The Group Chat - #108 - We ruined a restaurant.. again

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

These boys got a hold of another digital jukebox. LORD WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE A GREAT IDEA. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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I think we all came to an agreement This is season three episode one. No, he never said that was That's true. I'm right on your ass. Now I'm you lying. embarrassing Wow

Yeah And we're not restarting it either No Hey look we started 30 minutes late Because of our friends here So I can be a little cringe for the first two minutes Here we go Here we go

I'm allowed to be a little annoying and stupid I'm ready I'm ready Huh? I'm ready Oh okay Now you're ready Okay

Oh I thought you were gonna complain Okay Before we argue on the group podcast There's one thing That I was looking forward To bringing up the entire week But I'm upset Because I brought it up

because I couldn't help, but bring it up. So let me tell a story. Wait, I don't think grunk heard it though. Grunk. Here's the story. All right. So there's two parts to this story. I can give you, should we start with the music?

Should we start with the receipt? Oh, we should start with the music. Okay. So at Buffalo Wild Wings, Appleby, some other places, they have like this jukebox in the store that plays music through the speakers, through the whole restaurant, and it's connected through a phone app, and you can pay money to play a song that you'd like. Classic.

So I put on... And everybody felt like a champion eating in there. Put on the final countdown. And then Isaac was like, yeah, what is the longest song in the history of man? And then he finds a 23-minute song by Pink Floyd. And the first like three minutes, it just goes, it was really weird. Ladies and gentlemen at home,

if you want to look up echoes by Pink Floyd on your free time, it's a 23-minute, like... Masterpiece. The entire Applebee's was held hostage. to this song. There's no skipping it. Imagine that's what you're listening to at 12 a.m. while you're drinking a dollarita with your

wife, bitch. Or you just got laid off and you go to Applebee's to like wind down after a hard day. And you just hear, It's the final cat down. And you see me shoveling salad in my fucking mouth eating fast. While you're down a two for 20. Yeah, dude.

But that played. And then Isaac finds another song that's worse than anything I've ever heard in my entire life. And it's six minutes of animals in a cave. Let's get back to that later. Let's get back to that later. What? Dude, it's so bad.

Do you want to tell the receipt thing? Yeah, because if we're playing the timeline of how things played out. Well, next is the receipt. So Nick started doing that thing where it was like the classic dad where he's like, the check.

Oh, can I get the, let me. Excuse me. Excuse me. You know the paper. We, I need to, the tick box. We got to go. Okay.

Okay. So then. So then we're all doing this stupid dad bit, and then Isaac pulls out the receipt like this long. And then he's like, and then I was like, who got the soda? And then Isaac was like,

the water's free. Then he was like, one million waters. Like to the waiter. And then he was like, too good. So we're like, how long does this last for?

Dude, 20 minutes? I don't know. We, yeah, Isaac was like, wait a second. Waters are free. Yeah, I'll take one million waters and then he's like, hey, gamer, subs employees, get the truck.

I have a new business idea. Applebee's giving free waters to grow. Dude, the funniest, like that was funny, but then the day after, when, when you brought it up, you kept laughing about it. You're like, one million waters. And where's all like, yeah. Yes And then they just bring it out

I remember the bit actually started with Isaac Just saying like yeah can I get one million waters And I was like can you make those two go Boom boom boom Yeah it was just right after another All while echoes was going off And there was a guy that was battling Isaac He was playing some old head music

This guy was playing Was he skipping you? He was playing black. Magic Woman, isn't that what it's called? Yeah. And like, like 80s rock or like late 90s rock, whatever. I just,

I had the show him what's boss. Oh, we played J. Bebs. Yeah, we played Fos of a boyfriend by Justin B. So New Head versus Oldhead. A little bit.

Yeah. Old Head was like drinking like tequila straight. Old Head was actually listening unironically. We were just trying to piss him off. Oh, we were. Then you played like a karaoke version

of like, all I went for Christmas is you. Yeah, I got effed. Awesome. They lied. It was not all I want for Christmas. Did you spot Oldhead or no?

Yeah. I'm pretty sure we did. Yeah, he was sitting at the bar. That big dude was scanning the room after turning on songs. He said he, like, clicked his phone, and then he was like, looking around. Most obvious way. I wonder if that, like, ruined his night. I hope so.

Because he left. Did he? I think he left. He had to leave because a bunch of birds started going. Well, what happened was, remember, it got to the really eerie middle part of the song for echoes. As we were leaving, it sounded like a fucking, like. It sounds like an alien abduction noise and then we were walking out and Isaac looks up this song about monkeys or what was it? If you go, could you look up on YouTube real quick?

Look up Pink Floyd. Furry critters gathered in a something something, whatever. Free animals in a cave sure, whatever. That's fine. Okay. So this is a pink Floyd song and it's not a single strum of guitar at all. It's just a bunch of bad. It's nothing.

I swear to God, I think it's these guys. Here's the challenge. Click in the middle. three seconds. Okay, right in the middle and volume up. Here you go. That's good. So now imagine that you're eating hot wings. You're eating hot

20. You and your co-workers and you just... So we didn't even get to this part. What we did was we went into Isaac's car. We were sitting there and I was like, man, should I do it to him? Should I do it to him right now? All right, fuck it. And we are like, yeah, let's just like sit in the car and Isaac play. this song.

Yeah, from the parking lot. And we're just watching them, like, inside the place. And then Nick was like, the Applebee's is going to start floating. They're going to float away. It's going to turn like a regular show. You can see all the animals walk out of the building. Like a deer walks out of the door.

Oh, dude, it was so funny. That's so good, dude. I love, man, that they added the whole machine, like the music machine thing. Yeah, the music machine is so limited, though. So the last thing I expect to be able to. to play is this shit? Because why is Pink Floyd have this song and why is it also available to be played for other

people very loudly as they eat? I don't know. I never noticed like those machines until I moved in with you guys and then we went out. Could we make it like a ritual or whatever where we like walk in and we immediately play this up? You hated though. Huh? No, he does hate it.

I just wait until we got our food. You're like I'm not. I got my food because I wanted to eat. I was last time we went and you're like, dude, if you play that jukebox, I was a little better this time. I was a little better this time. You were a time a bit better, but you're also like clenching your hat and like, like, like, hiding away from the world. Oh, you're doing the thing where you're like, you put your hands behind, like on the side of your head.

You're like, oh, I was like this. You were doing that. And I was like, I was like, who's playing this song? It was funny is there is a three, like, forehead speaker right above and. Oh, yeah. He said it was like full surround sound like on his head. Oh, I had a grunk moment. Yeah, because you were like, I feel like I'm in VR.

I said, I feel like I'm in VR because no matter which way I take. Turn the sounds just are staying the same. I'm with my friends in VR hanging out. What's going on with you, Greg? Awesome analogy, man. Thank you. What's going on with you? You've been quiet, man.

You mugging us right now? What's going on, bro? We have been talking the entire time. The riddler up to? You know, I've been up to, I haven't been up to much, really. Just been like, nothing's really going on anymore. It's summer, so, like, nobody's doing anything. Have you seen a rainbow lately?

No, the clouds have been cool But 2018, Grunk would say every day Every day Every day? Every day I wake up You see a rainbow today? Two of them Two of them

Hold on, hold on Gras, you're not looking hard enough Grunk, I'm sorry to interrupt Hey Nick What the fuck was that? What? You're like, What's the Riddler

Been up to you today? I call them the Rizzler Like, keep in mind He's shorts on his nuts All out and he's like, I got to stop you And he was like Psh!

So tell me about you, what are you doing? What is this? What's the Rizzler up to? I'm on talking to his NF. Yeah. What's that Rizzler? I'm playing four night again. All right, Lil Riz.

I'm playing 40. Yeah, four night. I haven't gotten a win yet. It's been really upsetting to play. You kind of watch. He took Peter Griffin out and I didn't care about the game anymore. He had a statue and they took it away. Hey, we have a date tonight.

All of us with Grung. They what? On the Minecraft server. Oh. We promised you. We promised you, bro. At 9 p.m. your time? Huh?

9 p.m. your time? Yeah. 9 p.m. your time. We'll see if we show up. It's 10 p.m. my time. Well, look. Yeah, I'm playing your guard list. You got confirmed.

So even if we didn't show up, guess what? You can play. Is this serse? This is true. Is this? This is what we all were screaming last night. This is slash SRS. You were on the couch and you were freaking out.

Do you remember that? When we woke you up and it was like the loudest noise ever, and you were like insanely scared when you woke up on the couch? Remember? Because the ball flew past your head. head. Oh, yeah. And they hit a big water jug.

It was like, I wind it up like a baseball pitcher and I threw a basketball right past your sleeping face. I don't remember this. And then you woke up and you were like. And the water jug, the water jug was like, oh, poor Larry, poor Larry. You probably thought you're having a nightmare because you were like,

because all you said, you were like, I'm going to, I'm going to my room. I'm going to go up. I'm going to my room. I was like, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh, poor Larry. I need you. You have eyes. You have eyes and I don't right now. I need you to make humongous eyes. Yeah.

I turned. I remember he was laying like this. He was laying just like this. I was right next to him. Tanner throws a ball this way. It smacks and you're like, oh, poor Larry. He's like,

it looks like he was getting raptured. I'm going to bed. I was like, dude, if there was a real intruder, Larry would be so dead because your reaction to everything was like so delayed. You were like, you're like a zombie. And I hit like a 10 gallon water jugs.

So it was like, boom, yeah, those things are last. That one are... It's that one right there. You don't remember that? I don't remember that. I don't remember that.

Oh, man. That's funny. You don't remember, like, fall to sleep on the couch, waking up. I fell asleep. So on my bed, I, like, made my bed, and I just fell asleep on top of it like a zombie. Like, I just laid it, like, flat on top. And then what I was, like, Jesus. He might have been, like, in a rim. He could have been, like, a trance.

What are you doing your day? What makes you so tired that you're, like, able to fall asleep like that? I didn't sleep. I don't know. I don't know. I get tired, like, pretty heavily. You're a warrior, huh? I get tired, I get tired, tired.

Probably because I don't eat a lot right now. Oh, that is it, yeah. I just don't need a lot right. Not eating a lot does that to you. What if he has? Eating a lot does that to you. Not eating a lot, does that to you. Go ahead.

I got a chick flay chicken sandwich and it was like this thin and burnt. Hey, you need to stop eating Chick-fil-A. I'm putting a protest on Chick-fil-A. Their chicken is. Oh, yeah, it's June. First of all, for that reason. Yeah. I'm a lot of them.

Because, um, what? They're like Christian. They're like, oh. They don't, yeah, they're kind of weird. Oh. Also, Cobble Bob's closed on Sundays. No, it's because they're restocking their food. For Jesus.

For the week. I don't know. I'm covering Cobbo's ass. I love Cabo too much to let him go down. I'm like, I fuck with Bob too much, bro. Me and Bob. Hey, throw them under. But look, they put antibiotics in their chicken.

Yeah, they change. the recipe. You can taste the difference, bro. With the taste like no. Ass. Oh, okay. Chemicals. I thought their chicken nuggets and I thought they tasted the same.

Yeah, me too. Bro. I don't even like Chick-fil-A all that much. They changed. Am I crazy? Yeah. I don't know. They're nuggets.

They don't taste the same, bro. It's bad. Everyone. What did you say, grunk? The sandwich was pretty bad today. Yeah. Yeah, I'm proud. The only thing that tastes good is are waffle fries.

I'll tell you what's pretty good, grunk. Black and chicken from Popeyes. A little strip. Man, just some Popeyes right now. Oh my God. Larry likes Wingstop a lot. The wingstop is goaded, man. And you know what?

Formal apology to Isaac. I made fun of Isaac a long time ago for eating bono's wings. Yeah, because you used to have squash and the beef. I always had Bonin. I used to have Bonin a lot. The problem that happened was that I would order Bonin pretty late. And I think the workers were like, you know, trying to get home. So, you know, make it whatever they can.

And the bones I would get with a fucking thin. These guys ran like a mile. before they were cooked up because they lost all the fucking fat and goodness in their fucking like dude it was so bad they were thin if i get a boneless or if i get a bone in wing and i eat it or bite it or chew it and like the bone breaks in half and i see all the bone marrow and like pokes me in the math i'm like i don't want to eat anymore exactly yeah that's a sign i'm pretty sure of them like overcooking it too when the bones become like really brittle and like it sucks yeah i don't like the only reason i'm like mr boneless is because i kind of like i enjoyed a

things with my fingers and hands, whether that be changed the goddamn TV remote or type something on my computer. Computer. I can't be bothered picking up like lemon pepper and being like, oh, oh, hold on.

www. YouTube.com. That's why, that's why. That's why you have to, like, you have to adapt, right? So if I'm going to eat with my hands, I find something that's going to take 20 minutes to play so I can eat my food and not have to touch

my shit. I just, I just bring like a like a nap. connect to me and there's wipe my fingers in the napkin. That's true. Sometimes I run it through water and then wash your game. That don't work with lemon pepper stepers, bro. Yeah, they do. I run, I run straight out. I run straight out of napkins. However many I am given, there are always gone. Yeah. I run, yeah, I also run through them like a

fucking, like a, like a college party and I just Tchoo! Lemon Pepper! That was going to clip so hard. Oh my God. The whole audio is probably gone. That's going to be so annoying for me. Imagine, imagine like the normal fleece because it might be a funny. Somebody's going to, I'm so sorry if you're listening to that. Into the car.

So it's like, Jesus. God, that was the loudest thing on it. Lillum pepper. Lillip pepper. Somebody's going to drive through it. It's like a normal audio podcast.

Then you hear, live in pepper. They're like, okay, live in pepper wings. No, no, no. I'm allergic.

Oh, we should do a bit for that. Hey, if you're listening to this right now, can you please pull up, pause the podcast and go to a drive. through and let us order for you. Pause this video.

You guys tell them which one. No. We have to think of, uh, you have learned. We have learned from our mistakes never ever again, bro. Pop-I's. No. No, not Popeyes.

It has to be, bro, okay, it has to be really easy. Taco Bell, I think we all know Taco Bell. So ass. Because it's simple. Are you guys ready to shit? Because you're about a shit. All right, Taco Bell. All right, look.

Taco Bell. All right, ready? So, can I, hold on. Start the order. Let me pull up the menu. All right. Only one of us can say it. And you have to wait. You have to wait for the cues. Yep. I'll go first. Okay. Wait, wait. Okay, pull. P-O-V, you're driving into the drive-thru. You have to think of it for them now. God damn it. They're going to get there. Okay, just wait a second. We'll say, we'll say ready. Just wait in the parking lot until we get to do this.

Dude, they're not the corner away from a talk about it. Okay, hold on, ready? Quickly get through the light. Pull up to the drive-thru right now. We're going to start, once you hear, beep. Okay, ready? There's no... Beep. 17 Baja Blasts. Oh. No, make it 24. Dude, I'm sorry.

Time out. Time out. Time out. Restart. Okay, look. At least say hi, how are you? Okay. Okay, ready?

Okay. All right, back over to the drive-thew and do it again. All right. Okay. Drive-thru. It's only worked at 2 a.m. Beep for real. Ready?

Beep. What up, Taco Bell, bitch. Give me a double-stack taco. Make that two of them. And a Baja. Blessed. La. Double stat taco.

I'll take 90. 90. Dad, can I have a meal? No. No. What do I mean? Top taco meal. No, don't play this at a drive-thru, but they're poor.

They're just poor like people. Yeah, okay. Pour in what regard? Oh my God. I can't even save you on that one. Oh, my God. Bro. What?

Dude, this guy put on in like shades and like a hat. Who is this guy? Hey, wait, unmask yourself. I didn't mean like they're poor financially. They'd be like, those poor people. I don't fuck with it. That's what I meant to say. Well, it just so happens to be after I said 99, can'tina soft chicken tacos for $3 apiece.

So if you're sitting there. Oh, okay, it's clicking now. Oh, yes. You said, don't do this. They're poor. I mean, don't like, fuck. with us poor people like leave them alone all three of us all man oh man you should do a political campaign and you should just

I mean don't do it because we learned from the break calls not to fuck with these people because they already like have a shitty time like that was man with this horrible like the way of the treated communication oh man okay that was really funny thanks for clearing that up Sorry, guys. I didn't mean like money-wise. Epic prank over. No more Taco Bell. Holy shit. Dude, the only out we had in that was who is this guy?

Who's this messed up guy? That's not yummy. Yeah, actually, who is this? No, it's because right before I was saying, or right before we started this podcast, I was like, dude, you look like you're trying to act in. Like, you're trying to act like you're, like, normal. I'm a villain. Because you have this hat and, like, glasses on.

You love that hat. I'm a villain. Rob just trying to, like, wear something different, like, every day. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you want to hear my 10, my 10-year plan? My three-year plan? Wait, one second, Isaac. Wait, you went from 10 year to three years.

I know, I'd change it up because I don't think I can go. He can go. What? Did you hear me, Seth? I didn't know. I don't want to wear something different, all the, forever. He said he wants to wear something different every day. Why?

Costume. He looks pretty cool. I'm cosplaying on life. Cossed on life. Look at me, I'm a villain. Hell yeah. Why did you try to make me hear that? I just think it's funny because it's like, that's what we're supposed to do every day.

But, well, actually, that's what you're supposed to do, but Isaac doesn't. Isaac doesn't because he wears tanks every day Isaac where you were seeing with your plan All right What's your 10 your plan? Yesterday I was like Dude I'm gonna order like a butt ton of hats

And order a butt ton of hats I did I ordered The most The strangest things ever I have a really tall top hat Like I have one of those British guards hat The hats the fuzzy ones

Coming in I have one with the longest bill in the world I think it might touch that table Is it cool shirts? No just on eBay Etsy one of them's pre-owned pre-worn it's kind of gross I need to clean that they're actually ordering Taco Bell by the way they're ordering all the toppings

they're ordering all the sauces I'm sorry but like have you seen on customizable Taco Bell is on their fucking app on their app it's ridiculous I was like one third chicken one third rice and beans and one third potatoes instead of a cheesy gordita crunch do you want to do a steak cheesy gordita crunch with extra spicy ranch

sauce and double cheese it's like what the hell I know that's an option specific thing. I say yes. I say yes to all of it. If you're able to do that, I wonder if Taco Bell can eventually be like healthy. I thought these are ice cubes. Their meat is like horrible. Why? Did you like ice cubes on your taco?

What's so hard about just getting regular meat? What do you mean? Like just ground beef. That's not bad for you. I feel like. It's in a bag and they have to like heat it up and water. That's pretty gross. What do you think personal trainer? PT. What about what? PT Willie. What do you think if you were to be able to like maximize? customize

Taco Bell could you make it healthy? I think that yes Maybe maybe the chicken No I mean there's a lot of preservatives in it But I mean if you're gonna play the game Of what can

Okay look If you're comparing it to like other shit Only the beans Other poop and shit Yeah you can make it healthy You can do like chicken You can do a little bit of cheese If you want a little bit of flavor

Beans chicken You can do some black beans because black beans, they make you fart and they're good for your heart. I think hell of chicken. Nacho fries is also pretty good. Yeah, nacho fries is really good for you. Oh, yeah. With extra sour cream.

Yeah. And Chick-fil-A sauce, yeah. Sarah Bonero. Look, you could do guac, right? Because that's a healthy fat. You can scroll up for me real quick. Gallon and nacho cheese. A little bit tomato cheese, please.

Seasoned rice. Rice is always pretty chill. I like, I think something with seasoned rice, black beans, chicken, and maybe some of that. onions. But I'm going to be honest, if you're going to Taco Bell to eat healthy, I think you're looking in the wrong place. It is also equally true. If you're in a bind, though, you know, it's another wrong.

If you're in a bind, let's say that you're like a bodybuilder that really wants to make it, but you can only afford Taco Bell. I think you can make it work. But I also think there's other options like a $5 foot long. Dude, you're seeing those twins and that are like big bodybuilders. The Hodgins. Those guys are fucking funny. Dude, the hodge twins are so funny. The ones who go to the gym for like, I want to go get a donut.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, are we talking about the right people? I don't know. Because the Hodge twins are like content creators, but they are like, they look good. That's them. Yeah, they, they just eat whatever they want. Yeah, they do. They always, every time I see clips with them, they're always in the drive-thru ordering like fast food.

There's also, there's, there's, huge. There's like a clone of them, uh, the trend, trend twins. Oh, that might have been who I was sick. The trend twins are like two airheads. It's so fucking funny. They're like in the gym. Trend twins. Yeah.

They're in the gym and they're like, I kind of want, I kind of want, I hop. That might be who I'm thinking. That's definitely who I'm thinking. Oh, yeah. These guys are funny as hell, dude. Oh, dude, they could have done the funniest thing. They should have just inverted their tattoos and then they're looking in the mirror. Wait, what?

Are they that? Whoa. I mean, they're twins with like some of the same. Wait, they got the same tattoo? Same hair cut. Yeah, they're bringing it to the next level in terms of twins. But one of them looks way taller than the other. No, it's just saying he's in front.

Look at his torso. No, I think one of them is definitely shorter than the other one. Look at his torso. Okay. All right. Just a tiny bit. Okay, yeah. Isaac, are we twins?

Hell no, I don't think we are. Larry, me, and Larry are twins. Dude, I had twins at my school. Look, all right, raise your hand. Three, two, one. Wait, why? See? It's like a mirror.

It's a mirror. It is, yeah. When I'm looking that way. Yep. Yummy and grunk are twins. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It is true.

Grunk's older brother. I had, uh, there was twins in my school, and one of them was six foot two, and one of them was like five foot six. Were they boy girl? They were both boys. Oh, hell. twins and it looked nothing alike. Yeah, the other one sucked up all the nutrients.

Do you think the way you mate? Yeah, he was big and greedy baby. He was, yeah. Do you think the way you made- I hate those babies? Huh? The way you mate affects that? Mate?

Bro, what? Are you saying with that? Are you slash- Channel free? You know what you procreate. Are you F-R-R-E? Don't say it like that either. Just say pork, dude.

I'm creating a new tone indicator. Are you F-R right now? Are you slash F-F-R? Do you think the way you chub. Are you for real? Are you slosh a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-a. But girl Chichabba lady

IDK This podcast is all over the place Were there any Prominent events That how we could talk about Prominent Like oh my god Besides million dollar waters

I found out about a guy who climbs shit I was so cool I have a lot of clips from that What? You guys are so like mad at me For being interested I was mad at you. Dude, I was like,

guys, he's freaky-climing a 3,000 foot cliff and Groke was like, get off his dick, bro. He did not say it like that. He didn't say it like, though. How does it taste actually? I was like, you're hyper-fixated on this guy. Dude, he was free climbing at 3,000 foot fucking cliff. Like, is that not insane?

Yeah, me. Yeah, I mean, I would think it's cool, bro. Yes. I thought it was awesome. Because I've seen that guy climb. I was watching it with you. I was like, bro, this guy is the only person of all time ever in the entire history of man to do this thing and nobody else can do it. How is it on

it saying? You're going to let a dude with a button up tell you to stop sucking dick. Why did you put your shit? Yeah, why are you looking like that? Drug. Yeah, I don't know. I was it in Alex, something, Alex? I don't know. I don't know what he climbed. I forget. Alex Eibank? No,

not him, dude. He's not a trend twin. It was. Yeah, you're on him for a good minute, though. I have close to you. Yeah, there. Alex. Hano. We're watching. Oh, he's falling. He just click on some of these pictures and he has no safety rope. Yeah, he does free climbing.

Yeah, it's called free climbing. I'm sorry, go up. Click on that middle picture. No safety rope. Yeah, on that one. He jumped up for extra leverage. Oh, wow. On that one, he probably did.

Oh, wait, no, wait, go back. He actually did have no safety rope. He fell. No way. He fell and died. He fell. Oh, okay, never mind. I have an idea.

Let's make a free beat, but you know how those free beats they do like audio mania sample like randomly throughout the entire thing okay you guys start beatboxing and I'll think of the water tag I like to be the base I'm not gonna lie boom the group B

dude oh my bad I'll come in later grunk you gotta get on this boom boom boom boom boom I said you guys how I got pregnant.

The grill, beam. I got super pranked. What? I got super pranked yesterday. They said you got pregnant. You got pregnant. I got prank. Congratulations.

Did you get pranked? All right. So I was in college soup and like Blarge and McNasty. If we were like, I saw like a video of a steak and we were talking about like the cut of steak and everything. We were talking like pecna. We were talking about like flank steak and like, Blark was like, oh, that's like the pork belly of steak. And he was talking about like a cut of meat. And then soup was like, y'all ever had queer belly?

And I thought it was like a real cut of meat. He was like, yeah, it's real. And I looked it up. it was just a bunch of shirtless dude. He thought it was so funny that I looked at a queer belly and I was like that shirtless shirtless. He was laughing so hard. He looked at that queer belly.

He was like, dude, no way you thought that was real? What time was it and why did you think that was real? I'd believe it. I'd sound that faith. I'd believe it, dude. I believe it's in your belly. I'm going to look at up real quick. Well, it's just going to be exactly what I saw yesterday.

Yep What I saw yesterday Okay Google is so awesome No steak I was expecting to see a bunch of steak Nope Don't you guys think Google is awesome for that I think it's so dope dude

I think Google's magical Like how does it even work They just look up keywords like that That's crazy people are so smart People are so smart Can we look at people are awesome comps Dude Wait hang on

No I love to change the Whamwa She's like jumping across a huge close I always like the gamers are awesome gamers are awesome They're in league And they're like killing three guys

But there's nothing happening Someone gets like a pentacle and they do a face-rock It's always like Battlefield 4 clips of like Jet hopping and jet hopping and Oh yeah yeah that was the coolest They shoot another one and blow it up and they get back into the jet I remember when that clip went viral When it first happened

And then I remember that next battlefield or whatever Where they included it in the trailer Yeah They baited everybody and made the worst game So, Carter. Apparently it's good now. Battlefield 3 and Battlefield 4 are the best Battlefields. I'm going to say it.

Battlefield 1 was really good as well. I love Battlefield 3. I hate the trend of releasing games that are just bad and then fixing it later. Like, just release a good game. Bro, even Tesla did that with the cyber truck. Oh, yeah, we're going to release this and then there's an update coming up later on.

Like, who the fuck us to update their car? Why is that... What the fuck? Why is it the norm now? Because I think it's so they get money so they can do the update. But still, it's just like, come all. Are they not? getting fucking money already.

I think it's because of how fast-paced the market of everything is. Like, you have to be able to compete on a certain timeline to keep up with like... I thought the whole point of like pre-orders where you get the money from. Also, some companies have to hit quarterly quotas that investors are interested in seeing in order to keep

those investors interested. Investors are a blessing, but they're also... They're a curse. It's a double-edgedged server. You know, Grunk let me translate. It's a greed perk and crab champions. That's when investors are. That was such a niche reference, bro. I understood that.

Retweet and like if you understood that. That was Nietzsche. Nietzsche. That was Nietzsche's fuck. I want to go to a Palatidia. I want to go to a Palatidia. Are you guys referencing when that person found out how niche was pronounced by English people? I was not referencing.

Did they say niche? No, he said Nietzsche. I don't like that. I said niche. I said niche. Nitch just makes sense to me. Nitch just sounds like there should be a T-C-H and there's not. Nitch.

Mitch is literally just N-I-C-H like the four first letters of my name. Think about this. Think about Kish. Yeah. Same last three letters. Yep.

Spell Kish for me. Q-U-I-C-H-E. I thought it was K. Bro, what? Are you serious? Wait. Quiche or Kish? What?

I'm pretty sure. What is it, right? Q-U-I? K-U-I-C-H-E. Spell Kine-H-E? K-H-E. Yeah, that's Kew-K-N-O-N-H-H-E. Quino-O-O.

Kiche is horrible. I hate it. I love Kish. Like, you've never had good Kish. Like a smelly, stinky egg and then like out of the green, like, gross-up. You ever have, you ever have, uh, tuna tartar? No. Tuna Tartar.

I've had beef tartar. I don't like tuna. I hate beef tartar. Why? Because the texture of raw meat is weird, bro. That's the same as raw tuna. You like raw meat, bro? Oh my God.

What is this? Especially when it's wet. Yeah, I do wet meat. This looks like cat food. Do you love raw meat, dude? Is that beef tartar? No, this is tuna. We've all had this.

Dude, tuna, tuna. Tuna tartar is really good. I love beef tartar. It's just raw. It's good. So is the tuna. Yeah, but tuna's like better than fit. It would be meat.

No. It's the same. No. Maybe it's healthier for you, but like it does not taste as good. Maybe it on toast? Bread. Guys, I got a fart really bad. Just do it.

No, I can't do it on. Let the audio listeners. Liar, don't even cut it out. Keep it all in it. No. Just do it. I feel like, all right, I'll be real. I feel like if I let it out,

I don't consent. Some more is going to come out. Okay, that's the situation I know right now How dangerous What scale are we at right now? Yeah, what have you ate? What's in you right now? Just caffeine.

No, the scale Oh, well also What materials do you instruct us fart? I'm at a level six right now I think you can let that go and it won't be a problem I can't Then go shit Then go shit

You're like a six year old right now You're shitting yourself! I can't I have to go now I'm gonna wait like five more minutes. Why, it's gonna get worse. He's putting it on hold on. He's gotta take a call.

It's not, it's knocking right now. Making the poop away actually is a crazy meta. It's like, Grum. Meta? You said you couldn't do anything but have horrible poops for a year. It's the forgotten meta. You know what?

My mom says, if you have to fart, just let it out. It doesn't matter. Who cares? You're gonna die anyways. I was like, oh my god, stoic mom.

That's like the greatest excuse to do anything in life. It cares. You're gonna die anyways. I was like, I was like, my stomach hurts. Like, why? I was like, I didn't want to fart in class. He's like, who cares?

Just far, let it out. And she's like, you're gonna die anyway. Can she say it in Spanish, though? No, she actually didn't say that. She didn't say you're gonna die. She did say when you need a fart, or else you're gonna. Can you pretend that your mom

and say it in Spanish for me one time? Echete a um pedo. Echete a um per die. I feel like I'm with your mom right now. Verdod. Verdod. I love. Oh, I made the, uh,

I said I wanted to go to a palace. Theria because that drink. It's a little little popsicle ice cream little like Mexican shop. Oh. And then I made that Borna. Borna. Borna.

Borna. I made that. I made that banana. I made that banana. I can make a sandwichalina. Banana or chata. Lo-key a little bit. Larry said he liked it.

It had a banana tin, but it was like a horchata. Yeah. Very, very nice. Just less cinnamon-y. Yeah, definitely. Did you try it, right? It was good. I also liked when you baked the bananas

and they were also. Yeah, that we learn a new method. Folks at home, if you know, just look it up how to make it. Also, you should try to making Arroskoneche, which is just like an extra layer of making it cold so it's a little more stiff, you know?

Add some rice, at some rice to it, and then you got a little spur. The pudding? It's like more, yeah. Yeah. It was really good. You know how I know it was really good? Flies went into my drink.

That's how you know. That's not a bad indication. Flies, fuck with it. Yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah, flies like sugar, so they were sugar in it. Yeah, it was good I liked it until the flies went in it What about a bee?

A bee in my juice Woo What's it called? What is the Russian mommy milky drink? Russian White Russian White Russian? White Russian

I had a white Russian And there were a yellow jacket Went in it Bam Duh Yes, yes Wait A king pin

Lairia There are probably videos around On TikTok If you look up like Bees Bees drink Bees drink Mexico Or bees drink

What? Bees drinks I don't know Did you ever have bees when you went to Mexico? Do we have bees? Did you have bees? Plenty. Like a lot more than you?

Look up bees in my damn drink. There's a lot more mosquitoes. What? What did you want me to look up? I don't know. Some about bees. Bees. Dude.

Oh, that's why I hated Georgia. The gnats and the mosquito. Bro, Nats would fly in your nose and your eyes. Oh, no. Nah. Rain your nose? In your nose and your eyes.

I'm not even kidding. Like, it's awful. Wait, what? If you're like near any body of water down in South Georgia. The swamp? Are those the ones that are like really hard to see? Yeah, you talk about that?

Nets. Oh yeah, nats are horrible They don't make any noise They just fly everywhere Yeah, we call them noceums in Washington Did you guys hear about the cicada thing Did we talk about that on the last podcast? No, no, we did not

How there's two different breeds of cicadas That have like a breeding cycle of like different years Like 17 and 13 And for the first time since it's like 1806 They're falling on the same year this year And there's gonna be like over a trillion Cicadas in the US Yeah, that's perfect for us protein

We can eat It's on God On God, on God, true On God, yeah Yeah, let's go vlog it. Let's just go like have the worst bit rate ever be like, we're here in the cicada storm. We can't see anything.

Dude, I saw a mantis versus a lizard on a video. Oh, it kicked its ass. Dude, it beat the shit out of it. I saw that too. Yeah, I was like, it stopped. The mantis stopped the lizard with his claws and it was like, it was like, just sort of biting its neck.

No way. Yeah, dude. Mantis are strong as hell. Like, ripped its head off and everything. Is it still a fine? Like, could you still get in trouble for killing a praying mantis? I like so. fine.

Is that a rule? It's, yeah. So I think it's up, that has to be like, Are they in danger? Not look it up, yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up. Can I kill a praying mantis, legal? They were chilling where I lived.

I mean, I think we should kill them if they're killing lizards like that and they're going to kill us next. Oh, it's because they're probably endangered. They are. Hey. What? Wait, so I saw when it was like rare like a Pokemon when I was a kid? It is right.

They are rare. I never see them. They're not insanely rare, but they are sort of rare. I had a pet one that I brought in because he was a baby. Where are they, we're most likely to spawn? What's their spawn rate at? I feel like southeast and U.S., there's a lot of them. Yeah, there's got to be like chunks. It's always like a slime chunk. Look up praying mantis, uh, map or something.

Go poop, man, go poop, man. Yeah, it's actually bad guys. What is the fine for killing a praying mantis? I knew it was on northeast. Come on, bro. That's why I can't find him. It's all over the United States. What are you talking about? What is major northeat? He said north. There's like nothing. That's major northeat. It's major south, bro. Yeah, it's like, it's like, It's a damn hand.

They're everywhere, Isaac. They're just on the coast. But they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, but they're where water is. For the most part. All right, dude. I'm done. Do that one dot

all the way up there. North Dakota got it, baby. They got it. They got one. There's one big one. They found one they fucking preyed.

You said, this is the great. Bro, have you guys ever seen banana spiders? Yeah. They're cool. Yeah.

So they were all over where I lived in South Georgia, bro, every fucking wear. They're dangerous, though. I don't think they are. I think that's a misconception. I thought the banana spiders are the ones that, like, when they bite you, you get really hard.

Like your penis? Yes. What? No, look up banana spider. Banana spider? Is either that or a freak? It's a slang. It's a slang.

Banana spider. No, that's not the same one. Wait, uh, the second one. Yeah, that's the same one. It's like a yellow jacket spider. So, dude, these? Or beaweaver. So we used to ride on a golf cart through these trails in my friend's house,

and they make their webs like 10 feet in the air from tree to tree, like 15 feet across, and they just live in them. And one was like a little bit lower because we went through like an area where we usually don't go through. And we drove straight through a fucking huge web on the golf cart. And we were like freaking out to like check ourselves to make sure there's no spider. And we had, we rode like, you know, for another like 20 minutes and we get home. and I literally see it

on the ground right outside their house so it was on the golf cart the whole time and we had no idea. Are they quite poisonous? I don't think so. Banana spiders are one of the most venomous spiders in the world. What?

It can be found in Central and South American rainforests. Different spiders. Not considered highly venomous or dangerous to humans. Yeah, different spiders. Okay, well then... There's like several different bananas I was seeing on that banana spider picture.

Well, I knew about the different banana spider known from... Oh, come on, bro. Araknafoam! It gives you a beautiful. donor. It does. It gives you a boner. I gotta tell you guys, I thought that they were venomous at the time, and I stomped on it as hard as I could.

That's okay. I would have done the same thing. Better safe than sorry. And it hurt my whole, like, I have never stomped so hard on my entire life that I felt my bone, like, reverberate all the way up to my... Jesus Christ, it's hate. Dude, it hurts so bad when I stomped on it. You put a... You know, like, you put a...

You know, like, you hit, like, a baseball, like really hard at the bad, you feel it, like... Oh, it hurts, and you're like... That's what I felt, like, through my bone in my leg. Oh, my gosh. Jesus fucking Christ That was his last hurrah Before he got crushed The death

I couldn't bro They're freaky They're so freaky That's just extra hate bro I've walking up to a spider next to me And I felt really Really nice I did Because I was like

I was not freaking out And I was like I just gotta like Take it outside I think I had watched Like a bunch of really like You know like Spiders are the most nicest thing

They do this for you And yeah So I was like All right They're gonna be a little chill So I just put it like On a piece of paper And the lid outside

Was it tiny? or kind of? It was tiny. I remember a big thing. A little guy. I had saved this big ass bumblebee. I named it. I don't remember what.

And I put it inside a Playmobile ship. Did you put up a Playmobile pirate ship? Did you put a string on it? No, because he was injured horribly. That'd be a what? Playmobile pirate ship. So imagine being a little bumblebee living on this is. Oh, that's late.

That's the best life ever. He was having a great time. But he, then he bit me and then passed away immediately. Actually like, oh, he stung you? They didn't sting me. He bit me because they don't sting. Bumbies. What?

What? Yes, they do. Yes, they do. And then die. No, no, no. Are we thinking about, it's the big fuzzy one? This is a fuzzy butt. Yeah, dude.

That's why it died because it stinger. It dies because it dies. Bumblebee, you get Bs in a car. You have a yellow Camaro, a fucking transformer and a B. It looked like that one. Did that bite you? Go back. Go back.

That Camero? Did that camero bite you? Did that bite you? This bit stinks, guys. Well, it's not our fault. Bubblebee and Transformers ruined their search results. Those.

Those are those things. I'm sorry that, I'm sorry that that bit you. It's a traumatic thing, dude. I don't even want to talk about it. Honestly. No, it bit him, dude. It bit him.

Validate Isaac. It bit him. It's okay. No, we need to keep them. He needs to learn. All right. Well, they sting and die.

That's like the whole thing. Yeah. Did you not watch bees when his friend stung his friend and he had to get like the fake little sword like, you know, what I'm talking about?

The toothpick? The sword that he tied. to his butt. It didn't sting me. I know that much. It stung you. Something happened. It was not stung. It did not just have fangs. I don't know. Does it have a little teeth or not? Am I tripping? No. They don't bite humans. I don't even think... I've never been stung, so I don't even know.

Maybe it was a kiss of love before passing away, guys. Don't, but we hate in all much shit. It just sounds really coincidental that when... Wait, wait, wait. It bit you. It bit me that it died. Yeah, no, it didn't... But like, they stink and they die. Yeah, I know. I know. How it looked, I was like, surely stung me. But I went looking and there was absolutely. no reaction. It was just a tiny...

It was not like a sting. Well, you're not allergic if there's no reaction. Oh, yeah. Are you allergic? I don't know. I've never been stung. I've been stung. Yellow jackets. I was like a kid in her bad. Wait. Wait. How do you know it didn't hump you? It might have... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh.

People are gonna hate that. Dude, that is the worst thing you have ever done. Do not do that to me. I'm kind of curious. Bubblebee sound. What? Surely you had a B up there near Washington once. Well, I don't, I never been staying, so I don't know if I'm allergic or not. Damn.

I could die or I could not die. Are you allergic? No, I've been stung by so many things. I have you guys have been stung. I've been stung a shit ton. Dirt dober. What the hell's that? They literally...

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I will shadow box. Have you heard of a dirt dauber? No. They live in the ground. They live in the dirt, and they're black, and they, like, circle the ground really, really bad. Yeah. Oh, those suck!

This one hurts. This one hurts. They're scary looking. I thought this was a paper wasp. It is a paper wasp. It's like a probably a type of, yeah. Yeah, look it. It's just a different name.

Yummish from Georgia. Aw. Do you call them, do you call them buzzards? No. Oh, the Voltters? Yeah, Voltres. Yeah, Vultures. I used to, yeah.

Buzzards, yeah. See, it's a Georgia thing. You've never heard that saying that devil beating his wife. I don't, I don't know. Would you call it a receipt or a ticket? Oh, a receipt. Would you call it a,

buggy or a shopping cart? Is it through the fire flames or in the fire flames? People say buggy down there a lot. Yeah. Look that out. In the southern United States a sun shower is said to occur when the devil is beating his wife. Shows are so fucking cool, bro. That's like my favorite thing.

Completely sunny, like perfect, beautiful, 80 degree weather. It's just raining. I call that I call that monkey shower. I don't know why. That's how Is that a monkey? Like the devil. It's like a dust storm. I'm going to call it a monkey shower. was literally just going in hand.

It's a monkey fart. All the way across you guys. No, but like literally I got, I've been to some like was. Dirt Dauber. Yellow jacket. Yellow jacket was the worst. Yellow jacket hurt a lot, but that, the whatever dirt dabbarder thing you said, paper wasp, those hurt so bad.

I don't think I've ever been stung by it. I've been stung by a hornet. Yeah, I got that hornet. Oh, look, he made the pot. So bad. We should get, we should get stung by bulletin. It got in the car. It got in the car and was sitting on like, like, just.

in the chair and I sat down and I was waiting for my parents to get in the car and I felt a damn prick on my back and I turned around and there's a wasp like Yeah There's like they're huge It's literally like

It's orange I've never been attacked by one I get I screamed at the top of my lungs Look up, look up hornet Because like a hornet to wasp Just so we could get a nice like ratio of how big

This thing is Yeah Hornet The Cicator killer The Cicada killer Those are too horridor. I've seen. What's a cicada killer? I honestly, it's just a big, big bug.

Look up, um, horrible bee. Look up cow killer. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Cow killers were all, oh.

Whoa. These were all over, uh, Georgia. They're so furry. And they are into fucking structable. I, bro, you could step on them a million times and they will not even care. Dude, I always feel like it's the ridges and in the shoes that they get like right in Between luckily, I swear to God. So I'm like, okay, who was like a really flat side of the shoot?

Just though it has to be impossible. Like, I don't know, they squish and then they just bounce back up or what? Look up like stepping on a, stepping on a calculator. Dude, I have never seen this ever. This looks like a rare, like, elite skin for a bumblebee that I just never had as a kid. I never unlocked that. Or like stomping. I was around these all the time when I was a kid and I'll try to kill them and they just wouldn't die.

And I didn't know if it stung me. It would have been the worst pain that I never felt ever. Ever in your life. Coyote Peterson I mean if Coyote Peterson's doing it on his video channels, bro. Yeah, that guy's got just insane pain tolerance. I don't know how he does it.

What's like another, wait, what? What's it called? Go, go, go out, go out. Hasn't. Wait, what? Oh, Velvet Ant? Yeah, it's the same thing. Oh.

Hasn't there been a guy who's done the same thing that Coyote did? Yeah, he just didn't mean. Yeah, he's like, cool, he's like, after the record, he's like, ah! That's things. Oh, shit.

What's another B name? Coyote, playing it up. Well, no B, but... I heard Coyote is playing it up there. There's an executioner wasp that actually looks so sick, I think. The sting. Executioner was. Oh, I think it's dangerous, bro.

The damn... Oh, that's the guy right there. Yeah, bottom right. Yep, the guy doesn't give a single shit when you're getting stung by anything. That's the guy who got stung and he was like, yeah, I guess that kind of hurts. It kind of hurts. Can we just watch real quick? No, wait, hold on.

He's like, what would want that to happen? It looks like blue steel And I think it's like the hawk wasp or something It's like hawkwops Maybe Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah They look crazy Those things look evil as shit

Fortunately we don't live in places where these are at, right? I'm pretty sure that's in Arizona There's so many dangerous things in the desert You know what I feel like it is? I feel like the harder it is to survive in the climate The more like dangerous things you're getting in there's like It's a higher ELO because it's harder Yeah, they like evolved to be like horribly evil

Because you can only live there if you're evil and horrible Are you seeing in higher climate In like in like horrors to survive climates Like the desert It's like so dry and arid And there's like not a lot of like things All right, let's rank biomes then What would you rank like um

What do you mean like The desert for example What rank would that be? Would you have to be like diamond Or Grand Master you think like? I think like the high diamond High diamond What is that? I think

Antarctica, can we agree? Antarctica is just top 500. Are you in love with me? What are you doing? I'm not touching you. Like the taiga, like the, yeah, I don't matter. The champ. Why do you make things weird, man?

Why can't I just relax? Okay, watch this. Are you in love with me? I'm like relaxing. That's not what he was doing. I didn't do that. I was leaning, if anything, I'm leaning to Larry. Hey, bro, we can share him, bro.

Hey, bro. He's mine now. Anyway, all right, biomes. Rainforest, 100% top 500. Rainforest, yes. Rainforest, like everyone's there. That's like... No, dude, it's scary.

Dude, I mean, Amazon Rainforest. Have you seen naked in a frame? No one survives. They don't die, but... Humans. Humans. Not bugs and animals. Oh, for humans. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. What do you think we were talking about? I thought he was talking about... I thought you were talking about... Yeah, I thought it was... So, Tau-500 rainforest, temperate forest, I'd say probably like high GM. Taiga?

Taiga. That's like coldish kind of, right? Tiga. That's where lynxes are. bronze desert no tiger tiger bro tyga's like probably up there in diamond

you're not surviving it like are you saying like dropped in with no resources and you just have to survive bro do you know what the tiger is I guess no I don't survive fresh water it's like permafrost yeah it's like yeah it's like yeah it's like grand master my masters look up links after this because they're so cool dude I love links they're in the tiger wait wait wait wait wait

after after okay uh desert top of hundred we were talking about that grasslands probably around like I don't think desert 500 bro. I think like gold, middle of gold Savannah. You're not surviving in the desert. Savannah's high plat. Like there are you are going way too fast. Nope. I'm telling you. Yeah. Desert is

desert is not top 500. Why? Desert's not even ranked. There's no resources. Desert is a community map, Isaac, dude. Okay, fine. It can be a workshop map. That's fine. All right. Desert, I think desert's diamond. I think it's pretty, I think it's like, I mean, what? It depends, it depends

where yet. It's surviving there. It's challenging to live there. but it's not like... Impossible. Are we... Do we have resources or do we have to get resources on our own? Like, is that the game?

You have resources? You have an inventory? Who we're talking... You have resources. But like, even if you had resources in these places, you're still fucked. Like, straight up. You have to be good at surviving.

In the desert. I lived in a temperate rainforest. What's a temperate rainforest? Yeah, I live underwater. Fuck it. I don't care. I'm not in... Washington's all a temperate rainforest.

What is that? That's all your high GM to me? I'm looking at over there. Yeah, it's just... I'm actually good thing. Temperate it. Yeah. That's why a lot of the trees in Washington

They're evergreen Yeah, see, that's easy as shit, bro It's like, that's literally twilight, bro Yeah, this is... That is Washington. Look up Lynx. What is Link's an animal With a big foot, L-Y-N-X

He's got a big feet, he lives in the tiger Yes, he's big feet Yeah, they're a big face Like, look at their face Look at Link's feet Not to be weird or anything Yeah, you're weird. Do not look up the hair

Wait, look at a huge feet Wait, I love, I love, there's this one car I love, can you just add it to her? Wait, yeah, I got you. Wait, look at that one where he's like, like, mid stride. Sorry, it's like below. Okay, never mind.

Dude, what is your actual issue? Why would you do that? Why is everything hidden on the screen? Well, okay. It's a good thing. Everything is in yummy. Yummy, buddy. When someone types in R34 after anything on the internet,

usually poor. Usually it means there's a second one in the second row. I can't read R34. I can't read the screen. Dude, that's so funny, the entire clip. A second one on the second. I'm glad. It was all censored.

Look at his big feet, dude. He has big feet, though. He does. Those are some big feet. They're so cute. All right, we got to go back for a second. It looks swollen. We got to keep on rating.

We got to keep on rating. Okay, well, clearly this game is... Would you have a better proposition for a game? Oh my God, look at the least. I like Tick Tick Tick Takedo. Well, it's bottom left over there. Yeah.

All right, Tundra. We're fucked. Tundra, you're fucked. Freshwater. Fresh water is easy. Fresh water is easily like bronze. All right.

Yeah. The marine. The Marines like, let's, I'm living underwater. I don't think about any more. I'm not heard of. Take a,

dude. Dude, I don't fuck with the ocean. I'm not going to lie. No. The ocean is so sick. All right, here's a question.

It's scary. It's scary. It's scary. And this is real. Okay. You have three options. Ranked him. Dropped in an ocean.

You don't know how far you are from land. Okay. Dropped in a big ass swamp right in the middle. Oh, fudge that. Drop in the middle of like Amazon rainforest, like Amazon River, right in the middle. Ocean.

I'd rather fucking die. Ocean. I'd actually rather. Amazon River. Amazon River Tarzan. Right in the middle of a swamp. I want to go ocean. I feel like I would communicate with the animal somehow.

Right in the middle of a swamp, right? Like a crocodile alligator infested swamp. Yep. The worst ones are like those little like things that crawl up your penis. Ooh! Did you know about that? I would, well, thank you for just ruining my entire. I was like,

call her in? No, don't look that out. The penis crawler was. Not looking at it. I just scrolled up. A penis crawler was. Yeah,

don't look that up. No, don't add R34 either. This guy, dude, there's a guy who survived in the ocean for like, I'm pretty sure weeks.

He would like, he'd scuba gear on, but he was like strained and he'd float on his back and then he'd like put it on, like swim to the bottom, like grab a lobster and like eat it raw.

Really? Oh, fuck. And it float on his back. Oh, there was a video that I just saw of a guy that survived like, Ray William Johnson.

Yeah, you saw that video from We were, yeah, yep, yep. 430 days. Yep, that me up. What? There you. He was found out. Yeah, he came up to an ocean. So what happened was he was out on a fishing trip with an experienced guy.

They ended up getting, I think, what was it, like 11,500 pounds? They found 1100 pounds of fish. They got 1100 pounds of fish and they were going to return back, but a big storm was coming. And then their engine for the motor for their boat crashed and crashed down. And a big storm. Yeah, and the big storm was. and their boat was starting to sink. Throwing everything. They were surviving. They survived for around two or three months

based on like, got a fish. Biden and eating it. Rainwater for drinking. But his buddy passed away. His buddy did not want to eat anymore. He ended up dying. He said, hey, can you tell my mom this one message that I'm not going to tell you? I can't. Only for my mom. Yeah. Ray William Johnson didn't know the message. Yeah, no. Because it was only for his guy's mom. Right. But yeah, anyways, the guy ended up going on living.

Uh, for 400 something days. Who found him? How was he found? So he drifts, uh, 6,000 miles away. No way. Yeah. Yeah. He lands in like, Africa.

Six thousand miles? It was like Mexico to like Africa somewhere in Congo. No, no, no. It was, he went left. He went left almost towards Japan area. Or like out near like Hawaii area, like past that area. Oh, you're right. It was an island.

It was an island though. Yeah, it was an island. Remote or there was people living on it? There was someone living there. Wow. He like, like, went to, he swam to the island and then he was like crawling on the shore. He was like naked. He had a knife and there were these two people that were sitting there and they like saw him.

Oh my chance. Yeah. Yeah. They helped him out. Completely by chance. Dude, what's crazy is that if you're missing for like 48 hours, you're pretty much like, like you're dead. That's crazy how they just give up. They give up after like a week. They said that in the video. They said they sent out two people to go find them, but after two days they gave up. Wow. They just assumed the ocean. Because the ocean is like, like I can't really be angry in it because it's just,

wasting resources that could be used for people that are definitely alive versus maybe alive. So it's like it makes sense and sad. Like the submarine shit, remember? Yeah, you have to give up on that eventually. And that's unfortunate. How long do they last on that one? They last in a while because I think it was just like such a big story. They needed to like that resolution.

I saw a picture yesterday where it said the submarine has one hour left of oxygen. Wait, what? Oh, wait, no, I didn't even be like, do the submarine officially lost all oxygen. There is definitely no way By now They could have survived Oh No but it was like the pictures

At the time where there was a countdown For it and so I posted like yesterday Like The submarine officially Has one hour left of oxygen Yeah if you're in the comments They're just like okay For sure now

There's absolutely no chance Right like there's no way they can come out Yeah live Did they? No They all live glitched to a pulp. The pressure was so bad, it was like,

there's a movie about them now. Really? Everything literally imploded into itself. I'm lying, grung. I wonder if it happens in like an instant. It is. It literally is quicker than your brain could process pain. It was like 0.001 seconds they imploded.

Me and Grunk are an astronaut right now, and we just got to the core of the planet. And we didn't feel that, so. You guys didn't see the simulation of it happen? I saw it. It was really bad. Dude, it was like, I think I did.

But I forgot about it. I mean, I'm glad it happened fast and it wasn't slowly excruciating. Wow, you're insensitive, dude. You glad it happened? Oh, if it was an inevitable, inedible, inedible? I'm hungry. Inevitable thing? Then, yeah, I'm glad it happened quick.

I mean, I'm glad it happened quick for them too, man. Dude, you're effed off. Yo, get me away from the serial killer, though. Why is sitting like that? Because, bro, you were being hell of suss right now, bro. I'm not there with it. Maybe a little bit. Oh, we have to talk about where we went to the other night.

Remember? We met up with Yummy. Yummy invited us to go out. Where'd we go, Yami? Yep. Well, I was out. Met my good friend, Uzi. Mm-hmm.

Sawbolling in. Little Uzi. We went, we got some food, then we went bowling. And then we did arcade games. Mm-hmm. And guess what we fucking won, bro? Do we want a lot of stuff, actually? Let's go through the night.

So I did Big Bass Pro the entire night. Okay. And I got 4,000 tickets. Look, Yummy, how much did you pull it onto your card? $75 worth? Yeah. So Yummy, did you ever reload? Yep.

Did you ever reload? Yeah. How many? More. $75? No, 150. So Yummy spent $150. And he didn't go to any game aside from that giant wheel where you pull it down and it gives you tickets.

Oh, you're addicted to that thing. Yeah, but I got $4,000 tickets. Dude, I'm the reason that we got two brand new giant stuff to be. I mean, you were doing it to the point that you were... This is... P-O-V-Yummy. Yummy walks up to the one machine, taps it, walks to the next same exact machine, taps it and pushes both of them at the same time. It was like actually watching an addicted gambler,

like having two steak windows open at the same time gambling. Yeah. He's all nuts. And you'll spend, Isaac will spend $50 a clash of clans for this and get his 10 gyms in a stupid game, but I'll spend $150 at the arcade with my friends going out and actually having a good time. Squad Busters!

All right, well, this is what I will say. The night got pretty crazy. Because as Isaac was on his side quest to pretty much clear out the entire fucking crane game of Pac-Man. Yeah, how many did you get?

12? 14? Holy shit. 14 stuff animals from a claw machine. Dude. Yeah. As he was doing that on God, I cleaned them. Uzi and I, and, yummy sometimes would come over, right? I was just watching. Yeah. Uzi and I were trying, this is one game,

Grunk, you know those like big ADHD popping games were like, it's just a popping mat. What are this called? It's the rubber ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they had big ones. They had a big among us one.

Four feet. It was huge, dude. Massive Among Us. It was a big among us, baby. It was hanging by a strand. And the way the game worked is that you hold a button down and this giant little,

it's actually a really tiny blade. Giant little. A little A little blade goes all the way to the rope and you have to hit it just perfectly and it snips the I guess the rope the rope a little bit sort of snips you guys do it like

You basically gotta keep cutting it cutting it until it falls And he got it in like three cuts Or who's he got his like instantaneously And then he had that crazy cut again And I saw like the whole thing Yeah yeah they got two of them They restocked it after I'm like I'm in there I'm getting on my stupidest bullshit

It took like 30 minutes to restock it Yeah I think you're trying to mess with the machine so that you couldn't. He told me. He was like, I know what they're doing. I've seen this before. They're waiting this out. They're weighing this out. They're going to sit here and take their time. So, and hopefully we'll leave. Yeah. Which honestly isn't that bad of a theory. I'll give it to them. There was like six workers there trying to do it.

Yeah. There's a security officer. There's like, for an among us, popper. Yeah. The guy on the outside that like, yeah, he said there like, yeah, he said they're literally reading the label on the machine that I said, I don't know. It was something like about safety, but they were just reading it out trying to like kill time. Yeah. But we stood on our ground. We stood there and we were like,

waiting and waiting and waiting. And then I won a, I guess like a mermaid. Yeah. Is she a mermaid? Yeah, I won a mermaid and I traded it in and I got, dude, these things are expensive, by the way. You heard yummy, yummy tell you got like, what, 4,000 tickets?

Yeah. These things were worth like 10,000 tickets. I'm sorry, can we go and try and find how much it is online? Because I know it's for sale somewhere. 20 bucks. It has to be probably around 20 bucks. Among us, Popper.

Oh, that's the big. one. Is that it? No, that's too small. No, it starts with... That is too small. This is the small one, isn't it? Well, no, that's, that's small. That's big, but it's... Oh, there it is. There it is to the right. To the right. All the way right, right, right, right. Oh, yeah, that's about right. Oh, yeah,

that's it. $35. That thing is huge. I know, dude. That's it. Yeah, that's the one. I mean, yeah, we won $35, uh, like mats. Yeah. How much did you pull on your card? Um, Less and yummy

You don't want to say it Probably 125 bucks I did not recharge once $100,000 That's it Dude congratulations dude How much did you spend Clash Royale yesterday

Class Royal yesterday? Class Royal is zero How much you spent on Party Poppers Squad Busters? Squad Busters 9-999 Yo Grunk They had it irresistible

Whatever brunk Squad Busters. You download that game? Download squadbusters. What even is that? Oh, hold on. Oh, dude, you're growing up so fast. I've never heard of that once. Oh, man. It's a super sale game. It's from Clash of Clans. It's awesome. Can we talk about something

that they're doing that's absolutely evil? And I know companies are going to copy it and do exactly what they're doing. They are trend setters. The fucking battle pass, that is insane. What do you mean? It's not even the battle pass. It's like a, what is it? Like a weekly pass? It's like a something where, yeah, yeah. But it's not a battle pass. It's like a challenge pass, okay?

You pay money, right? An initial, like, let's say three bucks. Then you get that one item, and then you get a following tree of, like, three items, and it progressively gets better and better and better until the end. And you have to pay money along the way to re-up it. And you want to get, like, an epic chest. They didn't. They did not invent that.

I've seen it before. On my Goblin game, it's a very common thing. Goblin game. Yeah, it's a strategy that where you pay, like, $1.99, you get something that's already worth it, and then two extra shits for free. It says free, free! And they hide the last little price tag right under the little shadow you screen.

So you're like, pay, buy, buy, bye, oh, I clicked it. Oh, no, it's $2.99. What's another $2? Right? Boom. Bye, blah, blah. Oh, I did it. Whatever.

Because you literally go into it and it's like, mega epic chest. And then you literally have to, like, it's like $4 for the last three. You're like, I'm already this far. Baby goblins and it's like the worst. I'm already this far. I guess I'll pay for it.

And it's like, bro, it's evil. Yeah, it is. I've never seen anything like it until the goblin game. It's evil, let's do it. Buy a Big Mac for $2 and get a free fry. Also, get an extra toy, but if you spend $3, you can get a Coke and an extra toy.

If this podcast gets 10,000 likes, we're going to make a group game. And what's this game going to be? That's going to be like, uh, like, you start of the game and you go to us ass. We're doing a group game. What's it going to be? Grunk, what do you want to be? What character you want to be?

Um, a wizard. All right. What? That's the coolest one. That's the coolest one. Um, all right, I'll just be, I'll just be the, the good guy. What? Okay, let's make, uh, can I be the training? The group, the group, shh, the group, the group, tuba simulator.

What? Putty pie, we're coming for your, oh, okay, yeah, all right, P.O.V, you wake up at two in the morning afternoon, and then you go to the gym and you come home and you play Overwatch. That's, that's, that's, you never played Pewtypot tuba simulator? Yeah. Wow. That's, uh. Wake up and film with Edgar. Yeah.

Yeah. And my, uh, there's a barrel. I love. Oh. Oh. What? You didn't? I know about his game.

Did you watch him? Oh, this game is like Arturo. Bro, here's one of my greatest life achievements. It's actually not a life achievement. Arturo. Arturo. It's not a life achievement, but I watched PewDiePy before he had a million subs.

Me too. Back when he used to have the banners, custom amnesia banner. Yeah. Because YouTube allowed to and I was like on my phone and I was like, I don't know if I did or didn't. I can't recall.

You probably did. I just remember because he had like right under a mill and then like half a year later he had like 30 mil and I was like bro, what? Yeah, like what on earth just happened? Oh shit. Viewers at home are looking at more among us stories. That's a pretty good length.

Is that Chanel? What is that? Which one? This one? Yeah. No, that's the stand. Oh, what? I don't know what that.

Wait, what? There's so many fidget toys now, by the way, that are just random. Guys, I'll be really. I might urinate all over my pants if we don't wrap this up. Yeah, how are you looking on time right now? Damn, you're wearing gray sweatpants? Around 10 minutes, bro.

Yummy, you wearing... 10 minutes left? You wearing gray sweatpants? You're a slut, bro. What did I do? No long guy, it's time to wrap up, though. He's wearing gray sweatpants. He's slutty.

I'm playing this game. You have a problem. What the fuck? Why are we, why are we what? What is this? 9, 12 inches above the knee? Who's the slut? The heck?

You're a slot. This is 9 inches? Dude, if that's the 9 inches, I'm packing crazy. stand up you're in the great sweatpants to show it off don't stand out let's wrap up this podcast dude all right folks at home and folks driving and folks on plane and folks on the tech scene folks everywhere thank you for watching this episode of the group chat podcast episode 108s make sure to use code group for 10% ah and get lead now and get lean now and we're going to be headed off now Folks, have a beautiful day.

Take care. Don't die. Don't crash. Don't do anything bad. Bye. Love you. Bye.