The Group Chat - #11 - ENDING the Podcast!

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 11 of the group chat podcast. I'm your host, a big tea company. Today we're going to be talking about the Middle East and why they should. Why they should. On episode 11, really? Be left alone. Just leave alone. Get our troops out of there.

Why are they still there? They left years ago. No, they're hidden. They're hidden over there. They're in there. Trust me. No, they got pulled out. by President Barack Obama.

My father. That's why he had two dollars in there. Michelle. Dude. Throw that ass back. Obama threatened the troops of the Middle East. Voices through the roof. Do you hear Obama threatened the Jonas brothers with a drone strike?

He did. They were dating. All three of them were dating his one daughter at the same time. They wouldn't make a Camp Rock four, so he wanted to kill them all. And Obama was like, I'm going to threaten you with. the drone strike and you're all going to die. My fellow Jonas brothers. My fellow drone strike brothers.

I like to apologize. I'm sick, so I'm just not going to talk to me. Yeah, I'm sick with it twice. Twice in one way. That's why you had the fucking hacker jacket. That's why I look like, yay. Oh, God. This episode is sponsored in part by GamerSups

using code 3% off your order. Right? Yes. Don't use code yummy right now. a sponsor. I have something dropping, Nick. Yeah, there's like crazy stuff happening this month, right?

Let me tell you all this story. Let me tell you all the story. I was lifting, right? I was pregnant. And I needed a supplement. Okay? And I looked around. I looked around.

I searched. I searched. And there it was. High and low. High and low and in between. Damn. The Gamble Gamer SUC. Gamers SUP.

That, you know what I'm saying? That was like a week old. That's from the last podcast. You just put it over there. You did not rinse that out. It's gross. It's still,

it's still as a juice in it. Dude, go wash that thing. You're gross. For our, for our audio listeners, there's like fungus growing inside of it. There's a mushroom.

There's a big Super Mario Magic mushroom. Oh, you drank it. Larry drank it. Like four mushrooms. He just drank week old gamer substance. It's like plastic. Yeah,

we're not advised to do that. I honestly, we have a few things to talk about that actually happened today, one of which Isaac and I can both relate to Doordash fucking sucks. Let me take this. No, let me take this thing.

I want to just let you know, Isaac. DoorDash. Who's fault is it, though? Dinks. It's DoorDash. Like the driver? No, DoorDash itself. They crashed when we had our food order.

The entire app went down while Nick and I were in our prime time. Food, Hungy, Munchy. What food now? Mommy eat mommy milk. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give you guys a suggestion. Now, don't go wild on me.

There's a thing called cooking. Yeah. There was a thing where you're cooking meal. You cook a meal and you actually eat it like that right then and there once you're done. At your house and you cook it in your house. Larry, if I remember correctly, I don't even want to hear it. Larry, didn't you give yourself food poisoning? Pass it to the legabilities.

And I think that Nick made a new kitchen last year. Nick? Yeah, he hasn't even cooked it in it once yet. That's not true. Has it stepped foot in. That is true. I cooked in a handful of times. You're lying, though.

Cereal and cookies and stickers bars don't count, fatty. Go, man. Yep. Shut up. He's right. He's right. Boy, you just eat with all day and cry on camera.

I bet you shut the hell up. Let me eat my... The form of cooking is getting leftover, like, food and then just, like, putting the mic... Dude, your mom makes you a whole, like, meal for 10 and, like, 8 a. Yeah, but you're like, no, thank you. I'm not hungry, mommy. It's like... Yeah, that's true.

Come on, Larry. Larry, you should actually explain... Because Larry came home and his mood was, like, upset, and then his mom had good food. But... See? Explain yourself, Larry, before that. Because his mood was uplifting. from mom's cooking.

It's true. It's true. I'll give it. My mother, I love her cooking. Yeah, it puts a lot of love in her cooking. And, you know, I was at the gym. You know what I'm saying? I was putting it in work. And there was these guys. Sorry, I get emotional. I love your mom. So fucking lies.

It's okay, Larry. It's just webcam lagging? Yes, yes. That's why I'm laughing. Larry is like in slow motion. He's fine right now. He's fine. Okay. Sorry about that. Um, there's a guy with two sets of dumbbells.

I asked him. You have, uh, are you using that one set on the floor? He's like, no, man, I, I'm using. You're so brave. Like? Is that it? He was using it? I thought he said, no, you dip shit.

Doesn't it look like I'm using it or something like that? No, he had an attitude. He said, no little baby boy. He was like, bro, what does it look like? I was like, I'm okay, whatever. And then I went to back to my. fucking bench and I was sitting there I didn't have any dumbbells and I was sitting there

and I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, bro, use a machine if you're going to be sitting there doing that and I look back at it and I was like less. You got body guys in the gym. I got a fucking, yeah, I got fucking squish dog. I'm like, you know, 5-4 I'm not that big so they're like throwing me out like a...

People like that at the gym really pissed me off. Yeah, there was just two random guys. They were two random guys. Listen, they I'm like sociable and like I'm like, yo, can you spot me or, yo, are using those numbers, things like that, you know? And like usually a lot of the times people are really nice. Like, people at the gym are really nice.

But usually I go in the morning. So a lot of the times people in the morning, they're like pretty chill. Like they're starting up today, blah, blah, blah. But I think I went at like 7 p.m. So I think they were coming back from work. And like a lot of them. There's a lot of people.

So, yeah, after this, actually, I'm going to go back. Nighttime gym goes. Go back at 7 p.m., find those dudes and beat the shit out of them. Yeah, punch them in the face really hard until they turn blue. we're gonna go over there. Drop a dumbbell on them. We're gonna stand by. Jump an an anvil in their stomach.

I'm gonna specifically wait for that guy with the fucking dumbbells and I'm not even gonna ask him just gonna walk up and take it from him. And then he's gonna be like, dude, with the fall. And then you're gonna force feed him.

You're gonna force feed him. You're gonna open his mouth up. What was he? What was he curling? Don't tell me it was like 15s. No, he had, I think, I don't remember what he had on his hand, but he had a 20 on the ground.

Yeah, he's weak. And I warm up. And I can catch his feet and hands. So, yeah, I start with 15. and then I work my way up. Larry, he probably has puffy nipples. You're fine. Don't even talk to that guy.

Yeah. He has puffy gynecomastia nipples and he looks funny. What is that? It's like men develop boobs, like girl boobs. Remember when I got that surgery, Larry, like years ago? That's what I had a big of hair. He's on his chest. Yeah, so I was really fat growing up and also, like, I had too much testosterone, which turned

to estrogen, so I started growing some boobies. And that fat, you can't remove. You can't get rid of that unless it's. I have some of my boobs right now. Really? Yep. You can no matter. That is so weird.

Can turn into estrogen? Yes. Sort of. Tanner. I have boogers pouring into my mouth right now. Can I go blow my nose? Oh! No, I see him!

Oh, my God! He doesn't see them. He's gas-sliding audio listeners. I thought you were licking your list because they were crusty. All right. On that note, yeah, fuck those guys in the gym. You should grab a sample pack of gamers subs, snort a line off your finger,

and then get really strong. pick him over at the mirror. That would have worked. No, I wish, oh man, that's the only thing. It's like, I know with the gym,

I know there's assholes. Obviously there's going to be like some sort of asshole right now. Everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah. And it doesn't help that I'm short as fuck, dude.

Yeah, I guarantee you they wouldn't have acted that way if you were big. Exactly. That's what I was saying. I think it's because he was like tinier. And so they just kind of like, you know, threw them around like a little kid.

It is what it is. But, you know, I came home and mom cooked up, you know what I'm saying? But she cooked. Some little food. It's just pork tortilla. Heaven forbid.

TikTok user Joey Swall didn't catch wind of that story. Oh my God. This TikTok really used to read them in. The gym is a public space. Yeah. The public space, they are in the wrong. You post this social media with the sole intent to humiliate this person. He's like red to the head.

I am pissed. Yeah, dude. I am. I am. Okay, wait, wait, just for some backstory. There's this comically large man. you know, very large. He's very ribbed, very buff.

And he duets these TikToks of, like, people that go to the gym and, like, just make fun of other people. And he's like, this is disgusting and wrong. And he was like, he speaks truth, but it's just funny because...

He's kind of a meme in the community where people like, fuck up, they'll be like, oh, don't let Joey's see this. Joe's small. Don't let Joey see this. He don't fuck you up. Yeah, but he,

I think he's like a good contributor in a way because he enforces that positivity that the gym should have. It also has a lot more validity When it's coming from a fucking huge guy Who clearly has spent hours He's a gentle giant Yeah

He really is He just uses his fucking brain He doesn't ego lift Like you ran into ego lifters Like you don't just tell someone That's sitting on a machine Dude you don't tell anybody at a machine Just go around

Find something if you're just gonna sit there Like who the fuck are you talking to Who the fuck says that You know what I mean? I would have punched him right in the Adams apple And by the way I'm back I blew my nose I blew my nose in a big

Knot bubble came, like formed. And it fucking popped and it got all of my glasses. So I had a wipe. It was all green. It was all green. It was all green. It was all green. It's correct. Yeah, big green is not more pop. Green is better than yellow or brown. No, real. What about white? White boogers.

White boogers are mean you're like healthy. White boogers are white. White or clear. Yeah. White booners? It's like clear. It's like clear infection. Green means go. You don't need to go to hospital. I thought yellow and red mean that you

have a sinus infection. Are we just red? Red? Red is just a boogers or like. That is just a. Yeah. Red. Wait, hold on.

When I was sick, I was, like, coughing up blood. I was coughing up black. I don't know what else. You should go to the off of them now. Puffing of blood is legitimately bad. That's worse than throwing up blood, I'm pretty sure. Like, way worse. I think you're dying, genuinely.

I got rid of it all. You coughed up blood? Boy, I was. You coughed up a lymph node. When was that? Today. A few years ago. Like, a, uh-oh.

Well, that could be, like, you can, you can. You can, you can make your actual throat bleed from coughing so much. Yeah, you can. You know how, like, when you like, when you like, you go and then you go out again. I coughed out blood like a few times. Oh, so it was just like mucus with blood and it wasn't actually coming from your like your lungs or something? No.

That could have been a blood nose man. That happens. Okay. That could have been. I mean, your nose is like, you're fine. As long as you're like, when you look at your hand, there's like a puddle of blood in your hand. That's been really bad. No, no, no.

There's mucus with blood. It's like an enemy when the game. Why the fuck are we talking on this on a podcast? Yeah, anyways, guys, door dash. Anyway, DoorDash. Let's talk about DoorDash. Oh! Yes, bro.

Remember what happened to Tanner when we were doing a drawing video a few nights ago? Oh, yeah, yeah. We can't talk about it. It's not out yet. He talked about it on Twitter. We can talk about that. Oh, yeah. We don't have to give the specifics.

No, no, no. Tanner, explain in detail. Let's just say we're having fun drawing on Garcic phone. And I don't even know why I did it. I shoved my whole fist on my mouth. And I threw up into a package full of like our sponsorship. And it was brown. It was brown.

I watched it happen. Yomi saw me spew chunks under the T-shirt. I was laughing so hard. It was good. Oh my God. He was swearing on his life. He's like, I saw Brown come out of his mouth. He loved he believed him until tenter pulls the box.

And you just see brown splatter around. It's a brown spout. It's all over the. I didn't feel good for the rest of that day. What really sucks about that is that we were, you know, we were recording something in a browser. So naturally I had my browser open.

If I had this, I was going back and forth in between them. But I look at Tanner and he's like, he's like sucking on a finger. I go back to my thing and hear it. I go back and he's just hunched over. Pukes. We thought he was faking it until Yummy was swearing back and forth. He saw him.

He was like, oh, he's actually puking. And then I left. And then it's funny. When you got up, when you got up, When you got up and left, I knew it was real. You never expect to see shit like that live. Like in a video, yeah, you'll see somebody throw up, whatever. But like, literally in real time seeing Tanner throw up, I was like, no fucking way.

Taniff is crazy. I would have seen it. I would have. You were addicted to watching people. You're addicted to watching people peuking. Dude, I love people throwing up. What? Okay, you can't word it like that. You laugh.

You laugh at people throwing up. Okay, I have a really funny story, though. not funny, it's fucked up. So growing up, my dad had this one girlfriend and her son who, this is irrelevant, but this is what makes it more fucked up and sad, is that he has special needs. And so he was like throwing up next to me in the car. And this is when I found out that I thought throwing up was funny because I was just laughing at him throwing up. He did. God, I was laughing at something.

Like, just in being like, I don't know what it was. My dad was like, why are you laughing? I'm like, dude, like, I don't know why. And I can, I've had, like, ex-girlfriends throw up where I had to hold their hair back, and I was uncontrollably laughing at it. It's funny. Dude. It is funny.

Because imagine, like, Nick just looked at me. I'm just like, oh. All right. It's a little funny, but it is. I'm like, I can't take it. I, if I see the sight of puke nine times out of ten, I will feel nauseous. You will, but listen, you were the one who came into the bathroom when I was throwing up. Well, that is true, but you were just spitting.

You weren't like in there like hawking up. Larry's dad was throwing up the other. Okay, listen, let me let me let me set it. Let me set it. Did you hear it? We were playing. I think, I'm pretty sure we were playing Black Ops. I'm pretty sure playing Black Ops on me.

We were doing something. Oh. And I was like, uh-oh. You guys hear that? They're like, we hear what? And I turned on my game and you hear in the background. Eh! Yeah.

I was like whole It was so loud He was yelling He was practically yelling And then you hear the chunks like What happened? They were all sick that day Their entire family was sick

Your whole family got sick It was throwing up Yeah yeah yeah We had like three parties consecutively Damn That's what's what happens It's just Larry's like wait

Hold up listen And there's just silence And then just a distant Hmm It's just so bad Yeah so bad Yeah There's probably a listener out there who has a gag reflex when they hear people gag.

I have the worst gag. Larry does that too. Larry's the listener. Larry's the listener? Larry will get mayonnaise once and like passes out. Maynays. Yeah. Maynays is like,

think of mayonnaise. Think of mayonnaise. It's things that like are in my mouth and they're like liquidy. I don't like. Is it like a mental thing then? Like or what is it? Yeah. It's like a texture.

It's like if I, if I'm like eating, I don't know, I can something fried. Let's say something fried. And then I taste like something like. Mayoie with pickled. juice and mustard juice mixed in with ketchup Jerry quick day old soup Larry day old soup Larry why do you have Dale soup in your room

what I remember wait wait I remember Tanner had a day old burger that was sitting out all day and he came and he reheated it he showed Larry and I was like oh dude that streamed for like six hours it was awful dude I did that man

imagine that like every one episode where like they showed a burger and had like a pimple like and it was like Purple and there was like a large intestine. It was like that. Nintendo was eating it. That's the exact description I used in that video. It's not out yet, but that's the one. Oh my God,

hurry up. Pimperger. But I streamed for six hours that day. And I had a burger sitting on my, it wasn't even the fridge, it was on my table. And I saw it when I left, I was like, oh, baby. And I grew up. And I put it in the microwave,

and I was like, that's good enough of me. And then I started to do this. That's not good. When I was a kid, I would like, we'd have a box of pizza just like laying out. and it wouldn't even be in the fridge or anything. It'd be like a day or two later. It would be like, that's fine.

I would just eat it. Room temperature pizza, not that bad. It's good. It's not good. All pizza is not good. What? Cold pizza is not good. It's really good.

Like refrigerated pizza? It's good. Old pizza is good. You don't need any. Pepperoni's. A room temperature pizza and hot pizza. Allie go. Room temperature.

Going back to throwing up for a second, I remember my very first time, remembering throwing up, I had bought an entire box of fruit roll-ups. and I ate the entire box and I just genuinely remember eating too many the entire box I think they come in like 12 or like

I don't know how many they came in and I threw up rainbows on the carpet no no no how many feet how many feet of fruit roll did you that would be like 24 feet I'd be like wait wait how many inches went through by the foot so it's 12 12 feet unless it's like

longer though the fruit by the foot is like this long it's like a foot long I think. Oh, wait. Yeah, it is long and a foot. Yeah, it's long than a foot. Yeah. I had, like,

I vomited, like, all of it up, and it smelled, like, fruit roll-ups. So it didn't taste bad coming out. Were you not able to eat them for a while? I have not had them since. Yeah. That's the same way.

That's the same way. I was, like, six, I think, at the time, because I remember that same year I choked and almost died on lamb. Wow. Yeah. How was that story? You want me to explain that story?

Yeah, I was eating dinner with my mom and my sister at the table and I ate lamb too fast and I like legitimately choked and my mom like was stuck in her fingers down my throat to try and get it out. I remember her nail like cutting the roof of my mouth or something and then her like doing like the Heimlich maneuver on me and shit. I don't think went right across the table. I don't think I've ever had lamb. Lamb is good. Lamb is really good. It's really good. It's really good.

It's a strong choking. I'm sorry. It's intro. but like I just remember there was one time I was out I was out of Olive Garden with my brother and he was um we were just eating and he started like

chugging a bit and for some reason in my head I was thinking of that one scene where Squidward had a fork inside of his throat and then he choked and die so instead of helping him I was just staring at him like taking like he starts shape shifting into Squidward

with a fork in his neck and it reminded me of it I was like Oh shit. It looks like that. You're like with choking. Like Nick is like with puking. You're just like laughing at people to choke to death and die. I've never choked.

That's got to be a mental disability I have or some mental illness where I laugh at people. Did you? Do you hear yummy? I've never choked on food ever. Really? There's only been one time where I almost did and I immediately fixed it where I was like, so I was eating steak and it had a fat cap on it. It was like a ribbi steak.

And basically just like the side of the meat has fat. on it. That wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't rendered out. It might have been a New York strip or something. But I chewed through the, through the meat, but the fat was still together. So these pieces of meat were separated, but the fat was keeping it together. And I swallowed like one half of the meat, but the fat strip was going up my throat. And the other piece of meat was like stuck in my mouth. It's like string and you're like, yeah. It was like string. And I pulled it out. Grunk, what is it? What happened? When me and my friends, like, one was it, June, I think, of 2021.

Me and a bunch of my internet friends, or a bunch of my internet friends came here, and we went out to eat because one of them got there early, and it was me, Cantu, and it was infamous swoosh, if you know who that guy is. And we went to this local place, and he literally takes the first bite of

anything. First time in Virginia, he chokes. He starts choking. Like, he can't get it out. And Cantu is just sitting there. He's like, you need me to help? Like, you want me to make this a scene? Because I can make this a scene. He was like, I'm going to make it a scene. And then he saved his life.

It's so funny. He saved his life. Knowing how to, like, save the way from joking is awesome. I need to learn how to do that. He just like side-eyes him. Wait, okay, that's a good thing to learn. How do you do the heimlich? Because I don't know.

You grab behind them and then you like make a fist. That's something they teach in schools, right? No, listen. The school thing? No, they teach CPR. Huh? You grab them by the throat? Uh-huh.

And you just start choking them. I got by throwing like rub up whatever food to the food out. You got to squeeze the food out. So what you do, Isaac, is you actually open their mouth. You put your mouth to theirs and you go. And you start choking and then they do it back to you. It's like Kirby back and forth like. Yep, back and forth until like someone's smart enough to like.

It's like a suction. Yeah. Yeah. My dad almost died by choking on a meatball when he was a kid. He told me. His dad picked him upside down. was shaking him by his egg was like this

and he he lived all this money came out his bone out of his pocket he's like a giant

anchor falls out he was upside he was up he was turning blue and he's just like he said his head was starting blue apparently

like he was choking bad holy crap I haven't seen anybody turn blue no I had a a bad problem with choking this is strong

now Stop it. That's how it started last time because Tanner was like trying to one up you. You're like, watch this. Yeah. Oh yeah. I put my...

You guys were trying to my mouth. Tanna put his hand in his mouth. But it was delayed. Like, it took like five seconds for me to throw up. I was like, all right, hold on. Yeah. Now, for all the, uh, the listeners here, basically they were just,

there's this weird bit between like Larry Grunk and Tanner where they'll just be like, hold up, I'll be right back. And then they mute. And then they just do something fucking stupid. but that wasn't the case with this. This time, they were just like either choking themselves or smacking themselves in the face

and Tanner just decides to take his like four, five fingers and to show it as far down his throw as he possibly can. I don't know where this thing came from. And then he throws up and I don't know. And then he tried doing it again yesterday. But I stopped myself. I don't go as far. The funniest thing about all of that

is that Tanner is, I believe, the oldest tier. No, I am. And is he the second oldest? Average Harry. It'd be so much cooler if he was the other. oldest because I need to be sticking with the two runts that decided to have like random autism attacks on camera

and do outrageous things. Being the oldest one and doing that with like Gruncoo 17 and Larry he's barely 18 still. I'll do it until I'm, I'll do it until I'm 30, I don't care. I'll choke myself on I'm 42. Next to my first few. Next to my. It's almost chill. Big man, big

man. Wait, have you guys ever had food poisoning? It's a little off topic, but I have it. It was horrible. It was really bad. It's probably the worst sickness you'll ever have in your life. Wait, wait, wait.

What happens when you have food poisoning? You throw up. A lot of things. All of your inns just open. Yeah, everything. I remember my mom's like, here drink water and I drink it and like three seconds of air,

just throw it up. Yeah. Well, hold on. Can you get, um, sun, what is it called sun poisoning? Like, yeah, that's a thing. Yeah. Oh.

And then you know what you throw out of sun poisoning? That's like heat's true. Okay, well, I don't know. I went to Disney. had a really fucking weird looking burger. No. I just had a really weird looking burger

and I ended throwing it all up. What is that to do with sun poisoning? What? You got sun poisoning from a burger. You see a guy walking down on this train and goes he's like burning or something? The correlation is that my grandma thought she gave me sun sunscreen

but she gave me sun tanning lotion in Florida. Oh my God. So that's why I'm not No. No, listen. You're like a golden bronze color by the end of the day. You can add, like, a mixture of, like, big greasy food and sun will actually make you, like, feel so bad.

The oil, believe you or not, your stomach starts bubbling up like a fire. It actually bubbles like a boiling point. It reaches boiling point. Yeah, it doesn't cut. It does not do that, Tann. It's a lot. Why did I believe you? Why did I believe you?

That was so weird. Listen. If the oil inside of you started to, like, bubble and boil in your body, I feel like you'd have a bigger problem. than just vomiting. Wait, I want to try it with your body. The temperature he in Texas is starting to reach 100. Like, it's going to that home. You're just going to eat like a burger and then stand outside?

No, I want to try getting an egg, put it in. Put it on your head. Yeah, crack an egg and then lay outside. Crack an egg on my head and lay outside. You want to see the yolk comes out? Oh, I just had like a horrible thought in my head. What? I imagine like laying bear back on your driveway when it's that hot.

And like your skin just sticks to the driveway when you like sit up. Yeah, it just pulls like, You go on and it just pulls off like a slimy piece of cheese on a smash burger. Oh, hell of. Okay, hold up. I've never had smash burger. They're good. It's good.

It's really good. Hopefully we can try it in Austin. I think you had one today. What is a smash burger? It's a burger that's just pushed down and it's really thin. Oh. And five guys has it. I guess I had a smash burger.

Five guys normal burger isn't a smash burger. Are you sure? They're pretty thin. They're like, well, I have. What is a Smashburger, though? Okay, imagine, you know, the, the, the, the, the, is that when they press it? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's what it is? Yeah. Pretty much. It's a two-dimensional. I only, when I first saw Smashburger, I thought it was like a knock-off game stop because their logo is like the game's like. Yeah, it looks really similar. Wait, it's called Smashburger.

Oh, that's what I thought you were talking about. It's a type of burger. It's both. But there's a Smashburger food chain. It is. And it's good. Is there a food chain called Smashburger? Yeah.

Yeah. It's good. It's good. I swear. I was... Okay, I believe yummy because Yummy's had every single fast food. Yeah. Every night he just goes out with his heart of food. It was founded in 2007. Are you kidding?

There's a lot of Vegas. Whatever you guys do, don't look up Smash Burger and look at the second image. Okay, wait. Speaking of burgers and Smash burgers, whatever you guys do, if you were at home, do not look up the Gomez burger. Don't. Don't. Literally don't.

No. Ew. The second image. We are being solemn and serious. Do not look up the Gomez burger for your own good, well-being, and health do not. Back in the day, you know how everybody was like, watch Two girls one cup, two girls one cup, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And everybody's like freaking out.

Nowadays, people are pretty sensitized to that, right? They'll be like, oh, it's whatever. I think that I just threw up. Tanner's throwing up. Do you gagging? I'm sorry, Tanner. Gomez's hamburger is a nebula. Tanner looked up the second image of Smashburger.

What is he? What is he said? Like an image of Smashburger. I thought it was like, don't look it up. All right. Sorry. But, yeah, so like, you know,

everyone's, like, desensitized now to, like, you know, to Girls One Cup. But Gomesbrigger is a whole other level. Like, you have, you have two girls in one cup, right? And then you have, like, Cartel beheadings. And then you have Gomezberger at the very top.

Wait, what about, what about, uh, one guy, one jar? Stop. Don't get me started on one guy, one jar. Stop. Tanner raises his hand in excitement. It reminds me of that, by the way. Did you see Bell Delphine on her Twitter?

She apparently ate a light bulb. Like, put a light bulb into her. Yeah, that was really hard to look at. That was Belgrade to do. What? What? She stuck an entire light bulb in her mouth, and once you put it in,

pull it out. You can't get it out. And it breaks. And it exploded in her mouth. Why can you pull it out? What? Because it's too big. Your teeth a little past.

How do you get it in? It's like weird shaped. because it's just a weird shape you can put it in easy like you can put it in easy like you let your teeth stop it why should do that though fuck that dude with like the

molecular like structure of a light bulb and how it's like weaker on some undersized than the top or something you're bullshitting out of your ass so hard right now you're talking about the molecular structure of glass manufacturers actually told me one time

they sent me an email if you put the light bulb in your mouth it doesn't explode it doesn't explode It just brace me. Try to pull it out. No one explodes. It explodes. You only,

if I'm right, if I'm right, have you seen one guy one light bulb? Shut up. Yami. Can we go on? You owe me a Smashburger.

How about that? I'll buy you a Smashburger. One smash burger. And we play Clash Royale together and we both use Ram Rider. Yes. Yes. I bought the email where she's like,

ah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what if you're smashing while eating a smash burger in Smashburger. While playing Smash Bros. Wild playing smash

Your bro while you're eating a smash Smashing your bro Whoa Wait smashing your bro while smash burgers Smashes Whoa Whoa All right imagine we're playing smash bros

Smashing in smash burger Eating a smash burger Listen to Smash mouth Larry you just looked up at your fucking wall Oh my God Wait Smashing your bro's mouth While eating a smash burger

It's smash burger while eating smash bros While listening to smash mouth Hold on wait that's kind of go to Let's give a round of a point Okay, anyways, guys. My stomach hurts from that. Jim, big things happening in June.

Yeah, Isaac, go ahead, carry that's... Hold on. I think Larry's on Grummersenberg. Drunk just blinked 40 times in two seconds. Sorry, guys, I won't do that again. I think this is more your thing to say, but I'll say it for you if you want.

Oh, sure, I can speak about it. You have some big plans for June, as do I? Yeah, yeah, we do have some big. I just looked at the smash. Burger picture. We have a lot of big plans for June. So I won't speak on yours. I'll let you talk about your stuff. But for me, I've got two really big videos coming out, one of which is this album. We're going to officially start the album, the very end of May. And we're going to release this album in June, which I'm really excited for. And with that album comes in another album, Isaac, right? Hell. Let's keep that secret. The Shatby.

You can give a little hint. Oh, my. My album is the album, only Big T. I joined forces with Sanagan's dialogue and Zanagan's dialogue. Actually, believe it or not, Kendrick Lamar, deleted his album. Kendrick Lamar can drop.

Because he heard we were dropping, so he got scared. He backed out. And Denzel scurvy. Desil scurvy. Kanye's going to be on Tanner's album too I heard It's a little scurby That was funny

I'll keep mine a secret for now I think it'd be Coorbe Guys I'm gonna upload an album video on my channel That's a big secret Pretty much is what I'm doing I'm gonna make a How a Yummy makes a X66

XXCherbie part 7 Could you imagine if I did that Like how it's made Yummy XXXXXX Kirby Young Cage That video would get two views Whoa Hang on, hang on

Hang on. Two billion views. Would expect... Can I... Can I... Can I say expect big things next week or no? Um...

I was trying to separate the audio so that Cam can easily cut it out. Did you just do that? No, like... We're fine. We don't... Yeah, so we can expect... There are some big things happening next week as well.

And we're not going to talk about that anymore because it's a secret. Yeah. So, for... anyone, we'll just leave it at this. Next week, pay attention to the podcast. We're going to talk about what's happening

next week. Isaac's having a baby. Larry Tremblix. He's actually having twins. We're both having babies. Larry, let's show him the baby bum. Now, stand up. It's a big giant belly with a belly bump shooting out. Your mic state is so damn loose, bro. You need a tighten that thing. You got two

shirts on. Look it is Mike. Oh my gosh. It feels like a horse guy. It feels like a horse cock. Larry punched his mic and he heard his knuckle. There's also a demon in his closet looking at us really menacingly. That's just me. I'm in his closet. Whoa!

Why are you lit up? Like what is that? I'm like an anime villain, dude. Sorry, that's extremely... Look how cool I like. For our YouTube viewers, you understand what's happening. Isaac is in a pitch black room and we can only see his plushy. Isaac?

Isaac's plushy. Isaac's back there too, but... No, Isaac is in his closet. Look. Oh, okay. Oh, that's him. Anyway, grunk question. Because I saw this on one of our topics, and I didn't understand because I really

didn't read it. What the fuck were you doing today? I just went to five guys. There's nothing that crazy. I think, oh, hold on. I want to talk about that because I think when everyone gets their license, they end up doing these weird fucking things. Yeah, like going to five guys.

Like taking, doing anything, just driving anywhere. I went out at 10 p.m. to go get checks mixed from Kroger. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. What is even the point? Viewers at home, Tanner just despawned. Yeah. Cam, edit that out. Cam, keep that in now because he made it funny. Cam, yeah, but it's really, it's really funny because I remember, like, when I was 17 and stuff like that, the very first day that I actually got. Wait a second, that just reminded me when I was 17 years old, when I was going for my life. I remember I actually got rejected.

Like on my birthday, you know how you can go? You know how you can go and get your license like on your birthday and stuff? I thought it was a day after your birthday. No, you can get it on your birthday. You can test on your birthday. I went and I remember sitting in the car, the lady gets into the car. She pulls the e-break because you had to have manual e-breaks. She pulls it and she says, I'm not failing you.

I'm just telling you you have to retest. I don't trust this car. I was like, what? She's a puncher right in the mouth. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She doesn't trust the car? Who's car? Was it yours? I mean, it was like our car.

What was the, are they? What was it wrong with it? What was wrong with it? She just said that she didn't trust the e-break, so she just She didn't fail me. She just made me take it to test again in a month. Are we parking on a wall? Why do we need the earbrake to be on? I don't understand. Is that like

a crucial part of the test? No, I mean, she was just, I think she was honestly just a fucking bitch for that. Like, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'm totally asshole. I agree, man. That's some fucked up shit. It was on my birthday, too. It was totally ruined all.

my birthday plans. I hope she No, I'm not going to say. Why are you making that face? What do I say? No, I'm not even saying. You know, I'm not even saying. We do not call women bitches.

It's a lady. When you get like a bitch or you get called a bitch. Like, she was a bitch. Okay, amen to that. Hold on. Can we get an amen in the podcast chat? We have one.

Guys, our audience is like 75% women. Shut the hell up. Oh no. Okay. Now coming out. Shut the hell up. Amen.

Wifu man cup. Oh, big wiener. and bulge, yeah, all over the cup. What? Six packs, they have boners. They are talking about them. Imagine one piece of Luffy with a big fat weiner. Big wiener.

I was just about to talk about that and ask if we could be drawn as like one piece of a second. Hold on. Yesterday, me, Tanner and Larry were like off something. We were doing some of the most stupid things I think we've done in a long time. Like, like, I mean, meet our mic and like. act like we're screaming at the top of our lungs and like shake our head and stuff and like

what? Tanner acted like he ate a bird and stuff. A bird flew into my room and I picked it up and I ate a live bird. A live bird. A live bird came into his like little window and he was like, oh, oh, oh, watch out. And then he brought into the camera. He had a close in his hand so he wouldn't leave. And then he ate it. You really ate it. I heard the crunch.

I think what I'm sick. I literally, oh, we can't even mention it. All right, no, my. Everything else? All right, there's a sweatshirt coming out, guys. There's nothing else. Just make sure to check out

Gamers Supply. We didn't. We didn't leak anything. Listen, tomorrow Game Resupps is going to be dropping some crazy stuff. It'll be the 13th. So when you're listening to this,

it's pretty much today. Oh, is it Friday the 13th? Whoa, it is going to be Friday the 13th. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Don't turn around. Larry, don't turn around. Dude, no, that reminds me.

When we were talking about the tito. TANIC sinking, we talked about it on the anniversary without knowing it was the anniversary of the Titanic. That's real. That's true. That's true. That was on 12th.

Yeah. We found out afterwards, like, they talked about it on the anniversary. I looked it up. I was like, no fucking way. That's a day before my birthday. Dude. Dude. Your mom was the actual iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Your mom was the actual iceberg that sunk the Titanic. I call that the Carbonaro effect, everyone. It's called. It's actually called Stroudinger's Time Loop. Strodinger's, uh, Chinese. The Carbonaro effect That's a TV show. The Carbonara.

I love that. I'd watch it at my grandmas. Bacbano effect. Dude, that's a good that was a good show. What show? Anyways, guys. We're out of topics for today, so we're going to call it. No, we're not.

Use code group. No, we're not. $30. Actually, I'm asking you the fans. Questions. And we're going to answer them. First question. Larry, how do we get started on YouTube? That stinks, too.

Can we you guys are weird Why don't we guys talk have we talked about how you guys started YouTube? All right you're wait I'll be the viewer I'll be the viewer I'll be the viewer um and I'm gonna be DMing Nick um Hey Nick I know you probably aren't ever gonna fucking see this life How do I get started on YouTube? I fucking I got a bit of I got a little one No I'm a big fan softwilly I said about one question though where did you get your name? Okay, okay, okay is fine. Hey Larry I'm just a fan

and you'll probably never fucking see us in your life. But is your name really Larry? Why do people say that? It makes the message, like you don't get to your boy and it makes it less likely to be seen. No, no, here's the best one. I have a question.

Yeah, hi, yummy. I have a question. That's like, okay. Yeah, way to have me not see the question in the preview of the message. People always ask me if I'm actually an OTK. That's my new thing. It's awesome.

People always thought I was in phase. You do look like a phase member like every day of the week, I swear. You kind of look like that. You just look like, he'd be like, phase yummy and like, oh, the long-haired babe or something. I don't know. Thanks, man. The prince.

Placee. Prince, yummy. Long-haired babe. Yeah, you're being like a Jeff compilation or something. I do. Is your hair red? Huh? Is your hair red?

It is sometimes to the sun, it does have a little bit of a red, a little tint to it. Sometimes I'll have a little facial hair come up and it'll be literally red. My hair is, uh, I was born with a rare thing. It's like comes with heat sensors. I go outside and it changes colors. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know what fucking lies your family told you when you were growing up. My dad told me that I was related to my dog growing up.

So like, I guess that was. Dude, somebody told me my fucking uncle sniffed Sharpies and tried to stop a train because he thought he was Superman. And he died. Oh, dude. When I was sick. You guys know that I used to sniff Sharpies in sixth grade? What happened?

There was this little kid. He was like shorter than me. He was like little, he was geeked out. You know, he was like, all sketch and shit. And then we were in science class and he was like in the back and I was sitting with him. And he had this like notebook. And every page was filled with like just scribbles of the Sharpie and then he'll sniff them. And then I remember he like, he was like trying to pass it to me.

He was like sniff it. And I sniff it. It's like it's like it's like smelling salt in 2012. And then. And then. And then over time I was doing it a little bit more and more. And then there was this one time where a girl saw me do it. And she was like, don't do that.

Mm-mm. Don't do that. Like, that'll make you go up. And I was so scared. I was like, oh. Oh, shit. Okay. And I never did it after that.

I was like so scared. I was like intimidated. I was like, I were addicted. Speaking of that, you sound like you were like really kind of traumatized low key from that because for me, I remember. This is totally unrelated, but this is still speaking from trauma. I was at, it's called, it's called Texas Weeners.

Have you guys ever heard of Texas Weiner? No. Years per cup. Please tell me. Yeah, let me see that Texas. Everything's bigger in Texas. Like, one day, when you can't just look up Texas Weiner.

So, is that this place for Texas Weener? Dude, I don't look that up. Texas Winner. Don't look up Texas Longstool. Whatever you do. Dude, I love. Gomes Burger and Texas Weiner are not off the list.

I love Texas Weiner because we would go to fucking, but like, family would go and I would put the quarter in the ball. He hadn't even said what it is yet. Oh true. I'll put the corner in the weirer in.

No, I used to get little balls. I used to get little super balls from the machine. You get balls from the Texas Wheeler? I'm so confused. Dude, you went to a porno. You went to like a porno. What is the Texas Weiner still? Yeah, what is Texas? Oh my God. What are you? Don't look at the fourth

image when you switch up Texas winner. Stop. So, I went to this Texas weiner and I remember that I opened the ketchup bottle and there was a bunch of ketchup inside of the cap and stuff and I licked all of the ketchup that was inside of the cap.

Why? Are you talking about Texas Roadhouse? No, it's called Texas Weiner. That's so disgusting. And my dad yelled at me like in front of everybody and I, to this day it will never lick the inside of a ketchup. Well, not that I should.

Every time you see a ketchup bottle, do you like shiver a little bit? I remember a flasher. Every time I think of ketchup, I think of that moment, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. You're weird. Damn.

Also, there's a Texas weiner, too. That exists. There's a second Texas weiner? Yeah. Who's the first one? Yeah. I'm stuck it for you. Wait.

I've never heard of a restaurant do like a, like a sequel to their restaurant. Yeah. What? Like, where? It's the crusty crab. It's a crusty crab and the crusty crab team. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Christopher crab, too. It's way better. Yeah. What's Carl's Jr. and Hardy's. They're the same thing. They're the same things. Different region and the country.

What's Outback and Outback Steakhouse? Viewers at home, my sauce exploded inside my back. It's not gross. Outback and Outback Steakhouse? Yeah, they're the same. Unless there's an Outback I don't know about, but yeah. Once in New Jersey. You're thinking it takes a roadhouse and Roadhouse.

What? I made that up. One's in Australia. Ones Australia, one's in New Jersey. I love the brown, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, bread that they have. I love the brown. I forgot the way.

You're so dumb. The long brown thing that they have. Dude, I had an Alback macaroni the other day. Fuck Alback macaroni. Never have that shit ever. It is the worst. You're talking about the brown Texas weir?

No, the brown bread from Outback. Fuck Alback Steakhouse. It actually sucks cock. Don't eat there. Eat it long horns. I don't know. I wanted to say something when Larry was talking about smelling sharpies, though.

But when I was a kid, I used to make myself pass out because my older cousin taught me how to do it. And basically what you would do is you'd like hunch over. You'd bend down and you'd breathe in really deep, like as deep as you can over and over again for like 30 seconds. And then you'd start breathing in really, really fast. And then you'd stand up and you'd hold your breath. And you'd literally just fall like straight back and you'd pass out.

But you'd wake up and you'd feel high as fucking. You'd be like, ugh. You'd be like buzzing. It's crazy. But don't do that shit. Larry's doing it. Larry's doing it. Larry stopped. I have a similar... I have a similar... Larry telephorted out of his chair and lag.

Larry just passed out. He fell out of his chair and slings out his fucking chair off. He fell out of his chair and slings out of his fucking chair off. What if he's actually dead right? He got hit by the pillow. Oh, yeah. I almost see you a song. Yeah.

All right What's your story? I also have a type of huffing inhale story where I remember it was a cold day A cold Ohio day And I wanted to go

I wanted to go sledding Because there's this huge hill Next to my house And my dad had to drive me there Because I was super young And I went outside before him But he turned on the truck So he could preheat it

And I sat behind the truck right next to the exhaust pipe because it smelled good. And I sat there and I inhaled the exhaust for, I'm not even kidding, like seven minutes. Whoa! Like seven minutes and I felt so lightheaded after it. Like I thought I was over. Like, but it smelled really good. I love it. That's why it looks so like small.

I like to smell of gasoline. Me too. Yeah. I don't stand in front of an exhaust pipe. Do you think it tastes like that? No. Oh, same. Man.

For the listeners, Grunge just licked his lips when he said that. His mouth started water in it. Now, speaking of, like, passing out or whatever the fuck, I used to have a laptop, all right? It was a beat, Dr. Dre laptop that I got when I was, like, 10 by my mom. And it was pretty heavy. And it was the first, like, ever computer that I've ever had. And it was, it was, like, it was big. It was, like, pretty big.

And it was kind of heavy on me. I was, like, 10, I think. Or, yeah, I said 10. And I used to like play it on my living Like in my living room and I would have it on my lap And then I'll have my mouse on like the little like arm Whatever the shit on the couch arm wrist Yeah on the arm wrist

And I remember I used to play CS go on there I would do like I'll run some deathmatch And I'll play for like Hours for fucking hours And I remember it was like I would take the laptop off of my letter I would stand up And I'll just fall down

Every time every time I was taking it off I'll stand up and I just boom because all the blood was stopped

like all of the circulation stopped going to my legs after like a while and I was just like I remember like my legs would just give up and I'll fall forward

and then I was just like lay there on the ground like just waiting and then I'll like get up and I'm like okay I'm good do you guys have any oh sorry go ahead I was gonna say

when you said the beast by Dre laptop I thought about that clip of LeBron in the back of the limbo gambling on all right no with the glasses there was a beast by Dre

laptop? Yeah. No way. It was red and black. What? Did I ever tell you this story of my mom saying that she had beats once for me? I did? No. Don't bother. No, I haven't heard it. I'm kidding. No, you've never told me. So it was like near Christmas time. I think it was a few days before Christmas and my mom said, hey, I have red beats. Do you like those? I don't know. She was like, do you like beats? And I was like, yeah. Like I, hell yeah. I like beats. Because at the time, I had skull candies and I want to get rid of those as fast as possible. And I was like, what color are they? And she's like, red.

I was like, where are they? I want to see them. She was like, in the kitchen. And they were literally fucking beats in a can. Aw. You should have punched her right in the mouth really hard. And I was like, oh, my fucking God. No wonder they're fucking red.

You like, do you pee. Do you pee blood after that? Because like, when you eat beats, you pee red. Do you really? Yeah. But no, there was a time I thought I had ate. You do. Sorry.

Literally if you fucking GCP right You had AIDS? What happened? What happened? How'd you get AIDS? Okay. Nick has AIDS, everybody.

Okay, so you guys know how I'm a bit of a germaphobe, right? Yeah. Germa? Yeah. You don't like German? You got AIDS because you don't watch the germa. I did not like germs whatsoever. It actually stopped me from biting my nails

because I used to think about all the germs underneath my nails and I would get really freaked out. So I remember I was doing I was like training in martial arts. And for some reason, I thought that you could get AIDS by exchanging bottles of water with somebody when that's not a way you can do it. That's true. No, you can't.

Wait, wait, wait. Did you ever waterfall? No, I didn't. I did waterfall. But it just shared someone's water bottle and he gave it to me. And I went home thinking for some weird reason I immediately contracted AIDS, not even HIV. Wait, what was last time we got tested? What, did the guy you drank from had AIDS?

No, he didn't have AIDS. No, Nick was just like... But I was just freaking out for some weird week. I was like 15 and I refused to poop. I held it in. My mom, my mom... Okay, I was not 15. I was like 13. But my mom was like, she was trying to help me

go to the bathroom. So she named my poop, Freddy. And she told me to let Freddy out. What? You flushed Freddy? I like how you immediately lowered your age from 15 to 13 just so that wouldn't seem. like outrageous for 15 years.

That was actually two days ago. I've heard that recently. I was scared I was going to shit blood. That's why I didn't want to let it go. Mears at home, right before we started doing the podcast, he left Freddy out in the toilet and held us up until right now.

Three times. Did I see Freddy? Did I see Freddy? Like an army of diglets. The things that they said in family life, such as, like, if you have a cut, like, you can contract sexual diseases from a cut. And, like, I was so scared if I was in, like, a public place

and I touched, like, a handrail, and maybe someone, like, who had AIDS touched it and I had a cut on my finger, I would get AIDS like that. And I got scared of that. That's kind of true. That's how you get AIDS. That's kind of possible, right? If you drink out the same water bottle as another man, you get AIDS if you touch a handrail ever in life.

AIDS is only contracted through blood or bodily fluids. I had gay sex with a heroin addict, but I think I'm okay. You have AIDS. Wait, speaking of AIDS, in school, did you guys always like,

there was like a common AIDS joke. We're like, okay, I have a drink of that. And then while they're drinking like, oh, by the way, I have AIDS.

Yeah, that was popular. That was a common joke. No, Tanner, I'm HIV positive. Are you sure? Yeah,

I'm positive. Yeah, I'm HIV. Positive. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. 10.

And then. I forgot I was going to say I remember now Okay In school Listen listen Before all the kids had fidget cubes And all this like fucking shit right

I You're the oldest person alive I I Did you keep relied on my three essentials Okay My first essential was my nails

Nile biting I used to do nail biting a lot It was really bad. My second one is lip biting. It's about my lip a lot. And, like, peel it. It was really gross. And my third one, and, like, the absolute worst one when I was in school is I used to rub the gum under the desk.

Yes. Dude, that's not a fine. Why? Why? We did that. Yeah, we did talk about it already. I just, like, start folding it out. I would, like, fold it and, like, push it around.

You don't think about how it's, like, a fucking disgusting. No. Because you don't think about it. I don't think about when I'm, like, chewing my nails. I don't think about when I'm bite my lip. Yeah, I think about what I'm touching gum. You should be talking and I just go like... Yeah, like, yeah, I'd be like...

Do it again, Larry. Let me see that again. Let me see that reaction. For the listeners inside. Bring those two fingers. For the listeners at home, Larry and Tanner are fingering the air. They're rubbing gum glit right now.

Yeah. It's like, every time I find gum, gum, like, stuck to the surface, I find it and I'm like... Wait, I have a question, Tanner. Yeah. Tanner, a little personal question. Do you have a hood down there?

A little personal? A little personal? What? All right, fine. Tanner, go ahead and plead the fifth. This guy cannot hold you. I just want to, I just have to take,

I have to take, I have to take, I have to take, I'm gonna have to just take you to a Waffle House then. I'm gonna have to fill that off myself. Oh, that's really. Wait, you told that story before. I know, but I do.

What leads you to believe that he has that? Well, I don't. I mean, I think that people who have, either for skin or don't. It's the way people talk. I think they act a little the same, but I think there are different personality traits.

I think, I think Tanner's world is crumbling before his eyes right now. What do you mean? He is distraught. People who have foreskin act differently than people who don't? Yes. You act so weird.

You act really weird, I don't have a hood. So I'm not going to lie, yummy, you act hooded. Dude, when I, I'm from the hood. Yeah, I grew up in the trenches. When I, that's true.

Yummy did. The trenches are you. I grew up in the trenches. I remember one time I said that I had for skin so long it was like an elephant's trunk and I would like swing it around. This is the worst. This is the worst.

Can we end it here? Can we end the podcast on that note right now? You haven't even in an hour yet. Use God die. This guy's stoned on your head. Look at how he's trying to like a circus right now. Here's the worst story. We're going to get in your life right now.

Back when I was in. high school, right? Where we're doing history. And then we're doing, we're learning about war. And my teacher wanted a war map. So I bat wings my boss tank and I, and I took the veins as trenches and I took a photo. There you go. I love batwinging so much. Dude. War. So, so yummy. If I were to take you to a waffle house, would you order? I'm sorry. Can we just pause right there? I'll tell you what I'm going to order. What? No, no, no, no. A huge Coke.

I'm going to get a Coke, yeah. And then I'm going to get smothered covered and blubbered and covered hash browns and then a bacon. And that's it. No offers. Smothered, buffered, blubbered, hash browns. But there's no waffles? Yeah, what? No.

Why? Yeah, you have a hood. Because or I'll get the little, what is it? Like the little steak melt? The steak melt is good. The steak. Yeah, you have forced them. That makes no sense.

Dude, I literally will show you like the tip of my wiener. if you want. No, we are definitely going to have to end this podcast. We have to end this podcast. We have to hit an hour.

We have to hit an hour. Our last one didn't hit an hour. Our first like two minutes is like nothing, by the way. Yeah, I know. Okay,

anyways, Nick, what even provoked you to ask my dear friend Tanner if he had four skin or not? You're like, Tanner,

this might be a personal question. Um, are you hooded? I'm literally. It's hooded. I'm sick right out. Tanner does act a little... That makes no sense.

A little cheesy. How? How does he act hooded? What does that even mean? Because he's a mountain man from Washington. They don't get that over there. But no one to hear that! What?

Is it cheesy? Tanner acts a little gunky. Yeah. What does that even mean? Tanner acts... You're a little hooded. You got to watch, bro. Use code group for 10% off your game.

You're totally... Oh, but you're from the hood for real. Your video is. You guys not going to hit 500K. Just how I know you're hooded. You guys have no idea you're talking. I'll pull it out right here. I swear to God, I'll end this podcast real damn fast.

We'll leave it in. We'll leave it in. You talk like a strict dad. Holy shit. I'm going to turn this podcast around if you guys don't put it out. You guys don't cut it out. Tanner has foreskin, question mark, exclamation. Tanner is hooded?

And then it's just like a him batwinging. Tanner grew up in the hood and it's like a penis with a hood on. Let's just call it Tanner's cock. Tanner's little guy that also likes to wear hoodies. Let's just call it. Why they call him Big Tee? And then blur it out. Big, what's the Tee for?

Tittitis. Tinted? What is Tinnitus? Oh, Tentitis. That's when you ring. What? Ears ringing. Tinnitus is for your ears and tetanus is rust.

Tentitis is rust. We're all going to be deaf by like. Tintinitis is not a real thing. People call me big. all the time just because Zana can call it me once. That's crazy. Yeah, true. It's kind of crazy.

I don't know why the fuck he did it. Yeah, that took off for some reason. I was like, it's kind of hard. It's funny. It's a little hard. How did we not have any podcast topics for this episode? We did.

We just, we ran through them. I can tell you guys about a dream. I had like three weeks ago. No. I don't want to hear about that. I would hear it. I hate you guys.

My favorite color, it's red. I'll be honestly too. Mine is too. Mine's red. too. Why is red and white? Why is gay for each other? Red, black and white.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on, brother. Now listen. Wait, what? Tanner, what's your favorite color? Hold on, hold on, hold on, Tanner. What's your favorite color? Yeah, I'm an orange kind of guy

in teal. That's total force. You're prisoners. Dude. I'm teal too, though. I'm teal too. Teal is good. Every time on Animal Crossing, I pick teal.

You're just not even here right now for us. We have to talk about Tanner. And Tanner. I was talking about my favorite. color, bro. We're not talking to you right now. Just leave the real. We're not talking to you right now.

For our audio listeners, Grunk is just shaking his head. Grunk shook his head so fast. He starts spinning around. He was looking to a ceiling. Can we talk real fast about how addicting TikTok is? I cast myself on that app so much.

Look, that stupid. I don't even use it. Like, I don't get addicted to it. I don't go on TikTok. Yeah, I know. Because if I go with my fucking crunchy roll, you're on that all the fucking time. Oh! Whoa. But that's real.

Because I was watching this kid who was reviewing fire alarms. Whoa. Go ahead. Whoa. Listen, I was watching this thing. This person who was really into fire alarms. And he has a fuck, like, ton of videos. Like, like, tens of thousands.

I don't even know. There's a lot of videos of just like, like, reviewing fire alarms. And like, he gets really like into it. He'll like break it apart. And he'll, like, break it apart. show you like the insides of like this fire alarm and each video gets like 200k or some shit. Like it's so strange.

Have you seen that guy that made a Tesla coil in his backyard and everything? Yeah, he's a genius. He's a little genius. There's a guy that made like a Tesla coil in his backyard. Yeah, he's just like he literally looks like a guy that would look like Einstein's like, you know. Have you heard of the guy that invented the water engine and got killed?

Yeah. I heard that that was a hoax. No, you're a liar. I didn't do my research. I'm right. I don't know. And Uber driver told me that it was. this long distant family member one time. Can you say Uvoo driver? Yeah.

Voo driver. I... What? Breachia do. Sorry, guys. Have you guys seen the guy who built a Lamborghini out of mud? I did see that video. He parked it in his mud mansion driveway

that he built with the pool underground. No, he was driving in instead of raiding. it melted and he was like still going but it was just him and the entire body came on done and he's still driving

you can see his legs like running with the he was peddling the stone smiths the blitzons the one thing melts

is like two guys like crawling all on the ground like one guy riding on top there's hamsters and like the wheels like It's a bunch of anoes like a raccoon's like turning the wheels And like a bunch of rats like the mortars

Never buying Okay anyways guys 10% off for This has been great Man you guys really want to leave today Don't worry We underperform this week So we can overperform next week

Yes This was good This is a good podcast We're talking about passing out and smelling Sharpies Tanner has a cold Tanner is really Really

Tanner if you got a hernia Would you tell us No. See, that's why I think you're hooded. You know, Isaac, do you remember when we talked about DoorDash? That was an hour ago. Wait, what? Just about.

We stopped talking for once in your life. What the hell? Yeah, I'll stop talking. End this damn podcast. Tell us when we're splitting up. We're done. We're quitting the podcast. Let's the original T-pose, Larry.

Wait, can I do it too? since I've been... I want to do the gentleman's dad for Fortnite. Say E. All right. Tanner, hit the Nene. Say E. Wait, can I pelican?

I rather Pelican. It's it. So, yeah, what is that? Okay, yeah, that's good. Yeah. You have to say E. Oh, he's going to, he's going to... Yee.

Yee. E. Oh, that was bad.