The Group Chat - #119 - Softwilly x World of T-Shirts

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

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Banner Ladies and gentlemen Welcome back to the Groot chat podcast This elegant cast As you can see folks We do have the two Folks that we invited last time

But hold on First of all, let me go see them cats Brut Yeah Show us your little feline Show me show me your Pick which pussy you want to show off Yeah show us that pussy cat of yours

Oh he's gripping Two pusses This one's Harvey This one's Tolula This one's hockey They hate you They hate you Hey

This one's hockey This one's way Did he say hockey and way No Who said hockey and way That one's good I said hockey Tanner just said that

There you go Tee keep it going Hockey to A Hockey and Tua All right Nick your turn This one I have brain rot This one's group

For 10% off with your game That's a little long, but I love you. Well, no, the rest. See, look. Anyway, I have it right here. Wow. What? Thanks, everyone.

I've got to pause to see that one. I have an idea. Yeah, you're going to pause. Is that the before or after one? Uh, it's the, uh, it's very rare. It was like that one.

Contra, we got to blur that one. Yeah, who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Oh. Oh, I got water in it. There's water.

All mold. Oh, little wet. Little dirt, a little hard. Wow. Oh, man. So how a vibe's been? Pretty good. Yeah, they've been freaking sweet.

They've been chill waters is what they've been. Sleepy as hell is what they've been. That is true. I'm up and at them right now. I'm ready to talk about the world. I got glasses. It's kidding, guys. Yeah, I can see.

Do you guys know I broke my headphones, the classics? Why? What happened? You were with you when you did it. Oh, wait. That was yesterday. I sat on my cord. Yeah, I sat on my cord. Oh, you sat on it? It was like my cord was wrapped around my legs and I sat and I heard it.

I was like, oops. Tanner, how the hell? So my nice headphones are no longer working. It wrapped around your legs. Yeah. And then you sat on the jack that's supposed to be in the GoX-LAR? No, all right, the jack was on top of the computer, right? The wire was like kind of like this.

Oh, you pulled it. And it pulled it in one like that. Okay. Damn. That's so weak. So there's a big story. That's made me mad. There's a big story for this podcast.

And that has to do with you, Nick, and your travels this weekend. Right, right. Before I get to it, I do have one question for Isaac. Okay. So we recorded yesterday, first part of You Laugh You Lose, right? Now, we do this on a Tomfoolery server, correct? Where did they even come from? Where were the origins of the Tomfoolery server?

Do you feel like, who's at one? Castor that interviews people Probably an interviewer guy Collinsworth? That's probably correct Where did the name Tom Fooler you come from? The server Where did Tom Collinsworth?

Where do you have a server? Oh Because I kept seeing it yesterday Being asked It's because the main server with over 370,000 people When you tag it Just poops itself and dies

We're like we don't have good We're not partner It's not nothing It's like the weakest, largest server that money can buy and get. So I had to make something that we can gather more people and bring them in and shake a jar. So I remember the actual reason why we did it though. Like the actual video. I don't remember the video.

It was because of the stages. And it was when stages first dropped. And it was because stages couldn't handle a surplus amount of people. We broke it. And so we had to make another server where we were able to remember that? Yeah, I do. that's where it all started. I don't remember what video was for Isaac.

It could have been probably for both of us. That was at the time when I was making videos too. I think it was for me. Podcasts we kept it in the server. Remember when we started doing podcasts? Yeah. We did keep it on the server, but it was like two episodes. It was like four or five.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Because by the sixth one, J. Schlatt joined, I'm pretty sure. Is that the six one? That was five. That was seventh one. Oh, sorry.

It was seven or something. It was up there. It was seven. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, that server was used for so many videos. Still is. Let me see. It's useful.

It's the backbone. Yeah. Holy freaking darn. Yeah. I changed my answer. Okay. Okay, well, that was a good. I just kept seeing it being posted at like,

why is it so, what's the link? Why is it so secretive? What's going on in there? What's the link? Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, so you, Nicholas. Me?

My turn? My turn for the mic? Yeah. You had a hell of a weekend. Yeah, I went back to New Jersey. I saw the old gal. Misty. Right?

Shout out. Shout out to the OG. I know she's like, I love Missy. Yep. But how, you know, besides it, she's still like wagging the toe? She's still kicking it, dude. I'll be real. Diabetes is really scary.

She's got diabetes. And so, like, we had to make sure her, like, sugar levels were good grant came with me. And, uh, yeah, we had to make sure that her sugar levels were all good and all that stuff. You know, like, I don't know if you guys know about diabetes, but like, when you eat food, right, your body produces insulin that's able to bring your sugar levels down, like immediately. With dogs, it's a little different, but like you still, they still produce insulin and shit. Um, so we had to give her insulin to help bring her sugar levels down. Otherwise, I'll skyrocket. Yeah. And then they can get some called D.K.A. or something,

like ketoacidosis or something. It's basically where your blood gets acidic and then you can fucking die. Oh, you melt. Yeah, you pretty much melt from the inside, yeah. Or, or if she gets too much insulin, her sugar levels will drop too much, and that's also not fucking good. That's actually really dangerous. It's like a balance. Yeah, it is.

You got to give her a shot. He does give her a shot. Yeah, she gets a shot. What was that? That was like a cow prong. What do you? That's a shot. That's why I'd do for a shot.

So, yeah, aside from that, yeah, the story only got crazy or crazier. So, Grant and I decided to go to New York City. Right. And you guys remember when I was talking about Josh Block? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Well, we went to New York City.

Anime NYC was this past weekend, so we got recognized a whole bunch of times. That was great. Same. NYC? How big is that? It was huge. That's like Hunter X Hunter when they go to the auction. Yeah, it was massive.

I was like, I was watching. You were there? No, no, no. I saw pictures. I was like, what the hell is going on here? I was looking at like TikTok and shit and there were people full dressed up whatever the fuck in new york clearly in new york i see like the buildings the whole that's normal i mean like you got like bumblebee every no it was like

every single while i was like what is going on is there like a convention going on because he had gone up there and i was like was there like a did he rile them up did he start this i wonder if he did he do this dude it all started when i was walking across the street and they were like i thought that that was you and they were dressed up as an antit tattoo uh yeah it was a tattoo and then i was a tattoo and then i Walked by another group. I was dressed up as soft willie. Dang. Cute.

Member of the group. But anyway, so look. So that happened. You've recognized a few times. We went to go magnet fishing in the Hudson. And by the way, the Hudson River is like the poopiest river known to mankind. Oh, they should have done the Olympics there.

They should have. That would have been great. Yeah, home of the Hudson Hornet. That would have been a fucking crazy. Dude, I actually just watched cars last night on the plane home. I love cars. Doc Hudson almost made me cry. dude the only good cars is one sorry everybody

what about three you don't like three nope fuck that what about planes what about planes you like planes nope no planes no planes yeah it's a cars universe like planes cars are my favorite

planes was ridiculous all right if we were all cars if we're all cars who would be who tanner do you want to be mater we were playing I'd have to be mater I'd either be mater or like Mac like the big

can I be dog Can you be doc? I'm all old and decrepit And I hate everything until like Can I be the van The giant? The hippie? The hippie van.

Oh, that'd be good. Wait, no, that's grunk. That's grunk. That is grung. That is you. Look at how he's dressed. You got the 60s vibe right now. Peace in love, man.

I was gonna, I was gonna I was gonna give Larry their his own car Okay No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to say it. Nah, come on. Come on, man.

You know you want to. No, I can't say it. Hey, Rico, we got ourselves a nodder. Remember that scene? That's a good scene. Nauter. So, anyway, we're getting sidetracked. So, yeah, after going magnifishing, we went to Chinatown.

It was great. Got some boba. And then now is our time to have the amazing meat. with Josh Block World of T-shirts Now real quick Real quick Yeah so

Before Because he said in the You said in the last episode That you were like I want to be one of the creators Who doesn't like Doesn't exploit him Doesn't do anything like that

Yep So what was like going through your mind Like what were you trying to do So what was I trying to accomplish Right We were trying to accomplish Okay so what I was trying to accomplish Was I honestly

Honestly I don't know what I expected Right so just to give a preface Like he starts I'm watching him stream with the guy that's exploiting him actively made Mr. Baste, right? This is an ongoing thing. He's still streaming. The tour was at 9 o'clock. He was there. No, the tour was at 9 o'clock. It was 9. Oh, it was like 913 or 915 when I finally, like, the tour finally started because he was still live streaming with this guy. And he was like, I procrastinated. Josh was giving a tour of New York City, right? That's what he does. That's how he makes some of his

money. I guess most of his money, I guess. All of his money feels like. I guess, yeah. But he was just late. He was supposed to hand out waivers and didn't hand out waivers like over like docu sign and stuff. So Grant and I were just waiting in Chinatown for like an hour and a half. We were pissed because we wanted to eat. We were waiting.

And then we finally get told that we were able to go. And the goal was simple. Like if you see something, you don't really fucking, you're not, you're not cool with. Kind of speak out against it maybe a little bit. Just document the entire trip. Don't be a dickhead. Don't be a, don't. Don't enable drinking.

That's the number one thing. Kind of get a feel for everything. And oh my, my God, oh my God. I'm getting flashbacks to how it all started. So like timeline. Okay, timeline. We pull up, right? We pull up to the meat.

We see him surrounded by like 10 people. We get out of the Uber and Grant's like, should I put the camera away? Do you think he's like going to want me to put it? I'm like, honestly, just walk up with it. Like don't, we're not, the camera's off. Yeah. I'm laved up.

Lavs off, cameras off. Nothing's happening. just walk up to check in, I guess, quote unquote. He's smoking a cigarette. He's got... He smokes? He smokes a cigarette. He smokes a marble reds.

What do you want? Marvel Reds. My dad smells Marlboro. So he smokes Marlboro Reds. Okay. You're a camel type of guy, Tanner? It's American Spirit. What about Newport?

Is we into Newport? Newport. Newport. Newport. Newport. Newport. Newport. Dude, if you actually

like saying that to him, I'm sure he would fucking like it and start doing that on TikTok. Oh my God. Newport. Newport! That would be his new thing. But, uh,

yeah, so we, we walk up there, he's smoking a cigarette, he's doing check-in, and he also has a pack of zins that he's holding with his phone. And he does it.

Just a dub. What a fiend. He's a fiend, dude. He's got a good group of influence. Upper deck, you're lower-decky guy. Mm-hmm. Upper deck lower fiend.

I'm swallow a guy. Flick in the back of my throat. All right. So, yeah, there's a really, really bad vibe going on. Lots of addiction.

Wait, Grant. Grant. Grunk, do you remember when we first went to Vegas and we felt this really demonic aura of Vegas? It felt like,

I walked into that circle and I felt it. And I was like, oh, this is evil. It was really, it just came right back. Yeah, dude. So,

those cigarettes who was smoking. He was like, the way he was smoking was so funny. He would like, he'd smoke it and he'd go, and he'd like blow it out like a vape, you know what I'm saying, but it's just smoke. It wasn't much smoke. I don't even know what he was doing, but he does check in. I paid $30 for me and $30 for grant, okay? But he was telling people, like he was IDing them going around and then also telling them that it was a $20 additional fee because $30 was the deposit. And it was only. cash and it was only cash. But he looked at Grant and me, didn't

ID us and didn't charge us $20 extra. I don't know why. I don't know why. He just, yeah, you guys are good. Didn't ID, nothing. Nothing. Wow. And then walks around again in the circle and asks everyone else for $20 cash because that's the extra.

Oh wait. The tours with multiple people. It's not like a one-on-one. It wasn't a one-on-one. There was a whole group of people. Okay, okay. Yeah. And this is where it gets bad. This is where the starts to feel like you're a passenger in a conversation that you don't want to be in. You're hearing so many people ask this poor kid questions. Like, like, what are they asking? They're asking, they're asking him like the dumbest questions, but putting their phones in his faces and like,

can you face time my friend? And they're harassing this kid. It's like harassment. You know, he's trying to like do his best, but also like they're just trying to get their clips and make fun of him. Like they don't even see him as like a human being. It's actually. Dude, it's so insane. They're like, do you think Daniel Larson smells like shit? Do you think he smells like shit? And like, what the fuck? So, okay, we're walking around and Grant and I are like, now I tell Grant, I'm like, just start recording this because like, I just, if anything, I want footage of how

fucked up people are treating him, right? This one fucking, he had to have been like 300 pounds, six foot four, 300 pound dude. He's walking like, he's walking like with his feet outward and he's like, you know, I don't even know how to describe that. where he's walking like he's got a stick shoved up his ass. His in toad. Yeah, and he's walking like he's out of breath, but still keeping up. Yeah, dude.

All these people are on video and going to be in a video you're uploading. Yeah. Just, yeah. Fuck it all. Some people said, I don't want my face in the video. And then later in the night, they were like, yeah, I don't care. So I was like, was that after? Was that before or after?

They thought that I was Joshua Block's media, like his camera crew. That's cool and awesome. Yeah, Grant blew the cover. Grant was like, no, we're YouTubers. But I was, I was going to say, yeah, we're Josh Block's media team. Nice. But, no, so this one guy, that big dude, was purposefully stepping on Josh's shoes, like, from behind. Dude.

He was a dick. That sucks. He was a big asshole. Dude, I'm telling you, everyone there was, for the most part, a dickhead except for one guy who was about to beat the shit out of the other guy for stepping on his shoes. He was, like, really mad. He's like, dude, cut it the fuck out, dude. he's trying to give a tour and you're fucking annoying him. Like, stop.

And you know how it is when, like, you speak out against something and now you're the weird one for it? That's how everyone in that group was to that guy. That is so awkward. And so I pulled that guy aside, like, with Grant. And we were like, yo, bro, I just got to fiss. I got to dab you up for that. Like, you did the right thing.

Like, that was the right thing. Because one more fucking footstop, I would have fucking told the guy to stop myself. So we're walking around New York. And Josh is not really showing us much. He's showing us, well, the first stop that we made was to a liquor store. Okay, so we made our first stop to a liquor store. Wait, is there any details on what the tour is going to be about? We're not about, sorry, but like what it's going to include or where you guys are going to go?

Like, is there a roadmap? It's a tour of the East Village in New York as well as the upper part of Brooklyn, like Hoyt, a Hoyt Street or Hoyt, whatever the fuck. Hoyt, H-O-Y-T, Hoyt Sherman. I don't know what it was called, but essentially, the, The overall vibe of this entire trip was just walk around in a big group and watch this kid who's an alcoholic and as autism get harassed the entire time. It was a really, really, really depressing walk. Like Grant and I, we're like, yeah, we're not going on the subway.

Like, we just don't want to go on the subway. And the subway was the downfall of like everything on this trip. That's where like the thin strips that were holding everything together. The strands were just popping. every step we took. And so again, we're walking to these, where are we going to? We went to this liquor store and then he took us to this custard place to tell a little bit about his, that's his favorite custard, I think. I don't remember. So it was wholesome. There were nice moments, right? Like, he's like overall a nice kid, but he honestly is really, really misguided in a lot of

ways. Like, he finishes his alcohol and he puts the can on the ground and walks away, even if there's a garbage right there. And I was like, I was like, Josh, like, there's a garbage right here and said, come on, it's New York. Everyone litters. Like, let's go. Keep walking. And I was like, and so we all picked up his trash, right? Like, there was the, he, you know, high noons? The high noons, the alcohol beverage? Yeah, they're gross. So that's what he was buying everybody. Dude, they're awesome. I don't know what they taste like. What do they taste like? They taste like better white claw. Yeah, it's like salters with like a little bit more. You said better white claw? Too much more. Yeah, it's just the point. A little bit better white

claw. But you can't drink it really quick else you feel, I hate truly. Don't even give me started. Truilies are gross. That's the grossest shit ever. Really? White claws. It tastes like it tastes like syrup and pee and like this. It feels like it's pushing. It's pushing past seltzer and into like soda

range, which is, you said truilies are? Yeah, Trulies too. High No. Trulies are very gross. So highnoons are what then? They're like a soda? No, they're like white claws if they had a little bit more flavor. Oh, okay. That's not that bad. That sounds like a truilies. good. Pretty much, yeah, just like a truly two.

But without the tea flavor. Larry and I are, we're fucking Mike sluts. We like Mike's. No, not Mike. Oh, I've never had Smirnoff. We like Smirnoff. You've never had a Mike's Hard? They're good. Bro.

They're good. Dude, he's going to get hooked on to those. Is it the giant like, Mike? Is it like that thing? The pack of Mike's hard is so good. Wait, wait, how do you know that? How do you know that, grunk?

My dad told me. Oh, okay. Okay. Hey, son. I love the Mike Tarter lemonade variety packs. I love the different color. That case is just a night of fun. That is a night of fun.

With your dad or your dad told you that? My dad told me about it. That's lit. It's like a type of fun. I thought it was like a bold one. Night of Fun is a six pack of Coke zeros and a bottle of crack. Come on. Money.

Model of crack. Dark alcohol. Dark out evil. Dark alcohol. It's a little nauseous. It's one of those ones where I like, like, I got a really down it. You got to get a chaser for it typically? Yeah.

Do you like letters? I do like ladders, but I do like ladders, but I will say this one. I will see this, though, during dinners. They're fun. It's fun. It's great. It's because you have to have food. It's like a tone.

It's like atmosphere. Exactly. Yeah, you got to get in the mood for it. That's, you know, it's like sex. We need to start getting to cigarettes. What? I think cigarettes and go hand in hand with cracking. You know?

Ted and dad, come on. You're trying to get to the cigarette from cracking? I'm trying to break it open. Maybe dip the cigarette in the cracking. That's like opening that way. And have an ultimate adult. Have dip in your... Yeah.

I don't condone this. Okay, so I don't condone this. And nitrous galaxy gas. What? I'm sorry. What is it? Oh, glorious leader. Please share your wisdom.

No, no, no. Nick. Yeah, he was finishing. He was finishing. You were going to say this is the second time you were going to say something. You never said your point. Say your point. Oh, well, when you said something about the cigarette dipping it in rum, you can actually like, all right, you put alcohol in like a two liter bottle and you put a hole in it.

And then you like, you like put your hand over it. And I think you squeeze it and it makes like vapor and you can smoke the alcohol vapor and you get drunk. You can. You can do that. Well, a lot of white girl is a really crazy technique. What is it not hookah? It's different than hookah. Ancient technique.

They do smoke. ancient technique. Hawk. No, we're not finishing that. Two up. Yeah. Well, that's only about half of the trip. Oh, shit.

I can speed up the rest of the trip. Essentially, we just, we walk around that same fucking big fuck is just tipping on Josh's feet. And Josh's getting pissed. He was, like, threatening to, like, I didn't kill him, but he was... Oh, I want to push him bad.

Josh was threatening... Dude, this guy was, like, so fucking sweaty and ugly and gross. Josh was threatening to throw him out of the fucking, you know, the tour and stuff. And it was just getting real annoying because it's just all it felt like was these people paid $30 to get their minute of fame and like harassed this autistic kid.

It sounds like it's a very like Uh-huh, like kind of like totally not serious. Except for that one guy. He was like really just trying to go on the tour. He enjoyed Josh's content, really wanted to go on it, right? So now we get on the subway, right?

And all these same people who are being dick bags to this guy are like telling him, dude, you need to stop drinking. Drinking's really bad. You need to stop, bro. Oh my gosh. Like,

Virtuing. Dude, so they're virtue signaling. Yeah, they're like trying to, I guess, make themselves look better than they really are, trying to not look like they're condoning him. The same people who are like, you need to go sober. Because Josh is like, I don't want to go sober. I don't, I'll just cut back. I'll do, what do he said?

He said he'll do moderation, like drinking moderation. Like moderation management is what he said. So that he'll cut back, but he doesn't want to go sober. This other guy was like, yeah, dude, they'll never work. out. I used to be an alcoholic. You need to go sober. All of these people, after you get off the subway and go to the next liquor store are all doing cheers with him with beatboxes. All of them. Wow. Like that conversation didn't fucking mean shit, right? So Grant and I, we're not in these conversations. We're just spectating. I just have Grant pointing the camera, having conversations,

point pans to me every now and again, and I'm just like smirking at the camera like, this is the dumbest shit ever. I can't believe I'm on a fucking subway right now. There's one place that I would never go in New York. And we go to the 7-Eleven. I suggest to, because now at this point, Josh is like, we need to get more drinks. And I made a suggestion, a really stupid suggestion. I said, what if we all just drank water? And Josh said, what are you talking about? It's Saturday night. It's Saturday night. What are you talking about? I'm like, oh, shit, it's Saturday. That's a fair point. What am I talking about? It's Saturday night.

Saturday night. But unfortunately, Saturday and Sunday and Monday and two doesn't matter the day of the week, they all drink, I guess, right? So, especially him. You know what, it's a Monday. It's a Monday.

Come on. Start of the week. Cut me some slip. Monday at one. Yesterday was Monday. Come on. Yesterday was Monday. Had a bad day yesterday.

Thursday. So, all right. Now, at this point at that 7-Eleven, we basically stand in the middle of the street. like not in the middle of the street, but the middle of the sidewalk, for like 20 minutes, doing nothing. Just these people taking videos with Josh, whatever. This tour was the only thing he told us anything about was one, like theater. That was it.

Everything else, he just said, like, some person asked, like, do you know what this is? And he said, no. Okay. Okay, so that's fine. That's fine. So now we're going back, right? So we lost pretty much everybody because it's like, this is over the span of two hours. It was supposed to be from 9 to 10.

It went from 9.15. to 11.30. Oh my God. Right? We're just walking around with this guy. Like that's all it is. And so we get back on the subway. And now at this point, Josh has mentioned so many times. He's like,

I have to pee. I have to pee. I need to relieve myself. And we're like, dude, just like, we'll go find like a bath or something like that. And he was about to pee in front of someone's fucking house. Like in New York City, where there's like the gates and then the person's front door. He was about to pee on

someone's front lawn, right? Like, the steps that go up to their house? Yeah. That's the, that's their front lawn right there, essentially. He was about to pee on someone's like gait and shit. And he puts out his alcohol on the ground. I'm like, Josh, there's a garbage right there. And same thing you said before. Come on, it's New York. Like, we can litter. Can you mention where you were? That's a really important thing to mention. We're in Brooklyn now at this point. I don't understand. Brooklyn, New York. Yeah, what did you just do? It's just funny because you guys started in Times Square, I believe, right next to Penn,

and then somehow, some way, you made it over to fucking Brooklyn. Yeah. Where no one goes when visiting New York, ever. We had to take the subway and go, like, underneath water, basically. Oh, my God. We had to go underneath. Yeah, we were very far away from, not very far away, but we were pretty far away from Penn where we needed to get back to.

So, all right, now, we're getting back on the subway. Josh is telling everyone, drink your alcohol. Do you want a summons from the police? Because you can't drink publicly. Like, especially, maybe you can't drink publicly, but you can't go to the subway with it. And then he goes on this tangent about how he had a summons or that he had been to court for it and six months, some probation, whatever the fuck. So he knows what not to do, right? So now we get back on the subway and this is now, like, we first had like a nice subway train and now we've got like a really shitty subway train.

It felt, it was grungy, bro. Yeah, some like Joker type shit. Yeah, actually, actually. Yeah. Who's laughing now? It was pretty sketchy. It was sketchy. It was sketchy, but this was like a packed subway.

And then some people, we're going back now toward Times Square because he wants to go to Margaritaville and drink at Margaritaville. After everything that's happened. He wants to go to Margarie. I fucking love this kid. I want to meet him bad. And he has a beatbox in his hand. Somehow he had a beatbox.

He probably put it in his bag. A beat box? A box wine. Yeah. Like a huge one? It was like, it was, it was yay high. Beatbox are like colorful as hell.

Like a huge one? Or like over the shoulder. A boom box. Or a beat box. No, not a boom box. A beat box. A beat box. A beat box.

Yeah. It's a little drink, right? So he Now, okay, where he's at There's a kid to his left, a whole family to his left. Grant and I are like diagonal And away from him kind of, we're at the door. So he's like seated on the subway.

There's these people. They're all trying to tell them to do like, They're trying to be like, Okay, now Josh, do like, slap slime. And they're doing that. They did it like 20 fucking times. recording a TikTok. Okay, now, Josh, do it.

And over and over and over. And he's like, I'm not interested. I'm not interested. I'm not interested. That's what he kept on saying. And so... I think they're aware of the human function. No.

Oh, that, yeah. Now, these people, they were asking me about my channel. I told them, and they think that they're going to look so great in this video, and they're going to look like the biggest dick bags. Because I'm not going to hide anything. I'm just going to show the experience, right? If I end up actually. But...

So let me... Sorry to interrupt you. So is the subject of this... video going to be these bullies or Josh because it feels like it's going to be the bullies? It's pretty much going to be the bullies. So how I feel about Josh is... The bullies is tied with Josh because it's showing the interaction. Well, yeah, it's but like, you know, Josh doesn't make, you know, the wise decision every now and again, but it just seems like these guys are just brainless morals. So yeah. I can't take it, like read a situation. So the way

that, the way that I look at it is that Josh, he's got an addiction. and he's autistic, right? Which are, they're both pretty challenging on their own, right? But he's got both of those. And on top of it, like, watching these people try and get a reaction out of him and being the biggest dickbags to him is, like, kind of sad. Like, he was asking this girl who said that she was a nurse, a part of our entire trip. Like, she was like, how, he said, if I stopped drinking for 30 days, will the shakes go away?

Like, well, and they're trying to talk to him and, you. You could tell that he's really not happy drinking and he wants to drink socially and that he honestly is an alcoholic, right? But all these people are enabling him and just being overall dickheads to him at the same time. You know, it's like, it's like being like that smart ass kid in school where like you're just being a sly dick bag. But like it's like a, it's like a passive sort of asshole type of thing, you know? You're not like up front to them. You're just taking shits out on them, you know? It was kind of like that the entire time.

and it was really, really sad. So, like, the video I would, what I originally wanted was I was hoping that at some point during the end of the tour, I could talk to Josh about content creators that are trying to take advantage of him, like this Mr. Bass guy and all these other people and exploiting him. And like, I'll never get it, dude. I never will. I will never either. It's like these people flew there to, like, get a sense of superiority over a content

creator that they found online. And they'd sit there and bug and harass him for two and a two and a half. half hours. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much it. And what they'll do is they'll let their friends know that are in the city as well. And then the friends will come on to the tour and he'll be like, no, go away. I'm doing a tour right now. And then all of them will lie to him and say they're on the tour. They've been on the tour this whole time. So it's like, it's like a really weird situation where honestly being in it, 10 minutes being into it, Grant and I were like, we just don't want to be here. But like I was really trying to stick through to the end. It makes me like tired of that. It was

really depressing. But this is. But this is really trying to be here. But this is, we're like, But this is where it gets really sad. And I'm kind of like I'm not upset about how I had to step away, but I just realize that this is a way bigger picture than me. He's not going to stop drinking on his own. He is around people that will exploit him and is really sad to see. He needs professional help, right? More than what I could have ever tried helping with.

But this is where the nail was in the coffin. It was on that subway. We were on 8th Street in the subway, right? So the subway goes up, right? There's many different subways. but the one that we were particularly going on was going up toward like under the ground up toward time square so we're at eighth street and we had to get to like 42nd or 46th or something so we had to you know the next one i think was like 14 and whatever so josh is saying that he has to pee

and what does josh do now we're on eighth i think at the time and i look at grant and i'm like bro we just have a little bit more we might as well i'm looking i'm looking at my phone i'm like We just got to, honestly, we're going to probably get off before we get to Times Square so we could just run to Madison Square Garden from there, right, to get to Penn Station. I look back at Josh. He pulls his dick out. People are recording him. His dick is now on their phones.

He's drunk and he has his dick out. He turns, I swear I saw his dick and I'm not happy that I did. There was a kid right behind him too, which was even more fucked up. He turns and faces towards the window of the subway. he starts peeing in the beatbox and this hole you guys know like what lean bodies are the protein drinks you know how

small those holes are they're the tiny ones he was trying this big yes he was trying to pee in that that's what those holes are and bro all you hear is like people going like

ew what the fuck ew well you don't like hear all of that but you just hear some people say that and you hear his piss smacking on the floor, smacking on like the wall. Is it like louder than it like... It was so hard to watch, bro.

It was so hard to even be around because you were getting like the worst, not even just secondhand embarrassment, but you're like, is this a fucking crime right now? Like, am I witnessing? Definitely is a crime. Yes. Yes. And so Grant and I look at each other and the next fucking stop. It was 24th Street.

I was so happy. The door's open. I get the fuck off. I stepped in his piss. because But it wasn't like It was actually This shoe right here

What? What is that? It's that shoe That's upstairs There's a big turd You're walking all over the carpet Hey you're all over the fucking carpet Okay alright look I'm sorry

I'll clean it That's my chair That's my chair You're not clean your shoes My shoes are off My shoes are off Oh no What the fuck

Okay well listen listen This is the saddest part is that the train was moving, right? And where he was, he was about five feet away from the door where I had to, that's what the piss trailed from all the way down the train. And that's why I stepped in it by accident was because it leaked all the way. And he barely got any in that beatbox. Another human being has to clean that up.

Probably already did. Definitely already did. Another person with life and like a story. Well, let me ask you a question. and I don't know this is from my observations right so yeah he was being mistreated by the people around him right which is really fucked up

now now I have to question the behaviors of him like putting his litter on the ground and not picking it up even if there was a garbage there I picked up his garbage twice threw it away twice I threw away the high noon box and I threw away one of his drinks and then other people

started picking up his stuff too even after telling him like dude there's a garbage right there you should throw it away. He was like, dude, it's, it's New York, it's fine. And I was telling the people that were behind Josh, I was having a conversation with him. I said, the way that you fix that behavior is every single person on his tour

tells him to pick that up. And tells him to push, throw it away. That's not right. But it's those people that'll be like, oh, it's fine, it's fine. Literally, like five seconds later, one of these people in front of me that wanted to go buy Josh a drink was like,

it's all right, Josh. Yeah, it's all right. It's New York. You can litter it's fine. And I was like, and I looked right at Grand, I looked at it, and I'm like, this is what I'm fucking talking about. That's where this behavior is enabled. Right? So he's not going to ever learn.

And on top of it, like, peeing in public, peeing in the subway, which is a, is that not a crime? It's public nudity and something else. It's public everything. There's a kid right next to him. It could also be not child endangerment, but just not, not. His dick is out in the public.

Exposure. Yeah. In a public, I mean, dude, that is. It was just really, it was a bad. mixture of like environmental shit as well as behavioral shit and I just like fuck that it's sad it always just ends as like a sad like and I don't think I don't think these people truly understand the position that they're in when they come and go outside of these tours outside of Josh's life yeah because they come in and you know they're going to have their little badgerin

moment like a little huh huh yeah you know blah blah and they're like man this is really fucked up in the grand scheme of things me this guy bought a ticket to just kind of make fun of this autistic kid who's addicted to alcohol. But I guess, you know, it's only one night. It's not entirely my fault. It has to be someone else's. Right. It's a group effort with all of that same mindset together.

That's it. It's a group thing. And that's how it works. It's like if I'm not the only one to blame, if there's other people involved, that dispersion of blame makes it almost feel right. Then it can't be my fault. I'm not the only one that's guilty. And Grant and I were like, we were not okay with it.

I was trying to be like nice to the guy and like being nice and wholesome to ask him. Like he was getting harassed and he was like getting frustrated and I was like, all right, Josh, like, where are we now? You know, what are we doing now? And he would answer, you know? He wasn't mean or anything. But you could just tell that he is going through some shit. He looks tired.

He looks very tired. He looks like he's grieving. He looks like he's grieving. He looks like he's really upset. And also I really feel bad for him. He had hemorrhoids that entire time. So imagine walking through New York. We did 16,000 steps on hemorrhoids for him.

Wow, Josh, dude. Yeah. And the reason I know that was because when he was streaming with Mr. Baste, he told Mr. Baste to turn the camera away so he could poke his hemorrhoid in into a lot. Ah! Yeah. Okay. Hey, look, we've all had our fair show of hemorrhoids, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. I don't think I have. Never a day of my life. Really? No, never. Dude, I've gotten one before. Oh, you spoke out of comfort. Dude, did you have hemorrhoots?

Science class. Not then, but I've had them. Is that where you poop too hard? All right. You poop too hard. You can get it from just sitting on a toilet for too long. No. Dude, your butt is hanging over air and you're, it's going to come out, dude.

Are you talking about prolapsing? No. Hemorrhoid. That's a perlapsing, isn't it? No, it's hemorrhoey. But you can't shit. Dude. I'm sorry.

Am I like not understanding what a hemroid is? Do I have to Google? I don't want to look it up on the computer. I don't want to look it up at all. Period. Don't look it up. Just look at the definition. I actually don't know what it looks like. Let's ask drunk.

What's a hemorrhoed? What's a hemorrhoed? It's like a boil. See, it is a boil. It's a swollen and inflamed vein. Yeah, not your butt hole coming out. Larry's gagging. They're just in shoddy.

They're like pimples that are really dark red. Yes, so they're like butt pimples. But they hurt. Yeah, but they're not prolapse a butt hole. What did he mean by poking it back in? You can like, you can like try and like push it back in. Okay, that's not, that's not that, no, that's, that's, no, that's, that's, that's, no, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's right.

You can actually try and push it back in. Can you push a hemorrhoiding grunk? But that would hurt so bad. Yeah, why would you do that? But, but, but I'm saying, I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I look, to summarize it, to summarize everything. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, good, I was going to say, just to summarize everything. I'm, I wanted to go there with the hopes of talking with him and, and, and, you know, and trying to raise awareness to it

and tell him that I wasn't trying to exploit him and that honestly I really wanted to donate all the money to go to like send them home but huh send him home so the thing about him is that he has no parents

he's got grandparents now and they're like a little too old I believe to like help out they still are trying to keep in touch with him but yeah it was really just an unfortunate situation that made me really uncomfortable and made me realize holy shit this is something

far, far deeper than I could have ever imagined. It's almost like he's in some ways okay with that lifestyle. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know if okay is the right word. Maybe more so of like, you know. It's content.

It's gone on for so long that you got to. It's just all he knows. See, he was asking people on the train, like about his alcoholism. And he was asking them about like. Like, unprompted? he was asking them when the shakes would be able to go away he was asking like so if i were to like he was getting and he was like excuse me like you're they're trying to talk and he kept on talking over them saying excuse me excuse me have a question like so if i were to stop this or if i were

to cut back would the shakes start going away or would i be able to control is it okay if i start to moderate to the nurse yeah sounds like a cry for hell bro did she answer yeah but i don't think that she was a fucking nurse no because she because like what better way to spend your weekend as a nurse who saves lives then with your boyfriend doing Joshua Blas. She just gave Vi, I know who, I know what nurses are like and she just did not give me nurse vibe if I'm being completely honest. There was no nurse aura. No, there was no nurse aura. No I had like a step. There was, you know what it was? It was EMT aura because she admitted she was an EMT. Oh, she was a, she was a volunteer EMT. Okay, so she's like, yeah, she's, I get it. I don't believe

that she was a nurse. She is here. Because if she was a nurse, I really don't think that she would have condoned a lot of that behavior, personally. No. But. I don't think so. So you mentioned, like, his parents where they passed, right? And now he's, like, live with these grandparents who are, like, at that point where, like, they're not going to be. He doesn't even live with them.

He lives, he lives night to night, hotel to hotel in New York. Oh, my God. I've been watching a lot of videos of, like, like, lol cow shit. Like, you know where, like, like, you know, it's, like, really long. videos about like different people's lives who are low cows and it's really sad it's like what is a low cow like fortune documents from 2000 it's basically it's like christian it's like christian and uh okay it's like people on the internet that people that think anything people are laughing with them but they're laughing at them that's what a local anything they do gets made fun of or gets gets like

yeah whatever and they're just only watching them just to like make fun exactly they're only watching them just to wait for that time they fuck up and then they make a big thing about it. Right. But usually, like, the people who are, not usually, but like, some of the people who are like, I guess, old cows, also end up having backgrounds like that where, like, either their parents are like not in the picture or like,

motherfuckers is way too old to take care of them. Or like, it's just some case of that. And they have unmonitored, like, access to the internet, basically. Right. And they're just on their own. And so that's how it happens. Yeah. I think that's what's happening.

And unfortunately, like, there's no one that's able to kind of help guide him. And I mean, they can maybe, but it almost feels like it has to be by force. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it almost feels like for him. It has to be like an uncomfortable suggestion. You know what Grant made, Grant made a good point. Grant said, I think that the only way that he will change is if he has a life-threatening incident. Like something that really scares the shit out of him to make him change.

It's to go, like, crash and burning order to learn. Pretty much. Yeah. not usually like ideal. Well, I don't know about the burn part, but crash. Crash and almost burn. Crash and see the fire. I guess bathroom.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so anyway, that was my little New York trip. That was, um, it was very interesting. Yeah. The goal, the goal was not obtained. Honestly, I wanted, I wanted no part in it anymore. I was like, fuck this, dude.

I honestly, like, I feel really bad, but I have to feel really bad from a distance, if that makes sense. because like it's out of my help like I can't help you know what I mean it's just not something that I can do so I don't even know if I'm gonna pose that video I really don't yeah I was telling me about it in the car

not like all the details but he was saying it was just it was like the opposite of sunshines and rainbows willie vlog I was like depressing sad you should you should dampening if you know whatever happens if you do end up posting it I suggest that you tone it in a way that's like,

there's no music, more, if anything, more like city soundscape. Right. With dialogue and obviously the footage, like the shots of the people, whatever. Right.

It's just kind of, I don't know, man, keep it raw, keep it. Because that sounds like a raw experience. That was like a raw ass experience. If I have the footage,

I can go and upload it on my computer and later I can show you guys. And I promise you, I have a really good feeling that this footage will convey almost perfectly. You will probably be able to feel. You talking about it,

I already can... I feel claustrophobic. Like, I feel like, oh, I don't want to be around this shit. I didn't want to be there. I really didn't want to. And you're in New York too, so it's like... I will give it to him. I think that Josh gave a decent tour, like,

paths that he took were great because there were some pretty cool bars and not bars, just places to eat. you know stuff like that really really lively places you know we just remembered i just thought about this last time we went to new york which was a long time ago but like we were on a video remember that we got pulled aside for a fucking it was like it was a so oh in time square in time square right we're some random guys youtube channel talking about what did they ask you it was some freaky as shit i promised you because i remember i remember doing some shit where i

was like oh my god i regret doing that it's going to be posted somewhere i hope it's not huge Because we're talking about something about fucking. Something about fucking. And I don't remember what. I think it was like something about positions. Like what position? And then I said something like really, really like. I did like a mix.

It was like a mold of different positions, whatever the fuck. And then. Yeah. And it was like, but we got a card or we got something. I know we have the at somewhere. I just don't know what it's on. I remember where it was because they walked up to us. They walked up to us.

I remember that shit. That was really, yeah. I remember that. I don't remember if I answered. Dude, yeah, I want to go back to you. I'm kind of scared. I'm kind of scared of New York. It's not, it's not, it's not as fun.

It's like once a year. It's true. Would you go back? It's like once. Would I go back? Yeah, would you go back right now? If I wanted to go in New York. New York, New York.

An awesome, cool thing to do. I don't know. Where in New York? Oh, is that dependent on your answer? It is. Brooklyn. No. Queens.

No. Bronx. No. Long Island. No. Manhattan. No. Tong Island ice tea.

Where in Manhattan? Where in Manhattan? I don't know. The bagel? I don't know. The bagel? The M&M store. Dude, I've never had a New York bagel.

I'll tell you where I'd go. I would go either to back to Chinatown for literally ramen and boba. Again? Yeah, I would. Or the fucking park. The park. The big park? Yeah.

Oh, tell them what the, well, I guess no one else is. Central Park. Who has been in there? Who has been to that? like a little circle. Larry? A little circle. And that's it.

What little circle? Like the, the Chinatown street that we used to always go. Oh, 12, Pal? Tanner came with us.

Tanner did. Oh, and Tanner. He got, because remember, you were getting a haircut and we went to the basement and we got fucking drinks.

You got to talk about, oh, I wanted to go to the basement. It's really cool in there. Fuck! Tanner, remember that place? Yeah,

there's a lot of businessmen, like with suits on and there were... Oh, my God. Shout out to that woman dentist that was hitting on Isaac. What? Woman dentist. Dentist.

Yep She's like She said Oh I remember You got nice teeth What she said Woman dentist I like your

I like your sunglasses and mask Yeah Yeah I like to hide yourself From everybody Did she ever follow you back No Oh no

This was I mean this was like what 2020 This is 2020 No No 22 No

No Tainer's not 22 Are you guys dumb Okay It was January January of 2020 When did you get partner

It was January. Oh. It was 2022. Oh. It was right on January. It was the same trip that Tanner came over to Jersey and we all did that stream where he worked out. We have changed so fucking much in two years. Two years so much.

What even happened? I don't even know. I feel like time travel. I don't want to vomit on this computer. I think the group needs a change in scenery. I think Texas changed us. We need to be like. Can we all do the Buffalo House?

Buffalo. We should have done fucking Minnesota. Buffalo bills. No, no, no. Sorry. What was it? Montana. No, no.

Oh, Montana would have been good. Montana. Michigan. Colorado. Colorado. Remember that one house? Yes. It was, okay.

I probably talked about it already. But let me. It was like a log man. We had choices. We had choices of states before we moved in all together. We were like, okay, there was one in Florida, I think, right? There was a Florida house or something like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But they didn't, they weren't really liking the idea because they were leaving Florida. Some of gamers subs were. Gotcha. Okay. So it was like Florida, obviously Texas. I think Jersey.

Jersey, they would have done Jersey. Yeah, Jersey. I would have hated that. Fucking Colorado, which would have been fucking in the house was cool. I think that would have saved the world. That would have been insane. I don't know. I don't know what kind of, because it was literally in the middle of nowhere.

We all would have a field. It was literally like a giant. It was like a log house. Dude, it would have been like the outdoor boy. It would have, we would have done just outdoor field shit because it was a giant field and it was one single house in the middle. Right. It was not like a neighborhood or nothing.

It was just, not a chipole inside. No, it would have been like at Lodash would have not been able. No Jersey mics, nothing. A lot of hunting, a lot of fishing, a lot of like. Dude, instead of vlogs, it would have just turned to a snowboarder or something like that. It would have been survival videos.

It would have been surviving this house. Yeah. Tanner would have just gone to the woods and made videos in the woods. Yeah. I have to like hunt for food because that's all we have. I would have started a, uh, Finding the Yeti series. Finding the Yeti?

Fighting the Yeti. Fighting or finding? Finding. Finding the Yet. Yeah, we got to watch him. I don't know if he's in Colorado. I don't know where he lands. That's a finale.

Wait, isn't the Yeti, isn't the Yeti in Washington? I don't know. That's Bigfoot. Yeah, Bigfoot. Wait, is that not the same thing? Yeti in Bigfoot's on the, well, Yeti's like snow, Bigfoot. Well, that's what they all thought.

It was like, well, Bigfoot, we found him during the spring. we're finding this Yetty during the winter. Is Yeti just Bigfoot with snow on him? And I was like a big, I was like a big redneck argument for like three years. Is, is Eddie? Yetty just bigfoot with snow on him?

There was a leaked conversation from GTA 6. It was like, remember when they did that big drop, like that big dump of like footage? Yeah. There was a conversation that was like a redneck conversation like that where it was like,

it wasn't about Bigfoot, but I forget what it was. It was just that vibe of, I love rednecks. They're wacky theories. Is the Yeti? Does the Yeti Bigfoot in Christmas? We're slow out of it?

No. Dude, there's so many. Abominable Snowman, Yeti, Saskwatch, Bigfoot. I think there's... Are they all the same thing? Sasquatch and Bigfoot. Oh my God, this is a movie. This is a movie.

Look up Skunk Squatch. Skunk Squat. Wait, no. It's a TV movie. Tanner. The Skunk. Battle of the Beast, Bigfoot versus Yeti. Let me see.

Skunk ape. Wait, I'm, yeah, the skunk ape. Look up the skunk ape. What the fuck is. Look at. He's real. What is this? Skunk ape is a large and hairy, human-like

mythical creature. Purported. Purported. Purported. No, go back. Go back. Inhabit the forest and swamps in the southeastern United States.

Mostly, or mostly in Florida. There's like, I feel like there's multiple big foots. And they inhabit different parts of the world. And they're buying. based. I think you're right. There's one per biome. What is the desert one? Probably like, I cracked the code. Like Pharaoh.

The desert would be awesome. That'd be chill. Pharaoh foot. Pharaoh foot. What the fuck? What the fuck, dude. Wait, Larry, can you go back to the, can you go back to skunk ape images real quick? And after that, can you look up the movie? I look at the sand, like the skunk squash. Sorry. Wait, why is it?

Yeah, wait, look up skunk ape real. Oh yeah. Look at the first couple. So he's like, what? behind. Oh my god. It just looks like an orangutan. It looks like an orangutan. Wait, so now what are,

what are Wendigoons? Wendigoolewendoos are like the big deer ones. Like the beer, like the beer. Yeah, beer. They hunt. They're like, yeah. Oh, you motherfucker. Yeah.

On the side, on the sides, you can see the parts of the. It's like a big, like, long deer. That's just in the woods. And then there's one more. What's the last one? Uh, there's a lot more

Skinwalker Skinwalker Skin Walker Okay wait It could be anything Thunderman Group project We live in the Appalachian

Mountains for a while And we have to try and find Skinwalkers For like Group challenge Sounds like a group Vacation I would do that

Come on Let's go Let's go to Appalachia The Appalachian Mountains Let's go and hunt for Yeti foot

Big Squatch And the abominable Bigfoot Dude there's a guy on TikTok that goes to the Appalachian Mountains and he goes to the places where people tell him not to and then you say what I'm talking about

and he's like day three of traveling the Appalachian Mountains to find a skin walker so there was a sign that said do not continue so I must continue and he like walks through the forest this looks like a really eerie place to call for a wind to go and then he's like it's like that one guy

it's like that one guy who goes to like last time I seen him was like in South America he was going to like random places that are supposed to be like the most dangerous place on earth or whatever the fuck and everyone like all the town long Oh, the bald. The bald guy.

He's not bald. Oh. No, there's two guys. There is that bald guy. Uh, but there is also another dude, I think. Who, who speaks Spanish. I think I know who you're talking about. He has like short hair, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Kirk Kaz, though, right? I don't know. I don't know the name. I would not know the name at all. Hmm.

I heard the bald guy was like weird. There's some constant. He was soliciting. They're more than, worse than that from what I heard from what I heard I tapped out of the conversation who we're talking about his name is bald and bald and bankrupt

bald and bankrupt bald and brave if you look up I don't even know who that is bald and bankrupt controversy he could have been chill man he looks like um I know I was watching him and he was like Rick from pod stars but you can always see that he's always weird to women Nick yes

do you believe speaking of cryptids do you believe in the Jersey devil dude okay Before I answer that question, there was a magazine called Weird NJ. I don't know if we've ever heard of that. Yeah, what's that? Weird New Jersey. Yeah.

Keep New Jersey. And they had a thing on that, I'm pretty sure. Dude, I don't know. I used to watch a show called Cryptids, and it listed every single cryptid ever, like, known about. There we go. And there's an episode about New Jersey devil. Yeah, look. Dude, what if Tanner?

Look, we don't see Texas. What if Tanner's in Texas? Yeah, Washington, Tanner. He's in bold. He's in bold. That's not real. Hey, that's not real, bro. All right, here we go.

Here we go. This is going by... There's that white thing. Arizona, Mongolian monster. No, no, not Mongolian. Mongolia. A Mongolian. I thought said, no.

I didn't actually say Mongolian. Arkansas. The quality is so low that the L's an I. The Arkansas is a monster. It's a moganon. The folk monster. Fuck monster. What the hell are they doing?

Tahoe Tessie, Slad Rock, Moulter, Mellon Head. Because it sounds like, is fuck. Fook monster. It sounds like they miss her folk.

Like, oh, I heard it's a folk monster. All right, let's miss spell it now. Spell the best way you can. Folk. Colorado's Slide Rock Balter,

Bolter. Connecticut Melonhead. Wait, I want to see that one. What's? Connecticut. They're like sisters or something. They're like evil sisters with melon heads.

Oh my God. Wow. It's just like babies with big heads. Wait, look at that, look at that all right at the bottom, that one picture. Oh,

it's right there. It's right there. That looks like it's straight out of fucking, like courage to cowardly dog. Melon heads. Melonhead. It's a wild one. Delaware.

Yeah, good luck. Zwan, Zwanndale, Merman. That's like some pretty Merman Oh the Merman Yeah

The Merman del Mora Florida skunk ape Scunk ape Scout Florida Scuncate out Florida Georgia Altamah Ha ha ha

Hawaii Menehune Idaho Charlie Oh It's like a lost dog Yeah Charlie

Oh Charlie You Who kill me India Indiana Beast of Busco India Illinois, the East of Busco, Illinois, the Enfield horror.

The Enfield horror. The Enfield horror. The end field horror. What the fuck? The horror. Iowa van meter monster. Oh, Kansas. They got crazy.

Oh, Kinsekhole Sam. A damn bitch on one of these is like a hurricane. Can you look up sick hole, Sam? Can we see sick hole Sam? Yeah, let me see what the fuck this is all about. It better not be a sinkhole with a face. I've never heard of a lot of these. I'll be real.

What is it? Sinkhole sand. Oh, this is not a snake. Oh, I know, that's him right there, right there below. He's just,

I guess he's big. Up one, up one. He's like the world leader. Up one, that's him. Is that right here? Oh, hey. Test the guy with a beard. The legend of sinkhole Sam.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, more like stink hole same. Yeah. The Kelly Little Green. The Little Green. Wait. Tanner, I swear, you can make some fucking monsters up for every country.

I swear. I can do it. I can do it. I can do whatever I will. Isn't Kentucky where the blue people are? Yeah, the Kentucky blue people. What the fuck is happening to Kentucky in colors? I know, there's green men and blue people.

There's little green men and blue people. Little green men. What's going on in Kentucky? Louisiana. The roo-garoo. The roo-garoo. We got Maine Specter moose. That sounds pretty cool.

Sounds like a, like a cyborg moose project. Sounds like a protector, like a hero. Spector, really Specter Moose. We've got another person. Maryland Chessie. Uh, Massachusetts Dover Demon Damn, they got a hardest one

Look up Dover Demon Because that's a heavy hitter Look up Doverdeme That sounds sick as hell Also this should be like a video game With all of these Like a fighter I know

A fighting game That would be sick What was it called Dover Demon Dover demon Dover demon Oh I just Because this guy's a heavy hitter

He's nervous Actually Is he scary He's like the joy boy He's kind of weird He's got a weird looking Dude what the fuck is this Was this actually spotted

Oh Wait what? I think it's based off of that. That's the, uh, that's, what's that creepy pasta? Oh, creepy pasta, you mean the Dover demon, bro? Oh, my bad, bro. It's not a creepy pasta. This is a very real pasta. Well, look, Legos, Legos. The Dover Demon Legos. Oh, yeah, there is. There's no photo of him. It's just described. And they never will be because he's the Dover Demon, bro. Okay, we over demon just chill

Oh No he's gonna chill Oh, Oh, baby Dobby Demon Oh, let's continue continue to continue

continue Uh, where were we The Michigan Dogman The Michigan Dogman I love the dogman Oh,

Dogman's good Oh, Minnesota Wendigo Mendogo That's a Minnesota thing That's a big one Momos in Missouri

No way Wow Missouri Mo Mo Moe That's scary Actually Ew Mississippi

Pascagola River aliens Wait what? Pasca gola Okay, I gotta remember how to spell that Pascagoula P-A-S-C-A-G-O-U-L-A Okay

Are you kidding me? It's just a shitty drawing, bro? This is all Missouri God, bro, this is all they got? Whoa, he's cool. He's cool. He's cool. I'm pretty sure just the guy with the hat. Like, call me crazy but I think they probably saw a guy with the hat and they're like, wait. You're crazy, dude. They're like, wait. He's a little tall. Eight foot? Is that what that says? Eight foot?

Yeah, they think they. it's these two guys who apparently I guess did it who invented them yeah these guys who made them up is that Tahoe Tessi again they can't have him in two states Nevada Taha Tessi

and California number five they're right next to each other they're right next to each other though right yeah yeah oh they're everywhere he has two states he's the winner actually how big is Tessie then probably huge apparently it's insane wood devils from New Hampshire

New Hampshire's wood devils New Jersey Jersey devil what if there was a What if there was a mythical team? Jersey, that's what they are, the Jersey Devils. They're hockey team. What if there was like the tame testicle or the tame testes? And it's like two.

It's a picture of some nice nuts. Untamed testes like Tennessee or something like that. The Tennessee untamed. Oh, look, Tennessee's all right down there. New York champ champ. Champi. What the fuck is that? Colorado.

The beast. It's like a baseball player that ran away. Is champ there? Champ there? It's champ there No tickets to John Ceda Oh, dude Sounds like an elder ring boss

The beast of Blandenborough That's pretty crazy The beast of Marlborough And then you got North North Dakota Thunderbird So look up Thunderbird Look up Thunderbird

Tanner you know your beast I swear I saw No I saw this in Washington I swear when I was like seven Yep I swear I saw one of these Huge bird That's a gigantic bird. Tanner was that?

Are you sure it wasn't a crow? Is that a real picture? You're a really big crow. Washington-sized crow. I saw that. I saw this flying in the air. It was in my birthday party and I saw this huge giant,

it might have been a... It might have been a stork. What did you say, Tanner? I said it might have been a stork, but I swear I've seen one of those things. You sure it wasn't a kite? What if it was just a big old kite? It was flapping its wings.

How old were you? like seven or six I wish you would have said 22 or something A couple months ago Tanner you're the boy who called cried Thunderbird bro I'm sorry I believe you

I know it is they're all laughing at you I believe you I've seen the Thunderbird You know what I've seen A Loveland Frogman from Ohio Oh no I believe that one Okay Oklahoma's octopus That's it Oklahoma octopus

That's just a brief That's like a better 3 billion feet long. Yeah, yeah. Colise in arms. Yeah, exactly. Oregon's got the colossal clod. Oh.

What the hell is the squawk? Claude's Colons. That's my Squawk. I need to know what a squawk is. Hold on. I need to look at the squank.

Squawk. The squawk. Ew. Isaac. It looks like. It looks like. It looks like June. Isaac.

Ew. Isaac. That looks like. Junior fucking dog. Audio listeners. It's like a really big naked gerbil. It looks like a sentient butt sec. It looks just sad though.

Think of like a pug, but like nothing else. Isaac's been harboring, Isaac's family's been harboring the squank for years now. I'm not gonna lie. I think the Pennsylvania cryptid game has never been weaker than right now. What is this thing? This looks like a Rick and movie character.

Oh my God. Why is it like so sad in every depiction? This is the Pug factory. Oh God, dude. It's like canon that it's just a sad, sad creature. It's actually harmless. It doesn't do anything. The squawk.

I feel bad for him. The sorrowful squank. All right. The squank. We got Rhode Island. Vampire Mercy Brown. Like right across from me, they have a cool-ass name. That's actually a paint color.

Empire Mercy Brown. Yeah, I like to get the walls in a vampire versus brown. We got South Carolina. Lizard men of scape or swamp. Whoa. I think it says talk to a. Talk to hit. South Dakota.

Hawksua. Awesome. People are going to clip this. They're going to clip this. They're going to be like, look at grown-ass men laughing at Hocktua still. I can't believe that they are laughing. Hockishman is still massive.

Have you tried my nut milk? Have you tried my nut milk? Hakuhei. Hocktui. Haktui. We got the South Dakota Hocktui. Tennessee Wildman. Tennessee Wildman.

Tennessee Wildman. Well, oh, hell yeah. Texas, Chupacabra. Why do we? Texas has the chupacabra? That's crazy. Why does Texas have the chupacabra? I mean, I guess it's...

What is the chupacabra? Chupacabra? It's like, it's like this creature that likes to, like, feed off of, like, sheep. The evil Mexican dog. It's like a blood. It leaves their skins and bones. I think it just leaves her bones behind. They're like, it's a chupacabra.

This is like one of the more popular ones. Yeah, see, people... A lot of people know. Is it not just a wolf or something? Whoa. I don't know. Basically, it was this tale that these farmers one night just happened to wake up, and all their animals were just bones and meat and, like, there was no way.

Skins. Yeah, it was just like, there was like nothing like, no, like what, this is not an animal attack, but. Yeah, like, what creature did this? And so the chupacabra was the thing. What does chupacabra mean? Evil dog. I don't know.

Chupacabra meaning. Goat. Oh, goat sucker. Oh, goat sucker. All right. Let's see here. The Utah Bear Lake Monster, Northfield. That's a big one. We've got the Vermont Northfield Pigman. Virginia. Snallagaster. The Virginia's Naligaster is crazy. We got the Washington Bigfoot. There it is. Big shot up.

Shout out. West Virginia, Mothman. That's hard. That's a big one. The Wisconsin, the Beast of Brave Road. Lame and dumb. Bring it on in. Bring her home. Bring her home. Jackalope. And Jackalope for Wyoming! Jackalopes are awesome. They got like antlers and they're awesome. So, all right, now we have all these for each state. Did you know that New Jersey for every county has something weird in it? Oh my God. Look it up. Look up weird. Look up weird N.J. I'm not kidding you. This is a really popular magazine. It probably still is. And then go to images. I think we might be an hour and a half into the podcast. Okay, look at that map. We're an hour nine.

Oh, okay. Look at that map. Wait, what? Map, top, top. Up top. right here yeah oh pick it out pick it up why is it open I don't know wow oh oh man guy sorry water just wait who spilt oh my god it's because we're talking about cryptids dude okay maybe not every county but there's a there's a few funny see a really tall man is that part of the cryptic yeah can you see him from like the other side Can you see it from the other side? Yes, you can.

Ladies and gentlemen. He's that big. Oh my God. All right. Well, folks, we're running pretty deep into this podcast now. Thank you guys for watching this mythical, awesome episode.

Ooh. Yeah. So, listen, if you see or spot a cryptic walking roaming around your state or just in your country or anything, let us know. Let us know, please.

Tag us. Take a picture. You can email me at Lagercroft Business at gmail.com. That's that easy. Send me a cryptic or tooth. Have you spot anything? Maybe you even have a dog. I don't know.

Maybe you can't have a cat or something. Or send us hawk to a memes. Or do that. Or you can send hawk to a memes. Yeah, I'll sort them all out. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us once again. We will see you guys next week where we go and look at a, not, what's another thing that isn't crypted?

Folklore and Wives Tales. What does sacrilegious? Yo! Sacrilegious, like, uh, makes fun of or goes against the religion. Okay. Why? I'm pretty sure it also makes you want to use code crew for two percent off the wing! Yes.

Yes. We'll see you guys. Brofisted out. Adios. Maha. Maha. Maha.