The Group Chat - #118 - Isaac & Nick

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

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So anyway, let's address the pickle in the room. Can we address the pickle in the room? There's no, um, Larry. Like, where the hell? Like, where do you even go? Maybe he's... Imagine I had only boxer briefs on right now. Larry, if you're here, speaking through it, tell, I heard him somewhere. Wait, Larry, real quick, what happened to the podcast? Where's the podcast? I think there's an affirmation in the room, bro. Are you hearing this?

I hear him saying like, oh no, we're getting mold on the ceiling. Listeners at home, we have brown mold on the ceiling in the shapes of poops, emoji poops. Yeah, you guys heard about monkey pox. Can we go to zoom on that? Camera too, can we zoom in? Yeah, we have a really, really, we have a lot to go over today, starting with the monkey pox a horrible thing. And now the, look at this.

The monkey mold is now a thing. Look it. It's already here. I think that if we opened up that lean tub right there, monkey pox would be in there. I think that is monkey pox. That's monkey pox. We can get that and take a little vial and put into fruits. Hey, ever remember that?

That story? What? People were taking HIV and AIDS and injecting them into oranges and then selling them to try and get people. How do I know I can trust you? It was a story. maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is just a misinformation podcast. Hey, Larry, where's that podcast episode?

Yeah, okay, where is that podcast episode? All right. Let's trail back to, first of all, what happened after we stopped doing the podcast, like recording the episode? Okay. So we recorded the episode and then you press stop on our recording device and then it didn't stop recording. Right there. That thing did not stop recording. So as a result, what are you doing?

Didn't stop recording. And then Larry was like, all right, fudge it. I'm just going to pull out the SD card. Pulls out the SD card and none of it saved. Wait, no, it saved. It saved. It was just that the cameras, the cameras had like really crappy quality because the F stops on them were too high or some shit.

Too low. Yeah, it was really high. So it got really, really dark. Right. It got really dark. Yeah. So that was kind of an L moment. And then we thought of like, oh, hey,

what if we did like some fun? 3D stuff. Yeah. And then that took way too long because we're amateurs here. Yeah. You know, we're not... Yeah. So then Larry decided to do what anyone, anyone normally would do is give up and go to bed.

Hey, why would you say we the whole time and then Larry gives up? You're like, so we made a bunch of 3D stuff and then Larry just threw in a towel. Well, I think because he called me and I was waking out. I was like, Nick, I think I'd give up on this. I can't finish this in time. I mean, people are already hating on me. Yeah, I think it's because I said we, because I gave him the idea to do like a 3D, not 3D. No, it was like pixel.

It was like, pixelated, like us just like kind of sitting around in a circle or something like that dancing. I think we need to address the other elephant in the room here. The only person that we heard from back for the podcast today was grunk. Grunk is not here because grunk is now a parent. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. We have a new recording time.

So, you know, can't really blame everyone for not really being here. but uh grunk called up last second he said hey i actually can't make that because i am now a parent to tulula and davy he's got swans we know harvey harvey sorry not davy talula and harvey talula and harvey are cats yeah well alleged cats allegedly we do have a frame photo of them where we're here oh that's you bro no but anyway but anyway they look happy. They're black and white, by the way. Are they? I didn't see him. Mm-hmm. I came upstairs and he was on the phone with Grunk.

I didn't see him either. Sorry, guys. I didn't see him either. Then why are you lying? He told me. Oh. So maybe, if anything, that's how like, I feel like that's how missus for information spreads, man, you know? Like, I can say, dude, game is the telephone? They suck, man. They're bad. I hate, I hate telephone. I like Monopoly. Monopoly Go? No, just Monopoly. I love Monopoly Go. If you go to the link in the description, you can download Monopoly Go for free using my code.

What's the code? Come on, guys. At the same time, three, two, one. Group. Willie. So we were talking about Propel earlier

and the fact that can you bring it up for a second? We need to show them something. Something really interesting about this. Hey, since when the fuck it was Propel owned by Gatorade? Can we like find that real fast?

Because I remember Propel was not owned by Gatorade. Look at this guy. Yeah, you just think the lot of time, dude. Yeah, I don't know why you're doing that. It's all yours. He wrote Gator...

Cater... Pappell Acquired How did you... How did you properly spell acquisition But you fucked up Propel and Gatorade? Look at the Google search It's correcting Gatorade and Propel

But acquisition's perfect. Did you mean Gatorade Propel? Yeah, I did. Who currently owns PepsiCo after the acquisition of Quaker Oats? Quaker Oats got bought? Yeah. Fuck the big three. It's just me.

Big me. Fuck the big three. It's me. You're sitting there. Mario? Why are you said? It's a big three. It's a me.

You're like, you're like, fuck the big three. It's just big me. No, what'd you say? No, you fucked it. Oh, you made it. See, I can't even fuck it up that bad.

I said it right. I said it right. You said it right, but it's because there's like, it's just me. There's a word. there I can't say and it fucked me up yeah that's a big three it's just me you think if we had like a sensor button that we all physically compress and it made like a beep it would get like abused in this podcast yeah yeah i would just play with it i wouldn't even touch it oh bullshit you wouldn't

touch it but only when i don't want to like when it when it's not called for i'll be like be how beep you and you say how are you Right? Like that is an example? Use another example. What the fuck? Beep. Oh, damn it.

And that's what I'm going to do. Oh, I get it. He's using it at the wrong times. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to, I'm like going to forget about it. No, that was good. That's good. Yeah, that's good.

Who is that? Since when was that there? Who is that? Who is that? Who is this? It's a big. I think it's biggie. I don't want to say, I don't know who it is.

I bought him. You bought him and you don't know who he is? Yeah. Do you know who it is? No, you know what that title is? Oh, it's biggie. What? The title on, um, um, um,

uh, the title on there is like, small garden gnome. Small man rapper gnome for your garden. Oh, oh, you're saying they describe it like, yeah, they use descriptions instead. They never say the name. Yeah, that's real. Like the Snoop Dog was called like,

high friend. High guy. Yeah, high weed guy from... Chill, super lax guy. Mm-hmm. Hot dog. Smoke marijuana guy. What if they use, like, keywords?

Like, Snoopy guy eating a hot dog. How does that even... How does that... Snoop Dog, but keywords, you know what I'm saying? Can I talk about something kind of crazy right now? It's a current event. Remember when I was talking to you guys about the world of T-shirts? Yeah.

Okay. Joshua Block, some shit's going to fuck down. Okay, so I'm going to New York. Like, I'm actually going back home to visit Misty, back to New Jersey. And, well, that's just not only why, but, you know, I got to go hang out with the girl, you know. She's over there. She's blind now. I've got to go see her.

Pull? Pretty much, yeah. That's what diabetes does, I think, the insulin that you give her. But anyway, I'm going to go to New York, and I booked a tour with Joshua Block, the world of T-shirts guy. I booked a tour with him because I feel like there's a lot of shit going down right now honestly but all the shit that's going down I think I just wasted $60 because I don't think I'm going to get a tour

I'm going to New York to get a tour at 9 o'clock at night You paid 60 bucks? Yeah for me and Grant You're not getting nothing bro So we're not happening So we're gonna walk around I'm pretty sure I just paid for just alcohol essentially Yeah $60 is long

Long Island iced tea day time Yeah we're gonna just have a whole bunch of twisted teas I think But look the point is is is that um there's a lot of stuff going on right now where he's uh pretty much getting exploited by a guy named mr based and there's a lot of issues like mr base just assaulted my mom's calling me uh there's a um yeah there this kid's getting exploited by a guy named mr based and mr base just assaulted somebody in new york and now now he's like lawyering up or something like that you like cut like a big gash in his head and shit like that oh of course it's a fucking kick streamer dude

Dude, I'm telling you, it's really bad. And so my plan is to go to New York. Oh, my God. I want to see Joshua Block if I possibly can. And bro, so this kid has autism and he's an alcoholic, and I feel that kind of need an inclination as a creator that's not going to exploit this guy to just go there. And the only reason why I booked a tour

was to be able to, like, get to talk to him, you know what I'm saying? And just kind of like see if there's any way I can help him. We have to talk about the future. We have to predict. Let's talk about the fact that the Costco guys or the Costco boys are like crushing it right now. Boom! Boom! You know what I'm talking about?

Why, you know what I'm talking about. That was awesome. They're from New Jersey. You don't follow them? I feel like you probably cross past them at least once. No. You've probably met them. I have at least one friend that looks like the little kid from when he was younger.

Dude, if we just fill in your eyebrows, you are one of them. his eyes are just like so big and so green and bright for no reason can you uh can you look up by zick real quick oh boy just pull up the laptop to yourself dude it's cord bro dude bull the cord bro this is name the costco guys switch up the cosmo kit look at the cosmo kit why are you why these guys i need to say something now and it's really getting out of hand

uh people that post on twitter clips of other people's content but post their watermarks over it. Fear Buck. Fear Buck did that. He posted Meat Canyon's entire video of the Costco guys and put his watermark over it. Oh my God. And then, dude, want to hear

something even more insufferable? Fucking putting steak. Like a steak logo on a clip. Yeah, they get paid for that. Isaac, can you start putting your videos like random logos that don't have anything to do with their video? And just... Target. Don't people.

That's a Walmart logo. For no reason. Toyota. Toyota. Cardiere. Oh shit. Strati. TMZ for no reason randomly.

We did that for one of the Twitter. Like we did a tweet where I took a telescope in Minecraft and I was stalking Tanner and I took a screenshot and I put a TMZ logo on it

and I just put it on Twitter. That was so fun. That was great. And then we took a photo of the voice call put a TMZ over a logo logo over that and then just kept going.

Wow. One of these days I'm going to go in Isaac's room and I'm going to put a Timsy logo over his from his better room. Do you remember the live leak just putting a live leak over something?

I had a bunch of logos on one of my streams where I had live league, CNN, Fox, just a bunch of news crap all over my screen. It was great.

It's fun. It feels very like, it feels very important. Yeah. He makes it feel very important. It makes it feel very important. It makes it feel very important. official.

Yeah. Just even having like that little red circle of recording a camera recording at the bottom it's like, oh shit. Like watch this,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna pan to you and you're gonna say something so insurious, but it's gonna look serious. Um, we're gonna have a logo. We're gonna have it like shit on it.

Ready? Okay. I love Propel. Hmm? Hmm? Mm-mm. Oh, something less serious? Oh, okay.

Wait, what's less serious than I love Propel? Go ahead. You try. I need a bud. Bro. I need a bud. We're Costco guys.

Of course. Of course we. Double chunk chocolate cookie. Boom. Boom. You got to do five booms. Dude, they keep on doing, they did this one collab with this kid. This little kid.

And he just looked so lost. Like the entire time. Not their son? No. Not the Rizzler? No. No. Not what?

you're not seriously bro what's wrong with you these guys of all people he knows the riszler yeah his name is the risler yeah but why do you why do you know he makes the chad face bro for someone who spends so much time

on ticot and like you just be bringing up random shit yeah i you're like oh i saw that video i saw that video yeah no i see the video i don't you don't go and do research on them and build lore in my head about the Costco guys yeah nick what's a latoon What?

Whistle the tune. No. My CPA is calling me. No-uh. Yeah. He just texted me and said it's all over. Hello my baby. Hello my darling.

Hello my ragtime gal. That was it. Dude, Isaac, we were talking about this. Like, there's something I can always give Isaac credit for, which is fucking insane to say. Like, he is a literal, no, I'm not saying it like that, bro. I'm saying like... Heaven forbid. I can't ever give this guy credit ever.

So I got to say something positive about my friend. God, fucking fuck, just the worst. Shout out to that episode, by the way, where half of you struggled. I'm not going to lie. With the compliment thing? You especially. Yeah. I kept on pairing together Larry and Tanner.

You're like a lot like Larry. All right, all right. Tanner, you're a lot like Larry. Tanner, you and Larry. And you just didn't get it. You got so pissed. I don't know why. I think it was because I always assumed they're like, they're almost like the same

person. It feels like two brains and two different bodies, but they're the same brain. Especially back at that other house when you guys had the, uh, the Jack and the Jill bathroom, you guys were one body. I swear you were. Um, I was going to say that you are a real life Shazam. I don't give a fuck. Like, I, you blow my mind how we could just be like, yo, how's it? How's it? And you're like, oh, oh, it's, um, and you snap a little bit, snap a few times. And you, and then you go like this, he takes his phone and he starts typing like this, like really weird like this with his pointer finger and he's like, is it this, bro? Give me a song.

A song? Yeah. Nah, I mean, it really does depend. I think it just really depends on what we're listening to, man. Well, this isn't the, like, classic, I need to do my classical music. Oh, yeah. Oh, Yeah.

Doesn't he say Santa Maria? Santa Maria. I thought it was Ave Maria. Ave. It is Ave. It is Ave. It is Ave Maria. Sorry, guys.

Oh, real quick. Nick, if you can, try to ring up grunk. Try to ring up grunk? Yeah. We're calling in Steve from Wisconsin. Yo.

Hey, is this Steve from Wisconsin? Yeah, what's up? What do you need, man? Hey, how are you, Steve? You're on the new podcast episode, sponsored by Bud Light. How are you? I'm pretty good. How are you?

I'm doing well. I had a quick question for you. Sure, yeah. I'm actually very curious what this is about because why are you calling me? Oh, well, you filled out the Google Forum that stated that you wanted us to call you and talk about your two kids that you just got. Okay. Yeah, that's what that was. Okay, I remember now.

Right. Late night last night? Right, yeah. Kids keeping you up? Yeah, I'm a little sleepy today. They were hollering all damn night is a problem. So tell us about your kids. You seem to be a really proud father.

Oh, yeah. They're happy, they're healthy. You know, they're still getting adjusted to their new environment. But they're being brave about it. Did you give birth? Yeah, adopted. adopted. Nice.

What are their names? So we got a little boy named Harvey. And then we have a little girl named Tallulah. Tallulah. Very nice name. Tallulah and Harvey. How old are they? They're about like, shoot, when was their birthday?

I think they're about like a month, a month and a half old, maybe. Nice. That's great. Yeah. That's awesome to hear. What do they look like? ones or actually they both are black and white um tuxedo cats harvey no no no no no uh not tuxedo kids just like they're like cows

oh they're like cows they're spotted yes they are spotted and uh our little boy harvey has long hair and he has a little mole on his face he's very cute oh that's great that's great so may i ask you a question how much you make you sure what do you do for a living Oh, I'm actually a media market manager influencer. Oh, oh, great. Look, hey, I walk all around TikTok and I ask people who have successful businesses if they have anything to share with the community. How much money have you made in a single year?

In a year, it's been a while since I even cared how much money I made, let's see. I think my last yearly salary was like roughly 1.2 million, give or take. That's amazing to hear. Do you have any advice for anyone that's looking to make $1.2 million a year? Yeah, just like use people around you. Like, just use them. It's okay. Can you give an example?

Okay, so, like, say you have a friend who is like, it doesn't matter how much higher they are than you in the world, like in your business or whatever. Just like kind of be their friend, and I say friend in quotation marks, until you can use them to get to the person that's above. them so they can talk to them. And then just kind of drop that other friend and just rinse and repeat until you got the top. Yeah, that's great. That's great advice. Have you ever been poor before? No, no.

No. Not broke? Never? Nope. What is one of the hard? I actually liquidate my funds, so. Very interesting. Steve from Wisconsin, everybody. Thank you. Wait, what even is your podcast? Bud Light. We're sponsored by Bud Light.

This is the hat wearing. This is the hat wearing podcast. Okay. Thank you, hat wearing podcast for having me on. No problem. You might hear more for me. Just look forward to it. Are you able to go to that Google Doc and drop a picture of the kids?

Yeah, sure. I can do that for you. All right, perfect. I think that the audience, the audience is adoring the two Tallulah and Harvey. Hurricane Harvey. Yes, and I'll give them some candy. the audience that is in candy being pictures of my kids

oh good metaphor Steve from Wisconsin here ladies and gentlemen thank you we appreciate your time let's get a round of applause for them all bye guys

thank you bye buddy later Steve I mean later Harvey Fodgeman Fodgeman all right well ladies and gentlemen

we just got some pictures of Steve from Wisconsin two beautiful children there we go aw damn leg oh my god damn leg he's so cute

oops what the fuck is that right there yep there we go ladies and gentlemen Steve from Wisconsin's two children that's the mole that's oh there

that's Toulola back there and that's Harvey seems to have a price tag on him can we zoom in on that on the left side what is that what is who is there that's a price tag where how did he

up with these two cats like real shit? Tallulah is adorable. I will not lie. So wait, real quick, let me get the story right. This happened right before we were about to do this podcast and he just, it was like a spontaneous. Yeah, so Steve had messaged and said, hey, I'm not going to be able to make it on time for when you guys want to do that segment with me. But because I pulled a very spontaneous move and decided to rent and buy two cats,

rent. He's going to have a great time with them. I think so. I think that cats are, cats are amazing animals, I'll be honest. Bento, love him to death. He's starting to learn the word no. Is he now? He is.

He's starting to respect me a little bit. I'm really happy about that. That's a big one for a cat, for parenthood. Hearing no is important. Yeah, I think that he went through a phase of either just not knowing it or probably knew no and just kept on doing his own thing anyway. But now I say no and I pointed him. I say no. And he listens.

So I think that we think we're on mutual playing ground there, you know, very really. respectful. How's with the computer turning on situation? Yeah, no, it hasn't happened in a while because I tell him before he can jump up there. I say no. I say no, Bento, come here, and then I take like a wire and I'll play with a wire and he'll come over and he respects it. I divert

his attention. I feel bad for him. Why? It's like every cat to he's already like, holy crap, like if I was a cat, I'd love that. But he's like cross-eyed. But he can keep up. But you know what happens when you cross your eyes? Do it. Whoa.

You're over. there and there. See? How many of Larry do you see? I see two of Larry. Can you imagine what would happen if he's like within a crowd of people? There's going to be like 40 people in front of him. So believe it or not, they adjust. They adjust. They adjust. They adjust. That makes sense. Day just. Date just. Right here on your wrist. Where's your date just? You got a day date. What's today's date? The 20th. Too slow. Damn. Oh, motherfucker. Thanks, camera guy.

I think this is one of our chillest and most calmest podcasts. There's two people on set. No shit. I think, but I think it's great. You know? I think that like, I think that calmer vibes sometimes need to be a thing sometimes maybe. Why?

You know, in a world full of dopamine rushes, you need a dopamine detox. And we can provide that once in a while because we are not the type of people. Once every 120 episodes, perhaps. Wait, what episode are we on? 118. Oh, we're all wrong. I said 119, you said 120.

Think about this, we only uploaded 118. So we probably have more. We're probably on 125, 126. Wait, are we on 118? Yeah, we're on 118. Throw back to that one podcast episode when we all didn't even live. together yet and we had to keep on restarting the podcast because we kept laughing

at the very beginning too fucking hard. I have that clip. I have that clip too. I have that clip too. I was the one that was recording all of them and I was so annoyed. That was episode six, believe it or not. That happened. You hated it. Well, I liked it but then no. But then it was like, dude, we get

like 30 minutes into an episode and everyone's like oh, restart, restart. We'll be pretty deep in. Yeah, and then we're like, why are we restarting, bro? We can just cut it out. I remember I was like, I was like 15 minutes and I was like, oh oh, I forgot to start recording on Audacity. We got to restart one more time. Yeah, we were so new at podcast.

I'm not going to last. We still are. I mean, to be fair, like, yeah, there's so many fuckups that happened. Yeah, but you know what? No one asked for the breaker to blow in the house and then to turn off everything and the house almost burned down. Yeah, that was cool. All right, let's make a prediction, okay? Because this house has been really cursed with so many issues.

What do we think the next issue is going to be? I think sinkhole. I swear on it. I'm telling you. Sinkhole? That water in the empty pool went somewhere and it didn't go in the atmosphere. You don't know that. It did not evaporate.

You don't freaking know that. What do you think? Pove it. You're being childish. Poove it. You're being childish. I don't know. Where do you think?

What do you think is going to happen? I don't know. Please don't do that with that mic. My balls have been on that mic. So anyway, what do you think is going to happen, Larry? To the pool or to the house? To the house. I think we got our electric shit pretty, you know, okay, so we already had what?

We already had the AC, that's air. Yep. Electric, that's electricity. There hasn't been a fire yet. There hasn't been like something water. But there has been. There has been like a water leak. The roof is leaking.

What? Yeah, there's like water dripping on the... Oh, you're talking about outside? From the attic, yeah. What? Yeah. There's water leaking from the attic? No, I don't know where he's getting all that

From the garage That's the gutter Bro, that's the gutter outside Are you sure? Yeah, it's coming from a big hole To drainage hole More reaches than halo, bro Anyway

How about we just say the water was the pool Like that was way easier How about a fire It hasn't been a fire It's been close I think what it is I think that last electric burst That was like a

That was the fire No, no, no That was a foreshadow It's like yo we're creeping up to this point. Do you just want to die in the house? Just say it. No.

We don't have to die because there's a fire. We just leave the house. Well, hold on now. I just saw the news. We also have a fire extinguisher. Yeah, we do. It'll be okay. One fire extinguisher.

Are you sure it's not expired? And are you sure it's the right fire extinguisher? Did you know that a fire extinguisher has different uses for it? Really? If you don't have an electrical fire extinguisher, then it's not going to really do too well for an electrical fire. water duh

wait so true I saw a video of a house that blew the fuck up randomly a few days ago by the way and everyone died in it whoa why were you laughing was it yeah why are you laughing that was a nervous laugh

that was a nervous laugh bro did you guys see that Donald Trump is now going to be surrounded by like no we're not we're not so have you guys been personally dude is this the therapy me gecko I'm sorry but I didn't know sitting there

and not talking was a part The podcast. It is. Watch. You have to enjoy the, be comfortable and some silence. Watch.

How much longer are we going to sit here? You're the one who loves the silent moments and you can't even damn play your own game, damn. Are we ever going to

release the footage of us going to Trump Burger? What in God's name? We did go to Trump Burger. That is true. We went with Jay Slat. We did. We were filming a car video.

We had a great time. I was wearing aviators and we had burgers. Which I didn't even know it was like allowed. What? You could have a Trump burger. You can't.

They got shut down. Did they? Yeah. No way. That's funny as hell. Closed up. Yeah, I remember I was getting shit because you had, what, you ate the Trump Tower and I had the Trump chicken sandwich or some shit?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. The Trump onion rings, the Trump french fries, the Trump burger, Trump burrito. I will give it to them, though. A little ironic. It was, I don't think they were related. They were just mega fan. That's like mega fucking fan.

making a burger joint naming it at like that's like did you imagine like Isaac Y shop Isaac Y burgers there goes my joke but you didn't ruin

what did I say the big tea big tea bowls where you go in and you get a bowl full of terriaki chicken and rice

you have the soft willy hmm why not just big T's and it's just a strip club I thought we're going with food you just no we're just talking about like being a mega fan and like naming something after that person i'm such a big fan of tanner of big tea that i'm gonna make a strip club and everyone and every

stripper in there has to look like us every like us yep okay every strip every single one where's a silicone mask of uh of uh of one of us yeah it's just like or it's like a big i'm not gonna lie big t's is definitely some sort of strip club something somewhere it has to be i think so imagine seeing big tea where you going this weekend i hit big tees watch the games and nascar but like who right because it makes sense big tees yeah it does make sense i don't think i need to explain it either no you don't i think i think it's self-explanatory so back for all the wholesome frogs at home i think that you can ask your not so wholesome family yeah give them a call ring them up well it's a call you're

Call that grandma. You've been ringed up in a while and ask, Hey, grandma, what's, what's T's? Hey, why didn't you hold him accountable and tell him that it's rang up, not ringed up? I wasn't even listened. In one ear, out the other. Did you hear that?

He just said he doesn't listen to you. Wow. You did that a lot. I was looking at Grunk's Cats. I won't lie to you right there. On the computer. Hey, I'm sorry that he didn't listen to you, friend. Can you say it again?

Why didn't you correct me? Because I'm not the type to do that. I'm not the type to correct you. I heard ringed, and then he was the one who corrected me and made me apologize for fucking. for fucking up so I thought well why this is an honest apology I'm sorry do you accept why'd you have to clarify because the first one wasn't real now so you

admit to lying and you just had to preface the next apology with a if you admit to lying can you be considered a liar anymore yeah you admit to doing it wait it's like seeing but you're honest that's like the pinocchio paradox yeah like my nose is about to grow Wait, no, how does it go? What is the Pinocchio paradox? The Pinocchio paradox is where he says, My nose is about to grow. My nose is about to grow, and then it doesn't grow, which is a lie then.

So then it should grow, but then he did grow us, and then it's a truth. You know what I'm saying? Dude, what is wrong to your entire computer right now? You're just hardcore stuck on Windows mode. Yeah, you are. When you touch a Mac, you're like... Yeah, Mr. Clip Studio, Mr. Vegas Pro

Oh, dunk on him Get on his ass, huh? Get on his ass What's it like using old versions? My nose will grow now And since he can't magically grow nose It wouldn't grow, right? Well, then it wouldn't grow

Because the statement would be true And then it wouldn't And it wouldn't grow But by not growing, it's a lie And it's supposed to grow And the cycle repeats Okay, that's Wow

Hey, can we solve a riddle? Why? Let's just look up a riddle And see if we can solve one. Let's see if we're smart enough I just make a lean. I suck at riddles 107 awesome riddles for kids

If I can't even solve a riddle for kids And I'm fucking dumb I looked up riddles for infant Rills for infants Fucking Google Gaga dude I don't know too Well I did Google it Okay riddle

Alright close your eyes Close your eyes eyes Close your eyes eyes Don't read What How many months of the year Have 28 That's not a riddle

February Scroll down Yeah Oh wait no how many months of the year No it's just all of them Yeah Dude you're dumb It's not a riddle

It's a damn tongue twister Scroll them scroll down and I'll read them for you. All right. No, how about this? What has a hands and a... What? What has hands in a face but can't hold anything or smile?

A clock. Yeah, I'm gonna plus rep and vouch on that one. You heard that one. What? No. Yeah, you did. Hands in a face? Hey, on mom.

Yikes. It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. Hmm. Your name. Oh. Think so? Oh, yeah. that makes sense

yeah school down yeah yeah wow damn I didn't even get that one go on now I do another one I actually like

Kate's mother has three children snack snap crackle and it's not pop it's definitely not it's Kate yeah

it is Kate's mother and Kate yeah it's her mother she's a daughter it is Kate Kate has three children no Kate's mother has three children

oh I was what okay fucking narcissist Snap crackle Snap crackle And pop It's pop

The idiot in the back What do you mean It's not pop It goes snap crackle pop Not snap crackle Kate No no no no Dude listen to me Listen to me

Listen I understand Where you're coming from It goes snap crackle It's pop It's snap crackle it's pop It's snap crackle pop Snap crackle and pop What do you not get

If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I? I promise. Dude. Dude, if you're right, if you're freaking right, I'm going to use CodeGroove for 10% off, dude. Go ahead. Promise. Do!

No, dab me up for real. God, you're going to make it so hard. Dude. Ow, bro. My lat's. I dapped you up. I didn't hit your lad at all. You're pulling my entire arm.

out of my socket. Does it feel good? No. Oh, you do not want to play the lateral game. It's a finger grip strength game. And he looks like you're losing. It's because my fingers are about to slip out of your fingers. We're going to be 2024. Finger grip. Oh, I'll give it up.

And there's the Olympian winner. Right here. Larry needs, Larry needs to answer this next one. Yeah, okay. There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. What is it? isn't it isn't it like

is it inco there's only one word I know the answer Spell isn't a spell or spelled It's spelled isn't it Spelled or spelled Okay there's only one word In the dictionary that's spelled wrong

What is it? Don't look at me for help Camera Don't think about it too deep, bro Uh Think about it high he's getting nervous he's getting sweats man I'm looking around the room

I'm trying to look for answers would you like the answer I would like the answer I'm gonna assume because I don't I admit defeat and I would like I think that the answer is wrong it's wrong because oh my god I knew it was like one of those things where it's like you said incorrect yeah I was like I don't remember it was incorrect is it wrong I think it's wrong

the word wrong yeah how is it spelled wrong in a literal it's like a figure There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. Stupid, stupid. Okay, relax. Chill, chill, chill, relax. Relax.

Have some propel. Okay. All right, next one. Yeah, let's scroll down a little. You're running a race at the very end. You pass the person in second place. What place do you finish the race in? Isaac knows.

First. Wait, you passed a person in. second place. So you're in second place. Yes. You're in second place. There is correct. Amando. Give it up. Nice fresh widow. There you go. All right. I have a tail and a head but nobody. What the hell am I? Toul in the head but nobody. Spirm. It's a pretty... Why is this for kids? The answer is sperm. That's fucked up. Think like a kid for a second. Oh. Chicken nugget. I have a tail and a head, but nobody. What am I?

It's a coin. Yes, it is a coin. Good. That's actually, that's a good guess. 100% is a coin. He told me to think like a kid, so I'm like, hmm. Okay. This guy's blown away by a kid's riddle.

Get him! Get him! All right, all right. Now, okay, look, we've clearly, we've clearly gone. the riddles for kids, but what if we did riddles for adults? Okay, yeah, try riddles for elderly. That's like end of the life things. It's like you gotta know everything about life.

Oh my God. Riddles for monks and wise. You have to be so wise. Search up. Riddles for the visually impaired. Oh, it's on Reddit. You know what's good. Eight years ago, too?

Oh, they're vetted. They're vetted. It's going to be some live shit. How many monks left and why? What the hell? No, dude. Such up riddles that'll make you lose your mind and go to jail.

Search up riddles that you look up on a podcast and then crash out and break all the equipment. Switch up riddles that make you tear up and cry in front of everyone. All right. Well, we just spoiled the first one, but we're going to go to the second one. Okay. Question. Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers.

And yet all the answers will be correct. What time is it? But always, yeah, I think it's, what time is it? Yeah. So it's, yeah. So what time is it? Wow. Bro, you're an adult.

I'm a riddle master. What if you ask two people in the same time, like in the same minute? Well, all the answers will be correct. No, but it's just different. Oh. See, you're splitting the hairs and taking the fun out of my riddle. This is the riddle paradox. The riddle paradox is happening.

It is. It's already happening. Okay, keep going. What loses its head in the morning but gets back, gets it back at night? My dig. A gecko. Hey. A gecko.

A Wait what? Yeah, I think he's right. A lizard gecko? What loses its head in the morning But gets it back at night? Wait, think about it like this Ahead of time.

I swear to God if it's another time one, bro. We see clock. We see what time it is. If it has to do with a clock again, I'm gonna... Oh, wait, hold on. I'm thinking. Okay.

Loses its head in the morning But gets it back at night. A pillow. I was going to see. say a pillow. What loses its head? Because you get up, because you get up. You get up for the day and you get it better enough. I actually thought about pillow. You lay your head back on

the pillow. I slept that like, dude, I slip, I don't know. Yeah, wait, actually, this one doesn't work for us, DGens. Yeah, no. Us podcasters wouldn't get this one. Adult riddles suck. They all have paradoxes in it. Yeah, they all have like real meanings. I don't fuck with these. I like

the snap, crackle, Kate one. Whatever to chicken nuggets. Oh, no. That was never an answer. I miss the kid level one This one looks annoying This is like a whole paragraph Four cars come into a four-way stop

Each coming from a different direction They can't decide who got there first So they all go forward at the same time All four cars go But none crash into each other How is this possible? Yeah but see the riddle is trying to make you assume That they're coming to an intersection

which they didn't state. So all it's saying is that they went to a four-way stop coming from different directions. So, I mean, they just all went in different directions. I don't know. Maybe that's my answer. Maybe one, turn left. Four cars come to a four-way stop.

No, they each come from a different direction. I think it wants, I think that is it. I think it is a four-way stop, and that's not like a... Gotcha. Well, they're trying to say that you came to... Everyone came to a four-way stop intersection. and then oh no they all didn't know who went first

so they all went together and smet and you're supposed to be like no you can't that's gonna call it an accident but that's what they want you to think it's either it's a fucking roundabout which doesn't make any sense

because they're all going the same direction oh wait well they're all coming from different directions so that actually makes a lot of sense oh and only adults know about roundabouts only adults not no kid knows about roundabouts yeah let's see what the answer was they all

made right hand turns. Oh, while we overcomplicated it. Which is a roundabout. Not really, no. Technically, you go in, you go right. You go in, you go right. You have to go right. It's a four-way stop.

But you stop to go right. Roundabouts technically do have yields. Yeah, I was about to say that, yeah. Consider that factoid for the day. But, I mean... Okay, well, adult riddles won, the group zero. Yeah. Here we go.

Now, we've gotten a lot of these so far. I think adult riddles won, the group like four. Five. Oh yeah, four. Okay, five. I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I? A feline.

A dog. Head like a cat. Feet like a cat, but they're not a cat? Mm-mm. What am I? Head. Hmm. Wow.

Boren ass riddle. Yeah, we'll see your fucking answer. God damn. A kitten. Go fuck yourself. That's so lame. It's not a real. I like the kid ones.

I'm not going to lie. I enjoyed the kid riddles. Hold on. Like, well, it's red, but also not read at the same time. Red. Red. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it?

Has no use for it. Who uses it? Can neither see it nor feel it. Dude, this is like a proverb from the Bible. Kim Jong-un makes it. Who makes it? Kim Jong-un buys it but has no need for it. And Kim Jong-un uses it, but neither can see or feel it because he's God.

Really? Oh, it's a kitten. Oh, wait, no, that's the wrong one. Do you want lock in King John O'Connor? Kim Jong-un. A coffin. Who makes it but has no need for it? I got a riddle.

Okay. What can be bought with 10% less the cows? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But... But I don't know. But you... And you do need it.

But you do need it. You do need it, and it helps you a lot. Uh. Uh. I'll tell you the answer. Freaking butt light. Ah! Wee!

Woodlight like my hair I have on. He's our village idiot. He's so fun. Oh, my knee just cracked. I'm old. I belong reading these riddles all day. You're the village old. The heck?

Do you like the bottom of my shoes? They're running shoes. Dude, those are... It's like dirty. Okay, so first of all, they're clean. And I'm not going to... And I refuse to show them the tops.

That's bad. That's like you purposely tried to fuck it up. I wore these shoes when I was doing work on my car. And unfortunately, you stick your entire foot in the engine bay? Well, so I realized yesterday, so I was like on my knees and I was doing work and all the ground is all dirty and stuff. So I had so much dirt on my knees. It looked like I was actually wearing knee pads because it was just covered in dirt. So what I did was I would like wash my knees off and then the water would drip down onto like the dirty water and stuff. I wish being on the computer would do that to you. Like make it look like you worked hard. Yeah. Because there's no...

Well, you get... You get gamer dent hair. Okay. And you get... It's true. You get greasy fucking hair and face. It's true. And body odor.

So it kind of does work. And like unshaved facial hair. Unshaved facial hair. That's true. Bad body odor. Bad body odor. Stained clothes. Stained clothes from eating all the food.

Yeah. Yep. Being fucking dumb and lame. Okay. That's true. Yeah. I guess that's like our interpretation of working... Yeah.

Working hard. Dude, I'm going to be honest. Hard work, work. Streaming. Streaming and being a YouTuber is like Probably just as difficult as being a first responder I think we can all agree Okay, that was

That was the riddle So now The answer is a lie Can we get that? Someone is going to clip that Someone gonna take that out of context Didn't believe that Podcast down there

These dudes I swear they keep coming up on my phone you page He's talking about some dumb ass shit. Oh my God. Here they go again. The mask won and his damn reaction. The mask one. It's not coming anymore. Why does he have a mask on?

He's dang some dumb shit. His damn podcast. I swear to God, people, who's giving these folks money? Amen. A man. And that was another riddle. That was called Fun with the Friends. Fun with the Friends.

Everything's a riddle in life. If you think about it. How? There's always meaning. That's right in front of your face. That's what they're. That's what a riddle is. Makes you overthink.

That's the whole point. Life is more simple. You just got to think simpler. Okay. I'm going to read into you. Can I see your palm? Can I see your palm? Can I see your palm?

I'm going to read my palm? I've been doing a little bit of palm reading. Oh, really? Yeah, come here. Let me see your palm. Yeah. Ogh! Oh!

Do you think hell of bad vibes are on my palm, Doc? No. Dude. You are in grave suffering from overthinking. Ridels are not for you. Oh, man. Damn. You think.

think over too much. How do I fix this, doctor? Adderall will help you focus. A lot of it. What kind of Adderall? How many milligrams, Doc? XR and instant release at the same time. 50 milligrams total.

Gosh, damn. That with my 400 milligrams of game recepts I have every morning will blend swimmingly. Yeah, Doc, how do you wash it down? You're talking about your atarole? Yeah. With 1,000 milligrams of caffeine. Look, what your body needs is a jump start. Right, we're like an engine.

You need a reminder that you're a living, breathing thing by making you feel like you're about an explosive. So your brain relies off of electricity. Mm-hmm. And we need to shock your brain back into order. Yeah. But yours at home, believe it or not, caffeine can be stored a lot like fat. and there's nothing stopping you from from having you know your week's worth of caffeine in two hours that's a very very simple solution for um get some lean the whole thing a day hey

hey and if you have like the heart tweakies like me where you feel a little uncomfy with the caffeine then just drink cap-free like i do i drink i drink i drink flakey Flavored water. And hey, listen, if people call you a bitch for that, yeah, you are. But at least you're enjoying something that's fucking awesome. Yeah, you are. I'm a bitch, and I love flavored water. I don't care. I like, uh...

You guys remember Mio? Remember Mio? We just saw Mio, yeah. I know you used to have Mio at your house. I did. I remember, that was the first time I saw that shit. It was at that shit we saw at the grocery store? Yep.

It's where you go, you flavor your water with it? What the fuck? That's crazy you brought that up. I randomly pulled it out of one of the shelves. And I was like, who would ever pick this up and ever use this? And then Isaac was like, oh, oh, that. I was like, no way. Yeah, Isaac's family loved them.

That's crazy. Yeah, Grant and I come from the background of Mio users. Mm-hmm. Whoa. We put Mio and everything, bro. Mm-hmm. Everything, bro. Yep.

Bread butter, Mio. Chicken Big Nugget, Mio. Mio. Mexican Mio. We should start normalizing food flavors. for wow that's actually kind of crazy i just remembered that hold on you know food flavors in like things that should not have food flavors in them you're talking about like artificial flavoring yeah so like you know like you have pumpkin pie as like a flavor but imagine that in like a liquid

form that'd be gross right i think that i think that would piss me off think so i think that would i think that i get really really mad hey while i just looking that up really quick if you're still listening to this, the group is going to TwitchCon. We will be there. We're going to have a meetup at the GamerSups booth. I believe at like 12, 1130. 1130. So with that being said, if you do go to

TwitchCon, San Diego, we will be there on Saturday. Well, we're going to be there every day. But we're going to have a meetup and we're going to probably talk about it these next few podcasts. But that's in a month. Go ahead. Yay. A month, really?

It's in a month. Are we recording last to leave you see? No. early? Yes, bro, we are. Well, look at this. This is exactly what I was saying when it's like food flavors

that shouldn't be in water format. Do you know what's going on here? It looks like there's hot fudge Sunday sparkling water by liquid death. That's correct. That looks disgusting. If I'm being for real and honest with you. It really does.

Is that what actually comes out of it? No. No, this is just a commercial. Oh. So, but it is, it is sparkling water that is flavored like hot fudge. and I don't know why that bothers me a little bit because it wouldn't have the same

viscosity as hot fudge well yeah it's just like it's water like it's seltzer the bubbles and everything you know when you have seltzer you're never going to expect like hot fudge anything ice cream something whatever so

right I don't even know what the hell but right yeah Van Levin who is it um Van Luen

He's a artist. Van Luen. Who is that? Van Luen is ice cream. Oh. Well, there you go. That's fitting. It is really fitting.

It is really fitting. Began as a food truck in New York City in 2008 between Van Luen, his brother Ben, and their partner, Laura O'Neill. Oh, what a stupid name. You had Van Luan, Ban Luan and Laura McNeil. That's what I thought. Stupid. Stupid.

Yeah. I want Van, Ben and... Van Leuen, Ben Lewain and Haylewain. That's literally... Lorraine LeWain. I hate to do this to you guys, but that's literally a snap crackle fucking Kate. Oh, damn it.

That is. That's true. I wonder if that's how they thought of the riddle, like a moment like this. I think so. Snapcrackle and Kate. If you could name... If you can make up one brand, what would it be?

What? If you could make your own brand and name it whatever you wanted to be, what would you name it? Why would I... That's such an open question. Hey. If you could make your own company, dude, what would you do?

What would I do? And what would your name be? I have to think of a really... Hmm. Larry? Regevald. Regevald? Yep.

What do you do? What do you do? Do it all! Rezival? That's what they say. That's my cash raise. Do it all, Regeval. Okay.

We do it all. I'm going to make a moving company that goes head to head with hunks who moved John. college hunks who move junk and it's gonna be called I got it and every single time you see you know he call I got it big huge guy comes in just grabs the couch the other hand picks it up he's like and everyone's like whoa whoa I guess big like are you okay he's like I got it I got it and he like walks out in the end that's good that's really good Mm-hmm. And then, you know, after I clock out of my day job,

I go play ball with my super triathlete son, who just manages to throw the perfect spiral football, like directly too high, and I'm backing up. And I'm like, don't worry, son. I got it. Hmm. You're going to like OBJ that shit? Mm-hmm, because I got it.

Are you going to wear a glove? No. I would make Apple, but APP-O-L, and then I would compete. Assuming that the law is where they would not tell me that I sound too close to Apple would kick in. That was like a moment where like you said something genius and the two guys laughed at you and then you became a millionaire. Yeah, you guys are looking at me now. Yeah, you just reminded me of like an ADHD brain cell. Well, I feel like Apple could do a lot of things.

Like we're not just, we're not just a phone company or a laptop company. We're a lifestyle company. And Apple, you want to be a part of the Apple family, APPOL. Mm-hmm. Because we make headphones. We make monitors. We protect your data. It's just Apple.

You're just stealing a brand and misspelling its name. I'm going to call up Steve. I'm going to have him become the CEO. Steve's dead. Steve, 22-year-old Steve, that we just called to talk about as cats. You can't just say that. and then you can't bring up Apple and then so you're going to call Steve.

His name's Steve Wobbs from Apple. Is that you try not to laugh face? No. You're about a cry. I don't. You snickered. Yeah, I smiled because I can see the vision. Because I'm seeing the money roll in

and then I'm going to donate all of it to charity because it's actually a charity. We're reaching dangerous territory. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for tuning in to... How about you to... How about you two catfight? God damn.

How do you do that? I don't know. Just like this? I'm not a cat. Okay, mental cat fight. Verbal cat fight. Mental cat fight? Verbal cat fight.

I'm really good at that. I'll just play with his mind, like gymnastics. No, you won't. You couldn't even handle my- You're not capable. You couldn't even handle my apple argument. Apple argument? Yeah, my apple conundrum.

It's boring yon. Don't care. You're like, oh, let me just, oh, you already have a Steve. Oh, there's already an apple. Bro. We're different. You're still going.

We moved Diffy. Move Diffy. Like what? All I hear are you just deflecting. I shoot at you, and you go, ping. I shoot you again, ping. Are you stealing ideas? No, I'm not.

Clap back. You stole an idea? Clap back. I want to hear it. You want to call Steve Wabs? Look at me and clap back. You want to steal? You want to steal?

You want to steal? You want to steal? I went through the hole. Deflection. You're not catching the football. Deflection. If you face revealed, you'd look like Peyton Manning. If you covered your face, everyone would think you look like Bob the Tomato.

I think that I look more like you know the Costco guys boom boom boom yeah boom all you can think about it was Costco boom boom huh yeah but that's what I'm saying like you just you sit there and you you badger and badger and badger

like over and over again and I have to sit here and just like we were supposed to end like two hours ago why are we still here why are you still talking well honestly I don't really honestly I think I'm going to name

my company Abel and I'll house Steve Wabs We already addressed that I already talked to you about that What are you a salad bro Okay let's end the podcast All right Ladies gentlemen

What do we say folks What do we say? We're still going dude Invest into my company Apple if you guys want to Thank y'all for tuning Into the group chat podcast Episode Bicker

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