The Group Chat - #110 - OOUUTTBAACCKK BREAAADD 😫

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

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Yo guys, Brunk here. Sorry I couldn't make it to today's podcast. There's a little communication error. And I know I've been missing so many, but that doesn't mean that I care for you guys any less. I'll be here on the next one. And take care of yourself, please. And love, love, love, love, love.

Come, buddy, scream. Folks. We're missing two people, folks. We're missing two people. Good riddance. Well, yummy right here. Yummi's right here with us. He's right here as well.

He split his, he cut himself in half so that he can split some. Look at that little thing. He's like infinitely silly now. Don't want to cut his tongue off with his axe. Can I be real? You ready? I'll throw it to you. Well, there you go.

It's too far. Bring that back. Bring that back. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, we're missing two folks. And I'm going to be gone. I'm going to be gone. for a week.

So here's the thing. 21st is coming up. 21st is coming up. That's a big thing. That means I can shoot handguns. Wait, I thought your birthday is a 24th. It is a 24th. It is a 24th.

It is 21st birthday. Dude. I thought you were saying the 21st. The 21st is coming up. Let me put it in Nick terms. 21. Bert. Oh.

Birthday. 21 birds. It's my age. Larry, can I be real? You've been like 19 to me for four years already. You say that. Too many fucking time. I'm going to kill you next time. You say that. I say that. Damn. I'll say it this time. You've been 19 for 20 years. What did you say? You've been 19 for how many? You've been 19 for 20 years.

You've been 19 for 20 years. When I came out, I was 19. Dude, can we talk about that for a second? That should be our first topic. It should be about the fact that you have grown up so much. Oh, man. Have I? I mean. What was I like? Because I, I like don't have any videos of me when I was younger.

Like, not a lot at least. So I don't know. When you first met me, you were a criminal. You know what you were like. I'm going to go down the line. Yeah, that's fine. You were a very quiet person. Okay.

You were very quiet, like, almost like to a point that like you wouldn't talk much first, but you were always just very like giggly. And so like you just like to exist. Like if Larry was in the call, you wouldn't talk a whole lot. Kind of funny. Kind of quiet, though. But kind of funny, we got to know him. He's in his own world or something.

Oh man, you both. Fucking butcher that shit. I could not let you go down like that. I had to hop on that trip. He was like drowning. You don't know how to swim so you jumped in with him. You both are drowning. Yeah, no, you were just, you were really quiet, but you were funny.

So it was always just like chill. Because I remember the very first video we ever had you a part of. You literally were just a bird sitting in a fucking sleep. Yeah, I didn't know what else to do. I mean, there was not, there was nothing else to do. do I thought I was gonna come in and you guys were gonna hit me. So I was kind of prepared to be like, yeah,

are my parents home? Am I gonna scream right? Cause I scram. I screened for your video. Let me go back real quick. Let me go on. Cause like, I remember the first video.

I was like, I came, so when I would come home, my parents would be at work and I would have like an hour window where I could just be as loud as humanly possible. And I used it up for one of Isaac's like first, I think. Oh yeah, it was this one.

Skydiving instructor Kyle. Yeah, it's really, oh, that's coming out of the TV. I f-dub the audio, everybody. Sorry, y'all. Isaac Y and Burt Vagina that's the bag. We gotta bring that bag. You and Chewy shows like the worst brandable names ever in the history of men.

Burt Vigina is like worst soft-willy by a mom. Soft-willy of burnt-fidgenna? Are you kidding? Dude, imagine he had a vlog channel. What would it be called? Hey, what's up? Bagina's bag. What's up?

Bajas. Big Vaj bag. What's going to be? More Vage. More Vage. More Vash. Willie Vajna. Yeah.

It's kind of crazy. I never really thought about it when I was younger. I kind of just thought it was funny. But the JPEG still was big for Instagram. It was. Yeah. It was like PNG. And any file like extinction.

MP4. MP4. MP4. Yeah. And P4. Yeah. I don't understand how Chewy and I became really good friends. he was chewy, I was Wabbit,

but his Instagram meme page was burnt vagina and mine was soft Willie. Well, that was because you guys both made it. No. Yeah, your old one was deleted. I was soft Willie before I knew chewy. No way. No, you weren't. Yeah, it was. I made that account in 2016.

Oh, man. No, you're full of baloney. You did not. 2015. No, because we thought of the most... Classic Isaac. We sat in a VC and we thought about usernames and that was the best you came up with. It said it'd be so funny if I just did this and you did it. That's the story.

I actually have proof that my account was me in 2016. Oh, he's got receipts. Yeah. He's got receipts. I said to God because I sat with you and Shui and a VC. And we sat there and we thought really hard about the funniest stupidest user names. And Soft Willy was one of them that we came up with. Right, right, right.

Remember when I admin your meme page, Nick? Oh, my God. I had admins. I had people that would just addmins. That was a really common thing. That was a really common thing. Dude, I posted some bangers. I'll be real.

I was the best at it. Dude, I'm not going to lie. That was like the riskiest thing in the world at one point. Just allowing people to have your login and just. Yeah, that's crazy. Some people would have conned. I would remember, I could have ruined your life.

I would look at stories on meme accounts and they'll be like, sorry guys. Anatom was being really weird and messaged a bunch of random people. But you don't know who posted that. So it was kind of like maybe he's covering up for himself. Like it was so. Sorry, guys. It was a big ass risk to,

And it still is to kind of like associate yourself with a meme account. So if you do one, if you want to make one, I don't know. Be careful. Be anonymous, okay. Don't be anonymous.

Don't put on your bio. By the way, this is my main. Use your first name and last name. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

So my account was created on January 18th, 2016. Owned. Damn. My name at the time was meme distributor. Told you it wasn't soft, Willie. Oh,

no proof. No, no. That was the name, but Yeah, I'm the meme distributor. What would you like? Yeah, I go by meme distributor. You just call me meme. On Discord?

It's called me memes. Huh? On Discord? No, this was on Instagram. On Instagram. On Instagram. Yeah, on the idea. The bio said, our memes are shit.

And, hold on, our memes are shit. We can't swallow so we spit. Hey! Yo! Yeah! What is the meme? Dude, on, in 27. 2016, that was the shit to say.

But I said our memes, and we can't, like, I had people that I was doing this with. Yeah, I don't know who. I don't remember either. I didn't even know you at the time. Your name was not Softwil, I swear to you. Six years ago, just some dudes who suffer from erectile dysfunction. That's classic.

Is the same soft willy on it? Yeah. In the username in 2016? Yeah. The name used to be Softboy. S-O-F-D-O-I. I remember the name. Not the at.

The at was always Soft-Willy. It's word of God. I swear to God. Then why did we sit and think of a channel name for you if soft willie was right there for like four years? Because I remember we made, you're like, man, I'm going to make this this Discord meme and we can upload the Instagram and then it, then you're like, I'm going to upload the YouTube. And then we sat and we thunk so hard. Yeah, because it was either I just kept it as Wabbit or I made it Soft Willy. Damn.

Like my meme page. That was a choice. There was a choice. And I had to, and my meme page, I couldn't rebrand to Wabit. Why? Because there's some inactive, like, person from the UK that has a name Wabbit, I think. You could be, like, Wabbit with two T's or something. Yeah, why didn't you do that?

You're right, I could have. Was it Wabby with a, or one instead of an eye? Would I have done that? Yeah. It was never Wabbit. Yeah, this person's name is Tabitha. If you just look up Wabit, they're from 2013. Pretty Flowers.

I'm on Instagram, 2013's a little kid that's, like, singing. Tabitha. What year? 2013. What's turbo their ass. Let's do it. God. You have to tell people what that means.

What does that mean? I don't even know what that means. Isaac's an e-thug. I'll be honest. What you're talking about? Isaac, you used to like steal robux. You do.

Yeah, you would scam people for robots. If we wanted Wabit, we would have to get, actually we have, oh my God. No, we'd have to get someone with like a company

and send an Instagram and be like, hey, we have this like trademark, but it's Wabit, so that's going to be a little hard to lie about. We're going to be like, hey man, we're going to need that. And they're going to be like,

okay, whatever. I'm gonna file trademarks and like a whole Yeah, yeah Damn For Wabit just to get the name back Evil motherfucking You could

I think it's too late to rebrand But dude that would be crazy Because like you're a penguin Oh well you're just like Your character's always just like you Hey I guess you and I are just us Yeah we are just kind of us

He's a cat No you're Drake Because you're like You used to call me on myself Oh hey Hey Hey not when I need you All right

That's no Well yeah Yummy Yummy's like a cute little strawberry Imagine I was a pancake Wabbit I feel like people would like me more If I was like a little fucking fruit

Or a little fucking What would you be if you could I just cut like I would If I were to be a persona Oh man Oh man If I were to be

Don't do it man I think I'd be a big A big cantalope With a beard You'd be a pig A psalop with a beard You'd be a plug A plum

Did I be a freaky pig? Bore Oh, Borgod? Yeah. Borg. I've had that part. Borg God. You just added God at the end.

God. Bored God. Bored God. Imagine a football player with his name just being Borgod. That'd be fucking. Yeah, he's like, he's on like, he's on the O-line. He's just huge, 400 pounds, all muscle.

Yep. He's like, very. It's like a big name too. Bore God. Yeah, it's so obvious that he's really good at like football because on TV, he just pushes like whatever's in his way all the way over to the other side of the thing. What's that commercial?

He's just watched where it's like he's driving a car and there's a wolf. and then it was like a basketball player. Oh, Draymond Green. He's like, he's trying to escape a wolf. And he's like, he's like driving off road. And then he gets home. And then he sees his daughter. And she was like, what did you so long?

There's a wolf. And then she was like, oh. But you got to worry about the grizzlies. He's talking about basketball teams. Those commercials are. I wish, I wish, Yomi was here because I'm sure he has a lot of basketball commercials that he knows. knows. My favorite one.

LeBron James? No. That's a good one. Where they're all LeBron's. Rejected by Anthony Davis. Oh my God. The stands going crazy. He's just sitting there like this. The fan of me. He's so static. He's so like He just stands there and like talks with a blank face. Yes.

But he's talked so fast. We watched rejected. What was also that what was that game where their voice acting and then like the basketball players are so fucking bad at it? Looney Tunes? No, no, no. It was that It was like 2K.

It was a... Oh, what? NBA voice over. It was so fucking bad, dude. NBA... Okay, no way. Is it NBA 2K voice over? Maybe.

Oh, dude, me. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Get a hold of this. Watch this. Where am I? Anticipated storm in the building tonight.

Uh-huh. Homeboy was running threes down on these fools. Bam, bam. Bam. One after another. They'll lose track of you and boom. One of them gets really bad. That was sweet to see.

Holy crap. It's gonna make a huge difference for us. People play this, man. This is like the shit. It's so awkward. Just helping the team. Now you gotta like, yeah, yeah. There was one. Dude, I could voice acting anything.

If that's like, if I could find it real quick, there was one that was like just, it was embarrassingly bad. You're right. He's right. We got too much talent and we work too hard. We're playing like this. We gotta get this train right back. on track.

This doesn't make me hyped up at all. That's right. We all have that. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen. That's right.

Let's do it. This mouse not even moving. Oh, never mind. I thought it was more. Can we do that? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, no, I fucking NBA T-K has the best voice lines out of any game. I don't G-A-F. That's true. What about rabbits with a Z? Oh, damn, that's a good contender. Is that the thing with the guy with the plungers?

Blah! Yeah, the thing? The rabbit. The rabbit? No, not the rabbit. The other guy. What? Rayman?

Rayman? Yeah. Rayman, he has like invisible arms. Oh, oh. Raymond, Raymond. Dude, I actually, like, really liked the Rayman Rabbids. I also like... A bads, too, for the Wii, because I would always play the band one.

And they'd be singing Funky Town, like... What's that song? How does that song go? Yeah. Play that fucking music. And I'd be a dick to do it. I get a high score every single time. Okay, just to put this.

Okay, hold on, hold on. Okay, wait. Wait, you never play? Yeah, I did. Oh, you didn't? That's like rabids too, yeah. Yeah, I played that game. Wait, did anyone play Crash?

Crash Manicute? Yeah. Dude, I played a knockoff of Crash Bandicoot. I'll find it for you. It was Mario. Mario, yeah. I played wrath of... It got really big.

Wrath of Cortex? What the hell is that one? That's Crash Bandicoot. No way. I think it's two. Oh, the big yellow guy. Yeah, that's him. The wrath of that guy.

Yeah. I was like, what? I played the cart game. That was fun. I did play the cart game. I played a... K-O... I think it's Kato, the kangaroo.

You guys remember Sly Cooper? There's a what? Remember Sly Cooper? No. The raccoon and the pig and like the lizard. And they got a steal. That game was insane. No, I played, there was two games I played a lot.

And they were both racing games. It was a Cartoon Network racing game. Let me see where I can find it. I think it's... Cartoon Network Network. I don't know what the hell is wrong with my head right now. Racing game. That was like brain fart.

Yeah, it's this one. It's a cartoon network car racing. Oh, yeah. Doug game. Huge dove. Oh, Johnny Brothers. It was on this. It was on the PlayStation 2.

That roster's crazy. Yeah, baby. You got... Oh, that game is so cool. Dude, back when collabs were like organic. Yeah, dude, they were forced to do this. They were all under the same umbrella. Back when collabs made sense.

Dude, was that gumball, Waterson? This is not, I don't know if this was in it. Okay, no. They just want to the sequel. Oh,

okay, yeah, I'm gonna say, oh, you got Rick and Morty. What? Yo, look up K-A-O,

the kangaroo. Hey-A-O. The kangaroo, round two. Hell, or round two? Yep. What and God?

This game was, was so much fucking fun. Dude, this shit looks like he'd be on clearance for like a year, dude. It was a crash bandicoed knockoff, I'm pretty sure. I think so, yeah. It also has like a Donkey Kong font.

Like a little theme. It's taken from a lot. I'm not going to love it. Yeah, this is crazy. It's like a horrible, a horrible conglomerate. Hey, this is his childhood. Look, it's beautiful. Look how pretty it was.

Dude, does that not look like that game where you raised those little things? Banjo Cazooey. It's literally like ripping off Banjo Cazooey. So it's got, what, What is that Dragon one? Spiro. Spiro.

I love Spiro. Did you ever have those, like, physical things? What was that one game? Skylander. Skylanders. You can't play that? No, I never played Skylanders. Or Pokemon or any, like, physical thing.

Really? I was an electronic kid. Pokemon? I didn't play Pokemon. Dude, I had friends that had Pokey Walkers, like the small ones that you'd have for, like, Pokemon Pearl, and I think it was... Pokey Walkers. I had Bakug on, though.

Dude, this is before Pokemon go, like way before. Look up Pokemon, bro. Damn. Oh, what the Hey! Wait, I had one of those! Yep. It came with your game.

Oh my God. It's like one of those little little things you gotta feed. Yeah, gold and soul silver. That's what it was. It wasn't for it. Dang. Yeah.

You guys are Pokemonades, bro. I never got on that wave. Dude, I can't name a single Pokemon besides like Muteu. Pikachu. Dude, I was like the only... You couldn't name anything except Mew 2.

Go ahead. You can do another. Boplastor. Bobbuster. Come on. Venusaur. There you go. Venusaur.

He stole, he's still like half my answer. No. Yeah, bulb soar. Just try to find like a weird name. All right, Ivy Soor then. You don't know that yet. Oh my God. Mm-hmm.

Blast toys. Growing up, I was the only white kid in my group. You were the only white kid? Mm-hmm. What was your group like? Um, everyone was Asian. Because I met one of the homies. Yeah, you met one of the homies.

And he was the only other white one. Yeah, I've heard about that. I heard of the lore. Yeah. I'll tell this story. I'm not going to name names, but he, basically in fifth grade when I went from private school to public school, I had made friends with all these other people, this other group of people. And he was like the only like white friend in that group. Everyone else was either like Asian or Indian or I think it was.

I think that's really what the friend group was. So I was like the one like white kid, I guess that came into the group. And he was the only other white kid and he started getting like upset because he was like figuring that he was going to get replaced. by me. Dude, can we watch that cute feel skit right now? Yeah, I was just I remember when I mentioned that.

Yeah. I mentioned that. I was like, there was a Q&Piel skit whenever they're, uh, you have to look up, uh,

Acapella, Acapella. Is it an Acapella? Yeah, just do Acapella. It'll come up. All right. Nick,

tell me if this is accurate. Dude, this is a whole skit. All right, here, skip a little bit. This is not going to be accurate. Dude,

we can't watch. Just watch. Just skip a little bit. This is a whole, okay, okay, It's going to be asked as a lead. So basically, basically they're...

Do do do do do. Bo-do-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-wee. Wee. All right, skip like 30 seconds. This is you. This is you. Okay, maybe not exactly. The fuck you think you're doing, nigga.

I'm doing my thing Nickle Fuck you doing This is my Seven white boys These are my Asian and Indians What are you doing This is my group of culture people

What are you doing? Dude it's so funny Because he was like so upset with me for years Damn That's crazy It was like it was a little bit of strife. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie. But, a little bit of strife. We ended up,

we ended up going past, you know, moving past it. Yeah, you guys are good now. I mean, dude. Yeah. Fucking hang out with the homie. Yeah, dude. Hang out with the homie. It's just funny to think, because like, I don't know. Just, that was my friend group at the time. What was your guys' friends group like? Fucking Mexican. Mexican and hella, hell of Mexicans.

Not a lot of, yeah, not a lot of Edgars. There weren't many Edgars back then. Okay, what was there was an update. There was an update in like 2010 or something. There was, yeah, there was like a patch note sometime in like, Earth 2.0 got update, Edgar Edgar update. I had a

well, I was just like a bully though, so you know, I was kind of like hanging with the dickheads. Okay. And one of them. Did you always have your head shaved? I had at some point, you've seen me when I had my Mohawk. You guys saw that photo on my fridge. There's a photo of me

on my fridge with the Mohawk. You're so cool. It was so mad all day. Dude, I was punk. Oh, metal. And then I remember, yeah, I really wanted a Mohawk because I saw it only on this, like, Spanish TV show where, like, the bully was rocking a Mohawk. And I was like, oh, my God, he's so cool.

So I rocked one. Me and my friend, my friend Aldo. What's so funny? My friend Aldo. Aldo, I think he said Waldo. Friend Waldo. I could never find him. That was my BFF at the time.

And then we split in, like, sixth grade. It was so sad. Why did you all split? It was because of school. Class got bigger. Yeah. Class got bigger and, you know. Yeah, you start fuck with other people.

Literally, we weren't in the same class at all. We're like so far apart. That's it, bro. That's it. That's evil at school does that. That's right. That's really. Especially middle school.

Yeah, once it happens, it's going. And then I found a new group of friends who were like into FNAF. Oh, man. Yo. And then Larry was born after that. And then I was born right after that. That was me. But yeah.

Not many friend groups. I didn't really like get along with a lot of clicks like that. Like I didn't stick to one. I kind of just. did my own thing. Yeah, I was a lone wolf too. I think I had like three friends for like my eight years of school. I was like, friends are, your stories are really funny, man. You're going to be a good storyteller when you're older. Dude, they're crazy. The things I've heard from this guy, dude. I don't

think I can like say a few of them, but like I've told you guys that he brought a four loco to fourth period and drank it all. And then he sat right in front of me. And I like, tapped on his shoulder and he's like he was like completely drunk then he got his wisdom teeth taken out and they gave him perks so he so he just sold them all the

yeah yeah why is it why did I get perks yeah where my you got your wisdom teeth taking out okay okay okay honest honest to God like it helped a lot with my pain the fact that they told you hey just take uh Advil that's crazy

which I had to take some for this because it was it kind of hurts. It doesn't hurt too bad, but yeah. Yeah, we didn't even mention that. Larry got his wisdom teeth thick.

He did. Yep. They gave him Fent. They gave me Fent. That was a crazy experience. That was, dude, can we talk about the fact that like...

And I just found out that Fenn is like, like, deadly. Deadly. Yeah, very, very... I was like,

Dude. You just found out that it was deadly? Well, now you see the videos. When I was making fun of it when you were about to get it, you just found out.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I knew it was deadly. I knew because I like I've heard dude it's like there's a crisis of a fan crisis going on yeah a lot of literally like everything's getting laced and like it's just really bad in streets yeah but I didn't know the micro mic like the small yes because we watched the video well we didn't watch it we saw the thumb though it was a video of a police officer opening up a bag yep and he instantly like with some which is it was just in the air and then that caused him to like almost die and that's the other cop had to give

Narcan. Yeah, Arcane. And so I just didn't know how, like, tiny people use. Yomi was talking about it, and just to roughly speak for him,

he was saying that, um, that it's actually pretty good that it's a really smart, like microdose because it does the same pain relief effect kind of thing, but at a smaller dosage, which means you have like less in your body better than, uh, what was the other thing you mentioned?

It was like morphine. Morphine. Yeah, morphine. Um, which is like heroin. Right. Heroin is just a dirty. morphine. Yeah, which is insane. Very highly addictive. Yeah, now that I knew, now that I know how tiny

like it is that can kill you, I was like, oh damn. Dude, that day when you were there, like, just, just to preface, I'm a big dumbass. I like, I was supposed to record. I was so bad. I was supposed to vlog Larry getting this whole thing and like we woke up at like 6.30 in the morning. We drove there for seven. I have my camera and everything and I forget the SD card. And first bus. viewers at home when you don't have an SD card in your camera

it means that you can't record it you're not dumb viewers at home dumb the meaning of dumb oh my god okay well yeah

that was the first did you phone you use your phone yeah yeah we used our phone and Larry found out that he was gonna offend

and we were like making fun of it and we were just like yeah I was like what I said I was like oh yeah dude

this is your first time to offend you're like not even 21 yet that's crazy I gotta say the vibe we brought was completely

different than what I was like before you guys came by because it was just chill and then I'm assuming they thought we were going to be like a friendly like chill kind of you know because I didn't tell them about like I told them that you were going to be like one of my friends were going to be recording yeah um but I didn't give them any details as to like what kind of is a humorous is it like maybe just like a cute vlog thing is it like you know what is it we should have done like we should say we were doing a documentary on fentanyl yeah bring it bringing like a whole studio crew why we need to mass

produce fentanyl for reasons like that for people who need their wisdom teeth taking out dude that is so crazy that you got fentanyl because we were like why are you like geeked up about that because it's just funny that we're like calling a guy a dealer we did yeah that means they have more

so we should break in and steal it off yeah where is it and then we sell it on the streets on the streets and it's medical the drug deal podcast Well, I basically, like, so I was going for, I really wanted this mouthwash that was there in that, like, little office. And, uh, you know, those like little cup dispensers where you pull down, they're just like a whole bunch?

I watched it. That was bad. I tried pushing it back up because a few others came out. And I pushed it and it lifted all the way up, the entire container, lifted off the wall and fell and, like, knocked almost everything over on the table. You guys just including his fucking medicine. Can I recreate exactly what happened What I saw on the video? Yeah sure

You're like this Oh man The audio listeners Are gonna love that That was a good one They're gonna look at their phone Just to make sure that it's still Yeah

Yeah yeah It's got long pause Audio listeners at home I had to recreate I did do some improv Yeah I was like Huh okay yeah I'll just take this And then I pulled down one

I'm like oh there's like a few others Push it back up The whole thing lifts over And starts just falling Place is completely silent And then just crash That was deadly silent for that moment.

That was like awfully silent. That was also like one minute after you met them. So that was like almost first impression kind of. Yeah, I was asking, I was like, is this spicy? Is the, is the mouthwash? Spicy? No. It's Minty.

It's Minty. Dude, with the alcohol, it's spicy. It's not like the mask. It's like prickly. It's spicy. How about you do this right now? How about you? Get that axe.

Get that axe and chop your head off right now. Hey, guys. Don't do it. Peachy. Pige. Don't take that axe and love yourself. I'll take that cover off. Yeah, that was fun, though.

They were really good sports about it. Yeah, yeah. No, they were actually, dude, I love that dentist's place. They are top-notch people. They're family now, okay? Are they family now? They're family now, yeah, for sure. Wait, I flip with them.

I have a technical question. Technical? Is there a reason that camera's not switching, or is it always like that? It is always like that. Thank God. All right, we can continue. It's just on mute.

Yeah, I thought it was. I was like, oh. I can switch you and delete yourself. No, I'll just... There you go, I can see himself now. It's kind of like a monkey looking at a mirror. And it's like, he doesn't know what to do. Things that's a threat.

Don't, don't attack it. Don't attack it. Look it to us. Is this what I've been looking like the whole pot? Yes. You suck. Dude, look at Jonesy in the middle there. He looks so creepy.

He does look a little freak. No, I like him. He's chilling. He's chilling. Can I chop his head off for the podcast? What do you want to chop everyone's head? Why do you have that X? I want to kill.

Well, anyway, ladies gentlemen, this Saturday, we are going to upload the amazing camping video we discussed. I wanted to talk about that. Can we talk about, I think we can, yeah. Right? Because it's going to be tomorrow. It's not camping. It's tomorrow.

Oh, it's not camping. It's surviving 24 hours in the wilderness. Which, speaking of fucking witch, if you're watching this, tomorrow, when you watch us surviving 24 hours in the wilderness and you tell us that we copied sidemen, I'm going to be so irritated Look at my

Man, it just so happened Listen, it's not going to make sense Because we already talked about the camping And you know what? Exactly Guess how many people have survived in the wilderness For 24 hours on YouTube I could probably say there's at least 2,000 videos

Outdoor Boys Sam and Colby Markiplier Markiplier Markymo And Pea Pie Rock Climes Yeah, so he could probably Okay now how can we differentiate

from those people And what can we do We're the funniest and we're awesome I think the best one to put the food I think we have to actually kill someone and eat them And I listen Dude I don't have a lot of meat If drunk with us I think he'd be the one

I think yummy I think yummy I think yummy Yummy's got good meat on his butt Yeah but He's a big butt He's got a big juicy butt You would be more filling You have muscle

No muscle good Is muscle good or is fat better If you eat muscle muscle fills you up Are you sure Maybe that makes me feel like shit so I don't know

yeah fat's kind of like weird oh dude I want a steak can we please get steak tonight a nice waggy steak no just like any steak let's go to Outback I don't care

Oh Albeck Ladies and gentlemen If you're listening to this We're outback Cut the podcast All of us eat That would be so cool We actually go tonight

I'll take a camera Yeah actually I'll splice in like a little Outback has some of the best brand I don't know that brown bread that they have. It's just so good. Can we please go there?

Like, actually, I know you want to. I don't care that we're podcasting right now. I know we all want to go to Outback. All right. All right, look. I'll say this. I'll go to Podcast. I mean, Outback.

I'll go to the Outback. I think you need to go home. You need to go to Aubbock. No, he's fine. I'm good. You got to go out back. Hey. I got a nap.

And then we're going to bloom an onion. Oh, my God. The blooming onions is so good. They're so good. I just found out, by the way, how to deep fry things. I just found out that you have to put like something on the item food. I thought you just poured it in vegetable oil. Oh you're actually

kidding. Oh like you need flour and then egg. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. I thought I thought like people just put it in. I mean sometimes they do. How the fuck is a potato able to get fried? Do they just? Yeah, they don't have to do that with potatoes. Why? What? You activate a voice. Dude, that was

to like burp. I had to burp. I had to I had to keep talking Oh my god Oh man Grunk what'd you think of that? Oh man Yeah and I agree Oh

Grunk is not here right now And neither is yummy They're both I don't know hanging out They're chilling somewhere I actually got a voice message from grunk And it's gonna be before all this starts It's gonna be like a little tribute

It's gonna be it's gonna go like Hey team Sire can make it Yeah something Yeah Spread positivity Hey take put that Okay axe

Tanner has an axe now that's not Age restricted All right now No Hey have a question Careful with that thing The axe The axe makes me

Have a question Yeah Fuck Mary Kill Isaac Larry Me What Why? Why the axe though? Because we could do it live right now

Fuck Mary Kill Right now Okay Can't get married right now Hmm Why are you looking at me I don't know What you're thinking

Are you gonna marry you Alright, you know what, I'll be real. I'm going to kill Isaac. Okay. That's fair. Damn. Damn.

I'm gonna marry Larry. Oh. I'm gonna fuck Nick. I'm sorry, Isaac. What the fuck? What problem do you to ask that? You're like, okay, well, because he had an axe and there's three of us,

and it was just a perfect question. That is a perfect setup. That's beautiful. Sorry, Isaac. Sorry, I think in depth about my questions. I'm really excited to finally go to a bar with the homies and have a drink. Larry,

I'm gonna be real brother. I have been, I've been 21 for multiple years and I've never been to a bar. That's a lot. Why? We can bring me off. You went to Muscle Girl Mommy bar in Japan. You did. That was awesome when we were live on Twitch. We were on Twitch. Try and find us. You won't.

Oh, man. I don't know if you guys seen their clips, but 30,000 views. No, I'm playing. I was like, Did you have your mask on when you were there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You did actually. I remember. Okay. Yeah. All right. Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah. I was like right by the camera so I could like have my stupid ass. You. Oh my God. It's all coming up. Dude, I was depressed when I went there. I was going to say that Larry, for the listeners at home, Larry surprisingly has never drank a sip of alcohol one time in his entire life.

And he's going to drink it for the first time. Larry, I'm going to tell you right now about alcohol. Acahah It is Not that great, man Honestly, now that I'm older And I've had a lot of experience With like drinking

I don't even like it anymore I hate the taste of it I hate what it does to me I hate when I wake up after It all suck The number one killer Maturing The number one maturing

Maybe Matured I think it's just getting old It's like the same shish Like I'll drink on occasion Like I'll have a nice I don't think that's getting old Because old people love alcohol

More than anyone Social Social drinking I think it matters about when you're drinking. Just don't get drunk. Like, don't get definitely... I mean, like, if you're not having fun sober, then, you know, if you have to drink to have fun,

it's not going to be like that great. Moscow mules are chill if you have, like, one. Mojitos are chill if you have, like, one. White claws are shit. I'll be honest with you. Okay, this is... I really want to try doing bartending. Because the mixing and, like,

the knowing all the recipes and, like, video. Are you going to become a bartender and, like, do those things? Or, like, throw it up in the air and then, like, pour, like, yeah, yeah. Like, you have, like, a bunch of stat cups in your point. Yeah, you're just like, bro, I just want to drink, man. He's like, play, like, play on fire. Yeah, I turned, like, I turn the ice until, like, playing cards.

I'm like, whiz. Pick a card. And he's like, bro, I just don't know what a mojito. Oh, pick a card. Pick a card. Damn it's a mohito. Wait, that's where you're getting. I wanted a rum and coat.

You know the guy? The guy doesn't eat ice cream. Like, there's like this... Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a little kid, he's like, poop, poop, poop. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he doesn't want to give it to the kid. The kids gets all mad.

Dude, that's an old clip. We should do that with like drinks. What, doesn't... Don't give the alcohol to the guy. People would hate it so bad. You're like, oh, hey, hey, go. No, they're going to go. I just want a drink, man.

It just came off a lot. Come on. You know what's crazy? Remember when we first moved here and we made a lemonade stand? Yeah. Yeah. I think we should do it again.

No. Wait, like move to ticks? Yeah. Oh yeah, okay, I thought you're talking about this house. That was like,

no way. That was the first video. I thought it was a really funny video. I thought it was a funny video as well. We like, that was a funny video. We like did jack shit. We built it and then we got like cops called on us

because I thought we were ped files. Yeah. Like, we're waiting outside. We had, we borrowed, no, listen,

we borrowed a white van. Yep. We parked outside of a park. We built a makeshift lemonade stand. It said free. Next to a game. Next to a game. This did not. Okay, we didn't know there's a game plan. And this also didn't help at all.

Yeah, you had a mask. Completely anonymous guy saw lemonade. That officer was such a stuck up douche because I was like, do you want some? No, he was chill. Fuck, he was chill. Officers are allowed to take some fucking lemonade and he's like, I'm good. Oh yeah, he's like, no, I can't take that. I'm like, bro, what do you mean? That is true. He did do that. He did fumble the violence.

But he was, but he was funny, he was like, I mean, you got a white van. And he like, he broke it down for us. I was like, uh. He connected the dots. We're like, oh, yeah. And then we had to, like, disassemble that big hunk of shit. And we just went home.

And then it stayed in the garage for like six months doing nothing. And then we had some guy just come with a big ass truck. And then just threw it away. Like a hoping dream. Did it fucking work? Dude, it was. Went to Home Depot and we're like, y'all sew wood here. Yeah, it's over there.

Like, I'll walk over there. That's when you pantsed me. I did. I was talking to that worker. You try to steal too. You're like stealing Cheetos. Okay, guys. Relax.

You're a criminal. Relax. Oh, come on. Look at him. You look funny, dude. It could be a criminal inner pipe. Never mind. I'm scratching all.

He's just itching his nuts. Sorry, don't look at that. I just had it. Is that cover still not on? No, so it is. I'm just like, hang on it. You're scratching with your like axe.

Ah, finally. If you had no razors, would you shave with that? Yeah, for sure. No, I don't think it would. Dude, what if, like, one day we just go to Tanner's room? He's got, like, one of those big wheels he's like this. He's like, sparks flying everywhere. Dude, when I think of that, I have, like, goggles.

I think of insidious. We're, like, the guys, like, the blades. Like, he's, like, la la la la la la. He's like in there, like with an axe, like, shh. Yeah, what if Tanner comes out with, like, a big bandage underneath his chin? I'm, like, sweating. There's chains all around my room.

It's, like, a medieval blacksmith. It all started with one axe. That was from a camping video. There's like pig carcasses hanging from there. There's like a walk-in cooler freezer that you have where your bathroom is now. Yeah, there's like pigs hanging for you. Exactly. You just start getting into the weirdest shit.

You just start getting into the masonry for no reason. I would totally get into weird. Just everything. Oh yeah, no, I could. I could easily do that. I love that. I love that shit. I actually kept watching like TikToks where they just sharpen stuff and they do like cut tests.

Oh, dude. Yeah, where they'll like go back and forth of the grid. Yeah, they'll be like, okay, so this knife has to cut this. Yeah, and it was like 900, whatever it was. And they get to like 50? Yeah. The thing that you bought, I heard it is like shite. Like soup, shit.

I haven't heard shite in a while. The knife sharpener you bought? Yeah, the one that he bought. I don't think it works at all. Yeah, I think it's a whole little bum. Yeah. The rolling thing that you tried giving me. Oh, it's bad.

No, it's really good. Have you used it? Once, yeah. They got my shit right once. You got your shit right once. I was never like in the market for sharpening knives. Then why'd you buy it?

Because it's cool. You need to get like a big, you need to live on your own. You need to like... I don't think I could live on my... I feel like you walk into my house and it's just knick-knacks everywhere. Just trinkets and charms.

Like, dude, do you know what's in your old room? Like six pieces of NBA memorabilia. I don't even watch basketball and I have a Kobe jersey. Yeah, give me the magic jersey. That's not a good thing to admit. You're like hoarding, I think. I know, I was just letting you go a hoarder.

You are a hoarder. Wow Yeah, you are You are Now that I'm thinking about it Because you're just buying shit to buy shit And then you gotta keep them And then you have attachment to things

You do You have like serious attachment to items Sort of I wish I had a piano right now Where I was like Yeah What is the feelings Invoke about that

Kobe signed card That you have So I honestly To God think it might be Kind of like a missing puzzle piece from my childhood has to do with some underlying traumatic experiences and my

my sentimental attachment to said items probably stems from something unpleasant to happen during my growth into a conscious being. So with that being said what? If I were to take it away from you, what would you do?

I, um, honestly God, probably wouldn't even notice. I have to pee so bad Are you crying or you laughing? I'm laughing Just because I have to pee out of my eyes I gotta go eye Yeah no

It's the the memorabilia in there Like I only bought it because I'm thinking about In the future I want to like put everything in a glass box For no reason Like imagine seeing this hat in a glass box I'm gonna think it's important Do you think that you're like

Kanye where you just got to like Put everything in like a thing and then You should hire somebody to record you Like every day Every day. Dude, they would get really bored. I just reminded myself with something crazy.

What? Kanye West bought a $53 million home made by a really, really popular Japanese architect and then destroy the entire house. I was trying to sell it again for $53 million. And you're mad at me for buying a Kobe jersey? I know you saw that. Why do you do that? There was like a satellite photo of it.

It was like completely like, like destroy it. Because he's like stupid as shit. I don't know. Yeah, he kind of is. Our goat's experimental. Oh, now it's like selling for like $39 million now because no one's gonna buy for 53. You've seen that photo?

This guy, he's like, all of his clothes are completely torn and dirty. And it's like, but it's Palenciauga. It's so funny. But it's Balenciano. You guys missed a fucking Cardi concert, bro. I had an experience sitting in our rooms. There's a concert?

Sitting in my room. Was it on Fortnite? Oh, you guys are, oh my God. No, you guys are, oh my God. What he said? Roblox. I didn't hear that. drop? What? No, you didn't drop.

Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, time out. What do you mean? Where was a concert? It was at Summer Smash. I don't know what that is. What the hell is that? He rapped? Playboard? He's saying, he... Fy-Bes. Fitches don't love me. Fee and they just want to fucking...

Fway. He had a concert and it was fucking, dude, the live stream. I'm gonna see if I can find one. Twitch emotes allowed? There was... Did they have Pepega? You just see Pog?

Pagga and Pog. Komoto hype. Yeah, he's like up there and he sees like... The base... The base was so absurdly fucking loud because the only guy

who was streaming it on his phone had a shit-ass phone and the quality was so ass and the base was so fucking loud. Yeah, listen to this, okay. I was gonna put like a snippet because I think it's gonna be copyrighted. But this is the live stream quality

and this was like what what I had to like watch for like an hour. I'm seeing the basis. Wait. Dude, it's all pixelated. Oh my God. Okay, so imagine this, dude. I was on a Discord server.

It was the Playboy Cardi Discord server and I joined the Cobb. And then somebody took a screenshot. It would look like this. It would look like that. I just tried grabbing my brim To pull it down Bro, you were not The Playboy Cormad

I am in the Playboy It is the dumbest server Everyone hates him But they love him It's so fucking funny They're all kids They're all Dude, they're Cardi heads

Yeah, they're cardi heads Yes, Isaac yours is longer than mine dude Oh, get on dude But someone would take a photo of something like that Like all pixelated and on shit And they're like

Oh my God his outfit It's like they're crying You're so cool And then everyone's like How the fuck you look at that shit Are you there in person? Like it was so funny Wait, so you were watching it

like alone or in a server with people? I was watching it alone and then I was like Oh my God, what is the server doing right now? And they were all just... Did you join those VCs? I joined the VC. You get instantly muted So I couldn't say anything but The guys who were, uh, all I heard was like

This guy was like, oh my God, oh my God, He's playing all red, dude, and then I hear Shut the fuck up! And then he just gets real quiet And they're just watching the live stream And then I hear someone to go, man, this live stream sucks ass. I'm leaving. And then everyone just like, dude, they're all...

They're like a hive mind. They're a hive mind, but they all leave. All right. Who's a crazier, like, fan base or audience? Taylor Swift or Cardi? Cardi. I don't know. Swifties are pretty crazy.

They're scary as fuck. Cardi, some of the Cardi fans are pretty, like, um, self-aware. Oh, dude, I kind of want to see like a war. One million Swifty versus one million vamps. I get, what? What are they? Yeah, Vamps.

Did you see... I think you just made a Robox game. Dude. Wait, wait. You just made one up right now. If anyone makes that, please let us know because we want to play it on this.

I'll be down to play. I would love to play one million Swifties versus one million. Swiftie versus VAMs. Or maybe there's like a tycoon where you could pick either Swift the Army or Vamp Army and you build out.

Oh yeah, true. Oh, yeah. We could make two games. Cartride into Playboy Cardi. Oh, in his concert. Into Taylor Swift. What were you going to say? Oh, yeah.

Do you see that Lana Del Rey performed at Coachella? And then right after Lana Del Rey, Ken Carson was up next. So all the Lana fans were in the front row and he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, y'all should have went home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, y'all should have went home. They were crying, dude.

Yeah, they were crying. I had a friend. That was the first time they heard of 808. I had a friend who was there. The first 808, oh, the first 808. The first 808. Ah, oh, shit. Yeah, no, one of my friends

Who was there, she was like, dude, this was like the worst lineup they could have ever done because There were so many kids who were just crying at his concert Because they were like, sense the order No, Lana Del Rey Ken Carson Like

Yeah, Yes, There's a tunnel under a Her song Yeah, yes And then Ken Carson's like There's a tunnel

Yeah, and it's like It's like upside down crosses And all this shit Yeah Just completely different. Like hamsters are everywhere flying all over the place. Did they know that he was up next?

Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Okay, think about it like this. If we're going to a concert, you're thinking of one artist. You're not thinking about the lineup of like who's, you know. People are going just for Lana. Maybe you're thinking about like, oh my God, Lana's up right now.

That means Ken's next. So I got to get made. That's how you're thinking about. You're not thinking about like really as a fan. But if you're making a roster to put Lana, that feels like a meme. Like that has to be. attention. Yeah, why would they do? They should have... I don't know. You know what that's the equivalent of?

It's the equivalent of back-to-back movies in a movie theater playing like Inside Out 2 and then like Wolverine right after. Transformers and stuff. I remember I was trying to watch Pixel and I accidentally walked into like sinister. Oh, yeah, yeah, pixel. It'd be exactly like that.

Oh, you mean pixels? Pixels? The Adam Sandler movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So me and my mom, we walked in, we thought we were in the right fucking theater and then the first scene I think it was sinister or it was something but I'll all I remember was the first scene is it was a school play and it was shot from like the audience.

You don't see Adam Sandler at all. No, I was like this is a at first we thought it was like a trailer to a horror movie. We were like this this is like a really sick trailer like they were really immersing us with this shit and it was like a school play and it was there was like a hanging and it was supposed to be like a fake

hanging but then the kid accidentally like actually gets hung and then after that happened, I'm like, this trailer has gone on for like five minutes. You sat there for 25 minutes. And then I got him next to me. I'm like, what movie is this?

And then he's like, whatever movie it was. I was like, oh, and then you see me and my mom walk out like as soon as the hanging happens. Oh, sorry.

We're like, oh, sorry, we're in the wrong movie. Were you able to watch it? Yeah, we watched pixel. That was great. That was fun of me.

Dude, I'm going to be honest. I think Adam's stiller movies are pretty fine. Dude, they're so funny. Click is so funny. I've never watched Click,

man I'm like, dude Click made me cry when I first time watched it when he was like the very end He made me fear death Yeah, I was scared. I was like Damn, really Dude, it's so funny though The one scene where like

He has his boss in the office and like His boss is an asshole so he pauses him and farts in the salad He smacks some really hard toys Farts in his face like three times He's like Did you shit in my salad? This tastes like

Does someone shit in my sound? Yeah That's such an Adam Sandler thing He probably brought that bit to life Like okay Yeah and then after He made $20 million He goes and wears his basketball shorts

To the In his La Ferrari Okay I'm not gonna lie No that's pretty cool He's pretty hard for that Like he plays streetball Does he? Yeah

He's a good fun No he's actually a good basketball He likes to make it known In his movies That he can play basketball Yeah He likes to make a known Yeah like in grownups

He was just hitting Doinkers the entire time He was in Greenby Greenby Dreaming. Dude, remember that time when we were in Discord and we talked to Jack Black? Dude. That was weird, dude.

Were you there? We've mentioned that three times of the podcast, by the way. Did we? Yes, we have. Because I, we, drunk and his friends knew his son, I don't know his name, little Jamie. Yeah, Sammy. I call him little Jables.

Little Jables. But yeah, I've talked to Jack Black and his son before. Yeah, he'll just like walk in while Sammy's talking. He's like, what's up, boy? Yeah. Something like that. Dude, he had like a little gray in his beard and everything. It was like showing age.

That was COVID. That was a weird. That was a weird day. That was like prime. That was a weird day. That was prime him doing his like TikToks at the time. Yeah. Like a social media presence, I guess.

His son was all behind that. Five nights are Freddy. Imagine being like, I don't even know how old he is. Probably like 50. He's pretty old. He's probably. No, he's 58 tops. I'm going to say 55.

Look it up. 58. It's a gamble. I'm saying, uh, 52. I say 55. 58.

Black age? Yeah. Oh! Hey, I get head. Damn. Look at him here. I said 55. Fuck.

Oh my God. Look at him. He's a charming man. Dude, I want to really watch, uh, Nach Libre again. Have you ever,

have you ever watched, uh, pick a destiny? Is that where he pretends he's, like something about Jesus? No. The passion of the Christ. He was not in the passion of the Christ.

He was not. Oh, he wasn't? Okay. What is pick of Jesus? Or what is it called? Pick of Destiny is a really funny movie. It's like he gets a, he's a really awesome guitar player. But he's not good enough.

So he has to find like a pick that was made by the devil. So he breaks. Oh, is that where he's with the other guy? Yeah, Kyle Gas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The bald guy. Yeah, and they're a duo. What is it called?

Pickup. Pick up. Pick up Destiny. Oh, Pick of Destiny. Oh, Pich of Desny. Yeah. Yeah, Tenacious D. They're an actual like, yeah.

They're an actual band. That's really what it is. That's so funny. Tenacious D. Um, what was I even going to say? I'm like, I want to watch this movie.

I'm like taking a mental note to get this movie right now. This reminds me of the era of like Napoleon Dynamite. That's what it was. I've never watched Wayne's World, but I've been wanted to watch it for a while. Should we get outback and then go watch this to them? Yes, please. Dude, that would be the craziest night.

Yeah, look at this poster. It's just so fucking iconic. Dude, it's Isaac and Yummy. I said that would be like that. What did you say? Isaac and yummy. What did you say?

Dude, I said that that's like the craziest night And I said, Outback And then we just did Jack Black movie That would be a fucking dope night If only we had like a guitar hero like machine Oh That was

We had like a GameCube It was one of the original plans we had Dude When we first moved in Was to get one Was to get a rock band A rock band? No it was like no

I wanted to get a guitar hero machine Like a full set machine Oh one of those Yeah You gotta get those at auction Yeah but they're expensive They're like a thousand, no? I don't know, man.

What's expensive? You can, like, emulate them too. Yeah, but like, pretty sure. Come on, a machine, like, that's dope. Emulate what? Oh, yeah. Guitar Hero 3. Oh, I played it.

I emulated it on my PC a few months ago. You got a guitar? No, I used a guitar. Do you use your keyboards? You use your Osu keys. Yeah, it was really boring. It was actually really hard. Because there's certain, like, you have to do, like,

two, two, two, two for like 30 seconds. what does that mean? Explain to the people who don't know Osu. I don't know how you get so good of that stupid game. You're on guitar. You know the thing? The little trigger, it's like, so I can press and hold like a green key.

Imagine you on a keyboard. You have to sit there and be like, smash. So fast. That's hard. Really hard. And like all those rhythm games genuinely come down to genetic like capabilities to. Like you can max out and like people will just do better than you just

because they're genetically able to. I'm going to be real. I disagree. Dang. No. I feel like I could practice for two years and I wouldn't be able to do it. Jikaz, for example, bro. Isaac,

the number one Osumania player, Chikades. He's like insane at that. Is he still number one? He's still number one. Yeah, but if you watch videos, they're like,

they're not even looking at the screen. They're just like, they're like zoning out where they're playing it. Turns out to muscle memory, but like he's been, he's been doing it since I don't even know how long. He quit Osumania because it was, was too easy for him.

Yeah. He went to, there's a really insane one. Did he get to that one where you to like, move the dial to side? Oh, that's sound vortex. No. Sound vortex is easy.

That's easy. It looks hard. It's not. Tried playing it. That shit. You know what's actually hard? Dance of Fire and Ice. Is that what that's called?

Oh, the one with the balls. Yeah, they have some of the most. Yeah, ridiculous levels. Caesar-inducing, like, music. Can you look it up?

What's the song? There's one song. What is it called again? There's a bald guy. Look up Dance, a Fire, nice. A Bald guy. Max combo. Oh, that's like all buzzwords.

Combo. Yeah, we're getting everything. And then go to videos. Oh, this one? Oh, my God. No. No, that's him. That's him.

Go to go to, though, click this channel. Oh, wait, go to one of his most viewed videos thing. Most popular. Yeah. So he had something crazy? Is this? It's the third one, right, Isaac? Yeah, that's the third one.

Yeah, watch that. Okay. Seizure warning, seizure warning, seizure warning. Seizor warning, seizure warning. Here we go. Okay, they get it. Don't watch it. I don't know if they're like zoning out.

You got to be careful because this will give you a heart attack. Watch this. Oh my God. The fuck you've been. I can't even see. I can't even see it. So that's not really looking. You're just listening and you're playing with muscle memory.

Like, how do you like? Bannan, bena, benin, bannas. Look at the bit rate. The actual bit rate of the video. Oh, it's a stream? Yeah. His stream completely correct. Wait,

can you go back five seconds and look at his max keys per second? It caps. You'll see it. Uh, where is it? Where is that? Uh, I think it might be at the, it's at the right. All right, so go, press play. Just look at the right.

It's in that little black box on the right. I want to see if that changes. Oh my God. That didn't. 78 keys per second. 78 keys per second. Yeah. second. Per second. That is

50 second goal. Like how do your fingers even move that fast? I don't get it. I'll never understand that. Yeah, I don't know. And in rhythm too? Yeah, and in rhythm. On time. That's stupid. That's dumb. Pretty sure he perfect comboed this, didn't he? He did. No, he didn't. There's like certain parts where you could just like say, well, I tried that and then he can resume there. It happened a few seconds ago. Oh, is these the checkpoints? Yeah. But yeah, he literally cried after this because it was so hard.

Dude, there's a clip, though, of Jekad's. He got like a full, the first ever full combo for um oh what's that one song it's by the cox what but it's by cox say what the cox by the cox and butts the cox and deeks it's a full moon light a full moon night oh that's crazy you just remembered yeah so yeah he got like a full combo on like one of the hardest songs at the time and uh stream he's like okay I'm not gonna get like a really good score but I'll definitely full combo it's the first one at the time and he just didn't give a shit he's like okay shit score moving on and that was it and then he didn't even get a better record with a full combo than his last one that he did so he just like took a screenshot let's did a piece

sign and moved on he did not care they're like built totally different dude that is absurd man the level of standard that they have for well how long I've been playing for though because I remember it's like 2014 15 right, Isaac? How long has Osu been out? This been out for actually a really long time. Mania's been around really, though, since like 2015, right? I don't really know. I always think about that one clip of Shroud and Shroud's dad,

and then it was like, I think Shrude's dad, is he, I figure where he's from, but he was like saying that he used to put Shroud on his lap and make him play CSGO, not make him, but... You're gonna play this right now! But, like, Shroudraud was like really young and he would play like CS or something. He would just play random games.

games on his like computer and he was like naturally getting better when he was really really young because like when you're young as fucked you're just like a sponge and you're taking all the shit's in PC?

PC Wow Yeah so he was crazy That's overpowering dude When I have kids I'm gonna make him do like everything I'm gonna make him learn languages I'm gonna make him

Yeah piano instruments dentistry Dentistry's surgery It's gonna be NFL athlete Guys I'm to die trying That's how you That's how you do the lighter faster

He's like I'm gonna make my kid get like into, like super into slapbox and like, like, like, like, like,

I'm, I'm, teach your kid out of a shadow box yeah, oh my God. I'm going to

teach my kid to just be a follower. Aw. Just follow your friend. Just do what you're told, buddy. I don't know what to do. What are your friends doing?

Just do that. They're doing weed. They're, they're doing weed. All right. If that's the trend. That's what we're doing today.

All right, go ahead. Try it out. Hey, you never know. He's like coming home a new flavors. If your friend jumped off a bridge, do you follow? Yep. Good job. There you go.

Do you guys have AR? Do you guys know? Like, you never know, dad? We're like, they always tell you like, well, I don't know. You'll never know. Just do it. You never know. Like, that's your only answer to like anything, any questions you have. Like, it's always like a do it, you never know kind of thing. Oh, yeah. I was, I was kind of lazy. They're just kind of like. They always had like told me about like logic. They're logistic. Logistic. Yeah. Yeah, my dad was always

Very logistic, too Religious? Oh You went to get to religious dad That was my dad Religious Hey Would your dad sit you down

And read like Bible verses two Before you go to bed? Yeah Did you believe in Santa Claus As a kid? No, I wasn't like Stupid I didn't believe in Santa Claus

That's just was so obvious to fake Dude I found out in fifth grade By a kid that was Jewish Fifth grade That Santa wasn't real My mom straight up told me I think in like

Kindergarten he wasn't real Dude. Not that it matters that he was Jewish, but I went to a Jewish town and they were all make fun of Catholic kids because I was in Catholic school. And like I went to a public school and he was, he was making fun of me because I was Catholic. Yeah. And that I believed in Santa. He said, dude, you still believe in Santa?

What the, you know, like, what are you talking about? And he also bragged about getting like gifts for Hanukkah and Christmas and he's not, he doesn't even celebrate Christmas. That is some effed up. That's called double dipping, dude. It is double dipping. It is double dipping. I don't care.

What the hell? It's fucked up. It's like having a birthday for like two weeks straight before Christmas and also getting cool shit on all the days. Dude, all of my childhood dreams got crushed just because they forgot to put a dollar under my pillow because I lost a tooth. I was like, I knew some shit was up. I was like, what?

What the heck? And then I went to my mom's room at like 7 a.m. I was like, there's no dollar under my pillow. and she was just like I'm sit down I remember And they're like Tooth Fairy Santa Claus

Easter Bunny they're not real They just listen to them all I remember when I found out That the Easter Bunny wasn't real I cried in the car Drip the fuck up And I think it was because I was more upset about the fact

My parents betrayed me I'll be real I'll say it How dare you lie to your kid about that Listeners if you believe in Santa Claus Bad news Bad news he only He doesn't visit

people like Isaac and Tanner. But he's real. Why me? I'm nice. You're holding an axe. Yeah, so what? He gave it to me for Christmas. Wait, Santa didn't visit us this past year. Dude, I haven't gotten

a Christmas present. We took a fun of it. No, you know why? Because we had a fake we had a fake fireplace, fireplace. Oh, he couldn't make it down. But he can make himself shrink and he shrinks himself. We were we were living in this house for Christmas.

Yeah. Did I even this last Christmas? Yeah, you were, you went back home. Oh, yeah, I was gone. I don't remember Christmas. Yeah,

I don't remember Christmas at all. I remember I was gone. Because we never set up, but we didn't do it. That's why. I was like, do we even celebrate Christmas last year in this house?

That's crazy. Yeah, past three Christmases for me have been completely robbed of old joy. You did that to yourself. Yeah, you do that all on time. I'm just, I'm preparing you guys right now. Lasely VC will be filmed earlier.

October? October. late October, early November next week Well can we do it next week Can we do it tonight after Outback After Outback and tenacious After all of that

That would be perfect That's such a good night That's the night dude Come on I miss my Christmases So wait are you gonna For Last to leave VC Five

Since it's gonna be the last leave VC Uh huh Are you bringing back like everybody What do you mean everyone It's gonna be the mashup of the year Are you gonna bring back like Bear and like everyone else Are you gonna bring like

Slats? and Moonsie I don't really know I mean I've really gotten that far but I have to How much is it? How much? Yep

Dude I don't know I don't think So much money Dude I would do 100,000 No I'll do one million Dude so much I am not doing last

Leave you seen unless I'm guaranteed 75 grand In my I'm not doing it unless I'm also Guarant 75 grand Guarantee 75 grand And me too Because I'm working overtime

for those videos son This is ridiculous. Yeah, me too. Yep. And I just do it for free, dude. We all just, I'm like side-eyed Larry. I like, I already won.

I'll do it for free. That's my, oh, man. Kiss up, bro. I'll do it for. No one does, no one does anything for free, bro.

I know, I'll do it for another 25 grand. Man, get you. I think this year is my year. I'm not going to lie. Oh, man. All right. I'll tell you, I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why. This is, you're starting early. Can I get it, can I get a breakdown? Okay. Let me give a breakdown. The Willie fans are embarrassed right now.

Okay. Lose your eyes. Dude, I got a haircut. I don't know if this person watches the podcast, but when I was getting a haircut like a month and a half ago, this kid walked up to me. He was like probably like 16. He told me that I need to win lastly VC5.

Like straight up, he said, I lose betting on you all the time. Oh, I'm sorry. When? This was like a month and a half ago. Some kid walked up to you instead of that. I was in a barbershop. Get my haircut. That was right.

Oh, man. Yeah, so I, so I actually met someone that, like, does that thing where they, like, bet with their friends. And the first thing that they say to you is that you suck at staying awake. He didn't say that. That's pretty much what he insinuated. He said, bro, you have to win last leave you. I always lose money on betting on you. Is there like a circle?

But that's not why I'm going to win. I'm going to win because I've been detoxed completely off of caffeine for a month. I've not drank caffeine. Four hours later. I find it so unbelievably hard to stay up past, like, three. I'm at right now, but I know the minute

I have the aid of caffeine, I'm gonna be an animal that you guys have never seen before. You know what? I'm gonna only say this just for motivation. I don't think you're gonna make it past hour 12.

Bro, just you wait. Guess what? Isaac over here who needs 650 milligrams of caffeine to operate, he's gonna still fall asleep because he fell asleep.

He did. Remember that? Yeah, we talked about that. I had to wake you up. Yeah, he should give me $1,000 for doing that.

I laid down in my bed. I was like looking at like my phone after taking a whiz. I was like, all right, of what I have left to do. I was like, what's the challenge? I was like, I was like, I fucking love it.

I dread, I dread it so much because we just sit there and when we just do nothing, that's the worst. It's the best. I think last leave you see is better than Christmas and Disneyland combined. I love it. I don't know what. The reason why?

I fucking love it. Well, you know why? I hate it because I'm in the middle of the fucking room, like downstairs. I'm cold as shit. You get a blanket. I actually, for this year, I'm going to actually have a pair of sweatpants right next to me.

No, you get like an entire outfit change, have everything by your disposal, so you don't have to leave. The reason why lastly VC is like, it just has such a weird feeling about it is because I strip everything you guys could do besides interact with each other. You interact with each other, and then there's like multiple weird stems

of all sorts of inside jokes, bits and everything. Out of boredom. That's what happens when we just get deprived of our goods. We just lose our minds. Pretty much. We lose our. complete mind. Just us in our brain.

It's so crazy that the first, I think two last to leave you sees, I was set back so bad. I think it was a second and third maybe. There's a second and third. The first one, you just fell asleep in the dark. Yeah. Isn't that one last six hours? Yeah.

What was the one? What was the one where Yummy and I basically stayed up for 72 hours? That was two. That was two. Yeah, it was. It was two. I was back in New Jersey still. Yeah.

Was that when I said that I was Bob the Tomato. Yeah, Bobbed the Tomatoe. That's when I was in my other house. my sister house. You were always jumping between houses. That was an iconic backdrop. Yeah, I know. I don't think it was...

I missed that backdrop. Yeah, mom's house, sister's house. Mom's house, man. Okay, I don't mean to be the guy who interrupts everybody. I have to pee so effing bad. I need this to be over or I need to go take a peepee. No, I got to go poop. All right.

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