip to Austin and I was like the person that was keeping Grunk's dad up to date on Grunk's safety. He's like FaceTime. Yeah, Grunk's fine.

FaceTime me or call me or something like that and I'd be like, yep, yeah, he's great. He's doing fantastic. Here he is. And I show a picture of him. He's alive. He's alive and well. He's like,

I'm so, I'm like, I'm jealous. of your relationship with Grunk's dad because I think my relationship with Grunk's dad needs like hello rehab. He's weird. Wait, what happened? He hates my ass, dude.

What? Why? What did you do? It is because about a year or maybe two, I don't know, you were graduating. Oh my God. And I was like, oh, man. Yeah, I was like, like, editing at light speed. And I was like, oh, man, I got to get this just done.

And all of a sudden, grunk's like, hey, look at what my dad said. And it was his dad being like, I just a pair of me. make up his fucking mind about getting here or not. And I was like, damn. Dude, can I say something about you? I was thinking in your editing. Your editing has to be like some of the worst timed in like the world. It's pretty bad.

Like you have one week of the entire month to edit and you do it during big important things. Yeah. I noticed that every 15 hour days. Every single time I like sit down and edit it's like something cooler is happening. Like they're like got some guy flies in and we're like, you know, everyone's going like to have dinner. and I'm like, I'm like, yeah,

I get all pissy and upset. Can we talk about chilies when we went to Chili's? Yeah, yeah. Was it last night? I think I still had some videos from there. I mean,

we were just, we were just being dumb. We were being really dumb. We were being really stupid. I don't remember half of the stuff that happened. I remember, I went to the bathroom.

Right. Yeah, I went to the bathroom. Yeah, did it smell really bad in there? And I was like, and I was like, all right, they're probably going to order. They'll probably order for me. So I went to the bathroom.

He knew he told me what he wanted. Yeah, I was like, oh. I went the fajita trio. And I left for the bathroom. And I come back and I was like, all right, what did you guys get? And they're like, fajita trio, for he a trio. And I was like, what did you get me? And they're like, you were like, I was like, surprise.

I was like, what? I was like already mad at that point. Of course he got bad. And they were like, well, what did you want? I was like the fajita trio. And they were like, oh. And then they're like, we got you the spaghetti and meatball. I was like,

Chili's. I didn't know if Chili's had spaghetti, but that was Isaac's idea when he found it on the menu was to get the spaghetti It wasn't even on the menu But it wasn't my idea To get the spaghetti

To get the spaghetti It never came Because he never ordered it They never like We never ordered it They never told me I thought they had that No

I just assumed they actually did And I was like dude If I see spaghetti Come to me I'm gonna be pissed He was like dude Spaghetti That's like the worst pasta

You could have done Anything else Could have done chicken Alfredo I said I hate lasagna and spaghetti And I was like that That was like a fighting word He said he hates lasagna I don't think it's good

Lazzani's all right Yeah it's a lot of texture You just probably had it not good You guys had it was like hard It's really good It just has to be done It's so good Maybe I had it wrong

That's the Italian Indian you talk Big Ziti's pretty good too I like Zidi I only like lasagna when it's crispy On the edges On the outside The top layer is crunchy and then the, are the silent, yeah, and then the inside, yeah, perfect.

Yeah, it's sexy and awesome. I like the top where the cheese is like, what's the, what's the noke? The nochi. Yoki? That's like, I think it's like egg or some shit. It's so yummy. It's like tiny little ravioli. Wait, I take it back, I take it back.

He just made a Italian sin, Italian carmissan. Yeah, sorry, y'all. He called it Ravioli. No. I said, I said, I think of, um, Chef Boy R.D. I really have it in the damn fridge right now. The other thing. It's like small little, it's like mini raviolioli.

Dioli's. Chef Boyard is chill. What is it called? I don't know. I'm gonna go look. I liked the Spaghettios with the hot dogs sliced up and knew it. I'm with that. I'm with that.

If I was homeless, I'd be eating that a lot. If I was homeless and it was my only meal, I could afford to be eating it. Like, but only then. I would always ask my mom to pick it up. Like,

she was like, do you want lunchable? I was like, nope, spaghettios with hot dogs. And then she's like, okay. One Christmas, I hear some crazy.

Yeah. One Christmas, I got Chef Boy, R.D. shitload of candy. That shit's good. That shit's good. My mom got me. My mom got me some.

So as a kid, I used to eat mentos like a whole pack. You know, like, you know how like there's... Dude, I don't know why, but you know how they come in like rods? Yeah, yeah. I had a whole pack of like 10. Just like one day. I don't know what the hell is wrong thing. That's normal.

It was meant to a candy? Yeah. I eat it all in one. I thought it was like a mint. I don't know what that is. No, grunk. I'd not just eat the entire row. I eat like 10 of those.

I don't know why. Oh, you eat 10 rows. Yeah. I'd eat so many of those. Ten of these. Sometimes in a hit. Oh.

Do you understand? You probably have like a lot of gunk in your trunk like something bad. You're kidding. Yeah. You're, I don't know what. It's why I have to like wipe my ass. I don't know what intestine it is,

but it's probably like dark and brown. I don't know what intestine. I don't know which one. I don't know where it's at right now. But it's like a hundred. Huh? Like a hundred pieces of mint candy. Is that what that is?

A hundred. This is 14. Can you look up the calories and the 40? Look up calories and mentos. It's going to be macro heaven. You're not supposed to have. You're not supposed to have. 10.

10 calories. You're not supposed to have all those. That is macro. That's too many mentos. But he had 100. That's one piece. He had 100. Hey.

You had a thousand calories. Worth of milk candy in a day. So there was a summer, there was a summer where I ran away to my mom's house and like, so my parents were divorced, right? And so I lived with both my parents And then one summer I just got mad at my dad So I was like, I'm going to moms

And I left for the entire summer That was the best summer in my entire life All I did was sat there in my fucking chair I played Xbox and drank Pepsi all day I swear to God that's like And she didn't ask me to come out of the room or nothing She just fucking was like You want Pepsi

Yeah That's a lot Dude you got on the drink hat with the tubes One glass side is warm out hell no You want mentos? Yeah Yeah You're like a science experiment.

You should have had that hat on, Mentos and Coke. There's a close in your mouth. Oh my gosh. Give me a minute now. Give me a second to do something. Give him a minute now. Drake cat? You're going to buy one?

Dude, that was back when I didn't shower for like three days at a time and my hair was like really oily and I like smell like shit probably. Dude, you'd always think you smell like shit for some reason. Well, last night, I don't know why. Camden does the same thing. Dude. What? He smells like crap.

Oh my. No, he thinks he does. What is it? It's a Viking helmet. It's a Viking helmet with two mud lights in it. I want it. It's awesome. You should take that to 6th Street. Yeah, all I did, all I did was look up a large drink hat.

But before that, I looked up, it was like one letter that made it in. It was large drink hate. And a Reddit post came up. That guy was, it was just all caps. I hate large drinks. R slash like large drink hate or something stupid. Just wanted to shit out with the grass. Can I ask you what's your hair?

What was your hair? I don't know. I thought about Zach's like, I got really excited. You're good. Can I ask you about your hair routine? My hair routine, bro. Yeah. You keep a sip on the shower? Yeah, I can show you what I use for the fans. Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess.

Garnier Fructice. That's the worst one, dude. Is that the worst one? Every real bitch knows that Garnier is a bad product. And Pantene. Pantene. Damn, pantines. Any Paul Mitchell fans.

Paul Mitchell out there. Let me go grab. He probably uses Oliplex and that. shit's really bad for you by the way. Yeah, I need to stop using it. Oliplex is fake. Yeah, don't use Olaplex. I feel like every product that's good, it just comes out as being bad. Like the only, I think the only one that's good is Dr. Sashquatch or whatever it's called. Native. Native I heard. It sounds like a segue. Isn't that shampoo? Oh, what's a body wash? What's it

called Mr. Saskwatch? You know how I found out? Dr. Squatch. Olliplex was fake. Is when I went home and it was like, when I was here, I was like, oh, I love Oloplex. It's so awesome. Then I went home to my mom who's a hairstylist. I was like, Mom, do you have any oliplex? And she's like, she did that face. I was like, uh-oh. I was like what? She's like, don't ever use that. I was like,

did she say what she likes or do you not remember? She uses Redkin Paul Mitchell. She uses, I don't know those. They must be good. Biolage, I think it's biolage. Imagine a world where you're like, old spice. They're expensive. Old Spice. Acts. Such a simple life.

Dove. All right. Let's see. Don't hate on dove. I like dove. That's like a dog. The prison closing this. I have shampoo and condition every three days.

Not every day, not every day. Okay. Do at least this is a shampoo. Do you let your hair get wet? Function of beauty. Hey, put it to the function. Put it in a function.

Okay, so hair gets wet, wet hair. And then I have a wide tooth comb. I coat all my hair forward. Yes, sir. And then I do like four circles of this in my hand, rub it all together, you know, shampoo and whatnot. And what's important is, This is for wavy hair

It's for wavy hair, so it'll make your shit Wavy if you got wavy type hair Wait wait wait wait wait wait you comb I hate combing the water because like your hair Really? At least my hair gets weak as fuck I comb before I shower and then I'll It's like a lot easier I come I come I come I come I come three times in the hair

There's three separate times when I come What that hurts Culling dry hurts for me I have like similar hair a little bit to you I come dry wet I have to do it wet Yeah I have to do it wet I can't do a dry Yeah I do I do it um

What I take my my nioxin shampoo I take my conditioner also same hand same hand I make a potion It's every time you go bro You turn one and one and put it in a two and one Yeah dude I used to do like 10 and ones

And my mom would get really mad at me Don't do 10 in ones Terrible wait what is I used to take all the soaps I could have And put them into one fucking bottle Shake it all up and make my own concoction He's gonna it was like a 10 and one It was body wash shampoo conditioner There it is men 13 and 1

Go up. Is there like peanut butter and Gatorade? 13 and 1. 13. Up, up. Right. You're so blind. Right there.

It's right there. It's the green. Right there. Next to it. Not the other one. That's the last. Oh my. I was looking at the name and I was going to look at the pictures.

Oh. $85. Yeah. It's a deodorant, a toothpaste, the body wash of shampoo. It can do it. It's a peanut butter. It's just a big meme. It's a joke.

You can buy it though. Oh, look that. Perfect picture. Deodorant peanut butter. Bro. buy it an apple face. The only comment. Do we actually just buy it?

Yeah, let's buy it. The order in peanut butter. You're gonna buy something off. I still have two more steps to my hair. All right. Oh, all right. Sorry,

so function, shampoo, and then rinse it out, comb hair forward again, and then sunbumb conditioner. Sun bum? Really? Sunbum, really?

I think I've heard of it. Does it have UV protection in it? Does it? I don't know. But, yeah, put that shit in there. just scrunch it in

and then comb forward once again and then let that shit sit for two minutes and I normally wash my body in that time and then I rinse it, let it go back and everything and once I get out the shower I shake my head a little bit just so my bangs and like side front stuff goes like

out and then I scrunch dry and then I let it air dry and then I go into my bathroom then I apply this what is that? Alu-A hair oil or like hair mask it's leaving conditioner yeah And you just spray that in there And then you also scrunch it in

And then you just let that shit dry And then bang, you get the product Dude Yeah Dang I'm not gonna I put a lot of shit in my hair My showers are no No easy task

Like it sounds like a lot But it's really not Because you only have to do it Like twice a week Yeah Well well Yeah I do pretty much the same thing you do

But then I have a whole shit ton of serums I put in my hair afterwards So when I went to go It's crazy You don't even show your hair to no one I have this weird foam That I put my hair for my scalp For like dry scalp

It's like you shake it up Go It's like after the shower You go You just like put it all over your scalp And it feels pretty good Do you ever use like the When you're shaving the little like brush

You go Do you want to know what I do When I go shampoo shopping I find the biggest bottle That'll last be the longest That's what I want As any man would Yeah

As any man would Aren't those usually the ones That are like 20 and one No Well you can get I think right now I have like a giant I think it might be dove

I'll be RBM. I have dove. I have dove. You're good. I like the dove body wash. Yeah. The pump. It's real.

It's real. Yeah. I like dove bar so soft. They smell good too. I have, I was suggested to get, uh, when I went to go get my hair permed.

I was suggested to get the shampoo is like hemp. Yeah, yeah. Peptemberment. Although, although, I think so. Look at it.

My fucking, my granddad has it. Pepperment hemp. Uh, there's the name. Is it? Just do soap or just. Do you smell good?

Does he smell? Does he smell? Yep. There it is. Curecastle bar soap and it's as well as the bottle. We'll get you hot. Oh, there you go, yummy. Yep.

Yeah. I would grab that. I'm not kidding you. This, this shish is insane. It's so good. Is this a 18-1? Dude,

you know, it's also really good? It's called everyone's soap. That's what I used to have for a one time. Everyone gets me. I think it's called like everyone's soap or something like that and it smells like lavender and it feels really good. I think it's called everyone's.

I considered getting like horse shampoo and condition. Yeah, there it is. Oh, yeah. For a thick mane. For a big mane. Equestuous man like a big mohawk all the way back yeah like God imagine your hair went all the way back down your back That's from Blades of Glory what isn't that from Blades of Glory using horse shampoo Yeah, oh it is it is but I just said that. I don't know why we just watched that

We like blaze of glory is a funny movie what the hell is this horse shampoo? Are you guys the same Yeah, you hear that? I heard it he did I heard it I heard that I haven't done anything with my hair and so long that the last time I got a haircut was on lastly Oh wow and nothing wrong with that and then I've been cutting it ever since I've been trimming it You do it yourself? Yeah. I've been trimming for like two months. I could tell. I think I might just go bald.

Why did you guys get quiet? Do you in the club, dude? Can you take your hat off? No, I don't want to take your hat off. You never have. You never have. What do you have like a Dracula? You take it off like right in the middle, big spike.

I have a tattoo healing on it right now. You should grow like a really long rat tail. Yeah. Oh my God. I should. Dude, tired. Can you get a skull it? Who's that?

You know those kids that would like have one of those kids that would like have one of those. really long piece of hair. It's like from Star Wars. What are those things called ground? No. The what? There it is on the right. Scullet.

It's skullet. That guy's cool. That is the inventor of the skull. Okay, he pulls it off. He's got baby rats on his back of his head. Yeah, this is a... Oh my God, Jay Shalat right there on your mouse. Look, he's got the shoes on.

Oh, he's got the sports shades on the hood. Pit Vipers. It's sick. These guys are sweet. Get that one. Oh, this are crazy. Gosh, geez. Bad ass.

I've never heard of a skullet. Maybe I have. I just haven't seen one. Yeah, I've never actually like seen one. I have never seen a skull in person. I think these are the only instances. I've only heard them fabled in time. It's an old wives tale.

Myths and wives stales. That's the toilet. That is a toilet bowl. Looks like he got hitting the head like a cartoon. His head's rising up. Can I talk about something? We're just like reacting to these right now. I know.

Can I talk about something? Yeah. Sure, buddy. I've talked about this before and I'm going to just reiterate. I've talked about this before. But Isaac thinks that the rock. Dwayne Johnson is a dope guy. He's cool.

He's not a good guy. Agreed. What do you think? Me? Yeah. I think he's locked himself into a position where he has to be on steroids in order to obtain, uh, uh, maintain, uh, maintain the image for him to be Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

To be in every movie. Because if he's not, then he loses every movie role because he ain't the Rock anymore. And then he's gone. They fell off. Yeah, that's a good point. Because if you see when he was like 25, like prime physique, he was like, like a little bit bigger than Nick he was way bigger than me

he was, have you seen his dad? Look at whatever he was like in the WWE He looks more natty He looked more natural Look up like rock WWE when he was really young Not nice A little bit bigger than Nick Yeah

He was 18 here by the way He was 18 He's like 45 Look up like Dwayne Johnson Like 19 WWE Dwayne Johnson He might have been like

No it was the one he was like WWF wasn't it was like Yeah like around here I can't see the pictures See he's not huge Still a little bigger than Nick. No, it's not huge. He looks more nattie. That's pretty...

Six, five. He was pretty chisel, dude. I'm not gonna lie. He's big. Look, that's his dad. Yeah, he's... Oh, my God. His dad was that guy. His dad was massive. Look at his dad's goat.

Wait, was that actually his dad? Yeah. Oh my God, look at his arm. Yes. Yeah. It's his father. No, I was just gonna say it. He has, like, no opinion. Like, this guy is just insane. Like, if you don't like him, he's like, okay.

I think he just, he got him. He's like, okay. He just has no. He launched the Joe Rogan podcast, and he said he hated him. Yeah, I could not stand listening to this fucking guy. What? Dude, tell me how the rock is like, yeah, I love trucks. I love trucks so much because, like, in the wrestling scene, everyone drives Cadillacs or like, I just love trucks.

And then Joe Rogan's like, so you hear about the cyber truck? He's like, no, what's that? Dude, Nick, when you slouch, you get grumpy. You do get grumpy. Sit up, you got to sit up. You got your shoes on the table. Love the Rock, dude. He's awesome. Yeah, there you go.

He's my favorite. You genuinely don't F with this guy because... It is funny. It is funny that he like cast himself as like the same role in every movie. The main badass. The main badass. Batista is gonna fucking de-throw on him, dude. I'm gonna say that now.

He's doing that. He's doing like the same age. Look at Dwayne Johnson, like huge because people edit photos. People edit photos where he has like a 20 pack in like eight shoulders. Keep going. Look at it. Yeah, there like that.

That's all. Oh, wait. Look this face. Definitely not. No, that's not real. Look at his face. Yeah, it's all.

Yeah. Oh, look. Bottom left. Bottom left. Can we touch on that real quick? People thought, we already saw it. I know,

but people commented from the last podcast. Was it a podcast or was it a video? It was a podcast. It was a podcast. People thought they were like, dude, that's literally, I don't know if you guys know this,

but that's not drawn. That's AI generated. What the? Oh, sorry. Oh, no. We won't laugh at it because it's not funny. Oh yeah. Look. There's no way he's sweating that much.

Yeah, he took a bath. Maybe he's like fresh out of the sauna. Look up Dwayne Johnson. Hella abs. Or Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Johnson cheat meal. It's like one snicker bar. No, he has like a 19 pancake.

That's the picture. That one with the beach is the one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the one they edit. He's supposed to have a 20 pet. He gets taller. He gets taller. He gets taller.

Look up, look up. He's tall. There is. There is. No. Who looks better Who looks better Nattie versus Nanny

Let's count them One, wait don't go back up One Natty versus three four Five Twenty pack It's a ten pack What about this little chunk

I guess we could call it 12 pack Look up Duane Johnson Cheatmeal It's gonna show you all of his pancakes And he's gonna look mad Oh is he where he's like The forkups Like yeah right here

The top left Oh there he is The top left That's classic I love that My Cheat meals are legendary There's a video of him circulating where he's like in an in and out drive-thru. He's like going to try out in-and-out for the first time.

And he did the same thing like five years ago and people were calling him out on. No way. There was like a whole entire TikTok I watched about like why people hate him. And I, dude, I just resonated with that. Do you think he's a liar or he has like horrible memory from all of his steroids? I think he's a liar. I think him and Oprah are liars. They're weird.

Why Oprah now? Yeah, why are you dragging it? Because they didn't show any support for Hawaii when it was like burning. and then they were like, oh, didn't only Oprah's land to be safe? Oh, no, I don't think that was the problem. The problem was Oprah went in and bought up all that land. Dude, fuck Oprah.

Oh, after it burned? After it burnt. I don't, dude. You get money. You get money. Remember that shit she used to do? Yep. Oh, yeah.

She was a fake weirdo. She was like Mr. Beast. She was like Mr. Beast. She was like, she was the talk show Mr. Beast. Never mind. I like her now. So, uh, he, can we look up a video on why he like he hates

Dwayne Rock John. So because I haven't seen anything yet. He is on steroids, right? Yes. Yeah, he has to be. He denies it, but he is. Oh, my. He has to be.

Can you look up age? Can you look up his age? Duane Rock. Can you go poop? 45. Go ahead. Look up Dwayne Johnson age. 52.

Okay. He's 52. He cannot be looking like that. At 52 years old, you're not building much muscle. What about John Cino? It's not also on steroids. I thought it's like difficult to build muscle after 40. It is.

It is? Your body starts to maintain. It does not build as much anymore. Yeah. because then you're starting to lose it. Wait, that's kind of sad. You have a lifespan on when you're able to build muscle. I never really thought about that. Pretty much, yeah.

The clock is sticking everybody. Yeah, but well, you could lose all of your muscle like if you don't maintain. That's the thing. With like certain bodybuilders, like they stop working out for like a few years and they are, they get skinny as shit. Like really skinny. Like these guys who have like the biggest biceps in the way. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I think, I just, I really don't know. I don't know enough about like anatomy to even guess.

There's something with the, like your body makeup where if you gain too fast or if you lose too fast, your body literally bounces back in the opposite direction. Yes, it's like a trampoline with dieting, for instance. If you lose too fast, you could go way above where you were at trying to diet from down. Did you know that? Say that one more time. Like let's say you're like 300 pounds. You're trying to get down to like 200. And you lose out 100 pounds like insanely fucking fast.

Like really fast. like three, four pounds a week fast. Right. And you have like a chance of literally like relapsing all the way back up and past that way. Right. If you break your diet, your body is scared because it's used to maintaining a certain weight, which is like 300 pounds.

You lose all that weight. It's panicking. So everything you're going to be eating after you hop off that diet, it's going to be like storage, storage, storage, storage, which is your big belly. It wants to be like, save. It's still trying to like maintain as if it's... Yeah, it's trying to 300 pounds. It feels like something's wrong, so it just packs everything back in if you lose it too fast.

How do you train your body to not do that and be like, all right, guys, we're at a lower... A sustainable diet. Yeah, don't like rapid pace, you know. Yeah. If I am eating burgers and hot Cheetos and blizzards and shit and then I start eating like salad for like a month, I'm going to lose a salad. Salad. Dude. What?

I saw that. What? What happened? He has a big wet, oily butt, bro. Dude, every wrestler's so big. They're all like 6-5-66. Can you look up bodybuilders? Then and now?

Look at bodybuilders naked. Can you look up big wet butts? Big wet butts. Big wet butts. Big wet butts. Big wet butts. Big wet butts. Big wet butts.

Big wet butts. Big wet butts. Bodybuilders before or bodybuilders then and now. Bodywolders is big wet butt. Yeah. Then and now. I'm going to announce my urination. I'll be your back.

Oh, copy me. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You see it? You see where all that, all of this muscle is that's not real. All of this muscle.

That's a statue of a human being. Yo, what up, dude? That's pretty good. That's fine. Yeah, dude, there's just maintaining. Well, that one's pretty bad. This? And that's real.

I'm like 90% sure. What the F? It looks like a wonder melon. This is the source, by the way. I'm 90% sure. I'm 90% sure. Yeah, I don't have seen similar pictures. I just can't tell if that's like the same guy at all.

Come on. Oh, actually, wait. That's real. That looks like he's got that royd belly. Right? It's like a weird little. He was like that... Dude, he looked crazy.

I can't even lie. He did. He was perfect. No, he was. He was a god. This looks insane. But now people think he's a loser. Aw. Really?

I don't know. He's just old. Did he go loser? No, he's just old. I think. He was in that one Christmas movie who remembers. With the toy, the toy, right? Yeah, it was the toy.

I gotta get my son a toy. Yeah. Is that your Sylvester Salone accent? No, that's not Arnold. I'm sorry. Wait, if you don't.

Arnold. I need to get to my son Christmas. I need to get my son a toy now. No. He hates me forever. Oh, there's Dwayne. It sounds like Joe Biden.

I can't see. That is Joe. That's freaky. What if that's what you looked like in the beautiful suit that he wears on the top? Did we ever on the podcast look up Brock Lesner's daughter and how closely they look together?

I think so. Who are you talking about? They're completely twins. Rock Lesner's a wrestler, but he's also a fighter. Look up Rock. Yeah, look up his daughter. She fights too, right?

I'm pretty sure we looked at it. Yeah, we did. We did. Oh, man. She has a big, she's a big neck. Isn't that insane? Dude, yeah, their neck genetics are crazy.

I think her head could go through a wall very easily. I think if she, like, tap my shoulder, there would have been a hole in there and, like, what does she do? How do people get money? She fights and she beats the shit out of women. Is she wrestled?

I think she wrestles. Look up Brock Lezor's daughter kills a girl. Okay. The fucking kill her. Just look up Maya. Yeah, Maya Lesnar. That's your name. Maya Lesnar, bloody.

Dude. Ow! M. We're gonna get the same photos. Maya Lesner. Maya Lesner fight. Ressels? Look up like beat up.

I don't know, fight. Dude, what? Look up like brutal knock-hap. I don't think that Maya Lesner fights. Dude, she's literally... What is that called? She's literally built to beat the shit out of people. Oh, uh, shot put.

Oh, she could do that too pretty good. I do shot put. Hot look. Well, as little I did shot put. So it's track. She could fight too. Is that considered track and fuel turn? Yeah. Okay. Shotput's track and fuel. He's pushing this narrative.

What? Yeah, he's pushing this narrative that she can fight and that she does fight and she will fight. She should fight. She does fight and she will fight and she has to fight and she's fighting now. Can we do? I don't know. Look, dude, she's huge and she's stronger than me. Her muscles are absolutely crazy.

She is. She's definitely stronger than all of us. I think you're shot play. She's natural. Look up her shop put record. Because I'll tell you what I did in high school compared. Say it first. Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. You say it first. No, I'm not gonna lie, I promise you.

Say it first. No, I swear to God. Say it first. I'm not gonna say mine first. Why? I'm not gonna lie. Why? I will tell you my honest one.

Then tell it right now. Please lie, please lie. I'm not gonna lie. One thousand. Look it up. Say it first. He doesn't know. I know what mine is.

Okay, my was 15. Wait, what's 19. I think I did feet. What's 19 meters? I'll redo the math. Just look at 19 meters to feet. That's what I'm doing. Oh my God.

Lair's like my dad. Lair's like my dad on a computer. Larry, my phone's slow. Help me. It's just frozen. In feet. You got it. 62 feet.

How many feet did you do, Tanner? Let me guess. Let me guess. 33. 32. I had 32 in my head when I said 30. I did 32. Wow.

You can throw that thing far. So she's strong is. you're saying. Yeah, she's stronger than probably twice of me. She got twice her record. Oh, she does it in college. Yeah, she also is like pretty good. Not bad. Can't do javelin though. My javelin was prime. All right, let's

see her you're javelin. On 117 feet. Let's see what she did. Wait, does she do javelin too? I hope not. What does she does? 380 feet. She does not do javelin. Oh, all right. Let's watch the video for throwing it. Wait, wait, yeah, can you watch the video? I'm actually see it? This is 18.53 meters. Also we got an ad that's okay. Thinking gamers, do you have

like a, Tanner, did you have? She looks so focused. Laser. It just caught me off guards. She looks ready to kill us a She's not. She's a post-game interview? Yeah, this is an interview. What the F? She is like famous, dude. There we go. There we go. Here we go. And that's like proper form, right, Tanner? Yeah, I didn't do that way.

Wow. Shit. How heavy is that, by the way? Is it 10 pounds? Yeah, they're pretty heavy. 10 to 12 pounds, I think. Good work. Is there different weight per men or women class?

Yeah. I think it has to be. Because imagine like someone with a big ass hand just being able to... I didn't do the spin. I just did like the step back and turn and... Wait, what's the thing called where it's connected to a chain on a ball? The old ball and chain. That's called the old...

The old... Okay, this... Tanner throwing the old ball and chain. Woo. Is that called hammer throw? Yeah, it is a hammer throw, actually. Look up. No, don't look at.

What's DJ Callad doing on the left side of that? He's saying shit compilation. Hey, did you guys hear about Livy Dunn? Oh my God. Please, she's dating the Pirates picture. I don't give a shit. Who's the Pirates? The baseball player?

Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. Who? Who? Shut up. How do you even find? Who is your source?

Who is your news source? Do you get like a knock at the door? We're like, Are you like sign up for a newsletter of who this? You need to stop looking on the internet. Is with? No. If I could just be a girl on TikTok, I'd marry a MLB pitcher.

Pause. Did you go to the bathroom, see that on your phone, come back and tell us. Don't you dare peed and I didn't wash my hands. Disgusting. You're gross. Normalize being chill in your house. Look up. Look up Libby done boyfriend.

I'm not looking up. Don't look at up. I would do it. I'd marry him. I'm not looking at him. He's actually really good. He has the, he pitched on average like 95 mile an hour balls. Dude.

I think he had multiple 102 mile an hour baseball. irrelevant um well Felix Hernandez Felix Hernandez had a perfect game so I think baseball is actually going to start growing just like the NBA baseball is the deadest sport in the plan baseball nobody likes it the highlights on TikTok who do you think it would

in an eating contest um oh my god Tim Tebow or LeBron Tebow Tim Tebow he's probably done it before Tim Tebow Tim Tebow he plays baseball still doesn't he no the reason why LeBron is a football player the reason why LeBron shut up he did

he's that He is, but doesn't matter. Shut up. Goddammit. Shut the hell up. Hey, we're talking. You wait your turn. I was talking first. I was talking.

I'll break that finger too. Tim, Tebow played baseball? He played football and then he was watch. So then he went to play baseball. He was like, he was like, Tebow.

Yeah. He was the Florida champion, bro. He was. He loved him at Florida. Then he went to the Broncos and he had 98 speed. He converted the entire Eagles team. Yeah. Christianity.

Yeah. Also, the reason why LeBron would win, but what is because Tim Tebow has to say grace before starting to eat. Oh, he's funny. He's probably like a five-minute prayer type guy, I imagine. So LeBron's winning, and that's my narrative. Okay, Christians and the viewers, are you

like a one-minute prayer, five-minute prayer, Tim, and a minute prayer? Dude, if y'all don't say rubby dub, thanks for the grub, yay, Lord, and then start eating, y'all just waiting to die. I'm sorry. Is that what you do? The Lord been hearing it, bro. People said God is great, God is good, thank you for our daily food. Yep, yep, that's my... Daily food? Daily food.

Yeah, daily food God is good You don't pray before you and your mortgage board downstairs Yeah, I do I rapid fire in my head God is good God is great

Let me finish my plate Jesus loves me Yes he does For the Bible God is good God is great God is great God is great

God is good Yes he loves Yes he loves me That's why he puts Skippy in my lunch That's why he says Like the peanut butter A whole tub

Crazy lunch Skippy peanut butter You guys went to school Did you guys take lunch? Yeah And I hated it Sometimes I did But then I got lazy

Yeah And I hated it I hated it Did you get baloney sandwiches Bro You had a baloney sandwich Like I love my mom But she didn't give a shit

About what I ate at school Ever You had a chewy You had a chewy Grinola bar With a baloney sandwich I'll tell you I was apples

Apples sauce Apples sauce What did you You had a more Than a bologna Sandwich Just a slice of bread Okay, let him say it, let him say it.

Literally one piece of bread, peanut butter, fold in half. Yes! Yes! That shit's dry. That shit's dry. Wow. Dude, that's ass. Did I tell you guys?

And then I had a fucking, the chewing granola bar exactly what you were talking about, but they're like eight months old. They were all these dog shit. Why didn't you kill yourself? Oh my God. Oh my God. I would have. And eliminated my hundred percent. I would have hated myself.

Because I thought I had it bad. I had bologna sandwiches, which were pretty okay. No. But I hated bologna. I mean, liked it, but I hated it. I really hated my life. It was multi-grade bread, too. There was seeds. There were seeds.

In the bread. My mom would forget to put money on my lunch account. And every time... Shut up. No, every time I'd go, I'd be like, yeah, I'll take the food. You're in the negative. I was like, oh, okay. And they give me a slice of cheese on bread, a packet of mayonnaise and a good... You owed the school? Or I owed the school. A bottle of water. I owed the school. I owed the school. I didn't owe the school because I wasn't

allowed to get any of that cool fancy shit because I was in the same boat as you were. Not really sometimes with the half peanut butter sandwich sometimes. Dude, that was crazy. There's no way we were that broke. I think the worst day of my like education career back when I was a kid was when she, I remember I opened my lunch

and I had like the half sandwich type shit. I don't know if it was peanut butter, but it was the butt. Oh, the entire issue. The butt. I like the heel. I'm a big heel butt guy. I think I call the butt. Oh my gosh. Good, dude, that's like the worst part of the bread. It's so dry.

Unless you like cook it. You know, I like it. Is that the edge? Yeah, it's the edge. That's great. I would get them first so I don't, I just get it out of the way. It's like a chore. I'd make it wet with like mayonnaise and less than a big old turkey.

Okay. I'd eat like a freak show. Those sandwiches, I wouldn't even eat them. I got to the poor I didn't eat it because it was from like sixth grade until I pretty much graduated. Dude, mom would make you that every day? Well, I guess my seat. No, senior year I didn't have a lunch. I don't even know what I ate my junior year.

I can't remember what I ate in high school. She might have made it for me when I was like a freshman. I feel like sophomore, like once I started driving to school, no, I don't think so. But I had the half the sandwich of the Ziplog bag, and I was just like, guys, look at this. And I'd grab it through the Ziploc bag and I just put my fingers through it and just squeeze it. You would do that? You would like, I'd be like, do you guys want it? I'd just start throwing it to people.

You still do that. Hold on. Hold on. It's such a boys at lunch type of thing. Hold on. You still do that. burrito and he was like yeah when I have

food left and I don't want to eat it I just squeeze it it's like it makes like inedible for anyone else that might need it's like a comfort it's a comfort you do the same with pizza you're like I'm full oh yeah they're crumple with them like pieces of like paper

yeah when I get tired of it's like so I do it with burgers I do with pizza I do with sandwiches as soon as I don't want to eat it anymore I just start eating the pepperonies of the cheese or like the burger patties or the meat And then like the afterwards is just like a bone yard. It's like,

it looks like a bone yard. It looks horrible. Like the catacombs of Paris. That's what his shit looks like. I want to hear grunk. Because I've seen your bathroom. I've seen that golden with marble floor walls bathroom. What?

I want to hear what you took the fucking lunch. Nothing crazy. You eat cheese. Your mom would bring you cheese. Golden chicken nuggets. Now you need to stop talking for me right now. Dime in water. Okay, this is what I had most of the time.

I had, like, sun chips. Wagyu. A bag of sun chips. That's good. Ham and cheese sandwich. Oh, in an apple. Oh, tit out of tit.

That's it. You know, that's all you need. Chocolate milk? Drink? Chocolate milk? No drink. Well, I'd bring a water. Oh, that's good.

That's a really good lunch. That's true. Oh, my God. forgot. What would you eat during COVID? Chicken cheese and chicken nuggets. Bullshit. Like, probably nothing, honestly. Bullshit. Like, I'd have ramen. I think COVID actually ruined my whole life.

I remember drunk during COVID. He'd be sitting in his piece. Dude, like, he'd be in class, he'd ate his life. Looking back, COVID was one of the best things to happen to me. Yeah. It was the best thing you were to sit on my damn ass. I was able to sit on my ass and play on my computer all day. I got laid off my job and I was depressed. the top my life I got to sit on my eyes

I got laid the fuck off I had no food I had no were they cool with it or no well I could come back but I could come back for like three months yeah

so I had no money COVID was just insane yeah no yeah it's like chill I was probably in the best position for like any

age range in person that could be you were perfect for that I think so you're already chilling at your house you're already

chilling your setup and everything my internet prowess was booming at the time. I could just chill with my friends at any time I want in school was hell of easy because nobody knew how to use the internet.

I met you around that time during 2020. Yeah, very beginning of February. We all did. We all were late at least. Wait, Nick, yo. When are we starting that damn Minecraft server? Oh my God. Yeah, what's going on? Can we do that Thursday?

I need this to be cleared out and hashed out now. Are we restarting? We could. Yeah, I'm not late. with him again. Wipe the server. I'm killing him. Wipe it. Okay, now you guys,

now the next question is, do you guys want us to go to the most recent update? Yeah. Yes. No. No. There's a huge duplication glitch. There's a huge duplication glitch.

Yeah, only you know it. You don't even play it. Isaac would do it. If Isaac does, and him from the damn server. I hate playing Minecraft with Isaac. All he does is cheating.

He runs away, like, two million blocks away from us. Larry. He just fucking like has a whole bunch of villagers. Larry, Tell anyone anything.

You had him left away in one by once. Look up, look up Wolf when his parents' fight. Oh. We should look at, we should only do, like, we should have a one villager trade rule per person.

Like, you can have one thing. He had every single one of them in, Isaac's not going to abide by it. He literally used, he got him. You're the moderator. He had him in a labor camp,

and they were working overtime. He did. They were stuck. They were fucking. No, wait, I had a, I had a dungeon in my, my little base.

He had a six. Yeah, he did the same shit I did. Yeah, I had like a whole, Well, I made the world beautiful with my creativity and our houses and mait and maids. Yeah, and we should, we should implement rules so things like that don't happen anymore. Yeah, and if we break rules, we start war. That'd be crazy. War, war, war.

I'm going to ask you one thing real quick. Did somebody else do that? Do what shower? The war, you guys, like, looked upset. I wouldn't mind. Did somebody else do that? No. Uh-huh.

GMS&P did that shit. No, dude. Oh, duh. What did that? What did that? How about we'll have a debacle? I don't know. What the hell?

Dude, if... I don't want our server to be cringed as fuck. If... No, it's so cringed, dude. It's gonna be dope. We try to do mods again. I just don't want to attract more Minecraft fans, dude. Can I just be honest? Yeah, be honest, actually.

I just am fucking tired of it. Grow up. Yeah. Yeah, me too, dude. I think the funniest thing is when people act like you're a bad person and then they compare you to, like... They're like, LMA-O, like, exactly. Exactly what Dream did, and they act like they weren't a fan of Dream.

And it's like you wouldn't be bringing up unless you were a fan of him, you fucking idiot. Yeah. They're stupid. Because I don't know about even what they're talking about. Like, I don't even know. I'm not in the loop because I don't watch his shit. I don't know. Never have.

I just look at my analytics, and it's like 18 to 24. And I'm like, that is the biggest fucking lie in the entire world. I think it's the same. The biggest fucking lie. You're not 54% 18 to 24 because if you were, you wouldn't be annoying. This is awesome. Peeobos is that from the P-O box? That is P-O-Boss.

We had two more of those. We had three. Yeah, there's like a bunch. Do you think about me now and then? What were you going to say? Do you think about me now and it? Larry was going to ask me something. I forgot about.

About the Minecraft server. Hobbit hole. Oh, it was going to be over the mods. If you update to a later update, do you have less mons to work with? Yeah, but I can figure that out. Can you put hero brine in it? Yeah, we can put here. Yeah, you should actually.

No, don't put it in one. Can you do random jump scares as well? That's so fucked up. scary server. Yeah, scary. Wait, can you have it so it's realistic, like, you can get, like, sunburn and then you just... Oh my God.

R.L. crack. That's like R.L. Crack. I got to find sunscreen. Absolutely positively. How to make games, like, the least fun ever. Yes. No R.L. Craft. If you play that shit, you're a massacist. Yeah, you can, like, get dehydrated just from the sun. Yeah, can you, like, sit down and you get too hot.

You get too cold. Too cold, everything. Can you put masturbation in it? Yeah. Yeah, do that. At the very least. Tanner? Can you put the love,

Can you make love mod? I had emotes. Yeah, we could do that. What is love? I had emotes. You go to the village and, you know, make love to the villagers. You guys remember futuristic?

Yeah. That sounds like a guy. That's Squidward. Huh. Huh. Huh. What? What?

What? What's that? I didn't realize your hat. That's all right. I'm a Bill's fam. Tanner? You know, welcome to the Bill's Mafia. You're welcome, Denner.

Yeah, and now I'm the fucking president with the size of this hat. Yeah, shut the hell up. Where's your hat? Where's your bill's merch? You know nothing. You can even say the backup QB and I'm still on that.

You don't even do your research. Aaron Hernandez. No, he's not dead. He's not dead. My bad. How'd he die? Yikes. He killed himself.

Did he actually? Pretty sure. When did he do that? Yesterday. But didn't he also commit a crime? He also killed somebody. He also did kill somebody. And then he killed himself.

Then he went to prison. Is he actually dead? Yeah. Aaron Hernandez is perished? Yeah. Dude, he's been dead for years. Brain. The third of search was brain.

He's not even a fucking... Oh. 27-2. Damn. It's been a while. Yeah, I mean, that was not yesterday. Well, it was about yesterday. He only had 18 touchdowns.

What a bum. There was a documentary that the Patriots team was like weird. Like, he thought they were weird. What do you mean? How many players did he play? No, I mean, the Patriots team thought Aaron Hernandez was weird. Yeah. How many years did you play?

Like two, it looks like. Oh, see, he was born in 1989. He probably played about 42. Uh-oh. Aaron Hernandez, his fiance is his fiance. response to jokes made about you're dead it's over for you

oh yeah it was for the roast I forgot about that the roast what was that the roast oh because Tom Brady was there what that's crazy the roast of Tom Brady

did anyone make fun of him for kissing his kids on the lips because that's fucking that had to have no I don't think they're too scared they should have

I would have I think that was a fucking freak weird hey you make out with your kid weird don't make out just like kill the whole vibe yeah

everyone's like oh Tom's like come on they probably don't want to bring kids into it. Yeah, that's a bad I just find it weird that he makes out with the owner of the Patriots and his kids, too. It's fucking weird.

He kisses them. Why? He doesn't say make it. Well, it's like a four seconds. He kisses the fucking owner. It's a long, it's a long like, heck. It's like, yeah, dude. He does this to the owner. He goes, yeah, I don't know why it's so long. I don't like that. That's weird. I remember he kissed, he

kissed his son. And then he kissed his son. He's like, and then his son started leaving the room and he was like, oh, what was that? Yeah, no, no, no, no, he was getting a massage. He was getting like a massage on this chest and he was like, where's where's it at? Come on, get back here.

Oh, what was that? Find this fucking video. We have to find this fucking video. He was like, uh, uh, come on. Get back here. Not so fast, buddy. Oh, there it is. In a documentary called Time.

versus time. There's a scene showing five-time Super Bowl winner Tom Brady. Yeah, hold on. He goes, nah, come on. Getting a massage. Then his 11-year-old son comes in the room and asks him if he can check his fantasy football standings. I was wondering if I'd check my fancy team. How do I get it?

I mean, no, Jack, everything comes to cost by that. I was like a pick. The second kiss shared by father and son were listening words like very disturbing and uncomfortable. Oh! Yeah, imagine that normal speed. That would have been way worse. Yeah. Dude, the kid who did the look, oh!

Oh! Oh, that was a. That was like a peck. Oh, that was like a peck. Like what do you want? What more do you want, freak? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no.

Larry! Larry! Larry! Larry! I will leave. I will leave. I will leave. This is shared by

father. Sorry, sorry. No. I'm going to leave. I was going to stop. I thought you're going to leave. Yeah, what is like? Like a bag

Can you squeeze? Stop! By your arm. It's so gross, dude. This looks like Tom Brady. This is probably why his wife divorced him. She got rich. Because it was a peck.

That's why. He wanted another. You wanted a longer one. What was that? Honey? What was that? Part two. We watch the creep cover.

Go to creep cover. It's copyright. Don't bother. I just remember. I don't, yeah He probably He probably like mispronounces the shish out of it Should we wrap it up?

I think it ought to be over an hour I think that was I reckon we should Yeah, dude that was the fastest I swear we were 40 minutes in Yeah All right I think that's a season two Top episode of the list

Yeah that's not bad That's pretty fun That's fun This is season season two episode Episode 103 Goofy A 2.0 Yeah

Goofy awe We gotta do Goofi I have permission to pick the worst title for this one Yeah No it's got to be Oofiah 2.0 Okay. I put an emoji.

Can I put a lot of everything you want? A lot of emojis. Yes. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Ew. I'm making that of the stuff.

No. Oh, my back so bad. You're straining so. You're like, oh. Yeah. All right.

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