The Group Chat - #107 - Is It Over For Him..?

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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Ready? Welcome back. The group chat. Episode what? I don't know. 107? Who do we know? Everyone?

No guess, no. It's just us. Want to know why? I know why. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us Welcome back everybody to the group chat podcast

Episode 107 Use code group, go get lead I can't reach it I'm sure I'm using the force I'm using the force There it is Editor greets read that out

Go get lean You know There's another drop happening with Gaborseps I think that's something about like a baseball Is a baseball drop happening this week? Maybe. World Series drop It'll be on the screen if it is or it'll be a sad post

who you if it isn't. All right. Here's what I was going to start the podcast with. I fell asleep on the couch yesterday. You did. I fell asleep at the part where Nick's bare ass was on the couch because he pulled down his pants and Isaac pushed him down. Wait, what?

Yep. I remember. Stop. Stop. Pause. We need to stop talking about this. No. Why?

Because I was on YouTube. I was on YouTube. I was like on my own YouTube channel. I was like, man, I'm doing this video, man. I went to my homepage. I saw the group chat being gay for 15 minutes. It's your fault. Not my.

It was a picture of fucking Larry. It wasn't my fault. Maybe you put a shirt on. Why did they use Larry? I don't know. There's a big gay flag too. I know that was you, Jackster. Anyways, I fell asleep on the couch and I woke up and my eye is hurting.

Oh, he got pink eye. No way. You are pink. I gave him the strand. My right eye hurts, and I'm scared that I might have a disease now. Let me look at it. Let me see if it's from me. Oh my God, there's poop in it.

I'm going to have to get a closer look. Is it your hue? Also, tell him what happened whenever I spread. open the couch is bussy and what was in there. There was remnants of Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos. It was like a whole meal. Was in the couch. There's like a small meal for a mouse

inside the couch crack. You guys are so gross. Cheetos, Tequitos, Fritos. What do you mean? Well, who's the only guy that eats on that table that spreads out $4 billion? Dude, you can't. You can't just plan on me. I get one Subway sandwich a day. And you leave the whole bag. Listen, I eat on the table, but I do not make a mess.

The only mess I made was when my Baja blast fell through my card work. That sucked. That sucked. That sucked. I didn't see it, but it sucked. That wasn't even my fault. We were in the living room and I think we came to the realization that we needed a like a living room table because Yumi was like, whose table is this? Whose fold-up table is this? Can I jump on, destroy it? And we were like, dude, we'd have nothing to eat on. It's just a plastic fold-up table. That is dirty every, dude, it's brown every other day.

He's been there since we moved in and the TV. Tanner cleans it and then it turns brown that same night. Day. Who's falsely? Somebody actually needs to confess right now because I haven't. I think it's Isaacs. I think it's Isaacs.

Everyone blames me for stuff in this house. You left chocolate milk on the ground again. You left chocolate milk on the ground again. No, that was once and now it was tragic. That's twice. It's been twice.

No, it's been twice where I leave it on the ground. Like, I'm like this. I'm like, drinks right here. I'm like, bro, okay, my POV, I'm sitting on my desk. Never on the table. We need to turn on the security cameras back. We actually do.

We need to see the corporate. Like, we need to hit all that. I saw a whole thing of an empty, fried rice container just on the ground. Yeah, that was me. I'll say that much. You also left the microwave open again. Yeah, you do that one a lot. The microwave? My POB. Do you want

us to get uranium poisoning? Wait, when? Today, I had to close it today. Today? Yes. I even used it today. It was open. Probably last night. You're the only one who was it? No, I said probably him last night. I had a bounty and a... What is that? Like bleach? Bounty. What is bounty? Bounty. Bounty. Brownie. You microwave the brownie?

No, I didn't microwave, but that's the thing. Can I explain my POV real fast one the other day? Yeah. When you found out about your chocolate milk incident? I was just sitting at my desk and then Yummy was like, Isaac, you left the chocolate milk out again. And you're like, no, no, no, no, I didn't. Because you were actually so upset that you left the chocolate milk. Yeah, I was because I was planning on drinking it today.

Fair Life ate cheap, bro. Do you throw it away afterwards? No, I put it back in the fridge. Like, yes, I threw it away, dude. Don't worry. I would believe that. No, I didn't know. Things like milk

No, bro Wait, why? What? Because it's bad. It go really bad, real fast. You eat a week old pizza? Yeah, but, well, hold on. I eat week old pizza. What in milk goes bad?

Isn't it to lactose? I think it's all of milk. Just all of it? I think it's whatever they, because like, look, you can get warm milk from a cow's utter. Little, little dangle. Yeah.

Jingle jangle. Yeah, probably. Wait, look up, what make milk go bad? I'm curious. Maybe it's once it's exposed to the bacteria in the air in the world because it's so gross and polluted. Yeah, I'm pretty sure

Perlon exposure to heat, air, direct sunlight, or rather pretendsly damage elements can cause milk to spoil. So like everything but a fridge. Look up can lactose-free milk go bad, because I actually, again, I don't know. Of course. I think it would. I know, I know it can. It's perishable.

But. No, it's properly stored. Only seven to ten days. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty. That's it. That's bad. You drink out of the same one for like a month, dude.

I'll be really. No, no, no, no. No, they always last me far longer than seven. I took culinary classes. Oh, did you? I learned about, yeah, food-borne illness. What's an onion? What's the worst one you can gain?

What does it do to you? What do you mean? Like the worst illness you can get. Ammonia. COVID from a bat. Namonia. Can we... For a video, can we all get like a tapeworm?

Yeah, that's cool. Just get one? You'd lose a lot of weight. I'm pretty sure models in the early 2000s used to get worms on purpose. Dude, I just don't like a little worm creature in my intestine. Don't worms hang out your butt, though? I don't know. It kills your house.

Stop. This is Larry's worst, like, nightmare ever. He actually came to me and he told me the worst thing ever is like, here, I'm going to look at this and he was like, worms and belly. No, you know what the worst thing ever is? Those little ear bugs that try and get into your ear wig. Earwigs. It's a myth. Oh, really?

Oh, okay. Only you'd be afraid of that. I'm not scared anymore. Earwigs are actually they're chill. I won't like that chill. They don't want to go in your ear. They're pretty chill. I've seen them around.

I think one did try to go in my ear, but he was just like confused. Spider's like going in your ear. I saw that baby of the old lady and they put peroxide in your ear and the spider came out. he was like that's not real is it yeah every time I open up a toilet seat that has a lid down

I check to make sure there's no snake hiding right there I don't do that I just let my nuts dangle if it comes out you shoot at it what's stopping a spider from like eating your eardrum and going to your brain

and just biting your brain and you die willpower he doesn't want it he's not hungry what if he was like one percent smarter he could do that

you're like you know I'm just gonna do this if you had like the power will if you had the if he had the same brain power as like a chimp he'd be all up in that ish he'd be like plankton inside like all right do you think society would still run if there's raptors running around yeah i think so too i think they'd have jobs if they'd be employed yeah we'd be hunting them

and i'd think 200k a year for the hunters of the rapids wait isn't that what chris pratt like tamed yeah yeah he did do that in jerassic Jurassic place world Jurassic world the whole world turned Jurassic It's crazy how that happens We'd survive He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy blue. Easy.

Easy. You remember that movie? What movie? Jurassic World. Yeah, Chris Pratt. Where he hit underneath that giant truck. And the world was Jurassic, I remember. The world was Jurassic.

Well, I think that's about all the time we have for this podcast today. So if you guys are driving in a car, now. Don't crash. Yeah, don't crash if you're listening to this. Flip through the script. Real quick. So. Weather report,

mini van size hail is going to be pouring down on us tonight. So we're fucked. Mini van size hail with a family five inside. Yep. Oh, that's the worst. That's really bad. Thunder, lightning, rain, acid rain, tornado, blood rain, lava rain.

Have you seen the amount of tornadoes this year? Dallas got ruined. Dallas got ruined. I saw a really cool video. Got ruined as well. Was it in the air? Yeah, you see that? Big air. The guy, dude, it was the clearest video I've ever seen of a tornado in my life watching it connect.

Oh, wait, did it? You could see like the birth of it? Yes, it was like a funnel. It was like sideways in the sky. Oh, I could try to find it. Milk boys chased a tornado. We should do, we should go tornado chasing. And then go instead of stopping, we wouldn't.

We wouldn't. New group video. We just going to a bridge storm chasers. Come on. Come on. Did you see what Milk Boys did? They met up with these really famous storm chasers that have this vehicle called like the Dominator

and it's like a fully armored weight down truck and then it has like a button and at least I'm pretty sure that they said this in the video. Anchors down to the ground. It literally puts like spikes through the ground. I've seen that. They had a show down or what it was called.

It probably was just called Storm Chasers on like Discovery. I think it was. But I remember seeing it. The truck thing, can you pull up a video of it because it's super sick. What is it? It's like if they get too close to a tornado,

I don't know. Storm chaser. I can make my SUV a storm chaser car. Put a roll cage on it. Get some antennas going on it. A roll cage would not pretend it. A roll cage, there it is. Holy Jesus Christ.

That'll be my, so how does this thing protect you? Wait, this is literally who they were with. I'm not kidding. Yeah, this thing right here, go to YouTube or something, and it'll show you, like, it'll show up, probably show video.

I didn't know they were with the actual storm chasers. It looks like a shoe I would draw on like, Third grade. That's like Tesla. It's Tesla. The dominator. Give a visualization for the audio listeners. Yeah, so let's dissect this.

It's a very polygon vehicle. Think of a Fortnite car. It's a very square. Yeah, think of Fortnite armor car. It's just a big dominator on the side. Oh, just think, okay. No, no, no. Think of the Karuma from GTA and add like metal plates on it.

Yeah, that's it. It's very metal plates. armor. It's an armor. It's okay. I mentioned it for people who don't know GTA. Okay. So it's black. It's just an SUV with armor. It's got doors. It's got headlights on it. Okay. Imagine a medieval like horse with armor on it. That the first ever saw. No way. You know what? Take of like World War I German tank. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, let's see. Yeah. It's like these things. All right. What if people don't know what World War I is. We got to get the new. Jesus Christ. Uh, well, get smarter, I guess. A big rolling fortress.

Oh. Okay, now what if people don't know What a fortress is? A big rolling house With armor on it I've never seen a house All right, so imagine the Tesla Model X Where the wings fly up That's what those are But it's all armor plated

And then you close it And it just looks really polygonal Is that my word? Polygonal? I am begging To just watch this video right now I want to see that thing This is a 15 minute video Just mute it and skip around it Go to the tornado

Also, what the hell dude? 15 minutes We skip to them in the tornado It broke! I'm working. It seems scoved up. And they're like a giant R-SP. Look, there's like a black box of that

and that guy right there. He was like an longer with us because he did some shit. I thought that was berserk. This is the prototype? Yeah, it's like Iron Man's first suit. Is that carbon fiber? No, that's flakes.

They would not go carbon fiber. Oh, you're right. The lightest vehicle in all time. Yeah. All right. Get taken up. Our goal was to be really light here and is full carbon

weight reduction. So we could go so fast when we chase this tornado. Nothing will scratch our car but also if we get too close we will literally fly away because it's so light. Piece by piece like this.

Dude, Sketchwin on Sunday conversation. What the hell? I mean, it was only a matter of time nine days ago by the way. Keep finding it. We have to find this. Dude, they can't even get over like any bumps.

Yeah, one speed bump, it's game. By the way, for audio listeners, you cannot see the wheels. It is suspended. It looks like it's on treads. It's like an inch above rock.

Maybe the car will grow arms and lift up its skirt and then it can get over a bump. Excuse me. Dude, could you imagine a tornado like in the Grand Canyon but it's like infinitely growing and it becomes like the size

of the Grand Canyon? Like an F9. And then it like escapes. So it just become like a big hurricane? No water. No water. Just all the end. F5 is the biggest.

Yeah, F5 is the biggest one. F9. Has F9 ever been... Nope. F5 is the biggest ever. Dude, right? Yeah, I think so. I've never heard of an F6.

No, I don't think so. Dude, the earthquakes, why does it only go up to nine? No, it's? I don't know. I watched San Andreas and it went up 9.6. It did. No way.

Yeah, we watched San Andreas and went to Johnson. Yeah. The world's largest ever earthquake ever recorded was a 9 point. Wasn't that St. Helens? 9.2. No, that was not Mount St. we would all blow up, I think,

if Yosemite blows up, we're all dead. Oh, yeah, I thought that was Yellowstone. Was it Yosemite or Yellowstone? Yellowstone? Isn't that the same thing? Wait. Is Yosemite Park the same as Yellowstone? No. Newsemini Park is where fucking, um,

Hey, babu. Yo bear. I knew. I knew it. Hey, bobo. I was waiting. I was waiting for. I was like, all he's going to do the Yogi bear impression.

Hey, boo boo boo. Dude, Yogi bear. Yogi Bear and Smokey Bear in the ring this Saturday I'd pay. Sunday, Sunday. That's like Yogi was beat the ass, but like not, like, not on purpose. Like he would just like actually beat him up bad. Hey, not to, not to fear monger and start this all, but I'm pretty sure we're due for a next explosion in Yellowstone.

Look it up. I'm not even kidding you. No. Look up the last explosion and look up how often it happened. Everybody, how much. All right. Everybody, yeah, San Andreas's fault is due for the biggest earthquake ever. It's like we're 50 years overdue.

Oh shit. Six hundred to four thousand years ago. Dude, it's time. Oh shit. This sleeping giant is ready to wake from it slumber. Dude, that's actually crazy how they refer to like slumber and it's like waking up like a giant god. I'm going to drop a meento in there. You're going to end all of like human life with that one mento.

I don't get a shit, dude. How big? How big with the explosion of Yellowstone B? All of America would see an ash cloud. That's what it's what it is. All of the United States, I'm pretty sure would be dead. Not dead, but. Or almost all of them.

I think over half. Yeah. No, wait, look it up. Do you on YouTube and look at a Yellowstone Super Volcano simulation. Simulation, emulation, something. Would we be dead if it happened? I think so. Is Austin, Texas safe?

Bro, I'm pretty sure that, like, acid rain would happen, and then we would die. Okay, well, it's just a lot of time. 2012, yeah. We just got to watch that. Yeah, just watch 2012. It'll explain that. This is exactly what would happen. Yeah, well, no, that's exactly what will happen.

Dude, they had scientists worse on it. Oh, my God, we're sucked. We're done. What is it? What happened in the U.S.? So it covers half of the U.S.? I'm moving back to Georgia. That's way more than half of the U.S.

Yeah, wait. Jersey's safe. Yop. Jersey, I'm going back to Georgia. All of East Coast is swimming. Dude, no! But bro, I'm not going to lie.

But what's the Red Zone even mean, though? Yeah, look it. Click on it. Red zone. How long is that video? It's eight minutes. God damn. Just explain it in five seconds.

This is a podcast, guys. Oh, shit. Is that a meteor crash? That's where the dinosaurs died. I don't know. No, that's what, that's what Thor's hammer. That's where Thor's hammer fell down. That's when he tripped.

My penis fell out. That's where I dropped my wiener on the ground. My wiener, my wiener. Can we just freeze it? Oh, here we go. Here we go. Simulation. Okay.

Oh, you're right. Tanner. Giant cloud mushroom covers all of the West Coast. Oh my God. Central as well. Wait, what is that effect? And then for some reason they go to Lake Toba. Dude, no, the tsunami.

No way. Lake tooba. Oh, are we going to cause a tsunami. Oh. And then the smoke goes all the way with love. It is causing a crazy storm. Who is editing this? They're insane.

It's going to cause acid rain. I'm telling you. If I see green rain, it's snowing. It's the snowing. It froze the world. It froze the world. Literally fucking.

Wow. Dude, the whole smoke. Oh, so, okay, so now I would have been probably in the middle. We'd be covered in smoke it down here in Austin. I just turned my AC on. If,

okay, look, if Yellowstone Super Volcano blew up on the map. No fucking way we get the edge of it. Oh, we're covered. Oh, we're covered. No, dude, it goes down into Mexico.

That's effed up, bro Dude, we're actually cooked Half of Mexico gets covered too Just stay inside that day You all this sounds like the earth's like butthole It's like a big fart Firm Covers all of us

Everybody turn on their vacuum cleaners And then pointed it out their front door And it sucks it up You think you suck it in Like the president Issues like an order Raise your vacuums Everybody

Blow It gets blown away Tanner was saying He was like I'll just turn my AC on I was thinking And I was like, all the smoke and fills up my room. You come out of your room.

Dude, do you remember in our last house when the apartment complex burned down that was like, like miles away? Yeah. And I had my AC unit in the window. Dude, my room was like turning black. Oh my God. I, dude, I had mine in. Yes. The tube from the outside was like full of shit.

Yeah, I had, I had mine in and it started to smell like, like, like, smores. It's a bad. It smelled like smores. It's like a camfire. I was in my room. Holy shit, that was the day we watched like 20 horror movies in like one sitting. Yeah, that was because we went to the gas station twice to take a little break and then take another break. We watched the conjuring.

No, that's a good era, dude. We watched insidious and then we watched some other fucking movies. The most we've ever watched is three. And I don't remember what the first two were, but I remember the third one was midsummer. That morning we watched into the morning. Yeah, into, I think it was 9 a.m. Which is just so bad. It was good, though.

It was midsummer, bro. I fell asleep on the beanbag. Our house is like the regular show house, I think. Yeah. Who's who's the regular show? Can I ask you to ask you? Can I ask you? So when I texted in the group chat and said,

I would hate if my name was Rigby, did you put on regular show because I texted that into the group chat? Oh, no, I've been watching regular show. I don't know why you said that actually. There you go. We're trying to find out where it even happened. Yeah, I don't know why you even brought that up

because I was just... Where would happen? I watch regular show in my room like every single night. He does. I hear it. And I fall asleep to it. And I go, All right. On this week of the group chat podcast,

we're going to be playing a game called Who is the character? Willie, you're Benson, dude. I don't care. Okay, if I'm Benson, then you have to be... I'm just...

You're pops. No. It's really the coolest character like on the whole show. Skips is not the coolest character. What? Rigby are... No.

Skips is the coolest. He's badass. No, the big basketball guy. The basketball guy's coolest. I don't care. Do you think Yummy's muscle man. I don't care. Gummy is muscle man. And I'm high five ghost.

Larry's high five ghost. Oh yeah, definitely high five. One of you guys are muscle man. I don't know who it is. No, somebody's got to be skips. I'll be skips. I'll be skips. It's cool, guys. Somebody's going to be skips. Somebody is responsible and knows everything. So who is it? You do not know everything and you are not responsible. I am so responsible. And he knows everything. He does.

He knows everything. You love chocolate milk out like two days ago. Ask me a crazy question. Did you leave chocolate milk out next to the couch yesterday? Tomorrow. you're he's gonna do it again tomorrow everybody I just yeah I just told him to the future I think he's Mordeca and I'm Rigby Isaac what is a catalytic converter for

it gets rid of all the bad emissions from your car emissions he knows everything Wow no I'm both actually Mortica come on bro You cannot do that Yes I can't What's the radiator do willie

Cools down no it doesn't That's a cool one dude That's a cool one dude This is why you're rigby and I'm skips It's a radiator I'll be Rigby I don't care I'm rigby I'm rigby

No you're muscle man dude Yes! Okay. But if we're in Adventure time. Oh, dude, you're Jake. I'm Jake the dog for sure. That's not even close.

Damn. I think grunk would be Finn. Grunk would be Finn. No, that's just what we have established thus far. Isaac, you're Mars. Isaac. No, Larry's, no. Larry's Marcelline.

Larry's your girl? I'm Marcelline. You can be Marcelline, dude. Lucky, yeah. Bo-Bub-Bub-Bub-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. Can I be bubble-bub-bub-bub-bub-bbbbbbbbb. Can I be bubble gum, bitch fuck? No, you have to be...

You'd be peppermint Butler, or you would be peppermint Butler. No, Nick's peppermint Butler, yummy is Ice King. That's true. I can be Gunther or something. I was going to say, can I be Gunther? You would be a Gunther. You could be Gunther. Warn-Wa-Wan-Wark.

Ice-kin, Gunther. Oh, no, wait. Marcellin. I'll be Glob or gold. I don't remember any other characters. What the fuck? If we're... If we're...

Simon! Why did you eat my fries? Whatever the hell. You all. Wait, you're Marcelline and I'm Simon and I slowly go crazy, but you still love me. Aww. Why don't you remember? You haven't seen any adventure time.

What's the show you've seen that you can relate to? Flapjack. I'm SpongeBob. Grunkey is Flapy. I'm Bubby. Flapjack? You are Bubby. You're the guy that, you're the guy at the bar.

You're the candy man with the candy girlfriend. You know, all the candy comics. All the cards right now. Damn. Y'all are talking about some old shows. Y'all are old as hell. Okay. Okay.

then I'm bluey and you could be booy and you can be chewy I'm bingo I'll know any blue characters bro what's a new cartoon I tell you what I saw a commercial the other day about a nude movie and I wanted to like die in real life

which one it was inside out and I was sitting there on the couch Oh my god Oh my god And then they're like There's new emotions What is happening

And like the kids like Goet through puberty And it's like Exiety I'm anxiety It's like I'm depression It's like please

Actually kill yourself When it said that she was like Growing up or something like I did not know What it was when he said anxiety I thought it was gonna be like I'm excited or something stupid. I thought it was going to be

I'm period. Hi, I'm boaters. Hi, I'm pubic hair. Okay, but wait, hold on. Hi, I'm shitty mustache. I have three hairs on your chest. Nice to meet you. Where's the, where's the

freaky? Hi, I'm your learners permit. I'm here too. That's for the, that's for the uncodrated X. I was stupid I want to make you laugh when you're older, dude See, I think I'll

Because you would have a really funny chuckle when you're older Yeah, yeah, Smoke for years Wait, hold of Going Going back To the inside out Why are they

What are the Five normal one? The joy, anger Are they moods? Yeah, they're just emotions Are they emotions? Yeah. Is anxiety an emotion?

A new one. Yes, anxiety is making shit up? It's not an emotion. Is it? What is it? Anxiety depression. I thought anxiety is what comes from emotions.

It could be a secondary emotion, I guess, but... Inside Out two, fix your goddamn script, bro. I'm on your shit. I got it. I asked this before, I guess I'll ask it again. What about the freaky emotion? Yeah. Bro, what, horny?

Horny. Hi, I'm horny. Hi, I'm gay. Whoa. Whoa. Why can't we have like any cool animated movies? Like, how come they get Ghibli and we just get fucking cars and they get Ghibli? Who's there?

Cars is cool. What are you talking about? Cars is pretty cool. Monsters Inc. was the best animation of all time. I'll retweet that fact. I think Monsters Inc. was awesome. Toy Story.

Toy Story 6 is coming out. Believe it? No way. They said the fourth one. They need to put Woody down, bro. They need to pop his head off. Leave him in the closet. Look it up.

What do you want to look up? They gotta retire that old boy, that old fuck They gotta rip his arms on. New Toy Story something, five. Buzzie and Woody need to like chill out, man. So his eyes shut.

Oh my God. Do you see Buzz Light your truck got turned into a dildo? Okay, wait, this does not look real. That is not actually. That's not real. You're gonna get a viral. I guess four is the last one.

They only got 700K views. They didn't. They talked about it though. That's real. That is real. No, it's real. Dude, it was uploaded by like Movie Master Migger.

Damn, look how real that looks. They're getting good. I know. These are real, right? No way. I think you have to be, like, actually just evil to be making fake trailers. If you make fake trailers, fool. Shame on it.

Click on it. There's no way that's fake. It is fake. It's going to be all... Trust, watch, watch, watch. Old clips? Yep, it's monetized, too, because you need to make... Oh, goodness me.

26K subs, you think this shit's going to be real. Yeah, the Yeti. Maybe. The Yeti just made Toy Story 5. How did he do it? Let's see it. Oh, snap. It's a Yeti intro.

I'm Woody. A Yeti production. Something tells me it's not going to be fucking real, dude. Buzz, Andy's all grown. Well, Andy's pregnant. Here's a new kid we can have fun. That's an old movie. Yep, that's Toy Story 3.

It's just an old movie. Okay, so it is fake, right? Yeah. Okay. You could pause and leave. Thank you, AI, for making this so much more of a lot. you should be ashamed of yourself because, oh wait, never mind.

Oh, he makes a new trailer for everything. Sonic 3. Why is there a polar bear? Hulk up. Look it up, look it up. Live action up. Click that. Click that, please, please.

Please, last one, last one. I want to go up. Please let me go up. I'm trying to go up. Come on. I'm trying to get up. Damn it. It's just about an old dude's erectile dysfunction.

I'm trying to get it up. You guys have to be my fact checkers because I don't know. Ew. What is this? Sane and Eddie? This is like Fallout, look. So far so...

Is this AI, actually? So far so real? This is not AI. 100% not. What is this? It has to be like another movie that they're using. No, this is...

It might be the description. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Or it actually might be... They were not giving credit to the actual people. Okay. Here we go. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Guys, guys, here we go. R.C. Morgan? Jamie Fox. My fan made up live action cast Carl, Danny DeVito Signing off. Who's the fucking

Marius? No, you gotta keep going. I don't know. Russell, Benjamin Evan Ainsworth, who's that? I don't know. Evan who? Benjamin, Nick Frost, Alpha.

Idris Elba? I don't know what he's. That's the guy who cops on Hotlands. Jamie Fox is George. AJ's Jonah Hill. Oh. Seth Rogans in. Yeah, what is this

a billion dollar budget for a movie? Seth Rogen's young Carl. young Carl yeah it was him like right before his wife died they're literally cashing like a 70 year old man as kids well I mean they've been in there for years well no no no no no because Seth Rogan has to play a younger old guy

why would Danny DeVito be the kid oh that's very that's fitting a kid well it could not it could also be maybe in the future Carl Fredericksson's the old guy who's the kid the kid's Russell Russell is Benjamin Evan Ainsworth I don't know who that is

yeah Russell's the little kid I don't know Jarvis months Months is the people... Russell Westbrook. Dude, today... You're like trying to see if he was in the cast? Today's an important game.

I'm going to say something crazy here, okay? Timberwolves are going to win? Timberwolves are down 03 in the Western Conference Finals to the Dallas Mavericks, okay? Today is make a break. The Mavericks go on in the finals or the Timberwolves come back from an O3, which nobody's ever done in the history of the NBA ever.

I think teams that are up 3-0 have a perfect 155-0 record from like always in the NBA. So we'll see, but I'm calling a comeback here. O3 comeback, call me crazy. That'll be huge. Is that what you're hoping for? That'll be the first team ever.

I mean, I'm hoping for either, like, both going to the finals would be great because, like, the Celtics hate Kyrie, so that'd be a crazy finals matchup. The Celtics on the east are going to the finals, but Timberwolves, it could get his first ring. He's like, yeah. Wait, how many people have done an O3 comeback? Nobody. None.

Wait, real quick. Ever. Ever. So Celtics beat the Pacers? Yeah. Yeah. buff, dude. Pacer's suck, dude. They didn't deserve to be there. Honestly, the Celtics kind of suck, too. They also suck. Because the Pacers, Tyrese Halliburton got injured,

so, I mean, they weren't really going to win. And they were still tied, like, for the longest time last game. Pause, pause, pause, because Mavericks and Timberwolves? Are they today? Yep. That's today. 7.30 p.m. What time? Yep. 7.30 p.m. What time? Our time. Our time. CST. We'll see. By the time this comes out, we'll know if they want or not. I mean, people will know. Can I say it now? But it's Tuesday.

What? EST is the best time zone. I agree. I like PST. I agree. Every single place in the world uses EST. I miss PST because you guys would be like, oh, I'm so tired, man. And I would just be waking up like, hey, everybody, it's going on. Yeah, we'd be like, bro, man, it's like five of him.

You're like, it's only two. I got the whole day here, baby. And I'm playing like Roblox. Yeah, you like having fun. Yeah, but then there's the opposite side of that where like we'll wake up and then you'll still be asleep. But I'd be chilling though. Okay. True.

Mm-hmm. I'd be chilling. I'll be chilling. On the radio. Cook it up, cook it up. That's my feeling, bro. Come on. Dude, I didn't realize

how much of the world actually relies on EST to be like the time zone that kind of like, you know, like music relies on it for the most part. I thought everybody used GMT. GMT is another big one.

That's for European. General Mountain Times. I thought everything in the world was based off GMT because people do like GMT minus 600. Why does a mountain... I don't get it. I don't know you there.

I don't... What does a mountain in zone? Did you know that people like Phoenix doesn't use daylight savings Good Who's Phoenix? I mean the city

Oh Phoenix Yauquin Phoenix The Joker You know the Joker doesn't use Daylight Sharks He doesn't do daylight He doesn't believe in it

He just doesn't reset his clock at all People hate daylight savings Is that Young Sheldon First of all, no That'd be a good cast But second of all Daylight Savings When is that again?

I don't know Let's kill Young Sheldon though It's next It's next few months Look up Young Sheldon dies. After summer, Daylight Savings is like towards the winter time. There's a clip. Look up Young Sheldon TikTok.

He does not die. He does die. He does die. He gets shot. He gets shot like in the store. Sheldon death. Yeah, he dies. Sorry for the spoilers if anybody's watching. What do you mean?

He dies. How is that possible if he dies? How? There's like another show coming out with him. No, there's already. How does he, how does Young Sheldon die if Sheldon's in Big Big Theory? How the fuck does that make sense? He's breaking down

He's breaking down our plot Get him, get him They casted it They casted young Sheldon In a different show Or like a different movie And he was literally shot like eight times Sorry

No Yes it is real No He saw that image I showed you And he says for breaking bad Larry You remember that image I showed Like does this happen

Oh is it Oh okay not spoiler But is it when Walter is on the floor Yes And it was just young Sheldon being bad They replaced it Yeah I remember showing you that you're like

What the? Wait a minute. It's just a damn. The funniest joke ever said. Holy shit. He's crying. Fucking Christ.

Oh, good of it. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. All right. Next guest on the podcast. Everyone needs to go to the comment

who you want in the podcast. Montana Jordan. That is also true. We'll get anybody. Let's get Joe Burrow on the podcast. Oh, what? That would be crazy. Bo Burn him?

I don't think Jeff Wittick saw your comment. Jim Be Joe Burrow. What? I don't think Jeff Wittick saw. Dude, you look like you're so sad right now. Yeah, that hurt really bad. Are you crying? Yeah.

Damn, dude. It looked like we had a debate and you got flugs. Jeff Wittick probably didn't see my comment because he can't open his eye. Oh, Jeff, you can take that, bro? Can we bring Anthony Edwards on the podcast? Yeah, what basketball player would you want to see on this podcast? Anthony Edwards. Are you serious?

Yeah. How about Luca? Nah. I would talk all day about what that guy. English, you'd just be like, Overwatch. Yeah, guys, I don't know. Well, yeah, but he gets,

he'd get really excited when I say, so what about the new meta? He'd be like, what meta? I play basketball. I'm going to be like, Roadhog, roadhog, roadhog, roadhog, roadhog, you'd be like,

holy crap, let me tell you what. This could be a two-hour podcast with Luca, I don't know his last name. Donchich. Don't, Donatelo. Yeah, no, Anthony Edwards would be cool.

He's a cool, dude, cool guy. You know, I'm pretty. personally? Yeah, we go way back. That's cool, dude. Didn't he teach you how to play basketball? Well, I taught him because he's younger than me, actually. Oh. But, yeah, when I lived in Georgia, we used to ball up. That's great, man. He actually did go to

a high school right next to where I lived. It's like when I was up in North Georgia. Wow. Oh, yeah, he is from there, actually. Like, look you. Wow. That's beautiful. Where are you from, Tanner? Oh, you know. Washington. Oh, Washington. I thought you were going to say something. No. Washington.

Washington. in. Washington. Would you, would you, like, lumber capital the world?

What? Would you be born anywhere else? Or do you just, is that perfect? Is that a perfect spawn? Yeah, if you could be,

perfect spawn. No, perfect, a good spawn would be Iceland because like, nothing really crazy happens over there. Okay, how about within the U.S.? Oh, fuck. Montana.

Okay. That's shitty, bro. You'd never leave. It's beyond he only said Montana, Jordan. It's a subconscious thing. Who's Montana Jordan? He made it up.

Nope, right there. Joe Montana, Michael Jordan. Montana Jordan right in the middle. That's a really good question. Where would your best spawn be? Yeah, what is your guys definition? I'll tell you what the worst spawn is. It is Texas.

If you live in Texas, I'd like to apologize for where you are. Yeah, weather right now is not being the best. It's kind of horrible. I was, hold on, I just got to tell a story before we continue with that question. I was looking at my phone walking outside. It's 104 degrees. I'm looking at my phone. And this guy, someone made a chart of like the summers and like the past like 50 millennia,

whatever the hell. And we're like all the way up here. and it was like a meme and it was like well have fun with the coldest summer over the rest of your life I was like 104 right now

it's like May there's no way it could get worse right and then I realize that yeah probably will I think the winters are gonna get pretty bad

I think we're gonna hit 116 this summer dude no we're not it's scary man like I think I think what it is

is the world like humans need to stop arguing because it's making earth upset yeah he's getting angry like I think we're not

we're not stimulating Mother Nature enough. Yeah, we're missing the spot. Where's the spot? Guyana? It could be that the The spot? What do you mean by the spot?

Oh, G. Oh, Guatemala. Could be Guatemala. Georgia. Guatemala. Both the country and the state. Guadalajara. That's a desert.

Yeah, that could be a dry. Oh, it used to be running with water. Dude, I just... You hit that, man. What do you say? Yeah. What do you say? Guadalajara.

What did you say? Guadalajara. Mesopotamia. Oh, Mesopotamia? That's where... What the hell is Guatemalan? Devil came from. Can we just, like, blow up everything and restart? Up down.

That's possible. Like, you know, and, like, you're too far into a game, you just, like, want to restart real fast? Yes. Because you're not happy with your build? I used to have the fucking horrible habit of, like, if I mess up this whole... Like, the way I start, I have to be perfect.

Yeah, I'd say, indeed. When I first launched Black Ops 2, and I did, like, four games without dying, I literally could not play the game for, like, a week straight. You know what I did? If I play one and I fuck up, and I'd, die, I'm quitting this game. Is that not

OCD or am I like tripping? No. No, that's called being fucking dope. It's called you wanted to be perfect. It's called good stats. When I played Eldon Ring, I was just like, all right, I'm trying this build. Oh, okay, well that sucks and I delete the entire save and I'd go to a different way. I mean, I don't like that attack. I restarted Skyrim so many times.

Like, back when I played it. I think I've bought that game eight times. That game, to write out to me, it's like a giant one. Listen, never conquered it. I bought Skyrim for my Xbox 360, my PS4. My PS, no my Xbox one Geek My Nintendo Switch

Nerd My my PC I did I got the special edition Nerf And that's it That's all yeah We didn't even talk about our perfect spawn

Yeah hurry up Let's do that The hell I said Montana Do you want to go and like a spawn Like where you're born or like Yeah yeah Like where you born

And everything My Spawn where you're born and grow up Yeah Because I moved around so much Yeah you did I was born in Texas But I don't consider that like my

The same Texas Texas? Yeah Holy shit My perfect spawn would be Buffalo But I grew up New York I grew up in Georgia though

So All right Let's go one by one Since we have a really hard time articulating our thoughts Can I go first Buffalo so I could be actually Part of the Bill's Mafia

And I could just rage Rage out with all of the mafia And then shovel snow When it snows Can we add a layer to this How about we do Time as well Like year

That you want to be born Okay well You're gonna choose are really like interesting. 1962 so I can buy a house for $2,000. There you go. Okay.

All right, Isaac. Hmm. 1962. You all got to skip me. I didn't think about this. I was just not helpful in you. All right. He knows.

I'm going to go with New Jersey once again because that's Goat State. Okay. I'm going to be born in a state, a town called Princeton. Okay. You know where Princeton is? I'll be born in

1995 old asshole right before what right before bitcoin blows up I knew it oh shit baby come out

wait wait wait because I feel like I'm at a time in my life right now where I miss so many things but I was like right on the cusp do we have the knowledge now that we have then

no if I added four more years because I'm 99 so if I had four more years of me I was like I would have been 17 in 2013 damn what the

Oldhead. I think if you were born around that time, you would invest in Bitcoin. A hundred percent. Bro, I had like an ant minor. It's called, that's what it was back in like 2017. Ant minor? Yeah, they were called, it was like an S-9, Ant minor S-9. They would like mine Bitcoin.

It would be like 13-something terra-hashes or something like that at the time. Which was like, dude, dude, dude, they were selling on Alibaba for like seven grand. What the fuck? Are you serious? I'm serious. You just like change the language. I didn't know what any of that meant. Alibaba, dude.

Dude. That was crazy. I'm buying you. Okay, me. I would do Colorado, 2055. Ain't even born yet, bro. That's hard because I was thinking

that same thing like low-key, like later. You're moving towards Yellowstone, bro, chill. I know? Tokyo 3186. 3186, let's go. A-Lo, 3,000. No, because it would be after,

I mean, you know, I don't know, but I'm hoping that's after Yellowstone. You're hooping? What if you're like, all right, let's hope. And then it's just like, breaking news. Yellowstone is finally erupted. You just spawn in.

You're born into like apocalypse times where you have to e-b in. That sucks. What's that Willem Dafoe Giff where he's like looking up? I love that one, bro. That's what my favorite was. I'll put it on the screen. But it's so good. He's just like crying, looking up.

It looked at me to evil. I don't know where it's from, but that's such a good gift, man. What about you, Yami? I would go outside of Atlanta. just like same area I lived it before but like actually born and raised and grew up there and uh 20 25

okay Newtown so I'd be born like next year okay okay that's yeah that's a good dude block ops two Newtown 2025 is learning next year that's yeah that's stupid

that's stupid Newtown 2025 blockups two it's coming up actually all of Black Ops 2 that's when it happened wait we're supposed to have floating cars by now dude we are so this is what keeps happening dude, it happened with the Jetsons. They're like, oh, look, it's 2015,

and we have floating cars and, like, meals that I can blow up with my mouth. Look at me, blow up this turkey. Wait, I'm pretty sure Modern Warfare 2 campaign happened, like, a year ago, or now. One of those years. You know, there's been a lot of conflict,

but no wars. I mean, like, with the U.S. involved. Speaking of wars, where I'm going to go is I'm going to be born in Hawaii in 1940, and the four-year-old's going to stop World War II. When did it happen? You're literally going to get bombed a year after you're

No, I'll stop it, dude. 1941. That's when it was released. Oh, shit. Okay, 1930. 2. When did Mono Warfare 2 take place? I'm gonna be like eight.

Good. Right there. You know me? I'm gonna be eight years old. I'm gonna stop Pearl Harbor. See? Monofer too happened. They should have put masks on the people

while they were fighting. Yeah, they shouldn't even think about COVID. Why didn't do that? That made more sense. Bottom Warfare 2 is the best call of duty. Black U. Black U. Black Ux 2.

Low-key Black Ups 2 Low-key Black Ups 2 for like all the content that was in the me. Because it had zombies and everything else. Black Ops 2 was the Pinnacle. Everything else was just... Everybody was playing it. Black Ops 3 though was really fun. I will say that because I played it a lot and... Every day after school, I'd hop on for like six hours and then I go to bed.

Could you jump high at Black Ups 3? Yeah. Nah. Yeah. Boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Brown.

That sucks. Unks. I liked, okay, I did like advanced warfare, though. It was kind of fun. We all like Jordan, and he likes LeBron. That's how it is right now. I like LeBron better than Jordan. I'll leave LeBron.

LeBron's better than Jordan. Michael Jordan sale. That was just a comparison, bro. Keep punching him. Keep punching him. Look at this thumbnail. May I use the bathroom? Yeah.

No, you can't. Do you think LeBron's better than Michael Jordan, though? Be real. Do I think LeBron? Yes. Yeah. LeBron, Miles. So Yomi told me about it and I looked into it and it is actually kind of like

fucked up how Michael Jordan was playing and how much praise he got. But then again, times are times. So like, you know, it makes sense. At the time, he was like super awesome. And there's going to be someone better than LeBron. And there probably already is in the NBA. I'm sure there will be. That's going to be Ant.

Watch, give him time. Wembe. It could, no, it could be Wemagnama. It could be, uh, I don't know about Likana. The problem is is that like, we're just turning into like super athletes. It's kind of insane. It's almost like we're genetically predisposed

to be better at basketball because we've been playing it. I need to ask you because I saw a commercial for it for some effing reason on my phone. I was like, what the heck? Insoles, carbon fiber insoles. Are you talking about the ones where they bend and then they spring back?

Yes. Well, so it was like, change how you jump. Well, people do change their insoles, but people also have carbon fiber shanks running through the boost of the shoe itself. Bro, they get shanks? That's dangerous, dude.

It's light, but does it help with, like, bouncy? Yeah, it does. Really? I want to get him. So, I think victory insoles are some of the most popular ones that people buy. It could add, like, an inch or two to your vert, not much. What? F5. Dude, they're just getting to become, like, bionicles, bro.

Wait, an inch to your jump? Yeah, which is not a lot. Yeah. I think if I trained really hard for a year, I get in the G league. No. Yeah, no That means the good league Yep

No I bet you if you trade for a year You couldn't even go D3 I'd go D3 No for sure I'd be a guard Look at this wingspan Bye everybody

Tanners Dillusional Get you on that flipside I got it Can Tanner Is his time run out For Tanner The title of this pocket

Time for him to die Is it too late Is it too late for Tanner All right Let's see if you go D3 How tall are you 59 No

no okay okay okay what if i got like leg extensions like in india like a leg extension let's say Tanner was six two oh okay that's it no okay well if I was six two what if you were seven three maybe yeah yeah because at that point you just got to teach the motherfucker how to like yeah just don't fall over and like hold on to the ball and you're fine that's all I got to do really yeah at seven foot three be able to like have enough cardio to be able to run up and down the corner I just think I'd be like draymond green no yeah I'd be like

don't you have to be a certain age to to go to like college and do college like D3 D2 there's like a 29 year old playing you could be 30 something and play college basketball

March Madness there's a guy balding with a receding hairline playing March Madness that's sad it's a four year rule it doesn't matter when but it is a four year rule

maybe five what is a super senior Is there a cutoff Super senior Is there a cutoff On age like the military I don't think so

A super senior is someone who gets held back one of the years. Hey, quick question because I saw this on my 4U page on TikTok. Did any of you guys

register for the Selective Service? Because you haven't until 26 years old before they're going to arrest you. Are you serious? I'm dead ass.

They come for you. Yes. I have three more years. Every male in the United States once they turn 18 years old has to sign up for the selective service.

I did. I got mail as soon as I turned 18 and never got mail again. It tells you. It tells you that you signed up. I said no. I said shut.

I had to go online. I don't know, but I really doubt they'll come for me. And even if they do... I'm also not an organ donor. Bro, I'm telling you, by the 26 years old, if you don't do it, they will come to your house and arrest you. Okay, what if I shoot myself? Does that evasion?

Do they have a warrant? You're not going to take me! Wait, look it up. Google it was a dummy. Google it. Do they have a warrant to come in my house? I'll be real. I would...

I'd rather get arrested than go to war. Well, they'll arrest you and they make you sign up, right? Dude, I remember a time when, like, can't make me. When people would like evade like drafts, all the men that did that, they'd be called like pussies and whatever. I would evade it.

I would evade it all day, dude. They would only like break their own feet. I'd break my own neck. They'll break their own feet so that they can't walk. And they'll be like, I don't, I would probably go to Ward. I'm not fighting in any word.

Like you want to? No, I don't want to, but it's like, you know, if I have no choice in them, I'm not to break my effing legs. I'm not fighting for this country.

I don't give a shit. Bro, I'm God. I'm gonna go to Antarctica and hang out with penguins. He pays so much in taxes His government can suck my dick That is true Amen, brother We have paid

For at least a missile Ever watch saving private Ryan? Or a tank Are you saving private Ryan? That was a good movie Yeah Yeah, whatever his name is What's his name?

Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks, the character he plays He was a teacher He was an English teacher And he throws him And he's like a commanding Okay, think about this Because World War I dude

If you look into me It's fucked! Excuse my language Yeah, like trench foot I'm not getting trench foot trench rats trench people trench guns trench poop trench everything mole people troll people trench food trench drinks drink trench food dude did you know the trench guns were not allowed

what i mean they destroyed people yeah you'd blow up like you just we'd still use what's a trench gun it was a shotgun that was used to clear out trenches i just swear to god he's lying no he's that's that's that's there were actually I'm pretty sure that the Geneva Convention it was in world of war it was inhumane action yeah that's why I know it was a shot shotgun

called dude another fucked up thing mustard gas dude because they didn't know how to go against it for the moment on god it didn't know it would the wind would blow

into actual cities and people would inhale it oh man come pull up pull up see if a wooden bullets were banned wooden woodin you get a splinter in your heart I'm pretty sure

they'd figure out to shoot a wooden bullet and they would go in your body and splinter out oh that's fucking disgusting okay yeah so in September of 1918

Look it up. The German government issued a diplomatic protest complaining that the Model 97 trench gun was illegal because it especially forbidden to employ arms projections or materials calculated to cause unnecessary suffering. Dude, in the 1907 Hague, I think it's Hague.

What does it matter at that point if you're getting killed anyway? Like what? It sounds like suffering and not dying. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think it's because it would spread out more so it wouldn't like kill you. It was just a really, really fucked up gun, dude. It would cause so much damage. It's just a shotgun with the bayonet and then it was really effective.

It's all close range. Is that silly? Isn't that silly how even when you're in war, they're like... There's rules. Yeah, there's rules still like, I don't like that. It's like, hey, hey, hey. Too far, man, come on, man. That's so dumb.

Can I kill you in another way? Like, you know, my heart rate's at 64. Oh. Yeah, you're thinking about that, trench, huh? You're running in the trench? Is that low? They didn't alert you? 109.

No. Damn. 180. 180. I'm sorry. Sitting down, Jimmy Jax. What is we mentioning before the trench gun? It was one thing we were talking about before the trench gun.

Well, we were also talking about. Wow. World War I. That's so crazy. I don't know. We're talking about getting drafted and stuff. Oh, yeah. Evading the draft.

Yeah, I'd go to Antarctica and I'd rule the panes. Oh, yeah. Look it up. Look up the draft. Ice gang. People would be like he's got, but they had like, they had no idea about anything health related back then. So they'd be like, he's got the leg twitch. He can't go.

Like tried to avoid it just by making up some bullshit. Then the doctors would be like, look at this. I guess he's got the leg twitch. Listen, I, I unfortunately had to see. Well, I didn't have to see it, but it popped over my Twitter. It was a guy basically forcing, or it was his friend shooting his, like, feet basically so that he couldn't go to war. It was pretty brutal, but hey, he didn't go to war. I've seen a video like there where they jump on the guy's leg.

Yeah. and they just break it. That's awful. And it sucks, but yeah, that's what. You know that, I know this is like not really, it's, whatever. Ray, you know, Kaisenat, Ray, he's got to go. He's got to go. He's got to go to the Army.

He's got to go to the front lines of the war. He's got to front lines. Yeah, there's a lot of places like that where you have to serve in the military of your country before. I have, I have the punishment. Oh, here you go. So failure to register with selective service is a felony that can result in a fine up to $250,000 and or five years in prison.

It is a violation of the military Selective Service Act. You know what? No. You know what? What if you're like, I don't know, dude? Wait, wait, wait, wait. They don't really make that obvious.

They don't. I'll take it because everyone in prison is going to be in the same boat. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? We'll be chilling in prison. Exactly. We'll be like, I don't know.

I don't know. What the fuck? Those numbers rise so much of people not doing it because of the lack of like younger people who check their mail. And they're just going to be like, guys, we've got to change the rules. is what the fuck. Time out, time out. Did you ever

registered a vote? No. I didn't either. I've never voted my life. Did you ever take out a student loan? Any of you? No. Nope. Well, those are two ways that they automatically can get you to do it. So, yeah, you have to go online. I had a scholarship. What did you? Oh shit. Yeah, he didn't have a scholarship. Yeah, I did. No, for what? You're not registered to a vote? When I was in cross country,

some guy that had a scholarship, he was the owner of giving it out. He saw how hard I worked in cross country. He said, hey, I want you to take it. And it was $2,000 dollars per fucking semester Per step I took I mean that's all right But I lost it

Well it was a cheat It was community college So like it didn't even fucking matter Oh okay okay okay It's community college is great That probably Yeah honestly yeah Community college is pretty good

It is you're not wasting any fucking money It's cheap and you can And you can transfer You can do a lot of stuff You can do whatever the hell you want A lot of your Yeah a lot of your classes Do you transfer to bigger colleges

Yeah It's go to dude It's really good If anyone's ever majoring If you guys are like in college majoring in like Whatever the hell but you have to take like your math and English and whatever.

I did lose a scholarship because I dropped out. No. That's all right, dude. It's so scary how the drafts even work. I just remember when I was reading it. The drafts how they work, bro? Isn't it by birthday? By birthday?

And they do it like a lottery system. Yeah. Where they like roll a thing and then if your birthday gets fucking called, do you get drafted? April 11th, you're safe. I don't know. I feel like less and less troops are going to get drafted over time. We're starting to get technologically so advanced that we don't need people shooting each other.

I robot's coming. Just hope that you, like, do really well on an exam or something like that so you can prove yourself and just, like, get a job that doesn't make you a grunt, honestly. Well, not even that. I'm just going to, like, I'm going to quit YouTube and become a doctor within a year. Smart. Yeah, I can't even go to the war. No, I'm an engineer that builds these big. I'm going to be an architect.

So the government would need me. Your ass is getting drafted. No. No, you have to be, I have, like, a doctor and engineer. I am not. I'm not even go to the army. I'm going to run away. They're going to have to find me.

Look at U.S. government, find me. I disappear like that. All right. Larry, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit. Edit. Edit. Can you?

Yeah. Get a still frame of him. Yeah. U.S. government, find me. No, move, now leave. Put your mic

exactly how it is and get out of here. No, no. Oh, God. Holy crap, where to go? Oh, where to go? You threw Jambo

onto your mic, and now the whole bit's over. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's over. You left the trail. They know you left the train.

Listeners at home. Larry's not editing any of that. I don't think. I'll do it. He'll be awesome. I've done a lot of different. I don't know if you guys have seen most of like the middle of the podcast. I watch them.

I don't even know how old I am. Yeah, I do. I actually didn't know how old I was. I forgot my birthday. You're 24, aren't you? Yeah, I forgot. Aren't you? Aren't you?

Sorry. Guys? When I turn 25, can y'all call me unc? Yeah. That's coming up soon. I'm on Kinn'iway. So is my birthday. Our birthdays are coming.

When a baby? Come on. He's gonna make out. He's gonna make out. He's gonna be, Larry. He's gonna get drunk. He's gonna be 21. He's gonna drink for the first time.

Larry, you've been 20 for like five years. I swear to God, you've been 20 for like eight. Like, why haven't you? You guys said the same exact things here with 19. I know, like hurry up. When you moved in the first time. I was 18. Isn't that crazy?

Moved. No. Oh, my bad. I was 22. Wait, no. Yep. I was 23. I had turned 23.

I moved and then I moved and then turned 22 Dude can we all agree that Turning yeah 19 and turning 20 are the most useless years Because like nothing happens 19 and 20 it's like an intermission in between 18 is awesome and then 21's awesome

And then after that you just hate Dude I have I have like a problem Because I feel like I'm like 20 years old And I'm like damn I'm already like One fourth maybe one fifth of my life Don't don't think of that I'm like ah

Did I tell you what the thing that I did? And then it makes me like... Did I tell you about the thing that I read? No, what did you read? It's going to make you all so upset and you're going to want to die. God damn it. Okay, what is it? I bet no.

You ready? Yeah. I already told you, Isaac. Oh. It was like, if you live away from your family and you're like in your early 20s, you might only see them 50 to 100 times before they're gone. Think about it. That'd be like more than once a year. How often do you see your family?

I see them a lot. You do not. You see your family like twice in the last two years. Yeah, I know. No, three times. That was like three times. Okay, well, it's still on track that, like, you see how small that number is?

Get smaller. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I don't even look at myself in the mirror, so. What? What does that mean? That's hard. That's so Batman. I don't even see myself, bro.

He's even even see his family. You can't even look at himself. You're thugging it out for real. You know what happens when you thugged out for real? What up, gang? At the end of that rainbow, it's beautiful. Like, can you play stuff? There's a pot of gold in it, but you're all alone.

No No Yeah We're all waiting there There's a pot of poop Pott of shit At the end of it My rainbow is gold

A pot of shit and poop And my rainbow is gold And crab champions I love that game My rainbow has gold teeth And a chain And Tim's on On either side of the rainbow

He's got Tim's Yours is a golden record A golden vinyl Yep And a big weiner What about you? Poop Yeah just poop

What about you? I don't even know What you guys are talking about Osu Osu Energy Trees End of my rainbow. It's not a gold gym.

My vape, Chipotle bowl. That's not ever filled right so I have to go back to DoorDash support. I zoned out. I don't even know what you just said to me. End of my rainbow.

End of your rainbow. Oh, cheese. Oh. My MacBook. Da Vinci resolve. This podcast set up. A bunch of cameras

taking photos of me. Freaking. uh, roll blocks, uh, movies. I think I've actually been inhaling this because my head hurts now.

Don't inhale that. Holy shit. Oh, damn. Wait, you're jaded. More than a ho. More than a ho.

Dude. Are you playing with the fungus in this? No day. Interflick the fake cigarette. It's like, everything goes in fire and plays. All in golf and flame. For the listeners and viewers at home,

that giant water gallon over here that Larry and I filled up probably seven or eight months ago with GamerSups. It has a continent. It actually does have islands. It's got floating islands in there. We're starting our own biome in there. Nick, I went up to it and I was like,

I looked at Larry. I was like, I hear cars and like people. And I was like, beep, beep. And I shook it. And I was like, Jesus Christ. Just gave them a whole new Bible. It's like they're all dead.

I became their god They were upset They're gonna write books about you Wait dude dude they live in a three sun Like that three body problem The three body problem Did you ever watch that? Yeah That's a good ass show

A good ass show What the hell? Please This would be Jupiter No that would be Jupiter You're not Jupiter That'd be a sun giant That would be a sun giant Beetle juice

And what are we doing here? Eidlejuice What do you think did they think The hell is that Dude this has been like the most craziest topics hopper podcast I think I've ever been on. We talked about the Geneva Convention.

We talked about leprechauns and now mold. This is the first time you're like aware of it because this happens quite often. I have been. All right, Isaac, wrap it up there, dude. Now, don't let him wrap it up. It is time to wrap up. Oh, it totally is time to wrap up. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for the ADHD podcast episode 107.

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Mario car on in the break we could go to IG live you know you know sneaking phones oh we can make like ice cream bro I'm gonna be the one that's sneaking in the phones for you guys yeah anyways lose goose

what the fuck damn you can lose phones I'm gonna put it I could start fucking four iPhone phone uh pro maxes you are not getting iPhones you're getting flip phones no you're gonna get you're gonna bring in the 15s pro maxes the biggest ones with an auto body you're gonna bring it to my macbook i'll bring your iPad and thank you and they're all gonna have otter box cases so it's gonna be harder to be who wants their PC setup oh is a rough how big does that cake have to be

you want that PC set up a 27 inch monitor all three light monitors my computer and the hugest wedding cake ever i need my ring lights you open your mouth it goes like the fans I told you how big your TV down Do you think you could smuggle the whole podcast set up? Okay, we're ending this podcast. Yeah, we are. All right. Thank you guys for coming. We'll see you guys next week with the grunk finally back. He had like a doctor's appointment or someone.

Goodbye forever. Go, co-gare. Later.