The Group Chat - #112 - who is this..?

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

Yes some of us have moved out of the group home. No we are not separating. We think a work space and a living space is a good balance. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen Welcome back Welcome back to here Ladies and Gentlefish We want to make an announcement, guys Gamer Sups everybody Gamer Sups Yep

Still around Hey what's up, how you doing? Go to the website, man Go check it out There is something happening though There is a deal happening if you buy a tub of lean it's not just for lean but I want to say it is it's only for lean only lean

you get a free shake up today only today only while I think supplies last or some shit I don't know maybe but yeah which is a crazy deal by the way 10% off of it yeah yeah those shaker cuts like 30 bucks aren't they yeah they went up now they're they're 90 dollars 90, oh my god wait did you guys know they resell for like 500 bucks on eBay

sometimes they actually always sell. You're kidding. No. It's a guarantee. Some of the rare wifu ones, yeah.

Wifu. Yeah. We're also not joined by Tanner, but we do have a urine for, where's the urine? Oh,

oh, I got you. It has the ashes. The yearn. Right here. A year? Is that what it is? A yearn. Earn.

Earn. It's an ur. Oh my God. Earn, earned, earned. Moved into my new house or moved a lot of

stuff. It's been the time there. And I think there is an apparition haunting the premise because we have an old ass piano, right?

It's like a ghost. Yes, it's a paranormal. And I was in the bathroom. I was in the bathroom. I was going pee, mine in my business, and I go to wash my hands out here, knock on the door, and then I open it, and nobody is there, and everyone's outside. And I'm like,

apparition. Oh, that's cool. Okay, interesting. Yeah, I was going to say, I think you got pregnant by one of her own and gross. Also, grunk, your old house looks exactly like your new one right now. I don't know how the hell you mimicked your entire thing. Oh, I haven't, I, I, I, yeah, I'm using a green screen. Oh, Carl, Red Hatter, you're a lot of a whole answer.

What a great day? What are you going to do with your setup? And how do you move it? I'm moving it there. We have a chair and everything. What do you mean? You already moved on your stuff. Oh, like are you talking about with the screen screen?

So are you going to get like another truck or something? Oh, well, I haven't moved all my stuff. Well, what I have in my room is my bed and two nights and a lamp. You're moving that still? But it's like, what? Are you moving that? Moving what? Do you know?

Weird. What am I moving? He's saying that he's already moved This bed and the lamps. No, I've moved like half of my stuff. And I got a new mattress. So like there's a new, the new mattress is there

and I still have my old one here. And basically I'm staying here until I'm done working at the damn grocery store. Can you take Daisy? I mean, I could, but I don't really want to tear her away. Dude, look. Oh, that's fat.

Oh, that's fat. Holy God. She's a fat cat. Huge cat. Hey, grung, he's so fat. Hey, Grun, can I see your shirt for a sake? Dude, you look like a superhero. I'm not going to lie.

Like, if someone pisses you off, you go to a hundred, you do blow up. Big shout out, happy 99, folks. Why aren't they happy 100? Dope. Because 99? That's a clueling brand. Yeah, 100 is impossible. Possibilities never achieved.

Yo, I'm going to make a brand called Happy 6'9. And then. Bruh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, wait. You already moved your bed or? I can't.

Keep your fist point. So I got a new mattress And the new mattress Is at the new house And I bought a TV for us And our living room is dope as hell

And so many memories Will be made there How big is it 26999, 59-55 inch Oh, you suck That's a good size It's perfect size for the room It's the perfect size for the room

It's like That's a crazy deal It is a fire TV Fire TV There you go I know right Costco I mean

Fudge Um TVs are so cheap Now. Wait, you need to be careful, though, because if they end up getting high and they go on to Amazon Prime and buy a movie or something, it's connected to your Amazon account. So just be careful. I made a new anime. I had, I used my mom's Amazon account for like ever, and I've just now made my own,

so there's no credit card even attached. Oh, snap. You got nothing. They got no money. Dude. I just bought an Amazon Flyer TV. I named, really? It's chill.

They got everything. You don't even need a stick. They're so much better. Like a real dude. I just got a stupid Apple TV. with a stupid, like, insignia, dumb TV. It's just the TV. And they suck.

And the controller sucks, and it has, like, a slider on, like, a pad, and, like, it's right in the middle. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, we beat the shit out of Isaac's TV. No, we don't. He did. Oh, we did.

All three. He did. It's a giant scratch on it from the other house. It's not the TV that's a problem. Apple TV sucks. Fix your product. You suck. Apple TV's great.

It's horrible. Why? Did you know? Why? Why? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's louder than anything.

the room. Dude, I have hair in my mouth and my mustache. Why? The Fire TV literally has an Apple TV app on it.

Like, that's how much better it is. Yeah. Wait, what? But what? The fuck does that even work? I'll tell you how it works.

Tell me how that works. The Fire TV, which by the way, is pretty much the same price as the Apple TV, but you don't get a fucking TV. You get the stupid box and the dumb controller.

It's all built in and you go, hey, Alexa, turn on the TV. It can be black from across the movie. You go, turning on the TV, master. And then I'll be like, Hey, Alexa, set the volume to 70. It could be at like 20, and she'll go straight to 70. Maybe I should.

Maybe I should. Why do you mistree? She loves me. No, she's built into the TV. You could literally just say, hey Alexa, do you anything I got what I did? No, you can't talk to the TV. Yes, she is. Yes, you can. It's the blue button.

Are you talking about the remote? Wait. No, you don't need the remote. What? Well, that's how Chinese spyware. It's trying to spyware. Oh, yeah, they're spying on us. Yeah, that's fine.

What ain't going to listen to me. Did you laugh at SpongeBob? I don't care. Grunk is like a 50 year old man. He's like, what do you mean? You could talk to your TV. What are you mean?

Dude, it's crazy. Apple has all my information. I just find it crazy that you can talk to it when the TV's off. I'm going to have to try that next one there. And I'm also about to invest in some nice-ass speakers. Really? Oh my God. Get the Sonos, bro.

Come on now. It's about time. Anybody is damn. God damn household gets a Sonos speaker. So I surround sound and don't be an most competitive. Damn. I'm getting... Shut him down.

Hold, can we time out for... Time out. Grunk, you've made so many pauses to try and think. I think he's lagging low-key. Or like our internet's messing up a little bit. There is a little tiny bit. There's a tropical storm. Yeah, we did have a storm.

Oh, yeah. Dude, there's a storm I saw it on the way home is very beautiful. Have you seen the half of our house destroyed? Yeah, we're on the good side. We're looking at the sky right there. Yeah, we're looking at our neighbors decimated. right now. It's right there. It's right behind you. How you doing guys? I was going.

Blair. They're in the bathtub. But yeah, our Wi-Fi went out for like most of the day yesterday. I mean, you know, kind of cool, I guess. I have no Wi-Fi. Detox. Yeah, a little bit of detox. Yeah, I needed a re-up on my internet activities, but it was fine, I guess. A crew just came to my house. He didn't even detox. I did not detox. I literally went to Nick's house because he had a Wi-Fi.

Yeah, my internet was pretty good, too. I moved down. I don't know if I said that. whatever, but I'm out, yeah. You have not said that. Congrats. No, you did. He did. He did not say it. I don't know.

I moved out. Yeah, he did move out. But nothing's changed because, look, you're watching the podcast and I'm right here, so don't cry. It's true. I'm telling you,

I'm telling you we're doing that thing that Mr. Beast did. We're buying up an entire town. Oh, my God. We're buying up an entire street and we're going to make a Pokemon Go Street. Pokemon Go Street. Welcome.

Can we talk about the hurricane real quick? Why not like the group? Oh, yeah. That makes so much sense. Why didn't we think about that? The group Boulevard. The group boulevard. We're going to name it.

We're going to name it Grunks Cove. Dude, I can't with this mustache. I got to take this off. I'm sorry, Larry. It's fine. We yami? Wait, who is that? The fuck? There's hair in my mouth, bro. This mustache sucks.

Welcome, bro. For those who are audio listening on, we had a funny get mask. It was really funny. Also, audio listeners, another big gag is that there's always holes in my socks, and I don't have any more holes in my socks. Ooh. Upgrade.

Yeah, I kind of upgraded. That's not canon. That's not canon. at all. That's not a canon event. He still has the whitest feet in North America though. Dude, what the frick? No, I don't. Good recovery. What the furs? What do? I don't. What does? I don't. My feet is just long. My feet is just long. You said you want to talk about the hurricane? Yeah. Well, people died, dude. There was a horror. No, I know. I know. I know because what we had expected. No, no, no, no. I told you. At the time I watched the tracking, it was definitely coursing towards us, but it took a hard right up to the Midwest. Or middle

not Midwest, bro. Near Michigan somewhere. Nobody knows about weather. Yeah, I haven't a single clue, which was why I was mind-blown watching it change in real time to not where we are. There's no reason why Houston keeps on getting clasped. Dude. It was a week, I looked at my weather. It was like a week straight thunderstorms, it is over.

Like, I am dying 100%. And then the next day, clear blue skies. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I look. It's all sunny the whole week. What happened is Isaac was like, guys, we're going to get hit by a cat hurricane. I was like, no, we're not icing. Wow.

I like, I made a will on everything, dude. I told my mom, I'm like, no way. Did you go buy like a shitload of toilet paper and water bottles? No, I just bit the bullet and did life insurance instead. Come on, son. $400,000. Way smarter, by the way.

I mean, I guess. Who needs to poop when you're dead? Yeah, really. Who needs to wipe your butt? Yeah. When you're just deceased. You know you poop when you die. I'll be real.

I'll be real. Yeah, Houston and New Orleans have it worse than any other cities in America. I'm pretty sure because of the sea level and everything. thing. But when I was in South Georgia, we got hit by Cat 3 and it wasn't even bad. Like, we just got unlucky. We lost water and power. But Cat 3 is just a lot of rain and wind. It doesn't really destroy homes. It could knock over trees on power lines, which affects the power. And sometimes it knocks over trees on houses, but it's like, it's not that common. Did it end up being a Cat 3 all the way up? It was a Cat 3 when it hit us. It was a Cat 5.

It didn't even hit us. But it was, I'm talking about when I lived in Georgia. Oh, I'm talking about like Borough, Boros. Barrel. Yeah, I know you're talking about Barrel. I'm just saying like even if we did get hit by like a cat three It's really not that I mean what What size was it? Was it cat three? That's what I'm saying I got hit by a cat three hurricane Oh, I thought you were talking about the hurricane that you got hit with not this one right now

I am mad love What the fuck is happening? Who am I talking to you? Oh my god I said That was crazy Jesus Christ I feel like I'm talking in reverse to somebody who doesn't know English Okay

I got hit with the cat three and you're like Oh how big was it was it was a cat three? No I was asking about Barrel when you were talking about the one that you got hit in South Georgia with. Barrel hit, what did it hit Houston? Was it a Cat 3?

That's what I was asking. Cat 2? Probably, dude. Look it up. Look it up. Dude. Yeah. But I saw.

They're running out of hurricane names. Grunk's all blurred. Dude, you're like a memory or like a flashback. Oh, he's back? What the hell? They're running out of hurricane names like what the hell is Barrel. Did Houston. Hardest hit

So you said people passed away I think people did die At least three people killed Three million? Yeah I saw four From a category one really That's surprising

Well we have the best one Did you know Apparently Freakening 11 to 20 hurricanes Like extreme hurricanes this year Which will be like chill 11 to be very scary I lived

I live through 11 to 20 Clearly I lived through one. Sandy? Yeah, Sandy. It was a category three when it hit New Jersey, but we're out of power for three weeks. It destroyed my home. Three weeks!

Three weeks. What'd you do? We had a generator. That was it. Just generators running for three weeks, dude. Horrible. Can I show something really quick? This is the color that Lean is supposed to be.

Look at this. Look at this. There is like an ecosystem in there. I see a lot of mold on the surface. It's really bad. I don't know why we did that. PSA, make sure to keep your lean healthy, okay? this is what happens when you don't take care of your lean

it's gonna start bulging out yeah it already is bro I see it back here it actually is in the handle part is it actually ew you need to get it well then it's gonna start to it might evaporate it as well it's gonna lie it's gonna give me botchalism from right here we need to get that Nick you have to pour it out because you made it

no yes well we made it you made that shit you have to pour it out bro I'm not touching that fucking mold bro we're keeping it no we're not what it's a hazard you're gonna start COVID 30 What if it blows up?

It's gonna harm the public If you don't get rid of it It's mentally harming It's scary It's bulging You're not sitting right next to it I'll sit right next to that thing forever Come pick it up

And put it over there Dude me and Yomi We might get hit with shrapnel If that thing blows up Bro, it is not getting like that I don't think it's like a bloated whale It is hard as a rock Dude

Poked it with one toothpick Look on the mold on top of Larry Look at the surface Look on top of it Look up Oh it's like little islands Oh my eyes listeners at home, we got a bunch of babies

on this podcast, scared of a water bottle. Dude, you made a fucking mold concoction. Fuck you up! You're making a mold bomb, a disease bomb. I dare you to take a drink of it then if you're not scared of it. No, dude, it's from the spigot. That's why? What?

That's a spigot that was... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hold on pause. You're not going to drink that because it came from the hose. Yeah, I mean, otherwise it would be normal. I mean, it's fine, right? It's from the spigot. that's why there's why there's probably bad things in it's because it's from outside who says filtered water bro what do you mean who says spigget what do you say hose hole hose or the faucet

we don't have a hose because the fucking guy ran over our beautiful hose with a he did now it's a 90-dollar hose oh my that should have been like unlimited four-life free lawn our lawn care guy ran over isaac beautiful metal hose that was like unkinkable or whatever the uncinkable hose yeah kinkless hose. The hose have no kinks. Yeah, no. Zero kinks. Come on.

Oh, Hey, on your left. On your left. Hey, Larry, hey, what's up? Yep, come on now. Oh, my bad, bro. Hey, drunk, I have a question for you. What are politics like at your college?

No. Like, how so? Like, are you asking what the majority is? Do you ever, no, like, do you see people, like, do you see people riding or do you see people doing protests? Yeah, well, doing stuff? Yeah. my college is very active in the protest world really really really like actually

I think most colleges why many of protests I don't know too much what did they be protesting they be protesting at all like we did a encampment for Palestine one day which which ended in like the most insane police force I've ever seen like no way it was ridiculous literally like we were so peaceful everyone was chill I was not

involved by the way but I was just a by standard, but, um, like, literally everyone was chill and in the police, like, literally we were eating in a restaurant and we see like, a convoy of like literally a hundred, over a hundred police cars. And, um, they, they, they then, uh, basically incited shit. Yeah, they did. They were, like, sitting in the back of the truck, a pickup truck with, like, guns and shit.

It's like, we are college students and we are peaceful. And they literally said, like, we incited the violence when they were the ones that made the first move and made it advanced on us. It's like... They brought the guns and the... Pigies. Pigies, pigies. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

But yeah, they're weird, man. Oink, like, like, like. You ever seen that video of the protest card? It's a crazy vibe. No, it wasn't a... It was a police guard, and he had, like, a really small shield. And they were, like, making fun of him.

And he was, like, laughing with it. Can we find it? What city? What city? What city? I have no idea of the city. That sounds like New York. It was, uh...

Gets bullied, trouble. Oh, no way! There you go. Good work. Oh, TV. I'm so sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have today. This does happen every time, actually.

Yeah, because every time my screen shirt goes to the TV. Okay. All right, I'm going to cut this out. Let's pretend like a... Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. Wow. Wow.

Wow. The last year Yeah, let's hear you. Dude, I wonder Because I've heard this before, I've heard this before, and I wonder if it's hard for cops to have friends that aren't cops

Or like most of their friends are just cops. Sure. Really, really boring people. I think that's pretty accurate. That's sad though. Wait, wait, ask that again? Like most cops can only have friends that are cops, I feel like.

No. No, my dad's friends with a lot of cops. Like, the sheriff, for example, like he knows. Like they hang out regularly. Yeah. Really? Block parties, stuff like that.

Block parties. Hell yeah, dude. They're getting turned to the fucking functional to share it. I don't know. I knew a guy. I guess, I mean, maybe it was just like, maybe it depends on where you live and who you know. But there's a guy that I knew that was a cop. And he was like, yeah.

I mean, he was like a family friend. So that's why we were cool with him. But he was like, yeah, it's really hard to make friends. Like, I don't like telling people I'm a cop. I don't like any time he tries to like meet new people. He never, like, advances with like what he does for a living. Yeah, he does what Isaac Y does. He says he's an accountant.

done that. I'm getting bored of that though because I got a question that I just lied my ass off about. Just say you're like a plumber or like just say you're in trade. Just say you're in trade. Say you're in trade. Say you're I'm not even kidding you. I literally just tell people that we do commercials. That we make

commercials. Yeah, that's all it is. Wow. What do we tell that one guy, the real estate agent? What? Really safe. Oh, we said that we were into advertise. We were an advertisement. A usman agency. Right. We're a startup and we all moved here to be starting up our advertisement agency.

Because technically we are. That's what I said. I told him that. Was that your lie? Yeah, the guy at the first house that we tore? I was standing right there with Yummy when he said it. Yeah. That's crazy, dude.

I overheard it and I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah. I always try to do something in the industry that somebody else does that isn't me or like related to me. Like I literally used one of like, like if I meet new people and I like figure out a new profession, like for example,

I'm not going to like say the name or the company or anything. but I was like, yeah, I help creators with like, I own a financial institution. I help creators, like manage their finances. Yeah, I tell people that make plushies and vinyl figures. Nice. I just figure out things that people say or that people do, and I just lie. I don't think I've told a single person. The truth.

Just like, yeah, I think I've always lied. And that's a pretty crazy thing to admit, but at the same time. Dude, you're just a D1 liar crash out. On God, I crashed out everywhere I go. Into Ooboo, in the Ubu driver, into Ubu. You remind me of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne. Dude, when people ask me, I don't

lie, I just dumb. Yeah, you're an idiot for that. Because, like, low-key, we went out and we got ice cream and we met a guy for two fucking seconds. You're like, oh, we're the group. Yeah, we live here. We do this. You remember when we got ice cream

when that group of guys walked up and they were all drunk? Oh, yeah. When we're in the domain? Oh, yeah, because the guy named Mac. I said, like, the truck. Right? Yeah, you did say that, like the truck.

Yeah. Yeah, that guy came up to me and we started talking about, like, church, but you guys were talking about, like, YouTube and how many views. It was like two different lanes of conversation. I literally didn't talk to any of them. I just stood there. And then one of them was like, I love you. I don't remember who was that. I said, love you, bro.

I said, love you, bro. I was like, I like, what's your name, bro? He said, Mac. I'm like, oh, I like the truck. He said, yeah, like the truck. And I dabbed him. I said, love you, bro. He said, love you more, bro.

That was really cute. They were cool. They were just going to get fucked up at the bar. Oh, fucking, yeah. I don't think I talked about this one yet, but I was working my job at the wig and my coach here comes up to me. The leg. Hold on, hold on.

Like, the wig. Big wig, bra. Yeah, I'm almost done there. I have like a week and a half left. Okay. You should be a gym. That's a wig. I should honestly.

They'd need me. So she comes up. to me and her friend also a co-worker is there and she's like you know I see you on the internet or like I heard about your internet

stuff and I was like oh really like how and he was like yeah my friend saw an edit of you like sensitivity and then and I was like oh cool like things it'd be one thing if it was just her but it was like her and her friend who knows nothing of me at all and it's just like a really awkward

vibe and it's like it's like that oh man that's weird It's a popular bro I don't like old people They weren't old were they Were they old? Are they old?

No They're literally from my high school class Dude Did you see it? Did you see the idea? It's just like What do I say in those situations It's like yeah

Yeah That's me I think it's even more It makes it even more awkward When they have absolutely No idea who you are they just know you're popular and that's about it. Right.

It's like, it's chill, I guess. I mean, I don't really mind. It's just, like, kind of awkward in the moment. I think, I think, you know, the way to do that is you just don't care. But you know why? Because you're never going to fucking talk to them probably again.

And for them, that could be a highlight of their day. They're my co-worker. Who the fuck knows. Yeah, the co-workers. Okay, well, at that point, you're not going to be at the Whig much longer. So, just embrace it for the time being and just move on.

I mean, look, to some people... Yeah, I mean, I don't really care at the end of the day. I wouldn't give a shit. I don't care anymore. Your online presence is a lot better than mind, grunk. Like, when people figure out my shit, it's horrible. Because I have so many years or just, like, keep being stupid. Right.

Like, me saying the horrible things online, just, like, dumb things. Is this really you? Do you really mean that? I say the weirdest shit, bro. Like, I'll be on Twitter just saying horrible weird things. Yeah. Hashtag crazy tight-in. I want you to...

Yummy's awesomest moments. They just have to look at my name, bro. Yeah, you? Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm a whole new... I'm a whole new... Willie, yeah, that's me.

They get to at least look at and get to find out. That's me, bro. Yeah, that's me. You know, Sauce Gardner, the guy that plays with the Jets or whatever? Yeah.

Yeah, when he was like, is your name Yumi or is a Yomi? Because I always thought it was Yumi. And I was like, it's Yummy. And then I was like in a stream or whatever, and he was like, L. Mands. And I was like, bro, it's not that weird.

He's like, oh, L. Man's. Your name's weird. He didn't like Yon-U-Mas. He didn't like Yummy? El Mans. He didn't like Yummy. Hell man. That just, why?

Dude, athletes are weird. Because you're calling another man yummy, probably. Bro, athletes are just so weird. They're funny, man. That's interesting.

I think they're funny. I mean, they're funny because they're just super, like, one-dimensional, like, thinking, you know? What's like, you know,

you got the sport going? It's the culture of it, bro, like, you're literally, like, getting naked around other dudes. You can't be weird when you're naked around other dudes.

Who? What sport did you play? He's in the NFL. Why does he get naked? Dude, the locker room? Locker room? You change clothes?

You mean high school college? Like, dude's just shower. Take off the designer and put on the uniform. Buck naked, bro. Like you're defending guys. You're grabbing guys. You can't be me, bro.

It could be me, bro. I would like, I would take the lockers. I would go to a corner and take the lockers and close them in and put up a blanket. What? You don't have to shower there. It's fine. That's just like, that's just what people do.

I'm going to go home in my like, Lamborghini in my fucking platform. That was so shameful with a way. why I never wanted to join PE. I didn't have P in middle school. Luckily, that didn't happen when I played high school basketball. That's why I did ROTC, brother. Because I didn't want to go in the locker and get naked.

Yeah, well, we didn't do that. You don't get naked in high school. No. No. You're not like getting fully naked. No. You have like 10 minutes to change before you have to go to your next class. I kept hearing it for somebody.

Oh, PE. I was talking about basketball. And I was so scared. No, you don't get negative in P.E. There's a locker room, but no, you don't. Did that what you were scared of? But me, yeah, when I was in the middle school, I heard from a friend that they were, like, in the lockers doing some bullshit.

And I didn't want to be a part of that. There's always some bullshit in the lockers. It's always some bullshit. We didn't have PE at my school, like a mandatory high school PE where you change. I heard that people hated it because they'd like, go class, go class, go class. PE get sweaty, then another class. Remember what Tanner said in the other episode? He was like...

First period. First period. First period. That's fucked up. You shower, you wake up, shower. where you go to the school, get stinky again all day. PE, like 740 in the morning.

Yeah. Imagine. Physical education. It should be illegal, honestly. Well, not illegal. I would,

I would, I would say it should just be, um, there should be a threshold. There should be an option. Actually, yeah, that's better optional. Because if you know

where you're getting yourself into you. Optional changing. Then at least you can be like, all right, well, I chose this. Yeah. See, I chose RTC and my bitch has learned how to do CPR,

how to read, um, How to read. How to do Morse code. How to read. How to read. I learned how to read. If you know Morse code, say something in Morse code.

Dude, I don't fucking know the Morse code now. Morse cord. Wow. Dude, are you for real? Bro, I got CPR certified in the state of Georgia, but all we had was like a baby thing and I ripped its chest open. Dude, I was scared the fact that I like was Todd CPR because I was thinking my head, I was like, what if I'm in the cafeteria and everyone knows that I like got this like CPR?

Everybody turns their heads up there. And I'm sitting there like, oh, you fuck, I don't know what to do. I'm going to get this guy killed. I thought everyone ever had to get that. I thought everyone had to get the CPU certified. At least not my school. Dude, I feel like when I was growing up. My school, it was mandatory to graduate.

Oh, like health class, maybe? Wait, what was mandatory growing? Yeah. To get CPR certified. No, we didn't have to do that. The Hymn, like, ours was an optional. Dude. I thought like almost didn't graduate because it happened during COVID.

Bam. It's crazy. Oh, my God, that's right. I forgot about it. that kind of sucks I'm not gonna lie oh my god I did dude I have to do a you know what oh my god the same thing with me I had to do CPR um over a call it was like a zoom call and what I oh my god made me do was they made me grab a um a roll like like a like a towel and then cover it was like a with like a towel and then do compressions on it wait a towel and then cover with it's ridiculous

big fake towel or a big thick yeah like paper napkin towel whatever the fuck and then put like an actual a towel on top of it. Oh, okay. What a dude? That's a ridiculous time that was. It was so, dude, that was embarrassing. Because the teacher was like, all right, yeah, that was good.

All right, well, you got a grading, you know, head out now. Yeah, the lady who got a CPR certified was probably like 20. Like, she just showed up. She was like 20 or 21, and she came to her high school and like, none of us took it seriously because she was like our age. Damn. Because I was a senior. I feel bad.

So it's like, but like, yeah, she was like getting frustrated, but she was also like kind of laughing because, I don't know. everybody was fucking around, so it was kind of funny. Yeah. And she was young, so. Young teachers that instantly just go into high school, any teachers listening to the podcast?

Any teachers? You'd go, you'd go. You are the absolute backbone. You're building the future of America. Everything, bro. Dude, I feel like when I was a kid, I was kind of stupid. Like, I would do things without fully understanding why I did things. That's every kid.

Yeah, but, like, if you were talking about, like, CPR, like, I feel like if I were to have learned CPR, I would have actually not really fucking understand. to what I was doing until like a few years later when I finally think about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it, but you don't know exactly why. For an example, let me give an example. Like a lot of friends would listen like when growing up, they'd all listen to Mac Miller, they'd all listen to Kanye.

They'd all listen to like all these like big artists. And I just never, I guess, cared or whatever. And then eventually like a few years later, I just started listening to them. And I was like, oh, that's what I was missing this entire time while they were listening to it at that time. What? I just feel like I'm like culturally or just kind of like behind. in some ways. I'm not going to lie. I don't know that makes sense.

I'm sorry, pause the simulation. Are we... What? What? What? I thought we were talking about CPR 10 seconds ago. How did Mac Miller come up? I just... No, because... The reference. He segued properly. Yeah. I must be tripping, dude. I must be tripping. I might have been tripping a little bit, too, because I think I checked out

for a second. I think I might have actually checked out for a split second and jump back into Matt Miller and MacMark. He said... He said CPR, he didn't understand... He said he didn't understand things until like way later and CPR was like an example of one of those. You said, transition to the blackmail. I was a dumbass when I was a kid. Oh, okay. Well, I was going to add on to that. I'm not, I don't know what the fuck goes on with CPR. I have no idea. I don't know how to do it.

I feel like I'm going to break their body. When somebody has no heartbeat. When there's no pulse. I'm waiting, guys. You can explain it now. What? I want to know how to do CPR guys. Teach me guys. Oh, you say, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Stay alive. I'm pretty sure that was the office. Well, no, that's real. That's really what you.

do though. That's real though. That's real though. That's the rhythm that you do. I know the rhythmic thing but what the hell is that doing? That's like restart your heart. You're pumping your heart. You're pumping your heart. You're pumping the heart. You're pumping the heart. You're pumping something. Get circulated. Yeah and honestly when you do

CPR, you do it hard. You do it so hard. You can break somebody's sternum. I've heard about that. Okay now if you do it on a baby CPR you only do it two fingers because they're so fragile little baby. It's okay but it's so scary. I would never do it two fingers if CPR if it's a baby because it's so small. You guys, would you CPR a baby? Like, would you?

I would try if I had to. Yeah, yeah, you would have to try. What do you mean? You'll watch it die. Yeah, I guess you're right. Sorry, sorry. Would you watch the baby die

or would you try to save its life? You need, you need to leave. Yeah, I'd rather save it and then watch it die. But then I thought of like, what if I press your horns a giant hole? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

I don't want to think. Crap. Oh, man. Oh, that's sick. She's pulled. Dude, the world is crazy. No, it is crazy. Anything could happen.

It's just like how has something not happened yet? And that's the question. I just don't want to ever mean a situation where I have to do CPR because I... Yeah, just avoid being in my hands, bro, good luck. Avoid being around babies. Avoid being around old people. I had to get... Stay in your room and door.

There you go. Oh, just hope that your door dash is not a baby or an old person. Oh, fuck. What if your door dash goes, oh, God, dude. You like open your door to your food server, there's also an old person. person upside down on your stairs. And there's a crowd around

them waiting for you. Save a stranger. Save a stranger or $20,000. Fuck, 20. Dude. That's really hard. Why has it? Oh my God.

No, it's save a stranger. I just thought of a video game. Nobody's made like a food delivery video game like DoorDash. Calm. Oh, Tycoon. Oh, Robles! Were you hire like different drivers and then they... Dude.

Either that or you are the driver yourself. And it's like, instead of like the cooking game, it's like you're a DoorDash and you have to like inspect the food. Make sure all the, orders right, the ingredients are right, there's like forks and like special instructions. You have to drive. You drive to the house. Wait a second. No. Pizza place. Yeah,

I was about to say pizza place. Roblox. Welcome to the future. Roblox, dude. Yeah. Y'all want to work so bad. Roblox is an actual game. What? DoorDash Simulator is it what you do? Yep. But you can't call it DoorDash because it's copyright so you just have to call it like dash dash. Yeah, call that something funny. It's crazy.

There's a game called Supermarket Simulator and like I actually I looked at it and felt like terrible because it like reminded me of my job and it's just crazy. Like it's like a crazy vibe that like people want to play that. Yeah. What do you think about people who play that game? Like games like that.

It's like it depends on the person who's playing it. It's like why are you playing that game? I can tell you why. That's my question. Why? Do you want to hear why? Okay. It's because people like doing task oriented things and they feel accomplished

whenever they do anything, even if it's like small or big, game or not, real life or, you know, video game. And it's almost like therapeutic in a way

to like literally see yourself accomplished task, task, task, task. There's an imposter in the room. There's two of them. I don't play those games. You play Power Watch Simulator. You have 100% on Power Watch Simulator. He plays that game.

And it's, and you feel... Power Watch Simulator is definitely different. Yeah. He plays Supermarket Simulator. Own up, fraud. Really? And it was nice.

because you would organize the shelves, right? There's a bunch of odds of me playing that game. His face, he looks like a distroly. Yeah. Yeah, you were talking shit about it. I wasn't, I'm not like trying to diss, it's just my personal, like, outlook. You guys have to make up now.

But you would feel accomplished, right? I would feel like I'm a successful CEO. Yeah, okay. Everything runs to you, bro. It's the world's in your hands, man. The supermarket's in your hand. The only part, the only part that got me, like, Frazzled is like scanning groceries

because like that's exactly what I do and it's just like not fun at all. I wanted to ask is that what like what do you do at the Weg because I want to know. Are you the scanner? I say I'm the scanner and the bagger and the cartloader. I'm in I'm in I'm in

damn dude you do it all. Are you super hero? Yeah. Yeah what the hell do you get tips? No I don't want that. No tips. No tips. Lame bro. Bro what? You're there overworking you at the it's a crazy. It's a crazy vibe guy. it's a crazy vibe.

They load like 100 plus items on the damn belt and they just sit there on their phone and watch you do everything. It's like... Very, very true. Well, at least they're shopping from themselves. People do curbside. No, yeah.

No, the Instacart people are actually like... They are the most precise and specific ones. They make you double bag and... Dang. Like, they make you pack everything and double bag everything. And it's like... What's the best customer is the sofa? The ones who just...

end of themselves and leave? The ones, is it a... The people who bag it themselves are like, like you are the hero. Yes! Can we start making the world a little bit better by just bagging our own stuff by herself? Well, what do I do if I go to a super market?

And they're already bagging for me. Do I say, that is so true. Dude, okay, there's one time... No, no, no, no. Go ahead, dude. Sorry, no. Go ahead, grung. Was that the Mitchukana?

Oh, easy going, or I don't know. Right, right. All right, so I'm going to go real quick. So listen, I was, I was a lot of, lot of items. Okay, it was a party. I was with my mom. I started helping bag and then I got told off not to bag. But the guy was clearly struggling. The person who told me off not to bag was the one who was scanning. Was my mom. But the guy who was like bagging everything, I was trying to help him. And then they were like, uh, they told me not to. And then I just had to kind of sit there and

watch and it was a little awkward. I don't know what to do. So I, I mean, I kind of took that. Now, obviously I, you know, I took that and I went to every store with that mindset now that I'm like, I'm not going to touch the baggings. I don't want to get yelled out. Yeah, because that's Diffy because like his back, his sole bag is to, or, whoa, his sole job is to back.

So your job is to ring them up and then also bag them? And then put it in the car. Do you try the car to that, to the car? Oh, no, there are people that do that though. Dude, oh my gosh, I'm so glad I did not get this lady. There's a lady there today who, the person, the cashier next to me got this lady

and her cart was huge. She literally needed two carts to fill with bags, like six bags in each cart. And then she lost her credit card and had them tear apart the entire conveyor belt and everything. And it was in her cart the whole time. She's an idiot.

Sorry, lady. I'm not sorry, you're an idiot. Are you serious? So basically this lady had a lot of car. They tore apart the actual day? They took off the conveyor belt to check for her stupid ass credit card? They didn't, they didn't.

Like, there's a part where you weigh, it's like a scale, but, and they had them like rip it open and like check inside because there's like a crack it can go through. And it's just like, Dude. Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.

I go to Wegman because Wegmans is like the like top notch grocery store of the area. It's done. So like they expect the best service and like all the all the rich white ladies go there. And they are, they can be very ignorant. And it's just like a really weird. I know somebody who does the online shopping for curbside pickup. And the amount of horror stories I've heard of how stupid and how weird people are.

Like they're so adamant about like there's certain people out there who are. We were so adamant that like, like, for example, like if we went to a grocery store, any normal person would go to a grocery store, the first thing you see is usually the one you grab because everything is fresh. That's why it's there on the shelf. Like, you're not sitting there searching like,

oh, which one's the best? My mom does it. People put like special instructions and they're like, make sure you get me the one that is at the latest expiry date and shit like that's ridiculous. What? That's, yes.

Or like, make sure you don't grab me any of that are molding. It's like, when do you see moldy shit at the gross? Like, how often? often does that happen? I think the only time that's like yeah, except it was with bananas. You were trying to get the most bananas. Yeah, like if you want really right right. Yeah. I was saying I was like the number count. You know how there's some bananas

to have like seven. They still weigh it though. They weigh it. They do weigh them. Dude. Hey, grunk? Hey grunk? Yeah. When do you finish your work? Like, it depends. Like, anywhere from 3.30 to 5 p.m. Okay, next question, but when do you

get lit? A. Oh! My last day on my phone. July 27. The delay is crazy. Okay. We need to just address this real quick. I'm sorry that I keep

interrupting you guys. We don't even know when it's going into your audacity versus when it's going into our Discord, so we don't know how this is going to turn out. All right, I might have to do some fidgeting. Well, when do you actually finish work before you go back to college?

My last day, technically, is July 27th, but I only work on like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday of Wednesday, Friday. So basically in like two weeks. Can we do a group video? I have an idea based off of grugs like quitting. Okay, so what if we did this?

What if we did a charity food pantry and we opened up a group supermarket and we had grunk run it for a group video? Oh my God. In like a month. Be like, oh, nice. You quit your job of Wegmans. Ha ha. You're hired again. Group supermarket.

Could you imagine how much it would take to set that up? And we have fake. And we have fake group credit cards with our faces on it. you do the coupons you know when you're over by the produce and it's like buy one get one free banana buy one get everything free yeah yeah there's like that yellow paper and it's all gray why it was nick flipping me off i can't say it i i'll talk about it later what what i'll talk about it after you're just he's so nervous i just i just hate that like yummy and i think so alike on so many fucking things you thought about a food pantry no something different i don't want to talk about it because

it's like don't worry about it but Yomi and I think on such a similar playing feel for things. Like the reason I was quiet for so long was because I was thinking about something like that. And like I wasn't going to bring it up because I don't want to talk about it yet. Dude, just let. There's a pantry in our backyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just want to be.

There's like a bunch of food back there waiting. Dude, no, because now it's awkward, dude, because like now everyone's like, oh, what's going to happen? But if I mention it to you, like, yeah, I just. Was it group related to? It could have been. it really could have oh what could have been this is such an ominous

like thing you have I know I know but like I don't want to say it to spoil it Is it in the works like it's being planned really? After hearing grunks entire story it made me think that's all it was This is not live you could say it and he could blur it I know but I just don't want to say I know that

He doesn't want to put the idea in your guys' heads He's gatekeeping I don't just go ahead We'll just keep talking What a crazy podcast I mean how many times does this happen we're like, zero.

I think it's been actually number one as of right now. What is that? Dude, a light bulb went over my head and I was just sitting here silent and he said part of my idea and I'm like,

say you. A light bulb, whatever I was saying. It's like, and I went, er, er, er, er,

right back in my own head. Damn, dude, that's why I got, I was like, mm. That's not the first time Yummy would like say an idea and I was just thinking about it

like that same, like day. I'm telling you, dude, it's like we're like two girls on our periods. I don't like that. I don't like that.

You guys really that synced right now? I don't like to be a girl on her period. We're like synced up. That's what that means. Girls, ladies in the comments, isn't that happen? No.

Does that happen drunk? No, I'm not going to say what I just. Girl's grunk. Grunk the girl over here. What? Like, I hear,

I hear horror stories about them cramps. I'm sorry y'all got to go through that. Oh, God. Hey, Mr. Nice guy. Say something else. Say something else.

I'm kind of a hotel. Uh, I, I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry for all the creeps. I'm sorry for all the creeps. Yeah.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry for all the creeps. And, they can't walk. They can't walk alone at night or whatever. Yeah. What are you guys doing?

Like, why are you making me say this? What's happening? You were Mr. nice guy, bro. Okay. No. Can I say something?

Sorry, pause. Everybody, everybody stop. I think this, this eight, Second delay that we have on Discord currently is throwing in so many

curveballs into every single punchline and joke and how it lands. It's actually crazy. It might be really awkward. I'm not gonna lie. You were like not understanding something I said and there's no delay like delay. Yeah, well I get lost.

I start. No, there's delay up here. Oh God, they're smogging the head. Oh, God, dude. There has to be. Dude, what if you just had off and there was just nothing? It was just flat.

Exposed brain. Tell me your idea. God, damn. A little P-Brain. I'm telling you what my idea. Right now, right now. Grunk, are you going to, are you going to college? Yes, bro.

I'm going to college in like two weeks. Damn, wait, really? Two weeks? Well, it doesn't start in two weeks, but I'm moving into my home in like two weeks. Are we even going to get from your C from your one, dude? Oh, he's getting mad. For the past weeks, for the past weeks, I've been like, like nobody has been on Discord. No one. No one, no one.

Where's your messages? Where's your messages? messages goofball. No, he definitely sent them. Dude, I don't, I shouldn't have to. I did send messages, but I also shouldn't really have to. Hey, bro. Well, uh, I moved.

I moved. I was, Nick Helt me moved. I know you moved. Uh, Isaac was sitting around. Isaac, it's all Isaac. It was him. Wow. No. No, but, but like, realistically, bro, it's been a crazy time.

I'm getting a new car. No. Anyone, what another fucked up part of it all? No. No, let me guess. I'm literally going. to be, I'm literally, like, by the time you guys are all ready to, like, settle down again, I'm going to be back

at school and never even on the game anymore. We never got to play Minecraft, dude. You never got to be. Dude, no one ever, everyone wants. Terraria. Tell me about it. No one ever wanted to play the game. Can we get you out here for a group video or something? Can you fly here for a group? Dude, yes, summer is like over, and now

you want to play in this? Dude, you guys are crazy. We just got the group channel up and running the last month. We went camping a week ago. We went camping a week ago. We went camping a week Yeah, we went camping a week ago. Isn't that crazy? No, but there has been some hiccups. I mean, there's been a lot of unexpected things that have happened, to be honest.

But, yeah, I know. Grunk, I have to put this on the record. I'm not, like, truly pissed off. It's just like, what? It's just, the past, I think, month and a half has been, like, not the hardest, but it's been, there's just, every single day, there's, like, a new thing for the past month and a half. Which is nuts. Absolutely nuts.

Yeah. Because, you know, one thing gets done, and then it's just another old, no, no, damn thing, bro. Yeah, and I'm not really holding y'all against it or anything, like, it's, um, but I do miss my bros sometimes. We get grunk out here before two weeks and we film one video. The chess is, uh, 5%. I'm doing the calculation. Dude, I want to do that Airbnb thing with grunk, that'd be funny.

Do you want to go to Airbnb's? I want to go to Airbnb's? I mean, my school? Yeah, I'm down. My school doesn't start, start until like August, like, 20 seconds. Oh, we have time. I have an idea. Let's do a video.

Let's stay at a college dorm. Okay, that'd be chill. y'all can y'all can come to parties with me yo yeah let's be like dreaming sapnap and go to the old guys are here I have like a beer belly and a case of boat dude or 30 when he went yeah they're like 27 or 28 they're so weird fudge all that what we're about to do the same thing come on here something crazy want to hear something crazy though last night I want to hear it yeah what was last night there was um my our neighbors, our new neighbors, we were just walking in the backyard and they were like,

hey, I'm having a party tonight, if you guys want to come, it's for my birthday, and we're like, okay, we might pull up. And then we showed up for a second and literally a guy walks in the door and I hear his name and I was like, wait, holy F, there's no way. It's my best friend from elementary school that I haven't talked to in like eight years. And it's like, what? Like crazy full circle moment.

And life is crazy. The world is small. What happened? Did you say, hey, do you remember me? yeah well I changed a lot since he's last me but he was like yo I remember you and we had a lot of fun

you know I'm really bad at conversation really so he said that or you kind of like was awkward oh you said that and oh like he he like I'm very not good at talking to people I've noticed and he was like yeah I'm ready to party you were like

you remember me no man what kind of narrative is that that's crazy Can I be the Zach Efron? Can I be the Zach Ephron for your college? What is there? Dude, it all stems back to the big thing

Alene. The big thing Aline is poisoning all of our brains. Grunk, please help. What do you mean? What does that mean? That means like you never watched the neighbors. Yeah, I've seen the neighbors. Dude, the big sigh afterwards. Oh my God. You can be Seth Rogan. Me?

No, I can't. Clear break, Larry. What is that? He broke the poop. Listeners at home, Yummy broke a piece of plastic. Yeah, we still have a bunch of pieces of crap on the ceiling. Yeah,

we have poop slowly falling down. Crap. Yeah. Can you believe it with grunk? Grunk, we're gonna, we're gonna visit you at some point. Yeah,

we have a house now that you can, like, we have a couch or two. As long as you have a floor. I mean, let's film a group video. Yeah, let's film a group video.

But yeah, that would have to start as soon as possible, boys. Right now, it is recording this on the July 10th. We would have to do this basically July 10th In the next few weeks

As soon as possible Yeah Grung can you fly up tonight? Uh I've worked on Friday Mare You prefer what The Whag

I've work at Friday Yeah My shifts are really easy now It's only four hours And it's in the cafe And But also I prefer for a trip

Prior to August 8th That's my one request August 8th We can do that We can do that easily Maybe It's a deadline Maybe we can make it work

Yeah, maybe. We'll see. Maybe. Maybe. About a month is some, no, less than a month and some change. Yeah, about a month. Yeah, we can do that. For sure.

Yeah, but, uh, dude, our house had what we thought was bedbugs, and our whole entire parade got rained on. And it was really awkward for a second, but then it was fleas, which is still not great, but a lot easier to deal with. You know. Yeah, who had fleas? Our house that we're renting. No one. It was probably, the previous owners had cats. Did you guys bomb it?

Like, bomb the old house? No, because that'll poison, like, all of our items. So we had, an exterminator came through and, like, sprayed some shit, and we, like, euthanize them. I don't really know how it works, but, yeah. Whoa, you can euthanize, believe. I would just bomb the house of that gas. Yeah.

I would just make out with one. But it, like, that makes it so you have to, like, cover everything in, like, just, it's a whole hassle. Yeah. That's really, really annoying. That's cool. crazy flea. Yeah, bed bugs are way worse. Dude, get this. The neighbor that was hosting the party, her house

is literally like, like, it's crazy. It must have been a maid's quarters or something because it's under a room in our house, and it's, like, just a bedroom and a kitchen, and that's where she lives. And apparently they had a flea problem, and they just, like,

got used to it. And, like, they're like, oh yeah, the fleas just keep coming back, and you just kind of have to, like, get used to it. And we're like, what? Because this please are already gone. Our neighbor that lives in the same house, but it's like a separate room and stuff. The fuck? It's like a townhouse?

Yeah, I know. It's crazy. And yeah, it's like, we have our house, but then there's a room, there's two rooms that are blocked off from our house. And she lives there. It's like under our house. It's like a mother-in-law's sweet. Yeah, you know what it is? It's like a big, massive house that they do renovations for

to block off and allow other tenants to live in it. It's literally, yeah, wait, can I point that out because it's funny, you said that. If you remember, there is a bunch of really old cartoons that just dick on the mother, the mother-in-law. They hate mother-in-law. There's like a, um, like a cartoon

and it was like, you have enough seats for the misses, the kids, the dog, and the mother-in-law. And she's like all the way at the very back and like, like, in this weird little capsule in the car is right here. It's funny. They just hate the mother-in-law. It's because back then they were too drunk being their wives and the mom didn't like, oh,

what? Oh, I don't care. I'm the, uh-huh. That's always so funny to me when they were like, romance is dead. Men used to be gentlemen and be like, oh, my brits, bitch. You want to cook my age, bitch? Boo! You don't get my sighty, bitch.

Boom! And then like 8 p.m. It's like, all right, we're out of our fourth church service of the day. I guess I'll hold the door up it for you. And they're like, thank you kindly. And then, yeah. It makes up for everything. Yeah.

And they're perfect gentleman. But like, they'll beat you up and they'll drink a lot. They'll get angry at you, no. Robbie and Kelly. But they were real, man. They were. real men. That's real men, by the way. Because they worked so hard and they hated their families. True.

And they didn't come home until night. True. Nowadays, if you were... Cheating on the wife. While cheating. Cheating on the wife. Yeah. And lying about everything and gambling. The idea of man. But nowadays, if you work from home, you're a vagina. Yeah, you're just a vagina insult. You're soft. You're an L loser. You have to get your hands dirty.

El loser. Yeah, you have to do construction and have no fingernails. Who knows? I might move into my house earlier. So, like, this could be the last podcast here. But the world will never know until the time Wait, how's your internet situation over there? We just got it today.

We have a gig. Is it fast? Damn. That's good. That's really good. So what would it be, what would it be like whenever you're trying to, let's say if you want to just record something

or stream something or do whatever the hell? You have your room, correct? You have your own room. Yep. And I'm assuming a room is just probably going to be chilling with it. Oh, yeah. Or something like that.

Okay. What about the neighbors? You know how you said that there's someone living Like in the closed dog? I'm literally as far as possible away from Do you should do that thing with that one guy on TikTok Who went viral for like jumping and screaming and stomping? You should do that to her all the time.

Oh yeah Yeah When I get like a new WWE figure Oh that got with the bad mic Oh my god You should do that tour And then you should dump a bucket of fleas in her bed And be like yeah you got to eat

Oh my God Oh yeah I mean they're already used to It was 2 a.m. one night and they woke up and they opened, they looked under the covers, there were fleas all over their legs. It's like, how can you live like that? Oh, that, oh, that's disgusting. That is disgusting. So where, actually, how can you live

like that? Let's say you have no pets. Where do bedbugs even come from and what are they attracted to? Is it the dead skin or is it trash? What is it? Bedbugs? Bedbugs are live in fabric and where do they come from? They just chill there. From other fabric, like, probably something

you thrifted or something. I mean, like where do they actually? A real thing. originally? What attracts them into your house in the first place? Other infested area

What? Used furniture? Yes. I guess they just spawn in furniture or something. They can't just spawn. They can, they can,

uh, hitch a ride in luggage. Purse is backpack for the items. Look up like, yeah, okay, this is like furniture. Because I'm so curious.

It's like, probably gonna say dead skin and stuff, but why do bedbugs like mud, bug beds for our nature. Can squeeze into narrow spaces, make it even solid wood

furniture vulnerable. What? Whoa. What the fuck? Where do they come from? Where do they, where do bedbugs come from? What is the main cause? I think it's a government plant. Right there.

Do you think? Hitchhiking. Dude, okay, it's the same fucking, what does it say? They just hitchhike from an infest and who made them, bro? It's probably from the origin story and then it gets on an animal. Well, here, yummy. Where do you fall? Dude, where do they fucking where they land?

Bro. Yummy, where do flies come from? Where do they come from? Flies are everywhere. Why? Bed bugs are way more rare. What? Where do bedbugs live?

Flies live in shit and trash and poop. I would look up bedbug origin. Bed bug. Bed bug. Bed bug story. Texas. The Middle Eastern India and how'd they get here? Moved across the world, bro.

They literally travel. They're fucking going on boats and shit. They said luggage. Yeah. Like, are they eggs? Like are they eggs in the forest? No, no, no. Do you think they started in the forest?

Okay. Yummy, I think I have an answer. I have a prediction. I think they start out in the forest. that someone's walking through the forest and then the bed the bug gets on their clothes stays in their clothes

they're like ooh this is kind of nice and then they stay there and then they live there and then they infest how do bed bugs start in your home if it says fucking stupid ass shit ass

they hit hiking they hop in a 18 wheeler and they're a lot lizard come from other infested areas they hit your ride again bro nobody knows no one knows there's someone working for the bed bugs

that are like wiping everything on the internet they're clear in all this information They're at every truck stop. They hop on every truck, every semi. They cross the nation. They're hitchhiking. They're intolerant of extremely high or low temperatures.

So like what are the odds we kill every single one of them and then they can't. Just turn up the fucking heat or mean. Eradicate them. Look up how many bed bugs are on the earth? My guess is $500 billion. A hundred billion. How many bed bugs are there? Somebody looked it up.

One trillion billion. Are there? 90. Just 90. There's only four. There's only four that exist. Four of them feed on human blood. Ew.

Ew. Human blood? Wait, they eat blood. They eat blood. Four of them. Yeah, they bite your shit. Only the four of them.

They're fudged up, man. They're mean. When they bite you, that's what happens. You get bites on you. That's how you find out your bed bugs. Yo, Larry, delete all, delete bugs are in there. Just delete those last three words. So how many bed?

Bugs are. Just watch. Just watch the search. How many beds? Huh? How many beds? How many beds total? How many bugs total?

How many bed bug population? Bedbug population. Oh my God, no. No, how many bed? How many bed? Suggestions. Look at the suggestions. How many bed baths?

Press space bar. There you go. What many bed bath and beyond stores are there? What do you look at? How many bed sheets should I have? No, no. Do bed bug population. Bed bug population.

Bed bug population. Bro, he's bouncing. He's happy. There's like the first time anyone's used Google. Bed bug census. One in every five. One in every five of Merig? What?

It would be Isaac. Dude. I'm sorry, but this is the most elusive, like, elusive, like, facts I've ever heard. What are they hiding? 60 million bedbugs in the U.S. Philadelphia.

60 million. Oh. It doesn't make sense. One of five. 65 million bedbugs in the United States of America need to die. Can I see that computer? You're banned from searching.

Why? That means nothing. Nearly one in five Americans that's out of the thing. Oh, look at that pile of the thing. 13,000, that's it. In six months! Wow, they really breed.

They're big breeders. What the fuck? It's exponentially, y'all. Just look up how many bedbugs are there in the world? Look up the most bed bug infested house ever watch a video. Ew, I don't want to see that. We don't need to see that. I've already seen videos on it.

People lift up a mattress. It's like the ground's moving. Hey, what? They're at least 88 species. Why is there no bed bug census? How big is a bed bug on my pinky? Really tiny. A little bed bug.

B bed bugs I'm kissed by this one one egg You know what this feels like This is like if Larry went back in time With a laptop that could search the internet And they're much a curious Like cave

Yeah How many? What a bed bug was like two hours ago? How many fire their world? How many fire their world? How big kid fire get? His wife? North America

How strong we are you? Four six months lifespan And females can like That's insane. That's banana. How can the bug this big live for that long? What's grosser than a bed bug?

Lice. Lice are gross. They suck too. And if you want to pull them out, you got to go to someone and like rip them out off of your hair. A chunk of the skin and they carry Lyme's disease. The end.

Bedbugs versus lice. What about a leech? What if you get lice? I might have to end it. You might have, dude, no, you have to end it when you wake up, you lift up your blanket

and there's a bunch of leech is sucking on your legs. No. man. Who is there? Who is there? I'd bite a leach in half if I had to. Yeah, leashes are gross, dude. I can't even look at one. I'm looking at one. Dude, I'm pretty sure I put salt on a slug.

Oosh. It's not that bad. Oh, let's see. Yeah, they're chill. Have you guys ever... They're chill. That was bad. What is I evolved? Isn't there some sort of like lost ancient, like healing technology where they're like... Yeah, there is. On you. Maybe. I feel like there's so much shit to figure out, guys.

you know was it National Geographic or Animal Planet that used to show horribly gross mystery demon animals that enter parasites people Oh oh monster inside of me Dartford Oh no no no no no no no

I was a kid this is about to be About to be a big graphics so you might want to not listen Well monster inside of me what the heck I was a kid and I saw a supermodel that Went to like a third world country or something To get like Yeah special tapeworm that would like not make her have an appetite so she wouldn't eat.

And if I was supposed to go through her digestive track and kind of like stay there. No. So she wouldn't have an appetite. And it like literally broke her like lining in her intestines and went out of her back. Oh. Damn. The food was that bad. They had to get, they had to pull it out of her back.

And it was long. It was like five feet six of long. He wasn't effing with it? That's look up tape. Awful. Tapeworm bears. Watch what happens. What?

You don't really need to look up. You can't eat bear because they're so infested with words. Look right there it's hanging out of its butt No don't look it Oh shit Blur that blur that what the fuck Get out of that Wow wow

Ladies and gentlemen at home We just know what that look like Spider-Man when people like are done With their parachutes And like they just like It's coming out in the back It was like James Bond landing From jumping out of a plane with Tom Cruise

He had that hanging out of his butt Like a gross turn out of a no I don't know what happened Wow I got a piece so bad Yeah just go ahead You go pee boy Yeah, go ahead. Be careful, brothers, bugs in there.

Yeah, watch out for the bugs and splinters. Yeah, look out for the tapeworms and everything in that. So, like, Grombs bringing jorts backs back. Jorts back? Jorts back. I don't think those are Jords. I think those are like Caprize. Those are Jorts.

They're like John Cena Jorts. You saw his calves? Are they big? No, I'm saying, I don't know. Yeah, they go like they're over-kneyed jorts. Grunk, when you get back, explain to us, you the fit. Oh, he can hear us. Yeah, he's fit checking it up right now.

He's probably looking at stuff in the mirror. Oh, he's not using his touch bob. So wait, why do bears have like worms in them like that? They get them, I'm pretty sure they get them from the salmon that they eat. That makes the fish. There's a lot of really. Is there a body you just allow them to have that and not hurt them? That's why you can't eat bear, bro.

Because otherwise you could, but they're infested with those worms. It's disgusting. And lo-heat. Because of the way that bears hybridate and stuff, they probably be like a really high fat content. So they probably taste really good. But they're infested. Damn, dude. And you can't clean them?

No. Look it up. Look up why bears get tapeworms. I'm pretty sure it's because they eat salmon. They've got like, they get parasites from the fish. In fact, they're with fish. There it is. There it is.

What was that one, uh, that one's show, oh, Mr. Meaty, I think. I have that, I've told it on the podcast. I know I have that one core memory where I ate baloney. We've talked about it. Bologna with ketchup on it. Oh, there it is. Bologna with ketchup on it. Fuck this show.

It always reminds me of bologna on ketchup. Ew. You have talked about, though. ketchup on bologna. I was always thinking about this episode. Like, so watch this guy called the, I don't like George.

He'd be like, lost episodes or creepy episodes that showed on TV and it's always this fucking episode that comes up. Dude.

Dude. Do you guys know Tom Kenny? Tim Kenny? Yeah. Tom Kenny? Yeah. Do you know how many

fucking voice actor like characters? He's done so many. Yeah. Yeah. Because most it's the most Tom Kenny.

It's the most appealing when which most big ones can do multiple voices. And that's what they do. He actually has characters He's like, and his voice sounds so different SpongeBob.

He's the goat. He was, he's Ice King in Adventure Time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What? Yes. He's lost, I don't know if he's,

he does another, he's versatile as age. He has a lot of, he has a lot of really old ones. Oh my God, he's that bald kid from Clarence. Yeah, I saw like a breakdown of his whole thing.

Sumo? Because he was like, yeah, he has, he has scarring on the front of his neck from doing the SpongeBob laugh over 20 years. Really?

Because he has to do this with his hand. So he has scar, Yeah, look at like Tom Kenny Like neck scar Damn, dude Like a war thing, a war scar See if we can spot it It might not be easy to see

But he literally has like skin rubbed away From how much he's done the SpongeBob lab He's worth so much money bro I've watched like some of those videos It's probably in one of those But yeah, I like when they rate people Who try to do their impressions Those are really good videos

Have you seen those? They like yeah Like random people online We'll try to do the impressions But like they're always so positive about it Even if they're not good He'll be like yeah like you have this technique now or whatever

I think I've talked about it too Dave it's really hard to keep up with what we talked about or not in this podcast but I know TikTok account where this guy people go up to him on Discord and they're like hey can you tell me what I need to do better for my artwork and a lot of them are you know

mid they're mid right and this guy kind of like goes at it now he does he does a really good job at fixing up because he does the lighting he should do this with lighting things like that yeah but my goodness my goodness he's fucking Patsy the pirate

from SpongeBob You didn't know that? Yeah Wait I thought that was Stephen The creator or whatever What's the name? Steven Spielberg He's Gary

Is that his name? He's SpongeBob Yeah He's Johnny Bravo Hellenberg He's Johnny Bravo I didn't know he was He was Johnny Bravo

Thank you very much He's Edmardo from Who's Spielberg You guys remember Edwardo from The movie director Foster's home for imaginary friends I never watched it

No The Big Monster Johnny Brawoy did. Oh, he's the intro as well. He's in actual episodes of SpongeBob, like when a human is like taking a shower or whatever, like it's him. Like, there's one where he grabs SpongeBob.

He must love his dad job. That was him? Pretty sure that's him in the shower, yeah. Dude, if you think about it, if you think about it, you know, smiling friends and how, um, psychic pebbles. Zach.

Yep. Is like a lot of the characters. Yeah. Just reminds me of that. But I guess voice actors, you know, oh. They just, I guess they're able to do it all.

Voice hackers and creators are like this, bro. It's so crazy. Tom Kenny's also that French narrator, like the... Ah, yeah. Mani Monch in a Nateo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's insane. You should dabble in a voice acting, yummy.

Bro, I'd love to, but I'd probably want to start with, like, indie games or something. Just a small role. Maybe a side quest. Just to start. Like, I don't know. Dude, I don't know how I'd feel playing a game in here in yummy. That'd be crazy. I would do, obviously, I'd do a voice that sounds nothing like mine, but...

I saw actually, I think it was the people who make Poppy Plates, time we're doing vocal auditions on Twitter for their next game. Oh, my God. Aw, that's cool. People do reels and like pricing and stuff. Yeah. Pricing, I do it for free. Low key, yeah.

Yeah, honestly, just for the hell of it. I want it, I thought it'd be cool to do, um, fears to fathom voice acting because apparently they don't hire big people. No way. Apparently they don't hire big people like big voice actors. I thought the game was done. They have like five games, four games, but they're making a new one though. There's one, the next one's confirmed.

That'd be pretty cool. a game with like public combo that would be sick what is that public combo oh my gosh like um Nun Massacre yeah non massacre Yeah rabbit one Yeah those are I don't know they have voice lines I don't remember but bro we literally have like

We have almost Studio quality like mic setups like at our We do we do it right here This is studio quality We just have a piece of paper And dude we gotta we gotta watch those The South Park behind the scene videos Those are funny.

They're so fucking funny. When they're just laughing, they can't even hold it in. But yeah, bro, I'd love the voice act. I actually thought about it forever. I was like, bro, it'd be so fun. This would be sick just to do for like a game or something. Corpse husband did that.

Really? Yeah, what game or was it? Anime. Oh, shit. Pretty sure if he spoke Japanese or he dubbed. He dubbed. Yeah. It's crazy.

What if he spoke like perfect Japanese for like a whole movie? That would be. AI could probably do it at this point. Probably. Yeah. I wonder those languages are probably way easier to AI manipulate than English because English has so many like vowel sounds that are like elongated together. I feel like a lot of those ones are like very quick. It would for us, it would sound like normalish, but to them it'd be like way off.

Yeah. Like how weak, because our native tongue is English. Accents and stuff like that. Yeah, probably. AI. Oh my goodness. I have to pee like the dick. But AI sounds legit if you've never heard the model of the like person it's based off of.

Yeah. You don't know mannerisms. Right. Yeah. It can sound real 100%. Dude, I've seen so many ads like them using AI Joe Rogan to like promote their stuff. Oh yeah.

Screw that, man. Yeah, that's so weird. That should be wrong. Can we do one? Can we do it? Can we do an AI?

I'll beat them to the car. I'll do it for us. Y'all need a buyling. See, that's an interesting thing you just said. Just stared at the camera. Yeah, because I feel like,

do you remember back when the law, there was a lot that came out about cryptocurrencies. and like it was buzzing all over and government was like this got to stop. They haven't done anything for AI and it's been out for too long. They're trying. I wonder if how do you even...

I wonder if Taylor Swift is still doing that thing. Remember she was pursuing legal action against the person who made all those like... Did they delete them? I haven't seen them since. It probably was. It was probably settled. It was like, I was bad.

That was really bad. Yeah. When was that? Was that the Super Bowl or was it? It was like around the same time. Yeah, it was around that. It was also Drake doing AI.

of Tupac in one of his songs. Drake did? Yeah, Drake did. No way. It was like, give me that ring back and shit, yeah. What the?

You put him in a song with like AI. That's crazy. That is crazy. That is wild, dude. That is really wild. I wonder, oh man, we're gonna get AI'd.

Dude, if one of us ever, oh, you don't be sick? No, it wouldn't be sick. It would be kind of weird. Like, like, so you know how you can set up like funerals for yourself?

Like, you can pre-purchase your own casket. Yeah. What if you can like buy like a, like a voice line? Like a voice. Oh my gosh. The final message. A voice back. You walk up.

That's so. You walk up to the casket. I'm like laying like this. You walk up and press like a button. And I'm like, hi, bro. No way. What the hell? What the fuck did you think about to get to that?

I'm, what I just said. I just thought of. My bro. Hi bro. You're mine. Hi bro. It scans your fingerprint when he press the button and knows exactly who you are.

And it has a message for each person. Hi bro. Hi bro. Isaac. Hi bro. Hi bro. Hi bro. Hi bro.

Yami. I miss you very much. When we play games together, I enjoy that. What are you free, bro? Want a game. You'll be in here with me soon, dude. Get used to see this. Oh.

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