The Group Chat - #13 - THE GROUP WENT MISSING!

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

The Group returns from their trip to Texas, but unfortunately a couple of them got a little sick and couldn't make the podcast today. Hope they get well soon!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us toget...her being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat gamecast. Today we're going to be talking about the time that our friends are going to show up to the podcast. Today we're going to be talking about one piece. So I decided to recording myself with my friends Tanner and Grunk. I'm actually recording it myself because I am in charge. Let's all upload the same, the same like episode. On our own channels. Who gets the most views?
Starting point is 00:00:24 Yeah. Get it. We'll win. You get it because he's got a million. Let me close my door Hang on, guys Okay, all right, well, he's already He's gone
Starting point is 00:00:34 The only guy who's doing the thing that I have to talk about right now What'd you say? What's make him run back watch? Let's address the elephant in the room Let's address the elephant in the room Actually, that's precisely what we should do And where is everyone? It's probably what you're wondering
Starting point is 00:00:46 That is a good question A couple of no maskers. They don't like to wear masks Okay, that's a good thing So Austin happened IRL podcast, hope you guys liked it That's the only one we're ever doing Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:58 Some of us have COVID So the ones who weren't vaccinated are the ones who are not here. We're all vaccinated. And they didn't wear masks. They did not wear masks. And also they coughs on babies in Austin. Yeah. There's a video.
Starting point is 00:01:12 We're definitely not releasing the footage now, but there's a video we recorded where it was like coughing on people in public prank. Yeah, we went to a Walmart and we were like, where's the toilet paper? Yeah. Listen, I went to an old lady and I grabbed her by the ears. I was like, and I just kept doing that She tried to get away She tried to get away
Starting point is 00:01:34 But I grabbed it closer Help help Yeah She turned green And her hair turned white and started curling So that's what we were doing But Speaking of grabbing old ladies
Starting point is 00:01:47 And coughing on them I could sue to sponsor GamerSups For sponsoring this video I mean this episode Of the group chat podcast Thank you guys Gamer stuff. That's not okay.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Cam, play that. Play that. Play that. Hold on. There we go. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Okay. Yeah. G. G. Code group for 10% off. Code group for 10% off all orders. Oh, wait. Is there anything we're supposed to do today?
Starting point is 00:02:12 Um, no, we're fine. Okay. So guys. We're back. If it wasn't for, no, hold on,
Starting point is 00:02:19 we just got to say this. If it wasn't actually for using code group, we would have never met up. That would have never had happened. That's absolutely realistic. That's actually real. That's actually real. That is not.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I'm not like, that's no jokes. We're not being paid to say this. No, like that would not have happened without gamer stuff. And you guys. So thank you again.
Starting point is 00:02:35 And you guys. Buy a lot of stuff and boobs. Anyways. We're home. So we're home. We are home. And know a lot of you are wondering. What happened on the Austin trip?
Starting point is 00:02:45 What's going on? Oh. Crazy crying. Wait. I heard you left Larry there. What happened? Where is he? I heard of Larry.
Starting point is 00:02:54 There's a plane crash? What? I already airdropped a picture of an explosion to the pilot and it became real. Yeah, he like panicked and... His phone has actually works the same ways like Jamanji. If you air drop it, it becomes real. I actually dropped on the plane, a big meteor hit the plane with you... Yeah, he airdrip.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Air dripped. He air dripped. Air Jordan on the plane. So I think we could talk a lot about it because we did not cover all bases during the IRL podcast. I'm sure we could talk a lot. a lot about like more Austin stuff and whatever. We could go day by day, but I think that's boring. We should do, you know what?
Starting point is 00:03:33 I want to talk about my last day when you dropped me off the airport Blackout drunk and I had no idea. I've heard about this. I heard about it. I feel like that's like a roadmap back to a big, big thing that happened on the Austin trip that we can't talk about. You know we can't talk about. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:48 You know you can't talk about that. You know, man. I'm just going to DM somebody on Twitter if they want to join the podcast right now. I think we should cycle out like five people this entire podcast. You think it'd be a really funny idea if we just focused on this podcast and, you know, continued to. You're being a real Rick Sanchez right now with all those burps. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I am like drunk. Morty burr. You are not drunk right now. It is 4 p.m. You're right. Mortimer. Mortimer Jones. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:04:18 We're not going to talk about it, but they did leave me at the airport drunk and I had no anywhere to go. Yeah. We left Tanner. We all had to. Lickety split pretty fast because we basically showed up to everyone had flights. Yeah, we all had flights
Starting point is 00:04:31 very early in the morning. Mine took off at 6.40am, which is unreal. That's so early. That's ridiculous. Thank you, Code Gamer, Sups for dropping the group golf in Austin and the awesome. Thank you, Code, Gamer, subs for leaving me in an airport
Starting point is 00:04:47 alone, unattended drunk. Oh, holy moly, my fight or fight, fight or fight. Sinkerson. Flight. Flight reacts kicked in hard. But yeah, we dropped Tanner off. And previously, maybe 45 minutes ago, he was asleep on a floor. I was on the floor at a party. Because he drank too much.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Because I drank. I only had four shots. I didn't know four shots was going to do that to me. Maybe it was seven. I don't know. Alcohol shot. It was moonshine. It was strictly moonshine. It wasn't even like real alcohol. And let's just say I got abruptly woken up. Like, we got to go to catch our flight.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Let me tell you, my flight was at 9.45 a.m. But everybody else is at 6 a.m. We all had like a little van we drove in. So we had to bring up to the airport or else I would not be able to go to the airport unless I Uber, but I don't want to do that because I'm nervous. And drunk. Yes. So what was it?
Starting point is 00:05:43 We got there. I'm like being, I'm causing a ruckus. I'm having my own little, I'm in my own little world. I wave to an old man walking by. I had all my stuff I was sucking on a tripod It was like a little binky for me And then what was it
Starting point is 00:05:58 We just we got to the airport Nobody really talked to each other Our only thing was we just have to get on these flights Yeah it was something bad is gonna happen The mood was soiled Because we all had to leave Yeah Something bad happened but
Starting point is 00:06:12 Wait is yummy here No way yummy here I'm not I can't minimize and check So you're gonna have to just Let me see low in the other chat. He just said, hello.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You want to add him here and see if he wants to do it? No, we can't do a mid-podcast, can we? Yeah, no, we can't. Too late.
Starting point is 00:06:27 It's too late. We're too deep in. Sorry to the YouTube comments, commenters. I apologize. But speaking of the story about the airport, they left me off
Starting point is 00:06:40 at the, like, the main room. Nick and Isaac were at like the computer options or whatever. I don't know what they're called. And I kept showing them my boarding pass for some reason.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I was like, Where do I go? He had his QR code up. I remember when he actually got to the airport, he like had an inability to look at signs. I didn't know where to go. Get to the like baggage claim. He was like,
Starting point is 00:07:03 where the baggage claim signs? Literally at every gate it says where the baggish line signs are. It's just a thing, you know, when you drink, something is going wrong with your vision, your head. I'm talking about when he got here. This was when I was still. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I still have a shot on the plane, didn't you? No, I lied. Wow. I lied to my friends. I had a Sprite. I had a little spry. And I had a little sausage that looked like a penis. He did.
Starting point is 00:07:30 You made a little sausage penis. There's grapes. I just showed it to an old man. I'm like, hey. And he was like, you looked out of the window. Cam, go to Tennis Twitter and pull up the sausage penis pick. Yeah, go to my Twitter.
Starting point is 00:07:45 And throw it on the screen and wiggled around for a little bit. I also took a picture of the old man. He was a big fan Was he? No I also lied on that one too Nice good job Two in a row
Starting point is 00:07:55 Speaking of the devil I saw many old men On my way back home I saw a lot of old men The TSA people actually had to Like Grab my shoulders And hold me in line
Starting point is 00:08:11 Because I was so drunk And I just didn't know where to go Are you serious? Yes Dude that's so embarrassing I kept showing him like my boarding pass. I'm like, I don't know where this is. And all it was
Starting point is 00:08:22 was a barcode. It's a QR code that you scanned. Dude, that's so funny. They're like, okay, stay here. And then I'm like, the lady, when you first show them like the, your license, they're like, they're looking at it. Like, where are you going? I'm just like, I'm like, I, you wouldn't know. I kept saying.
Starting point is 00:08:42 What you like to know? What you'd like to know? They're like, what state? I was like, Washington. Like, what town? I was like, you wouldn't know, man. They kept trying to ask me And then I finally like Told him And they're like You're right, I wouldn't know
Starting point is 00:08:55 I'm like yeah And then they put me through That's like so weird Are you a lot to like You're a lot of fly inebriated right Like drunk Yeah Innebriated
Starting point is 00:09:05 It's a big word right Not until you're not until you're aggressive Like I wasn't like If you're thrown around TSA I'm pretty sure it's a legal way I guess it's okay I wasn't hurt nobody I was just annoying drunk
Starting point is 00:09:16 I left my laptop in my bag they had to fish it out for me. Oh my God. If I was with you, if you were like my dad or something, I'm not so angry. I was really, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'm like, I try to grab it from like, no, we have to keep this. I'm like, I think it's because you had nothing to eat beforehand. I didn't have anything to eat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:34 So when I, when I drink, I usually do on an empty stomach and I handle shit very well, but I, dude, tell me how I was like, everything was buzzing in my eyes.
Starting point is 00:09:43 No, but I got through TSA, Lickety split. I got through TSA before Nick. I was on. on fire, dude. I was like, I was like, um, goddamn Rogli from Naruto, dude. I was actually heaven sent.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Dude, I was heaven sent. Dude, when I got to the, um, like, you know the big panels where it shows your gates. Yeah. You would have laughed so hard because, look, for the listeners at home, I'm going to do something funny. But I was standing, like, looking at the gates like this with my phone, my hand, just like, the little, the hip thing out, yeah. The hip thing out, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Because, like, you know how my airport has like, like, letters. only looking for letters. This airport only had numbers. I'm like, I'm like, I see a one. I'm like, God, what the fuck? What is that? I see a one on my boarding pass. I look up.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I see one. I'm like, yeah, that checks out. That's, that's it. That's where I got to go. I was like, followed one. And then I slept for three hours. I almost missed my flight until the lady had to wake me up and put me on the airplane. And then I slept on the plane.
Starting point is 00:10:40 And then I was sobered up when I landed. It took me an entire trip. My play home. I don't even remember what happened. I was going to, yeah, I was going to ask, None of us really like kept up with you when you left. So we're like, all right, always gone. Let's go bar.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Let's go to a bar. I remember when you guys dropped me out for the airport, I was expecting everyone to get out and like hug me or something. And like, Yomi got out because he had to. And like, Isaac, you got out too, I think. And that was it. I stayed in the van on my phone. I was like, see you, man.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Yeah, that's so sad. I'm pretty sure. Who did I, I think I hugged Isaac and gave a fist bump to Yummy. And I was out. What happened right when you left? I think we just went like, like, just like smooth sailing. Uh-huh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:24 The one in there, you got, you're checking your bags. Yeah, smooth sailing. It was some good smooth sailing. But... I'll never forgive you. Oh, I was kidding.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Inside jokes. Inside jokes. But, anyways, I said... That wasn't even... What are we talking about inside jokes? I was only you.
Starting point is 00:11:47 That is an inside joke with yourself. No, I know what he was talking about. No, listen. All I got to say is I hooked up my Nintendo Switch just now, and I'm excited to play it. What are you going to play? I don't know, but I'm just looking at it right now. And the possibilities are endless.
Starting point is 00:12:03 You can't put a Mario car and ammo crossing, and that's it. Oh, I know what's talking about. Damn, what? I just spent it. I just got a summer break yesterday. Mm-hmm. Yesterday. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:15 And it's going to be a crazy summer for me. For those of you wondering, yes, Grunk is still 16. He has an age to a single day. He has an age to single bit. In four years, he's turning 18, guys. Exactly four months from now, I'll be 18. He will be an adult. He will be able to drive a car.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Dude, you can go to prison now once you turn 18. Yeah, I can, like, I can get in a lot of troubles. Let's, I know what I do. Let's spike, grunks, gamer subs, and then put him in a car, and then call 911. and see what happens. I have this on his 18th birthday. Cheers. Spike it with what?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Vodka. Yes. Vodka? Okay. He will be not of drinking age. Is roofing illegal? I hope so. You know what not.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I don't think roofing is illegal. I don't think so either. Hey, I think guys, all right, for the listeners at home, I think roofing is illegal. I just got a text message from GamerSup saying you guys are off the hook.
Starting point is 00:13:15 No, we're not. you're going to be sponsoring anymore because you guys talked about Rufius for 40 minutes. Morbius? Morbius. Morbius. I just said it Morbius. I fucking love that thing.
Starting point is 00:13:26 That thing. We got a topic. I forgot. Austin. What were we talking about? Austin. We really even need to talk about Austin anymore. It wasn't the past.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Well, yeah, but I like, I like talking about it. Oh, we'll be going back at some point. I hope not. We will be. Yeah, that's true. Should we tell him? No, probably not. No.
Starting point is 00:13:41 They don't need to know. We're going tomorrow. We love this so much. We're going to make tomorrow. We're just going to that Denny's and we're going to harass that old man. I'm going to hold lady. I do want to... Oh!
Starting point is 00:13:54 An app of the century that has been capturing us is called Be Real. And it has been so much fun. It's like an app that literally you add your friends on there and then at a certain time every day, everyone gets a notification. It's like, okay, post what you're doing right now. And you have to post it like no matter what it is. And you post it. your friends are doing you comment.
Starting point is 00:14:16 It's really fun. I'm just fun addicted to it. You can make your own emojis by take a picture of your face. Yeah, you can make your own emojis and send it to them. And on mine today, Tanner, Tanner was like, oh, there's no comments on it. I'll help. And then he just commented the pig emoji like 17 times.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And I was like, stop. Actually, stop. My last one was like the little pig nose. I just want to let you know. Not only do you get notifications when people comment on your post. Everyone gets notifications when you comment on
Starting point is 00:14:49 anyone's post. Yeah, I know. So I got 17 kick emoji notifications or not? I don't even know. What time was that? You might have. I might have.
Starting point is 00:14:57 I don't even know. I don't know. But I know Hoover was on a plane and we had a full-on conversation in the comment section. We're like, oh, hey, hey, Oove, how are you doing? There's a short story,
Starting point is 00:15:10 long story short, there was 80 comments on somebody's post because we just had a full-on conversation. It was Westons. He was like on a roof. And he was like, somebody get this psychopath off my account. It's so funny. Because people have this sense of like irony on that app where they just like, they comment in the most like normal way where it's like, man.
Starting point is 00:15:32 They act like old people. Man, I love Thursdays with like an explanation point. Love it, man. It was like like, like Schlad did something. He was just like, he was like having a picture of a gun. And I was like, I was like, what a thing? Thursday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:47 And then I posted a picture of like me editing and you're like, oh, you're up. It's Thursday. And also death threats are like allowed on that app for some reason. I'm going to get in trouble. And there's a, there's like a feature where you can see how many times someone retook their picture. Yeah. And Nick, Nick had 20 retakes.
Starting point is 00:16:11 And so should I even say this? Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah. Someone commented, there are like 30 retakes. You should have killed yourself after 30.
Starting point is 00:16:23 That someone was Mitchell Bullfyer. Yeah. It's just really funny. And then, like, yeah, retake. If you do a retake, everyone's going to notice and everybody's going to make fun of you. So it's called be real for a reason. It's not real.
Starting point is 00:16:37 You got to be real. Your one take, wonder, and exactly what you're doing right now, you have to take that picture. If you do a retake, you're fake. and everyone's going to tell you to die. And literally, you have a two minute timer to take the picture.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And if you don't take it out of the app for 24 hours. It's serious. It's really fun. We're not even like sponsored or anything, but we should. This is the funest app. No, the app,
Starting point is 00:16:59 everyone that we met. Some improvements. Tell me how it's like, I get like a notification. And like this is a real story. Like we're all in a group chat with site. We have been since the podcast. You know,
Starting point is 00:17:08 we occasionally talk about silly things like class for you out, blah, blah, but he just randomly post this link and says, download be real. Come be real with me. And it's like his link to his profile. We all thought he got hacked.
Starting point is 00:17:19 We're like, you know what, whatever. So we download it and tell me how there's like, you know, there's a small collective of people. Everyone we met in Austin was there on that app already. So we're all like, oh, what's up? What's going on? But slowly over the course of like maybe five more days, everyone is on this app.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Like everybody. Dude, all of my IRA friends are posting on their fucking Snapchat story. like, I might be real. Yeah, like, what's going on? Where are the early bird steak special? Um, shit. Download the app. That's all I got to say.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Download the app. It's a fun thing to do with your friends. It's super funny. If they do a retake, literally comment, like, you should have been shit for like two. Yeah, tell them that, you'll break their kneecaps in half next time. You'll see you over five. I'm going to beat your ass, fussy, one more retake.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Just like, like, it's so funny. And also you get a notification when they post late. It's like, it's like Tanner has posted late. And they can go like three minutes late. Yeah. Like if you don't post late and you're actually real, everyone's like, oh, this is wonderful. Like, you're so good.
Starting point is 00:18:27 And then if you just have one fuck of it, like, you should be yourself. And everybody's mom mentality. And it's always like you should have been after this one. I think the title of this podcast will be, be real or in your life. The group chat podcast special. We're being real.
Starting point is 00:18:45 But like, it's the only thing I look forward to nowadays. The moment is to be real. Yeah. And one of my friends, Indy, he's been going to the city every day. Just so, like, whenever it's time to be real, he can make it look like he has, like, an outside life from his city. It's so funny. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:19:06 It's like, even if you're on the toilet and you get that notification, you have to post it. You got to be real. I'm always on the toilet being real. No matter. I'm always being real. Oh, I just got a real notification. What is it? Not for real?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Okay, it's just like average Harry. Average Harry posted like his like his like his piggies today. His feet. Yeah, you can post your feet. It is like gross. Dude, his feet. Average Harry's feared gross looking. Are they little, are they little stinky?
Starting point is 00:19:29 I made fun of it because he posted a tweet about, um, oh dude, he was like flirting with someone and went backfired. And then you like pretend to be hacked. It was like really funny. But I think it was like Johnny. Johnny or. Quabier, one of them posted just like his feet picks.
Starting point is 00:19:46 It says, it gets worse. And they made me look at it, and it sucked. It sucks so bad. You can see like his tendons and his feet. They're like square. Like square feet. Dude, okay, so on Be Real, there's this feature where you can screenshot. And to find out who screenshots it, you have to share it on a different social media
Starting point is 00:20:07 platform to get other people to use it, apparently. So I don't want to do that. So I just add a comment. like who the fuck screenshots it is. I don't know who did it. It's fucking silly.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I don't know why they do that. I want to know who screenshot are there right there. Oh, I got an actual be real notification. Hold on. A bunch of posts got deleted. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:27 that's absurd. Everyone's like reposting. Well, I don't know about you guys. Did you add like everyone that you could possibly add? No. You too?
Starting point is 00:20:36 Only a close niche of people. Yeah. Because like it's too much because what they should do instead of making it like, Like, have you seen Nix? They should make like three. Three per feed.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Dude, Knicks, um, be real is just ridiculous. Like he had like 30 comments. Like that's gross. I'll never. He wants those interactions, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Mm-mm-mm. Oh, what's the most boring podcast in the world? Oh, what was it? I've been on my alt, all Twitter. I've been like making them watch one piece.
Starting point is 00:21:04 All my followers watch one piece. And it's like, it's so fun to see them like, oh, M.G, this show is actually really good. And you were right all along. And I was like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:21:12 no. You know, I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real for just one second. For the viewers at home, I'm gonna do something a little cool. That was just for you guys. No, there's nothing, no, that wasn't even supposed to be a fart. No, that was like the hardest try not to laugh of my life. Like trying to be, I just wanna be real.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I was just being real. I wanted to show off something. It wasn't even supposed to be like a sound. It was just me like bending over. Gotcha. Yeah. So how are you guys doing? Anyways, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Austin, Texas is fun. Anyways, that's right to Hard to do a podcast with such little I miss four other business partners I don't know where they went And I can't even check because I'm recording all of us Let's see, I have another discord notification Let's see where it is
Starting point is 00:22:05 Let's see what it says Oh, it was a friend request Views at home grunk is juggling knives Yeah He said watch this, he mouthed watch this If you were at home grunk turned into like a sack of potatoes I don't know where it's at He disappeared with a dust cloud.
Starting point is 00:22:20 We're playing our next video. Our R.R.L. is going to be a prop hunt in real life. And Tater is going to turn to you like a lamp. And it's going to be funny. I'm going to turn to a can't soda and scribble across the floor. Yeah. Has anybody ever made IRL prop hunt? How would you do that?
Starting point is 00:22:34 Okay, let's tell me, come on, Tanner. You've been giving me ideas all day, but terrible execution ideas. How would you record prop on in real life? Yeah, tell you. Okay, so listen. So hear me out. You could only do with boxes. You would, everybody would start off as a human, right?
Starting point is 00:22:52 So you'd be a human. And then as soon as somebody closes their eyes and start counting, they have 30 seconds. And then all the humans disperse to find an item and you transform into that item. Okay. How do you transform? It's propunt. You transform into that. So if you want to be a lamp, you transform a lamp.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And then you go into an obscure spot. And then somebody will have to try and find you. No, I think this is actually how it could work, though. I think, I think you're in like a warehouse full of items. And it's like, it starts out like your idea where it's like he counts with 30. But everyone has a sticker. And you go around and you attach a sticker to the item you want to be. And like, and then that's it.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And then you transform. How about there's a warehouse of a bunch of like different sized boxes stacked up really high? You have to get in one of them and hide and catch time again. And hi In shawai and cheese Could I have nothing better to do with my Where are my friends Where is everybody?
Starting point is 00:23:57 I don't know I don't know I don't know I think he fell off I think he fell and hurt himself He jumped in the fell He hit his head And he turned up like really blue and purple
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah and Larry has his ninth party of like Yeah Larry's at a birthday party The fourth one today Larry's in a birthday party Sprang Cove fell down the stairs And Yummy got teaboned on the interstate Yum He only actually got to a serious car.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah, imagine like one of those two truths in the lie. Go ahead. Pick one. One of those is actually real. There's a group member named Greggle. Vandela effects. Views at home do not look up Greggle Simpson. No.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Imagine there was a seventh group member like all along. There was. His name is Greggle. Can we edit in a character? Gregel Y. Yeah, can we edit in a character that has like a unibrow and he has like a big hat on? His name's Gregel. And he's like 42.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He doesn't say a word the entire podcast. He just kind of like moves his eyes around the street. He's holding like a big picture of like lemon water the entire time. He's like taking a june. No, it's lemon water. Okay. Anyways. It's not even 25 minutes.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Are we going to do this? You know what? I think these are the best kind of podcast to have. Yeah. These are good. You know what? Let's do a challenge. You're still eating?
Starting point is 00:25:21 Eating, doing a podcast is bad etiquette, Isaac. That's not true. I deal on every single one of them. That's why everybody forgets it. That's why everybody forgets it right now. What? Is it real right now? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Base reveal. You know how many views this podcast we get? 40. That's fine. Views at home, this is called the melatonin. Dude, oh my gosh. I did something really bad today. I, I slept until 3 p.m.
Starting point is 00:25:47 No. You had the most absurd sleep schedule like ever, and it's not fair because you are an adult, but it's bad for me because it's like my whole day is gone. Who told you was bad? Your mom? Your mom told you. I'm awake for just as much as just as many hours as you are, if not more. I just be sleeping at obnoxious hours of the night. As long as you get eight hours, there's no real set time you have to be awake.
Starting point is 00:26:16 You were programmed. Tanner, I got 14 hours. Oh, sleep? That's impossible. What is wrong with you? I don't know how that happened. I'm the wonky absurd sleep schedule and you're sleeping over here for half a day.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I don't know how that happened. I think you just have a disease in your head. It makes no sense how that happened. You know how your brain's pink? I think you have one gray spot in your brain. A tumor that's growing. You have a tumor that's growing that makes you sleep 80 hours. I woke up, I looked at my phone out, and I was like, 244.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Holy Gatsu I got your back buddy, don't worry Oh thank you coughed up Thank you right there you go There you go All right that's enough of that
Starting point is 00:27:00 Let's talk about Austin Texas No We actually really have to talk about Austin Texas PlayStation state of play was today And it sucked weiner No There's a there's a resident evil And like
Starting point is 00:27:13 There's like a cat game that lives in a robot world is cool was that actually in clank for and that's it there was Sonic the headshot blue guy that came out you know Sonic the Hedgehog game the new one oh yeah that looks all right it looks so empty it's all my it's all my sonic fans it looks asshole it just says mid it looks oh my hair oh my hair indeed all right can zoom in on that to the viewers at home he used at home grunk's hair just turned into like white Grunk's hair like grew feet and he walked away.
Starting point is 00:27:49 It jumped up like a two-pane left. It slithered across the ground and like walk out the door. And then an old lady stepped on it and slipped. Drunk's hair was actually started barnyard. And it was caged up to playing barnyard. What did you just say? Barnyard. I'm sweating.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Oh, wild thing? Yeah. That crazy ball of hair that like freaks out and goes everywhere. That's my favorite character. I'm a big fan of that character. I think you'd be a big fan of Odis. if anyone. No, I
Starting point is 00:28:18 embody, I like, Otis is a pretty good character but he turned, he like turns into like a respect, a responsible young man. I just can't stand that.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Oh. He like, he like, he like left his ways to like just like run the barnyard. He doesn't even party anymore. Tell me more about that. We're starting a sky block.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Do you agree with me? Yeah. All right. Somebody. animate Larry walk into a bar and getting stomped by a giant and then he like came to a footprint. Somebody, somebody animate, um, Larry flat with a run and has to get peeled off by a snow scraper. Because he's so flat. I think it's so funny. We all, all of us in our head, all of us in our head during that silence back there,
Starting point is 00:29:14 we're just like, this fucking sucks. What? No. Just sitting here like, Dude, I was enjoying it. This is great. This is the best podcast you guys may ever listen to. This is awesome. It's just like, this is the exact equivalent of being in like a Discord call.
Starting point is 00:29:31 You know what? Yeah, this, no, this is what the group chat's all about. Well, yeah, let's have like a minute of silence where we just like don't do anything. Just sit here. I don't think we should do that. That'd be funny. Let's just do it. There you go.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I don't think that's good for the podcast. Just go. Just go. It'd be funny. Can you shut up, man? My goblin barrel got erode. Here, after the deal. Let's play.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Let's play editor roulette. Cam, how are you doing? text on the on the front and say I'm good smile hey I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real I'm gonna put down my class royale game it's time to it's time to talk about the the hypotheticals time to talk about the elephant in the room wait someone write down 31-0-0 why just do it anyways I have a good idea there is you write down the other one yeah I did yeah okay um Um, would you rather?
Starting point is 00:30:45 So sad. Yeah. You just gave up. It's so funny. You want to play Would You Rather or no? No. I think we, let's think of a hypothetical. Would you, what would you do, Tanner, if you were a big earthworm?
Starting point is 00:31:06 And it rained one day and you had to come out and dance. If I had to come out and do little dance You have to come out and dance What happens if I don't dance? What happens if I don't dance? You get fucking stepped on Dude, I'm an earthworm I'm in the ground
Starting point is 00:31:21 There's a man in every neighborhood That goes out and looks for dancing Earthworms and says, Nice job And if there's one that's not dancing He stomps on it And like grates into a fine mush On the ground
Starting point is 00:31:30 So you're telling me he has a list Of all the earthworms That he knows where each one is It's like Shanna But he does it every day And he does it every So it rains every day And I have to dance every day
Starting point is 00:31:39 Mm-hmm. I don't have a choice that. I guess I'm going to have to answer. You're going to throw your little worm ass in a circle. I know. It's not a hypothetical. I'm going to have to unless I'm dead. Unless I want to die.
Starting point is 00:31:54 But okay, wait. There's also the percent of chance that the old man wears his boots with a big hole in the bottom, and you can crawl into the hole and reside. So you're telling me, I have a video game chance. Mm-hmm. to slip my way You have a golden Loot box from Overwatch chance
Starting point is 00:32:14 Of getting in that hole And I Okay so And then once I get in said hole I slither up the pant leg I go up to his head I go into his ear And I control him
Starting point is 00:32:24 No Can you grow up for a minute And let me think You grow up I go to his top of the head And I go into his ear hole Into his ear hole And oh
Starting point is 00:32:36 And oh You get to the brain room and you grab control of the joysticks, and now you go. There's two joysticks. Yeah. Yeah, you're in the clankton. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:32:47 And I can choose if I want to continue on stepping on my fellow earthworms or I go inside for that day. Or another hypothetical is that you get into that room and there is already you from the future driving the human. No fucking way. Hold on. If that actually happens. And then, what if, okay, wait,
Starting point is 00:33:08 hold on. What if once you have control of you and your future self, there comes a point to where there's a bigger human that steps on the other human that you're controlling? Well, yeah, there's a big giant. Yeah, there's the big giant from smiling. There's a big clash of clans giant. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:28 With the bald spot and orange hair. And he comes and he steps occasionally on the barbarians. And he steps occasionally on the barbarian. And you're a barbarian. And actually what you're the barbarian and this is clash of the barbarians. and then it gets even worse there's a gollum that steps over
Starting point is 00:33:43 oh no come on man not the gallum and then you hop into a mortar and you fly across the other game from clash of coins to clash rail and then you have to fight to the death and then you're the king you win
Starting point is 00:33:57 hypothetical is so long it's the longest hypothetical we've done to date down in the comments I want you to tell me what would you do if you were the first one In that case, what would you do? You got to rewind it to hear the entire thing.
Starting point is 00:34:12 We're not going to repeat it. What would you do? Okay, and then after the what would you do, then you hit him with the what would Jesus do? No. Jesus is gone. You don't need to talk about. Would he become the earthworm?
Starting point is 00:34:26 I'm not going to explain it again. You just have to go back and listen. We don't need to talk about the Messiah. He's not a part of this. Religion should stay far away as possible. Dude. I had a task to go get Chinese food yesterday for dinner. For yourself?
Starting point is 00:34:43 No, for my family. And so the sign for the place is like, so imagine it's like one of those lines of shops, you know? So the sign is like right in front of me. Yeah. I'm like, okay. Oh, is there a confusing door? So the door is right under it. I go in and I'm like, Indian food.
Starting point is 00:35:03 This isn't Chinese. And then I'm like, hey, I'm here for pickup. and then I give them my number of the name and everything. I'm like, wait, this doesn't make sense. And I text my dad. I'm like, we didn't get Indian food, right? And he was like, no, Chinese. It's like a door over.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And I was like, what? And then I go back outside. And it's like under, it's under an H&R block, even though the title is on the right, like way to the right. And it was so stupid. I have a few shops like that, but not that bad. the point where it's like another door down. Yeah, it was stupid.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Walk and you tear it down. I walked in, I was like, I was like, you got to move your shot, man. You got to quit being a bitch. Yeah, but then I got, oh, I might actually heat up some beef loamane. That sounds delicious. Oh, hold on. Lomain, you say? I keep eating that.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Damn, I'm letting me some low man. That's A1. That is A1-5, brother. That is A-5 on God. That is A-3 on the Lord. On the Lord, I thought we weren't talking about religion, Tanner. No, you know what? I'm going to apologize.
Starting point is 00:36:11 I fucking hate religion, man. Can't cut that shit out. I write that down. What is that? No, you can keep it in. No, you can keep it in. I'm just, you know, I'm just being real. This is so weird to eat.
Starting point is 00:36:33 What can I say? Mm-hmm. You've been eating nowadays. eating this whole podcast. You haven't done jack shit or fuck all. I mean I'm eating mango jerky. What? Dude.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Mango jerky? Call back. Call back. The Austin. To Austin. Let's talk about Austin again. You know, that's not. Isaac, what are you making right now? What's the video you're making?
Starting point is 00:36:59 Did you say that? Yeah. I mean, right now so there's a guy named Soft Willy He's a selfish old wretch He's kind of old and dumb Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:37:12 We all give our footage to him Get this kicker He doesn't give any of his footage to us Yeah, it's kind of unfair trade If you think about it It's kind of an unfair trade So not only did he do that But he has started the
Starting point is 00:37:26 The vlog We do record a vlog And he's halfway done with it He's only day four And I just got day one yesterday. He should get killed. Yeah, he has all my footage, too.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I have all the B-roll of, like, Austin City. You should get killed, is what you're saying. Yeah. I am saying that. Post his address, right? Most post his address is Cam, put his address on screen. Cam, put his address on screen. Write that down, 3840.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Write that down. A picture of his front door. 3840, 3840. Picture of his front door and me standing in front of it going, Hey. Oh, man. 3840? Wait, we're actually doing record time.
Starting point is 00:38:11 We are. I think that worm hypothetical took up six and a half minutes. And I'm glad to see what people's answers are. I can't wait to come up with another hypothetical and confuse the masses. No, I'm going to be real. I'm going to be real right now, Isaac. When are we going to play video games on stream for people? Let's do the Roblox Horror Stream tonight.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Tonight? Tonight? Yep. We could. Could. We simply could. That's what I'll do. When Larry gets back from scoring COVID-19.
Starting point is 00:38:40 You look like bubbles from trailer park boys. Can't put that in. Word that down, Tanya, 39-20. Right, do you say 39-40? 39-28. 39-28. That's so funny. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Okay, 39-35, grunks household now. We have a picture of a scrap house. Okay, Kim. At 4201, put a picture of grunks face. Just on the scream. That's in three minutes Surrandally somewhere In three minutes
Starting point is 00:39:11 Grug's face is going to be on the screen Okay Cam, Cam, pick out a comment And whoever you pick It gets a $20 gift card to Lowe's It's a $20 gift card to Lowe's. It just spit everywhere Why Lowe's? It could have been anything.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I don't know, just thought about Lowe's. You can bring your dogs into Lowe's, you know? You can. That's why you can R slash and bring your dog to Lowe's. Wait, Cam, did you hear that? Oh, dude, the new Pokemon looks terrible. They look, they're like motorcycles.
Starting point is 00:39:43 What do you mean? There's a new Pokemon? Wait, not me looking up the new... Damn, shut up. I just typed in the new Pokemon on Google search bar. Hold on. It looks like penises. I'm not looking. I don't see them.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Oh. Gen. Gen. Nine, I think. Genitals? Okay, can I put this up on the screen once it loads in What is it? I see a blue duck Oh, not blue duck
Starting point is 00:40:11 I can't even see I drew I see a blue duck Because I've always wanted to see a blue duck And oh oh I haven't been recording this whole time Liar Don't do that
Starting point is 00:40:23 Yeah, I like lying I really do like line I love lying too I want to you brother I'm a big liar Chat I mean Oh my God
Starting point is 00:40:33 What? What's wrong, man? I love when my friends exchange images without me seeing it. I'm not, I can't minimize. Wait, is that real? I don't know. Okay, so Grunk just put on their evolutions. And my word, do they look beautiful? The cat evolution.
Starting point is 00:40:51 The cat evolution. Okay, actually, I'm going to set that to the dam for alone. I'm going to fake reaction and protect. No, don't. What in tarnation? What on earth? It should be like, oh my. Okay, are you, all right.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God, what? Dude, dude, that was good. Are you seeing that? Wait, no, I'm looking at it right now. Views at home, grunk and Tanner are exchanging pictures of a duck in Discord, and I'm busy recording all of our faces in the same place, so I can't look. Okay, so the viewers at home, if you want to look up the sexiest Pokemon character,
Starting point is 00:41:24 there's a green leaf pipe called, like, Ketorius? I don't know, I just made that up. Ketorius. Cotorius. This is something to do with green, like, somebody with green? Ivy, is it Ivy something? No, it's not Ivy Soor.
Starting point is 00:41:40 That was 20 years ago. That was 20 years ago. It's not Ivy Soor. There's something to do with green. No, no. It's the new cat type Pokemon evolution. Yeah. Views at home just me and you are now.
Starting point is 00:41:51 My tattoo is itchy. It's really itchy. Because apparently Isaac has a tattoo. It doesn't want anybody to know about. It's literally in the entire video and the podcast. It's fine. All right, man. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:04 All right. Beers at home, I'll think you even know, but, oh, wait, do you talk about this in the podcast?
Starting point is 00:42:08 The other one? What? Are we matching, Tanner? Oh, yeah. Oh, the one-piece tattoos? Really?
Starting point is 00:42:16 He finally got to Trifold. I finally got to Trifartal law. He's a little mysterious guy right now. I don't know what he does. You're going to like him. All I know is he has a hundred and eight million berries bounty. It's not even that much. And there's Captain Kidd that has,
Starting point is 00:42:33 320 million. Captain kid is badass. Is he badass? Sort of. He's got red lips. He looks kind of like a... Oh, he's badass. He looks like a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:42:41 You'll see, Isaac. You'll see, man. You mean me? Shut the hell up. I'm talking to... Because I caught up on the manga. Oh, you're talking to the oaf. It makes me mad.
Starting point is 00:42:51 You're talking to the oaf over here. I put this young whippersnapper on One Piece and he passed his old man. I feel like that... I actually got truly addicted to One Piece. You love that. That goddamn show. I don't know. Look, I'll be real.
Starting point is 00:43:07 What? It's a pretty good show. It is pretty good. I think it's one of the best pieces of work. No. The best pieces of work, no one. It's insane because it just keeps getting better, like as it goes on. It doesn't, like, you think, man, this is really good.
Starting point is 00:43:22 But then you're like, oh, it keeps going and it's better than what was already really good. I genuinely think One Piece beats out the top, like anything, like any movie, any TV show. The most artistic movie gets beaten out by One Piece. It's set the bar so high that I struggle to watch other things because of how good it is. It's better than the Mona Lisa. It's literally better than the Monon and Lisa because there's no shit about the Monon and Lisa. Dude, it's probably not even the real one. It's probably been broken seven times.
Starting point is 00:43:56 They had to repaint it. It's just that easy to paint. It's just like a woman. It's all it is. Why is it so crazily expensive? I don't know because It's like iconic and it's old Why, I guess
Starting point is 00:44:06 But there's so many older pieces That are not even worth the same amount Honestly, I think one piece is better Than every piece of artwork That's ever been painted That's the one piece of art that I like That's the one piece of art that I like It's gonna be crazy
Starting point is 00:44:20 It's gonna be crazy It's projected to end in 2027 by the way What? Yeah Are you serious? Actually? Wait, manga or the Oh my god Isaac?
Starting point is 00:44:28 I think manga, yeah I don't think you were there But me and girl I told Grunk like What if before, what's his name, Shoda? Oda. Oda? Oh, sorry, guys. Oda?
Starting point is 00:44:39 What if before he dies, he puts all the money he's made into a one piece and he hides it. And then the Great Asian Pirates Awakens. And then we become a pirate crew and we have to try and find Oda's one piece that he created. Which is probably $240 million. What did you say, Isaac? That's so true. Why don't you just go find one? No, what did you just say?
Starting point is 00:45:01 Oda? Is his name Oda? I remember. Okay. You're fake. You're faking dumb. Are you fake and dumb? Are you actually?
Starting point is 00:45:11 You guys are making up a fake... Are you capping? Are you capping? Wait, Gras. The person who wrote One Piece, dog. Oh, what? Come on. You're on, look at me real quick.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Isaac is... Viewers at home tear just fell through the floor. I'm just imagine Tanner in slow motion falling Help me Wait, Grogolubbe
Starting point is 00:45:42 Pss Wait Tanner How long is your cord Cam Oh my cord? Yeah Cam put a blur Where my penis was
Starting point is 00:45:53 It came out Cam Are you able to Wait wait Wheel yourself out The Open your door And wheel yourself
Starting point is 00:46:01 Out the door I'm making Tanner do side quests You're supposed to No, wheel yourself. Wheel, okay. He has a knot in his cord. Can you hear us?
Starting point is 00:46:15 Yeah, why wouldn't he be able to? Because he just kinked his cord in the door? That's not how electricity works. Yes, it is. If that connection breaks, he's not going to be able to hear, drunk. Well, no, kinks don't do anything to the electricity. Well, he might have kinked it so bad.
Starting point is 00:46:29 He doesn't even know. We're not even talking. It has a slippers on. You didn't even take it. Wait, wait, hold those things up. up. You have slippers on, boy. Let me see that slipper.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I put P real quick. Oh, really? Yeah. I left my, I closed the door and I left my headset just like dangling like this.
Starting point is 00:46:48 That was a fast fee. Views at home, you're missing out by not being here on the YouTube side of that. Does they even listen on Spotify? Be honest.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Honestly, I don't even think we have any Spotify listeners. I think YouTube is the meta because they can see us do something awesome. So consider liking and subscribing to
Starting point is 00:47:04 the, uh, the, uh, the, YouTube podcast channel, our slash the group chat podcast on YouTube. We have a subreddit.
Starting point is 00:47:13 We don't. We're almost to one mil. You should. To the Spotify listeners, we are almost to one mil. We have like 20K. That's good. No, no.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Have you taken a necklace off once? No, I'm, I bound myself to never take it off until I meet Isaac again. Beers at home. Tanner wanted some nice ice, some nice jewelry for a party, and I gave him a necklace,
Starting point is 00:47:36 and then he took it. Well, that's your fault because I was drunk. And I didn't you also take my shoes and my shirt? What did you take else? Like the last time you were here? I only took the necklace. You're gaslighting right now. No, you took Tanner's shirt.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I mean, Nick's shirt. No, I didn't. I didn't take any shirt. I didn't take anything else. He got me all confused. He took Nick's shoes. No, I didn't take his shoes.
Starting point is 00:48:01 That was the last time we met up. You imbecile? I know. That's what I was talking about. Before the first of Austin. You were talking about Austin. Don't talk about the past. You leave your friends and you take a souvenir of hours.
Starting point is 00:48:13 You're a dunderhead. I'm still the only person that will ever pay Isaac for the dinners he bought us. I literally bought all of Top Golf. You didn't do anything. I did. I bought all of Top Golf. No, it was $300. He had too many.
Starting point is 00:48:28 He had too many vodka Red Bulls and he couldn't remember. I bought you seven vodka Red Bulls that night. Isn't that crazy? It doesn't nobody pickpocketed me, took my debit card and put on the table for so you're so awesome if we were at that gun range
Starting point is 00:48:44 still out of dude oh was that 4935 no keep that in cam I'm pissed 4935
Starting point is 00:48:56 write that down I threatened I threatened I threatened Isaac Y with luckily it missed but luckily it missed and it was also
Starting point is 00:49:05 in GTA 5 of course but it was in GTA 5 also and also it went through the ceiling and all I heard was a Ouch! And then blood started coming out of the scene.
Starting point is 00:49:16 In GTA5, Minecraft. Yeah, in GTA5, in Minecraft. Dude, there's so many like naked girls just like around me
Starting point is 00:49:22 at all times. I don't know what to do about them. All right. Second hypothetical of the day, chat. What if? No, here's a hypothetical.
Starting point is 00:49:33 How long is a podcast supposed to be? I think someone someone set an unspoken unspoken, unspoken length of one hour for podcasts. And I feel like naturally they could be like 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, I've become a big fan of two podcasts now of Humptown, which is they are an hour. They do sometimes, but they can also be like 45 minutes. Mm-hmm. And nothing wrong, a little bit of that. I've been listening to sleep deprived,
Starting point is 00:49:58 which is I never like watched them. They have like a panda there. They have a panda, Astrosis. Mika. And Mika. Yeah, Mika. And Schlett.
Starting point is 00:50:11 And let me tell you, that sleep deprived channel is very, very entertaining. Dude, let me tell you, I think that they started before S&P Lodge. They started into 18. They started a very, very long time. They are an OG. They are OGs. They're OGs. They're not new to the game.
Starting point is 00:50:30 But let me tell you, we watched a Manhunt video. And I think it was the most entertaining video of all time. I did. Okay, I do want to tell all these a little view. about that. There is a sleep deprived, which is the podcast name Minecraft Man Hunt, and I watched it while eating
Starting point is 00:50:48 because I was just trying to find something and my sides hurt. So I showed everyone and their sides hurt and it was great. It was a good time. It was just really funny. It was like 30 minutes long and I didn't even know it was like it felt like it was four minutes because I just like was enthralled with it. Sorry guys.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Is enthralled a word? I think so. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it actually is. Honestly, we can just keep going right now. I'm in the podcast mood right now. Yeah. Let's just like go longer. Okay, wait. What? I'm in love with the cocoa. I'm in love with the cocoa.
Starting point is 00:51:27 When did that song come out? 2004. I'm gonna listen to it right now. I'm hungry, man. I want some beefo main right now. Shut up. Wait, there's a Coco remix. I'm in love with the Coco remix. What you can say, I'm in love with the cocoa. Takes a big comic sip of my cocoa.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Drunk. Knock that shit off right now, young man. Stop. Viewers at home, if you're still here, I applaud you. Because this is actually our best one. I'm going to tell you right now, for not planning anything, spontaneously coming and just doing this with us three. I think Nick's going to be mad at us.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah, he's going to call. He's probably going to be like, don't put it out. Yeah, so he's like, dude. It's okay. We like it. We're having a good time. You know what? At home, thanks for listening.
Starting point is 00:52:17 It's not over yet, so don't go anywhere. We had the most banging podcast last week. Yeah, come on. I mean, we're making up for it. With every high comes a low. Yep. Listen. No, it's not even a low.
Starting point is 00:52:27 You know the, you know, the goofy podcast? That's our top, our soft willy did not like that. That's crazy. That's our top. That's one of the top performing ones was the silliest one. And that one's really funny. I love that one. I was a dude
Starting point is 00:52:41 I caught it I caught it I caught it it was a great time Beer's at home Just got choked by the force Okay wait I want to actually want to sign Viewers at home
Starting point is 00:52:55 This is an all-inclusive podcast Now that I'm in charge Things change around here I'm including you guys I want you guys to From now on Because I'm not going to make you Go back and watch it
Starting point is 00:53:04 Count how many times Grunk has a random stem In each podcast in each in every single podcast. In the IRL podcast, I was doing great until I had to pee. Like, really?
Starting point is 00:53:17 Oh, I had to pee too because I had so much gamer subs. I drank like three. I drank a gamer sup before the, I got stuffed up before the podcast started. And you can see me progressively get more and more like bad. There's a point where I leaned over to the layer and I was like,
Starting point is 00:53:29 I have to be really bad. And everybody can hear that. Oh, okay. No, I actually watched more like. Oh. There's an Easter egg in the IRL podcast where you can see one of the producers walk across the screen.
Starting point is 00:53:41 It's not even an Easterer at this point. It's what everyone talks about is the guy crouching under the thing and then coming back 45 seconds later crouching back under the camera. I kept looking at the other producer across the stream and like growling out of him if you guys can like catch that. I was like, I was like, I think we could pull the plug here.
Starting point is 00:54:06 I don't know. No, we should make it one hour long. That's our goal today. Exactly one hour. this podcast one hour long. Let's make this a podcast one hour long. Ow! Stop.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Did you remember to put a picture of Grunk back there? I don't know if you did or didn't. If you did, do it again right now. But if you didn't, do it again right now. We're going to have to get another editor. Who? Soft Willie. Indie.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Wait. Soft Willie. Cam quit. Cam just quit. I just got a text message. Shut up. He said that he quits. No
Starting point is 00:54:44 No Okay, this is a Substantil spot We have to think Think topics No I just want to play Austin, Texas
Starting point is 00:54:52 I want to meet I see I want to play A skyblock With all of you Yeah I agree Didn't sleep deprived
Starting point is 00:55:00 Do that Yes That's why I want to do It's awesome I'm gonna I want to steal ideas From other creators Because it sounds fun
Starting point is 00:55:07 A panda clip that Send it to everyone Panda shut the hell up Let me do what I want All right All you want Watches is on the casino. Look, I go on other channels and then I'm like a sponge.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I see something, it gets retained, and I spit it back out because I want to do it. Then you don't credit them until I mention it. Then I don't credit them because I have ADHD. I might have ADHD or something. I know I do. I genuinely don't know, though. But like, there are things, whatever I do make those noises, most of them I actually don't control. Like, they just happen.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Drunk? Hey, Cam. We're going to need you, buddy. Cam, we only include our laughter. Don't even include the joke. Yeah. What is so funny over there?
Starting point is 00:56:06 Why are you laughing? I thought when Tannen put up his arm, I only saw it in my peripheral. I thought he went, that's what I did. I'm sorry It's not silent He said that
Starting point is 00:56:24 Why do you guys not say anything after He called them geniuses Can't put a picture of a big ass burger In the middle of this week No, stop Tanner you were pleading Nice going man Nice fucking voice correct
Starting point is 00:56:43 like, blur everything. What's that video where he's like, where he's like, you got the framing right? Yeah, okay, later boys. Love you. Love you boys. Love you boys.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Three, two, one. Three, two, love you boys. And he does like a little thing on the back of the head. Hey, boys. Okay, wait, Cam, here's my idea. Here's my big idea, Cam.
Starting point is 00:57:02 So we blur everything there and there's like no substance to any of the jokes, it's just us laughing and then we pick it up back here and we're all complex. Ready, three, two, go. So anyways, yeah, no, I don't think there's any like real way,
Starting point is 00:57:13 to test for ADHD? No, I looked it up because I think there is. I looked up if you could develop ADHD, but you can't. You literally can't develop it. No, I heard. I don't know what I have. Like half of the, the quizzes, they like the test that they do for ADHD is like, like they show you one thing and you're supposed to like do another thing.
Starting point is 00:57:38 And if you don't do that one thing or do it weirdly, they're like, you may be. I think you think you develop it grunk because when you, hear more about it, you start questioning yourself like, wait, that actually makes sense that, like, I reminds me in myself when I was, like, younger. No, I never had this when I was younger. It's only, I've only noticed when you guys are like,
Starting point is 00:57:57 why do you do that? Like, oh, has anybody ever told you, you do these, like crazy little things? I don't do them, IRL at all. I'll be honest, I think we had a moment with Tanner, where Nick was like, you do this weird thing every time you say a joke. And Terran was like, remember that? I didn't. I do remember that.
Starting point is 00:58:14 I still, I don't think, I don't notice it anymore. I just remember that he did say that one time. Yeah. You guys actually gaslighting me on that day? No. You actually do it. I think,
Starting point is 00:58:26 I'm pretty sure that killed the vibe that night too. It did. Because you guys were like making fun of my like tick or something. No. I went and cried all the way home. Speaking from my heart, that is a real thing that you do sometimes. Still? I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:40 I don't know. You can't just say I'm pretty sure. I haven't noticed it recently, but maybe it's just because I've, But, but, like, it is a real thing that you do sometimes. No, stop. I'm not kidding. I don't notice it.
Starting point is 00:58:53 You're like, you're like, I haven't noticed it, but it's probably, you probably still do it. I'm like, stop. Okay. Okay. Back, then, yes. You did. Yeah, I can probably see that. When you're just like, what did he even do?
Starting point is 00:59:10 I don't remember. He told the joke or he said something and then repeats it under his breath. breath after the joke. Oh yeah, no, he has not done that in years. Yeah, I don't think he's been ever, he's never done that. No, that's, I think once you called it out, I think. I think once you call it out, I like got rid of it and like immediately, I think. Probably, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:29 I don't know. That'd be really funny if you just like random one day went, the warming question. That is what you did. That's weird. I literally never even like, I'll remember. I didn't hear anything about that and actually notice it at all. My friend did that. When I used to live in Ohio, he did the same thing.
Starting point is 00:59:45 never called him out for it ever yeah well good job drunk i'm glad you taking a stance here with your old friend tanner yeah calling it out months after but like calling it out no tann we haven't done in a while like really long while like forever i edit videos i listen to you like talk like four hours six hours a day never happened i don't do hell yeah wonderful drunk i'm cured i'm cured you're cured no more curing no more any cures Problems. I still, there had to have been something. There had to been something.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Because, like, I don't think I've ever done that in my entire life. Well, maybe I was, like, whispering to somebody, because I lived with somebody else. Maybe. Because I don't know. I don't know. No, I remember it. Because I've known you for a while, and you did it.
Starting point is 01:00:33 You did it. You're being so steady. You're trying to address it. You're an elephant in the room right now. Leave the elephant alone. It's not a bad thing at all, but, like, you don't do it anymore, obviously. but yeah. I'm going to bring it back
Starting point is 01:00:46 just to spite you. That'd be funny. You should do that. When I say under the breath, it was crazy, you're like, the worm in question. Like,
Starting point is 01:00:58 that was actually, it wasn't even him. That was like the weird litch snail in his back back that repeated. Yeah, maybe a demon over your shoulder that whispers it after you. Yeah, the lich. I take my hat off.
Starting point is 01:01:09 It was like a worm. Yeah. Put it back on. The worm in question. Yeah. Okay, guys, I think I said, we hit an hour and I think Cam is going to do a really, really good job of... I think this is really good. This is a great podcast.
Starting point is 01:01:25 We did really good for three people. Yeah. You know what? Comments, be mad at the four people that weren't here. Yeah, they're not vaccinated and they have COVID. For the podcast, that's all. Okay. Is there a pitchfork emoji?
Starting point is 01:01:38 Can we get a bunch of angry, angry farmers? Oh, there's a farmer emoji that has a podcast. pitchfork, I think. Yeah. Yeah. For the YouTubers at home, the farmer emoji with the pitchfork and like a torch or something, find something. Span the comments. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Let's do that and let's say we write it at dawn. We riot at dawn. We riot at dawn. With a big farmer and a pitchfork. Big farmer in a pitchfork because four people decided to just not go to work today. We'll just say that. Four or was it three? It was four.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Larry. Larry. Nick, it was three. Okay, well, I mean, Ted, yeah, I mean, should we come sometimes? Yeah, but not, he could have invited chewy,
Starting point is 01:02:20 but, I think he was offline. He was, he has stuff. Okay, either ways, guys, thank you,
Starting point is 01:02:26 thank you for listening and watching, viewers at home. Thank you, gruncus, there's home. Yeah, he's,
Starting point is 01:02:31 that one was up for him. Okay, few. Again, Gamer subs, sending us to Austin, come back. Thank you guys for
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