The Group Chat - #125 - Jack and Camden Food Reviews

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

First episode in this season where we spew just a ton of weekday stuff. Goooood stuff group chat. Oh also, grunk has a food review channel now. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Watch this. You guys ready for this? And I have a cool intro prep. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Today, we have Steamboat Willie. We have Lazy Odd Jack. We have Titanic Tanner.
Starting point is 00:00:18 We have Bubonic Larry. We have... Aisymmetrical Isaac. I can't think of a last name for you. Isometric. Isotope? Issytope. an isotope.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Is it got it's the one. Isotope? Isotope? Isotope? That's like a answer. Isotope that powder or shit
Starting point is 00:00:39 that you take for the gym? No. No, that's a isolate? That's way isolate. Isotope is isolated I got a lot of things
Starting point is 00:00:48 wrong in like 30 seconds. Everyone welcome. Everyone welcome. Everyone welcome. Everyone welcome back. Thanks for the podcast. Thank you for the podcast. Today we're joined by everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Really not sure we're about to get up to, but I'm ready. Really not sure. Willie not sure what we're up to, but make sure you guys are using code group for 10% off your guacamole gamer gamer fart. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:01:12 Guof juice. Oh, your goof juice. Ayo. And don't forget, baby. Oh, I should close it. Is that a mean port on my mark? You got two on your double cuts. Hey, don't forget, man. I don't forget.
Starting point is 00:01:23 It's all over your keyboard. It's in there. It's in there. The light doesn't show it. He's a cooker for 10% off your double cap. Can we talk about that real fast? And lean.
Starting point is 00:01:32 And lean. Yeah, what's up? Can we talk about the fact that lean is the number one flavor in Georgia and Washington, D.C. I know when they panic. You know how they have that thing? We're like, they have the pizza watch where they're watching for when pizza orders go up. There's a lean drive that goes up as well along with the pizzas, which is information that is not public yet. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:01:54 I think it's, it's really, really funny. There's statistics that show that whenever something bad's about to happen, the the price of, or these pizza sales and the Pentagon go up. Like there's a spike, there's a random spike. Because they're partying. Dude, people think... I think it's because they're like
Starting point is 00:02:09 working OT and they need... Yeah, because they're like in the board meetings. They're like, okay. So do we bomb? Yeah. I don't know. Did we bomb? Nothing makes the situation.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Nothing makes the situation room better than a pepper room. He died. So how are they going to face tune him this time now? What are they going to do this time? Because J.D. notice? He passed those breaches? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:28 We're going to nuke Iran. Yeah. Dude, I don't know if you guys notice, but when pizza prices or when pizza orders go up in Austin, that's when we have a meeting as well. Whoa. If there's a meeting going on. Or when we get our location found. You know what I think it's crazy. Why Softwilly got two of the same hat?
Starting point is 00:02:48 That's true. Is that just replacement just in case? What's going on? Oh, J'all? I have four of these. Or do you have a brother. Four? We know you have a super brother.
Starting point is 00:02:58 You have a twin brother locked up. Do a vlog where you're all wearing. wearing them. I can't find the other ones, but I have four of these. I bought them on Amazon. Oh, I found one. It's right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Or the other two, I don't know. Me, no, no. So, wait, today is Tuesday, as we're recording this, this episode goes up on Friday, but do we want to place any parlays on over under by the end of the week if we get news that Donald Trump? Has news still not happened? They're supposed to say something today. What's happening with him? What?
Starting point is 00:03:29 What's, yeah, what is that? Dude, he went missing for like two days and Twitter thinks that he died. Dude, Twitter. He's missing? Yeah, he just, like, stayed inside. Like, he didn't go golfing 42 times over on Sunday morning.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Trump found hiding on the attic of the White House. He scared for his life. Trump found alive and well. Everyone's like, Oh. Trump found confused. Trump found dazed and confused. Yeah, like, there's speculation,
Starting point is 00:03:58 his speculation that he had a stroke. The speculation. Oh, dude, wait. Sorry, go ahead. I can see, he's pretty damn old. I'm sorry. That food is old. Dude, he's like 80, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Is it possible to never have a stroke in your life? Yes. I've done it. Really? So far, so good, huh? Yeah. It's a good shit, man. What's your red?
Starting point is 00:04:19 That's great. I start a ledger. I eat carrots when I can. Um, why are carrots always the... They're always the answer, right? Like, but for your teeth. Eat carrots.
Starting point is 00:04:29 For your heart, you carrots. Yeah, I peel them sometimes. Oh, you can't lift it up. Eat carrots. Dude, boiled carrots. Stir fry, carrot. Stir fry. Oh, what's the thing I do with chicken?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Stir fry. You cook it? Rock pot. Oh, fry it? Fry it. Fried carrots. Crack pipe. What?
Starting point is 00:04:51 Stop to say that. Crack pipe. Crack pipe. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Gack pipe chicken. Before you and it's all like any sort of topics here.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I just have to ask a question. Tanner, what, what happened to him? What? Behind you. To Tanner. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:10 How did that happen? Party too hard. Well, I realized he was just doing nothing pretty much all doing. The whole bulb came out and the shade is on his head. My room is really dark, so I really had to steal his light bulb and put it into my lamp in my room so I could actually hold it out.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Okay. So I didn't order. to put the shade because it needs a light bulb to hold up. So I just put him in the ass. Poor guy. There's like there's an empty soju bottle right there too. So he kind of just fits. He's a drunker.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Yeah, he got active. He's a drunk. Wasn't it like recognizing your face, like his face too when you were trying to do Pokemon? Yeah. So I'm covering his face up for the girl. He kept on like zooming into him. The spirit of Pokemon's past.
Starting point is 00:05:53 You have my face right behind you. But it's not that clear. My face is right. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Right. A beautiful perfect picture face. What if you saw two of me?
Starting point is 00:06:02 Like you looked at my camera and you looked back at your own camera and you saw me peeking around your curtain, but then it disappeared. Would you be scared for the rest of the rest of the case? We should do that in post. Do that post. Fuck no. Unless you get too scared. Fuck no.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Is he doing here right now? I know he is. He's going to do it. He added a marker. He added a marker. He added a funny button. Fuck no. No.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Add, edit. By the way, something I'm trying, fuck off, mate. Fuck off. Something I'm trying. Something I'm trying as, I made these markers. Oh,
Starting point is 00:06:41 fuck, my cable's not long enough. I made these markers that basically allow me so that when I edit, it's a lot quicker. So in the video, when I dropped down the video
Starting point is 00:06:49 into the timeline, there's a bunch of markers and it could say, mute, it could say funny, it could say, blur. So I'm just trying to get used to it.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Are you going to be pressing funny for like a lot then? Press funny now. Hey, when we laugh, I'm just going to be like Must press funny button. Press it. Where's the button? Press it. There we go.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Funn marker. Funny button. So. Nick. Yeah. You're back. Welcome. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:07:24 How is, How was, how was, yeah. What'd you do? What happened? Went to, went to New Jersey. Went to the beach. That was a fun time. A little silly time.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Got to hang out to some family. Yep, for good old Labor Day. And, yeah, I brought my whole set up there. Glad that someone, I saw one person. One person said, okay, Nick, I see you at the hustle. You got your validation, dude. I got your validation. I imagine, like holding their phone.
Starting point is 00:07:49 All right, man. I see you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, boy, I see you. And I was like, oh. You look through the comments? I read comments. What the heck? Why don't you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Oh, is this funny. Did you read all of them? No. I stopped reading them because they were mean to me about yelling about fridges. I was like, all right, that's another. Oh, that did get to Isaac. I remember. Heaven forbid a homeboy gets passionate on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:08:14 I'm going to start filling up the fridges too. No, don't do that. People don't like it. I'm going to start taking everything out of the fridge and eat it. Oh. So do you eat burgers and hot. dogs at Labor Day. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I gained so much fucking weight. Oh, yeah. I'm back here. I'm back here. I'm at a lock in so hard, bro. Look, I don't think you understand.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I haven't been to the gym in two weeks. Walk me through the diet. Oh, you want to hear this fucking diet? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, first day I get there. Oh, sit down.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I just have straight up fucking pasta. Nothing good about pasta, but I have pasta. But pasta is a day. No, pasta. Second day? There's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's just like pasta I haven't had, like pasta from New Jersey if that makes sense. Texas has some shit-ass Italian food. The real Italian way. But here's the thing. Every day in New Jersey I woke up, I either had a bagel with cream cheese or like three donuts. There was like no
Starting point is 00:09:08 in between. Okay, I'll be real. If you're, like, Upper East Coast and you're not having bagels and taking advantage of like the bagels seen up there, bro. I'll have this bagel. Taylor ham and cheese. Biggle with smear. You got to have the smear. Taylor ham and cheese, pork roll. You know? You got to
Starting point is 00:09:24 work roll. Yeah, but either way. Just feel up that bagel. Fucking burgers. Fucking, I actually didn't have a single hot dog now I'm thinking about it. I wanted a hot dog so bad yesterday. Like, so, so, so, so, so bad. Did you get one?
Starting point is 00:09:38 Did you see it? Literally, like, we went to, we went on a hike yesterday in the mountains and we were driving home and we saw some, like, cookout type smoke coming from like a house and so we smelled it. And I was so close to actually just pulling into their driveway and asking for a hot dog. Oh, yeah, it was because it was Labor Day, right? Yep, you guessed it. It probably would have been like, yeah, come on in, why not.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You guessed. Yep, good eye. Right again, Will. Were you with Camden or no? No, no. You guys didn't go like, yo, we should go review their hot dogs. Dude, we should go review their hot dogs. Yeah, guys, I know last podcast, I think I probably said something about not even wanting
Starting point is 00:10:17 to do anything with content, but now that's completely changed. The next day. The next day. next day. I have a food review channel with my brother, Camden. Yes. The review is now. Yeah, we're brothers.
Starting point is 00:10:37 The Jack and Camden Food Review channel, go subscribe. There's going to be videos being pumped out of there. As long as those schedules permit it. No merch yet. You know, one day we'll sell something. I love to see an episode where like same quality, same everything, but like randomly Tom Holland is with you guys just like trying to get a real super big
Starting point is 00:10:56 celebrity Sephir Ogan is just like pretty good Jack I was talking about this a little bit before the podcast but like rebranding not rebranding but like having a
Starting point is 00:11:14 altered I don't know being called Jack online by my actual name is really different and odd like you know I've already committed to doing it so it's like I gotta kind of go with it now but like seeing yeah seeing all seeing everyone online calling me
Starting point is 00:11:30 Jack now is like whoa this is yeah they're interesting in terms of like like people I call by their like name names there's like I have Tanner Larry yeah and Nick but when it comes to like you I've always called you grunk yeah and like please keep calling me drunk
Starting point is 00:11:46 like it feels more natural honestly but as far as the food review channel goes call me whatever you have any aspirations? Like what's the big goal? End of the year. Let's set a goal right now. What do you want to review?
Starting point is 00:12:00 What's your like? Holy Mary Grenade. Suicide pack. Final. Okay, yeah. So you know, you ever been on Facebook marketplace and you see like just food like? Oh yes, dude. So good. We want to try one of those. You should do what Gabe Portnoy
Starting point is 00:12:20 does where he like does pizza, but You should do it for something super niche. Like pizza, we could also do pizza. Is that the guy who reviews barista? Like, he's a, yeah. He's a one, yeah, he's so funny. Yeah, one by, one by, one by. Yeah, who knows.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Who knows what he has to happen? Dude, there's that one episode. Yeah. There was just shit happening all around. Everything is happening at one. What's going on? Dude, he has a pretty fair amount of videos. He does.
Starting point is 00:12:45 What's going on, Frankie? He has a fair amount of videos where it's just random shit going on. It's like, uh, when I was in New York visiting. a Joe Pixel Bomb a while back yeah yeah you know him Tanner yeah
Starting point is 00:13:01 we watched like a bunch of freaking David Portnoy we sat down for probably like an hour and a half and watched like every pizza review and it was fascinating there's so many and there's one where like a guy comes out and starts like cussing out David Portnoy and it's like what you're doing these businesses
Starting point is 00:13:16 is sick he's like fuck you and it's like it's funny don't go here zero as he walks away You install. You install him after a party. Your business is done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 You're never getting another sale. But yeah, we want to just eat like funny things, but also maybe good things, you know. But I feel like a big selling point for me, at least what I enjoy most about it is finding really random ass spots to try this food. Like literally the last episode was in, we were just in the median of a road, like in the grass. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, there was that guy who said something to you. Dude. Or like, yeah, like, what was that? He was, he was on a rolling wheelchair, like an automated wheelchair, and, um, which is totally
Starting point is 00:14:02 fine. But it was just given the circumstance, it was so funny because we were just sitting there and he was like moving fast, you know, and he was on like the road. It's like a drive-by word. And he was like, yeah. And he was like, I don't get a spot to sit. And you're like, yeah. And it was just so funny because what the hell is going on? but yeah we were talking about doing a Halloween episode and dressing up and I just want to have so much fun with this damn channel
Starting point is 00:14:26 you know so is it is it not possible to review Wegman's pizza is that like I mean it's possible anything's possible and how do you feel about a home cook Is that conflict of interest? Oh that could happen too I don't think it's conflict of interest I mean I'll give I like Wegman's pizza
Starting point is 00:14:41 Sue me you know Just my opinion can't consider yourself sued I've never had the wag But you never answer the question what's that big dish. That's the big food. Dude, I haven't thought about it enough. Right. That's fair. Like, what is a big dish?
Starting point is 00:14:58 I mean, like, we could, we could do. Isaac, I could, I could, I could, I could call up. Like, who's, like, in a cave, like, all right, what kind of gem do you want to find? And they've only seen coal. True. What do you say, Isaac? I love your facial expressions, Larry. You're awesome. Larry, do your marker.
Starting point is 00:15:20 That's fair. That was a loaded question. Too much. Yeah, because I want to eat some funny stuff, some good stuff. Give honest reviews. You always keep it honest. Would you do sweets? Would you do sweets at all?
Starting point is 00:15:38 We already did sweet. Are you fake fan? Well, I just want to collab with you. Because I see you're popping off. I just want to collab with you. You watch this video. Wow. Dude, pop out.
Starting point is 00:15:49 pop out to the I commented I was like damn I have competition and bro it's like holy air ball like you're never gonna be able to collab with them I'm never gonna be able to collab with them but now I miss is we love to help you will we love to that I did that one never not be funny I don't know why. It's so funny when people do that. It's like, holy air.
Starting point is 00:16:25 By that point, I had even already responded to the comment and they still were you using automated responses? I used a few. I used a few
Starting point is 00:16:37 because it's funny because I see them there and it's like, that's kind of funny just to use this fake-ass reply. Thanks. Love you so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I appreciate that. More to come. I was messaging grunk like I was a like you were even grug I was messaging like you were a YouTuber I was like if I flew to Virginia for a vlog would it be funny and you said I think that'd be pretty funny and I said because we could collab and you said yeah on God we could would you want to sleep on our couch yeah you guys you guys should continue that like if we if you actually go to Virginia you should be like yeah hey do I get picked up by you or
Starting point is 00:17:16 Camden be like dumb awkward too on camera Hey, I'm at the airport. What number was it again? Yeah, where are you at? Do I Uber or can you pick me up? That's so funny. Yeah, I have a really awkward food review. Oh, that'd be perfect.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Guys, come here. We can make it happen. Let's do, I'm down for that. Let's sleep on your couch. We can have big enough for me. Yeah, our couch is really comfortable. How many couch is do you have? I didn't fall to sleep on a damn near every night.
Starting point is 00:17:43 One. Fuck. Yeah, good luck you guys. All right. Yeah, you'll figure out something. We can make work. Yeah. I think it'd be funny for,
Starting point is 00:17:50 and go, like, what if I ordered, like, 40 burgers and invited, like, 10 friends. And we all just,
Starting point is 00:17:58 like, sat a circle with a wide-lens camera, like above us. Oh, flyers around town. Yeah. That'd be so funny. Just like a grand banquet.
Starting point is 00:18:07 A grand burger banquet. Yeah, that'd be good, too. Sitting in a glass table. That'd be disgusting. It'd be funny. It'd be a mess.
Starting point is 00:18:16 But yeah, new beginnings for me. I'm pretty excited But I'm already like guys I'm so swamped my schedule I'm just booked You know It's friccant it's rancid
Starting point is 00:18:28 It's rancid but I'll find time For this damn YouTube channel If it's the last thing I do That's a boy That's what I love to hear Right advertising work I love it Is that channel monetized?
Starting point is 00:18:42 Not yet I don't think I have enough hours yet Wow Let's get them there guys Come on, let's get them there. So we can afford to go and... You should be able to afford more burgers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Can you review a canola? Just one of the only. Yeah, we can review a canole, dude. Comment down below. What do you want us to review? We'll do it. I have a growing note that says what we're looking for. Oh, we're going to do Costco samples where we just walk around with a camera and try every single one.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Yes. Fire. Yeah, I think that'd be fun. Fire. You have to go at a right time, though, because a lot of the time, they just run out. Dude, all, hidden, hidden episode we did before the last one, we scrapped it because we tried the new McDonald's shake. What's the shake? It's the Mount McDonald's land milkshake.
Starting point is 00:19:43 It's the Mount McDonald's land milkshake. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. but it was scrapped because Camden smoked before and that was his first time recording a video in general ever and he just was he just felt terrible about it
Starting point is 00:20:00 I feel bad looking back it's like why did I put him in that situation because I was in like recording mode and he was just kind of like what is happening because he'd never like experience that but I don't even really have a recording mode I was just kind of like trying to I was just doing YouTube format of like okay guys this is what we're doing you know but he was just caught off guard by that
Starting point is 00:20:22 and we had to scrap it but it's funny the footage is still there guys pay 500 bucks and you can see it on Patreon yeah put on your memberships this shake looks absolutely abysmal it's like microplastics is what it is it's like
Starting point is 00:20:38 cyan blue with pink whipped cream dude we left it well first of all The taste is like blue raspberry cream sickles. So it's not a horridous taste, but we left it out overnight on the sink in the sink. And when we woke up, there were like four different separations of liquid. Oh, that's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah. But it has like bubbles in it too. It's so nasty. It's so blue and purple. It was so nasty. Not a picture. Huh? You got a picture of it.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Mm-mm. Aw. Just got this is a big thing. This is your thumbnail. This is your thumbnail. Ooh. It looks so bad. I can't see.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm, I can't see either. Okay, so anyways, what's new with you guys? I took care of Nick's pets while he was gone and that was awesome.
Starting point is 00:21:37 They were, so, okay, you got two pets, right? You have Bento the cat and you have Raya the dog. Now, Benz of the Cat is a very chill cat. He doesn't do much.
Starting point is 00:21:47 He kind of just sits around, lounges like an old man. He's kind of like an eagle in a way where he's like always like above me and he always has to be above me and kind of look down and almost like a giant all seeing eye. Now Raya is an interesting character. Raya. What breed is she? She's like a golden retriever and some other. Something else. Yeah, there's something else in her...
Starting point is 00:22:14 Some other animal. Some other spirit, too. She is, dude, every day. So I saw her, I saw them twice at 9 a.m. and at 9 p.m. a day. And every single time I saw her, she was jumping. She was fucking spinning. And she was just like run back and forth. And like, dude, it's like one of those pinball machines was going everywhere.
Starting point is 00:22:38 The whole time I was there, every single hour or like, I was there for like half an hour. So I would have to take her outside, close the door behind her. It was so sad because every time I do it, she turned around to look at me and I just And I feel like a monster. Don't give in. She has to go to the bathroom. She won't go to the bathroom. She won't until I go out with her.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah. I have to go walk out. So I leave her out. And then that's when I prepare like her food, bento's food in the water. And then I let her back in. And then I mess with them for a little bit. And then I go out with her and then she poops and pees and does all the shit. So everything's cool.
Starting point is 00:23:17 But I think yesterday I got there and I found so Ventil has like wet food and there's this fork that you used to like scoop out. And next to Raya on the couch I found the spoon handle with the head bidden off and only two or three prongs. and that's it I was like oh my god and it was like metal it was
Starting point is 00:23:49 no no it was plastic but it was still like I mean you know no dog yeah yeah dude that would
Starting point is 00:23:58 fuck dog they're a really bad duo they're a really bad duo because bento will be on the counter yeah dude bento will knock something off the counter
Starting point is 00:24:06 and then she goes and eats it that's crazy that's exactly what happened I left it I left the spoon after I, you know, took out the wet food and then I'm pretty sure. Because I sent a photo to Nick and I literally said Nick. I'm so sorry. Like here and it looked like, you ever seen that picture of a fly that got like pulled apart like the wings are off?
Starting point is 00:24:24 The head is off. The arms are off. The body's off. So it kind of, it kind of looked like that where the prongs were all off. And it was just like, yeah, it was like Fort Gore. And so when I took the photo, I'm like, I took, yeah, there it is. There it is. I took the photo.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And I was like messaging Nick. So while I was messaging Nick, Bento comes up to the counter and scoos, like he scoches the shit off and it falls off. And I'm like, okay, yeah, he definitely fucking did that shit. So then I threw the thing away and, well, lesson learned. But no, they were great. I loved it very much. It was like a good like wake up in the morning, go see them, come back.
Starting point is 00:25:05 And then before bed, go see them. And then come back and go to bed. Yeah. Larry's the goat for that dude like going on trips like that it's not easy bro it's like either I find a stranger online that can go and watch or I can have like a friend be able to and obviously I prefer a friend you know like someone that they already know so like you came in total fucking clutch for that and I was gonna say you remember when you left and what does Raya do when you close the door if the front door and you're leaving oh she's crying she still crying immediately I closed the door she go
Starting point is 00:25:37 Dude, I felt bad. This is so embarrassing. One time I left and I was like, I was like in my car and everything. She's crying and I'm in the car. I'm about to leave. And then I'm like, oh, fuck, did I lock the back door?
Starting point is 00:25:52 So then I had to like awkwardly go back and be like, hi, right, sorry. I'm just like, shake. I'm like, and I'm like, yeah, no, she's like, she's like, following me. She's like running spinning. And I'm like, okay, no, it's locked. It's locked.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And I'm like, okay, guys, I got to go. and I'm so sorry and then I walk I close the door so dramatic these animals I tell you I'll be I'll be honest
Starting point is 00:26:18 I think Nick this was like your first time being away especially from a dog for oh that was I've never been I've never been away with her
Starting point is 00:26:27 like now how did she how did she react when you came back in the door because that's usually like the crazy shit she reacted the same way as if I went to the gym and came back home. Like, that's why I'm like, I don't think,
Starting point is 00:26:41 I don't think she cares so much about me as much she cares about just someone being there. Like a presence of a human. Yeah, like a presence. I was like, dude, you're not like peeing. You're not like, actually when I walked in the door, she was barking at me. She was looking over the, because like my couch is like right where the wall is.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Oh, yeah, yeah. And she's like barking at me. And I'm like, hey, dude, and she just barked to me the entire time. Wait, what time did you come into the house? I think I got home at like 11 in the morning. 1112. That makes sense. She was probably,
Starting point is 00:27:08 her whole schedule was like 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 for a week. Yeah, and dude, dude, that's true. Dog years. Yeah, that's probably like a half a month for her.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh, a month. I know. That's why I was like, yeah, when Larry went to his car and came back, that was like one week.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't seen you in a minute. And then like I leave and when I, as soon as I close the door, it's been like a month. She's like growing older.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah. Yeah. But no, That was sweet. She's a really good dog, though, overall. I mean, like... She's super sweet, man. She's just, um...
Starting point is 00:27:43 So, when I was trying to crate train her when she was a puppy, that was like, fucking task impossible, bro. Like, you put her into... So the people that I got her from, they, it was like a... They had all the puppies and stuff like that, right? And so they didn't crate train her at all. They just let them all run free. And they had kids, actually, too.
Starting point is 00:28:02 And so the kids all, like, the little girls all loved Raya and, and Raya only because she was like the runt of the entire I guess pile of dogs what do you call that what's the word? Litter. Litter. Homies. Homies. Homies. She was the run of all the homies.
Starting point is 00:28:18 And yeah. So like when I tried training her bro, it was like Larry, what you had heard her crying. It was like, oh, howoo, oh, oh, oh. Every fucking night for like three hours at a time. I'm like, bro, come on. And so I just gave up. And then she would like get into bed and sleep on my head. Dogs win.
Starting point is 00:28:38 They do, bro. Dogs win by whining. I mean, that's how you do it. I was about to say chat, dude. Wow. Wow. Wow. If you want anything in life, whine about it.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Wine about it. Yeah. It's so annoying. Hey, why not? There you go. They say like just, you know, you just got to push past. And it's like, dude, that's impossible to do. That's impossible.
Starting point is 00:29:04 possible to push past. It's a constant annoyance. It depends on like the breed of dog too. Golden retrievers, dude. Wrap it up. Just wrap it up. They're like the most social creatures on earth. Dude, huskies, wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Wrap it up. We've been trying to get my cats onto a pine litter, like just pine litter pellets. Yeah, they have a special sifting litter box, but basically like they pee and then it just turns into sand. and falls through the holes of the litter box but the poop doesn't clump or anything so you can just scoop it out and flush it like really simple
Starting point is 00:29:39 this is like the classic pine litter that's like the stuff interesting yeah our cats are like autistic as hell I think because they will not touch it and we we've it's been an ongoing process for three weeks now of trying to acclimate them to this and we've given up because it's like
Starting point is 00:29:57 they just won't we tried we tried so first we just pulled out both of their litter boxes and just pine litter and just put pine litter and they didn't do it. And I was getting nervous like, holy cow, they're holding all of their fluids. Yeah, like they really, I bet they really need to go. So then what we did was I put half and half. Or no, I had one litter box with normal litter, one with pine.
Starting point is 00:30:23 They used a normal litter, did not touch the pine letter. Okay. So then it's like, all right. So then I did normal litter and then a layer of pine litter. on top and they didn't touch it. Wow. Maybe they don't like the scent? Does it smell like something?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Yeah. It smells like wood, like just pine. But then we did, we tried tricking them by doing a pine litter on the bottom and then a small layer of regular litter on top. And they went in there and peed and pooped. But then as soon as the pine litter started coming up,
Starting point is 00:31:00 they never touched it again. As soon as it came out, the pee went back to their bodies. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, you guys are right back in. Right back in. Biches, dude. Because like, come on. Just because it, the reason why we want to switch is because the other litter just gets everywhere.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Like, we, we don't have like a mud room or like a laundry room or anything to put the litter in. So it just goes in our bathroom. And it's like, oh my gosh. Are they messy as hell? Yes, bro. Harvey will just put, he'll stick half of his body in and then just scoop it out. Like, what are you doing? It's so, it's the most redundant thing ever. You ever seen when cats are eating and like, they're so fucking, oh, they're so like, yes, they grab both hands to me.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I've never seen real cats do that. I feel like they have to be trained. No, but there's a video where cats were like, there was a video of a cat where he was looking back and like the owner was hiding. So he was like, he was like eating normally, you know, no hands involved. He looks back, the owner's hiding. And then he looks back at the food and he goes, that's insane. Like, bro-character I hate Godness cats
Starting point is 00:32:07 That's the only thing I just like Dude, the thing I love I love when cats go to the bathroom And they're squatting on the edge Because they don't want to touch the So they're squatting out They're so particular, dude It's so strange
Starting point is 00:32:18 And then the whole entire The box falls up Oh yeah And they still shit Yeah they don't even move They just like stay still And they're sitting on the edge It's like if you're
Starting point is 00:32:33 sitting at the edge of your toilet, your toilet falls on you and you still take a crap. They're so dumb. Like litter is all over their back. It's so stupid. Tallulah, we have like this, my mom bought this high-tech water thing where the, it's like motorized and the water like falls out and then, you know, it's like a fountain. That's the word for it. But she has that, but then we'll have like a cup of water on the counter and she prefers to
Starting point is 00:33:02 stick her an entire head. and drink out of that. Oh my God. What is your problem? And she just loves being high up, bro. She'll find the highest point in the room to just sit at it. And her brother would never. Like, Harvey is too stupid to even begin to try to get up high like that.
Starting point is 00:33:20 It's, and there's dynamics so funny. If he's stupid, then what's stupid about him? Well, if he tries to get high up, he'll just end up falling or knocking shit over. And, like, he also just, like, he can't catch things like his sister can at all like whenever I play with him he just struggles to even grab it like he can maybe touch it a few times but he can't grab it and hold on to it
Starting point is 00:33:43 he just like doesn't know how to use anything and I feel like guys comment down below veterinarian knowledgeable folk is it because I cut off his balls that he's so dumb whoa vetri what like vetriotic I think about it and I'm like I'm wondering if if like without because the balls are gone he doesn't have that like instinct he's lost some instinct so he so yeah that's my veterinarian something folk what did you say what i don't even remember i'maniacs i was like oh shit something in the world something in the world
Starting point is 00:34:23 i don't i don't think cutting the balls i don't remember it's vegetarian something folk Let me comment down below. Yeah, please. I don't know. I don't think cutting the balls off of like any animal is going to make it dumb, just like less horny, maybe. Boy cats, though, are just stupid. It calms them down, though, for sure.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Bentow had his balls on, had to cut up, had to cut him off. Wow. Monster. Well, Brandon's scissors. He was his cross-eyed and then you cut his balls off. Yeah. Oh. Care cutting scissors.
Starting point is 00:34:56 He's like double down now. He's crossed. I just cut off his eyes, man. Dude, just cut his eyes out, too. Boy cats with their little. little balls look so dumb. They're just like walking around. There's like little two acorns just like right behind them.
Starting point is 00:35:09 What? It's so funny. Are you talking about the cat nuts, bro? Ever seen cats nuts? They're really funny. No, hamster balls are pretty funny. Oh my God, hamster balls are so good.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Sorry, I'm thinking about the fact that there was a story I read on the, on the email that we have of somebody who said that they were watching the podcast, they listened to with their headphones and they fell asleep and their mom was like, I wonder what he's listening to? And she put on the headphones. And we were talking about like different types of poop or something.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I don't know. I'm just thinking about that right now. It's like we deserve like hamster balls or little like cat balls. Cat balls are hamster balls. Yeah, cat balls or hampsum. Email us and let us know. Sorry, my scream went black for a second. That was scary.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Thank God you're okay. We're not meant for new listeners. And if so, you have to start about that. You have to start from episode one to really get the lower. You really get it. To really get it, you have to start for it. That's how some people watch the podcast. They're like, oh, do you, I haven't met it in season two, man?
Starting point is 00:36:07 I'm still on episode seven. What? Or, like, yeah, they're watching, like, episodically. Do we have any chronology going on? Like, chronological? I thought we were starting over at season three, episode three or something, but we're on 122. Oh, no, I mean, like, is there any overarching plot to our lives, you guys?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Like, comment down below. Dude, yeah. You can kind of tell by our backgrounds, maybe. Well, yeah. That was always my intrigue with YouTubers. We literally watched you grow up, bro. We went from talking about playing outside to like chemistry homework. I guess you're right.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Yeah. And then you got cats. And now we're like talking about cats. Like we've been known you have cats. I hope this podcast gets archived for an example of a journey that young adults have in their lives when they're in this position. Sorry, you misspelled that. would you read that out loud
Starting point is 00:37:01 is that chat wow chat the whole podcast is like written down every conversation we spend the entire week okay
Starting point is 00:37:14 you guys thank you for coming to episode one dude that's line 120 we're only yeah we're not through
Starting point is 00:37:24 oh I'm sorry I skipped ahead in the script 10 are you Tanner. What's going on with you, Tanner? What's going on with me? You just woke up, my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I just woke up. I have diarrhea. Your belly hurts? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Did you eat a Labor Day dog yesterday? No, I had no Labor Day dog yesterday.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I had three waffles. I found waffles in the freezer. I was like, hey, I could eat these. And then I found like I found like a mysterious Hey I can eat these Hey I could eat these
Starting point is 00:38:02 Then I found like a red syrup I found a red syrup in the pantry And I was like maybe I could use this In the pantry It was like Chuck berry syrup Like whatever Oh my god that's the Washington syrup That's Washington syrup
Starting point is 00:38:15 Yes dude Oh my God was it good We got it from um Do you remember that one On the jail I remember that Okay it was a gas station You gravitated Washington syrup
Starting point is 00:38:25 Like you instinctively knew I think I did. I was like, this looks different. And then I do it was like, it was, it was, um,
Starting point is 00:38:31 do you guys remember that one gas station that had like the suit of armor for sale on it? Yes, that's real guys. Wait. I do.
Starting point is 00:38:38 I mean, the truck was the one. Yes. Wasn't it the one where the car was on fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:38:45 yeah, we did a turn. There was a car. It was the one where the truck was on fire. And also the bathroom felt like weed. Dude, that shit was crazy. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:38:49 that was stanky. There were showers in the bathroom. Suit of armor for sale. I'm not kidding, guys. That's real. I don't know if we have any footage of it, but we do pictures. I have a photo. I have a photo.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Well, it has her face on it, so I can reveal it right now if you want. Let's go ahead. Yeah, let's just get that done. For sure. But yeah, that is the, that's the Washington syrup. And was it good, though? That's my question. Did it tell you this much?
Starting point is 00:39:14 No, it's not good. No. Okay. What is the Chuck Berry? That's another good question. It's also, it has the same consistency as like water. Oh. And it solves your entire waffle immediately, so it's not good.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Did it suck? Yeah, it sucked. Wait. Oh, that, yeah, that's... All you can really see was his face. Mildly concerned I was about those, yeah, two shields. Dude, we went all that. It's really hard to see, sorry, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Is that Isaac's face right there? No, that's my friend. Yeah, we're going to keep it unblurred. It's going to be unblurred. Secret face review. So what else did you read Tanner yesterday? after the waffles. Oh, what else did I eat?
Starting point is 00:39:57 Let me speak to my stomach. Your face goes in your mouth. Sorry. Did I actually have hot dogs? I think Isaac was right. I think I had hot dogs and waffles. I remember, yeah, I remember coming in,
Starting point is 00:40:10 I was just like getting drink and wrapping up in here. But I came outside and I saw two hound dogs fucking howling at that. Yeah, I did have hot dogs last night. Yeah, I mean, it was Labor Day. had to. Yeah, there were butter dogs, too. Maybe that's, you guys grill? No,
Starting point is 00:40:26 that's our next thing. Our next chapter for the home, the home owning life that we have been doing for the past few years is getting a grill. Something, or like a black, blackstone top. Something. Oh, you know. We can make a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:40:43 What's A6? Bro. That's incredible. That's like the best beef in the fucking world. Is that a thing? No. You just invented a new tier of beef. Like, First we made a veterinarian word and now we're making A6 Wagyu. This podcast... Tap in, y'all.
Starting point is 00:40:57 What are y'all doing, bro? But anyways, yeah, I'm sorry to hear that the syrup was like, but... Yeah, man, what? Washington does not represent. Like, what is it was going on with that? Well, to be fair, it wasn't syrup. It was like, uh, berry syrup. Yes, yeah, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Can we make, can we make an official statement or not, or maybe come back to it next week about Twitchcon and what we're doing? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I'm actually, I don't even know what we're doing. I'll be, I mean, truth be told. I think, when is it? When is that?
Starting point is 00:41:30 October 19th. 17th to the 19th. It's in San Diego. That's a good place. It is a good place. I think they renewed a contract for the next few years. Yeah. No more Vegas.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Which sucks because like I'm so sad that Vegas was when me and Grunt couldn't even go to the fucking. Yeah. Just got kicked out of everything. And then we went to like a VR chat party. Like, what? By then. By the 17th. Actually, what was that?
Starting point is 00:41:55 That was crazy. Y'all both 21 now. That sucks. Dang, did we ever talk about that VR chat party? I think we did. Yeah, we mentioned it. I'm pretty sure I remember you talking about how you walked in and it kind of like smell or something like that.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I don't remember. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Did you? It was like cute. I remember talking about it with you.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I don't think you did it on the podcast, though, because. Yeah, because that's the gap, wasn't it? I'm pretty sure. because there's October I'm pretty sure you get yeah I appreciate you guys talked about it yeah because we were talking about how you guys because I don't appreciate
Starting point is 00:42:28 Vegas was when we went sorry to interrupt you I'd Oh Vegas was a while ago Yeah I'm Vegas was when we dropped lean Oh yeah The lean music video that was that was 23 Dang son
Starting point is 00:42:39 Dude time is flying Wait was 23 when we went to Japan as well Yes 23 is when we went to Japan So this is how it worked It was uh It was Tampa No. And then we got back home.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Remember? Oh my God, I can still hear you. No. It was Tampa. We got back home and then we went to... And then we went to Japan. Japan almost. And then we had the opportunity to go to Australia.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Halfway through that trip, which we were like, good Lord, please. Yeah, we were like, good Lord. I was like, let's go. Dude, it's too much traveling, bro. I need to like settle and be... Do you know how sick I was, Larry? The night before flying to Japan. you died from that sickness and imagine if you died in Australia instead of the US.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Imagine. Okay, wait, to be fair, no, you got sick on that plane. You weren't sick before. No, no, I was sick before. He was really sick. I remember he was like, I don't think I can go to Japan. And we were like, fuck, you have to. Did that sing this kid?
Starting point is 00:43:38 Remember, we made a cure. We did make a cure. Would you really stay home if you were sick, dude? No, I don't think you would. Dude, do you remember how, like, I was like basically almost borderline crying because the pressure in my head was sick. so bad flying that like it was like knives stabbing my ears.
Starting point is 00:43:53 I felt like my ear was going to rupture. Guys, I want to be honest with the audience. The reason why he was crying is he scared of flying and he wanted his dada. His dada? He wanted his daughter. He told me about that. I'm going to get you for that one there.
Starting point is 00:44:06 I need to pee. I'm going now. All right, urine boy. You're in boy. Dude, when I went to the bathroom for like 10 minutes ago, I shot gun that toilet. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I really did. I had a shame. I'm gonna shake to your camera. Yeah, do it. Like, as soon as I go into the bathroom, just shake it because that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I was like, someone's mom's going to join in right at this time as we're talking about Tanner Shocking. It's always a worst time. It's always the worst times. It's always the worst times. There was a long time ago,
Starting point is 00:44:33 this isn't a reason, but long time ago there was a comment that a lot of moms had watched this. Not the podcast, I don't think, but I think the group mean stuff. And that always scared to me, man. Like,
Starting point is 00:44:43 I was going to say adults, but we're adults. Like parents watching us. is terrifying of me because hmm do we hold a responsibility
Starting point is 00:44:54 to how people how people we send a good message I don't know man we talk about a lot talk about a lot of weird crazy
Starting point is 00:45:06 you're saying are we responsible for like swaying some people's humors I guess I don't know like absolutely 100%
Starting point is 00:45:15 I'd say responsible for that I take responsible for that I take responsibility as well. I think we have to. We have to own it. We raised a generation. I want to... It's not bad. When I'm older, I want to be like, um, what's his face who puts on the, the cardigan and then the loafers and then the, there's a train and then there he's like, oh, Mr. Rogers. Monopoly? No, no, no, no, no, no. He's like a PBS, um, entertainment guy. Oh, you're talking about, you're talking about the old dude. That was like a show from years and years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like Mr. Rogers is it not Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers. I want to be Mr. Rogers' neighborhood in the future. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:45:52 You remember that show, Larry. I used to watch it at night. In the morning, when I would go elementary school, I used to watch Mr. Rogers, and then I'll watch the telitubbies, and then I'll watch... Wait, you were born what year? I was born in 2003. He died that same year.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And then I got me in carnated. Wait, Mr. Rogers? No, he did. He died that year? No, he did not. It just clicked. He died in 2003. No, uh, February 27, 2003 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:46:22 That's where I was born. You're born in the paw? Oh my God, you're right. What was I? I was just making that up. Oh, you dick. No, I'm being for real. No, Fred Rogers, yeah, Mr. Rogers died.
Starting point is 00:46:35 You can't say I'm making it up and then I'm being for real. That doesn't feel right. That feels wrong. No, it's because Isaac looked up and he said that I was right. So I was saying I was picking it up. Am I tripping? No, yeah, tripping. What?
Starting point is 00:46:48 You're looking at the facts. Yeah, he died in Pittsburgh or some shit. I don't know. I like that show a lot. Yeah, me too. It was calming. The big comfy couch or something, big red couch, big comfy couch.
Starting point is 00:46:59 That's what I wanted. The Lose is my fucking shit. Every intro, a miniature set of a train. And then in the group chat. Oh, my guys. Hey guys, welcome back. And we all have cardigans and we all have like, and we all have like khakis.
Starting point is 00:47:13 It's like Jake Lapp. The mugs with the steam. And you can see like the marshmallows. on top for Christmas, but normally it's just coffee. Oh, goodness me. Let's know if you guys want that. That'd be cool. I had smores last night.
Starting point is 00:47:26 We have the budget for that. I had smores last night. What for five card games? What? No. For the whole dame toy train set, hello. I'm really right. Sorry, what did you say, Will?
Starting point is 00:47:38 I had four smores last night. That's good. You said that three times. I said I had s'mores twice when I just got specific. You know what I had. Yesterday, in opposition to that, I started a schedule I've been, I've been working on for a hot minute. And so yesterday was the first day, I'm doing like the, I did the whole food. And then today was the first day I'm back at the gym.
Starting point is 00:48:02 First day, gym back, baby. Like meal prep? Meal prep. No way you meal prep. Did you actually? He did. What you cook? Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:10 So, fill me up. What did you get? In the morning, I just have a protein shake banana, the PB powder. Um, a almond milk unsweetened and, um, two way isolate scoops. Okay. Okay. Now, uh, that's after Jim. And then later in the day, I have lunch and lunch is a chicken that I season.
Starting point is 00:48:33 And I season the hell out of that damn chicken. Um, uh, broccoli and I season the hell out of that broccoli too. And rice that I, you already know. And then, um, and then after that, um, I have like a snack and that's a Greek yogurt with another way. Because I'm, so sorry, I don't know why I did that. With wave. With wave powder.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Greek yogurt, way powered and blueberry, blueberries and almonds. And then, and by the way, everything is, yeah, almonds. Amines are good. That's a healthy fat. Raw. Raw. Raw. Raw.
Starting point is 00:49:12 In the. Raw. You eat ramen. In raw. Ramos. I have to, I literally have to go outside and be like. in the in the in the in the no no no in this is like a bowl of yogurt and uh is it Greek yogurt is a Greek yogurt it's Greek yogurt yeah it's unflavored or flavored unflavored oh no I unflavored I think because it tastes
Starting point is 00:49:33 kind of eh but then I add the way yeah pretty okay it tastes pretty much yeah dude so these are all gaped and be like three hours in between sorry Greg wrote and then right after that is uh Salman Salmon, salman, salmon. Salmon. Salmon. With, uh, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, salmong, salons. Salon.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Halla seasoning. Wow. And sweet potatoes that I make. Pause. What did you season with? Salmon. Oh, good question. Let me check my notes.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Garlic powder. I better be lemon. Lemon-e. I do add a lemon. I do add a lemon to the chicken shit and I add a lemon to that. That's all I need to know. We're continuing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Um, and then it's, uh, uh, sweet. potato and, um, oh, green beans and asparagus. Bank. Put them both together. Your fart smell. And then I know. No, watch this. And then the final thing, smell this.
Starting point is 00:50:28 The final thing, two hard, bold eggs and two rice patties or rice cakes. Oh my God, you're rancid. You're farting a storm up. You ran through. And the, and the egg yolk outside, it's like a little bit blueish, like a little purple, because I kind of overcooked them. So you already know it's hella extra farty. Are you farting a lot, be honest. No, I only farted once to this.
Starting point is 00:50:47 out of boy can you get one of those things to track if you fart in your sleep those apps talking with the voice thing where it's like what is what is the caloric intake and protein
Starting point is 00:51:01 like protein is like around 200 grams which is a lot and the caloric intake is around like 2,200 around 2,200
Starting point is 00:51:13 2200 for 200 20300 Yeah. Wow. That's a lot of food for you. I'm not going to lie. It is a lot of food. But one of the problems that I had and the reason why I kind of actually started this was because when I was editing a peak and kind of just thinking about the motions of like, okay, if I'm editing this and I'm editing then, I'm handling two projects. And let's say I'm doing more things. Like there's a lot of workload, right? And I'm making it manageable for myself. So I'm organizing a lot of things. But I was like, okay, I need to stop for a second because if I want to continue down this path of like, a lot of work and things like that. I first had to take care of myself because before I was doing anything like when I was editing stick fight and a little bit of peak
Starting point is 00:51:56 like towards the start I was really just only eating Chipoli every single day and I was getting tired and I was getting sleepy a lot and I was taking, I was like an old man where I was taking snaps in the day
Starting point is 00:52:07 and I felt like my body wasn't being taken care of the way it should have been patient zero bro. I would have been patient zero because you know any added workload on top of a bad body is like, enough.
Starting point is 00:52:18 They were going to see what the long-term effects of Chipotle every day does as someone. Yeah, it would have been pretty nasty. I mean, that wasn't that bad.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Chipoli every day, not too bad. I remember asking, I was like, bro, how are you still eating that? He's like, man,
Starting point is 00:52:31 it's fuel, man, it's fuel. And he put on Futurama and you're just watching future drama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:52:36 that shit was a vibe. Um, but, you know, I was just like, I also wanted to build a lifelong habit of making food
Starting point is 00:52:45 and learning the process of that because you know soon enough I mean he's got to do it you got to learn it just in case yep and so you know what it's a life's go and then today I started I brought back to gym shit we have
Starting point is 00:53:00 kind of like a gym here but the dumb bills that we got or that I got were not discontinued they were they were recalled for safety issues everyone I just want to air this out there was a an email that Larry got and I got too
Starting point is 00:53:16 because I bought my brother them for Christmas. And basically, if you own a pair of Bowflex, or if your parents own a pair of Bowflex, like adjustable weights, and they were bought from like a period, I think of from February. Yeah, like February. Like 23 to April 24. The manufacturer overseas, they're like safety checks were far below what is like safe
Starting point is 00:53:42 because it was like another country's safety. They were just checking all the green box. is for them, but not us and selling it to us. They've been recalled. So you're entitled to like a new pair. That's safe and new. So what was the reason for the recall? Tell you, ma, tell your pa, tell your brother.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Tell everybody. Tell everybody. What was the reason for the recall? What was the reason for the recall? It was just like fucked up. So basically if you had, if you were doing like, let's say a bench press with the dumbbells, one of the weights could fall on you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Did it happen? It didn't happen to me. I don't know, man. But it happened to my buddy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:18 He died. No. Yeah, a five-pounder on it, ran his forehead. That's all it took. Yeah, a five-pounder. Five pounds. If you're at home,
Starting point is 00:54:26 we're fucking joking. Dude. Oh, yeah, true. Watch the tone with that. We were talking. Yesterday, sorry, topic switch, but yesterday I went, uh,
Starting point is 00:54:39 hiking and, um, I think that was, of that was. Yesterday I went hiking and we got to the summit of the mountain and but then the, what do you call? The park ranger told us there was another summit, like the real summit. You thought that was impressive all your gas? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Try that one. Yeah, literally because she was like once you get to the top like continue past some rocks and you'll see it goes higher and you have to climb these rocks to get up there. and you'll see a little marker that says like US Geological Survey this is the summit of the mountain and bro we did that and I've never been more scared in my life like I don't know how people freaking do that bouldering crap It was like pink and like the free climate No yeah because like you had to find grips in the rock
Starting point is 00:55:36 And like climb up it and like the other side If you like over did it you just fall off and fall down the mountain It's like oh my god I was so scared But we did it and then I sat at the top full 360 view and it was freaking awesome Did you take a fire flick? Let's see Or is it more of a memory? Or did you live in the moment?
Starting point is 00:55:56 Yeah, more in the moment really, but I do have here. I'll try and show this Here's a home we're looking at the view Wow Rainbow, where is the rainbow? The edge of the world dude That's beautiful rainbow That's five minutes away from your house
Starting point is 00:56:13 Yeah, Rainbow. Yeah, that's my backyard. Rainbow, let me know. Rainbow, find this. But it was just crazy because it really put into perspective. It's like, damn, your body just like stops you from doing things that scare you, you know? Because, like, my friend that I was with, he, like, was just able to, he had experience in, like, climbing and bouldering and whatnot. So he was just, like, fine.
Starting point is 00:56:34 But, like, I was, like, overthinking every little step. And it's like, dude, it's just crazy. Dude, calm down. Hiking is magical. You find the right mouth. Yeah, like it was a long hike up, but once you got to the top, I was like, oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Oh, wow. Take a trillion panoramics. I want to do. I need to bitch. I need to bitch. I could bring you. There's a place up in New York I used to hike all the, all the time. I know the mountain open down.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Let's go hiking. Let's go hiking. Um, and it was, yeah. Let's go camping. Let's go camping. Again. Let's go camping again. We went camping again.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Yeah, so we don't post on the channel for a year and we come back. Camping part two right after Surviving another 24 hours We can pretend that we were like lost Like this entire time, that's where we were I still can't believe I was able to door dash all the way out there That boggles my stupid dumb little mind The fact that you even did that was just like an insultive
Starting point is 00:57:31 It was insulting, how dare you It was pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie It was funny until you ate all the pizza There was a whole segment where There was a whole segment where I was a whole segment where like I was talking to the door dasher and it was just like left out of the footage. What were you saying to him? I was like,
Starting point is 00:57:50 because like Grant was sitting in the car and I was sitting on a bench waiting the entire time. I was talking to myself in the lav and then the door dasher comes up and I'm like talking to door dasher and there was like almost a car accident if that happened and they were in like a giant RRFie. It was like a really weird situation but none of that made it into the footage. Oh. Oh. So can I bitch about something?
Starting point is 00:58:10 Yeah. What? Okay. This is, this is my official stance on Pokemon. This is the only thing I'll say. I hope to God, PSA, I hope that you crash and burn. Oh my God. I genuinely hope.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Are you? I hate Ethereum. I hate Ethereum. You're so mad. You're so mad. And I hate PSA. You're so mad. Okay, look, I sent this card in for grading, right?
Starting point is 00:58:31 And I was like, okay, this is what I did. I decided, hey, I'm going to send this in. I would like to get a 10. If it's not a 10, send it back to me. That's what I requested. And it wasn't a 10, okay, because they, for some reason that white schmeck at the very bottom right there got larger it's right there yeah it's right there well that wasn't there when i fucking sent it in oh wow fine that's fine
Starting point is 00:58:54 that's fine i saw that it was kind of like with these vintage cards they kind of like peel i guess over time but you know what wasn't fucking there that white fucking spot right up there oh it's just Pokemon uh wait it does say Pokemon you see that yeah i see the big ball you see that Shut up to fuck. There's a lot of white actually, Will. Yeah, what you're just... Dude, that'd be like a seven. Tan, do you see that top corner?
Starting point is 00:59:21 I'm just gonna talk to ten at this point. Yeah, I see that. That would be like terrible. Dude, and... I think they pulled it out and just dropped it. They returned the card not even in a sleeve. It's just in this. It's just in this.
Starting point is 00:59:33 It's not even like... You should save them. If you actually try and grade that, I think they give you a five now. Dude. Oh, my Lord. So I had to... open up a fucking report because they damaged
Starting point is 00:59:44 my card. Go ahead. Tell me about that. Show me the card again. Let me see. Show me the cardigan. Cardigan, yeah. Oh, man. It's pretty pretty. And it's a hollow two. Yeah, you got boned. How much is PSA 10? Seven grand. Oh, man. How much is like an eight?
Starting point is 01:00:02 Like 900, 700, 700. Okay. Oh, no, you said a Wait, you said an eight or a nine. Huh? You said an eight or a nine. I mean, eight or nine, seven, same thing. It's just not PSA 10. Nine is like nine or eight hundred and then it just falls. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Ten is like seven thousand and eight grand. Oh. Fuck you mean. Fuck you mean. Hey. Hey, shout out. Shout out. That's from the Krispie video.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Fuck you mean. Fuck you mean. How do you fucking, you destroy my card? I said it was four times. I don't, I don't know, man. This is what the second podcast you've been mad at PSA. bro, I actually hope that they crash and burn I genuinely do not give a fuck
Starting point is 01:00:42 you PSA if you're listening to what you're gonna anger anger anger anger anger anger danger danger danger danger because like okay no man you get a card you get a card that you're statistically not supposed to really like like the odds are always going to be against you and then the odds of the card being worthy of being a grade
Starting point is 01:00:58 is like an even worse odds and then you send it in for grading all for some fucking loser chud to be like seven and then just fucking figures his ass and sends back home to you. It's like the dumbest shit. Why do you do it? Why do you do it? Because I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:16 He's a gambler at heart. I think because I think because I got this in a 10, like this beautiful one, and I was like, okay, well that's a 10. And I'm going to try with everything else I get. I don't know. Fucking I don't care. Anyway, I'm done bitching. It sounds like gambling to me. It's gambling all the way through.
Starting point is 01:01:36 You gamble? It really is. Now I'm thinking about it. really is. Yeah, you're gambling for the good car and you're gambling on a good grade. Can't stop. Yeah. Can't stop. Can't stop. Can't stop.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Won't stop. Can't stop. Hey. So T. Do you have anything you wanted to talk about? I'm thinking of one thing, but I don't know if you were going to talk about it. What was I going to talk about? It was like a revelation that you found about yourself.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Revelation? Ooh. You're at a testicle? Revelations. Testicle? You discovered something about your. yourself. Remember? Like recently where it's like you don't have to take something. Think about it. Look within yourself.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Dude, I'm watching this video. This is what my head looks like. Think about just a, it was like the medicines. Oh, Adderall? Do we talk about Adderall? Oh, I don't know. I just thought like maybe like you were like really hyped about it. I thought you want to talk about it. Dude, you know what happened? I had one Adderall. took it for the first time ever. And I was like, this is the happiest day of my life.
Starting point is 01:02:42 I would never want this feeling to go away. And then as soon as I didn't have an Adderall, it went away. And I lost all the joy in my world. That's kind of scary. It was like me walking the stair to heaven. And then the stairs like start turning to escalators and it goes down to hell. You know those Roblox hobbies where you're walking on the stairs and they disappear? This time it was going faster than you were.
Starting point is 01:03:04 And it kept on speeding up. This video is insane. I actually... Yeah, I'm sorry. Views at home. That's what it was like on Adderall for me. I was like, skip this one.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Holy shit. Yeah, my bad, guys. I'm just the shit. Oh my God. Yeah. What the fuck? Okay. Is it the heat of rules?
Starting point is 01:03:22 No. No. Hold on. I'm sorry, guys. What's that? Why is that in there? I don't even know, man. That was my bad.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, damn. So you got a whiff of Adderal. Adderal's one hell of a drug. Yeah, because. because I got to call the doctor today because my ADHD is a hindrance right now
Starting point is 01:03:42 and it's... You got the bad kind of ADHD. I have the worst kind you could possibly think of. You got the ad head? I have like, I spiral. I have like ADHD burnout right now so I just sleep all day and then I just don't want to do anything.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Damn it, dude. But when I took Adderall dude? What happens to your brain? Like what? Um, pretty much like every time I think of something to do, it's like, no, don't do that. You're shitty at whatever you do.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Damn it's like And then it's like Oh never mind you can do it And it's like nope sorry Go to your bed and sleep And then it's like wait you can go to the gym I was like no you have to drive there first And I'm like oh yeah
Starting point is 01:04:16 Oh my man it's like It's just nonstop like movement in the brain bro Like for me for example it was like I would want to do something But then something else appeared Like to just be way better for my Just for me to do And so I do that even though I knew I had to do something else
Starting point is 01:04:31 That's exactly Internally I'm screaming at myself Like you have to do something And it was like a very avoidant. It was just like, it was like something more awesome seems so fun that I don't even have to be doing right now. Not even the awesome stuff. Like I remember, um, because I've been prescribed, uh, Adderall XR for a minute and I have taken it when I need to like clutch up and work. Um, when I was off the medication, I was, oh my God, I found myself like on autopilot just editing, just cutting. Like I wasn't even paying attention to what I was doing. And then something random would pop into my mind. And then something random would pop into my mind. Like I'd look over to my left and I'd see maybe like some laundry and I'd go over there and I'd start folding this laundry and I'm sitting there like what the fuck am I doing? Like I'm supposed to be sitting in my chair. I'm supposed to be doing one thing.
Starting point is 01:05:19 But there's everything else that I want to do that doesn't require what I need to do. And there is also just a plethora of voices in my head. Oh my God. Interesting. Is what Tanner was saying, yeah, right then like don't do that. You're shitty. I did that's real too. Does one of them sound like me?
Starting point is 01:05:34 Does one of those voices sound like me in your head? I have voices in my head and they sound like grunk and they sound like Larry. Really? Those are the two voices. Mine sounds like Rich people. You don't have any gas, remember? No, dude, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 01:05:52 So the day before I didn't take an Adderall, you know what I did? I slept all day and I didn't do anything. The day I took an Adderall, I got up, I went to put gas in my car, I worked out, I went to the store, I came back. I wrote 30 stream ideas I could do in a whole month.
Starting point is 01:06:07 And then I like, I freaking cleaned the entire kitchen. I cleaned the entire living room. I took garbage out. That's it. Streams in my head. And I said, good stuff.
Starting point is 01:06:15 I imagined every stream. Yeah. That was on Adderall. Thanks, that was on one day of Adderall. And you know what? Music sounded even like a lot better too on Adderall. That's the real thing.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I was like, I was like almost trying at that point. Instead of like, wouldn't it be nice. You were hearing like, Tanner, you're so great. And one. That was my theme song.
Starting point is 01:06:35 I was like driving like this. Tanner sent me a song. He was like, Oh yeah. This is what my brain. What is it what my brain feels like on on Adderall? And he sent me, let me find it real quick.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Oh yeah. Somewhere only we know. If you know you know, that song feels like a arrow. A part of it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Starting point is 01:06:57 hold on. I sent Taylor. I said, I said your brain before Adderall and it was TV off. I'm gonna play for a very, very small amount of time. You guys, ready? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead, dude.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Yeah. I was driving to the gym to that song. I was like, I was like waving everybody. I was letting people go in front of me. I was like, it's still flipping people off. You're giving them thumbs up and hearts.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah. Come on. Adderall is your pyro god. Oh my god Whosh That was amazing Freaking air ball that was a that was not an air ball actually What are pyro goggles
Starting point is 01:07:45 That was a fucking net What is amazing? That was a great great great call Tell me about it So Team Fortress 2 has these trailers where they talk about like characters like Introducing the heavy introducing the Pyro And Pyro has his whole or she hurt I don't remember there's a gender for it or not But the whole lore is basically that they're just like out
Starting point is 01:08:05 They look like a maniac burning people and like killing people and like cutting people up with an axe It's horrible. It's like disgustingly horrible, but then they go into like it's goggles and they're from its perspective and it's like all rainbows and like all unicorns and like all these things It's such a good animation if you have time watch the Team Force's animations are so fucking good way ahead of its time like frontal lobe engaged ahead of its time Frontal lobe engaged ahead of its time frontal lobe engaged. It's crazy. But goodness me, man.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Yeah, ma'am. That thing of, shoot, what was it that you were saying? Something that clicked with me. Oh, Isaac, we were saying with laundry, with like, seen the laundry and then being like, I have to go do that and do all these things. So, like, I battled for a long time with, like, so many things that were not, like, I have a horrible sickness of having things being scheduled, like, on the, you know, like, I got time with right.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Like yeah well kind of on the minute like I'm I'm pretty lenient on like if I miss it by a little bit it's like whatever it doesn't really matter But like let's say for laundry for example A lot of the times I would just and it's I know it's nothing bad like to do laundry when you see it fill up and it's like all right Let me do laundry now yeah but I always wanted and again it's a schedule thing where it's like I always wanted to be like Sunday laundry cleaning that da da no work just cleaning You know like taking care of what I need take care of maybe organized my like what was my spending of today and then categorize everything because I have a really really thing I have a big thing I have a relationship with organizing and making
Starting point is 01:09:44 folders and things and now that I'm like doing it it feels amazing to like be like okay I'm okay to do this stuff because I know that this day is dedicated to doing that and I can do that and it feels great it feels I mean isn't I don't want to like just like become a fucking psychiatrist but that sounds a lot like like almost almost like OCD it might be it might be but I am not it's not like really fucking me up yeah it's not like if you don't get to those things it's the end of the world yeah exactly okay then yeah this is one of those things where I'm like man I really like it would be life would be a little bit easier like it's always those things like I've listened to it's like it would be just a bit easier if I did this
Starting point is 01:10:31 and created a habit of that. So this year has been a habit training arc. This is like hunter, hunter at the start when they're running through the shit and they're doing all the, like, you know, training crap and all the, you know,
Starting point is 01:10:45 all that stuff. For me, this is like, again, because of the workload that I got going on, it's like I have to master the, like, I have to train,
Starting point is 01:10:55 like, my brain and myself to develop these, like, you know, habits. and good habits at that, like not just, you know. So another thing that helps out a lot too, and it's like really small, is the night before I go to bed, I set up my gym clothes and I set up the clothes that I switch before or after
Starting point is 01:11:14 the gym just because it's like already there and I just got to swap it and then that's that. I feel like this is such a curve ball to this entire conversation and the vibe. But right as you were saying, like, you know, I just want to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. blah, blah. I was thinking about Joe Rogan just being here with us and being like yeah, me personally. I really, uh, he was hunched up. He's always like, yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Yeah. You know, I've really, I've struggled my entire life with this. And, um, you know, something I do take would be alpha burn there. And I, uh, no, I'm chewing neural gum right now. I'm actually chewing on it. Oh my God. In the minute.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Yeah. Oh my God. People don't understand like, Joe, I think Joe Rogan, the first time he ever promoted Alphbrain. That was a paid thing. That was an ad. But now everyone's like, oh yeah, well, fucking Joe Rogan takes in. Look at him. He's Joe M. Rogen, bro. Come on, let's take AlphaBron.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Come on. It's just really, it's really funny. He takes every minute to like plug. Speaking of, speaking of Joe Rogan, it reminded me of my episode where I was talking so much shit about the rock. But did you guys see did you guys see the rock?
Starting point is 01:12:26 Oh, wait. Yeah, he's skinny as hell. Oh, good. Really? Was that a segue? Good. That was my segue to talk about the fact that it's proof that he was on steroids. Tell me about that.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Tell me about the segue. He's a denier. The segue is that I thought about Joe Rogan and how he was super musly. Then I was thinking about other muslin men. And I was like, oh, well, the rock. And then there was an interview with the rock that you hated. And there was an interview with the rock where I was talking a lot of crap about that. And I was also, yeah, I was talking about how he was on steroids, but he was always denying it.
Starting point is 01:12:55 And now there's these, like, recent pictures of him where he's, like, looking really small and, like, like thinner than what he used to be. Dude, it's like, I don't know if you guys have seen those, but he, because he had like a recent movie debut. Yeah. Dude, this guy's like, I can't believe that he's still, I don't even know, maybe he did admit it, but he just reminds me of the liver king.
Starting point is 01:13:13 He was like, you know, I'm natural. Yeah, he's like so small now. You don't just do that naturally, bro. Okay, well, first of all, he got skinny for a role in his own movie. Yeah, he has a boxing role. He looks way different. Oh, yeah. He looks scary.
Starting point is 01:13:29 say it. Okay, he looks different, but, you know, something I was like really cute to see was afterwards. It was, I think it premiered the movie in front of like all of his peers and everything. And there was a standing ovation for like five minutes and moved him to tears, which is really cute because I think a lot of the hard work that he was putting into that was changing his body in immense amount of, of different like ways, especially physically. He lost like, dude. Yeah. He's the many pounds. He's the pebble now. He's the pebble. The pebble,
Starting point is 01:14:00 the rubble. The rubble. No, the rubble is like when, oh, knock on wood. Hello? When he, um,
Starting point is 01:14:10 I don't even want to say it, man, never mind. Oh, gosh. Okay. I have to say, I have so much work to do.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Yep. It's about time. It's all good, buddy. It's all good. All right. Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
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