The Group Chat - #110.5 - Just a chill episode honestly.
Episode Date: June 29, 2024Nick, Tanner, Isaac and Larry just chatting it up man. Reminds me of a Saturday morning of a couple of guys drinking in front of a wooden fence.. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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I'm gonna walk on.
Yup.
And a night.
Bug Nation.
Bug Army.
All the bugs out there.
Bug cadets.
Bug cadets.
Bug cadets.
Bug cadets.
Bug colonels.
Bug coutoons.
Bug generals.
Especially my bug chefs out there.
Bug Nation,
welcome to the podcast.
We have our special guest,
Isaac, bug right here.
Shout out of the bugs.
That was very audio friendly.
It was.
Everyone at home loves it.
That was really good.
Welcome back to the, we make false promises and everything goes wrong podcast.
Nobody's here.
I'm gone.
This is Lon.
That's Don.
And that's gone.
Can I be wrong?
You can be gone.
No, that's 100, 100.
That's gone.
No, Kilawa.
What?
Carapica.
We go through this all the time.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we've done this.
We've done this.
Grunks key.
And then we're going to be like, what about Adventure Time?
What about a break a show?
What about a once a week thing?
I do want to say something real quick.
And now it's becoming like an.
security. I say like a lot.
You do say it. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're like, see?
Like right there. Oh! You're a big like head. You got to stop talking. That's pretty bad.
It's bad. I don't think I ever say like. You do say it. No. I notice it. No.
Yeah. No, I don't. Look, it's trying so hard. I can go this entire podcast without saying that word. Watch.
Just like keep a track on it. Keep a track. Keep a radar. Okay. I will.
But yeah. Every time you do it, I'll go, me, ma'am. I'm going to really try hard to not say that.
Okay. I'm going to think before I speak. I'm going to think. I'm going to think. I'm
gonna think that's great yeah i'm gonna think perfectly trying to remove words like um and like that's a speech
one oh one you interrupt a lot you do interrupt i know that's why i failed that class come on son come
on bro if you want to be you better remember you're i'm keeping track of you like like i don't know why
like you like to dish off like the spotlight those too for you i don't give a shit i have no problem
speaking ooh you like rubbing up
I got no problem speaking.
I'm like rubbing my feet on this table.
But yeah,
this is going to now,
this is going to be the self-aware podcast.
The very self-aware.
Because it's one of those things.
We have four people right now.
This is a lot easier to kind of converse without interrupting too much,
without,
you know, freely,
have I said it yet?
No.
Okay.
You're doing pretty good.
Freely speaking without interrupting or.
I'll point out another thing you say.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Not to make you self-conscious.
Yeah.
But I think that you say you know more than you say like.
Okay.
You do say you know a lot.
Okay, so there's three.
There's three actually.
Because I wrote it down.
There's that.
There's like.
And there's a third one that I say a lot.
I always catch myself more than often.
Yeah, go ahead.
It's a curse word.
No, it's not a cursed word.
But I do curse a lot, which is bad.
But it's not fair.
Thinking about what you say often, in between filler words?
Well, I say it.
It's not really.
Well, yeah, it is filler, but it's at the end.
It's always at the end.
I don't know.
Do you say, I don't know?
No.
Oh.
You say no a lot.
No.
So.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Well, yes, but I'm also answering you.
So.
Gotcha.
What do you say?
Keep talking until I refresh my memory on it real quick.
All right.
Well, I was watching a TikTok on our clips channel.
So make sure you guys go check that out.
The group chat clips on, on TikTok.
And there's this one clip.
Yeah, yeah.
And YouTube as well.
But there was this one clip where I was trying to explain the story from a few podcasts ago about
that Ray William Johnson video.
And I was sick.
Yeah,
by the way,
you got like 100,000.
It had 300,000 views, I think.
And so many people were saying
the guy in the mask
interrupts it.
They were calling it the interrupt podcast.
They were like,
dude,
it's 20,
24.
He has a mask in doors.
It was so funny.
People were like,
they said,
uh,
some podcasts aren't for everybody.
Yeah.
That was,
that comment section was a tough read.
Somebody was like,
I hope they don't see this.
This is a comment section.
It was a tough read,
man.
I don't read them all.
You know what?
Yeah,
I read them all too because they're funny.
I mean, regardless whether or not people are like...
What people say, what people really do say at this point, I could not give a single shit.
Do I say it?
Yep.
Like, I'll take it into consideration and if it's like a bad look like a general like criticism,
then I'll be like, okay, that makes sense.
Right.
But if they're like, oh, it looks like they're eating real well lately.
It's like, by the way, we've talked about it.
It's the camera angles, like 100%.
Yeah, it's the camera angles.
I've never felt more like obese in my life than sitting on this podcast and watching clips.
Why?
Because the camera angles make us look so like obese.
straight up.
I like watch them, you know?
That's why I'm like running more.
I have like no draw lines somehow on this podcast.
Pause.
Do we ever address the fact that technically a week ago right now?
We're recording this as everything is dropping.
Yeah, we haven't answered.
But when it's coming out, so one week ago we dropped Shaker Cut, mousepad,
lean 2.0 already out.
That's crazy.
So it's still all out technically.
Yep.
So like one more week.
Yeah, you have one more week.
You can go to the link in the description or go to.
to GamerSups.g.
You can buy that amazing shirt that Isaac's so lovely wore.
You can buy a mouse pad or you can buy a shaker cup.
It's pre-order, by the way.
Or you can buy my right burke that has a footprints already in it.
You can see the...
Already.
You can see the toes.
Already.
That's great.
That's my whole foot in there already.
I don't know what happens.
That's insane.
Is there like an acid on my feet, bottom of my feet?
They just wear only those.
Yeah.
Speaking of which, are you ever going to move your shoes from downstairs?
Oh, maybe.
I trip on them at least two times a day.
Well, there's also another roommate.
in this house. And he has two shoes
down there. And then there's also Hoka's down there.
And then there's like those. Who? Larry?
Grant and Larry. My Hocus. Yeah.
My shoes are down there. And my Adidas were
And his Adidas are. Dude, you have like six pairs
of shoes downstairs. No, I don't. I brought him up. I brought
basketball shoes up and easy's up. I'll go
downstairs and look. Yeah, like duh. Like right now.
Dude, I walk outside of the bathroom and I immediately trip on a fucking
Birkenstock. Well,
just look. Well, I cleaned your smoothie king that had 20
flies on it. Yeah, thanks, dude. Also, I found
I had a wrap a towel around it.
where I found the filler word words.
What you used?
Yeah.
It's not going to lie.
You say not going to lie.
Yeah.
You do say not going to lie.
The way I kind of like went about it was I literally, oh man.
It's so saddening.
The way I went about it is I sat in my room and I recorded myself talking just about anything.
And then I washed it back and then I was about it.
And then I watched it back and I realized.
and I wrote it down and now I'm trying to be more conscious about it.
See, so what you're doing is you're slowly articulating your thoughts, right?
You're slowing down speaking, so you're now allowed to give yourself that time, right?
Your brain is moving much faster than your mouth or actually the other way around.
Your mouth is moving much quicker than your brain, right?
So now you're using filler words like like and um and shit like that.
To kind of, yeah.
So if you just speak a little slower, I promise you, the thought will come to mind.
Well, here's another thing that I've realized as I was doing all that was that, oh, there we go, the attention span, right?
I always think about that.
Did I say anything?
No, no, it's funny, though.
It's funny, though.
But the attention span I always think about.
And I think it's more of like, I don't know if the audience is fully engaged in what I'm saying right now.
So then I need to speak faster or I can get my topics out as quickly as possible so that before,
They leave, they hear whatever I need is.
I think that's what it is.
Dude, that's what streaming is like.
I have to, when I'm like, you know, I'm doing fast, dude, I'm fast.
I have a actual problem.
You, you know, you watch somebody stream.
I'm talking a mile, like a million miles a minute.
Like, let's go, right.
It's like bad.
It's hard to, though.
It's hard to, I know.
Because then you feel like you're, like, not really doing your job as good as you could be kind of thing.
Yeah.
It's a, yeah, it's a really strange thing.
When I slow down, I, I'm like, I have to look up in my head.
And there's nothing wrong.
It's slowing down.
you know there's nothing wrong
with slowing down because you know
yeah people are going to have you know
pretty low attention spans myself included
but when you're in the middle of a statement
you don't want to be too slow that you're like
there's this one guy on a podcast
I forget what it was he's like
the reason why I talk this slow
it's like don't talk like that
yeah no that's but
talking way too fast for people not to be able to comprehend
it's just like you know it's not you know what I'm saying
and then you're like you're unable to keep up with yourself
Huh?
XQC
He can pull it off
Miraculously
He can pull it off
I don't know
How people
understand that guy either
Yeah
Sometimes
It slowly makes sense
After a while
It really does
It's almost like
Stockholm syndrome
You start to understand
Over time
Like maybe this guy
ain't too bad
You know what
Maybe he's for the better
man
That was a dark humor
By the way
Oh that was
Oh dude
That was
That was
Yeah
That was
That was
Look off of this
podcast
If you can't handle it
Oh
I'm sorry
You're so edgy.
I'm radioactive right now.
That's a good song.
What's that song called?
Radioactive.
Yeah.
I used to listen to that song and think it was like the coolest.
That and sale.
Every Friday.
Yeah, every Friday my teacher would play
Radioactive and we'd play cool math games.
Why every Friday?
I don't know.
It was just like,
Fun Friday.
So when that song started up,
everybody freaked out and they were cheering.
Radio.
And we're like, yeah.
Every Friday.
game that you have to like dodge every
Friday every single Friday it was
it never changed I wonder is that then like
cause you so when you hear it in public
do you kind of like get excited a little bit
because it's like my science teacher my middle school science
teacher I always remember him it's almost like new DNA
to just get excited when you hear radio
I was like Friday
did it I had a teacher that she gave us
pop tarts in class if we really
wanted one yeah put her in jail for that
dude she was awesome just so awesome
I enjoyed it that's sweet I enjoyed that class
a lot.
Yeah.
Because, like, I would be really, really hungry.
It would be probably, like, seventh period.
We only had eight periods in our school.
So I was like, almost a.
Yeah.
I had six.
I had eight.
How long were your classes then?
An hour?
Really?
From what time to what time did you go to school?
Class started at 8 a.m.
8 a.m.
Yeah.
That's pretty late.
Wait, what time did it end?
Actually, it was like 9.15.
It was an hour of 15.
High school started at 915?
No, that was when my second class started.
Oh.
No, when did it end?
like when did.
Oh, school ended?
Yeah.
2.30.
Damn.
I was in school at 7.30 and it ended at
230.
2.45.
What the fuck?
We were awesome, dude.
Mine ended at 3.
And I started at 7.
Wow.
We also had 200 students in our class.
Really?
My graduating class had like 12 people.
Oh my God.
That was one of your whole school at 200 people?
I think the total amount of students in that school was 3756.
I had a, yeah, I think I graduated with like 120-something-something people.
Small, small school.
Small school.
school was regional then it just became not regional Isaac never graduated yet yeah my whole middle school
had 12 people in it entire middle school yeah but none of them know how to how to edit in Vegas yeah I think
we all know how to edit in Vegas a lot of those guys there's an editing class I tried to making you feel
special man okay Vegas is awesome done of them are on a podcast like you yeah that's true none of them have
that hat what does that hat say oh the group that's the group chat the group chat custom handmade
hand sewn are you just keeping those robucks from our roadblocks yeah you owe me
No, you owe me.
No, they're sitting inside the group.
No one knows.
Oh, I made a bunch of T-shirts on Roblox, and he actually made a pretty penny off of them.
You owe me 10 grand.
And it was on my live stream, and you made them.
There was no pretty penny.
And then everyone in my chair bought them and you just kept all the money.
Okay, I'll be a real.
That's really bad of you.
That's a bad look.
Define a pretty penny.
A pretty penny.
Okay.
In Roblox terms.
How much do you think is a lot of Roblox?
Uh, Robux.
10,000 Robux.
I'd say around 10K.
Hell no.
7K?
Not even remotely close.
Well, how much is it?
How much is $100 worth of Robux?
$100 would be like maybe $12K?
And that's if you like bought it on Roblox.
It was only maybe like $12,000 Robux.
And I didn't even like take all of them out.
You owe me 2K.
I reimbursed myself for uploading all of the, I had three things uploaded.
One of them was your cat.
You don't want me to expose your process.
You reimbursed yourself.
You don't want me to.
Yeah, it cost it thousand Robux to upload like a three.
model of your cat
something about me.
Yes. Wait. I want to see if anyone
has been playing
I don't know, I don't think it's up anymore. What?
But we had a, we had an ad on
Roblox. It was a group chat
logo and it was just like a link
to the shirts that he was selling.
It was
It was, uh, he was
worst CTR of any ad I've ever ran on
Roblox or like any like picture I've ever
uploaded or thumbnail I've ever made. The lowest
CTR ever. It was like 0.017.
six. Okay, so then you guys didn't see that.
Were they the shirts?
No, they saw it. I'm with Larry.
I'm with Isaac. I'm with Tanner.
There's one that's like, I'm with bento.
Yeah, I'm with Bento's cat. And it goes
all the way across like the arm because
the name was too big.
Benza of the cat. We could look at it. We could look
at all of them technically, but
it's just, it's done. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna let
it go. You actually do owe me at least.
I don't care about those Robux. You don't get to reimburse me.
No, you reimburse me. You don't play.
10K. Give me one K.
Dude, I don't even, it's, I can't.
You give me one K.
They're all pending.
That's annoying, too.
They recently were like,
Hey, look.
So, what?
This is what I want to do with my cut
if there ever was a cut for me.
There's no cut for you.
And you know why?
If I don't get a cut,
I'm going to hire someone to mess with you.
Why?
Why?
Do you want to know?
Yeah.
I think we all do.
Yeah, why?
Sure.
Because you and I went band for band
on a gambling platform
and you wiped my shit
completely clean.
I'm not aware of this.
Is it CSGO?
Is it Roblox?
is Roblox.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
It was like Roblo.
Okay.
You,
but hey,
Nicholas,
Nicholas,
you pause.
Isaac,
go ahead and what happened.
How I wanted to gamble
with my friends.
You wanted to gamble
with your friends.
He wanted to one B1.
1 v1,
yeah.
And he chose the case
and he gave him out of my robot.
It's okay,
buddy.
He wants,
he wants,
Okay, okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
settle down.
Take a breath, drink your juice.
What I was saying is that he wanted to go one v1,
gambling for Robux, and when he put up his fair share,
and I put up my fair share, I ended up winning.
So there's some bologna.
Oh, you talk good now.
What's the bologna?
What's the bologna?
You know what?
What's the cheddar?
The bologna was that I had originally won,
and then you were like,
nah, we go again.
And you made me buy you more funds on site to go again,
and then you stole all the money I had won,
and the money I just paid for it.
That's very interesting.
Drama.
Yeah, okay.
But you still,
granted,
you pay me back.
Oh.
But,
I'm still mad.
It's almost like he was my broker.
Oh.
He was my middleman to buy me
Robux.
And you didn't tip.
So what I'm hearing
is you guys are even now.
So there's nothing.
What I'm hearing is that I came out
fair and square on top
to the algorithm of the site
that we were using.
Yeah.
He made me,
he made me.
He forced my hand
on the mouse and clicked
that's buy more.
Huh?
That sounds pretty bad.
Well,
at the end of the day man
I didn't force him to do it
I didn't force him to
And yeah no
So now I mean hey look
I'm coming from the standpoint
You can keep all those robux
Actually if there's a cut for me
Give it to Larry
What? Oh
Wait really
What you're set
Okay
Give 90% of it to Larry
And 10% to Tanner
The only reason Tanner is adamant
About his cut right now in the moment
Is because he has been on a robox
Like spree
Dude I play track and field
And I currently have
best PR in the 60 meter dash
at 6.06 seconds.
It honestly can't be worse than me
with my spending of Robux spree.
I'll join like a racing
game and I bought like the fastest car.
You suck. That was bad. You suck. We played a horror
game all together as a family and you
bought an AK-47
and it didn't even work.
Bro, it didn't work and on top of it, it was for
the bit, okay? Never heard about
that? Right off, bro. Actually, now I remember
everyone was laughing all the time. Every time
you pulled it out, everyone was laughing. Yeah, yeah.
I guess it was worth it.
Entertainment, bro.
Yeah, my bad,
learn about it, bro.
I'll read it on bed.
Can I tell you about a Roblox game
that I found this morning?
Yeah.
It plays exactly like zombies.
It looks exactly like Black Op zombies.
You have perks, there's parts,
Easter eggs, there's doors.
Dude, just plays Black Ombuds.
No, I don't want to.
Because it's Roblox.
Yes, Roblox is more fun.
I'll call it right here.
Roblox is more fun than the actual AAA game.
The actual AAA title.
You can install mods, maps, and all, okay.
I'll say it.
I'm with him.
There's just something about it.
it. You're with who? There's something about Roblox
just does games better. See, that's just how I know you guys
aren't hardcore zombie players. No, hold on, hold on.
I'm only saying... I played World of War. I'm only
saying that because not only on Roblox, do you
get everything that you guys are talking about, but
you can also ride a car into Nick Minas's butt.
Yeah, well, we have a map that probably does that, so. Nope.
Wrong. Look up, Black Ops 3, Nicky
Minash, butt. No, do not look that up. Don't even
move your fingers. You ever played Nabi as a bike?
On, on Kodzombies? I don't think so. I have, actually. I don't think you can.
I was a rough tough. I used a family.
There's a big fly eating the poop up there.
We're gonna have a little war start between the Roblox Black Ops players and then the Black O.G players are real ones.
The veterans.
What's that game called the Roblox game that is like Black Ops?
It's a Phantom Forces.
That's like Battlefield.
Sort of.
That is like Battlefield.
We should 2 v.
2.
I think I'd win.
I've been playing a lot.
You guys would get wide to like a fucking dirty diaper.
Who me?
I don't want to play against me in FPS, bro.
I'll tell you right now.
Have you seen me sniping in Phantom Forces?
I don't miss.
I just hit them all one shot in the head dead.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Tanner also be like, dude, I was, like, draining threes all day,
and then he goes to the basketball court, he misses them all.
No, I was draining threes.
At least I go outside, dude.
Yeah, come on.
That's why I said it.
That can only work on Isaac, bro.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Isaac, what do you do during your day?
I wake up, and then I watch group videos all day,
and I go to the gym, and I come home,
and I make notes on the group videos.
Oh, that's your past week. What do you do when you're not doing that for the past week?
Go videos.
Okay.
Go videos.
Hey, wait.
I'm kind of, dude, isn't it your birthday, Larry?
It is your birthday soon.
Pass my birthday by now.
Happy late birthday.
Thank you.
Happy late birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy, happy birthday.
I made you out of clay.
Happy, happy, happy happy.
Larry got a shit face drunk.
Yeah, I got fucking wasted.
A few days ago.
See how I'm doing that.
Wasted.
See how I'm doing that right now?
What?
I said a few days ago Larry got shit faced.
Come on now.
You're genius, dude.
I'm a marketer.
You're genius as hell.
Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
Wait.
Yeah, thank you.
Let's try to predict what, what happens?
Fireball, he tried Fireball, he hated it.
You've never tried Fireball because you're underage.
Oh, I can't wait.
Oh my God, I can't wait for you to drink it.
And then you're going to burp and puke and it's going to taste like cinnamon the entire night.
You can't wait?
Can't wait for you to try.
What?
Can't wait for what?
Ow!
Are you okay?
Yeah, so I got a tap.
It would be lead fly.
Yeah, that was my superpower.
Don't ever talk to me like that again.
I feel like electricity.
I just made a blood vessel pop in your head.
I can't wait.
I'm gonna try.
I've tried everything that they gave me.
There you go.
Oh, okay.
And it was a lot of things.
So I can't remember all the names.
Hey.
And it was quite delicious.
Did you go clubbing?
I remember going clubbing.
Hell yeah.
Fudge, yeah.
I was drunk, so my memory is a little.
Oh, no, were you crossed?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
On the Delta 8, though.
On that Delta 8?
The Delta, I was on the Delta 9.
Oh, it's up to the 10th floor as well.
That's the devil's floor.
Don't do that one.
I met Delta as well.
He was cool.
And it was, yeah, it was chill.
And then you flew Delta.
And then I flew Delta.
That'll be a really funny video.
It's like that vine.
It's like that vine.
Going to a city named Delta, I guarantee there's one.
Oh, my God.
Meeting Delta.
Somebody named Delta.
In this video,
in this video, I took Delta 8 while flying on Delta to go to Delta to meet up with Delta, right?
Yeah, that's good.
Someone do that and let us know.
Ryan Trahan.
Go ahead.
He would do that.
He would.
He would love that.
Yeah, and then he'd figure out a way to plug his awesome candy.
Oh, I love his candy.
Because I have the munchies and I want to stop at Target to go get my joyride.
Yeah, dude, the fact that he got sponsored by SquadBusters.
Oh.
Why not me?
You love that game.
I do.
I don't think I can get into it ever.
I don't care.
I love it.
It's so good.
Okay, can wait, can we just, like, we just sit here on our phones for four minutes and not say a thing?
That would be the funniest bit on our room.
Dude, that would be great.
That would be great.
All for Larry to cut it out.
Oh, yeah.
So, uh, when we talk about getting any special guests, who do we have in mind?
Because I really think it's time that we get a special guest.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, we don't do that, but then we never get a guest.
I bring it up.
And I bring it up.
No, I bring it up all the time.
Yeah, you brought up.
He has brought up.
I brought up soup.
It's so easy.
Soup, bark, for anybody.
And they've even themselves.
They said, yeah, dude, old dude.
Yeah.
Did you guys see about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight being canceled?
Cance?
I'm sorry, what?
Completely, right?
Well, they're moving it to November.
Oh, yeah.
So now he's waiting to fight the man, the old man when he's already older.
He's already older, a month older.
That's where they get you.
There was a reason.
I think it was something to do with his.
An ulcer.
Yeah.
Which is kind of sad.
I don't even know what an ulcer is.
Dude, why is he still fighting?
at this point I'm just gonna keep watching
Because he's gonna get like 20 mil
I want to see Jake Paul fight Adam Sandler
Oh yeah
That would be a fight to watch
And then Adam Stanley pulls out his remote
He pauses Jake Paul
And then he farts in his face
And he plays and he's like
And he's a three
He's a three pointer
Oh I love Adam
There you go
He goes he goes to Jake Paul
He puts on some shoes
Because he was a cobbler
And then he like backs up
And he pictures it a little bit
And then he was like
I think I'm gonna go
Cut some gems
I think I'm gonna go
cut some uncut
Uncutt?
Uncut chums
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I've been watching a lot of the
Street Fight videos
Not really street fights
They're more like backyard fights
Where they have
They're out in the middle of nowhere
I think it's in Tennessee or
It might be one of those like
I don't know
But it's somewhere in the woods
I know that for sure
And they basically set it this makeshift fence
It's made out of like
Probably some plywood or something
Yeah just wood and some sort of fencing I think
and then they get these fighters
and you'll be like
my name's T-bone
I'm about 6'4
I weigh like
160 pounds
and then the other guy's like
My name's Bucket
And I
And then they just cut him off
And then they start fighting
And then Bucket gets this like
Shit whooped
Just killed
It just gets absolutely killed
And it all happens in like 30 seconds
And they just cut it straight to the next guy
And then it's just
Dude the names first of all are
Like really funny
Because it's just all like
It's just names you and your cousin
would make in like middle school when you're playing
like custom characters and more to combat.
Yeah, like chud muffin.
Probably like some,
some really random.
I actually know what you're talking about because I saw a clip on Twitter of a girl
and a guy fighting in one of those rings.
Right.
And everyone was like freaking out because the girl beat up the guy.
She was whaling on it.
Oh, dude, hell yeah.
Which by the way, there's nothing wrong with that.
Girls are strong just like men.
Yes, bro.
Amen.
Right?
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
Amen.
I was going to say,
oh, do you know why they do that though?
like why the whole the whole backyard boxing came about at least from what i know it's like
no um they basically wanted to take the street violence away from people shooting each other and
is that like is that like in the hood like hoods where they'll like everyone will be playing paintball
instead of like have you guys seen that before oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there are a few there
i don't know if there were videos or just like documentaries they'll do like drive-by shootings with paintballs
Right. Yeah. Yeah. So they're trying to squash bees. And sometimes they'll show the Instagram DMs of the back and forth like, you know, heckling each other or whatever. And then they want to squash it, you know, with a normal fist fight rather than guns and ends up, you know, one of them ends up dying and all that. So it's a, it's a good, it's not the best solution, but it's a better solution than death. And it's actually, I mean, it's controlled. It's controlled. Sort of. It does feel a little bit like, um, um,
I don't know how to explain it.
Like,
not manipulative,
just a little bit.
There's a vibe.
I'll say that much.
There's a weird vibe.
Like the people that are there are,
like,
coerced to do it?
I guess so.
Yeah,
there was like,
there was one.
It wasn't even a beef.
I was just a guy.
And then he was just like,
I'm just here to have fun.
Dude,
I mean,
he was,
he was a big guy.
He was like six,
six,
I believe.
But he had like a baby face.
He looked young.
He was like a kid.
And he got his shit rocked.
And he looked like he was about to cry.
And I felt so bad.
I was like, oh my God, dude.
They probably offered him like McNuggets or something.
I think the world just needs a little bit more fun.
Dude, can we just address the fact that the world is just so unhappy?
Everybody hates the world right now.
Everyone is so angry.
We're just saying right now that like people who were born in 22 and 4.
It's the worst time.
Bro missed everything.
You missed everything.
Good luck.
Good luck, bro.
It's so bad.
Yeah, the world feels very depressing.
It's just like online.
People are so aggressive.
People are so mean to each other.
And then.
There's always hate.
And then it turns into like,
and then you have to look, in my opinion,
you have to look at like the culture
and like everything around like people living in the country.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Because like, okay, for example,
there's talks of a draft happening, right?
It's like, does that make any fucking man happy?
Any woman happy?
Absolutely fucking not.
Well, there's a big thing.
The economy.
Right.
Well, you know,
you're talking about that,
but you're talking about like world,
like all over the world,
there's a lot of conflicts that are happening
and there are a lot of things that are going on that just make everyone's like...
On edge.
Yeah, everyone on edge.
and it just causes a lot of turmoil
and then it just makes everybody just feel
like unhappy, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, 20 years ago
everyone would look to
Fox News, CNN,
MSNBC, all these news channels
would...
That can manipulate as well.
They could. They were in control of what you saw
and how you saw it
and how you were to perceive it
because they would twist it in a way
where it matches a narrative
that they're trying to push or an agenda.
nowadays is a lot more different
and a lot more depressing honestly
because we're in an age where information
is so easily accessed
no matter what you're on
TikTok, Instagram, Facebook,
Twitter, everything.
Yeah, you're right.
Do you get to see everything that's happening
all at once and that is really hard?
I have a really, really funny example
and it just happened recently
to put it into perspective
for how shitty these news outlets actually are
Fox News reached out to GamerSups
to interview Schlat
about the cease and desist
by the way
I just want you
I want that to be known
they asked GamerSubs that they could interview
Schlat about the cease and desist
Is it public info?
Yeah yeah I mean
Schlat has ownership of the company
Yeah you know when you look it up
Yeah so crazy
But it's just it's just silly
You know what I mean like
I don't know it's just that it's why
It's just so weird how like...
Well, yeah, here's the thing, like the news, you know, the information you're getting,
it's so...
It's not...
You're not like getting information that's being processed.
It's just kind of like a catch.
It's a hook.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
They're trying to find a bait, a title, something like that.
They're finding a hook, and then they're building their body after the hook without much, you know...
Fear-mongering.
Another prime example is when we talked about Kaisenna.
at like, was it Dexerdo or whatever that, like, reported on Kaisenat and how he was the person
who incited a riot?
That was, that was not, no, that was, um, who was that was not Dexerdo?
Dixirto was, uh, it was, um, oh, you're about to be one of those.
I was, I was asking, you're about to spread false.
Hey, man, I, uh, it was a female publisher artist who wrote an article.
Was it on IGN?
It was IGN.
Okay.
Well, that's my point is that they had absolutely no real reason to kind of include that.
But they wrapped the negativity with it, you know what I'm saying?
And they tied negativity with it.
And I feel like the attitudes that people have, they carry themselves online or in person.
Dude, all I'm saying is COVID fucked so many people.
I think it ruined my life.
I was so strong.
No, I'm like fat.
I actually was the honest.
I thought you're talking mentally.
Oh, no.
I was so strong and brave and numb.
I was, dude.
I was working out for three hours a day and I was like socializing.
I got the fattest I was in COVID.
I'm just a bum.
That's true.
I was, yeah.
I was fat.
I got really fat in COVID.
Well, then again, Tanner, COVID was four years ago, so...
Dude, it's still there, man.
Dude, it's still there, dude.
Still in the air.
Do you heard of COVID 20?
Dude, it's in there.
It's probably in there.
It's probably in there.
We're never going to open.
This is like the feral's curse, and we're not going to open it.
We have to properly seal that top.
Can we bury it?
We have to bury it.
Let's bury it in the backyard of this house.
It's going to be a rude awakening when someone accidentally finds it.
Somebody uncovers it.
All the fly.
Yeah, yeah.
The mothman.
Yeah, the mothman.
The black.
Plague just starts spreading house to house from that jar right there.
That is disgusting.
Okay, I have to do this.
I'm sorry, I drank a lot of water.
I got to pee.
It's the water in my system.
Very good.
I'll say this now.
Look, this is my, I think, first or second liquid death ever.
Liquid death fucks.
Dude, first or second, really?
Sparkling water.
Yeah.
This is my own, by the way.
I didn't go downstairs and grab one.
I don't.
I don't order those.
Don't worry.
Oh, you don't?
Yeah, I order the other ones.
The white ones?
The white.
Okay.
Liquid death is great.
Yeah.
No, it's really good.
I like it a lot.
No, no, no, like, please buy and use it.
Liquid death just tastes good.
Liquid death is just water.
It's sparkling water.
It's great marketing.
It's just that they're worth like a billion dollars now
because they had a crazy, I mean, the guy just had an idea to just,
hey, let's just make it look like beer.
All right.
That was the whole marketing thing.
You just reminded me of a million world events I now get to talk about.
Hopefully you guys don't find them too boring.
And Vida recently became the world's most,
the highest evaluation of a company ever.
I thought Apple was that.
They're above Apple.
They're above Apple and Microsoft.
Can I guess why?
Yeah.
AI.
Sort of?
So, yeah.
Some AI need CPUs and GPUs to run.
It also has to do with like cryptocurrency mining as well as just overall basic needs.
Well, I don't know if you remember, but we were in call when I found out that
they released a, it was a specific graphics card just for AI generation.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think that, was it after that, they kind of like, more.
Yeah, I was around it.
Basically what happened, I don't know if there was this company or another one, but I think
it tripled its stock value since January, which is outrageous.
I remember, I remember back when, like, AMD came out with their, like, other radiance
that they had or whatever.
and people were like, oh my God, this is the
Nvidia killer.
This is the
killer right here.
And yeah,
and then,
you know.
I felt so lame with my AMD.
I was very grateful because my mom bought it and that was awesome.
Like first we see,
but everyone I hung out with on Discord and like just online in general were like,
yeah,
I turn on my Nvidia experience like,
you know,
those games that have like invidia compatibility.
And then the monitors also had like.
Yep.
G-computile or whatever was phone.
Yeah.
And I was like,
Damn, I don't have that shit.
What the hell?
It was so cool.
That is the equivalent of like going to school with like,
like Puma shoes on and everyone's wearing like Jordans.
Yeah, but Puma's a goat.
Hey, but guess what? Puma?
Guess who's rocking them right now?
All right, Puma got better.
Let me guess.
It's an NBA player.
He's like full endorsing.
Prink Ocean.
No.
Is he someone you look up to?
No.
Is he your goat?
But he's cool.
He's dope.
Yummy.
Is he an artist?
Yeah.
He's an artist?
musician?
Yeah.
Oh, as a musician?
Kanye.
No.
No.
No, Kanye would do that.
That's lame as fuck.
Jack Harlow.
No.
Oh, man.
It's not somebody
to look up to.
No.
Are they really, really popular?
Yeah.
Doja cat.
How tall are they?
Yeah, actually.
He's probably...
He?
Six something.
Lebrun!
Is he white?
Brony.
Is he black?
Yeah.
No, not brownie.
I might just say, man.
You might just say, man.
You might, I don't know.
I give up.
Go ahead.
It's a sad, Rocky.
Oh, it was my next guess, bro.
That was actually my next guest.
I said that you didn't hear it.
Roll back.
Roll back.
Not playing.
Kanye?
Is he white?
Well, I mean, Puma's not bad, but like.
I wore Puma shorts every day in middle school.
I only had one pair of Puma shorts and I just wore him every day because they're so comfortable.
Yeah, I heard stinky kids in middle school wore Puma shirt.
No.
No.
Got to take care of them.
You got to take care of him.
I know Tanner wasn't stinky because Tanner told us that story when he almost threw up next to a stinky kid.
Not almost.
I did throw up next to a stinky kid.
I had to go to the corner.
Let me correct.
I had to go into the corner to throw up because he smelled like grease and like poop.
And I called my mom and she picked me up.
Dude,
there's nothing smellier than a kid that like never ever washed his gym clothes,
his change of gym clothes.
Oh, that they just festered and they just grew disgusting in that locker room.
And then they sprayed himself with axe all day and then they went to cooking class
so they smelled like pizza too.
Oh.
What sports did you play?
When?
Just your entire life.
Your high school career.
I played baseball.
I played football.
I played lacrosse.
Did you ever get to,
did you ever have the pleasure of wearing a penny?
Yeah.
They smell like horrible.
Horrible.
Horrible rotten creatures from the abyss.
I think pennies.
What's a penny?
A penny is like a little.
Oh, the mesh.
The mesh jersey.
Yeah.
Red yellow, blue green, black, whatever.
Those are the smell.
The smallest articles of clothing ever.
They swear they wash them.
I don't take cold.
I kind of messed with it.
I was like, dude.
What, you rocked with that smell?
Yeah, made me feel alive.
You actually wore pennies like that?
It's nostalgic.
Sometimes.
It was during soccer scrimmages.
I never wore pennies like that.
I always had one arm out.
I never ever put it fully on.
Or I tuck it into my shorts.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't ever,
I wouldn't have it like two arms in.
It would be like maybe around my neck or something.
But you can't get rid of the smell once it's on you.
It's horrible.
That is true.
What is that?
What does it do?
You don't know what a penny?
It's just, it's like shirts versus skins.
Like, you just have people that identify my team.
If you're playing like Dodgeball,
yeah,
one team will wear a jersey when others won't.
Yeah.
Dude,
pickleball is like so popular still,
and I just can't believe
that my school introduced it to me back in like 2015.
I hate pickleball.
Dude,
you started like ninja saying
that little tape or fade meme
is still hell irrelevant.
Oh, dude,
I want to talk about that.
I want to talk about that for a second.
I want to talk about that.
Pickleball is still so fucking in right now.
It's like,
actually what?
I don't want to butcher it.
Can I send you the video?
Yeah.
Let me send you this video real fast of Ninja where he,
dude, he's trying to be so relevant again.
He's like trying to make another meme up,
just like how the low taper fade was.
Okay, I'm kind of probably confusing it here.
Did we talk about this already?
Because I remember speaking about it,
but I don't remember if it was in call on Discord
or if it was like at...
No, we talked about it in call.
We never talked about it on the podcast.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure.
Anyone want to remember?
Yeah!
Watch that fly on the...
That's crazy.
That's good
That's good
Dude, one came out of it
How did he not
Dude how did that fly not feel
The air pressure
Just coming right after him
He was dumb
He was actually dumb
That get your yummy plushy today
They kill flies
So easily
Thank you for killing that fly
He's gonna be so mad
Let's not tell him
We don't tell him a single thing
Yeah
He has to watch this
He did have any go
Yeah
Dude he thought he was part of the podcast
Sitting above you
He was like
Yeah he was probably
Buzzbiz
Bucz
Bicob
Bicob
Bickeh
Back on the
On the smell thing
real quick
I wanted to say that
one of my biggest, like, I hate this so much.
It's touching amusement park
like bars and then the smell
you kind of get after that. I don't even
want to touch anything else. Like my phone, I don't want to
touch anything. I had to wait until I wash my hands
before I even like... Dude, this is a
whiff. This is a rare one, but
bleachers at basketball games,
I rub my hand underneath the bleachers.
I don't know why I would do that, but
it was all slimy and oil.
It was like oil and grease.
I was like, oh wow. And then I just go
watch it. That's horrible.
It was bad and I got a sliver too
Don't do that
I have the TikTok right here
Can I send it to you Larry?
Yeah
Bumper car
I don't think guys
We didn't talk about this on the podcast
Did we?
What?
The ninja thing,
Ninja meme?
I don't think so
I think we talked about it in call
No
Yeah pretty sure we talked about in call
Dude he's right
The low still around
Dude it's still around
Because grunk was
Because grunk was
We were in call with grunk
Yesterday
We talked about yesterday
That was yesterday bro
Yes
Yeah time is at an
all time slow. All right. Well, yeah.
So if you, uh, look, if you pull up
the video, uh, right here,
you can see, dude, Ninch is trying
to like make a relevant video. Like,
just trying to make a meme. Just listen to this thing.
No, I don't want to hear this one. I hate this.
Dude, it's such a hard watch.
It's okay. Here we go.
You know what would be a...
Oh, no. He's, oh, he's already laughing.
He's thinking about it.
Manifest this shit. Do you know what will be a funny meme format on TikTok?
It wouldn't. What?
What?
Like, literally people like,
significant others going up so there are other other person yeah right and I and perfect thing is
generally doesn't even matter oh that's perfect I've been looking for that is a couple just going
up to someone who's like oh yo have you tried ninja's nut what what and then just like get
the raw reaction yeah hey hey mom have you tried ninja's nut yeah like I'm gonna do that hey mom
dude you're only halfway through the video bro you look him smile both ways oh the stretch
always wait for that peak reaction and then after the peak reaction that you like you like reveal the
the drinking you're like nutcase and just company oh oh and and and it's gender neutral
dairy free wait a second pause wait wait wait wait wait pause no wait hold on stop so sorry
you hear what he said what do you say what do you say is i have you tried ninja's nut
what the hell what did you just ask dude no have you tried ninja's nut peak we what on
What on earth are you talking about?
Ninja nut drink.
Oh!
Did you hear how you try to like put like a, it was milk free at the very end?
Like try to promote it even more.
What do you say?
Tasting better for you, chocolate milk.
Gluten free, dairy free.
Dude, shut.
Oh, all right, no more.
He's not even, he's not even looking to the street.
He's like, gluten free, dairy, free.
Dude, you know, I think was it, was it you that asked me?
or it was like, why is he stream anymore?
Who asked me yesterday or a few days to go downstairs
in the kitchen? They were like, why would you even stream anymore
if you had a hundred million dollar kick deal?
Or not kick deal,
mixer deal, remember?
I don't know who it was. It wasn't me.
One of you guys was like, why would you even stream anymore at that point
if you already made that much?
Maybe he's bored.
I think so. I think he's really bored.
There was another clip I saw of him
where he was like making a joke in a call
and nobody laughed.
And he waited for so long.
Like a horribly long time he waited.
And then they just kept talking like normal after like a really long pause.
And then he said it again.
And then Tim the time, I was like, what?
Yes.
Oh my God.
It's a hard to watch.
But, you know.
Eric Doa, you need to do something crazy for DINC again and make him happen.
Hey, D.O.A.
Yeah, come on.
D.
So respect on the name.
Hey.
Everyone says Eric Doa, I think.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm everyone.
I want to look at something real quick.
I'm part of everyone.
Okay.
He's only 33.
Yeah, that's actually kind of unfortunate.
Yeah, I feel...
There has to be something left in the tank at 33.
Something left in the tank.
Yeah, there's have to be some...
No, dude, he hit his Fortnite reboot card.
He's ready again.
I think it all started going downhill when...
That New York...
New York...
Oh, yeah, when he was flossing to the crowd and no one did it?
I think that's when it started going downhill.
That's when you were like, oh shit.
He used to think about the internet.
His wife made fun of him for that, too.
This is what's really scared of me about, like, just the internet in general.
It's like, when you fuck up once...
They'll never let you forget.
It will never let you forget it.
That is why like
It's just
Scary
It is terrified
I mean at some point
You just got to embrace it
You just got to have to like
Yeah, it's true
I mean we're gonna have to embrace it
With our like
With our kids
With our grandchildren
Soon enough
They're gonna find our shit
They're gonna
I hope there's a revolution by then
Listen to the podcast
I hope that there's an actual revolution
By then just all this somehow gets white
There's like such a crazy world event
That like no one like at all
We just
remember any of this. We just wake up one day
it's fallout. That's it. And Vidae makes the biggest
EMP on Earth.
Just drop it for no reason. Driver update.
Did you hear about that?
There was like a nuclear fusion thing.
There was like something that they were doing with like
nuclear whatever.
And this guy was building
a little like
wall around it with bricks
because bricks bounce off like the atoms
or some shit or like that.
And he accidentally
he accidentally dropped one of the bricks
right on the exact
spot where this nuclear thing
was happening and it exploded
and it killed him
Oh, I know how I found out about it. Are you sure it was not
It was Bricks? Are you sure it was not lead? It was Briggs. It was bricks. It was
Me and Yom were watching this. Oh, I was show me it was here actually
Because we were watching this video, it was like
It was it you know those scale videos where like they scale up?
What? What? What is that
thumbnail Larry? What? What's wrong with it? What actually is wrong with it?
It's great.
Is that soft willy eating a bunch of Outbacked bread?
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
For about an hour and nine minutes, actually.
Yeah, it's just that screenshot.
This is weird.
We're recording a podcast an hour after posting a podcast.
Dude, that was last week.
What do you mean?
That was just crazy.
That was last week.
Isaac.
Last week, Isaac.
Give it the times, man.
I don't know if I'm going to find the right.
If I could go back in time to any point in my life,
I think it would be to the time when we first visited
Austin.
Really?
Yeah.
Why are we watching someone die?
Because this is the video.
What?
What?
Yeah, this is the one where he...
Yeah, here it is.
Dad was working with a plutonium...
No, Harry.
See?
The Los Alamos test site in New Mexico.
Right.
He used tungsten carbide bricks
to create a barrier around it
because the bricks reflected neutrons
coming out of the radioactive
plutonium back.
Right.
But when he started laying bricks around the core,
he suddenly dropped one of them
right off.
At that moment,
The brick caused an uncontrolled
nuclear efficient chain reaction
They covered the scientists with a deadly dose
of radiation
Oh, dude, I'm pretty sure that someone in the room also died
Oh, probably, yeah
There's another person in the room that got exposed to
Yeah
They made like a nuke pretty much
They were just doing like
Or just radiations.
Yeah
This is horrible
But
I'm not gonna lie
When we first saw this video
Drop a brick on a nuke
I think me and Yummy replayed it like 10 times
because it was so fucking funny
just thinking about him like
oops
but he didn't blow up
it's like ash baby
no it's like
but he didn't blow up
no he just got exposed to a lot of radiation
and he slowly died
and that's why it's one of the top painful deaths
what if you open my door and I was like stacking bricks
around a nucleus and you're like
10 or no
but
when I hear a nuclear fission
I just imagine like the world
largest explosion indoors.
I'm sorry.
I know probably nothing happened at that moment.
Indoorse.
Yeah, it is...
Would it look like anything?
What? That?
I don't think so.
Radiation's invisible. It's a silent killer.
Yeah, sound but deadly.
No, dude.
You see noise particles everywhere, dude.
And you hear, like, clicking.
You hear like...
No, dude. No, dude.
Then you got to drink rad away.
I played too much rust.
Oh, God.
I think you say Fallout.
Did you do where...
What?
I never played Fallout.
Not once.
Not me.
Never watched the show.
Never played the games.
read the comics nothing the show is very good you're all business you're all business you're so
cool very cool you're so cool yeah I have other things I do yeah watch the show watch what show
watch fallout it's very good I didn't I haven't played a single fall game I like the show
because you know like some of the things in it he doesn't even watch kaiju eight dude he's too
far gone oh is that an anime the best anime ever made better than Tokyo ghoul by far oh
Tokyo cool's pretty good nobody got you the way I do
Look up Kaiju number eight outro play for like half a second just so it's softly here can get a taste for what's to come.
I honestly got enough taste from you guys. We already did it, yeah. Have you heard this outro?
Yeah, one Republic by the one one republic. One Republic outre. I remember you posted it.
Oh yeah, it's awesome. You're addicted to do it. It's just so it's so like it's so like stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm sorry. I can't. I'm sorry. Turn it out of. It's actually just. It's actually fully subbed or it's like actually just. It's actually fully subbed in Japanese like me by it's also. It's also.
English outro. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fine. I guess. That's chill. It's really good. It's been. It's been. It's been. It's
been done before like the uh
I was on this way
it's so good I really
Oh Boa dude
So good
I really really miss
Japan
I'll be honest
You yeah
I could wait a few more months
Like I honestly might just go back like next week
Can you bring me a
Can you bring me an egg salad sandwich from 7-11 up there
Yeah if they let me take it back
They might not let me
Can you bring me back a sentriag
Oh one
Maybe if they let me
They don't allow you to bring certain things back
Remember?
They'll you to bring out
alcohol back. Yeah, well, it's closed up. You can't bring fruits, for example, because if, like,
you bring insects or bacterias or something like that fungus over from another country, it could cause
a pandemic and kill a shitload of other crops. Did I tell you guys how I bottled up water from
Hawaii and I released it into my Washington water? Wow. That's, that's the same ocean, by the way.
I know. I was little when I did it and I thought I was going to, like, ruin the world.
You caused all this. You caused COVID-19.
no perfectly blew water
I was like 11 and I was like
ooh and I took it back with me
and I was like
you should have kept in your mouth
just like the whole trip
and then
and now we wait
and now the world will end
I'm like
the world will end in two hours
dude that's so funny to think about
just like mixing ocean
yeah the same ocean
but you know certain
there are certain oceans that don't mix they stop
yeah it's like a little
It's a line.
It looks like a biome in Minecraft.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm a gamer.
You're so a game to me.
Everything's a game to me.
Oh, God.
Like, for real, everything's a fucking joke.
Everything's a fucking sunshine and rainbows see you.
Everything.
I just see video games in life.
I wish there were dungeons in real life so I could explore and loot.
Sorry, there was a fly in my face.
We must look like bees.
Well, someone left their stupid, stinky, fucking smoothie king shake here.
Yeah.
I wonder who did it.
The guy sitting in the exact same.
spot where all the flies are at. You guy. You are the guy. Me guy. It was full, too. It was like all
full. You left. Oh, do they love it. You didn't finish it? No, I did. But they're like crawling on
the like the little leftovers. They're inside of it. I saw a little house in there. I finish. I finish my
shakes. And you know I finished them immediately. Yeah, it's really scary. I have like the world record
for the fastest like smoothie shake drinker ever, I think. And it's uncalculated, but it's still
the world. You know how I got rid of it?
But I'm like the proclaim, self-proclaimed.
I saw there was at least 20 fruit flies in it.
And I was like, if I picked that up, they're all going everywhere.
So I grabbed my towel and I was like, whew, and I like tied it up really fast.
You throwed the towel away?
No, I just like dumped it in the garbage and I like shook the towel out.
Inside the house you dumped the garbage?
No, it was the outside garbage.
Oh, okay.
Imagine you just go see.
You should make the room really cold first.
That's what you should have done.
You should have put it into the freezer.
Oh, that would be horrible.
That's fine.
We can tie little strings to them and have like a party of like flies on a string.
I remember I didn't experiment because somebody spilled food in the microwave in the old house
and there was an ant in it.
There's a few ants in it.
And I can't remember who did it.
But I was like, huh.
And I closed it and I started trying to.
We did that.
Yeah.
It was an experiment.
And that's when we found out that microwaves are too big to kill.
Yeah.
You cannot kill ant in a microwave because they'll just walk around.
They were still walking around and there was like, they weren't blowing up like we thought they would.
Yeah.
No.
I wonder how hot it got.
They're just like.
Well, it doesn't get hot.
It doesn't get hot.
Microways don't get hot.
They just boil the water.
It uses a...
They bounce.
They bounces.
It bounces around the microwave and it like hits stuff that can conduct...
I just say radioactive energy.
Radioactive energy.
It's microwaves.
That's what they are.
That's why it's called the microwave.
It's radioactive.
Dude, I think about it sometimes like, what is it called?
It's called when you infinitely pour water into another water into another water into a water, perpetual motion.
Waterfall?
Perpetual motion?
Perpetual motion,
you know what I'm talking about?
Where like,
if you were to,
you ever see the videos?
I gotta watch an Amoeba sister video for that.
You have to basically,
if you go to TikTok and you see some people,
they're like,
yeah, look, I just made my first perpetual motion machine.
Oh,
a marble that like goes around the thing,
and then it comes right back up,
and then it spins around to go back down again, you know?
I don't think we give scientists enough credit,
dude.
They're so smart.
I think they get too much credit.
I think we should,
I think we should budget cut them and give it to NBA players.
Yeah,
there's a whole religion
brother.
Oh, you're right.
Probably shouldn't mention them.
Who?
Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise and his whole crew of...
Tom Cruise's crew.
Tom Cruise and his crew.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise, Cruz with his crew.
I'm actually...
I'm not even going to say anything.
I'm done talking about it.
He's scary.
Wait, why?
I can't.
I'm done talking.
Do you know about their history
and what they've done
with people who have, like,
talk smack?
It's usually like big television stuff
that they'll like kind of go after,
But they're notorious for suing hella, like, hella for just like the, just anything you say bad about them.
They'll sue you.
I don't got a problem with.
Are just scientists?
No, they kind of believe in like an alien that picks up your soul when you die.
And they take you to space and you become like a different alien.
That sounds like a joke.
But that is real.
Okay, but let me ask you the question.
Where's the proof against it?
That's why they're suing you because there's no proof against it, bro.
I know.
I'm on their side.
It could happen.
Bro, that's like me saying like,
you know,
Jesus is not real.
Dude,
I'm the most agnostic person of all time.
Anybody could be,
do anything.
I don't care.
Yeah,
just don't hurt yourself,
real.
Yeah, just like be chill about it.
Just be chill about it.
Yeah, dude,
I'm on their side, man.
Sue the world, bro.
Oh, man.
Hot box it and sue the world.
Hot box the world and sue the world.
Come on.
Hot box the world and then sue it.
Oh, he's not even here.
Oh, yeah, we did aggress it.
That dress grown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We play the same video from last week,
aka the one we just posted an hour ago of why he can't make it.
We just played it just now.
Oh, was he at the last one?
No.
No.
Oh, we played it again?
No, we never played that one first.
I'm confused.
I'm gonna hit you with his axe, Isaac.
I'm taking the sheet off.
This is like the worst thing to do.
So, okay, listen, just to give me again, context, guys.
We are recording a little ahead.
We already established that.
But this is like a mind fuck for Isaac,
because Isaac is like very
in his own schedule
of like doing things
he's got a way of doing things
so this is fucking with him completely
like he thinks that like we record the podcast
like last week or some shit like that
when it was like two days ago
it feels like a Tuesday right now
I don't like it
it's a Friday we should be having fun
yeah where's a pizza
where's the pizza
with the Coca-Cola and the hot cheat out
can I have a cheat day and eat pizza tonight
are you asking us
because I like recognition
and being good
yes
no Tanner
I will say I have been on this crazy diet.
I've been watching what I eat for like a week now.
And I've lost,
well,
I've lost eight pounds so far.
Actually,
I want to bring up something real quick because we've shown it so many times and we haven't really explained what happened.
Because we,
in the last episode,
we talked about how we wanted to go to Outback.
But we never actually went at that moment.
We were just like,
after this podcast episode,
let's go to Outback.
Now that we're post Outback,
what the fuck happened with that bread and why do we have those?
photos.
I can explain it.
I can explain it since I curated it by accident.
Uh-huh.
It looks so bad.
So we sit down it out back and I'm just so hungry.
I wanted that bread so bad.
They brought three fucking rolls.
They shouldn't have done that.
Three of them.
Yeah.
So I eat like almost pretty much an entire one.
Right.
And there's like what, five of us there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I eat one and then we ask for more bread.
They bring it out.
And then I cut one in half.
And I stand now I'm like, I take the knife and I'm,
I'm like cutting it open, kind of like making a little hole in it so I can put the butter in.
And I realized like, huh, that looks a little familiar.
So naturally, I put my tongue in it.
And I'm like, all right.
Naturally.
Naturally, like a magnet.
First instinct is to put my tongue in it.
Okay.
Yeah, just like, yeah, you know.
I've done that with bread before.
Yeah, dude.
So I did that and then I put it in my mouth while this long half piece of loaf was there and it just looked like a giant dick.
It was pretty funny.
So then Larry took a picture.
Well, I was thinking one of you normally.
one picture and then he realized what it looked like,
and then he like double-take took another picture.5.
It was so funny because I saw it for a second as I was moving my camera away.
I literally saw it for like a second.
I was like, whoa.
I was like,
go back real quick.
And then I took it and I was like,
oh shit.
That's what it like.
That's when it clicked.
That's where he got on.
Then Yomi took it a step further and covered butter all over his face.
Oh yeah.
We put butter all over the,
all over his mouth.
Everyone perceived it as shit.
That's poop?
It's poop.
They were like, oh my God.
He smeared his whole.
Oh, he's eating poop.
Yeah, they're like, oh, gross.
Everyone's like, he's eating poop.
No, that's a dick.
Which is...
I remember the...
You know how loaves of bread
have, like, that little slice
that they do on the top?
Remember, to kind of, like, open it up a little bit.
Yeah.
A little cross sometimes.
Oh, they...
Yeah, it is one line, though.
Yeah, so we thought that that looked like a big old vein on a dick.
It looked like a vein.
It was like a vein.
And, dude...
And, dude...
Yummy, like, he put the fucking bread in his mouth,
and he looked up like he was sucking someone's dick, dude.
He took it too far.
Yeah.
And we're like, dude.
You have that picture?
I do have that photo, actually.
It's pretty bad.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why can't we just, like, go to restaurants and, like, just chill?
Dude, weren't you saying, like, it looks like poop or something like that?
Were people, like, sitting right next to us?
Yeah, I was like, dude, he's like, he's, he's saying.
I was like, dude, he's eating poop.
You said, you said, um, I don't know what you said, actually.
I can't remember.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, you were saying something and.
Was I like, you farted.
Didn't you fart?
No, I didn't even fart.
He was something he said.
It was something because I called Yummy Dad.
I was like, give daddy some bread.
I was like saying that.
And then there's somebody in the booth right next to us.
I was like, give daddy some bread.
Oh, yeah.
He did say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was like, get daddy some bread.
Give daddy some bread.
And it was like, a few seconds.
I was like,
there's a whole family,
like a husband, wife, and a kid.
And then we started cracking up.
It was just so weird.
That was,
that was a weird outback because for it being like 830
or 9 o'clock at night,
it was so dead.
It was dead.
But that was also the best outback food I've ever had.
That was really good outback food.
Yeah.
Dude, I think it's because they weren't busy, so they were actually able to put love.
They could do whatever they want.
I'm also healing fast for my wisdom.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I forgot about your wisdom.
That was only five days in, by the way.
After.
Yeah, you were eating like steak and chicken.
I ate the chicken.
I ate the steak.
I had the mac and cheese.
Yeah, you ate everything.
The water to the straw.
And then I had a dentist appointment.
They were like, dude, you're healing great.
And I was like, oh, I was sick.
Dude.
So, what I put a mountain dew in your hole.
Oh, dude, don't do that.
You raise your healing points, bro.
Thank you, brother.
shit, bro.
Yeah, that syringe thing they gave me,
the little curvy syringe is like the most
useful thing in the fucking world.
To clean it out?
To clean out.
Like, it literally...
Is it like salt water?
Do they have salt water in it or no?
No, no.
I just water.
I mean, I probably should put salt water.
That's what they said.
But I just put water and then I literally just spray it in the holes.
And it just,
everything that I eat, like whatever I eat,
you just...
The rainbows come out of them and dandelions.
All right.
I have a question.
Yeah.
pertaining to that night.
Not talking about your wisdom teeth for a second.
And I have to start with a question and then I'll talk about it.
Would you say I'm a good driver?
Yeah.
Would you say I'm a good driver?
Yeah.
You can compliment, dude.
It's allowed.
Yeah, you can.
Or not.
Would you say I'm a good driver, Isaac?
Mm-hmm.
I was a really bad driver that night.
Oh, yeah.
Why?
It's because we all get into the car.
Oh, my God.
Everyone's loading into the back seat and I plug in the destination to go home and I just
throw the car into drive and I start driving away.
And Larry's not even in the back.
Larry's like,
oh, yeah.
And I almost ran over his foot.
Dude,
he was so mad.
Oh my God.
He was like,
dude,
what the fuck?
I think that was like
actually the maddest I've ever heard you in my life.
And I got really upset.
Because I was like,
damn,
I feel really bad.
Unless I thought me.
Yeah,
I didn't even like realize
how mad I sounded until afterwards.
And I was like,
all right,
you sound really mad and I felt really bad.
So I was like shit.
Yeah,
you fucking pulled off
as I was trying to get in the car.
I thought you were,
doing like a, like a...
You did it to me too.
Because you know what it felt like?
It felt like a, it felt like a punk joke.
Like it felt like a joke and you had like a punk attitude about it.
You did.
You dropped me off and when I got out, you started going.
I was like, wait!
Yeah, do you remember?
Yeah, I do.
That's why I said afterwards, I'm like, yes, I'm doing that.
Because that's why I thought about his...
Oh, yeah, no, that was not intentional.
You guys are just slow to get the fuck out my car.
Dude, I was trying.
Yeah, you have shit in your car all the time.
Yeah, shit my car.
So I got to move it.
it and then you drive away.
Okay, it's also not good that Yummy was in the middle.
Why was he in the middle? He has the biggest thighs of all time.
He is a big booty. You should have in the middle.
Larry never goes in the middle.
What the fuck? He was already there.
I know. And then you wanted to get in.
I just have PTSD because my sisters would be like,
get in the middle, Tanner. And I'd be like, okay. And I'd cry because I was the
youngest one in the smallest.
Dude, that's like the worst, like sentencing ever is to sit in the middle seat.
Planes. I couldn't do anything as a kid on this podcast.
It's like the worst sentencing ever, dude.
Is it really that bad?
I was on a leash.
Anyone who sits in the middle seat,
you just got to laugh at them,
point and say you're going skiing.
That's it.
Middle Cee on the plane is not that bad.
Do you get that joke, by the way?
No, I didn't get that joke.
I didn't get that joke.
Went over my head.
Oh, okay.
Well, imagine you're sitting in between two dudes
and you go like this.
Yeah, dude, you're skiing.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, come on now.
I heard that from like a 50-year-old man
and I laughed like once.
Isaac's been in this exact position for 20 minutes now.
I think he's asleep.
Mm-hmm.
Are you sleepy?
He hasn't moved or hasn't talked.
He hasn't.
breathe. No, I'm mentally training
my bladder not to piss itself.
Dude, go pee. You can go pee, bro.
I want pee. This is the no-piss podcast. I peed on the seat.
Dude, that'd be a crazy podcast.
No piss. No-piss pod.
We all have to drink a gallon of water during the podcast.
I had about half a gallon of water
to drink before.
It's really funny.
That would be really funny.
Everyone's trying to get through.
We're like, okay, yeah, that's a really good story.
Okay, I love, yeah, okay.
So, I was 7-11. We'll do that for an episode.
I think next episode.
We have to do that.
That exact gallon.
That exact gallon.
That galon.
You would have to drink it beforehand, dude.
Unless I just have to blur you.
No, we all get our own gallon.
We can just go buy one.
We all got to drink them.
Yeah, we should do that.
No piss podcast.
Because we pee and poop a lot on this podcast.
All right.
Every once a month?
Oh, once a month?
Relax.
I'm about one and done.
It's a special event.
Yeah, it's a Fortnite event.
Yeah, it is a Fortnite event.
All right. Fine.
All right, fine.
I guess so.
I'm fine with whatever.
To make something very special
has to be one and done.
You can't have a reoccurring.
It's not a subscription.
Someone's going to just take the idea
and make a whole podcast with that.
What,
no pee-pee podcast?
No pee-p-past.
No piss podcast.
Nah,
they're too much of a bitch.
Oh,
now they're gonna do it,
but they won't because they got nothing.
Whoa.
Oh,
whoa,
chill,
you got chill,
you got chill.
My blood is on...
Why don't you just go?
Just get...
Because after IP,
I have a million trillion things I have to do.
No, you don't.
You're like the busiest guy
known to planet.
earth. We have to upload tomorrow. No, we don't. I can't feel, I feel like I'm stuck in this
chair. I'm like exploding. All right. Larry, by the way, I don't know if you know this, but your
sock has a hole in it. I keep forgetting that. Dude, my socks are black. Look, what
happened to him? I barely worn. Mine, mine are white. Nice and white. All my socks have
in there for some reason, but you're very neat individual. Yeah. I just wash my, my white socks
with the white socks only. I just throw it all in there and pray for the best. Yeah,
I learned the lesson the hard way. Do you want to know why? Why? I had a really red shirt. I had a
is an attack on Titan shirt.
I washed with some socks.
They all turned red.
That was the first time it happened
and I said never again.
Oh my God.
I think I left my shorts in there too.
I think you actually dyed my shorts a little bit pink.
I think that's why I don't wear them anymore.
Dude,
I had a GamerSupp shirt and it turned completely blue.
Remember that Discord hoodie or that Discord sweatshirt I bought?
Yeah.
It was like a Christmas one.
Oh, you bought it?
Yeah, dude.
It was for charity.
Oh, okay.
I support charities.
Shout out.
Okay.
But, no, I bought that.
And dude, I washed it for the first time.
was back in the other house and it turned all of my clothes blue. Every single white shirt was blue.
That was a big mistake. You know how they say like just make sure not to, I think it's on the first
wash. You have to make sure all the dyes get out on like the first or second wash. After that,
I think you're pretty good. Dude, I do delicate all the way through. If you don't do delicate,
your clothes just shrink like that. I don't get it. I don't know why it does that. Perm press and
delicate are always the best settings. You're never do normal, never do heavy duty. Never do express dry.
Dude, I don't know why people put like their settings for drawing on like that.
like scorched hell setting, dude.
Yeah, that's horrible.
It makes no sense. I tell you shit shrinks.
I go cold all day.
Cold all day?
Cold all day.
Why not?
Ooh.
All right.
Well, I think that wraps it up, ladies and gentlemen with this episode of the group chat.
Dude, how long was that?
I think it was an hour.
I'm going to say an hour 15.
Don't, dude.
I felt like 40 minutes.
I'm in line.
Hour in nine.
Dang.
Day.
All right.
Yeah, sorry again that.
Grunk really apologizes again for not being able to show up.
And so it was you on me.
and we're hoping
here's here's so hoping man
here's so hoping that next time
everything just goes
as according to the plan
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the shirts are mad comfortable
they are the best shirts they've made
and I'll be real
but listen I'm gonna be honest
I'm really excited about the mouse pad
I'm gonna be for real for a second
my favorite things
shirts are dope
I love the shirt
but I really like the shaker cup
And I've never really been a fan of shaker cups.
I just always like water bottles.
I use that shaker cup all the time, and the mask pad's fucking sick.
We actually like it so much.
This is the only one we have, and I really, really want it,
but I'm not going to be selfish and take it for my own setup.
I kind of want one.
Why can we just get like, too?
We can all share it.
All right.
And Larry and I will wrestle and see whoever wins.
And that'll be posted right after this.
Oh, man, I wish I could just fucking just kill them.
I don't care anymore.
All right.
Everybody take care.
Have a good and wonderful.
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