The Group Chat - #106 - We lost 2 brothers..

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

May we have a silent prayer for our fallen soldiers Grunk & Tanner..... 🕊️ | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

5 4 3 2 1 Ladies gentlemen, welcome back to the group's app podcast episode 105 Verse 6, 106, 105, one of those two Hi, happy new episode We're celebrating this is a new episode. Happy new episode guy Every new episode we celebrate

Happy new episode That's so much audio, please And we're back Is that, what they say V625, like version 625? They made six to hundred. 125 Happy New Year fireworks. Yeah, that's how many years they've been around. But that's no ordinary one.

Mandy Matthew has been an OG for a minute. I know Mandy. Are we getting distracted? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the podcast. I am, Willie, and these are my friends. Hey, how I am? Chewy. I'm chewy.

What up? I'm chewy. Bear. Bear. Oh, wait. I'm bear? You're bear. Tanner?

Yeah, but he's dead, so it can't be me. Yeah, Tanner flew up. He stood at Isaac's doorway, and he flew up. He looked at Isaac. He was like, Izy, I flew up. He did. Barf, like, the exorcist girl. It was gross.

Yeah, literally all over me. I opened a door. Do you throw up in your, my mouth? Yeah, isn't that like from a scary movie? Probably. What movie is that? Where it did that? It was a haunted movie.

Scary movie. No, you're thinking of a scary movie. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No. You're disagreeing with the guy at the laptop.

It was when, it was in the horror movie where there was a giant barn, and the kid goes to the barn, and then, like, someone, like, throws up up in the other person. person's mouth to like... In a barn? In a barn? Guys, you know what I'm talking about. Okay, well, if you look that shit up.

It was with the nurse. The nurse, or not the nurse, the nun, the nun, had gone to help watch those kids or something like that. No? Nope. Whatever. Anyway, thanks to Gamer subs for sponsoring us. Thanks, code group, but 10% off.

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Yeah, again, we are missing Tanner. He did throw up. And gunk. And gunk. Gunk died too. Everybody's like, we're getting shot off one by one with a bird shot. Dude, I could see why Tanner does this for the entire fucking time. Yeah.

Yeah, that's actually me. I invented that. So I'm the finger master. Thank you. Cool. Can I do this? Finger master. Oh, mighty?

Do whatever you want, bro. Finger all podcast. Who cares? But I will say, I will say, I cannot wait for that. that who missed a podcast counter to go up on drunk because he's been too low for too long. It's time for him to get up. Oh, wait, no, he's not.

No, Isaac's the lowest. Yeah, Isaac. Yeah, but if we didn't wake up Isaac for an entire year, he would be the highest. The only reason you're the lowest is because of all of us. Duh-uh. Yes. Duh-uh.

Yep. You'd be at probably like 30, maybe 40. Next time you're out of town, we're actually going to do a marathon. We're going to do three podcasts a day for a week. Well, I'm never leaving town, so. N-uh. Yes, I'm never.

that's hardcore hardcore y'm gonna hardcore y'all hardcore yami's hardcore yeah I was scared I think going to keep going

like damn can we talk about something like evil yeah sure like what I don't know anything evil I haven't even been paying attention anything in the world lately

I just been focused on me myself and I hey honest to God honest to God honest to God I feel like I've been like tapped out

I feel like I haven't consumed much media aside from like the worst brain rot You guys ever seen that video where it's like a little Minecraft chicken and it's singing down on a little microphone. And he goes, da-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then the gate opens and then it goes through. And then it's a dog.

No, no. But I did see a chicken. And then he goes through the gate. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, uh, comment and like to save me. It's just brain rot content? Because I've been seeing some brain rot.

There's a chicken nugget with like a Sigma face. That's the one too. I hate that one. Save the nugget. I hate that one. He's like, good-d-d-d-d-d-d-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And then he's like...

I've been passing all my AP brain rot exams on TikTok. Have you guys... Oh, my God. No, I skipped them. But you know what? But I did... You know what I've been seen a lot of lately

we talked about it once and Grunt got mad? It's like the little balls going through the course and everybody starts rapid. Why? I will say that they are bullshit, though, because they...

They are, they're not time-sake. They do it to them. Some of them are. Or they went bar for bar. Like, shut up. Some of them are. Some of them are, but some of them, they definitely, like, like, one ball is definitely lower than the other. But this one goes because it's on time.

Yes, exactly. They edit it, so they're just rab. And then I, bro, every time the top comment on all those stupid videos is like, they went bar for bar. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Mr. Krab actually went the bar for bar.

I hate that shit, bro. All right. This is all child talk, bro. So what's going on the stock market, guys? Oh. David. David Dobrick stocks are down. Why?

He got called out by Jeff Whittick again. No. Jeff Whittick called out Snapchat today on Twitter and said, like, did you know that you have a guy that you're paying that, you know, almost got me killed pretty much? He's the same thing? He just brought the same thing? He brought the same shit that's been going off for the past four years. Jamie, pull up the video of Jeff Whittick getting slammed by an excavator. Oh, alright.

I'll read out his tweet for you guys. He said, yo, Snapchat. You're paying a guy that smashed my stuff. skull in for a prank and left me with lifelong injuries. He also filmed and organized multiple essays. Huh? That's why I stopped posting. I don't want blood money. Yo, what?

Gada-c-d-de-cad-da-o-oh-up. That's what he said. He just, like, kind of threw that in there. He was like, I've been saying the same shit all my life. I got to say some more shit. Also, by the way. Well, that's, you don't remember the stuff that happened with Dom, his old friend? No, I don't.

Yeah, that was the drama. Tom, dude. You keep up with the Doberks? Oh, this was like five years ago. Like Don was like the horn dog? To my bad. Yeah, and that's when they were talking about this stuff going on. But honestly, Jeff Wittick, like, bro, just shut up.

Damn. How about we get Jeff on the podcast and you guys can talk about it? Yeah. You guys beefed out. Jeff, if you somehow come across this clip, we would love to hear your story. Look at me in my eyes, Jeff. I wanted to get mad while, like, cutting my hair. You put your foot in a rope on an excavator in a lake,

and you willingly got on a, like, a non-professional operating. going and start like I mean what do you expect yeah let's be real shit happens Jeff said Jeff said that David Dobrick lied which I don't know what there is to lie about how do you lie about this maybe maybe he said he wasn't going to go the full speed that he did maybe there's more that I don't know apparently he's suing him if they knew physics they wouldn't have done what they did because what he did was if he was spinning him around and then he just stopped it so when he stopped it he kept going and then he wrapped around and he hit the actual excavator yeah if he was just like slowed it down he could

got as fast as he wanted if he just gradually slowed it like a roller coaster. I'm not going to lie, why the hell he tied his whole foot to it? Why? To stand in the rope. I'm pretty sure he had a foot standing on it. Yeah. Like, oh, so we got caught. Yeah, they got caught. And it was like, oh shit, and he stopped all of a sudden. He was like, pretty much. You ever played that game where you hit the ball and it goes, boom, boom. Oh, I think it spins on the other ball? Yeah, that's fun. All I know is that would, that would not happen to Bradley Martin. He weighs 260 pounds. Break the excavator. Yeah, the excavator.

The escalator. Yeah, he'd break it. What's that? Bradley Martin's a guy who's got big shoulders. Didn't he claim to me natural at one point? Yeah. Look at that's the hardest picture I've ever seen. Go back.

Go back. Go back. Yeah, he's having a natty build. Go back. Look at that. That is a funny picture, actually. Dude, I love, I love, my favorite photos ever are barbershop photos. Oh, yeah.

The funny shit. They're like, look forward. You know the, punch your teeth? You know the blending shears? I saw a dude get his ear cut Oh, oh With one of those recently The top of his ear

The blending shears The sharp ones, right? The thinners No, the ones that look like Little teeth The thinners What the fuck? Was that a real doorbell

Or was that our house? That was a real doorbell That was a real life doorbell Didn't anyone ever anything? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that Dude, what if our doorbell rings again What do we do? I go.

We have to run? I'll go. You protect this? It's not a bad thing. Have you guys picked up any hobbies lately? Nope, I just sleep all the things? time.

Actually, no. I asked Larry, I had, my mom had come to town, so like I had been away from the house here and there. I'd still come over, but not as much as I would be. And I asked Larry what was going on, and Larry said that y'all were going downstairs watching movies again. We were watching

a lot of movies for a minute. Yeah, we've been doing that, though. The last one we watched was the King Kong movie and that shit was fucking stupid, bro. Downstairs you watched? I'm going to be real. Yeah, that shit was the Cardiast. It was a really good movie Like I actually enjoyed it I don't know how you could like

Avengers Avengerify like a big gorilla And a mutant Like dinosaur Like how do you make that look Dude they gave They gave like Godzilla The mannerisms of like a grown man

Yes and they gave Godzilla Wait you should you say King Kong or Godzilla Oh king Kong sorry King Kong looks like an old man Godzilla It feels like Like he's on the Avengers

Like he's Hulk Like they have like weird facial expressions They're monsters dude No, it's cool. It's not cool. It's fucking dopeness. If I was six years old when I saw that shit, I'll... Jarvis, pull up the rotten tomatoes.

There's not, there's not that many people who enjoyed that movie. Godzilla. I have to be lying. I'm sure a lot of people got, like actually... My cousin's a big fan of Godzilla. It's supposed to be a hype movie, dude. Look it is, look. See, 54? Like, okay, it's like not bad.

Yeah, but people liked watching it, but the critics are like, what in Tarnation is going on. Who cares? Like, I remember, dude, it gets like... It gets like, it gets you the younger folk hyped, man. It does. It does. It does. It does.

It does. one of the Godzilla movies when I was in like seventh or eighth grade and we were on the very back row like the whole class went it was actually it was kind of sad so like there was two movies that came out it was Godzilla and then it was like our god is not dead or something oh god's not dead the movie do you remember that movie yes bro everybody in my class went to go see godzilla and then one kid like his parents wouldn't let us so he had to see god's not dead and uh What's wrong with that movie? There's nothing wrong with that movie, but it's the fact that he had to go alone and go watch

like a religious movie. It's like the lack of epic monster fighting. I'll be real. It's like if you're in middle school, the last movie you want to see his gods and not dead. So I was in the back row during the Godzilla film and I was so hyped. I stood on the back of the back of the chair in the movie theater. Could I do that right now? It's probably flipped.

Oh, right there on that? Yeah, I can try it. No, there's a lamp above your head. Oh, is it really? Yeah, he'll be out of the way. Dude, don't do that. I'm not doing that. It's right above me.

No, yeah, it was awesome. As, like, a young teenager, like 13. Right now, no. I'm not doing that, bro. If it flips back. Holy shit, it's the Italian import. That's why I laugh. I was like, what's the that?

When you were saying, what you were saying, I mean, he laughed. He said, what? He was, like, laughing. Yeah, it's just the Italian import. Yeah, this one, this 2014 one was so fucking good. And they came with a phone app that was like a little game. What?

14 game. What's the ratings on the Godzilla 2014? Okay, they're not like that. Oh, the ratings's good? Let's take a peek. Yeah, they are. It's like 70%. Damn!

Wait, they liked it. Yeah. On Rotten Tomatoes a lot. This was a good move. They had a bunch of Godzilla. I swear to God, this was the first bad one. No one. I think the other one was pretty bad too.

There was been a lot of lots of movies. There was another one before this one that was pretty bad too. Which one? It was the... Oh, oh, oh, the Godzilla versus like the three-headed serpent in the ice. That was bad. Like, they're still making planet of the apes. Can you believe that?

Yeah, like, how much more can they talk? That's, yeah, that's, they're running out of words. I mean, to be proud, I haven't watched the movies, so I don't know the plot. Maybe it's just like, okay, it's like, hey, we're going to make this monkey like a- By the way, you're speaking after you've watched all the movies? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I've seen every single one of them.

You watched the most recent one? Oh, no, then I'd see that one. It's out in theaters right now. Oh, really? I think I should go see it and waste my time. All one hour and 30 minutes of it. Bro, I'm like, actually, dead. serious, I say Wonka, I said this before, is the worst movie I've seen to date.

What do you think? Dude, people need to stop reviving. Timothy Shalameh, bro, stick to fucking Dune. He's the goat. Dude, in Dune. In the Dune universe. Not fucking... No, he's the goat ever. People were like, oh, dude, it was the first Willie Walker, the second one, I guess, was a musical. But it's like, dude, Willie Wonka wasn't fucking singing.

Right? It was all the oompa-lumpas. Yeah, that's true. Why is Wonka's, that's just corny as hell? But there are at least, like, any, like, callbacks to the original movie? It's a kids movie. It was a pre-to-all. It was a pre-to-all of the other shit. So there was absolutely no, like, references at all to the original.

I mean, there are, like, you talk about oompa-lumpas a little bit or some shit like that, but, like... That's it. Y'all got beef for the kids' movie. Yeah. He's fighting with his eyes. I see why Tanner and you go back and forth all the time. We're facing each other. I can't even see your stupid eyes.

We're in sunglasses. I can feel attention, dude. You're like a robber. Yeah? It's like a criminal. It's like a heat wave. He's a criminal. Are you a Mets fan?

Yeah. Yeah. I got bullied out of the... The Mets? Mr. Mett. You bet you never met anybody from the Mets. I did. Who?

I lied. You just buy things? Yes. Yeah. Dude, we've known this guy for years. Yeah, he just buys things. If you guys really want to see why I bought the Mets hat as well as the Bills, the Bills was like a joke because Tanner loves him.

I bought the Mets hat because I remember changing my profile picture on Twitter. I was like, I need a backup profile picture. But someone's still recognizable. Hmm. Maybe a hat I'd throw on. If you go to my alt Twitter right now, it's like Isaac whom, whatever the fuck, just look at the hat. So why the Mets?

I don't know. How long has it been that forever? Since it was created. Because I've never noticed that. I know. Most people don't. It's been like that for a very long time. You did a whole thing.

I remember you did a whole thing on Twitter where you kept posting about the Mets over and over and over for like a week straight. Dude, the Mets have such a weak logo. I'll be real. That shit's all. It's like, what, is this New York? Like, new times? They're just trying to be the Yankees.

The Yankees are way cooler. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just picked like the worst team I could think of and then made it my whole thing. Damn. I don't like a blue and orange. I don't like a team combo. I think it's ugly. Like the Florida Gators, OK, C.

I don't like that. I don't like blue and orange. Yeah, that's why the haters, Bill's Mafia. Just, Tarrant didn't make me feel welcome, so I stopped ripping. He was like, yeah. Yeah, welcome to the Bill's mafia, I guess. That's exactly what he said. Fuck you, man.

What are my Mets guys? He's pissed, bro. He's pissed about that. I know. It's funny. It's a little funny. Wait, are you actually, you actually like the bills now?

Fuck no. I don't care about the bills. Who do you care about? The New York Mets. He doesn't watch sports like that. He likes the Eagles. Oh, like, unironically, or? Unironically, dropped the bit for a sec.

Who do you like? Eagles? Oh, you love the Eagles, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Name an Eagles player. That's actually in season right now.

Oh, yeah. Fuck, no. I stop watching sports. I think we all. did. After Donovan McNabb and Michael Vake all got kicked out. I watched sports. Huh?

I watched sports. I mean basketball. Well, I'm saying like before everything just went, I think that Super Bowl, whatever they did with the NFL, Taylor Swift, whatever that was, they built lore around like football? It worked. I don't know. Dude, they're doing it with baseball.

I'm telling you, Libby Dunn and that guy from the Pirates, he's a pitcher. Okay, but that's like, that's like, how did you manage to sneak up that name? That's like a knockoff Taylor Swift thing. Like, that's horrible. That's the worst. marketing scheme ever. Baby Gronk was like 12 years old. Yeah, baby, that was the old joke.

And his dad was like making him do it. Yeah. Well, baby, dude, baby Gronk, do you know why they call him baby Gronk? I don't even know what he looks like. Baby Gronk looks like baby grunk. He looks like he looks like the grunk. Baby grunk. Dude, his dad was like making him say weird things.

It was strange. Look at that dude. Bro, he's so young. No, he's actually. He reminds me the kid of the kid and bad grandpa where, uh, I haven't seen that. What? Yes, you have.

The chubby kid and fat grandpa. Or bad grandpa. I haven't seen it. What? Yep. How have you not seen bad, you've seen it? You've seen it, Isaac.

Dude, the clip where his balls are hanging out. You've seen it, Isaac, we both watched it all downstairs. Remember he was in the little rocket? That was a while ago. It was a while ago. We should we rewatch that because I don't remember much. It's Johnny Knoxville. When I was a kid, I used to not like people who liked Ted.

The movie Ted? Oh my God, what's wrong with Ted? I just thought that people who like Ted were just like freak weirdos that had like no, no filter. What does that mean? Like, if you like Ted, You were like perverted. This movie got like revived for like a week.

Did you ever see that? Because they have a show. Yeah, they had a show. But then it went like, it faded away again. Well, now we got renewed for a season two is what happened. Oh.

Everybody gets hyped about everything on a short term basis. Ted collection. That's what it is nowadays, dude. I think it's TikTok. I think TikTok should be banned because TikToks as we get this clip on TikTok to go.

By the way, I think that's actually going to happen. I don't think so. I genuinely think unless, did you hear the grounds? Yeah. You have to sell it to an American company. Yeah.

Yeah, but they can't forcefully uninstall it from your phone. They could, I mean... Yeah, it's going to be like Flabberg, and they're going to start selling it on eBay. My phone has it. I think as long as you haven't installed, you're fine. You just can't install it. I mean, I don't really know what the terms are, but I feel like you can't even connect to any of their servers.

Dude, I have an idea. Let's buy iPhones brand new. Only install TikTok on them and then just shut them down and then just sell them. When the ban happens, you can make like an extra $500. Everybody has TikTok. Yeah, I mean, that's Everyone Everybody

My brother's trying to Do the whole thing of like Teaching my His kids How to not get so addicted To the phone It's like getting to that point Of parenting where we're past

The We don't know what this thing is To like, okay We kind of have a grasp Best to what this thing is You should give him an iPad Instead of a phone That's true

I don't know why he doesn't do that already Jeez It's more screen to lick Dude I kind of sometimes Like how my parents I mean they wanted me to get into things, but they didn't entirely enforce it, like, a whole new language or an actual instrument or, like, push me to do things. Like, if I didn't really want to do it anymore,

my parents were, like, always teetering, or they were like, you've been in your room for a minute. You should go to this, uh, quinceaneta. I'm like, all right, I'll go. I'll show low-key sucked. And then, and then you'll never wrote it again. And then I'll go to another one. I'll go to another one. I'll try more. And they'll be like, all right, you should stay more at home, maybe and play games. I'm like, what do you want to do? They called you the weirdo. they didn't know I caught me the word Why do they make you stay home I was like the only one who didn't drink

Or who didn't do anything He didn't, I didn't drink and I didn't smoke So I just got bored And then I would always call my mom Twelve Twelve I don't drink I don't smoke

Want to put that thing The Begneur's 15 Yeah You were 12 Make me scream No Oh when I went Oh when I went I was like

Oh 16 Yeah eight years old Seven I didn't drink I didn't smoke I didn't do anything No I was like 16

probably 16 15 something like that and um yeah the shit that bitch is was boring bro they just read a tweet today that said uh some of them were lit though um my dad just offered me a beer and I'm 16 what do I do oh my god dude

grow some balls maybe I don't know do people actually do that if your dad offers you a beer of years at home dude fucking take it you're weird you're weird don't go to Twitter and ask you know my brother used to wait And clean up at the after parties And he'd drink the beer You would try it out Your brother used to drink all the leftover beer

You would try it My mom was like, go give me some more wine I'm like, all right There was no alcohol in my house Really? You were sober, sober dober household? Neither of my parents ever drank. Damn.

So my parents were too until they had me. The only time I saw either of my parents drink was after my dad and my mom divorced And my dad was just drinking And he was like that's what he did maybe they never drank around you

no there's dude there's no alcohol in the house you don't know that it could be under the kitchen sink bro i've talked to my mom about it like recently there was just never none mom's are stubborn they never will dude damn holy you're trying to plant his seed in his head bro there was none check that closet you check the purse because she she like she talked to me on the phone she told me about like one of the times

that she got drunk like within the last like couple years and the amount she was like one shot in a mixed tree and she was like, that gets beat. It's too much. It's too much. Wow. You just don't ever drink, I guess. One mixed drink. Mom gets lit, bro.

Mom gets lit. Apparently so. My dad, dude, that guy, motherfucker. You gotta be sponsored by a butterfly or some shit. I feel like your dad could outdrink anyone on plane or the earth. But I don't even know when he gets drunk because he just gets funny. Like,

he just gets really, like, comedic after he gets drunk. But it's hard to tell because he's always making the jokes. I don't really know. When he's funnier. He's just funnier. He's just funnier. He's a joke. He always, he jokes at the worst moments too.

And then my mom will get mad at him. And then it was like, it's a continuous like, you'll make a jug. My mom's like, stop. Can we talk about Roblox? Can we talk about Kaizenat? No. Oh, we can't. Can we talk about IGN and Kaisenet?

Can we talk about that? Because that was fucking crazy. Why did you guys do that? Boo. Iggyn, boo. Did you guys see? So, uh, they tweeted about him beating Eldon Ring and they were like, Kaisonet, who also incited a riot in New York City,

years ago, finally beat Eldon Ring after... What? ...a 165 hours and 1,500 deaths. And everybody was like, why the hell is this the title of the article? Yeah, it's just unnecessary. I mean, hey, look, from their standpoint, it is true.

That did happen in the past years ago. It's such an irrelevant topic to bring up upon the completion of a game. It also wasn't like what he was trying to do at all. He wasn't like, I'm going to fucking make a riot. Yeah. He was trying to do like a fan meet up. Yeah. Maybe it turned into like one of those things where he became known by some people not

because of streaming, but the way they found out about him was because of that. I say that's bullshit. Like the majority of people know who he is by being a streamer. Like that's it. Like 99% of people. Yeah, you have to try to find a negative achievement. Yeah. To put into your tweet. Yeah. You have to try. Yeah, 200k live viewers. Yeah. Kaisenat, who averaged 200 or 300,000 like live stream viewers playing Elton Ring just beat the whole game like how hard is that nice a net who only had 28 live viewers in 2018 yeah if anything a better title would have been kisanat with 80,000 viewers while he's sleeping 80k while he's sleeping yeah he almost had like 100k while he was like because they were sleeping with him bro dude I can't believe he showers on stream so that blows my

mind I know we talked about it like multiple times but I just can't believe he showers on stream it's pretty crazy I didn't believe you and then I saw it for for myself and he's insane dude shower and he's like cleaning his fucking junk like on front of the camera he's like wiping that thing it's crazy and then he's wiping his ass and then yeah chat's like whoa oh no they always go leak leaked leaked leaked leaked he has that bitch steaming too bro that's like a whole mirrors fogged up i do i saw post shower and it looked like he was just in like a white room like there was hell of fog yes it was actually nuts i don't even take my showers don't even steam my bitch is barely warm my bit my bitch my bitch

stank i can't take hot showers i don't like it it's not even the fact that that's hot, it's just poor ventilation in the bathroom. Come on now. No, I hate hot showers, bro. I hate it. Yo, if I take a hot shower for too long, my stomach starts to hurt. Come on now.

Right? Mm-hmm. That's a thing? No. I just don't take hot shower. So, like, what I do is I get it? How the fuck did it? I've never seen that in my life.

The camera's not going to get that probably because I was talking. I think, yeah, wait. You can't even pan that. Yeah, it would have hit. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. No, I was just saying, like, I get mine, like, warm, and then throughout my shower, I make it more cold and more cold and more cold.

Why? He's edging. He's a masochist. No, it's like, I don't know. No, wait, I do that. You're talking about when you start, like, a little, because over time, for some reason, it gets harder, like, it gets harder to stand inside of that really hot water for some reason. I don't know why.

I just do it because there's health benefits to colder water, colder showers. That is true. I did that when I was depressed, and it helped. It makes you feel some, right? I'll be real. I read books, and I took cold showers, and it helped. to begin out of being the president. You, like, read 40 laws of power.

I read just, like, a bunch of self-help motivational business books, atomic habits and all that stuff. David Gagins. But I can't imagine doing shit like that if you're not depressed. I feel like if you're happy, you don't do things like that, low-key. No. You don't. I wouldn't say happy.

I'd say satisfied. I think you only do that stuff if you're not satisfied. Like, you don't think about it when you have, like, shit to do, or, like, you know, you have plans or something like that. You're not going to think about taking a cold shower or whatever the hell. That's only when you're, like, thinking about yourself and you're thinking about not like a selfish way, well I guess it's a selfish way

but like in a good way where like you're just thinking about health benefits and you're thinking about like better men and all that stuff. I'm gonna be real. I think that's only something that you would do at a square one environment. So if you're on a chase for something big, like a big thing, cold showers

probably in books and whatever. Businesses if you want to start a business and maybe it'd just be like the best way to start a business ticket. Cold showers, read 50 laws of power. The Art of War by Sun Tzu, as well as the Bible. Oh, yes. The Bible.

The big three books. Cold plunges are really, really therapeutic. That is never. Cold plunges? Never. Nope, never. I can only do a cold plunge. Oh, we're talking about where you submerge yourself.

Yeah, my body would not let me. You will. Dumbass. Your mind is what doesn't let you, bro. Because you're a pussy. Listen, you have to do it like, you can do it right after a word. It's really hard to do it with like in the morning if you just wake up. But right after a workout, it's not.

that bad. When your body's just really hot, it doesn't feel as cold. So I've never done a nice way. I found this out. If you're laying in a cold plunge, you should have water constantly moving because your body actually puts like some sort of protective warmth layer over you if you're in cold water that's sitting still. So if you want to like actually have the, you've heard about that, right?

I actually noticed that. Yeah. When I, I used to like. You acclimate to it. So to like make yourself non-aclimate, you have to like water that's moving. Yeah. I used to swim in like lakes and it was mad chilly, like freezing cold temps on this lake. And I'd be in there and I would just be like this.

Like floating. Like I would not move because I know if I move it gets colder for some weird fucking reason. I didn't know that. I don't know why. That makes a lot more sense now. That's why when people get into like ice plunges and ice baths and stuff like that, there is some that have like a flowing water. Like a cold water. Like a hot tub.

Yeah, like with a current, but it's cold. Right? Because like if you're just sitting in there eventually your body. body's going to get like acclimated to the temperature of the, you know, the still water. Dude, you know what feels good is being in a hot tub and then jumping in the pool. That is like the best feeling ever. Yeah. Dude, being in the pool and going in the hot tub is like horrible. Yo, you ever jump on a trampoline wet?

No. Yes, that's how I broke it. What did you do? You're not. You're not supposed to do that. Wait, really? Is it heavier? Or that or frozen? I don't know.

It's frozen. It's the springs. That are on fire. Wait, look up, let trampoline. What trampoline is fine. Because I'm almost pod. Unless my dad You want to look out

Which trampoline is fine What? No like Wet trampoline That's fine Weird pictures of people Damn Put this on a shoe

The fuck Holy fuck It's like the fucking I'm wearing the slippery wet Three Go to all Not pictures Now look see

This thing has a machine To make a wet No I did that We did that We used to put this We used to put the Sprinkler Underneath the trampoline

So they should get lit And then we put A exercise ball All right now How about And then we'd run into each other really hard. Oh, you were not broke. You had a trampoline.

Yeah, look at that. This is before my dad, I had an affair on my family and ruined everything we had. Jesus Christ, okay. So the cold trampoline here. God. What? The kid. Oh, look at that kid.

What is that? This guy. Minnesota cold. Is there a trampoline below him? I don't think there is. It's ice. It's all ice. Wait, can you watch it?

Minnesota cold. Minnesota cold. Minnesota cold. Dude, all I see is a kid floating like next to a shed above the ground. Oh, this guy did it all. He's got a frozen egg and frozen spaghetti. Oh my God, he loves everything. He loves being frozen.

How many videos? How long ago is this? I mean, he stopped posting for once ago, but look, the most popular one. Oh, there it is. Here it is. Here we go. Minnesota. It's so cold at part 13.

You think it's where Yadi got his inspiration? Because I used to watch this guy, bro. Here we go, here we go. Oh, this is just, look at this. the camera oh dude you just jumped in glass yeah I was about to say that's glass

oh whoa you're satisfied this audio's horrible this audio's horrible god damn wow Jesus that's impressive look at that guy's head

you know merch someone comments at oh the crunchies how I love crunchy soundness frozen eggs in Minnesota I miss dude I miss

roaming YouTube just like with no suggestions no nothing like no algorithm nothing just just that's what shorts are now these used to be like what shorts algorithms are yeah if shorts algorithm were on videos that would have been great fantastic dude you know what there's something that's about to blow up because somebody said eggs and that that reminded me of something you guys might not have seen it you might not even know but there's something that's

going to blow up it's this dude who streams on kick and he just tells people to put an egg in their microwave and that's it and they do it and then it blows up and it fucking like brings their microwave. I'm not kidding. And it's only a matter of time before he's huge because I see it on Instagram. The sky is the freaking limit, man. I'm telling you, I see it on Instagram

and people love it more than anything. They're like, this is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet and forever. What? I don't understand. He goes on Monkey app and he's like, all I need you to do is microwave an egg and I'll give you $100.

And then their parents are always in the background. They're like, what are you doing? They're like, nothing. They're like, what are you microwave? and that stinks and they're like an egg and it goes and it like breaks the class

do you find a clip is it possible yeah it's like like I don't know monkey damn monkey app egg microwave I don't see it dude

he's gonna blow up bro I'm telling you he gonna blow up he's underground as fuck right now he is what is that yeah he buddy screams and then disappears

it's probably really unfunny I bet watch click it mackerokee with chicken strips Round of money What is macaroni with the chicken strips?

It's a vine or something TikTok? Macaroni with the chicken strips Why is this two times? Dude, that is hilarious! No, they're NPCs. Bro, that meme is very old. You know there's a theory that most of people

on the internet are actually not real? Yeah, I believe it. Macaroni with the chicken strips. Did we address where grunk is? Yeah, he's dead. We said Tanner was dead, didn't we? Oh yeah, everyone dies. Dude, get used to it.

Life is hard. Hey, yeah, so can someone in the comments section go back from this start of season two? No, no, no, no, this year. We'll just do this year. Who missed? Let's do it. Let's start again. Not the total timer.

You're just saying that because you missed 20 last year. Yeah, because I won't miss a single one ever again, dude. You still missed all those ones and it was your fault, so I don't care. No, new year. It's new year, new us. That's how that works. That's exactly how that works. You just reset your shitty life because it's a new year, dude.

You still have a shitty life. I paid my dues for missing those. So yes, I did. Would that be? He's appearing a lot right now. I paid my dues and my debts for missing all of those episodes. And now I'm here to refresh. Nope.

To restart the cycle. I did, Larry, fact check me. Didn't I pay my dues in debt? Yeah. Nope. Yeah, it was all been paid. Nope. All the depths are paid.

I don't think so. All the depths. All my depths. All your depths. Depths. Depths. Depths? All my depths.

All my depths are... Dead. What colon are you guys wearing right now? I don't know. I'm not even wearing any. Blue. Bordon Blue from Dolcea Gabana.

Codon Blue is like... I'm George Strait. You said cordon blue? Or they go to Georgia State where... By a Goulde Cordon Blue. It's light blue by Dolcee Gubunu. Dolce Gubu.

It's a nice light summer fragrance. It's like an all-around Cologne. None of that is right. Whoa! None of those is right. Don't shake about a light blue. Light blue? That, yeah, that one.

The gold to the bottle. Light blue. It's not that blue? Now, what's your favorite, like, you know, the moods that Cologna have? Yeah, I like a real smoky, real, uh, woody, uh, woody dark smoky. And there's like, night, citrusy. This is like citrusy. You think so?

Yeah. Smokey, you'd know smokey. Smokey's like orange, like brown. It's like a whiskey. It's like a whiskey. Well, it depends. Because there's some. You can wear like all times of the year, supposedly.

And there's some that you can't. This one of those all around, whatever. Did you buy it on eBay? No. I don't know. I got us from some random perfume website. Oh, damn. You took a gamble.

It's a perfume. Parfume. Not toilet. Parfewan. So not toilet shit. Parfewan. Yeah, that means it lasts for about eight hours. Damn.

Yeah. It's pretty good. That means that's pretty expensive. Let's visit that eBay page. There's just more alcohol in it. Acaha. Let's pocket watch. 1499

damn you broke That is not how much That is so sad I think it was like a hundred fifty bucks Hey it's fine to pay 14 Damn this is a no flex zone dude Why are people upset No dude

$150 cologne for like two years Don't be upset about that Bro Two years bro You pay more of a month For your Netflix account bitch Don't say it now Nick What

Oh I thought you're about to mention That you He paid a lot of money for a cologne Hey You I did not Sell down You not

Are you talking about Creed? Yeah. It was a gift. Creed was a gift. The movie? He paid zero dollars. Look up cream of... Cream.

Look at cream of wheat. Creed Aventus. Yeah, there it is. This was a gift. That was a gift. From who, dude? Bill Fenn's Gates? I would not...

I would not buy that. That's why they were bought it. $500. Yeah. $500. And guess how much... I'm already out of it. Hmm.

It lasts me a year. You used it that much? I'm sorry. Did you get that bottle, the 100-millimeter one? Yeah. Dude, I went through TSA, then motherfuckers almost threw that shit away. I would have... Oh, yeah, you gotta be careful.

In front of TSA, I would have just... Well, how many mililators? Or how many fluid ounces is 100 milliliters? Like 3. Something? That's a lot for Cologne. Can you take that on a plane? Yeah, 100 mililiters is your limit. What?

Wait, how many fluid ounces is that? Let me see. I don't know. Look at a, Larry. The dumb-ass TSA bitch threw away my toothpaste one time. I wanted to beat her ass. This is why I check in my bags. It's 3.38.

Yeah. 3.38 fluid ounces. I wanted to beat her bitch ass, dude. Fuck TSA agents. I'm sorry if you are one. I mean, you're probably chill or whatever. Like, I know you're, like, you have to do your job, but like your job is annoying as shit.

You're annoying, I hate you. It's not your fault, but you chose an annoying fucking job. I'll be real. It's nothing personal, but I hate your ass. There was a person in front of me who was, like, getting their shit back after it went to, like, the other side of the thing.

Mm-hmm. And there's like, not even a barrier. It's just like on the far, quote unquote, far, like, a little thing, a little belt. And like, they grabbed their shit and they were fine, and I'm right behind them, and all I did was grab my shoes from the thing, and they were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And I'm like, dude, they're fucking shoes. Yeah, because you had a gun in it, probably. Oh, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, it was the worst thing ever to touch my shoes. It would have been perfect if fucking 9-11 didn't happen. I know, we just walked through. It would have been perfect. That's actually the most annoying thing about 9-11 is like, like, we have to...

That's the most annoying thing. Yeah, the lives lost, may they rest, but also that what's really fucking annoying is not TSA. That's what fucking talking about 9-11 is the fact that we have to do with the shit now, dude, like what the fault? Like forever, forever.

I guess the only solution is to just get a private jet and then not have to worry about that ever. Or you can never travel. Just never travel. Just drive. Just stay at home. Just drive. I'll build a bridge from us to Germany,

Portugal. God. Thanks, ma'am. You don't have to do that. Just dig a hole. Huh? Dig a hole. Like go underneath?

Like a hole. Like a portal? Like you do. dig a hole in the ground. All the way to wherever we want to go. Wait, Elon Musk's doing that. There he did. The Boren Tunnel. Whatever the photo.

Could you go through the Earth's core all the way to China on the other side? No. To the Earth's core? Yeah, but what if you didn't die? The one that's like 4,000 degrees? You don't die from the heat. You die from the pressure.

What if you didn't die from the pressure? No, you die from the heat. You die from both of those things. It's magma. What if you were invincible? What if you covered yourself in lubricant? Well, my car would effing burn down and then I'd be stuck down.

What if you regulated the temperature? Dude, what is... What if you redirected the heat? What fucking car do you have that does a... Honda Fit? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Honda Fit. The first heat regulated car that can go to the Earth's core. What if you could suck in energy and redistribute it through the Earth's atmosphere and then you could drive through the middle of the...

Yeah, you walk outside, you're going to get shot. We better stop talking about this. Hello, government. Hey, guys. The first hydrogen car. That's the first time I ever heard someone say government. Government. Hello, government.

Hello, government. govern? Well, they do govern. They do. Dude, hot take. Why can't the government just like shut up? Can we just agree? It's a hot take? Like protect us from other countries blowing us up.

That's about it. That's the hottest take you've had all day, man. Just keep a chill. Just keep a chill at home base. On God. Just keep a chill here at home base. But you know what? You know how people joke about like the IRS and how they're like, I don't understand.

So like you're going to expect me. You know how much money I made, but now you're going to make me guess that number of how much I made to pay my taxes. You guys know about it? that? Yeah. Why does that actually exist? I'm going to be real. Straight up. I think it's because every single person who's ever been taxed or is being taxed, they don't have enough resources to check all of those numbers. But they do because they know if you're under or over. Well, they only have access to your bank

account. What are you talking about? They can see how much money you made. They know how much money you made. So they know how much you pay in taxes. Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe because like there's write-offs and other expenses that you have that they're waiting for you to give a final number you want to claim and then if it's like a certain number that they're just iffy about then they're going to fucking audit. I honestly don't know is there like a read. Do you think there's like an answer? I think so. Let's look it up.

I think so. Why why does the IRS make you do taxes? Here we go. There it is. The IRS already, no, no. The second argument is that the government prepared tax returns encourage tax what? They encourage tax evasion? So the government wants us to tax evasion? The government

prepared tax returns, encourage tax evans. So what? What? Who cares about... We're literally talking about taxes on a podcast, dude. We hit Ground Zero. Is it kind of like a way for the IRS to be like, hey, I know.

You just got to figure it out because, like, I know and I'll fuck your life up if you fuck it up type shit. Is it kind of like instill some sort of fear? They go, why are you out of me? Why don't you lie to me? I'm a picture west now. He lied. He lied. Imagine somebody in the monitor.

Like IRS or like. Oh yeah, so wait They said Oh Oh I know that car you're driving You lie You lie He said fucking be with some butthead

To go to the door If you could have all of your tax money Go to something or divvy it up how you could What would you do? Uh, socks Sox Shit, no no that's not a good answer Stocks

Streets I said socks I said socks All right here I'll do my 100% ratio 20% military Okay 40% education

Okay 60% roads. There we go. We did it. $100. $20. Good job.

What? You said $40. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah. I only had 40% left. Oh, 40% roads. Okay. Okay.

So then maybe we could build a bridge over every railroad track. Maybe construction would be done today. There's a ton of, there's a ton of to every, free location. I'm sure that there's like a million other things that money should go to that I'm just not thinking about, but you know, my bad, everybody. Yeah, dude. There's like, what?

There's disability. Prison. People that are disabled. Prison. Yeah, you're right. Fuck the prisoners. I don't care. They could die.

Liberies. Liabilities? Libraries. Oh, libraries. I don't even care about a library. Firemen. Hospital? No.

Firemen. No. Hospitals are private. They're already doing their job as well as they can. Be for the fire. You're weird. Yeah. Like, what's your problem?

Grow up, dude. Honest. Dude. Side note. I just thought about this. You know how like there's magazines of women that are in bikinis? Like hot bikinis that guys get are like calendars. Yeah.

The equivalent of that literally is men fucking firemen. For women? Yeah. Like hot, sexy firemen calendars. Have you seen those? Because they're a thing. There's a huge market for them. They are.

There's a big market. Yeah, look it up. Look up firemen calendar. Mom's F with, uh, like, uh, how do I know? Because my mom saw a fireman and she's like, oh, he looks like he'd be on a calendar. And I was like, dude. What? Look at that.

See? What about him? Damn. It's just, it's just like, that's the equivalent for women. I thought that everybody knew that I guess like just the hottest thing you could possibly do to a mom For a mom as a mom as a dad See? Well they have the appeal because one they're like usually volunteer

Two they're like hot and sexy Yeah look at the bottom left Three they're brave like they're fearless He doesn't even want to be there but he is Four they're a hero they like save lives you know So like everything is like women love that shit dude I'd buy a firefighter calendar Did we get sent one?

I swear to God one of the Peelboxes had a count. They were a naked man. It was a Kilt. The kilt one. They were naked men. They weren't firefighters, but they were naked men. That was pretty cool. Naked guys. Yeah, we had a uh, it was a kilt magazine. It was like an Irish kilt, hot, hot kilt of the year. Scottish dick.

Yep. Can you look up fat firefighter AI? Yeah. AI. Just, fucking safe me. Yeah. Why are they dragons? What the hell?

I don't know. He's a fire. Fuck. Deviant art. Oh, look at that one. Look at that one right there. No, to the right one. Look at that one.

Fucking bloated. Tanner would love this. Save a life or two. Oh, that one's real. Looks like a bowling ball. I'd put my finger in his button. Get the hell out of here. This is weird.

Oh, okay. But the other guys weren't weird now. Yeah, let me see those guys. Oh, wow. He was fine with them. Go back. You're a freak. Where my hot fireman calendar?

You're a freak for it. Where my hot calendar. dude I've been loving the goddamn NBA playoffs bro I've been loving it we had three game sevens everybody cheer woo that was good I don't know I haven't kept up then no dude it's like good it's good the nuggets lost it's good uh you want them to win no I wanted the timberwolves to win so that was good I'm not gonna lie those fans were mad effing annoying dude what just because of how loud they were being yeah every every every arena's gonna be loud during a game seven that's my bad even the Knicks I mean they were loud they were loud they were loud a

Yeah, you should have watched that. Sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay, bro. Something happened again. I need to be loud. It was dope, though. I love game sevens. Can I talk about what I did this past weekend with Larry?

We went to the city of Kyle. We did go to Kyle. And guess what? You got a Kyle tattoo? No, I wore a tink top and it was really hot outside. Oh, you got burned? Yeah, I did. Damn.

It was really funny. Yeah. I had the ting top more. They were trying to get, they were trying to break the world record. For how many kios are you going to have? half in one area. And the original one was like 2000 something. It was like,

2013. And before you say, guess how many came through to Kyle, Texas to break the world record? What was the world record? It was 2,000. 2,000,

5,400. No, I'd say, it's 1700. 1700? 1700. All right, you ready? So the big grand reveal number was 700.

Oh, that was it. Yeah. 700,000. 700 people. 700 Kyle's went. So now Larry and I, all we did was just walk around and gaslit people. Yeah. I was like, my name's Kyle.

Kyle. Yeah. Dude, they were sweet. They were really sweet people and all. But there were some guys in there. So they had this whole like, you know, like the, you win this plushy if you throw this basketball on the hoop, whatever the fuck. Yeah. You know, those carnival games.

And those guys there were really fucking funny. But my God, they were like, it was like off the rip. They were, um, they were just, what were they even saying? I forgot. It was just. Bro. one of them one so it was so one the first one it was a little basketball probably probably the size of this head right here right like this you could just palm the basketball the rim was like this fucking big and it was right in front of you and it was like what five shots five throws for 20 bucks yeah to be able to win so i no i think it was seven no it was five it was five for 20 well yeah so he made it sound like it was a great deal you get this giant plushy larry fucking missed three of them.

Sorry. Three or four of them. Hey. Um, and then, and so after that, we walked over to the other guy and he had balloons with, like, these little bean bags that you can throw the, like the balloons at. And, uh, it wasn't darts. I thought it was going to be darts. No, I thought it was like a little balloons.

No, you throw a little bean bag. Oh. And then you throw it at the, uh, balloons. Yeah. So they're heavy. I mean, they're heavy. It was three throws for $10. And, and that guy was also a hoot, bro.

I'm not going to lie. That guy was kind of silly. A hoot. A hoot. They were a hoot. He was a hoot. And then Larry fucked up. So then he was like, oh, come on, you got to do it again.

So then I paid a $10. Okay, I didn't really want to, but God damn, they were just so like. That's how they get you. They're like, yeah, they're like, oh, come on, come on, come on. And then we went to the one guy for basketball. So, like, Larry and I, we won this giant banana. It was a Jamaican banana. There's a tiny one.

With the dreads and the, that's such an old. That's a common one. I've seen that at every single, like, every single one of you. I can't believe they still make that. But then we decided to go play the real basketball where there's the huge one. It was taller than Isaac. Massive. Yeah, bigger than Isaac.

What do you mean? Massive banana. It was a massive banana. It was a bigger version. The goal was bigger than Isaac. How come you guys didn't get it? Because we lost a fucking game. Guess what?

It was like, what, three shots for like 10 bucks? It was $3 for $10. $3 for $10? No, $3 for $15. And that was a good deal, he said. $3 for $10? I was like, oh my God. So I remember.

What are you going to say it? Is it for money or is it for a banana? Look up big to make him. So you basically pay him banana. You're paying for three balls for $10. If you make all three, you get the banana. If you make two, you get the big banana. But the rims are ovals.

Yeah. That's okay. They're really skewed up. Dude, you have to be there. Dude, no. To be fair, I missed really bad. Dude, I used to practice with the thing on my rim that made it two inches smaller to where only a ball could fit through.

You should have gone. If you brought me, I would have. Bro, I'm telling you, it was like an oval. If a ball can go through, it could make it. Normally, the rim would be like a circle. Imagine pushing that fucking rim until it's like almost like, like, squished. If a ball can go in, it's not that hard. Nick, you could do it.

What would be step two after if you won this huge banana? It would be take it. It would be taken? Take it and bring it home. How big was this thing again? It was taller than you? Yeah, it was big as fuck. It was literally big as fuck.

Like you look up big Jamaican banana. Why didn't we go, dude? I don't know. Kyle, Texas banana. Jamaican banana. It was actually a really fun time. It was rides there. There he is.

There it is. It's exactly him. Oh, look. It's like his brother. That's the Rasta banana. 66 inches. The Rasta banana. Look how big he fucking is.

66 is it huge. Then Isaac my ass. No, this thing was mass. This one was bigger than that one. It was bigger than definitely this one. But, dude, it was like. Go to shopping. 84 inches.

When I tell you giant, the thing was fucking giant. I bet you it's 84 inches. Maybe we're just tiny. Okay, get out of shop. Damn, that was 500 bucks, dude. We were right next to it, and it looked huge, and I really wanted it. And so Larry, so there was two hoops, one of the left and one of the right.

Larry shot on the right side, and his ball ended up going to the left fucking hoop. Did they count it or no? No. It didn't go in. Didn't go out. But, like, that's where Larry's accuracy was at. And I walked away from that saying that guy made, like, the fastest $20. It was so free.

It was so free for the two. There's like, come on another one. I mean, we've always had these huge plus shoes. I kind of want this one. He ain't cheap, bro. You got to win it to be real. Let's win it. You think only winning it is how you like...

Oh, buying it's... That's cheating. Yeah, that's true. I asked how much I could, like, how much I could pay to buy it. And he said, can't do that. Yeah. There's no way. There's no way to do it.

But it's true. I mean, we're helping out of the homeboys. Kyle's? The Kyle. They weren't Kyle's, actually. That guy was Kyle. Oh, wait. Oh, no, he wasn't.

No, he wasn't. I think was, um... Yeah, can't believe it? We only met like one or Kyle, like one or two Kyle's. Yeah, dude, what? What did you? What? We kept asking, like, are you Kyle?

Like, no, no, not me. No, I'm not a Kyle. Yeah, no. My name's actually James. Yeah, who the, goes to Kyle Texas if you're not named Kyle? I thought you guys were going to be the only ones there. There was one guy named Kyle, and I called him Duke Kyle and his friend James. I called him King James.

They were pretty funny. And the guy was like drinking beer. He was like 40-something and he was like, he was, uh... He probably just lives there. Per chance, his name was Kyle. he was there. Probably. Just lucky. He had a GoPro on his recording.

He was recording this as well. He was, he was YouTubeing it up. They were definitely doing something. They were asking what we were doing it for and we said for memories. Yeah, we said we had memory loss and then. You think there's like a Larry Wyoming where all the Larry's go? Is that a thing? Probably not.

Hey, I don't know. I'm telling you right now. Oh, so close. Laramie. Damn it. My hometown. Look up Larry Town. Look up Ding-Dongongong.

Look up Ding Dong. Don't look up. Dang don't. Lerrington. Larry Town, who's that fifth guy? Who is his fifth guy? Hey.

Larry Town. Oh, he's dead. He's dead. Rest and peace. May he rest. Why high? Look at this. Is this Colorado?

Larry Towns. 565 Larry Towns. Yeah, I fuck with Larry Town. Yo, look up Ding Dong, Texas. Oh, Bob and Larry 70s. Ding Tong, Texas. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Look at a ding, Dom. Yes. Dude, I need to own that sign, too. Ding Dong, Dad is a Deng Dong. We got to go to Loco. We got to go Nemo. We got to insert. There's Bigfoot, Texas.

Bigfoot, Texas. We got to go to Dambi. Cut and shoot Texas. Locco, Texas. There's a coming Georgia spelled coming. See you, M, M, NG. Yo, that's so freaking sus. I'm gonna look it up.

That's so sus. Close your eyes in case something happens, guys. Nothing's gonna happen. What? Coming Georgia. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, look at sea.

Yeah, they have a, look up Seaman Tower. Seaman Tower. This can't be good. It's a real thing. Oh. I'm pretty sure. Oh, it lights up too. Yeah, lit up.

Oh, it's lit. Oh, it fucking fell. Dude, this is like dick pick roulette. I've never seen that happen. It's upside down, bro. What the fuck? It's like a mushroom. All right.

Do you guys know why those are so high up? Why are they so tall? Is it to, like, prevent people from being with the boys in the water? Like, why do towers, why do water towers look like that? I really don't. Don't know. You're just on DoorDash. I am on DoorDash.

I really don't. Dude. Who put all this stuff in there? Stay away from Water Towers. They can provide enough pressure to deliver water to homes. Oh. Easier for water to go down.

Each foot of a water tower's height provides a little less than half a pound per square inch of pressure. Bro, why don't we just make a giant water tower that goes to like the fucking moon? Oh my God. You can take that anywhere. Like all, everyone has water at that point.

I feel like... All the pressure. Just... But wouldn't it also, like, fuck up the water? What do you mean? Just... Throw all that travel. Nah.

That's so much maintenance, bro. You gotta, like... How much flora? Do we still have fluoride in the water? Yeah, of course we do. Why don't you mad about that? I don't know. What's wrong fluoride?

Me and Florida have a really bad relationship. It calcifies your pineal gland. What do you know about that fucking geek? You know, it makes it to where your third eye can't be opened? Does it? I mean, that's just what people say. But they also said the flu shot gives you autism. So it's like, it's a 50-50 flip of the corner.

Did you ever get the flu shot? Uh, yeah. Oh, he's got autism. I might have autism. Autism. Autism. I might be on that spectrum. Autism. Yeah, you're at the top of it, little, bro.

Oh, bra. No, pro. Damn. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, I mean. Oh, what the fuck? Everyone's missing. Is this full of water?

Yep. That's tanners, isn't it? Ew. It is. It's not full water. Kanye Bear. Kanye Bear. Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm all for the Rock. Hate. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, hello. He hates Dwayne the Rock Johnson more than anyone. You did this last time, too. I don't know I'll give his shit anymore.

Like, I know I mentioned every podcast. It's not because I'm bored. It's just because I see videos of him. I'm like, dude, shut up. Why? Because he's so fake. He's so fake. Why?

He's like the epitome of fake. You know why? Because he's an ad. That's all he is. He's just a walking out. He's got no opinions. Hey, Rock, do you love, do, are you mad today?

What's mad? I don't know what mad is. Are you happy? I'm, oh, well, yeah, I'm always happy. Does anyone else feel this way about him? I hate him, dude. Not that's fake. Not that strongly. I'm sorry, but he's chill. That's right. I don't even care. Dude, he makes money. That's cool. Yeah, he makes money. That's it. Yeah, dude. He also, he also is like a co-writer for the WWE and he wrote in himself

having some stupid fucking, like, win. And then everyone hated it. So he changed it. Oh, who cares? Vince McMahon wrote in him saying the end. word and then he did it and he's white wow how many years ago is that 20 probably probably probably over 20 years ago that was it was it televised yes it was live tv holy he said it to uh who do you say rj no who did he said it to a black guy forgot his name uh wasn't brook or t was it it might have been booker t yeah well burke t also said the n-word in there and then he was like oh he like he like i think it was booker t but yeah he literally said keep it up and then he just dropped it and then

Oh yeah Yeah And then he like You like You like He like yeah The little like Like keep it up

And then he's like Yeah And then booker T was like You did not just say that Or he did not just say that He's like He's like approving like the final Checkmark on the script

Like yes dude If you watch the old Like when it was like WWF or whatever And you had all the Like there were characters They were legit like They pushed that shit

They had like fake sex in the ring Under like a fake bed What? Yeah they had like They planned out like a bitch to like flash the thing on TV. Yeah. Did she? Yeah, but they covered it.

I don't think it was live. They did. She did, but they covered it with like sensors. Wow. Dude, can we make our bets now or do you guys want to do it later about the Logan, about the Jake Paul and the Mike Tyson fight? I think Mike Tyson wins. I think Mike Tyson wins by like Battle of Fundamentals.

I feel like Jake Paul is going to get a lot of good hits and he's going to look like a winner, but he's not going to win. Dude, I think Mike Tyson knocks about the first round. You think so? I don't think so. He's not, I don't think. The only reason I'm saying that.

I think Jake is going to try and survive. I think that's all Jake's going to do. I think he gets... If he's stuck on defense the whole game, I'd be pretty impressed because, I mean, Mike Tyson's like Mayweather. What? Mayweather always his own defense.

He's got like a streak. I mean, when you're going against Mike Tyson, I feel like you're going to be stuck on defense. I don't think, yeah, I really don't. I think that their goal is to just build as much hype as possible, and then Jake Paul is going to try and, No matter how this works out, and I think Yomi said it, Jake loses in the end. Like he's fighting an older man who's also retired.

So like if Jake wins, great job, dude, you beat up a fucking old man. He's 58, isn't it? I think you got, well, yeah, I think you guys are forgetting the point that, I mean, this is going to be a televised pay-per-view. I think this is Jake Paul's cash out. I think that this is his final cash out. This is a lot. I think he's going to retire. I'm not kidding.

Yeah, by the time the fight happens, he's going to be 58. I think Jake Paul cashes out 50 million from this fight. and he retires. That's crazy. And then he becomes like a prime influencer. No, he's already got his hand in the gambling pot. Yeah, on the sports betting stuff. That's only while he's an active face in the sports scene, though.

Dude, I don't know. I think he has equity in that company. How much you think he's going to make from this fight? I feel like at least 50 mil. Do you see how friendly these guys are? They're standing right there. Yeah, they're just making money. I mean, everybody knows they're just making money.

They don't hate each other at all. That's so crazy. Dude, I feel like, There are people out there that don't think that. Mike Tyson commended them for what they're doing a while ago on a podcast because boxing was a dead sport before YouTubers started to like popularize it with their bullshit fights. So he plus with it. He does.

He doesn't think that they're like legitimate fighters, but he was like, it's good what they're doing for the sport because they are repopularizing boxing, which had a crazy decline after like the early 2000s. Right. Like huge decline. When is this fight? It's in July. July 20th or something.

It's coming up, bye. Take your eff in time. It's all you're going to see. Come, like, mid-June, you're not going to see anything else besides hype for this fight. Yeah. That's freaking sweet. I mean, they just had their conference. Like, one of their conferences, like a few days ago.

Yep. And, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude. I'm kind of, I really hope that, like, Mike Tyson can, like, just beat this shit out of him. But also at the same time, I think Jake is going to just stay back. Yeah, I want to see, like, Jake's head to pop off. Just fucking. So, there was a funny moment that happened during their press conference where, like, Mike Tyson like picked up on something to like help the promo of the fight. So somebody was like a targeting Jake and they were like, when you say that you're like a real boxer and you consider yourself a real fighter, when are you going to stop taking gimmick fights and, you know, fight a real like contender and like your weight and your age range or whatever. And then Jake Paul was like quick on his feet, like quick as fuck. And he was like, did he just call Mike Tyson a gimmick fighter? And then Mike Tyson was just like sitting there for like five seconds. And he was like,

Yeah, what'd you say? Do you just call me a gimmick fighter? What'd you say? And then he was like, he was like, no, I didn't mean anything by it, Mike. I didn't mean anything by it. I have respect for you in your career. He's like, I'm not a gimmick fighter.

Yeah. You wish you're talking shit about me? He said there like, thinking he was like, yeah, he said. What the hell? What the hell is you say? Yeah, and then he had to like save it because like if people like, if people think that too much, then it's going to kill the hive in the promo, people are going to be like, yeah, this is stupid.

But if they think that Mike Tyson cares enough, they'll be invested enough. to where it'll make a lot of money. Where he's, like, pissed off and, like, oh, my test is serious about this shit. Yeah, I think that Mike Tyson's going to try, but I don't think, I mean, how hard can you try it 57? Lil Wayne left in, no doubt, over Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul prediction. It's a rap.

What do you say? It's a, what do you say? It's a rap. Disrespect. It's a disrespectful question. So, yeah, Mike Tyson's going to knock him out round one. I still stand by that. I should have done that.

I should have left. It's a disrespectful question. Oh, that's a little Wayne. It's a disrespectful. question. It does a disrespectful question. I gotta use of potty real quick. Does he not make music anymore?

I'm gonna be real. We could, I think we could wrap. It's been a long podcast. We could wrap it up with our, let's do our predictions. Larry, don't leave. Fuck. God, damn it.

What's your prediction? You can't pee until you do it. Okay. Prediction? Yep. Is the score or is this just like who's winning? Just like, yeah, sure. Who's winning?

What round? What are you thinking? I'm gonna say Mike Tyson? Oh, fuck, no, man. He's so, ah. They're gonna definitely drag it. They're gonna drag it. They're going to do performance art.

So I'm going to say they're going to take it to... How many rounds is it? I think it's 10? Or is it 8? Or it's 12? Let's take an 8. Let's just say who's going to win and why? Okay.

I'm going to say... Logan Paul is going to win. Logan Paul? You mean Jake Paul? Jake Paul. Sorry. Paul brothers. I always confuse them.

I'm going to say Jake Paul wins and only because it does feel like a marketing scheme and it does feel like it's going to be one of those things where they're going to try to it's going to piss off a lot of people though so I don't know You know it's looking insane But I mean if we're talking about like marketing Or like we're talking about like shock value I guess If you can say that

It's gonna be like If Jake Paul wins There's gonna be so much talking Even the shit talk it works Like even it helps Quick interjection What if Mike Tyson agreed to a deal Where he lets Jake win

But he gets 10% of his career earnings For like the rest of life We'll never know Like that's a crazy thing Can you do that? in this sport? I feel like you definitely can. I feel like it's regulated,

but at the same time, I wouldn't be surprised. It's boxing and it's like, you know. I'll be real. I'm going to say Mike Tyson's going to win and Jake Paul is going to step away from the boxing scene like you were saying. Kind of like cashed out sort of thing.

And now Mike Tyson is left as like the, sort of like the king of boxing. That's now a very lucrative market because of what Jake Paul did. Yeah, I mean, what's peak after Mike Tyson? You box Mike Tyson, who are you boxing next? There's no one. Mike Tyson is like the face of boxing.

So Jake Paul just got his numbers up and that was it. He could go for Ryan Garcia. Right? Huh? Ryan Garcia. He could maybe do Ryan Garcia. They're like 50 pound weight difference. Well, what's the weight difference between him and Mike Tyson?

Like four? They're twins. Not a lot. Jake does not weigh 190, 200. Well, he weighs 220. Look up Jake Paul. Wait. Jake Paul wait.

It's 220. 220. Excuse me. 200. Yeah, Jake Paul's tall. He's like 6-1 or 6-2, I'm pretty sure. But yeah, I don't know. Damn Floyd Mayweather, they're Jr.

But at the same time, like, Ryan Garcia is a legitimate fighter. Oh, I see Jr. And he's, you know, Jake Paul doesn't do that, hasn't done that. I feel like Mike Tyson is going to win. That's my pick. That's what, your pick, too? Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that Mike Tyson, it was his fight when Tupac got shot and killed?

Mike Tyson, wait what? it was outside of the fight for Mike Tyson when he bid off that one guy's ear no fucking way yeah that was that fight that's what that's the day that that's when Tupac got shot what that would have that's an event for night what the fuck imagine he got off in two pockets all that's so sad though because that's around when Mike Tyson started like spiraling down and people were like the fuck's wrong with this guy bro what's going on that's when

that's when well and that's not when but around the time you know he does a lot of shrooms, like all the time. Yeah. He just trips like all the time. Talks about it a lot. And he has a little like plant farm that he likes to grow and all that. All right.

Nick. Yeah. Mike Tyson or Jake Paul? I think Mike Tyson is going to win. I mean, both of them are winners at the end because they're both going to make a a fuck little money. But I think Mike Tyson is going to win. One, because of his legacy, right?

That would be kind of disrespectful. I think I, dude, I can't imagine. Like, I feel like his image is worth more than all that money that he could be trying to be promised or whatever the fuck. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but people also dick on you if you're like, oh, he didn't even try to like fight him. He didn't even like. But it's a win-win in every single situation for Mike Tyson and how I see it.

The only thing that Jake wins with is just money. Everything else is lost. I think even if Mike Tyson lands a single, like, clean hit on Jake, even at 57 years old, I think he's going to knock him out. Have you seen it? Listen, I hope it does happen. I mean, I want to see a crazy knockout. Like, I really, I want to see Mike Tyson literally just like sucker punch the fuck. I want blood.

I want a good. Hit. Give me some good hit. The only argument. The only argument against Mike Tyson is that he has no stamina because he's old as shit. But like it, bro, if he hits him, it means it's pretty. I mean, I've seen him. I've seen him training as of recent and he does not look like. He's crazy. He's pushing 60. He's crazy. But his clips are also like really, really short.

That is true. Like 10 seconds. It stops recording. He's like, oh. It could be. Shit. He has like the anailer. Yeah. Oh, the inhaler. all right okay

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oh yeah we will and uh yeah make sure to stick around for the next episode nothing crazy is happening but I mean it could it could happen

it could you don't even know until we're there when if I was line like you though what if I was lying though like what if I was lying though like what if I was lying

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