The Group Chat - #130 - Let it all out..

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

We mourn our dear friend Big T... and the world is grey... but a trip is around the corner | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

I'm gonna start this off with the speech, you guys. Take this one out. In a world, not so much full of joy and wonder and spiff, there comes a time where the balance comes into play. And when all is good, all turns bad. Over the course of, I think, 72 hours, Nick's computer has bricked itself or shit. itself and has reset all your shit. That was a scary moment. That was a really scary moment. We thought that he lost all of his recordings on his computer and almost all of his files.

Thankfully, that didn't happen. Now today, Grunk has gotten a zero on an assignment. Not because he got, you know, the wrong answers or you didn't study. None of that. It was a slip-up of sending the wrong file and now the teacher won't revise the new file that has all of his actual... More on that later. Yeah. And Tanner has unfortunately, what is happening on your screen?

There's a rat with an Oozia on Isaac's shooting at people at a beach. And then Tanner is gone. He's fucking gone. We're wearing black to mourn, Tanner. I think we decided, I think I decided,

we're calling this podcast to let it all out, what the hell's going on in the world. I was going to call it all out. There's something evil going on in the air. Yeah, I feel like everything has just caught up to me today. As far as academics. The only thing, the only thing making me feel better is this gamer selves. And which you should be used.

using code group for 10% off. You sound like a joyful bunch, Isaac. A little ball you. I'm only a little bit joyful because because yesterday I went through the email and I got to read everyone's fibs. The email.

The email. Last week where we asked you tell us two truths and one lie. I had the pleasure of going through and looking and gathering, I think six, which we will get into soon. We will. We will.

Yeah, we're just about to have a bitch seh. We have to have a bitch seh. We need to let it out. Yeah, a little vent seh here, everyone. And this is like, you know, for a lot of people, this is, this is us venting right here. This is us letting out the frustrations to the world. For trigger warning, grown man, about to complain.

Yep. If you're driving in a good mood, it's about a tremendous hour. This is. Yeah. Yo! Okay, okay. Turn it off. Turn it off.

I'm so sorry, guys. Turn it off. Wow, we don't need that. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. I'm finally okay.

How long has this been going? Who knows? Wow. Back. Um. Yeah, you know, I don't think I'm going to, I don't think I'm going to provide much positive in the very moment, so I need someone else to go before me because I am just so fed up.

Point of venting is a provide positive. Yeah, it's to let it out. It's like, all right, I had a good ass day yesterday. I was like, getting my shit done. I was like, all right, fuck yeah, we're about to do this podcast. I go turn my computer on, blue screen. Not only just a blue screen, it's the blue screen where it doesn't find your fucking storage device to boot up windows. And it's like, oh, your storage is correct.

Oh, you're the... And so I, like, wasted... Oh, my God. The last time I fixed this, all I did was took my CPU out and put it back in and it worked. So I did that like three times and it didn't work. And so I had to reinstall Windows. And for some reason, Windows does this thing where... It takes all your files from your old windows and puts it into one fucking large file called Windows.

And then makes a whole brand new fucking Windows. And so now I have like all my shit. which thank God it could have been way worse but I have it all on a fucking separate file and I have to go back into there and find it's like dude I'm so tired like technology problems I just I can't do it man like they're the number one thing that pissed me off

aside from door dashers who make me go walk and meet them somewhere that's it dude those are your two pet peeves in life that and door dashers who can't read numbers on a building yeah yeah that's that's actually it I think that's your comparison Wow.

I mean, wouldn't that piss you off if, like, you had been waiting for like 40 minutes between two different door dashers that didn't get your food? And then finally, finally, like, Andrea picks up your food, but Andrea is like five houses down. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to be real. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Just you speaking of that, I need to, you know, air my truth.

And listen, this doesn't make me an insensitive ass, but it's. It's going to sound pretty insensitive. So when you sign up for DoorDash and you obligate yourself to deliver someone else's food, nine times out of 10, that's going to involve getting out of your car and putting the food on the doorstep. They only ever do that. Yeah, you'd think, right? So, as we all know, not everyone in this world can walk, you know, enter handicapped people. now I had gotten a handicapped door-dasher and I didn't know

um oh dear so it's not like our house is like four miles up this hill but um this guy came over with my food and he sat in front of the house and I wasn't looking at my phone because I'm assuming it's door dash it's going to show up at my door right no he waited He was he spoke

Completely Spanish And he was only sending me pictures of the handicapped icon In the DoorDash chat like three or four times over the course of 20 minutes I didn't see this notification and I felt horrible And I go out and I'm like I'm so sorry man I even see you like any of your text He was like it's okay No handicap any left Now is that

Wow But as some of you may know Door dashing is not a one time thing You know you're you just you enter back into the lobby you go back in the matchmaking that's your deliver someone else's food yeah it's like obby it's like hobby courses that was your one hobby three days later dude three days later i get the same guy and i do this thing where i'm like i'm going to be the most efficient person i'm going to order my food i'm going to get in the shower so when i show out of the

shower it's already here and i'm ready like i can eat an hour after the food was delivered I find out this guy tried to get my attention couldn't get my attention and left my food in a field on the way out so I had to then like a mile down the street that's crazy to find my food it felt like I was picking up a a US Army air drop like foreign territory like it came down from the heavens all with a little parachute it was to Poloile double steak bowl Did they fuck it up? Not really, but

Listen, man, like Dude How do I say this without sounding like an asshole? Like, I, What do I do? You gotta go pick it up yourself, man? I think this is the, I think this is a vet podcast, man.

He's gotta go figure. Listen, the only benefit really of DoorDash is just saves time, right? But I mean, yeah, let's be real. Like, we just, you know. When I order, like, if I, when I order DoorDash, I'm like, okay, you know, the order gets wrong.

It is what it is. You know. I'm forgiving. I'm forgiving on that front. I don't know. I mean, I've never had a situation where they deliver it like way down or I have to go pick it up myself. I hope he remembers my name and never picks up my food again because he knows how I guess irresponsible and evil because I don't pick up his texts and or his emails.

I feel bad. But at the same time, don't do that. Don't accept the order. The mental that I have is like, it's like anything if you order or if you do something. something so much you're bound to have some problems, right? Like the general overall experience within a small... The human condition. We gotta fuck up everything now and then.

But like think about it, like this large pool, like you're thinking of it like a plot graph, right? Where like your experience, like you will always have those outliers where it was like the shittiest experience ever. But then it can be like the best experience and there's like definitely that median line of like everything in between. But dude, I don't know, man. I feel like with DoorDash, it's like gambling but twice, dude. You're gambling and hoping your food is right

and then you're gambling and hoping they bring your food to you. You must love it, bro. Everything's a gamble in life, man. Let's just go to the tables and make ourselves feel better. Wow, I'm like the food tables. Oh, that's...

I'm hungry. That while we are at the tables. Hell. Speaking of food, Larry got fucked up last night. Well, hold on now because drunk. Yeah. Yeah, I have the event.

We can't talk about. Oh, wait, sorry. What's up, grog? So, so far in my environmental economics class, so boring, might I add. True. We've had three assignments total, well, four, I guess, if you count today. And they've all been homeworks. Okay, so she uploads a Microsoft Word with all the questions.

We have to download it and then type our answers and then submit our copy of it with the answers on it. and basically on homework one I got a 96 on homework three I got a 90 but on homework two I got a zero and um drop off yeah he was talking about that pivot and I didn't know that I got a zero on it until literally today because she didn't enter the zero she just entered nothing so that my grade average was still a 93 and um you know what you just did that Nick you know when you're doing the Simon, you know, you know when you're doing an assignment, that kid posts like an image on the document that just appears on your computer screen. True. Goes away.

You just did that. You fucking. All right. Please continue drunk. Yeah, basically, it's, even though it says I have a 93, I actually have a 62 in the class. Oh, you're failing. You're failing. You're failing.

Drop out. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's really something. special because I emailed her and I was like, yo, I just saw that I had a zero, even though I submitted the, like I did it. And here's, here's the document that's completed with all the answers on it. And I would have come, I would have talked to you sooner. But it said I had a 93, so I didn't think anything was wrong. And she's like, well, I had already posted the key and I commented on your submission that there were no answers. So basically she said it was on you to check if I got a good. grade on that or not. And so now I have, I'm sitting at a 62 in that class.

And, but I just checked in her grading system, a 62 is a C actually. So. Really? I mean. And this isn't the end of the semester. There's still three more homework assignments. Are you talking like C minus? Yeah.

That's like the lowest of C could be. It's like a 40. But I'm lucky still because like normally 70 is a C. Yeah, yeah. 49 and lower is this fail, I think. 49, dude. For me, 65 was failing. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, most classes, it is that, but I don't know why this one's different. But, yeah, that just is a real bummer because I've been, like, parading to myself and about, like, how my grades have been really good this semester. But under my nose, they secretly weren't good. So, like, that's really annoying. Is this a cost that falls on Monday and Friday? No, this is the Thursday, Thursday. Fuck it's so dumb, dude, it's actually so dumb because like

What do you mean? Why didn't you enter the zero? How'd you entered the zero? I would be like, yo Something's going on. Let me check that out But it's been sitting at a 93 for a month now so it's like why would I ever investigate in 93? I just assumed oh I did fine on the homework assignment I don't need to pick it out your overall grades is 93 yes dude I can let me show you Oh shit. Take a look. Reveal room tour Can a me down I feel like

Oh my neck broke I can't Do it actually Oh my god Don't show all that dude Okay so I actually can't show you Hold on Your brain at a C minus right now son

Listen y'all Time stamp 1520 Listen y'all Brunch's homework So I have I have

Here now I can show you actually I haven't pulled up Look look look Look, this actually shows everything that you need to be. Oh, that glare. I see a 9. It's just a minus out of 100. Yeah, it's just a minus instead of a 0.

Oh, buddy. September 16th. It says 93 at the top. Why does it say that? That's misleading. Right? Dude, like, Oh, my gosh.

That's literally, like, I should dispute that because it's like, you should dispute that. I would never check. Paul Dean, he usually helps. What? The Dean. Ooh, you could be that guy. I've passed the dean's office every Tuesday and Thursday, so.

Why, you know? Just pop in. I'd go to Dean and I'd talk to Dean and be like, yo, Dean. Dean help Dean. Please. Look at that. Lead that conversation if you were to bring it up to Mr. Dean with like, I'm a very academically inclined student here.

I really, really love. My name's Gruck, and I'm part of the group. And I do these obligatory podcast. But like, I feel like the argument. Hang out with Camden. The argument against me is like, well, you should have just looked. You should have checked your grade. Yeah.

Yeah. That's so dumb. That's the thing they get on your ass about. Because they were all my ass about that when I was in school was like I had a few times when I got introduced to this thing we used to call. I don't know that people still use it. They probably still do. Blackboard. Yay.

Yep. Blackboard. And like, yeah, that was the first time I had to like turn in assignments like that. So I also had a few times where I would send it in the wrong, like I, you know, you would get the homework document. And then I would upload the wrong phone. Yeah, I've done the same thing you have where like I uploaded the blank one instead of the one that has like the. And I did it twice. And both times the, it was the same teacher too.

Awesome. And thankfully, at least on my end, he was kind of cool. And it was like just, you know, just double check, bro. like it takes nothing. It don't do. And I thought I normally do and I'm shocked. I didn't. Now let's be,

let's be honest for a second. If this teacher was smart, where are you going with this? I would say that they would compare the answer key to you with your answers. And I know for a fact, like I know you're a smart kid, but I'm not going to get 100.

Mm-hmm. I know you smart. I know the teacher's smart. I know you stupid. Yeah. Why would you, why would you, Why would you go to lengths of using an answer key and not get 100? Yeah.

Like, that makes no sense. That makes no sense. And then, like, submit it a month later. Yeah. It just doesn't, it doesn't make sense. Take off, like, delay points. Like, giving me at least a 70. A zero is detrimental to anyone's great ever.

It's so... Invite them to collab on the Jack and Camden channel. I've gotten two detrimental zeros in different classes this semester. And it's like, both them have been for such shit reasons. Oh, the lab, right? The lab? Yes. Like, it's like...

God damn it! God damn you. It's so frustrating. It's so frustrating. Let it out. Opening, let him see the light. Oh, God. I'll say it again.

You should invite them onto the Jack and Camden Food Review and maybe it'll change your mind. Have a snack with them. Have an eat and talk about that shit over bridge. That would be the funniest shit ever if you were to collab with a teacher. You know what?

Bring him on here. We'll talk to them. Can you guys do French toast versus like I don't know, waffles? What's a food review? You have to review it. Well, maybe they throw a little twist.

Maybe like a quarterly like this food versus this food. Chicken, Rotissory chicken versus fried chicken. Yum. It's like the same shit. You know? Yeah. One chicken versus rotary.

One chicken versus two chicken. Speaking of food, by the way, y'all. Speaking of food, speaking of food, last night yesterday. Let it out. Let it out. Y'all got to meet my. Well, you haven't, you've met him before because you have both. have been to my parents' house.

But I had to see my brother a second time. Yeah. Because he came by, visited Austin yesterday. And we had some dinner with him, which was fucking great. Now, I happened to have a few drinks myself as he had. You know, every time I'm with my brother, it's always like one of those things where I'm like, you know what? It's a good time right now to have a drink, right?

Why not? Right. Have a good drink. So I had this drink called Shit, what was it called? It was like Bohemian Fucking Grove. I don't know.

Yeah, Bohemian raspair. You're right. That's what it is. Bohemian raspberry. It was like a bourbon something, something, something, something. And I had tree of them. I'm not going to lie. I was going through them.

Because I had a big ass sandwich too or like a Like a. It was a good sandwich. There's a turkey. Yeah, that's what it was a club. Yeah. A little caveman club.

And this morning, or actually not this morning, last night, woke up with a nice, beautiful headache. It was starting. It was hurting. What's up? Did you drink water? I did drink water. I did.

I had eyes first, like with sparking the ice. And then I had water after that. And then I was all good. I was chill. I think, so when I woke up, Grant and Isaac were out. They were watching Adventure Time. So I sat down. Classic Adventure Time as well.

I was like, okay. cool. You know, Isaac leaves goes to bed. I'm like, okay, cool. Grant goes up, goes to bed. I'm like, all right, cool. So I stayed back. And I started watching these like adult swim. This is where it starts to get really bad for me. Because I'm like, heads hurting, but I'm like, you know what?

I'm glad I got to see my brother, whatever. It's been show. So I'm sitting there. I put on adult swim smalls. Now, Grunk has been putting us on this damn fucking adult swim shit. We're watching DAP. Hella. It's so funny.

Holy crap. Recommend. You all got to tap in. It's such a funny atmosphere of show. It's the grunk show. It's my head. I rebranded it. You look up DAPP on YouTube.

DAP. It's such a vibe. We'll come up and they're all short and watchable and fun. They're so funny. They are so funny. It's such a good humor. Yeah. And Isaac, you kind of talk like a salon woman.

Like, do you know what I'm talking about? Like you have this thing where you go on Yeah it's like it's so funny It's so funny You have to check it out You have to check it out You have to check it out You must

You must check it out If you're in downtown Austin This secret little place is a This little hole in the wall Chop run Run on over to this stupid hole in the wall Dude my salon lady gets me right But I haven't gone there in a minute

Anyways backtracking Or reverse Okay, pedaling it backwards. I was watching a compilation, actually. I was watching a, it was like volume six of Smalls. Smalls is like a bunch of different shows that are really short, all put together in a compilation that Adult Swim has now. These shows are quite, you know, they can range from intensity

because some of them are really fucking in your face and loud and things are happening and animations kind of sickly if you're not feeling well. So I have this headache and I'm watching the, these things that are popping in and out being loud, quiet, uh, zoom, pop, ba, and it's like, you know, and they're relentless too. It's like there's no outro or intro. It's like one ends and then the next one starts and you're just like, oh shit. Okay, we're, we're keep, we're still going. I had to pause it and I'm like, I don't feel well watching this. So, uh, what do I do? I turn off the TV and I'm like, I'm going to go back

to bed. Um, I go back to bed. Um, I go back to bed. I lay in, close my eyes. My heads don't, right? So I'm like, fuck, this is like not feeling good. My stomach starts to arise a tad bit, right? I have a little lump in my throat. And I'm like, oh, man. I want to like, like, okay, so I tried sleeping through it.

I tried battling it a little bit, you know, take a lot of swallows. Yep, deep breaths. You know, it's like, you know what's coming, but you're trying to fight it. I'm like, I wonder if I can sleep through it. And when I wake up, my body forgets that it won't. But it doesn't. It was pretty restless. It also didn't help that I fall asleep to these videos where I sometimes I put on like things you didn't know about call duty zombies or it'll be like adventure time lore.

It's like eight hours or it'll just random long video stupid shit. The guy that I was listening to, I forgot what the video was about. But the guy was listening to was like really talking in this like and then the next thing was. I don't know. Shut up right now. Dude, I can't. I can't.

I can't with you. Basically, I remember just opening my eyes. I'm like, no, I'm fucking doing it. So I take off the fucking blanket, pause the video,

go to the bathroom, open the lid. I'm hanging over it. And, you know, brum. And like nothing comes out. And then after like the,

I think like the sixth one, it, Not even, it wasn't that much. It was just like some of the sandwich came out. Cool. And then that was it. And then it was like one time. I feel like most turkey, beauty, whatever.

Yeah. I felt like a little bit better for sure. That lump went away. You know, my heads was still hurting. It's always great. And I, yeah, I just kind of like, you know, I flushed it, grabbed some more water, was drinking that, went to bed. I fell asleep soundly.

I will say that was quite strange, but I woke up and I felt really warm. Wait, what time was that at? Do you know? That was probably like at 4 in the morning or 5 in the morning, something like that. Okay, I was going to say at 3 in the morning, I had the most

explosive bathroom. Oh, yeah, but I woke up in the middle of the night to my stomach rumbling and I was like, oh, fuck. And so, you know, I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm fucking scrolling through TikTok. And I'm just like, yeah. It's in nanotile. Dude.

And then just out of nowhere eruption. And then I... Dude, I did that thing where I go to bed. I'm like, okay, I think we're good. And then the stomach starts to hurt again. I'm like, I ignore it. When it's like, when it's presence, it's announced. It's pretty bad of territory you're in already.

You're in the mud. Yeah. Yeah. But I tried ignoring it and ignoring it was a really bad idea. It was such a bad idea. So I had to get up again. I was like, fuck, man. I don't know.

Dude, I slept like a baby. I didn't have any sort of food problems. You guys. We just told you, dude. Yeah. I slept pretty good, but I had a big old poop today and my tummy hurts currently, which is interesting. But I want to talk about my party and what happened at my party. Your party and the concert.

Larry's story relates pretty directly to my experience. Oh, fuck. But kind of like tenfold, honestly. Like, dude, you guys, I got freaking hammered apparently. Yeah, wait, we haven't. This podcast is recorded after your birthday. You're 21. Yeah, yeah, I'm 21 now.

Got you. Times have been really slow recently. I don't know why. Yeah. It's been kind of weird. It's, yeah. But, yeah, so I had a beer, a tall beer, like a 30-something million. Oh, shit.

like a German, dude. And then I had a shot of Tito's, and I had another beer, and I had a shot of Tito's. And then I had, I think, maybe three-fourths of another beer. And then my dumb fucking ass who doesn't learn his stupid fucking lesson, I decided to take a hit of my friend's weed device. No. Bro. I was fine maybe for a little bit, and then I went to the bathroom,

and I don't think I left for two hours. Because I was, like, phasing in and out of reality on the floor throwing up in the toilet. I think I threw up probably eight-plus times. Wow. Wonderful. What were you throwing up? Did you have any food at all?

I had, yes, I had food to throw up, but then it was reaching a point where I was just throwing up, literally just alcohol, and it tasted so disgusting. Um, and, uh, I, I, I literally don't really remember who, like, I don't remember much from that night after I went to the bathroom, but I, I, I don't think I really was able to say by to anyone that came to my party. Yeah, bad. And like, I, I was, like, really fudged up. And, um, but, apparently, um, there was no outro. Yeah, there was no outro. Um, I, but apparently, I, this made, this warmed my heart. I had a bunch of friends. sitting in the living room. And then I don't think I opened my eyes once when I was in the bathroom, but apparently

I was just like, water. Like I just managed to scream that. Like, I barely got it out. And then, like, they all, like, stood up like the Avengers and, like, got me a cup of water. But then apparently when they got there, my water bottle was already there on the floor. But I just, like, didn't know because I didn't open my eyes. And I drink.

I don't even know if I did. drank the water but um yeah i was so messed up and i there's one part where i thought i was in the living room i was fully convinced with my eyes closed that i thought i was in the living room listening to music like laying on the floor and then i opened my eyes and i realized i was in the bathroom again and i was like fuck dude like i i felt so sick as soon as i opened my eyes and realized where i was and it was so annoying sounds like a plot for one of those adults swim shows. Yeah.

Sounds like a looping bit. It was so lame. It was so lame. But that like learned it learned some lesson there, I guess. But damn. What's that? What's the last one? I'm not gonna freaking smoke weed.

And I'm probably gonna limit myself like four beers. Dude, that was your first time ever drinking too, huh? I know. I went crazy. Yeah, you went crazy on it. You went bombs show on it. I don't know, MDMA while you're doing it or. Yeah.

I was thinking about it. things. Oh, man. Yeah, that would have redirected a few things in your life. You know, you know, it was bad when I was cleaning up the next day and, like, literally just picking up a shot glass made me gag. Like, that is so bad. What vomit round did you swear never to drink again?

Three? After, I don't know, whenever I was all the way done. Dude, like, honestly, I don't really mind vomiting that much, but it was just so persistent. Like, it wouldn't go away. Like, because... Like throwing up just raw alcohol like hurts so bad It hurts It tastes like shit

It smells so bad That taste afterwards Your teeth hurt like Dude Isaac Do you I think I've told the story in the podcast But you guys remember when we did the fucking Isaac what was it

It was like doing the fucking macarena In Discord or something like that Oh my God Yeah when you drink a hell of a fuck ton of white I drank like 12 white claws You drank 12 blackberry white collars. And I didn't, I didn't even know that was bad and I barely had any food. And so afterwards, I remember just disconnecting.

And I was just sitting there on my desk and I vombed all over the floor. And I, like, under my desk. And my whole room smelled like alcohol and throw up. And I like tried. And I did that thing where I like took a towel and I cleaned up some of it and just went to bed. And I woke up in the morning and it was still there. And I was like, fuck. Bro, see, I've at least made it to the toilet every time I've had to throw up.

I just look down and lean back and just like all under the desk. Other than holy cow. I like wiped it around a little bit like a seared on. It was so bad. It was so bad. And that was my first time ever throwing up with alcohol.

And ever since then, white claw, I just, I can't do a white claw. I was telling my brother yesterday on the ride to the restaurant that there's one time I don't remember I think we did a recording or no I don't remember what it was

but I had drank a lot the night before I was supposed to go and drive to my parents and I woke up the next day and I fucking threw up like I threw up in the bathroom

and then I took a photo of myself and I remember looking at it I was like oh my God I looked like fucking shit and then I like packed up we already had my stuff packed up but I had to drive to my parents that was like a few hours left

way. At five. What? It wasn't at this house. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was a previous house.

Um, and I remember ever since then, I was like, okay, I got to be responsible with how I am with my, you know, during. Yeah. You know, it's like, it's great to have it when you don't have too much going on the next day or whatever. Like, even if you wake up like shit, it's 10 times better than like waking up, hungover. And you have something to do. a responsibility to do and it's like, oh man. Dude, Larry.

I get it to myself, huh? Speaking of that, I remember the very first time we visited Austin, Isaac and I, we decided to go to a bar in the airport at like 9 in the morning. Oh! And we were drinking. Oh, yeah. And I remember that day because Isaac, remember you started shitting bricks. You're like, I left like three of my vapes in the shit.

Okay. So we're like in tipsy. This was right after that party, right? No, this was us going to Austin, remember? Damn, we, oh my God. I remember we went to a bar and I was like, hmm, we could drink. It's not like we're going to drive.

We'd get some drinks. True, actually. We were like three drinks in, and Isaac talks about how he forgot his vapes. He checked his vapes in underneath the plane. I checked my little fucking vapie doodles into a carry, not carry on, a checking bag. and I completely forgot

there were lithium ion batteries and I was like oh yeah there ain't no batteries in there ma'am we going down oh man I was so scared I'm like looking for smoke and like making sure one of the engines

doesn't blow up or some shit I didn't know what to expect found out later it wasn't truthfully that deep but still better to not do that yeah true yeah yeah

yeah yeah right dude I have a I have a question and maybe uh someone in the in the comments can answer this. I was going to say, I might have an answer.

Oh, you might have an answer too. So, so I've been, I've been looking into this because I wake up every day. I'm trying to test this out. I have blackout curtains now in my room because I feel like my sleep schedule is so fogged where like I go to bed, I wake up, and I'm waking up with like three hours of sunlight already like blasting through my eyelids. So I feel like that's maybe making me get bad sleep. But like, you know how like you should go.

Objection. Yeah. Objection. I think you should go to bed and. wake up with the sun, not like, like, maybe, maybe it's good that you're being blessed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm saying, I'm saying, like, for a good, like, third of my sleep has, like, sunlight blasting through my eyelids.

Right. You know, instead of, like, waking up through the sunlight, I'm, like, waking up to, like, already having, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, it's harder to sleep with lights on. You get less quality sleep, I feel like. I'm not a big fan of blackout curtains. Like, I feel like, if you were to do anything like that, we're, like, say you are waking up.

I don't think that, I don't think it's fucking up your sleep, but I also think that it, Blackout curtains It's good to wake up to natural light It's always good your brain Likes it I like it I know for sure But yeah your brain likes it

When you're like waking up And there's like already natural light Because that's your body's like All right It's daytime, we up You know I can't tell if it's burnout From doing a fuckload of stuff

I can't tell if it's like Just really bad sleep But I wake up And I drink a lot of water I was thinking about doing a lymphatic massage On my face Where they like drain the lymph nodes Or whatever

you know what I'm talking about? Because I wake up and it's like all puffy, dude. It's puffy here and it's like all red. And I feel like my eyes are heavy. And again, a lot of people were like, are you allergic to anything? You know how like how yummy was going through the whole mold thing?

Apparently that's like really common like mold that people don't know about in their homes. Did you guys know that? Yeah. That's like a really common thing that like fucks a lot of people up. Here we go.

You looked over at your bookshelf. Did you now? Try and think. Bookshel the box. I was going to say I wrote a book called Me and My Mold. Me and My Mold. I could not think of anything past that. Me and my mold living is one on the same roof.

Me and my mold. How I started living with my mold and I'm okay with it. We get along. Hopefully we don't have any black mold here. But I didn't have that for a while too where my eyes were pretty fucked up and a little heavy.

But all I really do now is like I have these I have a little caffeine serum. I like, bloop, uh, bloop. And then I massage it into my eyes. And before that, I used to have these like little like gel things. It's a cold gel things. I got that. And then you put it underneath your eyes.

Dude, I got that thing. I got that thing. It's like, um, you put it into the freezer and so it's gel packs. Oh yeah. It's like, you put it on your face. Patrick Bateman, you know, the American psycho. When he's stretching, he has the ice pack with the eye holes. Yeah, that's what I have. Yeah. So you're able to look through

or whatever. Yeah. But I just want, I just want to reduce the swelling, you know? And, like, I was looking at, like, the lymphatic massages, and apparently that helps with, like, draining the lymph nodes or whatever. Apparently, you can, like, do it yourself, but I'd rather have... I don't know much about it. I have heard about it. I know we're talking about.

Right. I know some people use, like, these, like, little jade. I don't know if jade does anything. I feel like it's one of those... I feel like it's, like, uh, the same shit with, like, um, what is, like charcoal on toothpaste. It's like, you gotta get the jade things. The Cibob, bro. talking about the roller things

that they're all coming to a head they contour around your cheek and they like oh you're talking about where it's like a blade looking thing and they like rub it all out yeah I watched a girl on TikTok she was like showing her face before and then she was like doing that thing with like this cold

thing and she's like rubbing her face and shit and then she looked like a totally different person because she got all the swelling out or something I don't know I don't know. Where does it go? I'm a sucker, I'm a sucker.

You have a stack of swelling back here. Like, where does it fucking go? Pull all the skin back. I'm a sucker for like skincare and all that stuff and like trying to like reduce swelling and whatever. Well, listen, skin care is good. But I think that a lot of people miss the note, right? I think that habits and also quality of sleep and also quality of life are always the bigger country. It's kind of like the same thing with the gym.

Right. When people are thinking about like a godly physique, they're thinking like you have to be working out like all day, every day. You have to be doing some of the craziest like workouts where you're like fucking lifting the roof of your house. But reality is that really it just comes down to your like food intake. At least a big, big, big chunk of it is like what you eat. How often you eat it. You know, like things like that. Obviously you're still working out your body. But, you know, if you're eating like shit and you're working out, you're not going to get that fucking. You know, I was going to say David Lynch. It's not David Lynch. David Lade, I think. physique or whatever. But when it comes to skincare, it's like, if you're stressed, grog, you're a cat. It's so cute.

Stopped recording with blue screens. Oh. Hocua get down. Don't see that. Toa get down. Get trash down from there. Dude, look, Hocktua is like the cow was on the screen. Aw.

Mention. Oh, they might have to sit on the keyboard. They're about to press escape and delete It's so cute No escape control A delete All at 4 no At the same time with his big cat butt Yeah

What I was saying with the skincare It's basically You're gonna get Your face is gonna react to your stress And it's also gonna Your eyes are gonna react to your like sleep Like quality of sleep Oh

And also like If you're touching your face a lot You know and you're touching shit around you And you're touching your face You're getting dirt on your face That can contribute Not to say that's like the source of problems, but like it can't contribute

to just having dirt in your face and all that stuff. You're worried about your puffiness, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, definitely. I would take something called, this is going to be like an ad. Alpha brain. Something that lowers your cortisol levels

which stems from your stress. Dude, isn't? I need a guasha to help and stimulate. Oh, what? See, I don't want to take supplements. Like, I feel like taking supplements is just like, it's not a fucking supplement, bro. No, but you're telling, well, you're saying take certain things.

I don't want to take anything. Take super calm. That is a little packet of shit you put in a water bottle. It's not a supplement. It's just, it has like a whole, you have to put in your water. All right. Yeah, you do.

It's like a, I just, I think what I need is a, I think we need to move out of Austin, Texas and move to like Montana where there's a big, perfect, beautiful, open field of flowers. And we all have our own little cabins and we can go outside and just breathe the fresh air. Montana will only get you puff here. It's freezing up there. Fuck, man. Well, what if we went to Argentina?

No, Montana will be fine. Ooh. Argentina will be fire. All right, what if we went to... All right, the group chapter three. And the group in chapter three goes to... Hmm... Where we want to go.

Help me out here. You're... I mean, it sounds like... All right, fine. Fuck in Alaska. Let's go to Alaska and let's just do what Outdoor Boys did. And do what? Go ahead.

Which, by the way... I have something to say to Luke Nichols. Hey man, look, all love. His name's Luke Nichols. Okay. Okay. You know, Outdoor Boys? Yeah.

So Outdoor Boys. Yeah. Look, his reason for stepping away from YouTube was because he wanted to not have his family so much in the limelight, not whatever, impact, whatever. And then, but he also is like helping his son be a YouTuber and he's part of his son's YouTube channel. So not like, I mean, I'm talking. totally cool with you doing whatever the fuck you want, but how

is his son still being a YouTuber not gonna, like isn't that gonna only contribute to the overall, like you guys still like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but at least you get bit to blame on the son now. Yeah, it's in principle. It's not dad's going away on a trip, it's Luke or no.

If you're causing the problem, shift into someone else. Outdoor with Tom. And the dad goes with him because he's Tom. Yeah, it's on time. Yeah, I think his son wants to be a YouTuber and that's fire as hell. So like, I mean, he already is a YouTuber. He's not that he wants to be. He is. But, yeah, I don't know.

When he was like, I want, like, I want my family to, like, not have to worry about getting so many, I don't know, eyeballs or whatever. And they don't want to live weird. His son is, like, abdly. Maybe that was like a, like a front excuse. Yeah, I was going to say, maybe he just wants to retire, dude. Maybe it's like a front excuse. He probably doesn't really care.

Okay, no, I shouldn't say. I'm speaking for him now. Maybe I'll let the man speak. Yeah, go ahead. We're sounding hella paris social right now. Yeah. I don't know the guy. guy like that. I don't know Luke Nichols. I know Luke Nichols. I know Luke

He was my attorney. I don't know Mr. Luke like that. I don't know. I'm not dead. So I'm not. See, I know that about Luke. I knew that he was a I knew that. I knew. I knew that he was. You know that? He was. He was an attorney. He was a criminal defense attorney. Why are you digging his butt like that? Yeah. I looked up. I looked up about it because he's because for a long time, I for a long time I thought that he was a spy because I was like,

How is it that you speak Japanese? He's just, he's just mega, like, religious. I think is what it is. Larry speaks Spanish and English, and he must be a spy. All right, well, look, this is a YouTuber named Bald and Bankrupt. I adore Bill. Just rang. I'll be right back.

Oh, my God. Segway to the next conversation. Wow. What's up, man? How you doing? Nice face cam, bro. Thank you, man. This is me and my face.

Hell yes, bro. Hell yes, bro. Yeah, viewers at home we're listening. Yeah, the face cams on. No, it's not. Don't even waste your time. Don't fucking stop on the start of the road or nothing like that. No.

Bro, come on. Damn, man. I feel bad for these boys, bro. These guys, when we started this podcast episode, these guys were having some badass days. Not badass in the badass cool way. Badass and the bad horrible day. Everything all good?

Was it that spy you're talking about? It was that spy. Yeah, no, it was the UPS guy. Basically the same thing. you have to sign it? How does he know where I live? Yeah. I don't know where I live.

Like that's suspicious. That is very suspicious. Yeah, I was just saying that you and Grunk were having bad days before starting this podcast or even, yeah. Dude. Which is unfortunate. I think it's like one of those things where life just be like, all right, you're stressed here. Let me just throw something that like absolutely derails you from like the main already progress. Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's like forced to do a side quest in a video game that you want. to not do at all because you just want to complete the main quest. Right. So like my main quest are still going on but then my PC decides to shit itself for whatever fucking reason. I try to think about this all the time because one of the things that I worry about a lot. Like what happened to you with the computer, that's a big word for me, right? If all my fucking footage got, you know, corrupted and fucking shit itself, it's game over. Hallelujah for me. I'm growing wings. Okay. So I try to take measurements. You You know, I update to the cloud, right?

I do backups. I do all these things, right? Just safety measurements for whatever the hell. Because that's the, that's the like most or the, I guess you could say, yeah, it's like the most of my control that I can do in that aspect, right? Whether it crashes is not up to me. It ain't up to me. But it is up to me to back it up or to save it or to do whatever it is. But, you know, that's like one of them things.

and it's, you know, it's one of them. I think for me, like when shit happens and it's like not in my control, I'm like, it sucks, but what can we do? You take your measurements to prevent. What can we do? Yeah, you can take your measurements to prevent for sure. But, you know, after that, it's like, well, at least I took my measurements. I think I'd be more pissed off if I didn't take my measurements and then it happens.

Then I'll just be mad at myself for not taking those measurements. And I'll be like, why don't I fucking do that? inevitable is like coming at you real fast and you don't do anything to stop it even though you know it's coming. Yeah. It still happens. You can only even be mad at yourself. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Yeah. No, man. I'm just, I'm in a state right now where I'm trying to get this computer back to, okay, so right now I'm looking at my computer. I only have Google Chrome, Discord, and Audacity to record this podcast. That's all I have.

So I guess I'm living simplistic right now. But I think the next-minolistic, bro. minimalistic ass lifestyle. Yeah, yeah. The next app is going to be Overwatch, and then maybe some Osu. Fucking no! Stop in there.

Cut the head off from the dragon. Don't do it. Yeah, no Photoshop, no Premiere Pro, no nothing, just Overwatch and Discord. Yeah. Chrome even downloaded. Chrome's downloaded. I'm not logged in, though.

Okay. So, yeah. I don't know. I'm like looking at my desktop, and I'm like, dude, it's not cluttered with shit anymore. Must that be nice? It's just,

it's all relocated to the Windows. Old file, so, you know? I mean, dude, this is a good time to have a organized computer. I'm going to like try and tell a story about, the only comparable, like situation I've had to,

what you're dealing with is, has to do with OneDrive. Like Larry was saying, he was like, Oh yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'm back all my things up to the cloud. I back all my things up to the cloud.

You know, I was living like Larry and I was thinking like me and I was like, I'm going to do that. I'm going to upload all my shit to the cloud. You backed up your hard drives to the cloud? Well, yeah, I tried. So what happened was somewhere in between point A and B, what OneDrive ended up doing was it took all of these files. And instead of like having them on my computer, it was only from One Drive. So none of the thumbnails were loading for any of the pictures I had. the indexing was super slow.

I mean, I couldn't look up shit. So keep in mind, I'm like trying to edit. You know, I don't like have an emoji in mind when I come across a moment. I look over to my right to see.

I drag it in and that's that. I couldn't do that because I thought those were gone. Yeah. I thought it just pops in your head. So like you look over to your monitor and then it glows at you? Some of it does. Like a lot of it does,

but I don't know what it's called as a file. I'm a very visual person. You got to name your shit. something you know because all of mine are like evil antagonist raunchy main character and like they're just like things I'm thinking

in the moment makes sense to your head it's like your lingo yeah so one drive took all my things off my computer and put it on one drive and I was like I don't want that I want that to stop so I then drag sorry all of the one drive files back onto my computer from the one drive

folder on your computer you all have one if you have a Windows computer you do It's the little blue cloud file somewhere in your file explorer. But once I did that, OneDrive thought, okay, he wants me to back all this up, but it's here. Okay, I'm going to fix this. So it took it all away. And I was like, okay, what, what are you doing? So I deleted, I brought it back onto my computer, disconnected OneDrive, deleted it from OneDrive.

And then OneDrive was like, okay, I'm like so offline right now. Like, what do I do? I'm gonna turn back on So it turns back on And it's like Oh my God All of the files that were just here No longer here

What is So what it happened It went back into all the files they needed It took them again Deleted the old versions From my computer So it got into like almost like a You know when you

Suck a hose in a pool And then you like put it out the side And it just like keeps on pouring It's like a science experiment Yeah Ooh. What? No, you suck water.

You suck water through a hose. Suck water through a hose. Yeah, and you pull the hose out. So it's like this weird fucking little experiment where it's going up and over and it's always a continuous water flow. Yeah, you call that. Isn't that laminar? No, that's not laminar flow. Let me see.

Laminar flow. Is that laminar flow? Anyways, one drive just kept on deleting, restoring, deleting, restoring, deleting, restoring, deleting, restoring, all these files until my C drive was absolutely. drive was absolutely full and my computer was moving at like one hertz and maybe sometimes I could barely do anything

and it took me genuinely and this was in the peak of last leave you see too is this something I never got to talk about oh my god I thought I was like cooked it was toast I don't remember how I fixed it but I don't use one drive that's my yeah I never used one drive I was always warned about it um not being as reliable as like

some other shit so I was like I fuck it um I just got cooked bro. You just got cooked? I just got cooked. Why? On the toilet, brew. Oh. Was that a massive relief out of your body?

It took a lot out of me. Yeah, hopefully that was all of it. Yeesh. Hey, listen, we're closing now in 53 minutes here. I still have six of these. Oh, snap. To go through. So if you guys want to hear what some of the viewers had to tell us about.

All right. Let's see who's a damn lie. This is my dog's collar, by the way. I like that collar. You should put it on the dog. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, it only has the capacity to vibrate, by the way. Jeff, for you.

Oh, really? I wanted to talk about that so bad. I'm just going to drop it. I don't care. Asan, dude, what the fuck, man? You're like. Weird guy. Anyways.

What do you do? My face when I lie to my audience, because it's easy to lie and fucking be like... We can get into that real quick. I'll make the other ones fast. Dude, Hassan Piker has like this dog. Oh, name. Yeah, who chills in the back of his setup Just kind of like lays there

And like he started like get up and move Like not not do what Hassan wanted What daddy willed Oh his pet? Yeah, so he reaches over Like it's not obvious way he's touching But after he reaches over The dog yelps and jumps back up onto that weird little platform

And then like lays the fuck down And I was like oh that's a shot collar That's a shot collar And then you know everyone's like Yeah that's a shot collar Yeah he's like such a monster and he comes on the stream and he's like,

yeah, it's actually not a shot color just vibrates. But the dog yelped, bro, like Hassan, when you're not made of rocks in this day and age,

my friend. So, yeah, there's a thing, here's the story. Like, the timeline of events that happened was dog moves.

He sees dog move. He gets annoyed, looks over to his, like, left side, reaches for something. You can, you see that he looks over

and the way that is arm movements and everything, reaches over and clearly activates or presses something. Dog yelps, he turns around, and now he's calling his dog a fucking baby and to sit down. And then you hear him literally, I don't know why no one's talking about this. You can hear him place the thing down. So he clearly pressed something. No, no, no, no, no, he has something in his...

He clicked the lightning bowl on his stream. His stream deck, oh, got it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Dude, he acts so like, he acts like a deer in headlights afterwards. too. Like he's like, oh, damn, I know I just fucked up. Dude, dude, no, you can watch his behaviors. Can you guys watch it?

Exactly. Watch his whole behavior. He's like, such a baby. Am I right, chat? Am I right? And then like ignoring all the messages about it and just Yeah, dude, I saw him. He was talking about like some political shit. Everyone's like, oh my God, the fucking dog knows. Someone like chimed in about the topic.

He was like, yeah. Yeah. So we're going to, yeah, right here where it's, says like in between like what the fuck and like what are you doing why dude i i think the problem is that he went from trying to say like because one in particular that the collar that he has does have the capacity to shock from everything that i've seen right and then and he lied about that from what i believe now there are a lot of people no the reason i say that free of liability Careful.

Nothing can come back in bite him in the ass. Well, the reason why I say that is because there's so many fucking people that are like trying to defend this. But the truth is, he goes and says that it vibrates. Yeah. Dude, no dog is yelping when it vibrates, bro. What? Like, have you guys ever, remember we tried on the shock collars? I actually, I actually have seen when that vibrates.

Yeah. Yeah, but they don't, they don't yelp when it vibrates. No, they don't. Well, our dog, okay, we had a vibrating dog collar. once and it also did have a shock feature but we didn't use it. It was just vibrating because we wanted they mostly do to stay in bounds you know and um she actually would yell with the vibrator but um okay oh yeah sorry no no that's fair but no i do still think it's weird to like if even if it were regardless of if it were a vibration or not it's so weird as hell to have your dog

as a prop that can't walk around for your entire street that is a good point yeah So he didn't want the dog to come out? He didn't want his dog to get up and move. Here, imagine, Larry, imagine Tallulah was on Grunk's bed right now just laying down. And now imagine Tallulah stand up to leave and is like starting to make that first motion. Grunks like, dude, like... Tallulah! And then Grunk grabs Tula's tail and pulls it back, yeah.

Oh, my God. And then goes back to laying down. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I think he was just in the moment passionate about whatever the fuck he was talking about. I'm lacking content. Not lacking are two truths. Lightning one line. One on your going so large.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Big lightning bowl. To roll up. I'll save my final take. I think that he had one, bro. You what? I think he had a shock collar and I think that he's trying to cover his ass up. That's all I think. That's such a brave assumption. You're brave.

I mean, hey. I mean, it's... No, I agree. I don't know. I do. I do think he got shocked. He was just like mad but bro i gotta we gotta get into these else we're gonna be here for two more hours um listen last week we asked y'all two truths one wacky silly stupid fucking lie and let me say y'all delivered uh there was over 50 emails i didn't get to go through every single one of them but i did pick a good handful of bangarangs some of these and i just want to mention those who

did say the lie is this at the very end of the email y'all some saints i appreciate that they like made sure we didn't know but the ones that didn't say what was the lie was we're gonna have to take a stab in the dark we're left

do you include them onto this list here yeah I have don't look I'll look at the lie I'm gonna read these okay yeah I'm I'll let you read it out because I know the answers

I know all okay so number one and this is in no chronological order this is just how I found them okay is from someone named Elvis V now Elvis

shut out you told us you give us three little fun facts. Number one, Elvis can play electric guitar at a professional level. Okay. Professional? Because he's like Elvis. I guess. I don't know, man. But that's like opinion, though. Well, no, hold on. Number two, he has watched every single podcast episode at least once. I believe that. And number three, I almost died playing hide and seek. I believe two and three. I don't think that Elvis can play guitar.

I think so. Honestly, I feel like two is red-hating, so I'm saying he has not watched every podcast episode. Yeah. At least once, because he's watched them all twice. We started with a question mark one, so we'll never truthfully know,

but I'm with that. I do think no one says, what the fuck? Yeah, well, I, there's, don't worry. We'll only pick one that has an answer to it. Elvis comment. Comment what you're like with.

Elvis is here. And now it's very likely he could. of probably mint, no, it's not in their minds. I was going to say, some of them did reply to their own emails with, like, their answer, but I didn't see anything from Elvis personally. So, all right, well, I'm going to read one that has an answer. Okay. Just so we're good.

So, Darren, Mr. Darien M. So Darien. Here has three, no, well, two, two truths, one line. The first one being, I have piloted an airplane before. I believe that. I believe that. Number two, I have been crushed. by a couch.

I also believe that. And number three, I am missing a tooth because I fell in the shower. Damn, I believe all of them. This guy's just telling truth. Airplane, I'm going for the fucking airplane. Think airplane? Simple as that. Come on. Wait, wait. What's his name?

His name's Darian? Darian. Daryon don't know how to fly, bro. I don't think Dary... I think, Darren, if you got crushed by a couch and lost a tooth and shower, I don't think you could pilot a plane. I'm sorry. That's some good. That's some good reasoning.

Crushed by a couch Yeah, it sounds pretty cartoony Like the way they Yeah, like I wonder Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say crush by a couch You haven't been crushed by couch Okay, well this one does have an answer

The answer was number three He did not fall in the shit What the fuck? You got crushed by a couch and got accepted into school For fucking piloting a plane Our pilots were crushed by couches Yeah, I think that's probably one of the exams Wow

Do you fly for Spirit by any chance? Barian! Darien! Yeah, do you fly for Spirir? Is that what you're doing? Dallion? What? Really? Dallion? Yeah, yeah. All right, this one doesn't have an answer. Okay, I think I know. I think I know what they're, like a lot of the tactics. No, no, just when you think.

No, okay. Here, I'm, okay. Do you have an answer for this next one? I can pick one that does. Okay, yeah, do it. And then I'm going to see that. I'm going to use my, um, okay, okay. So this one's from Judy. Judy S says that my uncle is doing a collab with Jimmy Donaldson Mr. Beast, which Judy, I'm going to be real, may have violated your uncle's NDA. Yo. This is all under wraps.

That's why I didn't say your full last name. Number two, I just got cheated on four and a half hours ago after writing this. Wow. That one's it. That's not the lie. That's true. And number three, the voice actor. Yeah, because I'll be weird if it was like, I'm just kidding.

I'm still with this. What is what he mean? Number three, the voice actor for Invincible went to my school. Whoa. Okay. You guys are pretty hype right now. I think number one. Uncle.

Uncle, uncle. Yeah. Number one. I'm sorry. You think number one? Your uncle was doing? What was the third one? The third one was the voice actor for Invincible went to their school.

Yeah, I think the uncle, Jimmy Dawson. oddly specific. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. I think it's the third one. I think it's the third one. Is the lie? Yeah. Wait.

Oh, I thought that that was the truth. I thought that that was a truth. The lie is number two. They did not get cheated on four and a half hours ago while writing this. Judy. Was it like five and a half hours ago? I don't know. And apparently the voice actor is also going to their school.

So that is that. It's pretty cool, I guess, Judy. So, low-key, we ran through three. I have three more, but two of them are going to be question-marked. So I'm going to pick a question-mark one, all right? Okay. Okay. Ian, shout out Ian S.

What up, Ian? Apparently, according to Ian, he has drank jet fuel for months due to the U.S. Navy's negligence. Okay, I think that was true. Size 18 shoes And His job pays 2475 an hour on Sundays Wegmans bro

Okay so the third number three is true And I think number two is true But I could be wrong Yeah I think number one is false What's number one can you reread fuel for months Yeah fuck no Okay yeah You would have been

Well maybe it's like trace a mouth of it maybe he was in the Navy and they like did some bullshit if number one is truth this is this is gonna change the game no I don't know the exact

line that's right that's right Ian signed off with sincerely with my whole entire size 18 heart which means that I believe he does have size 18 shoes yeah I think it's the Navy

I'm guessing the Navy here Yeah, either he's lying about his wages of 2475 an hour on Sundays or drinking jet fuel. Well, he could also be doubling down. If he signed off on saying with my whole jet fuel drinking ass, have an ass. Well, I think he doubled down on the 18 shoes saying like that's the hint or like that's the truth because he never told me the truth. We don't know the truth. Yeah, I think he'd be dead if he had jet fuel. It's too.

I'll be for real. I have to agree with drunk. Two lies one truth? No, it's one lie Okay, I was gonna say it then Yeah, so we have a truth Which means it's a 50-50 between Size 18

That's like Double my shoes So I'll be real Listen, like in my head What I'm thinking is if this man has size 18 shoes He is clearly a very big boy You know, I think he could handle some Some jet fuel

That's just me So Okay, this is starting to make sense I see the pattern here I'm still gonna go for jet fuel I'm going to say jet fuel is the truth and listen to this, this is like crazy brain. If he has size 18 shoes, meaning he is a, you know, bigger dude. You know, I don't think fat, maybe tall.

I don't know. But seeing that he gets paid 2475 an hour on Sundays, I would say if the U.S. Navy's negligence was brought into this scenario, you're clearly on disability and you're getting paid without having a job. Having a job that pays 2475 an hour on Sundays would be a lie. That's my What does disability have to do with that? What would you say? He drank jet fuel for months due to the U.S. Navy's negligence

Which means he probably got dispelled and put on disability for the U.S. Navy's negligence. I think disabilities I mean He said 2475 on Sundays Yeah What would a size 18 shoe man

Who drank jet fuel be doing working on Sunday for 24, 75 an hour Sounds to me like he might be on disability. Maybe I could be lying. I don't know. No one knows. Dude, he don't know.

The only way that that would work is if it was like by accident, right? Like, they didn't know. Like, actually, who willingly drinks that shit? Yeah, I think it might, maybe like something leaked. Like, I don't know. Yeah, that has to be a leak. It has to be. There wasn't like a paragraph for me.

There was just sentences. We should get him on a podcast. So he can explain. So what flavor was this? Yeah, he's like, he's like, Yeah, so When I was in the Ooh

Ooh Oh Oh Oh Oh All right Fucking Ian

Damn it Thank you Yeah Thank you Uh Bro We're the answers All right

So do you guys want One with a Confirmed answer Or one with a question mark Please Question and listen With the answer So you want to do

Question mark first And then we'll end with the answers Yeah Okay All right Celia Says that They took

their mom's car and drove across the country when they were 14. Whoa. Their dad is a pretty well-known actor. No. And they are related to Patsy Cline. Who? Who? I don't know.

Don't me look that up. I'm looking it up. American singer. Okay, wait, no, something makes sense here. If your dad is a pretty damn good actor, then you are... Patsy Cline. if you're related to the Patsy Cline, your dad's

14 across the country of 14 That's a big thing That's a big thing That would be a big headline news But again, a lot of crazy It should be happening and it doesn't go on in the news So Oh my God

Patsy Cline Oh dude My grandma would geek Unfortunately all of us Killed in a plane crash I'm gonna have to say 14 14 across the states Or across That's freaking crazy

Yeah Well good news Good news. We don't know. We don't. Great news. It wasn't figured out. Celia, if you did tell us and I'm just being a butt, I apologize. But I'm 90%.

Because some of these people, they did put their answers in white text. Oh. Oh, you can control. But I don't know if they did that or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know if they did that or not. But listen, I mean, if you're related to the Patsy Cline for real. One of these has to be true.

You're either related to Patsy Cline or your dad's a well-known actor because there's only one lie we told you to tell. Yeah. So, I mean, whichever it is, that's pretty cool. It has to be the 14 of us fucking globe. What if someone, like, submitted all lies? Like, I'm Jack Black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reading some of these, I didn't put some of the men because they were so outrageous. I'm Tony Hawk. So you're either Jack Black, Tony Hawk, or...

And I've watched all the podcast episodes three times. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I lied. I watched them four times. Okay, so I made Rainbow Sixth Siege. built the first PC. I watched you guys. First one. Ever heard of Valve?

I just bought EA. Yeah, I just bought EA. I made a lot of money. Yeah, Rockstar sent me GTA 6. And I missed Chewy. Which one is it? Which one is it?

Okay. Next one we were going to answer. So I'm excited for this one. Yes, yes. This is the last one. And I'm not going to lie, when I read this, I didn't believe it.

but this is what they told this is what they said. Whoa, you're giving us a hint here, sir. Yeah. Yeah, this is a... I'm gonna look for the most outlandish one now. This is a crazy one. So Gobstopper sent us

an email and they said these are pretty long, they're not just sentences. Okay. One time, I peed myself at a friend's house because for some reason I refused to go to the bathroom as a kid when I finally went to the bathroom. After the fact, I took off my underwear.

And for some reason, Hit it behind the toilet bowl and went commando. No one ever asked me about it. That's the truth. That's a pretty crazy. And that's the damn truth. I thought they're going to say they pulled their pants down. There was shit.

Oh, no. I pulled my pants down. Number two. It was poop. I legitimately broke a rib laughing at your last podcast. What? Isaac said, we're mortals. Of course we wake up and have a tequila's.

While I was eating ramen. I finished the ramen went down to tell my parents Hey, I think something's wrong I don't even remember saying that Um Yeah Wait what okay

Number, hold on Number three One time I went golfing Those are two very specific stores with one very Yeah No way I went golfing is a fucking lie The curveball

Can you break a rib laughing? I think you can. Any break a rib. No laughing at us. No damn way. No dead way. Yes, it's possible to break a rib from laughing, but it's rare.

Really? Wait. Rib injury. What was the concept? Sneezing or laughing. What? The tequila's. What happened last podcast?

I don't know. Oh. Did we do like a jersey? Yeah, I was going to say that sounds like a. Was it... Of course we did the... Was it after... Was it having to do with my freaking story?

Story? Oh, where your friend... Your friend was... Yeah, my friends... My friends... Where he had to do this car's guy. I gotta get cut towed. I don't know.

I actually don't know, but I know what the answer is and you guys have to figure that out. It's coughing. It has to be coughing. What are you all thinking? I think they're doing the thing where they're like, you know, two really unbelievably unbelievable stories

and then one it's like here's your freebie they could have they probably made this really easy so I think it's golf okay

all right grunk uh come on grunk come on you're smart yeah golf makes the most sense to be a lie

but no I'm gonna go with the rib the rib crazy curve that's a big curve well okay but remember what Isaac said at the start

I'm just letting me I know I know I know but like my bubbles filling in A what's that again peed in their pants and hid all three different answers

yep all right well big big drum roll moment here a lie from gobstopper was number three okay yeah no way they broke a rib yeah what the fuck

did you actually break a rib breaking a damn rib dude when I was a kid I got jump scared by a video and soup landed on me. That didn't break a rib. I had third degree burns, but I did not break a rib.

But I did not break a rib. Yeah, it's the only time I'm you're really familiar to know. Dude. Yeah, we're out. We're not responsible for that, are we? What's up? You have to pay their medical bills.

Oh, okay. Or invite you, you are liable. You should be over an invoice. Yeah. Well. Don't do that. Fucking hey, dude. Fucking A.

So, wait, I don't believe that. What's their name? Gobstopper. No real name. Gobstopper, shout out to you. That's soldier. That's soldier's shit. That's immortal shit.

That is pretty immortal. What's worse? Breaking your rib while laughing at a joke or getting into a car accident while listening to the podcast? Yeah, either while laughing at your jokes. We just start... Which one's more embarrassing? Is there any...

Is there... Are you those embarrassing? We should start doing like a thing where, like... We warn people that if you listen to this, there might be a chance that your life might take a really drastic turn. You might get to a car accident. You might be in a car accident. You might break a rib just by listening. Who knows?

The world. You guys made it this far in the podcast. You just watch out for any prominent life events that may come at you at curveball style. And if they do happen, you know where to send them. Bang, bang, bang. That's for the email prong for next week. Um, me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have an email prompt for next week. Oh, is that so? Is that so? Okay, okay. Oh, wait, no, shit. Okay, hold on, time out, pause, so.

So, pausing. Reading. First and foremost, today is Lee Farrickson Day. Dinga, dinga, d'a, d'argun. I'm not kidding you. Today is October 9th. Happy Lee Ferrickson day. Happy Lee Ferrickson day. day. Okay. But aside from that, I was going to say maybe not for next week, but, okay, long story short, when we go to TwitchCon, right, we're going to be doing the drive back. Yes. We're doing the drive from San Diego to Austin, right? And I think it would be fun if in the email you guys sent us some things to do on that trip or places to stop. Well, that's not next week,

though. I know. Yeah, but I think this is the last podcast will be recording before then, Maybe, no. There's Wednesday. Yeah, we have Wednesday. All that we should do, then what we should do is we should do one more silly prompt and then they tell us where to stop. How about that? Dude, next podcast is Isaac's birthday.

It is. Yay! Happy birthday. And all are you now, 30s. Yep, 32. Nice. Really excited to start down, start a family. Have a baby.

Have a kid baby. Have your kid baby? I have a kid baby I'm gonna have a kid baby I can't think of any prompts though I'm running I'm well runeth up and dry Yeah I don't have any prompts either

I drew of links Uh Send us a drawing Send us Draw Draw Draw an imaginary animal

Draw an imaginary animal Yeah In your audience like fucking 10 dude Wait Oh, wait, then we'd have to put pictures Draw your imaginary friends Remember the Pewtiepie videos where they had Like fan art the very end and the out

Oh, yeah. Oh, it was fade? We could do that. We could do that. Pick the silliest ones ever. All right, yeah. Draw something that doesn't exist, like an animal. And then

for the outro on the next video, after it fades the black, it'll have some images sort of, you know, faded in and out in some way. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't spend a lot of time on this, you guys. No, please don't.

You know, spend a lot of time on it. I don't know if we're going to put all 50 in if you guys do end up doing it. All 50. I'm sorry. Well, that being said, thank you guys for listening. I hope everyone's having a wonderful Friday. Yes. And, of course, we will see you guys.

Have a good weekend. Yes. Y'all take good care. Please. All right. All right. All right. 10% off your gamer selves.

We'll see you next time. give us a little pound on the pound brofish this shit out maha good bye my god