The Group Chat - #120 - Chillen wit SwaggerSouls

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

FINALLY WE GOT A GUEST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Audio all good. You test everything? Testing, testing. All right. One, two, three. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the classy cast. We're here with a special guest.

Oh, oh. X-O? Yeah. I love the smooth jazz you got going on in the back. Hold it in. Silent, silent. Hold it in. Silent stinker challenge.

Hold it in. Dude, he's ghosting. that shit. He's really good at what he does. This is what he's known for. Oh, not even a clown. Good job. How does he do that? It absorbed every. His phone fell off.

It's going to start a small fire. It's all right. It's okay. It's cool. It's okay. So we got the one. The only Swagger Souls. Yay! My goodness. Welcome. It's time to finally get out here.

To be where I belong on a couch with two of my buddies, three of my buddies. We want to melt here. Oh, yeah. We want to melt. I'm melting right now. We want to sink. You're going to be sick. Like a grilled cheese.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm incredibly hung over and had a hell with time here so far in Austin, Texas. It's not, I'm not dodging you, am I? Dude. Not a secret. I think everyone is. We're actually in Minnesota right now. I was going to say, I don't think, I think, I think, you've already.

Ben, Samu. Austin, Austin, Texas is too much information. I fucking, I fucking get here.

I get to the studio, the fucking beautiful studio. It is a beautiful, beautiful place. You like the big house? Yeah, and I'm like, what's with the fucking paper,

paper sign? Oh shit, I forgot. I was still up. It said, in all caps, we did not order your pizza. Oh my God.

And, and what is. And it's also in Spanish. Yes. That was, it was a great, it was very, Dude, go a step further, put some braille on that shit.

It is as accessible as possible, but I laughed pretty hard. So how many pizzas did you guys get where it started becoming a problem? Honestly, God, it was really just one night. That was really bad. Somebody was just, somebody was cracking up. Yep, they were having fun on Discord. They were having to crack. It was.

It was good. Was it good? Was it good? You know, if I wanted to really fuck with somebody. One was pretty good pizza. If I wanted to really fuck with someone, I want to really fuck with someone, I want to order somebody like pizza to fight with them I get it from like the one store rated

like we're spot in town so they couldn't even enjoy it right they didn't even think that far it was good pizza it was good pizza they were actually fuck you order more yeah they did a favor if they wanted to do something real bad

they would have put like fucking put all the bad shit on there just anchovies and bread what what okay everybody fuck anchovies what is what is the most based topping on pizza mushrooms. The pea.

Mushrooms. The pea. What do you? Pineapple. Oh, the pea. The pee. The hate on pineapple is absurd. Pineapple on pizza? Yeah, don't you like that? I mean, sometimes if I'm feeling a little fruity, but most of the time, it's mushrooms.

A little Hawaiian. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, this pizza place near me, bacon, pineapple, and drizzle honey and hallpani on it. It's so delightful. I put on a fucking grass skirt and play ukulele for that shit. This sounds good.

It's so good. If you could have one pizza for the rest of your life. You could, like, anytime you want to get pizza, it can only be one. Pepperoni. Chicken bacon ranch. What? Chicken bacon ranch. What the fuck?

Jesus. Cookie pizza. I'd rather have cookie pizza for the rest of my life. Cookie pizza? That's fucking, this man is thinking outside of the box and I love it. Dude, you get a whole pizza and a whole cookie for your whole life for the hell. Dude, it's a pizza and a cookie. Yeah.

Like, dude, that's fucking like a boss, dude. Wait. That's fucking epic. This guy's an animal. Have you ever put chocolate on pizza? Like just regular pizza? No. No.

No, get it. It's actually good. It's good. It's good. I know it sounds crazy. It's actually really yummy. Wait, wait, wait. So.

Pull that up. Yeah. Oh, okay. Wait, no. Marshmallows. Jamie, pull up pizza. Oh, no. That is just chocolate.

Wait. Larry, remember that one picture of me? We went to get pizza one time and I was holding the pizza facing forward and it was covered in chocolate no there's a picture chocolate you don't remember that I have to find this picture you guys keep going I'm going to find this picture but yeah I did

hold a slice facing forward remember that place no all right look up your name on Google will pop up do you think or is it till obscured excuse me Is that the right word obscure which Which name my legal government name Oh yeah you can look it up

You're thinking it'll pop up though that photo Y'all, uh, you all eat the crust? I love the crust. That's the favorite. Do we have any crust taters? Grog. No, I love the crust. We got a, we got a little hack, a little life hack for the crust.

Get some, get some sugar. Um, granulated sugar, put that sugar on the crust, fold it in a half. No. That's like a churro. That is a little chiro. That is like a churro. Dessert crust. Damn.

Did you come up with that? Who showed you that? Who showed you that? My daddy. Oh. Shout out daddy I love daddies I was like,

guess what I was like what you could do blew my my fucking mind I was 25 was fucking sweet that was yesterday

it was just the other day said thank you daddy I kissed him on the mouth you're good at what you do daddy what you do daddy what you do dad dad thank you so wait hold on

we need a backtrack for a second because when you say chocolate on pizza are you referring to this? Are you referring to, can you even see the screen? I'm referring to a normal cheese pizza, drizzle some chocolate syrup on there and take a bite. You're a sick, disgusting man. We're talking Hershey's here?

Yeah, we are talking Hershey's here. Don't knock it until you try it. It's out of dark chocolate flavor combo, and it's really yummy. Put everything in your mouth twice, once to see if you like it, and again to see if you were right about it the first time. That makes sense. Repeat until it's gone. And repeat until you don't have any more objections.

You know. Isn't the same ideology with like like dick sucking? What the fuck? Bro, I just, bro. Bro, you are too.

Do you know what state you're in? You're in Austin, Texas, bro. Oh, that's true. Actually, he's a lot of dick sucking now.

You can do whatever you want. Steers and queers, baby. Woo! They get down, dude. They can actually ride the mechanical bowls and actually like hold on to it.

Hey, you got a pair of asses. The girls keep falling off. for the mechanical balls. But the boys. Yeah, the boys, the boys, they hold on. They got the muscles, man. They got the, they got the hip muscles.

Mm-hmm. They do. Yep. Have you guys seen that meme? Grunk? Have you seen that one? Have you seen that meme? Have you seen that one meme?

Welcome back to episode one. Have you seen this meme? Have you seen that meme, grug? What one? Come on, Tua. No, so there was... Hock Tua? The Hawk Tua, girl.

So there's an interview, actually, on 6th Street. Hawke Tua. Austin, Texas. Wait, Hock Tua was on 6th Street? Believe it or not? What the fun? Wait.

No. Shut the fun door. Are you serious? Yes, yes. I was put on the game. I was told. Dead ass. You guys could have been there.

I went, I got so fucking drunk, I lost my glasses. Her name is Hock Tua girl. Her name? That's her legal name. Hock Tua girl. All right, listen. All right, Swagger. Did you know there's a football player named Tua Tagvala.

What? And if you. There's a player. Full name. His first name is Tua and his last name is Tag Vala. And if you went to the Seahawks, he would have been Hawk Tua. Oh, that's pretty good. We missed out on a generational run.

Absolutely missed out. That is a long fucking generational draft pick. A generational draft pick. First round. Zero round because they would just pick them up before it. Welcome to the Seahawks. Tua. What?

Man That would That would freaking break The freaking internet I think so I'd ship bricks personally I would ship freaking How many memes would come from that you think

So many? 80 bill How many people in the world Times 10? It's got 190 likes It would be so many memes It would weigh something Oh It would have a real way

We'd actually have to pay out From the government Government's stash of money So I don't We're doing a deep dive the Hoc to a girl. This is this is not what I thought the show would be, but I would like to say for the record, I'm delighted.

I'm sorry, I'm just like, dude, I'm overjoyed. Known for an Anamonopoeia catchphrasing interview, and it's got a like. I've never seen this. I've never seen the amount of hours. How many likes this, Ann, I lost my glasses in the bar. 19.7 million. Oh my God. I thought it was a one billion, I'll be real.

Was it posted? A picture on Instagram as an egg? I watched that 19.7 million times. It's crazy. What percentage the world has heard Hock Tua, do you reckon? A hundred. I think at least one-tenth. I think people aren't giving her enough credit for what she's remarkably done,

which is encourage more women to give blowjobs. Which is a great fucking... Everyone wins. Thank you. Everyone wins. That's right. What's the Tua? Can I say some crazy?

Tua. What's a Tua, man? What's a Tua, man. I think people have heard of Hock Tua more than Michael Jackson. Yeah. That's a... Well, Michael Jackson. Jackson's never heard of Hock Tua. He's dead.

Nope. He could also have done it. You know what that is true. Hock Tua sounds like a thing Michael Jackson would sing in a little song. He probably has. I think he would. He's probably given some Hock Tua. Mike was a little fruity. Oh, Mike.

Oh, what you know about Mike? He had to get really, really down because they were short. All short. Yeah. Oh. Michael Jackson's a pedophile guys. That's just the Lord. true.

Can we get a fact check, Jamie, can we fact check that? Can we look it up? Ask chat GPT. Allegedly. Oh, God. Ask chat GPT 4.0.

Ask guide. I care. How I do. Make sure to start now. Anytime I use chat GPT, I ask it how it stays going first. What are you? What?

Michael, Angel. How are you? Doing well. You're going to get into a goddamn conversation with the bot. Michael. Wait, damn. Mishel.

There's Michelle. Michelle Jackson, a petto. Oh, I ain't reading that. Say, summarize it in five words. Michael Jackson do no-no. Summarizing. Acquisitions. A quick.

Controversy, ongoing debate. Damn. Now say be honest. Yeah, say, what do you really know? Yeah, don't be shy. Michael Jackson. I'm not reading all that shit. Child molestation.

Okay. Two words. Two words. Two words. Okay. Yeah, two words. Two words. Now say that.

Oh, wait. In two words. Comptuversial acquittal. Say in one letter. A Malaysian rap artist? Wait, wait, wait, pause. I need to tell you guys. I need to.

So there's a Malaysian general named Hong Tua. God damn it, dude. What the fuck? Guys, I'm not ready for the cinematic universe. This is like the motherfucking adventures. assemble. Let me ask though. How have you enjoyed

Austin so forth? I love it, dude. Whenever I'm down here, it's a good time. Shooting, shooting guns is always fun. I just shouting guns. Yep, we did. Really?

Yep. Made my Willie hard. It's pretty good. Yep. I woke up, it was really fucking early. Yeah. The shooting was like nine in the morning.

Yep. So I got home to my hotel very drunk. I don't know how I got home. I woke up To my phone and it was one of the One of the guys that was driving me out there from Game Resupps Shout out Game Resupps by the way use code group Hey

Thank you But if you're sick and tired and using code group You can use code Swagger Okay there we go If you want to be a little And if you want to take 20% off You can use code Rag

Swag Group Swag Group You got it buddy You got it Swag group. Swagg. Swagger group. Swagger group.

20% off. You tried the award. Swag group. That was really hard. You know? So go ahead. So you were saying you woke up and you're... I want to let that sit.

Oh, okay. Oh, no. I wake up. So the guy came back to... He was really fucking hammered. He came back. He crashed on the couch of the hotel. So I woke up.

I was like, where the hell is he? He was supposed to drive me there. And I was like, why? It's funny, it was like 9.30. I woke up. We were supposed to be there at 9. Yeah. And so he's calling me,

I'll lie, like, sit all my alarms. And so I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Like, get out of bed. My toilet is completely fucking filled with vomit. Oh, my man. I was like, who did that? And then I was like, tasted my mouth a little bit. I was like, I did that.

It was a great time. You know, I, I, scribbled out. I don't know why like I wouldn't fucking remember. My drunk self scribbled out on a note. I lost my fucking prescription at what was it?

Buck Wild. What is that? It's a bar? Is that a bar? Apparently, Buck Wild. I don't fucking ever heard. I've never been here. I've never been there. I've never been to Sixth Street.

It was like, where do I go? They're like, I don't know. Go wherever the land is shorties. I want to get fucking tequila. So Buck Wild, we went in there. It was like fucking, the guy that was fucking punching bags, too. Like the arcade games, you swipe $5 to fucking hit the day. I've never been in 6th Street. I still haven't gotten. These two have, I haven't gone.

Go out of this guy. I've been 6th Street. Responsible. Okay, wait, to be fair, he literally just turned 21 this year, so understandable. Hey, Grunk, how old are you? 20. Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy?

Oh, my God. I'm 19. I don't know why I said 20 years. Why the fuck, dude? live. I got so excited. Mentally 20. Yeah, almost.

I'm almost there one month away. Yeah. A month away. So he just turned 21. Australia is amazing because drinking age there is 18. Dude, Mexico? Yeah.

Mexico. Mexico. Oh, my God. Mexico's 12, I'm pretty sure. Arriva. Yeah, you start out of eight. You get trained at eight. You get trained?

You get trained? Yeah. they yeah yeah you go to school for alcohol with the side of bud mud light you got a tortilla so you can make sure how to fold it and then you got everything else it's great no i tio t o training you oh yeah yeah yep me tio me too oh oh tio or tua oh oh don't don't mention that man i don't want to Tua. Tua.

Tua. Tua. Tua. Well, I also threw up last night. I'll be real. What the fuck? That's awesome, dude. Dude.

It was kind of like a weak story. It was like bile. It was green and foamy. Green and foamy. Green and foamy like the sea. It was like, yeah, it was plant base. It had like dirt in it. I had one slice of pizza, two shots of tequila, and that's all I had.

That's all. Damn. and I threw up like six times. Oh. I had to clean it up. Oh, it's so bad. Dude, I slept so good after that. I felt like a million bucks.

Something is good after you, you know, fully evacuated, so to speak. Wait, like all that green poison? All that green venom inside of you. So that night we had that dinner, right? Yes. That was an eventful night for me. Oh, boy. I completely forgot it happened.

You were hanging on by thread. No, okay. Well, no, even before that. So, okay, let me... Did you hear the whole story what he did before? Before what happened? You gotta hear this.

So I've been going to the library recently. The library? The library, you know, a little chill little thing, you know what I'm saying? Nice to relax. And so,

like, I was on the top floor, like, chilling on the balcony. And I see a cross from me. It was like, you know, first books, then beer. It was like a big sign. I was like,

yes. Books and beer? Books and beer. So I was like, let me go check out this fucking spot because they got books and they got beer.

It's pretty good. It's pretty good. So I walk in and I've never been to like a brew house or like at least like a bar or anything like that. And so I told them I was like, you know, I just turned 21, blah, blah, and they were like, drinks on us. They took out five shot glasses. And they're like, try this beer, this sour, uh, dragon's blood fucking deer piss. Like try all these things.

I'm like, okay, fucking I'll have it all. No sound like great IPAs. Dude. Some home brew. It was, there was a mix. You know, some of them was really hard to drink. Some of them were like, you know, they were pretty good. Some of that shit's like, you know, they were.

Yeah. Some of that shit's like drinking a. meal. Dude, it felt like a fucking kick. It's like this dark-ass thing. I don't know what it was, but I really enjoyed the light. Sour, some sour shit. You like the showers? Oh yeah. They're like, they were more easy to go down.

So, alcohol, yay or nay? Pretty, the beds. The rest of the story will tell you that. We have an alcohol endorsement here on the show. Okay, so I had these shots and then they were like, you know, what do you think? I'm like, I like these two, this one's all right, whatever.

So then they brought out two, like, big-ass glasses of both of these drinks. I'm like, oh, fuck. And so I was kind of on the hype train. It was a hype. It was chill. Everybody was having a good time. So I started, you know, go, go, go, go, good, good, good, good, go. Ooh, I'm a little buzzed.

What time is it? Oh, it's 5 p.m. Dinner's at 8. Fuck, I drove here. Oh, no. What am I doing? So I went back to the library After drinking a fuck ton of water

I packed up my things And I sat down on a bench And I started drawing Because I was really drunk And I was like I'm just gonna see Like this waste time I started drawing And as I'm drawing

I'm getting really sleeping I'm about to fall asleep on the bench So then across from me There's a coffee shop So then I go in there I'm like let me get a really tall Like coffee Whatever the fuck

Trying to get energy By this point It's like 6 p.m. now. So only like an hour has really passed. I grab the coffee. I drink it. And I call Isaac. And I'm like, Isaac, I'm drunk as a skunk right now, dude.

Like, I'm fucked. My first question was, what? Why? Because he was like, I'm going to go to library. I'm going to go work and shit. And then it's like an hour and a half later I get a call. And he's like, oh, drunk as a skunk. I was like, how fuck.

You'll never get because I got fucked up at the library. Yeah, like of all the places. See, I got mixed up with the Dewey Decimal System. I went all the way down to the fucking beer. I thought I was going to get a book when if I drank. That's the Dewey Decimal System they use the library, right? Yeah, that is. That's how they count their books or sort the books or some shit.

I don't know how I knew that. I haven't heard that in a decade. I fucking summoned that from the library. My war chest, yeah. And by the way, that place was a bait. There was no books. No books.

It was alcohol. Sexy libraries? Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I know. Wait, is it books and beer? No. Dude, so, no, no, they had. There's a bar called the library.

They had that. Was it made out of cardboard? Like, what happened? I'm going to the library. Yeah, the library was called the bar, by the way. It was called the bar and books and go. Bar books and go. It's called the library.

The library. The library. The library. That's good. No, it was a bait. It was, I was the target audience. I told them, I was like, by the way, I saw the sign. They were like, oh, yeah, that's just so that if you want to get beer after books, like, we're here.

I was like, no. Is it beer and books or beer and books? It's beer and after books. It's books. And it's books than beer. So, yeah, you do your studies and get a, yeah. Oh, okay. I thought it was just like a thing where people get fucking trash.

That's what I thought. Dude, I thought the vibe was going to be like walking in. You know, you got people like... I couldn't get... I can't read. I couldn't do it. I'd be reading the same sentence over and over again being like, man, this shit's getting good. This is really building up.

This is fucking riveting, dude. Yeah, no, I, you know, but it was, it was chill. It was a good vibe. So we like alcohol? We like alcohol. We like alcohol. I mean, oh, beer's a little... It's funny.

It's sad to eat people. liquid bread. People say maybe it's not so good if you were celiac. It was a little hard to chug down after a while and it was getting to a point where I was kind of you know, I was like, my question to you this entire

time is, why did you do it if it was for free? And you didn't you didn't have to be there. I was on the hype train. Okay. Were they with you? Were they with you watching you? Yes. They were drinking with me. Oh.

Pure pressure, right? Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, peer pressure is like when you're in a, like, that was a good environment. That was a perfect environment to do that at. Now, if I, you know, I had obligations, obviously, so that was a bit of a mistake on my end to do it on that point in time. No, I don't think so at all. I think it was a perfect, you know, if anything, you should drink more.

You know where this goes. When in Rome. Because we had that dinner, 8 p.m. Right. That was a good dinner, by the way. It was a great dinner. You guys fucking missed out. It always is with the game or so.

Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Where do we go? It was yardhouse? Yard house and domain. Yeah. Domain.

And so we get there and they're like drinks. I'm like, oh man. And I'm really pondering. I'm like drinks. So then what do I do? I mean, he already like popped it open a little bit. He already pre-gamed at the library and now he wants to. A little bit open.

There's some glow underneath. I want to open the chest up and see the gold. So I asked a bartender or the fucking waiter. I was like, what do you recommend? He's like, what do you like? And I'm like, I'll do anything. right now. I don't really care. And so he pointed at the old, what's it called?

43. Old 43. Old 43. Sounds heavy. That sounds like breathy, like dark and gloomy and sounds like we drink his stubble. Yeah, yeah. You know, and I looked underneath I'm like, okay, no chest hurt right now. Let me see if it works. So, I order that. Do you remember what was in it?

I remember. I think it was. Bourbon. It was bourbon. It was bourbon. Orange bit. Orange bitter. It was just like It smelled like rubbing alcohol. Like really. You remember, you tasted it. Did you like it? Old Man Withers. You know, the more you drank, the less bad it tasted, which meant

it was very strong. Right. It was very, very strong. I thought it was good, but he would take a drink and go, like, fucking like shake the deal out. He's shaking water out of his ear. But you're right, though. You drink it once, and then you're like, you know, you clear the plate.

The shock, you know, goes away. It's like, you know, bitter things, things that taste bitter, the more that you try them, the less bitter they become. Right, right. If, you know, you eat blank liquor as you're like, this shit fucking sucks. Right. And then, you know, you eat it a little bit later and then it doesn't taste bitter and then it tastes really good. It's like that for drinking as well.

But also, like, you could become an alcoholic, which is a great bonus. It's just a fantastic bonus. That's a super power. Nothing is more sexy than like pissing yourself. Vomiting on yourself. Cracking your head in a gutter somewhere. Oh, cold and alone. But you're loose.

But you're loose. You're fun. You're talking. You're getting the ladies. You do whatever you want. The shakes are always good. Yeah, anything's possible. Ladies love it when you pissed down one pant leg.

You think we looked really hot outside when I was hunched over like a guy who just got his ass on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I had two, I have two glasses of that. That shit fucking kicked your ass. We were outside of a fucking, it was a fucking mattress store and he's like, his face is pressed up to it. It's like looking at, like, dreaming about the beds. he couldn't wait to

fucking lie down I was pretending like the pills were talking to me I was like all right we'll let you in yeah like the mattress the mattress gets up and walks over

and opens the door for us and it goes back to bed you're losing it no it was bad I did it was pretty good you were silly man I get so well I get some

I get embarrassed like I remember what happened I remember everything that like how stupid we got but it is a bit embarrassing when I think back I'm like oh my god

because I do remember for what felt like a half an hour I was just hunched over like like that and I was just like it was like audio like it was just fucking audio playing around me yeah you're listening to the podcast yeah I don't know what you guys were talking about at all but trying to remember it was probably probably just a bunch of bullshit I think was this when we were outside or inside this was outside

outside I was already like head down like I was tired I was right so so wait I need to give a little bit back of context because I think it's really important to know that you woke up at five in the morning. First of all, second of all, you had... What were you doing, getting the worm?

What were you doing at five? Five? Well, I've been waking up at like five. You begin the worm, huh? Oh, yeah. The early... Charming the snake.

The worms are out. The worm... People don't know this. People don't fucking know that the... Early in the morning is the best time to brook your worms. Yeah. Yep.

Well, time out. You went to bed at what time? Three? So he was up before you. Playing that to me. Wait. He got the worm before you. Stay up.

late enough. He threw it up. Also get the worm. You spawn camp the worm. You spawned camp. The worm. So the early birds don't get it. You just start staying up now until 4 or 5 a.m. What's before an early bird then? The late owl. That's why I'm an owl. Late owl. Oh shit. There you go.

The late owl. The wise late owl gets the worm. The wise laid owl. Well, if you know me, I'm on both. But hey, you can still get some worms. Yeah. You get my worm. There's more worms for everybody. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like that sweet spot is like 9 a.m. No one is up at 9 a.m. No one's up at 9 a.m. collecting worms.

No. No. You don't see a single fucking prison. It's a fucking shame. We got to get this goddamn country back on track. I know. A lot of lazy people not getting worms. That's what I'm fucking saying.

You have to be up early enough to see the dew on the grass. Yeah. That's a good time. You can that thing where you'd get a stick and then you rub another stick on it and then you like all the worms come to the surface. Yes. Oh, oh, on the ground. I love that. Worm Sharmer.

I thought this guy got worms. Apparently he's not getting worms. Yeah, you know, remember Dune? Remember the movie Dune? That's real, dude. I have like a fucking speaker, like a little like, D-D-D-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Dictor? That's a lot.

On a real note, I'm really curious. When is the last time that any of you took a deworming tablet, like a yearly deworming tablet? I've never done that ever, I don't think. You guys, you guys have never taken a dewormer. No, have you? Nope. Also, never had a problem.

I'm gonna be real. You should. You should take a dewormer every year. Why? Do we have words? Wait, what's the... Guys. Wait a second. Children between ages one and two years should take half a tablet. And then those age between two and nine... Wait, are you for real? Are you for a worm pill? Are you fear-mongering right now?

No, no. I'm simply laying down facts and logic and that maybe you should consider. Yes, exactly. So look, you guys have never taken a deworm. No. No. Dude, do I'm a worm in me? what are the chances that you've gotten some you know underdone pork or some like bad meat some bad burger on Uber eats

You know some you know raw eggs something that you know Game meat maybe something as well Or fish sushi raw fish and sushi A lot of you could be a lot of worm eggs Like tape worm in there And there's always a possibility And look

I'm not saying you have worms But I'm saying that if you If you go to bed tonight This is for you the listener if you go to bed tonight I want you to focus before you go to sleep really hard on your asshole

and if it itches or you feel something like kind of twitching or like squirming around quite possibly you have worms and need to take a scary

do you worry tablet and you should just take one once a year you just take a little chocolate tablet do you know what is like have you had worms I mean I don't know

I probably not I think you're probably wouldn't be the one because you take them I'm not even lying. My asshole just itched like just now. Wait, that's decebo. The worm,

quivered and puckered. I like that. What do you say? The worm's trying to rattirututu you from your asshole. He'll go to the bill bottle. You're like, oh,

he'll say, don't take the dewormer, please, sort of stroke in your prostate. No. You're like, calm your pants a little bit. You're reading towards the tablets.

You're like, oh, oh, oh, makes you come so hard you drop the tablets. Dude, I'm actually concerned now. Is this real? Is this like... Dude, because my assholes itching all day sometimes. I don't know.

Dude, Tanner, you just need to wash your ass. You don't want it. Good, bro. You had a day? You bidet? It's all day itching. You just got a hairy asshole. I know he does. Yeah, you know, you got that swamp ass. You could have pinworms. You could have tapeworms. You could have all sorts of worms. I don't know. The way I'd rather have pin worms. Like, the way I think about it is like, if I do have worms, I would keep it in me. in case like, you know, say I die

in the woods. That's your family. And then I'm decaying. That's your family. Yeah. You know, like, the deer's a love. Yeah, like, imagine. Bad hooker would be if you collected them all. Like, all the types of worms. Oh my God. Yeah, like a worm. Yeah, you'd be rare. You're like, you're the pokey ball. They're the Pokemon inside of you.

Right. They don't come out either. You got to keep feeding them so they evolve, yeah. I feel like the best part of having worse. Give them candies. Every time I would eat edibles, I would know that they're also getting high. They're chilling in there? Do you have a conversation?

Eating like the edibles in my little intestines and then they'd be like, what the fuck? You go, what the fuck? I'm a fucking worm. What the fuck? We're fucking worms. I want to kill myself. I'm a worm in the air.

I shouldn't fucking be here. I'm in an asshole right now. What the fuck? Get me out of you. I'm going to the fucking. I'm going right. I'm going right. I'm going right.

I wouldn't want to give my worms anxiety. I would hate if I smoked weed and I felt worms inside me. Oh, my God, I'm scared next. I've gotten so high on edibles then. I felt the shit moved through my intestines before. He's crazy. It's a wild feeling. You really feel everything.

Hey, on this podcast, they all found out about tape worms coming out of bears' assholes. Have you ever seen that before? Yes, yes. You know, since we're on the worm topic, yeah. You know, they like walk through the brush. They walk through like thorny bushes so that the tapeworm gets caught on it. And it pulls it all the way out. It looks like a parachute, like a failed parachute, and it's pulled bag.

Well, they had that shit where they get the, you know, and I'm sorry if you're eating a bowl of worms. No, wait, what did we talk about last episode? It was something about prolapsed. Oh, oh, hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids. We're talking about hemorrhoids last episode. We've all suffered a couple of piles before. bro you've had a hemorrho and you probably just don't even fucking know it what have you ever have you ever like been on the toilet you're squeezing and string you're like why isn't this lump of shit coming out of my ass and then you like you're to wipe it's actually not a lump of shit is actually your you're your vein it's a it's a big fucking gnarly pile is what it's it cold it's called it's called it's called a pile a pile a pile a p I L-E yes what the fuck yeah is it cold yeah like no it's a part of your body it's like it's like it's like attached to your

your sphincter, dude. It's your butthole. It's your butthole. It's the inner part of your butthole that... He thought it was a prolapse. No, no. What? Oh, yeah.

We're not budding, boys. We're not rose budding in here. No rose budding. I heard it's awesome season. I'm thinking about the past... Flowers of blooming. Flowers of blooming. The path that we took from point A to B,

Point A being like the hawk tool girl, point B, like prolapsed buttholes and worms and bears. Let the convo flow, man. Isn't that crazy son of a bitch that takes praying mantises and he sticks them in water and the fucking hair worm comes out? I love them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So praying mantises are secretly all being controlled by a giant worm that lives inside of them. It's like some adventure time shit.

It's like weird colorful. It's like eyes moving back and forth and it's like, v-v-v-v-v-h. It's like weird. Yeah, it's a parasite And it comes right out of the butthole of the Poor little Prang Manx Wow Wait, Pramanz are small though

Yeah, a little tiny tiny air more There's a very small There's some huge ones, dude Really? Yes What the fuck Just look up Weirdly enough

Weirdly enough You know Hey are them It's a parasite but there's only one of them Are them Are them fuckers still Oh Oh

Oh That's a chill lifestyle That's a fucking bad That's an ingrown hair man Ew! They get, dude, they get big. What the fuck, God. That's what I'm saying, guys.

That could be right. That could be you. Are they still endangered? Like, could you still get fined $250 if you kill it? I'm really? Or is that a hoax? That's a fake news for propaganda. What do you read that?

CNN? New Jersey. Talking about in New Jersey. Fucking irradiated guy walks out to you. You can't kill a fucking... Some fucking fallout ghoul from New Jersey comes up. You can't kill a fucking... Fallout? Fallouts in here, buddy.

Jesus Christ. This is like 23 reds a second, just being next to it. You're turning green right now, dude. Drinking my right away. Dude, every time I edit this podcast, I have to like... So this was this color at one point. It's really fermenting, guys. Now it looks like blood.

I'm not a drink of beer one day. Exactly. Wine, fine wine. It's a me. I'm really surprised that you put no yeast and you didn't like have the little burper thing. You literally could have tried to make some gamers that was made. Well, how long would that take? Func if I know.

Isn't that years, right? A thousand years. You know, you're making the first average. So, you know, is... That was his idea. You set the rules. We went to the spigot outside, and we filled it up with water, and then we just poured an entire thing of lean in it, and just shut it.

And honestly, it was all the way up to the top almost. So... That mold, everybody, is wide awake. Can you guys... It's got eyeballs, and it's blinking. I'm going to sleep. They'll die. Can you guys open?

What praying mantises are afraid of and it's in there? I was hoping like we can grow our own like little like wifu or something. Imagine one day we can up. There's like a fetus in there. Oh, that'd be perfect. You need to do it like that. You want to grow a homunculus wifu? Yeah, you got to do it like that Russian guy did where he makes a homunculus with the chicken egg.

And then it spits acid at him and then he smashes it with the Bible. He goes bleak. And then he like read it and he was like, I killed my son today. And then he tried to make another one. What is this? Rufis. You. This guy has never seen the video of the Russian man smashing a homoic-look up Russian man

Smashes Homunculus with Bible. It'll be the fucking first search result. The coolest fucking search ever in the world. It's so, it's my favorite thing. It's really good. Yes. How to make a homunculus. Yes.

Today we're going to do an experiment creating a homonculus. Yes. We've all seen this video. Oh yeah. Come on. Your line if you've never tried to make a homonculus. There's his homonculus. Oh.

That's his baby? He's like, what the fuck? That's his offspring. Oh, shit. Fucking Russian, fucking communist. Creating life. Oh. Drinking fucking vodka and shit.

Pick some of something. There it is. Here it is. Oh, my God. See, take a look. What? That's a creature, dude. A creature and live among us.

It's a worm in your eyes. Oh, it does look familiar. It's like when I do this. You just, you just shook. he just he just jumped out of his seat a little oh he dropped it it's the warm in my body

I feel it go to the part where he smashes it with the Bible it's like the coup de ground is it is it here is it this one I don't think it's this one oh yeah

he's done his multiple times oh number two here we go this is not his first rodeo dude oh his name's corny just yep yep yep oh no I wonder what happens so look

see look at it oh it's moving it's moving it's moving what the heck and then it's gonna spit goo it's gonna spit goo with him progress

Spit Spit Bap bat Bap bha Don't be Seeing this This is Oh

No bleat Plea My Oh Oh my god Progress is inevitable You guys

You guys really You guys really crying over that thing Dude It was like It was alive What was it even? Like, I'm just confused.

All right, so what this fellow is famous for is injecting his DNA into eggs? I don't know if you, you know this. You guys have seen the show smiling friends, right? Oh, yeah. Hello. I am Dr. Psychotic. You know, that shit. Like, that's from this fucking video.

That's from this guy. You know, I'm going to inject my DNA into an egg, this thing. Wait, that's where this is the... Wait, a second, it's right here. This is the origin of the general. This is the origin. Oh my god. He's making the egg right here.

Fucking Russians, man. How does this work? I feel like nobody is talking about this. So he comes a little bit and then he injects it into an egg. I don't know it's so hard to follow. He fertilized a little bit. I thought there was more to that.

I thought that it comes. He comes a little bit. A little bit. And he fucking ejects it to an egg and he waits. Dude. Pretty, pretty standard, you know. An egg of what? A chicken?

Chicken egg? Chicken egg? Yeah, you can go to the store. get a chicken egg. You know? Wait, so then... That's the same.

That works. You know what the human head. It's got to be like a real egg. It can't be a story. They're not as readily available. Really? Yeah. It has to be fertilized at least.

Yup. That's hard to do nowadays. Nick. For a blog, you should actually create a homonculus. That would be so shit. That would be so fun. Oh my God.

We have to raise it. And then we have to like do an Olympic event. With a whole bunch of a homunculus. With a whole bunch of homunculus. we raced our homunculi or whatever Who can climb faster, who can run faster? Who has the... Just American Ninja Warrior.

Oh my God, wipe out with the homunculi. They're running across the big red balls. The ideas are flowing through me. It's perfect. Yeah. Which one can be flattery when smashed with a Bible. Yeah, which one can hold it up? Oh.

How many, how many overhead presses the Bible? All right. You did pretty good with Revelations. We're going to get you the King James. You're going to get the whole thing. And Stephen King. And Stephen King. And it.

Well, I mean, come on, guys. And anyone want to donate to the old jug here? Hey, so we... We're not open with that. Oh, no, wait, we... I don't think we've opened... We've not opened that and... Is it pressurized?

Oh, no. Actually, it is. It is. Yes. Oh, dude, this condensation. Dude, there's islands. If you look on top, there's our islands. You can see like a little metropolis.

I see, I believe I would, I would call those, like, like dent rates or something, dude. It's like, we had, we had like a pangea happening. You got a little little things coming to. There's a whole world and it split off. It was one little pangea and then it split off. You guys, you guys need to buy a microscope and take a swab with that and see. Oh, we actually should. No, we should.

That's real. That is. Dude, I would take a few. I don't really wear a full camsuit. Guys, think of all of the content you guys could do with a microscope. All the content. That you can do your homculus. Guys, imagine this.

You guys. Immaculous gaming. You guys all come. Immunculus reacts. Gaming. Hercules reacts. A muclis reacts. He's sitting there in the corner doing this.

He spits acid on the camera. What do you hate saying? He's like, I hate this video. Oh, yeah, he does a serious. Or if you like, if you like say he sits, spit or do nothing. Spit or do nothing. It's like boom or doom for the hemoculus.

I love AJ. Oh, the Rizzler. I love. I love AJ. Okay, shout out to AJ. Shout out to Big Justice. Shout out to the. No, for real.

Oh, yeah. For real. For real. The Rizzer. They're carrying this world. We just had them on the eyes of studio. What? Yeah.

AJ and Big Justice both showed up. for the video and it was great. You guys, I missed it. Are you lying or are you big down the tree? You guys have to. Come on. I'm dead serious. Come on.

Big Justice. We had big justice in with us. Now, how big is big justice really? Dude, I saw him running a football and he is huge. No, no, not big justice. Big AJ is massive. He's like, we know AJ's big. We know AJ's big, but what about Big Justice?

Is he big? Doesn't Big Justice play like baseball or something? He can hit ding-dongs, dude. He plays baseball. He plays baseball runs all the time. He's big and like that muscle. He's got like that like... Yeah, he's a Costco guy.

God damn chicken big. Yep. Oh, is that the scene? Dude, did you sit behind the scenes video? You guys see that leaf? Oh, yeah. They addressed it, by the way. It was...

They did. Dude, they just tried to get it. It's not jarring at first. I got a lot of respect for how he conducted himself and how he directed his son. Right. You know, we thought it was really good. You know, dude, it was, it was fucking magic.

It was, it was like watching Spielberg. What happened? Well, so. Go ahead. Sorry. No, you're okay. You know, that's all you. I get all, I get all excited.

I want you to explain it. So, it was, it was big justice and fucking people that don't know who these people are. They're not going to, let them find out. Yeah, let them just do their homework. Do yourself a fucking favor. Pause this podcast, only temporarily and look up. You know, fuck it. We'll do it for you.

Yeah, look at that. Thank you. That's how much we care. about you. Oh, look at that. So if you guys don't know, they're Costco guys, I forgot what my fucking original point was here.

What was my original? What was like, Sal? Now I'm looking at the Rizzler. You're talking about behind the scenes, yeah. Oh yeah, the behind the scenes thing. So they're at Costco and it's like, which is better, the chicken bake or the chocolate, or the double chocky chunk cookie.

Double chunk chocolate cookie. And who were they with? Who were they recording? They were with like, funny guy. They were recording with some other TikToker, I would assume. Funny guy.com. Yeah, he didn't, you know,

he was just kind of sitting there like a statue, you know, waiting, waiting to take the cookie and the bank, and it was a very uncomfortable video. You just roll the video. I don't know why the fuck I'm explaining it to you. You just fucking watch the goddamn video. Behind the scenes exposed.

Here we go. Yeah, somehow this is a scandal. No, we need to find the original. Yeah, I don't need a fucking talking head to tell me how to feel about it. Go what? Did you know that they've got, like, we'll never guess that,

AJ, Big Justice, Rizzler, the behind the scenes exposed. Video, maybe you can like, it'll go from there. Like, recommend? Yeah, maybe. Big Justice. Or you can just skip a little bit. Wait, scroll down to the, go to Big Justice. Do hashtag Big Justice.

Big Justice. Yeah, click on that. The Rizler would fucking curb stump, what's his name, Baby Grunk all day. Oh. Did you see that baby gronk fucking said? Yeah, bro. At least my dad doesn't feed me bad things. Stop.

Dude, we are 20 years old. What the hell? You know what? Fuck you, baby grunk. You're a fucking punk. You're a bomb. Are you still up to date on the Brecky Hill and Jinxie dating? What's this about?

Oh, but you know about them together, right? Okay, I found it. Google, Google her. Brecky Hill and Jinxie? I'm not familiar. Really? What does she do? I'm putting it.

She does. Google her. Does TikTok, I think? Hey, stop. You put that in general. Alright, you need to show him that Okay, yeah, go ahead Go ahead, yeah, go ahead

Yeah, go ahead Okay Hello Oh, dude Hello? Rop-roo I mean, you can just tell by the mannerisms That they're like going off script

And someone's getting corrected type shit Oh, you muted your Because you muted your actual Google, remember? Because you're playing the game On cool math games? Oh, did I? Yeah, there you go.

You muted the tab or something. some shit. What the fuck did I do? The only thing that may be rivals cool math games is FunBrain. I don't know if there are any O.T. FunBrain enjoiors, you can use... If you go on FunBrain and go to that map thing, if you use Pirate 8 or Spoon 8, it'll

bring you all the way to the end. It's like a secret code. Really? I memorize it. Pirate 8. Yeah, Pirate 8. Remember Flanga? Vlanga. No? Addicting games, like Grunk said? Pop Trappica. Oh, Bob Chalk. It was great.

Miniclip is fire. That's where I learned how to play Moncala. Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. I learned on Club Penguin in the cafe. You can go upstairs and play Moncala. See, I thought I played the real Club Penguin growing up, but it turns out I didn't.

I played it on the DS. Oh, wow. No, yeah. Total different, right? I'm still not getting any audio here. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I mean, these things worked. We can hear this guy talking all day.

Yeah, so maybe it's the TikTok. Mm. But, no, I have TikTok on my side. TikTok audio on my side. Is it not? What in the fuck? This is... Tactical difficulties, God doesn't want us to expose the Rizzler here.

I'll link one more. Okay, how about this? We can't... we vote clause over it. Yeah, we... We dub over it. Is who? Um, Isaac, I nominate you as, uh, big justice. Okay.

All right. Willie, I think you'll be AJ. I could be AJ. And I'll be that guy. It sits there and fucking says nothing. Okay. Here we go. Let's get it. One.

the chicken bag in my fucking no way it's big a double chick bike my goal and then we're gonna do yeah we're gonna I'm gonna be I'm sorry I have the chicken

the chicken bake it's supposed to say it's okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry I have the chicken

bag no it's and they'll boom or doom and this is double chocolate cookie. I'll have the fucking cookie.

I think I'll have the fucking, yeah, the cookie. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to say that you want the double chung chunk cookie or the bake. Yeah, let's try this again. Let's actually try us again. Damn.

That guy's such a fucking amateur, dude. He didn't know to do one or the other. He went right for the fucking double chocolate. You think this guy's fucking, dude, time is money and money is fucking chocolate chunk cookies and chicken bake. And Costco's closing soon.

Costco's close. goddamn quick. What are you going to go to BJ's? Oh, B's! Oh! Wait, you guys don't fuck with Sam's Club? I'm team Sam's Club, I'm going to be honest. I am. I have no

dog in this race. You were none of them? I mean. Have you had a Costco cake, a birthday cake from Costco? No. Oh, you have. Dude, come on. The ones with the balloons on them? There's like four awesome balloons. I have no. I have Dude, they're like...

Mother fucking icing balloons. You know what I'm talking about? They're fucking... That's a Costco cake. Yeah, that's pretty good. They're cracked. Casco's everywhere. Costco didn't...

The icing balloon on a birthday cake. But Costco made that like... Costco, look, Costco revolutionized the balloons on the birthday cake. They did. They did. They did. Thank you.

Yeah, they are. Maybe not so much pioneers, but they were... They hyped it? They... They... They set the trend. Yeah. for sure.

For sure. Everyone saw Costco doing it. Wait, Tanner, do you still have your your Costco membership? Yeah, of course. How many times did you use it? Two times. I've used it one time.

I'm sorry. I used it one time and I bought one bag of chicken patties and I went home. We were so excited when we both went to Costco to get a membership. We were like, look at all these stuff. We could get this. Dude, we only went one time.

We just never used anything else. Tanner, is it here? is it with you? I think it's either in my room or in my car. There's no in between. Rats. Hey, can we quickly go and show them that picture? I want you to close your eyes for a second. I want you real quick. Hold on.

We'll let you know when to open them. All right. There we go. You can open your eyes. All right, now take a guess on who's underwear this one. Yeah, take it a while I guess. Whose underwear is that? They might be in the same room.

might be in a different room Oh Hmm Anyone Is that like Where the hassle is Or is that where the cock would be That's where the asshole is

That is like Gooch location What the fuck How does it happen Well Guess and find out Guess who has worms Who has one The worm is crawled out

The worm She broke out It got too hot. They got so hungry. It got out, went to the fridge and then came back. I've got to say, look, don't judge me. I'm going to have to say Isaac. I think of it like the Isaac.

Really? That's okay. I've never in my life been so insulted. Okay, okay, okay. Then I'm going to have to go with neck. Yeah, sir. Who, who, who. He loves Far and Dave.

I went with Isaac. I just took my pants down one day. What? Like how? I just took my pants down one day. I looked down. There was a hole. And I was like, oh, shit.

I think I sent it to Tanner. You did send it to me. And I was like, oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, wow. There's like burnt ends. Like, it was like a hot. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Look a gunshot. You're a big old. You ever fucking shit is slut? That's not. That's not. That's an actual hole.

Yeah. I think, I think I honestly farted so much them that it burnt the hole. Like I dead ass. You could poop through that and it would be perfect. Wait. I don't know about perfect. Oh my God. You know what I just had a eureka moment. Yeah?

What's your eureka moment? Come on Einstein. You can put through it. Yeah, I think this could be the future. Guys, what if there was a whole underwear that we could poop through and pee through? Pooom, pee. Then it wasn't the point of wearing the underwear. We like, eh. Tennessee's a perfect hole there.

You could poop. through it. You ever take a picture of your poop? Show your friends? Of course. I do it all the time. Dude. You know, nothing like a, you know, shitpick to

rile up the boys to get them energized. Sometimes it's just like so much. You're like shocked. Sometimes you're like, guys, look, I just delivered a nine-pound baby. No, we literally saw a congratulation.

Congratulations. Holy shit. You know, in the medical field, they would call that a past fecal impaction. That makes sense. Fecal and I found out what a fecal impaction was, because I read a thread on Twitter, also known as X, about this dude who, you know, wasn't so well off financially, and he found this great deal at a local gas station for fucking protein bars. and all he ate were protein bars for like, it was like six days,

and three days into it, he stopped shitting? And he's like, hmm, maybe it's the protein barge. I'm going to ease my foot off the gas here and only eat like half as many as I was. And then he goes to the hospital.

He's like, dude, he got a fecal and the action. It's like, which is just a giant, like a giant shit that can't come out. Have you seen that picture of the lady holding? Yes.

Yes. Massive. Yes, that... That's not human. That must have stuck. That must have been heavy, dude. That was a workout. That's true.

Dude, imagine tripping with that shit. Imagine losing everything, but you still want to work out. Tripping and falling face first into it. I wanted to take that... Pull up the photo of the lady, the whole lager shit. And, you know, that's something you can, like, grab on, like, a spinning plate and, like, molded into, like, a piece of pot. I was constipated so many times. Oh, god.

Lady holding large turd. Nurse holding large bowel movement. Oh, no, man. Yep. God. God. She's like running. She's like trying to get as much as you can.

Mother, dude. What the hell? Now, is that a boom or a doom? That's a fucking dude. Double chunk chocolate turd. That looks like a chicken bake, but it would probably taste like a double chunk chocolate. I'm sick of looking at it I'm sick of looking at that too

I'm sick of looking at this shit dude fucking goddamn oh this is better there we go 20 volts I love being back in America it's so great America's awesome man it's good it's good you like hearing

the American accents I love it you know I feel I feel a little hello I feel a little less like important and special right oh man you know I walk it around and you know just talking like a normal American

and I don't know, dude. Like, I know a lot of European people. Well, I'm not saying, you're coming from Australia, right? Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't classify that as European. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about Australians right now, though. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the separate. Just so, just so, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Damn. No. But I feel like people hate, like, they fucking dick on American accents. Like, yeah, but the thing is like, it's so unfair because it's just like,

America is, like, America is. like made up a bunch of tiny little countries called states. So everyone is like, has their own culture and morals and like values and opinions and shoes. They're like mini countries. Yeah, exactly. Like someone

from fucking Ohio is different than someone from the great state of We could try a different state. Oh, okay. Uh, uh, Montana. Montana is so cool.

It's beautiful. We can say Montana. It was beautiful. Never been. Oh, you could be from a state like Delaware. Oh. Got much going on there. There's beaches.

The president hangs out there sometimes. He's been, he's been, get that photo of Joe Biden's sunbathing with his fucking long nipples. He's awesome. Oh, does he have pepperoni nips? I think they're like long. Oh, like protruding outward? Like pointed?

They're like protruding, pointing nipples. That's what happens. Mind's pointing nipples. When you get older, everything, yeah, there it is. When you get older, it grow, like your ears grow still, your nose grows still, and your nipples grow. Your nipples. Yeah, look up Joe Biden nipples. Look up Joe Biden nipples.

We're going to get put on a list. Nah, he's dropping out the election. We're good. Sir? Yeah, they're looking up pictures of your nipples. All right, now. Oh. Now, have ChatsyPT generate an image of Joe Biden with.

Dude, I don't think ChatsyPT can do that. It can. Political figure. Wait, what? actually, dude, they made it so GROC, like fucking E-LIN's Twitter AI, they made it so they had no like filter and no whatever. So people were like, dude, dude,

I was this image of Trump and Kamala flying into the Twin Towers, giving the thumbs up. What the fuck? God. What? That's all on GROC? That's on GROC, apparently. It'll generate pictures?

It apparently did, yeah. I don't know if it still does. All I remember is opening up Twitter and just seeing like Trump and Conrad. a lot of high-fiving, giving the thumbs up, about to fly into the South Tower. What? Dude, who was I talking with?

At least they were working together. We like to... There you go, they came together. Teamwork makes dream work. We like to see political adversaries, you know, reach across the aisle in ruthless pragmatism to fly a plane into a fucking building.

It is a dark age for old people. Dude. Yeah. At all. They don't even know what's true, right? Holy shit. I feel so bad. Dude, X is becoming like Facebook now

for like a lot of the misinformation, people believing it all. Does he get a picture like that? Like, oh, look at that. No, but like, people will actually... Who shit? This 10-pound log that this nurse is carrying.

No, no, that was real. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. News just in. Joe Biden was just in the hospital. Biden dead from shitting 11-foot turd. Here's a picture of the alleged turd that came out of his ass.

Big red circle around. Emily and better. The aftermath. The aftermath. Congress worried after-mind. laid this log. Laying down the log. Oh, man.

X just banned in Brazil for misinformation, disinformation. Yeah, but that's fake news. I'm pretty sure it's because they're just the dictatorship. It's not fake news. It was for fake news. It would have been funny that it was big news. It would have been like ultra ironic. Yeah. It would have been.

It's crazy. Oh no, what are we going to do without Brazil on X? Dude. Oh, yeah. Well, they're, there. We're going to see a lot less tweets about fucking soccer, that's for sure. Argentina. Oh. Oh. Argentina.

They like that. They like that. They like that. They like kicking balls around with their feet. They fucking love it. They would. Yeah, they do. They call it soccer because they sock the ball around with their feet.

What about football? Well, football. Football. You kick the ball every month in a while. I'll be real. I don't understand the thought process of naming football and football. like the foot why I got cursed football football football football two

completely different sports but they sound the exact same and then we made another one for football soccer well it's called soccer you park in a driveway and you drive on a parkway huh wow come on now okay what the hell no you park in a garage maybe you drive on a parkway and you park in a driveway

what's a parkway like a highway They call a parkway That's a turnpike What? There's multiple names from them Ritle me that Are these like Jersey things

What is it turnpike? Yeah I like to find that What is it turnpike Ask Chad GPT The old name Oh yeah true Say

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P-I-K Yep does it Chad GVT is our other guest This episode Dear Chach YouTube To me like I'm stupid

Deer Teltzor me like, I'm fucking dumb as shit. Stupid as hell. Shit. All right. Imagine a turtike is a really big special road where you have to pay money to drive on it. It's like a toll road, but often longer and more important.

You could see like... Dude, I love that. All right. Yeah, he's like, okay. What do I even show? Now, ask it to explain it like you're, it's your grandfather now. Like my really nice grandfather. father. Okay, you could do that.

It jerk me like I'm like 82. Have you ever done the shit where like you, you, because chat GPT with like the 4.0 if you pay for it, it'll generate images which is crazy. And so I I was like bored in a, whenever I'm

bored in like a ride or a car or whatever, I'll take chat GPT out and fuck with it. Because it's fun. And you can ask you to do a bunch of shit. I was like, could you give me a quiz, a 10 question quiz on Swag Your Souls? And literally drew up like a bunch of questions and I aced it man. Nice.

Really? Well, I actually got one question wrong. Can we do that right now? Yeah? I think we should. Let's try and see if we can get it right. Okay. So you say,

Dear Chat, GBT, GBT, I hope this letter finds you out. How do you change it every fucking time? What? First it was like, all right, Chad GBT. Now it's like Dear Chat GBT. Dear Chat, GPD, I hope this letter finds you well. Dearly. Dear Chat, GPD.

I would like to inquire about. the possibility of getting a quiz made, a 10 question quiz made. For, uh, I would like to inquire. You type real slow. I'm like thinking about, I would like to inquire.

Possibly. I would like to inquire if possibly we could. If possibly Larry, not too possibly. And maybe, bro. If possibly we've played. Jamie, come on, man. If possibly we could inquire about making a,

but possibly it is up to you about making a quiz yeah wait yeah put in parentheses optional optional optional making a quiz if you feel comfortable based on swagger souls

I need to read this can I read that yeah yeah here chat GPT how are you I would like to inquire if possibly and maybe we could inquire

about possible making optional look just make quiz on Swagger's souls. Okay. Oh shit. Okay.

That's perfect. Okay. So in the response, you need to write, you know, like A comma B, comma, whatever, whatever. No. They logged out. No. Oh. Oh.

Oh, dude. I can't see. Okay. So read it. Oh, here we go. What is Swagger Souls primarily known for? A. Cooking videos.

Gaming. Okay. So you think B gaming content? Yeah. Okay. I thought you were known for a music reviews. You know? All right.

I get, I get told that look like Fantano, yeah. Yeah. The needle drought. Which group is Swagger Sol is a part of? The dream team. The dream team. Team 10.

Yeah, I told you. I'm like, yeah, dude, I was right there behind Jake Paul, dude. Right behind him. Swaggersolls often hides his face with what? A mask. A mask. A scarf. A scarf.

A scarf. A scarf. A mask. A mask. A mask. Yeah. I think so. This is technically a hat, and this is

technically a scarf. It's just made of metal. Oh, this is real question. Which game am I not known for playing? World of Warcraft. D, I do not play World of Warcraft. I was trying really hard. What is Swaggersoll's primary content platform?

YouTube. I would say YouTube. Shorts? It's not Twitter, it's X. Instagram Reels? That'll be crazy. Swaguer Souls is known. For his involvement in which kinds of videos

Rating videos cooking tutorials comedy sketches and gaming great See comedy sketches and gaming I would say so There you go When is the travel documentary era coming very soon do we got Twitch we got Twitch we got You're going? I am going to Twitch gun really going to Twitchcon I'll be there I'll fucking be there What we'll meet you up we'll meet with this reason Swagger Souls uses the masculine videos To hide his identity to his face warm to be more mysterious to keep my face warm

It is to be a little bit more mysterious. I guess all the above? All the above? Yeah, it would be like all the above there. Do you have aura? I do have aura. A little bit.

A lot of aura. That's why I wore the mask. It ups the aura levels. So Argusso's is known for collaborating with which type of content creators, beauty influencers, fitness experts, gamers and comedians, travel block. Yeah, you and James Charles. I saw you guys made it. Yeah.

Weird. I love, you know, very well-groomed hole. Very good Very good to know We love a well-groomed hole We like it we like it bleached You ever put James in a bathtub Like a praying mantis and see all the

See all the hairworms Come out of his ass No because I've already given him The spiel about Taking the pill Yeah taking the pills Damn dude you're like traveling around Telling people by the pills

Spreading the word Spreading the worm pill Not the worm You know There you go Put that on a fucking tea Which platform Did Swagger used to start his content career

Twitch, Facebook? Mixed. Actually, actually, that would be Twitch. I wonder if that would get it right. It was Twitch. I started out on Twitch. It was a live streamer. No way.

What year? What year? It was 2015. Wow. It was December 2015. There was something like that. And I streamed for like a fucking year. Damn.

Went from zero to like 10,000 followers, 50 concurrent from the grind. Oh, I can't divulge that. Oh. Special ladies. I'm 36 now. Wow. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, man.

Wait, when you say 25th, that means you've been doing this for almost a decade. Yeah. Wow. In about a few months. Technically, yes. But I probably wouldn't count like actually doing YouTube until like, when it really, when I really started doing it seriously, was like June, July, 2016. Okay.

Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Who was your first, like, major big friend that you made in the space? Or, I guess, like, did you grow with other people as well? Yeah, so I grew kind of like alongside Fitts and Toby and, like, all the, all the misfits. Right. We were kind of on a rise.

Right. Yeah. Biden. Remember those streams? I remember those shoes with Joe Biden. He was a guy. What a fucking guy, man. He was so chill.

He was so chill. And his son's a riot, dude. A lot of, a lot of hookers. A lot of dude. Oh, Hunter. That guy is really good at weighing crack. But pulled up the video of Hunter Biden weighing. Crank and arguing with the hooker.

It's like he's done it before. He's really good at it. He wanted to, you know, dude, fear of the fun enough. But a lot of people, some would say, you know, they like to criticize,

and that's a lot of crack. They like to criticize Hunter Biden for, for quote-unquote, political corruption and shit, but like he's doing what you and me would do in that position,

which is like, my daddy is the fucking president. I'm fucking, dude. I'm doing all the crack. I'm going down a, Water slide make it and I'm fucking a bunch of Asian hookers, man. Yeah, I say let a guy do crack. Let a guy do crack. Let a guy load his gun and do some crack and threaten a hooker.

What is this? Allegedly. Allegedly. What green room is this? Where are we? He's in a tanning booth or some. Imagine. He's in. Oh my God. He's an Omigal. Dude. Dude. That's what happens when you pop a pill in a visa, dude. that's what happens to you

that's your brain on drugs that is that's ecstasy that is Travis the chimp manifest Travis the chip manifested into another human being doing cracks

this is what Travis's Chip wanted to do all along Oh my god Looks like he's ready to rip your fucking ears off your fucking head What days is It's like day three being awake Day three

Mr. Bees' video. Russian's experiment. Fucking. Day 180. Fucking social isolation, but he's on crack. The time would go by so slow. If you were all still on crack. Yeah, there he is.

Smoking his crack. Nice. Where was it? Walter Biden, if you ever want to come on the show and... We all do crack with them. Look, I don't know what it's going to take for you to get out here.

I know a guy. We know a couple of guys. Some good shit. We're right by the border. Mm-hmm. We love the border. Right. You actually just grow it back there. You grow the coke? Yeah.

Very good. Like potatoes. Like potatoes. It's like a little rock in there and then it multiplies. And then you crack it like an egg. Yeah, you crank like an egg. You know, people, that's why it's called crack. Yeah.

Croc. Yeah. It's called crack. That worked out so perfectly for you. I was trying to mix crack and homoculus, but that was really hard. Oh, man. What would that make? Cromachmocholus.

Cromachmucleus. That's a demon. That's a demon that will be in your house for a while. I'll quickly finish this. Oh, right. Oh, of course. Fragherstles is associated with which online game genre, sports simulations, first-person shooters.

First-person shooters. There you go. All right. Let's see these answers. Yeah. Oh, shit. It got the question wrong. They got it wrong.

Yeah, they did get it wrong. Wow. You should correct them. Correct chat, GPC. I'm sitting right next to Swagger Souls right now. There was another one that was pretty good. All right, you won't believe this, but I'm sitting right next to him

and he said question 9 is actually Twitch I don't know maybe give it an update Oh Wait wait wait wait wait Oh okay Oh there we go Oh

I wonder if I go and try now Like will it be Maybe Fuck we should have done it before and after Dude Oh damn Yeah Chats you be doing is a line of

fun. AI is a lot of fun. One of my favorite things to do with the image generation functionality on this is like, you know, give me like, you give me an image of a deer. It's like, all right, I make the deer happy and make it even happier. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it happy. The happiest being in the planet.

I did one for like, I did like make a chimp that's like really confused. And then I was like, this is not confused at all, blah, blah, blah. And then I was like asking it like increases confused by like 18,000 percent. like, you know, increases by an order of magnitude of like 800 billion, like, just seeing what it would do. And it was, dude, it was popping out soon, like, crazy disturbing, like, it always gets psychedelic, too. It gets weird, yeah.

It gets, like, it's like, it's fucking twisted. Especially when it's all about, like, joy and, like, you know. Some shit that hundred would see. Yeah, you know, that's the shit that Buddha saw under that tree, bro. God, damn. Can you do it on this? Fat happy bastard. As scary as you can possibly make it.

Probably horrible. If only we had, if only you paid, what, is it 20 month, $20 a month? We don't want to break the bank year. We don't have that kind of budget, yeah. We just spent the last bit of money on the cigarettes. Type budgets. Yep.

Reusible cigarettes at never end. They regenerate. They regenerate. Flick them away. They're all pre-lit, too. Five hundred cigarettes. Thank you. Five hundred cigarettes.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're running here on the clock. And everything in between. And everything in between. And everything outside of that. Ladies and gentlemen. Between, outside, between, whichever suit you are,

red or black. Hopefully, you guys learned something today. Anything. I like it a lot today. You know, whenever you're down,

whenever you're feeling a little underwhelmed, whenever you're, you know, you feel like the world is stacked up against you. At least you can rest easy knowing that you don't have worms.

Or maybe you do. If you take your dewormat exactly. Exactly. You take your deworming tablet. Yeah, use my code, swagger's dewormatatatatatcom.

Mm-hmm. That's your code? I knew it was looking at The dot com was in the Yeah With an ad segment You can with an ad place Imagine that

Like I'm selling the Dwarfing tablets I'm like do I go to every podcast Yeah that's why you want to be on the podcast I'm fucking gaslight everybody Into thinking they have worms Which you guys

Definitely have worms If your assholes Itching at night Legitimately Legitimately take Okay what you should do Is take the tablet Wait for your next

Balm Movement and then inspect With a flashlight And see if it's squirming Oh If that doesn't work, try locking your door, too. Hey, Swagger, I have a question before we end. Yes. Do you want to, you don't have to,

because this is maybe your thing that you say at bars to people. But do you want to tell the audience about what you found out about Denny's plates? Oh, oh, no, Waffle House. Oh, Waffle House. Waffle House, my fault. Dude, Waffle House, you know, like, very famous for fights and shit. Waffle House, you're not going to believe me. Waffle House literally re-engineered their plates

They make their plates a certain way So that when it breaks over somebody's head It doesn't fracture sharp So you can't break the plate And use it as a weapon Against another person in the Waffle House You're not gonna believe me

No yeah I wouldn't even bother looking it up I wouldn't bother looking it up But yeah it's He told me that Look at the plate Yeah Look at the plate See?

How does it break then Does it just break flat? No it's like It breaks like, it crumbles. Yeah, you know, like the, like, the breakaway bottles? The breakaway bottles, yeah. It's like talc, you know? What the for.

It's like concrete. I honestly got to, I thought he was going to ask you about the whole like Waffle House circumcision thing. What? Oh, yeah, no. No, that's the old thing. That's the Denny's room. Oh, is that Denny's? Man, it reminds me the time that a prank call to Denny's in the, oh, God.

You know about this? You know about the whole prank call thing? Paracal? I told this story on a very old podcast, very old story, where I used to like prank call people when I was a little delinquent with like a bunch of other people online. And it used to just be like blog talk radio bullshit. You'd call up and, you know, some fucking boomer is talking about politics and you call up and it was like 2013. Like the meme of the time was Shrek.

So it was like, you know, you call up and then you'd like bait them by talking about whatever benign shit that they were, you know, doing for their show. And then you start talking about, oh yeah, and this reminds me the time that Shrek pulled my pants down, sort of fissing my asshole and, you know, shoving onions in my ass. And these boomers, they panic. And so immediately,

they're like, oh, my God, how do I get this person out? And they're technologically illiterate. So you basically can just keep talking. Keep talking for as long as you want. While they're panicking. Spewing on their thing. And that's how it started. It was, you know, innocuous, harmless bullshit. And then,

they started calling up like, dude, they would call up Denny's and they would call up Econolages. Which one do you want to hear first? The Econolage shit that they do or the Denny's shit that they do? Denny's.

You want to hear the Denny's. The Denny shit. Oh, wow. Okay. So, for the record, I did not. Whoa.

For all legal reasons. For the motherfucking record, I didn't say a goddamn word on any of this. I was simply completely. Okay. Ended happening. I was actually trying to minimize the damage through the chat, you know, because it got really,

it gets pretty fucked up. So they call up this random fucking Denny's in like Detroit do something. And it's like the early afternoon, you know, hey, this is Denny's, blah, blah, how are you? This is this dude answers. He goes, hi, you know, this is fire marshal Reed from the, you know, Detroit fire department. We're calling because a silent alarm has been tripped on your premises. Is everything okay? blah blah do we need to send a

fire engine out and they're like no everything's fine blah blah blah blah it's like okay you know this is an issue with our system just give me a second I'm gonna I'm gonna look through it just stay on the line okay fake typing on a keyboard gets back to her hey ma'am

you know this is gonna save us you know this would save us a lot of time you know we'd have to go out there with the whole crew and you know it'll be a huge disruption for us to clear this are you are you comfortable with with, you know, resetting this, you know, on premises, like, resetting it yourself. And she was like, ooh, I don't know about that. I don't know if I could do that.

He goes, it's very simple. A monkey could do it. Very simple. Oh, my God. Social engineering. It's incredibly simple. And she's like, I don't know if I got over there. She goes, hey, you know, well, look, you know, do you have a manager on duty?

Are you the manager? Blah, blah, blah. She's, oh, I'm not, I'll put you on the manager. Goetla, blah, blah, you know, another woman. Another woman. And I don't say that disparagingly. but, you know, another woman goes on the phone Oh, hi, how are you?

Yeah, you know, this is fire marshal read from the logo, give the whole spiel again. And, you know, are you comfortable doing this? Otherwise, we're going to have to dispatch, like, a whole team of people, energy, who's going to, oh, yeah, you know, what is it, what do we have to do? What is it in the tail?

So, yeah, so, you know, if you go into the back of the kitchen, you'll see your very typical fire alarm. It should be a red box, says fire alarm with the white tea that you pull down, you know, that fire alarm. She goes, yeah, I see it. goes okay don't touch it

don't touch it okay I need you to wait a couple minutes I need to do some stuff clicking clanking on his keyboard okay ma'am are you with me yes I'm with you all right ma'am

we need you to okay you listen very closely you know I want everything to go well just pull down the fire alarm wait five seconds wait five seconds and then flip it back up

and it should be just fine she goes okay just pull it down goes, yeah, you need a really target, really need to yank it down. Chances are you haven't used it in a minute, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She fucking pulls fire alarm, and then the fucking sprinklers are going off in the fucking shit and all this shit's happening. And she, and she begins to panic, and she would fucking do, because you just pulled the fucking fire alarm. And everything is going wrong.

And so, you know, he starts fake panicking on the phone, too, being like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, and then he says, you know, you need to get a. everybody out, you know, get everybody out, you know, this is, you know, blah, blah, blah. And so she's like, you know, you're on the phone going into the, into the main room going, everybody out, it's an emergency, everybody out, it's an emergency. So, you know, then she's sitting there and she's like trying to figure around how the fuck to get it to stop and what she's going to do.

And so he goes, here, hang on, I'm going to put you on with her senior, you know, engineer tech, transfers, you know, put some other guy in the mic who does the second half. It doesn't end there? Half? What do you mean? And at this point, what the fuck are you doing? Like, how are you? I'm laughing my ass off.

Like a fucking little asshole on muse. I need to take a quick moment right before you continue. I don't want to hear from any of you guys that whatever the fuck we do on Discord. Oh, okay. I don't ever want to hear that shit again. Okay, you want to hear the furthest we go? The furthest we go before we let you continue. First we go is that we'll call up a place, make a reservation for two at like.

nine o'clock and then call up make a reservation at like 930 and then another right and then compare to that it's like high yeah table for two yeah elbow and shoulder yeah

my name is de leg and then you hang up yeah my name is de arm yes so go ahead yeah so this other guy gets put on and he's explaining blah blah like

look he he says that the the windows have like burglary alarms attached and he's saying you know if you trigger those alarms it'll turn the system off and so he's convincing this lady through a panic being like you need to pick something up that's heavy and throw it through the window. No way. And I'm not shitting you. She pulls this waiter sign. Johnny, I think. Johnny, Johnny, and he's like, yes, what's going on? Because obviously he thinks it's a fucking emergency. She goes, I need you to pick up that chair and throw it through the window. And you hear him go, what? He goes, Johnny, I need you to pick the chair up and throw it through the window. And dude, you hear this guy pick up this chair and you hear it bounce. It bounces off. And she screams.

and she goes, it bounced off, it bounced off. She'll know, I need you to do it again, do it again. And you hear this fucking chair fly through this window. And now, imagine, imagine this. You're like 14 years old, you're eating a nice Denny's Grand Slam with your family. And the fucking fire alarm goes off. Sprinklers go off, getting you soaked. This lady runs out.

screaming that there's an emergency tells everybody to get out and you're sitting on the curb of the sidewalk looking in as she directs a waiter to pick up a chair twice to throw through the window dude I think the world was ending

and and before you say like oh yeah you know this is some fucking bullshit he's making up someone recorded the call it's on YouTube no way you could listen to this

entire thing. It's awful. This dude tried to like get her to put ice in the deep dryer which like I, you could hear like you can hear on... Can't that cause a fire? It could fucking do. It could fuck cover the lady in burning oil. So you could hear like this annoying like, it sounds like water dripping. Yeah,

there it is. There is. Six years. Yeah, you could, you could hear like that water drip sound effect is typing notifications. And when he goes and says something about like putting fucking ice at the deep friar to stop the fucking sprinkler or some shit.

Like, I, you could, I was just like all in the chant. Like, don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh, God. Trying to fucking hurt anybody. Yeah. You know, it was really, you know, these calls were, you know, they would just escalate. And at the end, at the end, it's really mean. They, they said she was as dumb as a cactus or like a hairbrush and shit.

Oh, my God. Said that they got trolled by nine gag and, you know, all that shit. Oh, nine. Yeah. They said, it was nine gag trolls. So were there any legal repercussions because of that? me. For the any of the other people? I don't know if they got kind. I know a couple of them guys, you know,

there's some shit that happened to him. Wow. I want to hear that chair. I want to see where... Oh, my... Yeah, she's... Ashley and Johnny. Yep.

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm in a discord prank call. Tanner just did the thing where he's screaming. There's a man. There's a man. Stay away from him.

Stay away from him. There's a little boy. He's a little boy. Yeah. Holy shit. This poor woman. This poor woman. She's freaking out.

But dude, the Econolage shit that they would do was very similar. They would call, you know what Econologes are? Are you familiar? I'm not familiar. So econologes are like the motel that you get to like fuck the hooker and strangle her? It's like dirt cheap, bullshit. Motel 9s or whatever. Motel 8.

Exactly. It's like, it's like, it. It has one big, fucking glass paint window and it doesn't fucking open. It's a piece of shit. There's like one fucking toilet and like a shower you need to wear fucking sandals in where you'll get a ward.

Imagine the UV light. Oh, it would be nasty. So, you know, you're... The black light, yeah. Their, their strategy was to call random econologes and usually very late in the night, early in the morning.

And they would call up, they say, hey, you know, we're a family of, Bova, living in, you know, room 203, can you, random room,

random room. Every time, random room, random, you kind of like, just to try to get put from the front desk into the room,

from the landline. And so they would do that, you know, and these people are waking up at two in the morning to their fucking phone ringing. And so they go, what the fuck?

Why is the phone ring? They pick up, what do you want? Is everything okay? You go, hi, hi, I'm Jeremiah from the front desk.

You know, I need you to listen to me very carefully. We have an emergency going on. We have team, you know, we have like the fire department on the way. We've got, you know, a lot going on the way. There's, you know, I need you to remain calm. There's a gas leak in the building. There's a radion gas leak. They kept saying it was a radion.

Radion gas. That's a fucking GPU. It's a graphics card. ADD? Yeah. Yeah, radion. There's radion and there's Nvidia. Yeah, yeah.

So they say, you know, these fucking poor, these poor people, these poor, like... Radio gas. That's crazy. You know, they say it's a Radio Gas League. You know, they say it's a Rayon Gas League. They say, we need to unplug everything in the, you know, it's very flammable. We need to unplug everything in the room. And plug all the electronics.

Funnily enough, they don't think that, you know, the fucking phone they're holding is an electronic. So they always forget that. And then, you know, they would unplug the TV. They'd turn off all the outlets. They had them like wet of towel and stick it under the thing because they said that the gas, the radion gas is heavy and so it keeps through the bottom. You know, to stand up at all times, like don't crouch. Like, yeah, it was like stupid shit. And it always came to, you know, ma'am, usually ma'am, you know, it was, you know, we're concerned about your safety first and foremost.

we may need you to vent your room do your windows open and of course no they always ask you to the windows open always the damn and they say and they're no no no these windows don't open and you know and then you go fuck you know under his breath like you know ma'am I need to listen me very carefully if you go into your bathroom I need you to take the porcelain lid off of your toilet

and throw it through the window it's always the fucking window do they forget about the door and then they go you know ma'am you know ma'am you're you know we're going to cover everything

we're going to pay for your hotel room you know you're not going to be liable for any damage you're completely fine we're going to blah blah blah blah blah blah and then they do it and they say you got fucking trolled nine gag whatever and then ain't and it's and it was yeah dude at that point I was like This isn't fun anymore.

This is actually... I'm scared. This is actually horrible. That is actually horrible. And, you know, I stopped... Dude, yes. This fucking video with the Denny's call is like pretty rough, man. What was your last where you were like, you fuck this?

Oh, dude, I think it was... This was like the coup de grana. I think this was what made me really be like no more. Dude, I felt so bad for that lady. But hey, you know, guys... we all we all make mistakes you know nobody we live and we learn i i didn't do this myself so you know the most that i did was just go on like your radios radio radio radio shows and talk about shrek you know fucking you're saying some really gross out of pocket shit on the on the blog talk radio airwaves

more harmless than anything super harmless i'm not making people i'm not making people criminally break shit and but dude that was a great introduction on like social engineering and like anyone can fall for it if like you just like no idea like no verify dude no steps of verification you know actually at any point you're like

you need to send a marshal out here we're not doing that but dude what a prank oh man we got him! We got him! Yeah you like you know calm down it was just a prank pro yeah the prank the fuck

Why he's spats it on me? It's just... Ashley Johnny, it was just a prank. It's a fucking prank, chill out. I think they may have lost their jobs. Dude, like... That sucks. That's funny and all, but I think the...

I think they must look that on a chance on doing a heist. I think they would look back on that and laugh, you know, Ashley and Johnny. Sure, yeah. I was going to ask, like, I wonder if they've thought that. Remember that time we got gas lit and throwing a fucking chair through the Denny's window? You should really go to the part where they're not, The glass shadows, it's fucking phenomenal.

So this is... I think I'd to skip forward a little more. Oh, my God. That's the alarm. Oh, my God. It's a lot of shit. The anxiety is overwhelming. Yep. Yeah.

Huge disaster. Huge. Skype. Bong. He's like, what? It's bounced. Yep. You grill.

And he said you're grill. a trap. That would be great. That would be perfect. A fire extinguisher for you because... That'd be great. How can they do this?

I don't know. They're fucking, dude, legitimate sociopaths, legitimate psychos. I do not talk or hang out or do anything with these people and I have not associated with them for like a decade.

Good. I could not believe that this was on YouTube though. God damn. I can't believe it was recorded. How did you find out of this recording? Like, did you just happen to... Someone found it after I talked about it on a podcast.

Somebody found it and then it got a fucking few fucking views. Wow. How many views it have now? It's 46K. Okay. 10 years ago, by the way, 2014. Yeah, that was... I just recorded to not have nothing to do with this shit.

Sorry, Ash, next time. Torrent the window. Torrent. Oh my God. Torrent the window. Torrent the fucking window. That is absolutely sinister, bro. Yeah, you know...

Oh, yeah, you brought them here. Yeah, you know, it's one of those things. Let's go make things right with Johnny. Yeah, we should. If anyone here listening to the show knows Ashley or Johnny that used to work at a Denny's. It may have thrown, I think a Denny's in Detroit, if I recall. It may have thrown a chair to the window. You're welcome to come on the show.

Yeah. Please come down to Austin, Texas. I'm sorry to have maybe been complicit. in that traumatizing memory. Well, you try to stop. You know, you were trying to come back. Actually, I saved you from awful, awful Wilburns. It's going to count for something.

But he is, he is after today fleeing the country, so he will not be here. I, unfortunately, I would have loved to meet you in person. I'm sure that would have been really comfortable. But maybe next time. Well, actually, Swagger, uh, joining us real quick. Ashley and Johnny, go ahead, join the cause. Damn. You fucking throw a chair at me?

Yeah. They both go... Hey, asshole, remember me? Yeah, dick. The end of this is really fucking mean, though. The guy was just a total asshole. Please don't play. It was really fucking mean.

He said, don't. Don't do it. Don't play, don't play. He's just, you know, she's like breaking down in tears and he's like, yeah, you know, maybe like pass the phone to someone who knows what they're doing. And maybe someone who isn't as dumb as a brick. You know, you're fucking... Yeah, yeah, dude.

And it's like, yeah. Yeah, it's not, you know, I would go out on a limb and say that those guys that did that are maybe not the most savory people, but... Probably not. You know, maybe guys, maybe they found fucking God.

This is a really, really good PSA, though. Yeah, they either found God or they fucking are dead, so... Who knows? You know? This should be shown to, like, every single person in the world. Yeah, how to not...

How to not... How to prevent... This is used in... examples for how to social network. This is social networking one-o-one. It's a fucking case study of like, yes. Like, don't get social engineered. But it's just crazy.

If you call anyone up and you sound like somewhat professional and like say that you're like a... You just use big names. Yeah, big words. And you're super casual and, you know, like, it's just common procedure and you like you make them wait and you put them on hold and then you like type into a disconnected keyboard. And like, dude, you know, it's one of those things.

Fucking hackers do where they'll call up a fucking credit card company with, and, you know, they'll play like a baby crying and have like a woman on the back. In the background, like pretending to be flustered. And then they'll go through all the verification bullshit. Be like, oh, my husband's at home. I need to do this and that. Please, my baby, blah, blah. And they'll just do it.

You know, 100%. They'll just do it. And they should not. They should not. They should not. You should not. Do not throw your fucking chair through your goddamn window. Don't fall for the baby.

You hear what they said? Even if the man on the phone is really convincing. Don't do it. Even if there's a woman with a baby crying, say fuck off. Look, look, it's not going to stop the alarm, okay? It's going to make everything so much worse. Yeah, don't ever trigger the alarm unless it makes sense, unless there's an actual fire. I wonder, I wonder for all the people that experienced that, that were actually there,

I wonder what they're like now years later if they tell all their friends that stories. Honestly, that what happened there is super valuable because imagine an entire Denny's full of people get to tell all of their friends and extended friends like, you'll never believe this.

I was at Denny's with grandma and this lady You know, we barely had time to put grandma in the wheelchair She got covered in sprinkler water and flame retardant And they threw a fucking chair through the window

It's fucking insane It's literally fucking balls to the wall and say, yeah, you know, a nice, happy go lucky childhood, you know, doing all the fun stuff. We've done this really stupid bit where we were like, pretending like there was a guy who was like wearing a trench coat.

It was like, we call up a gas station and, uh, fuck, what do we, was it, was it, was that Mike Bubbergard that we used it on it or was that somebody else or something else? Yeah, Mike Bubigard is the guy who walks into Hawaiian gas stations. Jim Wells. I think Jim Wells.

Oh, Jim Wells. So fucking, I don't know. But yeah, We were pretending like there was a guy who was like, there's a guy who looks exactly like this, you know, blah, just be careful,

be wary, don't, you know, interact with him, whatever the fuck. And we wait a little bit. Then he calls and he's like, hey,

whatever call you just got, do not pay attention. Also, do you have these things, don't worry about, there have all these sandwiches for us that we're going to steal. We, we're done.

So funny. Yeah, but our, yeah, I mean, our social, uh, engineering is not as good, but...

I've since, you know, I've downgraded to more innocuous prank calls. You know what I say? Because you have empathy and sympathy. I've developed a moral code. Oh, you have a heart, man. A very strained moral code, but one nonetheless.

Fucking, I was going to say. Damn, it's gone. Curses. Curses and damn. What the fuck? Oh, it was right there. Oh, yes, the prankle. Oh, yeah.

I would call. up McDonald's or like, I can't see. And I say, you know, hey, I was in the establishment earlier. Just wanted to report something. Look, you know, an issue with the service.

I'm not usually the kind of person who makes these calls, you know, but they stuck with me. I'm still thinking about it. And I just, you know, I was hoping to get some recourse. And then immediately they're like, what's going on?

What happened? I would go, well, one of your employees, I ordered a 10-piece meal. And I waited. It was a normal wait time. It was fine. I get the meal. I'm dining in.

Right? So I go over. I put down the thing. I open it up. And I count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. You guys gave me an extra piece. And now I feel like I owe you something. And, dude, it's so funny, dude.

I have them like, well, are you serious? I'm like, why do I don't know? And then like, um, I get angry. I get angry with them. Like they go, no, sir, you just got an extra piece with a while.

I go, yeah, but I didn't ask for it. And you're getting, what, what, so I come back? What is this?

You know, I pretty much paying for it. Paying for it now, you know, like, yeah, and you know, all that shit.

And you started with, I'm not the type of guy to call. Yes, yes, yes. You know, like,

like, like, prefess it is like super fucking serious. Yeah, you know, I'm really not usually the guy to call. You know, I really hate to waste your time.

I really hate to waste your time, but this has been weighing heavy on my heart. I got an extra fucking piece of chicken. It's fucked up. It's a goddamn fucked up world we live in. Write that down, Isaac. That sounds like extra negative. It's just like...

Yeah, just like innocuous shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Plenty of good ones, man. Plenty of good bits. Yeah. I really like the one where you make people repeat themselves over the phone like 20 times.

Oh, we did do. That is my favorite. When it's like, give me your credit card info and like you keep reading it out and then they repeat it back to you and you're like, you know, it's, you know, you're like misspelling something. You keep spelling it wrong or like they're trying to get you to type something in and you keep saying it wrong. They get so mad. It's amazing. Dude, Isaac's prank call video, it was pretending to be debt. Like someone's trying to part of hearing.

Get me in on these if you still do frank calls, please. We will. I had this guy call a hearing aid offer I was like this really old guy and every time they picked up he would like and she was like what is your name sir? She was an angel

she was so nice so fucking patient it was oh he's like that's a great fucking bit oh oh oh all right Well, we're approaching the early evenings and... You have to pee. I do have to pee.

I can tell you're going like this. You're like shaking your leg. I didn't tell you got to pee. I got to pee and poop. I got no pants on. Yeah, I got to make dinner. Oh my God. Everyone has something to do.

Isaac's about to stand up and do the potty dance. Yeah, I got to do a peepie dance and all that. If I stood up, my headphones would get ganged off my head. Do the worm dance? You mean the worm? Yeah. I'm doing the worm. I'm doing the worm.

I'm doing the worm. Imagine how funny it would be if you went under the dance floor. and said, hey guys, look, I'm going to do the worm like no one's ever seen. And then you take out a giant fish hook and fucking put it through your... You spread your asshole? You can spread your asshole and propel

a eight-foot worm. Ruined the fucking... And then the worm starts dancing. It does go full circle. Oh, my God. Well... Use code worm at GameOSubs dot Gigi. To pay an extra 10%.

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Thanks for watching. Code group, 10% off. Code swaggy. You use it. You check me out on YouTube or Twitch or whatever. You check me out on YouTube or Twitch or whatever. I'm sure they'll link. You got a book?

Oh, yeah. No book yet. Okay. Just a Bible. I used to flatten my home. Onomunculus. Yeah, man. Perfect.

A bloody stained. Bible? One last question and really has to end here. Are you a chicken bake or a double chunk chocolate cookie type of guy? I'm a double chunk chocolate cookie. We get five booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.