The Group Chat - #12 - WE ALL MET UP!

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to episode 12 of the group chat podcast. Today, I am joined by all of my friends here in Austin, Texas, at the Ible HQ, best day of my life. I don't know about any of you guys, but it's incredible. This place is like real. This is incredible. They got guitars on the wall. Yeah, that's weird. They got guitars on the wall.

They do. They do got guitars on the wall. And I saw a vending machine and there's a round chair over there. They have like four TVs in the lobby. Yeah, no. No, seriously, major shout up, by the way, to Ible. The guys at Ible are fantastic. You guys should really check out their app.

We're going to be checking it out after this even more in tinkering with it. I mean, look at this fucking studio first. Yeah, this is very lucky. You guys are blessed. Yeah. We're only 12 episodes in and we already get this. Wait that crazy. Wait until episode 40.

It's always going to be on the moon. We're going to get on the moon. Don't get on 15, dude. 15 is crazy. We're going to hurt Larry really bad. We're going to hurt him so bad. We're going to have a huge shot call there. Just say jumping.

Also, just want to say thank you to GamerSups as well. Holy. Seriously. That support from GamerSups. We wouldn't even have known about Ible, right? So the guys over at GamerSups seriously hooked us up. You guys using code group for that 10% off, fantastic. It helps so fucking more.

We're rich. Yeah. No, we're rich. Something like that. Yeah. If you guys don't use 10%, I'm actually going to punch myself in the head really hard. I'm going to turn blue towards the end. Because of the fact that you guys use 10%, I can do this.

See that as friendship is that's real. They can't do that over this point. That's what they're trying that's the point Thanks to that I can go over to yummy and just start yeah, no you can't He said no, no we're not there yet He would like I can't be one day touch Isaac wise head oh and you can't so can you pull his mask? Yeah, suck yeah Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do like a spider man. We're gonna like don't do that don't do that What? Nothing you want to make out? No, sorry I'm gonna go one so we've been in Austin now for how long boys 90 years word it feels like 90 years we've been having a lot of fun time

does move a little slower here I will be on that's not sure it's very fast no it's very fast it's been five days we've been here for five days for what I don't know man I feel like it's been moving pretty slow like in a good way it feels like it's fulfilling yeah I mean remember the first day we got here did I don't even remember the day and it felt like three days yeah we were also sleep deprived that day none of us got sleep on that trip by the way it's bad we we walk through our routine what happened what's that we walk through a routine oh yeah we can gladly walk through a routine how about we go down the line you want you guys just travels because you were you were first to arrive we got pretty we got pretty boned um yeah so our flight left at

840 that sounds like we missed it we didn't but uh took off at 840 so naturally me um i wake up at 4 p.m so i was a little i was in i was in some trouble um so what i had nipsed Nick do he lives an hour away from me this old guy right here he drove to my house and spent the night We didn't sleep at all. We stayed up the entire night and then we left that like the crack of dawn 5 a.m. What'd you do all night though? Like they picked our asses and sexed my I will tell you what actually happened when I walk into his house So Isaac has this one dog and this dog barks at me. I don't know like all the time they bark at everybody right I decided to grab his head

And shake it a little bit. Nothing crazy. It was just like a stop barking at me and he did not like me from that point The entire essay night you rattled his brain yeah, what's going on? Check his marbles. No, yeah, he was extremely scared The entire if he shows back up my house to pick up his blue car His blue is a lot 20-o-lonsor-in License plate

Soft-Willie He's gonna jump through the window probably attack He's been marinating in anger What kind of dog? What kind of dog is it? He's a mix of a Jack Russell and a pug. Dude, you could throw that thing like easy. That's why like I just grabbed his head and I was like stop barking.

But yeah, anyways, stood up. We were up all night and then we got our point and came here. We went to Wawa. We grabbed some food. Oh, yeah. I had like a big breakfast and mimosa's at 6 o'clock in the film. Oh, hell yes. Hell yes.

Hell yeah. Sorry, I just want to. I want to do that real thing. I just started straight to the camera and I just did that real thing. What? I want to get... You want to grab me? Yeah.

You want to do horrible things to me? We can't be doing stuff like that in the studio. You gotta realize. This studio is gonna turn green after us, I'm pretty sure. What? The studio's gonna turn green. We're gonna get up and just the ceiling tower. It's gonna be like a big dirty bubble challenge.

Sorry about that, Abel. It's gonna pop and there's gonna be slime on the window. Yeah, what if we all get slime there right now? Yeah. It's a big break by Eric. This is a Nickelodeon Game Ward. Yeah, the kids choice of words, we choose yummy. For, oh.

What am I getting to choose for? I don't know. That's always, Joe. Wait, stop. We just went from like flights to Nickelodeon. Sorry, I mean. We were talking about, like, good.

Yeah. You guys all had fine flights? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I didn't sleep at all. I didn't sleep. And I had the latest flag because I was close.

Or? What? I had the latest flight. He had an hour flight. He left at 12th. I got that 12. Wait, how long was awake the whole time, like waiting? Probably an hour and a half or two. It was really short.

How long was your flight, Tanner? It was like three and a half hours, but I will... Do you want to talk about what you did? You kept posting a wing that was like burnt and like broken. Every single, like every single time. I looked up a burning plane. On the plane? You can't do that?

What are I going to do? What was an airdropping pilot? Yeah, yeah. You're going to fly. You air dropping. I was an air dropping, it's like, you don't want to turn around. Put this bird down right now. But I was in the hospital.

I was going to say hotel. I'm in hospital. Sorry. I haven't eaten all day. I was in the hotel, and my flight left at 7 a.m. So I was like, I'm just not going to sleep. So I was in the hotel. I was wandering around at like 3 a.m.

And there's always a worker at the front desk. And I just decided to go to the lobby. And I posted a picture of like this banana and a waffle maker. And I was like 100 likes and I'll do something horrible bad in this hotel Press the banana and the waffle maker just leave It's just like setting it's on fire I kept getting so bored I brought my laptop down and I watched one piece while the worker was still working

I'm not Dude speaking of the worker he was in a call He was gonna call and then he kept like pacing around the worker He's like should I do something Should I keep doing something? What does that even mean? Try to do something I just watch this eight one piece episodes on full blast

somebody was trying to work. Tell me, okay, tell me how he had a first class flight and a nice hotel and everything. And he chose to, like, harass the front desk guy

and then break into the pool and go in the hot tub. I did break into the pool. You got an ego for that one. What? It was unlocked. How did you break it if it was unlocked? Because it was closed.

Oh, he told me he broke in. I don't know. Well, technically, if they unlock it, that's their fault. True. No,

that's true. Well, how was the hot tub time? It was lukewarm. They turned it. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, I was in there for like three seconds. I was like, I don't know. I don't know.

You hopped in there, took a photo of you. Yeah, I was like that for that. That's how like influence in life is. On the first class flight, I was sitting next to like this very successful businessman. He looked over and I was like playing with my like sausage and grapes to make it look like a penis. And I took a picture of it and I was like, yeah, he said to his friends. I was like, look. He was like, he was like, he laughs like Jeff.

It was That was good as hell Yeah No, our flight sucked I'll be honest with you It blew Yeah I, the seats

I think were made out of like Cardboard Like my ass has never been More painful In a flight Or at all Than that flight What airline

American Airlines Fuck you American Airlines I'm sorry I mean Wow Wow Can we blur that American Airlines

That shit sucks That was horrible It was bad And I have to be honest And I don't know, maybe someone can agree with me on this. Whenever I get on a plane, I get really fucking gassy. I'm just being honest. Sometimes that happens to me.

So, like, I don't know what my stomach does, but, like, the minute we take off, and there's just an immediate reaction to want to, like, let out gas. The things that are banned from airports and airplanes are lithium ion batteries and people with, like, IBS, and he was one of the people. You bring them up in the air, and everything is squished together, and he has to all of a sudden shit. Dude, you know it's bad when... When like I'm sitting in the seat and I just all you keep seeing me do is look down the eye I try to see when someone's out of the fucking bathroom

Because I got up like three times wait just to go to the bathroom and fart What would I else would I do it growing in the seat? Don't do it in the chair You don't have to use the rest of your fart yeah, it's not you just do it no no it's too far Okay, well so I ended up falling asleep and I woke up that's the worst that is a mistake to me releasing a fart Because I have phone asleep like bent over What? Dude, what are you talking about? Let me blur that out

In the chair, bent over, stomach like compressed and I wake up And it's like a spring of gas just releases in me Yeah, you get to inflated. Where were you asleep bent over? Like I have my knee or my head on my knee Like this, you're just like... Yeah, like that. Like my head on my knee.

That's terrible. You sleep like a toddler? Yeah, I do. I think it's because my lower back. No, that would give you back problems, like serious ones. Yeah, 100%. I should probably stop doing that. Yeah.

So, am I the only one that experience is really gassy flights? It had sometimes. I'll be real, I'm gassy right now. So here's the thing, like, that's true. I also thought about the fact that, like, maybe it was the M&Ms or the chocolate that I always took on flights, because I always take chocolate. That's chocolate. It does. It does.

Yeah. Chocolate. Am I just, like, abnormal? I'm also light, and tall. How much do you fart, man? I mean, I've heard you, never hear you? I've ever heard it once. Would you like me to?

Yeah. Not right now. It would just be a hole in the seat. It would just be a hole in the seat turns gray though all the color just the smoke detect just go all of my eyebrows weren't off. I start taking off like mid-air. That neon sign melts. The plasma comes out and starts to...

Yeah, so there's my little flight secret. Yeah, no, the flights. The flights were good. We're all here in person. We've had an incredible week. Yeah. It's been a whole lot we've met. Dude, you name a creator.

creator we've probably talked to them. Peaty pie was at our Airbnb yeah yeah actually buy actually gave me like his shirt his favorite shirt. Yeah Drake was actually in the he was in the next door I called him drizzie and he frowned at me that was like me in time playing basketball we hit him in the head on it no like you try to grab the ball and I was like hold the back he hit a button in his like face yeah yeah no but we've definitely networked a lot which is great We could sit here and talk about everything that we've done over the course of this trip. And I think these guys would probably leave.

And close. Yeah, the lights would turn off. The lights will turn off. Cameras stop rolling. I'd say that the best part of this trip was just definitely like meeting, you know, grunk and yummy in person. I mean, hell, even meeting, you know, gamer subs, you know. Yeah. I mean, for people like grunk or yummy, this was their first time meeting all of us.

I've met obviously Nick and Larry a few times and Tanner once, but for them they've never been able to. The thing about meeting people online for that you know online, it's like just imagine them and then you think of them like tall and then they're just shorter. Like then you think for me. Okay. Whoa. Yeah. Are you talking about me? Me and Tanner are the same height.

I thought he was going to be like way tall. Everyone thinks too. You know what's funny is I found everyone shorter. I found everyone. Yeah. I found you the same height, yeah, it was completely normal. Tanner was a funny experience. Larry was a complete joke. I think you were a little bit taller than I thought you were gonna do I think right when I saw Larry I was so funny Because there's not real you're you're like don't know perfect height the way you are I know like you're you're I've a weird build you're built and you have this full beer and I've like an armadillo build Yeah, yeah, that's true I have like a big giant back and like a

point of Roll around everywhere you have. We found an armadillo. Yeah, it's flat on the floor. It's not funny, man. That's sad. Yeah, that back most... Nick actually hit it with the car and didn't...

He laughed. Nick cut off a veteran today and he slammed on his brakes. A veteran from Florida. And then he flipped him off. Yeah, on the way here to Ible, actually, there was this one person that would just constantly, like, coming over to our lane. He was from Jersey, by the way.

No, he was from Florida coming to meet his, like, grandkids. Yeah, something like that. And I just sped past them and they were like... He sped past, cut him off and break, checked them in the poor guy. He saw his like scared and went off the end of the road. He rode on a cliff and rolled and exploded on the ground. And then he was like, burnt to a crisp for walking. What did you say?

He burned to a crisp but was walking. Oh, okay. There you go ahead. I take you like a whole second of process. Are you thinking bad at what you said? Well, I, whatever, like, it's like explaining a joke. That's like the same thing as explaining a joke. I said he exploded at the ground.

Can I cough? No. Just cover yourself a little bit. Yeah. Thank you. subtle I had a flum in my throat my bad. You're all good. No, that's all cool. Yeah, but so I mean, Austin, Texas, obviously, I think we're just going to be talking about that the entire podcast. So you can leave it which I mean,

I'm sure people want to hear about it because I'm actually kidding it on socials and people have been keeping up with it. Day one, you know, we're getting brought this big mansion and there's a valet and Eric from gamer subs is like, hey guys, here is a bunch of money and we're like, whoa. And here are Lamborghinis and we're like, whoa. you do is live these days. I'm sorry. It was... We went to fucking Denny's and I was sure...

Yeah, wait, I'll tell that Denny's story. Oh, my God. It was the most insane ever. So we went to a birthday party, right? And we saw a lot of creators at this birthday party. And after the party was over and pretty much everybody was leaving, we decided to stay back clean up because we hadn't left yet, you know? We also showed up super late. We also did kind of show up a little late, but it was still a great time.

And we did help clean up because we're not like one of those groups of people that... We're not evil like this. We're not evil like this. I stole some of us. I'm intoxicated. You guys to clean up. I'm Mexican, so. What?

Yeah, no, Larry just out of nowhere had a fucking broom. Like, I was over. Like, weird. It's just, it was really good. I don't know how I got that. Larry reached to his pants and pulled out like the biggest retracted room ever and just started sweeping up the ground. It was crazy.

Yeah. So, uh, we just decided. Oh, hold on. Before I continue. When we were sitting all in the living room, uh, I was talking about watches with beef stew. And I look up and hear Tanner. is yelling to Austin TV, right? Austin, the Austin show, you know, Austin?

Oh, yeah. You're in the Twitter space. On the Twitter space, I was screaming out. And you were like, was Ludwig there? No, no, are you sure? No, was Austin. It was Austin. I think Sear.

I think Shere was there. There was a few large creators. A whole bunch of creators. And you were just talking to them and Beas stew and I were just talking about watches in the background. No, he talked about it was Denny's. You guys want to go to with Denny's?

That's where it started. That's where it's all started. Really? That was how, there was like thousands of people in this Twitter show. space and then we let me speak our question I was like I was like hey and they're like yeah we're gonna awesome was like we're gonna let you give us the opportunity to

follow my Twitter account I was like okay I was like let's go to fucking daddy like everybody go to Denny's I was gonna put the address in that waitress oh my god bless her okay yeah then he starts now yeah we get there we pull up and what time three a who was after 30 30 a.m. It was after the birthday party. Yeah. We pull it to denies. So it was like 2.40 a.m. I will see that. It was very late. They're what probably we probably had like 11, no 15 15? We had 15 people. 15 people. And a lot of us were intoxicated. A lot of them were intoxicated. A lot of them were very intoxicated. Except drunk was not. Grunk was not. I was not. This guy was DD. I was designated driver for all of you people out there.

I was. I was drunk. I was not drunk. I was tipsy. Yeah, a lot of these guys were under, you know, under the influence. It's okay. It's fine. That's fine.

As long as they're safe with it. I'm a big boy. And so we go there, right? And there's one woman working. One woman. Just want only one person. She didn't work there. She didn't even work there.

It was a favor. It was a favor for the woman who worked there. She picked up an IOU because she owed her friend. And it was a side. at Denny's who are 15 people. It's probably the worst shift, like, in the history of Denny's. She had a lot of fun with us though. Yeah, she did.

She loved her. She made her giggle. She was very much. Oh, yeah. She had seven kids, by the way. Yeah, 17 kids. Yeah. 17 kids.

I don't know if it's back to know. They live in the shoe. Yeah. That's a lot of children. But some of them were adopted, so. That proves that she loves having. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So we end up getting there. She's like, listen, I can't have you guys unless you want to wait. And we're like, okay. How long could be that? the fucking wait yeah right an hour and a half straight up an hour and a half it was so long that it was four o'clock in the morning when some of the people that

yeah like they left decided some of the people had to leave yeah they didn't stay very long they left within like 20 minutes that was true yeah but we stuck it out because it was probably the best decision about actually stick it out yeah it was Hoover and Axel and then the rest of us yeah and because the people that had left were yo it's gold crinios and Beef stew. Julie? Julie and beef stew. Yeah, so and one of the funniest memories that we all probably shared to this moment Not it is yummy getting a fucking chocolate milk Oh my god

He made the worst mistake of his life that night. It was like a boba straw. Yes, it was this big It was a fat fucking straw You know, as a little bit of his mouth over it should have taken our advice she was carrying these straws away and she was like I'll go get you an actual straw. I was like I want that straw right Now because we had already been waiting an hour and a half and I was like I'm gonna drink this fucking chocolate milk Yeah, you just truck that shit down and like literally like three gulps it's gone and I show everybody like guys look at this and I'm like oh Oh Another saying don't don't never get no weed from the gas station Don't want to get no chocolate milk

I don't I am for real. Oh my god What did it what did I say don't never get no gas from the gas station? If that was me fair memory mine was Tanner's green corn Oh, no, that was yummy. No, that was yummy. It was a collective. It was both of the... Okay, well, it was a...

Nasty corner. It was a nasty corner. It was a... Yeah, I had to go fart a lot. Okay, yeah, the chocolate note was so bad. I think you felt... Did you feel like a rock drop in your stomach? Pretty much.

And I farted at the table and everyone was like... Oh! So then I went to the corner. Then I went to the corner. Then I went to the corner. And then it traveled back to the table anyways. Yeah, you walked it over like on the leash. This hoover, almost.

This hoover guy. Hoover said it was like the fortnight storm because he was starting to take damage the storm was closing in and he was trying to take damage and then like I got up and I used a corner to and I was like oh my you took out your pants for some reason I don't know why and then the lady came back I was like I hit him yeah he had to hide his little piggy that he let out no it was it was so funny because Hoover was just like

I cannot believe that at five o'clock in the morning a fart corner exists in Denny's like I can't believe that that exists And it was just so fun we were and we were so close to actually going into the kitchen and make your own food What do you mean so close you guys did go you guys what you literally like made your own eggs We went behind there some of you guys You forgot about there was another guy was pulse fire Mitchell Mitcher very good guy He's been carrying his heart yeah we all went to the back to we're like where's our food because I think we're going on like hour three

Like I felt like I was old oh we started to see the sunrise Oh my yeah on our way home we saw the sun that was that was the So I think what was like three and a half hours at Denny's. Yeah, it was great. It was great. We went in the back and dude she was like offering. She was like, I mean you guys want to help. I was like no. Oh my god. No, I offered. I was gonna like you let me start cooking some steaks. Yes, it got so bad because she didn't even have access to the machine. She was doing all the math by in her head for everything that we ordered 11 12 people. Dude, we got like 11 people food and it is a $77 like they had to be wrong. It was so funny because she was like I don't recognize. I don't recognize. I don't. I recommend the apple juice and we I don't recommend the bananas. Yeah and that like they're rotten. I'm not gonna serve them There was a joke that we were like yummy's chocolate milk was the tap water I tried ordering the Alaskan salmon Oh yeah

He was gonna order it. She was gonna go to the back of the day He was like cut a hole in the ground and start fishing I was like I'm fishing the back in the Denys Yeah big one I was like can you do the Alaskan salmon she's like I'm not gonna give you I was like, okay. I asked for a bunch of avocados and toast. He got like a custom order. Yeah, I was like, can I get a bunch of avocados?

Can I get toast? Can I get bacon? And I made a little sandwich. Who got just the bacon and ham? Was that you? You got bacon and ham. He got two pieces of bacon and a slice. And ham is great.

I thought something like was wrong. She came back with like four slabs of meat except two of them were like super crispy and small. Yes. That's weird. That's what bacon is? What do you expect me to eat? Is it like Thanksgiving? Maybe some eggs?

I don't know. It's Denny's pancakes? Dude, I made a mistake guy, uh, Tinders at Denny's. They were so dry. It made my, like- They were bones. I feel bad. I feel no shade.

She was alone. She was a beautiful soul. I do. You guessed her pin. You guessed her pin number. What? Oh, I did. Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

There's so much random shit happened at Denny's for no reason. So we were just like kind of, so basically like we were just, we walked up and I don't remember. Oh, Pulse Fire had said, do you know how to unlock this? Do you know the code? And I just said four random numbers And she looked over to me And keep in mind, she's been sarcastic to me The entire night, like all of us I'd say

It was kind of like she would say something We wouldn't really pick up on the sarcasm She'd say it again and then she'd be like, I'm kidding She swore on her life That the number I had guessed randomly Was her pin number for her fucking credit card Everything Those were the numbers

I was like on moms right now I said on moms I said it I was like on mom moms and she said on my mother multiple moms multiple moms you remember I don't use it I know I think I remember is it what is it don't say that number but it starts a no whoa it's it doesn't even matter one you're silly and I just said random numbers that's crazy what dude more we're done that's it's done for you yeah I go find out they're gonna get why our pins such short numbers like you can guess all they're easy to remember like very

if you forget your pin number kind of bone. You can call your bank a change. You can't. I remember Hoover asked me for my social security number and I was, I just like spouted it out really really loud. No, you didn't. Yeah, you did.

Why? Is he gonna do it? Like, I hope so. I would memorize that shit. Where were tips? Yeah, come on. And it was like five. The whole situation was so bad that girl started filling out like a job application.

Oh yeah. If I had a pin, I would have actually filled the full thing out and give it to your just for funties? You would have given it to a woman that didn't work there? Oh, okay. You probably would have got the job. I felt really bad because multiple times during this trip, Larry has gagged at a lot of things. Now, for everybody that's listening, watching, whatever, Larry does not do well with food for some reason.

Certain things just make him gag. Yeah, that's really bad. So I and ketchup sets him off like no other. That's so funny. It's the weirdest thing. I don't know how to explain it, but yeah, I was enjoying myself some pancakes. It was great. It was delicious.

Such an asshole. Then this. Tell them what I did to my plate first. Okay. What did you have? I had hash browns. He had hash browns. And then he was like, okay, he got a kitchen bottle.

He was like, tell me what to stop. And he just got on all over the thing. Eventually it touched the ceiling. She's like, tell me what to stop. It was like poking a hole through this. And then I was all on the side looking away. I forgot what I was doing. He was like, he was fighting with like Mitchell on the, I don't even know what.

I don't remember what we were fighting with. And then I hear oh oh and I turn around. It's like oh my pancake just ketchup Oh and I look at it for a second and I'm like And I go yeah I go to the bathroom He just walks away just out of no way just a tiny bit of ketchup was on your pancake dude yeah It was so bad that even when I cut it off and severity he wouldn't eat the pancake He's he's you're very sensitive to that we thought personally I thought when he was down with us Or we were down with him no when he no no I was over there yeah yeah yeah

You just didn't eat any food and we assumed it was it was great. We thought it's not you just hate all food Yeah Larry is also very sensitive to you it's bad like when I was growing up my mom was telling me that all she had was corn And all she gave me was corn even during the pregnancy and everything so corn corn or baby I'm based off of corn how did you like you're a corn boy corn baby Yeah a corn baby has to like cereal like if you if you come my handle it'll be a bunch of corn coming out Oh cool no but I didn't have anything I the only other thing I've had somebody gave you a piece of cheese and he passed out I remembered

yeah he grew up like a rich white woman the burger bun hit my head and I'd be like fainted it was bad but yeah not and then also my old babysitter used to give me really really bad burgers it was like those like sponge-hop scenes were like oh my god it's like hyper-realistic it's like oh my god there's like worms in it yeah it had like a war on it like

Pimpos going. Had a witch's nose. It had a sock. It had a red light wall. It had a spare ear on the side of it. I can see the Kaltung's sticking out. Yeah. It was, yeah.

The nerve-burne. So, do you like any condiments, like on anything? No. Really? Zero. A big thing is texture. Oh, yeah. So do you not like oil and vinegar?

No. I'm surprised. That's like sushi. Sushi is like everything. That's like a piece. Really? I don't know why. Sushi, I think has a way worse texture.

Yeah, I hate sushi. I hate any fish. No, he had a California roll, which is like the baby level. What's like that avocado? I don't know. It had when I ate sushi for one time, it had like cucumber, crab and some avocado. And like I hated it.

I think that's a California. Yeah, it is. You failed the tutorial. It's gross. That is the tutorial of sushi. It's like soft, crunchy, everything. It was not crunchy. Cucumber is crunchy.

The cucumber is. I thought he was talking about like the avocados, but the avocado is not. That's not like real crab, I thought. It's imitation, great. Is it? Yeah, it's fake. It's like cod. You know what a hot dog is?

They're just spray-painted red. They ground it up and they spray-pated orange. Yeah, that's what they do. Spray-painting it. Ah, yeah. Cuts it up. You're gross. I ordered so much food.

Oh, my. This guy's huge. He's been crazy. He's got like nine plates of sushi. I ordered so much sushi and everybody at the table called me fat and huge. Even the waiters. The only reason I did that was because when walking in, she was like, how many, four?

said 11. She was like, oh, I was like, is that like okay? She's like, I can't say no. And I was like, okay, man. It was quick. She was a sweetheart. She was funny. She was funny.

This guy over here ordered seven. I ordered two spicy tuna rolls, two cucumber rolls, two eel avocados, and I also had miso soup. I looked at the mizzo soup. What was the thing they brought out at the beginning? Was that meat so soup? That was delicious. I love that.

Did you like it? Oh, did you like it? Yeah, you liked the tofu? It's just bro, yeah. That's good. Really? It was so good. The texture is soft.

I don't get it. It's like, it's like, no consistent. It's like, it's like It's like It's gross.

We always get the best waitresses and waiters so far, like, on this trip. Oh yeah. And for anybody who was like upset at us for going to Denny's at like, you know, 5 a.m. for, with a party of like 11, she left with a good tip. and we made sure that she had a good time. Okay, I left probably the fattest. I mean, yeah, Isaac did good. I was like $99.

I think she got paid more than a friend would. I tipped her 120. It was more than the meal. Because I felt awful. Isaac paid pretty much two times the amount that the total order was. Because I felt bad. Yeah, we all felt horrible.

Imagine taking up an IOU and everything is going wrong. Yeah. But you're still putting on a smile. So because of that, you need to use code group for 10% off plus check out Ible. Because of that. And if you do,

And if you do, you can actually meet Mr. Ible. Oh, yeah, he's here. Mr. Ible is actually, he's sitting right there. He's a chipped with a big hat. He's got a big hat in a Michael. Big top hat. Like a gold tie. He's got a halo and angel.

He has money pants, dude. Keyboard tie. What you already said, time. I love Mr. Eble. He's got a gold tings. Sorry, that was last one. Every time it smiles, it makes the sound effect, d'i-d-d-h. I can do that all that.

Can we talk about that? Oh, yeah. That's been a new thing. Oh, dude, we're just like Mr. Cartooning. What would you say? We build on bits like no one other. I think of me, I think all of, you don't really do. You sit back and giggle like a little man.

But, because it's the same, it's like the same thing. It's like, it's like. It's just always cartooned one-o-one. It's funny. It's so funny. It's so stereotypical. You've seen so many cars. It's like, yeah. I remember we were just like walking one time and I was like, Larry, what if a big anvil dropped to me in my stomach? He turned to a pancake and likes he saw. What if a big piano found you right on? My teeth are into the keys.

It's like that. It's just Tom and Jerry here, man. Yeah, yeah. We've also been obsessed with Spongebob close up. Oh my god. You'll see. Yeah. Can we say that?

We can say that. We could talk about it because it was our video. Oh, yeah. Just briefly, like, you know. Mention it. We're not going to say where we did it. Yeah. Well, we did record something in person.

Or can we just say? Can we? Let's not. Let's, let's, let's. We tried not to giggle. Already tweeted. We tried not to life in person. And we did not do good.

No. We did. We're not very good at containing ourselves. You know, there's like, trying to, laugh or like trying to try not to laugh but if you laugh you get like kicked in the nuts really hard it's like that it's like there's a huge punishment it was a huge pain our hero is so bad we were not laughing at like meme compilations we're laughing at like bald guys falling you're like fat guys

going down the water slide dude it was so bad sponge bob is one of the funniest shows to ever be that's true i agree with grug 100% it's sponge bob was one of the funniest shows to ever exist it is yeah i would say now lately it's gotten pretty bad no dude the most recent remember they don't like they like they would come back almost because they know the faces are what is what sells these yeah wait so you're saying recently more than more times they've been yeah they've been yeah they're stuff aware of like because they are we laughed at all the up close like the realistic burger and like when he was reading the nose it's like yeah okay okay close up of Patrick when he had little tiny baby toes

I have to go and like watch no it's because I haven't seen it like 100% yeah but let's talk about this Airbnb for a second because that Airbnb is nutty it's like three floors it's on a nice lake it's leaning close to like falling off yeah yeah yeah yeah one I saw the most beautiful sunset of my life on that uh what happened you guys like would you say it happened you like we're driving you stopped someone stopped with oh yeah so we were we were supposed to go to dinner and we had two cars it was me and mitchell pulse fire and um They started to go to dinner already and Mitchell and I were driving it and there's one turn where you can see across the entire lake and we saw the sun it was huge It was like a huge red circle in this guy and we were like oh

And then we parked on the side of the road sprinted to the viewpoint and then we took a picture and this one lady Got out of her car to take a picture like south in the middle of the road and this other girl she must to live there She was like in her 40s. It looked like she was a Karen you know classic and and and she got The car she was like why you stop in the middle of the road you're gonna murder someone. It's like and in the lady in the other car got back in her car and she's like should I be damn care And it's double you have the whole thing on video. Yeah, we got it we got to find that we got to watch that Tarrantula too. Yeah, a Tarrantula you saw one in the road. Oh yeah we saw tarantula. It was probably this big and it was scaring across the road literally on our way back from looking at the sunset He's called my legs. Yeah, it was, it was like, I didn't know that they were real.

Like, I didn't know they were, you could see them in the mountains and stuff, but it was so, it was interesting. That is super cool. It was, uh, so much happened in those, like 10 minutes is crazy. So for all the listeners, I just thought about this for a second. For all the listeners, if you're not ever really watching us, you will, if you ever do take the time to watch us, the running joke with grunk is that grunk is always doing something random in his. his desk right and now we can finally see you've been really fucking normal yeah I've been I've been biting the inside my lip a lot he's like bleeding yeah he's yeah but it's it's crazy to see like this it's just surreal honestly this is super

dope that we I feel like we started the podcast like two weeks ago if I'm being honest like it's it's time is flown by I mean we've gotten what schlap was the first guest Jack Manfold we're gonna do someone yeah we're gonna do someone yeah we're We got all this networking helps us a lot because we can now invite some more people. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest and this is just my vibes from like when we were at that one party and stuff like that That birthday party by the way not like a It was like I'd have to be clear because like you know Greg we want let me be cool I'm well yeah, I guess I guess, but yeah, I just want to mention that There were a lot of creators that were very happy to see us. Yeah, we're a lot great

I think I know for some like weist Weist was he was You know, shitting his pants. It was, you know, he was actually mid-conversation and he saw me and immediately walked away Just to give me a big hug. He walked away from you know poor guys Just put that out to all those people Yeah, how dare you? We've just an asshole and you will not finish this conversation if you see someone more important over there No, he was just like, Nick and then and they were like, what do you and then and then he

And then he introduced me obviously because he was like he's not an asshole He's excited. Yeah, he was just very excited. He was not expecting us to be there. Yeah, I don't think he knew Yeah, we didn't really... A lot of people didn't know. No. It was a big... Yeah, it was the big surprise. Well, you're surprised guys.

Woo-hoo! We're not saying, yeah. I uploaded the video before we came here. So this wants the big surprise. Yeah. Dude, people were like, new album Friday and we're like... Why is it face reveal? No, you know.

Speaking of albums. What's that? Speaking of albums. Speaking of albums. After this trip, we are starting... the next album. Yes. You've got...

This album is going to be different and not a lot of you guys really know what I've got going on in my little brain in terms of like what I want to do but I will say that there will be teams and then they're going to be an entirely different

group of songs that will be a part of that album. There will be songs that will be debuted in the main video but then there's going to be additional songs. If we want to be a real album or we will eventually know about them. That you guys

can be a part of, but they're going to be certain creators and other, mainly creators that are going to be on other songs. There's new creators, there's new artists, and we're getting little ass ex. Yeah, we're kicking yelts. He follows me on Twitter. I'm your only plug. Wait, are you serious? This is true.

I asked him the first time, and he wouldn't reach out? Yeah, you said that he was like, me, he was like in the meme page community. He was, he was on some podcasts with a couple of like meme guys on Twitter. I don't remember who like I think no bify maybe I think when I was like yeah I think he went on with Notify on a podcast but I was just always like Interacting with his tweets you know doing stuff like that and literally the tweet that That made him follow me was I like big balls

Hell yeah I mean that puzzle piece to it So what happened was I I said something like really Gay under one of his tweets one time like a long time. It was like 2019 Oh you're seeing you like changed yeah you should and then Um, one of my fans responded to me and they're like, Yomi, do you even think before you make these tweets? And I was like, I love big balls. And then he liked that tweet and then he followed me.

They had this guy's all right. That's all it took. He likes one of my tweets, but you don't follow me. Really? Lona's ex-like your tweet. I forget what it was, but he liked one of my tweets. You probably saw you were like 15. Yeah.

Aides your guts. Once you dead. Mm-hmm. Shit happens. That's what it is, dude. Yeah, I really, I wanted to get him on. But that'd be sick, dude. See here's a thing man. He's talented. He is talented, but here's the thing like it doesn't matter how fucking talented these people are

If they're music label doesn't care about you you will never get them on in the first first True like that's just how it works now and it sucks because I know he's a genuine ass guy like you could tell through the way that he has like he made it Perfect example I think he's the only artist to ever upload his own music video without any music He uploaded oh what was it was industry baby shower scene everyone's naked I fucking here is like this like this this faint little like Oh man. As they're like dancing around in the shower like they like completely made like a mastered sound like He was like, he's like, anyway

You guys can wrap this one over No, but there are a few artists that I do want to get in touch with. It's just a I don't want to deal with anybody with major labels anymore, you know like yeah major labels are big big things I think anybody's heard about that. No, and it's fine, and it's okay. Like, major labels just make things a little harder, you know? There's a way to do things with major labels, you know what I mean? And we wanted to keep things between, you know, us, like the homies.

Yeah, exactly. Because once you start involving major labels, it's now, major labels are looking for money. That's all it is. It's never really about making something great. It's more so just about what can get the most clicks. And, hey, don't get me wrong. A lot of great music has produced. What the fuck's going on?

I think they're throwing a game size. You know this thing where you go, do, do, do, do, do. Are we going to talk about that now, too? You can finish out. You can finish out. Yeah, yeah, they'll see. Yeah, yeah, music labels. Yeah, yeah.

So we're probably just going to stick with independent artists and people like that. Creators especially, because that's really the demographic that we want to hit. People who want to get involved. And we've talked to some people like, dude, simply. Simply? Simply. We've talked to him and you know what? Dude is so fucking nice.

He's never met so. I have met a lot of people. But he's been really one of those people that's like fucking awesome. That's a great impression. What are you doing? Sorry. All right, grunk. Relax, buddy.

Oh, I'm seeing you feel pick up. Sorry guys. All right, giant brick waffle and Isaac. Oh yeah, I'm in my mind now. Oh, there is. Okay, wait. You knocked and you can hear it. Wait, there should be airst.

Wait, there should be a SMR my memory That is a that happened they make no noise I didn't realize They make a single No I thought it was a real thing Grong Oh wait a minute

I get I guarantee it's a real thing like somebody's had to have done it Even if they make zero noise Probably somebody's got to have done it This is a random question but Are those combs that people bite for ASMR? Are they good? What?

It's just chocolate, isn't it? I don't even know that. I've never seen that. You've never seen like ASMR where like a girl will just start eating a comb. Oh, like the fake tool, like the Home Depot tools that start eating it? Oh, like you do. Like the hammer and it's like... What are those made of?

Macaroon? I don't know. Macaroos? Jackaro. Jackaro. Check on. Check on. Check on.

Okay. to that today. There we was. It's been on our mind, you know, got a lot of song. One of the old, I don't know if you guys ever watched this one video of like this like, it's like a digital baby dancing. Yeah. And it can dance to anything. It's like a like the life.

It's like the whole one. Is that the dance movie copy? I did. Yeah, that's what dance is my always do all the time. Okay. It's either that or like, though. Oh yeah. You do that a lot and then you do the middle finger in the air.

You've been doing like the white girl thing. Do real. Yeah. And he like arches his back and everything. I mean, it looks. Yeah. I mean, it looks, it looks good when he does it. My hair is done really.

Sorry, we're like, yeah, we're all in our, we're just put in like two different conversations. That's terrible. We're really bad at a podcast. Let's just cut this entire episode. Let's go home. Cam, delete everything that's happened so far. Cam, we're never doing another podcast.

Sorry, Kim. Hey, but met Jambo. We did meet Jambo. Did. He's a man. Okay, like, he looks like an alien cat. He has such huge eyes. He has big giant, big eyes.

Big eyes. He's tall. He's actually three feet long. He's like 90. He's really cute. He's really cute. He's an adorable little beast. I think he hates people.

He's a little scared. He doesn't hate people. He, like, warms up to you. He let me pet him once. You had like a meat stick in your hand. Yeah, you had chicken patte. No. I was, uh, it was a different time.

He was laying down and I was alone with him. I don't think, are you alone with a cat, man. The jambbo that I've known. down the hall. Dude, it was bad. We talked to guys were down the hall. No, listen, nobody knows

to Jambo that I know because I don't know what happened. Everybody left the room and I was with Jambo and I was like, okay, I was gonna lay down. And then he was like in human form. He started grabbing me.

He stood up on his hind legs and like with his hands of this. Secret Skywalker Jambo guy. He stood up and picked up a briefcase. He had a big top. He had a big top. He had a gold toothed in a monocle. Dude.

He started playing like a perfect baittoe? We guys are really starting to piss me on. One day that is going to be the funniest shit to everyone. They are going to... They're going to hop on that trend. It's going to be funny. It's funny. It is fun.

It's like cartoon sound effects. It's taken... It's 100. It's funny. I mean... It's like what Drake. It's what... I mean, it's the Drake meme.

Just top of life. It's okay. Pioneer like a new, the new humor. With the whole what is up guys Big Moncle That's like one switch of guys Okay, cut that, actually cut that Yeah

Don't just don't put that That was like a hit but a serious hard foul Like that went straight back Oh yeah I want to show Larry's wallet It's still in there It's like he put like a mango

Yeah dry mango Yeah but it's like It's not just an ordinary mango Larry do It looks quite vile It looks like a phalless For all of our audio It's just three days old

It's starting to turn brown You should probably take that thing out You know right now I dare you Larry just pulled a big audio listeners guys You're gonna die Out of his pocket Don't need it

Yeah I wouldn't eat that Just wait for it when you get home You did And then record it and then send it Oh Oh that thing is Oh it has hair on it That could be a bookmark

It has a beard It's a little bit It would do it's like a piece of hair on it Ew man It's fucking nasty It's like a little hair It's going hair It's old.

Take a bite out of it. No, don't. He said he's going to throw up. We're not doing that. We're not doing it. We're not going to throw up. You're not thrown up in the Ibel office on the first day. You're not allowed to do that, Larry.

You would. Larry, you can do it. Larry, you're a psychopath. Oh my God. You're a freak show on God. It's not bad. Okay. See me that beast.

Stop. I can't even eat a Christmas. This is a communion. For the people on Spotify, we're eating an old mango. There's a hair on it. Yeah. You said that he had a beard because he was so late. And then later tonight, Larry and Tanner are going to have the biggest stomach aches of their lives.

It's not... Okay, wait, I see some mango. It gets worse. It's a little warm. It was a little bit warm. Wait, look, I'm holding it. Wow. Why you give it his...

I don't want it. There's not. There's a... She's lobbed a dried mango. I don't think there's ever been a podcast where someone throws a dried mango from a wallet. Is this a... Yeah, that's never happened to want. Put that shit back in there, baby.

Here, put the dried mango back in your wall. We'll save it for later. We'll slap around. Dude, that's your dessert. Later when we go to dinner. Oh my god, I'll kill you. Don't do that. Try and pay with the dried mango. Here you go.

I think it'd be a good tree. You guys have a EBT? Imagine she comes with the juggy opening and just put the dried mango in there, fold it, takes it back with her and it gets really confused. She brings it back with another bite. She pulls in, she comes back, your card was declined. She buys into it, there's like a big diamond in it. What does that mean?

See, sometimes you can spread way too thin. Big diamond? He noticed that was a stretch of a half. He started because he was thinking about it. That was like a lot of people. Because it was like, it was like, You paid with a you thought you're being funny, but you'll just talk about She put it into it her. She's like stay stuck on it

How do you wander in you? I'm still not understanding the diamond thing. Yeah. Just to paint it because that's the point because it's like I can't believe they only gave me a dried mango It takes a bite of it there's diamond It's like your fault Because you missed out on a diamond I thought it was like an over tipping thing

Dude Larry you know those tic-tok's where it's like someone says something it's like It's like oh this will be whatever X amount of money and then the person hands it and then there's like a close-up with a person like the wallet in question or something or the wallet and she's just making a seducing face have you ever seen that before? Oh yeah, I think so you know those tic talks yeah, yeah he's making like a chat face you should do that with the mango in your in your wallet I want to show people around I want to like walk around just be like check it up that's what I do with my far permit you do got a far permit you do got a far yeah we were at yeah what did they call what is it called the stopping Stop and stop? Quick stop. So we're a quick stop and we... Quick trip. Quick trip.

Sorry, dude. It's okay. We all make the six. It's in a song with some rapper he says he's gassed up like a quick trip so that's why I remember. Not for real. That's sad. Shut out. It was like pouring outside.

We're on our way to the birthday party. We came from little old town and nowhere. All sorts of different places. We have nothing. I don't even know where to what this guy wants or where to get it. So we just get alcohol because it's an adult party. party and an umbrella and two umbrellas and I got a beef stick because I assumed it'd be cool for beef stew to get a beef stick yes it's cute so we come up and I'm like bringing everything

up she was like I see her ID and I was like do you take fart permanent I take it out and I just show her and she's like no she's like squid word now we don't take fart no we don't take fart no we don't yeah there was a close-up of her she was like a big picture there's like the squid They look like squid with like a really sad. Even my bags. No, my perspective on that was super funny because I paid first. So I'm just trying to strike conversation with this girl. This is the second time she's seen us.

And she has the same energy both times. Like she fucking hated her and hated me for some reason. So I naturally buy what I'm buying. And I'm trying to like be upbeat because she looks so sad. Isaac goes up and puts his stuff there. And then she gives them the total. And he just pulls out his fart permit and says, do you accept fart permit? And she looks over and she says, no.

And looks away. And then I look at him. I say, really a fucking fart permit? And he's like, well, I might as well just ask. There might be a diamond in there. That was her fault. See? She didn't get the diet.

It was like a social experiment. She took it. There'd be like a $2,000 bill on the bag. You're taking and put in the register. But no, she didn't take my fart permit. I only say that because of this is that one meme where it's like some guys like He's almost the diamonds and some guys walking away. That's why I said that's good gambling Gambling keep gambling

Mm-hmm Don't gamble I've lost I've lost you will lose you will lose I've lost new hashtag ad I'm thirsty gum go go mo gumo Oh my god Oh man Larry I caught up on one piece That's probably oh wait I care I care me yeah He cares what happened

I got up on one piece I'm a weekly watcher now. Can we just give a really obnoxiously loud round of applause? Oh yeah. I don't know why. It's because he is like a thousand episodes in on one piece now. How long that that take you to do? Do you watch it for months?

11 months. 335 days. I did the- Did you start it on my Crunchyroll account? Yep. No. Oh. No, no. I started on...

Nine anime or something? Uh-oh. Yeah. No, I started on Netflix. Oh, did you? Yep. Yeah. And then I gave him my Crunchyroll account. You guys want to see some cool?

Yeah, sure. Houston, this is Apollo 4. I just wanted to ask how much time we have left. Right now he's speaking to Houston. 151 minutes. 170 minutes left. Yeah, we're over and now. We're doing good.

I wanted to talk about how long have we been here? An hour? Whoa. How long? One hour? 51 minutes? Oh, 51 minutes. We've been doing it for a 51.

That's wild. Anyways, what's your favorite color? Put it down below For the people in the comments Would you accept the diamond and the mango? Or hypothetical for this week Would you accept the dried mango? Would you like to say something yummy?

Yes. All right, go. What? Your word count is low. My word count is great. And you're a hater. What? I agree.

He's been a little judgmental today. What's going on with you? I think it's the mask. You call me fat today. It's like a false sense of Take a mask off, dude. Take a mask off. Get loose a little bit.

I see wax in your ears. Hold on. You see them? There's just nothing there. We apologize for that one. Yeah. Yeah. No, I wanted to talk about chicken 22.

I forgot the name of the place. Oh, that place is so good. Respectfully. My slime. What? Probably one of the best chicken spots I've been to genuinely. Chicken 22? What was it called again?

Cheney and Taming Tito. Wherever it was. It was next to Lupe Fiasco's banana bar. wherever whatever it was it was phenomenal it was we tried the really spicy duper stupid stupid I'll be honest I'll go out and say it was scrum dilly umptious it was absolutely fantastic and uh how many of us tried the stupid hot I did not it was just you guys I tried the stupid hot yeah it made my it made my lips really red and

puffy it was dude I was crying and coughing and I had to like yeah Larry was crying he was pretty stupid hot you were crying you guys turned into that as well yeah your eyes turned inside I turned gray and your eyes turned white You're our best of burnt dog You had a monocose Dude please stop Is it a goofy episode? Huh?

Is it a goofy episode? No The microphone here is everything you say by the way See watch look I got sweatsh You're saying No more monocles No more monocles

No more. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about gold teeth? We can have one more gold tooth. We can have one. You better save it. You better save it for a good gold tooth. I will say that the very first day we got here, I'm jumping back for a second.

That first day... I don't even remember what we did, do you? So you were all like obviously sleep deprived. Yeah. Like plans kind of were changed because we, like, the car situation got really screwed up. And so we were all working off of like low sleep, trying to... sleep trying to figure out a way to get to the house and comes in clutch mr pulse fire to help with whatever we you know we needed from him to call him a samaritan you know it was it was crazy like

you know when we got out here we had no serious transportation right it was just like we did it was it was a it was a pretty good distance to uber to anything so it wasn't really worth you know the first day was like kind of stayed home right yeah yeah it wasn't anybody's fault did we did we did wait first day no we didn't what do we do the first day no we do the No, we stayed at home. We stayed at home the first day. When we get to eat? I don't even remember what we ate.

No, we're pretty sure we stayed home. What do we even do? We just can't remember. I won't go up in Tanner how like a, I could see spine, it was so skinny. Like Tanner was like all bone. Pick him up from the bed and like taking to me and I answered and then you look back at me and I was a skeleton. We haven't done that one yet. With the go to.

There you go. And a monocle. No, no, no monocles. No. Now you have no one gold team. We ran out. Yeah, we ran out of all the... Okay, then had a gold watch.

I don't know, brand new a silly watch. Okay, sorry. Yeah. Wait, we did, we did do a bit where, like, we were waiting so long for something. Remember? And we like, all pretend that we were just dead for a second. Was it just Denny's? She'll come back with like all the food and we'll be like all skeletons.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did a time lapse when we were eating our burritos. Dude, the time laps was so bad. Oh, no, the time lapse was good. No, for the burrito. No, the burrito. The burritos. Oh my god the one of Denny's I only got the top of my head. Yeah, it was blurry. You'll see the time lapse in the blogs, right? They'll see yeah, no, it was a good time lapse. So we yeah, we've been vlogging. We did a silly joke where we would put our hands on the table for 10 seconds and because it's a time lapse it's sped up. So, and then we lift them up a little bit and then and they're like really really fast. So that was that was funny. Yeah, that was funny. That was quite silly. Bring it here. Okay, because grunk brought a sponge off shirt to a gun range. I did do that. Yes, you did. It was in a.

I was posted into Bob That was so funny You're shooting like a silence pistol With SpongeBob shit on it Yeah It was the hardest thing I've seen all year It was like It was like a BB gun

It was kind of like it was a point 22 That's why by the way I don't know if anyone told you but that was That was actually a BB gun It wasn't yeah it wasn't it wasn't Every gun that you shot was a BB gun They were It was really funny when

When the girl that worked there walked out She was like super excited and she sees Grunk's shirt and then says, I don't think everyone here's 21. She said, I need you to immediately raise your hand if you are under 21. And then he raises his hand, obviously. And I look over and I'm like, I wonder why real quick.

And then I look at his fucking SpongeBob shirt. It's just a sponge bob shirt making a smirk. No. I'm going on a beard. Cameron, zoom in on that. It's Cameron. Your microphone's gone. Jarvis and hands.

Jarvis, let me see it. Your microphone just falls off. The camera pans away. That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was 17. I went on a cruise. And every day on this cruise when I was going to the casino, you had to be 18. But I had gel and like a comb and I would slick my hair back. And no questions were ever asked.

What? Yeah. And then the last day, the very last day I did not use a comb or gel or anything. My hair was just down. Immediately they're like, you're not 18. You need a leave. Show us an ID right now. And I was like, I'm like a single piece of hair sticking.

It's like, ooh, it's been. So basically if you style your hair right, you can look older. Yeah, that's true. I used to... It would never work on me. I'm short. Oh, come on, man. No, that's true.

Unless I grow a facial hair. Got a little... If you have a... If you get a beard... If I get a beard... You look badass. A lot of people think I have a beard because I edit... Mm-hmm.

You edit the beards, though. I mean, you grew the beard. I mean, I grow my beard and then I shave it, really. Yeah. A little smart. We actually, we had to shave on the way here because he shaved it this morning and it grew back. Yeah.

I was shaving in my plane and the wing off. I had a big cut. I got a few. I can't see it, but he has a big scar on his I'm sorry. You can't talk more about the gun range though. Because that was really, it was really fun. So a lot of big guns.

Yeah. I handled that vector like an actual boss. Oh my God. It was only, it was like a straight laser beam right in the middle of it. I was like, let me get a fish bump now. Oh, you should have seated their shoulders. Is they like bleeding and falling off? Oh, yeah. So I think I actually still have marks.

for the viewers. Oh. You can see that I was shooting a shotgun. I was shooting a 20-gauge semi-automatic shotgun. You all kind of have a bit. I had one too. Well, the reason it looks cool. Mine's is like, yeah.

Yeah, Nick's a badass. It definitely hurt. That's what happens when you shoot a shotgun. It was good. It's a good hurt. It's a very, well, when you shoot it enough, it starts to hurt. You know what I mean?

But it's like bad. You feel like a badass. You do feel like a badass. That vector, that gun? Oh my God. It's like, what, 1300 rounds a second he said. Yeah, something like that. Oh, a minute.

A second? No, I think he actually slipped up and said second. He did. No, he did say second. Dude, the amount of... That's just an incomprehensible number. It's 1,300. Who thought about making that gun and like just...

Who thought, yeah, let's make it go faster. Let me make it faster. I made the mistake by shooting that gun first. I should have shot the other full autos before I shot the vector, so that I was warmed up. That's exactly what I did. I said I want to feel what the full automatic felt like. I've never shot a full automatic gun before. The other ones by the end of it were...

By the end of it, we're so good, so smooth. When I first and the, um, Devor. Was it? Devor? The M-Tor. The M-Tor. Yeah. The M-Tar from my own.

She was really showing it. I was like, no, that's the M-Tar. I was like, that's the M-Tar, dude. When I heard it, I walked in, my, my headphone was like slightly off. I heard, boom. I thought I got shot almost fell over. Every single person that went in before, I think you were outside, like, the guy shot this huge gun, and we all jumped.

Like our skin started like all there's a person like the yeah yeah all time He's gun was louder than any other one It was so loud it was like it felt like earth no joke quick I wonder if that's like an ego thing Well he has a lot is good at the range Well that's what it felt like with us remember when we went to Houston with Larry that you like someone shoots it and you just feel it in your stomach Yeah you know my breakfast started dancing I felt my teeth fall out I won't name drop who said this but there was a girl that was with us and she

I was shooting fully automatic gun and after I was finished she looks over I mean there's a video for like astonished by the fuck how heavy that Tabor is and she was like that made my pussy quiver or something stupid I was like oh you are so hot in every shape way and form what she's talking about the gun man shape way in form you she's talking about the gun though I know but that story you just so sexy because you shot that big old gun yeah I kind of like you a lot I know your eyebrows I was not aware of this guys I didn't

didn't know that she was very manly. Dude, you handled that vector more than anybody. I don't know. You went crazy. I could hold it with one hand and just like let it go. By the way, me and Tanner want to apologize to the gun range because we shot, so there was a fake cannon. Well, we thought it was fake. And we lit it because, you know, that was funny.

And it shot a giant cannonball into the range. There was a big hole. I know when you're going to start those. It's every time. It's like, I just want to apologize to me. I was like, like, like that. It's not even like you have to guess. He makes it so obvious. What are you talking about? Every time what you're talking about to go. We saw a big guy. I'm surprised the can they didn't have a giant gold tooth on him for real. Because I laugh when I said. No, it's because you're like I just want to get serious for a second guys. I just got a big cartoonishly large candy ball and shot at the rate. I think you're like tone is a lot lower whenever you're being actually serious. I want to apologize. Because we accidentally

Yeah, I didn't say quieter. I said lower I actually swallowed a cannonball and my stomach is Yeah, my gun had a timer like blew up Yeah, I burp and like a mushroom cloud comes out Yeah, I had the Coca-Cola there and like a giant like death mushroom like Okay, that was the last one We can't we can't keep getting you guys can keep doing this like Someone's gonna animate it maybe positive

Like you can But you shouldn't. I just want to catch the ground. It makes a big male cladget bouncing back up. I think it's funny to kind of like confuse what's real. I don't think it's kind of obvious what's real and what didn't happen. But it's funny. Because like whenever we started off real and then like just kind of go to like.

I will be the first to say I think this might be the most unprofessional podcast that has ever been hosted. Happened in Ible. Let's give it up. Title number two. Record number two. Question to the guys at Ibel. Has there ever been a podcast here in this studio right now? Have there been?

No? You said, yeah. Oh, yes. Sorry. Yeah. Open your ears. Is this the worst one? Yeah.

Oh, let's go. He said to make a good. What about you? Yeah, it's fine. Oh, there it is. Whoa. What is that? That's a big green ball.

It's a ball. Oh, man. We should do that like as if it's a monkey stick. Peyton Manning threw that to you right now. Peyton Manning is actually in the corner. That's, what is that? Corona extra?

Wait, beer me. Is that the monkey box? No bottle. Can I try to try to it. Is it a bottle? Is it was a little Oh wow. Okay, whatever we do, let's not throw it back that way.

Yeah, there's a lot of them. Even over here, let's pass that ball around. Wait, we can do, we should do that thing. Every other's a talking ball. Like, talk a thing. Oh, the talking ball? Okay, let me see it. It's a ball like therapy.

A core memory. One core memory from this trip. From this trip? Or whatever. Yeah, or whatever. Favorite part of this trip. Favorite part of this trip? Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my favorite part of the trip was almost turning down the four-lane one-way highway exit. and getting honked at very loudly and having to woo a minivan like we were gonna almost tip over jersey slid the van you don't have the ball neither do you neither do i did i did jersey slide across the i did i did do that i jersey slayed right i was in the left line and i was like my exits in point one miles and it was like 900 feet i was like bird all the way to the right what oh my fault well actually i don't need to talk yet So guys, what's going on? What are we doing?

Can I have the ball? Give him the ball. I'll beat your ass. Why do we have a talking ball? I was just... I wanted to give you... It's a fun little mini game. Wait, was that a...

What's true? Oh, you don't have the talking ball. All right, this bit sucks. Anyway, what's your favorite memory? Give me the ball, man. Oh, my... You guys are like, I just really want to hold it. That's why I started this whole game anyways.

Somebody took a bite. Sorry. Camera. I thought it was like... There's diamond in there. Just one gold tooth on the gold tooth and monocle and a top head on that football There's a bunch of gnomes mining in there Okay, go ahead

I think he just stares out. He's like waiting for us to finish the bit He's just waiting for us to shut up He's just like I think my favorite part of this trip was Probably number one meeting people meeting you guys meeting other people It's weird because I don't feel like I'm meeting you guys for the first time because we spent so much time together and Discord and everything that by the first day I was already completely comfortable you know hanging out with you guys and it just felt like we had been friends for a super long time. Who are you and second favorite part would be gun range because I love shooting

guns it's so much fun I want to know more about guns but yeah gun rangers awesome I think you have really good gun laws in Tennessee yours you can know you can you can carry yeah safe address all nope please please don't do that you okay yeah 14 to you want to you Past the Larry. I know he's been like giggling. What? I don't have much to say. Oh my God, there really is a bite. What's a big giant bite? It's real.

You just open it up and just like the center of the earth in there. Okay, that was something shiny in there. The favorite part of the whole trip, man, I don't get to travel a lot. Like just being, I mean, seeing all of y'all, though, like, as Yomi said, it's kind of like, it was surreal. But then it's like, well, these are, you know, these are the guys, cranks a bit taller than me, which is. Unexpected a lot of people were talking about that they were like how's this guy why did you? What I hate to be Okay fine so me and tenor found this gold mine in the mountains

Like what you that was your fault. I was gonna say you did you knew grog's height before you was gonna be taller Well like it's like weird to see it's weird to see it's weird to see like it's just I know I was not expecting to be like kind of same height as Nick and Tanner Yeah, it was it was a little funny to see grown come out because he's not four foot one yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I was not Yeah, yeah. I remember we're trying to give flowers at the airport. Oh yeah. Remember that? And I took a big bite out of one took a bite out of a big book. This could be the last story. What we gave it to that dude who was waiting for his drone friend. You ruined my fucking story. I can be here all night. I have the ball. Whose idea was it to give the guy the flowers mine? So technically it's my flowers. Me. Technically. I said get flowers from there. And you can't get back on a point. I'm sorry. Stop fighting. Stop fighting. So we had...

We're in the podcast at I'm gonna tell my favorite. Oh, you want to tell your story? Well, we can go ahead. Yeah, you go. You can take the little green ball, the green dinosaur. Go ahead. Just don't look in the center. There's a diamond.

There it is. The box is grew up and telling grunk what to say. But my favorite part was definitely the birthday party because that was like the first party I've ever been to, really ever. Oh, that's a house party. And it was just cool. meeting everyone and seeing people that I'm like whoa I see you on Twitter and stuff and then it's like yeah you got to meet people that you were playing what are you looking at me like that for get that face off your face turn it off for uh all of our that you were sorry no you're okay i just want to clear

clarify something you're playing smp live with and that's your with you know yeah i knew i know i know i probably knew some of those people in there for over like two years which is weird yeah yeah i was just gonna say because i like to just keep on mention this anyway for reasons uh grunk did not have anything so yeah he was there I was killed I was offered and I declined because I'm a respectful guy yeah no no he wouldn't have anyway we're very this entire trip we've been keeping a close eye

we are because we want grunk to have a good time but you know there are certain things that we do not let happen and one of those is very drinking we are like older brothers yeah no I do see grunk as like a younger brother in that sense your dad is my dad you know what I mean so and grunk was very respectful

about it too you're starting we don't have to pee like bad flipping off. I'm gonna take this for a second. We can start to come to a completely. Yeah, we can start wrapping it up in a minute. After this story? Yeah, another story. What? You have a story?

Yeah, speaking with you. Core memory? I have a few good core memories, I will say. One core memory. About from here or when you're like four and we don't care? Oh, from here, from this trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The top of the top, I'm gonna be this asshole.

I can't talk about it because of, like, you know, I was asked to not talk about it. But I will say that it's that. But if I can't, if I had, so I'll talk about something else. I will say definitely shooting, but it overall is just meeting you too. Like, I will say that it was crazy seeing you. It was so natural seeing you. We met under a fucking stairwell.

That's not really scary and weird. We met under like an escalator or something, didn't we? It was by cafe if that makes it feel like. Was it? No, it was by the bathrooms. It was by the baggage. It was by the baggage claim. That's the one one.

The baggage claim. We were under stairwell by the bathrooms. And he's like, yo. Yeah. He called me. on the phone. Yeah. And I saw him before they saw me and it was kind of like a fun moment.

Yeah. And then with Yummy, we just see Yummy just coming down an escalator. Yeah. The bit with the bit was Isaac was supposed to propose to Yummy. And Yomi immediately walked away. I proposed and he said, get up. Get up. He started walking fast.

Get up too. Everyone was clapping and they said, oh. I yelled. They're gay. They're gay. Yeah, he did do that and start clapping. We all started clapping. They're like.

They're gay. I was crying. And then Yomi was like... No, we clapped. You all clapped. Yeah, he was yelling, he was yelling like, they're gay. And then what happened with the flowers after? So I was like, okay, well, I have these flowers and I don't know what I want to do with them. So then I sent Tanner to go give flowers to like...

Hot moms in the airport. There was a guy with a huge, like, truck belly. Oh, yeah. It was like speaking to like that. Dude, he walked the other one. He saw the big, whoa, and ran after him. Dude, that guy was awesome. The big toe charmed.

He was wearing like a green shirt, right? It was like blueish. We just, I don't know. It was like a polo with like a belt. Yeah, like a belt. That's awesome. It's like a little truck. It's perfect.

I want to give him a flowers. He was awesome. I want to say something to the, to listen is in the viewers. Anyway, so long story short, Tanda got rejected like eight times. So I think this guy was up at the flower place. And I was like, you want a bouquet?

You want it's flowering. He's like, oh yeah. And I was like, actually, here's all the flowers. Oh yeah. And then he was like, he rebuilt it. He read it and he got it. He read it back to get it. Who said to me it was like, that guy's getting late tonight.

Someone said that to me. Was it you? Probably. I was going to just say that like, I know that a lot of our audience, you guys are all, like, mainly online for the most part, you know? Like, maybe friends, you don't have them as much in person. I mean, I know for me I didn't have a lot of friends in person. Majority of my life was all online.

And I will say that the feeling in person is through, like, they're, you guys, all of our followers are seeing us now here. And it's just so crazy. Do we look awkward to you? Do we look awkward to hell no Comfortable? It's like an IRL Discord doll. Yeah, oh.

Um, let me deaf-in. Wait, let me deafen. Wait, let me deafen. Let me move. Anyway, it's a crazy feeling, so that's my, that's my favorite. I'm gonna toss them, I'm gonna lob the ball. Throw it as far as you can. Oh, I didn't have the end before it.

Oh, my god, I was gonna. Did you have a story? What's going on? Oh, no, my favorite thing was Denny's, the fart corner. We called it the dirty bubble challenge too. That was, you could make a whole entire, like, Yeah, that is um, one experience. Thunder and lightning is my favorite thing too. Oh, dude.

Yesterday it was like crazy lightning. You don't? No, Washington only gets one weather and it's like a slight drizzle or like overcast. Isn't that where a twilight was filmed? Yeah. Makes sense. It's gray and disgusting. There was so great and nasty.

Unique thunder collapse yesterday. There's like thunder and there's going to be some crazy. Who has the green ball? Oh, sorry, daddy. God damn. There was thunder and lightning. I was planning to be a GTA character. That was my other one.

Oh, shit. Did you excuse you? It was like, it was like, we all talked. We've all talked, but I want to hold it. What? Who wants this? Covey Bryant. Alright. I don't want to talk anymore.

You just wanted the ball? Yeah, just wanted the ball. All right. Oh, I think he wants the ball. You can talk. Damn. I like the way the ball feels. No more talking.

I don't know if you want. I just want to mention monkey pox. Oh, yeah. Be careful. And they travel through sex. Last message, monkey pox. Sex, don't do it. Don't do it.

already know that nobody watching this is good you grow up to like your stomach roma from bananas stop that was good yeah we're right over everyone to say but old no I worry about monkey box guys you're good yeah yeah we got it that's the joke they don't have you get it he pushed you away oh shit that's what I pushed him away what did you I don't know. I mess with yummy the most. This is turning into a YouTube video. This is, yeah, we can wrap it up.

Let's wrap it up. Thank you again, Ible. Yeah, thank you, I will definitely. The comfiest couch I've ever said. Dude, I keep singing into this thing. I was like this. And then I had to like readjust. Yeah, this big chair has made for me.

I can like stimulate. Check out their app. Check out. Talk to us. Talk to us. We'll be there and like, we'll be like, hello. We have to definitely explore the app a lot more. Yes.

You know, we just got really introduced to it pretty much today. We heard about it. But we're definitely going to be checking it out. And also, I'll give it a small. Before we forget, this trip. Brought to you, buddy. Yeah, all thanks. Yeah.

To give us to you. They paid for like my entire college fund. Like this woman right here. Kim Zuman. I'm just kidding. Don't. No, Kim Zub. Whoa.

Group made this possible. Thank you guys. And thank you for having us again. Yeah, no, truly. And we'll see you probably next Thursday. Maybe, how I'm gonna. We'll see. Ever time.

Last episode. Ever. Ever. Last episode. Ever. Again, a big, a cute little wave. Wait. Can I,

Can I say someone? Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know, but I just want something so many. It's like a bonus club? Well, like this trip right now could be real if you just guys keep supporting us with the code group. Oh, yeah, code group. Like if this, like, we got to just let you know that this was all by gamers ups. Yep. And if you keep on supporting us, we've talked. We talked about this so much. Like, you guys and your support will help us. Greatly. Can more than you know and get a house together. Like that's just what that's the ultimate goal is to get a house and have these podcasts every single third. Thursday in person. What do you know about PhD? Nothing. Buy it now. It's actually really good. See next week. That and guacamole gamers are like delicious. Podcast next week. What? Yeah, big old thumbs up. Yes. Bye guys. Bye. Bye guys. Thank you for watching. Oh yeah, I like that one.