The Group Chat - #127 - The Car Crash We Couldn't Talk About

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

Y'know, sucks Nick couldn't speak on this for so long but feels good he's got it out now :) | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. Welcome back to the sleepy cast where I'm the only one who's up. I'm awake and I'm ready. My name is Sergeant Woo! And I am up. Today, join with me are my two sleepy friends and Grunk. Radiant energy, you say.

On God. Radiant energy. Radiating. Oh, goodness me. Grunk, what are the vibes today? Rain. Rain. Rein. Hurd.

Larry, what are the vibes today? scared of I'm scared of grunk I'm scared of grunk and his mic me oh yeah before this podcast even began

his mic produced something happened a mind of its own like there's a windstorm within my mic it was a gentle breeze I was carrying through your

XLR cable and they pulled it out and the innards came out like some horrible gore that was actually like it was really scary I thought it was horrible or josh

over today. All right, I have two of you guys down. Hey, Willie, what are the vibes today? Tired. Tired. I heard that. Let's wake up. We're going to do some wake up exercises.

All right. Me and Nick are waking up right now. I'm taking gamers' steps to wake up. Everyone look at their camera. We're doing an exercise today as I talk about our sponsor. Co-group. Make sure you guys use co-group for 10% off. Your game of subs products, not the double cup quite yet coming in October.

I trom. But I have the other one. There you go. All right. Everyone look at your mics. Okay. I have a confession. Okay, that's not what I said.

I'm Sergeant Wu. What are you? You're private, you're private. That's what you are. Look at the mic. Smile. Big smile. No, teeth.

I need teeth. Smile. Teeth. No, you look like you're pooping. Smile with your teeth. Nick, huddle up. Huddle up. Feel your facial muscles.

Nick. Do you feel them? We got to kill this guy. really like a bad we gotta kill this guy now like holy shit dude it's not my fault you guys aren't like

you guys aren't in touch with your chakras I'm open I'm grounded on earth I'm open to it I'm open to it as well oh my goodness me yeah we're

we're we're we're sleep schedule fucked up everything's fucked up I've been trying to fix it for a hot minute um none you know

shit happens shit happens you can't sleep at a time at a horrible time it for you today Larry you ever been tested for narcolepsy

me? Yeah No I get my eight hours asleep It just rotates We're on the block It does

Larry He was on a good He was on a good Schedule He was on a good A good boy schedule For about A good two days

Yeah No no no This is a solid Like we can have Two weeks It was about a week and a half Yeah And then I've been

Trying to fix it Ever since He said Like he said You know shit Happens Shit motherfuckin Happens

Yeah Larry I think the The reason why It continues to Be fucked up Is I HATE the

shilling of waking up late and then being like you know what let me restart it today and let me fall asleep a little bit right after i just woke up so let's say i woke up late right hell let's say i woke up horrifically late um that feeling of going back to bed and trying to get another full like say if i had already slept eight hours is bha because it just feels like i just slept for like two days straight and it's like what? Hey, Isaac. What the fuck? Yeah. Do you think in today's political climate we should have GTA 5 gameplay as we're talking on a podcast? I do think so because everyone loves GTA. Not a single person

dislikes GTA. Well, we got to make sure we don't make it to that level when we have to click the the Ornabs. I'm censoring myself here. Oh, yeah. That's when he's... That's late game. I think. No. Okay. We all know what happened, but we're back. We have an apparition. You guys... He did. He did.

He did. You're tired, bro. You're just burping. You're burping out. Yeah, you're burping out. You did burphing. Throw that can as far away from the cameras you can think. Then stop hoarding the gamer subs.

Oh, my God. I wouldn't have to drink a Lonnie. Dude. All right. Listen. I drink so much gamer subs that I'm like basically prodigy of gamer subs. If that makes sense. You're not a prodigy.

You're a newbie. This podcast is all over the place. Jamie's getting water. Joe Rogan's over here drinking not Alphabrain. This is just a mess. This is a mess of a podcast. I'm going to address the elephant. That's not in the room.

He's actually at Disneyland. Really? Yeah, he is. Tanner's out. Tairns out today. The four low coast cast was a viral sensation. Really awesome. But now he's gone.

He went to Disneyland. Thank you for handling that thumb, title, man. I really appreciate it. You should take the spot from now on. Oh, I would absolutely love to. Wow. Views at home, those you don't know,

I handled last week's podcast thumbnail and title because Larry went epey sleepy and he entrusted me with that insane responsibility, so I took it into my own hands. I'm glad you pulled through. Some of my best work, I won't lie. No, it was wonderful. I posted that picture on Twitter.

I'm surprised you haven't seen it, Isaac. I have, like, it's been so long. It's been so long. It's been so long. It just caught me off guard. I have a file on my computer for just all the Discord stuff, and that is just sitting in there. I don't know why.

Yeah, that picture of Tanner's. I really like the one where he's, we had like the old man face on, and he looks way, way different. It is not a like Tanner, dude, but I have so many photos of Tanner. I have so many as well, like back when he was at his sister's house or something. Oh, yeah.

Remember he? There's a bunch. Infinite fun. Oh, man. No, dude, they guys are a machine when it comes to photos. Here's a word from Tanner who is currently in Disneyland. All right, that was a word from Tanner who was currently in Disneyland. Thank you, Tanner.

That's exactly what it felt like when we did it for you. It was like two seconds of. I don't even know what he recorded for us if he's going to do anything. I hope it's a roller coaster. Jamie? Huh? Can you pull up that picture in hardcore Jamie? Oh my God.

Okay, yeah. Let me, this goes to show how far this individual has come along. That is not Tanner. I know. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, here's another picture of Tanner, I see.

Oh. am I supposed to What? Yeah, you can show it. What is this picture? Who is this? That's bear. Dude, he looks like, he looks like a

You are lying. You are lying. He's trying to do. No, that's bear. I know, I know Bear's eyes. That's bear. With the bear's doing great.

Bear's doing great. I'm glad he's, here, let's put him on the couch with Michael. Yeah, he's talking about. He's having therapy. with Michael right here. He's always doing this shit, I tell you. Speaking, by the way, of Tanner here.

So before that boy went off to on Van Voyage, we had Chili's with him. And holy fucking shit, dude. I know exactly what kind of like old man he's going to be. And he said this when we were at dinner. because he does not fucking stop playing with food but like he doesn't also like he has these mannerisms when we go to dinner

where he'll pretend to like snatch at your food or nab at your food but he's also cracking up jokes like fucking all the whole time the whole from the entrance to win and leave he's always in character cracking up jokes I'll never forget the time I think at Texas

roadhouse Roadhouse? He was just saying like what if we just like grabbed the food and smeared it on the underside of the tables and like filled the bags

with like water and threw it out of the wall like that was so funny progressively he was getting louder he's like he's like I really want to test the limits in this place

I want to get louder he was like itching again like and it was I don't know it was just stupid he kind of he cranks me up too

because whenever he starts fucking around it kind of I tune in my ear and then I started kind of you know match that shit but I dude I want to start wearing the fucking the glasses that record the Raybans just so that

I can show what he does okay wait grunk grunk brought that out in the group shit a few days ago and dude it's kind of crazy because I think it was the Nick, correct me if I'm wrong,

the Lego vlog? Yeah, I bought knockoff. We're not able to record in the Lego store, so instead of abiding by the law, we decided to sneak around it with recording glasses. Isn't that crazy that I bought them? They were marketed as spy glasses because the Raybans glasses didn't exist yet.

They didn't exist there? They didn't exist yet. They weren't a thing. But the Snapchat ones did, the one with a big ass light. Oh, yeah, the Snapchat ones did exist. That one's obvious. Those are mad, obvious. Hey, look at me.

I'm recording. That's what it says. I see it a lot. When I go to like, those TikTok videos where it's like a POV, they always reply with the fucking guy with like 20 cameras taped to his head. It's not that bad. I mean,

it just has a ring on the side, but whatever. And so there's also a limited amount. They don't even sell them anymore. But yeah, I want to wear one. I want to take it to whatever restaurant we head up next. Whatever lick we lick up next is going to be attached with a camera.

sorry with the rebands how much are they I'm gonna go look I don't know what I'm scared Are they like 300 bucks Rayband Oh they're the meta glasses That's what they are Meta AI glasses

AI How are they AI? I don't know I don't even know Just tech everything bro Oh my god But Thor But Thor from Avengers wore them in an ad

With that one other guy Oh right So it has to be good right Oh I want to talk about AI later once I get a talking chance. Oh, that's going to be an awesome topic. Careful, bro. I don't even give a shit.

On Twitter, bro. Careful, bro. It's coming. Dude, that one's pretty obvious, too. You have two lenses on the sides. Do you guys see the ones in hardcore? Yeah. Yeah.

They make them with like the clear lens. And dude, they look like fucking Clark Kent glasses. It's so peeping Tom. They look like the fake glasses that you can't. All right. Type if you're peeping Tom with these glasses. The peeping Tom trophy. Views at home.

Whoa, GTA's in the background. Do you guys see that? It's so weird. How's that happening? There's no way in hell you're getting away with things. Look at my camera. Look at my camera. I got it up.

Oh, fire. So we have the mediglises here. Dude, there are like 300 bucks. Yeah, they got freaking camera technology in there. In the Cs economy? That's so much money. No, it's not. $300 today is $100.

yesterday. No, it's actually like the the GTA economy where it's it's getting higher skyrocketing we're printing shark cards. That's all we need to do. We're just up with this web page. Right now the government is rock star rock star games and they're shelling out short cards aka credit cards. God. Oh 50 bucks off my voucher when I buy the AI glasses. I got dropped from American Express a few weeks ago. Are you serious? What happened? How'd you buy? They closed they closed both of my credit cards. Oh, are you dead ass dude? Yeah, I forgot to, because they were requesting information, just like updates on income

and everything like that. Messages, so who are you? We've been asking. So just who are you? I kept doing that thing where I was like, oh, okay, I'll fill it out. I know the date that it's, it's like, I know when it's expiring, so I know what I have to do, and I forgot the date and turns out it passed and they closed my cards. And they were like, at worst, we'll just lower your credit line.

And no, they completely canceled. No. When you, viewers at home, those who might maybe have a credit card, maybe? I don't know. If you do, the number one thing you don't do is close a credit line. When you close a credit card, it will reflect very poorly on your credit score. And when it's done against your own consent or against your own, like, better will. How's your score?

Are you good, bro? I don't even care He's like He's crashing out He's crashing out Yeah you're actually losing you right now Let him D1 Chill bro

Chill chill chill chill chill chill It's okay D1 Greg you look like you're about a fucking crash out dude I am back crash out I'm crashed down Yeah crash We have a little kid on the podcast

Dude Some bullshit's going on Like my eyes Dude me too It's like someone kicks sand my eyes, they can't keep them open. I feel it really spicy right in the middle. Right by the bridge.

I was saying figuratively. There's bullshit going on before my eyes. Oh, before your eyes. But like yesterday in biology, we spent the first 20, no, my professor spent the first 25 minutes of class just saying how to use AI ethically to help you with class. And it's like, what is happening? Like actually what's happening? Because it's like, okay, I get it.

But see, the elephant. in the room on the whole subject it was just like the environmental impact you know like this is just like it's horrible for the environment but she's telling us like you know use it to study use it to help you on homework and it's like

what is happening? What class is it? Biology and you know I use AI every once in a while on homework I mainly use it as a checker just to check if I know what I'm talking about like a proofread. Yeah

And you use it as a tool to help you not as a brain to make you think. As a summary. Yeah. Someone was like, someone was like, do you want to get on today? And then this friend replied, I don't know, yeah, chat GPT down. Yeah. Yeah, basically. It's like, dude, where's this going to go?

Then she said a point that like fucked me up. She was like, you know, employers are going to look and make sure you know how to use these AI models on the job. And it's like, yeah, I'm. Dude, that... Are you for real? Our customers... Actually, I don't even know that's a good question. It only matters what the employers think.

You know, like, if I don't know how to properly and ethically use, like, chat GPT or deep seek, whatever the hell, then it's like they'd hire someone else who does. What's ethically? What is she explaining? Not a flu, really. Just like... It's like being respectful to the bot. Yeah, same thing. Thank you.

Thank you when they deliver. Yeah. I think it just means, like, not... plagiarizing it. Not cheating. Yeah. You're just using it as a tool not to do it for you.

Not as a cheat. Yeah. Like as a sister. It is kind of bananas because I can't name a single student who would rather use it to learn than to just pass the class. It's really sad, but. And she loki did some entrapment last semester apparently because she did an assignment where she purposefully like wrote the question so AI would give a separate answer than

the right one. and 20% of the class used AI. Wow. And got the wrong answer. It's like, bro. Yeah. So like,

oh my gosh. We're dropped. We're chopped. Yeah. Reading a whole thing all the way through is going to be no more. Everything's going to get summarized or the fine detail is going to be gone. No one's going to know anything. Except.

And it's like our generation is going to be the first one that's kind of like against it. But like the generation after us are going to grow up using it. Just like how. Speaking of our generation about. what is it? Razor Brain Run on Roblox is like the biggest fucking thing on Earth right now apparently there was like 200 million players

actively and they're like it was like all children and it's like dude what is happening what do you mean raise a brain run has 200 million active users Who the fuck is letting their kids Gen A Gen A

Dude I'm just gonna gen B Gen B is gonna have one eye They're gonna be a cyclops Because all they need is a middle eye for their phone Gen B. I mean, I don't know, dude. I don't know what the fuck the next thing is. Gen B sounds like, that just sounds so funny. Gen B.

Gen C. I was talking to freaking Cameron about this and how like the next generation, you know how like we'd be doing shit on our iPhones and our parents like, what the hell you can do that? That's going to be like us when we see kids on the AI. Like they're going to be doing shit and it's like, what? On the AI in the metaverse. Yeah, in the metaverse with their meta quest. Dude, we're just like getting old.

I want to be old this young. You can fit in. And then we're going to be like the cool dads, those quote unquote annoying cool dads. The cool dads who know how to use AI to order. It's like Isaac's dad. Every single time I think of a dad like that, I think of Isaac's dad who's like up with the times. My dad is, yeah, he's a tech. He's a tech guy.

He's a tech genius. He loves his Apple TV for some reason. He loves that thing. The only thing I remember going over your house, Isaac, your dad would always talk about the Apple TV. Yeah. He'd always be sitting in the lazy boy. always with the Apple TV, he's always talking

about it. I love that. He would talk about the technological advancement, like race war between fucking it was Apple and like Samsung. Samsung. Well, the iPhone got the arms race. These megapixels on this new on this new iPhone 7? Dude.

Dude. Dude. Dude. He wasn't geeking that hard when he came over, dude. No, well, when? It's been a minute. It's been a minute. It has been a minute. This was years ago he used to do that. Oh. Not anymore. Old habits.

Take him to an Apple store. I'm afraid I'm going to be like that, dude. I want to see who would geek out harder. Larry or your dad in an Apple store. Because when we, Larry and I went to an Apple store a few days ago, Larry was geeked out. We should go again because they have the Apple Air on display now. And that's really the only reason why. Oh, wait. I want to talk about that.

Please, can we talk about that? Can you show us your phone, please? On the camera. You have it? You already have it? guys. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, yes, yes, yes, yes. There it is. There it is. Brand new iPhone 8, net 7 8, 7, 6 foot, 7 foot, 7 foot, 6 foot, 8, wait a minute. No, I don't have it. What are you, what are you on the show? Your old phone, just to see. Oh, yeah, which phone is this? This is the iPhone 14. This is one that Nick got me.

Yeah, yeah, I forgot. I keep forgetting I did that. I bought you a phone, a Tanner, MacBook. Yep. That monitor behind you, I forgot. Dude, peak Willie's blogger. It's actually kind of funny. This, I did buy the iPhone 17. I buy the Pro Max and it's my first phone that I bought, by the way. And it's kind of embarrassing to say.

Now, here's the embarrassing thing. Apple stored an old address. And I didn't realize it. And it's kind of too late to change it now. so I don't know how to make it so that I can pick it up and not make it look like I'm robbing iPhone from someone's front door. I'll figure that out. But that's the only thing that I'm not looking forward to

is that it's not going. I mean, it has your name on it. Big deal. Well, it has my name on it. Yeah, true. Are you able to change to pick up in store or is it actually too late? Actually too late. I'm pretty sure.

I tried to cause like support and they were like, how does it get here? We're going. We're going to do. We're going to do. We're going to. like what like dude yeah what is happening sorry um do you do you think that it's worth it uh pro max well upgrading from okay for me yes because of the cameras and i love that it's all 40 megapixels

and the sensors supposedly are bigger and cooler and awesomer and everything cool and awesome um and then i also get the refresh rate listen it's is it is it necessary no it's always never necessary. I think if a phone can message and call and access like the internet, then that's all you're really doing. If it's walking, then it's walking. But aside from that, like,

it's not necessary. However, I have been looking forward to it because Isaac got the 16 Pro Max and I remember I was like drooling at his cock when he got that thing. What? Out of all the words, I expected to hear today

in the podcast. That was not. That was not on my fucking bingo card, dude. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. This mess. Um, and then, let him D1. Hold up.

Let him D1. Sorry. I'm D1ing. Uh, I never saying that again. D-warning. Druling at his car. It's crazy.

Sorry. Yeah, Larry, Larry really liked the phone. Um, yeah, I really like the phone. I always wanted to like a, like a pro max and shit because I have,

and I actually have it, this is so funny. I scanned my, my old phones. Because I have the, I still have my 5C. That battery's busted, but it turns on

and everything like that. I had my really, really fucked up, um, seven, my iPhone 7. It has like a band-aid on it and shit. And then now I have this one,

which look how great it looks. By the way, I just changed the, oh, you can see my fingerprints. Don't copy it. Don't copy it. Views at home,

do not screenshot. But, um, this phone is going to go to my mother. Yikes, dude. You are. chopped. It's going to go to my mother because she has not

upgraded her phone in a very long time. What phone she does? And I don't know. I really don't know. Raw dog in it. Raw dog and dogging. Zero case, brother. Zero case, zero screen protector. I have a screen protector on and I dropped it and it still cracked through.

Dude into the glass? Because it ain't magic John, dude. $8? How much was it better? $8? How much was that better? It was $8. Yeah, it's probably zero. I think it was some hinky dink Walmart brand. Yeah.

You're paying a deluge. Should I take this thing off or should I leave it on? I'm sure, replace it. I'll be real. Once I replaced mine, it was kind of like a world's difference. If you, if your screen is genuinely correct, you can bring it to AppleCare. If you have, or like the Apple Store, if you have Apple Care, they'll do it. They'll look at you and be like, I don't care.

Three or four thousand bucks. Cool. I was like last week years old when I found out AppleCare expires. It does. Yeah, it does. Whoa. but they have a new thing now. They have this thing called AppleCare 1.

If you know their one service. Of course. Yeah. You kind of get the gist, right? AppleCare, do you want? AppleCare 1, it's, you pay a subscription and it does multiple devices that it cares for until you don't pay anymore. And then we don't care anymore.

Can you believe it? Can you believe it? You don't pay no more. They don't care. They don't care. No, but yeah, it's, it's, I don't know. Do I have AppleCare? No.

though, because I care for my stuff. I don't need Apple to care for it. Yeah, I feel the same way. Exactly. This guy gets it. But I dropped it, so maybe I don't. Well, I think your mind, I think your heart's in the right place. Do I have the iPhone 16?

What? I think you do because we talked about that. I think I do because we talked about that. Wait, do you have a USD's treasured? Isaac was not your brain, dude. He was actually in person. I think I do because I talk to something. Like this thing feels like it's not an iPhone 16, you know.

Why is that? Is it small? It's already like slowing the fuck down. Like I hate, I just hate technology nowadays. It's so sad. Well, when I was talking about the iPhone 17, you were like, when are they releasing the final iPhone ever? Yeah.

Like the final one where you so you never have to buy one ever again. Yeah. Yeah. No, same can be said. I feel like computers as well are. now now what's cool uh well kind of cool still extensive but like m1 chip macbooks um are still very fucking good and college students college students for college students that's like the huge pause i literally i'm not kidding you oh my god oh he's crashed again when did that happen

uh we all know what happened again welcome back to another episode when that happened um we go back to the disappointment podcast yeah like Larry's OBS keeps crashing. Wise, dude. There you go. Speaking of technology, there you go. Fells on you. Dude, it's just bad.

It's bad. I feel like I'm getting older. We need one thing per thing. So we need one separate computer, powerful supercomputer to record OBS. We need another second computer to record. Everyone's individual audios. Hey man, you're speaking about language.

You got your own copy. Exactly. That's his language. And that's why... What? And that's why Apple... That's really annoying. That's super fucking annoying.

I remember what I was saying. Larry, you were saying something about the M1 ship and college students? Yeah, I was. Literally yesterday night or two days. It might have been two nights ago. I got a call for my brother who was a freshman in college. And he was like asking me. He was just talking about, whoa.

I'll let him know. I'll let him know. He was asking. He was like, I don't know what, like, computer to get any new laptop. Um, and like the cheapest option on things like New Egg would be an M1. Yeah. M1 chips and which of laptops. Yeah.

But dude, you want to hear something banana? Yeah. So what, I feel like Larry would know the answer to this question. What happened to the touch bar on like every other MacBook? Dude, they got so much hate. Dude, why? Yeah, I got a lot of hate. It is goat.

It's pretty cool. I will not lie. It was cool, but I never really use it. Yeah, that's exactly why people were like, it's just like, there are, a lot of people were like, it's taking up space. The only thing that it was awesome for was scrubbing through footage on it quickly.

Yeah, and you're like your volumes right there and it's like a sidable thing and your URL, you could literally copy it from a touch bar. Like, it's cool. And I have it on my MacBook because I have an M1. And my brother was like, yeah,

I want to get an M1 just because of the touch bar. So maybe it's a disease that my family is, carrying and everyone else is normal genetic disease which i i don't understand why that they got like hate that's so weird um i don't remember i don't know the exit like the actual reason why they got hate but i do know they got hate and they took it off after uh because a lot of like you know you know you know how tech bros are they they talk shit and then it's like that person talks shit so i know it's shit and then everyone starts talking shit about it and then eventually apple listens and then they remove it

I don't know exactly why, but I know we got removed because it was like unfavorable, I guess. Yeah. Sucks, but tis what this. I mean, I'm doing pretty okay without it. I'm doing pretty all right. I'd say, I'll say, for myself. Yes? I'm happy for you, bro.

I'll say. Thank you, bro. Happy for you. Appreciate it, bro. I'm in my done buying shit arc. I'm in my fucking getting rid of everything arc. Yeah, getting rid of the whole lot. Frugality.

Like, dude, I've realized over the course. of many years how much shit I bought that doesn't make any fucking sense. Dude, I'm so sorry for convincing you to buy that damn electric drum set. I feel so bad that you bought that. I tapped on it three times and I'm saying it's already

on Facebook marketplace. I have clips. I wouldn't buy it from you but I have like zero use for it right now. No, it's okay. If I had a band, that'll be great. It's okay. I just think about it's like, I think sometimes we get carried away with like

buying things that we don't need and I'm realizing it. But it's like, it's like something, it's not of a materialistic. It's like, oh, that's cool. I could totally use that. But it's like not really thinking about when are you going to do that. It's like the impulse. And not, I wouldn't even say it's like, I feel like materialistic would make it be like, I want it because it's that.

Not because I have a plan for it. I thought I was genuinely going to start to learn drums. Because all it took was Larry and me going to a guitar center and me be, I think Larry was getting like, because sometimes you have this like, you know what, fuck it attitude. You have this like, you know, and that's a spontaneous. Especially that day, you're like, fuck it. And then we went to a guitar center and we just bought it. And then.

Oh my God. And that was fun. The whole process to even get that thing, you wouldn't fit in my car. So we had to go home and pick up another car. Remember that? Yep. Yep. And you had to like swab in between the cars and then we have to like, we kept it at a gym for a minute to hold off or to hold on like to hold on like to

have them hold on to it and then we had to pick it up from the gym and then what is it's like what was it happening that day yeah we left it at an iron forage and then like went to go pick it up at iron forage it was just like oh man so then i'm like looking at everything i have like i purchased like guns at one point that i'm like i never even used um well it was only one that i ended up selling to some guy and like i'm not even like big into guns i just i didn't even background check him or nothing either he's a little tweaked out but he was cool it was all Do you think long term before you buy stuff at all? Yeah, yeah, of course.

But, like, there were, so, like, there was a purpose for, like, certain things. Like, when I mentioned, like, that gun, for example, the reason I never fired it was because I bought it so that I could get a free one and then sell that one. But I basically got lied to. I got lied to. I'm sorry. What? Okay. Okay.

Okay, look. Long story short. I would get a free gun. Long story short. Yeah, that's like the most American Texan thing that could happen. I walked in there and they were like, you buy this gun. You get one for free. I was like, okay.

Buy one, get one free firearm. Yeah. And I bought it. And they were like, all right, now you're gonna go fill out this number online, call the serial number.

And they said that it wasn't valid. So I basically got scammed. Oh my God. And they were like, yeah, it's not for this certain caliber. And so it's only for this other caliber. And I was like,

well, fuck. So I sold the gun immediately. Oh, you scam? Yeah. I sold it immediately. Immediately.

But no, it's just like things that, things that I just don't like use. Like that bike, For example, when that car, my car accident happened and I needed a means of transportation after the rental car period, I bought a fucking electric bike that I don't even use. You didn't even use it once. I used it like a few times.

You should get a car attachment where you can hook up your bike to it and then go down to the city and then start pedaling through, pedaling through Austin. Larry, I bet he'd use it too. Can you be like, dude? I drive an M4. I can't even like. Okay, well, you have a better chance at not getting hit by a car. How about that? No, I think that Texas, I think that Texas just sucks, man. Texas drivers, I have never been into a car accident in my entire life until I moved to Texas. And my car has been hit now three times.

Yep. I'm sorry. It's not funny. It's not horrible. That first bad, that first really bad car accident, which I don't even think I fully talked about. I don't think I've ever fully talked about that. You did it. You kept under wraps. because it was technically a legal case. Yeah. So if you want to, so we can get into that, man. Phil of the beans, go ahead. I just want to say that every time your car gets hit, my, do you should see my heart rate,

dude, my heart drops. I'm like, oh my gosh. All right, I can talk about it because it's a little silly story. It's actually a pretty bad story.

I mean, we all were there when it happened. That's a crazy. I wish Tanner was here because he was a witness. Yeah, he was. He was. I can explain.

He was like Patrick, like, holding ice cream, seeing the whole thing happened. Yeah. He was just sitting here. rocking chair and just yeah I was going to

a rocking chair watching it all go down I could I could pick up the story where Tanner um because he did after he witnessed he ran up into my room and let me know it happened right outside right outside our door um but just to preface no this is not the reason that's all I'm going to say

oh dude yeah yeah yeah I know you're going to say but no this is not the reason not the fucking reason no no there's not the reason grow up so so it was like the day starts I'm just chilling at like the group house whatever I decided to go watch my car I'll be back on music I decided to go and wash my car I detail my car and my car has like a really bad habit I can't concentrate when you're doing that I'm sorry oh he was an artist he was on

I'm sorry later you can do it over me have you heard yourself talking you like listening to yourself talk and you start to slow you start you start you start babbering you're like I shibab the one yeah that was going to happen. So anyway, I, like, was detailing my car and it was looking so beautiful. And then I walk inside the group house and Yummy brings up this really good place to eat donuts at. And I was like, well, I was like, well, it's like six o'clock. I don't know. He's like, I mean, we can go get some. Why not? We can just do it another time. No worries. And me and my spontaneous ass was like, yeah, let's go. Fuck it. Why not? After I just washed my car. And so we go and pick up the donuts in the drive-thru. He's hyping up these fucking donuts. He's hyping up these fucking

Donuts. We're driving home. And dude, I remember the decision that I made that led to this entire accident even happening in the first place. I had the option to drive straight through a light or make a left. If I drove straight through the light, the path that would lead me to would lead me to where I would just pull up in front of the house, like on the side of the road, right? But I decided to make a left instead, which means that that route would make it so that I

would have to pass the house, turn onto the side street, and then come back, and then make my left, and then pull, right. So I made the left at that light and took this other route. Okay. Now, yeah, get to the outside of the group house. I turn onto this dead end road, make it you turn, and stop at the stop sign, look left, look right, look left, okay. Where I'm making this turn, there's a bend that you can't see cars coming around, like at all. I mean, you can see them if they're coming the fucking proper speed limit. But like in this case, I, and keep in mind, this is a car,

I just put the new plates on. I just, that same day, the brand new license plates came in. And I put the brand new license plates on because I had a car for five weeks. And I make my left turn. I'm coming out. Some kid goes,

he had to have been going at least 55 miles an hour in a 30 around that bend. And I'm coming out around that, making that left turn. He speeds around the corner and, you know, I see that he sees me and he goes over the double yellow, right? So again, look, I'm in a car that's almost fucking 500 horsepower. You're going to tell me I can't just gas it. Of course I can just gas it if I wanted to and just get over to my side.

But I have to stop because he goes over the double yellow line, 17-year-old kid, inexperienced driver. For whatever fucking reason, I don't know why he decided to make that decision. I guess we just do sometimes. panic. But either way, he ends up going over the double yellow and then I stop because I don't want to fucking head on collision and then he swerves right back and crashes

straight into my door. Airbags go off. Yommies holding the donuts in their passenger like airbags not only did my ear ring for like three months. Airbags smell like shit. I

will never forget that smell. All I remember is that kid fucking yelling like, fuck, oh my God. Like, he was screaming because he knows he fucked up. He know, yeah. He saw your car and said, fuck. Yep. A bunch of times.

I don't know why. I don't know. But like, I don't know if he was texting. I don't know, but like he was speeding. So, yeah, just, just there's a lot of missing information that makes it just even worse than it is. First and foremost, the speed limit on that road is 35. And the damage done to Nick's car when I came out. Well, before that, let's rewind a little bit.

Tanner, who's absent, was outside. No, he was in, I believe he was in like the living. He was in his car. He heard a big, huge bang. He like turned around in this car. He saw Nick's car got T-boned, like really bad in the front. Viewers at home. There it is.

We're going to tell me, you're going to tell me that's a 35 miles an hour. 35 mile an hour. accident, by the way. That's bullshit. He was breaking. His wheels were screeching when he came around too. He was speeding at least 55.

That's what I was saying. It was so bad. And sorry to cut you off, Isaac. It was like, again, the car looks so good in this picture because I had just gotten done detailing it. Oh my God. And one, one turn is all it took. And dude, I'm not even going to lie.

I'm really fortunate that at the very end of the day, nobody was hurt because that was a car accident. That was a car accident where like the insurance adjusters, when they go and look at these accidents, they, I swear to you, the adjuster said that this is accidents where people walk away,

like they don't usually walk away easily. I had a concussion. Yummy was, I'm pretty sure, yeah, from what he told me, he was good. He had to have had some sort of concussion

or like a minor, minor something. I mean, And Yummy consistently kept saying that he was okay. We always tried checking on him anyway just to make sure. Yeah. Oh my God. I'll get into it.

I'll get into it. I'll get into it. I know the whole story. So rewind a little bit. Tanner, he's the big bang. Turns around. He sees it.

He gets out. He comes into my room. He's like, bro, Nick just got into a car accident. I think he's meming. That's like a typical. Like I'm dead ass.

W meme. Bro. You're in the house. Yeah. W meme right there. And he was like, no, no.

I'm like, serious. I was like, what the fuck? Like, I get up, I come outside. There's smoke. There's damage. Kids really freaking the hell out. Um, and yeah, the damage was really, really bad. Um, it took a few minutes, but like, police showed up and they were like looking at it. And they're like, yeah, this kid was not going the speed limit. Like, I could just tell like, I've been to thousands of these, blah, blah, blah. And she was telling me that, you know, I've been here. I've been, I've seen horrible shit. I've seen car crashes. I know what they look like. And there's no score on the daily and watch crashes on the daily.

Yeah, I watch some cars. I watch worst car crash compilations, fatal addition. Listen, I know I'm a police officer too, by the way. But yeah, this kid was not going to speed limit. And I don't think he was either. That damage was horrible. No, no, he wasn't. He admitted to speeding.

That's the fucked up part. And what's even more fucked up, not including the fact that the guy's dad was a complete fucking tool, and I'll get into that in a second. Oh, my God. Fuck that guy. I see that much. about. It's the fact that like it didn't matter ultimately about if I was you know

like stopping and if he was speeding or not. If he was going a hundred and like 50 miles an hour over around that bend and I made that left turn, the insurance companies are still going to say that you're responsible because you made a left turn and that you didn't. Yeah. Right. So so because of that because my and my car recorded the entire thing. So everything was recorded. I didn't even need an eyewitness. My car recorded it. I showed the police. I showed the insurance companies. They still deemed because it was a left turn that I was 50% at fault. That's beside the point, right? That's beside the point, whatever. The point is, it's so shitty. It was really shitty. I didn't have that car for seven months. It was like $30,000 dollars in damages. My insurance company

dropped me because I had the car for only five weeks. And in their policy, if you file a claim within 60 days, they have the ability to drop you. And so that happened. My insurance went up like $300 because of it. The whole entire situation became so fucking stupid. Going through with attorneys and everything like that, I walked away afterwards with $1,500 in compensation. For everything.

Let's give it up. Let's give it up. Let's name drop the insurance company too. I'll just say fuck it all. Yo, big shout out to, you. General Sam. Why not? Who cares? It's Gaico. Guyco. Give it up for Gaico.

Yeah. Dude, if you get in a crash, we got your ass. Dude. We got your ass. Kicked out of our policy. So they're like, I don't really feel like it. Ooh, that's bad.

That's really bad. Good luck. So that whole situation happens. And, you know, Yummy and I were, we're, like, feeling like shit because of it. Yummy felt really bad because he was the one who wanted to go get donuts. And then you are staying up. You can't go to bed.

Like if I just didn't want donuts. Dude, that day ended so bad. I just had those donuts and they didn't even hit the same. Like they were just bad donuts. I need to preface with a few more informational, uh, information. First and foremost, I don't know if you guys are purposely not saying the name of the donut place. I'm going to say it just because it plays a huge part. This was, these were not any.

ordinary donuts. These were world-renowned donuts. If you guys are in the donut scene, you know that Round Rock donuts has, ooh, crazy rep, dude. These donuts are insane. They've been around for like 100 years. People love them so much. They love them so much. Enough to make a D1. Those donuts were really, really good. Also, right after the accident, and this is, I think, what Larry was trying to get at a little bit earlier. Like, obviously, everyone's like, damn, like, this is really shitty. Yummy had a recording lined up 10 minutes after, like, everything was happening. He was still, like, 20 minutes late, but this dude genuinely saw it through right after getting

teaboned by a 17-year-old kid and getting into a car crash. I wonder what video that was because I don't think of the- Dude, imagine he's like, yo, yeah, me he's like, ugh. What? He's like aired out in space. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The recording went so bad because he just would not respond. You had to delete it. I could ask, I really, I really am curious. I don't know what it was exactly, but I do know that he did record because I heard him.

Being his typical self through like the wall, it was just so funny. You can react to idiots and cars or something along those lines, imagine. No, I think it was like a session. It was like an actual session with other people.

Dude, which is even crazier. So yeah. So, yeah. So, cars after. One thing I want to mention is that that car accident, as you guys saw, was so bad that like the door was smashed completely into where my seat was.

Everything in my pocket got destroyed. If my hand was in there or if my leg was there, I would have like lost that. It was pretty bad. And, yeah, no, my head got hit with the airbag, fortunately, like, I still had a concussion from the airbag. Because aside it from, I would have hit my head on the glass and I would have been cooked. I remember the next day, I went to GamerSups. We were all hanging out of GamerSups, HQ, and I was just so spaced. I had to go to the doctor because I realized I had a really fucking bad concussion.

And you blame it on COVID. What? I was. You're blaming concussion. I never did. You blamed it on COVID. When you space out, you're like, something happened after COVID.

I swear I started spacing. I've been dumb after COVID. You say that. You say that. Maybe it was the concussion. No, I'll be real. Yeah. Concussions can do that, dude.

Yeah, you always say, you're like, man, I swear ever since COVID, man, I've been spacing out and like all these things. But you had a whole car crash where your whole door caved in. Yeah. All right, you got me. Concussions,

concussions aren't just like, you know, ooh, oh, my head, ooh, wow, no. They're like, like, it could fuck up your entire, like, mental, your brain chemistry. Where's how sneaky they are sometimes with the side effects because you don't even know exactly what it's doing to you. Those can last years. Oh, my God.

Genuinely years. Dude, there was so much shit that was happening at that same time. Oh, my fucking God. Do I remember because of my symptoms and everything that was going on, I could, I bought the Apple Vision Pro at this time. I couldn't use it for a video. It got so bad that I bought the Apple Vision Pro. I was so concussed and stupid.

I bought another thing I never didn't want to use. I only used it once. Oh, dude. No, I bought it. I had the Applevision Pro. I was planning on using it. The car accident happened. And I had light sensitivity due to a concussion.

Oh my God. Yeah. And because of it, I couldn't use the Applevision Pro. And then it fucking fell out of relevancy. And no one cared about it anymore. And yeah, so I sat there with an unopened fucking... Dude, Apple wouldn't even let me return it. Brand new.

Really? Brand new. They wouldn't even buy it back. Nothing. So that being said, there was one more thing I was going to say. It was that, oh yeah. That was when, remember when we did the, the burger eating video on our main channel? Yeah.

That whole response I made was the day after mid-concussion. I remember how hard that response was to write because I was 10010% brainpower. Yeah, and I didn't even use chat GPT for that. That was all from me. Good job. Good job. Didn't even do it. Didn't even do it.

He could have. Me reading the bill of rights, no chat GPT was used. They're like, wow. And that's a joke in six weeks. That'll be a banger. Just give it a time. I'm waiting. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I want to add a quick detail. I felt really bad. First of all, very thankful that you're still here and like okay and mobile and talking and that is scary. That is some like real terrifying shit. And I remember I felt really fucking bad.

Not only because, okay, there's two things that happened on my, from my point of view. I was editing when that happened. I think I was in the podcast and I remember I heard a bang like a phew because it was like

my room is like facing the street right and so I look and I have I have these like windows that kind of see left and right of the house but like I have to choose

like which one so I look out the right side of the wind like the right window and I lift up I'm like what the fuck was that and I look and I'm like okay

the whole time the car crash happened on the left side so I'm like doing whatever you know and then the only reason why I find out is because I hear Tanner

come up freaking out and then I'm like what the fuck just happened like it doesn't sound like he like you can just tell there's like a there's like a certain tone in his voice I was like okay there's something happened

something happened and then I go out and then you know I see what's happening and then go through the motions and everything like that so when you when Nick

when you came back into the house, I remember we're feeling so bad about asking this, but I had to ask Isaac if he could take me to go get a haircut. It was really awkward. I was like, oh, man, I have an appointment in 10 minutes. And the haircut place called me and they were like, hey, we're available now if you want to come now. And I remember telling them on the phone.

I was like, I'm so sorry, but my friend just got in a car crash. I will be there still. I just, I cannot go right now. And they're like, oh, that's so, oh, that's okay. Don't even worry. Like, don't, it's all right. I'm like, okay. Well, thank you for that.

And then I remember you or, well, you're, you're kind of like, sort of figuring out what to do next. And then I remember like, Isaac was standing there and I was like, Isaac. And then he didn't hear me and I was like, Isaac. Could you Take me to go get a haircut? Like it was just The vibes were like Oh my God

Like this was like a fever dream And I can't imagine how far for you But I was just like What is happening today And then yeah It was just craziness I remember When the car accident happened

My door was completely smashed in I just remember the car accident happening The airbag going off It's smelling like fucking shit looking to Yummy, asking if he's good, hearing the kid yelling, fuck, screaming, whatever, like, he's totally flipping shit because he knows he fucked up. And I look over to Yomi, asking if he's good.

And then, and the fucking airbags, the smoke from the airbags, thought, I made me think there was a fire. Like, I thought there was a fire. So I just tell you, I'm like, yo, yo, yo, get out, get out, get out. I couldn't get out on my side. I had to climb over. Bro, if I was, this was at one of my times

where I was like, you know, I guess I was like more in shape or whatever, like just flexible. I was more flexible. So I, if I was not one of those people that was, that was a hard thing to get over, like the console and getting my leg out. Any other person that really wasn't like, I guess in my

physical abilities, I guess, I don't know. Like, it was a hard position to be in. Like, like having that mobility. Yeah, the mobility. I'm really, yeah, I'm grateful for that because like that was, I've seen like car accident videos where like the people are stuck in that car. Yeah, bro. Like, that's bad. And so once I got

out and the fucking, um, the, ambulance came. Dude, they said my blood pressure was like 190 over like 100 or 110. Wow. Is that bad? Yeah. Like, I mean, it was, it's because of like,

the, I guess, the, I guess. Yeah, it sounds bad. That's really bad. It's probably sounds like, it's supposed to be like 140, 150 or something. It's like 120 over 70, I think is the original,

like the normal one. And yours was 190 over what? Yeah, it's like hypertensive level. Is that a record? You had hypertension levels of blood pressure after next. That's the bad. But they say that's common because of the, you know, adrenaline and everything else that happened.

The trauma, the experience, whatever. But the stress, I guess, of it. But yeah, no, that was really bad. You were trying reaching that adrenaline high again? Sorry. Yeah, do your time. I'm trying to try and do. Rush, Rutherland ever played it?

Rosh and Raleigh, dude. Yeah, that was a really crazy experience. And I remember because the insurance company was trying to say that I was like 50% or whatever at fault, whatever. I don't want to fucking get to the argument of who was wrong. All I know is if a fucker is speeding, I don't give a fuck. If you're making a turn and that person's speeding, it is my belief, bro, that they are wrong. Right? Like, they are the reason for it because every time I think about that.

Yeah, bro. In a residential neighborhood. The neighbors of the car accident where it happened, there are fucking girls, like little girls that go out and like ride their bicycle. bicycles. It was a family neighborhood. It could have been horrible. I'm just, I keep on saying,

I'm glad that it was my car instead of a fucking mom with a stroller. Like, I genuinely feel that. That was my takeaway. It was like, I'm glad it was my vehicle instead of a kid that was playing at the pool.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I was walking across or like a ball, a ball rolls out. So one, I'm glad that that 17 year old kid learned his fucking lesson. Two,

I took the hit on it because now, excuse me, now my insurance company, like, my insurance is fucked on my car. But like it is what it is. Those are the lessons that I guess it was bound to happen at one point or another.

I think I mean in the moment of the crash, like I could see what he was trying to do, especially like how fast it happened. And in the moment, like when he initially saw you, he tried to get out of the way, which was good. I think what happened was he saw you moving culture towards that double yellow. And he was like, fuck, he's going to go around. And then he veered back into the right, but you stopped. Yeah. And he was, that was it. Yeah.

That's all it took. I mean, and again, I stopped because man's went over a double yellow. Like, you know? Yeah. And again, I look at this whole entire situation and I'm like, this whole thing could have been prevented if you weren't fucking speeding. Right. Like, everything could have been prevented because there's, okay, I even tested it. I tested it in another car.

I went 50 around that bend and, and I measured it out. He had over 250 feet to slow down and stop. So you can easily do that. The speed limits are not just like up there as a record. I know I sound so old, like a stupid father or a cop, but like genuinely, they're there, they're there. They're there. Yeah, they're there for like if you were going to speed limit and you saw somebody in the middle of the road, you would be able to stop. You'd have enough time of realization and like, you know, pressing on the gas and you would be able to stop, you know? So if you exceed that, you just you make the window of decision and action way, way smaller. And it could. result in a crash, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Don't speed, especially in residential neighborhoods, guys. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I'm glad no one was hurt. I'm glad the kid wasn't hurt. A little lesson here and there can't hurt either, I guess, but point is... A little lesson. I mean, his car was totally, it was totaled. His car was fucked. So my car was not totaled.

The insurance company paid for every single bit of damage on that car. And, you know... And boy, did they pay. And they, they dropped me for sure. But, um, wait, they paid for the car? Yeah, they had to. Oh, wait. I thought it was only $1,000 of compensation.

Um, so, okay. I lied. So in insurance, right? In insurance, you pay, you, you, you have a deductible, right? So like, in a case of a collision, you're responsible for a deductible. That's why they say it's $1,000, $2,000 deductible. If you have a $2,000 deductible, let's just say, uh, uh, your payment on your car, is going to be less, right?

But if you have a $1,000 deductible, your payment would be more. So in this case, I had a $1,000, I had a thousand dollar deductible. And so I only had to pay $1,000 of the total cost for the accident. Where I said the $1,500 came in was going with attorneys and like trying to like genuinely chase and change the outcome of everything that happened. Right.

And nothing, it was going to probably go to litigation. And like, dude, at this point, It had been a year and a half after the car accident. Yeah. Like the everything from the accident in what? Was that 2024? This is you, Yomi and Raya,

Jason, this is, this is, this is me and Raya, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, my eyes are glued to this guy.

Yeah, sorry. There's a, at home, there is some action going on. This guy sucks at playing GTA. Um, but yeah.

Continue, sorry, continue. continue. Yeah, do that happen? That's gone for so long. Yeah, it was in 2024 and it was a very beginning of 24 and everything with the attorneys and everything ended like three months ago. Yeah. So it was over a year and a half. And it would have continued. It would have continued if I had pushed for going to litigation and if I had pushed to go to like in front of a jury or whatever. And it's like at that point, it's not worth my time. It's not worth the effort. Yes, I'm sad that the car got hit. I'm just glad that no one got hurt, right? It's not like the end of the world. But yeah, then recently,

like a few months ago, the car got backed into again. Yeah. And the quarter panel. And then, parked that time. The car was parked that time. The car was parked and just destroyed. You were inside a house and then someone hit it while it was parked. And then it got hit it. And then again, so now, so keep in mind, the first car accident, I hadn't had that car for seven months because of the car accident. Got it back and then, you know, whatever. And then a few months ago, the car was parked in front of a driveway and

someone in that house was leaving. I said by to them, whatever. And he leaves and then walks back in like two minutes later and he's like, Willie, I just backed into your car. And I thought he was fucking with me. Again, another example of like how Tanner thought so. I thought this guy was fucking with me because the

whole night he'd been bullshitting around, fucking around. And I was like, all right, bro, ha. Ha-ha. You need me move your car? My car? He's like, No, like I dead ass backed into your car. I'm so sorry. When to take the Joker serious. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, okay, let's go take a look.

And I looked at it. And I was like, wow, that is a lot worse than I thought. Oh, man. All I asked was, do you have insurance? He said, yeah. I was like, all right. I'm like, we're just going to have to go through insurance. And I just gave him a hug and was like, it's all good.

Don't worry about it. And didn't have the car for another two and a half, three months. Bro. Whoa. Whoa. That sucks so bad. Oh my gosh. It's going to happen again. Oh, and then two weeks ago now, we're coming on two weeks. I was at the domain here in Austin. I was actually eating food with his name's King Woles. I don't know if you guys know King Wals. He's a part of 100 Thieves. He's a streamer.

I do, yeah. Yeah, really nice dude. And we're eating actually at Yard House. And I'm leaving. We dab each other up. And I'm walking to my car that's parallel parked. and I see this old man in his truck backing into the parking spot in front of me and there's a UPS truck to my left, like my car on my left side. And I'm like watching as this guy's backing up as I'm going to my car. And I get to my car, open the door and the UPS driver's like, yo, he backed into your car. And I was like, so I back up my car and then I have to get out and his hitch hit the front grill, my carbon fiber grill.

And I'm just like, you know what? the whole moral of this whole story is Texas sucks asshole and it's like I've never got into so many accidents until Texas. And I think it's really crazy to hear that coming from somebody who lived in New Jersey.

I'll just say that much. That's pretty crazy. Where everyone says New Jersey drivers suck. Yeah, Texas drivers actually suck. I don't know what goes to y'all's brain. What about Georgia? Atlanta is the worst. Like, genuinely. If you can drive in Atlanta. That's the top three. I really want to see the, I want to see the cops

in action like with my eyes because I always hear about the oh you don't know you do not Georgia State Patrol bro they will pit maneuver you for just going 5 over it and they're like 5 star GTA cops like they are dude they are they're genuinely

yeah like Nick said he they will they'll pit at any given opportunity GSP is like the military bro they don't give a fuck they pit it I saw a compilation of them they pit a minifam Mom

It didn't roll I didn't know what video we're talking about It didn't roll But it was still like God damn Guys there's like easier ways to do this Besides pit maneuvering Georgia State Patrol

Dude I know if Yomi was here right now He'd be talking about it And how Georgia State Patrol Just does not fuck around Because like my experiences with GSP I was driving 10 over the speed limit On one side of the road The other police officer was driving the other way

Flicked his lights on drove over the grass immediately and just chased me down. I swear, it was, I was like, dude, like, all right, man, here's my license, bro, you take it. I'm not going to run from you. And I'll be real, like, were you, you weren't driving your arm before, were you? No, no. Yeah, well, yeah, okay, good. I was about to say, like,

if you brought them on a ride, I honestly wonder, I feel like they would be able to. Hop around. Do you think they'd keep up? Because they all drive on. If I were to, like, run? Yeah, they're not scat packs. What are they?

their own So yeah They um They're chargers Like they have chargers and stuff But I think it's It's chargers They're supercharged

They fucking Dodge and like Chevy They have And Ford They make their own police Packages for those cars The Musclee cars That are only available For police officers

Like a police company Like the departments and stuff Mm-hmm Yeah So they They're made to kind of keep up With just about everything and if they can't keep up

the helicopter will keep up that's just how they go yeah you know unless you live in like bridge city then then that it's true

the worst ever yeah if you live in Bridge City the cars yeah the helicopter might not be able to see you if you're in Bridge City this is like Joe Ruggins

he's like what the fuck are you talking about what that fuck is Bridge City What is Bridge City? Get out. Is that a conspiracy theory you think of? Or, this episode is sponsored by Alpha Brain.

Yeah. On Alpha Brain. This guy's clearly not on it. He just made up a city of bridges. But me, Joe, I'm on that. I do got to say, though, this story has been in the oven for so long. Yeah.

There have been so many opportunities. I wanted to chime in about it or talk about it. but the legalities of it all were like the less you talk about it the better for us better chance you'll have at you know not getting screwed over this happened again in the beginning of 24th it affects other shit and then it just you can't speak about it and that's like the worst thing ever when something's affecting you you can't talk about it's like yep yeah you literally cannot I'll never forget I'll never forget that experience bro like that was that was so shit just going through. I hate not being able to speak on something sometimes. You know what I mean?

I was close. Yeah, that was, we almost watched the head on collision. It was a really ironic decision of footage here, guys. I could have put on hamsters or like pigs oinking, but here we are, GTA. Yeah. Yeah. Here's at home. There's GT on a screen. Dude, there's actually a podcast episode. If you go back and I think it was, um, because the car accident happened in, um, in 24. No, it was March. It was March, like 16th or something like that. So if you go to the podcast episodes from back in March, I'm pretty sure you can see me like

zoned the fuck out because I was mid-concussion. You have a headwrapped. And the neck brace. Can we just like dress you up in full like medical gear? Yeah. I always think about that guy

from SpongeBob. Oh, sorry. Where his arms are out and his leg is up. my like my body's made of glass and paper scammer so that was that experience in other news in other news

um dude I'm actually so in other news I'm getting ready for TwitchCon yeah I was about to say if we could yeah to wrap up we got to let that know let everyone know um one of the podcasts that we recorded went horribly wrong with there's a lot of technical difficulties we're not good with that there is always

some sort of issue. I don't know what's going on. Why? Like, why? Oh, yes. I don't know. But, but, but. We talked about going to TwitchCon. It got scrapped. The next podcast we came out with. There was no mention. We're going to do it here, do it now. We will be at Twitchcon.

We'll be 25 in San Diego. Yes. We'll be very cool. We'll be very fun. Yes. And anyone else who is going. We hope to see you guys there. It'll be cool. I was going to say that I was thinking about doing one of those videos where like it's a time lapse of someone losing weight. because like I'm locking in now.

I gotta lose some pounds for Twitchcon, dude. I don't want to look like chubby in pictures. It was like two weeks ago. You were posting with your trainer. What happened? Damn. Well, so what happened was I cut,

I dropped 27 pounds in like, I don't know, like 40 days, 50 days. But I burnt myself out completely on training. I burnt myself out on eating salmon. I fucking hated the idea. Really? I swear, bro. I ate salmon every fucking day.

Kinoa and Brussels sprouts and asparagus. I hated the thought of it. Every day, bro. It was bad. I like salmon. I burnt myself out and then I was like too busy working on like the car and other things like that and whatever. So yeah, I basically gained a few pounds and now I'm trying to like lose a lot of it again in like a healthy manner now. I have a clip of you ordering a dozen donuts for yourself. Oh, fuck.

That was last week. A dozen donuts. A dozen. Dare I say, dare I say, I ate almost all of them. Yeah, three Boston cream,

three glazed, three chocolate glazed, and three. Dude, I found out, Wegman pizza, one slices is like 500 calories.

What the fuck you got, that's my perception of the life. Salt or sodium or what is it? Grease, bro. So it's all fats. Sludge.

Fuck. There's, dude. There's calories and everything nowadays. Everything is calories. We live in the greatest country on earth,

by the way. By the way, keep in mind By the way Supposedly Yeah, there's like sodium and everything Dude, dude Like Cheetos I realized that

Too late Cheetos are been killing me y'all At sodium Yeah, it's actually crazy You don't realize until you look at Yeah Something and you're like And then you

And then that mixed in with like my Like I was always surprised Like now that I looked into I was like damn How did I manage for so long To eat so many Cheetos without drinking like that much water. Because like I, it's probably like you're fine

until you realize it's like oh, these are bad for me. And then when you eat it, you feel like you can feel it and then it's like real. But you never felt it before. It's like with face washing, you know? Like I never used to wash my face and I got no acne and now when I wash my face now but now when I don't watch my face I get an acne

immediately. It's like, damn. It's weird, bro. And you can see it in Lastly VC for me fucking like gawing at the bag of cheap Cheetos And I mean I've been like that for fucking years

I mean dude when I when GTA came out I was like in like fifth grade And I remember having A Dr. Pepper and hot Cheetos And a controller ride my lap I wouldn't have it any other way The times Oh my God

That's perfect That is type S type S I can't do that shit no more Dude the other day The other day Grant gave me a Dorito Oh my God bro Oh my God The barbecue Dorito.

Oh my God. Yeah, Isaac, like, nutted. Isaac knutted in the kitchen. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's not even right. I can't believe they face like that. Y'all got Trader Joe's over there?

No. Oh, y'all, that place sucks. It's expensive as fun. I need to respond, man. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Trader Joe's is the most fireplace on earth. What?

Oh, you were trying to, okay. Oh, I think you were saying Trader Joe's sucked. You're talking about Texas. He's trying to know. Oh. Oh, I was saying, Joe sucks. Dude, did you ever see that video of them not letting people, like, with the expired food? Trader Joe's wouldn't let them, like, expired.

They just throw away food. And then someone was, like, trying to take the food and they were, like, being mean to them. Have you seen that? Oh, it was like a worker trying to. That seems like a one-time case. That was even, no, I don't know. Charter Joe's, charred Joe's is expensive as fuck. If you trade-Jos.

That's for the privilege, though. Is it like whole foods? Oh, you're so cap. It's not. Not cap. I have not cap right now. Trader Joe's is very expensive. Trayor Joe is expensive.

They all say it. Grunk or bottle? It's not. Kim and I went yesterday. For $52, we got entire dinner and snacks. Like, and,

$200. What did you get? We got, cheesy sticks. Chicken, chicken thighs. Cooked? Mochi.

No, uncooked chicken thighs. Okay. Mochi. yeah um and then i got a little wafer bar thing um we got dejon mustard um what else i have it hang on all that for for 50 bucks hang on i'm not done yet i can't be tripping i can't be tripping right that's like 20 bucks somewhere else garlic onion Or 25 somewhere else. Eggs.

Eggs are pretty expensive, aren't they? Eggs are. The eggs are expensive. Normally Canon don't get eggs there, but... 30 bucks somewhere else. It's pretty good. It's pretty good for snack food, at least. That doesn't sound that bad.

It doesn't sound that bad. They have this pre-made, you just put it in the freaking pan, Nyoki, that's like fantastic. It's like five bucks. And it's so, so, so, so, so good. How many chicken thighs? Two. How many? Five, maybe six.

Five, maybe six. That's not bad. Six or six or six. It was for ten bucks. I'm trying to remember the weight. I think it was a pound. A pound for ten. The weight was the chicken, the raw chicken economy right now? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't remember. I like it. Can I understand. A head. Can I say thank you. That's everything that works there is beautiful. What? The feet away, man.

What are you doing? Are those a non-sli-stick? Are those a non-slibs? Are you wearing non-slips? No, I'm not. No, there's branded. They're branded. What's the fuck?

Skateboards. Frogs skateboards. Oh, frog skateboards. That's cute. I want to say thank you to people who did buy my merch. This is not a shameless plug. This is a thank you.

You seriously plugging? Yeah. I am. No, you plug. Natural organic. I'll say this now, you know. It's not easy in this economy to be buying stuff like that right now, you know? So people that are buying it and spending money on like the high quality clothing, like I appreciate that, you know.

So I just want to say thank you for that. So. Awesome. Yeah. It's not over yet. You still got time. But like, again, not shameous plug. I'm just saying.

Yeah. I'm not plugging. I'm not plugging. Two more days. I'm not plugging though. I'm not plugging though. I don't know how to say that. I don't know.

Can we redo that? 10%. 10% off. 10% off. I'm not plugging. I'm not plugging. It's just 10% off for these two days. I'm kidding. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's chill. It's chill. We help each other out. Yeah, bro. No, we do.

I think that like, dude, when I grew up, I watched a lot of syndicate, for example. And, um... W. Seg. W. Seg. I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to... I'm sorry. You're trying to... Dude, I'm trying to... I'm trying to... I'm trying to bring a point of reference. The point of reference I having is like, this is my merch right here.

This is an unreleased shirt of merch right here and my shorts are just they're not my shorts of merch because I haven't made these yet Don't tell me they're the same shorts. I always see every podcast with the fucking pattern. Oh my god Dude, you love those pants. I love them so much that I'm going to make them because I love them so much I don't think you understand when I make clothes when I make clothes I have to like I have to love them right otherwise I won't fucking release it and they're usually based on garments that I fucking love. Like the shorts that I did make, those are based on off-white shorts that we bought like when we were in Japan, right?

And then the hoodie, the first hoodie, that was based on Ventmont, right? Like the quality of Ventmont that I genuinely couldn't ever justify the price for it. But like the hoodie, I was like, this quality is fucking nuts. Right? So, point is, is like syndicate

would always wear his own merchandise. Every single time he was wearing something, it was always his. And I thought like, in, back when fucking McWillie's merch and shit, bro. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Dude, that was at a time where I didn't understand kind of like the importance of like branding, branding, but like also how it would make you feel as like, you know, like, I don't know, like as a constant creator. Well, honestly, like, it's, yeah, I do it because I love to see other people wear it, but I also do it because I want to wear my own stuff. Yeah. I'm not going to push out something that, like, people don't really. really fuck with. Wow.

There's freaking precious in the background. That was precious. Oh, precious. Yeah. Oh, Ryder girls. That's so sweet. Yeah,

at some point, I've always thought about the idea of having a uniform. I don't know why. I've been very, very fixed. I'm having a uniform. Like,

what do you mean by that? Like making my own uniform. Huh? Yeah. Go ahead. What? You said Catholic school uniform merch? Yeah.

What are you talking about? What uniform? I'm just talking about like uniform for work. Like put on some work clothes. Totally unnecessary, by the way. Like it's not a neat thing. But I love the idea of having a uniform for anything that I do with work. It's kind of like the way I think about it's kind of like the way you treat a space and how you like feel when you're in a space.

So like if you're at the library, you're going to feel very like, you know, it's quiet and it's fairly pretty focused. So like you're there purely for the fact that you're going to be. either studying or you know browsing quietly through some shit or whatever like it's just really really calm really cool and i think of clothes kind of the same way where like let's say you go to the gym and you have gym clothes on and it's like you have like that tightness and like the elasticity and shits or whatever the hell what's she doing sorry is she shrieking but um yeah no it's like um I don't know. I don't know.

I really enjoy having. Also, because I don't want to think about my clothes. The what? You want like a Photoshop jersey and like a editing overalls? Photoshop jersey. Yeah, I'm trying to like apply what you're saying to like what you do.

No, I would just probably, I don't know. I mean, I would just start with like, look like one of those like, uh, I don't know actually.

I really don't know yet, but we'll think about that. Yeah, it's something I've been thinking about. I was like, you know what, why not? And also it'll introduce me into the world of sewing and stitching, which will be fun. That's later down the line because I really want to get into, in the future, want to get into, like, sewing. And then eventually making my own clothes if I can because that would be really fucking dope.

Like stitching my own. My dream is, if Natfield, is to make my own jacket that I like. Yeah, that'd be safe. And then that'll be, yeah, that would be like really cool. a really cool achievement because I liked I don't know just making your own jacket sounds really fucking sick and I like jackets yeah like that guy in Japan where you sewed two jerseys that were bleached together and sold it as a separate thing

I bought two of them near fire bought two of fire yeah exactly it's just cool it's cool and then I was thinking about it um in in terms of like because I don't know when it comes to merchandise I've always been iffy about like you two are merchandise dies or whatever, but I don't know if it's a possible future, but if I'm able to make like a mock up in my own room and then find someone like a manufacturer that can produce that mockup and then like, you know, just that sounds like a really cool idea, but I don't know the legitimacy or the

execution of that. I don't know. But for now process. It's a process. Yeah, it's a process. It is a process for sure. But I don't know. I think that there's like a lot of, like that stigma around the whole YouTube merch is something that I'm very afraid of ever, having ever. And I don't know.

I don't want people to not want to wear clothes because, or buy clothes because they're afraid of how they'll be perceived. I want them to wear clothes because they fuck with it, you know? And so that's where I come from with all my merch designs. I don't even want to call it merch, but I always use that terminology just because that's what people are used to. I want all the garments. I want to call it apparel.

I want to, you know. Make your standard if you got caught wearing it, you wouldn't be like ashamed. That's it. That's like, I want the pieces that people wear from me to, I want them to be like, damn, like, what is that? Like, because people have asked that before. If you guys remember, like Bryce up. What is that? What is that?

Damn, what is that? Bryce up told me a story when he went to Japan. I don't know if I said this on the podcast. He went to Japan and he went to the. and he went to this this one lady that was, she's an older lady, but she was a designer.

She actually worked with Marilyn Manson on some clothes before. And Bryce and a few other of their friends went to go and get like outfits customized or whatever. And one of them wore my hoodie. And she was telling everyone how all their outfits were dog shit, but she loved the hoodie that I had, the garment, right? And she styled one of their outfits with that hood.

hoodie. And then a lot of people in Japan were like loving that hoodie and, um, yeah, I actually have a white version of it in my closet that I, I had sampled just to see what it would look like. That's sick. Yeah, but I don't know. Do you guys like wearing white clothes? A lot of people apparently don't. It's like actually like one of the, I like a white t-shirt. Yeah, white T's dope. White T's fine. What about like a, what about white, like a hoodie? Whole white fit. Yeah. I was told statistics. I was told statistics that white hoodies generally sell less than other colors. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah.

It's just more of a risk to wear. People, like, black is like the biggest, like, most used color ever. And that's not even just regarding clothes either. I mean, it's just, like, when people buy, like, let's say iPhones, okay? iPhones, people buy black. Like, that's like the most popular color in their lineup. Exactly. Exactly. Cars too. Yeah, cars, like, clothes. It's just black. It's such a simple, it's such a simple it's really good

I don't know it's just it works really really well white can sometimes vary I'd say I don't really know exactly why but it's not like it just has to do with the dirt

yeah I don't know if I'm eating food with a white shirt that I like a lot like there's this one blade shirt that I wear sometimes and it's like

was really expensive to get and it's like white and if I'm eating any food, it's like, I'm taking off the shirt to eat that food because, like, I'm not damaging that damn shirt. Turn out of blade. Yeah. I'm seeing Blade live.

I guess. Oh, when? Yeah, so that's pretty cool. October 5th. I'm excited. Is he local? Or is it like a drive? Yeah.

He's coming to my city. Do you know if there's any openers? Like any surprise? I don't know. But I hope Echo 2K would be that. That's all I can hope for. Yeah. That's all. I think a lot of people hope for that.

I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Pray and hope for that. Yeah. Anyways, you guys, we're at an hour 20th. We're going to wrap it up here. Just to recap, car crashes, don't speed. Maybe wear white when you're not eating food.

And we'll be at TwitchCon. That's the three takeaways from this podcast episode. Yeah, we hope. And Tanner's having a fun time right now. He's having a fucking blast right now on Disney World Land. I hope that video is like him straight-faced, like having like the worst of his life on a roller coaster. He's like drenched in the water too

for no reason. Yeah, he looks miserable. He's just like, oh my God. His luggage got lost he has to wear his little nieces clothes somehow. I don't know. It's all stretched really bad.

All right, all right. We're wrapping up. All right. Thank you for listening and watching. And make sure you guys use Code Group for 10% off lien for the time being. Remember, October big restock,

cop. We'll see you then. Yes, sir. But yeah, we'll see you guys actually next week. Huh? Can I say, can I release something about what we're doing? You can release and say something? We are, Michael.

We're working very diligently on the group channel again. That is making its comeback. We know it's taking some time, but we don't want to produce dog shit. And so like, we've had, yes, we know that we've been on some sort of hiatus on that channel.

Obviously, we all know what the fuck happened. Let's just, we know that. Let's move on. Let's accept. it. But point is, we're coming back and we are coming back with videos that we're happy with, that don't feel fucking corporate and algorithm

algorithmic, trendy followy, right? Like, we want to make videos because we're a friend group, not because we want to fucking be the next beta squad. And so no this on them, it's just like, you know, we just, there's like a trend. There's a trend that certain people follow on YouTube and we

don't want to follow trends. We want to follow fun. And something we didn't do before that I've been working very hard at is of, like I said, I call it the machine, is working on the machine that produces the videos and how to communicate the best with editors so that videos get turned out quicker. Streamlined and then maintain the quality or just maintain like the funness in videos and shit like that. Because it's very important, right? It's different from sending an editor video and then saying like, good luck and then close on the door. It's like, you know, it's truly

collaboration between anyone we work with. And I'm very proud of the fact that we are going down this route of like, you know, right now easing into that where it's like we're working in a manner that is like, it's cool. And it's, I don't know. I just like it.

You guys will see. And yeah, you guys will see. And it's very exciting. Yeah. So that's all. That being said, we're wrapped because we got to figure out some travel.

Yeah. Right now. Five minutes. Yeah. We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys next week. Let's brofisted out. Use co-group. Adios.

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