The Group Chat - #129 - Someone please help him...

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

Maaaan just WHERE IS OUR BOY T AT..... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, the explosion. I timed that one. You dragged out your eye. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hello. Welcome back to the annoying podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Today we're going to be hello annoying. Wait, stop. We're not. We're going to make sure that we talk over each other. There's a common ice. And now we're ready. Make sure you guys use co-group for 10% off. And now we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:00:28 And now we're from Big T. And now we're from Now we're from Tanner Hey guys I'm in the woods right now Just got done with Disneyland It was pretty fun Still got the jersey on
Starting point is 00:00:44 But I gotta make it through these woods I can't See what else I can do You know I'm just gotta find my way back I'll keep you guys updated And thank you Tanner Thank you Tanner Appreciate it man
Starting point is 00:00:57 I was gonna say that There's a comment in the last substance that said that this podcast or like a portion of the podcast was like noise pollution. Oh, really? It is kind of, there's just a bunch of nothing going on. You see what's on the screen? Let us say something then.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Please, sir. Oh, there you go ahead. Whip it out. Whip it out. Ew. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Don't. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. We are sponsored by gamers. By gamers. Are we sponsored by there still? Are we?
Starting point is 00:01:30 Are we? Yes, we are, bro. Did we renew the contract? The bubble cup. The bubble cup. You weren't there. We had to, yeah, dude, I still have the scar from when I had to drop the blood on it. What? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Oh, Larry and I talked about it. So, Larry and I, when we were hanging out of the Gamer Subs HQ, we were, like, thinking about the fact that Larry wants to wake up. I'm just totally jumping into it real quick. Larry wants to fucking do that thing with the cow sticking thing. What is it called? The cow press. The branding.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Oh, Calprong? Yeah, he wants to brand you guys if you're not up by 8 a.m. Yeah, I was thinking about... I woke up at 8 today. I looked at him. He was like, yeah, dude, we're going to like get up at 8 a.m. and then make sure we hang out at TwitchCon and then start recording else for it too. And I looked at him.
Starting point is 00:02:17 That's true. The Twitchcon it's true. I do you really think that everyone's going to wake up at 8.m. I'm hyped for TwitchCon. I'm hyped for TwitchCon. Pause. 8 a.m. over there is like 10 a.m. here in 11 for drunk. I think we can make that
Starting point is 00:02:29 happen. Actually, we could so do that. We can't do that. And I also am excited to do. We have an Airbnb. We had a hotel last time and we had a noise complaint and a few noise complaints actually. Wait, what? Well, you had a noise complaint. We can't get a... We also got a noise complaint.
Starting point is 00:02:46 We can't get a break. Noise complaints on the podcast. Noise complaints in a hotel. I'm done. Where was the noise complaint? I'm just going to be noise. Oh my God. Yeah, that's right. Oh my God. Family friendly came over and they were screaming at the top of their fucking lungs in the hotel. Leave it to them.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Leave it to them. And so, yeah. So, but we have an Airbnb now, so I advise anyone who lives in San Diego. What are the spots? What's the function? Where the crib? Yeah, comment. Comment the good bar
Starting point is 00:03:17 bar crawl because I'll be 21. That's another thing. That's going to be used. And that is tomorrow. By the time, this podcast is up. Grunk will be 21 and drunk. I'm doing a year-long bender for celebrate my 21st
Starting point is 00:03:34 and it's going to be fucking awesome. Wait, have you ever tasted alcohol in your life? No, never. I'm excited as hell. You're gonna be like you're running from the story. Can I tell you the first drink you should drink? What? Fireball.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Mm-mm. Can I tell you the second drink that you should drink? What? Just Tito's. It's really good. Whoa. No. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I like the good, good facial expression. I like it. It's good. Thank you. Go with the Moscow mule. Go with the mule. Oh, right. Yeah, that's a nice one.
Starting point is 00:04:11 That sounds good. It's very delicate. Wait, how do you know? Ooh. Yeah, look at those eyebrows. That sounds bad. I thought about something.
Starting point is 00:04:21 What do you think about? It is the second somewhere in the world, probably China. So that means happy fucking birthday. Let's get a shot. It's birthday somewhere. The second. Let's drink right now. Cheers to you, grung.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Cheers to you. Everybody, if you're driving, if you're working and you're drunk, if you get a shot right now. Another one. Another one. Podcast title, we are so wasted. Yeah, we're actually fucking day drinking with the four of me guys. I need a one-on-one with Willie for a second.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I'll cover my ears. Please, can we do it? a vlog where you, we go bar hopping. Getting drunk with grunk? Yes. Should I make it? You know when I said that that was the last vlog I'd ever do? What? I said I was like the last
Starting point is 00:05:08 vlog I ever want to do is getting drunk with grunk and I guess this is it. Oh shit, no like no hesitation. I mean Well, would you say that was a lot. Would you be down to doing San Diego? Yeah, absolutely. Getting drunk with a grunk in San Diego. That'd be so funny. Yeah. I think that'd be so funny.
Starting point is 00:05:24 100%. That'd be so funny. fucking lit. Okay, we'll do that. Wait, we should get a boat. Let's just go and try and find a boat that we can go and drink on. Get seasick. Are you kidding me? Well, you would be. I kind of want to interact with strangers. What do you think of that? There you go.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah, let's, um, let's take you to 6th Street, grunk. Yeah, that'd be good too. Not in San Diego though. And also, not. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, I know it's not. I know it's not San Diego, but I've, I've went to that area once during Halloween and it was kind of, it was horrible. Fucking awesome is what it was.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Come on, give it on the street. Drinking and street interviews. No. Listen, I want to divert the conversation a little bit here because last episode we said that, well, we actually asked the viewer, oh, I just put my mouse all over my screen everywhere. There goes the immersion. But we asked the viewers if they can give us some of their slang
Starting point is 00:06:19 from anywhere they are at. Now, if, oh, man, this is a big if. if we happen to say some some gang territorial adversary slaying you guys would put us in that predicament you would not
Starting point is 00:06:36 but you know if it so happens then please I didn't know it was please mercy mercy like start to start with the feet first and then maybe the head at the end I don't know actually know cut off the head first and then do the rest
Starting point is 00:06:49 so I have a few here and you have to read it out loud that's the funniest part. Yep. It's going to be me. So here I go. We could shame you. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:02 So here's the first one from Logan. What's Rich group chat? My name is Logan. I'm from Flagstaff, Arizona. As per your request on your quest to learn new slang worldwide, I bring you to a new sling you can have. It's not from my town or anything, but I still feel it's unique. Here it is.
Starting point is 00:07:24 KIP, a substitute for wacky, crazy rubbish. That shirt's Kip. I'm sorry, where is he from? Arizona, Flagstaff. Rubbish? No, no, no, no. Oh. Kip.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Hmm. Well, they did say it's not from my town. Oh. Oh, okay. You know what's K. You know, how do you spell it? KIP. KIP. And then they finished off with I am certain.
Starting point is 00:07:49 You can find enjoyment and use of my niche little sling I love. Just real quick. That's not I need to interject. Can we just keep your camera right there and don't move it anywhere down because if Larry has to blur a cat asshole because you Do not stop. No! Oh, all right, eight minutes flat sensor bento's asshole. What's wrong with that? He's human.
Starting point is 00:08:13 He's human. He's only human. Hashtag software loves cat butthole. Ew, yeah, get that's trending. Get that trend. Spread it like a virus. I'm gonna bleak there as well. No, don't spread like the virus.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Dude, I'll bleep it. Kip reminds me of whatever in an old server called Funny Club. We used to call, we had Kippy. Who was in that server? Kippie? So many people were in that server. A lot of people. Dare I say that server made so many careers.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It did, there you must. Yes, like Kippy. Because it was originally the word we used for pizza for some reason, but then it turned into like no kippy. Like it replaced Kapp for like a month. I actually remember you saying no Kippy a bunch. Like that was a thing. I don't remember that.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Okay, so we already knew that slang, so what's the next one? Yeah, sorry. You lose. Cip was rejected. Sorry. Slag rejected. Dude, that's crazy. You have to have like forms.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, wait, let's like pass it like a like a bill. Like we're at the house of reps and we have to pass the slang bill. This is a short email. Lingo from my hometown Portland, Oregon. Oh boy. Yart. Yeah, that's real. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Like the direction. Yerp. Like, wait, what? Like, why YARP? That's what they said. They said, right, like the direction. Right. Go Yurt.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Go Yurt. Go Yurt. What? No, Yurt. We're jerked, dude. The bathroom to the yurt. Wait, didn't I say Yurt? What did I say?
Starting point is 00:09:40 Yarp. Last podcast. No. Yarp. Yarp. I said YARP. I said YARP. So we're confusing like three different slings.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I think so. So apparently in Portland, there's Yurt, which means take a right. There's Soft Willey's Yarp, which is like, Yeah and there's your are just like a New York thing. Yart what the fuck is Yarp? What's the soft willie one is yarp? What the fuck kind of slang is this? What the fuck kind of slang is this this this is Yarp from soft whirley? That's what the fucking is Yarp from soft whey's voice. What the fuck kind of slang is this this is kept from the you're good at that too what the fuck
Starting point is 00:10:13 TikTok legends Yeah, hometown lingo. Here's another email Oh, that was good Oh my God, the immediate lock and stare. You have another one here. Let's move on. This is a bit of a long one, though, key. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I'm trying to go through it as quick as I can. Hey, currently fishing the latest podcast episode here in Isaac saying he's curious about the viewer's hometown phrases. So let me fill y'all in. For a context, I'm from southern Illinois, like deep south. What? Illinois. Oh, deep south in Illinois, I think.
Starting point is 00:10:51 The deep south of the state. When you say deep south, Illinois is like one of the northern most states ever. They said, okay, wait, they said, if you're with S-I-U,
Starting point is 00:11:04 um, Carb-Cardindel, I live near there. So Carbondel, S-I-U. Shout out, the Carbonators. The Carbondellers.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Love y'all. Okay, so the most common one I heard was salty, which is universal, but everyone said it. All the old folks says, What? You're mad.
Starting point is 00:11:27 You're upset. This one, this was for being, this was referring to being broke, skint. Ooh, I like that. You said salty?
Starting point is 00:11:34 Wait, what did you say salty? Yeah, well, they said, they said, okay, the most common one
Starting point is 00:11:38 I heard was salty, which is universal, but everyone said it. All the old folks said, skint, referring to being broke. Skint. So,
Starting point is 00:11:47 skint. I think, okay, wait, Nick, do you remember what we were talking about? These are all different ones. These are all different ones. Universal use of like the word fuck.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I think it's on that front with salt. No, so I think, I think stuck. He means, or no, stuck, stuck, stuck. Stuck, bro. I think he means like salty as in everyone knows about it no matter where you're from. Oh, like salty as an angry. Like you're sorry. Yeah, universal.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Oh, okay, okay. Well, they also said another one was knee high by the 4th of July because we have hella cornfields. Yes, sir. You gotta be high by the 4th of July. They got to be high by the 4th of July. You know that? Or not gonna make harvest. What?
Starting point is 00:12:24 Yeah, you know. They always said that. Never been to Illinois. Wow. No, bro. Is there any Ohio slang? Anything going on over there in Ohio? Gotta be.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I don't think so. I don't know. Have they caught up yet? I'm curious about Texas. I'm curious about Texas too. Y'all. Like, what is there in Austin? Austin.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Hello? I don't know. How are you? Nice to meet you. Hi, friend. I don't know. I don't think we have any here. We're kind of just, y'all country.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Hey, y'all. But you don't really hear anyone say that. Can we find someone like an inventor of a slang term and bring them on the podcast? Oh, and go through the machinations of how they came up with that slang term. An innovator, you mean? Like a Steve Jobs of slang. A culture collective creator.
Starting point is 00:13:13 A culture molder. A culture molder. Right now we're treading the lines of culture vultures, low-key. We're trying to be beautiful. That was fire, Will That was good Can't wait to brand you Yo
Starting point is 00:13:30 What? Slang number four Yeah Anyways What No no No no Move on
Starting point is 00:13:41 They're everywhere Brub honestly not much We still phrases From Chicago unfortunately Well there goes that They got to use them Thank you Hey Liam
Starting point is 00:13:51 A.k. Wolf Haley, KTA, damn, look at that, Wolf Haley, whole slang. I'm reading this new slang term, Pekaneo. Fucking knew it. I fucking saw your eyes and everything about you. Piquino. Picanio.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Pekeno. I'm reading the slang, come always toss. What does that even mean? Did anyone see that? I did, yeah. He turned into like a weird artifact for just a split second. So wait, okay. Is there like any,
Starting point is 00:14:22 Other one that you recognize or heard or seen? How many did you go through? How many did you look into? What do you mean? Slang. Surely there was not only... Wait, do we only get like three emails? He was bad to say another one.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I'm about to get another one. You guys just don't listen. Like... Come on now. Like... What the hell? It's kind of scary. I'm switching media.
Starting point is 00:14:42 I don't care. Well, fuck you because Lingo from Western Maryland. So in Western Maryland, we say... we say rod me if you're being dead ass no no no no rod rod me rod me I see that I see that where is this
Starting point is 00:15:04 May mother or like May Jesus take my first born That's like saying fuck me in my butt hole Rod me Wait wait wait wait wait okay They say that it comes from saying trust And some people would say trust T-R-U-SS
Starting point is 00:15:19 trust like a trust yeah trust trust trust trust that's pretty no no no trust trust trust rod rod me it's like rod me rod okay so I'm on urban dictionary because I don't know where else to look this stuff up
Starting point is 00:15:33 and it says a dependable person oh wait that's ride or die what the fuck how did you get there you just type to rod rod me rod me is the phrase are we saying ROD M-E yeah ROD space M-E
Starting point is 00:15:47 yeah I looked that up, nothing came up, man I feel like that's just like Why are you fact-checking? We're in the trenches right now Because imagine you go up to someone You say Rod me It just sounds like you're telling her like fuck you or something
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, true Well, it's, it actually means Trust me Yeah I don't I don't buy that Imagine this Imagine this, imagine this
Starting point is 00:16:09 Someone call me out on my bullshit and my lies Okay You're lying I am not Rod me Rod me Rod me. See you like that.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Swear to God. If you say so. I swear to God. I swear to God. See, I'm making it work. Here? No, you're not. Me?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Now? Now? Right? Or? Yeah. Me? Dude, I'm going to be on a mission. I want to make every single slang I hear work.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I want to use into a scenario and everything. Can Larry tell you, let's play a game. Larry tells you the slang term and you have to try. and guess the application. Oh. Good job. Okay. Okay, let me finish his email first.
Starting point is 00:16:56 They said, made a ton of people think trust rods so they switched it out for Rod. You can also say, rail me. Okay, this has to be a lie. Get real.
Starting point is 00:17:08 So wait. So if you're being real, to a Western Maryland dude, say, row me, bro. They got it. No. No, that's a fucking lie.
Starting point is 00:17:20 That's a fucking lie. No, they're telling the truth. They changed on the truth. Frog Eland. Okay. So, wow.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Thank you. Owen. Appreciate it. Okay. So here we go. South Arizona Lingo just dropped. Don't you.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Don't read the meaning. Just the word. Yeah. Okay. Got you. I'm a huge fan. I rewatched a lot of the stuff and love just about everything
Starting point is 00:17:39 you guys all put out. Aside from that, I wanted to say that I've heard some sling thrown around here in Arizona. But in my opinion, really, old slang is the best. For instance,
Starting point is 00:17:49 I love saying wallop. When we're, oh, yeah, what does that mean? Wallop? Well, use it in a sentence. I think slap someone or
Starting point is 00:17:58 to give him a punch. Yeah. Yeah. You got a wallop. Yeah. When referring to hitting someone like that guy got walloped or he packs a wallop.
Starting point is 00:18:08 There's also Maliwap. Cuphead. Really? Mollywop means that too? Yeah. Maliwap. Molly, Molly,
Starting point is 00:18:14 Molly Wop. Molly, I'm not going to look it up. I'm just going to guess. Maybe I'm wrong. They said that's it, but also bring back the term knuckle sandwich because it'll be really funny.
Starting point is 00:18:22 That's all right. That term is never left. Yeah, it's always really, bro. You can. Thank you, Ramon. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Thank you. Okay, so damn, this is a whole list, dude. Holy shit. Is it all list? It's a word example, word example, word example.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You're kidding? This is like a gold mind. I'm not kidding you. Okay, go. Hi, Larry. Longtime listener, fifth time caller. Isaac was talking about regional slang,
Starting point is 00:18:45 and I'm from, the greater Boston area. Oh no, no, no, no, no. No, no. Jil the tang, bit the bang. Stop, hold on. Okay, they said, they said off the dome, off the dome,
Starting point is 00:18:59 Wicked. Wicked? I mean to get popped, you die. Um, I guess so. They said a way to exaggerate something. Oh, okay. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Wicked, wicked. Wicked. Yeah, that's what you made. Yeah, that's what it is. Wicked. You said Wicked? I said, yeah. Wicks would be cool, though.
Starting point is 00:19:18 I said Wigs. I'm sorry. Wicks would be cool. I like that. I'm probably going to see this one wrong, too, if I said Wicked wrong. Pissa. Pisser. Stupid.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Nope. Pissor? You're a pisser. Nope. You hydrate a lot. Bang. Nope. No, no.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Okay, Nick. You feed your cat. I need to preface. This is Boston. This is Boston slaying. This is not going to be a, normal entries. It's all gonna make notes.
Starting point is 00:19:47 How about an example? How about an example here? Yeah, give me. Tugan. Timson, Joe? What that pissa do now?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Idiot. That schmuck. I guess like that, that fawke, that head, that stupid ass. They said, they said a friend guy,
Starting point is 00:20:01 you know. All right, Pissa. Pissah. P-I-S-S-H. There's no way. Pissa, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Okay, here we go. I bet that's okay. Okay, well, okay. That's your cutaway? And we're back. And we're back.
Starting point is 00:20:17 And we're back. And where is it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the balls. The balls.
Starting point is 00:20:28 That's slang. That's slang. Can you use it a sentence? Yeah. The balls on that guy. It stops, don't we? Drake May is the balls. Good.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Oh, he's the shit. The shit. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Where is that from? What state is that?
Starting point is 00:20:45 Boston right now. I think I don't think so. They said greater Boston area. I haven't heard a single one of the I'm not saying. I feel like this is just what this one person says and they're trying to. No, they're just lying out of their ass and making it all up I bet. Okay, instead of going down list, I'm going to pick some of these out because some of these are like, like there was like, okay, there's one here called rotary. Rotary. Yeah. Isn't that a real word?
Starting point is 00:21:11 After the left, take the third exit off the rotary. Rota R-O-T-A-R-Y Rotary? That's a real word. I guess you're just using it differently. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to jump down. You're going to get on the interstate
Starting point is 00:21:24 and then you're going to pull off onto the side road. Well, it says here. Roundabout traffic circle. The road. No, no. You're bullshitting. There's no. It's not true.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I just don't believe it. All right, well, this one, we already know this. On dead dogs. On dead dogs. Oh, we already know that. Yeah. On dead dogs. Yeah, we said everywhere.
Starting point is 00:21:44 All the time. On dead dogs, I say that all the time. Their examples, I didn't take your 20 on dead dogs. On dead dogs. Wow. It's like on God on mom. On dead dogs. Damn, them poor dogs.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Okay, yeah, there's so many of these. I'm just gonna finish off on this one. This one, last one, I'm just gonna do like, there's a lot here. There's a whole list here. Bang! The grunk says that. Bang. Bang.
Starting point is 00:22:14 It means it like something's awesome. Bye. That bang. That's yummy. Sex? No. To kill a drink. No.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Is it a verb or noun? It's a verb. It's a verb. So you're banging. Yeah. To kill someone? Well, it's more, okay, basically quick action. They said quick movement similar to rip.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Like example being, take a left on Pond Street, then bang a right. Oh, bang. All right. Okay. All right. All right. We have one more email. Was that all Boston?
Starting point is 00:22:47 This is all. You know, that's what they said, Greater Boston area. Just all the words that he could think of. Bangor right. I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Oh, wait. No, that was it. That was it. I think there's more, but yeah. Yeah, that was.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Violin explosion. Okay. Yeah, that was it. Dude, there's a whole list, you guys. There's like hell of slang terms.
Starting point is 00:23:06 They're probably just gaykeeping it. They don't want to sit down. Yeah, I feel like slang can be like, only like 12 people can know and be like, yeah, That's a common thing here. Well, how does it usually start?
Starting point is 00:23:16 I'm curious to know the story of how they start, you know? Like, just start with a small group of people and then one person hears it and they just keep going. I feel like one person just says some bullshit and then it catches on. Yeah, like someone just get, they just get stuck. Yeah. Yep. Bravo.
Starting point is 00:23:31 You don't want that stuck. Mike. Bang. Bang. Oh, wait. And now a word from T. Found this out here. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I don't know. I'll know who else will be out here. That's never a good sign. Hello? That was T. Thank you. I don't know what's going on. We don't know what we're seeing. Nope, there's more.
Starting point is 00:24:05 There's so many more. Can Tanner have another word right now? Yep, he did. Thank you, Tanner for that nice word. He's having a fun time. Are we just going to make Tanner record like three separate things? No, he already did. Three separate things?
Starting point is 00:24:19 I had four videos so far and more to come. So you guys are going to hear that. a few more times. Perfect. That's awesome. Can I talk about my awful experience today? Yeah, go ahead. So,
Starting point is 00:24:30 don't buy new cars like ever, like at all ever. Okay. I was just about to, thank God. Yeah, no, I'm glad I'm, bang, right? Dude, dude, bang. Rotary.
Starting point is 00:24:42 If Larry bought a new car, he'd dead ass be stuck on dead dogs. I'd be stuck, bro, I'd be stuck on the cellar. No bubbler. On dead dogs. On dead dogs. You would...
Starting point is 00:24:53 No bumbler? No bumbler. He'd be too good. What the fuck? That's not... Grindr. Which means sub sandwich. I got a grinder at Quincy Market.
Starting point is 00:25:05 That is real. That is real. Tasted like shit. Step in. Because I'm fat. What? No, it's because Nixle and Grindr. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Oh. You stuck him with that one. There are three words for sandwiches that come. In the long way, the long way. Po boy. There's heroes, subs. Poe boy. Grinders and, no,
Starting point is 00:25:28 Poe boy is just like a big hamburger. At least the ones I've seen. Okay, no, you're sling. A grinder is a type of sandwich primarily known in New England that refers to a sub or hoagie often with hot fillings served on a long, crusty roll. Bro, I just tugging.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I tugend on dead dogs. On dead dogs, you did. On dead dogs, I just tugging. I was right. He bang. On rotary. You were so bang to that, bro. You were so bang on rotary.
Starting point is 00:25:52 No rotary. No rotary. No rotary. These people are like changing the, uh, the, uh, yep. All of our vocabulary is like changing in front of them. Isaac? Yes. Do I ever buy a new car? Yes, please. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Okay. Because I'll tell you this. Not only, I know he talked about it before and how like five
Starting point is 00:26:19 weeks after I got my car, it got into an accident. Yeah, an awful one at that. Now it's come time to get rid of the car because, you know, I pay $650 a month for car insurance, which is, it makes no sense to do that, and it hasn't made sense for a long time. But, dude. I show speed. Dude, it's bad because, like, now there's an accident and no one wants to buy it for a fair price. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Because there's the Tom record thing. Dude, that's so weird. Like, you could look at a car. It could be the bronze perfect thing ever, but because like... Something was reported. Yeah, you know, it's like... That's so rotary of them.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Yeah, on dead dogs. It is pretty rotary. But I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Are you trying to find somebody you know to sell it to?
Starting point is 00:27:14 I sold it to Carvana. You sold? Pastest. Well, not yet. Wait, wait, why? You sold it! Don't, don't, don't, don't, never, never, never, never, Carvana. Dude, you know it's bad when Carvana is the only one who's offering you a good number.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah, that should be a green light of your head saying that you're getting lowballed the fuck out of everything else. Dude, I remember so, okay, I'm talking about my BMW M4 and, you know, love the car to death, but it's not, it does not make any financial sense to keep it. Now, I rebuilt the Porsche for videos that I'm starting to work on. on getting out. And because that is a salvaged title, meaning that it was a total loss and the insurance company basically paid the people out
Starting point is 00:27:59 and went to auction. Remember what I told you guys what Carvana offered me? Yeah. Grung, do you want to take a guess at what Carvana offered me for my Porsche? Refurbished.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I fixed it and everything. I just got to change the title to a rebuild. But do you want to take a guess what they offered? Yeah. I'll guess. Whatever you're thinking,
Starting point is 00:28:22 have it. 35,000. 35,000. Okay. Wrong. Lower. Go ahead. Try again.
Starting point is 00:28:27 20,000. Lower. Have it. Again. 15. Lower. It's lower. Five?
Starting point is 00:28:36 Lower. What? What? Two? Lower. Bro. I'm not kidding. Bro.
Starting point is 00:28:49 $800. $800. Have it and have it again. Actually, this time it's real. $400? One more time, one more time, you're almost there. Half and an half a game. $200.
Starting point is 00:29:01 One more time, buddy. You're almost there. What? They offered me $100 for my car. Oh my God. I actually like, I was trying to like guess like, like, like as a, like just so I didn't ruin it. So I could actually guess like for fun. But that is insane.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I was never expecting to get anywhere near 5 grand or under. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's insane, man. $100 from Carvana for that car. Is that insane? Why? I guess because it's a salvage title.
Starting point is 00:29:35 So the way that Carvana works is like if they're going to look at first and foremost the title, if it is a salvage title, good luck, bro. That's all I can say. Like, you're boned. That's insane. Like, I could part the car out and get well over $100.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I can take the badge off. the front and sell it for a hundred. You could make the entire car's worth doing Uber for, I'd say, maybe an hour. You have enough money to buy another Porsche, buddy. Let's go. Let's monopolize. That's so funny. Dude, that is insane.
Starting point is 00:30:09 That's so criminally low. Imagine I accepted the offer. Dude, they would laugh their ass off. The president would be like, ha, ha, oh. Someone's on their phone. They're like, no. No fucking way. Jimmy, come here, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Gene! He actually took it in the game. It was a joke. No. It was a joke. We were joking. Oh, dude. Wait, speaking of cars, by the way, guys.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Get your AC fixed, y'all. I was driving back home. And my AC's fucked. And I was driving back home. It's like 92 out. You know, I didn't expect anything really that bad. I usually drive that car out in the, like, in the sun. it's fine, whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:53 But for some fucking reason, there was a lot of traffic and I was like, it was like 30 minutes away. Dude, I was driving with like 119. Like my heartbeat was 119 because it was so fucking hot. And holy crap, bro. Holy crap.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Was it fucking scary? It was nuts. My heartbeat started racing. I was like, what is happening? And then like the music started going, oh God. You rolled down a window or something?
Starting point is 00:31:21 I did have my windows. That's the weirdest part. I was like, you know, but because there was someone's traffic, you know, you're just sitting there still. Yeah, I guess, yeah. I guess, yeah. And so, Texas stuff, man. Yeah. Hey, well, we can, let's look into it because I could probably just recharge your free on. Sometimes that's all it takes. Okay. I'll do it. Never doing an ice cable for you. No, I think I was a joke, dude. I was rotoring you, man. It was a joke. Oh, dude. On dead dogs. You're pulling your rotor. You can't stay. Ah, all right. All right. I know, I'll let you have it. I'll let you have it. I'll let you. have it. It's your new fun word. No, it's I like on the dogs. You like on dead dogs? A lot, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:59 I might actually like, y'all might be catching me tougin that. Ooh, geez. That guy over there, huh? What you're tuned about? What do you, that guy? Just going back real quick, it's still in my mind. Nick. Dude,
Starting point is 00:32:14 what do we do? Yeah, true. What is the plan though? Like, what are you about? Obviously, you're not going to sell it to You're not going to pull the trigger on a $100 $1,000 Carvana offer, but is there like any plan B, anything? I have an idea.
Starting point is 00:32:31 So go ahead, which idea? Okay. Yeah, so the great idea here is simple. And I like to be a little transparent about it. The BMW does not make any financial sense. With the payment, with the insurance, whatever, it doesn't make any sense. So the Porsche, I rebuilt it, and there's no payment on it.
Starting point is 00:32:48 All I would have to do is insure it. So, that being said, I'll sell the BMW, get rid of the payment, I'll keep the Porsche, have fun with it, make videos with it, make content with it, have a good time, and I just get like another car. That's just cheaper and easier to have because why be gluttonous, you know? You know? But I've had my phone. He learns humility. Gluttoness.
Starting point is 00:33:11 I learned humility. I'm pulling your rotor, bro. Dude, don't rotor on me. Don't rotor on me right now. You got him stuck. You got him stuck. You got me stuck. I was bent.
Starting point is 00:33:20 You have been, bro. Oh, my God. Bro, pull your dogs for a second. You killed his dogs. Well, yeah, so that happened. I like that idea. That's a good idea. Would you guys believe that Corvana offered me my Porsche
Starting point is 00:33:38 for one of these? I believe it. That's what the Porsche is worth anyways. I mean, it's a salvage title, Nick. Come on, let's be real. Yeah, let's be real. You should respond to the email with a picture. You should respond to the email with a picture.
Starting point is 00:33:50 So you already have one of those. Can we up at it a little bit? I take a picture and show them the $100 bill. And then they come back and they say here. What about what about three? What about two? That's all I have left. You'll have me jumping through hoops for that.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Oh my God. I only have two. I went to a Pokemon card show and I traded some cards for money. You got that from a Pokemon card show? Yep. So you're saying if I bring my Pokemon's over here, that piece of cardboard made you money? Yep.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Can I trade me a Pokemon car for one of them Porsche's? That's a really good idea. Because if the math is math, then that means you offer $100 and you're selling a Pokemon car for a hundred dollar. It means a $100
Starting point is 00:34:36 Pokemon car for the Porsche. Damn, I don't know if anyone would do that. Oh, wait, I have an idea. What if you host an Austin? Who clicked off? Let us know. Okay, so I've always thought about this Because I do miss that era of like when people to go to, whoa,
Starting point is 00:34:53 the scenery change. That era when people would go to like cafes and have a tournament. And I was wondering, what if we had a tournament and the winner gets a Porsche? Would they enter for free? Which? No. Every one has to pay 500 bucks.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I love that idea. Even to view it. So, oh, pay per view. Paper view. Paper view. Yeah. No, but I want a fucking. fucking like I want a tournament
Starting point is 00:35:21 I want to go to a store and see I remember one time I went with my cousin he took me to this like pizza place and they were hosting like this car event and that she was lame bro it's crazy yeah like I've never seen one in person to freaking like Tekken tournaments and stuff or like street fighter like they still do
Starting point is 00:35:37 that they still host yeah apparently hell yeah I love to see that when Tanner when Tanner first came like when he when he got back his like fixation on Pokemon was like super high. So we went to a bunch of these different like card shops and one of them that we went to
Starting point is 00:35:55 had like an entire backroom for like dungeons and dragons and bay blade and a whole bunch of stuff. Dude, it's real. People get down. Damn. They get down and dirty with dead dogs. Wonder if anyone has like gone shot back there. Shit gets so real.
Starting point is 00:36:13 You pop your friend over Dungeons and Dragons. No, he pulled out the gun. It's only fair I wonder what that crowd would do if you genuinely did that if you pop someone fucking freak out bro, freak out
Starting point is 00:36:28 what if they like narrated it like oh damn Larry pulls out gun and the guy's like and the guy's like oh and then he pulled out the gun and everyone
Starting point is 00:36:46 evacuate and then everyone evacuated go Dude. He runs back in. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. All right, Larry, you need to roll your dice
Starting point is 00:36:56 to see if you're able to pull the trigger. Do you see how many steps you take to get out of here? Disqualified. Larry is disqualified. Larry, you are no longer welcome at the Deity House. You're bad. Bye. Guys, what if we started a dungeon dragon campaign?
Starting point is 00:37:12 That should take forever, bro. Yeah, never mind. I don't know a single thing about any dungeons or dragons. Me neither. And I think someone has to like curate it too Fun, fun fact, a little fun fact here. Back when I was in my peak creating vlog ideas
Starting point is 00:37:26 arc of like going to sketchers for a vlog, I thought about all of us going and dressing up and going and playing at Dungeons and Dragons night for a vlog and we just like fucked around and we created our own little characters with a dungeon master. That could be the start
Starting point is 00:37:42 of something beautiful. Is it called a dungeon master? What are they called? I actually don't know. Whoever it is. would just they would run straight out they are very creative individuals they have some of the brightest minds that are telling me about their stuff and it's like wow you have to make up
Starting point is 00:37:58 characters build a story it's like a dungeon master is that who it is that what they're called I'm probably pissing someone off called the leader or like the game guy call it's the GM the game master it's called the game master I think
Starting point is 00:38:13 yeah dungeon master that's what it is yeah the person who runs the table time role-playing game by describing the world narrating the story controlling non-player characters and monsters and forcing the game's rules and then you as a person that's playing get to create your own character so like I knew some people they were like yeah my character is a whatever person that rides a bear and has like shotguns I thought they were all pre-established like you're no you can make your own man they can be whoever you want to be dude it runs deep there's like channels on
Starting point is 00:38:43 YouTube where they just have a full-on story that keeps going and going and people follow the story. It's kind of like Minecraft, like servers, but like Dungeons and Dragons, you know, with the lore. It's all with your imagination. Remember that shit? But Dungeons and Dragons did it first.
Starting point is 00:38:56 I didn't know that. I thought that was, I thought Dungeons and Dragons was so long because you had to like, I mean, to be fair, I didn't really have a fair, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:03 view of it, but I was just like, roll the dice. You take 18 steps forward. Right. What do you see? Right. I see nothing.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Okay, move on. I think it's literally more like, you can literally say anything. but everything depends on your dice roll. So like, I also know literally nothing about it. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I have to own that. I gotta own that.
Starting point is 00:39:25 I don't know that much either. So you know what? Let's get educated. Let's go. Let's play Dungeons and Dragons in San Diego. Oh no. Absolutely. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:35 You're gonna gather everyone who has a Twitch account into one city and then go to a Dungeons and the Dragon. I'm good. You guys enjoy yourselves. So instead of making our Zoom video and doing whatever else, Or else not. Instead, let's just go play Dungeons and Dragons for the entire night. Yeah. And drink and drink.
Starting point is 00:39:52 We can drink now. And drink. Yeah. And drink. I wouldn't be able to consider the idea. Tonight, me and my friends are going to a store that is open past 12 and I'm going to at 1159 walk into the line with my case of beer. Are you going to present it right at like 1201 or 12?
Starting point is 00:40:13 Yeah. I'm going to hold my phone up. It's going to be awesome. You had to get a video. That would be fun to watch in like four years. I want a picture. A picture. I'm trying to remember what my first time buying alcohol was like.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Oh, I was back home. I remember now. I was back home and I asked my parents if I was like, I was like, I was only told I was like, I'm going to go to the gas station to buy beer. And they're like, okay. I never, I never even drank it because I didn't like it, but I just wanted to buy it. Yeah, because you can. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I was like, I can. And then the lady who attended me was like, Hmm, congrats. You guys want to see my license that I'll be showing everyone? Oh, let's see all the info, yes. Yeah, I'll, I'll blare it out. Hang on. Let me actually put post in it.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Just you Sharpie. You Sharpie. Just cut out, cut out the parts that have your name and shit on it. Yeah, wait, yeah, cut it out. Yeah, just cut it out so that it's like brofist, brofist. But before that, a word from tea. No. No. No. No. I've already been here. I've already been here before. That was a word from T. You're good at that, sir. I got a few more. I got a few more.
Starting point is 00:41:36 You're good at that, sir. What, the natural commercial break? Yeah, man, you just come in naturally. Very natural. So natural. So, here we go. I have, I have everything blocked out. Okay, let's see. All right. Uh, uh, uh, For the listeners, for the listeners at home, it's a photo of Grunk when he was like way younger. When he was like one year's old. I was like 17. I was going to say that's 2022 grunk right there. Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Crazy, bro. That was all 17? Yeah. Damn. Grunk. Now move the picture. Whoa. Talk about.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Dude. Wow. You were the definition of the lay bloomer. Yeah, serious. I didn't get my perks until I was way old. That's good. All you guys that are like sophomores in high school, I know you tweaking about, like, damn, why my voice still high? It'll happen.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Mm-hmm. It'll happen. You just might be 22. Yeah. Maybe. Brace yourself. Possibly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:42 If you're in sophomore year or junior year and you're still like a little overweight and you're still like baby face looking, just give it another two. years. If you're in sophomore or junior year and you have a full beard low key. Fuck you. Yeah. Why are you rushing your base? Definitely using jams.
Starting point is 00:43:04 You rush your town hall, bro. Chill. Definitely jamming. Enjoy it, bro. Dude, I hit puberty way too fast. I smell like a fucking Italian sub in like sixth grade. Oh. Six grade. And my mom, it had to have been even before that. It was in like fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:43:19 And my mom, she didn't want me using any deodorant with aluminum in it. And so I had to use something called Mitchum. And I was just using a mitchum. And had steel in it. Cobalt. And it bet. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:31 Oh! That shit did not work. It was like a natural scent. It was so bad I had to take it to school with me and I had to keep on applying it. I did remember when my voice dropped and my brother called me and I picked up and I said hello and he's like, who the fuck is this? Because my voice, if you, oh, there's a really. Oh, I don't even know if I can find it, but there's a video on YouTube that my cousin posted. And it was of us playing Rainbow Sixth Siege on the PlayStation.
Starting point is 00:43:57 And I think I was 12 or 13 or something like that. Bro, my voice was, like that shit was up there, bro. That shit was up there. And oh my God. Even Isaac's voice was high pitch in all of our videos. Remember? Yeah, I remember that as well.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Isaac's voice I saw for some weird fucking reason down to where all my body hair is Oh what's there bro It's there Yeah what's there It's yank it out
Starting point is 00:44:26 It's really barely Is what it is Really barely Really barely I don't know What are we gonna do For your 67th birthday Isaac My 60s
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah you hold bum What do you would do that Geez let me think Come on Come on grabs My 67th birthday Are we all gonna live In the same
Starting point is 00:44:44 Colossack Yeah please Can we have the same caretaker? Yeah. Can we have the same regular show? Yeah. The same caretaker goes from house to house.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, yeah. And then we always ask them like, who's your favorite? Who's your favorite out of everyone you take care of? The group way. It's the group way or the group road. Oh, we should dead at it. We should change an entire street name. The group Averne.
Starting point is 00:45:07 The group Averneu. We just have to wait for another collapse of the stock market and then we can just go in in the house. So how are we going to do that? Go in. Collapse. Well, currently the government shut down At the time of recording this.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Wait, truth. They said that last year too, though. Who remembers that? I didn't know that. Last night when you were in bed. Yeah. Oh, fuck, man. It happened at like midnight.
Starting point is 00:45:33 They're just shutting down zero. The world's in pandemonium. Nobody's listening to traffic lights anymore because the government's gone. Yeah, yeah. No one's serious? Facts. What's going on, guys?
Starting point is 00:45:43 I don't know. I'm not dead serious. No, it's true. Yeah. Um, nothing ever happens. Nobody has a single explanation for me. Well, I think it is actually impacting love. No, it's actually, you should have seen it.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I was sorry, I just cut you off straight up. No, you're good, man. I was just going to be honest. Like, I think that there are people that are suffering from it. And it is really sad. No, they are because it's, it's with funding. They're actually fucking up some funding. They're cutting off a lot of shit and it's just up.
Starting point is 00:46:07 State police or like the entire government? No, like entire government. The whole government is shut down currently. Yeah. gonna pretend like I know a lot. Look, I keep on getting held accountable by a lot of people in the comments about like, dude, Nick's a fucking moron. I hate this guy. So I'm gonna sit here and just own up and say like, I don't know fully what the fuck I'm talking about, but I'm a headline reader and I just know that some people are getting eFocked up and I don't want that to happen. EFocked up. Write that down to the same way fuck. EFocked up. Yep, eFocked up right next to the dogs and rotary. Yeah. I don't, I was reading a news article and there was one that said that some like, because some services can. get fucked up because like, uh, some folks are asked to work, but don't get any pay for it. So then they just call in sick.
Starting point is 00:46:51 And then that fucks up like that basically cogs up. No, is that the word clogs up? It holds up a lot of shit. So like if you're getting some documents or something getting checked or whatever, like it could take a longer. So people are also talking about like flights because I think, uh, airports are, I'm pretty sure, um, seen as necessary or like essential or like, like, like a priority. That's what I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Priority, but I don't think that they're getting paid or like they're holding off payment. It could affect your next flight. I'm sorry. For every single state? Yes. It's the federal government. Yeah, federal government. So it's like everyone.
Starting point is 00:47:30 So it says the political gridlock is also expected to put 40% of the federal workforce about 750,000 people on unpaid leave. Oh. It could, it has no work or pay for federal. workers, so the Department of Defense. Why? Department of Health, Department of Commerce, Department of State. So some workers may choose to second job.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Like, national parks with no staff. Let's go camping. The group goes camping in Yellowstone National Park. What happens if they come back while we're camping? It says visit the zoo. The famous Smithsonian Institute museums will stay open until at least Monday the 6th of October.
Starting point is 00:48:07 At least. We're not going to make it. We're not going to make the zoo? Animals at the National Zoo will continue to be fed and cared for Animals at the National Zoo will be on strike We'll continue to pay for their own closing Animals with the zoo Animals at the zoo will continue to pay
Starting point is 00:48:30 We'll be given a $100 a week allowance To spend on vending machine items Oh good Bless their hearts Oh, dude. That would be sick. Like a rink tank with a shirt on like merch For the zoo and like just like
Starting point is 00:48:46 Try to press the video machine button like It's not working. In the rhino pressing it with the horn. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm online all the time. I was about to say I don't know if I live under a rock
Starting point is 00:49:02 But I don't. I haven't heard or seen a single thing. One of the things I've been trying to use more is Apple News, guys. Which is the sponsor of today's podcast episode. Make sure you guys use Apple News. He's fucking lying. The only thing with Apple News is that
Starting point is 00:49:21 what's it called? You can tell by language, but you never know who's leaning on what side because it's like always language base. It's the way there's a science to it. No news is what I will believe. Can I make one observation? And I'm going to make this as
Starting point is 00:49:38 non-political statement as possible. Wait. It's a very clear statement. Okay, but only after a word from T, take it away. Fuck. Fuck. Hello?
Starting point is 00:49:58 Fuck am I. Thank you. That was a word from T. Thank you, T. Oh. Go ahead. Put your marker down. Put your marker down.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Put your finger down. Add your marker, bro. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Um, I wasn't going to say. Oh, yeah. My only statement. And it's not even a political.
Starting point is 00:50:26 one. It's just, I am, I am very tired of living in a world where there's so much information. We are the most informational having generation with, with no answers and information that makes no sense. Like, like, there's so much
Starting point is 00:50:42 bullshit. It's like this person, this is what happened. And they're like, that's a lie. This happened. And it's like, it's like, dude, you end up getting nowhere and you're just like, I don't know who to believe. So then I just go, hmm. I've seen some people be like, source, and then they like link the source and they're like false source.
Starting point is 00:50:59 What is that made? What is that made? I was there false source. Yeah. False source or it's like, it's just. Now hold on. Larry, I don't know if you don't know me. You're right.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I don't. So I'm going to ask Tanner, not Tanner. Nick and Grunk, do you guys have like extremely political family members that every Thanksgiving, they argue and bicker about some something. Anything. Not extremely, but they definitely talk about it and it's like I'm just going to go sit in the living room for the rest of the time I'm here Felt and feel my my my grandma is Very very Democratic
Starting point is 00:51:37 You know God bless her soul I don't care she's very democratic very Republican She's just very opinionated and I find it I find it endearing to say the least Right because then because then I have any family members that are on the other side and they just go at it And they fucking fight and they do fight Yeah Like they bash head Every single gathering that's ever happened ever? Dude, Italian dinners, man, the whole entire table is loud.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Oh my god, have you ever seen the bear? Like the show, the bear? I watched the cook. No, no. There's an episode in the second season that is like about a family dinner that having in Christmas. And the whole fucking, it's like an hour long special. And they're all bickering and they're all Italian. And they're all, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:52:24 It's so loud. And I, I've... So loud. It is so loud, man. The whole dinner is just very loud and obnoxious and like, it's fine. I don't give a fuck. Right. Now,
Starting point is 00:52:35 everyone got the family member who laughs. Oh, God. I need the funny uncle. The funcle. My dad is a funny uncle. He's like very dry-witted. Fuckle.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Fuckle. The only reason I brought that up, though, was that's how it feels with the reason or like the way that we're all connected and we all know what's going on, where it's going on and when it's going on. Yeah. It just feels like one big family dinner where everyone is in a disagreement. Yep. Yeah, they're all pulling out their sources. Someone is watching the news and then someone else is getting their news from Facebook.
Starting point is 00:53:07 And then someone else is getting their news from a friend of a coworker. And that coworker just debunked a Facebook post because it was actually fabricated false source. But then they watched the news and that was also false. But then they heard from their friend. That was all wrong. And I saw on TikTok. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Dude, there was one week. Who remembers when the goddamn drones were about? And like, all the theories about, like, the drones being UFOs from outer space and, like, like, country sending them over to us. That was hilarious. That shit got so, that shit got so out of hand that I reached out to Anthpo and asked if that was him if he was behind it. Because. Anthropos.
Starting point is 00:53:51 What? Wait, what was happening? Any unexplainable event you reach out to Anthpo? Antpo has been behind several weird things that have happened that he came out and was like, yeah, that was me. There is one. You didn't know about that? What's your main, little bro.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Anthropo has deep-rooted lore, man. Wait, no, the only thing I know that Anthpo did that I remember was the alien thing. He did some alien shit where he faked an alien invasion in Florida. Oh, that's just fucking crazy, dude. He faked an alien invasion. Oh, was that at like the mall or whatever? Yeah, we're like they were saying, they were going through the walls. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah, and they were like, that was him? What? I'm pretty sure that was him, but he also did Mr. Cheeseball, the guy in New York. Yeah, he is Mr. Cheeseball, yeah. He also did the Timothy Shalamee local light contest, I think. I was him? Yeah, he did, yeah. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:54:47 Dude, it got nuts. Like, after we moved to Austin, the Anthpo lore, like quadrupled in size and depth. It was crazy. Cheeseball. The most insane shit. How you live a life like that? I have no clue. That is nuts to me.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Yeah, on Rotorries. I need to pee. I need to pee over your back. But only after this tea break, take it away tea. I don't know. I don't know where to go. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I just keeps going. And we're back and I still haven't peed. I'll be right back. I'll see you guys. Wow. He's good at that. He's really damn good. I'll give it to him.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Holy shit. Damn, I didn't know Aspo was that deep rooted on that. Yeah. Hey, look. Comment section, don't hold me accountable. I don't fucking know. Don't at him. Don't at him.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Stop at me. Give me a break. Damn, bro. About Athwa? I'm just, I just get held accountable for everything that I say that's misinformation and I'm trying my best to remember it. Dude, yeah, you were into like the whole Egyptian shit, man.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You kept saying that there was like aliens and or what was it? It was something. The pyramid. Yeah, the pyramids. We're built by aliens. Yeah, because yeah, the, yeah. Yep. I mean, it's facing true north. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is facing true north. Dude, there you go. There you
Starting point is 00:56:11 go. Look at the exact coordinates. It's like the speed of light or some shit. So, yeah, I mean, those types of quinky dinks don't make so much sense, man. Quinky dinks. So, you explain it to me, bro. If you're just so smart. Well, I'm not claiming that I'm smart, but like,
Starting point is 00:56:27 No I don't know Doesn't sound right to me You know what, how about this? Let's go then, you and I, let's go Let's go Let's go to If Jimmy Donaldson Beast
Starting point is 00:56:40 Went to the pyramids And climbed them And went inside Then let's go Hello I actually need to talk about A time that I brought up Jimmy Donaldson
Starting point is 00:56:49 In a conversation At like a show That I went to do A show You did I went to, like, a music show and with a friend. And literally like it, it was like the vibe where, damn, I have no one to talk to. So I'm going to talk to this person that I was friends with like two years ago and haven't spoken to since.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Because those were the only type of people that were there. So then, and I'm not even, okay, so my friend is the person who was friends with this person. And, and, damn, how do you talk about this cohesively? but the second friend is a journalist major, majoring in journalism. And so they were talking about, like, their major, you know? Okay. And then I...
Starting point is 00:57:39 Journalism. I think, I don't even know what the hell I was thinking, but I brought up Mr. Beast just straight up, like, in the conversation, and, like, killed the entire vibe. Like, just, like, it went silent after I brought up... It'll do it, man. Jimmy Beasts. And it was so, like, in hindsight, that was so damn funny.
Starting point is 00:58:00 But, like, in the moment, it was like, wow. I just derailed this entire conversation. Wait, okay, but you had to explain how, what was it before? What did you say? What was your intrusion? I'm trying to remember. Was it, like, a Trojan horse or, like, you? No, I was, I was, like, kind of a part of the conversation, but just, like, I'd just, like, say a couple things every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:58:23 You brought up Jimmy Dom. Jimmy Donaldson. Yeah, I literally said Jimmy Donaldson and then followed up with Mr. Beast and I was like, yo, I just name drop Mr. Beast in this conversation. Why is that so bad though? I mean, it just, like,
Starting point is 00:58:36 I don't know, because like, it just wasn't the vibe, but I... That's... Go ahead. No, go ahead. Oh. Oh, we're so chivalrous. Okay, I'll go. You guys are so sweet. After you, after you.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Being the reason for a derailment of conversation is like the worst shit ever. It's so funny, though. Oh, no. God, I just remembered another thing that happened, dude. This was like, two weeks ago. I was at another party and, like, I was talking to my dear good friend and their sister was there visiting. And so, and me and me and their sister, we realized we had like, we were both wearing glasses, both had brown hair, both had a Batman shirt on, both had like blue key chains.
Starting point is 00:59:22 And we were like, oh my God. So then we were standing next to each other to like take a picture or like their sibling was going to take a picture of us. And then this random guy who no one really knows who's like standing there. He just went to the bathroom and he came out of the bathroom. I was like, oh, you're trying to get through because we were like blocking the exit. He's like, and I was like, or are you just enjoying the vibe? And he's like, I'm just enjoying the vibe. And I was like, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:59:44 But then we pose for the picture and he goes, siblings are dating. And it was like a nuke, a genuine vibe nuke. pleat, like, like, siblings or dating? Like, physically everyone would still, but, like, everyone's soul was like, oh, yeah, everyone was still and quiet,
Starting point is 01:00:02 and I was like, yo, yeah, man. And then he just, like, kind of silently, like, parted the crowd and saw himself out. And it was like,
Starting point is 01:00:11 oh, man, it was so hilarious. I love shit like that so much. Like, that is so funny. What do you mean? You just said, siblings are dating
Starting point is 01:00:21 to, like, this person's younger sibling They'll be like, oh, I really sit. I don't even know. Because sometimes, like, some people don't realize it. Yeah, they lack the self-awareness. Yeah. Like, surely, surely he could tell.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Because, literally, everyone went silent and just, it just got so awkward. I was like, uh-huh. Oh, man. Because it's like, it's not even like me and the younger sibling, like, know each other that well at all. So it was, like, double awkward because, like, we don't know how to interact with each other. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're just taking a flick, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Yeah. But wait. Just like, holy cow. He could think two things. Um, number one. he could think, wow, I really, oh. So there's an ad about Nashville
Starting point is 01:00:57 hot chicken sandwich. Don't skisks. Don't skimky shit. Don't skim. Oh, wow. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry.
Starting point is 01:01:04 There was Isaac, Isaac's, uh, a webcam shot a video of a Nashville chicken sandwich. It was really awesome for the listeners. Audio listeners. This is going to be really funny for you guys.
Starting point is 01:01:13 I hope you enjoy it. Yeah, so it was really random. Um, what I was going to say was, uh, he could think either one or two things. Number one,
Starting point is 01:01:21 um, either, wow. I really just killed that shit. What a vibe. I will remember that for the rest of my life and I will never talk like that ever again. Or number two,
Starting point is 01:01:31 wow, these people suck. They don't know something funny that happened to them. I will never be in this crowd ever again even about my people. It's gonna be one of those. Good point.
Starting point is 01:01:42 I wish you could have been there like the whole night because like he's like kind of a repeat offender of nuking the vibe that night. No way. Drop that. It was well, it was just like,
Starting point is 01:01:53 He's just kind of an awkward guy, frankly. Like all the other accounts are just kind of him not being very well with social environments. But that one was like warranted. Like, okay, you can not be well with social environments. That's one thing. But then saying something like that to like a group of strangers is just so like what are we doing? You know, like why? What's the process?
Starting point is 01:02:17 What is the process? Isaac, can you go back your video? bro. That bike ate shit, dude. That guy in the motorcycle ate shit bad. I was hoping you to get this POV. Okay, stop. Keep going. Keep going. Sorry, that was just like a... No, no, no, no, no. Play. Keep on. Oh, God. Here we fucking go. It's okay, buddy. I have full control.
Starting point is 01:02:40 And three, two, one. Oh, man. You think he's all right? Oh, man. Probably had that guy I felt when he said that. They're so stupid, bro. They just keep doing. They fall for the same. trick. Yeah, I was, well, I never had any awkward moments, but I also never had any glorious moments because I, oh, I just didn't speak much, man. I just didn't speak much at parties.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Don't worry. There's so much room at San Diego for awkward moments we can recommend. Yeah, I'm down to make more awkward moments. Yeah, let's make some awkward moments. I'm so fucking out of I love, I love awkward moments. Talking about them are so, I did have one. I did have one at San Diego. Last year's San Diego, I remember now. It was one, it was one, We went to a party. We met Harry. We met Harry. You and I.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Oh, I remember that. There was, there was someone. I went downstairs to grab a drink and there was someone there. I was really drunk. I still don't know who they were to this day. I still don't know who they were. But if you hear this and you were them.
Starting point is 01:03:42 But if you hear this and you were them. I'd get really embarrassed. I'd get really red right now. No, it was, it was not that bad. I was just like, I was left kind of like dumbfounded. I was like,
Starting point is 01:03:52 huh. It was just like, it just like blew my mind because he does that, you know? It was, so I have this, I have this hoodie from this, it's like this artist named Vegan and it has like, fuck, I'm trying to remember which, because it was one or two hoodies that I wore. I think so. I think it was that one with the dots.
Starting point is 01:04:13 And it says headache or yeah, it says headache and then something about love. I don't know, you know, you know, it could be seen as corny, right? Because, you know, when you have text on clothing, it's like, why are you wearing that? That's corny. So they were really drunk and they did this thing where they looked at my hoodie
Starting point is 01:04:29 and they were like, you know like when Jeremy were like, what does that say? What does that say? And then I was like, oh yeah. And then I just didn't, you know,
Starting point is 01:04:38 showing them and then I showed them and then I showed in the back, because I think the back said something too. And they're like, what does that mean? What is that? It's like, man,
Starting point is 01:04:45 what headache? What is that? And so I'm like trying to like think of like what to say. I'm like, it's just like, and then like I didn't want to like over explain like I didn't want to like be like you know this artist and he does this and then then that because then you know they're drunk so they're not going to
Starting point is 01:05:00 take that and be like oh okay yes it's going to be like what's like what are you talking about yeah exactly and that was the vibe I was getting from them and I was like oh crap like what do I do here show them and I was just like yeah yeah and they're like okay let me see and And they were like, they were like stretching it out, kind of like seeing it. And I was just letting them do the thing. And the drink that was trying to grab was like right like like the counter was right there. So while they were like yanking out of it, I like grabbed him. And they're like, well, I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:35 And I kind of like let them like just sit on that on their own thought. Like what is? Like what? And then I like slowly backed up. Uh-huh. And then I yanked upstairs. And I just fucking. And I was like, wow.
Starting point is 01:05:46 That was really cool. See, it's not that bad though. It's not, you know. There's no way. There's no way they remember that. No, I don't think so. I think you're okay. But dude, the people...
Starting point is 01:05:56 I think I just flashed the camera something important at this timestamp. I'll write this timestamp right now. Thank you. Just for you. I'll make it the thumbnail. La la la la la la. Grunk flash this is junk.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Yeah, true. It'll be really funny when we forget about that. Dude, yes, because you said something in the last one. It said, I forget what it was. I was so confused. I asked you and then you were confused.
Starting point is 01:06:23 What was that? What was that? I forgot. I read it in like a context sort of thing. Because in the moment I'm like, oh yeah. I am excited for San Diego though. Me too. I'm very excited.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Yeah. I'm very excited. I'm also going to show you guys real quick the rig that we're going to take the camera monster. Oh God. Oh my God. It's like a genuine. Did I saw this rig?
Starting point is 01:06:45 I saw this rig and I just when I first saw it. Videographer's camera. Sorry. Boner. It's really. No. really a bonner because the wire management is like low key all over the place right now. And like it looks nasty, but it's very functional. It's very cool.
Starting point is 01:06:59 And there it is. And it's very functional. Wow. Yeah, there's a big wire sticking out. It looks like it's nuts. It's not even complete yet. I'm going to give you a challenge in 20 seconds or less explain what each thing does go. Okay, so this is the monitor. This is going to have this is going to record it. This is what they're going to record all the footage. We have the extort OSST right here. This is a life for nighttime. We don't really need it because this thing has a really good nighttime, uh, base. So whatever. We have a handle here and we have a battery a V-mount battery for that's it. I mean that's really it and then you have the microphone It's a shocker my job
Starting point is 01:07:28 It's just a monitor light microphone The V clip shut it at the for a god What the fuck kinda set about it? This is the FX3 But yeah the monitor we're hoping it'll kind of like dissipate some of the heat that comes out of this because sometimes this shit can get really fucking hot and then it'll be like So yeah, I will start off in 10 seconds. Yeah, here I go X three the FX three has a built-in fan so it's supposed to help with heat and dissipation. Dude, it has a name for being really good but damn does it heat it overheating on me.
Starting point is 01:07:59 It warrants us. It overheating on me. Yeah. And the other thing is that we're, I'm getting, the codec I'm going to be using is going to be pro res 422 and that's going to be, that might be big. I'm not going to lie, that might be big. Might be. Um, we'll see. We will.
Starting point is 01:08:15 We're hoping that there's a, there's this thing that we've been doing recently with, with, uh, so we have these two that are working on the gaming channel. And we have this system down where we can basically edit any, like they can edit and then we can see those edits and then we can also contribute without having to send like export send, you know, all that stuff. So what I'm going to try and do is when we record, I'm going to basically upload all that footage to the timeline and then they'll be able to see it. and then
Starting point is 01:08:49 on the go edit type type of deal shit all that stuff but we'll see but yeah that camera it's gonna be funny though because like dude imagine like
Starting point is 01:09:01 oh my god I can't wait to see them hey there how you doing I would vomit if I was a favorite I'd be like more yeah exactly more when
Starting point is 01:09:13 Alex hi there it's like if you're a TikTok if you're a TikTok Yeah, it's just a TikTok. Yeah, okay. So, um,
Starting point is 01:09:21 what's your opinion on everything? You should get one of those, like, full-body mounts with the, like, straps and the cage thing on the front and hold the camera. Dude, imagine seeing Grant on a scooter with a giant wig. Yeah, so we're going to record a TikTok. All right, come in Grant, who's 6'7 holding a 40-pound camera with all he needs, like a robocop visor thing. Yeah, that thing is going to be kind of monstrous.
Starting point is 01:09:56 And listen, is it OD? Maybe. Maybe. Okay. I'm a little OD with it, but we'll refine it. We'll work on it. I've seen bigger rigs anyways. And then we're doing a world tour of the United States on the way back.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah, we're doing a world tour. We're traveling to every single state all in one go. No sleep, no nothing, no food. So come and say hi. It's gonna be like a parade at every San Diego to Austin World Tour You guys need to follow us We're gonna stop in different places
Starting point is 01:10:26 It's gonna be great And it'll be good yeah everyone follow It'll be like that Like that scene from Forscump Where he's like running by himself And people start walking with it Yeah Or it'll be like mad mad mad at
Starting point is 01:10:37 He did the smiley face design He like swiped his sweat on a shirt And then the guy had the print That was like Oh yeah no That's true that's true that's true that's true That's true that's true That was a movie. I forget.
Starting point is 01:10:50 It was a part of the movie. Yeah. You're right, you're right. You're right. A Forrest Gump? Yeah, yeah. It was in Forest Gump. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:54 He like wiped this like face on like this like mudded shirt. He like invented. And then it left the smiley face that they saw on grocery bags that says like have a nice day. Yeah. It's right behind you. Yeah. What the fuck? Yo.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually is what came off of that guy's shirt. Very true. Very true. The sun's set in Grunks can. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:18 Yeah, it might peeve at that time, you guys. You're really so cozy, dude. I think, I agree. So wait. You got, what? Pout. Dude, I'm sad. Why are you sad?
Starting point is 01:11:30 Let's start a new one. What's up? The role play cast. Ooh. What is it? Sigh. Hmm. Upset.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Well. Ponder. Why? Grunk. I was, I really wanted to hear about Grunk's major a little bit more. Because when we were talking, Grunk and I were talking on the phone yesterday, like, Do you guys even know what Grunk's major is and what he's doing?
Starting point is 01:11:50 Yes. Yes. Okay, never mind. Well, all right, thanks guys. I appreciate it. Excuse me as co-group. And one word from Tanner before we end. Yeah, right before we leave.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Tea break. What the fuck? What the fuck? Guys, I'm sorry. I think we're going to be late to the podcast. That was a T-break. And for your problem, If you guys want to email us, fun things, I have on the go and on the fly thought of something.
Starting point is 01:12:38 You can email us. Email us two outrageous facts about yourself and one lie. Yeah. And we have to determine which lie is. I'll also put the email in the description because I also noticed that some people were like, what's the email? And then they're like, oops. That's not anywhere. And I was like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Our bad. Our bad. Our bad. Next week. Description. Tanner, we'll be back from whatever you just saw. And that will also be the last podcast we do before San Diego. Ever.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Where we will see those who are going there. What? Wait, wait, wait. No, no. No, no. We got one more. I lied. I lied.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Oh, sorry. One more thing I need to say. And I have this written down here on my phone. I'm calling out someone. Because I need to say this out to it. It's you. Yeah. It's him.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah. So listen. Don't worry, but you're finally getting your moment. And you might have, you know, if you're an audience member, you might have, you might have, you know, seen this already. So like, it's just, you know, whatever. So Jesse Pink 8306. I understand that you know, you're in the podcast and all. You're in the group. I know. We're all aware of it. And we know that we, you know, you record with us and then you don't appear in the videos.
Starting point is 01:13:54 I don't know what happens in the editing software, but you just get cut out. Like every time we recorded with you, you get cut out. So, that's all I can say. He's funny as hell too. He's funny as fuck. Really funny guy. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 01:14:09 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, you know. Oh my God. It's some of my favorite moments. Wow, the revenge of Jesse. Jesse cracked my video.
Starting point is 01:14:22 But that's about all folks. Make sure to use to group bird tamper. See it off. Any gamers ups order. very much appreciate it. There's a big
Starting point is 01:14:32 ass video coming out for the group channel by the way like the group gaming channel um sorry about the hiatus it's really fucking big
Starting point is 01:14:39 it's really long oh yeah I can't believe it actually I also look he got like word that like um it's way too big
Starting point is 01:14:48 so I will be cautious about how videos are being in it listen I'm working on how to make these videos out quicker um not those big videos because that this is Jesus Christ
Starting point is 01:14:56 that's a project that is so YouTube it's so you big YouTube said Nuh, uh-uh, girl. You're not posting on that side. You're not posting that on my side, girl. Don't think about it. But yeah, do not fret.
Starting point is 01:15:08 It is a really, really big video, bigger than I expected. But I also, you know, I'm proud of it. But we'll see what happens. I'm excited. Wendy, do you know what is going up or no? Not yet. No.
Starting point is 01:15:21 Soon. Soon. Yeah. I hate that word, though. Eventually. That's even worse. Don't even say that one. That's my thing.
Starting point is 01:15:29 I always use that. But it'll be out before TwitchCon. So you guys, or actually it'll be done before TwitchCon. So yeah. Holl at your boy. We'll catch you next week. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:15:40 With all of us back. Yes, boy. Peach and love. Goodbye. Mahha. Goodbye. Mahat. Meha.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Meha. Meha.

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