The Group Chat - #115 - Spreading Misinformation..

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

The LIE Chat MISINFORMATION-cast strikes again with wives' tales and finding out what an air fryer actually does. Like lets be real.. WHAT DOES IT DO? | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure that we're going to have the audio play in the background of that intro. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast episode 230. Episode 230, you guys. What? We've been doing this for five years. Do you actually know what episode it is? It's like 121. This is a special one.

212? 212? No. 69. Is it two years officially? 15? No, it's just the number. Yeah, 115.

15. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, baby. I don't know. Zombies, why don't. You're sweaty, what? I'm dry.

Oh, look it. That's awesome, dude. It's great. I'm dry. I'm dry. I'm like the same. You have to make it inclusive for people who don't play zombies, though.

All right, so let's go down the timeline. Dude. What's it? Was it there like zombies lore where like when you were just playing it and search and destroy, people thought you would go one, one, five, one, one. Yeah, people thought you were like putting in like a little secret code for zombies like the lore. In multiplayer. How to get the rate gun in multiplayer?

Yes. I fucking missed that. By the way, Tanner, goatee. What is, what is, you just, I'm sorry,

you look like my dad. You look, you look like a father figure. What is that? Yeah, dude. Just to go to. You should actually just rock the goatee.

See how it looks for a while. Tanner, can we hook you up to a polygraph and ask you a really important question? Yeah, I don't know if it's you. Mr. Do you have half an orange in your mouth? Are you half an orange?

Oh. Mr. I used to have half an orange in my mouth. are you still rocking oranges are you rocking oranges or no I'm rocking oranges I'm rocking oranges I eat seven oranges the other day seven sweet there was a little time dude eating too much fruit like makes me feel sick

I had like a whole canister of grapes and it like made me feel very strange afterwards I eat infinite fruit like I'm talking cherries I'm talking oh my god pineapple oh wait yeah there's a lot of sugar I forget that fruit. Just because it's fruit,

don't mean you could eat it. Fun police. Fun police. Fun police. Woo. All right. Yeah, go ahead. Eat your hard way, dude.

Go ahead, man. Have fun. You got caught uncle. He said fun police. Yeah, but he's calling you like, you know, funcle. Funco. There you go.

Funkal pop. Gotcha. Gotcha. Ladies and gentlemen, make sure you use code group for 10% off with your new lean. Lean, you can drink as much as you want. Absolutely.

Actually, yeah. And it can taste. like many fruits instead of just one. Why do you one fruit when you can have a whole Entra? And make sure to try it with ice because with ice, it tastes, um, it's actually a flavor we It's a whole new drink. We made it so that it reacts to the ice. All right. Let me drop some knowledge. Let me drop some

value on the podcast before we go any further, okay? I learned two things recently. You just said ice and then you just said you could drink as much of something as you want. I learned two things recently. Larry back up. Sit back. Sit back. Because this is going to blow. you away, so you need to hold on. It's gonna blow you get right. Hold onto my leg. I learned that you could pretty much have as much B12 as you want ever.

Like there's like you can't have too much B12. And I learned that. You can have like 40,000. Dude, I started taking this like daily supplement or whatever. And we're not paid by the company so we're not gonna sponsor him. Or we're not gonna like shout him out, but um, I mean, your boy, Roy put me on. I'll say that much. So if you wanna figure out, it'll be easy to figure it out if you check out your boy

because he's the goat. But anyways, in the daily supplement, it has like 9,000% of your thousand percent of your recommended B12 amount in it, which is ridiculous. And it made my piss bright neon yellow. That sounds fatal. You're radiation. Why do you want B12? Well, it gives you energy.

It's like a natural, like, energy boost. It gives you wings. It converts food you eat into energy. The only person I trust about this information is, is that's true? What? Yeah, that's true. Wait.

About B12? Yeah. I don't know. B12? Well, he got it. It is true. Yeah, I believe. Oh, wait, this is the misinformation podcast.

Yes. is really true. You should take B-12 squared and you'll unlock. V-144. Dude, wait, listen, because there's more information that's going to happen. This is going to blow your mind.

I learned that drinking ice water, because you're talking about ice, iced water burns more calories than drinking root temperature water. Yes, but it quenches your thirst a little bit slower.

That's ridiculous. Dude, because people, people like literally weigh out like net negatives and positives to the point where like there's literally caloric burning that you do in your day by like fidgeting, you know, whatever, like moving your hands, like bouncing your legs.

And then apparently if you do like X amount of cardio, there's diminishing returns because if you go over a certain amount of like threshold and calories burned, you burn less throughout your day because your body conserves its energy and you fidget less. So like the more effort you put in past a certain point the less you get. Isn't that crazy to think about? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Your body is a machine It's so, it's like hardwired Like you don't even have control your brain bro Like you don't even have control of anything You are not in the driver's seat bro You are not doing that Yeah you do Yeah he just proved

You are not in the driver Dude You are controlled by fibers and like neurons And you don't even know what's happening Half the time There's an interesting video by Exurbia about that Exact premise Exurbia

It's like you aren't What are you like You don't control anything. It's crazy. We're all passing. Being a living hell ride. It's actually kind of weird. That's a weird vibe. If you can name your brain, what would you name it instead of brain? Hendron. Hendrick. Hendrick. Hendrick. Kendrick.

Hendrick. Hendron. Hendrickson. Oh, Hendrick. Hewy. Hewee. Hewee. Yeah, I have a story to tell. It's just a slice of life for you. So I was chilling in here and then I look up left and there's like a spider web like across my ceiling and I'm like whoa

and I see the spider that's doing it he must have just started it that night and I had to kill him because he was encroaching on my space and I felt bad about it because like what if he thought I was mad chill and he was like I'm gonna post up

right next to you because he wouldn't do such a thing and you violate every like spider alone I'm just like but he was like I couldn't let him make his entire web just for me to turn it down just for me to destroy it well was he paying rent

you. Yeah, is he paying you rent? No, he wasn't. I'm great value today. I'm Mr. Value, man, because guess what I learned about spiders recently? Oh, shit! You know, wiki! I've always been, like, under the impression that, like, black widows and brown recluses and all the spiders,

if they bid you, they would kill you, like, they just straight up don't. Like, they barely do anything. Black widows? Yeah. Well, they also don't want to. I think it's... Yes, it's also hard to get there to bite you. Yeah.

They just don't get them. Like, they will not kill you. Are they venomous or... They are pretty friendly. Yeah, apparently to chill. on the other hand though rattlesnake bites will fuck you up for like two months and and like you can't walk like your leg could literally like rot away from necrosis and stuff yeah what a daddy a daddy long legs is those those are going to say go ahead and say

the myth bro because I don't know what you're gonna say bro I'm here because I think you're like the same thing their fangs are so small they can't bite humits but they actually no it's not true dude I actually looked it up let's look it up let's look it up because I'm I missed her value today bro I'm a walking book today wait I have something that's walking in admit. I don't know if I admit this on the podcast, but you know, you said that black widows don't hurt people. What do you mean? That's not what I said. Well, you said like they don't kill people, they don't bite people.

Misinformation. They don't try to bite people too much. They do not try to, no. I waterboarded one like two weeks ago. Like there was one, there was one outside on my back patio, and I saw it up in the ceiling, and I just, I squared it with so much water until it drowned. Because I was so scared of it. Wow. It's incorrect. Yeah, you monster.

It's incorrect. The school teacher misinformed her class. Welcome back to the misinformation. information podcast. Did you know? You did it again. You misinformed. You misinformed again with full confidence. Black widows don't even hurt. Wait, you mean daddy long legs? No, black widows.

What? Daddy long legs have the most poisonous teeth in the world. Isaac said that daddy long legs with full confidence, full chest puffed. Don't hurry you. They said that daddy long legs, their fangs are too short to bite humans and that is a incorrect. That is a false. It was a really popular fact. It was a popular life tale. It's not a fact.

It was a lie. It was passed around in grade school for sure. It's really popular. Why do they call that wife's tells? Because like wives just be... The wife be talking, bro. They'd be talking. Gossip beans. Why your wife always got to walk in, bitching about they, period?

Oh, God! Speak your truth, bro. I mean, fuck you. What are you doing, grunk? Don't say that. What? Let's make a wife still. That's a wife's still right there, dude.

You may have ball cramps once every, like, three, like quarter of the year? I do, actually. Raise your hand if you feel your balls for, bumps oh wait what oh bumps yeah I feel inside of them I squeeze them I mean really you should yeah yeah yeah cancer brus yeah like how do you know like you want me to help you

I'll shit with it but like how would you wouldn't you just know though like no you want me to check you just there's no pain there's no nothing you just get to feel it no you're not like no you're not ladies should it's not like a pinching rub oh yeah balls unless you don't let's under that hell come pop that trunk one time I had a feel like I had a lump no lump though Okay.

Dude, it'd be fudged up to get cancer. What in the group do you think? Would you say, drunk? It'd be terribly to get cancer. Like, that's so sad. That is so sad. That is horrible. Unless you catch it really, really early,

and then you're able to get rid of it. Yeah. Ninja did. You didn't do all you people with cancer and cancer survivors. Live. Because his nails were like live. Oh, I saw that. Somebody, yes.

Yeah. And then he, yeah. Yeah, like, he had, like, white marks on his nails. When he was doing a video and people were in the country, like, you should check that out. And he had, like, something early. Yeah. I think it might have been some form of cancer or something.

What do you think? Oh, go ahead. There was a guy who used to do a TV show called like Fixer Up or something or like flip or flop or one of those. And I think, I think this also could be false. But I'm pretty, he definitely had thyroid cancer or like cancer that like was obvious from some like bulge in his neck or something. And I think of like just the tumor you could see it.

And like somebody literally emailed in like, dude, I saw this. You did get a checked out. And then he did. Yeah, he did. And then he got to check out. That's wild. That's insane. Hey, quick question. Do you guys ever write down

I, like, things to talk about? No. Because you're afraid of forgetting it. I used to way along ago. If I'm on my phone, that's usually what I'm doing. I'm not trying to be rude, but like, I don't want to cut you off. I also want to ask a question.

Who do you think would benefit the most from a lobotomy in the group? What the hell? What does the lobotomy do? That's like, just, just makes you brain dead. Well, it makes you brain dead, but like... Yeah, I don't think anyone needs that. Everyone would suffer. They would, like, stick, like, a long, like, fucking rod through your nose and

fucking play with your brain. Or through your eyeball. It's like a crazy vibe. I would hate to be alive during that. You got to get it's back. I do. You have a plague? Here's a,

it's crazy. Like, like, the people were like mentally ill and then after the lobotomy, they're like completely flat and not even human anymore. It's like,

no, dude, they're really sad at first and then they, and they're smiling afterwards. Dude, it's perfect happiness. Yes. It's infinite happiness.

They lost for some reason, like, majority of their hair. I don't know the full reason for that, but... Have you seen the videos with, like, the green fields and the rainbows and the dolphins and the soap bubbles and, like, the... I want that to be my brain. I want somebody to do that to my brain for like an hour.

Dude, that's honestly Grunk's brain, but with a little bit of weed now, too. Yeah, I'm chill like that. Just threw that in there. Some great smokes. Yeah. Just a little smoke. Every now and again, a cloud waves in, but then it goes away. And then the dolphin has a blunt, and then...

Yeah. I would love to... I would actually love to see inside of Grunk's mind for, like, one. day just living it to see what it's like just be chill that's all you got to do that's all you have to do

and put yourself in other people's shoes that's all you're off what if their feet are too small live out hey grung it's all about perspective baby grunk when you see a prism there's like amazing rainbows

that come out of it do you ever question it you ever look at that things like that do you question things I record it oh damn

crazy I I question it to an extent like if I don't know what's going on, but I know how a prism works. Like that's... What if I warned you and told you that we're in the Matrix and that I'm made of code?

Brough! I'd have to break free. How'd you break free? Would you do what Andrew Tate did and tell all those hundreds of thousands of people to say... Yes. I would start Hustlers University too and call it Grinders University and...

Grinders Institute. Yeah, Grinders Institution. And it'd be chill. Yes. Sorry. Yes. What's your issue, man? I'm fucking around with the mic. So, like, if you don't like... like it like sorry bro like what hey Larry's just gonna be a bro like we're not like a billion dollar like

set up here we got like we're struggling okay no this is like half a billion somewhat half a billion this isn't Joe Rogan podcast this is Rojogan Rojogan Rojogan keeps it pretty chill he's so pretty full do you think if we were a billion dollar podcast you could have me and Tanner as like

holograms in the seats and stuff yes yes you guys would be like you would be here by here with like a perfect mic yeah He would be right here He would be like to emulate things Yeah Yeah

You can walk around You can grab some fucking drink from here Wait wait you know coffee Zilla You know how he like goes up to his fake Bar Tender like robot guy and asks some questions I'm sorry man Oh man I mean Not like that

I mean to do that I like coffee Zilla It's fake Santa Claus is dead And dead And dead for real He got shot in Detroit He was trying to do a delivery

Yeah Oh Oh Oh Anyways, I want Tanner and Grunkus two bartenders back here Just kind of rolling around on their little robot wheels That'd be cool Billion dollars by the way

Spongebob Yeah, yeah, give you hologram Eloaf If there's any, if there's any billionaire investors that want to put money In your fucking podcast for whatever reason You're bored You know, we got some ideas, eh? So I come on down, come on down

Do you group with your podcast and watch another episode Plankton and Karen had such a wholesome marriage She was always there. looking after him. No, bro. She was constantly plugged into the chum bucket and she couldn't be trapped in that restaurant. And she made him like holograph food that he never

appreciated. And he couldn't even eat it. He couldn't eat it. But he also didn't appreciate it. Technically he could eat it because plankton feed off photosynthesis. Oh. True. That's light.

That made sense. Yeah. That makes so much sense. Yeah. I never understood that. Yeah. You got to think deeper. Well, if he was so sick of meat loaf,

how come he just in like hologam a new meal? I don't know. Maybe he didn't code. She wasn't coded enough. Like she wasn't built right. Maybe she said, never mind. Let's talk about something really,

really, really relevant right now. Ice show speed jumping and Lamborghini. More relevant than that. Did he do that? That's not relevant? That's not relevant. Fuck. How did he do that?

Sorry. Logan Paul's about to do it. He did apparently three times. Yeah, Logan, no, Logan Paul already did it. He did it twice. There is. Two cars back to back. Or two Lamborghinies back to back.

What did they do it, bro? It's called being outside in heaven. fun. That's all it is. Jumping and playing. I know some people in my fucking city who could have done it easily. It's called horsing around. You know who I did it? Long time ago, Tyler the creator. Well, I'm not worried about jumping high enough. I'm worried about timing

my jump so my feet don't get clipped and then I eat shit and die. I don't think you'd die. I probably couldn't jump on labor. But it has to go fast enough so that when you're in the air, it goes under you. Like, you're not landing on the roof. You can hear in the video, they only go in first gear and they hit the revilometer. So they're only going.

20. Dude, you would get so fucked up. you guys hit by Lamborghini going 2030. You still get fucked up, but Lamargett's also like, well, I've never seen one in real life, so I don't know. Kobe Bryant faked it. Oh. He actually,

so that's where everybody pretty much got this idea from. Kobe Bryant, uh, marketing genius. I don't know whose idea it was, but he fake jumped a Lamborghini on YouTube back in like 2008, 2007. And it's still on YouTube.

He also did another stunt where I'm pretty sure he jumped a pool full of snakes. And it was to promote his shoes. Damn. There's a creature. Hold on. Whoa. That's a new creature. There's a new.

Where did that creature come from? That's new. It's just on your shoulder? Who is he? Arr. Like, Arc first of me. I wrote the kettle.

Wait, wait, it's gonna speak. It's gonna speak. What do you want to say? Do you do? Wow. Wow.

Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. Don't take fun. Dude. How old is he? Like, oh, he's showing his ass.

Oh. Don't show your. bud, dude. How did you teach the cat to sit on the shoulder? Because I want to teach my cat. She kind of just like walks around on me the entire time. What do you mean she does? You brought her in and you put her on your shoulder. Oh, I thought she jumped up there by yourself. She guys does this

like randomly. I don't know why. I was just sitting here and she like jumped up on me. Look, she's like, oh, she likes the microphone. Where's that fucking ugly ass, I'm sorry for being disrespectful here. Where's that ugly ass dog with like the weird eye? And it's like, it looks almost like half dead. The gobby and tibing about.

Well, unfortunately, it passed away. Oh, wow. Tanner, you'll never be seen him again. Larry, you should have been like, yeah, let me go bring him. And you just bring him back a call and you're like, yeah, bro. This is all we have left. You need to take five. Dude, you're a butthole forever for a year.

I'm going to actually start smoking cigarettes now. That was really rough. But he's up there and he's eating hot dogs. I know. Hot dogs in heaven. May he rest. You should have brought back his. urn full of ash.

He was so old. You would eat a hot dog? If you guys could see that dog. His real age? Oh my God. I thought you just brought him down. 16. Hey, can he pump the key?

Like at least 16. Dude, pump the cat like a shotgun and then shoot it. Aw. He's going to get it. Do they F with this? I don't know. It's poor fuck. Food.

I mean, if you raise your cat and if you like hold it in crazy ways, it won't care anymore. Wow. Yeah, that cat seems so chilling. Or you can grab by the back of its neck. Dude, this cat is not chill. Look at that. Yeah, dude.

Oh my gosh. I was at my friend's house and we were outside and there was a black cat with a collar on. And it came up to us and I was petting it. And it was doing like the love bites thing. And I was being such an idiot. Like I was just putting my finger in its mouth. And then it just tromped down like full force and literally like it went through my finger. And like I heard a crunch.

And I was worried. And my finger got... But like, it literally, like, sounded like it bit into a fruit. It was crazy. Have you ever fed a horse? Yeah. Scary. It is kind of scary.

But they're kind of gentle. They use their lips first to kind of feel it out. My horse used to, like... The lips are so soft. Like sniff. And then I'll hold the carrier like near him. And then he'll buy it. And then he'll feel my finger first.

And he'll stop and you'll look at me. And then I'll, like, push it in a little bit. And then it'll start eating again. He's so funny, dude. They do use the rest of the piece as well. No one died, too. All these animals. die, man. Have you ever fed

a calf, baby cow? Because that is crazy. Milk. I feel like they're way more aggressive or like just didn't get a fuck about you. They're so wet. They're so wet. Like I'm like feeding it alfalfa and it's like, it's eating it's eating it. The hell is that? My whole hand. It is like eating my hand. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

Yeah, you can. What is alfalfa? It's like a... It's like a meat? Weird. Hey. No, it's not like a hell of it. No, it's kind of like vegetable thing. Like plant. It's like me. Hey. Hey.

Hey. It's weird. All right. All right. Yeah. I'm trying to think, yeah, I don't know. I fed some weird animals. Drafts are funny to feed.

They got big purple tongues. They're fucking annoying, though. We were into one of those car rides where you have to go through all the animals. Like it's a road. And they go in your car and they start going, no. I wanted to do that for a group video. No, they're so fucking annoying. It's going to mess up everything.

They take their heads and they bang it like hammers on top of the car. Is this going past? It's really scary. Oh, we talked about it. Didn't we draft fighting? Yeah, they swing their necks and hit each other They swing their necks Like, do you think you could be one in a neck swing?

I think if I like grabbed its ankle and like snapped it backwards, I could like kill it. Whoa Like just want to like a baby like back leg of it Like a baby's back leg? I'll like grab a knife, I'll go to the top of its neck And I'll slide all the way down with it Like a four foot giraffe I could probably kill a four foot giraffe

Just a glimpse in my reality Do people like you for sport? I don't think anybody hunts giraffe No, because nobody gives a shit about giraffe Unless they're like doing like trophy hunting or something like that Which is like Lehme's hell Dude don't they um Actually yeah

I was the conservationists or whatever The people who like try to preserve like the rhinoceros population They will Trenquilize and preemptively saw off In a cleaner way the rhinos thing So that the poachers don't just The ivory

Yeah So the poachers don't just kill it And then take the horn or whatever It's fucked They like have to do it to save the life of the rhino Like I'm pretty sure Does it grow back? I actually have no fucking

fucking clue. Let's check it out. I'm pretty sure they like saw off parts of it so like the whole thing isn't gone. Don't they grow like fingernails but not as fast? I genuinely have no idea. I know crab legs and crab claws and shit grow back. Look at that. Like fingernails.

They grow back with time. That's sweet. Have you ever seen a rhino fight another rhino? Because I haven't. Oh my God. His whole horse gone. Jesus Christ. Don't show that one.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh. Xbox. Just get out of here. Wow. Get out. Holy.

Run! Let's talk about some crazy and actually relevant today, which is the fact that the Olympics are going on. That is a fuck. That is happening. That is. And there was a lot of, dude, there was a lot of angry people. There's a lot of issues over in Paris. There were terrorists attacks already. What? Damn. I don't hear about that. Yeah, of the railway systems. The only thing I've heard about the Olympics was, first of all, the, I think the athletes got spoiled by like a lot of cool stuff that they got. But also that there's shitty beds that they got?

Yeah. Prevent the cardboard. Yeah. And also, I guess the whole thing. Dude, let them do it. Let the Olympians do it, bro. We need more people like them. Let them breed.

We need more specimen like that. Breed all day. It's like mixing Pokemon types. I'm pretty sure there was some freaky guy out there who tried to pay for LeBron James

and Serena Williams to have a baby. Whoa, that's cool. They're just two like random people who don't even know each other. Okay, yeah, never mind. Just playing God by just like taking like... He's like, I'll give you $10 million.

to have a child. Squidward and the pickle. Please. LeBron James is the goat. 39 years old, Kerry, Team USA and basketball. I don't know how he does it. It's inarguable.

Yeah, that of the king. He's like 46 and doing that. I don't believe that. He has like beard hair. I mean, he has like gray in his beard. He does have gray. He is gray. He has beard hair.

And so is Kevin Hart. He dies his beard for sure because he's had gray in his beard for years now, but it's gone away and come back multiple times. Yeah, there was a sabotage. There was a fucking train networks that were sabotaged two days ago. A train?

Paris is crazy. The one time I went when I was a kid, there was protests and, like, riots happening. Dude, Paris is a shit hole. Yeah. Yeah, what the Paris like now? I saw something about the river

that they were supposed to be swimming in. It was like really unsafe for the swim in and they couldn't do it because it had like nine times or something, the amount of Ebola inside of it. Why would there be a, a safe amount of Ebola in a river.

Like nine times a safe amount. We should do. Yeah, how is there a safe amount? I'd rather take one time Ebola than nine times. I think I'm with you there. Don't exceed this daily amount of Ebola or else you'll actually get front of it. I mean, I'll get a little bit, but if there's nine times, I'm like, oh, shit. Ebola was like the first real shit post, I feel like.

And when Ebola came out, that was like first world thing. Everybody was geek. That immediately turned into like. You know, swine flu. Swine flu. remember? Was that a meme? No. Yeah, it was. Swine flu? What was a meme? Swine flu? There was only Ebola. Okay, first of all,

Ebola, people were making fun of it because it looked like the Disney logo. Remember how it, like, wrapped up? No, I don't remember that. What? Look it up. I think you've been on this earth for ten times longer than us. I don't know. Look up Ebola. The swine flu is like 1980s. He's like, no, the black plague in 1586. That was the first shippost. The swine flu was a lot, man. Dude, the black plague was a huge shit post.

Yeah, look. People were like trying to pretend like, It was, look right there. Where it is? The Disney logo there. I see it. The Mickey Mouse ears. What? I've never heard about that.

Okay, then maybe that's my wife still that I just started it. I mean, it does look like Mickey Mouse, so I can see that happening. When I think about Ebola, I think about like, you know, VR chat. What? Hold on, hold on. It's a connection because you got Uganda knuckles, you got VR chat, you got Ebola, you got too mad. You got all these things happening. Am I tripping?

No, you're right. Okay, there you go. Isaac. Shut the hell up, Isaac. Aren't your wife's still? All right. Now, look up swine flu. That is so old.

Dude, I only know about these. Listen, guys, I only know about these because of the-H-1N-1. You guys remember? That's what it was. I only know about these because of that one game. H-1 Z-1? We're like trying to infect the whole world. Oh, oh.

Plague ink. Plague ink. You couldn't lose that. It was like impossible. No, yeah. because you would, the strat was to start in China because China has a big population. Once get all of China, that's like a billion people. Then you move on

around Asia and then you fly over to the U.S. and then it's just easy. You wouldn't know I would fly to fly. I would always start in Iceland because it was the hardest freaking country. That was the hardest one. Yeah, there's like two people there. I would always do Iceland. Yo, who's watching this in Iceland? I was a wife. Any Iceland? Come on.

Icelandic. Hey, is it a wives tale about how Iceland was named Iceland because the Vikings wanted people to think that it was. Yes. is that real or I think that actually is real or fake because I remember my dad told me that one time Learning about Greenland and Iceland

I was like what the hell is going on I see I think was prominently been called three names in Len Icelandia directly from Icelandic blah blah blah blah blah blah Is there anything to legitimize

I think it's their name It's Greenland I think A Norseman named Okay why are Iceland Greenland named the opposite Right there Why are Iceland In Greenland

A thousand years ago, the area The Vikings landed in Greenland Probably to hunt walruses for their ivory Okay So it makes perfect sense that it would be green And the Vikings would call it Greenland Isn't Greenland all ice? Yeah, isn't that the whole thing?

Oh, it was warmer. Isn't that the joke that the Greenland is like ice? I think the joke is Iceland's all beautiful and greenland Wait, did they mix up Iceland and Greenland Look, scroll down? Did they mix up? Yeah, that is a question.

The story is filmed. Oh, man. Wow. Wives tell us podcast, Wivesstone. Wow. The Wivesdale cast. How much, how many more factoids

We're the debunking podcast today. Yeah, what the hell? We lied a lot. How? What's, what's like a something your mom told you one day, one time, just once and you get up.

Oh yeah. What? Not like that, bro. Brother fuck is so sleepy. Get up. Get up. I don't know. I'm trying to think because, like,

if anything, all of the Wives tales that I would ever heard, would be in like middle school. And that's how I was. Just talk shit because they acted like they knew that kids tells. Yeah. Yeah.

It wasn't even the kids. It was my teacher. Oh, teacher tells. Oh, you were homeschooled. I was not homeschooled for as long as you think. I think you were. It wasn't my mom. It was my teacher.

You were home schooled, yeah. My teacher was so hot, bro. We were picking on the homeschooled kids. I was home school. I was home school for two grades. I was home school.

You don't get it. Two grades. You don't get it. I wanted to fuck my school. Did your mom watch the podcast? Yeah, okay, let's go back. Explain that. Let's go ahead.

Go ahead. Apologize. Actually, enhance the volume. Nah, keep it in, keep it in. Have you ever seen those? You ever see those clips where they're keeping on? You ever see those clips for like the, it's like, it's like, it's like so many surfers and they replay it. When they do a trick, they slow it down and they replay it.

You're so red, dude. You're so red. He said his mom watches it. He's like a mafia guy. He said, he said, it my watch is, eh, what are he wants?

He said, my watch is it. Come on. You can't keep it in. It's my watchers. Come on, my mom watches the podcast. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Why'd you look at me? I was looking at everybody. I was looking at everybody. After it all, just looks straight at me.

You're directly in front of me. He's like, all right, he's like, all right, I looked at Tanner growing two times. I looked at Isaac two times. look at Nick once.

You gotta creatively bleep it out. Okay, all right. Just find ways to make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. And I keep it in. Alright, I'll keep it in. All right.

Yeah. What were you saying? We were talking about Iceland and Greenland. Oh, yeah. They were like mixed up, but it really wasn't. And wives tales. We were trying to think, we're trying to think of wives' tales. Yeah, that's true.

I'm going to look up some wise skills. I don't know, dude. It's hard. Not because. Being hot. Like being hot and doing something to cool you. down. I know there's something in that realm. Like, what is it? Being hot, something cool you down. I don't know.

Ben's cool me down, so that's true. Well, what I do know, what I do know that's real, that's not actually a wife still. I learned this back in, I think it was in like senior year or something like that. I had a computer science teacher and she said that if you're really hot, all you have to do is roll your sleeves up and roll your pants up because your heat, your like heat sensor things in your body or your forearms, your legs, and your head. The fuck. just like if you're hot

that's why you roll up your sleeves that's why you roll up your legs and that's why if you're question pause because you got a massive haircut a few months or weeks ago was it like weird huh was it did you feel any cooler at all

like period at all because you had a head of hair bro you feel a breeze you had a lot of hair talking about when like I was in like we're in Vegas no bro when you're your haircut you got you got a buzz cut

we buzzed all yeah that one off yeah yeah no you can definitely feel the breeze Okay, cool. Wait, I thought that, like, your extremities, like your hand, that's where you have gloves. It's where you have socks. Well, that's, like, to prevent your fingers from, like, falling off because it's where the blood ends, right?

No, that's where the heat leaves your body first. But, like, you're saying if you wear gloves, right? I'm saying that's why you have to wear gloves. I think they're just the smallest part of your body. Yeah, it's like the last point of your finger, like your body where the blood gets to, if I'm not mistaken. So, like, you know, it'll heat. Your body, if it gets cold, it'll start to retract.

The blood will start retracting and go to, like more vital parts of your body. That's what you're brain is, just telling everything to do. But what I'm trying to say is that like, if you're hot, roll your sleeves up. Dude, you just do it naturally. You don't even have to think about it. It's like, oh, I'm hot. I'm going to roll my fucking sleeves up. I'm going to pull my

pants up right here. Like, she explained that and I was like, wow, I didn't even realize that. But then you got to put it on sunscreen because then you get sun cancer. I'm just saying you're in like a hot room. I forgot my Wives tail. I had one. Wives tale, um, uh, lightning.

I can't do a shower when you're during a storm Wait, what? You can't shower during a storm Can't shower during a storm Oh, what's the sun? Oh my God, because you'll get electrocuted from the water What? That has to be fake.

My grandma told us to get off the computer That is a wives tale Well, if you were swimming in a lake Look it up, bro, because I heard it. Oh, but not in a shower I heard it could be true, bro, look it up, bro. Yeah, the lake one's real. You can't swim in a pool while it's like thundering out

But showering, dude Dude, my grandma told me not to play video games with my headset over my head when they were... Oh! Oh! Yeah. Dude, the CDC? Damn. Get do-dood on, drunk.

Yeah, what is the disease control protection? Yeah, what are they? Why do they have a say in this? What the... Dude, what? Have you guys ever heard spicy foods can cause ulcers? Are you looking up lives tails? It was supposed to be off the dome.

We just said... We don't know any. We just said that we were going to look them off. Okay. I've heard that it's acidic foods cause ulcers not spicy. Eating carrots will improve your eyesight

as a wife's face. Yes. What? That's a wife's nail. I'm real. I ate so many family habits. It made it started

to get kids to eat vegetables probably. It was started during World War II. We all fell free. We're still in World War II. We're still believe in it. In World War II, it started.

Listen to this. Listen to this. It may have been started in World War II when British intelligence spread a rumor that their pilots had remarkable night vision because they ate lots of carrots. They didn't want the Germans to know that they were using radar.

No, we're just eating carrots, bro. We're just ate a lot of carrots, bro. You have to order more carrots. They should have made it a way funnier, like vegetable that sucks, the dick. Oh yeah, like onions. Like onions? We're eating raw onions every day. Two beads

onion or raw onion. Breeding raw beets and radish One whole cucumber Like whole Orange over the long ways Yeah With everything They're like how is they doing this?

You have to eat a full orange With skin and everything A banana with the pee on it Broff And you can see better Mate Oh my God If you go outside

With wet hair You'll catch a cold Oh No that is true That's just straight up true Because I get sick all the time When I have wet hair When you have my hair

Every time you take a shower You step out you just get like really horrible disease you get bronchitis just like that. I mean you get sick with your wet hair and it's cold outside. The bottom line, you, excuse me,

you cannot get sick simply by going outside and cold with wet hair and the cold with her hair. What? Whatever. What if it's like, wait, what the hell? You must come in constant with...

Washington Post. What if you got hypothermia on your ears? Oh, what you know what? That's hypersomnia. Well, that can make you sick. This is real. This is actually real.

Because I knew about this before. Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis. That's not true. Yes. That is not sure. I'm not sure. I think about it.

I'll be honestly that my teacher told me that and I still think about it. What it does do, it's nitrogen, I'm pretty sure. Let me see. What it does do is it infights your knuckles.

I don't think that's true either. I think that's also Wives' Tale. I don't know. I crack my knuckles a lot. Whoa. I got a little... Look up. Just cracking your knuckles

make them bigger. Pretty sure it's a Wives'Tale. Yeah, that's a Wives' Tail for sure. It makes you stronger. I remember a guy. Okay, that's just a lot. What's the gas that's Oh yeah, it contains oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide.

It's fart gas. Part gas. Is it really? I have nitrogen in my knuckles. Yep. And I can just pop this thing up and do it with it. Start huffing knuckles. That's...

Oh, that sounds hard as far. That's nitrous oxide, not nitrogen. Oh, damn it. It's close enough, bro. Yeah, oxygen's in it. That would be... That catch up foot. You read, that's helium.

Yeah, anyways. Oh, damn it. Dude, that was the first time I had inhaled helium in such a long time on my vlog. Oh. And that was fun. That was funny. That was dope. I didn't get lightheaded at all.

Yeah, but you did not want to try any of it. No, I didn't want to be on camera. Sorry. No, I told you like three times. I was like, I don't want to be on camera. You were like, yummy, yummy! And I was like, no. You think you're Drake or something?

No, it wasn't that. It was like, I swear to God, you know. never listen to him because he'd be telling you and you're like, what? I was like, no, dude. Like, because we had just, I don't remember what we had done, but like, I hadn't even showered and I was like sweaty as shit and I was like, I want to go just go back to my room. I'm pretty sure we just got done moving you. Yeah, or I was like getting ready to finish moving.

Oh, that's what I was doing. I was taking down my entire room and putting shit in my car. That's right. And I was, and then you were, and I was like, no, bro, I don't want to be on camera. But yeah. I'm right. I mean, that was just, that was why. Otherwise, I would have loved putting my wet mouth,

deliver that helium-filled balloon and yelling. Oh, yeah. I missed that old house where we could just, like, go to your door and there was never locks on it. We'd just, like, open it up. The door didn't even shut. Oh, yeah, it didn't. Yummy. Yummy. Wake up, yummy. Is it all coming back?

Go away. Yeah, me. That was hell, bro. That was hell. Being in a house where you can't even shut your own door. Yeah, the only one that had the lock was icy. That's, like, the worst person to give a lock, too. Why? Do you remember why?

Don't act like you don't remember why. You was locked in there. Dude, I loved how after we moved out, we were, every single person unanimously agreed that house was so shitty. And Isaac was like, it wasn't that bad. He had like his whole old compound section to the house. Like, of course he didn't think of us that bad. Now, I remember specifically in this house.

There has been group sessions of reminiscence about the house and how cool it was. Even after you guys wanted to move because of how shit it was. No. That house is like actually like North Korea. That was like, Dude, the fucking A-C turned off once and that was it. That's pretty much it.

And that was your little compound and everyone else around you was like fucking scrapping for anything. We had to live with the shitty stench of that fucking awful. That whole house smelled horrible. And it wasn't our fault. There was like some weird shitty backwash coming out of the washing machine. Oh my God.

The AEC was broken for too much straight. Oh, the stench was so bad on that washing machine. It smelled horrible. It was like, it was like if you literally hired 15 random dudes off the street who had never built a house before and we're like, all right, here's a million dollars. Go build a shitty house.

Remember, remember when you guys, you guys were watching so many scary movies that you guys thought that the horrible smell was a sign that the house was haunted? I said it was an omen. Because it's like the first, the first presence of haunting is a horrible run. Dude, and then we got scorpions. I literally

thought we were, like, actually. Dirty scorpions in two months or whatever. It was insane. And then that rat. Oh, and the rat, too. There was a rat. Oh, I was a, the mouse the mouse. Oh yeah, I saw it. He was with us for like a week.

And he was in my room of all places and jumped on my fucking bed. You? And he tucked himself in. Hey, mice. They're fucking dirty. Remember when the awesome? Remember when the Scorpion followed you to the new house and bit your ass and like stung you?

Yeah. Dude, I was in the hot bag chair. Dude, yes. One. That was the only one. Yeah. In this house. Yeah.

In this house. Period. It's like the Campbell's chicken noodle. soup commercial where it like follows them all the way. Guess what, dude? I had one in my new house already. You were just, uh-oh. You're the omen. You're the first omen.

You're the omen. You're the omen. I'm the scorpion guy. I don't know, people were responding to my tweet and they're like, in most cultures, scorpions are never a sign of bad luck in actually good, like good fortune. That's why they stink. Really bullshit. Yeah, because we had 40 scorpions in that old house and where's my good fortune? I haven't won a lottery. No, that's right. Yeah, the AC row for two months.

It was a not a good fortune. not a good fortune either yeah and that was like the most i ever hated isaac my entire life because you're like it's not broken bro it's not oh my god yeah there were actually so many arguments about that it's crazy i hated you i actually hated you yeah because i said i was it not gonna lie that came over told me one thing and then another guy came over and told us all another thing and now i'm like sitting here like okay now why i got to do these things i'm not gonna lie i have to side with yummy on this one only because of the the ac argument that you made about like telling him we to think his ac take take the ac out of your winning

window and then and it didn't help and then you ended up putting the AC unit in your I know because that guy that guy said he was like listen like you gotta you take these out you have to give it like a few hours or a few days whatever the hell yeah I was like pressure zones and like that was the biggest wad of bullshit have ever heard anybody say I kept mine out you took yours out it didn't work and then we just put a me back in and called it the day no I had my name for about a month and every day I heard yummy take it out and every day I said no because my room was about 10 degrees colder to the point where Larry and Tanner

would just come in my room and be like, can I stand in here for a little bit? When did I do that? Dude, I fell in a little bit. A cold tile floor. Actually, Larry wasn't that hot for some reason. You could deal with it. But sometimes you would. Tanner would come in my room and lift his

shirt up over my AC unit in my room and have it blow up his shirt. But yeah, the dumb ass... I was like, I don't think you and then I leave. The dumbass guy told Isaac he was like, think of it like a refrigerator, but there's a leak in your house. And your house is the refrigerator. leaking all the cold air out.

But cold air wasn't blowing. And I was like, and I was like, bro, I literally have this big of a fucking hole of cold air coming in because of my window unit and maybe like this tiny amount leaking out. But like cold air wasn't coming out.

Yeah, that guy knew nothing. Like there was no cold air blowing. That's, that was a problem. Yeah. Yeah. It was like 72 degrees all the time blowing.

It wasn't like it was blowing something and then we just go. What do you mean? Bro, that house upstairs was like 80 degrees. I know, but I'm saying the, The temperature that was blowing out

It was never like cold air It was something like, it was like room temperature air It was never 72, bro. It was 80 degrees upstairs every day. Yeah. My vent was completely turned off. Yeah. Like there was no air.

They just unplugged it. I think they forgot to plug your vent in. Remember when you walked in her attic? You were over in the attic. I was walking around trying to pitch it. He was walking if I fell, I would have died. Yes. He was literally walking on the beams.

And he was like, Larry. I think I'm above the front door. I think I could fall right through It's like a 25 foot drop That's two That's like three stories That'd be so funny to watch

You go Ah Oh yeah yeah yeah Through that like bridge There's so much unseen footage of that house Oh there is Like with the basketball And we would like punt the ball

All the way to the ceiling That was so funny When I visited And you were messing with the basketball That was so funny I like younce it off the walls Actually, Yummy was freaking out, like, hitting some crazy. I don't miss the house.

I missed the activity. Oh, my gosh. The only reason that house was fun was because of the basketball goal that. Who gave a choice again? It was, uh, uh. NIC. No, no, no, Uber. 24 frames and Nick.

He's the only reason that that house was fun. Thank you, 24. And he was very, he was very, very live, actually. The basketball was so fun. When I was asking about it, he was like, dude, please, like, if you boys can just use it and, like, actually like take care of it I'll be so happy and then he saw you like going fucking ham with it he's like I'm so happy

thank you 24 for it thank you was perfect for it like there could not have been a better spot for that dude I just remember all of us just sitting in like the living room and just always throwing up the ball of yummy who was standing on the second floor always going for the craziest trick shots

or whatever he'd be like he would come out just to lay up on the wall I remember I would sit down on the couch Go ahead go ahead You were you were throwing it against the wall The drunk was like the layout You had so many marks

Yeah there was a lot of marks There was Mark Or Isaac would be a sleep so we'd just keep on throwing the basketball Oh Tanner's room Or Tanner's when I was on Tanner come out We just throw him at his wall Dude when you did that my shelf moved And knock down all my shit

That house is made of paper machet straight up. All these houses, I'll be real, all these houses in Austin are made out of paper mache. They're pretty cheap. Yeah, the walls are all like very powdery, like, just so fucking... Be careful if you buy real estate in Austin, these houses are low-key-doodoo. Yeah. In my opinion.

Real talk. Dooky-doo-d-d-d-d-d- Some other houses and they're pretty goaded, but these... They're not worth it. Wait, remember when we would play with the monkeys and the monkey exploded? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That was the house of activities. If we were in that living room, balls were constantly being thrown at that goal.

we'd be sitting on the couch and I'd make a conversation and it would just be like shoot and then somebody would rebound and just toss it and rebound. Did uh Rob Deirdick's show ever take that clip? Oh, ridiculousness? They emailed me and it was like legit and I emailed back but I don't they wanted me to like sign a bunch of documents

and I give them the rights to the video and I was too lazy too and I didn't really care enough. Yeah, fuck that dude. Fair enough. They were like you have to like sign us. You have to like sign this paper and all these other things to give us the rights. You have to interview Rob Deerick and hop on the show and explain what happened. You have to do I was just like, I'm not

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm too lazy to do all that. I don't, I really don't care if Rob Deerdeck reacts to the clip or not. Dude, I would hate it. Like, walking in that show, you say something in that chick he's like, and like everything you say.

You know, imagine you, like, submit the clip and then they're just like bullying you. Like, it has nothing to do with why the clip's funny. And they're just like, oh, that one of the monkey. And you're just like, ooh. Yeah, they didn't even talk about the video. Talk about you the whole time. Like, what the fuck is this guy?

Look at that fucking bull cut, dude. He's like 30 years old with a, with a bowl cut. He just took the roll all for himself and just did it to be by himself. You're robbed your neck for worse, bro. Like, what?

Hello? Why would you just say that? That was so, that was so mean right there what you just did. You're not 30 years old? 29. What the fuck? I find out.

Rob Deer Deerex's actual reaction on live TV. What the hell? What the fuck? We thought you were 30, bro. We did a research. Yeah. Do you think I get that?

Can I pass for 29? Yeah. Wait, what? No. You look younger than 29 to me. What's up, Tanner? If you had, you want to tell him, you want to talk about the message I sent you that one night? Okay, yeah. So I don't know if you guys remember, we're at Red Robin.

I just show everyone my phone. It was Tanner beating some team, 129 to 55 or 60. It was like really impressive. And I find out a little bit later that it was like online play. So he like beat the, beat the hell out of real people, not just like bots and shit. But he sent me a voice message. And I listened to it just the other night. I couldn't hear what the hell he was saying.

But he was laughing his ass off. He was like, dude, I just beat these guys, 120. I had 750 passing yards. And the game's done. The game's done. And I get added. I was like waiting for like cool like GGs, man. You're awesome, man.

And this kid DM me and he said, no, no, no, no. What happened? You explained it. It was, yeah, it was, it was career. It was career. It wasn't real people. It was like you play. It wasn't real people.

But you have these like NPCs that message you on your like phone you have in the game. And it always tells you like how good you're doing. And like what you like if they want to hang out later or like you're a pro. You're so good. And so after I get done throwing 13 touchdown passes and like 800 yards, I'm like, dude, they're going to be so stoked about me. I'm so excited to see all the messages I get. And I was laughing so hard. I get one message.

And it was, dude, can you give me a ride to school? It was so funny. I just turned the game off. I swear to go. Holy shit. Oh. Oh. Oh.

It's the college one. Yeah, that makes sense why you asked that? I completely forgot. Can I get a ride? They message you? Like the bots message you after a game. The bots messes me after like every game.

They're like, yeah, good job, man. Back in, impressive game. Back in like 2015, 2014, I made a, made a bet with one of my friends that if I could beat them in Madden, I think it was like Madden 16 or something like that. Madden 15. That he would give me $100.

So we were playing online. I lost 300 to 7. 300? How do you literally? You've met a bet and he lost by 300 points? I told my dad that. My dad said that those were like bowling scores. 300 to 7.

And he let me get a touchdown. That's why. So I did not get. $100. And he was... Why did you make that bet? It's my S-M-ed. Were you confident?

You're just like, I don't care. So it was my friend's little brother. So his little brother was like really, really good, too. Did they have... Did your quarterback have his hands tied behind his back and his legs tied together? Yeah, he was gagged and bound. This was like... This is at the time when I was playing Madden all the time and we'd always just play the Falcons.

I don't know why. I like the Falcons. My like whole, I guess, progress. Like the whole timeline of me liking football teams, it was I think the Giants and then I like the Eagles. and I like the Falcons, then I just stopped watching them. I think, I think my, my neighbors used to be a big, was it Steelers? I got to see the logo.

Yeah, it was the Steelers. He used to be big Steelers fans, and I used to, like, have a bunch of jerseys with their logos on it. But then I would get shit on because I was not in Pittsburgh. Dude, who is the Green Bay Packers quarterback? It was Aaron Rogers. Did he retire? No, he's a, it's a, Kelly.

How old is that fucker? Well, now he plays, where does he play now, Tanner? The Jets, right? Didn't Aaron Rogers play for the Jets? And the snap as Achilles, like game one last year? Yeah. He was like coming out, but he couldn't play. But so he's just waving to the crowd.

He's like, he's like, yeah, but he just didn't play for like eight games. And then they lost, like, almost all of them. How old is he? Can you look it up? Aaron Rogers? My guess is that he's like... He's in his 50s, I think. No.

No worries. No, he's like 42 or 41. I'm thinking of a Brett Barf. 40. I was going to guess like 39. Oh, dude. He's been, like, playing for as long as I can. remember. He's probably been playing as long as I've been alive almost, right?

No. Well, I mean, I don't think so. He's been playing for like the last at least 15 years. Oh, it's Brett Fav. He's probably 50. Yeah, he's old. Brett Farr was, yeah, Brad Farr was before. He's old as dirt.

If you can get into any Hall of Fame for any sport, what would it be? Golf. Uh, what? I was just going to say golf. Dude, people swear it ever get rich. People swear it's the hardest sport. Pickball. Honestly

It's kind of hard They swear Did you say pickleball? Yeah I hate pickleball There's no leader board That's why No I hate the entirety of the sport

I hate stupid I hate the gentrification Oh Of everything that happens With a stupid sport Okay well that's true That's true If there's a basketball court

It's most likely gonna get ripped up And replace I hate the sport I hate the people that play the sport I've seen that That is real gentrification by the way Like remember when we were over Like a town over

We were trying to go and film Some like bad Yes, they've literally turned outdoor basketball courts at a pickleball court I hate the sport I think it's lame I think it's stupid I think it's adult Like standing ping pong you're not I don't give a fuck bro If you're if you're the best pickleball player in the world

You're probably barely athletic Fuck you I don't care I hate it Yeah I hate them All you just pissed off It's like pickle balls here and tennis is like up here Like tennis is so much better than pickball Play tennis if you want to like do anything Yeah be a man play tennis

Be a man play tennis I play pickleball I'll shoot you in the head I saw a guy at the gym he was wearing a shirt That said real men don't play pickleball I just feel like it's such like a lame sport It's so lame until you play And you're like okay I can get behind this

It could be recreationally fun But like to treat it as an actual sport is so lame Does method to it though? Badmonds are like what So like okay so how it works is It would be like 2 v2 for example Yeah right so the person that's serving Whichever team is serving

The scoring goes like this It'd be like zero zero one right So that one means that that's the team's first serve So if you're starting the game off, the team that starts the game off starts with their second serve. And there's two people. Okay, so they start on the right side. They serve it over.

Let's say that they score one point. The score is now one, zero, two. Two being their second serve. Oh, they would like four to shit. But trust me, the game gets pretty crazy. Dude, Tanner was still fucking dead. He started explaining Tanner was like closing his eyes. And then Greg on his phone.

It gets crazy when he get close to the fucking, dude. I'm telling you it gets crazy. I just don't, bro. Like, I think tennis is legit. I think tennis as a format makes sense. I think the size of the tennis court makes it, like you are an elite athlete if you're really good at tennis. I just don't see the name.

I don't respect pickleball players. Recreation sport. Recreational. It's like, you guys are just hating on it because it's like, it's not new. It's not new. It's not new.

It's not new. It's not new. Yeah, yeah. I know. I've been playing this 2015. What gave us in. Cornhole. It's been around for like,

it's like, It's been around for like 50 years or something. Popular game. Pickleballs like cornhole. Okay, what was the question you asked as a start? You said if you wouldn't be known for what? If you could be in any Hall of Fame. Oh.

What sports? Boxing. Oh, that's hard. That would be dope. Boxers go out. Because then you can walk out and be like, damn, that motherfucker can he? I don't want to fight him. Exactly.

I don't want to mess with him. Or there are going to be some annoying people would be like, oh, I can kick his ass. And then you just kick his ass. What about WWE? I was going to say slap boxing. Dude, I'd argue that WWE is one of the harder All the famous slapbox.

Because you have to, you have to like act? Sorry, kids. You have to act. And you have to still perform like physically, which is still a lot of fucking... That's why Logan Paul is one of like the craziest ones because like,

he's a good actor. WWD is kind of like a wise tale if you think about it. WWE is an old wise tale. Fuck out. Dude, did you ever see old WWE clips where like they'll allow like, they'll just show like people's boobs?

Yeah. Show like girls' boobs. WF. WWF, yeah, that's what it was. I think it was just WF. It was crazy. Or was it WWF?

WWF was the old name before WW. Yeah, was it, was it one W? Was it one W? Was it one WV or two Ws? That's two Wos. Look it up.

Look. That's like the 90s. Oh, what? Whoa. I don't know. Wait, that's on the stuff. I don't know, but yeah, they,

they did not care. There's, there's, there's WVF who's right there. Holy shit. Onre the Giant, Oh, Andre the Giant. is that Hulk Hogan? Who is that?

Yeah, it's Hulk Hogan. Holy shit. The Hulkster. Wait, is that actually the Giant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andre the Giant. All right,

guesses anybody on his height? Uh, 7, 8. What? 610. 7-1. He's 6-8. He was 7-1, 7-1, 6-10.

There we go. And 7-4, baby. Wow, he actually was huge. He's massive. That's massive. Dude, 300, that's a

120. He was probably eating like 12,000 calories a day. Oh my God. Andre the Giant head. Holy shit.

No, no, yeah, no, there's a story. Andre the giant was on set filming the

no. No. No, no, go ahead. No. It's not that one. Hey, hey,

tell him. He was filming Princess Brides. No, this is like not the worst one. He was filming Princess bride.

I want to hear the worst one after this. You want to hear the worst? All right. Yeah. After this, after this, after this. Princess Bride, and he farted for, I think, two minutes of the six cents.

And it halted production of the movie. They literally started a timer. They started a timer. As soon as they heard a sound, because they knew it was going to be a crazy Andre, the giant fart. The director was like, that was the loudest and longest part. I love how you just know that story. Oh, my gosh, it's right here. In high school, tell me that story.

On the set of Prince. bride, Andre the giant once led out a 16th, second, attack! That's crazy. That's a wise tale. That's a wise tale. Yeah, they always like a lot. This is a lie star.

This is a lie start. Are you okay, Andrew? To which Andre replied, I am now, boss. None of that is real, brother. I am now, boss. So, wait, that's not the worst one, or is that? The worst one. Nope, that is definitely not the worst one.

What's the worst one? in high school my friends would tell me that you have to start it like that so this guy I have to because this is I don't know if it's true but it's just a ruin

it is an old wives tale Andre the Giant's hands were so big you're gonna have to like blurt my bleed my mouth that all right

what his hands were that with one I've heard that I've heard that my friend right after tell me that I was like this

I did Excerivist. What? Why did I know that that's exactly what you're like... That cannot be true. That's from a movie, bro. It's literally from a bad grandpa, dirty grandpa.

No, fucking... Yeah. The one with Robert De Niro. It is not on that. New Deadpool. Yes, it is. And I'm pretty sure that it was about Shaquille O'Neal. What do you guys think about the new Deadpool?

No. I haven't seen it. I saw it. Two guys in the room we've seen it. Go ahead. You ask me directly because I'm the person who saw it. I'm actually watching it. night. No, I'm not going to spoil it.

Yeah, I liked the movie. There was one part that was really funny. Well, yeah, you can't talk about it because... I just wanted to say what he said. No, what? No. No. What? It was just... No! No! No! I just want to talk about who dies in Marvel.

No, what? It's a... It was Iron Man. It was just funny, like, what he said. It was just something funny he said. What's the hint? Pinocchio. Oh, I know. I know the whole story now. You spoil their. I'll give him more. No, don't, no, let people experience it. It's just what he said.

It was just a joke that he made. Dude, there's so many jokes that he makes. You guys know that. Yeah, he makes all the time. And it doesn't spoil anything. All right. It doesn't. All right, go ahead.

No, never mind. Wow. All right. I'm going to look it up, but you don't say it. I don't even remember how it goes anymore. That's even worse. Do you remember it? Yeah, kind of.

Go ahead. He pretty much said something along the lines of like, I feel like Pinocchio. Dude, like, what is wrong with this guy? You remember exactly. he says something along lines of like I feel like Pinocchio Pinocchio's nose got shoved up my ass

and he's being forced to tell lies or something like that I think that's what he said as a spole of shit that's what I was trying to say that's a funny way of saying that that's a funny joke that's classic Ryan Reynolds

storytelling I will say though the whole dead cool Ryan Reynolds stick is going to get pretty old after this movie I yeah they got to be done after this one I'm kind of tired of the whole

like, welcome to my movie and I'm gonna do this kid. And here's seven bad guys and I'm about to get fucked. I don't like Ryan Reynolds humor that much. It's because I feel like it's not even Deadpool. I feel like it's just straight up Ryan Reynolds. Do you know, the emergence ruined? Oh man. It's like, I wouldn't

really say the immersion's ruin. It's just, it's to me, it's like white mom humor but they have like a, it's like a dark humor day for a white mom. It's like a dark Marvel humor. It's like I'm having a dirty weekend, but I'm a 40 year old white mom. I got wine.

I'm a laugh, but I shouldn't laugh type of humor. My kids are at school. It just comes across is very unnatural to me. I don't know. Do you know how fucking rich he is? Mint Mobile.

Minimobile. Not just, guess how much? I don't know. 300 million. No, equity. Oh, 10%. 25.

That's a lot. Yeah. He sold it, didn't he? That's a lot. I don't know anything about 300 mil from what? He's almost a billionaire. According to From just for movies

According to this guy that told me that Yeah according to this guy that told me that Yeah according to his talk about Probably movies and mint Look up Ryan Reynolds Net Worth Where did Do actors really get paid that much money

$350 million According to celebrity network The worst is reputable source Demobile entered into a $1.35 billion deal to buy a Ryle Reynolds back on Oh my God!

mobile in March. I didn't know he had a gin company. He has a gin company for 600 million to European alcohol. He's probably a billionaire. I would say so. Dude, dude, I,

oh my God, what did, like, how do you even make a mobile company? Like, what are you even doing? You're paying for cellular data tower space? I got to understand.

You like, you don't rent it, but you pay to use it and then you charge customers to use, I guess, your services, which somehow cover.

shit. They all use the same powers. I mean, twin brother. I thought of shit. It just depends, I guess, on how much coverage they pay for. Yeah, they all own every single thing. You have people like AT&T who have a lot of usage on those towers versus like Mint Mobile who might have like way less or like a tent.

But if you live in a city then it doesn't really matter. Yeah. Dude, that is, that is so crazy to me. It's like, what a risk. Remember, how do you boost? Yeah. Boost mobile. They're gone. Or Virgin Mobile? I do.

Oh, yeah. Virgin. If you had virgin mobile, you were a... Wait, that was never a thing, wasn't it? Okay. I have to pee. You always got to pee. Why can't y'all, like, show up to the podcast on time and empty your bladders before we start the podcast?

I did pee. I actually peed before. You drink too much water, boy. I drink the amount of water I'm supposed to. How much? About a gallon a day. I feel like I drink too much water. Yeah, maybe a little less than water.

If you drink too much water, you die. True. That's how you know. Oh. You drink too much? I don't know. Drinking a lot of wires nice. It cleanses out your stomach.

You also got to make sure you're not diluting your salt in your blood, though. Can you look something up for me, Larry? Dang it. Yes. This is MythBuster Test number 17. A wife's toast? Do gravity water filters work? Let's see.

There are no perceptible disadvantages of gravity-based water filters. However, they do have certain limitations. These purifiers do not work for more contentment. contaminated water that has been harmful metals or other chemical. Because I'm like, so I wanted to buy a water purifier for my house. And I was doing research on all the gravity-based ones. And supposedly, like, those are the ones that they allow like bigger gallons of like water to be held. Because I'm tired of buying water bottles.

I think it's like wasteful. And also really convenient. Well, I was going to buy that, which is pretty much like a burkey. Do you want mine? I can't attach it to our sink. It's downstairs under the cabinet. I'm not kidding. No.

I wanted like one that holds So there's like there's two different things you can get You can get like The gravity ones Well I guess there's more than two But then there's like reverse osmosis Which is apparently the most effective But those only hold like half a gallon

Which is like super annoying Because you'd have to refill that like multiple times a day That's what that's the gravity fed ones It's got like pretty sure charcoal sticks or something So what do you do? You fill the top and then it runs through like charcoal And like other things that filter it out And then it comes out of the

It's like all black you're like, but I just don't know if it's like a scam because they're not cheap. I'm gonna try it. Like 500 bucks. Biam! That's expensive.

Dang. Why don't you do the big... Yeah, but if you're buying, if you're buying $10 of water bottles every week, that's a year's worth of water is how much that is, which will last few years. So it's actually cheaper. Two cases of waters, 10 bucks.

It's over 10 bucks. Do you have a fridge? Yes. Why don't you just use of water? Yeah, do you have a fridge, do you have the water thing, the water dispenser? My fridge does have the water dispenser. Why don't you use that?

You could. They're just like, they're all so slow as shit and annoying and you have to replace the filters every like few months. They're very, the only thing I hate, yeah, brain eating your music. They're so slow, and I have the big-ass, uh, leader Yeti thing, and that would take, like,

it only think it would fit in the thing. That's what mine was on at both houses. He just doesn't have started drinking. You don't got patience, bro. I'll spend $500 for a thing that'll last me a few years that is quick and convenient, it nice and easy. You just fill it up straight from the sink with a little...

Get the Britta pitcher. Get the Britta pitcher. I just drink straight faucet water. I'll say it. And you'll die. Look up the... But I'm pretty sure the Britta uses the gravity fed filtration as well. Wait, Tanner, did you just suggest that she should just buy boss water? No, I said I drink straight faucet water. Like, I just fill it up.

I'll give you my suggestion. Buy Voss water, bro. Girl, can I be on to the Brita pitcher. No, I'll show you. I'll give you a pitch right. now let me show you look up does Britta work Look up tell me this Look it up Does Britta work? It tastes good, the water tastes

Good, but there's so much, there's so many different Level, you can go so deep, I can't do it I can't do it, we've been looking at water products for Like 10 minutes, I have to I'll be her back. They can effectively remove it Okay, wait, this is from Dude, I'm telling you it's like Oh look, he's got the Brita filter on deck

Look, damn Does the water taste different than tap water drunk? Yes, like, yes, it tastes better like it's good. Like, dude, my tap water is good for some reason.

The new stick that people are doing now is like alkaline water. Wait, these things are 20 bucks. I might just need to do that then. Britta has always been

an OG. What? I've never had any. Yeah, I literally just drink from tap as well. Grugg, how often do you buy new filters for it? Because you're supposed to

I haven't bought a single one. Well, you probably should. Because it has a light on it and it'll blink red whenever you need a new filter. Oh, that sounds sweet. Uh-huh.

Okay, way, that's kind of awesome. I kind of like that. Kind of sweet and awesome and cool. Wait, what does it? What has a red light on it? The filter, if it's bad.

Wow. Yeah. What if you, what if you drink the contents of the, inside the filter, like the water in the filter? Yeah,

what if you get all the gun, just like swim it over with your finger. I don't know, I'm interested in this, bro. I think, I think this is cool, bro.

I have an idea. Just fill your sink up with water, like plug it, and then just get a life straw and just dip it out. There you go. Yeah, wait,

That is disgusting. That's what I'm saying. Like leave it for a few days and come back. There's like macaroni noodles floating around. What do you think what happened? You get a filtered macaroni noodle through the life show. What do you do? If we go to our pool.

Oh, we do with this. No. Oh my God, the lean jug. Dude, what does the pool look like? I haven't been here in a month. Flies. Oh, dude, you guys, how's the flight problem? Guys, we had a, I moved out.

There's a fly problem? Is there still flies? No. Oh, there's still flies? Yeah. No way. I think their home is the red jug of fucking like little flies come out of the trash can still

No actually No they don't come out of the sink Some of them are coming out of the sink They don't do that anymore At least I don't know Are there still the really small flies? I'll be honest If you haven't used the kitchen in a minute but Are there still small flies here?

Yeah Not yes Isaacs Are they coming out of the sink though Are they still coming out of the sink? Yes No way Dude In like two months

Oh, you guys haven't even seen the fucking microwave, dude. That's another thing. What? Oh, my God. The microwave, it's... What happened to the microwave? I have to call... I have to call an electricity.

I just found out last night because they fucking got me. I was... Okay, so I had a hot pocket last night, right? I put 30 seconds, and it makes a really loud sound, and then it fucking sparked. And I was like, what the fuck? The microwave sparks. Now, wait. Not inside.

Outside. outside and it got my head the fuse box. I don't know if I saw a mark on the top I need to replace it. It makes the world's loudest sound on earth and then it just sparks you and then it isn't it did hit me last night but yeah it sparks on the outside it's dude this house

is actually completely can you look up is it bad to leave your microwave open all the time because y'all do that so look that up because I want to know don't say y'all do not say y'all talking about who leaves the microwave open why yeah it's like radiation

steeping your eyes So easy to just close. Bro, they leave everything open here. Look up all. Not image is all. You leave everything open. Look up all. I'll never forget. The first week we ever lived with you, you left the fucking milk out and the fridge open. Is that all?

Yeah. Yeah, it was. Look at all. The first, oh. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. You and Tanner somehow decided to live like cavemen for the first fucking three days. I closed everything and I was the only one that cleaned the kitchen.

Does that say it's unsafe? Oh wait It's definitely unsaid Oh no it's not operating It's not operating with the door It's just left open Okay wait What happens if you don't close your microwave

I guess the light will just die It should be all right Microwave energy Oh my god To the room The most Oh my vulnerable part of your body Would be the eyes

In danger to the cataract What That's probably fine This is like all if it's on If it's running right now It's probably fine Did you air out the microwave I microwave food

With the door open Just in case Yeah you eat the whole house up. How would that work? Microwaves are incredible. Think about it. I don't know who invented that shit, but God damn, dude. Thank you. Who was it? Was it John microwave? Can you look it up? Who invented the microwave?

No, I actually fuck with the air fryer guy, because that's even more impressive. Yeah. Like, actually what's going on in the air friars? I need to know what is inside when it's cooking. What's going on? Yeah, like, is there a microwave or is it something completely different? I need to see it in there when it's on. Is it an oven? Is it a microwave? Perfect toast. Like, what?

What is going on in there to make that bread into perfect toast? In two minutes. Like, notice they don't put a little glass of view thing to look at it. Like, there's something. They're hiding from us. They're lying, dude. They're lying a bunch of tiny little elves to go cook my food on a grill. What is happening inside a human female's body during childbirth?

Yes. Nobody wants to know that. Okay. It's like what the air... What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Dude. What do you mean? I'm sure women want to know that, but no. Oh, they put a GoPro's out of an air frowned.

Why? You can't do that. Whoa, put that video. Casual cooking. It's a minute-long video. I'm figuring a water bottle. I'm going to skip through this. Oh, that's what I have. Answering the question. Dude, yeah, it's an air friar.

Whoa, he put a light in there and he put a fucking GoPro. I wouldn't do that, dude. You're going to make a bomb-cooked. chips in there. Oh. Let's try to trick it. All right, let's see. He's making chips.

Oh, there's a fucking, there's a, there's a beam. So is it just a fan? A fan that just blows hot air from those coils? I guess so. It blows it around. Oh, yeah, look, the fan's turning on. It is the heat element. It produces the heat for cooking.

Oh. So you got a coil that gets really hot, and you have a fan that blows all the heat towards the feet. How did we not think of this already? I don't, that's like, dude, I think a caveman can make this now. That's so easy. We're fools,

the magic is gone. I don't want to buy this anymore. Yeah, like that actually kind of killed your hair friars away. Yeah, throw them all away. Now that we know how it works,

we're not using them anymore. Yeah, they suck. Thought it was magic. One minute later, we're all bummed out. That's why they didn't put glass on it because you've seen it

be like, oh, that's cheap shit. That's some... Oh, that's... I could have done that. Why did they make it look so much bigger than what it actually

it's, like, used for? That thing looks huge. Like, what do you mean? It's not just, like, Sitting pure radiation into my food to make it like a turd in a dress or something. What do you mean if it's magically just turn perfect? Did you look up?

Look up spaghetti and an air fry. That's the last thing I want to see before we go away. Spaghetti. Hey, if it cooks anything, they better cook me spaghetti. Baghetti. Oh, it's just perfect spaghetti. Oh, wait, go back there's images. There's no way.

There was one. That'd be so messy to clean. Oh, no. It's just, ew. Ew. Ew. We hit some spaghetti in the air friar. R slash shitty food for.

What do you think the wackest thing someone is thrown in an air friar is? This is a so ready. Or slash shitty food for. Ew. Or you heat him like spaghetti to air friar. Like what the hell? What are the comments about this?

It turned to chocolate. Some machine, what on earth possess you to put the beginning air friar. That is the equivalent of nuking it. What the fuck? It is? No. Dude.

I've had, it's a big air friars and a steak. Oh, that was cool. 20 fredson strip steak. I mean, I eat that. Like,

that's not really like charming food colors, but like, yeah, that looks, but like, worms and like, worms and, like, what is that?

Gas station burrito. Oh, you are a bunch of crap. Split down the middle and filled with crushed tachies into an air friar. What is wrong? Yes. Is that milk?

Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? I was a guy. That was like human stew. Yes. My cousin's figure.

Those are good. Those are really good. Those are really good. Okay. And that's where I call it. The average, sardine's in a sult. And we're done.

Dude, that picture reminds me of contraband police. That game. I don't know. Soviet. Yeah. Dude.

Very like military. This. Yeah. Yeah. Is he on to something? That sucks. That sucks. What are the crackers?

Butter and salty crackers goes hard as you. What are the crackers? Put a sardine on it? But the crackers are already. But the crackers are already. buttered. Yeah, what? Butter on salty crackers is so good.

Oh, wait. Actually, yeah, there's a soft thing. Is that sparkling water? Club crackers are buttered as hell. All right. Speaking of buttered crackers. Speaking of club, I got to hit the club. So let's...

I gotta go... Let's wrap... I gotta go butter my sardines in the... I gotta go butter my club. I hope you guys enjoyed. Throw my air friar away. That too, yeah, I gotta do that. Yeah, what do we learn?

Throw your air friars. The air fryer's a wife's tale, actually. Tells and Air Friars. Air Friars are an actual wives tale. Like, that's a real example of a wife's tale. Oh, my God, dude. I don't. That's not even close to the whole.

I'm leaving this episode of fucking changed person because, God damn. Thank you for watching. Thank you guys. Co-group. Thank you for watching. Bye, lean. All right. And by lien.

Stop making that fucking face. Bye, lean. Bye, guys. Bye, lean. Bye, lean.