The Group Chat - #109 - We Got a Cease & Desist

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

Well who would thought this would happen? Probably everyone watching us but crazy it happened now. Oh well. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

All right. Ladies and gentlemen, a few days ago, we received some unfortunate news. We got a cease and desist. We had a certain amount of time to take all lean, caffeine free and caffeine, off of GamerSups' website. We couldn't sell any more product. And so, yeah, we just couldn't sell any more lean. That's why it's been off GamerSubs for a few days.

But the good news is we rebranded Lean. and now we have this old guy in a pair of glasses with a mustache so legally we're allowed to sell again Who is that? I don't even know who that is.

I'm pretty sure it's my grandpa but we're legally allowed to sell this label. Hey Papa Blake Which is great. Papa Blake's looking He said Grandpa man That's all

Grandpathy Blake It's so crazy because I Yeah the artist went ham You went yeah Your grandpa looks great How'd they do that? Yeah. Well, they had to expedite it. Luckily, a lot of, like, the baseline art was there.

And, you know, it looks a lot like my grandpa. I can see it. I can see you and him. You even got your grandpa on his shirt, too, just an honor. I know we can see that. But, you know, it's going to grow the stash a little bit more. Yeah, wow. Exactly like that. But great news.

That's fantastic. That's fantastic. It's all back, baby. Was it really a matter of time, though? Yeah. Yeah. You know what? It was only a matter.

My head was a matter of time when. when we like got the FDA to be like, yeah, Lean's fine. And I was like, Lean's fine. So we're gonna go with it? Oh shit. Yeah, because they're like,

it's a, we were allowed to sell it with the name Lean because it was like street term. It's not like an actual truck. As long as there's no medical cross on it. Yeah. So we were fine. And once we crossed that bridge,

we low key just escaped with the original art. And then now we'll see how long we last with this one. But it's your grandpa. And it is my grandpa. It's your grandpa. Imagine we get like another one or it's like, you can't use a word of lean now. So we can just call it health potion with a plus so that it can break up on it.

It's just a health postin. Lean to scissure. We should go to scissorpe. Yeah, it would probably be scissor. Honest to God, it was only a matter of time. Dude, it took him so long. Yeah. I'm not really shocked.

You know, I don't know how long. I don't know how we were able to get away with it for as long as we did. What was this reaction you think when he's like? Have you seen this? Sir, your face is on his... Your faces on something people are selling. Awesome. No, that's not good.

Keep an eye on them. Wow. Wow. Wow, that's... That letter was crazy. Should we pull it up, by the way? I think we should. I think we should talk about it.

Because it's kind of a crazy-ass letter. I thought there's going to be a knock on my door. If we had one... Oh, my God! There it is. Ew. Oh, man. Just read it.

Okay. Hold is... Okay, so this is... Hey, guys. guys. I'm on my laptop here. We can't speak or show the contents anymore. So I'm just going to skip. Yeah, bye. Okay.

That was inaccurate. Dude, inaccurate. I saw him doing that yesterday. That's like pretty accurate. We were all there when he did that. I know. That's why we got the picture of him. Hey, so we're talking more about it.

And yeah, same deal. So they just, they hate the image of it. So like, what if? Because like, think about what time of year it is right now. What if it had to do with like the presidential? They said it has to. They said it in there. They said it does.

With election season coming in coming on running. Yeah. Yeah. Did you say coming in? It says it could be seen as detrimental to national security and public perception. Particularly reaching. Particularly during the upcoming election period. How?

Like what, dude, what president like or like imagine if Russia was like, look at this picture of Joe Biden. What is he doing? He's fucking drinking lean. Doing drugs. That's your president? Oh. Oh my god Could you imagine if they actually used like

The lean tub as a Like a fearmonger You know how presidents will be like Joe hates the country But I don't Oh like in a Trump I love the country Look at him drinking

The United States president What your president is doing drugs Does this look like a man who cares about kids and people No Look at him sipping on this scissure Are you kidding How muddy his cup is right now Your economy's going up

But your president's going down But yeah, Leans back So I saw a tweet a few days ago It was like a Hunter Biden's Ex-Girlfriend or something saying Like the first thing he'd do every morning when he woke up Is smoke crack

Oh And the first thing every Yeah and people were like Can a bro just have a routine in the morning? The first thing Biden did in every morning Was like drink lean Let a man smoke crack and drink lean Yeah Biden why are you so hard on us bro

Come on him Welcome brother's beautiful Welcome back lean and welcome back viewers to another episode of the group chat podcast um this is 109 you could have said 134 and i'd believe you yeah i'd 109 um make sure you use code group yep code group please 10% off your uh new lean your new pa blame can we give him a name what what's your grandpa's name uh billy i think it was so i had a grandpa bob oh my god me too no way The most common name in the world.

His name is actually Bob. Great Paul Bob on the top. Wait, wait, wait, wait, is it Bob or Robert? It was, I'm pretty sure it was Bob. It was Robert because Bob's for Robert. Bobby's Robert. Bob was an alcoholic and a gambling addict.

Amen. He's committed. He's committed. Amen, we should add chips. Like chips come behind him. Just gambling and lean. Dyes. He's flying out.

Every addiction. Instead of this, he's throwing like this and he dies. Like an angry. If I roll a 12, you die. Does a crack bite next thing? It's Grandpa Bob on the top of now. I like Grandpa Bob. Cool.

Grunk, what's been going on with you, man? Your word count last podcast was I think seven. Wait, grung. I spoke. Wait, what? Drunk, I'm going to say this. You look astonishing right now. Brough.

Do something to your hair, look at you? No. I had my hair just be getting longer. On God. Come on, son. You know. I don't even know how long I want my damn hair. You look like a bookworm.

A bookworm, I kind of do. It would be Shelby. I can be in there. I can be in those damn books. He doesn't. Someone named Schell. Yeah. I've been back home.

Dude, I'm moving into the new house that we are renting. Oh, in like a month or two, which is exciting. Huh? What are you taking up in that? Like,

all of it. Like, taking my whole setup. I'm taking my bed. What room are you moving into? Did you get the master? Please tell me. It's the biggest room.

Yeah, because you've got the most followers. Yeah. Amen. Because yes the most followers. And his next roommates is like 300. Yeah. And the next room has a Facebook.

It's really exciting stuff. Wait, did you guys decide based on like GPA? Who got... No, I think we just decided because actually all of us were content with like the rooms that we had just picked. Like there's no like contesting.

So it was like... It was cool. Dude, you should just contest a random room for no reason at all. Yeah, I'll cause drama. I'll spark some drama. Are you gonna do the pranks? You're gonna do firework?

pranks. You're going to do what kind of pranks? Yes. Yes. I'm going to throw firecrackers into their bedrooms while they're sleeping. Literally, I tried doing that you know the video where it's like, it's the trumpet's playing with the old old guy and like he's like, welcome to heaven,

my child. I tried, I tried, I tried playing that joke on Camden and like he was so pissed. He's like, dude. And, um, get off of me, man. Get away from me. Not a big, not a big prank and joyer. I'm noticing.

Wait. You notice, uh, you notice anything different about our setup so far. Yummy's got two big fat thingies on them. Yummy does have two fat big. Those things are called balls. Dude, I was about to say, yummy. Your balls like that?

One's like really love-sighted. It depends on the time of, like, when I wake up in the morning, for sure. You're like Nemo. Nemo with your balls, you know? Like his little, yeah. Look at him. Hey, cut that out.

Ew. You can't even see what he's doing. Don't even show him. Nobody put in the comments what I do. Ladies and gentlemen, Spotlights to Yummy. What you got going on? I have a YouTube's coming down.

June 18th at 3 p.m. Hey, can I see the small one real quick? Yeah, yeah, this is the one foot. You can buy him and then you get a chance to win the big guy. Let me see. It's like a pokey boss. Dude, they're really solid. Wait, can't get a big one.

No, you'll get it. If you win, it's one person can win and they'll match with me. We'll both be matching buddies. Wait. I'll win. Can we rig it? Ladies and gentlemen, this is by far one of the most squishy, clushies, aside from Isaacs.

It's like the same thing, right? Show his tongue. Show his tongue. Oh, show his tongue. Yeah, pull on it. Does it pull out? Yeah, you pull on it and get candy. No way.

That would be sick. You want to? Yeah, let me see it. There you go, buddy. But in other news, disregarding the U-2s for a second, we have a crazy story from last night. Well, really?

Can we talk about- Wait with that? Oh, man. Or do you want to go in with that now? I think we could go in with it, but we also did go camping. Oh, I want to mention. We've done a lot.

I want to mention some even earlier than that. Oh, man. Sooner than that. What happened? I'm sitting in this chair right. now. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I'm right here, by the way. Tanner decided to sacrifice his chair and Grunk. You want to know why? Take one random guess why. You smell bad. I stink. He might as well shit his pants. Yeah. I wish he had like an island. My, just like, so I worked out,

I guess I worked out harder than normal today because my butt is wet. You usually don't smell. Dude, we don't need to know that. Dude, he bent over? You usually don't know. What do you mean we don't need to know that? He bent over. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I take back my statement. I was looking for something. I put my hand on the couch and I feel instant like wet like, oh no. Dude. I was like Nick, are you sweating your ass? And he turns around and there's like marks of like sweat. If you bent over in the camera and there was like a big puddle

where don't act as if, don't act like you don't sweat. Dude, I get swamp ass but I admit it dude. I did it. I'm pretty sure every Wednesday, every Wednesday I'm like, do I smell there? You're like, no. No. No. You usually don't. And then today he's like, you're kind of smell. Yeah, today you smell. He'll like, he'll be like, dude, I think I smell bad.

Like, he'll just walk around that house. I smell. Yeah, he's like, you're like, you're bad or something. You'll like, look at him to me like, do I smell like really bad right now? I don't know if I mentioned this, but shout out to my mom for telling me that people will remember how you smell. They'll remember your bad breath. It's the first thing they remember. If you have bad breath, if you smell like shit, I remember, I hit puberty really early.

Cubey? I hit puberty. I hit puberty really early. Bro, I smell like an Italian sub at like age eight. Oh. Dude, I remember before I wore deodorant The first time I sweat, I was like, what is that horrible smell? It was me. It was your armpits?

It was an axe. Oh, no, wait. Was it ax? I didn't really wear X. Okay, wait, pause, because what was the first like cologne that you guys picked after finding out you stink? LaCost. I got it. A bottle that was this big, it was green. I used to wear my mom's perfume. Dude, it was so tiny. It was probably this big. Wait, Larry just said something.

I said I used to wear my mom's perfume. Aw. That didn't, I didn't, yeah. Dude, I had like, four. sisters and they all had like something that smells really good and they just gave me axe. I was like, ew, what the fuck? So I would sneak in the room and get perfume and actually just wear that. Dark Temptations.

Yes. It's the worst. What? Oh my God. Why would you like that? Dark temptation, dark temptation is perfect. I can't believe it. We have an axe defender. Isaac, you're 24, dude.

I have no, I'm 24. I don't fuck with X like that. But back when I did, Dark Temptation, that was the wave. It was it. It smells like bird chocolate on like a fucking bug ass. Dude, that was the one contributing smell that ruined the locker rooms in high school. Like, it was that axe.

It was horrible. Can I say something? They'd, like, run around. Okay. I said, guys, your classmates abused their acts. They did.

They did. They always did. It's not just his, everybody. Can I say something crazy? It's a very common thing. Maybe I didn't. I did not.

I'm sorry. Well, I was kind of privileged. My dad gave me his cologne. It was called Calvin Klein Obsession. Okay, bro. What? How old are you wearing Calvin? Yeah, how old?

Well, I'll tell you this much. It was a very strong cologne, and I used to spray at least six puffs on them. Ew. My God, bro. I never understood how cologne worked. Well, like what people are like, I just spray it like three times on my shirt. Yeah. Well, you know why they do that, right?

I do a classic too. It's like, it's in my blood. No, it's not, dude. It reacts to the warm spots. You got to, you got a pulse. Yeah. I want to spray it on my... Warm.

It removes like the top sin. Boop. Sprayed on my balls. Oh, so you just made fun of Isaac. Oh, you do that? I don't do. I don't do. I don't do that.

I spray. People do. And I touch. And then I... I just go on my neck nowadays, but back that. Actually, I go one, two, and behind the neck. And behind the neck.

So I have a trail. Behind the neck. Boy, you crazy. For a trail? It works. I mean, yeah, it works. I sprayed on my knees. I got a David Beckham.

Oh, dude. I had a David Beckham spray. Yeah, Cologne. I know why I could think of it. I got it at Christmas when I was like 15, and I still have it. It's in my room. And it's not, it's not even halfway. Wow.

See if you can sell that. I think I could. Hold on gamer tip for all the men out there, I guess boys. If you're like in high school, you need to smell good. because that's like op. If you stink like shit, no girl's gonna like you at all. Dude,

no one's gonna want to be around you, period. Most people now are on that. Like most kids in score are on that shit. Dude, that Jeremy Fragris guy changed the game for the young generation. Exactly, I was about to say. Dude, he was so cool. He was like,

citrus, sexy. I like when he dances. Bold? Yeah. He's like, I like how none of his clothes fit him. Dude, not to sound old, but like when I was a freshman,

nobody was on that wave of like wearing cologna. No. you were trying to smell good at all. Especially when you had first period gym, you just smell like shit. First period gym should be illegal. That is bad. Dude, dude, sucks.

I used to hate that. Like, I shower in the morning. Wait, you want me to get fucking grass today? Shut up. I hate him. Shut up. He's so mad. That pisses me on.

John Paul. That's what's called John Paul. I'm pronouncing. Gutier. Yeah. So that was the second one that I would wear. And that was because my dad would have it. Wait.

Was this the one with the body? Yep. Yeah. I was about to say with the ab. Oh, it looks like Iron Man. He actually has no arms. I don't know if you know that.

That's his actual body. Yeah. He has no arms? He has no arms. That's so straight. Wait, really? Yeah.

I don't buy that for one second. Pull him up. Pull him up. Look up. You know, Larry. Look up Gene. Wait, Larry, you need to show your screen. I can't see it.

Oh, I apologize. It's okay. Oh, Grunk, you're totally going to... Oh, never mind. I was also going to say really quick because like Lecost is like burned into my brain because that was my first clone that I got. It was also like just a brand new brand that I had learned about at the same time.

And we were watching War Dogs the other day. And he was like, what are those sunglasses? Let me buy those sunglasses. He was like, 100 bucks. He's like, no, no, alligator. He's like, yeah, it's fucking LeCost. I know, give me your sunglasses. I don't know.

I just thought that's funny. Give me though. That's why I wanted them. Ew, that makes me uncomfortable, man. Yeah, it's a fucking crocodile. What? You don't like. I don't like, like, he has a bulge.

Like, so unnecessary. He has a bulge. Dude, it's a damn, dude. Cologne. No, dude. You're just mad. you don't bolts like him. Yeah, look at that penis.

You're right, you're right, you're right. Look up Connor McGregor bold. You'll be like, what the fuck? You're as a cup. It's not a real ball. Whoa. Okay, yo, wait. Actually, I think I'm kind of stupid.

I don't think it's real. Good Lord. What? I don't think it's real. Dude. I thought that the original creator of this had no arms. Oh. That's stupid.

Like, who told you that? And why did you believe that? Dude, I thought you meant that the cologne bottle had no arms. I was like, yeah, it has no arms. Dude, look up. there's something about a guy that has no arms. I saw. He has no arms.

Yeah, like what? I see arms. There he is. Dude, all you need is a nose. He has he has hella arms. All you need is a nose. Oh, he's wearing the same shirt as the bottle. Look.

You're right. Yeah, right there. That one, right there. He must think he must think he coined the stripes shirt. No, the other one. He did coin it. He coined it for sure. He pattened that shirt.

That's a black bulge. Yeah. Nick is a bulge defund because his U-2's had a big bulge in his pants. Oh, yeah. So people thought it was a turret, dude. I did. Dude, why did you do that? It looks like a low.

A big turn in the front. Dude, I don't know why YouTube's allowed me to do that. I don't know why. Yeah, that's like, that was your idea. Okay, that was actually at a time when I didn't care about my brand identity and I just, I just really was obsessed with the fact that I had a physical something of my brand. That was like YouTube feeling like it was real. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I was so desperate to have something that was like real. That's why I tried chasing after merch and it was so shitty. That's why I had that one year. McWillies, bro. Try it. It's so much. But I was like, what do I even brand?

myself as... That'd be so dope to open up Mick Willys though. Yeah, no, we open... And you're sleeping on it. Slurpy. I have an announcement, actually. With Pappy Bob. I have an announcement. I have completely got rid of the old Birkenstocks. Oh! And I got them. I got new ones. Whoa!

Let's play a game. No footprint in them. And it's all brand new. Let's play a game. I think that it's going to take one and a half years for them to start looking like the other ones. Dude, I can already see footprints in them. Try like one and a half weeks. Try four hours. Look, you can see it's on. I know. I know. I know it's toe shape now.

You can... Let me see. It's like a dark spots. Oh my god. Well, dude, Tanner, and you like drag your heels. So like,

you do. That's why the whole heel was like ripping off on the other rod. Yeah, you're right. When I was buying these shoes, the guy saw my old Bergenstocks and he's like, dude,

you don't even have a heel on it. Yeah, I know. Because it was fought off. You're like, that's why I'm here, aren't I? Yeah, sell me a shoe, asshole.

Yeah, speaking of which, I actually saw a Birkenstock store right at the same. place that we went to go get camping gear, which segues us into... These things are the PNW treats. Everybody in the Pacific Northwest would be wearing these all day. Whoa, PNW.

The PNW. That's crazy. I've never heard that. Pacific Northwest. Pacific Northwest, PNW Melly. Wow. Y&W Melly. What's that?

Y&W Melly? No, I know that. I know who he is, but what is Y&W? Probably something we can't say. We have to see. Oh! Yeah. We can say that.

Young, new wave. It's Young New Wave. Oh, or or, or, yeah. All right, young new wave. Okay, it's a collective. Young new wave. Let's be a new wave. Oh, my God.

I got a fart, really. No, don't fart. Just do it. I invited you over here in a place. No, you should. You should. Stink spot. But yeah, anyways, as Nick said, segue,

like, we went camping. We survived camping in the wilderness. Or did we? Or did we? Or did we? Or did we? With just nothing but our backpacks and a dream. This podcast is actually

Before we went camping Find out in the video If we live If we lived or die I'm drunk I gotta spoil something Sorry Wait

No I can't spoil it What I'll just I'll say this We were supposed to ration And we completely overestimated What rationing meant Yeah we did What

We had more food than this house Yeah bro We probably spent like 200 On food only Yeah I was like so confused like you told me the damn bills for the supplies and like you're only going

out there for a day. That's what happens when you first time like go camping you need everything. Right but are you guys going to go camping ever again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to come with us. We wanted you to come with us but you were like, I'm working my job and I was like all right. Dude, you never once were like you want to go camping.

That's why I asked you. That was the funniest. No, wait. That was the funniest message I ever heard. That was so funny. You're like, Grunk, are you working? And he was like,

yeah, I'm working. And you're like, like a job? Yes, a job. Ever heard of it? I wasn't sure what you meant, dude. And then he said I have the worst life ever. Worst life ever.

You are an asshole. Tanner said it first. But no. Nick, you cannot, you cannot even frame like I was asked to go camping. You were not. You were not asked.

Okay. Time out. Time out. You were not asked. Which is okay. I understand. $1,000 deep into this video already. Yeah.

Can I explain this? I want to explain this part. Yeah. First of all, I want to address it. Grunk, you're right. I didn't ask, but I was going to, but it was going to be so short notice. You were like, I'm working. I was like, okay, well, there's no chance.

Yeah. But. But. Oh, sorry. If it makes you feel better, we were just like sitting out and I was like, dude, grunk would fucking love this place. Yeah. We always thought about it.

Yeah. I don't know how that I would make it. I wish you was there. Oh, no, yeah. That's hardwarming. Grunk, we had, okay, I don't want to spoil it too much, but we had people that were right next to us,

and they were actually just miniature use. If you've met them, you had probably hang out with them. I'm not kidding, yes. Yeah, one of them was named rain. Whoa. He wore baggy ass pants, and he was like,

there was a bug in his pants. He was like, oh, dude, if I didn't cash that was going to get my asshole or something, that sounds weird. That sounds so fun. Stop talking about, like, tripping, and they were getting,

they were like high, and they were playing Minecraft music. Yeah, they played Minecraft music by the water. by the wall. They were calling us, they were like, yo,

group, you want a burger? Y'all want a cheeseburger? That's so funny. And we were like, oh, we have to trade with the, with the natives here.

And we're like, y'all want s'mores. Yeah, how many? 30 or whatever they said. They were like 50. Didn't they say 50? Nothing like that.

No, they said 200. I'm pretty sure. Wow. She sounds so funny. That's good. Yeah. But,

um, all right, so we decided to go camping and survive 24 hours in the wilderness. Not camping. We survived 24 hours. Next time should be like 148 hours. That's all I'm saying.

Why that number? Dude, I'm not going to lie. He was probably going to turn it to 48 if we had the option. We should have done 48. We'll do 48 next time when you come with us. Yeah. Yes. It's a mini spoiler, but not really.

We saw a cool spider. We did. We saw two, two, cool spiders. I saw three spiders. You wouldn't like it. Um, yeah. So, yeah, we were, we were going shopping and, uh, we were, you know, we had three carts with us of stuff.

You know, we were walking around. We had this cool, like, really cool guy that was working at the, working at the store. Just some context. They were really small carts. When you say three carts, it makes it sound like Walmart size. These were not Walmart.

Okay, they were like, they were like, they were like, TJ Max carts for anyone that knows what those sizes are like. That's actually what they're like. You know, T.J. Max is like the double shell.

Yeah, yep. So we were walking around the store with like three carts. We had this guy that was helping us out, giving us some insight. Dude, our carts were full. We're talking sleeping bags, two tents,

food, flashlights, safety supplies. Was there camera gear? No. No, we're talking about in the store. They're talking about the cars. Yeah, no.

So, no, yeah, right. So we had like some food, whatever. Dude, it takes us probably,

I think, 10 minutes to like fully check out with everything. And we decided to guess how much it was. So he was like, how much do I think? I said,

1,600. Isaac said, what, 1800? 1800? Bro. Guy press enter. $5,300.

How is that even possible? I don't even be bro and you know like it's living surviving in the woods we're returning it all and you know what's crazy

you know what's crazy the guy next to us was like yeah I mean there's not gonna probably not gonna be a lot of people there like not a lot of people

go camping in the Austin heat right now and I was like all right well he's like you guys are probably not even gonna use those sleeping bags

I was like what would you bring he said a fucking sheet I bring a sheet and I sleep naked dude I would be so scared of bugs

or just crawling up my holes down there all your holes Dude, you weren't more scared of Tanner crawling in your holes, dude? No, Tanner was too. By the way, have you guys checked your bags? I had a spider sleeping with me for a good minute. Really?

That spider. No. On my bed, yeah, it was. It was on your bed? Yeah, he was sleeping with me. He came on my, uh, my duffel bag with my camera was. And I didn't notice until I woke up and I was like, whoa. There's a spider right there.

What if we brought a tarentula? Terrentula. Wait, wait, wait, time out, time, time, time. There you said there was a bag. I mean, what bag did you bring in? It was my duffel bag. camera. Did it look? It was a hundred percent one that we saw out there because they had like a little pattern.

Is it dangerous? No, it probably wasn't dangerous. I got a spider. What color would you get it? Um, was a paper or no, I got a toilet paper. What color was it?

Tell me what color. You switched with your hand? Did it crunch? Wow. Yeah. Larry, what color was it? You're fucked up.

I know. You are, you are mean. You're brown, black. What color was it? Yeah. It was,

uh, it was like a tan brown. The brown wolf spiders? You got a brown or clothes or clothes spiders. The brown or clothes are like this big. Well, anyway. It had like a little camo thing. It was kind of cool.

It was camouflaged. I'm surprised you saw him if he was camouflaged. Anyway, So we were outside, grunk. Dude, tell me how we're recording. I just turn around and I see this blackish, brown-looking thing just sifting through the grass. Bro, that was the biggest fucking tarantula I've ever seen in my life. There is, yeah.

Dude, that's so cool. Tarantulas out there was crazy. Dude, you can let them crawl on you. They don't really gas. I was thinking about doing it. And I was like, wait, no, never mind. The people that you were that you would definitely F with were Low-key trying to do that.

Dude, it crawled on one of their foot. Are you serious? Yes. I wasn't there for that. One of the homeboys is like, Yeah, you were. If you stick it,

if you stick it with a hole, you can eat it. Okay, yeah, they were also trying to cook it. Yeah, they were trying to cook it. They're like,

yeah, they sound so interesting. I was like, let's stake it and then let's pour like sugar around it and make it into, how many were there? There's just three of all. Are they going to be like in the video? There was only, I thought that there was like five or six people over there.

I thought so. There was only three. Oh, no, we're talking about the tarantulas. Oh, what were there? What were you talking about? There's three of them. How many people? Time out, this translation.

Were you talking about people? There's three people. Yeah. Yeah, it was Isaac. It was rain and it was Ray. Yeah. There you go. Dude, I swear out that there's like six people.

No, they had an Isaac. That's how the conversation started. One of them walked over and he's like, hey, heard you guys have an Isaac. We have an Isaac too. Yeah. I don't remember any of that. No, you were gone. You were gone.

You were so friendly. Oh yeah, nature document And I was like, yeah, we're... I was like, I was scared we were gonna get killed in our sleep. You guys have no idea how close these campsites were, like the people, or the wilderness was to each other.

Our tent and, like, rain's tent were like a six feet apart. Dude, I could literally jump on their tent and like strangle them. Dude, wow. Well, would you? No. Okay. Are they gonna be in the video?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, they were actually really chill. After we met them and talked to them, I felt a lot more comfortable because they were like right there. It was really, Dude, grunk, they were so fucking chill that it was 2 o'clock in the morning.

They were going Skinwalker hunting, and then they decided to play fucking Minecraft music. Yeah, they stayed up there. They were all just playing, they were just blasting Minecraft music, probably ripping a bomb. It was also pretty nice. They were playing the guitar. They were playing the guitar. They were listening to like Hurst music. Dude, they cooked me a bird too.

It was really funny though, because they were, it was like, bro, I woke up at like 6.30 a.m. Or like 7 a.m. And they were awake. And they were so close. They were like, I don't know if they said it to be a tear, but they're like, what's up bro and it was like so early they were just right there I was like damn up and at them

it's so funny oh yeah no it was like it was like 6 a.m. and I went to the bathroom and I saw I think it was rain coming like to the bathroom also and he looked at me I was like just super tired and just like what's on your gun make I was like what?

Oh that's why Terry was like brrrr and you were like oh oh that's why oh my god that noise we had we heard it fucking yell didn't they do one back and they're like

So, so Grunk, it was like, it was like three o'clock in the morning. I'm the blackjack dealer. We're just playing blackjack. Oh, actually, it was bullshit. We were playing bullshit first. Summer Schultz. And, and we were playing bullshit. Yeah, we were playing bullshit.

And every, we made a rule up that like, and there's a curfew, by the way, right? Like 12 o'clock gives me quiet. It's like an unsaid rule. Unsaid rule to be quiet. Are the, or the Rangers are going to come and shoot you in the head? Fudge that. So like, yeah, so we decided we were like, okay, here's the new rule. If you have an ace of spades, you have a,

to yell the AIS spades and like smack it onto the table. Like 11 o'clock at night by the way. I'm pretty sure it was like 12. Yeah, it was like 2 a.m. It was so late. The loudest and horrible. Yeah, we were bad. Yeah, we were like real, real big assholes. Like we are pollution, son. Our neighbors were chill.

We had a good time. It was fun. We survived in the wilderness. It was great. We actually good. Yeah, the rest of the video. The rest of the video is going to be a surprise. Except, yeah, well, we had a, I'll tell you one thing that will be a surprise. That pissed me the fuck off. It probably won't even be in the video. Yeah. Wait, what? Is we had, like, our own trail on our own wilderness patch that we claimed.

That was annoying. And it's literally just, it's ours. Like, this is literally our, our site. We parked there. Nobody else is supposed to come in here. Our wilderness spot there. But we had a, like, a natural, I wouldn't even call it a trail. It was just like a natural path.

It was like a hill of rocks, but you could naturally climb it to get to water. And random fucking people were just coming into our, like a personal bubble. between the cars and like walking through our campsite. I'm like, can you leave? Yeah. Not even saying anything to us. Just like walking right by us to our shit. I should have picked up Derns, be like, get out of it.

Yeah. Within your age. That was actually so annoying. It was a little bit. That's why I felt like my personal space when I was like dude, I can get killed tonight. It's because people were just coming in and out of our shit like all day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one of them was like going through Isaac's stuff. I didn't tell him. I did see them. What? Isaac, you're missing a lot. They're in your car. A bear. A bear.

Guy named a bear. He was nine feet tall. Yeah. Nine feet tall really hang. Have you ever seen a black widow? Biter? I've seen pictures. I've never seen any of one.

So, okay, Tanner is the actual biggest cock block in the world to nature because there was a small black widow male that was really slowly creeping up to mate with the female. Tanner by accidentally touched the fucking, the black widow's a web.

And it like ran away. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That guy was probably working. hard. Probably doing too much to get there. It would have been so cool because he would have made it and then she would have killed him and eaten him in his head. He said that. I had no idea.

There's also a word. Well, I think they're into that, so it's true. No, but that's like the number one prime example is black widows eating the man, the men. I thought it was the praying mantis, them too, yeah. Yeah, the praying mantis like rips their head off. I'm looking this up in real life. For sure. Yeah. Long gone. Cut off the head. That'd be like girl boss. Energy. That'd be so

girl. Okay. Amen. talk too much about the camping stuff just because some of it has to be a surprise. Just get excited for the video it's going to be a great video one of my favorite we've ever recorded. It is my favorite. And it will be Oh wait but we're still going camping

next week. We're watching this as pre-recorded so did we serve on? I don't know. Yeah, did they? Are we are we recorded? We were going to dick all this back in the way. We just planned everything out. Yeah, we're just going to find a guy named Ray and Isaac and maybe I was like all these things we just said.

Well, that's the bit dude. Isaac was there. right, you know? Yep. Yeah, well, that was really fun. I had a good time. So, unfortunately. I don't think I'll ever go camping again unless it's like colder.

What? Yeah, you are. Come to Washington camping. Okay. All right, cool. Dude, he wasn't that bad after one day. Like, it wasn't that bad after one day, but I just, I would just prefer trying getting cold now.

We did it in warm. You will not. Let's try cold. And then, and then let's go to, let's do synonyicca type shit. Let's go deep under water. How do you camp under water? Can we go to a remote island?

Why don't we just do raft in real life? for a video. Oh, we're out of the ocean. Oh, what if we just stole Mr. Bees' idea? Let's survive on an island for a day, yeah. Okay. Survive on a boat for a day.

Survive on a plane for a day. We're going to actually see how much, we're going to see how much production Mr. Beast crew has. Yeah, we're going to steal all of his ideas and doing better and then not give away any money. Oh. Yep. Yeah, Tanner. We're chill.

Go poop really bad or else I'm going to fart and poop's going to come out. Dude, this is like every podcast. I've been holding my pee. It's because I drink caffeine before every podcast, and that's the worst thing. Oh. And I smell bad. key. I don't even smell me. So that's the smell spot. Yeah, that's not the smell spot.

I don't like that. I'm never moving. It looks like he got evaporated. Yeah. He's just working stocks like. Can he do an edit of that? I'm kind of like perked up against this table. It just looks like he was here and now he died. There was another thing that we were going to talk about. Oh yeah, it was last night.

It doesn't involve. Oh yeah. That's why I forgot. The only third party, the third guy that was there just left. So now we're. I'm also going to use a lavatory, but. The lavatory? Yeah. Okay, fine. Lovatory.

You're in a school camp right now? What are you saying? Go ahead. Go. What's the lavatory? It's a bathroom. Yeah, so I'm gonna use the bathroom. Y'all got it.

Why are you acting like I said something crazy? Because scientists. It's crazy. So I was watching Avengers and Infinity War last night. Go pee. And bro, tell me how, tell me how, Captain America. Wait, was it Captain America? Kevin America.

I'm pretty sure he was like, he was like, he was making up words. I think it was drags. Who said it? I don't remember who it was, but they were just like, man, all words are made up. That's so fucking real. You just related to a Marvel character, dude? It's like you're just making it. Come on, Grung.

Resonate with me, bro. Word of aura. That's why I never understood why, like, in religion, like when I was growing up, why, like, cursing if it has good intentions and makes people laugh and smile is considered a negative thing.

Oh, good point. I always question, like, if I say ass, right? Like, in general, somebody might be like, oh, that's derogatory, you can't say that. But, like, what if I say the word ass? It's only me and my friend, and I make him laugh, and I give him serotonin in his brain. Isn't that a positive thing? Yeah.

Yeah, if serotonin wasn't a product. But would you say it in front of your mother or Jesus if he was right there? If Jesus laughed at me. Yeah, exactly. Jesus's like, oh, that's funny. If Jesus dapped you up, that'd be fucking sweet. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Dude, you know how we have like the perfect daps where it makes that awesome cupping noise? Yeah. Imagine doing that with Jesus. Oh. You'd probably like thunder and lightning. And imagine him looking you in your eyes and smiling at you. Dude, I was back already. That was not about it.

I don't even think that you wash your hands. Touch his leg if you watch. No, no, no, no. Oh, dude, he didn't wash his hands. I did. All right, here, I would bite your nails. Oh, he did. Dude, he'd do it anyways.

He would do it anyways. Sorry, I just brought. Tanner's not a good test. Okay. Now that Tanner's back. What's he doing? And foot job? You got supposed to use the potty.

Mouth disease. Mouth foot job. We have to worry about this guy now, because he didn't even hear any of the story from last night so we have to tell him too. What, me? Podcasts. Not Nick.

Oh. Dude, this is like a good retention exercise right here. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bathroom in a minute. Who's gonna say? Yeah. Who's gonna watch?

I'll go after you. My story. Oh my God, it's forming poo. Also, I want one of those to fall really bad. We got poop on the show. You guys don't know what we have in time.

Yeah. Can you, do you think you can? Do you think I can get up there and get it? I think I can't. I don't think I can't. I'm not tall enough. You know me?

Yeah, I can get that No, I can't get that If I get up, I'm gonna have to pee Because I actually have to pee Oh, see? If I don't move If I don't move, then I won't have to pee What does the podcast do you guys

Is like bladder? I don't know, I think it's just sitting here Caffeine makes me have to pee What? No, it's not caffeine I think just drinking it A liquid makes you have to pee For some reason

Just water Yeah, it is just water In general makes you pee Yeah, liquid All this mountain do is making me have to pee God damn I have to poop After eating all this shit

After eating all this shit I need so much shit I got to poop Ew Oh man I want to look at These comments real quick Yeah actually I want to see

What's going on Oh shit Ripped to the best flavor Hey by the way like It's actually kind of dove up A lot of people Just fuck with the flavor And they

Uh Mourning along with us With the old branding We've had like A week to process this It's like game playing In the background What we're going to do

So it's really funny Seeing people experience Exactly what we experienced Like a few days ago ish. That was one of the worst days of our fucking lives. I ripped my hair out. I thought we were actually going to lose it all.

I thought we were going to lose everything. I was going to call my mom like, I got to come back. And then it's going to be so awesome once they realize that we have a no top. I really, really want to hear about your guys. Yeah, we can talk about that.

Yeah, me too. Right after IP. Dude, please do not! Dude. Okay, sorry. Can I preface by saying, I read your text message? I actually read

Yummy's tweet. That's how I found out. Right. I have a really funny video. That was such a funny picture. Green. Viewers at home, audio listeners and viewers on YouTube. As you do know, if you were here for, I think, last week's podcast, was it? We talked about this already. Yeah, it was last week. Was it last week?

It was last week. So certain restaurants here have a jukebox that you can download an app for. And this isn't like an ad. A lot of people know about it. but there's like it's called touch tunes and you can play music for everybody in that restaurant you guys have done this like eight times

yeah we did we do it a lot but this this this time was the worst we have ever like I feel bad for everyone that has to endure your bullshit we'll buckle up because you're gonna feel a whole lot worse this was bad and a little better so we get in there we warm up with some uh what was it

I don't even know there's the first song that we tried to buyer. I did International Harvester. Did you guys? I'm a little. Bower blower. Yeah, so it was like something tame. Was it packed?

No. Sort of. When we got there? How many people? 10 people there? 10, 15 tops. A little bit more. Did you play it immediately?

Yes. We started immediately. Yeah, we had to get it. So it looked like you guys. Let me, let me ask you a question. Willie. Willie. I'm here.

Oh, you are? Yeah. Willie. You have to tell me after this. story if you would leave and when you would leave. Okay. Because he would leave. You will. Yeah. All right. So after International Harvester... Wait, depends. Am I

hungry? Yeah, we were all hungry. Yeah, we're all hungry. I would probably leave by like some too. Appetizers came. Appetizers came. They're done. Appetizers were there. Appetizers were there. So good last night. I don't know what they did. We ate them all. We destroyed them. Those wanton tacos. Oh my God. They had them back? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Well, too bad. We can't go back there. Yeah, we literally cannot. We might be banned from there. I'm not kidding. I'm really scared to go So after International Harvester It was the booty song I did yeah soup told me about a song called booty man And it's just like

Booty Smile Booty Stank Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty For like three and a half minutes Wait so wait Are the songs in this thing like supposed to be like Yes that's the thing you have to find the gyms That are just like diamonds in the rough like One in every 1,000 songs is like That's something I need to be here

They also allow that so it's not even like you're doing something weird. But the thing is, is that, like, it's technically probably not supposed to be on there, and it just, like, snuck in. Because, like, the only thing I think that it has to be is not explicit. I think it's, if it's not explicit, it can be on there. So, like, ass is allowed, damn is allowed. I think maybe even bitch could be allowed.

Those are, no way. Explicit. But, no, like, it goes to, like, I, people say ass and damn on TV radio all the time. Yeah, they do. I guess. Okay, so after that song, what do we play? Because there was... I'm pretty sure.

sure I got William Hung, I believe I can fly. We have to look that up. And this was in between, you have to look that up, Larry. What? Is it a last song? William Hung, I believe I can fly. No, actually we skipped one. You played the star spangled banner. Oh, yeah.

I did. I played the star spangled banner. And then William Hung, I believe I can fly. But we can't play more than like 10 seconds. You have to... Like five seconds of it. Skip in the middle and just play a part of it. Okay. I'll do this one. I like this thumb, though. Okay. It was like beautiful.

Yeah. Skip in the middle and just like, yeah. Press play. Okay. Okay, so it's off. It's a cover. It's off. Yeah, they have that on the damn They do.

They had it! He has a whole album on there. You have a whole cover album. See, that's their, that's error on them. Yeah, so we're just taking advantage of it. So we're just having fun. The same way we then took advantage of a few more options we had after this. The Star Spangled Banner played two more times.

Violent cover. Yep, who let the dogs out start playing right after? The Star Spangled Banner. At this point, it's getting bad. At this point, I don't even think I would have been able to make it. You ready for this? We went back to William Hung and played another song by him.

Oh, no. Then, did I hear a little bit of it? Young, it was YMCA. Oh, it's why. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Was there anyone competing with you guys at all? Yes, there was.

We went to war. That's why. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to quickly play a little bit of YMCAA. Yeah, no, that's great. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah.

Were you guys like Were you guys like sitting there Their heads down saying Who's playing this? It was like the hardest Try not to laugh I've ever played I was sweating I was sweating because I couldn't

I couldn't we couldn't We were too deep It was so You can't take the group chat anywhere Bro with the jukebox bro I swear y'all be Y'all be acting crazy This was around the time when

Four dudes Clearly like Were they big dudes They were at the bar Four dudes sit down at the bar They were like I'd say mid-20s But it was so blatantly obvious

That they were older Never heard a joke in their life and they their job in their day in their life. So they sit down. Were they jacked? No, they were really skinny and annoying looking. I didn't like them.

Why were you afraid? Huh? I wasn't afraid until... Let them tell the story. Let them tell the story. Eight rock songs. Radiohead, whatever like... They played them?

Yes, like a whole bunch. Eight in a row. Eight in a row. They were pissed. Oh, black dad. So they did not want to hear our shit. They were trying to pay money to make sure they didn't. They were trying to queue until they like could leave pretty

much is what happened. Yeah. So they start walking out the last song, and this is where it gets really effed up. So I hear and look and see eight of these songs on the queue, and I'm like, okay, well, clearly that's not supposed to be there. Someone paid, like, 30 bucks to do this. So I'm like, okay, bet. So I paid probably like $35 to queue up.

25 minutes of Larry the Cable Guy stand up. Straight. five different sets for five minutes each so imagine are they there are they eating there so bad

and it was really loud because the bartender turned up the music when it was real music yeah the cable guy came on I could hear I could hear Larry

the cable guy in the bathroom and then it was like ladies and gentlemen Larry the cable guy that was the part that was fucked up because it had already

been on for 10 minutes and then like 10 minutes in it's like hello Houston Welcome back. Larry the cable guy. And everybody's like,

what? And then all I could hear it. Yeah. The audience was all doing it. He's like, oh, get her done. Dude. So were these guys still eating at the time?

Oh. Oh, they're there. No, there was a few people left. The guys, the guys that queued the songs were out of the building by the time Larry the cable guy came on.

Okay. Really? Oh, I pissed me off so bad. Because I just wanted them to get a taste of their own. Yeah. So we had to sit there and listen to Larry the cable. So we had, yeah, our food didn't, hasn't even come and Larry the cable guys being welcomed. Your food wasn't even there. The food wasn't there. We waited like an hour. We

hope we were. It got to a point where the waiter had came over and said, hey, bro, was this y'all? Now we were like, oh no, oh no. Oh, I didn't do that. And he was like, all right, yeah, I'm just about skip this shit. And knowing I was like, yeah, what once was funny, but five times good riddens. Am I right? And he was like, yeah. So we skipped it. it and a song comes on. Everything's back to normal. We're eating. It's turned up and we're eating and we're sitting there. And then the song ends. And then Larry

the cable guy stand-up comedy comes back. In the queue. Did you do that? No. No. It was like you already had it set in so when they manually skipped it, people put in a song and they didn't know there was more Larry the cable guy that we paid for. So he basically just inserted his shit

and then Larry the cable guy comes back on get her done. And then I'm not even kidding. five seconds later they shut the jukebox They turned everything off Oh wow And it was like silent in this We left right at closing

From 2 a.m. Yeah, this big dude He was really jolly guy I'm sure if we told the truth He wouldn't have minded You thought it was funny probably He came up behind us He was like

Was that y'all come on Now is that y'all We were like We were playing the music We were in we didn't do this lighter The cable guy baloney Dude nobody believes you You guys look like

A bunch of hooligans Yeah It's funny here is that like, I'm assuming the next time they turn it on, it goes back to where it left off on. There's probably 10 more minutes of Larry the cable guy that played today. And then after the Larry the cable guy, we also had queued up the Star Spangled Banner again. Yeah. Nice.

To finish off. The close. That is so fucking. That's so terrible. And we played Black Betty and drove like maniacs. That was such a funny bit. We were playing Black Betty. We were like, because.

the guys that queued the eight songs played Black Betty It was like It was like really a crazy song We were just imagine like getting punched in a job Slow motion Trying to escape apples We're like a barfired drinks flying everywhere

Slow motion we got to escape Like like hangover bit It would have been a really great like movie bit But yeah we drove like maniacs home and that was it We cannot I'm telling you now We can't go back I know I know everybody knew it was us But they were like

was that y'all we were like no yeah so remember when we remember when you were with us yes yeah so you remember that apple be same waiter yeah same waiter yeah same waiter yeah exact waiter so we i'm telling you we can't go back with that being said uh at what point time in the uh story would you have left i would have probably left a star spangled banner i'm not going to oh my god wow that's incredible wait wait wait wait would i have had my food already no we only had appetized

we got our food as lady the people that was being welcomed Yep. All right. What was after Star Spangled Banner? There was a few of them. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly is fine.

YMCA. Those are standard songs. Well, no. It's William Hung. Oh, yeah, that's him singing it.

So he was like, I understand the YMCA. It was so bad. And then a really sad Star Spangled banner came up like, we lost World War I type. It was like a, because it was a violin,

it was like, We lost World War I. I'm sorry, I would have, if I was there, I would have been crying. There's a really funny. There you didn't go.

I didn't go. I didn't go. Can I, am I able to send this to Larry? What else did we play? It's a really funny video. Oh. The video of me.

There's a video of Tanner. Yeah. You got to send it to later. You got to be, you can watch off for the glasses because I don't know if there's like a reflection of my big stupid house.

ways. I air dropped it to you. Crazy, dude. We were just, we were doing hell of research. So the way I found William Hung is I was like looking on Reddit because everybody's like,

everybody's like worst songs to play on touch tunes. Because like, they do this. They probably do this. People go to bars where they have touch tunes. Oh my gosh. And they'll like piss people off and they think it's so funny, which it is really funny.

And somebody was like, yeah, I started playing William Hung. I believe I could fly. And everybody started doing it in the Dallas area. Like they played it once at one bar And they would hear it like Without they were spreading it

Yeah It's such a bad idea for businesses To have that Why would they have that? It is so weird I don't know They need it yeah Like I get the joke of like

Yeah you can play whatever you want And hopefully you'll cooperate But at the same time it's like You're putting too much You're putting too much power Into like everyone else Like being trapped there Everybody's mind

From like three miles away Like you could literally do it from Yeah I could play William Hung I believe I could Holy F. Oh, really? Yeah, like three miles away. Yeah, so it literally could just be anybody.

It took a five-mile radius. You could play everything. Larry, it's on Discord. That's actually so fucked up. This video is so funny. So, yeah, here's a video I recorded a Tanner right before something crazy happened. And we saw, there's a grunk cameo here.

Oh, wait a second. There's a grunt. No way. Oh, yeah. You listen to the music. Oh, my God. What does that say? Stay in your lane?

Yeah. Yeah. All right. With Chief Keith. Just listen. be happy. You gotta just like keep your head down. We said maybe like 50 words at this dinner for the

entire hour and a half we were there. And all the words we were saying was like, can you play this? Can you play this? Like we can talk to each other because we were just listening to me. We were like undercover so much. I didn't look at a single person in that establishment at all. None.

Grunk, you want to get lit with these boys and go to Applebee's bruh? Please. That sounds so painful, but like, no. Isaac's like, what do you mean? You want to go. What do you mean? You want to wait for your food? If I'm going out to dinner with Nick or you or both of you, of course, maybe we wouldn't be playing a liar of the cable guy stand up. But I'd be fine, but I just want to eat first so that I like, no, it's just like, it's so obnoxious. It really is. It really is.

But then again, like everyone knows it's you too. And that's the worst part. It was so effing funny. Wait, what was, what was, I'm sure? Were you wearing, Tanner? Who was wearing this one? Dude, you look like you're the one that's fucking playing it. Yeah, well, great. Yeah, the profile picture is my face, dude. DJ, DJ Boner, the profile picture.

It's me doing this. Yeah. I was going to be like, if they were like, all right, who is it? Is this you? Is this you in the profile picture?

I was like, dude, that looks nothing like me. And then I was going to make the, I was like, I was going to make all exact face. Yeah, wait,

wait, wait, let me find my. Dude, that's nothing like me. Dude, that looks nothing like me. Dude, I remember the very first time.

Your name is DJ, DJ, Boner on there? It's DJ DJ Boner. I didn't know they added a DJ. I wanted to be a DJ Boner. Yeah, so DJ Boner. Double DJ Boner. 76 total plays. 11 chickens. Holy

How much money do you think of it is? Oh, that's a lot of money. Like 200 bucks? Oh my God. Let me go see. 20, wait, 76 plays. Yeah. If I wanted to. You're a minished. How much is a top rank? 45 credits is

$25. And each song that plays around two credits. Oh, that's not that bad. I'd say around. It's like 20. It's like 20, 20 songs for like, what, 45 credits? You've probably put, yeah, but I've probably put like 60 bucks. I've also done the fast pass, which means whatever song is playing. My turn, sorry.

You're such a bitch. It's two credits for a song, you said. That's such an evil feature, too. Yeah, so he can skip somebody's song and play whatever bullshit he wants. He can skip the entire cue. Dude, what I, here's what I thought Isaac actually did, okay? Because who saw Larry the cable guy stand? Was it me or you that found?

I found it because I looked up I looked up something about poop and fart And he had a stand-up comedy bit Around some called like poop lasagna Oh you also played I forgot but you played I did play SpongeBob Yeah that's good That was Jill

Yeah that was cool But yeah the Larry the cable guy The 25 minutes of it I because this is what I told you to do After you found it and I thought you did it But you didn't No I didn't I thought he picked the same exact five minutes stand up

and replayed it five times for 25 minutes instead of a new one every time. I needed to give some sort of like, so it was a new one. Yeah, but they all sound the same anyway. It really didn't matter. I felt bad if I were to do that because then even I would go crazy, but. Dude, he's the least funny person I think of all time. Yeah, he is. It's so funny. And that's all right. And that's all that's all right. And that's how he got his name though. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, Larry the cable guy. Really? Yeah. That's the lore. You're so, you're funny. He's like, the cable guy by a lot. He was a...

His jokes are horrid. He's like, get her done. My sister the other day, she went through the drive-thew. She was pregnant. Her baby popped out of her pussy. Get her done. Get her done.

All the audience is all right there to deliver it for. Dude, there was, yeah, there was a video I saw from Dunkie where he was pretending to be laid with a cable guy. He was doing the horrible impression of him. Like, yeah, get her done. Come on out. Come on. And then, uh, I had a mug caught up my back for like a fart going on to make.

in July. Somebody on Discord used to make these CSGO edits and the transition would be a liary the cable guy stand-up joke

and then it'll transition back to a clip it'll just be like a rotating cube I love that every time that was a golden era dude can I say something

I just noticed dude it's like abnormally dark in this house it is it's raining it's raining outside dude you guys get all the damn rain

we do get the damn rain I love the rain and thunderstorms they're so good I wish we had my day is actually ruined though no I love it I like it when it rains

in the southeast because you get the when it's sunny. Okay. What it is? Oh, we're in a storm, boys. We are low-key in a storm.

We should be careful. We should be careful. It's lightning, it's thunder, it's a lot. Guys, how close to be to wrap it up so we don't lose all of our footage currently? I would hate myself.

I'm just scared that we're going to lose power and we lose everything and then we want to die. That would be really unfortunate. But that'd be true. It would be chill. If we lost all the podcast? That would be the coldest.

Oh, the podcast. Okay. That's what we're doing right now. Imagine if it's, I thought you meant like later Like it in the power goes out But mud What?

If it rained while we were camping It would be muddy It would be muddy But it would also be chill Dude I went camping one time with my father And like it rained like The entire weekend we camped And like it was to the point that the entire

The entire park like flooded And we had our bikes It was with It was me, my dad's like Childhood friend and his kids And it was so fun We'd just ride around on our bikes And we'd ride straight into puddles

That were like all the way up to here on us And it was like Oh my gosh. Yeah. It was amazing. Camping is for weirdos. Just got on your back yard. Go on, bro.

You're posh, bro. Yeah, thank you. You've been camping. I'm not posh, bro. Yes, I have been. Guess what? We evolved so that we could have AC and, like, exist inside. But there's a joy.

There's a joy in being. Ready? Ready? I missed Overwatch. I missed Roblox. Oh. I'm happy. I'm home.

Okay. Yeah, exactly. That's the point of camping. You got to get rid of it. And you be miserable, but you enjoy the outdoors. And then when you come back, you appreciate everything else you have to search more. I'll tell you, I'll tell you my favorite part of that entire trip was when we were hanging out near the fire. Cooking weanies.

Okay, so yeah, that's good. I'm glad. That's, like, a typical favorite. That, like, fire setup we had was kind of mid. That pit was really tight. It was, it was mid. It was definitely for, like, two or three people. Yeah, it was so hard to cook in there.

I wish we had a big-ass fire pit. I wish we could just, like, have a piece of land and just do it ourselves with rocks around. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Drops, I'm sorry to say. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, That was the podcast for today Lean is back

Lean is back Go lean right now Sorry it was gone So yeah we're sorry about that Sleepy Sleepy Bob Sleepy Bob Sleepy Bob

He's no longer sleep He's got he's woke He's woke He's woke You're wearing a picture of your grandfather Yeah I am On your son

That's great I love you grandpappy I didn't even notice that That's great That was his military That was his military photo He got a nice haircut He's great

His memorial It is great I miss him. He's a good guy. Alcoholic and, you know, gambler. That's what happens.

Not good. Gambler. Yeah. Happes is the best of us. It cheated on his wine. Anywho. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,

for tuning in for another episode of your group group chat this week. Lean is back. Make sure you cop or else it might go away again and we don't want that. That'd be really bad. Cop do not drop. Get your lean. It makes you get a big lean.

It makes you get a big win for the summer. It makes you feel happy. Sure. It does. Yes. It's a really good summer drink. Like, genuinely. It actually is.

It really is. With some ice? With some ice. With some ice. We'll see you next week where we'll be doing something. Look forward to next week. Something crazy. Something awesome.

Really? Okay, cool. Later, guys. All right, real fish. Adios. Oh, he's just a background.