The Group Chat - #111 - Gramp Status.. ðŸ˜
Episode Date: July 5, 2024Say man.. these dudes is OLD ðŸ˜... like OLD OLD... like that open the book and dust flies out OLD... like that pull out a paper map in a road trip OLD... like that.. yeah you get it. | VISUAL PODCAS...T - "THE GROUP CHAT"
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Explain your app.
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Yo, guys, welcome back to the group chat podcast, and I'm finally back.
Sorry that I lied to you two weeks ago, but I'm back now and I'm here to stay, and I'm not going anywhere.
I'm here for this podcast, and I'm ready to be here for you guys.
Love.
Hey, guys, what?
Group chat podcast.
Love.
Guess what, Grub.
What, man?
I also wasn't here for the last two weeks.
Really?
Say love.
Now you intro.
Love.
Love.
To everybody.
Love.
Where was I?
You're here.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a question.
One of you guys and two to all the people out there,
I just brushed my teeth, okay?
That's not a question.
And then I drank lean.
It doesn't, like, I can brush my teeth to drink anything.
I can brush my teeth in orange juice and it doesn't taste different.
Ew.
I don't like that.
I can't really.
That's gross.
I have a hard time.
You're gross.
So if there's anybody out there that's like me and they're cool,
leave a comment below.
It's like orange juice.
I like drinking, like, Sprite after I brush my teeth because it gives it.
You should try.
Dude, you should try it after brushing your teeth.
Tenor.
You should try sprite and bananas.
Oh, wait.
No, challenge
I'm not gonna do that.
It's a really healthy combo.
I already feel like I had some
because I gotta go
freaking use it.
But I'll wait, I'll wait 40 minutes.
You can go to the bathroom again?
Damn, bro.
I'm gonna wait 40 minutes.
So I get my podcast time.
Podcast makes your shit.
I'll be for real.
Last night, I didn't touch
a single Brussels sprout
and I was farting so bad.
Can I be for real?
Yeah, before we continue.
Happy, happy birthday.
The birthday boy.
He wants a birthday present.
Can you get what it is?
What did I get?
He wants everyone at home to use Code Group, and he told me personally in the...
He used him as a movie.
Hey, listen, guys, right now, I want you to get a custom mouse pad from GamerSups for our drop using Code Group.
It is by far one of the best-looking mice pads out there.
Or...
It's a nice pad.
I love a little mice pads.
Or...
Yes.
Or...
Or...
An R-34 GTR.
It's either...
Did you guys...
Is that what you guys were trying to buy me yesterday?
today?
A mouse pad or a car?
A car.
You wouldn't let us.
You're like, guys, too much.
Oh, so humble.
Humble is A.F.
Grung, can I have your car?
Yeah, you want a...
Can I have a...
Can I have a...
Do you don't...
Rug on the roof?
Yeah, bro, we can trade.
I'm so...
I'm glad you did that and you committed to it.
Did you staple it up?
Yeah.
Did you, like, nail it?
It's with pins.
I put pins in it, or my mom did actually.
My mom's a McGivier when it comes to those things.
Did you were laid down and just look up at it?
Yeah, when I first put it in
Every time I get in my car
I sit there like for 10 seconds
Just look
No
Wait, are you able to remember any of the facts
In that card? Like any of the details
Oh! No, I just know
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Sorry
Is it a, what is it? Three Head White Dragon
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Blue Eyes White Dragon
That's that one
Wait, what if?
Grunk, I could see you turning it to one of those Lexus guys
That has like the chandelier
In the cast.
Oh my gosh.
just because of this
What are you talking about
A chandelier in a car
I can't picture that at all
We look up like really fancy Lexus cars
Put a disco ball
I was in an Uber one time
And they had a disco ball in there
Aw
No
I don't know the name of them dude
Look up chandelier in Lexus
And I don't even think they're Lexus
Or look up chandelier
In car
Look up Zengarde in Lexus
Yeah
In Lexus
It's already a thing
That you look up
What?
See?
You keep looking around
Crazy ish, dude
These guys
These guys go like
The fuck
They make a living room
In their Lexus
Dude, that's actually
Too much
The fuck
Who needs this though?
No one
What if you get in a car crash
All these shorts
Are gonna go in your eyes
It's okay
Not good
You go out pretty good
Has to be a violation
That's like the worst seat
Middle seat
Middle seat
Middle seat
Yeah that's like
Oh baby Yoda
It's like going through a window
One car accident
It's over
Oh your scratches
And your forehead
Wow look at that
Oh, they can have the group.
Oh, yes.
The group.
I want to see a water fountain in somebody's car.
There we go.
Oh, better yet, a yard, and you have to cut it.
What's not a peach tree?
Peach tree and Alexis.
The floor is like a yard and you got to cut it up.
What about a rose bush?
Oh, my God.
The horns all in it.
It's on your left.
Yeah, on your headrest.
Yeah, on your headrest and where the horns.
Yeah.
Guys, I think we're fucking geniuses.
I'm like, Jesus.
If I was a, if I was a,
a listener, I'd be like,
damn, these guys, I need to make a company, get these guys on board right now.
So, ladies and gentlemen, if you have a car company
and you need any ideas,
let us know by emailing me.
Speaking of car modifications,
can we please get into that?
What?
Bro, shut up.
You are not the one.
Come on, bro, I'm the second way.
You are not the one.
You are not the one to say it, though.
I know, you need to talk about it.
Can we please get into that?
You.
You and you?
What the hell?
I don't know, dude.
He's scared.
You're modding cars.
He's not scared.
I can talk about my car.
No, not that, dude.
What?
In the Lienmobile?
Yes.
Oh.
I can talk about my car.
Oh, the lean machine.
Leanmobile.
Those modifications.
Yeah.
Okay, well, yeah, we just got back from a trip to Tennessee.
It was like a 13-hour drive there.
15 or 14-hour drive there, 14-15-hour drive back.
And, dude, let me just say, we drove all the way there in Yummy's 2008-Hon-Eye's
2008 Honda Fit that was
surprise surprise surprise surprise wrapped in
lean
wrapped in everything
Wow
I uh
character killed himself
I uh it all fell sorry
sorry go ahead
no it's all good
I basically told the
yummy that I was going to help him like he was asking
if I could just bring it to the
you know shop for his alter get replaced
like I want to film some color stuff for my vlog
I want to get your alternator to replace
that's the voice you use for him
yeah that's the voice you guys have like
really many voices for each other
change all voices.
What's the voice you use for him?
It's always deeper, though.
And his is lighter.
I mean, he was like, yeah, dude, you can do it.
It's like, yeah, sure, man, you can film.
And then he was like, surprised.
There's a little of your car.
Ha, ha, ha.
Or sorry, not a random old guy in a match.
Your grandpa.
Your random old person.
And then he recorded the whole thing, and I didn't even know, like,
how react.
I, listen.
Like cameras are pointing out.
Let me say something.
When I came back home, so I was gone for like a week to see
family. I came back home.
And Grant was here and he was
like, do you want to see the car?
And I was like, yeah, why not? So then I go to the garage
and like the first thing that hits me, I'm like
this is like a real thing. Like that.
Like, it's not like a, it's more of like a
what the fuck am I looking at?
Like that kind of thing. Because it's so
like bright and you're looking at it.
It's really bright. It's really bright. It looked
newer. It looked like a brand new car.
Weird.
Have you seen a great? Wait, I saw a picture, I think.
But you guys didn't post it on Twitter, did you?
don't think so.
I really want to post it.
Instagram,
you could post it.
Yeah, I think it'd be funny.
You put it on Instagram.
Oh, I posted it on TikTok.
Oh, that's not actually, I wonder if we haven't a count.
That might have been where I saw it.
I was trying to do one of those like, you know.
Oh my gosh.
Isaac, you know this song.
You know how it is when they go to China and they're trying to show off?
It's like Kong King City or Kong King City.
Here, listen to the audio.
Oh, yeah, that's what I saw.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I can fix that.
Dude, I was walking.
watching I was like, what is this?
Brow.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Isn't yummy as a memory right here?
Yeah.
There he is.
This is yummy in theory.
In theory.
Look how big I look next to the car, dude.
The car is so, so, so.
We were in that thing for 30 hours and two days.
A lot of people were like, what happened to the hall on the fair, bro.
This is what happened.
That is it.
That is exactly what happened.
Yeah.
Yeah, we drove and nobody was aggressive toward us.
They actually were all supportive.
Except for that one guy in the cookout drive-thru for some reason.
That was weird.
What?
He was like revving his engine behind us and shit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I forgot about that.
So yeah.
We were in the cookout.
Dude, it was weird.
Dude, it was really fucking weird.
He was just like revving his engine.
Yeah.
And Yummy was just like revving his engine back and we thought it was a joke.
So we look behind us and it says GTR on the front tag and we're like, oh shit, that's a GTR, bro.
It's fucking sick.
So I get out of the car.
Grant's recording me.
I go up to him.
I'm like, bro, fuck with your car.
Bro, he was wearing a shi-stee, and he was staring at me.
You're kidding.
All I saw where his two eyes, I did not get any closer.
I was like, bro, I fuck, bro, and he just did not fuck with me.
And tell what, tell what the car actually was?
Dude, what was it?
It was an ultimate.
It was a fucking Ultima.
With a GTR badge.
Oh.
And he was playing pretend, dude.
Literally behind us, just, like, I'm trying to order, and I just,
br-oh-and-like, what is happening right now?
So this is all recorded.
Get impatient.
I don't know how all of it was.
The beginning was it.
Because we weren't planning to record anything.
Because we're in a shy see a 3 a.m.
ordering ccouts.
With like an ultima with a DTR fake.
I want that.
That's alive.
I need it.
That's someone's life right there.
And it was raining.
It was actually scary.
It was lightning out.
It was really dark.
Scenic even.
Now that he's a cool car.
Now he's a cool car.
But dude,
I just remember walking up to his car.
Like I was probably right where the table is right here.
Like,
I don't know,
by like three feet away from his car.
And all I just see are two eyes just beating,
like staring at.
at me from his driver's seat.
I'm like, bro.
He doesn't want, he doesn't want anything to do with me at all.
Overall, it kind of, like, opened my eyes and made me realize that most people, like,
do not care what you do, like, in your life, because everybody's so focused on themselves.
Yeah.
We were driving a giant pink and purple car with Joe, with the old guy in a mask on it.
And we got looks, of course, but not a lot of, like, hawks, not a lot of, like, way, just.
Crazy.
Like, some people would stare, but most.
Most people drove by.
What state?
What state was the worst?
We got the most probably in Arkansas.
That makes sense.
That's where we drove almost the longest that in Texas.
I mean,
what do we Arkansas?
Because you have fucking grandpa.
Dude.
You have grandpa on there.
We had one guy do like the you rock thing through the window.
Yeah, he did this.
Yeah.
Like nobody else really cared.
It was kind of weird.
And honestly,
yeah.
People don't care about it.
other people in this world.
Maybe some people from like a distance didn't get it because we walked up to this truck
driver in the, in the parking lot and I asked him about if you like the car or not.
I was like, do you know who that is on there?
He said, is that Mario?
Yeah, he looks like old Mario.
He was like, yeah, it's Mario.
He was really nice.
We gave him lean.
Mario too.
Yeah, we did.
We gave him lean.
Yeah.
He was like, oh, sick.
The OG Tubbs.
These are like lean Santa Claus's like, yeah.
Yeah, that's cute.
Well, it worked because like, he was like, I drink energy tricks.
the time to stay up for my drives
for my truck driving. Oh yeah. So we gave him
like healthier, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
You're changing the world. Yes, sir.
One tub at a time. But
you were talking about car
modifications and stuff. I was
I was talking about car brands in general. So I saw a video
where somebody took like Subaru's logo and turned it into like a luxury
brand by redesigning and just making a whole bunch
of different pieces. Do they make it like super minimalistic?
No, they took, you know how Subaru has like the stars?
They look like the shooting stars? Yeah.
You just had them like wrap around the garments.
like hoodies and stuff and like be kind of abstracts like no text or anything but like it made
me think that like car brands are missing out on like having nice clothing lines i want the w shirts
they're nice i don't know what it is but there's crazier shit like i think lamargini does
some collabs that are insane and like some of the higher-end cars do you know about their clothing
but they go into things they go into things like watches racing jackets yeah stuff like that
but there's so many opportunities i'd wear that yeah i'd wear that yeah
That is so
Fashioned
Look up Lamborghini
Look up Lamborghini
Rude R-H-U
It was the
Racing jacket right
Like this
Yeah
They have
They have I think a brown
The brown one is the
Lamborghini one
That's like the
It's like the cigarette
It's like a $1,000 jacket
I'm pretty sure
Damn
$1,700 on
I believe you
Oh go to Roots website bro
That's out of stock
Fuck these guys
Sacks you can sack it
Did you not know how I spelled
Lamborginis
It's called Lambo
What?
Yeah
Lambo.
Lambo.
But no, dude, like if I was, I mean, obviously they care about cars more than anything.
So it's like a back-end thought.
But they should totally hire somebody as a creative director for like a clothing line.
Because I'm, people own the cars.
I'm sure they would want to own some of the clothes too.
And even people who don't own the cars also would want that.
Like, Lamborghini is a brand.
It's very recognizable.
But there's just an opportunity there, bro, for nice clothing.
Because most of the most car clothing is pretty lame.
Like, it's really generic and it doesn't look good.
and it's kind of corny, but like some stuff looks good.
Right.
If you go to dealerships and usually go to like,
they have some sections over there.
Toyota has Rick Owens collabs.
No.
No way.
That's why he's lying, though.
Dude, it's got to be real somewhere.
It's just Rick Owens outside of a Toyota.
Outside of a Toyota.
There is.
Rick Owens and the shoes, yeah.
Looks like my car.
Mitsubishi and LeBron collabed.
Wait, go back.
There's a big foot.
Look at that.
Bottom left, that thing.
Yeah, that.
Damn.
Holy flower.
What's up?
Nice.
Big foot.
High beast.
High beast.
Don't like Isaac.
Have we talked about it on the podcast?
Kevin Durant hockey legs.
Hockey stick?
Yeah, I think we did we?
I think I remember that.
I definitely remember.
I just always love going back.
I like looking at his feet,
hockey.
Hockey stick legs.
I think we have.
Yeah, we have.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
That's so awesome.
Dude, it has to be uncomfortable driving cars when your feet are that big.
You actually probably probably.
to drive with your feet like this. Is he size
22? Like what is his foot size? I think he's like
18. I'm gonna say 26.
No, nobody's bigger than a 22.
Wait, Shaq is as big as a 22? Yeah, Shaq's a 22.
Shack's a 22?
He just knows around him, basketball players, feet sizes. What's LeBron?
If I were to guess, bro, I'd say, no, LeBron's a 15.
Watch, look it up. I think LeBron's is a 15.
When you think about a 13 versus a 15, he doesn't have like
massive insane shoes.
Come on.
Oh, wow.
Look up.
Webbingyama is 19.
Look at it.
I know LeBron.
I just put his name.
I don't know.
Webb was on 55.
What?
Holy shit.
Jesus.
It's EU.
It's EU.
It's EU.
That's EU.
Don't worry.
The biggest fee ever.
It's the 22, yeah.
They highlight the 50s.
Is he the biggest?
22.
Yeah, he's got big foot.
Wow.
He's actually a size 20.
But he lied.
Dude, he's so big.
Like, how does he even have fun?
How does he even have fun?
I think it's a lot of fun in my opinion.
Yeah, probably would be a lot of fun.
Oh my, look at the kid holding this shoes.
Scroll down.
Dude.
Wait, which one is.
Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.
How do you even wear that?
Bottom left.
Oh.
No, to the left.
Dude, that looks like jinxie.
Looks like cake.
It's literally a four-year-old kid.
It looks like drinking.
This photo's awesome.
That looks photoshopped in.
It looks like an AI.
It's an AI generated image.
Yeah, which we don't fuck with.
Sorry to our audio listeners who hate when we look at photos.
Just imagine a kid holding a big Shaq shoe.
And it's like twice the size of them.
That looks like it's like half of his body.
Just imagine big old feet.
Big old feet.
No, don't imagine big old feet.
That looks like jinxie.
Aw.
Yeah.
Wait, Shaq has his own shoe line in it.
Yeah, and they're in Walmart and they're like, they're affordable.
Can we spill the tea?
Can we spill the tea for a second?
What's the fuck is up with Jingsey and Brecky Hill?
They're back.
together again.
Bro, he posted two humiliating
How do you know about this?
Bro, because, okay, I'm not gonna lie,
I don't actively go and look for it.
Yeah, you do.
Yes, you do.
People actively send me it.
No.
You're the, and then you watch it.
People actively keep tabs and tell me about it.
Because it just doesn't make any sense to me, dude.
It's like relationships are complicated, bro.
Huh?
Relationships are complicated, bro.
Yeah, but why do you got to air it out?
all time.
Both times.
He's flying both times and then now they're back together all for one.
He literally, he coughs like an iPad kid so he like needs the views.
Wait, no, that clip was crazy.
You saw that?
It's really funny.
Bro coughs like an iPad kid.
All right.
Immediately like no delay.
All right.
Like, you know how people like react to shit?
Yeah.
He acted like somebody typed that.
Dude, nobody typed that, I bet.
He was just cool.
Right.
No, but maybe somebody
typed it from before.
They're like the clip from he's gone too far.
People are hating him now.
Like, people just hate him for a minute.
I'll tell you, they have been for a minute.
I'll tell you, they have been for a minute.
It don't really make sense.
It is crazy, man.
It started.
Well, I don't know when it started,
but they kind of just like,
it didn't help that he was trying to do
the whole elderly ring thing
and then he quit.
That was bad,
I think part of it's like,
once you're so dedicated,
there's literally a bug on me,
what the fuck?
What's you're so dedicated?
so like streaming that much,
which I think he used to stream a lot more,
and then it stops at all?
Because remember he missed, like, what, three days in a year?
As soon as that, like, stops being that consistent,
people are like, what the hell, man?
And then they just hate you.
He changed.
I think it's because of his involvement with his girlfriend,
like, low-key, because that's where it'll start going downhill.
Yeah, dude.
If he hears this, he's going to be real upset.
Oh, get on the podcast and talk about it.
Come on.
Yeah, Jinks, see, we're here for you.
If you hear this.
We'll be the ear.
I do got to say, I feel like listening heart.
The whole, like, streamer world with, like, jinxie and whatever the hell.
And clip farming just came out of nowhere as a word.
I hate that.
Dude, I...
Clip farming has been, I think...
In person.
It happened to him.
It happened to you.
Remember, we were streaming.
We were streaming chained up.
We were just streaming chained up.
We got angry.
You know, we're playing the game.
Dude, like...
I think that was all jokes.
I hope to God it was.
I don't think it was.
Okay, don't let it even get to you because it's like we're there to entertain.
She's like, literally shut the fuck up.
Bro, it's clipframing.
Is that what you saw?
Yes.
I got mad at the game because we fell and they're like,
Yumi trying to clip farm so hard right down.
I'm like, bro.
The game is supposed to make you mad?
Me and I'm live streaming into like an audience
that I'm trying to keep entertained.
Bro, you're clipforming right now.
Like, chill.
Dude, you're clipforming.
The Rolex.
Oh my God.
Yomi doesn't tell you guys this,
what he pays his clippers like $20,000.
You have clippers?
At least, bro.
Yes.
Why do you have a timestamped?
Woo.
That went back.
I love this.
This is how we prevent clip farming right now.
What?
Because we don't say a word.
Oh.
It's a stream where you didn't talk.
Don't talk.
You just didn't say any word.
That's what they want, right?
That was revolutionary.
Yeah, it does.
Oh my God.
We're not talking.
Actually, a revolutionary.
This was a really fun.
This is a really fun stream.
You guys did not.
We need to bring, we need to bring back like having fun together.
They just climb.
We need to bring back having fun.
I'm pretty sure I was there.
Yeah, you were there.
You left.
You got mad.
You clit farmed.
then you clip farm because you love
Cliffarm you end the stream and you left
but yeah lovely the whole
Go to the end
when Ily where's that at
Oh that was actually
Actually there might be a time snap
You'll be leaving at blank
Clipforming what the phone
You'll be screaming
NXGIA look at it
Oh my god
That's crazy dude people
So like in the in the chat
because I was in the comments
were saying like people in the chat were hating
on this shit but everyone on YouTube
loved it there's a there's a big difference
from the YouTube audience and the Twitch audience
You know what it is? Yeah Twitch audience are haters
Twitch people are criticizers
and YouTube YouTube viewers
are consumers
Huge huge huge hot opinion
I think it's because that
when you're live on Twitch it's all happening at the same
time and they don't have the freedom to go
back and forth and whatever they
they help but on YouTube you can go through the entire
one hour of odd in like 30 seconds.
See, you know what I think it is?
I think being mean online in a chat room is like the wave.
Like criticizing someone is like the thing to do.
It became a lot more popular after KSA blew up, I'll be real.
It's always been a thing, but after KSor gave it a lot of attention
and like people got like positive reinforcement of like...
Like live dissing.
Fed into it.
Yeah.
Because it gets put in viral clips of videos and shit.
You guys know EROB?
Yeah.
EROB is.
His literally entire community is just dicking on him like since day one.
And he's like, like that's just part of his community.
It's like, like I wouldn't, I personally wouldn't be able to do it.
Like that's just too much.
It's like, okay, it's the fun.
Half the clips of TV, Robbie, just looks sad.
He just, like, he just not enjoying the chat.
I remember he was playing flight simulator, and his chat was just like being really
annoying and mean, and he's just like, he had a whole pilot outfit on.
He's just like,
just flying for like two hours.
Unbothered king.
There has to be a balance for sure.
You don't want no, like, soft.
like ask comments but yeah
the entire chat Phil was just
like ripping you apart and digging on you
for a long time well yeah he has
dude he's got nuts of steel
I'm not gonna say the person's name but I pulled
up somebody's stream one time that was playing
like Valorant and
they were like horrible they were huge
I think they had like five to 10 K viewers
somewhere in that range they were just dog shit
and they made like the worst peak ever
they fucking they got shit on and they died
and the whole chat was like inty nt
in t intie I love you so much like nice try
like good effort.
No.
I would much rather have a community that shits on me 24-7 than to have that guy.
I'll be real.
Yes, I'll be real.
Yeah.
I agree.
I hate that,
NT, NT, NT, NT, NT, and T.
I feel like those people would be the type to kill me in my sleep if they were my fans.
Like,
yeah, it's more fun.
It's more fun when they're like, when they're kind of dicking, like, as far as like
the entertainment, we're just enjoying things.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You can do it back and you're just having a good time.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
There's got to be balanced, though.
It has to be balanced though.
Who's gonna equate it?
True, it's like hard.
I think it's dictated by the streamer, bro.
It's dictated by the streamer.
It's hard. Whenever people are too nice, you can't be like, okay, you guys need to be mean.
Like, that's not a thing we can do, really.
Yeah, but like, you're also allowed to be like a little positive to your chat,
and then every once in a while, just dick on them.
You know what I'm saying?
Go back and forth.
Right.
Because if you're only allowing them to dick on you, you're the person who's able to dictate that.
You have to initiate it.
You have to go after chat first, which is what I did.
And if they're...
And I live with the...
Consequences.
Yeah, and if they're attacking you, then you attack them like twice as hard.
Like, just make, make them know.
Hey, look, you're watching.
Three times as hard.
You know what I'm saying?
Firmly abused them.
Hurt them.
Firmly hurt them.
Find out everything about to use it all.
Yeah.
Right?
Go after their traumas.
The only issue that comes out of that is that people kind of get that like, uh, what is it?
You know how like siblings fight and there's like some sort of like.
Yeah, they build like a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like everything has a fucking consequence to it, man.
Everything has a consequence to it.
It can't just be no streaming.
It can't be no...
How many people still think that these fake cigarettes are real?
My mom did.
Did I tell you guys that?
Yeah, she called me.
My mom called me.
We were at the ice cream shop.
We were going through the drive-thier.
She was like, so I just saw a clip of you on the internet.
See, because you clip farm, because you fucking clip farm.
It works.
And she was like,
Do you have a cigarette in your mouth?
I'm like, mom, number one, if I was going to smoke, why would I do it on camera?
Number two, if I was going to smoke, why would I do it in the house?
Mom, number one, they're fucking cool.
If I was going to smoke, it wouldn't be cigarettes.
I would just do the hardest shit ever.
Oh, yeah, I was like, I would skip cigarettes and do math.
Oh, yeah, I remember in the car because we were starting to say, yeah, all right, buddy.
All right.
Dude, I can't believe you've hit it from her for this long.
Good lie, bro.
Hey, good cover, bro.
Yeah, but like.
We've been trying again to stop.
You just won't stop even on recordings.
That's what we get for clip farming.
smoking cigarettes in the house
but yeah we don't smoke cigarettes
yeah sorry speak for yourself
I'm 20 packs a day right now
we're not cool than that
damn damn that was an impressive
cigarette flick
dude I know people who are addicted to cigarettes
it's so sad
my dad is yeah they
they get into it it's a chill-ass vibe though
and how many times do your dad quit
he quit for two years when I was born
bro damn yeah virtually bro
because I know a lot of people that have quit
a bunch of times, even if it's for like
what you said two years, but they always go back, it seems
like... There was a creator I just saw recently that
was talking about how he was
off of nicotine for
less than two months,
and how it's like ruining his life.
Nade shots just said some shit about that.
You know what I heard, though? You know what I heard, though?
But yeah. Bro, it's really sad because like, I wish that there
wasn't such a negative
like societal opinion on weed, because I feel like if the older
generation had access to the same shit we do,
weed would be such a better option than cigarettes.
The old generation just need to die off
and then we win.
Wow.
They just die off and then everyone
But they've been like drilled into their head
and they're like, weed will kill you tomorrow
if you smoke it's not that, it's not that.
It's based on religion.
It's like the weed is a gateway drug
is going to lead you to meth and crack and cocaine.
Way worse than weed.
I know.
Get this.
Alcohol.
Get this.
Alcohol.
Get this.
Yeah.
Get this, bro.
So 80 to 90% of lung cancer has caused
by cigarettes, but only 10% of smokers
get lung cancer, so let that sink in.
And also, smoking is bad,
but not as bad as you think. And that's my,
that's my... Smoking what? Weed? Or cigarettes?
No, cigarettes.
So are you saying that? Smoking cigarettes is gross,
but like, yeah, like, because my
perception of cigarettes used to be like,
you have like an 80% chance of getting lung cancer if you
smokes, like, 20 packs a day. But no, it's like
10% chance. I mean, 10% if you think about it is still really, really
large number. Are you defending cigarettes?
Yeah, are you defending cigarettes? I'm with it.
I'm with it.
To your audience.
I'm with it.
No,
yeah,
I exaggerated.
But,
um,
like I don't think it's as bad as people think.
But still it's bad.
It's the,
the nicotine addiction.
Yeah,
and it smells.
Like,
you carry around a little plague
on your fingers.
Touch anything.
You can give like secondhand smoke cancer
to like other people.
Yeah,
there's that.
And you could like,
F up your whole dental.
It's not fake.
Your whole dental could get effed up.
So I'll,
I'll,
I'll speak a little bit from experience
also some research
that I was doing.
Smoker?
No, I'm not a smoker.
Get them to smoke.
My mom, she does smoke, right?
And she smoked for 40 years, right?
And, you know, there are some health things that happen as a result of it.
But one of those things that really comes from is nicotine.
Nicotine is like a really, really heavy hitter.
And a lot of people don't really fucking realize that.
So like when you're like doing like vaping or whatever else, it's really a lot from the nicotine straight up.
But the smoke is bad too, but the nicotine is like, it's what gets it like.
It's what makes you have a hard time.
from detaching from smoking like you can't take a
break yeah it's a highly addictive yeah
what is it called the uh not the relapse the fucking uh
withdraw the withdrawal the with get your dad on nick on zins
oh no i'd rather not i think zins are way more disgusting
so he's like they can do it wherever
what's that
like then he wouldn't have to go outside or anything
well yeah but he could withdraw i mean he could like
oh you're i don't i don't i don't be honest i don't think he wants to quit
honestly he i think what grung is that amen
if like cigarettes is like
smoky and it's like a huge annoyance
to everyone around you, he goes outside.
But with Zins, you can just...
Yeah, and Zins is just gross to me.
Like, the whole premise of it is gross.
What Zinn is?
Yeah.
Compared to smoking cigarettes?
I don't know. I don't know much about Zinn,
but I just know you put it in your mouth.
It's like gross.
It's like covered pouch, so like it's clean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just like dipping, but it's not dipping.
It tastes like mint.
Wait, are they...
Are they in the paper bags?
Yeah.
I'll try that.
From the research that I've done,
like, from what I've seen,
it is like,
you don't get mouth cancer
the same way that you would from dip
it all it does it can cause like receding gum
from just irritation of it sitting in the same spot
oh dude um
it's cleaner
my one goal
my friend took a whole pack of Zins before a football game
and he threw up on the sidelines
got nick sick
on the sidelines and he went in
what's up girl one of my goals in life
was to never like take a hit of nicotine
or anything like that
because my dad was always like don't do it don't do it
Did you feel like, okay, okay, okay.
Did you feel the challenge?
I failed on accident.
It wasn't cool.
Oh, that's like a blunt.
Literally,
literally, yes.
What happened was,
I was,
we were in the park and it got rolled up,
and then it got past to me,
I thought it was just green,
and then I took a hit,
and I was like,
damn, this shit is hitting fast,
and then I had to lay down,
and I was like,
head rush.
Like it, it hits so fast and bad,
and I hated it.
And then I actually got so sad
because that was like actually
one thing I never wanted to do in my life,
and then did you do it again after that?
No,
you're into it all the time. Did I what? Did you do it again after that? No.
Oh, oh, so just one time. And you didn't know, so your sister was fine, bro.
Dude, whenever I was like, damn, this shit is hitting fast. And he was like, yeah, it's a blunt.
And I was like, oh. And then he was like, oh, I'm sorry, bro. You don't know?
He's giving you weed and he's freaking out. Oh, sorry, brother. He didn't know. Oh, this guy
didn't know everybody
he didn't know
I'm about to be ruined
ruined
dude we're about a
kid who uh
can't send me an Instagram
real this kid who
he was
he smoked weed for the first time
and he was just sitting like this
and then his like buddy pull his arms out
and he was like I was just paralyzed
I was paralyzed I was paralyzed I was paralyzed I was paralyzed
I was called 911 call the hospital
I was paralyzed
and he started freaking out
like it was so funny
screaming and all of his friends were laughing at him
it was like
that's evil
It is fucked up, but also like
Chill out.
Chill out, bro, it's weed.
You're supposed to be chill on weed, bro.
For the fourth time on the podcast,
Soft Willy's story debut.
I'm not talking about it.
I'm just talking about what?
Because all it takes is for young.
You'd be like, yeah, dude, all those friends were laughing
him was kind of fucked up and all I had to do is look at Isaac.
Because he knows.
That's that fucked up story.
Dude, you guys were the friend.
That is fucked up, Isaac.
It was in fucking funny club.
It was in funny club.
And all you guys were sitting there laughing at me.
I forgot now.
I wasn't laughing at you.
I was laughing at the fact that you looked really sad eating a cheeseburger.
Yeah.
I thought you were high,
but you were laying in bed.
Oh, yeah,
you weren't laughing about the fact that he was bouncing me on his leg like I was a baby.
I didn't know he was in that.
I thought,
I didn't.
Oh, come here, buddy.
I didn't see that.
Someone having a bad high.
Yeah,
I didn't know what he used.
I'm not talking about it.
You're okay?
That's pretty funny.
Oh,
oh,
that's funny.
Dude,
I tried to comfort him.
I didn't,
I didn't mean to make it funny.
Listen,
if you're paranoid off weed,
sometimes you have to go through those types of things
to...
No, it's a good experience.
Dude, Isaac was the reason I was paranoid, though.
You shouldn't be paranoid on weed.
That's, like, the weakest...
It's just because, like, their parents
were, like, in the house or something.
Yes, yeah.
He ruined everyone's high.
Let me...
I know you've done worse.
We won't get into it, but...
Huh?
What?
What did you say?
I said, I've done worse
with parents of the house, but...
Oh.
Whoa.
You kissed a boy.
Made out with a guy high on weed.
Parents were next door.
Oh!
Come on. Right here. Paranoid A.
F. You've all broken that. Someone clip that. Clippers.
Clip that. Clip that.
It should have a fucking farm, man.
I just planted a bunch of crops with my clip farm.
All my seeds are going to watch TikTok right now.
Thank you.
Good work.
All my seeds.
And they're growing into a beautiful flowers.
Viral flowers.
And I was like viral flowers.
Dude, I have an idea.
Viral view farm.
I have an idea for like weed and like nicotine.
What is it, bro?
Just, why not just don't do it?
Wow.
Come on.
Give it up, ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up.
If it's,
if it's,
if it's,
if it's,
if it's,
if it's,
if it's,
like,
ruining your life
for two months
because you were
addicted,
well,
I don't know.
I believe that,
like,
if you're addicted to weed,
like,
that's kind of,
that's too bad.
That's really just too bad.
I feel like it's beyond a biological level.
It's more of,
like,
being susceptible to,
like,
like, you in your environment,
you are already allowing yourself
to be addicted to something
before you've started.
Like,
you're using it as like a crutch.
yeah yeah there's something deeper bro sorry
like it's interesting
I've been getting TikToks about
like just people that do weed and shit
and like the comments are like
you know I kind of enjoy the sober life
and it's like
it's just weird guys
I haven't felt this in so long
yeah it's like my generation
is actually kind of fucked up with the damn drug use
but they're all coming to the same realization
that like it's not as lit as it seems
I feel so bad for your generation
because you guys got fucked up during COVID
like so
People got hit bad.
I feel like we were like, at least the people here were not as affected.
Larry, you were you out of, no, you were in school during COVID.
Yeah.
I was in my junior year.
That's crazy to think about.
That is crazy.
Yeah, you guys are in school.
I got laid off and I got, I loved alcohol.
Dude, ah.
The four loco, bring back the four loco.
Bring back the four loco and drinking at 3 p.m.
Bro.
That's my freaking, uh, drink of choice.
No way.
Oh, it can't be the four.
Four locoes or your drink of choice grunk?
Dude, at Cannon's party, literally the second.
How old are you?
I'm 21, bro.
But, um, is he?
At Camden's party, um, he had gin and I took two shots of gin and I didn't, I'd never had like a hard liquor.
When you were, when you were, when you were old for the age of 21, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, um, I don't know, because it was all he had.
And so bad.
Like, you need to put Sprite, like, two liters of Sprite.
Oh, yeah.
The first shot, the first shot was just Jim, but the second one was had tonic water in it and stuff.
That's still pretty gross.
Okay, but I did it anyways.
You did pretty good.
And so then I had a third of a four loco, or two-thirds of a four loco.
And I was, I don't remember much of that night.
I'll be honest.
Bro.
I put Larry on the Smirnoffs, and I feel really bad.
I remember I was on call with Isaac.
Oh, sorry, did I just get a little?
No, it's okay.
Go ahead, man.
Okay.
It's just how to do the Four Loco.
I remember I got a slurpee and I put an entire Four Locke in the Slurpee.
Oh.
I was talking with Isaac and I drank flavor.
I don't know what flavor.
I think I got gold, the gold flavor, which tastes like butter.
Ew.
Dude, all of Four Loco just tastes horrible.
And I drank in the extra large slurpy cup and I drank it all.
I was like, wow.
And then I was on the floor.
I found a light bulb.
I was like, what if I put it in my mouth, Isaac?
No.
I was like, ooh.
Like with the bulb going in your mouth?
Didn't Bell Delphine do that shit?
I think she did.
It blew up.
She took my flow.
I think I did it first.
I don't even think about that.
Oh, go ahead.
Oh, no, no.
I'm going to go ahead.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, I was just going to say that I put Larry on Smirnoffs and, bro, I feel bad because
they're just so sugary.
They're like, what?
400 calories per pop or something like that?
No, cow.
Yesterday.
I'm pretty sure they had, super, super sugary.
Oh, four, loco is 630 calories.
They're not 400.
No, it's not.
The 4-Logo is 600 calories.
They taste that bad.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
It's malt liquor.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
The Smirnoff's around 120 a can, or like a bottle-ish.
Really?
Yeah, maybe 200.
But it can't be more than that bad.
There's just a lot of sugar.
It's like a mountain dew you're drinking, I think.
Yeah.
When I woke up the morning after Camas party, like my joints hurt.
Like, my fingers felt so bad and I was so dehydrated.
Like, that's like, I hate that alcohol.
poison like can we just make it so it's chill that's why you gotta you gotta have the practice like
okay so when I was a drinking the week of like my birthday I drink a fuck ton of water after I would
drink alcohol because like you just yeah that's good it's just good practice to have
yeah water around you as which I didn't do at all take a B12 too chew it up yeah I've had the
worst hangover in my life before ever wow what I've had the worst thing that's like before ever
right now I don't even know what I just say
Yeah, I'm having one right now
No, I was like so drunk that I passed out
I woke up three hours later and I was like
Where am I? And then I drink as much water as I couldn't
I fell asleep again and I woke up like six hours later and I was like
Oh
It lasted all day I couldn't do anything
I did door dashed like three times and I just laid down in bed
And I just ate like the greasiest food ever
Going into the light is like
Oh my God
That's right
I just stay back I just stayed back
I was puking outside
When?
Japan.
Remember?
And he locked himself out.
Oh my God.
Remember?
Oh,
I don't even remember.
Oh,
help me.
Oh, I don't.
No, yeah.
I remember this because you were,
you stayed back while we all went out.
You guys went to Shibuya.
We were drunk.
We were all went to the town.
It was like that night.
It was you,
me.
Remember?
Slat.
Yeah.
We had stakes and then we all started drinking.
We went to the store.
We took the Uber back and we got to the hotel and you like
walked off immediately.
You fucking threw up.
and then you're like, I'll meet you guys later.
I got a vomit.
I was like, go on.
Did you throw off?
Right in front of the hotel sign?
It was like on the sign.
It was like, on the side.
No.
You can't clean that.
What am I going to do?
Find a paper towel magically?
Here's what's really unfortunate about Japan is like there's no trash cans.
Yeah.
It was impossible.
It was either A, you probably run in the lobby,
try to find a bathroom, couldn't make it,
throw up on the lobby.
Or B, you find a place, which you did.
You find like a lot.
little secluded area. It was by the time, but it was
a little secluded. And then you vomited.
At the hotel?
Yeah, it was right. It was as soon as we landed.
It's because I snuck out. You guys were walking, but I was
like, I went immediately. I ran.
You fucking ran. I saw. I was like, you guys go.
Don't even remember that. Were you trying any water
or anything? No. No. It's just
alcohol. But the next morning, I drank those
little pouches, like the vitamin pouches.
Dude, they work. They did work. I felt better.
I was like, I should have win. I feel good.
You got locked out. I got locked out.
I was just in the air, bro. I was just in
gym waiting for someone to come back.
I forgot there was a gym.
And we were gone that whole day too.
You were like stuck there for me.
I was chilling.
I think there was a worst time in that for both of you and you.
That night after 6th Street.
Yeah, and that was the night where Tanner had his fucking pigs in the air
laying on the couch like a backwards guy.
I felt comfortable though.
I wasn't that drunk.
I mean, your fever in the air.
If I, if I puke, I'm drunk.
But if I don't puke, I'm not...
You see how I'm sitting right now?
This is how I fell asleep on the couch.
I'm not kidding.
No.
Yeah, you looked like Dracula.
My feet were like,
like Dracula.
You would have to literally put your feet on the back of that and then recreate it.
I would recommend it right now, but.
I didn't know.
That was not good.
How did I get that drunk?
I really don't think I drink that much.
Because we drank a, what was it called?
It was like, kill yourself.
What was a drink?
It was called the zombie.
Kill yourself and die slowly.
Kill yourself and please pass.
They saw like four different rums or something.
Yeah, it's like, it's a bunch of alcohol, makes it one drink.
Strong.
And then they light it on fire.
Was it gross?
I couldn't taste it.
It tasted pretty disgusting.
Dude, I was the only person who couldn't taste it.
Well, we went to, I think it was three forks or something.
Oh, man.
We drank a lot at three forks.
Oh, yeah.
Because soup was there and it was like a gamer subs dinner.
Then they were like, they were like soup, get everybody drunk.
And he was like, double shots of tequila for everybody, 28 of them.
Okay, I got to dude.
I got to give it up.
I got to give it up.
This guy at every dinner I've ever been to him at.
It's so funny.
Yeah, I try to keep up with him.
A waiter will come over.
and they'll take like drink orders
and shots are typical
but with soup turning around
being like
you heard of a buttery nipple
all right so
you take about like
a shot of a
and he would do that
he would explain
and elaborate the whole shot
from the waiter
in this fancy restaurant
yeah in the fancy
four and a half star restaurant
the waiter would go back
come back with like 30 of them
on a platter
like it was absurd
he runs that place
the guy knows how to throw down
I don't remember the buttery nipple
yeah I was right next to him
I like overheard it.
He's like, you know what buttery nipples is?
Buttery nipples?
Yeah,
and the guy was like,
I don't think so.
Did you make that up?
No, it's a real drink.
It's pretty good.
You know,
I'm not going to look at it.
You can't,
trust me, it's safe.
Just look at buttery nipples.
And then look up R3.
Uh, yeah,
guys, this might be a bad idea.
No, it's gonna be fun.
A buttery nipple,
alcohol drink.
Oh, okay.
Don't do a shot recipe.
There it is.
It tastes sweet.
It's really good.
It's like butterscotch.
It looks like yeast.
It's buttercotch.
Doesn't it?
It's just a shot of beer.
Shot of beer.
It's, um,
is it,
is it rum and,
uh,
Bayleys?
Yeah.
On some,
is this one clear.
It's like yellow and then this is like yellow.
Ew.
I'm gonna say now,
dude,
Bailey's only tastes good for me in like coffee.
Yep.
Bayleys is good with,
Bailey's is good with Diet Coke and Kalua.
That is crazy.
That's a really good.
That is a really good drink.
Have you ever had like,
uh,
a root beer float?
Like a beer float,
something like that?
Is that real?
No.
A root beer float?
Can you tell I don't drink?
Wait, first of all,
wait, I thought that they put alcohol in root beer floats.
No, you did not.
Probably, maybe.
No, it's just ice cream and root beer.
But a root beer float is just root beer.
It's just this.
I mean, ice cream and coke, that's it.
Just ice cream and root beer.
No, look up.
There's alcohol.
There's a not your father's root beer, which is alcohol.
Not your father's root beer.
Yeah, it's like a beer, but it tastes like a herb beer.
Have you ever had a, um, can we get ice cream?
A sweet father's cream?
What?
Ew.
You haven't had that?
You're the craziest guy.
You need to quit it.
You ever had a grandpa's lap?
No.
You ever had that one?
Grandpas lap bowl?
You haven't had that?
I wish.
Yeah.
You ever had a, your mom's round ass.
Your mom's round ass from the bar.
It's a popular order.
You ever heard about that?
I've just progressively getting words.
You ever had a, wow, look at those.
Damn, I want that in my mom.
mouth all of it. We had Mike's third leg.
Mike's third leg. Mike's
pretty good.
Yummy and Tanner, have we ever
or are we, should we talk about
the Vegas balcony night?
Oh,
my God, please. Do we not
talking about it? I don't know if we did it. I don't think we
did because that was like, before I was like,
in Vegas and the penthouse of the Cosmo
because you know we're fucking lit and we're cool.
Right. Thanks to give ourselves.
We got, dude,
I don't know what the hell I bought
from that dysmatory.
Dude, it was Ethan.
Ethan bought it.
No, I bought it.
Do you buy it?
I got what we smoked.
Oh my God.
Wait.
No.
Because I went with you.
You got that.
That's what we smoked.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I didn't see you.
There was something else in it, dude.
It was like, I don't know, it was like 36, 36, 37% THC, but I, sorry.
But they were just little joints.
And I hadn't smoked real like Delta night because we live in Texas and like, I don't
go out on the street and be like, hey, I want
weed. I just got a dispensurate and get Delta
8. So I haven't smoked like real Delta 9
in, I don't know, two, three years.
And whatever we smoked, I was convinced
was at least because... There was something else to
me. That was the funniest. I've never
been that high from weed, except for the first time I smoked ever.
I don't think I've laughed for six hours straight before.
Nothing happened. Nothing happened.
We were all just laughing for an hour.
Tanner. I remember Tanner was sitting there
and remind you, we're penthouse.
The highest we can be, like everything is so
tiny and Tanner's like
and look at that guy over there
it's like lost it.
It was like 2 a.m. 3 a.m.
Yeah.
Look at that car.
You see that guy?
We're like, where?
And Yami's like trying to eat his food and he was
on the same bite for damn near like 30 minutes.
Like he did not stop laughing.
It was so bad.
Dude, I was so high.
I was like staring at the balcony
and I was like
I'm thinking to my head about what would happen
if I jumped over the balcony.
And I was sitting there and I was
like, you don't want to jump over that balcony.
I was like, don't even think about jumping
over that balcony. You don't want to do it. I was like,
stop thinking about it. You don't want to do that. I quit.
But I was like, oh, fuck, I'm so
high. I got to quit.
I was like, stuck, like, thinking about what would happen
if I'd jump over. I looked through the glass
like barrier down and, like, the world
started, like, spinning.
Dude, one of the buildings, I swear
I could move it. Like, it was in Blender.
I was like, yeah, you kept saying, look, watch this.
Like, look, watch. I was like,
I was like,
I was like, trying to move it.
bro, that was so funny.
What were we laughing at so much?
We laughed for four hours straight.
Tater was like...
I was on a row.
I was on a row.
Ethan was there.
Ethan was on fire that night.
I was kind of on fire that.
We were all crying.
But I just don't remember what I said or did.
Like, I know you pointed at the guy way far away.
You definitely talked about something on like one of the screens, but I don't know what it was.
Oh, there was, it was, I saw like a TV screen and I just can't remember.
I really can't.
You guys just had to be there.
You guys had to be there.
on the sphere. It was like a random screen
like super far away. I was like, dude.
I just don't remember what we were even laughing.
I don't know. An hour straight.
It was so funny. I kept to remember. I was saying like,
pro, what did we smoke? Like
there's no way that it was only weed.
When me and Larry were walking back,
it felt like the corridor was like
and I was just like,
I was like, Larry,
I love so hard that I saw you guys walk to
go get water and I was like, oh, it looks so precious.
I want water right now.
Can you get up?
No, I could, I mean, I could get up.
I just didn't want to.
Because I was just like, we were like still laughing about that point.
And, uh, I don't know what we were talking about, but we kept riffing off of like one thing.
It was like a bounce back and forth.
And I remember Tanner, you were standing up and you would walk back and forth.
You would walk away for a little bit.
You would come back with a new joke, almost like you like reversed it.
And you would come back with a new joke and then you walk back.
I charged it up.
I was like, okay, I'm mad.
And you would keep going back and forth.
And, uh, I don't know where we were.
laughing. That was one of the big things, though, was you were like,
look at that guy right there.
You see?
Look at that guy.
He's like a red button up right there.
What are you talking about?
It's like, it's so far away.
Can you look up?
I was going back and forth.
I was going back and forth between the room and the balcony because I would, I was like,
I'm so thirsty.
And then I would see like, because it's not my room.
I was like, I could take a Diet Coke right now.
But I was like, but it's not your room.
I was like, ugh.
And I like walked out and I went back to the balcony.
I kept doing that five different times.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, I literally do not remember much.
I just remember being out of my chair on the floor of the balcony for a while.
What was I eating?
You talk about it.
Oh my God, I dooredash to the fucking Cosmo.
Yeah.
You did doored dash.
Oh, yeah, and you went on the mission.
Yeah, you did.
And I had to walk across all the traffic in the parking garage.
And I was like, looking at all these headlights and I was like, oh, I think you also were eating the pretzel twists too.
Yeah, the honey mustard twists.
I got my little prison cot bed.
Yeah.
I ate those for two seconds and I fell asleep.
You were, yeah.
I was like, oh, there is.
And then I left.
Can we look up a picture of the cosmopolitan.
Cosmopolitan.
What's it called?
It's a Cosmo Panhas.
Dude,
Vegas is a crazy ass place.
It's like a map.
So, like,
think of him at the tippy top.
Think of him at the yummy at the tippy top.
And he had to walk all the way down.
Imagine looking off of this into being like,
look at that guy.
It's actually.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that guy right there.
You see that guy like right there?
Yeah, it was really this exactly.
Because I literally,
I saw a guy.
I actually did.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Look at that guy right there.
What do you mean?
Look at the 95 floors up.
You see that guy?
No.
I got like, I clocked in.
I zoomed in with my eyes.
I see a perfect human ride that.
I was like, look like,
I have to say, though, that was one of the most peaceful wake-ups I've had.
I think it was that night.
It was another night, but like waking up.
I slept perfect.
I look outside.
It was like the sun was rising.
And I think they had like something on the,
they had like a little smiling guy.
Or they had a little yellow guy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the big mojus.
You were saying good morning to you.
I woke up and I was like, oh, this is sweet.
What a cool spot to smoke, though.
Yeah.
That, I think is top, that has to top five.
That's like a once in a lifetime smoke spot.
That's a good time.
I didn't even think about that.
I think the next one up is Taj Mahal.
Or Mount Everest.
Or Mount Everest?
Mount Everest.
Die.
Dude, those rooms are so outdated for being a penthouse, though.
Be real.
Yeah.
Very vague, but it's like very early 2000s.
Like, I don't have like a reference.
My only reference is like GTA 5.
Well, like, white leather couches and brown walls.
It's just really old.
I don't know what's am.
Look up interior.
Can we all please go back to Japan?
Please.
Dude, it take me.
I'll go.
I volunteer.
Can we all go back to Jersey?
We do have to take grunk.
Jersey?
Yeah, let's all go back to Z.
That's all good in Jersey.
That's not it.
That's the one above.
That's the crazy one.
There's two panels.
It's that brown one.
It's that brown one.
It's that brown one.
It's this one.
Yeah, it kind of looked like this.
It is that one.
Yeah.
With those chairs.
were kind of ugly.
The couches were so ugly
and so uncomfortable.
Oh, it was this right here.
Yeah, actually it was that.
Oh, dude.
Damn, that's the room we were in.
Lean music video.
We recorded that entire thing indoors.
That is the exact penthouse.
Yeah, that is definitely it.
That's definitely it.
Yeah.
That was a fun time, though.
Every now and again,
I like to go back and watch that music video.
It just, like, floods my brain
of all of those memories from that trip.
Y'all can't say it's fun
because every single one of you were like,
oh I fucking hate Vegas I never want to go back
I hate this place
I like it how do you like this place
I was having a good time
that's because that's because when I got off the plane
there was like this weird aura around like the airport
Oh yeah I felt that it's called gambling
It's called gambling dude
It was like a looming like
It was like directly above us
So like everything was like over exposed
It had no shadow
I also couldn't enjoy gambling
gambling
Now you can bro
I know oh you couldn't enjoy losing money
Congrats bro
Thank you, bro.
No, dude, I would get kicked out.
I couldn't even see you guys.
Yeah, well, we got, we got sent to a VR chat party.
Oh my gosh.
That was horrible.
I forgot all about that.
I was right.
I walked up.
I was like, I walked up to this like balcony.
So they had a house.
There's this house that these people were in VR chat met up at.
They never seen each other before.
They've never like met.
But we didn't even know it was a VR chat.
We didn't know.
Yeah, we were just told like, this is like a chill party.
If you guys like, you know, want to hang out, whatever.
So we went and then there was like all this thing
I didn't know a single
Like I only not a few people
But I didn't know a single person there
For the most part
So I was walking around
And there was like
Outside in the backyard
There was he stares to go to this balcony
And so I saw a guy by himself
Like just leaning
He was kind of like a GTA character
Waiting for a Mission right
He was like
Yeah
On it tall as fuck
So I was just like
I'm gonna talk to that guy
See what's going on around here
Like what's who's party is
Who are we celebrating all that
So I go up there
and I go up next time
and I do the same thing that he's doing
and I'm like
so by the way
what is this party about
like who is this like
like is it someone's birthday
whatever
he's like oh no man
it's just um
it's a VR chat gathering
like okay
does everyone know each other
he's like yeah yeah yeah
we've been playing together
for like three years
and everyone's just kind of meet each other
for the first time
I'm like huh
it's like yeah man
I'm a mapper
you know I also make skins
I do this like
um
he's like do you like
I do this thing where like I make my voice
sound like a girl and I make
I map the skin around that I'm like
okay
I was already I was really drunk by this point
so it's just like
I sweet
I can't tell you
that was the craziest vibe like ever
like that was a crazy
I know we were in the wrong place when I walked in the front doors
and there was like a dance floor
a virtual dance floor and everybody could walk in the living room
and just like there's a TV
There's a TV with the VR chats
And everyone had a Fox character
Was this?
I wasn't there
You guys were not there
You guys missed a bullet
And I will say
I was off for the invitation
And I dodged it last second
It was just because like
There's nothing to do
So we did it
We had like a dinner
Yeah
It was after the dinner
You guys went to the casino
Oh
And we were
We were gambling
Yeah
I remember we were on our way
To Caesar's Palace
Oh we couldn't find you guys
Yeah
Caesar's palace
Dude it's crazy
that whole week. I think we averaged like four hours of sleep. I couldn't sleep. Yeah.
Because we have so much shit. Dude, for some reason, I actually have like no memory of like half that damn trip.
Dude, it's all blur. Can I tell something about the VR chat party? Because when I walked in there and I was like, I was trying to have a good time. I was like, eh. I tried to walk on the VR chat floor so I could like have a little body.
But like some guy behind me like like tapped on my shoulder and he's like, I was like, hey. I was like having a good time. But then he like, he full on punched my shoulder.
after.
It was like really hard.
And I was like, the fuck?
And he was like, I don't know.
And he walked away.
I'm like, ew.
Oh, fuck.
I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
Did your haptic shoot, vibrate?
Oh my God.
My brain.
This is going to be literally repress.
You were in the bathroom.
It was like out of service.
I didn't go in there.
And yeah, somebody like fucked it up bad.
Like it was overflown or something.
But it was.
Because I was trying to find a bathroom so fucking bad.
And, uh, it was not happening.
I remember.
just trying to find like a chill spot and then I found one and then they were like you
actually can't be back here and it's like why and then um oh and then I just sat at the table
yeah we're going to TwitchCon this year right sounds like the lamest yeah do you want to know
something crazy where is it con we make uh San Diego again oh it's not going to be no
San Diego is the greatest place that we visited so far yeah I get the same spot it was great
uh same exact house yeah please we could why it was awesome hated that dude there's a dog
It is cute.
I like that one.
I like that.
Airbnb?
Yeah,
it was like,
oh,
it reminded me of my,
where I grew up.
Yeah, it was choked.
Like,
really young.
I was,
except for the AC
that it was hot.
The AC was hot.
The environment was good.
Dude,
that was the first time
I listened to Frank Ocean.
The environment was sick,
yeah.
The first time.
Remember when we walked
all the way to the convention center
and we were like halfway there
and we were like,
damn, dude,
why didn't we just fucking Uber?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we're like walking on the side of a highway.
Yeah, we did.
It was like,
No, there's like a train.
No.
No, no, no, we didn't walk with us.
You were already hanging out with, like, Blarge and all of them, I think.
It was really far walk.
I didn't like it.
It was a 1.2 mile walk.
That's it.
Well, it was probably like two miles.
I think it was two miles.
We've traveled a lot together.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Tanner had his Birkenstocks on.
Yeah.
So, like, that's why.
And I had a white claw in the water bottle, so nobody would tell me.
You really do walk a lot, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The graph of the.
steps it's like do to do
do
what nice
yeah
that noise was weird
audio audio listeners at home
it's like
you know nothing nothing
nothing and then
boom huge spike of walking
for like three or four days
and then it's back to like
barely anything
nobody talks about like 17k steps
a day
pretty much
can we go to Twitchcom
but like
do Twitchcom like one day
and then find other stuff
to do that
thank you please can we do that
I will I'm gonna say this now
I want like
we will do like one meeting greet
at a booth
Oh, we should go
group video when we're out there
Might as well
We could also do that
But after that
We don't have a panel, dude
I'm sad
Who cares
We don't have a panel
We don't stream
We don't dude
It's Twitchcon
That's what I was saying
VidCon is happening
Right now
If our panel
Was it to be
Anywhere'd be at Vidcon
They were here
We didn't
Go to VidCon
Dude
Too late
Next year
Anyways
They have a cool
Giant Speedboat
Giant Speedboat
They do in San Diego
And it lays
Whipshh
It looks kind of fun
I don't know how I do it
That sounds like fun
You can
the drive it? We do extreme... No.
It holds like 40 people, I'm pretty sure. Oh my God.
40? Maybe 20. I don't know.
We should do banana boat.
Banana boat? It's not just a chill boat that just like sits?
No, it's like a long boat that goes fast and you get flung.
Let's find some cool stuff to do in San Diego.
They have that haunted hotel in Coronado.
Yeah, that's true. Coronado.
We stayed in one nights. Remember I walked through that whole thing?
Through what? I got a video on my iPhone. I walked in there because I recognized.
Oh, yeah. All of it, like multiple like floors.
You walked through the whole thing?
Wait, are you talking about the one where all the lights were off and it was creepy
We can just post that on YouTube.
I went by myself.
There it is.
There it is.
The group goes to Coronado Springs.
Where is it called?
Coronado.
The group's hell of scared today.
I forgot what it's called.
You usually look at a haunted hotel Coronado.
It's got the red roof.
Oh, I was going to say one thing.
It was about the thumb-knows because I thought it was funny.
So, like, a lot of people were like, oh, man, back with the Mr. B's thumb-thum-laws, whatever the fuck.
In our heads, that thumb-note was, like, more of like a really funny, stupid idea.
Which thumbnail?
But then it was the camping one.
Dude,
that is not Mr.
B's thumbnail.
Go fuck yourself.
You're so dumb.
That was so dumb if you think that.
But it's just funny to me because like,
I didn't realize like,
you know,
the way we think about it and the way he's perceived is like so fucking different.
Yeah.
It's funny.
I think it was funny.
It was like,
it was literally one of those ideas where it was like we were sitting in these
exact seats.
We were like,
what if we just fucking,
all right,
Nick,
someone's riding a bear with an axe.
It's like totally not a video.
It's the same.
Yeah.
It's the same type of.
conversation when Isaac ended up pitching the idea of like a gorilla fist
punching grung in the face like Winston's fist from overwatch
first of all I said would it be possible and he said yes and you ran a poll for our
thumbnail artist and he voted no one voted he did and he voted and decided to draw
grunk getting punched in the face by a gorilla face and then we realized at the video
the peel box had to be scary so we had to change it to a demon hand yeah then
we're like script or script I just remember I just remember going to check that
and I just see a fucking gorilla fist
punching grunk. I laughed. Why the fuck did he
do that? I laughed so hard when you
said that because I did not think for a
second he would.
And then you had to go back and own up
and say, hey man, I'm so sorry. That was a
fucking joke. I was
kidding. I was straight up ass.
I was like, could you do this? Why did you vote for it?
I just spent two hours editing a monkey fist.
Found a monkey fist PNG, edited
Grunk's face getting punched by it.
It's crazy. It's crazy work.
It did look really good.
It looked really good.
I wish we could use it.
So maybe we could use it for the next one or something.
Our camping video did so well.
I'm so happy with it.
What is it at right now?
Probably almost 600K.
205K.
205K.
We also like,
I know we did this is a lot back.
How many subs do we have?
Because we are under 300K when we posted.
We're at 309.
Yeah.
Damn.
Video got us like 10K subs.
Good work.
Yeah, these videos are fun.
Thank you in the group.
It's at 544.
5400,000.
It's pretty good.
Let's just go do it.
Let's just go
Let's go, let's go camping in the out bank.
We'll camp every week.
That was basically a week ago yesterday.
That we posted it, yeah.
Yeah, that's so effed.
Yes, I remember, dude, oh my God,
I was stressing out that whole day because I was trying to finish that little, like,
Twitter trailer thing, and I was really drunk.
Because I was, like, this is right before the birthday,
and I was already there.
And there was a gathering, and I was drinking, and I was like, oh, fuck.
I got to get to it.
So then I was just like really hazely trying to get the shit done.
And then remember when you uploaded it and we just sent it off?
After that, I slept for a long time.
Yeah, I had typed.
Can we read the description real fast?
Yes.
You did the metadata.
I forgot to do it.
I want to read this out.
Can I read it?
Yeah, here.
Just zoom in on it if you can.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
Surviving 24 hours in the wilderness is no joke.
You need to come prepared with all the essentials.
Food, water, tents.
fatty sticks
vacuums
in this video
the group decided
to take on
mother nature
and survived 24 hours
in the hot Texas wilderness
does soft will he fall asleep
first like Isaac wise
last sleep
does Larry find
skinwalkers were a windigo
does Isaac finally learn
the true meaning of
glamping
does Yomi bring his PC
and record another aides in cars
or even Tanner streaming Minecraft
with grunk
we hope you enjoy the journey
we make it make subscribe a video
I just tried.
I tried to think of some stupid shit.
Dude, it works.
I think it worked.
I think we got some viewers from you.
You'll have to like say,
you don't have to like throw in the really obvious curveballs.
You could just be like,
I straight up did,
I said the yummy nose Anthony Evans.
I was like,
remember that really long description you made
for one of your videos?
Oh my God.
You included like almost every name possible.
We were just like,
what's another name we could think of?
Oh, that one.
Okay.
It's like that one time when this guy did this for this videos and all.
Mr. Beast Tim,
Tapman Ninja.
So long.
It's so funny.
It's out there.
Someone has to go find it.
It's one of those videos.
I'm not going to do that homework.
Yeah.
I think I think podcast is about done,
huh?
Yeah,
I think we're wrapping it up,
huh?
Is that how you say?
I was about it.
I was about done.
It's about done.
It's about done.
It's about done.
It's about done.
It's about time.
I think you for listening
and watching
the group chat podcast.
What episode is this?
This is actually technically
1111.
Angel number.
Angel numbers.
Angel numbers.
Our first angel numbers.
One-on-one.
Really?
Yeah.
What does that mean a blessing?
Yeah, a blessing.
Oh, sweet.
Thank you, everybody.
But yeah, hope you enjoyed this episode.
We'll see you next time, everybody.
Take care.
Have a good time.
A lovely, lovely weekend.
And that's it.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Bye.
