The Group Chat - #116 - HAPPY ☺
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I...
Wait on.
Me.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast.
And aliens.
And aliens.
We can't forget those.
What episode are we on?
This is 116, baby.
116.
116.
Oh, that's right, because 115 was the last episode.
Yep.
Element 115.
Mm-hmm.
We should make it 116.
This is 116, bro.
Can't you understand what you're doing right now?
music.
Okay.
Still playing this?
I guess so.
I probably,
oh man,
I might have to recreate it.
Because that would be
copyrighted.
Oh,
on your little like,
I'm either going to
recreate it or make it really bad.
Yeah,
I was going to say,
make it poo poo.
Just take it poo.
Stored it.
Or use a flute.
The flute,
remember the old flutes
or the recorders?
Can't wait for people
to start driving.
Like,
let me put on the group chat podcast,
a new episode.
You're going to cause deaths.
We're going to cause deaths.
a lot of deaths. You know, it doesn't cause
deaths. What? Gamer subs and using code
this is true. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God!
We're sponsored by gamers subs!
We are. And you can use code group. For guess how much percent
off? Ten. Ten. Ten. We never asked if we could do like
50, right? Oh yeah, we never did actually.
True. No, it's funny because we only asked if we could do 10%
more. We never asked for like less, you know? We asked if
if you typoed, hey, I mean, we talked about it.
you guys. What the fuck have we not talked about?
On this podcast?
Yeah. This podcast has been going forever.
Whoa, I'll say what we haven't talked about.
I'm in a new place.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
For the grunks.
What we got going on, Ivan?
All the way.
In the back.
Wow.
In the back.
In the back.
Wow.
In the back.
Dude, that's a really big room.
I'm not going to lie.
It is a huge.
Those ceilings are huge.
Is this the primary room in the house?
It must be.
It has to be.
Do you have a bathroom in your room?
No.
We all share the same bathroom.
Like animals.
N'uh.
There's only one bathroom?
There's two bathrooms, but one has a bathtub
and one has a shower.
But we're going to turn the bathtub into
a shower, I think. That's the point.
Oh, yeah, you just put a curtain up.
But, yeah.
Right?
Well, yeah, you need the thing that actually turns it into a shower.
But yeah.
You need a shower head? There's no shower head?
No shower head.
Oh, well, there's attachment.
that you can get
that connect
at the bottom
that go all the way up
we're gonna tap into it
you got a crazy bathroom
back in Jersey
I do
yeah you have like
the big square
with like all the little
handles and crap
that thing looks like a spaceship
that thing jerks you off
it really does
you press one button
or something
you twist the knob
all over the place
sorry
that's where you recorded
all those like
terrible awful videos
yeah in that one
yeah
are you talking about
on my TikTok
yeah
yeah
wait it depends
about the porn.
Yeah,
the porn.
A lot of the
really horrible ones
are from the upstairs bathroom.
Remember?
Oh,
so there's another one.
Yeah, you're talking
about a different bathroom.
Oh my God,
you did.
Yeah.
So the nice one
that my dad redidded.
I'm sorry,
this is like,
which photo.
There's a photo of you.
You're facing the wall.
It was when we visited,
I think.
Or no.
Oh, wait.
Are you talking about
of Isaac took the picture?
Yeah,
Isaac took a photo,
yeah.
Yeah,
so was that when it was,
it was.
It was,
you were there
because this is when I got
the tattoo.
on the back of my neck.
And so I was taking a shower
and I took off the little plastic wrap
that they have.
I forget what they call it,
but it's to help protect it from getting dirty.
I took it off and I asked Isaac
to take a picture of it
while I was butt-ass naked in the shower.
And he takes a point five.
And my back looks so wide
and you just see my two tiny butt cheeks
at the very bottom.
His butt to like thigh ratio.
It was like parallel.
He had a pair of twin towers like
just straight parallel.
It was kind of funny
It was pretty funny
Dude my butt cheeks
Are like a little wet
You were clenched up
I was
But like I didn't know
That he was able to see my ass
I guess I didn't think about it
And speaking of like all of our friends
I think they all drowned
Yeah
We overseas mission
Sorry to bring it back to this
Reference but we got Thanos snapped
Yeah
Oh my gosh
Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry I know
That was out of left field
Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry
It's okay
Yeah we're missing half the podcast
So I'm gonna stretch
Or I'm gonna do something with grunk right in the middle, right here.
Yeah, hey, guys.
I'm getting blown up today.
I wish I could, like, animate, like, really good,
and I'll give you this, like, stupid robot arms
that just float, like, idly.
Just like, like, a Karen, but, like, with just, like, arms.
And, can be dope?
You need to learn how to code and animate and become a designer.
I know.
I've been watching movies.
We can hook them up with a v-tuber rig.
Oh, but it's just the lower half.
It's like my torso.
I just need the arms.
That's all I need.
Yeah, we need arms and maybe legs.
Maybe legs.
Maybe, yeah, maybe legs.
Dude.
Okay, guys, can I tell a funny story?
Yeah.
Better make me laugh.
Okay. Uh-oh.
Pressure's on.
You see this, right?
What is that?
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's where you put batteries to, coins.
What?
Coins.
That's what that is, right?
This is a coin holder, right?
No.
No.
No.
What is that?
What is that?
It's a, it's a happy.
Happy.
Right.
It's what it is.
Okay.
that's the function.
So you can roll.
It's a rolling tray.
Why did I say,
happy tray?
It's a rolling tray.
But,
um.
Good.
I'm going to censor that.
So,
every time you say,
happy.
I'm going to censor with like,
oh yeah,
yeah.
It's like happy.
You're like something like that.
Wait,
wait,
can you say something right now that I can just sample?
Uh, happy.
Okay.
That's perfect.
Okay.
Great.
Okay.
But,
um,
so yeah,
this is a,
this is a rolling tray.
And my mom was like,
here's one of your dad's old relics from the past.
and my mom is not cool with weed stuff
so I was like, what?
Like, why are you giving me this?
Is this like a signal like...
Question.
Does she not watch the podcast?
I don't know.
She does.
You don't smoke at all.
No, you don't.
No, not at all.
This is just like for decoration.
It's a college thing that they teach you.
So she gives it to me
and is like, here's one of your dad's old relics
and I was like, what is she trying to say here?
Is she trying to say like this is like she's okay with it now?
Like she's lit now or what?
My mom is already lit.
That doesn't, you don't have to like that stuff to be lit.
But like, you know, I was confused.
But then my, my dad walked in.
I don't need alcohol to have fun.
Yeah.
My dad walked in and it was like, and my mom was like, I gave, I gave Jack your old,
your old tray thing.
And my dad was like, oh, oh, oh, that's a coin tray.
Yeah, my coin tray.
And then my mom really caught on really fast.
It was like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I'm taking it back.
They've definitely discussed it before.
They're like, okay, if this ever gets brought up,
it's a coin trade, nothing else.
That's the key word.
Coen trays.
Does he hear that?
Boom.
Your dad and mom talked about that one tray for a really long time.
They've talked about it.
Is that the exact one or no?
What do you mean?
Is that the one that you have?
Is that the one that my dad had and my mom gave me.
So he rolled with that design on that tray.
Oh, yeah.
Are those dinosaurs or elephants?
Those are elephants.
They're elephants.
I was gonna say your da elephants
rolling up blunts with dinosaurs
I've been lit
You know what they need of make
Oh fuck
Okay
I'm about to lose a million dollars
With this one
Okay
So you know those like cards
That when you turn them
They have two little
Like images on them
Yes
Oh yeah
Yeah
So you make a tray
Because you're gonna get high
You grab it
You just fucking play with it
Oh yeah
Come on baby
Whoa
Come on baby
That'd be dope
That'd be dope
That texture sucks
No, no, no, but you cover over it.
You cover it with glass or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that is genius.
Yeah.
You cover with glass or you could just have,
and that would suck.
I mean, you can just do it over an iPad.
Dude, I, I felt with that idea.
Yeah, that's true.
You could.
Oh, that would be so funny.
You have, like, an animated, like,
like, furnace or something.
Oh, my God.
You're wrong.
No, make it a challenge and make it, like, a forest background.
Oh, my God.
It's hard to even see it.
Or make it, like, a hand slowly reaching out,
like, towards the camera.
Roll it quicker.
A challenge.
He's gonna roll it up before the Hinkets there.
Oh my God, we're making so many ideas right now, dude.
This is genius.
Yeah.
Dude, someone could make that into a Roblox game.
No.
Oh, the blunt.
Stop.
We cannot continue on with the Roblox game.
Roblox developers are just going to start looking at this podcast, I feel like,
to just get more and more ideas.
Maybe to laugh at us.
Dude, I remember a few podcasts ago when I was like, nah, I won't say the idea.
I don't want to talk about the idea that I had.
And everyone made it a little awkward.
Okay, because you remember, right?
It was about you.
I'm just gonna air it out because it's not gonna happen now.
Oh shit.
But the idea was, maybe you don't remember,
the idea was that,
Grunk,
you said that you hate when people come to your,
like,
they go to your line at,
like,
Wegmans,
and that they,
you hate when they just make you,
like,
do the bags and everything,
and they come with a cartfuls of shit.
So the idea that I had was that for a group video,
we go to Wegmans.
Every one of us gets a cart,
fills it up with a whole bunch of shit,
and goes straight to your aisle.
Oh, my God,
I do remember now.
Like,
goes straight to your register,
and makes you bag,
all. And then we were gonna, and then we
donate all the food to like charity.
I thought you said we're gonna make it like a
Rolex game. That's the direction
you were gonna go. No, that would have been a
role. That would be a fun Roblox game. It's already
a game. Really?
Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
That's already a game. The bagging one?
Yeah, the bagging. There's a bagging game.
Well, it's not just a bagging game, but it's a part
of a, like a, I think it's a,
I don't know what they call it. It's not a tycoon.
It's not a simulator.
Some super, yeah, super market. It's super market. It actually
might be a tycoon simulator.
One of those...
Might be a simulator. I don't know.
I wonder if Waimins would be show with that.
No, you just call it something else.
You know how they're doing the movies, right? iPhone, you call
it iPhone, I don't know.
Right. Yeah, parophone.
Perphone. Exactly.
Paraphone. Yeah.
Or do what did GTA do?
Oh, what did they do?
Yeah, what was it?
I'm going to look up. It's still an Apple, wasn't it?
No.
No. It was a bowl. It was a bowl.
It was like the shape of it was.
It was like a ball of fruit.
It was called the eye fruit.
Eye fruit.
That's what it was.
And then I Carly had the, the pear shape.
Periphone.
The pair phone.
Was it parophone?
Yeah.
Wow.
Shout out to the knockoff.
I mean, knock off.
That's the knockoffs.
I mean, realistically, they're just naming fruits, right?
Just kind of chill, like, yeah.
It's just eye and then a fruit bowl.
And like everybody gets it.
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, wow.
Like the eye banana.
I don't know if people who, I don't know if people who watch the podcast know about this,
but these plants.
are actually like pineapples.
But they're really big stems.
Yeah, there's pineapples underneath.
Oh, yeah, they're hiding.
They're hiding there.
They're just really tall pineapples.
There's just really, really big pineapples with huge stems.
Wow.
What are we going to do about the lean jug?
We talk about it every time.
You know what we're going to do.
At some point,
can we just dump it in the pool?
We were this close, by the way,
we were this close to have one point
go on Instagram live and then dump it.
Also, we're not dumping it all the pool
because that's going to create an actual like zombie festation
and something paris.
I don't know.
When it just like blow up?
Dude, this house is weird.
Okay, so have you ever watched, have you both ever watched, what was that one horror movie where it's like, uh, it's like a, uh, um,
Lorraine and the other fucking guy and they go to this house with like a bunch of kids.
It's like a family home and then the, the mom gets possessed and she's in the chair.
Oh, she goes upside down.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Is that the conjuring?
The conjuring.
Yes, I don't know why I couldn't think of it.
I'm sorry.
I think I might have seen it.
I don't know. Have you seen it?
I'm pretty sure that's the thing I have seen it.
I probably have.
I laughed at it because the way that she was like flipping upside down,
like being tossed everywhere in the basement.
You left at that.
Was that scary?
That was a crazy intense moment, man.
I think that I have nervous laughter with stuff, stuff like that though.
I have that with like saw movies.
Saw movies?
When I see a saw trap, I'm like, oh.
Saw traps are evil.
Have you seen that picture of SpongeBob, the drawing a SpongeBob with like the draw mask on?
Oh my god, no.
It's really scary.
Oh, my, okay, I don't want to go down that path right now.
Maybe after, but, um, oh, my God.
He's around to you.
Wow, he keeps his mind open still.
Yeah.
Maybe after.
Maybe after this.
Uh, so where was I going with it?
The movie.
The movie.
Okay.
So, so there's this one scene where, like, a bunch of crows or a bunch of birds start
kind of like tornadoing around the house.
When it gets really possessed when the house is like, right.
And the mom's like,
whatever.
They started like crashing into the windows.
Like they start fucking killing themselves.
Right.
By slamming into the house.
There was a group of like,
I don't know what kind of bugs outside of my window
that were just smacking themselves into my window.
And that's the first thing they came to mind, right?
Okay.
Now.
Wait,
what was smacking into the window?
It was just like these like little,
there were like these little like brown like thick bugs.
They weren't like the little flogers or nothing.
They were like fat little like,
I don't know.
Yeah.
But they weren't crickets.
They weren't crickets, no
They were smaller than crickets
They were just round
They were like round little like
Cicada?
Maybe it might have been
I don't know
Oh cicadas are so dumb
It probably was a cicada
It probably was a cicada
Is it true they don't have mouths
I don't know
I don't even know what they look like
I have no idea what they look like
I just know that they have red eyes
Yeah they are really annoying
They're really loud
But
That was happening
I freaked out for like
You know maybe
A few seconds or still
But it was a good freak out
It was like one of those ones
where you're like,
that's the first thing
that came to mind,
that's the first scene,
and then I realized,
you know,
it's nighttime,
my room is bright as fuck,
it's light,
and they're like,
holy shit,
a giant light sores,
and they're just,
bung,
bang,
punk,
funk,
then he goes down.
Then he goes downstairs,
and Isaac's,
like,
hanging upside down on the couch.
Yeah,
I'm like,
he's starting to float everywhere.
Yeah,
Grant's,
like, trying to, like,
you know,
repel him or something.
I don't know,
try to crucify.
I thought this actually
happened for a second.
I was like,
What was that?
He's like, that was the star.
The star was the bugs and he got downstairs and Isaac's eating his food upside down.
He's like pointing out to sink.
Yeah, dude.
Oh my God.
But yeah, this, yeah, that was just my little freak out that I had.
This was yesterday, by the way.
That was yesterday?
Last night?
That was last night.
After we got off call?
Yeah.
Because it was at night.
It was late at night and my room, like I turned out my room lights.
I usually don't use my over.
I hate overhead lighting.
Like, I hate...
Yeah, he does.
He actually...
Oh my God,
you guys were so mean to me that one time
when we first moved into the other house.
I remember I used my overhead light
and you were like...
I remember you turn off the light and you're like,
don't use the overhead lights.
I was like, damn.
Yeah, and I stick...
Dude, look at this one.
Fair enough.
Aw.
That's a vibe, you know?
You know, you read a good book under that.
Wait, can I see that?
Let me see that lamp one more time.
All right, don't make that face.
Let me see those lamp shades.
Don't look at me like that.
Can you bring us a little closer
to the lampshed?
shades? Yeah, bro.
What is that design supposed to be?
It looks like a...
Oh my God. Dude, you know what it looks like? It looks
like the Ant King. It looks like a jelly.
From Hunter X Hunter. The Ant King.
Come on. Or it looks like Mojo Jojo
from... Oh my God.
From Powerfuff Girls. Yeah, Powerfuff Girls.
Didn't it kind of look like it? Maybe the eyes.
But then he has a giant head wrap.
Yeah. For the listeners at home, we're
admiring grunks. It just... It looks like
What are those birds that have like the feathers
That they spread
Peacock? It looks like a peacock
Mm-hmm
Becock
Dude, I hate when that happens
By the way
Like what you just said
Where you couldn't think of it
And you have to describe it
That happens to me all the time
I do it
I've already done in this podcast
Like I think four or five times
I don't even know what
Yeah
I can
You know what did it
You can picture pictures
COVID
But you can
Okay stop
You keep bringing shit back
It's the vaccine
That did it
Oh wait
It changed everything
Brough
It's the vaccine
did something to these kids, bro.
No, the vaccine poisoned us.
Dude, I swear I think I got slower after the vaccine.
If you fucking say anything else about COVID,
I'm gonna chop your head off on the stream.
I think you're just getting older and slower as you age.
What the heck?
You're gonna start sounding like one of those old people
that are like these young-ass kids, bro.
Dude, I was 20 years old.
I was 20 years old and I started feeling
like I was getting slower and dumber.
That doesn't make sense.
I didn't feel like that.
I guess so.
That's why I got smarter.
Do you feel like that, grunk?
Not really, but recently I've been getting way more
clumsy and like making spelling errors.
The vaccine, I'm telling you.
Vaccine.
Long-term COVID effects.
Are you being genuine or no?
I can't.
Dude, he's ultimate troll.
Dude, ultimate be.
You're trove god.
You should so many people.
I'm the master bater.
Tell me, like, I read it so many times in the comments.
Like, oh my God, Nick.
Why is you?
It's like you do this dumb shit where you do this dumb shit where you go down this
stupid rabbit hole that you totally just bullshit on.
But you do it in such a serious way.
never like telling nobody you're like
like only people
who like like I can tell what you do it
people understand it they're like okay that's clearly a jug
but there you have no idea how many people
will buy it to it
buy it's yeah yeah guys
whenever Nick talks about some dumb shit
it's some dumb shit bro like take it as a podcast
that's the podcast we just talk about dumb shit
but like I look you feel bad when I'm reading it
and people are discussing it but I'm like no
yeah it's like having serious discussion it's like
it's just bait after bait after
like there's gonna be someone that's gonna 100%
talk about the long term effects of COVID
like I like hey that I'm saying it because
it's a really funny thing that people are still
falling towards like the whole pyramid
shit that you always brought up and people were like
oh my gosh that was so funny
I think even I thought you were being real
bro I just went down this rabbit
hole of like the whole pyramids thing
and this like apparently this one guy
was like hiding secrets about the pyramids
and that the pyramids they
perfectly resembled a speed of light
and had the coordinates that they were placed
at and they're true north and it's like
you know one thing we do
get aliens are real dude
I guess one thing we do fuck up
on a lot is that we accidentally
like think we're right on something
and we go down that
and then we're completely wrong
the whole time yeah there was one thing you brought up
you said Ebola it was it was
E. coli
He brought up
okay so remember when we talked about the Olympics
and he was like he was talking about
like how there was swimmers or some shit
See, I'm not even good this.
Like, I'm so non-confident about this that I'm like, fuck.
I can help you.
I am scared about.
I can cover your ass.
Okay, cover my ass.
In the Paris 2020-24 Olympics.
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, in the Paris 24 Olympics, the swimmers were supposed to swim outside.
Like, there was outdoor swimming or something.
I don't know the name of the river, but because it's something in French.
Yeah.
But apparently they were saying that the, it was contaminated with like eight times the amount of e-coli that is normally safe to swim in.
but I said, and then I remember, dude, we were like,
there's a safe amount of Ebola.
Did I say, Ebola?
Did I say E. coli or Ebola?
You said Ebola.
No, uh.
You said Ebole.
Okay, maybe I did because I, because you know what?
Because I said we were making fun of the Disney,
it looked like the Disney string.
That's exactly.
And then I looked it up and I was like, oh yeah.
And then we went that and then we said,
you got on the knuckles.
And then we, well, I brought it up this.
Yeah, I brought up, you gone the knuckles.
It was like, you know, like, it was like VR chat.
You go on the knuckles.
too bad I said okay I imagine trying to explain that you listen to the group chat
podcast and this is the shit that they be talking about they'd be talking about
Ebola in the French the Paris like French Olympics and then talk about you
Ghana and knuckles like that makes no fucking sense I love this job there's like no
topics that we stay on no no no no I think with the video we can we can kind of
keep a steady boat a little bit you know not too harsh will wave the way that I
explain this podcast to anyone that's curious about it is that it's a
an ADHD, like, ADHD in a podcast form.
Like, I just say, I just say that it's like, we're an entertainment podcast, like a comedy
entertainment podcast.
And then people are like, what are you talking about?
And I'm just like, like, whatever, really.
Like, current events, stories.
We talk about shit.
We talk about shit.
We got to say it like that every time.
We just talk about shit.
It is shit.
It is dumb shit.
Like, we don't take ourselves serious.
We're just a bunch of hoopla, a whole bunch of hoopla.
A bunch of hobos.
We're a bunch of hobos.
Honestly, we are.
We're just squatting, honestly, in this house.
Yeah.
I just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just applied for two baby kittens.
Yay!
And, um...
Why do you face palm?
Because when is, when is my time going to come in?
I want to...
Oh, seriously?
I want to have bento.
Would you take bento?
You'd give up bento? That's fucked up.
I will only take a pet when
I got my own.
crib.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
I got my crib.
Yeah.
Would you take
Bento if I gave him to you?
I would.
Yeah.
If I had a house and everything, I would.
Yeah, Bento's chill.
Bento's chill.
I really hope that, um, can you please make sure that-
Well, actually, wait, because, okay, so when I'm gonna call with you, it was like,
you're, it was always something about Vento doing some dumb shit, like, Bento, no,
Benzo, stop, bro.
I'm like, what was he doing?
He's like, dude, he's on my table.
He's messing with his USB sticks on my, on my, on my desk.
and it's like turning off the lights.
It is.
It was yesterday.
That was last night we were talking about it, right?
I think that was the night before.
No, I think it was last night.
I don't know.
Okay, whatever.
Either way, either way.
We were talking and call,
and I have this one USB light
that's plugged into like this USB hub.
He was stepping on the USB hub
and it was causing my lights to flicker.
He also jumps on top of my PC.
Do you remember in Lastly VC
when Jambo showed off Schlaz PC?
Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen.
He did that to me while I was playing CS.
Oh, did it turn off?
No way.
Yes.
Yes.
He was on my tower.
his paw, like if this was the button, his paw was like right here
and he kept on moving his paw over to the blue light
because it blinks blue and then he stood up, put all of his weight onto it
and turned off my PC.
He's so simple.
He is so simple.
Yeah, that is like he sees color and he like wants to go to it.
That's funny.
So then I had to turn the PC back on and I watched him just laying up there with his
paw kind of like sideways and I had to keep on moving his paw like away from the blue
light.
Why don't you put him in like Air Joe?
I don't, yeah.
Why don't I just do that?
Why don't you do that?
I put him in a big bubble.
Yeah, air gel.
Why don't I just put him into a big hamster ball?
Wait, that'd be fun.
I don't know, because then I feel like, I feel like he'll see the, okay, does your tower have like a glass panel?
Yeah, it does actually.
I feel like he'll see that and he'll just run right into it and just fucking.
Dude, I think the concept of just like having your little hamster running around in the house in a ball all day.
Dude!
I'm gonna cry
Oh, they're so fucking fucking stupid
Like just run around
Like what, is it having fun even?
Yeah, they're exercising
Have you seen those TikTok lives of people?
They're like, there's a camera of TikTok lives
Are these hamsters that are just running
Like infinitely on these like hamster wheels
There's like three of them at a time
And they're all tripping over each other in the hamster wheels
I like the ones that like stop and they just keep spinning with the thing
Until they get flung off
Yeah
I always think about
if the animals like actually have joy about things like or they just like yeah yeah what the
dogs do just like doing it well dogs are obvious but like hamsters like you don't see them smiling
you don't see them frowning like like you don't see them like do they jump around when you when their
owner gets old like yeah exactly like when you serve the food do they like get happy and clap or do
they just like what's their what's their sign of affection and enjoyment you're saying because
there is no like i know there's gonna there's probably a hamster owner in the in the comments right now
typing away like oh yeah there was there was no but actually
There was one because we were talking about how they die.
They died stupidly.
And then they were like, well, actually.
They said hate to be that person.
Yeah, they do.
Fair enough.
Got to give them credit words do.
I hate you.
Oh, wait, what they said?
They said that to be fair, that it's usually when the hamster dies, it's because the owner did not take care of them properly.
Yeah.
Which is, I mean, I never had a hamster, so I can't really reflect back and be like, did I really take her?
Did you have one?
I had three.
Did you take care of them properly the way you should have?
just...
Okay, so...
Oh, here we go.
See, when it's not a straightforward answer, it's gonna be a no.
I'm explaining it, I'm explaining as simple as possible.
So my...
You sound like guilty as shit.
No, I am not guilty. Look.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, long story short, my dad had a hamster named Amy.
And it was a guy. He was a boy, boy hamster.
My sister and I were arguing over what we would name the hamster.
So when we went to the register to check out, he asked the woman what her name was,
and her name was Amy.
So he named the boy hamster Amy.
because my sister and I couldn't
decide on the name.
What the hell?
Mine was named Munchy and hers was named Chippy.
A Munch.
Yeah, he was
the Munch.
Dude, my dad's hamster, Amy,
cut out my hamster's eyeball.
Like, he ended up.
They got into a fight and my hamster
lost one eye.
Yeah, it was fucked up.
Did you give it an eye patch?
No, he didn't give him an eye patch, but...
Have you ever seen this
really horrible clay animation
called Hamster Hill.
Oh my gosh.
On YouTube.
It's a really like,
it's a really disturbing.
It's always the claymations.
Claymations are disgusting.
Yeah, they're fucking weird.
But it's,
that's how I found out
that mom hamsters
eat their babies sometimes.
If they can't take care of them or something?
Or it was like,
so basically like,
I don't remember the exact,
or the whole,
the whole story,
but I just remember the part where
the kids saw that the mom had babies.
He grabbed the babies to look at them,
he was like oh so cute
and I guess the scent rubbed off onto the babies
and then the mom it disowned them
and then he ate them and yeah
Whoa that happens with
Dude I watched that in a
fucking adventure time episode
What? Remember
With Finn he was like trying to get one of those
like things to go back to his mother
You guys remember what I'm talking about? Look it up
Adventure Time baby disowned
by mom
You're gonna see it watch
it was an actual episode
oh the the like the
the little black and white guy
he was like a little
oh you're talking about the thing that has like two balls
it's like the yeah
the peanut looking thing
yeah the yeah the
I remember that's gonna go like
yeah that's right there
mama mama jiggler
yeah mama jiggler
yeah the baby jiggler
oh and it would have like a little
it would have a little tune
yeah yeah this guy
and he was like
hey you big fat me
yes he's like you big fat me
this is your kid
he like
Why don't you love him?
Yeah, oh, Finn.
The Jigler.
Wait, can we play, like, a little tune?
Because it was actually such a good song.
Oh, dude.
This whole vibe is just beautiful.
The jiggler.
I love adventure time.
Didn't it have...
That is not really that adorable.
That's pretty cute.
Wait, doesn't it, doesn't it have, like, autotune or something?
It squirts liquid.
It's gross.
But it squirts liquid when it's dying, no?
Uh, it gets...
Oh.
Right there.
Oh, it stretches?
Oh my God.
I don't remember that happening.
It's like bleeding.
Oh, right.
Come in.
See, it's weird.
Oh, ew.
Okay, yeah, it's kind of gross.
Oh.
This episode always freaks me out, man.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, that's really the dirt rig.
Yeah, so strange.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
Back to your hamster story, bro.
Yeah.
My hamster story?
Yeah.
Oh.
Did you take good care of them or no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mine got his eye ripped out, but it still lived.
And then my sisters just died of natural causes,
but my dad's ended up getting out, I think, from the hamster cage somehow.
And it crawled underneath, we had a cat at the time.
So it, like, ran away from the cat.
It went underneath the refrigerator and died.
I'm not allowed.
Dude, you guys, what circle are we going to?
The deepest one.
The deepest one.
It's so sad.
It's just, it is horrible.
I just imagine it running.
Running on the bridge, it's just collapsing.
It's like, ah, whew.
And then like seven weeks later, it's just fucking rubble.
You guys don't look at all like you think it's horrible.
You guys laughed.
I was laughing because of sad.
It's not good.
I was laughing out of a discomfort, actually.
Yeah, me too.
I was very uncomfortable in the situation.
Yeah, it's on a grung's face.
That reminded me of that one podcast episode
of that one guy that said he got like molested by like a Down syndrome kid
And he kept on Bobby Lee
He kept on restating the same exact story
He's like I'm gonna tell you laugh
And if you laugh I'm gonna leave the podcast
He knew what he was doing
He fucking knew what he was doing
And what he said he was like
Every day for a so
Yeah he kept adding shit so that it throws you off
It was really genius
It's such a funny clip
It's such a funny clip
because their reactions are so like
I mean like you've you've been
that right we're like a friend you know I've had
a really awkward moment in high school when a friend
had oh
I have a story
I'm reserving a story after your story
okay write it down right it down I don't remember
all of my details
I just remember that
we had this like we had this like meeting
thing where we had a I told you guys
like I was in that GSA club
whatever yeah and
somebody had this drive then basically
when they were younger
what's it called?
So you know how like kids are like they say like
if a kid shows any sort of like
feelings or inklings that they want to hurt
an animal when they're young it kind of it's like a serial
thing. Yeah it starts out.
They explain their story and then
somebody made a joke that they were going to be a serial killer
and the kids around them
like kind of backed away from them a little bit
and then we laughed about it but it was like
really fucked up like
he was like
everyone laughed but yeah
yeah that was like the gist really awkward vibe
dude people people who like genuinely like
do that where they kill animals like
starting young that's so sick wild
I want to read into it though
because I'm like what why
well it's because they just fail to
kind of perceive emotions properly
but could it be mental
or they just don't they don't develop it at all
they don't feel bad
they don't feel bad yeah
and then it elevates and it's like it's like
Like, dude, you see it?
Could it be like a thing your brain that blocks that?
Uh, like, because like, when I think about like, dude, like that young, like, some of them are that young.
Is there, is there already in enough, like, has there been enough time where, like, the surrounding influences have affected them that much or that?
You know what I mean?
I, I genuinely, doesn't, doesn't this have to do with, like, actual chemical imbalance?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, doesn't this have to do with, like, like, your brain, yeah, your brain is like.
Yeah, your brain is like, yeah, a wop.
Is that considered
like being psychotic
or sociopathic or like
I think so. I think so.
But I don't know about it at like a super young age.
Not psychotic.
I don't think you need someone to tell you
that's not a good thing to do.
Like if they don't have someone to tell them that
then they'll just keep doing it.
Yeah, but then there are people in this world that
will hear that that's not a good thing to do
and that they got you, it got a reaction
out of you so they're going to do it again.
And they'll do it again.
And those are the ones that need serious help.
Bro bad.
I know a lot of people, well, I knew a lot of people
who, when there were kids, they were
like targeting cats. I don't know why.
I don't know what cats were the
It's, how could you do that?
I don't know, it's really sad. Okay, so your story, Grunk,
you said you had one dessert. My story is not
it's not really about an awkward situation. It's just
like one of those times where
like, you can't be laughing.
Okay. But I, like,
oh my gosh, I felt like this
should be, like, old, keep a straight face. Yeah, should we,
okay. Go ahead, bro.
So we're at this, like, antique shop
and is me, my partner in Camden,
and this lady comes over,
the lady that works there, she owns it, I think.
Wait, wait, wait, okay, well, I'm so sorry.
Run it back, run it back.
Sorry, sorry, okay.
Okay, okay.
A lady?
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, a lady.
Okay, so she comes over and she's like telling us about,
like, just how they clean,
because how they do it,
they've like re restore old things, right?
So they're like telling about,
she's telling us about how they like do the wood,
like how they restore the old wood.
Right.
And she's talking about how they had to put glue into a hole.
And she goes like this.
Like we have to put the glue in the hole like this and like twist it around.
And like it oozes out.
And like I was losing it.
Like I was like,
oh dude.
And like I had to,
I've never, I haven't felt like that in years.
Like, I literally started sweating, like, sweating bullets because I was trying so hard not to laugh.
And, like, I had to look down at the ground and, like, not make eye contact.
Like, she was right in front of me.
I thought she was going to say something like, oh, you're, you're being immature or like, I know, I know.
But, like, she just ignored it.
Like, she acted like I wasn't even acting like that.
But it was like, so funny.
Oh, my gosh.
What is she was doing that on purpose?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What do you mean it oozes out and you're doing this?
Like, stop.
You know what you're doing.
It was so.
Was she an older person?
Yes, like in her 70s probably.
Was she sweet?
It was ridiculous.
Was she sweet?
Yeah, was she innocently sweet?
Yeah, she was so sweet.
That's why I was trying not to laugh.
Well, then maybe...
Maybe she didn't.
She didn't...
I don't think she didn't know what she was doing,
but it was like...
She could have been the world's purest person.
Yeah.
Dude, that exists, dude.
Yeah.
Get off Twitter, bro.
And, like, it was ridiculous.
I couldn't make eye contact.
And I couldn't agree.
I'm not going to lie, though.
Those are kind of my fair moments to have.
Oh yeah
They're really trying to hold it in
And like what was even more embarrassing
The other two people that were with me didn't even
They weren't acting like that
So it was just me
Now you feel
Then you feel like immature
You're like oh
Yeah exactly
It's like I couldn't keep it together
Dude
It's it's just that like class
It's excuse me
It's like that classic like being quiet at the back
of the you know
The classroom
Yeah exactly
With your friend
Like you're not in the back
You're right in front of the teacher
Mmhmm
You're trying to hold it all together
Dude there was this one
There's this one face
filter that I found on Snapchat
and I was sitting in the back of an Uber
a few days ago and I was trying so
hard not to laugh out loud at it
and I was like, it's just a clip
of me holding in my laughter
in the back of the Uber. It's so funny.
But dude, you know who's like
I would say this to Isaac Viz here? Isaac hates
conversations in an Uber.
Like we would be, yeah, I think, I'm pretty sure
it's Isaac. Like, I know, I know
Yummy does. Yummy does not like having conversations
much in an Uber. Really?
like we'll just be sitting in an Uber or something like that and then just I don't mind I'll have a conversation in front love I have I don't know if this is like well like conversation between you and me and the Uber's driving right right I don't know if I should uh but okay well basically I was gonna say that like I love conversations like that and I record them on voice memo oh my gosh some of them are really funny but I have this I have this you're fed bro you're tapped I'm a fed low key yeah you're tapped right now aren't you
shit.
I can start it right now.
Well,
we're doing it,
baby.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
No, I just,
I have this one funny one where it was,
it was one we're in Florida.
I think I already talked about it.
I'm pretty sure.
Dude, God damn.
You might have mentioned it to me.
I might have mentioned it.
I might have mentioned the podcast.
It was basically this guy that was taking us,
uh,
somewhere in Florida and,
uh,
he was talking about Doge coin and how you want to,
yeah,
yeah,
I talked about it.
I remember now.
You talked about it on the podcast?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
You wanted us to invest in Dogecoin or something like that.
Like some...
I forget...
Oh my God, I remember him.
I remember who he was.
And I was trying to translate in Spanish, like, trying to communicate.
That was when we were in Tampa.
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure we were driving to Moist Criticles.
I think so.
Was I in that or was that after I left, actually?
You were there for that.
He might have been there.
I might have been in a different car.
I don't know.
You might have been...
Because I think Larry...
I know Larry and I definitely...
I mean, that same trip, there was another one where we were going to the hotel
and he was...
talking about Ariana Grant
No, no, was it, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, uh,
because there was a concert.
Yeah, I do remember that as well.
Dude, we need to go on a trip again.
Yeah!
It's so fun.
It's always so fun.
I want to go to Colorado.
Me too, dude.
I want to go snowboarding.
Budget.
Oh my God.
Fungeting?
Grunk, you down?
Sure.
Yeah, snowboard ski.
I want to go to Europe as well.
That would be late.
Australia.
I want to go to Australia.
I just want to hit all over the fucking world, man.
Let's go. Let's do a group chat world tour.
I want to cure. Oh, that would be so crazy.
What do we, what if we had a, what if we had a blimp?
Oh my gosh.
Or a, or a hotter balloon.
Like we all had in the virtual hotter balloons.
What if we get a really big fan?
Can we start a blimp get together like a blimp meetup?
You know how they have car meetups? Let's do a blimp meetup.
How many people have a blimp?
Dude, I saw one. I saw one yesterday in the sky.
In Austin?
In our town. Yeah.
There was just one in.
Early in the morning.
No, it was two days ago because it was in the morning when I was taking my car.
I feel like those are only in video games.
Yeah, what?
I'm dead ass.
Like the last time I've seen one, I never even seen one.
It was a,
I've never seen a blimp in real life.
It was a remax blimp, R-E-M-A-X.
That's cool.
Look up Remax blimp.
You'll see it.
The last one I was like a blimp, aside from a game, was like, World War II.
Yeah.
Okay, what do I look up?
Remax blimp.
It must not be practical.
Remax?
R-E-M-A-X blimp.
Yeah, they must not be practical.
Like, why is that not a rich people thing where they all just get a blimp?
But, like, okay, is it a blimp where, like, people are in it?
Oh, it was a hot air balloon, not a blimp.
Sorry.
Oh, look at that.
Okay.
Come on, get out of here.
They're almost the same thing.
No, they're not.
They're not.
Okay, blimbs only exist at, like, NASCAR for some reason.
What?
They're in NASCAR as well?
I bet they're dangerous.
I bet they're dangerous.
Grung.
Come on, vouch.
Blimps are at NASCAR.
In the movies, maybe.
No, there you go.
There's your vouch.
Look it up right now.
Look up, where are the blimps.
I'm gonna look up every single blimp
Just look up blimpy
Where the hell are the blimp?
The fuck
There are 25 bluepts left
Oh it's only good year shit
Yeah see I told you look
See like the World War I
Oh my gosh
That is actually so like frightening
No dude imagine
Yeah
World War I
And you're like
You're like 18 years old
You've never seen anything about a farmland
And you're fucking life
And you get thrown into war
And you see a job
giant like this is in the world like how big is the world where like somebody spent their lifetime
building this giant fucking right yeah like it looks like a boat that's just in the sky it's
really scary way i don't know dude i have a fascination of like really insane this is such a hard
photo but god damn yeah the hindenberg yeah um you play battlefield one yeah dude yes god damn like
literally the most legendary game it's so fucking sick it's so sick but yeah oh blames are so dumb though
let's just fill a giant
a giant floating tank up
with gas that could blow up at any point
float yeah with
like with the gases
that's inside of it I'm pretty sure
but is it empty in the inside
is it just is it full of air like fire
like you know hot air balloons work
because hot air rises inside of blimp
watch it's going to be hollow
well hold on now because they have elephants
what's that's not what this is
and they have house
oh wait a new generation
a new generation they have a car
go ship houses and elephants.
Is that a circus blimp?
I guess so.
This is the group chat world tour blimp.
Bottom left, bottom left.
Oh my gosh, imagine doing a world tour and a blimp.
That'd be ridiculous.
Like they see it flying over their town and listen to like, look, they're finally here.
Do you think we'll get shot down though?
Like somebody out there has to be like, I want to troll.
I just want to troll.
I want to troll and kill them.
I want to troll.
Did you know that L.A.X, they get the planes that fly into L.A.x get shot at sometimes.
Just by, what the F?
Just by people that are on the ground, like, just shooting up.
accident or purpose?
Oh, on purpose.
Wow.
Like guns, not laser.
No, yeah, no, guns.
I asked, who did I ask?
Who did I ask?
I don't remember where I found the owl.
Yeah, I asked the owl.
I don't know, you said, who?
Nice.
That me up virtually.
Oh, that was good.
Email.
Anyway, so yeah, look, look at the bottom left.
That looks like a butt cheek.
Ooh.
Bottom left.
Up one?
Up one?
Yeah, right there.
So you got strings attached in the inside.
It's a giant hollow circle.
No string.
attached, giant hollow with what, what is that?
Air valves?
All right, look at what blimps are filled with, and I'm pretty
sure it's helium, but I'm kind of scared.
What blimps are?
Yeah, this is the misinformation podcast.
I already named it that. We can't name it again.
Helium.
True. Most common helium.
Hydrogen was commonly used in the early days of airships
because it was lighter and was easier and cheaper.
That can't be that cheap.
Who did the math to, like, make it that scale?
And then not only just do that, but then be like,
all, let's do it.
And then they just got to work.
That's crazy, man.
Y'all motherfuckers back in the day.
Who's old as hell?
He's old as hell.
Y'all just went to work.
I'm over here in my room stressing about ideas, ideas, ideas, never execution.
Y'all are, yeah.
Putting blimps in the air, bro.
Inventors?
Yeah.
And engineers.
That are the engineers, too.
They'd just be making shit.
I wonder who the most successful group chat viewer is ever.
That's wild.
consistent viewer.
That's a wild.
Mr. Gamer subs.
Probably.
Yeah.
Probably.
There could be a oil out there.
You never know.
Some fucking king who just like wants to.
Dude, if you're king type one.
Yeah.
Who's an actually?
Is there a prince listening to this at all?
But,
but you don't have to,
but what about?
I don't know.
Like if you're royalty,
let us know.
Like it's so crazy.
I was watching this,
um,
this video on the guy who,
who used to trade gold or he,
he used to like do some,
with gold and he said that he had a bunch of crazy stories about people that he met that are
like beyond rich and nobody knows who they are nobody knows their names they're part of a family
that it's just generations of wealth and they have like a whole mall just for themselves
where they can walk in they can get anything they want and walk out because it's they own it
they own it all like it's all theirs and they're always in like these like they're always in like
the most, like, obscure countries you never, like, expect or, like, never,
yeah.
Well, not, I, I shouldn't say expect, but, like, you never just, like, like, what?
Pretty sure that, pretty sure the richest person in the world is, is the guy that Arnalt or
aren't, or aren't.
Nope, it ain't.
Because if you know who it is, then it ain't.
Oh, well, that's true.
True.
The richest public, the richest public won by Forbes.
We all know it's, it's got to be, it's got to be the Saudis.
It's got to be.
Or, I thought it was freaking, uh, Rothschild.
Jeff.
Oh.
Jeff.
Who's Jeff?
Bezos.
No, he's not the richest.
Elon.
It's Arnault or whatever.
He's like a French guy.
Look him up.
Watch.
French.
Richest guy in the world.
Elon Musk.
That's not.
Outdated.
Outdated.
Outdated.
Outdated.
Forbes real time.
Whatever, bro.
Watch this.
Forbes real time billionaires list.
Oh, my bad.
It's got to be.
No way.
It's still in.
It's freaking owned, bro.
Is this up to date?
Is this actually up to date?
Nard, this guy?
Yeah.
Is he who you're saying?
Bernard.
He's got owned by Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, bro.
Dude, that much money is ridiculous.
I get that much money in tycoons.
That's what I'm saying.
And that's after, like, hours of grinding, too.
Yeah.
Like, bro, I swear.
I find it off.
Think about, like, you can fit, like, what is it?
Like, you can fit a billion of millions and one billion.
Well, fucking rich.
Wait, Larry, you're rich.
I don't know that.
Why don't I look like that?
When did I take the things?
You're going to pay the money or what?
You should look up.
Oh, go ahead.
A blimp.
A blimp.
The blimp chat.
Podcast.
Can we do a podcast on a blimp?
That's our goal.
New goal.
Yes.
Yeah.
On top of it.
Not inside.
On top.
We're on top.
Yeah.
Oh, that would be so sick.
Look up Bernard Arnold or whatever assets.
Arnold.
Oh, my God.
He's the owner.
Dude, okay.
Yep.
Listen.
Yep.
Oh, man.
Who is that?
There's a lot.
There's a lot of, I don't know if hate is the right word, but this guy is Loki.
I think if I'm thinking about that.
So LV, what is it?
LVMH is a brand.
It's like an overhead brand that owns all the big luxury.
And he's tried to buy, or he's tried to buy every single, or at least like a lot.
A lot of the big fashion brands.
He's tried buying a lot of them.
I think he could not buy Gucci because they were trying.
really hard to not be bought out
and like some other brands
were trying to do the same thing
where like they were not trying.
But yeah, I've heard this guy
is like not the best
for, uh,
the clothing because look he owns.
So yeah.
Dude, it's here to more like, bro.
Oh.
That's crazy.
Just, just a glimpse
into everything he owns.
Oh my goodness me.
What do you do with that much money?
Money.
He looks like he knows a secret.
Yeah, I feel like he's kept a lot on his end.
He definitely has a secret or two.
That's for sure.
What are you got up your sleep?
Go back to that one picture on the left side, Larry, down one, where he has his hands.
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Which one?
Up.
Up.
Up.
He has his hands, bro.
He has his hands in all of them.
Right.
His left one.
Yeah.
Like, he just looks like he knows something.
He's kept a lot of secrets.
Do you think you can pay to, like, know if aliens are real or not?
Like, you can pay the government.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
I'm going to say something.
I'm going to say something crazy.
Here we go.
Remember of those aliens that were in Miami and everyone was like,
They weren't aliens, but they were actually aliens.
At the mall or whatever?
Yeah, at the mall, yep.
Yeah.
It happened, it got on my 4-U page just like two days ago on TikTok about it.
People are coming to the conclusion that aliens are real.
They're like, dude, there's no way.
There were so many cops.
Dude, like, they have to be, with all these videos coming out, it's either like,
you fucking suck.
It's either like crazy military or like alien existence.
I'm sorry, Greg, this guy sucks.
I just did it again.
I just did it again.
This guy sucks.
That's why, right?
This guy sucks.
Like, you don't even break it.
You don't even.
It's until.
like someone like that sounded real
that's what I'm saying
you're like that guy on TikTok
but he starts with a smile
that's when I know you're like okay
you get real excited about it
you get like real like
because it's a topic
it's a topic that can start
we can like all chip into something
right that's like we know
we know nothing about it
look up aliens in Miami
no I'm not gonna feed into your fucking stupid
we know what it's about it's not even stupid
you know
did we talk about the guy on TikTok that just would make up
fake stories
about like
Yeah, we did.
Yep, we did
and a lot of people
fell for it and I did too
until I did too.
Wait, what?
Yeah, is that scary?
It's a weird feeling.
It's like,
I remember I really felt for
the baby no money
got stabbed in a concert
and like, I literally looked it up.
I was like, what?
There's no way this happened.
It's the guy, it's the guy
who was on TikTok
he's like,
uh,
what does he say?
He starts with like a...
Fun fact.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's like...
Or not so fun fact.
Not, yeah.
Not so fun fact.
Uh,
and then he tells a story
about like something
that happened.
that's like completely like like sketch got punched at a bar yeah exactly he's like not so fun fact
sketch was uh during the recording of blah blah blah blah blah blah there was a bar fight with sketch
somebody else like yeah like after the mr beast video but he doesn't name and sketch went to a ball
he doesn't he doesn't like he just says shit he just says it post and that's in and everyone's like
what but then when you look it up viable news source isn't that crazy and then i looked it up and i was
like everyone on sorry I'm gonna say this everyone on Reddit was like okay no everyone
ready is like okay but I heard this guy say it but where is like no one's talking about it
right right that's what everyone says like no one's talking about it no it's so easy to spread
misinformation crazy but then people people kind of like dilute themselves and they're like no I think
I've heard it before like I think I think I know what he's talking about and they're like that's
where it's where it really starts it's it's in the
I think's.
And the I think,
I think, I think.
Well,
maybe he's just reading off his fan fiction.
Oh,
you don't,
bitch,
don't even start.
Maybe he's writing
fan fiction.
What?
He has fan fix.
He's writing all these,
like,
you know.
Well,
they basically are.
Yeah,
I guess so.
They're,
like,
fictitious stories.
Were they ever
credible ever at one point?
I don't know.
I don't really go that deep.
I just,
like,
I actually got,
I got so many of his videos
and I believed
every single one
up until I did too.
You know,
I admit,
I did too.
I did too. I forget what story broke
the cycle and I was like, wait a minute.
There is something I do want to talk about.
Yeah.
There's this one guy. I think you guys know his name.
His name's World of T-shirts.
Joshua Block.
Yeah.
Yeah. A lot.
Like, he's...
He's got an iron...
What is it?
Iron stomach?
Yeah, he...
What's not the stomach? What process is alcohol?
Liver.
Got an iron liver.
Well, I don't know, man.
He's thrown up...
He's thrown up quite a few times.
I'm pretty sure
that he's got an iron
liver.
Yeah.
Because I remember in that damn show
shameless,
the guy got a liver
transplant because he drank too much.
There you go.
So,
yeah,
I was going to say that I feel like
it's really sad
because Joshua Block is like a 21-year-old.
I think he just turned 22
literally as we're recording this podcast.
No way,
happy birthday.
Yeah.
And he just turned what?
22.
Damn.
But he's like,
he's an alcoholic.
Like,
he's an actual alcoholic.
He drinks like every day.
Every day.
there's dedicated TikTok accounts to this guy
tracking his blood alcohol content
and he's damn neared 5.0
blood alcohol content
5.0.
And like he's surrounded by enablers
and it's awful.
Yeah and that's what,
that's what I'm trying to say.
It's like,
I'm pretty sure it's 5.0,
unless it's 0.5.
Dude, which one sounds worse?
0.5 or 5.0?
I.
BAC.A.C.
Let's see.
Yeah, I don't know what the...
All right, let me see here.
Okay, it was definitely not five.
Because 5 would kill you.
Oh.
Point,
0.45 would be, like, legally intoxicated.
So it goes by weight, I guess.
So let's say that he's, like, I'm looking at him.
He's probably, like, 160 pounds.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
He has been near or at 1.4 something like BAC,
and that's, like, way, way too intoxicated.
Like, the legal amount's 0.08.
0.08.
It's awful how people treat him.
But, yeah, he gets taken advantage of.
That's the whole point I'm trying to say.
I'm not trying to bash on him in any way.
Like, that's not at all what I was trying to say.
What I was trying to say is I feel really bad for him.
Uh-huh.
Because he's being,
he's being surrounded by so many content creators,
content creators, quote unquote.
It's just old dudes that are just exploiting him and like making him.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
Wasn't it like a curated,
and I say curated because I'm pretty sure there's a guy behind there that did it all.
Started with a guy named Michael Quinn.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
A guy named Michael Quinn.
Yeah.
And then now there's a guy in New York.
His name is Mr. Baste.
who's like a live streamer
What?
Yeah
Mr. Baste
Mr. Baste
And it's just really sad
Like anyone can go on to this
And watch it
His audience
It's like they're all calling him captain
Because he wears a captain's hat
He's got the sailor hat
And he's got the sailor hat
And he's always, you know
They're always saying like
Roughseys in York
It's so strange
Him and Daniel Larson
Like
That was gonna say that
That guy
And base
Like they just
Like they ruined their life
And it's like
How can people be okay with that?
Yeah
They're just
Okay with doing that
exactly like these these kids don't really know too much you know what I'm saying like they don't
know like yeah because they know what they're doing like Josh's autistic and like it's terrible they're
taking full advantage of he's like really smart too like that's the thing like I've I've watched enough
of like the streams and things like that like not just clips like actual streams like he's like
pretty aware of just in general like he's got good humor he's really smart he's able to like actually
like you know have conversations it's great right but he is being enabled so
hard and being used for money so bad. It's really, really sad to watch. So if I end up ever going
back to New York City or whatever, I will... Save him? I don't think I don't think, I don't think
save is the right term, but like, I kind of just want to meet him and like, be like, hey, bro.
Yeah. You know, there is other ways to do this. Like, take it from a content creator.
Because all these people that are content creators that are around him are people that are trying
to exploit him for money. So now, imagine meeting someone that doesn't.
doesn't want to explain.
No, I best not see no Instagram live from the software lead.
Imagine.
Oh my God.
Like, yo.
That'd be the worst thing to ever have.
That would be awful.
I wouldn't,
I would never do that.
But, like,
it really does make me sad, you know,
because, like,
I worked with children of special needs for a long time.
Not even just children.
I worked with adults, too.
Like,
they are very,
very easy to be taking advantage of because it just is how it is,
you know, whether they're neurotypical or not.
So, yeah, that was really sad,
but I wanted to kind of air out the fact that,
like, I was watching that stream,
and these guys were just,
They just, they just love the attention that they're getting just because it's so strange.
Like, how can anyone be content and not feel like guilty as that?
Dude, dude.
And then, and then they're like, no, dude, I'm helping him.
I'm trying to be a good influence on him.
And it's like, it's like they're, he's trying to control the alcohol consumption that the guy has, you know?
It's like, bro, he should be going to rehabilitation centers.
Like, damn, dude.
Seriously.
The poor kids' grandparents don't like the guys or anything like that.
Like, it's just so sad.
Really sad story.
Is his family?
Because this is in New York, right?
Uh, yeah, but he's from, like, Virginia.
But he...
What?
Yeah, he's from Virginia.
But is his family from Virginia or is his family in New York?
I'm pretty sure his family's in Virginia.
I thought they were from, like, Jersey or some.
No, I'm pretty sure his family.
Pretty sure he said he's from Virginia.
I don't know where his grandparents live.
I don't know that too deep of allure, but, like, I will say that his grandparents
are not very, very happy.
Are you good?
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, you're good.
I see?
What is that?
Oh, it's a fucking lawn mower.
Yeah.
Shit.
That sounded crazy my ear.
I just know that his grandparents are not too happy with like what's going on.
So they've even vocalized it.
Like they call him up and then, yeah.
So what do you do, man?
What do you do in a situation like that, you know?
Do you just like kind of, because a kid, he could die like straight up.
Yeah.
Yep.
He could die.
So.
It's just like, evil.
It's like evil.
So evil.
It's so evil, bro.
Like all the people that are around this poor guy looks so evil too.
But then it's also like,
Does a kid even want old?
Like old dudes.
Because he's young.
I know.
But then again, food for thought devil's advocate.
Oh.
When he was alone without people around him, he was still running around New York alone,
getting so drunk and like licking the subway floor and making a fool of himself.
Yeah, he did do that.
He was on the subway and he like ran his tongue all across the floor.
It was so gross.
It was so gross.
It was so gross.
He needs someone.
He needs someone to help them.
Yeah.
That's all I really need.
Yeah, to truly help him.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You didn't know about that?
No.
You ever saw that video?
No.
It's a really hard watch.
I was gonna say, the only thing I've seen him from him was that clash they had, or, like, you know, again, period of clash that he had with Daniel Larson.
Mm.
Where they were, like, I guess, beefing, but they weren't really beefing.
They were just kind of like, it was that fucking one dude.
It was that old guy.
Michael Quinn.
Yeah.
And he kind of, like, made them like.
He, like, had them meet up.
And there's like a clip of Daniel Larson eating a fucking Starbucks croissant.
and they're like, and Josh is sitting there like saying that he's not an alcoholic or something and
that even, and like I remember watching this clip. It was literally yesterday and people were in
the comments were like, I can't believe that Daniel Larson is the voice of reason right now in
the conversation because Daniel Larson was saying like that it's like, yeah, maybe you should
cut back on the alcohol like stuff like that. Wow. You know? It's just, it's just sad because
they got like exploited so bad. They got exploited so fucking bad. For what? For what, dude? There's
be a special place in hell for those people.
Yeah.
There's got to be.
Well,
every time I see a video
of either of them,
usually these people kind of being like, man,
that fucking sucks.
Well, there's that,
and then there's the people that egg on.
I was going to say,
I think those people that egg on are usually the ones that are like actively
on the lives,
on the,
you know,
like,
because the only videos that I get from,
from Josh or anybody,
is like edits, like edit or videos kind of talking about, you know, yeah.
Oh, that.
Okay.
So like, it's not directly from him.
It's just somebody talking about it or whatever the hell.
Well, and this is like, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
So I was, and this is the last kind of topic we could talk about with this,
but I watched a live when, and Josh was sitting there, and they had TTS on for $20.
Mr. Base had a, people were donating $20 to talk directly to Josh.
So it's like, one, Mr. Base is probably just pocketing all that money, if anything.
even there was a clip of Josh saying like am I going to get a cut of your donations and then Mr.
Bace like whispered he like whispered something in his ear and it said like that's going to be our secret
that's going to be our secret and it's like what the fuck yeah but like no so these people are donating
and they're either saying like I'm loving the streams you guys are awesome Mr. Baste you're the best
or they're telling Josh that he's like a loser and that he's going to die soon and like they're
being totally mean to this guy you know out of nowhere get him
get a reaction.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just super, super toxic.
Also, how does this house still have flies?
Oh, these guys?
No, they're friendly now.
Oh, okay.
They're dope?
Yeah, they're dope.
Is there still more flies downstairs?
Not really, no.
There was one trashpin that we actually took outside that was kind of bad.
Did they move out?
It was just a trash bin that, because we have like, we have like three now, or we did have
three in the kitchen.
Mm-hmm.
And one of them was kind of like off the side.
and like not in the main kitchen.
It was just a trash bag?
No, it was like a trash bin.
Oh, okay.
And we just never used it, you know, and then realized one day that it's like full of shit.
And there's like a bunch of flies were like, oh, and then we took it outside.
And then there was a significant amount of flies that were not in the house now.
Right.
After the fact.
Wow.
So that was the big attractor.
That was kind of, yeah, it kind of was.
The festival.
The carnival has now left.
The carnival fucking flew out of the house and they all flew with it, I guess.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Did I haven't been to a carnival in such a long time?
I'm scared of carnival.
They're kind of jank most of the time.
I have a really big...
Yeah, they are kind of ass, aren't they?
But when I was a kid, like 16, I looked forward to them, dude.
What kind of carnival?
Are you talking about the big circus?
Yeah.
Yeah, those are scary.
Not like...
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Rides they put up overnight.
Yeah, that was, yeah.
Which one?
Not a carnival, like, where there's, like,
animals that are in, like, a circus.
Not a circus.
Yeah, like, a carnival, like, you go there because it comes to your town for, like, a week.
Cany, the most fatty foods you've ever seen in your...
Funnel cakes and deep fried Oreos.
Orio's...
That's crazy. Carnival culture, there needs to be
a study on that, I think. That's wild.
Dude. What's scary, dude? I've seen somebody
like horror shit related towards carnivals.
Like, my mind just goes straight to like...
You watch too many scary stuff.
When I was really young, okay, and I had access to
the internet when my mom, you know,
bless her heart, but God, goodness me,
I was actually way too early.
Okay, regardless, right?
There was a lot of videos on YouTube.
that would pop up, that would be like,
uh,
ride accident.
And it would be like a really,
really bad quality video of like a ride.
You know,
it would be like one that's spinning,
maybe one that rocks back and forth,
maybe just a roller coaster.
And someone flies off.
It flies off or dies.
And then I'm like,
oh my God.
And then,
you know,
it doesn't help that like final destination
wants to make a whole movie about people,
you know.
Yeah.
I,
uh,
it's real.
I did see that clip.
I remember some time ago.
Remember,
it was from one of those high rise.
rides. Like it goes all the way up and then they drop you.
Remember? There was a kid that recently within the past like five years, he fell out of his
seat and died. But I was saying that, you know Wildwood? Have you heard of Wildwood, New Jersey?
It's like all the way at the bottom of New Jersey. It's literally like exit one, I think,
or exit two. Is it on the border before it leaves the state? No, there's just water there.
The Hudson is like right there, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is it the Hudson? No, the
Del Water Gap is right there. I'm stupid.
Um, I think it's a del water gap. It's pretty much what separates you from like Maryland,
I think, or Delaware. Del water gap, let's call it that. But, um, anyway, so you go all the way
down to Wildwood. Dude, the biggest fucking, what do you call those things? The spinning movie?
What do they call? Ferris wheels? Oh. Dude, this thing's huge.
Before, I think this is a few years back, like five, six years ago. A girl reached, like,
she was all the way at the top. She looked over. She, like, I think fainted or something, and she fell off
and died. Oh shit.
And ever since then, they had to put up, like,
barriers and stuff like that on the
actual thing. Yeah. I remember my first
roller coaster. I was pretty fucking, I was
like, oh. Dude. Because it was like, it was
one of those ones, uh,
where like the thing comes down.
There's no belt. Yeah. No bell or not. It just hugs you.
Yeah. Like, from the top. Yeah. And I mean, it's pretty secured,
but like still, like, when you,
when you have no belt, you just feel like you're gonna like,
yeah. Dude.
Wait, how are you on rides? I don't understand.
and the bar once.
The ones where it's just a bar.
Oh my gosh.
Like,
what the fuck?
There's one that I ride where it's a pirate ship and it's just the bar and you go all
the way upside down and it's like if you try,
you'll fall out.
Like if you wiggle enough,
you will fall out.
Yeah.
Like what?
How are you?
Because you get motion sick.
So how are you with rides?
I'm not,
I love rides.
I haven't roller roller coasteraster in a while.
Roller coasters are awesome.
I love,
I used to hate rides until my team.
Me too.
to ride a roller coaster
because he's like
class trip.
Yeah,
I was the class trip
and he was like,
come on,
come on.
That's wholesome.
And I was like,
I was like,
I was like, uh-uh,
because I was the only one in the class
that I didn't want to go,
that didn't want to ride.
And all my class went on this one roller coaster and it was great.
And I was like,
all right.
Dude,
shout out.
My first loop roller coaster,
I like cried all the way up the hill.
And then as soon as,
um,
we went down the hill,
I started laughing and having the best time of my life.
And then did you want to do it again?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I was like scream crying on the way I love
I love the ones where they go back
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What are we saying
Rollercoaster's death
I don't know
Oh yeah
Yeah the ones that goes backwards
And it goes backwards
And it goes backwards
And it shoots you forward
And you go through the whole loops
And then you do the whole thing back
all again six flags yep stanton dude i love six flags dude el toro at six flags is one of the
only rides to ever undo my watch i was wearing a watch i swear oh my god it's like it's like a hand
yeah so that was like a crazy ride el toro the bull right or the bull yeah yeah that thing is
crazy it's a wooden ride too i really okay i want to like i'm so curious about it but i feel
like I have would actually be scared, low-key.
You know the one where
it literally just shoots you straight?
What happened?
Um, I need to pee.
Go pee, man.
Yeah, you go pee.
You hit the ride that goes...
Yeah, it's the one that goes straight.
It turns a little bit, and then it
falls down. Yeah, it's a really simple...
King de Kha.
Yes.
King to be like a dragster.
It goes up and then back down, spirals down,
and then goes over like a hump or something
like that, and then you're done.
I guess so.
Isn't it like the fastest
ride?
It was, I think, the fastest for a long time.
It's like, it shoots you at like 120 miles an hour.
You go up like 50 stories or something like that.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, I went on that ride.
Last time I was at Six Flags, I went on that ride.
It was a good time.
You're trying to get your head cut off.
I love that ride so much.
You have no idea.
Okay.
Well, folks, it is surprisingly,
that's kind of crazy.
That was a fast podcast.
That was a, that felt like the world's fastest podcast in my head.
That was good.
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