The Group Chat - #114 - OH MY GOD...

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

Ole T is back.. got a mix of the old setup and new.. oh yeah.. things are rollin. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Me intro? All right. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you guys back to the group chat, the group podcast, episode four. Let's address the elephant in the room. Let's kick it off to a crazy, a crazy start. Soft Willie, got a haircut.

In this episode, we're playing Smash or Pass First Ladies. Can we pull up Hillary Clinton? This is how you want to intro it? That's how you want to intro. That's, I'm crazy. That's not. That was an insane intro. I'm presidential.

Okay, a few things we need to get standard. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Shady's back. I don't know if you're over there. Hey, hey, how are you doing? Yeah, I don't know where I'm going to put him out.

I have to figure out. Wait, can you put him right here for a second? Can you just put me anywhere? All right, viewers, look, watch real quick. Ready? Here? What? I fucking hate you.

Why would you move here? Oh, Larry? You fucking ass. You're making it harder for me. I threw him to my other hand. Yeah, my face I do some working. Uh, Tanner is back. Yummy is sick though so Yummy is out of the game right now

He has like a weak immune system So a bug bit him He actually is probably the weakest immune system He does, he's been sick for like four weeks He said he dusted his TV and he got sick Yeah he sniffs anything small anything He's sick Every single time he comes over and does podcast

He leaves on a sour note like we gotta get rid of that ugly Environmental ball thing full of leaves Yeah he's blaming that Oh that might be it actually No that makes no sense I feel pretty fine next to it I hear it It's fine.

Okay, I'll be real. Some noise particles. Yeah, you guys are a little green on me. What's that tea? I was, uh, I was like dusting my room before I left, you know. And I dusted my, my ceiling fan that's been on for almost like a year and a half. Uh-oh. And it was like black dough cake.

It was just like the grossest dust I've ever seen. Hey, when was the last time you got to change the air filters? Nope. We haven't. When was the last time? Nope. Nope. Tanner and I did.

Me and Isaac did a couple of things. months ago. I'm not even like a couple months ago. Wait, actually, you're supposed to change every few months, right? Is it like every six months or stuff? Yeah, it's like every six months. It's every, I thought it was like every three. Probably. We did it too much more. It's probably better to do it every three. But then again, I think if like you have pets and stuff like that, you do every three.

Or else they die or what they get sick? Every 90 days. Every 90 days. Three months. There we go. That me up virtually. How's a pet doing? By the way, the group pet. Oh, he died. He actually died. He actually died. He got like leukemia for for pets for little guinea pigs. I don't want to be buried.

You got a guinea pig and it died? Well, I'll be real. If I had a guinea pig, I could have 40 guinea pigs in my life and I wouldn't care if they died. Guinea pigs are so annoying. They go wrong with my guys. They're just, that's how they're programmed. This might be a sickening topic that I'm going to bring up real quick.

Just an idea. Okay, nothing to flound about or nothing, but what if we all had a gerbil or a hamster? And then we set up live cameras on their cage. And then we're going to see who's the last one to, live survive live normally so it's like last last to leave the hamster life last to live last to live last to live the hamster I mean we've talked about it right hamsters die unexpectedly like the weirdest ways possible they try to like in themselves and all that they're so dumb yeah I'm getting an idea actually so we each get a series of hamsters with

different skill sets and whoever makes the perfect civilization skill sets they have certain skill sets like you have carpenters you have presidency have a bunch of hamsters are all hamsters still? These are hamsters. Okay. And there's some that are programmed to be like convicts and stuff. So you've got to think about that. Okay. So whoever has the most advanced civilization with these hamsters, what do they get? Like a new planet from? Like a dollar to? Three dollars? But also, what? That's like a crazy science experiment and you get three bucks. What Roblox game gave you that inspiration there? Because I swear I think we could make it a Roblox game. Let's make that a Roblox game. Developers get on that.

Larry and I actually just played a damn Roblox game yesterday. That's kind of crazy. The monkey adventure one. Monkey raft, yeah. Monkey raft, yeah. We're just two monkeys floating around and, like, killing snakes and stuff. It was crazy for a vines,

and you can swing around and you, like, knock out a tree and there's bananas that fly out. It's high tech. Great time. Fun time. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

My vaude is on Twitch. Dot TV slash Grunk with 4Ks. Check it out. Shameless plug. Oh, yeah, so real quick, before we continue, the last podcast was taken down. Okay?

So I'm going to address that. Oh, yeah. Really. fast really quickly. We are never addressing politics ever again on this podcast for as long as this podcast airs. If you have a problem with that, please don't find political. Then you know what, Grug, let's put it back up.

How about this? How about this? Yeah, we enter back in a section just for Grunk. It's going to be, it's almost like an ad placement where like mid-conversition it cuts. Right. And then when you hear, like, like, trumpets and like, jets flying over and grunk can be talking about whatever you want.

to talk about and then comes back to the podcast. Dude, this reminds me of in our Discord server, we have the spa chat. Science, politics, art. That's what it meant. Yeah. I thought Spah was like a... Science, politics, atheists. Science, politics, atheism. Heterosexual. I love my... That's my

favorite chat in the server. Those are the three or four requirements. And he waves. That's where I go and debate and that's... The mods ate me in there. Wow, I didn't know. Yeah, so like, to get to spa chat, you had to get approved. to go to spot chat. ID verification.

Wow. I would go in there and say, uh, like every few months and people would. You're gonna get banned on how it's going

right now. True. The only thing holding you from getting banned is your owner. Yeah. Do you still own it? I do own it still.

Wow. It's in my hands for a minute. You gotta sell it. Sell it for a hundred billion. You own it and you own it. Dude, that's a five-year-old server, dude.

Yeah. Can we do it? That's older than some people been alive. Been alive. Brew. Crazy. Can you pull up a picture

of Uncle saying, please. Someone was just born just now and that snap of a finger. And then true. And somebody died like that. Wait, wait, can we manifest? Life and death.

I'm the Grim Reaper. A successful birth right now? You know what? I tried to like, think about this. Every time you breathe in, somebody dies every time you breathe out, someone is born.

True. Wait, that's a really good way of thinking about it. You know what's also crazy? I found out that there's a cat name called Archibald. Archibald? Archibald.

The cat? That's just a normal name. Dude, that is not a normal fucking name. I know plenty of people named Archibald. I personally would hate myself forever. Like my nickname was Archie, but my full name was Archibald.

Look up Archibald. It's kind of lit, though. Yeah, I was in school, and my graduating class had 13 Archibalds. I'm not in lying. What? Is it Archival. Archibald? Archibald.

No. Archibald. Okay. It's like an ultra-ego. Oh, no. Archibald. Wow. Look at the one on the far right.

That's Archibald. Asparagus, baby. Spargas with a monocle. That's been a bow tie. That's actually grand. Yeah, what do you know about? It's great. The archibald.

yeah, they're identical. Dude, he looks like he's smart. Oh, look at the right. Look at that glow down. Holy. A monocle can change everything. Did I glow down? A monocle changed.

No, look at that. Wait, he's so chill, though. That's the aristocrat. No, he is chill. Type of vibe. Larry and I need to share something funny that happened yesterday when we were streaming. Dude, I'll be honestly. I don't know if we're still affected by it, but go ahead.

I fucking hope not. I hope not either. You told me that they can't do anything. No, they can't. But I mean, I don't know. Everyone, everyone on, that I read, we're like, by the way, post 23, or 2023, there's a patch that now disables them for maxed new computer, but just like GTA, they can still collect your IP or find it. So, Larry and I played BlackOps 3 zombies yesterday. Oh, no.

And we were, you know, he was streaming. Which, by the way, we've already streamed before. Yeah, and never happened before. So, yeah. And we didn't know that there was like a patch T7 or whatever it's called. so we were just sitting in the lobby and some random person joins and starts blasting music and it's just it's just saying a whole bunch of slurs like mainly the N-word and they're in their voice or whatever it's just like so boring actually not even funny he ruins it for everyone involved

they were just like spamming i brenn fuck you is that like and i'm so curious because like what is the mental processing behind that it's like do they even gain anything out of it yeah they gain any like happiness. They joined, spammed like the N-word slurs in their, in their voice chat, spammed IPs, and then crashed my game. Oh my God.

They spammed IPs? Wait, is Brandon not the same name as the guy who went in our GTA sessions or who was that guy's name? Oh, that was... That was dark Brandon. That was dark Brandon. I don't remember his name, but you had a weird-ass username. I thought it was Brandon.

I don't know. That's the same guy. That'd be crazy. But I'm not, you know, I don't know. I don't know the other guy the other guy's name but yeah we got

we got breached we got hyper breached and uh with black ops too it's way worse that it's a lot worse and they can have access to your computer

there's a clip I saw of XUC and where like the other home boy was getting a bunch of gay porn on a screen oh my god yeah you know that's something

yes absolutely because they I'm trying to what they have is it's called the peer to peer connection so that that means that the you know not

I don't know the whole technicality of it so I don't want to, you know, sound like a total dumbass. No, not even that because I don't even know what to bully saying here. You do sound like a total geek nerd. I'm not going to lie.

Oh, God. No, I sound like a complete dumbass. But basically... No, you know too much. I know too much, bro. My head's getting big. I wish I could do this fucking edits. Fuck, I don't know how they do this. Like the airhead commercial? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That'll be a...

If that's the case, this podcast we'll post in next week. Can I talk about... what we tried to do. Yeah, for like six hours. It's always like, can I talk about something to do with Larry? For both you and me, it's funny. Wait, why? It's funny.

Oh, because we always talk about Larry. Funny. It's always a side mission with this bro. No, he said, he said some shit. He was like, I'm just going to enlarge my head and just go, whoop. Man, that take me like so long. So we,

I asked him, I was like, hey, man, would you be able to, like, do some shit with Blender? Because I don't really know how to work, Blender. I understand, like,

all the words and shit, but I don't understand how to, use Blender myself. Or it would just be like faster if he did it essentially. Like you can learn it but it's just faster with someone that knows. So he got to a point. We were trying to like drop a sign down into a screen. That's how I was going to do the prom.

A wooden sign, right? Yeah. Like it swings like that. It swings in. Yeah. And like stops. It almost looks like it smacks onto the screen. It took us.

I know exactly. Five hours after. Oh my gosh. It was a six? Six hours. Six hours. We sat down for six hours and we could not crap. Well, here's the thing.

It was six hours on one part of it. It wasn't even the whole thing. So what I did get down was the whole sign moving and hitting and like that worked out well. That was great. The only problem we had left was making a like the rope. Yeah. Basically that attaches to it and have it like simulate alongside the sign. So the sign can move, like a break into like the screen, whatever.

the rope was the problem and we didn't know how to fucking, I didn't know how to do it so I was trying to figure it out. Right. And we sat here we sat downstairs for three hours or like four hours, came up here for like two, trying to figure it out, couldn't do it and uh, yeah. Do you still have the greed screen file? I think so yeah. Can we just play it?

So it's, so what was the rope? Well, they're not going to be able to see it unfortunately. Oh really? I can probably put it on the screen. What was the rope trying to do? So the rope so you know when a sign drops down is connected by the ropes. Right. Right. The way the sign dropped down, we removed all the visibility of whatever was making the sign drop down and kind of like tilt and whatever. And then our job was to connect. So there was two ropes on each side?

Yes. So you wanted to look like the sign was dropping from those two ropes and hanging there and swinging back front like that? Yeah. Gotcha. I thought. What was it for? So I made a major boo-boo during that video we recorded. Really?

Yeah. I was like, dude, I, I'm just gonna, I'm already into, dude, I'm just gonna yole away, man. And I removed every single explanation ever from all the prompts. Practically every single prompt in this new video has like zero. Wait, why? Because I was like, oh, dude, I'm gonna do this in post. Like, it could be a really cool idea. And it is still a cool idea.

Wait, you can't voice over it? No, I did voice over it. But I also wanted other assets like a visual sign. Okay, so essentially, instead of having the in context, like, context in the video, you're just doing a voiceover with visuals and stuff like that? Technically, yes. Or just visuals that pop up and explain what you're supposed to do and why you're supposed to do. That aspect still is pretty clean. Yeah, it's a great aspect until we spent six hours trying to make a sign. Yeah. Well, you guys have multiple editors at your disposal that we could reach out to. Chunky nose blender.

Chunky nose blender very well. I already, I already. And he doesn't know how to do it? No, I threw my hands up. Like, I was like, okay, I'm just going to do my own signs. And I did. And it, you know, it's not. You made your own signs? Yeah, it's just 2D.

It's not 3D. So you're saying, no wonder. You drew them? No, I just stole them from Google. I hope you didn't draw them because I've seen what your, like, drawings look like. Dude? They're pretty funny. No, I didn't draw them.

Pretty awesome looking. Put the things over another sign. I dropped it in myself, 2D style, whatever. Um. But yeah. It was, it sucked, man. Bunder, bro, I just remembered something. I thought that you were really good at drawing

because I was remembering back to years ago when I used to do like those drawing videos, remember? You're fucking, like, insanely fucking crazy. Larry's the good draw. You're the really good drawing. They were so funny, dude. I remember I used to be like, oh my God, I have so many ideas.

Like, ridiculously good at drawing. They were so hyper. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah. Do you do, like, were they ever in those videos? I think I stopped doing those. Yeah.

Yeah. I stopped doing those a long time ago. I stopped doing those like 2019, I think. Yeah. Yeah, the Discord drawing ones I did. He, we weren't, we weren't in, we weren't in any, uh, really like, Disney videos other than like two, maybe. Can you make another, uh, 30 minutes to make, like, a movie trailer?

I was like, bringing back. Oh my God. I was the king of that shit, dude. I was so, he had a really good one. You were, whereas I'm good at drawing. He's good at fucking making the dumbest, video of all the damn time. Do you remember like the car like crashing?

Yes. Yes. The fast and furious building once where he kept slicing the same shot. It's the same crash. It's so good. I lost my mind when I saw it. You don't know what we're talking about. Is it,

was it your channel? Yeah. Okay, it was Nick's channel. It was 30 minutes to edit a movie trailer. Oh, it's so funny. I'm not gonna lie. Watch Isaac's part. It's really funny.

I'm not gonna lie, I can admit on YouTube, that was my prime. I'll have to say. My vlogs are like a different prime, but like that was my online prime of those types of videos. They were so funny. You don't know when your prime really is until. Oh, go ahead. After.

Which is weird. Which is really weird. Because you could be like, I'm peaking right now. And then next month you're like, oh my God, I'm peaking right now. And the next month you're like, I still feel like. Peaks are not what it looks like. Yeah, that's kind of true. I still feel like we haven't peaked.

But like, I don't know. It's just my opinion. I'm about a peek in basketball, dude. do you say that if Yummy heard that he would be like Tanner shut up well he's not here so this is my world Tanner shirt on ready hold on

is the 10th world yeah bro Tanner literally shut up there you gotta go dude do you know how hard it is you literally say that all the fucking time yeah how many times

I heard that basketball fun police the skill the skill gap between you and NBA players is huge no literally the skill gap between you and a senior varsity player is insane dude he doesn't watch the podcast

she's never going to hear about it. No, the only time you're the only one to watch the podcast. I watch it. I watch parts of it. I watch parts of it.

I watch parts of the podcast if I'm not there. But I have not missed a single episode this year. No, you have. No. Yeah, you're really, you're really,

you haven't missed either. Yeah, I haven't missed it either. I haven't missed anything either. If you miss it, there's no podcast. Over. Because we rely on his lap. You guys can get back old school.

Yeah, we need it. Bring it back old school. And then just send me the footage. Bring it back old school with the web games. Bring it back old school school style. Okay, call me crazy, I wouldn't mind that.

That's not crazy. Dude, it took like two years for this IRL thing to happen and now we're going to switch back to... We're reverting. I'm not going back. I'm not going back. You know what sucks? It's like, yeah, it took us a very long time they said all this stuff. There's a lot of shit that's behind these cameras and

I remember the first episode got uploaded and off the road and it was like, man, I hate this. I miss the old set. I was like, damn! There's always going to be, there's always going to be nostalgic's there's always well the nostalgic is going to be remember the very first in real life podcast set up we did hold on we sat on the beat bags in that really ugly room

keep talking keep talking and the carpet was like awful it was so bad dude that was great that was not great that had a nice homie fun to it didn't you do the Patrick laugh I was again yeah that's it broke your reason yeah I broke the whole entire five-way track mixer because you're like

uh-huh who who it's just like broke oh we hear like a little pop check this out check this out This was the original. This was the original. So what you're looking at right now in the middle camera is what this was going to be. This was going to be the original setup.

Five guys in the beanbags would be out of prime. I think that would have been chill. The five guys in a beanbag. This was what the podcast names. And we were talking about like different, different like scenes that we were going to do. And we thought of like a dungeon for whatever reason. Yes. I wanted like a really distressed sort of like run down area.

We were going to hire a guy to sit up like actually make. full built studio like thing. One of the ideas that I had was like a rust bunker thing, like a really rustic look. That'd be cool. For no reason. I mean, really there's no. Can't fire in the middle. Yeah, can't fire right in the middle.

Oh, that'd be, you got sleeping bags. But that was a, that was a hefty amount of money. I mean, we spent a hefty amount of money on this shit, but. Dude, I thought about the craziest idea ever. Why not? If we ever need to just get rid of the setup and we need to do podcasts, we just go to, like, a furniture store and you set up podcast and a, And every episode, rooms to go.

You just sit in a new new couch and a new setup. Yeah, I just want to check out this couch. Do you have it in the back? Yeah, hold on. All right, guys, come on, come on. We'll reset it up really quick. Welcome back to episode 200.

Or they could just sponsor us. You know, they just give us a free setup. Has there ever been a on the go like podcast where like all the guys are walking with the mics? And there's a guy who's like walking with them following this thing? Did Ms. Smith do that? No way. No, I think there was.

They did that in a hotel, I think. they did in like a restaurant too in a hotel. They were like in a hotel room and they like was static cameras or were they walking around with no they were static it was static that's what I'm saying I'm saying we all walk around with mics and go pros and have like two two videos. There's so many ideas I come to mind

when I think podcast and what is like the most outrageous shit we could do Larry and I were just like he was sitting in my doorway like oh yeah on his kid and he was like doing that thing on like the two sides of the door he was like what if we went to the beach.

Well, I was showing, there's a, there's a podcast I watch called the Emergency Intercom. I was right after that. I love them. I love them. And they, uh, they had this bit where they started the podcast by hanging off of the ceiling like in like a spy, like spy-esque thing. I was like, what did we just, why can't we do this?

Because another bit they deal a lot was breakaway bottles. Oh, they were hell of a lot of breakaway shit. And, uh, they like smash each other with the bottles. Yeah. Dude, I want to get smacked in the head so bad with one of the... I know, right! It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt.

It doesn't... It don't hurt. It doesn't maybe not. It don't. It don't. It don't. It don't. Wait, it don't not, not hurt.

I do not, don't think. I don't, I don't, think. Yeah. It might not maybe... Yep. Hurt. Maybe possibly. Possibly.

These arm res, by the way, I can see how you can get some... Yeah, you just like, start, like, doing weird shit with it. Yeah, this is kind of weird. Did we ever talk about the video that we recorded a few, like a week ago? The food video? No, we didn't.

Should we a little bit? Should we give a little insight? I think it's a little funny. Yeah. We did talk about it? I don't know. You could talk about it because I can't remember. We briefly mentioned it.

It's going to be very like vlog-esque. Yeah. It is going to be very vlog-est because of the way we set it up. And it's just going to be, it's a chiller video. It's a chiller after. You know, podcast or not podcast, campfire, camping video, aftermath. and then like between that and then right now

we have you out of the house we have yummy out of the house we got like there's just so many shits Tanner's visiting family or in the oh I don't know what the acronym for Washington is what the wah

P&W yeah a lot of fits in the ceiling too good yeah yeah no a lot a lot did happen in our personal lives yes bro but I'm running for presidency. No way.

Dude, I would vote for Mr. Bees for president. Would you? I give you one dollar. Who's that old guy? Who has like a really shitty camera and he's always on TikTok. Bernie said. Oh, Brad, Brad Peterson.

Brent Peterson. Brent Peterson. He has one percent of all electoral college votes. Is he, he's on the ballots? Or is he trying to run? Yeah, people have. You can vote.

You can vote for literally anybody. You don't have to. I can go to the ballot and write Larry. Yeah. Everybody, if you're watching this, in Tanner last name

Right in in Big T Tanner last name Please write in Tanner last name We can swing the vote Yeah Put T

Big T Army will rise up Yeah Absolutely Absolutely This The Army It's gonna be like a

I think of it Like 300 Where like the Spartans Are like To the votes Standing at the ballots Dude I'm fucking excited

for GTA 6. Like, I'm so excited. That's coming out in like two years. Yeah, when is that? Why are you laughing? Because that's my segue. It's a real segue. I'm not voting for you anymore. Yeah, actually, you laugh at your voters. Look at my hat. I kick you down the hole in the 300, Nick. You kick me down the hole in 300? Yeah. Why am I excited? Because that's going to be like a new era of content creation. So like, think of it like this. It's not going to be a new era, but it's just going to be like. No, it's going to be a new era. Do you think so? GTA 5 in my opinion

Dude think about all the YouTubers But Gtify set a standard There's a standard now for like GTA content Yes but think about all the YouTubers who started from GTA 5 Yeah And think about all the YouTubers that are now going to But also look at them that cobal cop Well that's because he's a fucking idiot

And was like I'm going to go make AI videos now Like not again dude I can't do it again dude Let's talk about ponies Okay dude you're wearing I'm the president Hello, Mr. President. Dude, this hat's impossible.

I should have, I never prepared. I forgot that you can't really just put headphones over this hat. Why don't you just put the hat over the headphones? Why don't you just put it above the brim? Yeah, why don't you just put it above the brim? Or that too? Above the brim. Move the hat backwards.

And there you go, look that. Are you hiding your face or hiding your face and your hair? Wow. That, what, giving up for Willie. What a great fix that was. About time, people started listening to me, bro. Because I can chained up, for example, when we were playing. There's a fly on the mic.

I was watching that. video today. Our video of us playing chained up. Yeah. Dude, I'm never playing chained up with you guys ever again. You guys want to make a shit. And apparently everyone in the comments section wants to agree that I'm dead weight, which makes no fucking sense.

Did you even watch the video or did you just skim through? You clutched up sometimes, but like a lot of times you didn't. I clutched up, dude, that's because I was like connected to one of the biggest idiots known to Mankind, and he was holding me back. No, actually. I was connected to yummy. Can you guys fly and leave like a dust pile like? Oh, we're just, have you seen?

like an arm one time or like the arms come down legs his head comes out he's like help me and he brings him back down no it gets in the head it's like a spring warr-r-r-r-r-furt's over we both have really long like welts on our heads i miss i miss the old cartoons like boomerang from cartoon network you guys remember that shit you are yeah you are just going for it going for what going for what you're just going at it's great i love it i don't let i don't let there be downtime is what that's What's your favorite game? I chopped a tree down today. Oh,

will y'all? Tree chopper. You know what? You chopped down a tree? Yep. Do you actually? No, I didn't. It was a few days ago.

Wait, question. It was a few days ago. I got so excited. Did we ever talk about the failed episode 100? Did we? No. Not once. No, not one.

No, but I also think, if you, if you're talking about the one, okay, hold on, off, off, script here. You're talking about the one with Oh, okay, okay, okay. Dude, that was like the craziest vibe ever. Okay, sorry, we could continue.

Yeah, we can't talk about it. Sorry, guys. We just discussed. The failed episode 100 was cray cray. It was funny, though, but yeah, I was not there for that one. Yeah, still have the recording of it.

And that might just be kept in the vault, but it is one for the vault. It is definitely one for the while. I don't even know why I wasn't there. Gee, I, it was also, it was later. as dark. It was like,

it was like 1 a.m. It was late as dark. It was like 12 in the morning. Yeah, I can't remember why I was. Super, super late vibe. But yeah, that was just gonna be stuck for the vaults, man. There's a lot of vaulted videos

that I'm gonna be keeping up. It's kind of like one of those like attic videos where you just forget about it. You leave it in the attic. And you're like, oh, look at this. I forgot I had this shit. Just know it was funny in its own way. You should do a,

you should do like a six hour video of like, footage that has never been seen before. Yeah. Like what? I have a, Red and Link do. Redden Link does.

I'll be so cool. A timeline on Da Vinci of all the camcorder videos that I've done. And it is nine hours long. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's also nine hours with some of the videos cut up. Yeah. So it's just one of these days.

An absurd amount of footage that there's out there. One of these days that, that security cam footage in the downstairs is going to go up live on YouTube. Would you guys get? mad audience. I mean, who really cares at the end of the day, right? But like,

there's this really small video I don't think people can. Of when we lost a remote. We should, we should upload that to like a whole new channel. Oh, that was funny. No,

let's just do it in the group channel. Yeah, just doing the group channel. Yeah, just doing the group channel. You know what that would do to us? What would that do? That would ruin it. It'd blow us the fuck up.

It's a 10 out of 10. You know what that do? You know what that do? It's on the channel, by the way. It's just, it's just not. It's private. So here's the thing about YouTube, it's that, oh, like, you need to stop getting your head wrapped in the algo for a second,

and think about the creation. Think about the funies. Think about the fact that there's a freaking art. Think about the fact that there's a video that we need to go up of you guys for seven minutes trying to find a remote that was under Larry's pizza box. Yeah. Yeah, that made me mad. Sorry.

What'd you just? It's all right, Larry. Oh, he wrote it down. Yeah, take some notes, guy. Take notes. What's in your hand? What is that? Is that a plushy?

with a shiasty? Yeah. Oh, is that, oh, what's his face? Oh, that's, uh, Jonesy.

Jonesy. That's like a, damn, that's like three things. Like a little squid, Jonesy, and then you got the shiasty. It's like,

it's like a weird, weird creation. Did Fortnite fall off? No. This current season is pooped. Yeah, people hate the season. Oh.

They hated a lot. The cars, they hate everything but season one and two, apparently. No, they're hearing that for four years, bro.

Bring back season one. The season before this one was actually pretty fun. dude I've just been playing college football the new one that came out college I thought I've been playing game or yeah it's college football it's like Madden but for college yeah I saw the trailer for that I think it looked actually really good dude I literally two K game I went to Penn State as the away team and I heard Moamba yeah I heard Moamba playing like my routes were all shaky I was scared like I actually

wanted to quit isn't that the one I think I lost like something Madden Madden whatever Arch Madden what's his name does it does it madden he He's Steve Madden? No, John Madden? No, he's a college. Hold on.

Play men. Something like that. Playman Madden? Yeah. I forget his name. His name is, wait, did he stop making Blitz games?

I miss those games. Oh, like NFL Street or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. NFL Blitz game. I think I told this already, but I'd play Street 2 with my dad

and I'd be running on the walls and he'd be like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, my gosh. Arch. Yeah, his name is Arch Manning. That's what I... Arch Manning.

Arch Manning. Yeah, that's Peyton Manning's and Eli Manning's little funny brother. Nah. Yeah, he's... He plays for the Texans, I think. No way he does. He's not the Texans.

No, the Longhorn. Sorry, he's playing in college still. Dude, his name is effing arch. His name's Arch. He sounds like a super evil villain. He looks like an evil villain, bro. Arch Manning. What's his name?

Arch Manning? Dude, it's over! Yeah, he looks like... Yeah, but here's the thing. I heard about it. I watched a video. he apparently did not decline having his name be allowed

to be used in the video game and instead got paid like $50,000 to promote the game instead. So like how these game companies, they have to like license your name. So from what I heard this is what this TikTok that I was watching said. They said that they pay the players $600 and give him a free copy of the game.

600 bucks. Yep. Yep. So he opt out and instead got... He said he did, because his name, Manning. Yeah, he's the nephew, a former NFL player, Peyton and Eli. That's what I heard. I mean, hey, look, maybe this is the misinformation podcast,

but, like, that's what I heard. No, that's, yeah, he's the rumor on the street. Rumor on the talk. Rumor on talk. That sounds about right. I mean, dude, his last name's, I wish I was in the NFL family. I'd be, oh my God.

Like, who would you be related to? I know the answer, but I want to hear your answer first. I know the real answer. Matthew Bill? Like, you could be the son or the little brother of someone huge. Barry Sanders. No, wrong. You know who's going to be?

You're the son of Breeder. Favre Farrv Tanner Fav. Tanner Fav, dude. And you're a tight end. All right, you're Isaac Rothlessberger then. Fuck you. What the hell? You're Tanner.

Isaac Rolfusberger. And then you're Tanner McNabb. All right, you're Larry Wilson. Dude, what's your problem? You're Tanner Bird. That's best. That's basketball. Larry, I found it, by the way.

What is it? E.A. Sports paid Texas QB Archmanning between $50,000 to $60,000 to promote college football 25. the former number one overall recruit in the 2023 class will also receive a receive $600 and a copy of the game for opting in see how he's just like he's just the blood of Peyton Manning how is he so good like I don't get to how it's in their blood dude dude I feel like I feel like that's kind of like they're like bread to dude you know what I'm saying like as soon as they're born like do they just

start doing drills yeah yeah yeah yeah have you seen the labs they have eggs they have eggs of yeah they have syringes they have a 12 count of other manning their dad is like in a chair like Dude what's that fucking one movie that we watch A scary fucking movie that's really gross The first omen The first omen yeah Yeah dude it's like the first omen

Yeah I think so Their family's like the first omen Where it's like they're being like bread to be like Yeah yeah it was the first omen Yeah it was a really gross Yeah don't watch this movie No it's a great no you should watch it honestly It's a good way

Is that one in another language or is that the one in English No it's English It's the um this is the prequel There's so many none movies this year. I know, they're so bored, bro. Why don't they make like a fucking scary movie about like a I don't know, a fucking Apple? Yeah.

I want to hear the scariest thing. I guess because like, depending on what kind of scary you do, like zombies is a different type of scary than ghost and spirits and then there's, I guess like just like religion and then there's I don't know. I feel like we're hitting a cultural plateau if I'm being honest with you. I think so. I feel like music's all ringed out.

Music's all ringed out. Entertainment's, like you know, videos, movies are all ringed out. It's all just a Copy paste. The soul is gone, dude. I'm telling you. Can we be the next ghost adventures? That's my final offer to bring back society. Okay, I'm down. Let's bring it back society as a whole. Let's make a show

where we discover haunted buildings and we're funny. I'll be Aaron. Okay. Nick, you're probably Zach. Can I be the biggest loser? What's his name? What? Sal? Sal. Yeah, you can be Sal. The biggest loser? Yeah. It could be

any of them. The biggest loser. Yeah, it could be any of them. I'll be Sal. What the hell? Wait, what's this show called? Oh my God. No, the other show.

Oh, uh, Ghost Adventures. I'll be Sal and Ghost Adventures. Yeah, you can be Sal and Ghost Adventures and we tell you don't do funny things to spirits and demons.

Wait, is Aaron who gets possessed or always gets like mess with it? They make Aaron going like the most haunted than ever. What the heck was that? No, no.

Dude, I just felt claw marks on my back. Did you hear? I heard like a, Hi. Did you hear it? Listen. Hi.

I heard a high. They keep, they keep going back. It's, It's like the cuts go back to the same. Yeah, exactly. And they slow it down. It's like, was this the spirit of an angry EVP?

And it's like a crazy edit. And it goes away. Oh my God. The one, the two episodes I watched with Larry were unbearably stupid. It was great. No, it's so good. I've been watching them so many times since I've been here. They would find the littlest, the littlest little creek sound,

a little anything to be like, oh my God. Oh my God. you hear that? Oh my God. You hear that? Oh my God. You'll be like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Like a good parody. Dude, someone just touched my neck. Dude, Super Mega. Yeah.

We're watching that Super Mega. What is it? The interview. Like the guy murdered his family? Guy murdered his family over family guy. It's so stupid. We were just watching me yesterday. And they do such a guy. good parody like I that copying of everything because like you have to know the details right you have to

know you have to watch it showing up to be like all right what did they call it old ones too and now we see as the detective performs the classic nannana poo poo technique before he moxed it's like we got a 3D artist to recreate the silly face that he probably made and he has like tongue out the class and it's like a classic where they were saying like and when they used a classic method of got your nose. And then he used a reference photo of the thumb like this. Like reference photo of his nose. And then the cop comes back.

He's like, by the way, I saw your nose. It's a pretty good nose. I would work to get that nose back. Good cop, bad cop method. That was so funny.

He's like, what was his name, Stuart? But he's like, yeah, he should call me Stewie. Yeah, just call me Stewie, you know. Go closer to that name.

Did that video do well for them? Got a mill. Oh, yeah. That's pretty solid. Yeah. But honestly, they're like, their skits do the best.

Yeah, because like, for my, in my opinion, like, when you're making those kinds of videos, you don't really even think, at least I don't really think about the numbers. I just think about, like, how well-executive is this. No, but it is art in a way. Like, that video was really, really well made. Like, that when he was showing the videos of him playing, like, with, like, the family guy, plushies and whatever the hell, and it was, like, old 2008 YouTube editing. Yeah, like, how it looked.

The outline, yeah. I actually believed that it was real for a second because I was like, damn. I didn't show you the first part, but, like, when, the, you know how like they show like the detective or the cop. It was a cop like entering the home. They had like the body cam footage. Right. It was like doing the voice or it's like so the cop way, well, like went into the house

blah, blah, and he made toast and he burnt the hell out of it. And then he like saw the body and was like, oh, fuck. And then it cuts to be like, yeah. And then the detective found all that crap. Right. But yeah, that parody work. Beautiful. I love it.

I love parody. Yeah. I like parody. I like satire. I like that. So good. Wait, isn't that the difference? Parity is making.

Parity is just like a spin-off, but satire is making fun. of something that's horrible, isn't it? Look at the definition of satire. I think satire is doing something serious with a huge of the definition of... The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose or criticize people's stupidity or vices.

Okay, so that's like South Park. Okay. Satire. It's not parody. Well, there's one other way of... Parity is the imitation of style of a particular writer-artist genre with deliberate exaggeration of comic effects.

So parody is like that. Yeah, there's another one that I'm thinking of where it's like, where it's like more negative, I guess. Could it be Lampoon? Could it be making fun of? What? National Lampoon Christmas, what? The hell's Lampoon?

I love that movie. Good movie. Publicly criticized by using ridicule ironies. Check out this lampoon. How about Mock? Mock. No. Is that a darn?

What are we talking about? That's fine. Just all that word for the first. time in my life. What about moth? Do you say moth? What did you say? Dude, he's just reading the fucking synonyms. Hey, what is this imitation? Maybe.

Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, they were good at that. I'm not gonna lie. I'll give it to them. They were good at. Kudos. Yeah. I'll give them the golden star for that video.

D-hmm. Okay. Well, I have to really pee pretty bad, but I really want to talk about the past week because on Friday as the podcast I saw a tweet from C-Dog C-Dog VA and he was hosting

an auction and he had many, many items available. There was a signed Eldon Ring something something by the creator. That was pretty cool. What's cooler than that? What's I love that? Getting unblocked by Poceman.

That would have been really cool. So I I got into like this bidding war with at first it was just me and this other guy and I saw like morgue pie and I think this other B2er I don't know Stable Ronaldo then was bidding and then I went to his stream and Pokemon's watching his stream

so I'm watching him watch Pokemon watch him bid against me and we're going back and forth and it gets so out of hand to the point where I'm like I send 30,000 as a bid and it's flying Like it's not, there was like seconds It's just constantly coming in You got poop on your shoe, bro? Oh, it just fell

I thought there was a spider crawling up your shoe No, it's just a little fuzz Oh shit But um Yeah, went all way up to 500K By the end I think it was an hour later You have people like Mark Cuban

XQC, Aden Ross I think they were fake Was that actually Mark Cuban be real No, it was not Because they all got removed And I was in second And I was like, okay Second place, got it, cool

So I'm going out throughout my day and at this point I'm like sort of pooping my pants not really pooped my pants but we were the bids were going so fast that the likelihood

that I was going to win this auction was so low that I didn't really care about putting in that large amount of money and then it got to a point where I was in the second a few days later I'm like I'm stressing and then the other guy

gets he just disappears why I don't know Sean the back of the head I guess so So, and I'm in first for like the entire remainder. The entire remainder of this entire auction for like another four or five days. And in the last minute of this auction, I get outbid by 500 hours. The amount of cope that I saw Isaac go through was insane.

Like at first he was shitting his pants. Could you just pull out? Like he asked me to. That's what I said. Dude, it was crazy. That was a joke. That was a huge joke. Dude, that is not a joke.

He asked me to ask Morke pie to bet for him, like bet above him. And she said, dude, that fucking sucks. He was like, dude, that's such a, that's a lot of money. All right. I don't know. I guess, I guess 30K, I guess. What'd you say? $30,000.

You laugh, you lose. You laugh, you lose. Feet Pokemon. And then you're like, okay, dude, I'm just going to, I'm going to make it worth it. Maybe she can get on the podcast or something. I'm like, dude. The cope was so crazy. He was trying to make it so worth it.

$30,000 for Pokemon to be on a year. Surely, surely, like, hang out for a few hours for $30,000. Yeah. In my mind. in my mind I was like it was just such a shock that all these bids went away including the ones that were cushioning me

from first that I were 100 I was like almost 100% sure were legit were legit but they got removed yeah they probably just said no I don't know why mine was there I don't know if it's because I was an influencer and it just didn't care because I'm an influencer yeah they probably said dude this guy does not have that money

like dude this guy sucks let's just keep his bid up they probably saw that you didn't get kicked down. You're like, oh, this guy didn't go with the bit. Oh, this guy's got a faking bids. But this guy actually donated what a loser. He actually wants to, yeah. His bid looks real.

Like, real, real. It was Isaac Y. W. Charity. And then I got outbid. Well, that's why, dude, probably W. Charity. W. Charity. W. Charity. He's like, oh, he's nice. You were shitting bricks, dude.

It was so funny. I accepted it at the very last second. I was like, well, if it is, it is. I guess that's it. Yeah. And then, and then after losing that, Isaac won the $40 million fossil. Yes.

Stegosaurus guys. The Stegosaurus, I won it. Congratulations. Where are you going to put that now? Because you hoard everything. You're going to put in the other room with everything else. Right here. Larry, we're going to have to mask out Stegosaurus skeleton every podcast episode because it's the only room that could fit it. I don't think so. I think it'll definitely

be bigger. How big? Yeah, no, it's way. Stegosaurus is are big. Huge. I'm going to fit in this room. Are those the guys with the spines on the spine? Yeah. Those guys are cool Spine on the spine?

Yeah, look up Stegosaurus Fossil. Stecosaurus. Yeah, that's cool. What's it? Oh, stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Oh, these guys, the Mohawk.

There it is the apeus. Guys, badass. I wish Arc Survival was more lit. I wish it was more optimized and easy to play. They're making a new arc. It's already out and it sucks. And it's like, yeah, 60 bucks.

Is it like a baby Stegosaurus? That's the US billionaire Bion skeleton. It's a real one. Stegosaurus skeleton for 44.6 mil. Like if I was a billionaire, I'd buy that. I would too if I was a billionaire. I would.

I think we're technologically advanced enough to grow dinosaurs again and make them roam. Whoa. I think we could. I think we want that. I think we can do that. Scrape inside of a bone, let it go.

If I was a billionaire, I would buy like the bank that Tanner uses back in Washington. And then I'd just put like a million dollars into his account one day and you'd like freak out his reaction. And then you take it all away and then I'm ruined. I just slowly take it away.

Every day there's just like a fee, like a not spending money fee. Okay, well at least I'm like, what do I do? And you start spending money. As the weeks go on, there's like, you gotta invest it, bro.

Gold bars and statues behind you. My mom called me up yesterday or today. I think it was yesterday. Yeah. And she wanted me to, um, wanted me to look into taking money out, like taking at least a little bit of cash out

because she's like a little concerned with like the financial state of the world, I guess, like the banks and stuff. She's like, put some money into gold and put some money into silver, get some money out just in case. But remember when that was a big fear back when crypto was the thing? Yeah. Like that was like a big thing. Yeah, they were like that's going to rule the fucking world. And like no, the dollar is going to be nothing. And then it's going to I can just imagine this going back to like the balloons and like silver. I wish.

You're going back all the way to seashells. Nick, it was the opposite. They were not. They were like, oh, man, this is like such a joke. It's a flash in the pan. But there's so much money behind it. Yeah. Well, they didn't think it was the least,

it's the most volatile investment you could possibly make. Well, okay, if I remember properly, I remember back in 2012 or 2013, when I even heard about it, the stigma around it was that if you had Bitcoin, you were a criminal. You were a thief. You were a criminal.

That you were trying to not be traceable. You were paying for drugs that you were buying hitmen. You were going to red rooms. Black market, silk code, all of the... That's what I heard all those years ago. Back in my day, used to be gift cards. Used to be Xbox points. Google for $1,600.

Microsoft points. Oh my God, Microsoft points are crazy. I got scammed when I was a kid for that. I went to a challenge lobby, and he was like, yeah, dude, 16,000 Microsoft points to start it. And I'm like, why does that even work? Is it because my software, I need the code in order to doys. I just messaged me when you get it.

You fell for that shit. I fell for that shit. I kicked from the fucking lobby. And I got a message, I got the same message from another person. The same guy that was like sending them out to keep scamming people. Messes to all friends and recent players hosting Xbox Live Challenge Lobby. Nice. 1600s points to enter.

Yep. Nice. Damn. What do you even use Microsoft points for? For fucking cosmetics. Games. DLC. I feel like I fudging myself a little bit

Used to I said I feel like I fucked myself a little bit with Discord there was a there was a DM I got on Discord That was like Hey I don't know if you're using your Xbox Code game pass But like if you're not I'll take it and you know I wasn't using that shit

So it's like okay yeah sure Thought nothing of it A couple of days later Get the same DM again And I was like oh Because it was the exact same format Right But from a different account

Right And now I'm like Huh now I don't know if there's anything that could possibly happen by giving somebody I don't know if it's like a bod just collecting all these Xbox they're just collecting codes there's a lot of the probably for like either they're gonna sell them or they just use them okay because if you have a game pass you have access to literally all those games that Xbox allows now it's true buying games is in the past dude now it's all Netflix core now it's all subscriptions Netflix Red box Red box baby Red box died box shot in the back of the head yep they still have machines around they do a crazy part. Let's steal one. They're all dusty and like worn out. Yeah, they're also all in Walgreens. They're always in Walgreens. Dude, let's get a Fn Red Box.

Come, let's actually do it. Do you think somebody still has a red box DVD and just refuses to take it back? Dude, their bill is probably so high. My family probably has a hell of a ton. Yeah, we're good. It's okay. Either that or, um, what's the other one? Blockbuster. Blockbuster. Oh, they are gone.

Yeah, they're gone. You want to hear a crazier one, bro? Radio Shack. Radio Shack. Radio Shack. Brough. You want to hear a crazy one? Dude. Uh Hmm Vitamin shop

Vitamin shop Vitamin N No no you want to hear something crazy Try it and top that one bro Yeah You want to know the closest Chilis in my town Chili's? Yeah

Yo The closest Chili's in my town Is like two hours away Wow Who the fuck fucks with Blimpy What are you talking about? You're talking about the fucking YouTuber What is no

Oh thank God Blimpy Blimpie What? It's like an alternative To subway The hell is that Never heard of that ever

Shout out to fucking The alternative of subways Quiznos, dude The alternative to subways Hey, this is what I thought you were Blippy. No, no, look up Blimpy. B-L-I-M-P-I-E.

Oh, this guy, I hate him. B-L-I-M-P-I-E. It's just gonna be a corner store. Bang. Blimpy, what in the world is that? America Sub-Shop. I'm telling you, bro. America Sub-shop. They, wait, look up when Blimpy was a thing. Look up when they started.

Look up how many blimpies there are in the world and get ready for a single-d-d-d-a-old. That's an asset. That's a perfect. fucking look at that shit dude that is not really look at what blimpy uh locations how many no i wanted to know when they started all right whatever locations

sure okay 24 and they're all in my town wow oh my god like eight we visited every single blimpies in the world blimpy um origin date i don't know what the fuck would you call that creation date origin date

origin story dude i told you they're fucking old this shit new jersey who was contesting you no one was no one was like dude they're not from we're just letting them yeah look up subway like everyone knew they're from jersey subway origin date let's see oh my fucking

fucking god subway's a copycat wait wait actually wait oh my god 1965 9666 oh wow someone was me the year later what look up jersey mics subway took the flow oh here we go here we go jersey mics no no no not jersey mic origin

oh dude of Philly from Jersey marks No, Texas. Jersey Mike was born first, because Jersey Mike had to be old enough to start Jersey mics. Everybody literally, like, had the idea for sandwiches within the same decade. Hey, are you guys noticing something, though? Point Pleasant, New Jersey. Go back one.

Pleasant Park, New Jersey. Okay. Go back. Leaky. Leaky. Connecticut? Okay. Moisty Myers, New Jersey.

Yeah. And Hoboken, Hope, Cape May. Haboken. Hoboken. Horrible. Logan. Yep. Okay, we never, I mean, dude, it's New Jersey. Of course, there's going to be a sandwich. Fortnite reference. It's going to be a sandwich shopping

Adrian. It's going to be sandwiches from there. Dude, I'm telling you right now, New Jersey is the goat. Without New Jersey, we would be culturally corrupt. All right, look up Gino's. There's a, there's a castle in New Jersey that want to visit. We would be massively corrupt. Culturally, without the hoagie.

What did you say? I said, without New Jersey, what do he say? Without the hoagy, what? Without the hoagy? What do you say? I don't even remember. What, what? He said something really silly. Why? That was pretty silly. Without the hoagy, everything would be culturally what? I said without New Jersey. Yeah, that's what he said.

Without New Jersey. But yeah, also without the hoagy, we would be culturally. Without the hook. No, yeah. Culturally. Dude, imagine. Dude, I'm telling you, an Italian sausage changed the way the world worked. Wait until you find it about the Philly cheese steak. And Philly cheese steaks. Come on.

I'll be real. Those are the best. Philly cheese. Oh, damn. Now it's a war. Okay, wait, hold it. Do one more favor for me? Look up Ike's. Ike's subs. I want to see. Why do you know every sub shop? This is...

Here you go. Wait, is this? Can I say it? I fucking hate Schlatskis. I'll say that right now. Shlotskies has dry-ass sandwiches. Fuck you, Schlotskis. On God, you have some dry-ass buns.

Straight. Like, actually, Schlottskies taste like air. Like, you eat it. You eat the legend. Dude, I eat the biggest sandwich that they have, which is fucking massive, by the way. The giant one. It's like my head. Yeah, dude.

It's actually probably bigger than your head. Cool a cup of Ginos. Genos. Uh, Orange is. Well, I smell pretty weird. Ladies of the gentleman at home,

we're looking up facts. Geno's pizza? Sure. Look up Cece's pizza. 1961. 1861. Oh my God. My glasses are fogging up.

1960s. Sorry. 1861. It looked like a substance. What's the oldest food ever? Like oldest store. For the food. You guys are so bored.

Fucking berry. I know. This is like, what even is this fucking? Dude, this is what the people want. This is all they want. What is this? Bread?

5,000 BCs. Wow. Mammoth. Beer, 3,500 BC. What is this? Wow. Time out, bro. They made bread.

Oh, shit. The app-like and pie. It's a tart. Oh, my God. We're so dumb. We're so dumb. What? Jesus broke the bread.

Jesus. Burger is an old dish. No way. And they've probably had bread. They had wine too back then? They were so advanced. Yeah. Wait.

But what was before bread? Whet? Fish. Wheat? Fish. Yeah, it was like... Burgers were made after Jesus died. Okay, but for real, though, which came first?

Chicken or the egg? Because I think the chicken... It was the egg. That makes no sense. The chicken... I know, I'm sorry. The chicken had to start, and then the chicken just decided to one day just... That's awesome.

Like, the chicken gets out of the water and then starts walking on two legs. The chicken, the chicken's formulated from a fish. Oh, bro. But they have eggs. Evolution is not. And then turned into a raptor and then turned into chicken. Oh my, my flipping gosh. It might be the egg.

It had to have been the egg. If you want to go, if you want to play the evolution route, it wasn't like a three-day thing. Because if you look at early life in the beginning stages, it is a little molecule with one eyeball just floating in the world. Yeah. And then it grows into something bigger. That's an egg.

Oh, who made that? Me. God! I need to go pee and then I gotta go to the doctors. I think that the big, the big fucking bang shit did that thing. Big fucking bang shit.

Dude, there's a lot of holes in that shit. They're trying to recreate it. Scientists are realizing that they're fucking dumb as dirt and that they're like realizing you have to go to the potty. I have to use the bathroom.

Okay. Okay. But I watched a three hour video of how the earth was made. Farewell, Isaac. No farewell nothing? That's how you're leaving. Bang.

Tanner's thing or Tanner was talking You took off your headphones I know I have to pee really bad You're a monster Sorry guys We'll see you later I vote for me in office

Look at my cool hat And I'll tell me no I'll see you back Bye dude Go group Later I'm You're good bro Don't vote for him

He's the green party How's I guess he's a bathroom And then he's gonna go drive 120 miles an hour In a 60 It'll be chill Hey I'm not in it Did you see that tweet

Where's like I had a dream I was watching the debate And there's a third party called the Gleaks And it was like a Joe Biden. He was like missing an ear. He was like, I had a weird dream that there was a third party called the Gleeks and it was

like Biden. It was like presidential debate and debate was green and there was like an alien. That'd be good. We need aliens, man. Yeah. We need to fucking aliens to come on. Do we need aliens to take over? We're accepting any aliens.

I want to hop on the podcast and talk to him. How do we know that they're alien? You would make the world funny. how do we know what the aliens aren't among us right now oh well i mean surely i think so yeah for sure i've seen a UFO i've seen yummy do some weird shit oh yeah oh yeah yeah he's taking off his fingers i'm putting him back and when he's like slaps his baby feet together like that and he's like when he's eating like that and he slaps his belly a lot like yeah yeah yeah i feel like that's like his weird inner alien yeah that's his way of communicating his communication

behavior back home i don't know anyone else who behaves like that whenever they get they get food. Aside from like my cat, Fento. A cat does that? No, he doesn't do that. He just gets to zoomies. But, you know,

yummy gets to zoomies. I bet you guys miss me trying to reach for your food, pretend to eat it and say, I'm just kidding. You never do that to me. He only did it to me and I actually don't miss it.

I don't miss it. I like to leave Larry alone because he works hard. I want to leave him his meal. I want to leave him his meal. Bro. Dude, I won't see Tanner for like three, four days at a time.

He'll sneak down the stairs, walk up to me, pretend he does that, and then just, I'm like, walk away and I never see him the entire day ever again. It was like the craziest routine interactions ever. That's my love language. I think back like I missed that.

I miss where. That is my love language. I'll be honest. I do not miss that because I do, I'm like a pit bull with my food. It's on bag. I don't, you know how it is?

If people get close to my food, I, I'll probably just not eat it anymore. One I think it's a germs. I just don't fuck with germs. I blink. You're like, I don't want it. I don't want it.

I don't want it. putting your hands in my food, I'm like, dude. You're thermophon. You can wipe your butt three times with your hand, dip it in like a bag of Doritos and I'd eat the Doritos. If I was a dog, I would definitely have food aggression, for sure. Put you down. I put a cone on you.

That's fine. Put me down, bro. All right, put a cone on you, actually. That's a better solution. Yeah. Can't lick your privates anymore, huh? Yeah, can't get your own car. Yeah, huh? Yeah. Can't eat now without me's feeding it to you, huh? I'm a dog, dude.

what all right outside I don't fucking go out outside right now if I could be one animal thanks for asking if I could be one animal in the world I would probably be a fucking lobster or a sea turtle what a lobster

they live forever why would you want to live for why would you be a crustacean because I want to see why you both do the same arm shit what the fuck I want to be I want to live for as long as I possibly can to see how the world evolves. Well, I'd be a mole rat.

I want to see hoverboards. Huh? Would you be able to comprehend that as a lobster? I think of it. I think of it like this. I live for 150 years of a fisherman pulls me out of the water and he's like, oh shit, this guy's as old as dirt.

I'm going to throw him back in to see how long he lives. And then I live again. And I got to see how old the lobster? You're able to tell. Look it up. Look up how... They move slower. They're just big.

Look at world's biggest lobster. World's biggest. lobster. We've seen this. 200 pound lobster. Ew. That can't be real. That actually cannot be real.

That one's not real. That's real. Okay, that's real. I need to see a video of the world's biggest lobster. Okay, look up world's oldest lobster. World's oldest lobster tells a story. World's youngest turtle. Dude, I'm going to look at that old lady and I was like, which one's with?

132 years old That's what I'm trying to say How can you tell 140 Damn that lobster A That lobster A D Bro I feel like they have like rings on them Like wood

No Like trees Look up world's oldest sea turtle Them fuckers live forever Because they don't have World's oldest alligator Because they don't have like predators Dude no they have creditors

No they have predators It's a tortoise It's a tortoise you're thinking of Oh yeah sorry But you know it's kind of crazy It's like it's like fucking it's like they're storming the beaches of Normandy but the opposite way when they're first born

it's crazy you ever see that they all run to the water and they get like picked off by like birds and shit Jonathan is the world's oldest tortoise 1832 that's ridiculous holy fuck

Eddie white actually seen all the world wait he's still he's still alive uh willie vlog you gotta go see him yeah we're gonna go take a list

and then cook him a lot Oh my God And then take off a shell and wear it Yeah It's fucked up Dude sit on him See how like you know How strong he is

Oh man Look up the turtle bag zoo It makes me strong Turtleback How can they live that mom Yeah I'm gonna tell you something crazy Oh hell no this shit is in Jersey

You got giraffed Turtleback zoo Riding turtles Look up riding turtles Never heard of Jersey What? If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure

Something about a turtle dying because people were riding Um Oh no Dead turtle Lion dies Lion dies at Turtlebag Zoo Dude they're all dying in there

Turtle malls lion New Jersey is a good place to be Turtle slowly eats lion Lion never noticed I could be lying Hold on let me just check to see You could be lying Lion never notices

One of the three lines At the Turtle Bag Zoo died from what officials believe was a guess what the fuck is that gastrointestinal disorder oh like he died kind of chill who the fuck is that oh wow that's barren no it's baron no it's crazy

the turtle bag zoo okay I think I lied oh well dude that's I heard like an old it's like an old folks tale um look up um look up horseshoe crab blood no watch

is that gonna restrict this no no I'm being dead watch horsesher black blood is used for medicines look What the f is it blue Slurp Oh no They're not happy

They have like a tycoon they have like a whole armation Dude they're not happy They're not happy like that Fuck Okay so here is what it does This is what it does Sorry I'm gonna So horsey crab blood

Is used in the medical And pharmaceutical industries To test for bacterial Contamination in vaccines Intravenous fluids And medical devices So the blood contains a protein I'm just going to say it's called LAL,

which clots in the presence of bacterial toxins. It's used to detect endotoxins, which are bacterial substances that can cause fevers and be fatal to humans. So you're using it as a way to be able to, you know what I'm saying? So if it clots, then that means that it's going to be toxic to humans. Well, that's genius how we figured that out. Yeah, who the fuck figured that out?

Nerd. Some loser did nothing all day. Yeah. It was out of your mind. for real forward out of your mind so there we go man all right well yeah that does call up all of our time there yeah factual podcast

the factual podcast the interesting animal group fact podcast hey group facts podcast baby see we're not so stupid podcast I don't know I have to follow up everything I say with but no way what do I follow up with uh

I don't know I'm not too sure yeah it's like something like that I'm not too sure oh I don't know and this will be my setup for the time being in Washington. Yeah, it's been for the time being. You gotta set up more shit, dude. You just have one fucking TV up in there. Dude, I got Jake the dog.

What else you want from me? More. One more. Where's Finn? Where's Fiona? You're right. I know. All right.

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