The Group Chat - #129 - Someone please help him...
Episode Date: October 3, 2025Maaaan just WHERE IS OUR BOY T AT..... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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Oh, the explosion.
I timed that one.
You dragged out your eye.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Welcome back to the annoying podcast.
Today we're going to be hello annoying.
Wait, stop.
We're not.
We're going to make sure that we talk over each other.
There's a common ice.
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And now we're talking about.
And now we're from Big T.
And now we're from
Now we're from Tanner
Hey guys
I'm in the woods right now
Just got done with Disneyland
It was pretty fun
Still got the jersey on
But I gotta make it through these woods
I can't
See what else I can do
You know I'm just gotta find my way back
I'll keep you guys updated
And thank you Tanner
Thank you Tanner
Appreciate it man
I was gonna say that
There's a comment in the last
substance that said that this podcast or like a portion of the podcast was like noise pollution.
Oh, really?
It is kind of,
there's just a bunch of nothing going on.
You see what's on the screen?
Let us say something then.
Please,
sir.
Oh,
there you go ahead.
Whip it out.
Whip it out.
Ew.
Go ahead.
Don't.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back to the group chat podcast.
We are sponsored by gamers.
By gamers.
Are we sponsored by there still?
Are we?
Are we? Yes, we are, bro.
Did we renew the contract?
The bubble cup.
The bubble cup.
You weren't there.
We had to, yeah, dude, I still have the scar from when I had to drop the blood on it.
What?
I'm good.
Oh, Larry and I talked about it.
So, Larry and I, when we were hanging out of the Gamer Subs HQ, we were, like, thinking
about the fact that Larry wants to wake up.
I'm just totally jumping into it real quick.
Larry wants to fucking do that thing with the cow sticking thing.
What is it called?
The cow press.
The branding.
Oh, Calprong?
Yeah, he wants to brand you guys if you're not up by 8 a.m.
Yeah, I was thinking about...
I woke up at 8 today.
I looked at him.
He was like, yeah, dude, we're going to like get up at 8 a.m.
and then make sure we hang out at TwitchCon and then start recording else for it too.
And I looked at him.
That's true.
The Twitchcon it's true.
I do you really think that everyone's going to wake up at 8.m.
I'm hyped for TwitchCon.
I'm hyped for TwitchCon.
Pause.
8 a.m. over there is like 10 a.m.
here in 11 for drunk. I think we can make that
happen. Actually, we could so do that.
We can't do that. And I also am
excited to do. We have an Airbnb.
We had a hotel last time and we had
a noise complaint and a few
noise complaints actually. Wait, what?
Well, you had a noise complaint.
We can't get a... We also got a noise complaint.
We can't get a break.
Noise complaints on the podcast.
Noise complaints in a hotel.
I'm done. Where was the noise complaint? I'm just going to be noise.
Oh my God. Yeah, that's right.
Oh my God. Family friendly came
over and they were screaming at the top
of their fucking lungs in the hotel. Leave it to them.
Leave it to them.
And so, yeah.
So, but we have an Airbnb
now, so I
advise anyone who
lives in San Diego. What are the
spots? What's the function? Where the crib?
Yeah, comment. Comment the good bar
bar crawl because I'll be 21.
That's another thing. That's going to be used.
And that is tomorrow.
By the time,
this podcast is up.
Grunk will be 21 and drunk.
I'm doing a year-long bender
for celebrate my 21st
and it's going to be fucking awesome.
Wait, have you ever tasted alcohol in your life?
No, never.
I'm excited as hell.
You're gonna be like you're running from the story.
Can I tell you the first drink you should drink?
What?
Fireball.
Mm-mm.
Can I tell you the second drink that you should drink?
What?
Just Tito's.
It's really good.
Whoa.
No.
Jesus Christ.
I like the good, good facial expression.
I like it.
It's good.
Thank you.
Go with the Moscow mule.
Go with the mule.
Oh, right.
Yeah, that's a nice one.
That sounds good.
It's very delicate.
Wait,
how do you know?
Ooh.
Yeah, look at those eyebrows.
That sounds bad.
I thought about something.
What do you think about?
It is the second somewhere in the world, probably China.
So that means happy fucking birthday.
Let's get a shot.
It's birthday somewhere.
The second.
Let's drink right now.
Cheers to you, grung.
Cheers to you.
Everybody, if you're driving, if you're working and you're drunk,
if you get a shot right now.
Another one.
Another one.
Podcast title, we are so wasted.
Yeah, we're actually fucking day drinking with the four of me guys.
I need a one-on-one with Willie for a second.
I'll cover my ears.
Please, can we do it?
a vlog where you, we go
bar hopping. Getting drunk with grunk?
Yes. Should I make it? You know
when I said that that was the last
vlog I'd ever do?
What? I said I was like the last
vlog I ever want to do is getting drunk with
grunk and I guess this is it.
Oh shit, no like no hesitation.
I mean
Well, would you say that was a lot. Would you be down to doing San Diego?
Yeah, absolutely.
Getting drunk with a grunk in San Diego. That'd be so funny.
Yeah. I think that'd be so funny.
100%.
That'd be so funny.
fucking lit. Okay, we'll do that. Wait, we should get a boat.
Let's just go and try and find a boat that we can go
and drink on.
Get seasick. Are you kidding me?
Well, you would be. I kind of want to interact with strangers.
What do you think of that? There you go.
Yeah, let's, um, let's take you
to 6th Street, grunk.
Yeah, that'd be good too.
Not in San Diego though. And also,
not. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, I know it's not. I know it's not
San Diego, but I've, I've went to
that area once during Halloween and it was kind of,
it was horrible. Fucking awesome is what it was.
Come on, give it on the street.
Drinking and street interviews.
No.
Listen, I want to divert the conversation a little bit here
because last episode we said that, well, we actually asked the viewer,
oh, I just put my mouse all over my screen everywhere.
There goes the immersion.
But we asked the viewers if they can give us some of their slang
from anywhere they are at.
Now, if, oh, man, this is a big if.
if we happen to say
some
some gang territorial
adversary slaying
you guys would put us in that predicament
you would not
but you know if it so happens
then please I didn't know
it was please mercy
mercy like start to start with the feet
first and then maybe the head at the end
I don't know
actually know cut off the head first
and then do the rest
so I have a few here
and you have to read it out loud
that's the funniest part.
Yep.
It's going to be me.
So here I go.
We could shame you.
All right.
So here's the first one from Logan.
What's Rich group chat?
My name is Logan.
I'm from Flagstaff, Arizona.
As per your request on your quest to learn new slang worldwide, I bring you to a new sling you can
have.
It's not from my town or anything, but I still feel it's unique.
Here it is.
KIP, a substitute for wacky, crazy rubbish.
That shirt's Kip.
I'm sorry, where is he from?
Arizona, Flagstaff.
Rubbish?
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
Kip.
Hmm.
Well, they did say it's not from my town.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
You know what's K.
You know, how do you spell it?
KIP. KIP.
And then they finished off with I am certain.
You can find enjoyment and use of my niche little sling I love.
Just real quick.
That's not I need to interject. Can we just keep your camera right there and don't move it anywhere down because if Larry has to blur a cat asshole because you
Do not stop.
No!
Oh, all right, eight minutes flat sensor bento's asshole.
What's wrong with that?
He's human.
He's human.
He's only human.
Hashtag software loves cat butthole.
Ew, yeah, get that's trending.
Get that trend.
Spread it like a virus.
I'm gonna bleak there as well.
No, don't spread like the virus.
Dude, I'll bleep it.
Kip reminds me of whatever in an old server called Funny Club.
We used to call, we had Kippy.
Who was in that server?
Kippie?
So many people were in that server.
A lot of people.
Dare I say that server made so many careers.
It did, there you must.
Yes, like Kippy.
Because it was originally the word we used for pizza for some reason, but then it turned into
like no kippy.
Like it replaced Kapp for like a month.
I actually remember you saying no Kippy a bunch.
Like that was a thing.
I don't remember that.
Okay, so we already knew that slang, so what's the next one?
Yeah, sorry.
You lose.
Cip was rejected.
Sorry.
Slag rejected.
Dude, that's crazy.
You have to have like forms.
Yeah, wait, let's like pass it like a like a bill.
Like we're at the house of reps and we have to pass the slang bill.
This is a short email.
Lingo from my hometown Portland, Oregon.
Oh boy.
Yart.
Yeah, that's real.
Right.
Like the direction.
Yerp.
Like, wait, what?
Like, why YARP?
That's what they said.
They said, right, like the direction.
Right.
Go Yurt.
Go Yurt.
Go Yurt.
What?
No, Yurt.
We're jerked, dude.
The bathroom to the yurt.
Wait, didn't I say Yurt?
What did I say?
Yarp.
Last podcast.
No.
Yarp.
Yarp.
I said YARP.
I said YARP.
So we're confusing like three different slings.
I think so.
So apparently in Portland, there's Yurt, which means take a right.
There's Soft Willey's Yarp, which is like,
Yeah and there's your are just like a New York thing.
Yart what the fuck is Yarp? What's the soft willie one is yarp? What the fuck kind of slang is this?
What the fuck kind of slang is this this this is Yarp from soft whirley?
That's what the fucking is Yarp from soft whey's voice. What the fuck kind of slang is this this is kept from the
you're good at that too what the fuck
TikTok legends
Yeah, hometown lingo. Here's another email
Oh, that was good
Oh my God, the immediate lock and stare.
You have another one here.
Let's move on.
This is a bit of a long one, though, key.
Here we go.
I'm trying to go through it as quick as I can.
Hey, currently fishing the latest podcast episode here in Isaac saying he's curious about
the viewer's hometown phrases.
So let me fill y'all in.
For a context, I'm from southern Illinois, like deep south.
What?
Illinois.
Oh, deep south in Illinois, I think.
The deep south of the state.
When you say deep south,
Illinois is like one of the northern most states ever.
They said,
okay,
wait,
they said,
if you're with S-I-U,
um,
Carb-Cardindel,
I live near there.
So Carbondel,
S-I-U.
Shout out,
the Carbonators.
The Carbondellers.
Love y'all.
Okay,
so the most common one I heard was salty,
which is universal,
but everyone said it.
All the old folks says,
What?
You're mad.
You're upset.
This one,
this was for being,
this was referring to being broke,
skint.
Ooh,
I like that.
You said salty?
Wait,
what did you say salty?
Yeah,
well,
they said,
they said,
okay,
the most common one
I heard was salty,
which is universal,
but everyone said it.
All the old folks said,
skint,
referring to being broke.
Skint.
So,
skint.
I think,
okay,
wait, Nick,
do you remember what we were talking about?
These are all different ones.
These are all different ones.
Universal use of like the word fuck.
I think it's on that front with salt.
No, so I think, I think stuck.
He means, or no, stuck, stuck, stuck.
Stuck, bro.
I think he means like salty as in everyone knows about it no matter where you're from.
Oh, like salty as an angry.
Like you're sorry.
Yeah, universal.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, they also said another one was knee high by the 4th of July because we have hella cornfields.
Yes, sir.
You gotta be high by the 4th of July.
They got to be high by the 4th of July.
You know that?
Or not gonna make harvest.
What?
Yeah, you know.
They always said that.
Never been to Illinois.
Wow.
No, bro.
Is there any Ohio slang?
Anything going on over there in Ohio?
Gotta be.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Have they caught up yet?
I'm curious about Texas.
I'm curious about Texas too.
Y'all.
Like, what is there in Austin?
Austin.
Hello?
I don't know.
How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, friend.
I don't know.
I don't think we have any here.
We're kind of just, y'all country.
Hey, y'all.
But you don't really hear anyone say that.
Can we find someone like an inventor of a slang term and bring them on the podcast?
Oh,
and go through the machinations of how they came up with that slang term.
An innovator, you mean?
Like a Steve Jobs of slang.
A culture collective creator.
A culture molder.
A culture molder.
Right now we're treading the lines of culture vultures, low-key.
We're trying to be beautiful.
That was fire, Will
That was good
Can't wait to brand you
Yo
What?
Slang number four
Yeah
Anyways
What
No no
No no
Move on
They're everywhere
Brub honestly not much
We still phrases
From Chicago unfortunately
Well there goes that
They got to use them
Thank you
Hey Liam
A.k.
Wolf Haley, KTA, damn, look at that, Wolf Haley, whole slang.
I'm reading this new slang term,
Pekaneo.
Fucking knew it.
I fucking saw your eyes and everything about you.
Piquino.
Picanio.
Pekeno.
I'm reading the slang, come always toss.
What does that even mean?
Did anyone see that?
I did, yeah.
He turned into like a weird artifact for just a split second.
So wait, okay.
Is there like any,
Other one that you recognize or heard or seen?
How many did you go through?
How many did you look into?
What do you mean?
Slang.
Surely there was not only...
Wait, do we only get like three emails?
He was bad to say another one.
I'm about to get another one.
You guys just don't listen.
Like...
Come on now.
Like...
What the hell?
It's kind of scary.
I'm switching media.
I don't care.
Well, fuck you because Lingo from Western Maryland.
So in Western Maryland, we say...
we say rod me if you're being dead ass
no no no no rod rod me
rod me
I see that I see that
where is this
May mother or like
May Jesus take my first born
That's like saying fuck me in my butt hole
Rod me
Wait wait wait wait wait okay
They say that it comes from saying trust
And some people would say trust
T-R-U-SS
trust like a trust
yeah trust trust trust trust that's pretty
no no no trust trust trust
rod
rod me
it's like rod me
rod okay so I'm on urban dictionary
because I don't know where else to look this stuff up
and it says a dependable person
oh wait that's ride or die
what the fuck
how did you get there
you just type to rod
rod me rod me is the phrase
are we saying ROD M-E
yeah ROD space M-E
yeah
I looked that up, nothing came up, man
I feel like that's just like
Why are you fact-checking?
We're in the trenches right now
Because imagine you go up to someone
You say Rod me
It just sounds like you're telling her like fuck you or something
Yeah, true
Well, it's, it actually means
Trust me
Yeah
I don't
I don't buy that
Imagine this
Imagine this, imagine this
Someone call me out on my bullshit and my lies
Okay
You're lying
I am not
Rod me
Rod me
Rod me.
See you like that.
Swear to God.
If you say so.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
See, I'm making it work.
Here?
No, you're not.
Me?
Now?
Now?
Right?
Or?
Yeah.
Me?
Dude, I'm going to be on a mission.
I want to make every single slang I hear work.
I want to use into a scenario and everything.
Can Larry tell you, let's play a game.
Larry tells you the slang term and you have to try.
and guess the application.
Oh.
Good job.
Okay.
Okay, let me finish his email first.
They said,
made a ton of people think
trust rods
so they switched it out for Rod.
You can also say,
rail me.
Okay, this has to be a lie.
Get real.
So wait.
So if you're being real,
to a Western
Maryland dude, say,
row me, bro.
They got it.
No.
No, that's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie.
No,
they're telling the truth.
They changed on the truth.
Frog Eland.
Okay.
So,
wow.
Thank you.
Owen.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
So here we go.
South Arizona Lingo
just dropped.
Don't you.
Don't read the meaning.
Just the word.
Yeah.
Okay.
Got you.
I'm a huge fan.
I rewatched a lot of the stuff
and love just about everything
you guys all put out.
Aside from that,
I wanted to say that I've heard some sling
thrown around here in Arizona.
But in my opinion,
really,
old slang is the best.
For instance,
I love saying wallop.
When we're,
oh, yeah,
what does that mean?
Wallop?
Well,
use it in a sentence.
I think slap someone or
to give him a punch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got a wallop.
Yeah.
When referring to hitting someone
like that guy got walloped
or he packs a wallop.
There's also Maliwap.
Cuphead.
Really?
Mollywop means that too?
Yeah.
Maliwap.
Molly,
Molly,
Molly Wop.
Molly,
I'm not going to look it up.
I'm just going to guess.
Maybe I'm wrong.
They said that's it,
but also bring back the term knuckle sandwich
because it'll be really funny.
That's all right.
That term is never left.
Yeah,
it's always really, bro.
You can.
Thank you,
Ramon.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, so damn,
this is a whole list,
dude.
Holy shit.
Is it all list?
It's a word example,
word example, word example.
You're kidding?
This is like a gold mind.
I'm not kidding you.
Okay, go.
Hi, Larry.
Longtime listener,
fifth time caller.
Isaac was talking about regional slang,
and I'm from,
the greater Boston area.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
Jil the tang, bit the bang.
Stop, hold on.
Okay, they said, they said off the dome,
off the dome,
Wicked.
Wicked?
I mean to get popped, you die.
Um,
I guess so.
They said a way to exaggerate something.
Oh, okay.
Oh, dude.
Wicked, wicked.
Wicked.
Yeah, that's what you made.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Wicked.
You said Wicked?
I said, yeah.
Wicks would be cool, though.
I said Wigs.
I'm sorry.
Wicks would be cool.
I like that.
I'm probably going to see this one wrong, too, if I said Wicked wrong.
Pissa.
Pisser.
Stupid.
Nope.
Pissor?
You're a pisser.
Nope.
You hydrate a lot.
Bang.
Nope.
No, no.
Okay, Nick.
You feed your cat.
I need to preface.
This is Boston.
This is Boston slaying.
This is not going to be a,
normal entries.
It's all gonna make notes.
How about an example?
How about an example here?
Yeah,
give me.
Tugan.
Timson,
Joe?
What that pissa do now?
Idiot.
That schmuck.
I guess like that,
that fawke,
that head,
that stupid ass.
They said,
they said a friend guy,
you know.
All right,
Pissa.
Pissah.
P-I-S-S-H.
There's no way.
Pissa, okay.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
I bet that's okay.
Okay,
well,
okay.
That's your cutaway?
And we're back.
And we're back.
And we're back.
And where is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Um, the balls.
The balls.
That's slang.
That's slang.
Can you use it a sentence?
Yeah.
The balls on that guy.
It stops, don't we?
Drake May is the balls.
Good.
Oh, he's the shit.
The shit.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where is that from?
What state is that?
Boston right now. I think I don't think so.
They said greater Boston area.
I haven't heard a single one of the
I'm not saying. I feel like this is just what this one person says
and they're trying to. No, they're just lying out of their ass and making it all up
I bet. Okay, instead of going down list, I'm going to pick some of these out because some of these
are like, like there was like, okay, there's one here called rotary.
Rotary. Yeah. Isn't that a real word?
After the left, take the third exit off the rotary.
Rota R-O-T-A-R-Y
Rotary?
That's a real word.
I guess you're just using it differently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to jump down.
You're going to get on the interstate
and then you're going to pull off onto the side road.
Well, it says here.
Roundabout traffic circle.
The road.
No, no.
You're bullshitting.
There's no.
It's not true.
I just don't believe it.
All right, well, this one, we already know this.
On dead dogs.
On dead dogs.
Oh, we already know that.
Yeah.
On dead dogs.
Yeah, we said everywhere.
All the time.
On dead dogs, I say that all the time.
Their examples, I didn't take your 20 on dead dogs.
On dead dogs.
Wow.
It's like on God on mom.
On dead dogs.
Damn, them poor dogs.
Okay, yeah, there's so many of these.
I'm just gonna finish off on this one.
This one, last one, I'm just gonna do like, there's a lot here.
There's a whole list here.
Bang!
The grunk says that.
Bang.
Bang.
It means it like something's awesome.
Bye.
That bang.
That's yummy.
Sex?
No.
To kill a drink.
No.
Is it a verb or noun?
It's a verb.
It's a verb.
So you're banging.
Yeah.
To kill someone?
Well, it's more, okay, basically quick action.
They said quick movement similar to rip.
Like example being, take a left on Pond Street, then bang a right.
Oh, bang.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
We have one more email.
Was that all Boston?
This is all.
You know,
that's what they said,
Greater Boston area.
Just all the words
that he could think of.
Bangor right.
I've heard that.
Oh, wait.
No,
that was it.
That was it.
I think there's more,
but yeah.
Yeah,
that was.
Violin explosion.
Okay.
Yeah,
that was it.
Dude,
there's a whole list,
you guys.
There's like hell of slang terms.
They're probably just gaykeeping it.
They don't want to sit down.
Yeah,
I feel like slang can be like,
only like 12 people can know and be like,
yeah,
That's a common thing here.
Well, how does it usually start?
I'm curious to know the story of how they start, you know?
Like, just start with a small group of people and then one person hears it and they just
keep going.
I feel like one person just says some bullshit and then it catches on.
Yeah, like someone just get, they just get stuck.
Yeah.
Yep.
Bravo.
You don't want that stuck.
Mike.
Bang.
Bang.
Oh, wait.
And now a word from T.
Found this out here.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll know who else will be out here.
That's never a good sign.
Hello?
That was T.
Thank you.
I don't know what's going on.
We don't know what we're seeing.
Nope, there's more.
There's so many more.
Can Tanner have another word right now?
Yep, he did.
Thank you, Tanner for that nice word.
He's having a fun time.
Are we just going to make Tanner record like three separate things?
No, he already did.
Three separate things?
I had four videos so far and more to come.
So you guys are going to hear that.
a few more times. Perfect.
That's awesome.
Can I talk about my awful
experience today?
Yeah, go ahead.
So,
don't buy new cars like ever,
like at all ever.
Okay.
I was just about to, thank God.
Yeah, no, I'm glad I'm, bang, right?
Dude, dude,
bang.
Rotary.
If Larry bought a new car, he'd dead ass be stuck
on dead dogs.
I'd be stuck, bro,
I'd be stuck on the cellar.
No bubbler.
On dead dogs.
On dead dogs.
You would...
No bumbler?
No bumbler.
He'd be too good.
What the fuck?
That's not...
Grindr.
Which means sub sandwich.
I got a grinder at Quincy Market.
That is real.
That is real.
Tasted like shit.
Step in.
Because I'm fat.
What?
No, it's because Nixle and Grindr.
Ooh.
Oh.
You stuck him with that one.
There are three words for sandwiches that come.
In the long way, the long way.
Po boy.
There's heroes, subs.
Poe boy.
Grinders and, no,
Poe boy is just like a big hamburger.
At least the ones I've seen.
Okay, no, you're sling.
A grinder is a type of sandwich
primarily known in New England
that refers to a sub or hoagie
often with hot fillings served on a long, crusty roll.
Bro, I just tugging.
I tugend on dead dogs.
On dead dogs, you did.
On dead dogs, I just tugging.
I was right.
He bang.
On rotary.
You were so bang to that, bro.
You were so bang on rotary.
No rotary. No rotary. No rotary.
These people are like changing the, uh, the, uh,
yep.
All of our vocabulary is like changing in front of them.
Isaac? Yes.
Do I ever buy a new car?
Yes, please. Go ahead. I'm sorry.
Okay. Because I'll tell you this. Not only, I know he talked about it before and how like five
weeks after I got my car, it got into an accident.
Yeah, an awful one at that.
Now it's come time to get rid of the car because, you know, I pay $650 a month for car insurance,
which is, it makes no sense to do that, and it hasn't made sense for a long time.
But, dude.
I show speed.
Dude, it's bad because, like, now there's an accident and no one wants to buy it for a fair price.
Oh, really?
Because there's the Tom record thing.
Dude, that's so weird.
Like, you could look at a car.
It could be the bronze perfect thing ever,
but because like...
Something was reported.
Yeah, you know, it's like...
That's so rotary of them.
Yeah, on dead dogs.
It is pretty rotary.
But I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Are you trying to find somebody you know
to sell it to?
I sold it to Carvana.
You sold?
Pastest.
Well, not yet.
Wait, wait, why?
You sold it!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, never, never, never, never, Carvana.
Dude, you know it's bad when Carvana is the only one who's offering you a good number.
Yeah, that should be a green light of your head saying that you're getting lowballed the fuck out of everything else.
Dude, I remember so, okay, I'm talking about my BMW M4 and, you know, love the car to death, but it's not, it does not make any financial sense to keep it.
Now, I rebuilt the Porsche for videos that I'm starting to work on.
on getting out.
And because that is a salvaged title,
meaning that it was a total loss
and the insurance company
basically paid the people out
and went to auction.
Remember what I told you guys
what Carvana offered me?
Yeah.
Grung, do you want to take a guess
at what Carvana offered me
for my Porsche?
Refurbished.
I fixed it and everything.
I just got to change the title
to a rebuild.
But do you want to take a guess
what they offered?
Yeah.
I'll guess.
Whatever you're thinking,
have it.
35,000.
35,000.
Okay.
Wrong.
Lower.
Go ahead.
Try again.
20,000.
Lower.
Have it.
Again.
15.
Lower.
It's lower.
Five?
Lower.
What?
What?
Two?
Lower.
Bro.
I'm not kidding.
Bro.
$800.
$800.
Have it and have it again.
Actually, this time it's real.
$400?
One more time, one more time, you're almost there.
Half and an half a game.
$200.
One more time, buddy.
You're almost there.
What?
They offered me $100 for my car.
Oh my God.
I actually like, I was trying to like guess like, like, like as a, like just so I didn't ruin it.
So I could actually guess like for fun.
But that is insane.
I was never expecting to get anywhere near
5 grand or under.
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
That's insane, man.
$100 from Carvana for that car.
Is that insane?
Why?
I guess because it's a salvage title.
So the way that Carvana works is like
if they're going to look at first and foremost
the title, if it is a salvage title,
good luck, bro. That's all I can say.
Like, you're boned.
That's insane.
Like, I could part the car out
and get well over $100.
I can take the badge off.
the front and sell it for a hundred.
You could make the entire car's worth doing Uber for, I'd say, maybe an hour.
You have enough money to buy another Porsche, buddy.
Let's go.
Let's monopolize.
That's so funny.
Dude, that is insane.
That's so criminally low.
Imagine I accepted the offer.
Dude, they would laugh their ass off.
The president would be like, ha, ha, oh.
Someone's on their phone.
They're like, no.
No fucking way.
Jimmy, come here, bro.
Gene!
He actually took it in the game.
It was a joke.
No.
It was a joke.
We were joking.
Oh, dude.
Wait, speaking of cars, by the way, guys.
Get your AC fixed, y'all.
I was driving back home.
And my AC's fucked.
And I was driving back home.
It's like 92 out.
You know, I didn't expect anything really that bad.
I usually drive that car out in the, like, in the sun.
it's fine, whatever.
But for some fucking reason,
there was a lot of traffic
and I was like,
it was like 30 minutes away.
Dude, I was driving with like 119.
Like my heartbeat was 119 because it was so fucking hot.
And holy crap, bro.
Holy crap.
Was it fucking scary?
It was nuts.
My heartbeat started racing.
I was like,
what is happening?
And then like the music started going,
oh God.
You rolled down a window or something?
I did have my windows.
That's the weirdest part. I was like, you know, but because there was someone's traffic, you know, you're just sitting there still.
Yeah, I guess, yeah. I guess, yeah. And so, Texas stuff, man. Yeah. Hey, well, we can, let's look into it because I could probably just recharge your free on. Sometimes that's all it takes. Okay. I'll do it. Never doing an ice cable for you.
No, I think I was a joke, dude. I was rotoring you, man. It was a joke. Oh, dude. On dead dogs. You're pulling your rotor. You can't stay. Ah, all right.
All right. I know, I'll let you have it. I'll let you have it. I'll let you.
have it. It's your new fun word. No, it's
I like on the dogs. You like
on dead dogs? A lot, yeah.
I might actually like, y'all
might be catching me tougin that.
Ooh, geez.
That guy over there, huh?
What you're tuned about?
What do you, that guy?
Just going back real quick, it's still
in my mind. Nick. Dude,
what do we do?
Yeah, true. What is the plan
though? Like, what are you
about? Obviously, you're not going to sell it to
You're not going to pull the trigger on a $100
$1,000 Carvana offer, but
is there like any plan B, anything?
I have an idea.
So go ahead, which idea?
Okay.
Yeah, so the great idea here is simple.
And I like to be a little transparent about it.
The BMW does not make any financial sense.
With the payment, with the insurance, whatever,
it doesn't make any sense.
So the Porsche, I rebuilt it, and there's no payment on it.
All I would have to do is insure it.
So, that being said,
I'll sell the BMW, get rid of the payment, I'll keep the Porsche, have fun with it, make videos with it, make content with it, have a good time, and I just get like another car.
That's just cheaper and easier to have because why be gluttonous, you know?
You know?
But I've had my phone.
He learns humility.
Gluttoness.
I learned humility.
I'm pulling your rotor, bro.
Dude, don't rotor on me.
Don't rotor on me right now.
You got him stuck.
You got him stuck.
You got me stuck.
I was bent.
You have been, bro.
Oh, my God.
Bro, pull your dogs for a second.
You killed his dogs.
Well, yeah, so that happened.
I like that idea.
That's a good idea.
Would you guys believe that Corvana offered me my Porsche
for one of these?
I believe it.
That's what the Porsche is worth anyways.
I mean, it's a salvage title, Nick.
Come on, let's be real.
Yeah, let's be real.
You should respond to the email with a picture.
You should respond to the email with a picture.
So you already have one of those.
Can we up at it a little bit?
I take a picture and show them the $100 bill.
And then they come back and they say here.
What about what about three?
What about two?
That's all I have left.
You'll have me jumping through hoops for that.
Oh my God.
I only have two.
I went to a Pokemon card show and I traded some cards for money.
You got that from a Pokemon card show?
Yep.
So you're saying if I bring my Pokemon's over here,
that piece of cardboard made you money?
Yep.
Can I trade me a
Pokemon car for one of them
Porsche's?
That's a really good idea.
Because if the math
is math, then that means you offer
$100 and you're selling a Pokemon car
for a hundred dollar. It means a $100
Pokemon car for the Porsche.
Damn, I don't know if anyone would do that.
Oh, wait, I have an idea.
What if you host an Austin?
Who clicked off? Let us know.
Okay, so I've always thought about this
Because I do miss that era of like when people to go to,
whoa,
the scenery change.
That era when people would go to like cafes and have a tournament.
And I was wondering,
what if we had a tournament and the winner gets a Porsche?
Would they enter for free?
Which?
No.
Every one has to pay 500 bucks.
I love that idea.
Even to view it.
So, oh, pay per view.
Paper view.
Paper view.
Yeah.
No, but I want a fucking.
fucking like I want a tournament
I want to go to a store and see I remember one
time I went with my cousin he took me to
this like pizza place and they were hosting like
this car event and that she was
lame bro it's crazy yeah like I've never
seen one in person to freaking
like Tekken tournaments and stuff
or like street fighter like they still do
that they still host yeah apparently
hell yeah I love to see that
when Tanner
when Tanner first came
like when he when he got back
his like fixation on Pokemon
was like super high.
So we went to a bunch of these different like card shops and one of them that we went to
had like an entire backroom for like dungeons and dragons and bay blade and a whole bunch of
stuff.
Dude, it's real.
People get down.
Damn.
They get down and dirty with dead dogs.
Wonder if anyone has like gone shot back there.
Shit gets so real.
You pop your friend over Dungeons and Dragons.
No, he pulled out the gun.
It's only fair
I wonder what that crowd would do
if you genuinely did that
if you pop someone
fucking freak out
bro, freak out
what if they like narrated it
like oh damn
Larry pulls out gun
and the guy's like
and the guy's like
oh
and then he pulled out the gun
and everyone
evacuate
and then everyone evacuated
go
Dude.
He runs back in.
He's like, oh, I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, Larry, you need to roll your dice
to see if you're able to pull the trigger.
Do you see how many steps you take to get out of here?
Disqualified.
Larry is disqualified.
Larry, you are no longer welcome at the Deity House.
You're bad.
Bye.
Guys, what if we started a dungeon dragon campaign?
That should take forever, bro.
Yeah, never mind.
I don't know a single thing about any dungeons or dragons.
Me neither.
And I think someone has to like curate it too
Fun, fun fact, a little fun fact
here. Back when I was in my
peak creating vlog ideas
arc of like going to sketchers for
a vlog, I
thought about all of us going
and dressing up and going
and playing at Dungeons and Dragons night
for a vlog and we just like
fucked around and we created our own little characters with a
dungeon master. That could be the start
of something beautiful. Is it called a dungeon master?
What are they called? I actually don't know.
Whoever it is.
would just they would run straight out
they are very creative individuals
they have some of the brightest minds
that are telling me about their stuff and it's like
wow you have to make up
characters build a story
it's like a dungeon master
is that who it is that what they're called
I'm probably pissing someone off
called the leader or like the game guy
call it's the GM
the game master it's called
the game master I think
yeah dungeon master that's what it is
yeah the person who runs the table time
role-playing game by describing the world narrating the story controlling non-player
characters and monsters and forcing the game's rules and then you as a person
that's playing get to create your own character so like I knew some people they were
like yeah my character is a whatever person that rides a bear and has like shotguns
I thought they were all pre-established like you're no you can make your own man
they can be whoever you want to be dude it runs deep there's like channels on
YouTube where they just have a full-on story that keeps going and going and
people follow the story.
It's kind of like Minecraft, like servers,
but like Dungeons and Dragons,
you know, with the lore.
It's all with your imagination.
Remember that shit?
But Dungeons and Dragons did it first.
I didn't know that.
I thought that was,
I thought Dungeons and Dragons was so long
because you had to like,
I mean,
to be fair,
I didn't really have a fair,
you know,
view of it,
but I was just like,
roll the dice.
You take 18 steps forward.
Right.
What do you see?
Right.
I see nothing.
Okay, move on.
I think it's literally more like,
you can literally say anything.
but everything depends on your dice roll.
So like, I also know literally nothing about it.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I have to own that.
I gotta own that.
I don't know that much either.
So you know what?
Let's get educated.
Let's go.
Let's play Dungeons and Dragons in San Diego.
Oh no.
Absolutely.
I'm sorry.
You're gonna gather everyone who has a Twitch account into one city
and then go to a Dungeons and the Dragon.
I'm good.
You guys enjoy yourselves.
So instead of making our Zoom video and doing whatever else,
Or else not. Instead, let's just go play Dungeons and Dragons for the entire night.
Yeah.
And drink and drink.
We can drink now.
And drink.
Yeah.
And drink.
I wouldn't be able to consider the idea.
Tonight, me and my friends are going to a store that is open past 12 and I'm going to
at 1159 walk into the line with my case of beer.
Are you going to present it right at like 1201 or 12?
Yeah.
I'm going to hold my phone up.
It's going to be awesome.
You had to get a video.
That would be fun to watch in like four years.
I want a picture.
A picture.
I'm trying to remember what my first time buying alcohol was like.
Oh, I was back home.
I remember now.
I was back home and I asked my parents if I was like, I was like, I was only told I was like,
I'm going to go to the gas station to buy beer.
And they're like, okay.
I never, I never even drank it because I didn't like it, but I just wanted to buy it.
Yeah, because you can.
Yeah, exactly.
I was like, I can.
And then the lady who attended me was like,
Hmm, congrats.
You guys want to see my license that I'll be showing everyone?
Oh, let's see all the info, yes.
Yeah, I'll, I'll blare it out.
Hang on.
Let me actually put post in it.
Just you Sharpie.
You Sharpie.
Just cut out, cut out the parts that have your name and shit on it.
Yeah, wait, yeah, cut it out.
Yeah, just cut it out so that it's like brofist, brofist.
But before that, a word from tea.
No. No. No. No. I've already been here. I've already been here before.
That was a word from T. You're good at that, sir. I got a few more. I got a few more.
You're good at that, sir. What, the natural commercial break?
Yeah, man, you just come in naturally. Very natural. So natural. So, here we go. I have, I have everything blocked out.
Okay, let's see. All right. Uh, uh, uh,
For the listeners, for the listeners at home, it's a photo of Grunk when he was like way younger.
When he was like one year's old.
I was like 17.
I was going to say that's 2022 grunk right there.
Isn't that crazy?
Crazy, bro.
That was all 17?
Yeah.
Damn.
Grunk.
Now move the picture.
Whoa.
Talk about.
Dude.
Wow.
You were the definition of the lay bloomer.
Yeah, serious.
I didn't get my perks until I was way old.
That's good.
All you guys that are like sophomores in high school, I know you tweaking about, like, damn, why my voice still high?
It'll happen.
Mm-hmm.
It'll happen.
You just might be 22.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Brace yourself.
Possibly.
Yeah.
If you're in sophomore year or junior year and you're still like a little overweight and you're still like baby face looking, just give it another two.
years. If you're in
sophomore or junior year and you have a full beard
low key.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Why are you rushing your base?
Definitely using jams.
You rush your town hall, bro. Chill.
Definitely jamming.
Enjoy it, bro. Dude, I
hit puberty way too fast. I smell
like a fucking Italian sub in like sixth grade.
Oh.
Six grade. And my mom, it
had to have been even before that. It was in like fifth grade.
And my mom, she didn't want me using any deodorant with aluminum in it.
And so I had to use something called Mitchum.
And I was just using a mitchum.
And had steel in it.
Cobalt.
And it bet.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That shit did not work.
It was like a natural scent.
It was so bad I had to take it to school with me and I had to keep on applying it.
I did remember when my voice dropped and my brother called me and I picked up and I said hello and he's like, who the fuck is this?
Because my voice, if you, oh, there's a really.
Oh, I don't even know if I can find it, but there's a video on YouTube that my cousin posted.
And it was of us playing Rainbow Sixth Siege on the PlayStation.
And I think I was 12 or 13 or something like that.
Bro, my voice was,
like that shit was up there, bro.
That shit was up there.
And oh my God.
Even Isaac's voice was high pitch in all of our videos.
Remember?
Yeah, I remember that as well.
Isaac's voice
I saw for some weird fucking reason
down to where all my body hair
is
Oh what's there bro
It's there
Yeah what's there
It's yank it out
It's really barely
Is what it is
Really barely
Really barely
I don't know
What are we gonna do
For your 67th birthday Isaac
My 60s
Yeah you hold bum
What do you would do that
Geez let me think
Come on
Come on grabs
My 67th birthday
Are we all gonna live
In the same
Colossack
Yeah please
Can we have the same caretaker?
Yeah.
Can we have the same
regular show?
Yeah.
The same caretaker goes from house to house.
Yeah, yeah.
And then we always ask them like, who's your favorite?
Who's your favorite out of everyone you take care of?
The group way.
It's the group way or the group road.
Oh, we should dead at it.
We should change an entire street name.
The group Averne.
The group Averneu.
We just have to wait for another collapse of the stock market and then we can just go in
in the house.
So how are we going to do that?
Go in.
Collapse.
Well, currently the government shut down
At the time of recording this.
Wait, truth.
They said that last year too, though.
Who remembers that?
I didn't know that.
Last night when you were in bed.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, man.
It happened at like midnight.
They're just shutting down zero.
The world's in pandemonium.
Nobody's listening to traffic lights anymore
because the government's gone.
Yeah, yeah.
No one's serious?
Facts.
What's going on, guys?
I don't know.
I'm not dead serious.
No, it's true.
Yeah.
Um, nothing ever happens.
Nobody has a single explanation for me.
Well, I think it is actually impacting love.
No, it's actually, you should have seen it.
I was sorry, I just cut you off straight up.
No, you're good, man.
I was just going to be honest.
Like, I think that there are people that are suffering from it.
And it is really sad.
No, they are because it's, it's with funding.
They're actually fucking up some funding.
They're cutting off a lot of shit and it's just up.
State police or like the entire government?
No, like entire government.
The whole government is shut down currently.
Yeah.
gonna pretend like I know a lot. Look, I keep on getting held accountable by a lot of people in the comments about like, dude, Nick's a fucking moron. I hate this guy. So I'm gonna sit here and just own up and say like, I don't know fully what the fuck I'm talking about, but I'm a headline reader and I just know that some people are getting eFocked up and I don't want that to happen. EFocked up. Write that down to the same way fuck.
EFocked up. Yep, eFocked up right next to the dogs and rotary. Yeah. I don't, I was reading a news article and there was one that said that some like, because some services can.
get fucked up because like, uh, some folks are asked to work, but don't get any pay for it.
So then they just call in sick.
And then that fucks up like that basically cogs up.
No, is that the word clogs up?
It holds up a lot of shit.
So like if you're getting some documents or something getting checked or whatever, like it
could take a longer.
So people are also talking about like flights because I think, uh, airports are, I'm pretty
sure, um, seen as necessary or like essential or like, like, like a priority.
That's what I was looking for.
Priority, but I don't think that they're getting paid or like they're holding off payment.
It could affect your next flight.
I'm sorry.
For every single state?
Yes.
It's the federal government.
Yeah, federal government.
So it's like everyone.
So it says the political gridlock is also expected to put 40% of the federal workforce
about 750,000 people on unpaid leave.
Oh.
It could, it has no work or pay for federal.
workers, so the Department of Defense.
Why? Department of Health, Department of
Commerce, Department of State.
So some workers may choose to second job.
Like, national parks with
no staff. Let's go camping.
The group goes camping in Yellowstone National
Park. What happens if they come back while we're
camping? It says visit the zoo.
The famous Smithsonian Institute
museums will stay open until at least Monday
the 6th of October.
At least. We're not going to make
it. We're not going to make the zoo?
Animals at the National
Zoo will continue to be fed and cared for
Animals at the National Zoo will be on strike
We'll continue to pay for their own closing
Animals with the zoo
Animals at the zoo will continue to pay
We'll be given a $100 a week allowance
To spend on vending machine items
Oh good
Bless their hearts
Oh, dude.
That would be sick.
Like a rink tank with a shirt on like merch
For the zoo and like just like
Try to press the video machine button like
It's not working.
In the rhino pressing it with the horn.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm online all the time.
I was about to say I don't know if I live under a rock
But I don't.
I haven't heard or seen a single thing.
One of the things I've been trying to use more is
Apple News, guys.
Which is the sponsor of today's podcast episode.
Make sure you guys use Apple News.
He's fucking lying.
The only thing with Apple News is that
what's it called?
You can tell by language, but you never know
who's leaning on what side because
it's like always language base.
It's the way there's a science to it.
No news is what I will believe.
Can I make one observation?
And I'm going to make this as
non-political statement as possible.
Wait.
It's a very clear statement.
Okay, but only after a word from T,
take it away.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Hello?
Fuck am I.
Thank you.
That was a word from T.
Thank you, T.
Oh.
Go ahead.
Put your marker down.
Put your marker down.
Put your finger down.
Add your marker, bro.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Um,
I wasn't going to say.
Oh, yeah.
My only statement.
And it's not even a political.
one. It's just, I am, I am very
tired of living in a world where
there's so much information. We are the
most informational having
generation with, with
no answers and information that
makes no sense. Like, like,
there's so much
bullshit. It's like this person,
this is what happened. And they're like,
that's a lie. This happened. And it's like,
it's like, dude, you end up getting nowhere
and you're just like, I don't know who to believe. So then I just go,
hmm. I've seen some people
be like, source, and then
they like link the source and they're like false source.
What is that made?
What is that made?
I was there false source.
Yeah.
False source or it's like, it's just.
Now hold on.
Larry, I don't know if you don't know me.
You're right.
I don't.
So I'm going to ask Tanner, not Tanner.
Nick and Grunk, do you guys have like extremely political family members that
every Thanksgiving, they argue and bicker about some something.
Anything.
Not extremely, but they definitely talk about it and it's like I'm just going to go sit in the living room for the rest of the time I'm here
Felt and feel my my my grandma is
Very very Democratic
You know God bless her soul I don't care she's very democratic very Republican
She's just very opinionated and I find it I find it endearing to say the least
Right because then because then I have any family members that are on the other side and they just go at it
And they fucking fight and they do fight
Yeah
Like they bash head
Every single gathering that's ever happened ever?
Dude, Italian dinners, man, the whole entire table is loud.
Oh my god, have you ever seen the bear?
Like the show, the bear?
I watched the cook.
No, no.
There's an episode in the second season that is like about a family dinner that having in Christmas.
And the whole fucking, it's like an hour long special.
And they're all bickering and they're all Italian.
And they're all, oh my God.
It's so loud.
And I, I've...
So loud.
It is so loud, man.
The whole dinner is just very loud and obnoxious and like, it's fine.
I don't give a fuck.
Right.
Now,
everyone got the family member who laughs.
Oh,
God.
I need the funny uncle.
The funcle.
My dad is a funny uncle.
He's like very dry-witted.
Fuckle.
Fuckle.
The only reason I brought that up, though, was that's how it feels with the reason or like
the way that we're all connected and we all know what's going on, where it's going on and when it's going on.
Yeah.
It just feels like one big family dinner where everyone is in a disagreement.
Yep.
Yeah, they're all pulling out their sources.
Someone is watching the news and then someone else is getting their news from Facebook.
And then someone else is getting their news from a friend of a coworker.
And that coworker just debunked a Facebook post because it was actually fabricated false source.
But then they watched the news and that was also false.
But then they heard from their friend.
That was all wrong.
And I saw on TikTok.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Dude, there was one week.
Who remembers when the goddamn drones were about?
And like, all the theories about, like, the drones being UFOs from outer space and, like, like,
country sending them over to us.
That was hilarious.
That shit got so, that shit got so out of hand that I reached out to Anthpo and asked if that was him if he was behind it.
Because.
Anthropos.
What?
Wait, what was happening?
Any unexplainable event you reach out to Anthpo?
Antpo has been behind several weird things that have happened that he came out and was like,
yeah, that was me.
There is one.
You didn't know about that?
What's your main, little bro.
Anthropo has deep-rooted lore, man.
Wait, no, the only thing I know that Anthpo did that I remember was the alien thing.
He did some alien shit where he faked an alien invasion in Florida.
Oh, that's just fucking crazy, dude.
He faked an alien invasion.
Oh, was that at like the mall or whatever?
Yeah, we're like they were saying, they were going through the walls.
Right, right.
Yeah, and they were like, that was him?
What?
I'm pretty sure that was him, but he also did Mr. Cheeseball, the guy in New York.
Yeah, he is Mr. Cheeseball, yeah.
He also did the Timothy Shalamee local light contest, I think.
I was him?
Yeah, he did, yeah.
What the fuck?
Dude, it got nuts.
Like, after we moved to Austin, the Anthpo lore, like quadrupled in size and depth.
It was crazy.
Cheeseball.
The most insane shit.
How you live a life like that?
I have no clue.
That is nuts to me.
Yeah, on Rotorries.
I need to pee.
I need to pee over your back.
But only after this tea break,
take it away tea.
I don't know.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know.
I just keeps going.
And we're back and I still haven't peed.
I'll be right back.
I'll see you guys.
Wow.
He's good at that.
He's really damn good.
I'll give it to him.
Holy shit.
Damn, I didn't know Aspo was that deep rooted on that.
Yeah.
Hey, look.
Comment section, don't hold me accountable.
I don't fucking know.
Don't at him.
Don't at him.
Stop at me.
Give me a break.
Damn, bro.
About Athwa?
I'm just,
I just get held accountable for everything that I say that's misinformation and I'm
trying my best to remember it.
Dude, yeah, you were into like the whole Egyptian shit, man.
You kept saying that there was like
aliens and or what was it? It was something.
The pyramid. Yeah, the pyramids.
We're built by aliens. Yeah, because yeah,
the, yeah. Yep. I mean, it's facing
true north. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it is facing true north.
Dude, there you go. There you
go. Look at the exact coordinates. It's like
the speed of light or some shit. So, yeah,
I mean, those types of quinky dinks
don't make so much sense, man.
Quinky dinks.
So, you explain it to me, bro.
If you're just so smart.
Well, I'm not claiming that I'm smart, but like,
No
I don't know
Doesn't sound right to me
You know what, how about this?
Let's go then, you and I, let's go
Let's go
Let's go to
If Jimmy Donaldson Beast
Went to the pyramids
And climbed them
And went inside
Then let's go
Hello
I actually need to talk about
A time that I brought up
Jimmy Donaldson
In a conversation
At like a show
That I went to do
A show
You did
I went to, like, a music show and with a friend.
And literally like it, it was like the vibe where, damn, I have no one to talk to.
So I'm going to talk to this person that I was friends with like two years ago and haven't spoken to since.
Because those were the only type of people that were there.
So then, and I'm not even, okay, so my friend is the person who was friends with this person.
And, and, damn, how do you talk about this cohesively?
but the second friend is a journalist major,
majoring in journalism.
And so they were talking about, like, their major, you know?
Okay.
And then I...
Journalism.
I think, I don't even know what the hell I was thinking,
but I brought up Mr. Beast just straight up, like, in the conversation,
and, like, killed the entire vibe.
Like, just, like, it went silent after I brought up...
It'll do it, man.
Jimmy Beasts.
And it was so, like, in hindsight, that was so damn funny.
But, like, in the moment, it was like, wow.
I just derailed this entire conversation.
Wait, okay, but you had to explain how, what was it before?
What did you say?
What was your intrusion?
I'm trying to remember.
Was it, like, a Trojan horse or, like, you?
No, I was, I was, like, kind of a part of the conversation, but just, like, I'd just, like, say a couple things every once in a while.
You brought up Jimmy Dom.
Jimmy Donaldson.
Yeah, I literally said
Jimmy Donaldson and then followed up with Mr.
Beast and I was like, yo, I just name drop
Mr. Beast in this conversation.
Why is that so bad though?
I mean, it just, like,
I don't know, because like, it just
wasn't the vibe, but I...
That's...
Go ahead. No, go ahead.
Oh. Oh, we're so chivalrous.
Okay, I'll go.
You guys are so sweet.
After you, after you.
Being the reason for a derailment of conversation is like the
worst shit ever.
It's so funny, though.
Oh, no.
God, I just remembered another thing that happened, dude.
This was like, two weeks ago.
I was at another party and, like, I was talking to my dear good friend and their sister was there visiting.
And so, and me and me and their sister, we realized we had like, we were both wearing glasses, both had brown hair, both had a Batman shirt on, both had like blue key chains.
And we were like, oh my God.
So then we were standing next to each other to like take a picture or like their sibling was going to take a picture of us.
And then this random guy who no one really knows who's like standing there.
He just went to the bathroom and he came out of the bathroom.
I was like, oh, you're trying to get through because we were like blocking the exit.
He's like, and I was like, or are you just enjoying the vibe?
And he's like, I'm just enjoying the vibe.
And I was like, okay, cool.
But then we pose for the picture and he goes, siblings are dating.
And it was like a nuke, a genuine vibe nuke.
pleat, like,
like, siblings or dating?
Like, physically everyone would still,
but, like, everyone's soul was like,
oh, yeah,
everyone was still and quiet,
and I was like,
yo,
yeah, man.
And then he just, like,
kind of silently,
like,
parted the crowd and saw himself out.
And it was like,
oh, man,
it was so hilarious.
I love shit like that so much.
Like,
that is so funny.
What do you mean?
You just said,
siblings are dating
to, like,
this person's younger sibling
They'll be like, oh, I really sit.
I don't even know.
Because sometimes, like, some people don't realize it.
Yeah, they lack the self-awareness.
Yeah.
Like, surely, surely he could tell.
Because, literally, everyone went silent and just, it just got so awkward.
I was like, uh-huh.
Oh, man.
Because it's like, it's not even like me and the younger sibling, like, know each other that well at all.
So it was, like, double awkward because, like, we don't know how to interact with each other.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just taking a flick, bro.
Yeah.
But wait.
Just like, holy cow.
He could think two things.
Um, number one.
he could think, wow, I really,
oh.
So there's an ad about Nashville
hot chicken sandwich.
Don't skisks.
Don't skimky shit.
Don't skim.
Oh,
wow.
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry.
There was Isaac,
Isaac's,
uh,
a webcam shot a video of a Nashville
chicken sandwich.
It was really awesome for the listeners.
Audio listeners.
This is going to be really funny for you guys.
I hope you enjoy it.
Yeah,
so it was really random.
Um,
what I was going to say was,
uh,
he could think either one or two things.
Number one,
um,
either,
wow.
I really just killed that shit.
What a vibe.
I will remember that for the rest of my life
and I will never talk like that ever again.
Or number two,
wow,
these people suck.
They don't know something funny
that happened to them.
I will never be in this crowd ever again
even about my people.
It's gonna be one of those.
Good point.
I wish you could have been there
like the whole night because like
he's like kind of a repeat offender
of nuking the vibe that night.
No way.
Drop that.
It was well,
it was just like,
He's just kind of an awkward guy, frankly.
Like all the other accounts are just kind of him not being very well with social environments.
But that one was like warranted.
Like, okay, you can not be well with social environments.
That's one thing.
But then saying something like that to like a group of strangers is just so like what are we doing?
You know, like why?
What's the process?
What is the process?
Isaac, can you go back your video?
bro. That bike ate shit, dude. That guy in the motorcycle ate shit bad.
I was hoping you to get this POV.
Okay, stop. Keep going. Keep going. Sorry, that was just like a...
No, no, no, no, no. Play. Keep on.
Oh, God. Here we fucking go.
It's okay, buddy. I have full control.
And three, two, one.
Oh, man. You think he's all right?
Oh, man.
Probably had that guy I felt when he said that.
They're so stupid, bro. They just keep doing.
They fall for the same.
trick. Yeah, I was, well, I never had any awkward moments, but I also never had any glorious
moments because I, oh, I just didn't speak much, man. I just didn't speak much at parties.
Don't worry. There's so much room at San Diego for awkward moments we can recommend. Yeah, I'm down
to make more awkward moments. Yeah, let's make some awkward moments. I'm so fucking out of
I love, I love awkward moments. Talking about them are so, I did have one. I did have one at
San Diego. Last year's San Diego, I remember now. It was one, it was one,
We went to a party.
We met Harry.
We met Harry.
You and I.
Oh, I remember that.
There was,
there was someone.
I went downstairs to grab a drink and there was someone there.
I was really drunk.
I still don't know who they were to this day.
I still don't know who they were.
But if you hear this and you were them.
But if you hear this and you were them.
I'd get really embarrassed.
I'd get really red right now.
No, it was,
it was not that bad.
I was just like,
I was left kind of like dumbfounded.
I was like,
huh.
It was just like, it just like blew my mind
because he does that, you know?
It was, so I have this, I have this hoodie from this,
it's like this artist named Vegan and it has like,
fuck, I'm trying to remember which, because it was one or two hoodies that I wore.
I think so.
I think it was that one with the dots.
And it says headache or yeah, it says headache and then something about love.
I don't know, you know, you know, it could be seen as corny, right?
Because, you know, when you have text on clothing, it's like,
why are you wearing that?
That's corny.
So they were really drunk
and they did this thing
where they looked at my hoodie
and they were like,
you know like when Jeremy were like,
what does that say?
What does that say?
And then I was like,
oh yeah.
And then I just didn't,
you know,
showing them and then I showed them
and then I showed in the back,
because I think the back said something too.
And they're like,
what does that mean?
What is that?
It's like,
man,
what headache?
What is that?
And so I'm like trying to like think
of like what to say.
I'm like,
it's just like,
and then like I didn't want to like over explain like I didn't want to like be like you know this artist
and he does this and then then that because then you know they're drunk so they're not going to
take that and be like oh okay yes it's going to be like what's like what are you talking about
yeah exactly and that was the vibe I was getting from them and I was like oh crap like what do I do
here show them and I was just like yeah yeah and they're like okay let me see and
And they were like, they were like stretching it out, kind of like seeing it.
And I was just letting them do the thing.
And the drink that was trying to grab was like right like like the counter was right there.
So while they were like yanking out of it, I like grabbed him.
And they're like, well, I was like, yeah.
And I kind of like let them like just sit on that on their own thought.
Like what is?
Like what?
And then I like slowly backed up.
Uh-huh.
And then I yanked upstairs.
And I just fucking.
And I was like, wow.
That was really cool.
See, it's not that bad though.
It's not, you know.
There's no way.
There's no way they remember that.
No, I don't think so.
I think you're okay.
But dude, the people...
I think I just flashed the camera
something important at this timestamp.
I'll write this timestamp right now.
Thank you.
Just for you.
I'll make it the thumbnail.
La la la la la la.
Grunk flash this is junk.
Yeah, true.
It'll be really funny when we forget about that.
Dude, yes, because you said something
in the last one.
It said,
I forget what it was.
I was so confused.
I asked you and then you were confused.
What was that?
What was that?
I forgot.
I read it in like a context sort of thing.
Because in the moment I'm like, oh yeah.
I am excited for San Diego though.
Me too.
I'm very excited.
Yeah.
I'm very excited.
I'm also going to show you guys real quick the rig that we're going to take the camera
monster.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
It's like a genuine.
Did I saw this rig?
I saw this rig and I just when I first saw it.
Videographer's camera.
Sorry.
Boner.
It's really.
No.
really a bonner because the wire management is like low key all over the place right now.
And like it looks nasty, but it's very functional. It's very cool.
And there it is.
And it's very functional. Wow.
Yeah, there's a big wire sticking out. It looks like it's nuts. It's not even complete yet.
I'm going to give you a challenge in 20 seconds or less explain what each thing does go.
Okay, so this is the monitor. This is going to have this is going to record it. This is what they're going to record all the footage. We have the extort OSST right here.
This is a life for nighttime. We don't really need it because this thing has a really good nighttime, uh, base.
So whatever. We have a handle here and we have a battery a V-mount battery for that's it. I mean that's really it and then you have the microphone
It's a shocker my job
It's just a monitor light microphone
The V clip shut it at the for a god
What the fuck kinda set about it?
This is the FX3
But yeah the monitor we're hoping it'll kind of like dissipate some of the heat that comes out of this because sometimes this shit can get really fucking hot and then it'll be like
So yeah, I will start off in 10 seconds. Yeah, here I go X three the FX three has
a built-in fan so it's supposed to help with heat and dissipation.
Dude, it has a name for being really good but damn does it heat it overheating on me.
It warrants us.
It overheating on me.
Yeah.
And the other thing is that we're, I'm getting, the codec I'm going to be using is going to be pro res 422 and that's going to be, that might be big.
I'm not going to lie, that might be big.
Might be.
Um, we'll see.
We will.
We're hoping that there's a, there's this thing that we've been doing recently with, with, uh, so we have these two
that are working on the gaming channel.
And we have this system down where we can basically edit any, like they can edit and then
we can see those edits and then we can also contribute without having to send like export
send, you know, all that stuff.
So what I'm going to try and do is when we record, I'm going to basically upload all that
footage to the timeline and then they'll be able to see it.
and then
on the go edit type
type of deal shit
all that stuff
but we'll see
but yeah that camera
it's gonna be funny though
because like
dude imagine like
oh my god
I can't wait to see them
hey there
how you doing
I would vomit if I was a favorite
I'd be like more
yeah exactly
more when
Alex
hi there
it's like
if you're a TikTok
if you're a TikTok
Yeah, it's just a TikTok.
Yeah, okay.
So, um,
what's your opinion on everything?
You should get one of those, like, full-body mounts with the, like,
straps and the cage thing on the front and hold the camera.
Dude, imagine seeing Grant on a scooter with a giant wig.
Yeah, so we're going to record a TikTok.
All right, come in Grant, who's 6'7 holding a 40-pound camera with all he needs, like a robocop
visor thing.
Yeah, that thing is going to be kind of monstrous.
And listen, is it OD?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
I'm a little OD with it, but we'll refine it.
We'll work on it.
I've seen bigger rigs anyways.
And then we're doing a world tour of the United States on the way back.
Yeah, we're doing a world tour.
We're traveling to every single state all in one go.
No sleep, no nothing, no food.
So come and say hi.
It's gonna be like a parade at every
San Diego to Austin World Tour
You guys need to follow us
We're gonna stop in different places
It's gonna be great
And it'll be good yeah everyone follow
It'll be like that
Like that scene from Forscump
Where he's like running by himself
And people start walking with it
Yeah
Or it'll be like mad mad mad at
He did the smiley face design
He like swiped his sweat on a shirt
And then the guy had the print
That was like
Oh yeah no
That's true that's true that's true that's true
That's true that's true
That was a movie. I forget.
It was a part of the movie.
Yeah.
You're right, you're right.
You're right.
A Forrest Gump?
Yeah, yeah.
It was in Forest Gump.
Yeah.
He like wiped this like face on like this like mudded shirt.
He like invented.
And then it left the smiley face that they saw on grocery bags that says like have a nice day.
Yeah.
It's right behind you.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually is what came off of that guy's shirt.
Very true.
Very true.
The sun's set in Grunks can.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it might peeve at that time, you guys.
You're really so cozy, dude.
I think, I agree.
So wait.
You got, what?
Pout.
Dude, I'm sad.
Why are you sad?
Let's start a new one.
What's up?
The role play cast.
Ooh.
What is it?
Sigh.
Hmm.
Upset.
Well.
Ponder.
Why?
Grunk.
I was, I really wanted to hear about Grunk's major a little bit more.
Because when we were talking,
Grunk and I were talking on the phone yesterday, like,
Do you guys even know what Grunk's major is and what he's doing?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay, never mind.
Well, all right, thanks guys.
I appreciate it.
Excuse me as co-group.
And one word from Tanner before we end.
Yeah, right before we leave.
Tea break.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Guys, I'm sorry.
I think we're going to be late to the podcast.
That was a T-break.
And for your problem,
If you guys want to email us, fun things, I have on the go and on the fly thought of something.
You can email us.
Email us two outrageous facts about yourself and one lie.
Yeah.
And we have to determine which lie is.
I'll also put the email in the description because I also noticed that some people were like, what's the email?
And then they're like, oops.
That's not anywhere.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Our bad.
Our bad.
Our bad.
Next week.
Description.
Tanner, we'll be back from whatever you just saw.
And that will also be the last podcast we do before San Diego.
Ever.
Where we will see those who are going there.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no.
No, no.
We got one more.
I lied.
I lied.
Oh, sorry.
One more thing I need to say.
And I have this written down here on my phone.
I'm calling out someone.
Because I need to say this out to it.
It's you.
Yeah.
It's him.
Yeah.
So listen.
Don't worry, but you're finally getting your moment.
And you might have, you know, if you're an audience member,
you might have, you might have, you know,
seen this already. So like, it's just, you know, whatever. So Jesse Pink 8306. I understand that
you know, you're in the podcast and all. You're in the group. I know. We're all aware of it.
And we know that we, you know, you record with us and then you don't appear in the videos.
I don't know what happens in the editing software, but you just get cut out. Like every time we
recorded with you, you get cut out.
So,
that's all I can say.
He's funny as hell too.
He's funny as fuck.
Really funny guy.
Holy fuck.
I haven't laughed that hard
in a long time,
you know.
Oh my God.
It's some of my favorite moments.
Wow,
the revenge of Jesse.
Jesse cracked my video.
But that's about all
folks.
Make sure to use
to group bird tamper.
See it off.
Any gamers ups order.
very much appreciate it.
There's a big
ass video coming out
for the group channel
by the way
like the group gaming
channel
um
sorry about the hiatus
it's really fucking big
it's really long
oh yeah
I can't believe it
actually
I also look he got like
word that like
um
it's way too big
so I will be cautious
about how videos are being in it
listen I'm working on
how to make these videos
out quicker
um not those big videos
because that this is
Jesus Christ
that's a project
that is so YouTube
it's so you big YouTube said
Nuh, uh-uh, girl.
You're not posting on that side.
You're not posting that on my side, girl.
Don't think about it.
But yeah, do not fret.
It is a really, really big video,
bigger than I expected.
But I also, you know, I'm proud of it.
But we'll see what happens.
I'm excited.
Wendy, do you know what is going up or no?
Not yet.
No.
Soon.
Soon.
Yeah.
I hate that word, though.
Eventually.
That's even worse.
Don't even say that one.
That's my thing.
I always use that.
But it'll be out before TwitchCon.
So you guys,
or actually it'll be done before TwitchCon.
So yeah.
Holl at your boy.
We'll catch you next week.
Absolutely.
With all of us back.
Yes, boy.
Peach and love.
Goodbye.
Mahha.
Goodbye.
Mahat.
Meha.
Meha.
Meha.
