The Group Chat - #121 - The Short-term Me.... wha- huh..?

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

That color talk was actually insane. The house gas leak really taking us out slowly.. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Go ahead. Started like that. No. I don't know. I'm not 30. Welcome back, everyone to the Oopsie Daisies podcast. Oopsie Daisies. Oopsie Daisy.

Oopsie Daisy. Oopsie dais. Opsie dais. 21. 121. 121. 121? 121.

One 21. Isn't that quite marvelous? It's 121 already. Yeah. It is in a fast. That's over two years of podcast. That's over two years of podcast. Two years of my life.

Is it? Almost 154. Two years down the drain. Wait, yeah. 154 would be three years. Wait, yeah. Three? No, 156.

Episode 54 is three years. We're approaching three years right now. No, we're not. We're three years or not. February or March. February or March of next year. Oh, we started in 2016. We are approaching three years.

Bro, what do we even talk about it anymore? Grunk probably started when he was around 16. I started around 17. That's so. I was here when I was like 32. I don't know, like. Can we name a single topic from the past like 40 podcasts, be real. Can we what?

Yeah. All the topic from like the past. See, I told it. You're the one to bring it up. You're the one to bring it up. We're not talking about politics. I'm cutting all of this out. No.

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I can college football. April 1st. Actually, it's not. Stop, stop, everyone, stop, stop. Sorry, a moment of peace and quiet. Let's solemn, our hearts. my fucking God. Because we are a little bit too happy on a extremely

tragic day. Oh my God. America's Day. America's Day. Sorry. America's Day. September 11th? Yes. Oh my God, you're right. Yeah. This is wild. Happy 9-11. Who did that? Moment of science. Okay, why did you break it with a laugh?

Dude, I heard growing. Because I was still in awe that it was 9-11 because last time I checked the date it was like 902. Oh my God. That's a time, you fool? My old senile fool granddad got the date in the time confused. No, dude, I posted, I do want to say something that's embarrassing. I posted a story this morning at like three in the morning while I was downstairs with Isaac.

And I was just playing with Instagram filters. I was like, Isaac, I got to post for the gram. You know, you know how it is. You know how it is. So I was on it. And I picked out this one filter. It was me on fire. first it was Isaac eating Chipoli so I was just like recording his food on fire

while Spider-Man was playing in the background I was like all right it's pretty funny but it ain't hidden so then I just recorded my face and I was just smiling and then that was it you know I didn't think too much of him and then I posted and the first comment I gained is what a way to memorize or memorialize 9-11 I was like oh and I look at the date oh damn it was like it was like it down it was up for like six minutes it was like the first thing that was awesome. The first thing people see on 9-11 is Larry on fire.

Yeah, me smiling while on fire. I don't think that's a pretty image to have, but sorry you, 9-11. Hi. Hello, 9-11. Hello, 9-13. When this is getting posted? 12?

Yeah, it's Friday the 13. I'm so scared for it. I'm so scared. Today's so scary when we're posting this. Turn off the lights, so let's make it spooky. We should have a murder mystery episode. Someone gets scared for it. killed him the podcast and then we got to figure out

Oh, that'd be good. Can we do one of them old, old podcast traditions where we go down the line? I want to hear, like, how you would start your spooky story. If this was like the spookiest story ever, how would you start it? What voice would you use? Like, in a world.

And I'll start with like a, and then crows, mah, ah, okay. That's solid. That's my start. That's a good start.

That's pretty good I think I'd start like Moist Critical Yeah what's up So once there was a At the time It was a really That'd be pretty scary

It's a Reddit horror story Yeah Oh my God That's all See you See you What about you T I don't

I'd go like I'd go like an old witch's fart And I'd be like Welcome to my story A A witch's fart An old witch's fart And then I'd be farting

Yeah dude I'd be farting been a farter. I've been a scary farder. I'd be like, yo guys, welcome back. Yo guys, welcome to my story. Like a storytime YouTuber? Yeah, like a YouTuber. Should I start mine?

I wouldn't be scared. Like one of those TikToks with 14 parts, but you don't know how many there are until you're like 13 in. Yeah, it's like, dude, I hate that. Part one. We'll figure it out. I've seen like 10 minute TikTok videos. Like, you can upload long.

You can't. You can do that. You know what I also seen? I've seen 35 images on Instagram store. Or no, sorry, post. Yeah. It's like you swipe. You're like, one, two, three, four, five, six of nine and ten.

And you're like, looking at it. Like, damn, this don't. Oh, no, wait. No, am I thinking about TikTok? No, you think about TikTok. That's a TikTok thing. TikTok has a lot of poop on it. No, no, no, no.

Instagram has it too. I remember. I just remembered. Instagram also has past 10. You can go to like 20. Yeah, I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to you.

Dude, I is, like, I swear to you. Okay. Jamie, can we look that up? Let's look at 35. You're Jamie. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're derpy. Called over there for Jamie.

Derby. Instagram more than 10 posts. Dude. Are you talking about? Per carousel. Yeah, that's it. You can do only 10. Well, it says more than 10.

Per carousel, that's a way to put it. That's not true. I see my friend have more than 10 pictures, and I wondered how I can do this. No, they just updated that. It has to be. Dude, they changed everything. Instagram is so different now. All of my messages are all over the damn place.

Dude, I hate that. They switched my search in messages. Yes. And like, I can't swipe to the right to access my DMs anymore. Oh my God. You can share 20 or something. I just got, I just tried it and it told me that I can do 20. No, we're more than 20.

I told you. And no, I saw it was a lot, dude. You could do a lot. I've seen, dude. Do you know how often I have been like nerfed? I've been like kicked in the nuts. I had to choose between two perfect pictures. And I have to go with like another one or whatever.

What do you mean? What are you talking about? To fit in lesson 10 because I have like slideshows, but there's usually like 15 to 16 pictures. And I can't put all of them in there. But now I can. Thank you. Never mind. You guys.

It cancels it out because the whole DM thing. That sucks. You guys suck. What happened with the DM? The DMs are just trash now. What happens? You move in them around. Do you have a business account?

Yeah. I do too. I think that's what it is. I don't have a business. account, dude. Flip all of those. I think I have a business account and Isaac does and dude, I can't even see who follows me except for the most recent person that followed me. Don't I say this? Yeah. And if I go to my followers, brok has notifications. You have one person following. And it says one person following. And then everything goes blank. Yep. It doesn't show me

a list of who's following me recently. It just shows the most recent. So did you see that too? I don't look at, I don't look at followers. Everyone drop a follow. Can we test a theory. Follow me on Instagram. I'm going to look at my phone. at Joe Rogan At Young Bug 48 GM Youngbug Dude Guys

We're going to the West Coast In a week Where West Co? No I can't do that Are we going to Compton? Yes We are going to Compton

So if you're in Compton Let us know We can You know Crash Meet and Greet with Pendrick Yes Before he goes on to the big stage

At the Super Bowl Yeah Or like Travis Scott when he jumps up you know what I was like peeking out of his head like a ground hoag that was cardie he said fiend Travis scott when he's like underneath the platform and it

and then he launches him up they shoot dude you know many people I've seen like shot out of that stage cannon like the boom oh yeah yeah yeah I've seen Michael Jackson sigh I was about to say fucking sigh you read my dick yeah I think Rodway's gonna do it at the Super Bowl

Rod Hope Rod wave dude Rod wave is being your If Rod wave I know you're launched out of the cannon Rod wave I know you're I know you're driving listening And if you're listening, even more, you got to do it. You have to do it.

Either that or Jeff Hardy jump off a fucking light. That would be sick. That would be more likely. Jeff Hardy's cold. That'd be sick. Rod wave upon landing would just break his legs, I feel. And that's not even being mean. That's just, I think that's just the reality.

Oh, my God, it was a ghost. Who is that? Holy fuck, that scared the shit out of me. That dead ass did. Oh, my fucking God. Grant walked behind the set. Oh, my God. It was real quiet.

I thought you were fucking kidding for a second. No, I'm like... Oh man, you scared me. What if Rodway did a Jalil? Remember what happened to him? Jalil! He jumps back. Oh, my God.

He, like... He, like, rode off the ramp, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He, like, almost died. And then ever since then, I've never heard anything from him. I seriously have not heard... Say, but Jalil? Yes.

That was the last thing I heard. It was like, Jalil got injured after doing a backflip from a fucking thing. And then he was in... He was like at the hospital. I've never heard of... Maybe he's, like, going through some shit now. I don't know.

Moving in science. Yeah. It was a big fall. It was crazy. It was a big ball. Did he hit his head? It's like when Kanye broke his jaw. What if his voice went deeper?

Rapted the wire. I can't sing anymore. It's trying to make your wire. Who? Crunk. What? You had one. Oh, wow.

Oh. Sorry. You had a clean eyes. I got egoed. It's just got egoed. It's stupid now. I was just saying he's going to have to be like Kanye, how Kanye wrapped the wire because he didn't want to wait for his.

And then that's how he made his best fucking album, dude. When Ferrell was in that studio and he was like, he was talking to a piece of metal. I don't know what he said. I forgot what he said. But he was hyped as fuck. And then he made the best album or one of. Which one was that?

The best albums, the college dropout. Oh. I haven't even listened to it all the way. I'll be here so. I haven't heard of that. Graduation. Oh, my God. Graduation.

Work so hard. I can't forget how to be yeah you never heard a college dropout Isaac Isaac by the he said cause dropout or something

cause drop something I didn't hear college dropout bro okay thank you guys dude that made me just have to go poop dude I just gotta go poop I'm sorry shut out fart what got you fart

I'm gonna fart dude I'm gonna fart guy that's all I've been talking about this podcast I got a fart I got a fart and he's like what if I just fart on the mic what if I just

no he was like on this phone he's like What if I was on the phone? And I was like, mm-hmm. I was like, can I just do the podcast on my phone? And I'm just like,

can I for it? I was like, do you guys have any chocolate milk? I was like, I was going to lay my cozy bed for this podcast. Yes. Were you in bed or were you on a toilet? I was in my bed and then I went to my toilet.

Now I'm here. Did you just like, that's my schedule. Is that the start of your day? It's like, yeah. It's like, yeah.

If Tanner got murdered and there was like investigators and they were like, what were his last steps? Well, he, well, we can see that he went from his bed to the toilet. And then from the toilet to the computer. It's like a triangle every time. It's just a triangle. Looks like you forgot to turn off audacity here. It seems like, just like a bunch of it. And that's a crash.

Someone definitely crashed from that one. I was on my phone. Sorry, I had to do it. I was going to pivot conversation real fast because that's fine. I wanted to talk about Clash of Clans. Oh. We're all, we all play Clutchman. We all do not.

I play Cookie Run. I play Cookie Run now. Sorry. I play a Hotel Tycoon. Well, I will tell you this much, I have never seen the worst, like cosmetic ever. $33 for a new scene in Class of Clans. I swear. What?

Isaac, I know you're... Hold on, hold on, hold on, on, on. Honest reaction from someone who makes a lot of micro purchases in games, I need to react to this right here on the podcast today. Here we go.

Is it like a bikini bottom in clash or something? Dude, it's literally just a scene on your fear base. No way. Shut the fuck up. Oh, he's face IDing. Ah, you got to take off the mask. He got to work, and don't work, I don't work. His phone was at, he was actually there trying to verge it.

He was, he was. Look at my face. Yeah. What would it recognize? Yeah, nothing. And what I'm back and I said, that's the sound. That says. Dude, this is a crazy looking scene.

Why is it $33? Okay, because you can like zoom out and look at dragons fighting another crap. Whoa. I mean, that's kind of, I mean, it's getting it right now. He's actually, he's actually doing it. Whoa. He's to see dragons fight in my class. Yo!

Holy crap. This is the average super self-. Holy crap. Wow! $30. $3. Holy crap. This is how I would have been

if I got in the Lego Death Star when I was still in my Lego phase. My Grunk has one. You should just take grunge. I know. I know. I know. You should smash you.

No. No. Don't make it. Don't touch it. Grunk rolled like a bowling ball. I did it. I built it so many years ago. Probably like over 10 years ago.

Greg. You have no fucking idea how hard I wanted to get that fucking thing. Really? Hey, grunk, I have an idea. You roll your death star into my, uh,

my, Eiffel Tower, whatever. No, because you ain't built it. We built it yet. Bro, we can build it whenever. When we moved from the old house for this one,

uh, and I, I like put every, try to put everything back together, kind of. There's a lot of pieces that moved, and I seriously don't know what goes on to what because that thing is confusing as fuck.

Building that Eiffel tower, also, it was weird. It was weird. You're also never going to finish you, because I, took three pieces with me. Oh, you fucking did.

I knew it. I was counting. I took three vital pieces. Oh, yeah, we'll put them out. I took the bolt. The bolt. The bolt. The bolt.

The bolt. The lug and the jackhammer. Dude, imagine. Imagine, like, damn, what year did the Eiffle Tower get built? 18 something. 19. Yeah. 18 something?

You damn, fool. That was in the leg without my door. Ninety two. Ninety two. Imagine in 1992. Imagine in 1992. They were building the Eiffel Tower and Tanner was like working on it hard. They were like calling it.

Hey man, we're almost done. And Tarynx, no, you're not. No, you know what's actually crazy? Like the New York skyscraver builders and they were just hanging off of the beam like so eating food. Eating food, yeah. Eating their sandwiches. They were not, oh shit, a blind. One gust of win.

No one. One and you're like, oh shit. Like damn, fuck that. Yeah, dude. Hell no. too, man. Some like 19, 10 year olds. Some of them were 12 working on the tower. Some of them were 12.

Back then, color didn't exist either. No, it did not. So it was hard to see. It was just contrast. It was all black and white, yeah. That's crazy. Color got invented in 1992. Yep. I remember when I was a kid, I used to watch, like, old, like, on, you know, on the history channel and stuff like that,

they'll show, like, World War II in color. No. Oh, okay. Well, they used to do that where it would be black and white, and then they'd do it in color. And I asked my dad one time, I said, when did color, like, exist in the world? And my dumbass learned very quickly that television did not have color then.

The first color made, red. Oh my God. Oh, my God, red. Imagine going blue. Wait for it great. They're like, for the first time ever, instead of coming out with other colors, we collabed colors. Purple!

And they were like red, blue, what? Yeah, and then Black Mark was like, I heard if you mix blue and green, it makes a new color. No one's ever heard of it yet. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? What does blue and green make? Uh, red and green?

Red and blue and blue and green makes purple. Blue and green makes just like brown. Blue and green, I think. Oh, blue and green. That one. Mix blue and green. Or blue and green makes blue green. Wait,

Okay, wait, RGB, because when you mix the primary colors, like red and green, that makes, what, yellow? Blue. Orange. Orange. Oh, that makes yellow. Wait, yellow and red make orange. I'm stupid. Red and green makes yellow.

Makes yellow, yeah. Yeah. And then, it's crazy. RGB, GB. Blue. Green and blue. Green and blue. Green and blue.

Green blue makes green blue. We just looked at that. Do we actually just look? See? Yes. Remember blue green? We looked up blue green. We're like, what does blue green do?

What about green blue? Wait, so if I go back, if I go back, you'd have like short-term memory. Wait, now what does green and red do? Oh, dude, that one's fucked up. Orange. That's what's true. Final guesses.

Green and red makes like brown. Orange or brown. Green and red, I think, make yellow. Yellow. Yellow. We just looked this up. Brown. Didn't we just look up red and green?

We just... We just... We looked up red and green. We didn't look up blue and red. That's what we didn't look up. That's why I said it because we already did. Oh, I didn't even pick up on that shit. Wait, wait, look up red and green.

I think we already did it. Red and green? Look up red and blue. We look at red and greens? Yeah. Didn't we already look up... Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Wait, there's three. R.G.B. Okay, which one have we not done? Blue and red, green, red. Blue and red. That's purple.

It's boring. Orange. That's yellow. This is like PlayStation and Xbox. This is the biggest fight. That's like Pepsi. Yeah. Like if I can think of like one of the biggest battles, it's like blue and red.

Blue versus Red. Yeah, blue versus red. Boys versus girls. Look at the bottom right. Look at the bottom right. There is the color wheel. Oh, so red and violet Look at the bottom right

Look at the bottom right There's the color wheel This is the color wheel Look at the bottom There is the color wheel There's the color wheel Well look Color wheel at the bottom right

Looks like chipple dipple Oh Oh wow Shout out to chipple dipple Oh wow Look at that That guy's lore runs deep This is like a

This is like a A goddamn Color wheel maybe Oh for starters Color wheel That D. Dang, dude, colors are so interesting. What's your favorite color?

Look up s' blue. You don't want to know. Spleu. Look up splu. How do you spell that? I made a new one. S-P-L-U. What is the color podcast?

S-P-L-U. It's purple, uh, cyan, and... Hell no. Spleu color. I don't know. All right. Yeah. Look up.

Look up purple. Look up fuchsia. Look up fuchsia. Dude, fuchsia is a crazy way to show. Why? That's his cake, man. Dude, it's a fuchsia. That's beautiful.

That's actually a beautiful color. Fusia. If I saw that in the wild, I'd eat it. I wouldn't care. I like colors. I like colors that makes sense. Like gray or. Look at Blurple.

Like gray. Like gray. Like something like that. Like some descriptive shit. Gray doesn't make gray is the only color that we've talked about that doesn't make sense at all. That's discord color. Blurple. Gray?

Whoa. Dang, dude. Oh, it is. Dzy crazy. Oh, crap. Oh, purple. Holy crab. Blue car with pink rims.

Blurple color with spink libs. I'd make that in JTA. Yeah. We have all. Oh, blue teeth. Blue teeth. There's this artist named Molly Santana that has black grills. Like all black grills.

Is it scary to look at? Oh, sometimes. But it's chill. It's true. It's cool. It's a cool look. We should all get grills. We should all get blackout grills.

Yes. no wait I either couldn't even show them we should get white grills I'd have to get them outside Is that perfect teeth White grills? Oh I get white grills And have perfect teeth

Yeah exactly I mean white grills Why haven't people done that Because they're too scared White girls What do you mean What's wrong with white grills This is perfect teeth

Nothing It's just veneers People are Yeah It's white Just white No diamonds That's veneers

Yeah people A lot of people have veneers Oh he's trolling Oh my god I thought veneers were like you take off the tooth and you put it in. Grills are like you just slap it on top. Yeah. They like shave your tooth down to like.

Yeah, they shave down your tooth or something to the sensitive spot. And then pop them on. Pop them on. And then yeah. Yeah. Oh, there you got. Yeah, it's really gross.

My God. The gang home. The gang just got home. The whole gang just got home. Can we start substituting grunk out for other people? Bring in Bobby. Bring in Cam. Yeah.

Some guy comes in. Let's have Camden sit down and save a few words. They start having everybody come in. Don't actually do that. Grunk, you see your tapestry back there? Can you replace that with a $100 bill? A giant $100 bill? $100 bill.

I'll leave that up to Larry. Ding! Just kidding, that was mean. Oh. Rats! Wait, how are the cats? They're good. Freak and Harvey was just sitting in my lap.

And then he got up when I got up and scratched my arm. But they're good. They're doing good things. And they're making their pop a crowd. Yeah, one's in college already. Wow. One's working for the lumber. From birth to one year, they grow.

Fast. They grow fast. Oh, I know. They've already gotten so big. Dude, we should place bets on them. What if it was like 200 pounds? All right, here's Tallulah. Here's to Lula.

Oh, my glove. Oh, my God. That thing's belly. They're actually so much bigger. Put it up to your head like a cell phone It was so weird Whenever I visited home And my other cats were there

I like forgot how Normal-sized cats Like I forgot how big they were And I was like damn these cats are massive Damn I know you're gonna say that they like sniffed And they're like They're not familiar

No no no Do they just look like so huge Do they stay in your room? They most of the time they they've been venturing out though they'll come downstairs with us now I love I love when cats have like a bravado like a fucking

chest up and they're like like walking in new territories like that fucking love I love they're king they're so silly like downstairs we have a bunch of beanbags on the floor we have like three on the floor and they'll just like do boughs and leaps and just run around in circles and go up the furniture

that's so cute have you got them a check for worms or anything like that just like general safety precautions. Did they have rabies? They came checked and I'm going to the vet on the 17th for a checkup.

Nice. Oh wait, do you have pet insurance? I hate to ask you this. No, I asked my mom if I should get in and she said no. Yeah, I mean, especially when they're kittens like, you don't need to worry about it right now, I feel like you know, as long as they got their rabies and their deworm and their, I don't know, do they get boosters still? I don't think so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm going in for... Oh, they get boosters? Okay. As an owner, how expensive are the operations of owning a cat? Uninsured. Uninsured. And as a single-fault.

I'm going with a, like, low-cost vet that is from the place that I got them. And so it's like... Sorry, I'm, like, struggling to form thoughts right now.

No, you're good. It's like, um... It's like a fourth dimension. Yeah, like... It's just some shit I do in fucking VR chat. Okay, so it's half cost, right? It's half cost, so it's not that much. It's like, I'm pretty sure this checkup

is, it was going to be like $30. There you go. But I'm sure, like, if something bad happened and probably had it been... Yeah, for sure. Dude, one... Oh, you got them spayed and neutered. They already came like that, right?

Yeah, very... That's already, like, $300. you don't have to pay. Damn, really? It gets expensive. Yeah, Bento, I had to get him neutered, and, yeah, his little cahones were removed. But he was like 300 bucks, I think. What'd you do that?

$200. Huh? His balls. Why? Because I don't want him spray on the walls. Spray. Yeah. Don't cast do that.

They spray. They spray, and they get in heat, and they're like, they're like, they like, they, like, they, spray on the walls and stuff like that. I don't know if that's considered nutting. I'm pretty, does it come from their little cat. No, it's just marking their territory. Yeah. It comes from their little cat dick.

Yeah. Is it piss? Are they marking their territory? It's like some liquid that they end up spraying. It's nasty. It's really gross. It smells and cats smell it and they're like, oh, I shouldn't fucking be here. And they get the hell out of there.

Yeah, okay, so yeah, marking the territory. That's what happens. Male cat spraying is like the most disgusting thing. Wait. Tanner, what is your cat? What is your cat? Is your kind of boy or a girl? Um, shit, I don't know.

I just saw a thought bubble I saw a thought bubble Yeah, that's a girl Well I saw like the first two bubbles But not the big one I just saw like it forming And then it just stopped I was thinking out

You fizzled out went back in Being named iPad You forget like the gender Or the cat Yeah no that's true iPad Yeah It's named iPad

iPad Yeah be so tricky If you're looking at your cat Trying to see It's a boy or girl But it has like You're just like What are you?

Just like a button Like you press I'm a boy Are like a stringy pole A voice No I just watched the I just watched the

Conch episode with Sunjah Last night It was like Oh my goodness Can I have something to eat? No Can I have something to eat? No

The conch? Yeah the conch Why did you try again? No Can I have something to eat? No I love Sponjah dude I've been watching

The first two seasons The best ones The best ones one, two, and three, right? They're all good. They're so good. Wasn't that? I think like, seasons one through four are just kings. Yeah, they were insane. What's his face?

Well, it's actually, from the first episode, there was a few that were written differently because, like, the guy you're talking about fucking, damn, we like passed away, like quite a bit ago. It was a maker of SpongeBob. Even Hillingberg. Yeah, this guy. Oh, Hillenberg. Yeah, so,

but there's a few, like, there was one episode where SpongeBob was getting, you remember the inflatable muscles. Yeah. That was not written by him. That was written by somebody else or like a group of other people. You can actually see the ratings, like the entire chart ratings of all the Spondra episodes from like each season and watch their decline after the first three seasons.

Did you know that? You can see where he stopped writing. When did he stop writing? Honestly, dude. After season three, I think. Hot take, but I don't I don't know if that's the reason. Unless we're talking about the right person. No, this is like the main writer.

Oh. Stop working on Spongebob Pretty sure start working on like late Yeah, season's one through three It's like that one guy that stopped working on a hundred ex-honey Once Paul Tibbet took over dude All the fucking ratings went down You can actually look at the ratings

There's a picture of it I'm sure if you looked up SpongeBob episode ratings You're good You're good You're good There it is Look all green

And that was all seasons one through three And then after that They all just started fucking tanking Dude look at that dark red one What even what happened to that season? I can't remember a single episode I don't think those are, I think that's an episode

Season How can this SpongeBob episode be that bad? I don't know, that's like Yeah, somebody has to get like shot in the head for it to be that bad Yeah Squidward's got a guy There has to be no jokes, it has to be no plot Episode, there's got to be at a funeral

And it's everyone serious No jokes, no plot Not a single joke No joke. Episode 5 season 7 Is Look up Season 5 episode rated apparently. Wait,

season seven episode five. Spongebob. I just want to know what it's about. I wonder if I can recognize it from just watching. Oh. Which one?

Ew. Oh, the monster one where it's a little blob. Oh, I have seen this. I remember that episode. That was gross. What?

I like that episode. No, it's gross. It goes to me. Ew. It was a little freaky because they made him like really like disgusting with this whole

Yeah, he was just gross. Weird mouth. Ew. Listeners, it's, it's, I don't even how explain it. It's like the eel. It's like a green eel that turned freakishly into a monster, and it was like a baby at first. It was like a little puzzle.

It's scary and gross. The darkest episode of Spine. That's matching pro pop pictures. That's me. That's me and grunk. That's you and grunk, dude. Oh, it's a real hippie episode. So chill.

It's so cool. I'm pretty sure the darkest episode is Squidward's suicide, guys. The darkest episode and there's like two hippies, two SpongeBob. Oh. This is so cool. I haven't seen this episode. Oh, it was a pal for Gary. It's because Gary doesn't like him.

And then Gary's trying to get him, Spongebly to get rid of him. Yeah, and he was about it. He was like, long, what, yeah. And then Spongop doesn't believe Gary. And then he comes in on him and it's like, Gary. Oh, yeah. When he walks, when Sponsch walks away, and then a little guy goes like, and then it comes back to normal.

Oh, yeah, it goes back normal. Okay, I see the premise. Dude, I think Gary is the smartest animal or smartest thing in the show. Yeah. Mow. He is. Remember that episode where he, lifted up his whole body and he had shoes

he had shoes and he walked around or whatever that he talked normally hello SpongeBob Hello SpongeBob Hello SpongeBob Wasn't that when he was in the library or something Yeah he was like

Hello Sponge Bob welcome to the library Dude what other Sorry like I'm thinking to myself What other shows are there That have like really strong start and then like something sour happens like for SpongeBob every season four something sour

oh like it starts out so strong and then something goes wrong or something steps away like Simpsons Futurama like yeah I mean that's just every isn't that any show like ever yeah honestly yeah but that's not as bad not as much as SpongeBob

not as bad as SpongeBob it's like I don't know it was really really good and really really good and then some reason I think just over the past like five No it was like the five 10 five years The past five years it's gotten like Almost too much Like it's just like there's so much going on in each

Oh yeah Well no I saw those and then I look Like I was watching SpongeBob and that's how much is normally going on in SpongeBob to be honest It is Maybe it's because it's better animated That's just like way more like I think I think well I think it's just the nature of the gags A lot of the old ones were just like really like think about like how we make

stupid jokes. Like, they're not, like, it's, the joke is more so in the fact that they're dumb. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're, you know, they're a little, little dumb, a little dumb, stupid joke. But they would make a lot of the, like, stupid jokes like that were, like, uh, it was just, like, really, right. Like, for example, the part where they're with the, uh, the Dutchman, and then they were trying to scare a kid, and the guy, obviously the Dutchman's like, like, like, scary and all that. And then SpongeBob Patrick and Patrick come out, and they're doing, like, the fucking finger circle thing. You know, like,

woo. It's just silly gags like that. It's just, you know. It's like... But I did see one where he, like, his eyes turned white and then he blew up. And now it was like, okay, what is happening? Dude, no, remember the driving one? The driving one?

Yes, the driving one was actually so funny. That was legendary. Did they make it into a game? Did they have, like, similar art style like that? Oh. A game that they did? I don't know. How many SpongeBob games are there?

There's a lot. It's like seven. I think 45 SpongeBob games Spongebob game driving. If you looked up like driving Oh dude, the driving games are so fun. Oh, dude, the Army one? That's so The Army one, yes. Yes. Yes, something in Bikini Bottom. Oh my God, they had ranked in there.

That'll be kidding. Dude, this cover is so hard. They look pissed off. Patrick and SpongeBob pissed off running away from fire. God, it's so classic. These cars, man. Shout out Bob. Shout out fucking Bob. God all Bob.

Dude. Whoever invented SpongeBob, but... It's crazy just to invent SpongeBob and all this pop, so that's crazy. Yeah, this is insane. Look at that. Yeah, imagine. How much merchant... Dude, I think anybody could see SpongeBob, like, it's SpongeBob.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, that did Spongebob. I feel like it's actually the most recognizable show, like, globally. What about Mickey Mouse? No. I do, I remember when I went to Mexico, there was like a Mickey Mouse. there was like a Mickey Mouse mural nextel Coca-Cola Mirro and I was like damn

Coal and Mickey Mouse that's a big combo What do we think of the most recognizable What do we think they're most recognizable brands Like for each category So like Coca-Cola would definitely be the number one Like soft drink soda Like nationwide Peter Griffin

I feel it Yeah I'm with number number number one cartoon No Peter Griffin The whole fucking world I think SpongeBob I'm not gonna lie The most recognizable brands

GTFI with games Yeah probably either that or Mario Tetris Mario maybe Just Mario, anything Maung

Pong Pong You have to try and hit like generations Two lines Two lines, yeah Just going up and down Sonic

Sonic No Mario for sure It needs cake I feel like Like Yeah because there was There was a battle between Mario and Sonic

And I don't know Mario kind of won Yeah it was Olympics Mario's kind of dominating on that field But that's what I'm thinking about GTA though GTA is the best selling game of all time Baby, yeah but they haven't done

a lot of Mario is done It's taking like a character A lot of year game and then Like every avenue of stuff like Like toys movie Bhaba blah blah blah blah GTA is like game that's it Yeah like yeah I feel like

Yeah you basically said it right Just game I feel like Mario overall is like the best Maybe we can just say character then Mario is like the number one gaming character people have seen Yes oh yeah

like car brand I feel like Honda is like the number one I don't even want to talk about cars I have no idea you know what I'm just thinking like fast food

I guess McDonald McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's you know and then Coke with that isn't that isn't that crazy

I think about no not really cookie cola what food water no not really no not really that you said

yeah no Intrusive Nah That's not Did you have ever done that? Man this is so That was crazy

That's crazy right Nah Nah Nah No No But you weren't kidding Neither

No it's not crazy It's not with that Well because that's such a hard thing To pin down As to what is the biggest thing Like What truly And how do you even calculate

That really Larry Larry Look at the most popular thing On earth right now Like imagine Dude That's a good thing

Michael Jackson, maybe. The all-knowing robot search thing ever. I think panda by design. Ever. Ever. It's all of you. Yeah, Michael Jackson.

Dude, there's people in other countries that are like, I want to go to the U.S. because that's what breeded Michael Jackson and it was that big. Michael Jackson was that big. You're a liar. Swear to God.

I guess finding Nemo is pretty big too. What was? You said finding Nemo? Finding Nemo. That was Australia, though. Dude, I haven't even watched Finding Nemo. Really? What?

Are you serious? That's impossible. It just keeps swimming. I just said a fact. Everyone has seen it. That's impossible. He goes back and changes it from a fact to an opinion. Back in the drafts.

Back in the drafts. You think there's a Spanish dub of Finding Nemo that plays in like some Spanish dentist? office or something? No, no, yeah. No, it does. It was playing at a dentist I was going to. There's actually a dentist in Spanish? Oh, wait, not in Spanish. It was in English. There was a, dude, it's crazy we all agreed on dentists. Like, it was all in her head. Yes, because the dentist is in the show. It's in the movie. There's a scene in the movie. Where's a dentist, we go. What's her name? I figured her name. She didn't have a name

big dufus. I think she had a name. They weren't going to call her just like ungly ginger bitch. They were going to call her her name. Dorothy? I think her name was like Dorothy, Dorothy or some. Debbie? Debra? Nope. Peach. Sally? No way. God, Alan. There she is. That's Lulu. Lulu Ebling. No way. Oh. Her name's Lulu?

No, her name's Darla. But Lulu played her. You make lemon. Oh. What'd you say? Someone said Lulu and I said lemon. So I just put a little reference for you. Thank you. Thank you. Sparkle little little something on top. Oh my God. She's only 27 years old.

Anyway, yeah Oh, she had to be a kid though Well, well, no, because Timmy Turner Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Tum Yeah, he's a phantom Da-da-da-dun-dud do-dun-dud do you Never watched any Fentham?

That's a good show or uh What was the other one with the dragon? Jake the dragon Jake the dragon Jake the dragon baby What the hell is Jake the dragon? Come on, this shit was so good Bad-ass motherfucker on earth I used to think I was Jake the dragon

Dude, I've never seen that This guy This guy will like... That looks like Nick. This guy looks like Nick. What the hell? It's the eyebrows. Thanks, Isaac.

Dude, I was watching My gym partner's a monkey. I was watching... Oh, my gym partner is a monkey. Bill and Mandy. Dude. Oh, it was. Fish hooks.

Fish hooks, yeah. Oh, fish hooks. One, two, three, four. Was it knocking on my dog? Five, six, seven, eight. Hurry up and don't be late. What's another good one? Camp Laslo.

Camp Laslo. Camp Laslo. Yeah. Camp Laslo was so funny. Look at this fucking awesome. That era, man, God, they're so fucking good.

Who do you guys think would be like the camp? Did you guys... What was his name? Oh, go ahead. You guys ever watch freaking Harvey Beaks? Harvey Beaks. Is that an elephant or...

I loved Harvey Beaks. I feel like not many people even tapped into that. Oh, I haven't watched, but I've seen it. I've seen only commercials. Harvey Beaks was so sweet.

Oh, my goodness. Wait, why did it look like Flapjack a little bit, like on the right? One more over. Oh, oh, it does.

Just for a split second. Just for a split second. Wait, did you guys watch Njago? Yep. Like a Nizago, bro. Classic. Classic alert. Dude.

Classic. The other day, we were, me and my friends, we were not very sober and we were watching Unstoppable Luck and Xbox Addiction Minecraft trolls from like eight years ago. And like, it was. so funny. Like that was so enjoyable. I recommend it to everyone. Xbox addiction.

Unstoppable luck. Like we watched an Xbox Addictions one and it felt kind of fake but then he put on that unstoppable luck and he's like in there like he's getting it We watch another like trolling shit? Yeah like like I'm pretty sure one was titled

Trolling shit. Like bossy girl like flips out or something. It's just like all these he gets in these kids Minecraft world and just like trolls and they like they take it so serious but like we all did back in the day so it's like we've all been there but like oh my gosh it's so funny does he act like hero brian is it one of those um in the first in the Xbox editions when we watched yeah but that like felt so fake it like it like everyone was in on a script it was weird dude when i first started playing Minecraft on my on my old

Xbox i had a friend and he told me to download like a hero Brian like map and i was like okay He was like, all right. And he was like, no, I heard this one's real. Like, he's actually here. I was like, wait, what are you talking about? He's like, this guy haunts Minecraft. I was like, okay, wait, is he going to show up if I download it? And he was like, yeah.

And he was like trolling me. So he had like mods and he went invisible and he was like scared me. And I was like, oh. Did he have the skin? Yeah, he had the skin. He was like, he was like, he was like, Tanner, come over here. I was like, what? And he showed me like a temple.

I was like, oh. Oh, my. Dude, no, I was, I was fucked with it because, like, my uncle showed me that on the patch notes, they said that they removed Hero Brian. I was like, it was real the whole time. He was like, no way. And then I got on Minecraft Pocket Edition. And there was a video I saw in Pocket Edition where the guy was in the, it was like a kid on on ice. And he broke the block and then Hero Brian's in the, like, there.

And he was like, ah! And so I was like, no. I used to watch a lot of these videos. It was scary. I used to watch those trolling videos of Hero Brian. and they would like find a little kid and then they would just scare the living shit out of him. They would breathe his world.

Yeah. Yeah. It used to be on that channel called video games I've mentioned before. Oh my God. Yeah, the VG, like the giant VG logo. Literally, yeah, and they called it video games. It was like Black Ops 2 trolling or like Minecraft trolling and be like an actual kid like crying in the thumbnail.

Yeah. They were like cat, dude, they were like machinima. I. Unstoppable luck literally uses Isaac's subtitle style but instead of like the emojis and, Pepe's and whatnot. It's just like rage comics. Like it's the same exact thing. Like, whoa. Oh, oh. I was just about to say,

Merck Music. Merck Music did the same thing where he would use images, a bunch of random or gifts. Yeah, and he'll loop them and speed him up. And that was ahead of its time. I was watching I was watching his like, what was it called? It was something, it was like shit blah, blah, blah says. And it was just a series of his friend's same things. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Damn, dude. That's a Old YouTube was so funny Did we say when we're having that meet-he greet At TwitchCon by the way? I don't think we did Do we have an official thing?

Yeah, it's on Saturday at GamerSum. Have an official meeting greet? Yeah, Saturday at Game or something. Like the security will get kissed at it? Oh, not an official official one. We're at the game or something booth. We're in the jank. We don't stream.

We're in the alley. We're in the alley. Yeah. Yeah, we would never ever come prepared to anything. That's one thing about it. That's a rule. That's just stapled. And then next year, if we do end up going, T is definitely going to be there.

Right, T, probably hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go there. This year, though, it's a lot of traveling for Tanner. So we're going to. Yeah, I got to go like two different ways. Yeah, just not enough time. We all have to go two different ways.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure we all have to go there and then back. All right, three different ways. well four i guess yeah i guess it's just four oh shit you'll be there soon with us you're gonna come visit us

oh yeah we're gonna we're gonna get down and dirty and grunk's gonna be there too just wait till it gets like good temperature though because it still gets hot during the day even though the mornings are cool the mornings are like windy

and nice and chill and awesome but what do you miss about what do you miss about Texas so far because I'm absolutely hating it yeah yeah I don't miss anything like really

like everything in Texas sucks. Isn't it so ass? Like cookie cutter homes, the weather fucking sucks. All my family members are like, how's Texas? And I give them a whole list of how shitty it is.

Oh my God. The weather sucks. Yeah, there's tolls. You drive. The weather sucks. There's bugs everywhere. The houses suck. The AC sucks.

And everyone's like hoping. I've found out that everyone that lives here is coping. They're like, yeah, dude, we have no income tax. And it's like, dude, but you're paying like $7 each way in tolls. So like,

it fucking adds up. Yeah, have fun leaving your house ever in the heat and then paying tolls everywhere and then getting shitty food. No, but hold on. Okay, toll route, 22 minutes, regular route, 48 minutes. And it's like, oh, okay.

Well, at this point, I might as well just go through the fucking tolls. Makes no sense. Well, hold on, Tanner. What do I made of money? Come on here. What? Because I remember.

What? Oh, I don't know. I seen you get cut before and a dollar bill slid up. That don't. That was stupid. What does that mean? I said, what am I made of money?

And he said I got cut and the dollar fell out. Ah, yeah, that was funny. Anyway, I like you. I like you little man. We got a little comedy bone. Ten, at least we have pizza past midnight. That's all I'm going to say. What are you talking about?

Yeah, bad pizza. That's like disgusting. Oh, shots fired at Texas. I want to hear it. There is no pizza in Texas. I will tell you that right now. You wanted that pizza so bad. The only pizza in Texas is Papa Murphy's.

Oh. You can only win this argument if you go through this screen and grab him by the neck. Fuck. I can't do that. We were playing Robox and you're like, oh, I want a pizza. Nothing's open. Really? Yeah, it was like 2 a.m., dude.

Yeah, we had pizza. I could have ordered Papa John. Yeah, but that's the thing. I would not order that pizza because last time I got a pizza. Domino's. Domino's. I guess. Domino's is running late at night.

I saw a truck or I saw a car, Domino's car. cargo driving at like 1 a.m. It's like damn, dude. We do have busting down on that. Huh? Uh-oh. Hello? Someone behind you. iPad? Is it the Green Reaper?

I'm here for you. No, I totally forgot what I was going to say, and then I just lost my whole train of thought. We were talking about pizza and we were talking about dominoes and we were talking about pizza trucks. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, yeah. We have a pizza, we have a pizza restaurant here in our hometown.

I can't say because it's like right next to me. me, but it is the best pizza you'll ever eat in your entire first of their life. Is it actually good? Ever. No, it's Freddy's. Freddy's Pizzeria? Freddy's, yeah, Freddy's Pizza. Tony's, Tony's Pizza. It's, it's so good. It's like brick oven and it's real

and it's like, we don't deserve it. I'll say that. We don't deserve it here in this town. We don't. Then again, all the pizzas have ever seen you order, you order them like frozen to the house to warm up. That's just Papa No, that's Papa Murphy. No, it's Fred. They're not frozen. It's never frozen. That's the

whole deal with yeah never it's fresh fresh dough fresh cheese fresh meat everything

and go put in the oven and then it's all perfect you like fresh meat I'm passionate with pizza yeah yeah

yeah I did yeah yeah so what you gonna prove it what's your what's your golden child

pizza like you can't go wrong pepperoni that's it pepperoni peparo Hawaiian

Hawaiian you pissed on you pissed off at least one person. I'll hop on the Hawaiian train. Really? That's your golden star pizza? Like golden boy?

Sure. Go ahead, Taylor. Okay, yeah, then. Oh, my golden is chicken. Chicken. No, it's barbecue chicken, jalapenos on it, onions. It's a whole thing and it's so freaking good.

Wait, I'm pretty sure we talked about this last episode with Swagger Souls. Do we? Really? I'm pretty sure we did. Dude, are we losing our memory? I said chicken bacon ranching Are we all losing our fucking mind?

What the Oh my god Dude Dude I was like Look at your ceiling Look at your ceiling It's not everywhere It's dripping down on you forever

All right Hey grunt can we start playing Minecraft again Can we start up an SMP? Every single time we do that shit It just lasts one day And then grunk gets sad again Don't give him fun Let's just play as

Like, let's just play his friends. Like you're saying that you stay at last one day as if like, like there are people trying to keep it living. Yeah, you're right. What was the last, what went wrong? Um, what did go? Literally I played and then nobody played. Oh, wait, you're talking about that one. Yeah, but that was a shit-ass world.

I'm not going to lie. Okay, you, that we're making excuses. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That is an excuse. That was great. That was a great world, actually. I built the best house I've ever built in my life. Yeah.

On that way. Yappers be yapping. Yappers be yapping. You guys be defending Minecraft with your life. You're the one that just asked to do it again. Minecraft fucking movie. We didn't talk about that shit. We did not.

Speaking of that. Let's just get a lot of hate. Listen, I'm sorry, but I don't give a shit about the hate. I think it's going to be awesome. I think it's going to be fucking sick. It looks like so derpy. Yeah. And I, I'm going to spin around three times and I'm going to watch it.

Disney. You're going to fall asleep. the only way to keep your ass up during a movie is to send you to a 4D movie that's what I've fixed the only time that I slept the two times that I slept oh the three times or the four times

go ahead well go ahead where did the example you fell asleep during smile you did okay I already seen smile three times by the way yeah that was the first time and we were watching with Trevor and I watched it again you fell asleep during fast X you did you fell asleep during the last movie we went out and saw together you also fell asleep during that 70s

movie that we watched. You fell asleep during the fucking first omen. He fell in during the first omen. That's already almost three or four movies. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Okay, so then your point? Why are we going to waste money on your ticket if you're just going to watch

it later? I still watch it. I watch plenty of movies awake. And those are the few examples that I fell asleep. I've ran into a movio file, I guess. That's a word? Movieo file. Movieo file.

I don't know, movie file. Oh my gosh. Let's here, Brian! His glasses. Oh, my God. Ew. Is that a reflection of his glasses? Oh, it is.

Oh, his eyes are just one. I need to get glasses. Like, actually, my eyes are getting fucked. It's getting bad. Dude, I've been working hard at school. And, like, literally, by the end of the day, I can't read anymore. Like, I'm so serious. Dude, I can't.

My eyes can't focus. I can't read. What's crazy? If you and I were to go, like, bar for bar, writing on a fucking, you know on a notepad or something like that you would definitely out fucking stamina me my hand cramps up from writing really

how did you figure that out recently back when I had a car accident I had to like write in my log book everything I feel okay never mind it hurts ouch out bigger out

worse than the last one I was writing like three sentences and I was like shit damn I'm very good that's crazy I think I was gripping that shit crazy Wait, how do you grip it? Do you do like the... Oh, I do, I do triple finger.

Three fingers? Yeah, I like... I like... I don't have a pencil near me, but I go like... Yeah, I like do this. Oh, look, look, Tannis got a thing. Oh, there you go. Is that one of those bendy lighters, Tanner?

Is that just bent? Oh, Grunck. Stop, go. Put it back. Put it back. Let me see that. Well, look, it still works. Oh, dude, you're doing too much.

You're doing too much. Grunk. Look, how is this possible? You're basically like grabbing the... Oh! That's gonna blow up, Tanner. It's like bent sideways. We have a lighter

that has, it's like a big middle finger. It's like, fuck you, fuck you, or when you press it down. Does it say fuck you? Yeah. And then a light could go bring it. I wouldn't use that. I don't like that.

It's all the way downstairs. But it's cool. What? Who cares? You just went into the bathroom. You're right. I did do that. Go get it.

So go out of here, Jamie. Go get it. It's awesome. Trust and twirth. What? If it's not awesome. It's awesome. Oh, yummy.

I don't think I'm even... Tres Lice cake is so good. It's so fucking fucked up. It's so fucking up. Have you ever had quad Lace cake? No, uh. Dude, that can't be a... You can't add more Lachche.

Quachro, it's quatro, quattro. Quatro leche. Oh, yeah. I don't know why I said... What you're saying? Quad. Quad. Cic...

Singo Ches Leche's cake. One of those trace, quachos, Sinko, Nuevee. No, Dece. No. No.

Is it D. No. Is it D. Yes. Siette. 7, 8, 9. 7.

Yeah. Wait, dude. I took Spanish and Italian. So, like, my counting's fucked up. Oh, here we go. Oh, you actually,

you weren't lying. No. No. Nuevo or Nuevo? Nueve? Nueve? Neve. Yeah.

And dees? Yes. Dres. Dres. Dres. Deree. De Riz. Locos nachos.

Don't burn it. Don't burn it. Don't burn the dude, it's right here. Oh, okay. I thought you were gonna like... Let's see it. Yeah, gosh, check it out. Fucking right on the mic.

Okay, this is fuck you by me. Here we go. It's really hard to press down, so give me a second. I'm pretty sure it's Cartman. And that's it? Yeah, that's it.

Is that actually, Martin? Yeah. What? You guys didn't hear at all? No. Try it again. Okay.

Oh, it sounds like shit. But... You don't hear that? Damn. Nope. Nope. Discord cuts it out. Yep.

Does a tree fall in the woods? I don't know. Don't hear it. It doesn't. It doesn't unless you were there to record that information. My head smell like... Ew. Tree falls.

Nobody's there. Does it make a sound? Yeah, Tanner. How tall are you now? Wait, wait. You six, four? Dude, I think I'm like... I think I'm like 5-8.

No, I think I shrunk. Dude, speaking of that, no, actual crazy segue. I watched a UFO, like UFO siding videos before bed. And there's this crazy story of a guy that, like, he was driving. And he said, like, the day felt like an hour long. And then the night came, and it also felt like an hour long. And then he blinked. And then he was in a ship.

And he saw, like, a cone-headed alien, like looking at him. And it was like, wing. They're like, put at him and stuff. And then he woke up, like, screamed. in a parking lot and then he went to the doctors and he like all of his records said he was like 5-9 but the doctors measured him and he said he was 5-8 he lost an inch of height in like less than a day and then like his eyes like turned yellow too what wait isn't that just like john this or something john does he got john this don't lose an inch of height from johnness he took his shoes off and he has

john like like i'm trying to think what they took like a piece of bone out of him I don't know. Yeah. But like he said he gave him a warning and it was like, it was like there's a huge financial crisis. A financial crisis? He said there was a financial crisis and in 150 years there's an asteroid going to hit Earth. That's what the alien said.

When was this? When is it going to hit Earth? What year was this? Wait. 2024. This was 151 years ago. Oh. Shit.

Wow. So they lied. You just make things up here yet. No, this was real. I think it was in like 1990 or like in the 2000s it was like Oh my God

We're already like 25 years deep into this God Yeah something crazy I mean the financial crisis Might be real I'm already seeing signs Yeah Wasn't that in 2008

There was a financial crisis Are you looking at your charts Are you looking at your graphs Are you comparing I thought you pulled out of paper I was like What the fuck are you looking at Yeah actually

Yeah it says right here That's so scary That's so scary. I'm actually kind of sad that I feel like I'm not going to see an alien or an alien sighting or even a UFO. You might, dude. You're only like 20. I want to see a UFO. You'll see one maybe.

I want to. I want to. I saw something. If I saw something, you can see something. Like, if it's not an alien, can I always see something like weird? Like, I don't know. Maybe like a little goblin or something. Dude, I want to see like a teradactal.

Yeah. Like, you know how big? That's bigger than life. That is a crazy, that's a big step, Tanner. That's a pretty high step up there. Teraducto? Yeah. What? Teradactal?

What? Okay, so you believe in aliens, but no teradactyl? There hasn't been any teradactal sightings recently on Twitter, so I don't know. I wouldn't get my head up. Mm-hmm. Whatever, dude. I just put him in checkmate, like mid-sense. Yeah, what?

Yeah, what? Whatever. Whatever. I got the poop worm Again Oh is in you Go hand Go take it out my bathroom

I just did the pee worm It just offered up your bathroom He's like siding him Huh We're at just about an hour If we want to just hold it out For a few minutes Yeah

Are we actually about an hour Yep we just hit it right now Congratulations Gouchev podcast Oh my god But the warm on this podcast is real Like why do we all have to either poop or pee during the podcast

I guess because it's right in the middle I don't know facts it is it's the most awkward time of the day for me like 143 well like what else do I do hey is it true that as a guy you're supposed to wake up with a boner you're supposed to I think it's like good blood flow is that what they say yeah morning wood it's pretty why are we talking about this guy oh I was asking yeah what I heard something about it I don't know if it's true or not what I guess it's like I guess I'm just talking to my fellow bros and ask if they get boners in the morning bro are you scared I think I have

I know this. Wait, why? What happened? We got... We're all in an accident. Oh, shit. You were there? Really? You need to let go. I need to let go. I wake up in a fucking parking lot. Oh, that's like, I'm screaming.

You're an easy movie. Dude, I'm so scared for the day that I, like, I actually wake up and, like, you guys were just all in my mind, and I was like... Like an Adventure Time episode? Yeah, and I was just like a fucking, like a lull account, and people were just looking at me the whole time. like wow. Well, how do we know?

How do we know that we're not like in the Matrix? I don't know. Pinch yourself. Oh! When I was in, when I was in fifth grade, I thought that like, um, I thought that like I couldn't know ever

whether or not if what I was seeing when I was talking to people was actually the way it was going or if it was like all in my head of like, what if I just sounded like a complete weird out of that? Dude, it is an evil thought process to think that you are the main character and everyone around you is just fake code. Like you could just like I guess it's narcissism. Well no it's just like you're not real actually.

You're not real and I was programmed and like I'm not real. But yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I was programmed. That could be the whole thing with Earth. I don't know. Like how do I know that Tanner wasn't programmed to fucking say that right there? How do I know that? We're conscious.

I think therefore I am. Ever heard of it? Yeah, I think therefore I I think, therefore. I had the stoop. Oh my God, Grunk. I had the worst.

I had a gym shirt. It said, I lift, therefore I am. That. It was freaking sweet. I lived. Therefore I am.

Remember that? I miss that shirt. I miss that shirt. I Duke, therefore I chumbo. I pinkish, therefore I chumbo. Chumbo.

I fucking love Duke in the Chumbo. Duke and the Chumbo. Do you know, has like the same longevity as Hock Tua for me. I'll say that much. We can't believe that's still going around that stupid fucking Hoc2. I don't get it. It was like not funny what it happened, but now it's funny.

It's a second wind. It's like not funny. It's just funny that it's not funny. No, it's funny that it was so popular that it's funny to other people, but that's funny to us. Do people, I've never met a person that actually thought it was funny. Yes, every day for the past, for the past week, and it's just been saying happy Hock Tua day. You go Happy Hawk 2 a day

I'm in Bobby That's so cool Keep it Keep it rolling Until Isaac drops this video Because holy shit We and we're both like Let's hope that

By the time this is posted That video is gonna Get it out! That video is already I already got a DM on the last episode Dude I already got DMs on the last episode With Swagger

Which by the way is on audio And video will be coming soon on DVD and they were like Stop with the Hawk Tua jokes Please stop with the Because I think it was like two episodes In a row that we did it

And so I was I was biting my tongue I was biting my tongue When I was asking about Harvey And Harvey Harvey and Tua Hawking Tua

His fucking cats Big Tua Big Tua Big Tua I feel bad for people who bought that merch Hawk to us spit on that thing It's like a cowgirl riding on a horse or something like that

That's gonna sell a lot She needs to stop making it's my favorite Dude I got a TikTok I got a TikTok today Apparently you know the phrase let him cook right Everybody knows it Apparently there's like a guy that's responsible for it And he's making a podcast

It's called it's called Let him talk I think No it's not dude Why is everyone You know what it feels like? Like the way that these people are making podcasts, it feels like Taco trucks or like just like

food trucks and like it's all in the same spot. It's like goes tacos and go. He was like, he was like, you think I'm done? Oh, I'm just getting started. It's like you set a phrase. I'm just getting warmed up. Okay, okay, okay, okay, fun, fun little segment then.

I'm trying to think of like, what is a podcast? what is a potential hypothetical podcast no no not for us from a one liner joke oh yeah

okay so we got hot to make another one we got let him click making one yeah they dropped the new podcast

talk to me Felicia talk to me Felicia talk to me Felicia anybody got time to talk everybody got time to talk everybody got time to talk

yeah yeah everybody got time to talk everybody got time to talk oh oh let's see god damn yeah it's all for me

yeah i'll see you guys next week i'm done that's it i got a shit all right let's we'll wrap this up yeah i swear to god can we all do a test can we all flush the toilets

at the same time as it happens see if the house i wonder if the pool still back up what'd you say i said the world stops turning yes two if everybody flushes it is both turds

going down and everybody Flies forward. It's on the ring. It's like, it takes a pause. It takes a millennial pause. Oh.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for watching today's podcast. Sponsored by Code Goons for 10% off. If you guys got any jokes we want to say. You messed up. Oh, there's one thing I do want to say. Okay, because I did get emails from the cryptid episode that we did. I was like, and things like that.

Yeah, a group of sketchy-ass motherfuckers kept sending me these weird-ass videos of, God knows what. I didn't click them, because they added a picture of, it was like this thing where it was like basically saying that, like,

there's no virus, there's no nothing. It was really funny, though, because the thumb-knows, the thumb-nows did look scary. They're like cryptic little shits. But I was going through, like, the emails,

and I saw that, I was like, I don't know if I want to click on me. Because I was clicking on like videos and shit that they were sending me. And I was like, you got to be careful with them. With emails especially, dude. Lord knows. They get scary. Lord knows.

So yeah, if you didn't get response on your email, I apologize. I apologize. There was a war happening. Also, really important to mention we are going to be in San Diego. No, we're not. No, we're not. We said that lie. Yeah, we said it three times.

Yeah, we said it three times, Isaac. I think they got the gist. No, wait, no, we're not. We're not, actually. Yeah, no, we're not. We're going to the clown hotel instead, right? Yes. Okay, yeah, fine.

We're going to be at the clown hotel. Meet and greet at the clown hotel. Are we going for the clown motel meet and greet? Sure, yeah. Dude. I won't see a bucko. I can literally feel the poop in my intestines. Okay, we're going to wrap it up.

Thank you guys for tuning in. Make sure you use co-group for 10% off your order of GamerSups. Damn, the weekend's over. Sorry you guys missed it. Oh, otherwise I could have gone. Actually, it sucks. day. Technically the 13th is the last day.

I don't know what time it ends, but you better hope it's not, it's for another hour. Where do they get? They get free shipping worldwide. World, not nation. Worldwide. If you use co-group, though.

Any other time, no other group. No other group. No other group. And don't forget it. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Brofitted it out.

Mahah! Mahah! Bye!