The Group Chat - #131 - San Diego Trip | PART 1

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

Flying to San Diego.... seeing folks at TwitchCon... driving back to Austin... byeah it's been a few days on the road... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

From the top. No, no, you're good up. From the top. Oh. Oh. What's going on? Everybody in the group chat podcast. This is your boys.

Group chat. Larry, group chat, Willie. Group chat, Antarctica. We just got done TwitchCon. What is going on, everybody?

Hello, my Twitchers. Hello, my Twitchers. It's not just TwitchCon either. We didn't just get a little of my Twitch. We, TwitchCon happened a week ago. Yeah. We just got home.

Yep. We just got home. We drove and we got lost on the way. Now we're all sick. We were stuck in a hospital. Before we get into it, two things. Number one, grunk is gone. So busy.

Dude, holy crap. Our times right now, really nasty with timing. I have a 45-minute window on Wednesday. Yeah, I could squeeze you in 2.30 Wednesday. I'm not kidding. Yeah,

he's like his own secretary right now and he's managing times with like dinners with his parents and just all. all these things. He's a college boy. I mean, that college boy, he's a college boy.

Like, that's what he does. That's a college boy. He's a college boy. He's a college boy. He'll be here next episode. Yeah, he'll be here next episode.

We wanted to get him on this one, but like fucking holy crap, that boy has no time. I'm pretty sure that boy is busier than I could ever be right now. Actually, that's kind of a lie. We're a little late on a podcast. But that's because,

as because we were driving, we were cannonballing halfway across the country. In a minivan. In a minivan that's never seen above 8,000 RPMs until the cannonball willy stepped into the driver's seat. Never seen a bug hit the windshield, never seen any of that. Nope. Yeah.

We drove that car in the deep end. Dude, I think we actually broke the record for the fastest cannonball halfway across the country in a minivan. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 100%. Our routing was a little weird. And we'll get into it. Before we get into that, we want to thank our sponsor, as always, GamerSups, not Misty Bay.

Is this from Damm, California? That's from New Mexico. Okay, yeah, what the hell? Not Misty, babe, but GamerSups for sponsoring us, this stream, all the good stuff. Make sure these could have good. Without you guys using our code, we would have been broke. We wouldn't have been able to cannonball cars. wouldn't have been able to cannonball across the United States and Tanner wouldn't have been able to buy

$150. Okay, we'll get into it. That was that we'll get into that. That was in the middle. Okay, we got to get to it. All right. It was funny. Okay, we got to get to it. All right. Debunking. I'm going to debunk everything. Dude, that trip was such a butt. I'm going to say it now. It was a fun, but it was a fun, playful butt, but it was a butt. I can only be joking, dude. It's as bad. So, uh, you're that sick. Yeah, dude, my congestion sinus, mangestion, help me. I haven't checked, but have people been saying they've been getting sick from my mom. I think everybody got sick. COVID.

They have COVID. Oh, my God. It happens every time. Yep. Bro, let's, oh, goodness me. No one. I didn't take one either. I took a test.

I tested negative. No, tentative to test because I remember because he was like, Larry, there's a part missing. Is this normal? Oh, yeah. And it was like, grabbed. He had one line. Oh, you were pregnant? I was I was un-pregnant, don't worry.

I'm gonna be Tanner. I'm gonna just gonna say Tanner speaks for all of us. None of us have COVID. But God damn, are we, uh... I had symptoms, though. I did have symptoms. I did too. I couldn't taste my fucking stupid puff bar.

I had the razor blade. You had razor, uh, Razor blade, whatever, where like my throat hurts so bad. That goes undetected. Dude, you know how shitty it is doing a road trip with your friends while having a sore

throw and everyone's making jokes? And you just want to laugh and have fun. And you can't. You said you're just swalling buggers and coughing. Dude, okay, hold on. You guys, Tanner started spitting out his mucus towards the end of the trip. What happened?

You converted. No, that's because I was chewing it up on accident and I got to be able to taste it. That's because you joined hashtag spig game. No, I did. Swallow gang. All I did is swallowing. If it's in my throat, I'm swallowing good.

But if it's like in my mouth and I'm tasting it, I'm spitting that out because I don't want to taste that. Shut the hell up, T. Shut the hell of. Hey, I'm still, I'm still, I'm not good. We need to give some sort of context as to all I were talking about. Spitting your swallowing fly. All right. Larry and I, we spit.

Larry and I, we only spit. Don't make it worse. Don't make it worse. Basically, context is when you get flim, these guys, and I'm talking about Tanner and Isaac, swallow their flimmed. That green, sticky little flingy, dingy. They swallow it back because they say that the acid in your stomach.

It goes to your stomach. It gets broken down and it's broken down and you poop it out and the bacteria leaves your body and it's actually the safest. How many grams of protein are in flam, dude? Shut the hell up You're talking about protein Of that's like that. Fucking team fall is stupid

Go ahead Larry And then team spit is getting that shit out your system When your body's coughing What Yep See that's what happens Yeah Wow that was really

You almost just mom everywhere And that's wild And that's been a thing For as long as time It's just in a fucking What I just happened So Larry's on Twitter And so is Willie

No dude I'm okay with quitting out of sickness, bro. Like Wilbur, Wilbur, what if, what if you're like trying, what if you like flam, you cough up the flame and you've got nowhere to spit it? Like, what are you going to do?

You're going to swallow it? Put in your hands. What do you mean you got nowhere to spit it, dude? Yeah, where am I trapped? What if you're in your bed and you don't want to get up? That's nowhere you get. I keep a spit out of the wheel. We got to find a better example.

You're dying in bed. What about Larry? What if you're watching a movie? And you hawk up a toooee. You spit in your popcorn? What are you going to do? Spit it somewhere my napkin that I bring with me all the time. Oh yeah, of course the napkins that he has His booker handkerchief a good man always brings his handkerchief see look if I know I'm getting sick and I'm about to start a movie

I have something next to me anyway. I'm always drinking your eating why you go to the movie theater sick too why you're spreading that yeah why you're super spray on guy Isaac. Why is that so normal try to find an example for you. Yeah, right to do. He's closed ass open. Come here. Should we start from the top? Should we start from the top? Let's start from the top. from the top very beginning so okay so back in 2019 okay I fucking knew it on YouTube and I met I sequel I had a flashback when I whatever and I was whatever little turtle and he yelled he yelled his brother to go upstairs somebody lead somebody lead okay all right so long story short basically long long

long story anyone this guy would not know we went to Twitchcon okay so we flew into Twitchcon on Thursday yeah all right We got in Thursday. It was a great, grand old time. We flew southwest. It was Larry in the middle of Isaac and me. Tanner was to my right. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I was in the aisle seat and Grant was in the window seat. And we thought it was just going to be us. And then we saw the largest man of all time looking for seats. And me and Grant were like, please don't come over. Please don't go over. And he looked, he was like, is this seat taken? I was like. And you said no?

You said, no, come on in, buddy. And I got up. He sat in the middle. And so me and Grant were like facing away from each other like this. We're like, dude, it was getting squished the entire time. I want to put ground once.

It looked like a little shrimp. He said something about the guy that was really, he said that he sat next to the smelliest man on earth on a Southwest flight, which is, I mean, I don't even know what that's true. Be you smell that bad. No,

I didn't really smell it. I don't know. I did get a whiff of him. He did not smell the most glorious. But we do have bad days in life as humans. I also did fart. I farted on that plane a few times. So that could have been a mixture.

Dude, we were in the back of the plane for context. We were in the back of the plane right next to the fucking bathrooms. Oh, my God. One of the biggest shits of all time. Oh, my God. I don't remember that. It came like a fucking, it was like a wick candle that someone lit in that bathroom. It was so aromat.

How you say that? Arromantic. Aromatic. Aromac. It was hello Roma, bro. Hello Roma. Hello brown aroma.

It could be even invented. It was bad. Yeah. Dude, do we talk about Twitchcon or wait for drunk? We could talk a little bit about it. Yeah, we can talk a little bit. All right.

I mean, just talk about meeting the gang. Yeah. Meet the squad. The Twitchcar was super fun. We met so many awesome fuckers. Love you guys.

Absolutely. Yeah. Thank you for all the trinkets you guys gave us. All the bracelets, all the notes, all the letters. And I would like to apologize as well on the very sporadic or no spontaneous meet and greet that we had done. We were asked actually before if we wanted to do one and have it like prepared. But we weren't even sure at that time if we were going to go or not. And then it was like, okay, we're going.

And then it was like, okay, we're going. And then it was like, shit, we got to get everything together. And it's like shit. The road trip. Yeah. So shout out. Shout out to Mick Willie. Shout out to Mick Willie for going to F1. Shout to Mick Willie.

What was that like four minutes before our meeting greet, we tweeted out, hey, we're having a meeting greet. Yeah, because your stupid, dumb phone when you have your mask on, for some reason, you only allow yourself to unlock it with your face. That's so funny, dude. You have your photo. I can't unlock my phone is it needs to see my face. No, no, no, not that, bro.

It's not the unlock. It's the photo view. Why can't you type your, why can't you type your pad is four numbers? Oh, wait, no. I don't know how to trigger it. Like I tried several times. It just wouldn't. You just press it again.

You just go. I did. We could do it later. I'll admit it. I'll admit him. I saw Isaac Yvaney hand. Picture on a, on a minute.

On it? That's not real. I saw Isaac. Isaac plays Valerie and he has veiny hands. Yeah. He puts on a mask. You take pictures of your hand wearing your mouse. Is that why you have all those rings that you wear too?

Yeah. I only buy them so I could take pictures on my phone of me. I'm gripping my mouse as hard as possible. He spins the rings on. Sorry, I'm dicking on you, bro. You can dig back on me if you want. Dig him down. That's okay.

I'm hard. Spread him. I love my friends. So I want to talk a little bit about when we, when we landed at the airport. What? I don't talk about when we landed at the airport. Okay. So we landed at the airport.

And we get our Uber. You're missing so much. And our Uber takes us straight to the car that we rented. And we rented one of these shittiest cars of all time, I think. Those cars The Jeep car The Jeep Dude it wouldn't

No Remember every time I go on the highway He's like Why's you not going to second gear Where's the gears Okay Let's not going to second gear Views at home

It says someone who drives a sports car Every single day He tried to drive a regular person's car The poor man's Jeep Rangler Apparently And it wasn't as fast as he'd like it It was a Jeep It was a 2025

Jeep Grand Cherokee L Which L stands for a large I assume I hope Or fucking loss of money because I think sucks. On his head, Jeep on his head.

Dude, we were talking about the fucking owner of the Turo. Call him a fucking moron and shit. Oh my God. What was his actual name? His name sounded like moron. So it's like, what's his name? Moron?

He's moron for buying his car. Yeah, you wouldn't get bad. It'd be like, it's not going to fucking moron. Thanks moron for the stupid car. Thanks, we thought he bugged the car. What was his name? I forget his name. But it sounded like moron.

So we figure out from there. It sounds like moron. That's all you can know. Decoded from there. And so we get the car. We drive to the Airbnb, which honestly, the Airbnb was a pretty humble Airbnb. I liked it. It was cute for what it was. Larry picked out a good one.

Yeah. We were in the hood, though, and we got confirmation from four different Uber drivers. Uber driver. I asked every single Uber. You got an Airbnb here? Yeah. What was asking? He's like, just curious, like, what did you spend?

Because why are you renting here in all places? Dude, it's not that bad. That's not bad at all. Chill. Nick sees. We saw like a little shape on the road. And immediately it just goes, oh, this is the hood. No, Isaac.

I see bars outside of windows and I say hood. Bar's outside of windows. No, that's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's called, that's called aesthetics. That's called.

Yeah, it's called aesthetics and looks. That's called beauty. It also is a cozy aesthetic. I'll be 100% real. We were not like that's part of town. Okay, I'll say that much we weren't. But dude,

it was not that bad guys. It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't like Beverly Hills. But every single Uber driver kept on saying, I was like, we were a driver, I forget who it was. I think it was just being grunk. And we were sitting in the car. And I was like, is this the hood, by the way? It's like out of curiosity.

And the Uber driver just, yep. Just like that. Yep. I was like, oh, okay. Good to know. All right. That was after three others said that it was the hood. So I just stopped asking.

It was a chill hood. It was a chill hood. It was a chill hood. Like, I saw a little kitten and we're like, oh, my God. And then the owner was like, you want them? And we were like, no. No. The cat was like right underneath the car tire.

It was like, does that what happened? Because I don't remember that. Yeah. I remember that guy. That actually happened. Yeah, he was an asshole. He's like, you want him? I don't care.

Yeah, he didn't care about that. We should have taken that. Yeah, he was on the other side of the street. Yeah. All right. You're all angry man. Yeah. But yeah, that place was fire.

And there was a moment in that. Okay, it was me and Nick. We were sitting outside. and the neighbors had been playing this like fucking movie, I guess. But holy shit. And I took a video. It doesn't really do it justice. You can't really hear it too well.

But imagine every like sound effect you can think of when you're thinking of like construction. Right. When like and it's all happening all at once. And it's really loud in a house. It's like a little bit muted. So it's like. And it's all happening next. And this guy had a fucking, like, he was watching a movie and they were doing some building

shit. And it was so fucking loud, dude. We were sitting on the opposite side. Like, we were sitting as far as we could, basically, from that house. And we could hear it. It was so fucking loud. And then it was like, and then there was like a shooting scene at some point. And then there was like explosions happening.

And it's, yeah, it's all happening. It's like, what the fuck is going on with these? That, that, it's not really a complaint of mine. because I actually found it really funny, but I would say that's the only, like, you know, bad thing. It caused for a great, it caused for a great memory, for sure. It caused for a great fucking memory. Yeah.

I think, and it's also a good reference point for me so that I can know how to make a really good sound effects with my mouth. It felt so invasive because we were just sitting in the front yard and they had their front yard. Dude, it was like one of those front yards where they had just had a whole bunch of crap. Just a bunch of shit. Yeah, they don't have a backyard, so you have your front yard is your backyard.

You got to be playing. in the yard that's how that happens yeah you should have invited him over for like drinks that would been freaking sweet that would have been really funny oh that would be good good yeah yeah we're probably don't talk to me and go away we're here for the kitchen i don't care go away convinced another annoying group of air bn bn b people that's all we were hot dogs you say what we were we were just an annoying group of another annoying group of air bn b people yeah nick came home just bumbling so horribly drunk vomiting out of his nose and then he tried to like walk through a screen door wasn't that bad but it was the first time I drank in a while okay look to be honest

they came home with two drinks in his hands walking around we're crab leg and then he was like yelling really loud close words and they just fell backwards I walk in with a white tank on my hair slick back yeah he said was that the night clean he like bashed the bottle of Tito's over my head you're just like that he falls backwards into the screen door Oh shit, he gets back up. He just fucking shits his pants. Yeah, I heard you like, I was asleep.

You were like, Larry. Oh, my God, yeah. So this is like the first night I get back inside and everyone's like, shh, shh, she's sleeping. And I just remember looking over at Larry and going, Larry. Larry. Larry. Larry. Larry.

Dude, I love hearing these stories because, like, you, you don't drink. Like, you're like sober stone, Andy. and you never drink so it's like so funny that when you drink it's like it's like the flip old card you like forget everything you've done I must call you like Nelson whenever you get drunk I'm gonna call you Nelson or something everything that Nick wouldn't do sover he would do drunk he does that's what happens it's fire it's really it's so fun and the most possibly possible I mean I don't I don't drink that often I mean I think I drink during this trip was three it was like three days like casual sort of drinking right I got a little yeah a little drunk one night

one night or so, but like... Dude, I got, oh my God, horrifically drunk because I didn't eat and I didn't drink a lot of water. Dude, that's what happened to me. But that first night, we got there and then we had dinner and then I just got horrifically drunk and then the next day. Dude, I felt so bad. I think I apologized to somebody

when we started to meet and greet. And they were like, oh my god, later, how are you? And I literally said, uh, I'm doing well. I'm sorry, my head's spinning a little bit, a little bit hungover. And they were like, yeah, yeah, no, I get that. I was like, oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know. And then I was like thinking with something like, oh, crap. I feel like a total dick. But no, it was so sweet seeing everyone, dude. I didn't really eat that entire first night. And then we went to that dinner after like, yeah. Because we recorded and then we met everybody. And then we went to the dinner.

And I just kept getting fed Moscow mules and espresso martinis. And I had one bite in a mojito. And a mojito, like two other mojitos. And I was like, woo. I was like I was like I drank in a while I have the funniest

video I think you sent it to me because it was of the of the one there was a one party it was like a club a big huge

club and it was all red lights sporadically all over does it be just like sitting there just like no no no it was like

the most crazy scene ever and then it pans to you are just like ah with the tongue out like scurry I don't remember that I don't remember that either

you said it to me I'll send it to you later back it would be like a member Okay. A refreshing. I'm a dude. That was a, that first dinner was really silly because I, the gamer subs dinner. So yeah, so we had a really good gamer subs dinner.

But usually what happens at those gamers subs dinners, there's there's so many concert creators there that we end up just like talking, talking, talking. And I was away from when the food started getting served. So by the time I was done talking, we were on the second round of main courses. And I had already been drinking a little bit. So I barely ate much and barely did I didn't even get to like carb up much to soak in anything either So at that point I was already like I was on past tipsy. I was to be honest, bro. There was not a lot of carbs being offered It was kind of all meat. It was like appetizer type. Yeah. Yeah. I actually didn't eat that much. It was good. It was delicious. I didn't finish any food though. I just also drink monster dude. I finished right four plates of food like I was in that shit because I like two of you guys were missing. So I was like everybody was

mingling and talking, everyone's having good time. I just see you like, yeah, bro, I was fucking, I was eating. I remember I was like leaving, leaving for this trip. I was like, this is it. Like, I'm about to fall off all of my, like, my daily goals of eating food a lot and trying to gain Wade. We're going to, we're going to air your shit, King. We're going to air your shit out. Whoa.

Let me air this shit out. Remember that Marlboro jacket I had? Like, I can't find it. I was trying to look for it, but I couldn't find it. It's one that I can flip. It's like red. Yeah. Check this shit out.

Dude, I was giving this. Yeah, who gave you that? Shut out. Shout out to you. I'm forgetting the name. I'm a dickhead right now. I'm forgetting the name. But shout out. It says Marlboro.

It's sick. It's tough. It's like, yeah, at the mean, greet. Shout out, bro.

It's fucking badass. I just shout out. No, dude, shout out to all those people that just came. I honestly thought that like, we weren't going to have a huge turnout because of the 10 minute window to announce that we gave you all like four minutes of that.

Yeah. And also, also high key, sorry as hell. I was like the only one that was kind of like, okay, guys, to be honest, we have to admit it.

We were really disorganized. Like what? I was going back. I accidentally. I was slinging. Yeah, no, Tanner, you kept going. It was so funny. We're like, all right. Bang.

Bang. Bang. Look over. You're like over there with your own line. We're like, oh, shit. How do we move him over here? Fans that would be waiting for like 30 minutes because nobody in the front moved. And I'd feel bad.

I'd like, I'd go say hi to him because I just wanted to make everybody got a chance. It was tough trying to get it all organized. 10 minutes. We all had to. I had to kind of be like, all right, who the hell is here for us? And then like, everyone raises their hand. Holy shit. Okay.

So we need you guys to kind of like get in the line maybe a little bit. And yeah, we, yeah, we were really bad at that, to be honest. I enjoyed it. It was very, like, chaotic. But it was charming. We had, like, we had a code word that we were yelling every single time. We were taking, like, a group picture. It would get switched.

It was bang. Yeah, we should have been yelling bang at a convention. It was probably our bad. Dude, it's like, oh, I shouldn't have been talking about call of duty at a convention because call duty has guns in it. Okay. Well, that's, I guess, yeah, sure. Worst ones.

Okay, worst one would have been like, he's got a bomb. That's photo. That means photo. Bomb. Bomb. Oh, my God. Oh, no. No, no.

It's like, uh, Larry. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to take a photo? Okay. Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Like, escort him out.

Like, kick him out. Like, kick him out of the, shoot. Shoot. Shoot, shoot. Shoot. And the fact, the fact of the matter, we had, I think it was two years ago, our meet and greet in like the main artery of traffic for the convention. So security was already like, you guys are not doing this here.

You guys can't do this. So yeah, we're, I think that would have been really, really bad if we had a lot. Yeah, we would have been out for sure. It was a really fun time. Definitely like talking for three hours, cooked my vocals. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my voice is gone. And then got sick on top of it.

But, like, I have to say, one of my most favorite favorites for sure. Yo, who said that? Who the fuck? Do you all hear that? Where's grunk? Oh, that's a beautiful view. Grunk, guys. Do we tell grunk we have a podcast?

Does you know? He does, guys. I'm kidding. We're joking. We're joking. We're jokesters around here. JK. So keep in mind, a lot of people think that we did a lot of recording and that they're going to expect maybe a willy

vlog. I have to air the bad news. Not a single Willie vlog was recorded, but instead, amazing group videos are recorded. Yeah, we have awesome freaking group videos. And then they will be out in a timely manner. Speaking of which, I'm putting them together, audio and video after. Well, after this, I have a movie to catch, believe it or not. I have to. It's the only one that I booked before the trip. I have to and then I'm looking when we're talking about staying longer Larry's like okay but only on one condition I have to be home. Dude I had to watch

Chainsaw Man bro please bro it has to happen it has to happen it's the only thing I ever asked for and then I'll be a reservation or something like a few months ago it was like a few weeks ago before the trip yeah that's really cute I booked it way ahead but then I had to rebook tickets

because now I'm gonna go with you here's the thing about Here's the thing about booking tickets. That's kind of annoying. And it's that the movie theaters don't show tickets until like very short before like actually showing them. So I booked ahead at a theater that was really fucking far because I thought it was going to be the only one showing that damn movie. And then I look at my phone today and it's like all these theaters are showing it.

And I'm like, okay, that's cool now. And then obviously all, most of the seats already like taken. So it's like, okay. But we managed to get two tickets. next together. You're going to be like a little couple. Aw. Yeah, we do. Is it 4D or not 40? No, but it is Dolby cinema. So it's going to be like

surround sound. Oh, so okay, so you get wind and a little bit of it? No, no, no, we don't get none of that. No. I'm talking about audio. I'm talking about audio. Yeah, that's the sound but that's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be cool. I'm excited. Yeah. I think that for the Twitchcon, for Twitchcon, overall it was very very fun I think the meat of where we had the most silly and fun

definitely was once we left yeah no it was definitely after the convention all hell broke loose um insane it's because like all like the conventions tend to be a lot of like you're meeting a lot of people you're uh and we kept getting pulled apart kind of like you know we were like in a zombie apocalypse and oh my god great time yeah someone gets stopped and then if another person recognizes and then someone's got to go to the bathroom and the bathrooms all the way over there and then yeah yeah it ended up being a lot of just like you know kind of split so when the video drops

you may or may not see a lot of the convention itself mostly going to be you know outside stuff because a lot of the outside shit was holy crap that was a really funny especially can we talk about what like what yeah yeah yeah absolutely we went to yeah yeah yeah we got

Let's give him a little teaser. Was that a second day or the third day? That was a third day. That was a third day. Because first day was basically we had we got there. We had dinner. And then we were like, okay, you know, tomorrow, let's do a meeting greet. Let's also do the zoo and all these things.

And we're really, we're pretty bad at planning shit. So it always ends up being like super late. And then we're like, okay, crap, let's push it to the next day or whatever. So second day was like, uh, well, you guys stayed back. But me, I think we're, we went to go get pizza and, and, uh, oh my God, I can't remember for that footage. That footage was so stupid because it was a bunch of like dumb crap we did at this little Italy, uh, spot. Oh my God.

It was so funny. It's like we're all tired and we just kept doing this bit where it was a stupid bit. Yeah, you'll see it all the footage. I don't want to like, dude. It's so funny and grunk were doing it. And I was just sitting there waiting for pizza. Dude. Yeah.

It lasted so long. I actually was like interested in the conversation. No, it was real. It was like you started picturing it. Oh, wow. Yeah. You said what? Did you see any of the conversation, Isaac?

Like, did you review the footage at all? No, I haven't seen anything. I think we should give, I think we should give a snippet about what the conversation was. So we sat in a pizza restaurant. Pizza. And Grunk and Larry were sitting next to each other, right? So Tanner was sitting across the table. And Tanner did not have his lav-levelier microphone on anymore.

So Tanner was just a little bit more quiet in general, I think. You're like an audience member in the crowd. Yeah. This wasn't the Italian joint right before that one thing we... No, this was like a random... No, no, no, no. No, this is a random... This is a Mr. Moto.

Shout out Mr. Moto. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but you have like your face plaster all over this one area. Yeah. And so I was holding the camera and we're just sitting there waiting for our pizza. We're shooting the shits rolling the dice. I keep saying that. Shooting the shit's rolling.

the dies. I kept saying that. I don't know where I got it from. Shooting the shit's rolling the dice. Nice. I think it started with Larry giving me his Coca-Cola for me to try it. Because Larry said something about it. You dick. I remember now. I remember Larry was like, dude, do you taste? It tastes like a little chemically. And so like, it was a full Mexican Coke and I sipped it. And I was like, and I kept doing that until the whole thing was gone. You dick. You fucking dig. He's like,

Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't say something real quick. Just real quick, I'll go back to the pizza bit. Dude, I have never seen anyone quite like Nick consume something. It's like when he eats something, he eats the entire fucking thing. Like it is his last meal on point of there. You're like that.

It's like it's like, dude, dude, he's like, what's his? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He cracked open a water bottle, like on a road trip. Keep in mind where if pee breaks are like, you know, we don't want those. He was like he opened and I thought maybe won two sips. No, the whole thing down his goal in like less than 10 seconds. Dude, it's incredible. But continue.

What happened? It's like I have this like horrible mental about food where like if I just let go, I just let go and eat whatever. And then I realize like two months later, I'm like, damn, I'm fat. And then I'm like, all right, time to cut it all down again. And then I cut all the weight again. There's a fucking. There's a hero or creature or whatever and chainsaw.

No, not. in a one punchman that literally just eats everything. Oh, we're able to talk about one punchman in the minute. Yeah, we do have to talk about that. Oh, my God. But let's continue. What are the conversation? Yeah.

Basically, it became about, I became this fictional streamer. And that was the whole bit was that I was this fictional streamer and Grunk was like a really like a parasocial fan, parasycial fan. And trying to be nice, but we were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were playing. We're basically rolling off of each other and having this like natural conversation

that led into like the paris social fan becoming my manager and then like it was just I don't know It came going through a bunch of bullshit Larry said that he fell off Larry was like Yeah oh yeah yeah the story was that I fell off And then I didn't have it in me

And then he gave me the courage To like keep going And then you pulled me out of a dark time He's like Greg became a big He became a manager You can just hire me you can just I can be your guy

everyone has that guy I could be your guy it was awesome and then uh dude Greg goes on a roll because then later that night there was like two things that happened there was a guy who was playing guitar

singing and Greg was trying to do a handstand in front of him and he did it and then the guy like incorporated that and that was cool and then we found this um this we found the stage

and it was like empty uh and Nick was like come on get up there, get up there. And I was out, I'll admit it, I was doubt, I was out, I was like, oh, hell, I thought some guy was gonna come out and, like, fucking beat shit. But grunk, got

up and started acting like a comedian. And I was, like, the sole, like, guy in the crowd. He was a heckler. Yeah, I was a heckler. But the heckler was, it was like, they were like, oh, man, this guy's funny, dude. Like, the heck, people love the heckler. They hated the comedian,

basically. And then it flipped. And then, it was just, dude. So many. And then later in the night Or like on the drive home We were doing like You all start talking in reverse That's like yeah we started doing like the

Y'all are moving so fucking fast Larry You're because there's so much we need to show it It's the thing I want to I don't want to spoil it Okay time out Time out we need to we need to go backwards just a second To where we would go and get Mexican food Or if we were to get Italian food Or if we were to be in anywhere that was

Whether it was Mexican or Italian Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're in Little Italy, and Larry looks at me, and he's like, now, I don't want you to get offended by this, and don't take this the wrong way. And I mean this with all respect, but like, do you feel a little bit more at home? I think I did it like four times. We saw a banner, and it said Italian Heritage Month,

and I was like, please, Nick, don't take this any other way than with good intention. Do you feel at home right now? It was like four times I did that. We walked into like this little sweets, Italian sweet shop and like we walk in and we finally realized. There was like little Nutella canister. No, no, yeah, they had pasta.

They had like raw pasta. Yeah, dude, we're walking through the aisle and Larry just turns around. And I was like, don't do it. I was like, you don't say it. I'm going to walk out. He's like, Nick. I don't mean to be that guy. I don't be, yeah.

Nick, level with me here. Level with me here. It was just that. And then we'd get to a Mexican restaurant and I'd do the same thing back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Larry, don't take this any other way. All love, but. All love.

But do you feel at home? Yeah. And I told them, I mean, flat out like, dude, go ahead, bounce it back. Because we were at the, uh, there's a lot of Mexican joints, man. That shit was fire. Yeah. I think I said it when you had a Mexican Coke, if I'm being honest. I can't remember.

But yeah, no, when we did end up getting back into the car and driving back to the Airbnb, we left our lavaliers on, but we were just, the camera was off and we were just talking the entire way back. Like, it was mainly grunk and actually it was so distracting. I missed the turn. Oh, yeah. Five minutes to our trip back home because I was laughing so hard. Yeah, yeah. They were like singing a song and then saying it in reverse. What was the one song that we were singing?

all I remember was here comes the sun I was like oh my God here comes the sun do do too yeah but like when you play that backward no and then I was like I was talking as if I was like

with somebody I was like okay okay pause that real quick okay now reverse it reverse it nice okay play yeah you know Satan your friend

it was like dude that bit went on for so fucking long but there was no but there was a few good ones though it sounded real

Some of them sounded real. I'm not doing it justice, but some of them sounded really fucking real. Like, they're kind of good. Unless I'm tripping. And I hear it back. I'm like, oh, yeah, that was ass. We all live in a yellow submarine. Oh, yeah.

We all living. And it's like, if we're in hell right now. I don't know if you guys have seen those videos where you like reverse a song and it says some like horrible satanic shit. That's basically what's going. Yeah, look up Barney's song reverse, dude. It's the most satanic thing ever. It's the funniest thing in the world. A classic example is stairway to heaven.

Stairway to heaven. They fucking obsessed over the fact that there's like hidden lyrics and all this crazy shit when you play it backwards. Really? Yeah, dude. It was like the guitar riff and it's like, sick, six, six, six. I don't know. A lot of people are like, crazy. All right, that's a reach.

Yeah. Yeah. It's funny because it's, I, I think it's a thing. I don't know. There's probably a word for it, but like when you, because it's gibberish. Like a lot of the times it's gibberish,

but you can make out words if you see the word. Like you don't talk about like, you're reading it and you're hearing it. Yeah, exactly. And you're like, oh, okay. Oh. So nefnish means that we're in hell. Oh, I see.

Okay. I hear it now. I hear it. Yeah. It's just, it's so fucking. It's really funny because that, that era of YouTube was so awesome. dude. So awesome.

Yeah, that was really funny. That whole night was really fucking funny. It was just stupid. It was just so stupid. Yeah. And then, dude, we ended up having so many eggs for breakfast on that trip that the thought of that. See, the amount of breakfast burritos I had was unsettling. I had so much pancakes.

Dude, yeah, you had pancakes like three nights in a row. I had only eggs. Like, I'm good on breakfast forever. Like, I don't want to eat breakfast ever again, dude. Even now? Even now. Like, I just can't handle, like, eggs or bacon or anything.

It's not appetizing me right now in a minute. What about grits or sausage? Maybe next minute, but not this one. Sausage sounds like. I've never had grits, by the way. Speaking of a minute, give me a minute to go peepie. Speaking a minute, give me a minute. Dude, we need to, we need to talk about the fact that, like, the San Diego Zoo is so big.

Yeah, massive. We barely got to see, like, any of it. Yeah. We miss, like, four different animals. Yeah. They're in closures. No, we did. It was like, we missed the polar bears.

We missed the panda bears. We missed the lion. We missed the lion. We missed the, damn, polar bear. I know. Dude, there was actual polar bear there. Do we were so excited, to be honest.

Yeah, we saw the hippos. Remember, we saw the hippos land underwater and they, they're big bucks. Oh, yeah, they're like meditating, dude. Yeah, that was like weird. I watched one fart. Like, you just saw bubbles coming from underneath his tail.

You saw the tail, like, you know, when like they shit and their tail goes like all over the place. Yeah. There was one. One sad sight. I keep bringing it up. I know, but it's just,

it stuck with me. But this damn tiger, it was like a really small enclosure. It was going left and right. And it just kept looking at us. It was like, there was like a little baby. And I kept looking at the baby.

It was like going left and right. That was a really big enclosure. What are you talking about? Really? It looked like a, he was just next to the window. But if you go up, it was like more hills.

Yeah. Remember it was the one that was far away that I took a picture of Isaac. That was the same enclosure. Yeah. Oh. It was a really big one. It looks,

Because, like, you're talking about the one where, like, you go down and it's, like, a little window and it's going left and right. Yeah. Dude, I sort of got it looked like it was just like a, like, a, like a pit of, like, fighting. I don't even know what I'm saying, but it's like, you know, it's just like a tiny. Like a fucking arena where they just, they're like, I was mostly looking at him. So I probably didn't catch the glimpse of, you know. Yeah. But I was talking about the damn tiger.

But dude, it was so sweet. The whole, the whole, um, zoo was like. Yeah, the zoo. The whole zoo was really cute. Yeah, I like the gorillas. They're pretty funny. Yeah, he's kind of running around. That drum thing, he bang his chest and run away. Dude, they were trolling each other so hard.

They were trolling. They were dumb trolling. It was throwing like a blanket at each other and they were running away. Yeah, dude, they're trolls. Drove troll. Dude, he took, he took his blanket and laid it out and sat on it and stared. Yes. And then you looked at it and he was like, mm. Dude, I saw Baboon put his finger in his butt and was like curling it.

Like, you was. I saw there was a big red butts at that zoo, right? that zoo bro. Big giant red butts. Just digging inside of this little buttles. Just digging. It's crazy. Going for it. Dude, it was really funny when we got on the gondola. Oh, wait.

Let's talk about before. So, we got recognized and shout out to the one fan that said that the line was hell along. Oh my God. You, I'm going to be honest, you over-exaggerated that line so bad. You were like, yeah, it was like, yeah, it was not that bad at all. It was not bad. It was going

quick because they're like, all right, next person's go. Yeah, yeah. But it was going even quicker because they were like, they were like, Greg and I were standing next to these two kids and they just kept making six, seven jokes. So yeah, real quick, to paint the picture, the gondolas have numbers, right? They're all different numbered and the kids were standing there and they'll look at it and they'd be like, six, six

seven, it's like, all right, and then they were talking about their ages too. Yeah, one thing was like, I'm six or seven. I'm just kidding. What if that gondola fell and killed me? I was like, what the fuck am I listening? Dude, it's crazy. Not a lot of it's pretty. And they'd see 41 and they go 41. 41.

And they go six. It was just non-stop. They were saying it so much their mom screened to them. They're like, no more six seven jokes. No more. Then you guys were egging them on. You and grunk, I swear. Yeah, Krek was like under his friends.

No, keep going. Keep going. No, six seven. No, six seven. No, keep going. Also, viewers at home with gondola is. like this it's like a train car that holds like four people that's hung by one single wire all it's keeping all this is alive is one all that's if you play gt a five it's the thing on the side of the

mountain that you can yeah oh my god fall into the ground is one single wire all that's keeping us from dying and falling to the ground one single wire i'm not a fan of heights either um getting on that thing was uh a lot but i did it for the willie vlog we for the group check blog um wow but yeah grunk was literally talking like i could hear from across the way he was just kept on calling people as they were passing. All it's holding us up is one single wire. All it's calling us up is one single wire. Yeah, we were trying to call the car that was coming up.

We're trying to say like, what's up? No one responded. Fair enough. Isaac, every time we passed somebody on the gondola, you're like, hey, you got any jokes with the camera? It's like, hey, you got any jokes? Oh, no, no, I have a good trip. Hey, got any jokes?

Oh, yeah, whatever. It was like, oh, it's holding us up as one single wire. Hey, you got jokes now. Oh, that's holding us up is one single wire. No one had jokes, by the way. If anyone was, we almost fell off of it too, because we, because we leaned over to look at the man. Yeah, you guys got up and leaned over. Dude, cranks. Who the fuck is curious

about their numbers? So they lean over. All three of you guys leaned over. No, that was not the case. The case was that the pandas were underneath us. The pandas were underneath. But no, Grunk did lean over. He didn't see the number was numbered inside of our cart. So he leaned over to look at the number. He did. I have a video going up

on the Instagram. It was like a story of them doing that because it was scary as fuck. Dude, Grant's going to the fuck had me because he was holding the camera and he like pointing outwards. I was like, oh. My heart fucking dropped. $3,500 lens lands land. And I was like, dude, if it fell, I would have gone after.

I was like, no, that would have made it way worse, dude. A splat, squished, ran, and a broken camera. Oh, no, the camera jumps out the video. Yeah, I was like, no, ladies, that would have been way worse. Let the camera go. So, yeah, that Z was fucking. The girl is pick it up and they're like. Yeah, they start vlogging with it.

Looks like a sore AI video. It's a Tanner vlog. We're 45 minutes in. We have yet to talk about this road trip. Dude, okay. All right. Let's get to the road trip. All right.

Hold on. Wait, wait. Just to finish off the Twitter. To which crime was great. We did the zoo. We did the mean, and greed. We did.

There's a whole bunch of shenanigans. We could talk about that again when grunks here because I'm sure he has a lot more in his head of what happened. But the road trip. So whose idea was it originally? Mine. Yours? It was not really.

Nick was like, let's do a road trip. Let's road trip back to Austin, Texas. And we're like, okay, because we had already road trip back from Tanner's house. And that was fun. The plan at first was we were going to drive all the way up the coast of California, back to Oregon, back to the diner we went to when we were driving me back to Austin. It was called the Bulldog Diner. Shout out to the Bulldog.

Shout out Bulldog diner. Yeah. It's like an hour outside of Portland. And I was down for that. I was like, oh, we get to drive past like all the water and then we just go back to Oregon. Yeah. It would have been a beautiful drive straight up, like one of the most scenic drives I was told. But Hertz had other plan.

Yeah, but apparently if you prepay, you're locked in. I mean, that makes sense, though, because, like, they paid, they, we paid the price would have been if it were to be to Austin. So we ended up driving further anyway. Yeah. So either way, it didn't matter. Go ahead. We had to, basically what happened was we prepaid for the rental car and the road trip.

and it was supposed to be dropped back off in Austin. Nick tried like three nights in a row to fix it and say, hey, or going to Oregon. I want to go to Oregon and said, and they're like, we can't do that. Even the lady at the desk, she couldn't change it. Yeah. She was like, yeah, you have to go back to the person you originally.

I was like, dude, I did it. Real quick. Funny story when we were getting that, that Springer van back. We were like in line and the line was like, it was in that line. But we were talking to it was like, dude, what is taking?

them so fucking long. Like when we get up there, it's just going to be like, hi, can I have the car? Yes. Here's my ID. Cool. Car's over there. Cool. And then we go. And then we're waiting in line. We get to the place or we get to the lady. And it started to make sense why this damn line was taking so long because holy crap. She there was at one there was one point. I think she saw the card or no, she saw the email. Um, it's a funny little email. And so she started questioning us. And then we told her like we do videos and then she was like took off her glass. Blasses. Elbow on the table. And she's like talking to us about YouTube and she was like, oh, okay.

Yeah, she's like, I was doing YouTube on this. And we're like, oh, crap. We're now the people that we were talking about. Dude, uh, I think it was like 15 minutes. We were standing there for like a like a hollow minute. And we're like, oh shit. We're not 15 minutes is a long time when you know there's people in line behind

you staring at you. Dude, that time passes by so fucking slow when you're waiting. Holy crap. Yeah. It's bad. And Larry and I were doing those responses. where like we weren't contributing and adding to let her, like, prompt her response. We were just kind of like answer and period.

Like, not bounce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We weren't like lobbing back the conversation, but the questions just kept coming. Yeah. And the stories just kept coming. Because then she was very nice. But in the card and then one of the cards has grunk's face on it. Oh, yeah.

We talked about grung's face on the card. She's like, I thought that was you. And I was like, no, that was my friend when he was eight years old. My friend when he was eight years old. passport when it was engraved into our credit cards. It was just like, okay, yeah, a lot of questions kept happening. And then, but then we got it and that was cool. But yeah, that trip originally was up north and then we went the other way around.

So we ended up coming to the conclusion. All right, instead of Oregon, we were going to go to L.A. L.A. Because on the way, there's like all these nice beaches. I wanted to hit La Jolla Beach Which by the way, I don't even think we really hit La Jolla Beach We kind of found this random cliff Yeah, we found us random cliff

Because I had been to La Jolla Beach before when I was younger And we were looking at the beach We weren't at the beach We were at this like random ass spot by these houses And then we saw it It was beautiful, it was beautiful It was gorgeous It was not like the beach beach

Tanner tried to then we did hit the beach What? Tanner tried jumping off Dude, Dan are you risky five? Dude, yeah, yeah, we parked and there's like this huge sheer cliff and like down to the beach and there's like spiky rocks at the bottom. I was like, dude, I want to go staying on the edge and I went all the way almost to the edge. And then I was just like, whoa, I was like jumping around. I was like trolling in my mind. I was sitting there like, dude, the trip's going to end right now. No, I was looking at the footage as if it was like the last moments of somebody. I was like, oh my God, dude, that's exactly how I did. And then I was like, my death falling all the way down. Oh, so much for the road trip.

We barely made it in 30 minutes outside of San Diego and the road trip. Dude, before Tanner threw himself off a cliff. Dude, I was so dangerous. I don't know why. I had like no fear. And I was just like,

oh my God, I want to look all the way down. I want to like climb down to. Dude, what if right now we're, we're seeing like what could have been. But in reality, Canada did it really fall.

And we're like, we're the other flip of the coin. Yeah, we're so traumatized that we're imagining. We're imagining. We're not. I did fall off the cliff that day. Oh my god, that's horrible.

This is all a dream and we're actually sleeping right now in Albuquerque. Oh my God. Yeah, no, we're at the hospital waiting for Tanner. Don't fucking trip, dude. Don't do that to me. Isaac, wake up, bro. Isaac, wake up. Wake up, Isaac, wake up.

Enough. But yeah. By seagulled by seagulls, dude. We have gone up. The seals, oh, speaking of which, yeah. Yeah. We had gone up north. We hit him one more beach.

I think it's like something Laguna. Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach was really nice and pretty. It was beautiful. It was very nice. The professor, we saw the professor basketball. You guys lost your shit

when you found out that's where the professor one v. one people. Dude, I remember what's that video and it was awesome. It should have led with that. Hell yeah.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Should have been like the professor balled there. I've been like, oh my god. Professor balled out of some Lagooner. Get me in there.

Yeah. And then Tanner chance to the professor. We'll get to that later. We'll get to them later. You're not going to win then, by the way. Actually, I kind of

prevented that, so you're welcome. You're welcome. I'm going to, I can beat the professor in any shape, way and form, any basketball game ever. I'm pretty sure I challenged a professor, but said that Tanner would do it. And then Tanner, and then Tanner said that he would beat the professor. Dude, I believe.

Tanner, like, double down. I think I, I have to look back of the footage. I don't remember. Tanner would be the professor. I think I could. Shut up. While loafing in his easies. I think I could.

I was loafing. trip, by the way. And also, I didn't change my pair of socks for like... Oh, you set up a bitch. Dude, we have nine minutes to go through all the events in a road trip. Is that even possible? No, no, no. We, no, we're gonna keep going. A little longer, right? We can... Oh, I thought you had something to do in like

five minutes. No, no. Okay, bet. All right. Oh, no. So Lagooner Beach was chill. Yeah, but we... And then L.A. Yeah, we, we had to stay in L.A. And we stayed in L.A. And then... Which, speaking of, it doesn't smell that bad as I was

told you guys. I didn't smell anything bad. I just smell anything bad. We were in the, yeah, you're right. Yeah, we were at the, what was it, Beverly Hills or some shit? The fucking, the chihuahua. Okay. All right.

Now the shenanigans can start. Let's slow down a second here. And let's, no, no, no, because then we go out the next day. And then we went to and then. Right. Yeah. And then. Yeah.

And I get it. So what are we slowing down? What do you want to encapsulate? So, yeah, true. So let, let's encapsulate the us going and meeting. Larry, that is a horrible face. You look fucking face tuned as shit. You look like a caricature.

How do you do that? I'm just an active listener. I'm listening. He's listening with all of his spirit. So, Tanner. Tara's infatuated. Please continue, dude. He's on the edge of his seat.

So we get into LA and we go to a party city. Right? Remember that? We park outside We meet up with Oh! Yeah, in the parking lot

And we go grab dinner Now, you guys on this trip And you're fucking charging of bills What the hell is wrong with you guys? Holy crap, you guys Charging a bills? What does that mean? Yeah, I do.

No, I want to play Grant Because That was his fault Grant has become a joke of every single time We go to a restaurant He either orders a margarita Or whatever alcohol they have on the menu

And runs the damn bill up runs the bill up four of them at a time you did not run the bill up we were all having a margar uh what uh no i had yeah i had two of those uh those old fashions

i got a little crazy that night and I had Sprite oh yo yo yeah you're right she almost she almost cut me off too because I ordered two and she did make yeah but they'll never know that

because we weren't recording it's gonna be so funny when we do release the video you guys are gonna be able to see the visual of everything we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Because it's so funny.

We'll properly fill in more spots as we see the final cut. Because when we get the final cut, we're like, okay, we know what they saw, and then we know what we can fill in. Yeah. You know, that's what we really is a giant story time video because everything that happened. It's just silly because we get to L.A., we go and have dinner. We go play some pool, right? It's Grant's birthday night, right?

And so we're hanging out. Yep, Rollins, I'm shooting some. Throwing some darts. Throwing some darts. It's not too bad. And then, and we decide to, after a few hours, we go back home. Yep. To the, uh, to the, well, I guess to the hotel, right?

Yeah, the hotel. Stayed in Beverly Hills. And this is for things, I think, from the rest of the trip. This is where a shit hits a fan. The rest of the trip just starts to go really fucking stupid. Let's start with the fact that, all right, hold on. We check in. Huh?

Oh, no, go ahead. You check in. We check in. We get our rooms. And I can't remember which knucklehead decided to ask this guy. Okay. Let the knucklehead take the leads here. Yeah, you guys take charge.

I'm going to sit back and listen. Did you all have anything you wanted to add to that night? Because Tater and I, I think, can speak for. We took the reins when the nighttime happened. We did. So the first operation we had to, like, I guess go on was figure. out where we could smoke because it's a Los Angeles for crying out so so fucking silly a lot of people might be asking yourself your first

priority yeah what it was the end of the day it was like night night midnight like 1 a.m. I was like the end of the day you had a hard work day of sitting in the car and looking at Laguna Beach yeah that was that she was so annoying and I need to take the edge off no we didn't drink that night I need to smoke we didn't even drink that at all yes you did you guys had one with fashion and that was it I didn't. And a beer that ruined your throat, but I did. Okay, I did have a shitty beard.

I had a shit beer of all time. That tasted like poop and pee mixed together. So bad. It was bad. But we asked this guy, you know, is there anywhere to smoke? Because you better be fucking playing if you think I'm going to get caught, like, smoking inside of Beverly Hills Marriott, dude. I would get arrested and throwing in, like, FBI prison. So figured it out.

He was like, yeah, I'm inside a parking lot if you guys want, blah, blah, blah. All right, cool. You know, we go up, we put all of our shit in our hotel room. And the rooms are Nick and Larry. And then in the other room is me, Tanner, and Grant. And I just want to, you know, set the record straight, all three of us in this room smoke. Like, we just do. So, Larry and Nick are team spitter and team sober.

Yep. Yeah, spitter. Sober spitter. Team swallow. No, we're team swallow. Team swallow and team swallow. No, you guys are team swimmers. I'm doing the spitters.

Yeah, that's true. I fricking, poof, oh, Matt. It's five minutes, I think, after we put our shit in the hotel room, we're like, okay, well, now's the time. It's, like, what, 11.30, 12 p.m. It's really late, late a. So we're like, okay, bet. We go downstairs, and we have a TV, and what is so fucking funny down there. You?

No, I'm sorry. I don't know. Yeah, all right, team spitter. Go ahead. Where are you going to go? In a water bottle is fucking disgusting. Ew. Look, I can see it.

I can see it. There's nothing wrong with spitting in a water bottle. Stop. You're just something wrong with it. Dude, and then you're going to forget about it and then you're going to drink it back up.

That's what we're going to do. Dude, you're so dumb, Isaac. We're on this road trip, but I'm spitting in a spit ball because I'm like, I'm sorry, guys.

I have no other way to spit this out unless I want I can spit out 90 mile an hour. Yeah, it's going to hit right back. Right. You're going to hit the window and slide off. All right, we're getting distracted. Go ahead. Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah. So we're in the parking lot And we're like, okay We're high We're doing a little puff up pass Just a little little chill A little chill spoyk And then we end up going upstairs

And we have no food We have no drink We have we literally have nothing We have nothing And Isaac's already cozy in his bed He's in his like tidy white He's in his bonnet And

Which is real by the way Isaac wears a fucking bonnet to bed And only underwear The image of me in my head I was so fucking stupid Dude, the way And then when you walk around like that You look like an adolescent monkey

You're like always like arched back a little bit You're like walking around like you It's so funny It's so funny But I digress But I digress I digress So I'm hungry and thirsty

Yeah, you guys are in bed. I still kind of have my clothes on. I'm like, man, I think I have the energy to go down and get like some snack and drink. And what you said was, what did I say? You were like, you know, I'm about 30 seconds away from doing some bullshit. Like, I'm about 30 seconds away because we're talking about food and Pringles. And there was like a talkies commercial. And I'm like, okay, well, we're on a business trip.

So it wouldn't hurt to get some business snacks and discuss about business as what went through my mind as I was inundiated. Dude, when you're sober, you want to pay with your personal card when we're on a business trip. But when you're high, you want to pay with the company card. The reason why was because I didn't want to tell Tanner my pin. Because if my card ever went missing, I would know that Tanner would probably know my pen and use my card. But it wouldn't have worked. He would never have used a card, dude. Yeah, it's like all of our money.

So it'd be like, okay, cool. So Tanner gets the card. He goes downstairs. I'm a soldier and I'm going downstairs. Yeah, he's gone for like what I. believe is like 30 minutes. But eventually he comes back up with like three fucking bags.

Well, let me discuss of when I get downstairs into the... Yeah, POV switch. POV switch. I go down all the way to the elevator and I get out and I see the guy that told us where to smoke and I was like, right? And he sees me immediately go to like the little, uh, the hotel store. He's like, oh, you got the munchies. Uh? I'm like, yeah.

And so Isaac kind of gives me like a list. He's like, yeah, give me like a Sprite, a protein drink, maybe like a bag of chips and sandwich. And I'm like, okay, Grant probably wants that too. And I also kind of want that too. So I end up getting like three bags of chips, three sandwiches, two protein drinks, one for Grant, one for Isaac, two diet Mountain twos and three tiny rice crispy treats. And that was it. I was spending like, this might be like a $65 bang or 70 bangers. And so I put everything on there and this guy's just like writing everything I got on a piece of paper

And he's like you want on you want on the card to the room? I'm like yeah and then he's like all set and he doesn't show me any price He just kind of gives me the bag of food. I'm like all right and so I go to the the elevator And I don't know how to work it. So I keep pressing it. I keep pressing six and it like takes me up but the doors don't open And then it brings me all the way back down and then the doors open I see him again and I was like, I pressed it. And then the doors closing and bring me back up. I'm just like,

dude, am I stuck in here? And it breaks me back down. And then the doors open again. And he's standing right in front of me. He's like, yeah, you need some help.

I'm like, yeah, please. And he's like, you got to use your key first. And then you can press six. I was like, oh,

okay. So he does it, does it for me. And then, I don't know, he must have missed, messed up a step. No,

you said that he told you how to do it. And then you're like, oh, okay. And then you press it again and you don't even do the key thing. And then I did the key, but that was the wrong order. Yeah, it was the wrong order. Yeah. So he takes my car and he does it for me. Keep in mind.

These guy was asked, where can we smoke? Where can we smoke? Watches three goons leave the elevator. And then come back in. Leave. One comes down. One worker and comes out. And then try.

I couldn't even work the fucking elevator. And I listen, I'm going to cut to the chase, guys. These snacks, I got a notification on my phone. After the snacks were depoted on my bed that Tanner showed me, it was punch. No, no, wait. I felt like a superhero. I was like, look at this. I dump all the snacks onto the bed.

There's the big reveal. It was like a sandwich and like chips and rice crispy treats and all sorts of snacks. It was 150 fucking bucks. On the company car. None of us had any fucking clue. We were like, surely that's not this. Shirley,

that's not the snacks on the bed right now that cost $150 at Mary Bonvoy in Beverly Hills. Shout out to y'all who use code group. Thank you guys. You guys funded 150 bucks of fucking snacks of funnions and like sandwiches. Larry and I found out and we weren't like the pissed

or we were like, what the fuck? We were just like, what do you even, am I, dude here? Beto's buzzing. He's emitting an electrical current.

You can't get off my test, bro. Look at his hair is all afraid. No, he's probably made of monkey. He never showed me a price. No, he didn't know. And this is like, $70. I feel like Tanner feels like it was his fault. It's and so not your fault at all.

No, I felt really bad at first. I was like, dude, that's the company. And that was the first time I've ever used the card on something. And it ended up being $150 in Funnions. It was not at all his fault. I was just downfounded when I learned that. And then I learned about the, the dinner and the drinks

and I was like fucking, oh my god, dude. Bad night was so much money spent on like, whoa. It was just food. It was just food and like useless spending. Like not even, not even like good shit, dude. It was just fucking, I didn't even drink. I was like, dude. Yeah. It was okay.

Yeah. So anyway. This show would have been like, I think, $30 at a 7-Eleven. Just the preface. That's how much food we had. Yeah. It was not 30 bucks. So you'll,

You live and you learn. I think it's just really funny from his perspective. Because once again, like you were saying, he sees three guys ask where the smoke. The three guys come down and smoke. They go back up, send one guy down to get the food. And then he struggles to go up the elevator for like five minutes. Dude, I knew he made his day. He was smiling the whole time every time I came out of the elephant.

He's like, no, you got to do this. It's like, it's like, it's like, I'll be. like holding the bags and you're like I was like why am I here I peaked around the corner I'm like oh so that was that was a really funny night we didn't get a lot of that on camcorder

but there are so many funny fucking moments on this camcorder at night so basically every night I would hand over the camcorder Isaac and um and um swallowing Larry just because uh I I was like tired every time We would land at the hotel and I would just fall asleep.

But I did get a glimpse of a few of those when I was exporting the footage. It's funny because all we've said so far is just from L.A. We didn't even get to the other places we go to. So we wake up, we go about our day. It's Grant's birthday now officially. Yeah, officially it's his birthday that day. So Grant for his birthday asked for a fucking assaye bowl for his birthday. So I'm away from then.

Larry and I. I'm sorry. I'll say it now again, I apologize. I forgot LA and real normal people price is different. Yeah. Let me explain my perspective on this that Larry and I are hanging out with each other. Larry and I are in LA. We're like we're doing paperwork and whatever else.

So we're just chilling. And I see a charge to the card for $100 for asai bowl. And I'm like, bro, it's this man's birthday, but what the fuck is going on? We only got three asai bowls. It was $300. We didn't even add like insane toppings either. We didn't even add any toppings. Who's bananas and peanut butter?

Yeah, bro. Yeah. I was like, dude, this is not real. This is just like fake. It's not real. After that, I was like, can we get the hell out of this? like state right now. Yeah.

It's just, it's a preface. It was three asaibles, but still $30 for a fucking asaibo should not be a real thing. That's impossible. You know, no wonder y'all's minimum wage is like

fucking 4599 because you would not be able to live there. Dude, dude, fuck those restaurants, by the way, that do that 20% gratuity out of immediately. Because I do tip. I know there's people that don't

and I get the sentiment about forcing it on the people that, you know, whatever you're serving. Okay, I get that. But my ass doesn't read. And I fucking tip 25% on top of a bill that already has 20%. So you tip to like fucking 40%. Well, like 45% at least. Well, whatever that, like, let's just say that it was like, it was like a $1,000

tip, right? And I'm doing, that's like, I'm adding. And but that's with the 20% gratuity. I'm adding an extra 250, fuck, or 20, yeah, $250. bucks, which of a tip. So they're already getting double-tipped. I've fallen for that like two or three times now. Y'all, y'all deserve it, man.

Y'all deserve some tips, but 250 fucking bucks on top of 20% gratuity, like, you better be rubbing my feet under the table and pouring the drink as I'm drinking it into my cup more. I think it's just a skill issue, man. I think that we're just dumb as shit. We're dumb as fucking, I just admitted. I just admit I don't read it. So, like, I should read it.

I guess so. I look for like the just making, sure I don't get charged because what they do is they add the 20% near the tax. So I'm not going to read the tax. Who reads that? You know, but I'm going to read to make sure that they've done everything right. And then I look at the total number. So now I just have to be more conscious of it because that, yeah, I've tipped several

hundred dollars more than I ever. Yeah, I already tipped technically. Right. 20%, which is I feel kind of low, but like still. Right now hold on. Oh, is there more? Yeah, well, do we want to? Because there's a lot that happens.

these next few days. Yeah, we're gonna have to part two something. Do we part two this because we're not part two now, bro. And we're not even like a sort of way done with this road trip talk. This is maybe the plan then, okay? So at the date of dropping this, we're gonna be dropping this just on the weekend. Yeah. So, because this is fresh, we just got home.

I'm thinking then what we do is we get with grunk and we listen to grunk's POV, just kind of throw it back a little bit, share some memories, whatever we're forgetting. And then we should pick up from where we left off. getting ready to leave in LA. Because can I spoil where we go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, think of it like this. The timeline originally was from San Diego to...

We flew from Austin to San Diego for TwitchCon, and then we were going to drive back to Austin. However, the plan changed. We flew from Austin to San Diego, and we were going to drive up to Oregon. That did not happen anymore. We drove from San Diego for TwitchCon, up to L.A.

over to Las Vegas to the Grand Canyon. To Milwaukee. Albuquerque, New Mexico. To Austin. Yes, sir. And so much more shit happens.

Dude, I, you all don't understand. This was like the craziest most, like, what the fuck week I've had in a minute. This has been my favorite road trip we've ever done in my entire, like every,

the entirety. Like this is dude this is this is the this is the epitome of fuck it we ball Like we let's just do whatever play by ear really means yeah what do we do tomorrow I have no idea I don't know we're gonna go to Vegas for like two hours The Vegas trip in of itself is gonna take like 30 minutes to talk about I know yeah So we all right so pick it back up when we have old grunky doodle and then yeah we'll get into it bro We'll get into it. Oh yeah.

It's going to be just, it's going to be dirty. It's going to be fun. Yeah. So that's cool. That works because there is so much funny shit that happens that you guys are about to see on this trip. We're going to be, we're going to be uploading the Twitch video.

We're going to be uploading the separate zoo video. We didn't even mention that we went to a haunted scary mansion. Yeah, the haunted trail. In San Diego. So we can talk about with the crazy X video of that. It was all recorded too. So it's just going to get wild. So no Willie vlog, no Willie vlog on that, but there is group channel video, which in my opinion

Way better. It'll be fun. I know one's agreeing because that'd be like to do we still got a drunk with grunk We love really vlog. Drunk with drunk that when is that happening? Well drunk with grunk did happen. It just happened off camera Unfortunately well, you have to do it again for real on camera We gotta do it on Brunk and I did share a Espresso Martini the very first day of Twitchcon though. You did you guys. You guys? We made a cute little boomerang. We made a cute little boomerang. It was awesome.

All right. All right. Any other questions? Comments or concerns? Nope. No. We just got a lot of shake to go through, a lot of footage to go through. Yes, sir.

We're going to get it done. In the meantime, though, thank you guys for listening to part one of the, I don't even know what the fuck adventure we just had. Join us for part two. with Grunk's big return where he'll be sharing some info on his shit and make sure you guys And then good group I'm curious to see grunks reaction to so much of this because like Yeah grunk didn't even hear about Just one time when we asked him to join us for the jam His music that he was oh my god

Oh my god we're not ever gonna get into it did kid we got it we gotta see it You guys are watching you know cop a double cup they're coming so they're so soon it's so soon it's so soon It's so soon. We'll see you guys for part two soon. Audio, stay tuned for more bubba banger. Boo, boo. Bha.