The Group Chat - #128 - WHAT could be so funny

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

The Four-Loco genius bar creates the world's first ever extremely universal word. Byeah. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

You know how like the podcast are where it's like really mumbly like you're gonna hear welcome back to the group chat ladies and gentlemen welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast guys Isaac has been up for eight hours the four Amigos podcast reunited at last I am overjoyed to be joint here by my friends joint drunk Larry and Tanner who is still in Disneyland Tanner actually moved into the homes at Disneyland

You know the little neighborhood they had tucked away in there You loved it so much you stayed Yeah you guys You guys know what's crazy We know someone who had one of those like really exclusive Like they got the whole park or the whole castle to themselves They were able to stay one night at the castles At the castle

Yeah castle, yes What Tanner did that? What you're talking about? There's like a Disney castle where I think it was like Three kids or maybe one kid gets chosen out of like a fucking billion trillion. Willie Wonka's Disney chocolate. Yeah, the golden ticket.

Yeah, it's kind of like that. Yeah. And they were like, it was pretty cool, but really weird because it's like no one's there except for the workers and like, you know, yeah. Anyways, yeah. So four logos are back. Yeah.

We're, let's just say, huh. We're back and we're better than ever. We're fucking back, baby. The fuck. Make sure you use code group for 10. percent off your lien for the time being. Also, the double cup will be coming back in October.

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I'm going to be frank with the audience at home. Uh, I just, I just woke up and so, dude, I don't want to hear it, man. You can, you have the ability to hide behind a GTA screen. I just woke up and I have to look like I just woke up. I can try and like play. I can, I'll just add to the, Nick, so I want you to picture yourself in a scenario where you have to pretend,

like your lives depended on it. Right now, you've been up. Try, try, try, try, right now, just try. I know this is a podcast. I know this is audible. So, what's up, guys? So right now, here. His eyes.

White Claw? No, no. Guys, I'm up. No, no. It's, okay, look. I ran into GamerSups. I'm drinking.

I'm sorry. Okay, there, I'm sorry. Are you dead fuck? Wow. Dude, I don't have any more

Gers up. Blur everywhere he's saying. I'm running a podcast. You know to your fucking pantry. Isaac, why? Go to your goddamn pantry.

Every time you come over, you never grab any. Because I don't know what I can grab. I don't know who drinks it. You can grab whatever you want. You can, you can, dude, you can come in the house.

You can use my bathroom. You don't have to ask. You can just do that. Dude, whenever I go to their house, the first thing I do when I walk in is pee in Larry's bathroom. Yeah, he just goes straight to my bathroom.

Nice. You do. Your bathroom is nice. And I know my bathroom. I know my totally loves seeing your big Italian nice. I, you know you have that freaking, uh,

hair catcher thing. Oh yeah. We, the straight, they get, oh, come on your, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have that. And I had to, uh, wait what are you talking about the thing over the drain

the shower hair catcher oh right yeah yeah and I had to clean out ours because it was turning into a bathtub when you showered it was just so I hate even thinking about it but I pulled it out and you seen the new house yeah what

yeah I have dude this guy's tired and you're dreaming you're dreaming we're dreaming we're having real grunk Oh, that's right. $2.50 investment. Like, it is worth it.

It's worth it. Dude, the one that Larry has that actually looks good is like $12 bucks at Target. Larry, which one you got? I'm no idea. You actually go grab it. It's right there.

I'm usually like a brand guy. Like I know my brands when I buy them, but that one I just, I'm pretty sure. It's like the Target. I went to Target. Yeah, I think I just went to Target. I bought whatever I saw. Dude, we were about to get it.

And then we saw like 1199 and we were like, for like plastic like rubber. Yeah. It's like rubber with like a metal base. It's a metal base. And all the other ones looks ugly. I don't remember. I really, I just remember like my bath was getting full and I didn't know how to like I didn't, you know, at the time I was a young adult.

And so, you know, young adults don't know, right? So my shit clogged. They don't know. They don't know anything. And then I got put on to the, you know, young adults, they don't know nothing. You know, they don't know shit. And then I got put on to the green gobbler and the green gobbler. Shout out Green Gob.

That's a real thing. What is that? Young adults tap in Green Gob will get rid. So, you're at the age that I learned. So I'm going to pass my knowledge on to you. Oh, you said, Brod. You said what?

No, it's not a little bro thing. It's my brother thing. So it's side to side. It's not like that. My brother. Bro turns 22. Bro turns 22. Yeah, exactly.

So it's the thing. He thinks he knows everything. Little brother. I know just enough little brother. I'm curious what the Green Brother Goblin is. Let the Green Brother speak, Red Brother. You're not a Green Gobber. I want to hear what it is.

His podcast is all over the book. No, I actually want to hear the Green Gobbler. Okay. He's on the screen right now. Give me space. I'm holding space. This is my safe zone. This is that the Green Gobbler right there?

Get all the fucking space you want. Isaac, you're the, I mean, Nick, you're the Red Brother. Isaac, you're the Blue Brother. No. I literally put you on. Dude, I just want to hear the other. We're getting off track. We're getting off track.

Okay, so the green gobbler is this liquid that you pour down the drain. You let it sit for like a few hours. Like Drano? And it's basically acid. It's brady, basically acid. It's Dr. And it pretty much dissolves all the hair. And it makes it like so that their pipes are pretty much good.

It smells out. You just found out about Drano? I was today years old when I found about Drano. And it's not called the Green Goblin. I'd personally go for the Green Gobler. I don't know much about Drayna But yeah I didn't have any gloves or anything

So I just used paper towels to like guard my hands And grab the hair And bro, oh On the last pool Is it just your hair? No, I think the girls who lived in this place before us Oh Like it was all of that too

Because like there are layers to it I pulled out like a chunk maybe like this big And then it kept going And then I pulled out a chunk like this long Like, it was insane. Dude, it very well could be. It's like all of their hair balls. They're so weird.

Like, they, we keep our litter boxes in the bathroom as well. And like, I went into the bathroom one day and there was cat litter like in the toilet. Like, not poop, just cat litter. And I'm just curious how they managed to do that. They probably do the thing where they kick it. They kick it real hard back or something. That's a big kick. That's a big old kick.

Yeah. It's like that. Goldfish going to the other bowl. Yeah. It's like that type of level. They act like they could be able to poop like in the toilet. Like they get up there and look. I caught Tallulah drinking out of the toilet bowl once.

Oh. It's just not very hygienic. Have you were pooped next to them? Like you guys were pooped in some time? I try to give them privacy when they're doing their business. I think I've peed once with them. But I remember one time I opened the door

and I walked in on Tulu pooping. I was like, oh, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't see that. My fault. It comes out. I didn't see anything, by the way. Nothing I really saw.

I didn't see anything. I was just my fault. Isaac, what is this role? A little lower, Isaac. Okay. A little lower. A little lower. You gotta go lower.

Yeah, there. Like a hot. Yeah, like that's really good. Oh, it's good. Also, in other news, I said before we started recording but I just came back from the A store until we get a sponsor. Well no until we get a sponsor then I'll say it but okay I just came from it's a pretty big that's a pretty big order that's a tall

order. That's a I think we can do it's okay it's it's a I'll give clues it's a technology it's a really big technology brand you might know it maybe but I just came out in the there you go sorry I didn't say it but there you go and this lady while I was there so I was grabbing this charger and there was this lady that was like kind of like you know in the way so I was just like you know excuse me and then I don't remember exactly how we started conversating but we started talking about like basically life somehow some way really weird spot but she ended with can I pray for you and I was like and I sat there and I looked at her because that's never really happened to me so I was like in my head I was like I don't know can't

you, but not in a rude way. I was just like, is there like a cost to this? Like, do I have to go to church for it to work or something? I don't know. You have to be signed with your Apple Christian care. No, I mean, that's a monthly subscription. Dude, and that's how

rotted my brain is because I was like, oh shit, do I have to like, maybe there, you know? No way. It was just like, you know, she was like, can I pray for you? So I was like, um, and I stood there for a moment kind of just thinking And then I was like, may you, I don't know, I don't know if I said this properly or not. And I said, may you pray for my health and my friend's health and my family's health.

And she was like, okay. And then she was like, what's your name? And then I gave her my name. And she's like, do you go to church? And I was like, I forget what she said after that. But she suggested I go to church and things like that. But she wasn't like pushing on it. It was just sweet.

Did you try to put you on to a church you went to? No. No. She didn't try to put me on to church. She just asked, she just asked if, like, I go to church and I was like, no, not really. And then I was just like, I didn't want to like to try and like, uh, I also had to scram because we had this podcast. So I was like, so I was like, I'm, I'm not, um, an ableist.

I mean, uh, and wait, wait, what's, no, um, fuck, what's the way? Atheist. Apeas. And not an abelist. I'm not an abelist. I'm not an abelist. As you're like walking away backwards. I didn't know what it's saying.

I didn't want to like get her into like thinking. I don't know. I was just trying to get out of this. I was like, I'm not an atheist by the way. I just, I don't really, I haven't gone.

I haven't thought about church in a while. She's like, oh, that's okay. And then she's like, I'll pray for you. I was like, cool.

Nice. Dude. And then I grabbed my charger and then I did that out. But that was just sweet. So shout out to her name. Her name was Robin. Shout out Robin. Olks of the church around my parts will get to your.

ass or they they have a formula i don't know what their incentive is to try and get people to come to their church but like bro like sure it's not more friendship it might be but they come up to you and they they always open with a compliment like hey i like your shirt i like your glasses i like your hair and then and then uh they're like you want to come to church this sunday and um there was one time i was with a friend and i was like let's go to church this sunday so i said yes um But then the friend backed out immediately, literally as soon as they walked away. And I was like, okay. But then the, so I had to give them my phone number because they were going to contact me with the information to the church.

And they ended up texting me. I didn't respond. They fam texted me. I still didn't respond. And then they called me and I picked up and they were like, you going to church this Sunday? And I was like, no, probably not. And then like two weeks go by and I get an anonymous phone call while I'm in the shower. And and I'm like in my head, I'm like, okay, this is just one of my friends like just star 67 like fun time.

And then I pick up and I'm like, dude, I'm literally in the shower right now. What's happening? And then I just heard a voice, you want to church this Sunday? And I'm like, no, no, I'm not actually. And that was after I had blocked their number as well. Like, so they like be tracking you. It's crazy. I'll be real.

that's a little crazy. That was Jesus on the phone. That's a little bit of a, yeah. You're right. Because he doesn't have a real number. Did they get paid for like? I was going to make a joke about it being commission based, but I don't think so. I think it's just, they want.

No, no, no, no. You would be surprised, my brother. No way. I don't know. The lady, I'll say this much, the lady who I was speaking with Robin, very warm. It just felt like like a cool, nice, sincere conversation. And I wasn't, I wasn't like, hmm, like, you know how like, dude, I remember in school when the military, the, the army guys would have come up to you.

And motherfucker, they targeted me like a fucking hawk. And I was like a warm. Hey, you. Hey, short shit. Hey, come here. I was, okay. So, like, my school had this, like, outdoor, like, yard thing or like, like, like benches and shit. So I'd be out there on my phone, like, between classes come up to me.

And they'll do the thing where they, like, you know, put the leg over the, sit down. And they're like. looking around looking around and there's no one around it so it's like okay what's like what's going on here um and then you know hits hits me up with the you know what are you watching and i'm like oh crap okay and then you know one thing we'd soon out there you want to join the army and yeah yeah yeah you're watching well and i'm like dude like i mean look at me bro i'm not i'm not i'm not fit like one one grenade i don't it doesn't even had to blow up it could just it can hit my head and i'm out like i'm I'm, yeah, yeah.

You know, I don't know. I'm not suited for it. They would probably put me in like some sort of like guard the door. Were you not? You could be an intelligence officer. I could be. While he's reading, I have a question. In a vlog, in a Willie vlog, he came over.

And I started calling out like 10 hut, 10. I made a joke that you're in JRO. T.C. Were you not? I was. I was. but I'll say okay listen

I think I've given context as to why I was in it I don't remember do you guys know it's been years it's been years well I was in JROTC

back in 20 no wait okay I don't know the year exactly but I know the grade it was yeah it was like 2024 late 2024

and that's why we went in the hiatus because I had to join the ROTC I had to go to camp That would have been the perfect opportunity I had to shave head and everything It was a very long process to grow my hair back It was a very long process

To grow my hair back No it's kind of an embarrassing thing to admit But I joined JRTC back in like seventh No it was a yeah seventh and eighth grade Because I had two options I had one, I had to do PE or JRLOTC. And those were my two choices.

And I remember PE people telling me that like there was like these locker rooms and like you, some crazy shit would go down to locker rooms. I didn't want none of that. So I was like, okay, I don't want to deal with the locker rooms. Like I didn't care about P. But I didn't want to deal with the locker rooms. That is a very true story. So I just, I said fuck it.

And I joined JRLTC. I don't really regret it but I wasn't too into it though I will say that I don't know if you guys know about the whole bit of like the kid who really wants to join the army and is and that is a very very real thing

now the homeboy in my class shout out to you because you were very committed but holy damn dude like he was he had a temper to him so if you would fuck up he would fit right in

he would fit right in and it was one of those he was one of those kids who like you know like he would kind of like get really really mad at you let's say and the teacher kind of had to hold him back and be like all right chill out like I get what you're trying to do but chill out like it was it was that

he was mini modding in the server yeah he was low key mini modding and I hope I mean hope is good man like he was damn near like in the army already bro like that guy was fucking shaved head and everything too like you get a buzz cut um so he would fit right in I think but yeah

What was J ROTC even about, bro? Like, what happened? I don't know the objective. Is it just to, like, join? Be a hard ass before you turn 18. Well, isn't the ROTC in, like, high school? No. Well, mine was in middle school.

I was in middle school when I was doing it. Wait, so. Because, like, I think. Oh, no, mine was ROTC, not J ROTC. Oh, okay. JROTC is like J. So you were, yeah, you were in high school with ROTC. I wasn't in high school doing that

No Oh you're okay It was just middle school Yeah And then okay so it offers benefits Like leadership development Physical fitness discipline And potentially leading to college scholarships

Am I right? It's the military career The GER OTC Where's the alcohol And the coolest part And I mean it was only quote of me Was the whole like tricks with the rifle You had to spin it around your hand

And you had to You had to you know It's a march You'd rather do that. Yeah, name one combat advantage that. You basically enlisted in the military in high school. It's just cool in the day, bro. You get to hold a fucking rifle in the yard.

Like, that shit was bad. I wake up in the morning and then you have to have a rifle. Huh? Didn't you have to wear a uniform? Yeah. Oh, buddy. Look at them. You've seen pictures.

You totally wore uniform. Yeah, I had to wear boots. Is that where that came from? Is that why you love wearing boots now? Is that where what? Is that why you love wearing boots now? No, I wore him now. I wore boots because my brother.

He put me on. He would have me do outside work, like, put that fucking, whatever the road is made out of. That is it. Asphalt. Yeah, asphalt. He had me rake it for this one, like, it was like my, God, what is it? It was like his wife's dad's barn. I don't know.

I don't know. But basically. Summers for me were GTA 5, Dr. Pepper, Hot Cheetos, and rowing asphalt in this hot-ass Texas weather. So I had boots on. And then from there, I was like, I don't know, I kind of like boots. Like I don't have to wear about them getting scoffed and dirty.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. And tuck in my jeans into my boots and just rake. Oh, dude. Come home. Hot Cheetos. Dr. Pepper, GTA five heist. Oh. Oh, the wife.

Yeah, that was great. Until I met you guys. I have a digestion. And then everything changed. Yeah, and then you start as a bird in a Discord meme. It all went from there. And then everything changed. It's kind of crazy how that happened.

Y'all, like life literally 180. Yeah. Larry went from shoveling asphalt and boots to being a bird in a Discord VC and said, that's the life for me. Yeah, I remember Larry sat there and he was like, I wonder when they're going to come talk to me. We come in an hour later. All right, bro, it's done.

Right? Sorry, I can't record you. I'm a fucking rowing assfall and I'm eating chicken nuggets. I'll be home in like, I don't know, two hours. What was the, go, wait, that's a fun exercise.

What was the excuse all those years ago? To what? Like if we were like, if we were trying to rally the troops, what was the excuse of like, I can't go? Like nowadays, you know,

Grunk has a really important AP college class. And, oh, like what prevented me from being able to join? Yeah, yeah, all of us. It was in class.

It was being in class. I couldn't go because I was in class and you guys were to record. I remember the first recording you guys did with chills. And I think that was the first time I actually could not make it to a recording. And I was sitting in my class.

I had this architect class. So my teacher was like drafting some shit. And I remember looking down on my phone because we had like big ass tables so it was kind of block. You know, he couldn't see us. So I had my phone down here. And I just saw y'all on Discord VC.

And I was like, uh, rough feeling, dude. Fuck, dang. I know you probably want to meet him at the time too. Right. So you probably wanted to meet him at the time too. Yeah, I was like, damn, damn. Because the only of the time I backed out was when you guys did a video with

Miyamakova. And at the time, I was like, I was like, oh, crap, this is like Loki a porn star. And I don't want to. Yeah, I was a lot of mine. I was like, I'm okay. I'm okay. I remember, yeah, it was you saying that.

I think I basically told you I didn't want you being there. Yeah, you were just like, yeah. Yeah, I was like, and I was also like, yeah, I don't know. I don't do that because at the time I was pretty like, I mean, you know, digital footprint. Oh, foot. The digital footprint is like a, you know, at the time. What the, what the, what is that? A digital footprint, man, let me tell you.

What is that? I don't know. I really, psychosis. at the time I was really skeptical about my family finding me through whichever means

I don't really care now but you know back then I would have why I'd blur my face and like all this crap so it was just that I didn't want to be like

oh my God is this you with a porn star I don't know of digital footprint I was like thinking about mine and all of everything ever

is online of me I was looking a while back. I was looking at even before you guys and I'm out, I'm in Hello Luke or something videos and it's like, wow. Like that's like before

my voice had dropped before anything it even happened and I was just on the internet and it's like damn I hope I have not done anything to prevent me from employment. I don't think I have but like you know, that'd just be terrible. But also would they really say

when you were 13 you did something? No. No. In this day and age? I don't know, dude. Also, you never did anything horrible, like, to prevent you from, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I think nowadays everyone has a foot online and, um, and it's more common than not that you have something online. Like, you have like a bad, but just anything online. Like you've posted online.

You've, you know, um, but I know, I know, I mean, there are some services, obviously, where it's like, it's super required that you have everything stripped away from you. for identity's sake. I had distant friend who was, what's it called, offered to join. It was like some academy or camp for, like secret intelligence or whatever.

And they had his family, like, strip him off like everything about him online. And it was kind of like, it was like low key like deep scrubbing like the whole, like every, they ghosted him off the deep scrub web. There was like,

you can't post photos of him. you can't, he can't have an account. Like he can't have an account, but he can't post anything about himself. Or, yeah, it was, it's pretty like, I'm not going to lie. They low-key watch your shit. That's real. That's real. You know, I mean, but I think it's real, maybe.

We're the complete opposite, y'all. We can post it. Oh, ho! I know Grunt is one of the longest, like, ledgers or, I guess. Yeah, dude. And it only gets longer. It only gets longer, man. I know.

Insane. More videos you appear. Do you guys have any... From 14... Dude, I'm 21 and less than a week. Woo! Oh! 14, 15.

Getting drunk with drunk. Getting drunk with drunk. Getting drunk with drunk. The hell? Do you hear that? Dude, your puberty's coming in, bro. Dude, what the hell happened? Congrats, man.

Getting drunk with drunk in a week! We're going to Virginia. Can we do a vlog while we're in San Diego where we actually just go to bars and just get fucking... You're gonna be... You're gonna be drunk by then. I mean, you're gonna be abused by that. Yeah. drunk by then.

Yeah, if he's going to be drunk in a week, he's going to be drunk in by the time. Yeah, I'm doing, okay, as soon as I turn 21, I'm doing a year-long bender in celebration for my 24th birthday. Dude, yes. We're going to introduce you to something called day drinking, okay? And you're going to just immediately wake up and instead of water, just straight liquor. That's so gross. Straight, straight ketos.

Yeah. I'm going to have a whole bunch of Isaac Y challenges where it's going to be like dares, but it's going to be really creative ways to just drink alcohol. Yeah, it's like the first couple months that I'm like able to drink. I ruined drinking forever for me. That's how it goes. I'm not kidding you. There is a honeymoon phase and a fuck this.

This is disgusting phase. I promise you. So like there's one alcohol you probably really hate and like can't even bear the smell of that. Dude. See, everyone says that about like tequila and what? Really? Does everyone say that about tequila? Yeah.

I know a lot of people who like. As a matter of fact. Wait, why? Just what I've heard. So the rumors go. Dude, vodka is the worst or so. The word of mystery is. Dude, but I've heard people say that, like, they actually, like, don't really care about tequila.

Like, tequila's not that bad is what people have said. I hear a lot of people complaining about Pink Whitney. People... No, I don't know. I've heard people say it's pretty good. I've heard that, too. Yeah. I've heard that too.

On the views, Moscow Meal was rated as one of the best drinks. Yeah. I know I've been led to believe Okay, wait, I can't actually talk about when I went to Sweden and had a vodka Red Bull legally So And that was, that was pretty all right How was your first vodka Red Bull, grunk?

In Sweden. In Sweden, mind you? How was your first ever alcoholic beverage? It was delicious, dude. I literally, I have, there's a story post on my Instagram where it says two vodka red bulls plus empty stomach

equals vibe and it was a vibe because it hit you hard as shit I guess what what layer fly yeah yeah yeah I was just one glass actually it was one vodka red bull and I like

it just put me in like a euphoric state don't they give you like half a red bull too were you high I think so I think I was this alcohol is making me high it was making me so high like and we were in this vibe of a restaurant or bar, I guess. It was crazy.

It was like you go in and there's one room and then you go back. There's another room. You go to the left. There's another room. But if you go to the right, there's another room. But if you continue to the left, there's another room. That's impossible. It's amazing.

That's actually kind of fucked up because you're really drunk and you're like. Yeah. It's like, oh, fuck, what room am I in? It's like verdict. Did I ever tell you guys that I got like placebo and I think I was drunk and I actually thought I was drunk? No. It was yesterday.

Yeah. So, yesterday when I woke up, Isaac told me I was drunk. No, but I was, I don't know how old that was. I was fairly,

fairly young. And I was at a 15. And my cousins, so they offer this thing where like, it's like a, what do they call it, Raspah? What do they call it,

Raspian English? Like the fucking, um, oh my God, really thinking, it's just like chilled, like chilled, like a smoothie,

like an icy, like an icy. It's like a sluice. Yes, thank you. Sorry, I couldn't think of that. Rasta? Yeah, Raspah. So they had these like slushies that were like alcoholic, right?

And they also had non-alcoholic slushies. Yeah. So I was given a slushy by my cousins, right? Like to imagine like a bunch of these girls come up to me and like, and they're like, try this. And I was like, oh my God. I'm being given the alcohol. And so I was like geek and I was like, oh my God, this is like going to be insanely lit. So I have it, right?

And they're telling me like, dude, it's gonna get you like really fucked down, letting me know. Like, we have to make sure your mom doesn't know, like, you know, if you're, if she asked, if she asks you like, if there's something wrong or whatever,

just say you're sleepy. And I was like, okay, okay. So I drink it. Now I'm like, oh, it doesn't taste bad. And so, you know, I'm having enough drink. Wait, I actually like it. Is that normal? It actually tastes pretty good.

Guys, am I meant to drink? Like, am I meant to drink? Like, am I mean? taste the alcohol. Am I a veteran? Am I valid? Bro, that is a real thing. I thought. I thought I was like, oh my God, like I'm a natural at this.

So I'm drinking it. I'm like, damn, this shit's good. So I drink the whole thing. And I'm like, okay, when does it happen? And so they're like, you know, just let some time pass. And then you'll start to feel it. And I'm like, okay, okay. So I'm like walking around.

I don't know what I'm probably just doing like little kid shit, you know, a little, you know. And so at some point, I'm like really sleepy. And I'm like, oh, dude, I think I'm really drunk now.

Like, I'm so tired. I can sleep anywhere right now. I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like making myself slowly blink as well. Like I know I'm doing that.

I know that I'm like, like kind of just going into, like getting into my head about it. Oh, man. I'm really. drunk and I go to my cousins I'm like oh is like I might supposed to be this sleepy and they're like yeah it happens like when you're drunk you just get like really tired dude that's so funny I'm like oh gosh okay and the whole night it's just this slow decline of me getting sleepier and sleepier

you're just getting tired that was yeah it wasn't me getting like really tired and like oh and then I tell my mom I'm like I'm sleepy I want to go home and then that was that but I think I'm the only one who could be in the position that you're were they your sisters or just no it was my cousins it was my cousins your cousins yeah um so all of you guys are like the youngest

so I feel like if anything you guys experienced the fake alcohol stunt I pulled that on each and everyone oh my gosh it's like an experiment what was the data report

the data was Because it worked on my younger brother. And he acted almost exactly how you reacted like everybody. Every other one after that caught on eventually. And the fund was over for me. So it kind of sucked. But the cousins are up next. Luckily, they're still under 21.

So I can have some fun. Do you want to give away the strat or no? A strat? Yeah. Yeah. So I would basically. Basically, we are our cousins who are like, they love, holy cow, they love alcohol, like a lot. Are they under 21?

Huh? Yes, yeah. No, yes, dude. They were all 20. They were all above the age of 21. So I was like, I was 21 at the time. And my brother was like 19 or 20. And I'd be like, you don't want to drink.

He looked at me. He was like, yeah. It's like, okay, bad, but, then I'd go into like the other room. I'd sit in there, like eat some Cheetos, you know, pour like, you have like a trench coat. Like, like, drink this.

They had like every, every alcohol you could possibly imagine off the dome right now. They had it on the counter. So I had many options to not choose from. Just kind of look at. So I like, I took some time, talked a little bit and then poured like a glass of coat.

Give it to my brother. Um, and he would like, I stopped paying attention for like 20 minutes of look back and he looked so chill. Like I think he was definitely putting on a chill act. Like, If you cross your arms and lean back in a couch type of thing and you're only looking like through like the bottom of your eyes like that just like with a little smile on your face, it was like that. It was really funny, dude.

But it didn't work afterwards. None of them picked up on it. Damn. Maybe they're experienced, man. Maybe they're hardcore veterans. I'll be real. Right after my brother and I, underage drinking, very real. happens guys

it does happen watch out he's never happened I know at never once has it ever ever you guys I'm not going for that

oh my god holy shit bro like there is this kid I swear to God he looked like he was like 14 13 and he would so you guys know like those dances

I think I showed you guys a video where like they go in a circle and they're just dancing in a straight fucking like it's just like a fucking typhoon and there is this kid who like he had like the button down shirt

but he only had the bottom half button down so the whole thing was open. Bro, he was so sweaty and like, he kept fucking drinking from like,

I don't know. He just grabbed random people's like, like, drinks and he was just drinking it. And then he would like do this thing where he would like, and I get alcohol and everyone else. No one really cared.

Everyone was just like hard. All in for it. Yeah, I know he felt very like, oh, I'm fucking crazy. Powerful. I'm fucking crazy right now.

I'm fucking crazy. Look at this. I'm not life of the party. Um, You know, my friends are... Bro. We fucking smell. Yeah, it was insane, bro.

How, like, it was just everyone was drunk. It was crazy. Um, you know, it happened. Y'all, that's life. It blows my mind. Alcohol is like the most popular substance ever. Yeah. It's so bad.

By a landsline. It's horrible. It's really, really bad. It's like really bad. But it's so fun. Yeah. What's the deal with that? We're mortals.

Yeah, we're mortals. Of course we drink. We're mortals. Of course I wake up and have a tequila. I'm a mortal. Dude, guys, I have to tell you about this story that I heard last weekend that happened to a friend. A friend this happened to that I heard who's over 21. But basically, he was out at a friend.

party and supposedly had some beers you know maybe three or four in a shot I think and he was eight minutes away from his house he was eight minutes

eight to nine minutes walk from his house a lot of information from your friends and he he had parked illegally that day because he couldn't find a street parking spot so he parked in the in the parking you have to pay for behind his house

he admitted that yes yes but it was fine that because he's done it before and it went fine. But basically he's so he's at this party with his friends and then his roommate calls and is like, yo, your car is about to get towed like the tow truck

is here and then and then he was like okay tell him give me five minutes and I'll be there as he's putting on his shoes and and then his roommate says he says he can't do that. He can't

five minutes. And so he's, and so my friend says, uh, tell him three minutes and that he'll, that, that he'll pay $50. Oh. So three minutes and $50. And then, and then, and then the roommate says, um, uh, okay, he'll do that. So then my friend, he had, he had, he had to sprint home at as fast as he could, drunk. and he doesn't know how he did it. He like swears that he blacked out for the first half that run because it was like, it was an uphill sprint and never in his life had he ever run like that in his life.

But he made it. And literally as he walked up, he was, the tow truck guy was getting out of his tow truck. Yeah, he was getting out of his tow truck and he couldn't believe that he made it. And he paid the tow truck guy $50 and collapsed next to his car. And then his roommate had to move it for him and park it. And then he was sitting on his neighbor's porch and then threw up everything that he had to be.

His keys, his wallet. I think I know who this friend was he super tall. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense how he was able to get there so fast. My friend's roommate. No. No.

No. No. No. The friend that ran wasn't super tall. He was about. I'd say 5-9 long hair-ish, some like weird-shaped glasses. Wait a minute. Oh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, no, I think I, I know you're, yeah, okay. Wait, does you have any pets? Yeah, he has two cats, actually. How do you make it? You said eight-minute of one. Dude, it was crazy. I don't know how he made it. Like, genuinely, I never thought in my life that he could make that ever.

But he did. I don't think he made it in under three minutes. I think he made it under four, but still, like, that was a, that was a sprint. That tow trucker needed that 50, man. Bro, because otherwise, my, his car would have been towed and he would have had to pay. Otherwise, my friend's room. My friend's car would have been. It would have been so annoying.

But, dude, when I tell you, when he threw up, it was literally, like, he had just eaten kind of like two hours beforehand. And his, his, his, I don't know. He told me all this in really extensive detail. Yeah, it's crazy. But his vomit literally looked like the food that he just ate, like the full flatter. He told you that too? Yes, he sent me a picture. And then he thought to himself, hmm, this sucks really bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he made an oath to himself that he would never do it. He felt better literally right after he threw up. Like, and he was failing after. What did your friend eat prior? He ate some halal food. Some halal. Oh, it was chicken over rice.

And it was delicious. How was it? He said it was really good. He gets it every time. I'm pretty sure that like really sucks coming back up to. No, honestly, he told me.

It's not that bad. He told me that it actually wasn't that bad. Yes, it burned a little bit and he didn't get it on his fans. But it wasn't that bad. Like, Greg, I would do a heist with you.

Yeah. Yeah. I'd do it with my friend as, well. I would love to see you get interrogated. Oh my God. Yeah. So the mastermind told me that

a bunch of really specific shit. My friend did this. My friend, my friend. I don't know. This reminds me, dude, I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately. I think recently, dude, Nick when you called me Nick called me while I was asleep and then

I had woken up and I saw that he called me so I called him back. And I think I just spewed whatever it was on my mind, like, at the moment. And I'm pretty sure. I don't remember exactly what I told you, but I remember telling you that I was like being in, that I was in court in, in like,

what was it? Do you remember exactly what I said to you? No. I don't remember anything. Did it sound like gibberish? It sounds like gibberish. And I can relate, I can relate because I did the same thing to grunk.

Grunk called me up like a few weeks ago. That was hilarious. That was literally hilarious. What happened? I said something about. like John Sina. Yeah, you're talking about John Sina and like some

I'm trying to remember the other thing. Like I picked up the phone and asked like, yo, how you're doing? Like what's going on? And you're just like, yeah,

John Sina and, oh man, not even like, like, there's some other thing that he said that. Dude, I swear to God I was awake.

I swear I was. And I like, I remember saying that shit and I don't know why I said John Sina. Like I don't remember saying this to you. I don't remember the details. It's like, okay, from what I can recall, I was in a court in, I think it was Saudi Arabia.

What? But, but, but the, the, whatever I was in court for happened in Texas. And I remember I was trying to drive this like stick drift car, but I didn't know how to like break. So I kept crashing into shit. But the car would never like, like, I would crash into something, but I would go through it. So like, I was like almost like indestructible. And I was like really panicking. Oh fuck I can't even fucking like I can't break like there's no way to break

So then I went to court for some reason in Saudi Arabia and somehow I got the guy who was like trawling me or whatever like I got the judge to be like be chill with me like you like we're bros I don't know it was a bunch of gibberish But I've been having a lot of weird dreams like lately yeah I'm sure there's a deep violent one philosophers in chat let us know about that dream Let's see if there's any yeah Yeah Has there ever been? Exactly. Like, what does that mean?

Has there ever been like a sleep moment with me? Because I could tell you right now, I don't remember anything and I won't remember anything. I've ever said, no, it's like a sleep deprived state. You never. Oh, sleep deprived. To anybody. Yeah, if you call me and I like pick up and I'm like half asleep type shit. That's why I try and like really be persistent on your door because I imagine that you're probably like,

because it happened a few times where I tell you like, get up. You're like, I'm getting up right now. I'm up. Yeah. And then you're definitely still. in bed, like, you didn't move an inch. And I'm like, I know you, you know, so I... When you did that, uh, literally 10 minutes before the podcast, I was really pissed off.

So I got up. My horse already... Dude, I only want to talk about it. I heard your voice and I heard your tone. I was like, how can I make this better? And I did it in the worst way possible. I'm not going to lie with you. I said, I said, do you want to hear good news?

You're like, hmm. Yeah, the iPhone 17. Yep. I was like, yay. Cool. You didn't even say that. You were like, cool. I was like, so you're going to get up, you're like, yes.

I was like, okay, okay. Man, Jim cranky wake-ups, bro. Like, these cats, oh my days. Harvey has started doing this thing where he'll jump on my blanket. And then while he walks, he just like extends his claws out and goes on the fabric, like just while he walks just to be annoying as shit. Because I don't know what he wants, you know, because he has food in his bowl.

I already woke up at 5 in the morning to put food in his bowl and his litter box is empty and so it really is just like what else do you want I think he wants the door or the window open so I opened that and it'll sit on my pillow and look out the window Willie says something attention yes I've tried that as well and he doesn't lay down he just he just

continued to walk over do you ever smack his butt like do you ever play bongos with his butt? Well I'm tired I'm trying to sleep dude. I'm shit bro well I understand I get it I should get that I've seen this really cool toy. I kind of want it for me. Or it's like a mouse and it just moves on its own. That'd be cool.

You could stick it on the wall. Dude. Now I don't think about it. I saw this really cool cat, toy for cats. Really want it for me. It's a little mouse that moves all in a fucking place. Yeah. No, it's kind of crazy.

Dude, we saw it at the cat place, Nick. It was like this toy that this cat. No, it was a spring. That was a spring. What was it, a zoooo pet? Yeah, it was just, you're talking about a little spring. Yeah, it looked, dude, it had like a mind of its own because it kept like, like it knew when the cow was about to get near it.

And it just bounced away. I guess what to go on, bro. It would just stand still. The cow would come near. I swear. I swear. Did it really sound like that? He did, yeah.

It's a little bit. Wow. It had a mind of its own. That's all. Thank you. Dude, Bento. Bento, my only complain about Bento lately. Because he's, like, kind of chilled out again.

He, but I think it's just like, he only, he only, gets really active when I don't want him to be. So, like, if I'm in this podcast, he is, like, very active right now. And, like, I'm watching, like, Raya chasing him. But, like, at nighttime, dude, there's a, there's a little bed next to my bed. And every single night before, like, I feed him, right? Like, I feed him, like, once a day, but he just, like, grazes, right? So by the end of the night, I have to go and refill his bowl.

He eats. Last night, he ate way too fast, and he vomited right at the door. Dude, he vomits his food a lot. He's like, boy, slow down. What is with that? Dude, I don't know. I think it's because his food is all up in his cat tree. And after after he's done, he doesn't have really good depth perception.

So he jumps down and like hits the ground pretty hard. I don't know. It's like when Sonic like gets hit and all the coins come out. It's like every time. No, the reason why bento eats so fast is because he has like day to day memory like a goldfish. And he thinks this is the last time he's ever going to fucking eat ever. So he has to consume. This is it?

I love. I used to say hey because I hate greedy cats. I really do. But there's one video I fucking love. And it's I said it before, but I can't get enough of it. For the cat, is eating normal.

Looks around. Oh, yeah. Sees no one. T-ting. Both hands. Oh my God. It's so fucking.

It's so effing funny, bro. It's so funny. But yeah, Bento Bento sleeps all the way through until like I get up. So there's like a little bed next to me that's like a dog bed

and he doesn't let Raya sleep in it. It was when Raya was a puppy. It was like a little time. And he just takes the whole bed and he lays in there every single effing night. Every night routine baby. Right next to me dude.

I love when animals just do human, when animals are human compilation when they just like Yeah. Animals are a little scratch on the side. And you're like, dude, it's weird. It's weird, bro.

I could be like, bent out, like, come to bed and he literally will, like, stop what he's doing and just, like, go lay in bed. It's, like, the weirdest thing. Aw. So cool.

Which makes me realize that he actually is rage baiting me because if he understands to come to bed, then he understands what I don't want to do something. Yeah, he only does things that he's like,

yeah, I'll do that. I think a lot of cats, a lot of cats and dogs do understand. They just choose whether to listen. Dude, yeah. There's such little brothers, bro. There's such,

like, little brother. Like, it's so annoying. Like, maybe. Do your pets hate the vet? Like, do they hear the word vet and are like,

hmm? Do you think if you bring them like a really super often? Because I've seen videos where it's like, you know, you know where it's like you want to go to the park? All right, let's go to the vet. Oh.

What do you say that? The vibes are just different. Yeah, yeah. They're like, hold. No, no,

no. No, no, no, girl. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This clip's going to go viral on Facebook,

y'all. Dude, why do they all use the same audio of like Here we go Feel good Man It's like an animal getting scared And then just walking off Like that's literally every

Every time Yeah I had to do that because I feel like I'm in history of like trying to say an audio clip and I just embarrassed myself No What do you see this? Where do you hear this? Facebook

Yeah Facebook It's the group called cats and dogs are awesome. Oh, like the compilation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like dogs doing a little stepy doodle and like a cat like doing twirls. Yeah, it's like, okay, so they're thinking so like,

doon, doon, doon, doon, do. Woo! Yeah. Oh my gosh, like exactly like that. Do you ever be out in public and hear like an old person with their volume up and you hear just like all the classics? Like, like, they laugh and the, just, Yeah, everything.

Dude, sneaky stitch, spring in my step, you hear all of the classics. I think a lot of Spanish people can relate, but like there's the baby, um, no, there's this like one baby laugh that I swear to God was like, fucking shadowing. With the, with the Latino beat. Yeah. And there's a video like a little like a little, a little, like, a little 3D baby dancing in the dark. Like it's like, like, a black in the background. It's like a 3D renderer of a baby on a diaper.

He has like one hand in the air and he's like doing a little. Yeah, yeah. He's doing a little like salsa tour. Yeah, yeah, he's like, when I'm bored, I've like trained my, my for you page on TikTok to kind of show me like, shit that's clearly not American.

Like, so I'm over there infiltrating. Your culture. Like Chinese reposts and like, just like Asia shit. Just a whole bunch of Asian TikToks. Um, especially China.

dude this was a few months ago I first saw like the the songs that they were using I swear to you it is the exact same drum loop over like acapella really popular that was a bit for a while where we were like picking up on the fact that there is the same sound being used in every fucking clip like this like you can hear it even if it's really low you can hear it in the background they really like 50 cents snoop dog like a lot um those were all over the damn place. But they also have like laugh tracks for themselves. So if they make a joke, they'll like implement like this one Chinese laugh. I don't know what it is. It's not that one. There's a different one.

There's one in my head I'm thinking of. I'm not doing it. I can't think of it. But it's really, it's really funny, dude. And I kind of want to make a bit. I just need to study more and see how it like plays out. So I sent this into the group chat and Larry saw it.

But remember when I was talking. during my vlog about the, um, bro's not going back home. Oh my God. Dude, that video is the, what is not going back home.

Bro is not going back home. That is an insane video. That is in the same video. You have to, you have to watch this because, you're the home, Bryce. Yeah.

It's, it's, it's a whole page called bro is not going back home. When I heard, when I heard Nick mention it, I was like, what are you talking about? Like,

what, and then he was like, no, it's a thing. Like, it's a real video. I was like, let me see.

And then. sure enough. It says what country flag is this? The country flag is this. You got it first. Oh, damn, he's not going back. Dude. Yeah.

That's like, that's an old one. That is an old one. Oh, my God. It's a whole page dedicated to just the same bit. Wow. Why do people do that? The first thing came to mind was there. There's like a weird, there's like a lifetime of media on online.

where it's like initial media and then it kind of like dies down a little bit and then it picks back up 10 times more powerful than it ever was before when it where it's only making fun of it yeah it's like uh making fun of it picks it picks up a little ironic taste a little ironic twist let me know if you fuck with irony hood irony let me know let me now let What do you guys think the next meme is going to be? The next meme. I'm going to predict it right now. Like this is completely blank.

Like I don't know if this is real or not. So what did you mean by that? Okay. What's the demographic? Mine's not going to be new. Mine's going to be an older one that we're going to bring back. There goes. Is that the meme?

No, right out my head. No, I just had it. It's gone. It's actually gone. Well, you could make what you just said into a meme. Well, there goes. There it is. There it is.

There it is. There is. Right up my head. When life hits you with blank. We bring back on the lame shit. I ain't with it. Please. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. We can bring back. Shooting shots at your feet. Ratata. Wow. Dang. What? Dang, he hit that.

Dang, he hit that, though. Dude, you did that show like it was a small challenge. Like, you were, like, doing a live rendition. You had to do it perfectly with that. Dang. Small. Smule. Yeah.

Smule. Life's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Life is like a box of chocolate. It's like a box of chocolate. Get, get. Get. Guys, come on.

Right that shit down. Are we the future? I think we could be up next. Are we the future? Is that your prediction? As I was saying that, I kind of realized that could be my prediction. That kind of like it. Yeah, I had like a thing happen within my brain where I had to do that.

1,000 birthday cakes. That's one of the funniest things I think I've ever said. That's one of my favorites. Guys, like, I think about sometimes what I've said in Isaac Y videos or Willie videos, wherever I may be saying things. And that's definitely up there is probably one of my favorite things that I've ever said.

Dude, you go idle mind. I don't know what it is. Something controls you when you record. Yeah. But you go, I don't mind. And there's a, what does that mean? I know, there's like a pilot in your head.

Do you get what I'm saying, Isaac? Yes. So, yeah, it is, when there is a lot going on, a lot of exciting shit, a lot of people are just kind of like, I don't know, The A game comes out.

Right. It's like great. You know, A game does come out. Kronka was on his fucking ass game. That was ridiculous. I remember watching 5,000 birthday cakes is one of my favorite bits. Alongside. Well, there goes.

They all go. Well, there goes. Is this the new big? Is this the new big one? There it is. What was I going to say like literally right before this? Oh my god, my sleepy brain. You were talking about grunks saying that he loves 5,000 birthday cakes and then you're also talking about grunk's other bit.

It was even before that. Dang, you're digging your G-spot, dude. Oh, my God, okay. You've been saying things, Larry, recently. I signed. Dude, what, not my, here in H-Stown, we all say, what's your place said? We say, we say, where you go G-spot at? Oh, my fucking.

What's happening? What are they? No, so, listen, every city is. Come on. Hold on. Hold on now. It makes sense. Hold on. There's, there's Lord to us. Every city's coming out with their own lingo, right? Everyone's got, every city's got that lingo. We got an update.

Houston got an update patch. And right now, I can't remember all the fucking lingoes. It's just, if you look up Houston lingo, Atlanta lingo, any link, any, look up your city. Look up lingo on TikTok and you're going to find your lingo, man. What's in right now, you know? I'm pretty sure. I forget where, I forget what city it is,

but it's like when someone pulls up on you, right? And they say that they're packing, but they're not packing that heat, you know. Packing. It's something about, you know.

They're going home. No, no, no, no, it's like it's something with some, you know, some with,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hacking. Like, like, it's not coming. You're packing it.

Bro, you see it, Lebron. Hacking, that dude got the biggest G spot that has seen my life. where are we? Yeah, what the hell's happening? There's this thing.

There's just one video. There's just one video where it basically... It's several videos. It's just bullshit, dude. That's all it is. The lingo is bullshit. Does Houston know that packing already is a thing? It has to do with humbling?

Does they already know that's a thing? What? Packing. Packing? Packing? Yeah, I'm sure everyone in Houston knows what Packing is. I love Pact God, dude. Yeah, packing's already a thing.

I love packing. But we're not talking about packing. We're talking about Houston Lingo. Um, one-on-one. You know what, uh, Isaac put me on? Which I don't think Isaac really did, but maybe he did. I don't know. The preach.

Instead of appreciate, preach. Yeah. But I didn't know, I didn't know how to spell out preach. So I'd always do like P-R-E-C-E. And like, like it looked like-R. Yeah, it looked like press. You have to do P-R-E-S-H. Yeah, it's like preach like that.

And so I said that to actually the clips editor for the podcast. Pre-E-C-H-E. I said, oh my God, the fucking. And the guy who's not American. He's like, what is... What is Preece? Yeah, he said, what does that even mean? Am I fired?

What does that mean? So, I could give you the history of Preech. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So... I'm ready. Way back. I used to live in Pennsylvania.

And because of that, I was like, you know, I wasn't... I was close enough to Philadelphia to where the lingo was just kind of like radiating over there. So, like, there's tons of, like, different words like, like, John. You know, what's you doing that John? What are you doing that, Brian? John. It's just, it's a whole jumbled mess in my brain that I discarded when I moved to Texas.

Mm. Because I started being around all y'all. None of you guys are from. Did you guys say brick? Like, like, like, it's brick outside. Yeah. This brick is fuck.

We outside. I didn't say it. Yard was huge. The only thing, the only thing I got is y'all. Hey, y'all. But, dude, the reason why it came back was because Grant, came here and grant never stopped saying it. So he kept saying it to us.

And then it just kind of reignited all the candles in my head of saying all these weird as words like like preach. It's clicked now. And he also brought back this is like a grant classic. I got to talk about this. Because Tanner started saying it too. And it was really adorable because he tried to apply it in like a like a scholar way of like dissecting and understanding the root in the word meaning of.

mink, which is literally from that fucking video. Mink, mink, mink, mink. Mink, mink, mink, mink. Grant uses it in a universal sense of where if someone dies to get minked,

someone gets punched and get minked. If you finish a bowl of food, that shit got minked. Bro, what's on? So just like mirt. So just like mirt. Brambling to figure out what the possible like meaning of mink was for

several weeks until he finally got it down after I showed him a whole bunch of videos and explained. But yeah, dude, the lingo came back with grit and that explains why Pris came back and there's an outro on my video as well as Mink and shit like that. Time to take you goodbye. Time to take goodbye. Sad hours and floors. It's like the last video you walked for you pass. I need to say goodbye.

Ray Bans. Dude, I just remembered like all the lingo. All the lingo around here comes from Northern Virginia, believe it or not, that I know about anyways. And like there's trim, which is like, oh. that's trim. Yeah. Like,

that's cool. And there's hip, like, I'm hip to that. It's like, oh, I know about that. Oh,

yeah. That was fun. I like that one. What? There's more. There's more. They all come from one guy that I was friends with

in his freshman year, like every single one. But trim and hip. He was like riding down. Yeah. They're fun. They're fun. Like,

that's hip. Okay. I talk about something. I'm not. I'm not sure. Your hip is universal, though. But hip is different. Hip is like, it's cool, but I'm hip with it.

It means like I'm down with it. Like, I'm good with that. I've never heard that. I thought, like, they always used it like that. It's like, oh, you know, because you got like, you know, like the common thing with old people with like, all the old kids. Are they hip and young? Willie, raise your hand. It works.

Ouch. Guys, I'm going to. I'm honestly wondering if we're getting to that age where we're not tapped into younger gen's, uh, lingo. We're not. Well, right now the lingo is just saying chat over and over and saying. cooked and chopped. I'm being dead ass. I'm being dead ass.

I was watching a video of a dad complaining about how his kid he was playing Roblox with his kid and his kid was like, chat, chat, I'm so cooked. He's like,

son, you better stop saying that. You're not streaming. You're not streaming. Dude, the streamer tongue. I mean, think about that.

Wow. You know what's really funny? A lot of Kaisenatz lingo is all from New York. Which makes me think that a lot of the, Yoga generations are just going to start science. Is he from like Brune or something?

It's like it's like Twitch lingo with New York lingo blending together. That's so funny. Internet. It's so funny. Hyper culture. The one like region of lingo I don't even know. Like, okay. Those of you who know of the inbox, you know Miles about the email that we have where we answer

any burning question or any awesome story you guys have or. We try to. Let us know, like, where are you from and some lingo? Because I am curious. I am dead. I'm dead curious. I want to know. It was the rare ones.

Yeah. Fucking makeup one. Make some shit up. Yeah. Let's get a little stick. Let's get a little stick on. I said maybe one will stick. One might stick.

I mean, it might sound real enough where we're like, oh, wow, that's really cool. We start using it. It's like, fake as fuck. Well, okay. how about this let's let's let us try let us try making our own fake lingo right now yeah i'm gonna start with i'm gonna admit to think so okay i feel like it needs to be the criteria i feel like it needs to be something that's like commonly used like it's our common word that needs a replacement like because when i'm thinking trim or hip like that that's kind of a replacement for

cool or like okay okay okay it's like it's either a concept or or like an actual word i feel like the the new word encapsulates Okay Yeah Okay, what about this? Let's make one for When we are hungry Oh my God,

I just remember I'm famished From Houston What Okay, this is in the patch Houston lingo I'm pregnant, bro I'm pregnant

Dude, I've said that before I know I know I'm finished food and said that What the fuck? Wow I can't, bro

I'm pregnant as fuck right now No, that's it. Okay. So, okay. So, okay. What's the concept again? Oh, bro.

Ish? You all remember type ish? Typeish. Yeah, that's the vibe. I used to keep saying type fish. Type fish. And then I would just start typing fish. I just replaced everything.

YARP. Remember that one? YARP. YARP. YARP. YARP. YARP. YARP.

YARP. YARP. Maybe that's like a come over here. Yarp. I got to talk to, I got to tell grunk something. Grunk. Yeah.

So you had a phase way back when you were watching a whole bunch of Franz J videos. And his editor. Oh, you good. The pub? What pub. Pub hub? You're 20. You're fucking 20.

No, it's a library called the pub. Oh. That's lingo. Yeah. Yeah. What? Read bucks. Sure.

Buff. Fuff and shish. Yes. Shish and fluff. I used that lingo or I used it for a while in my family group chat. Wow. Dude, it's a good one. My dad started saying it.

That's awesome. Dude, I swear, when we started saying that, it's on like a, your dad is so funny. Your dad is such a goofball. He picks up. Dude, that's like a self-validation, bro. YART? YART.

You say it right after you're not saying some shit. Do you really fuck with? Your dad's a goofball. So we keep on for getting the prompt. What's the prompt again? Make your own. Make your own lingo. But it has to be a word that's existed.

Is it like a take it home and do homework? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just do it right now. I was going to say when hungry, but then I thought about pregnant. And I thought I was like,

I'm sorry to your thing, though. Um, how about when we arrive? When we arrive, like home? Yeah, like when we're at the same, you know? Oh. Yeah, like, we're at the same. Oh, yeah, like instead of saying, yo, I'm here.

I'm outside. Oh, okay. Okay. I got mine. Okay, I got mine too. Is yours dumb and stupid? No. Okay, I got mine.

Nick? Oh, yeah, I mean, I think I got mine. Okay. You think or you know? You gotta know. Don't lie. We could take some time, bro. I could start.

I could start. Yeah. Okay. You get some inspiration. We've landed. We've landed. All right. That's a low-hanging fruit.

I like that one, but yeah, awfully low-hanging. All right. Okay. You or me, Isaac. He wants to you. Thank God it's not my job because I just got shit on. I just got fucking squat. It's a good one, though.

I like it. I like it, but I feel like it's nothing new, you know? Yeah. People say that. We're at a business meeting. We all of our laptops open now. Mine's nothing new.

Mine's nothing new either, but it's not like, like if I'm arriving in there, like, no, if I'm arriving and I got text on my, I'm just say, I'm grounded. Okay. Okay. Okay. How about,

Really? Yeah, grounded. Grounded and I've landed. Those are like of the same vein. All right. Here's something a little new for you. You ready? Okay.

You arrive? Okay. Here we go. I've stuck. That was pretty chill. I don't know. That was chill as hell. I'm stuck.

No, not I'm. I've stuck. I've stuck. Oh, I'm stuck. Oh, I get, okay. I'm stuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. See, my perception is that is like, I've stuck the landing, so it's like landed.

I'm stuck. When I heard stuck, I'm thinking like you're in traffic. Okay. Well, well, okay, yo, where are you at? I've stuck. Okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. It would take some time in a lot of people, but it could work.

So it's like, you know, let's say you're on the phone. Let's make this mainstream. Oh, oh, he's stuck. He's stuck. He's stuck. He stuck right outside. He's stuck. He's stuck.

He's stuck. Is he here? No, he's stuck. I mean, no, wait. Is he here? He's stuck. Yeah, no, that's it. All right, Nick.

Nick, you got a... That was a big one, dude. That was a big one. That's a tall order. Bro, I'll be honest. It's okay, though, because I got, I got squat on, so you're good. Squat. I'm squat!

I'm squat! I'm squeaked. I tried. I tried. You're not going to. That one's it. I'm squat, bro. I'm squat. I'm here. I'm here, bro. That's it. I was going to say. I'm here.

Bro, that's enough. You don't got to, like, that's it. That's enough, but I'm squat. I'm squat. I'm squat. I'm squat. I'm squat. He's squatting. He's squatting. He's squatting. He's, he's there. He's waiting. We can't add on that. We need one more. We got to do another one. Okay. Okay. That's too loud. Okay. I'm having fun. Wait, wait. Okay. How about this? One for when we were leaving so we could say it for this podcast.

you're like bye okay later um dude this is so broad um i would really say i'm out that's really hard

that's really hard I would say I'm out but that's like a that's a thing do you think YARP could work for that too no why wings bro wings

wings it's so lame that one is so late flight all right I'm a fly I'm a fly I'm a jet.

I'm a jet out. I'm a jet out. I'm a jet out. I'm a jet out. So you think, isn't it? I'm jet. I'm jet. I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, picture myself in a party. Yo, I'm jet. I'm jet. Yeah, yeah.

I'm jet. You're so cool. Like, you got to be so cool to say these things. I'm gone? I'm gone. Yeah, yeah,

like I'm leaving. Like, we're heading out. Yeah, I'm going. All right. I'm about to dissolve later. Dissolve.

I'm about to dissolve. Disappearing. Disappearing. Yo, I'm a viscerin from the scene. Help me. Help me. I'm gone.

Help me. Dust. Dust. I like that. I like that. All right. I'm dust. I'm dust.

Oh, me of my friends. Me and my friends. Yo, yo, yeah, me in the game, we pollinating.

We pollinating. We pollinated now. We pollinated. What? Yeah. Let's, let's, Let's genetic flow to the next party.

That would stick like so well. Like people would always... When this drops, everyone's lingo changing. That's stuck. No. That's stuck. I've stuck. I'm stuck.

I'm stuck. I've already stuck. You know, how do I... This is like those like fucking like 14 and one bottom. You can use it from when you're hungry When you're leaving Yeah I'm stuck

Yeah Is he done pooping or is he here already I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck You're done ordering yet? No I'm stuck I'm stuck

Dude I heard you got an accident Are you okay I'm stuck What? What do you mean Like you're stuck No, I'm stuck. I'm stuck, bro.

I'm stuck. I'm stuck right now, man. Look at this one. It's stuck, bro. I'm stuck. Wait, it does have so many uses. Like when you can't breathe, I'm stuck. I'm stuck, bro.

Dude, I feel like we're rolling like a fucking hundred hundred side of dice. Anyway, keep letting go. Oh, man. Yo, can you see anything? No, no, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

No, no, what was your message? Never mind, I'm stuck. I'm sorry? No, no, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. No, everything's stuck. It's all stuck. It's all stuck.

What do you mean? It's all stuck together. It's all stuck. Everything's already stuck. It's stuck. Oh, man. Just tell me you finish your home? I'm stuck.

I'm stuck. You feed the cats yet? No, yeah, they're stuck. They're stuck. Damn, universal ass word is dropped. Wow, it works too. It's flawless. Tap in, diamond.

Somehow. Oh, wow. Dude. Oh, my God. You guys. Wow. Wow. This was my favorite podcast that we've ever done.

We're so fucking stuck. You guys, we just stuck this. We've stuck this. Chat. Stay stuck, y'all. Chat, we are mad stuck right now. Chat, we're stuck. We about to end the stream, though.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no, we're not ending nothing. We stuck. Look, good chat, podcast. Thank y'all for sticking around, stucking around on another episode. Thanks for being stuck with us. Thank you for being stuck with us. We're stuck as fuck right now.

We don't start in the know. Like, when I'm eating and I'm full, I'm stuck. I'm stuck, bro. Oh, bro. That's insane. Bro, okay. Okay, actually though, imagine like, imagine your friend, like someone trying to plan a hangout, but you're busy that day. It's like, yo, I'm stuck all day.

Like, sorry. See? See? It's universal. It's universal. It's actually crazy. This is how, um, I can't say the word. I'm not going to say it.

Doing a video where you only say like, you can only reply with that. It's like, you can only reply. It's like, dude, no matter what. Yeah, yeah, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. And they never know your intention. Oh, that's stuck. All right, y'all.

All right. It's been a blessedful podcast episode. Holy crap. I am just, I'm stuck as fuck right now. I'm so sorry. I'm stuck.

Completely. I'm stuck. Make sure you just code group for 10% off. Cups coming out soon. I mean, re-coming out, I guess. Middle,

this is what I've been told is going to be the middle of October, and they will keep restocking in the future. Towards Twitchcon. Yeah, before TwitchCon. Before TwitchCon. Twitchcon around TwitchCon.

We're going on by the way. Cot. Are you stuck? You don't want to be stuck. You don't want to be stuck. You don't want to be stuck. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You know, stay stuck, man. Just stay trapped. Stay healthy. Stay trapped. Yo, viewers at home,

make sure y'all use code group. Stay trapped. Stay stuck. We'll see y'all. The next one, y'all. Free style, bro, fish. Smile.

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