The Group Chat - #117 - Holy Nitrous.

Episode Date: September 14, 2024

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We are here. Hello. Have we already started? Hello. Welcome group to the group track back past. Hello. Welcome poop to the root at. As you guys are watching this, this is actually episode 92.

Hello. But we decided that we're going to randomly backlog this video. So this is episode 117. Did you see? Yeah, I think so. They're still stuck in the submarine. I can't believe it. Yeah, they're about to run out of oxygen.

Wait. Well, you can hear them. They're trying to get out. You can hear them, listen. Who do you guys think is going to run against Donald Trump? Barack Obama. We're not doing this. We're not doing this.

Why would you bring my... I started it off. Okay. I did you ask that. We lied. We're not on episode 93. We're on episode 12. We lied again.

We're actually back on it. Yeah. So like we knew... We knew at episode 12 we were going to move into this house. So that's why we're on episode. Wait, when did we... No? We created a fake congressman.

run and make people believe he's real. Yeah, let's put a... Like PJ Fisher. Can we do that? I voted for PJ. Who is PJ? He's got good policies. Yeah.

I have to say two things. One, make sure you use code group for 10% off with your purchases. And two, save yay. What? Save yay. Hashtag save yay. I don't know how you remind me of like read the link. He's like, R. IP pop smoke.

RIP Pops Smoke. Pop smoke. Who's pop smoke? We have to save yay. Huh? Who's pop smoke? We do have to say yay. We got to get it off that nitrous.

Yeah, we have to, bro. Off that nitrous. Is he really on nitrous? He's off, he's off that nitrous. He's being supplied huge cans, like giant. That's how they do it.

I'm sorry, but... What a lucky man. People that do that scare these shit out of me. Look up galaxy. Are you sorry about that? Look up Galaxy gas because they started getting like sold, like inside.

People who do black tar. Kill me! Look at, look at, Kill me, butt. Cancel me. It's just my opinion. Look up galaxy gas. I get kind of freaked out.

Because that's the shit that they... Galaxy gas? Yeah, that's it. I'm going to look up Galaxy cats instead. Galaxy cards. Yeah. Yes. Okay, what are we looking at?

Galaxy gas. Galaxy gas. Is this the thing that's being supplied? Yeah. Well, wait, no. These are recreational ones. These are recreational wippets. No, they're actually...

No, those are for... Whip cream. Yeah. Yeah. But they just... Yeah, you can get those at any... My name, Lil T, bro. Yes.

Would they age verify me or no? Probably. Probably, yeah. Wait, which one of you bought something off of Walmart? And then you guys got... It was somebody... Somebody was talking about it. I bought Mucinex and they identified me or whatever.

They IDed me. Oh, yeah, because they got some... Oh, I bought the air dusters for keyboards. It was you. I got ID. Yeah, it was you. I remember. Well, yeah, that makes sense for sure.

That and, like, spray paint. you'll get checked for? Damn. Why, is it legal to Huff that shit? Well, yeah, you're not supposed to. You can huff spray. You can huff sharpies.

Damn. Remember, like, on science class you scribble the sharpie. Oh. Yeah. For me, my weakness is gasoline. Gasling and does kind of smell. I love just huffing gas.

Yeah. I just put it into a cloth. I'm like, me and my friend's called huff and G. Huff and G. Yeah. That's crazy.

Y'all talking about G with money? I'm talking about G with gas. Dude, are y'all, are y'all just a huffers, dude? And this guy's about a huff-s stuff his nose, bro. God, this guy's-haffin' off his nose, bro. Is that glue? Is that glue? What is it? Animalistic.

Wait, so I can smell fucking everything. I'm going to sniff this guy's fucking insides. I watched a video. I watched a video yesterday, and it was about little baby giving a tour of his house. He's got something called a bachelor pad. Are you guys familiar with a bachelor pad? No. You know where you laying in your helicopter?

No, right here. No, it's not where you're laying your helicopter. But a Bachelor pad is basically when you're a single dude and you got a house and you're able to like use it to throw parties and events and stuff like that. But he was showing off this one part of his room. Bro, he had a hard quote. He has this hammock that's in his room. It's not even like a hammock. It's like a suspended seat that you sit in.

And he said even when I'm sitting, I'm always moving. Even when I'm sitting in some shit like that. I thought that was kind of hard to say. He didn't even mean it like that. but like you're the type of guy to be like hey man

I went over when I'm moving I'm sitting I went over my friends had a flag with a snake on it and Loki had

had some hard shit on him man it just said don't tread on me and I really really fucked with that message I got really

it really just resonated yeah dude I just felt like some I don't know it was just that that statement he said has some aura to it

bro I'm not gonna lie he had some some freaking aura yes yeah have you guys have you guys have you guys

have you guys seen the Walmart commercial No. Yes, I have. Why did you bring it up? Oh my God. I haven't seen the full thing.

I saw a clip. I was like, oh. You guys, I want to watch it real quick? It's really cool. It's not copyright either. It's really up to date. It's up to date with everything.

It's up to date with all the lingo and the cool guy. We'll see. I don't remember if I'm being honest with you. Is it this one? Walmart school? Yeah, it is. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Because there's a different one. There's one with a school bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the one. Oh, I'm scared. Is this real? Buckle up. Yeah this is real

Yes Taylin that fits slaves yes oh it's no I hate those types of edits Hold on all on all on we're about like do a double on da da da da da da They made it awesome let me find it real quick you guys ruined everything What is this? 1999 commercial hold on now whatever I'll take it Is that a hat? Oh wait this is animated this is what is what is what is what Oh my god

I remember rollback Walmart rollback rebate I love when that happens at Walmart Wow Wow That's when I was born no way Oh well that damn I remember that

Wait click on that 13 years ago click on and see when it dropped Oh this? Yeah I want to see something July 20th 2011 Oh my god Wait I thought YouTube was around a 99 for some reason never mind What the dude that was awesome? July 20th and 2011

Where the hell is this commercial dude? Because it's not this one is it the top one? They hide it? They might have taken it down Oh no it is this one it's five minutes long. We'll watch the first six seconds It's five minutes Eh Taylin that pit slaves Cat can it's for your secret? We don't say we say

We say you wait You eight Cool Girl So hard Maximum or a point Oh yeah Oh

It's different From how it was in the 1900s Oh Oh Everyone's really feeling themselves Diffy It's really Diffy Oh

Oh Oh Wait wait wait Wait wait Did you catch that Hold on I have a prediction Wait wait wait

Wait wait one more time Hold on real quote real quick Oh, come on, baby. Come on, son. Talking about. We need these writers back. Can I make a prediction?

It can't be how people talk. It is how they talk. It's not, grung. It's how everybody talks. Have you ever seen Congress? I was on stream doing Fortnite or Phil duos and I joined a lobby with a kid and he was actually talking like that

and it was a very eye-opening and shocking. Did you hear Tanner what Tanner just said? No. Tanner said again. What you said, dude. well I said of course that's how they talk have you ever heard like Congress they talk like they talk like that they talk like that well that's why they're all trying to get Kaisinette because they're trying to like the final like piece of the puzzle

yeah they're trying to that is actually crazy because I when when I heard that Aiden Ross was like trying to get ice just to say like some Trump whatever the hell and then seeing that Kamala Harris is like Secret Service agents and other affiliates were reaching out the Kaisenat for a stream like influencers are becoming like weaponized as like getting votes that's crazy

I had to turn down RFK It all started with Casey Nice stat I'm gonna say it now It all started with Gabby Hannah and Casey Nice stat It all started with YouTube In one of those YouTube rewinds I wish this happened back when like John F Kennedy was alive

Imagine a lot of John F fucking Kennedy JFCC Ladies and gentlemen JFK Wait like at his prime At his prime or after his prime At his prime Okay, I was about to say

What? Dude, he'd just be sitting there You made like a huge show I mean, I'm, don't touch me I'm edgy Don't tread on me Don't touch Oh

Guys I now know what it's like to live with roommates in a house And Having fun bro Are you learning something about yourself Is it awesome Are you learning something about yourself

Bro? Enjoying you bro We've been playing Smash in the living room That's been our game Yeah It's like it's like all fun in games until me and Camden play for some reason we both well I don't really want to speak for him because maybe it's something I need to work on but like

dang hey self-reflection it gets so so heated like oh my gosh well so he did like how I had a team are you just getting like mad at the game I'm no I'm getting mad at him for what for what because because he uses the same damn move and then he like is smug about it What kind of heat it is this? You know, what are we talking about here? What are we saying? He's using Ness and he's just spamming PK fire into a drag. What are you saying to him?

What are you saying to him? I just want to slice. He does this. Watch. Whenever he wins or knocks you, he looks at him and goes like, okay. Dude, I'll get really mad at my sisters because they would beat my ass. and I unplug their controller and leave

Why don't you just spam back then, bro? Because I don't want to stoop to his levels. Okay, I'll tell you right now, if you play Dark, like Sonic, I'm switched, I switched to Sonic today. Don't play so. No, no, no, play like. Little Mac sucks in ultimate. No, no, no, Lil Mac is,

no, he's pretty bad, I'm not going to lie. I like Little Mac. He's got like no recovery, bro. What did you say? Sonic is so funny, so fast and he can do whatever. I don't need recovery. What the hell is this guy? Who the hell is this guy?

Blue. That's the smash world champion in 2008. Oh shit. Hey, everybody. Put some respect on his day. There's something about fighting games that make people so angry. Oh my God. Because it feels like you're the one getting your ass kick.

Yeah, it's like it's 100% your fault. It's like your brain getting your ass kicked. Your brain feels like shit afterwards. That's why I don't even like fighting games at all. Like at all. Can I tell you something? You should play dark pit. Learn learn how to play dark pit.

Oh, wait. His side beat is like unstoppable. Yeah, isn't it the same? No, they have like, both of them are like a little different. Sonic is funny, turned into a little ball. I like, I like playing Luigi because it gets my sister mad because I do like that one running attack was like... Oh, you like launch at it out of like a missile?

Kirby's great. Kirby's my favorite. Yeah, but against a PK fire, you're just going to keep running into it. Dude, PK fire, getting hit back to back to back by a PK fire makes you want to kill yourself. It's like if you play Ness, you got to grow. Okay, then play Villager, dude. Just keep on setting those little missiles.

I used to play. Before I switch to Sonic, my main was Lucas. And then it got boring because the only finisher he has that damn ice move. And I was like, this is too easy and not fun, so I'm switching off. Oh, you know how I got really good at Kinky rule. You put a wave vest. Oh, my God. That's not good. You said too easy.

You have to be careful. You're going to offend someone. It's a smash pro in the comments. It's like, I know exactly how they look. They go back for the recovery on the ledge and you just time the ice and then they and then they just fly off. No matter the percent they're at, they will die. See, if you were good at the game, you'd be playing, what's his name?

Kirby. No. Who's the guy that Captain Falcon? That's what he plays. And you'd grab him and you throw him and you'd fly him off the map. Yeah, that's what Nick plays. He's a beast. So out of everything that you were about to say about discovering your, like, rules with

roommate. I didn't expect smash and getting angry at that. I was expecting like, Camden won't leave his effing dishes in the effing sink. No. So effing annoying. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. That's not a roommate thing.

It's just a smash gross thing. It's like, we're pretty clean, but, um, we're chill. Are you clean? We haven't even been here a week. You make your bed? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.

Do you make your bed? Fuck, no. Do you make your bed? I make my bed. I make my bed. Dude, making your bed is so important. Tanner, do you make the bed? Yeah, it's like the first task of the day.

Yeah, I make my bed. Okay, grunk, what gets me up and moving? Since you two apparently make your beds, what do you guys do when you first wake up? I wake up, get out of bed, and then make my bed. You make the bed first and then you pee? Yeah. Oh, unless I really have to be sadistic. He's sadistic.

What are you like American? I go. I sit on the toilet for like 10 minutes. I scroll my phone. Then I go back. I look at my bed. I'm like, yeah, I need to make it. Then I make it.

Okay. Because if you look at a bed that's unmade, it's like, oh. Yeah, I'm like, well, my life's fucked up. I wake up, I look at the mirror, I kiss the mirror. Then I go take a shit, then I go back, and I look at my chair. Because, like, you shit first thing in the morning? No, I don't get a shit. I never poop in the morning unless I drink the night before.

I'm a night pooper. I poop in the nighttime. Yes, exactly. Night cropper. Yeah. Wait, that's crazy. You guys are all night poopers? Oh, yeah.

Are you? I poop whenever. No. I'm not. I poop right after the gym and I think it's because I do abs and I think I flush it through. Oh, you squeeze it down. Yeah. It's like toothpaste. You just fucking Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. You know what it is? I hate drinking smoothie king smoothies now. I used to, I love them to death. Don't get me wrong. But I cannot, for the life of them, drink them inside of a house. Tropical smoothie. Bro, they make them one sip of any smoothie gets me full as fuck and I throw the rest away.

It gets cold, you said? Yeah. It makes me full after a few sips. I'm like, I'm like, oh. Dude, I- Oh, you get snuggish. It lasts me hours. It lasts me, like, at least an hour and a half. Okay, well, maybe that's my problem. You drink it way too fast.

I waft it down. I'm a dog. Yes, you sit there and go, I'm a dog. You know how like you see dogs that just uncontrollably eat? No, dude, cats, like little, like little kittens. Yeah, they get into fucking food and they go. Look at the baby cat eating salmon.

He just comes over all greedishly. Baby cat eating salmon? That. Lottonessly. he's like gnom gnom gnom gnom mhm yeah

Isaac hates this cat the way the head god what he's like this oh my why look it doesn't know where to go

oh my god paste yourself bro it's not even I think that's adorable but you think why am I the criminal for hating on monkeys that are like

that just got their head what's your issue they're so ugly dude what the hell are you in those comments sections are you those friends that have a playlist of like monkeys getting killed awesome yeah and you're like yeah deserve it baby monkey uh washing hair get washing hair look how dumb its eyes look is oh okay the ones where they smile like this is feel happy god this feels like it's gonna have a bad idea oh man i'd be so nervous to handle one of these creatures i hate that

because it's you know it's smarter like it's unpredictable You know what it is capable of? Oh, what about this, though? You don't know what it's singing about. Take a look at this one. Oh, what the heck? Oh, that's mine. That's my monkey.

This is what my guy does, dude. Yeah. Damn, that's an expensive-ass bathroom. Okay, look up orangutangue squeeze his monkey head. No. Oh, wait, that one is crazy, actually. Because he tries to steal... Wait, is it a real thing.

Oh. Yes, that video is a classic. Yeah. He tries to steal root food. He's like, squawk. Squishing monkey? Is it this one? Instant calm.

Guys, don't worry, no death is in this video. I don't know. He's just a fucking death. He has a lesson. He's eating his food. He's like, he won't give you that. Oh. Oh! I don't know if he did let go now that I think of it.

I don't know. I can't know. I don't know if he actually did live after that. we scroll through. Like, what was he thinking? Yeah, they're kind of like, dude, they're assholes sometimes. They kind of think they're the shit and they'll just do it. They'll take anything. Like a chihuahua. They're not even

the fart. That was dope. Yeah. That was dope. Yeah. It's not the fart. Thank you. No, like a orangutan has reminded me of like an old wise teacher. Like, uh, no, like a bald sort of small smart teacher. I would know there's a lot of love that aggranting. But also is

Uh-huh. I don't know. I'll think of it, guys. Speaking for a second, they're old man. Yeah, I don't know why the way they don't even know. Guys, oh, go ahead. I went to my first show back here at school, and I got my lip busted and it.

Someone punched you in the face. You got in a mug. Wait, were you maugging? I'm moshing, I mean. Sorry, wrong turn. Can you mug? I was mogging, yeah. Wait, did they say mogging in that Walmart commercial?

Yeah, they did they say it a bit? I don't know. But no, you can't wear that. That mug's all of us. That's a five-minute endeavor. Yeah, never mind. I want to go upon the five-minute endeavor. Wait, so grunk said that he got hit.

Was it in a mosh pit? Yes, it was. And if you let me tell my story, you'll untow me why. So there's this drunk MF motherfucker out in the pit. And he grabbed my, my hand, like, you know, grab my around my neck like this, like we're friends and I um and I put my hand back on his shoulder and then he ran from one side of the crowd to the other side and since I didn't have my hand to protect my face he just slammed

me into another person and I like hit my tooth which hit into my lip and I started gushing like oh my you should have picked up one of those like gate like the dividers or swing yeah right in his head no I it pisses me off but hey I was you know No, you can't be too mad. Who does that? Is that like something, is that something that you have to kind of expect when you go mosh pitting? Yeah,

like you can't, like you can't be like, hey, what the fuck? Like, no. It's just, everybody's got to hurt each other.

Wait, so like you could just assault someone straight up and like, well, no, you'll get your shit kicked in. So like, if I saw you standing behind me and I really wanted to hit you, I could just like do a spinning back fist and then just say it was by accident.

I didn't see you. No. Okay. I think people will tell if it's on purpose or not. Yeah, some of them, like, there was one video I started, like, this guy was going to the circle and he just, he just started punching random ass people and they all ganged up on him. Yeah, like, if someone's going too hard, everyone will gang up on them. Dude, I remember the one clip where the guy, like, pushes the other guy over the drum set and the entire drum set just breaks and they still have to play music. I saw that. I fell one time into, like, the pedals, like, the pedals for the guitar is, and it unplugged.

everything and I like oh you're a dick what you say but no but no he he rehooked it up and it was like that was awesome do it again that was awesome do it again dude the most chill people ever tannum what were you gonna say before so like what it so the whole goal of a moshby is to like aimlessly or blindly just start swinging or just like not on purpose but try and hurt people like what's the whole it's about it's about energy man it's about the energy are you just like pushing each other yeah it's just like you're expelling your energy yeah it's just like you're expelling your energy and people can do whatever with that. Tanner, let me show you

a visual example. I think we do. Sorry to the listeners. I will never do these huge ones. This is too much. Holy shit, this looks like a war. Okay, hold on. Wall of death. Oh, here we go.

You got some big guys. It's like a war. Let's see where it gets crazy. Oh yeah, here we go. Oh, yeah, turn them up. This is how America picks his soldiers. Isaac I think that we need

The Mosh pit before every single podcast The festival Mosh pits are insane Like literally what is going on Jesus crying What is oh my God Yo I just got like a big frame of just like

Gothic pussy in my face And that was so unwelcome Just some I was watching some bros Moshed Where did that come from? All right Let's start a Mosh pit at TwitchCon

which we're going to by the way. Oh. So if anyone's going to TwitchCon. TwitchCon. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on, bro. Don't be scared, bro.

I don't want to do that either. Let's mosh pit. I don't want to touch them. Not the place. Not the time. Not the people. Yeah. Let's go to Nvidia or whoever's over there.

Okay, that's perfect. Let's mosh pit right over there and break all of their end. Their CPUs and graphics cards and PCs and let's do it. We should see if there's any shows there. Any hardcore shows? I'm sure. Yeah, Abba. ABA, of course

Anyone in the San Diego area Check the weekend of TwitchCon And look out for punk shows And let us know Let us know about some secret shit Y'all got going on We want to see a cult Let us know about the local

That'd be sweet A cult I would moch to Eba Well, when we go out there We should probably stay a few days extra I'm not going to lie How long? Like two more days

Two more weeks Record a group video or something San Diego Yeah San Diego's got the haunted house Oh my They got the haunted hotel

The clown San Diego San Diego Tanner should Tanner should bust at the Ouija board Yeah is this Is this still in your room?

It is still in my room You guys are haunted Is it already? Nah You could bring it out Where you left it here You can't use somebody else's Ouija board

Can I? Okay I know you hate it I know you both Don't fuck with it at all Grunk I don't know if you care about it Do you care much about it?

He's through a screen I'm a skeptic Well you are to care less I'm a skeptic I don't believe. I want to do a October episode where, you know, it gets pulled out. Some crazy happens. The whole house slips upside down.

Maybe. We try and talk to bear. What? Like bear bubub? Yeah, I'm not thinking about bear. Hello. Or chewy. Too perfectly normal and alive human beings.

Yeah, by the way, these people are alive, by the way. Yeah. They're all alive and well Should get like a seance That's so funny They're getting a phone call from 666 You're like hello Hey

Can you hear me Sorry I'm slow at writing this Are you here with us Want to play Rocket League Yeah can we do that Yeah we can Yeah why not You guys don't have to be in the room

I have something to confess about Bear Bub's clip that I don't remember. Do you live there? What was that whole clip about? About his Jubby? Yeah. Because Jubby was saying he was in his apartment room, like his apartment room. And then Bear was like, do you live there? And I was like, yeah, he lives there.

I'm so confused. That was the whole thing. So Barrett gets harassed online all the time. People in the comments just on his TikToks, anything. There will be at least one top comment that says, do you live there? Really? Yeah. What?

Yeah, he can't escape it. Oh, it's popular, it's funny. But I was trying to ask the origin of it, because I can't remember anything after those last Lee VCs. It's like I study for a final and I dump all the information, I can't remember shit afterwards. Oh, you really enjoy my videos, man. Yeah, because you stay up.

Whoa. What? Bearbub, do you live there? You live there. You live there? I'm in my camera so you guys can see it too. I don't know, I'm in my room. Are you upstairs?

No, uh, I mean, it's an apartment. Second. Oh. Do you live there? Yeah. That's it. That's what... Oh, no wonder, I don't remember. I wasn't even there. I wasn't even there, look.

Like, you're so notched a line. I wonder how long I'll be able to stay up after the sunrise. What a harmless question that is so packed full of humor. What? It was like genuinely... Do you live there? Do you live there? Do you live there?

That was such a long time. Time ago. That was growing here. Wait a second. I thought Larry fell asleep first. I guess not? I guess not.

Wait, did I fall asleep first? In the very first last leave you see? I think you did. It was only a six-hour challenge. Wait. You might have. Oh my God. This was the greatest night of my life.

Oh, my God. Ladies and gentlemen, our first contest. Yeah, it was me. Oh, my God. Oh, I lost in the Lights Out Challenge. Oh, my God. Never again by doing Last Sleepy. See, I'm going to say that now.

Dude, there's one more. Oh, I'm tapping out. I remember I tried to stream after this. I streamed for like an hour after this. I was playing Bed Wars, and then I got real sleepy. He got to go to work the next day. The one last leave you see, though, always stick out. the one at the other house that we all lived in.

That was where I visited, that was probably the best one. A lot of people like that one. A lot of people love that one. That was crazy. That was legendary. That one felt long. People like two. That one felt fucking long as shit.

The most recent one was the shortest one, I feel like. That was when you guys burnt the house down. Was it? Yeah, because me and Isaac fell asleep on the couch and I put a pizza in. And we heard, beep, beep. and the smoke was coming out of the oven. I was like, oh.

Speaking. Oh. Yeah. Speaking of which, a current event happened recently. First of all, let's all appreciate life right now. Yeah.

Just for this few seconds. You want, appreciating life. Can I explain for my PEOV and then you explain from yours? It's pretty similar, right? Yeah. So I'm just downstairs in like the camera room that we have.

And Larry was cooking a pizza, right? You're putting something in the oven? No, I was just preheating it to make chicken tenders. Just to make chicken tenders? Okay. So then Larry walks upstairs, right? And I just hear all of a sudden the, what is I think in the drain called?

The blender. The garbage disposal. Dang gang. That thing just starts going off randomly like four, five times, right? It goes like, oh. Like it does that like three, four times. The lights are flickering. And then I hear like a beep.

And now it's Isaac's like, his like battery. He's got like a backup battery in the. That beat. Why the fuck is every single time I hear the story something new comes out. Well, so that's what happened. So I walk over and bro, Larry's like, what the fuck's going on? And I'm like, what the fuck's going on? I was like the garbage disposal just went off.

What are you doing in there? So he walks down to the airs. I'm pre-heating. Bro, there was smoke coming from the oven. The oven was off and there was smoke coming from it. Like a fire was about to start. Like a breaker popped or something. It was one of the scariest things.

Do you see the picture that he has up on screen? Yes. Is that from like the actual fire? That was from... This is behind the oven. This is right behind the oven. Oh my god. Your house,

like you guys are actually cursed. What even happened? I swear to God, I swear to God, Tanner. I swear to God, Tanner, you fucking curses. You tried contacting an NBA star. Forget who the fuck it was

through the Ouija board. Roddy Rich. No, Dennis Rodney. Yeah, you were trying to contact. Dennis Robin? You were there. No, he's alive.

I haven't, I ever reported. I have a, I would try to contact him. He's alive. Oh, wait, who did I try and summon? It was somebody. You were like, oh my God, I remember now.

Who? Who was it? It was Kobe. I'm not even lying. You were trying to contact Kobe. You were trying to contact Kobe. I'm pretty sure. If I go through my old colleagues.

I would be so mad. I would be so mad if Tanner was trying to contact me. He tried contacting a lot of people, dude. He was like, he's like, all right, do something right now. He was spinning the thing. He's like, do something. No one knew him. I'm a skeptic, though.

I need to like, actually. They're like irkum. Is this not evidence right here? The scorpions, the burning down the house almost. Have we never talked to either? Tanner and Grunk, our microwave sparks every single time. Yeah. Stuff in it.

Every single time. Yeah. What does it does? What does? What does? What does? What does? Wait, wait, wait.

Grunk, you're totally forgetting the fact that when we moved into this house, the AC went out within like the second week. Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. The AC was broken. You're actually cursed forever and ever. And then I got so mad I had to go buy an AC unit. And then you guys, Isaac, do you keep my AC on?

Yeah. Yeah, they do. I turned it off. I turned it off. You know, Tanner, I turned it off a few days ago. And Grant was like, wait, dude, don't turn that on. I turn it off. We use it to cool you upstairs.

That's not going to cool you upstairs. We do. You got to. I don't even know that. We're going to break it. I literally turned it off because I was like, wait, why do you guys have power? I was like, why do you guys have this on? Tanner's not even here right now.

This house. a lot of power. 24. Like half stays on. Like the lights stay on and shit. Why do we do that? Because I come up here, it's like 4 a.

m. And these are still on. Like all, everything. Why is that everything? I just got to go on my phone and then turn them all off. Oh,

wow. Bragging. Wow. Dude, I remember last time I left. Wow. Can we kill them bragging. I came back.

I came back after two months. Go ahead, Tanner. Wait, what? Go ahead, Tanner. What did you say? Oh. Well, I was just saying,

because I remember last time I left, and I came back. after like two and a half months and I left my computer on and my AC unit on for that entire time. And that's yeah like I was like oh my god how was my computer not even just broken right now? Then the AC I was doing everything was just sitting there on waiting for you to turn it turn it open it just turn it on play some games. I know I was like you know what was left on Roblox basketball. Hey it's kind of like Wally you were Eva and it was Wally. awlis

my computer is slowing the f down in a scary way mine is too it's getting bad and it's like come on I feel like I just upgraded it did you hear what happened with Intel they slow down your computers oh you have AMD really do you have AMD it was it no I've

I'm making shit up well isn't there something with oh at Apple yeah Apple purposefully slows your phones down no there's no something with Intel I think about. They had a recall. I forget what happened.

They had a recall. Or not a recall. Is it until 7? It's like the, I think it was like the 1400 series or something like that. Basically. Because it would fuck itself. It would basically.

It would exert too much. I watched this one guy on TikTok that explained it. He likes to draw and stuff like that. But he basically explained that the, like the way that the electricity is divided and divvied up amongst the processor, it basically fries itself over like a short period of time or loss. Absurd. I love technology.

I love technology. If you could go back in time and make one thing what would you do. Two steps forward, three steps back. What? If you go back in time and make one thing, what would you do? What would you make? Summer Monkey. That?

The whole movie. You know what's $60 on Amazon now? Oh, unopened or opened? Unopened. It's raising in price. Oh, man. What is that? What is that movie about even?

What do you think it's about? It's called summer monkey. Summer of the title. What does that mean? Is it, is it, what type, what's the genre? A slice of life, love. Aw, perfect, new genres

are dropping, yay. Slice of life and perfect. Slice of hell. So if you go back in time, Tanna, you'd make that, monkey summer? I'd make that. And then I'd make a sequel. Oh, fuck, I was on. Because it has a 4.9 stars. I'm not even kidding. Look up the trailer.

What's the trailer? What is it called again? I do have to, summer the monkeys. There's like two versions. I don't know why. I would make winter of the monkeys and be a direct competitor. Oh, it's a bug. Oh, nice summer warm read.

Winter of the monkeys look scary. Summer of the monkeys. It'd be like kind of the apes, but it wouldn't be called playing of the apes. Movie? Yeah, just look at movie. Look at movie trailer. Because it's in the same photo.

I mean, it's got like a 6.2 And I'm DBB 65. That's the wrong one. That's the wrong number Sorry Sorry Sorry Oh what is it about

Have you watched it already Nope it's unopened Oh sorry Oh my boss It gave it to me as a graduation Disney Oh it is Disney What the fuck

So that it's got to be golden It has to be like the most perfect movie No It got him I think Tanner's lagging The Curse Oh my God The Curse

I'm going to get one by one I'm probably next. No, don't stay there. This is, uh-oh. Oh. Tanner? And he's back? What happened?

What I do? You got lagged. You lagged. Oh, oopsies. Did you hear this freaking out? No. Did you hear anything at all? I don't think so.

We just did. We started like jumping up and down like monkeys on the bed and like doing backflips. Like you missed a lot. We were really, we were late. Jumbie you gas. We were lit. Is there a trailer? Is there a trailer for this movie?

I would. Oh, no, there for sure is. I couldn't find one. I can't wait to hear like the... What how? Once upon a time. There it is. Oh, this is the whole movie.

This is the whole movie, I'm pretty sure. No. Oh, here we go. Hey, Derby Pirate. This is why I couldn't find one. Dude, you're looking at the wrong one. This is not a Disney movie on this case. Is this like a YouTube wannabe copy?

What the fuck is it? This is a daily film. This is where they show like really gross shit. I'm not going to lie. It's where they show the, this is where like this person was a movie movie film is. Like this person was assassinated No footage is found

You'll probably find it on Daily Motion Also why is like every address on earth Fucking popping up and everything Yeah I enjoy blur in all this shit Oh my God Do you live here? Do you live here I'm Victoria Missing and I teach Oh my gosh

Dude is this the internet now What is that happening? Have you guys ever been to like a A newsletter site Oh yeah They're so bad with ads It's horrible Which one? Which website?

Just like newsletter websites like, there's like bejeweled blitz ads. There's like pills Walmart ads like 20 celebrities that jump twice. It's like random shit. It's like I will be honest with you. Twitch has gotten really insufferable. Oh my this is the whole trailer it's pretty big. There's an autobiography about this. Oh $75.00. Oh this is it. Not a penny more. Not a penny less. Where do the monkeys come in? Where are the monkeys? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

It's supposed to be the summer of miracles. It's supposed to be the best summer ever. But what's the money expected visitors come calling. Oh! It turns their world upside down. Whoa! Yes! How do you even teach a monkey to do that?

Anybody who finds them? It's enough to buy my pony. Now, we're here to buy some monkey. What? Fifteen bucks. 30 it was like 30 bucks for hand nobody believes him no one believes when he says monkeys made this mess what the fuck it was a reward it's a bounty circus monkeys

oh i see yeah to keep his dream alive oh the bullies no you're staying here and that's the end of my god oh oh oh what's happening no no How do they get monkey actors? It's growing up. Then they found true love. Why don't they make trailers like this anymore, man? Dude, that this is awesome.

Oh my goodness, suspense. Oh my, there's more lore. No. What's the horror ever. She starts floating. She turns into a monkey. What? I want these new what feels like it.

I found it. To be free on Prada you son It is It is Disney, I knew it Oh my god Available only on video

Wow I can't wait I'm looking forward to it Let's go Christmas game It's coming out soon It's coming out soon The perfect Christmas film

Okay bro Wait so it doesn't say Disney on your box No it just says Featured family film It's actually a rare edition That's a rare edition Miss print Leave it, leave it.

Get it grunted. Grated. See if it says an explicit version. Granted. I don't know. I don't say the printed. The printed. Get it graded.

Granted. Get it grunted. Prided. It says responsibility, family respect, and sacrifice. It's like the biggest so dramatic.

Yeah. Yeah. So we almost died. And that is true. Yeah. That was pretty ass. I'm not going to lie. I got taken from this

awesome life without watching Summer of the monkeys. via that, I would get pissed. Yeah, we're watching some of the monkeys and then this goes off again. No, that would be okay. I'd be chill if we went like that, but if we went before washing some of the monkeys.

So wait, what's the oven? What is the oven doing right now? It's normal. It's chill right now. He fixed it, apparently. You plugged it back in. I don't know. We haven't touched it though

because we're kind of scared to like even being near it right now. Yeah. I wouldn't want to use it. I've only been using the air fryer. I went to go eat yesterday and I was about to put my food in the microwave and I just changed my mind.

Yeah. I just put it back in the fried. I did not eat yesterday. I was like scared. I imagine myself like blowing up. So I'm like, nah, I'm not that hungry.

You press on, beep. It's like a nuclear bomb. We were joking with the, remember the guy? So they were like going to go turn it on. And they were joking with the guy who was like,

there was two guys. And then one was in the kitchen, one was going to turn on the breaker for it. The guy in the kitchen we were joking that he was going to blow up. And he was like, he's like, ha, yeah. I was like, not reassuring at all.

Yeah, not reassuring. He's like, oh, man, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, well. What could happen? What did you describe him as to me? Because I was asking if the electrician came and you were like, yeah, he's just like a regular, regular normal electrician. He's not like an elite.

What'd you call him? You called him something. You call him some special, like, specialists or something like that. Super epic elite. He's like not like a special. industrialist electrician. Oh, a Sears appliance, electrician, technician, God. He was using some big ass words.

Yeah, you're right. I was Sears still in business. I don't know, but for real. And electrician came over and fixed two appliances of ours and made me feel like it was a serious one. Well, ain't that a peach? Just a peach. Just a peach.

Life is great. And so are electricians. But yeah, that guy was funny. Yeah. I miss the electricians that had like a big belly and they would have their butt crack shone all the time. They would just fix every. You're thinking plumber.

Oh. Well, they mean they could be. electricians too they can be everything all around all around handed man farmers hey all right thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you oh I want to act in one of them Disney movies now I feel the spirit the family joy and sacrifice wait can we make a movie we go make one let's make a movie let's make a movie life is a movie let's make it let's make it even move here the monkeys guys I'll do it saving private Ryan saving 20 monkeys saving the summer

That's it. That's it. Saving 20 monkeys. Saving 20 monkeys. Not to be confused with saving private run. From Al Qaeda. Saving 20 monkeys from Al Qaeda. A couple of guys were doing nothing.

And then all the sudden, five guys. One army. We should try and name drop as many businesses or things that we know as possible. Like making it almost like a whole ad read like a complete. Chilling on a summer night and drinking Coca-Cola and pep in... No, no, no, no. Drinking Coca-Cola outside of Walmart. Five guys, one of them is the target.

On the way home from H.E.B., they stop at a Jack-in-the-B. These guys are understanding what they were the idea. I didn't know that Jack-O-Bocs is not a thing. Five guys wandering through the rainforest cafe. There you go. To make it like nonchal-line, you can't just say, going back from H-E-B and having Subway. They went to a train station.

It's 7.11 at Nuss. And they're on a quick trip. There you go. Wait, wait. Why did they take the Panda Express too? They took it to... They had to ride on the Panda Express. Disney land, but like the country.

It's not in the place. Oh, my God. They had one target. One of them had to make the best buy purpose. I don't know. Something stupid, you know what I'm saying? 20 monkeys One man

They couldn't find When they were looking for on the wall But at the mart Nope Oh It was crazy about you You have the power To like edit that and post

And only you To make it I'm keeping it You can make yourself like so good And make us all like laugh or something Yeah I imagine Dude

No It's there is Oh my God, there is something. So one of the things that I do is like when there's like dead space or like we just kind of have like a little pause. I try to remove a little bit of it so that the flow. Sometimes it's like sometimes I accidentally cut it too fast. And it's like the reaction is kind of off candy. It's like how do they know already who's going to make that joke?

And it was like right off the bat. Free firing a laugh. Yeah. So instead of you having that like whatever that moment was, you could just make it. So we all laughed. You edited your mouth or something. Gruck, did you hear the fucking. The thing that I did of you

What? You said, you said happy And it sounded like a Roblox sound effect. It sounded like, it literally sounded like a Roblox like Happy. Happy.

Happy. Yes. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. Yeah, dude.

I had, it's, oh my God. What are you thumb now? I love that Larry has full rain over the podcast. It can do whatever he wants with it. Oh, yeah,

you just, what are going on, like, what? It must have been. Yeah. they put me on a TV. Yeah,

put you on the little computer. This was all last second. Oh my God, I was rushing to chunk you. Be like, Chunky, how do I do this shit? That guy is so fucking,

he's way too ahead of everything. He is. He's way. Dude, I went to go ask him. I'm like, how can I make this look more? He was like,

all right, do you have a 3D camera or iPhone? He's like scanned the whole room on using like polycam and create like a, you know the little balls that have like the lighting shit on it? He's like create one of those

and then put it in the scene and then, make it also dude there's so much stuff you gotta know that's I know that's what I'm saying is like how do you know all that off the bat poo just take a poo dude stored it it's funny because we only asked if we happy happy happy happy happy

is when I pulled up the ashtray or not that I swear it was early it was pretty early look at comments look at comments you're gonna oh true true true La Derba La Derb dude give me timestamp for the viewers at home the video starts out okay well there is

Start time stamping everything that happened. Everything. Like 1.10322. Tanner does that. Happy. Happy. I'm not sure. I don't care. If this is successful, but I'm a...

Oh, isn't this like... Theologian? Yeah, theologian. And I finished my studies became a religion, English, and physics teacher in Germany at 21. Good God. Damn, usually it's at 2530, so I'd say I'm pretty successful. Oh my I quoted some of your theories and jokes

Oh And stuff during my studies in theology Let's just say you help me make my They definitely quoted my fucking dinosaur one All right don't take all the credit now Yeah wait one dinosaur one Well apparently I guess I'm just like a mastermind

Because apparently it was from a TV show Wasn't it? But I said that like What happened if imagine that like dinosaurs, they were so advanced that they built spaceships and they like left and then the ones that just couldn't afford to get on a spaceship So you've never seen Rick and Morty? That's what I'm trying. I guess

I've never watched Rick and Morty. No, so when I found that out, I don't know. It's Rick and Morty, bro. I didn't know that was in Rick and Morty. Yeah, I didn't know that either. You know, Rick and Morty is only for geniuses. If you don't watch it, you're cool, do you watch Rick and Warder?

All the freaking time. All right. One has to leave. Futurama, Rick Sanchez building. Rick and Morty. Happy Time Show what's it called smiling friends? Happy time show I'm fucking dude happy tree friends or Happy tree friends is so good or

Regular show dude he just tried to say smiling friends was happy tree friends. Oh wait, that's what I meant see That was his best guess What's the drama are they two different shows? You very happy tree friends and smiling happy tree friends is that one where like the little animals get killed Oh yeah that one Like in horrible lays. There's like a moose or a squirrel. Like their eyes pop out and shit. I wonder the other one where like the, you get the little yellow guy and the purple guy.

Yeah, that one too. All of them. What was that? It's okay, buddy. I wish I could scream like a banshee. Like, that'd be so funny. How do banshees even scream? Like, so loud.

Like, really? So loud. It's so scary. Can you do your banshee impression? No, don't look up banshees. If I didn't have roommates in the house, I would. Oh my God. You are a ghost.

Banshee scream. Are they folklore? We're talking about like ghosts or talking about like an animal banchi? Uh, ghost. Ghost banshee. What are they screaming like? The banshee scream right down like the sound like. Is it loud?

Go ahead. Oh, well. Okay. Are they usually like horribly loud? Yeah. I mean, yeah,

why don't you want to? Do you usually hear them in the, like a fes? Do you fast? Oh, I don't want, ooh, it's gonna be so fucking loud.

Hold on. Ah! I hate loud shit. Oh, I forgot about this game. This game is cool. Ooh. I thought that was what I came.

Oh me? Hello? I'm so scared. Here we go. Lights are gonna flicker. I think it already happened. Oh. Okay.

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. Can I try an attempt at it? Yeah. With the banshees scream? Yeah. Oh, you guys are making me nervous. Stop looking at me. Can you hit those high?

Can you hit those highs? I could try. Do everyone. I didn't hear it. No? Isaac Dude, you need like You need like

To use all of your lungs And like I thought I did Highest you can go I thought How was that Okay to you guys That was kind

I heard a crack I was scary I heard a seep through a little bit Well the thing is about these mics Is that like you could get really quiet And then get really loud And it stays at the same level Oh you're right

Yeah For us I don't know why but it's just I won't scream Because I don't want a neighbor To potentially hear us To these thin ass walls Help

You're so dumb I was just you yelling help This is real I'm not playing again I'm a danger I remember I parked on the other side of the road And I got out of my car And I could hear you

Like just regular talking Because your window And then I could hear you scream I was like It's so bad It's so bad These walls are so thin I think what Tanner said was true

Houses in Texas suck shit balls Like, he didn't say it like that. They're like paper things. Yeah, they are. But he's saying like all the problems that we have are just because it's Texas houses. I believe it. Honestly. Because I've never experienced a problem like any of those in just any other house.

Even my sister's house, literally nothing happened. It's because they're building him so fast. Like this house feels pretty fucking fast built. They don't make them like they used to, bro. That's what I'll say. They what? They don't make them like they used to. Oh, no, they don't.

Right, Isaac? Yeah. Oh, yeah, not, no. They don't. Like, like, you know, some just wood. We need a fucking cabin is what we need. I want brick. I want Lincoln log cabin, big old tree trunks all around the house.

See, I agree with you until one thing. One thing. Yeah, what shit? Termites. Turmites. Ooh. That'd be bad. If you're house in front of a termites.

Then make it all concrete. Make everything concrete. One earthquake. You're dead. Oh, my God. Dude, who are you? Okay. Like no house.

I'm Mr. Architect. Go ahead. Keep going. A cave. Glass. Bedrock from Minecraft. Um Too much reverb

Yeah I mean if I could live in one One house Probably you ever see like the modern Modern what are they called I've shown you like the square ones Yeah Modern base modern modern contemporary

contemporary homes That's what they are Yeah I don't know they kind of remind me of like Tony Stotton you know I'm being watched by somebody I'm probably going to get killed soon Right the killer Yeah the killers yeah yeah

So it's like one of those ones where or like what was that one that one movie with the deaf girl and she has like some guy trying to break in Oh oh they're always they're always in a yeah I know you're talking yeah where the guy had a bow and arrow Yeah yeah yeah yeah crossbow he had a crossbow he's always those houses they have a really nice houses with like technologies like you know they got the alarm He's like don't trip the alarm dude's crap Speaking of which scary movies um I watched scream for like the first time a few days ago and like holy cow watching that movie it's like so this is where everyone gets all of their ideas. Like it's, it's so cool. So this is where the vibe comes from is basically.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, the slasher vibe. It's, it's, it's actually eye opening. Like, like, you see things and it's like, what? You know. I feel like that's how it is. Reading the Bible. Amen.

Really? Hallelujah. The Bible is an OG. I feel like sometimes I can read the, like, because I've read something, I don't even know what it was. It was something from the Bible. It was like, damn, this is kind of like. They need to make the Bible. They'd be stealing some ideas from.

They're insightful. Damn, they know what they're talking about. Who wrote... It wasn't for the Bible. Shark Nato would never be made. Yeah, that's true. That's all I'll see. Is that true?

Yeah. I don't know. You know the plague, locusts? Wait, what? Sharks. What? What if one of the plagues was a shark nato? That would be crazy.

What? Oh, Isaac. You still never answered my question. Oh, hello, yes, my son. What's up with Revelations 9? Is that real? Is it coming? Unfortunately.

The locusts are coming the bugs. Hamburger helpers going away. No! I know. Is that the wipe? Yeah, it's wipe day. Wipe day? Well, I'll tell you.

Oh my God, that's like rush. It's like wipe. Yeah. I was going to say Evan Almighty, that great movie would not be existing without the Bible. Or Bruce Almighty. Is that what it is? Bruce Almighty? So there's two.

There's two. Bruce and Evan. Yeah, there is. There is. There is. Yeah. Wait, which one is the one is. Evan Almighty is less scriptural.

Bruce Almighty is more scripture. It's a weird. Evan Almighty is the one with What the fuck is this? What is this dude? Yeah, Evan Almighty. All right, now look at Bruce Almighty. What's better?

What's better the Bible or one piece? Debate in the comment. Oh, yeah, Jim Carrey's on this one. One piece. I say, yeah, the Bible piece. Isn't it the same Morgan Freeman God? Yeah, as Evan Almighty. He's God?

Morgan Freeman always plays God. Morgan Freeman always plays God. Dude, he has aura. He's so old. He's so old. I don't want him to die. What do we do? I don't know.

We should freeze him. We fucking freeze him is what you do. You freeze him in our house. Yeah, freeze him in our house and our cooler.

He can be in a little Lee bubble. Yeah, there you go. And he grows up his brain. He's like a fetus. He's like, yeah,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, you see his switch sometimes? Yeah.

That's a crazy visual. You got, you got the Move it straight. Like, you got it perfectly.

Oh my God. Dude, babies are so predictable. They're so fucking. Yeah. Fetuses are so predictable. You're grug,

fuck those kids, bro. Fuck those kids, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, grunk, you are,

you are just such a college dude. Thanks, bro. Level up. Do you do your, wait, so like,

do you still do your laundry? Yeah, that's just last week or two weeks ago. I remember, I remember, my laundry. I remember when Grunk was like,

yeah, I want to move in with you guys. I was like, Grunk, you don't even know how to do your laundry. Remember that? Remember we talked about that at one point? I do, I do. I do. And then I remember asking if you ever did your laundry and you're like, yeah, I did. It was lit. Have I been saying lit for that long? You were, yeah, you've been saying lit for a long time. Can you please click on that picture of him with a million fingers? Where? Oh, no. Where? On the right. Where? I see it already. My eyes are not deceiving me. That is not five.

I wish that was my hand That's Photoshop, Isaac Not sure Yeah, that is Photoshop That's Photoshop What's his name again? Jim Carrey? Jim Carrey

He actually has a hand See? That's why he was Yeah, that's why he was Casted for it Because he could do this scene Without any edit Can we watch the mask?

Saved a lot of dollars Like 70 or 80 Can we watch the mask? I saw it from the mask It's actually kind of Silly The mask is funny And you know, it's also funny

Is Inspector Gadget EFock Oh, Fok EFAC Ha Oh, well, we each just watched Deadpool. Wow. I also watched Deadpool.

I haven't seen it yet. Grug, you're going to like it a lot. He died. It's pretty funky, honey. It felt like a last hurrah. What? I think it's their last Deadpool movie. Literally lying.

I know, I'm lying too. The last movie ever. It feels like that. It feels like Ryan Reynolds had. We watched it in 3D. We did watch in 3D. We watched it in 3D. And we had, we had

this audience, right? We had this like a couple of oldies sitting in the crowd with us. And boy, did they love the fucking writing in that movie because holy shit, they could not stop. Did they clap? Dude, yeah, like some of them were just like ho ho! It would be like, and then he

grabbed my dick, he's like, oh! That's so funny. It was really funny, but oh my God, the fucking odds of getting a crowd like that. Like, it is a small theater too. It was a really tiny thing. and they were just cracking at every nut. There's a scene towards the end,

and it's like when everyone was fighting, I think you guys know the scene. I won't spoil it, but the guy got up, he was just like, oh yeah. He was the only one, and then he sat down because nobody else was doing it.

He was like, oh, dude. Did you guys stay in this? Yeah, I was like, dude. After the credits? Yeah, we did. I didn't know when he proved it. You didn't? Why?

Because I went there the second day that the movie dropped. Yeah, you went there early. I didn't want to deal with. attention movie lovers drivers drivers drivers dude I feel like it's actually judgment you get so you get judged what the hell you talk about drivers you didn't stay to watch the end scene of a Deadpool movie because I didn't want to have to worry about everyone going all at the same time and then having to worry about getting out and the you know no

no I'm staying that right yeah they do all right look what I'm trying to explain is like if you're in an Avengers movie or anything Marvel related right and you get up after like right after the credits are started right you don't sit and wait until after everything's done I feel like everyone's judging you and thinking that you're just stupid and don't know like oh they don't know that there's a secret scene probably yeah yeah probably I mean that's what I do

when people get up and leave like wow an idiot like my logic was I'm just gonna watch it on YouTube I don't care I don't go fuck have you watched it no so you don't know I don't know magic is ruined I guess I have to go watch Deadpool again you also you also save time okay you don't have to look it up and do all the searching yeah in front of you

I am gonna see and you also save I'm gonna see Twister. I'm gonna see Twister in 4D. No. No one needs to see that movie, I don't think. Wait, what? Is it gonna be a real Twister? That movie already came out.

No, it's coming out again, Twister. Twister. It looks stupid. The trailer looked stupid. You're just the hater, bro. The game Twister? No, no, no, no. No, the movie Twister.

The movie. What, tornadoes? Clister. What is this? Twister. Twister. Twister. Twister.

Twister. Twister. Can we watch this one, Twister. Dude, they got a guitar playing on the couch. Oh, this is badass. Okay, look up what? Just 2024. 2024.

Yeah. Ah, yes. Who is that? Oh, no, Matthew McConaughey. I don't know. Twisters. Well, well, well. Matthew McConaughey is.

Twister. I wonder if he's still sponsored by Lincoln. What? Matthew McConaughey? He's. He was a spokesperson. I was driving Lincoln before anyone paid me to you. Who's the guy before him?

I have no idea. That was like really infamous. I was watching something. Was he a soccer player? No, no, no, no, no. It was like a, they were making fun of him in South Park. It was like, he was like, they were doing like a race. And then one of the drivers was like the spokesperson for one of the car things.

Yeah, it was Matthew McGonohey. Oh, shit. Yeah, that was him. Pologies. Well, well, well, wow. Who is he? Yeah, he was like, I was driving a, Lincoln way before they paid me

to. It was just that, like every single time. When people ask me why I drive a Lincoln, I tell them. I like Matthew. I love him. I actually love him. I don't like him. I love him. He was good. In the interstellar. So many. Oh, there's only one. Wow.

There you go. In South Park. The first one. It's like every time. Even Matthew McConaughey's a handy car driver for Christ's sake. Hey. There he is. I was driving a handy car. way before I got paid to drive my nice mm-hmm it doesn't even look like it I know I just like how it feels hey hey hey somebody always says in the in the commercials

I don't know I don't think so it's like crazy because certain brands of certain iconic people like Dior Sauvage has what's his face Johnny Depp right they've yeah it's true yeah they've always had him Yeah, it's always the same photo shoot. It's the same photos. It's the one of him in the fucking desert. In the desert or... He's dressed as a pirate.

Where he's wearing white. Yeah. Yeah. Would you say... He has a pirate out on? He's Jack Sparrow. And then you got... Calvin Klein with David Beckham, I'm pretty sure.

David Beckham. I have David... I have David Beckham Cologne. Yep. Really? Mm-hmm. It doesn't smell. It smells like cigarettes.

Oh. That's perfect. Oh, come on. a letdown. Yeah. Wait, that's chill. I wonder. And we are the face of gamersubs.

Think about it. You're going to have to wash that. Yeah, yeah. You put that on. That's my new pose. Look. Oh, you're fucked up. Getting white girl wasted.

I just fought up. My girl wasted. All right. For the listeners at home, Larry is wearing a jacket right now. To hold in the stench. To hold in my stench. I took a shower and then I realized

I have no deodorant. Oh. I'm like, Why do you shower? That always happens to me. I shower and I'm like, all right, don't need to wear deodorant. And then two minutes later. No, no, you do.

Because it for some reason your body just produces the worst. Because like I soap up these motherfuckers. What is the point, body? Why the fuck? Oh my God. What is the point? It's diet, right? Yeah, mine kind of reeks.

You know, diet deodorant. Dude, all I do is, I just eat onions. I just ate three whole onions. Onion, these eggs, asparagus, everything. It actually like, it's crazy. How, like, different. activities produce different smells of sweat like gaming sweat is the worst ever gaming and streaming sweat i want to hurt myself streaming sweat dude like because because like

workout sweat and like physical activity sweat it doesn't really smell that bad to be real but like gaming sweat is like onion and sour i'm sorry tanner i'm sorry but yeah it's there is a smell you produce i i want to like almost like put it in a capsule from the gym is it after i work out and then I fogg up all the windows in a car. That's so next level. Only my car. It's like, okay, it's one of those smells

and it's one of those like oras that you got where like when you're in the mood to like work out, it's perfect. That is at like I would want to be around out when I'm working out because I'm like, yes, that is, you know, you're just in it. But in the other occasion, I, oh my God. I remember you came to me.

This is like one of the first times. like we moved in together and you came to me you're like uh can i use your car i was like yeah sure and you came back you're like if you're gonna use this i'm really sorry if i if i left stents i was like no it's fine man don't worry about it i go to the store and i'm like holy shit i was like high off of your stand you open imagine oh you open a door it's like how it gets that bag. Green comes out. Oh my God. A green smog. No, but it is the perfect gym. Is it ass sweat? What is it? Back sweat?

It's just body. It's just body. It's full. It's like all this pores. It's just all the moisture that came out of my skin pores. That's wild. Because I remember Isaac went into the store real quick. He turned the car off. It was after a workout. He came back and all the windows were fogged up and he couldn't see it. It's because I always smelled so bad. I was walking up to my car and it just looked like I painted my windows white and you were like there was a hamper on my window and like it was dragging down I was like oh my god oh my god beep open the door you guys mean love oh dude he almost died man I saved his life oh it was too hot in that are it was like a hundred twenty two degrees out these guys these guys

have left me in a car all alone Nick I was a stick left me in a car for velvet taco and it was really hot explain that full story oh oh okay I said I want to stay in here There it is. Are you sure? I was like, are you sure? He said, yeah, I'm good. And I was like, are you sure? You don't want it's going to get hot.

Yeah, I'm sure. I was like, and I underestimated how long it was going to be. It was like 30 minutes. Oh, no. I was like, you didn't even like, why did you get out? Because there's like two people fighting. I was scared. And then also like he was in a parking garage where the air is not really sure in

the park. Oh my God. The Austin heat, you know. Yeah. Yeah. It gets in there. I was like, I underestimated. this. No, dude, after the

sports video that we did, I, like, fell asleep in the car and I got left outside of a fucking subway and I was asleep and I woke up, I was like, it's fucking hot in here. There's like, no one in the car. I'm like, what the fuck? And then you guys were out of fucking subway. Sorry, you that's like leaving a baby.

Oh, I remember that, yeah. You fall asleep like really easily. I try to wake you and he wouldn't wake up. Bro, how hard do you try and wake up? You're like, hey. Oh, no, like, Larry. No, he does. I swear you do that, Isaac. Larry.

Larry. You do do that. You're like, no, bro. I'll be like Larry. Larry, yo, get the fuck up. Larry. And then you be like, oh, ha, ha, ha. And then you're like, nay. All right, I tried.

There's times where I'm a light sleeping. There's times where I'm the heaviest guy on earth. I don't know. It's. We have to really up the chance. It's really up to. I've got to like poke you before to wake you up. Yeah.

Dude, I remember when Nick fell asleep on the couch and we tried lifting him up and he was still asleep. Dude. That was... We lifted up like the whole couch. I remember that. I felt like we left a grenade in there and we walked away. Like your first thought us to lift up the whole couch instead of like shaking it?

Yeah, no, that actually was. We tried everything. Dude, I remember waking up and no one was there and I felt so sad. I was like, where the fuck is everyone? Where did you guys go? I forget. Yeah, we went out to... I'm pretty sure.

No, you guys went to shoot fireworks. Oh, that's right. You didn't want to come after begging you for an hour and a half. So we left you there We tried to wake you up Because you need to be home by 3 o'clock You wouldn't wake up So he left a timer that went

Burr Burr On the TV And Grant was The cring the couch so hard We were We were trying to wake your ass Oh

Why do you guys not like pour water on me Or something? The fuck? You'd be so mad You would I wouldn't be that mad No I would not be No I would not be

You guys think I would be You would be What about that? Okay I would be pissed Do the shaving cream feather thing. Yeah.

Put a wet sausage in your nose and your face. Just pour a bottle of mustard on them. It's like, you should have drawn a mustache on me. We'll convince you. I would kill you guys if you guys ever did that to me.

You know what we'll do? We'll convince you that you slap yourself. We'll do this further. Shaving cream. Slather you in mayonnaise. We all have shaving cream on our hands, so we're just slapping your head. And then we tickle your hand and you slap

and you're like, oh my God, I did that. Yeah. Again, you should have poured water on my face. Fuck, no, I'm not pouring water on your face. Okay. let me ask you a question. How would you know I'd be pissed? You've never done it. I know I wouldn't be pissed. You know you wouldn't be pissed by being woken up by water on your face.

You think? Cold water on your damn face. I didn't even mean to fall asleep. I know. And then I woke up to no one around me. You woke up to an alarm. I tried to wake you up. I woke up to the like the world's most annoying alarm in the world.

You're welcome. Who said that, by the way. Was it you? Yeah. It was a YouTube video for a timer. It was a five minute timer with the worst alarm. World. loudest alarm ever.

Oh, so are we doing our time? I have to pee pee. Hour eight. You always got a pee pee. Dude. Yeah, I got to go actually drive back to my house that I, where my parents are to let out my dogs because my parents would be home tonight. Oh.

All right. Let's write this up. Okay. Wait, should we leave for Tanner come back? Yeah. Yeah. Three, two, one. Wow.

Time and God. La la la la la la la la la. We're ending this munch, Tanner. Yeah, we're right. Oh, we end in the mud. Oh, the lunch is becoming the crunch. No, lunch. All right, folks.

That was a whole lot of information that we spewed. That was a good podcast. Everyone's ears. And the likes for Matthew Connehey. There's something important. What's? What? A very important gamer stuff's note.

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Oh. It's not until next week. Can you eat outro with chocolate rain? I actually missed that song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been playing Apex. Who wants to play Apex?

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