The Group Chat - #132 - Le Road Trip | PART 2
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We did a mass
It was a graveyard smash
We did the mask
Hello world
We did the match
We did the match
We did the match
It was a monster match
It was a monster match
Have we ever dressed up for Halloween
Yes
No
We yeah we'd want
I was an angel
I was an angel
I was a non
I was a sexy nun
He was a sexy nun
You were you guys
I forget
Oh man
Ezy what about you
I don't remember.
Oh.
Okay, you want to hear someone
really upsetting that I have to say
really quick.
Before we get into everything,
Larry is wearing
an item that I ordered with
another mask.
No.
That hasn't come yet.
If it came,
if it was here,
I would be wearing it.
So it didn't even come in time
for the fucking podcast.
So with that being said,
welcome back,
everyone to the Where's Willie
podcast,
where we'll figure out
where Willie is, where
Willie, really went.
Something severely illegal right now.
It's really bad.
Genuine.
He might get arrested while we're doing this.
Like, this is a genuine statement.
He's actually doing something that breaks the law.
I'm still sick.
He's calling the constable.
Yeah, Isaac's sick.
I don't know why.
I'm not.
I'm not sick right now, so I'm chilling.
But, dude, Isaac, your perishables are weak, bro.
My perishables?
Yeah.
You're done.
What are you going to a pantry and say,
say that to me again?
We have beans at,
Spire in the fucking 60s.
2060.
I have MRIs that are bigger than you, boy.
I have MREs that taste like skittles and rainbows.
Oh, we don't.
When the Lord returneth.
Ooh.
Right, I don't.
But what I do have is lots of gamer subs.
Hell yeah, we do, bro.
Lots of gamer subs.
We actually just got a fridge sent to us from GamerSups.
We did.
We got a little bit of fridge.
far where we put all of our little gamer subs in it things in it and if you if you want your own gamersubs
use code group 10% off your orders all of them um and i believe you know i said to a lot of people at
twitchcon i said hey the double cup here it comes that's october or may the lord strike me down um
and it's the 29th right now and the lord is getting ready to strike me down so i'm really hoping
within the next like two days we get a restock if we don't uh i die and then on the first
first day they'd come back but they're coming
praying to you Lord kill him right now. Don't do that
don't do that. This helmet is fruit like it's full
chrome alloy and it's so heavy and it's
whining down on my head. No we can read your thing.
You're strong. You're so strong. Thank you guys.
You are so fucking strong. You have a strong neck.
Grunk last time last episode we talked about a lot
of the trip and a lot of San Diego and a lot
well we didn't finish the trip but we wanted to go
we held off into San Diego.
We held off on San Diego.
We wanted you to touch it on some parts that we may have forgotten.
I like how it's focusing on my finger.
Yeah, that's really quick.
What really sucks is that we purposely didn't talk about it because we're missing a trooper.
And right now we're missing a trooper.
It makes us very sad.
But rest assured, Willie told us to go ahead without him.
It was really dramatic and everyone cried.
Doing illegal thing.
Yeah, he's doing illegal things.
He's doing a lot of things.
He's doing a lot of change him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can't change somebody.
He turned to a life of crime.
He did.
He's,
he's slinging dope on the streets.
I'll admit it.
It's pretty scary, though.
It's scary that he's doing crime.
But hey.
Yeah, it's actually got cool he's doing crime.
Wait, actually, dude, correct me.
May the Lord strike me down if I'm wrong?
But isn't this Friday the 31st Halloween?
Yes.
Holy crap of Dolly.
This is like they're watching it.
It's Halloween.
All the groupies are around the Halloween.
What are my other guy?
What are my other?
go.
Wait, Tanner, what are you?
Um, I could be, I can be two things.
I could be Benson Boone or I could be Texas football coach.
I could be, I could be a concept, I could be an idea.
I could be a concept and idea.
Dude, and I are actually being a concept and an idea for Halloween.
We're going to be free will and determinism.
Did you guys like take a philosophy class?
We did actually.
I knew it, dude.
year.
Free will and determinism.
I want to be a stoic.
Yeah.
Excited for this.
I'll be,
oh man,
I'll be Hades.
Can I be Cerberus and you got me on a leash?
Yeah,
yeah.
You all have like,
big heads on you.
You look exactly like me.
You'll look like Franklin,
Franklin and Chop from that one
posth screen.
Oh my God.
That would be so tough.
That made me awesome.
Oh.
Oh, all right.
I don't remember where we left off.
I think we're talking about the road trip,
but we're not going to continue that right now.
All right, yeah.
Let's spin the wheel back of time.
Because I do want to, dude,
there was so much that happened before we all fucking forget,
which I already kind of low-key forgot a lot.
I low-key forgot as soon as I got on the plane home.
The plane of-
You get a lot on your mind.
I remember.
You got on the plane right now, babe.
Going through pictures will definitely help.
Yeah, I went into a Twitchcon.
there you go
it was TwitchCon
it was TwitchCon
first day was like
walking around
I saw some of the footage
and I saw that you were like
taking foot in front of Minecraft
you went to the live
damn fucking
that was one of my favorite things
more good
I'm so sorry
that was really gross
you okay
I'm so sorry
there it is
yeah boy
I love the eight pose
that you struck
for that
come on
yeah let's hear you're about
lift off
that was a high
okay wait
real quick
I know like
Every single person on planet Earth says this,
but is the fucking streamer loop
getting lamer and lamer every year?
I don't think I had a single gadget.
I don't know.
I don't know what was in all you're...
I got no training.
They gave a few scores of perfume.
Like a golf visor.
Yeah, I got...
It was, um, I didn't even get the...
Dude, last year they gave us like Versacee perfume.
I was like, hey.
Yeah, man.
What the hell happened?
Y'all fell off.
This year I got like stupid as...
I got flash cards and like fucking QR code ads.
Who, hoo-hoo.
Y'all, y'all some...
Honestly, are we going to Twitchconne next year?
I think there will be a Twitchconne next year.
This rate, dude, I don't know.
We'll see.
It was such a fucking train wreck.
Yeah.
Who is it?
Oh, dude, furries are fire.
Like, I just love seeing tails.
I loved seeing furry tales.
Dude, there are some big ass tails.
There is some big tales.
There are some big old tales and tales excite me.
There's some creature.
What?
What are you going to say?
Excuse me?
There's a creature?
No, no, no, no, no.
Revert.
The wheel of time.
The wheel of time.
Did that again,
growing.
Is it something that I said?
What excites you?
Tails excite me, but like,
not like that.
I just think they're...
Hey, yo.
Good catch, peacekeeper.
Is there a furry
outfit for kangaroos?
Because that's the kind of furry I'd be.
Dude, you'd be a great kangaroo.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
It's strong enough to,
hold your whole way back.
Yeah, like, I want to get a strong tail so I can just like kind of lean back on it.
That'd be awesome.
That would be okay.
I don't think about that right now.
A tail would be sick.
Like, imagine being a kangaroo being able to bounce back and then back and then all of it.
Yeah, I lean on my tail and then I kick Isaac right in the abdomen.
Nobody fucks with wings anymore, dude?
Wings are fucking, how did it turn your dragon?
Yeah, good like flying.
Da Vinci couldn't figure that shit out.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was just making bullshit.
You're a damn dragon.
Fuck.
He did you make a circle with wings and thought it would fly.
This was grunk.
Yeah.
Who were those two fuck the peace, bro?
Who were those two guys, Lewis and Clark?
No, I imagine Grunk and Camden.
Every time I do anything.
You're talking about the Wright brothers, bro.
The Wright brothers.
They're the ones who figured out how to...
They were wrong.
Lewis and Clark?
The Wright brothers.
Are those not the right brothers?
Am I tripping?
No.
Lewis, Clark.
No.
You know planes were only invented like 100 years ago?
Yeah, bro.
We went to space like...
They figured that shit out.
And they figured that...
They're like, you know what?
This can just go in the air.
I'm like,
what a Lewis and Clark do?
I forget.
Oh,
wait,
didn't they like fuck up?
They explored the Louisiana purchase.
Right,
they did.
In the Western.
How did I fuck that up so bad?
The Wright brothers.
There you go.
Okay.
Yeah.
What the hell are we all talking about?
I don't even know right now.
It was,
sorry,
we just went on a huge tangent.
The parties that we went to.
Guys,
I figured out I'm,
I'm not really a party guy,
or at least a club guy like that.
Really?
Yeah
Walking around with my drink in my hand
Listening to this music
That's really loud
The music well
Oh my God
Speaking of I wrote it on my phone
I actually wrote it on my phone
Because of how loud it was
I do I do
I will say though
It is an experience
And I did enjoy it
Now I think it's one of those experiences
In my opinion
That I can get tired
So I'm pretty damn quick
Oh yeah
So I said club music
It's louder than it should be
Definitely the alcohol
can make the music sound better, but holy shit, it is loud and annoying.
Yeah.
Why did I say this?
I said no one, no one notices the swag IRL, just the face.
Only remember the face.
What does that mean?
That had to have been important.
Only remember the face.
Whatever you do.
What the fuck does that mean?
Don't forget the face.
That was probably like a godsend quote you came up with or heard that he had to write down so you never ever forget it.
I think it was just like a notes.
myself.
No one remembers the swag.
Only remember the face.
All right.
Well, y'all,
because y'all went.
Oh, no.
Go ahead.
No, it's okay.
The drunk recorded video of me
in the club in San Diego.
It was so funny.
And I was just like out of it.
I was zoned out.
Yeah.
There was like loud music just blaring my ears.
I was just staring.
You're just staring at you like check your phone.
Yeah, I didn't have a smile on my face.
I was just like sitting there.
It's like that's kind of what the vibe was for the club.
That was the vibe in that place.
Like I just cannot get.
I mean, I was like when we went down to the, to the floor level.
Yeah, I did get it turned for a second, bro.
I was jumping around crazy style.
Dude.
Dude, that is your fourth burp of the podcast.
You're out, like, you can't do it again.
You're done.
I'm gassy, y'all.
Oh, peacemaker.
That's my peace with the world.
I'm gassy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The club.
What music were they playing your guests?
They're like a lot of doves.
Is it?
Yeah.
Scriolics, dude.
There's a really
Dagger.
Is Loki like
corny dubstep?
No.
Like really corn?
Like what?
Yeah.
Like name a track.
Here,
I'll play the sound of the video
that I took a theater.
Fuck.
That was the shit playing on the place.
I only want to.
Bored as hell.
I was shit.
Dude,
I did not care.
It was so funny.
I laughed.
I laughed.
I'm so hard.
Dude, that,
that song sounded.
like a fucking Larry Beapox.
It did.
Look at all these
like boiler room.
Why can't we have a boiler room level?
Dude,
we're in San Diego, bro.
We're in like,
you got to put the context.
You got to put the image with the context.
Okay.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it.
It was like my first ever club.
So I was like,
okay,
I like it.
I guess the music was a little loud,
but still,
that was great.
The only thing I would ask for
next time is like maybe
there was like giant walking robot serving drinks.
I'll be ready.
Yeah.
That would make it really fucking dope.
That would be cool.
Because that,
like if I saw pigs in a blanket,
I'd be set.
Oh,
bro.
Oh,
yeah,
you know what,
I'll party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything is expensive there.
Like,
it's really expensive.
Yeah.
Dude,
yeah,
there's somebody giving us
like free past,
uh,
tickets,
tickets and we can get drinks.
Um,
and I got,
give me a few.
Holy crap.
I got freaking drunk,
you guys.
And the next day happened,
which is a meet and greet.
Oh.
That was,
that was great.
your hangover, me,
and Grie was fucking awesome.
I remember, dude, you said it was like
the first club experience you had, it would have been mine.
Except I got to the fucking door,
and all of my
thoughts in my head were like, you're huge.
Isaac, if you...
If you...
Isaac, if you waited, like, one more second,
we would have been there.
Yeah, y'all were walking in as I left.
You would have been in.
I just was, like, really upset.
I felt humongo.
Humongue.
Because I usually eat so much.
I'll have so much food.
I'm on top of my shit at home,
but I can't do that when I'm
I'm traveling.
And then on top of, like, drinking for the first time in, like, months at dinner,
I was like, there's only going to be alcohol in there and loud music.
Do I really want that?
So I just left.
That's fair enough.
Yeah.
That would have been my first club experience.
Well, hey, you know what I say?
Keep the peace.
You only live once.
Yeah, that's what you say, peacekeeper.
That's right.
Keep the peace.
Keep the peace.
Keep the peace.
Keep the peace.
Well, that's about it, guys.
It's all of San Diego.
Hey.
Hey, I mean, that's pretty much was all the same.
Whoa.
You guys.
No, what else?
Besides the parties, there was a lot.
I got this really cool.
Yeah, I got this thing from the meeting greet.
Let me grab it.
It pulls out like a fucking plushy with an air tag in it.
It's got us little conveying that keeps beeping.
There's a red light that keeps beeping.
It's actually my like funny club sona, bro.
Whoa.
Like, ain't that the sweetest thing you ever saw?
Ain't that the thing?
Ain't that the thing.
Like, that's so pretty cute.
Wait.
I got one.
You all got one.
Mine's still in the box.
It's fire, dude.
Yeah, Larry, you got one too.
What?
I've never seen it.
It was in bubble wrap.
This really sweet.
Yeah, it was bubble wrapped.
It was like, here.
And it's so funny to joke like, you know, like we all take a homeless sculpture with the
air tag in it.
And it's like, that's hilarious.
to think about.
It would be really
and true.
I wouldn't even be,
I'd have to give it up.
Be like,
yeah,
wow,
you got me.
Yeah,
honestly.
This is where we live.
Oh,
we got air tagged.
Location.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
you guys got me.
Yeah,
because I got like,
and honestly,
like,
you wouldn't even notice.
I wouldn't even notice.
I was going to say.
Because I think,
I kept getting the notification of like,
yeah.
Grant was like,
why does my phone keep
saying that there's an air tag nearby.
That's just, dude, it sent shivers down my spine.
I was like, you're fucking kidding what?
No, dude, it was.
I had an air tag in my bag and also in my wallet.
So that could have been it.
I got my keys, my wallet, my bag, my backpack, I mean.
And my luggage.
Forgetful Frank.
The fuck.
No, it's just like in case any of those fucking walk away for me.
Oh, yeah.
We would hate that.
If it walked away.
Dude, yeah, if my suitcase walked away,
game over.
Game,
Way.
Your cook.
I look my drink.
Make this a gift.
Give us a home.
Gift this.
No,
don't do that.
Don't do that.
No,
but then later that night,
Grunk and Tanner,
we went to Little Italy.
We went to Little Italy.
Later that same night.
That was that same night?
The club night?
No, no, no, no, no.
Me and agree, bro.
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, peace.
But yeah, later then,
we went to Little Italy
and that was fucking awesome.
Eat that pizza.
And ate that pizza.
Eat that Mr.
Motto.
I liked it.
Mr. Moto.
Yeah,
Mr. Moto.
You'll talk about that
because I wasn't there.
Yeah.
And then Grunk was pretending
to be like a hyper fixating fan.
Yeah.
I've been following Larry's career.
You were like sneaking your way
into becoming my manager
over time.
Mm-hmm.
You slowly snuck in words.
But yeah, no,
that whole part is also
really, really funny.
I got to look at that as well.
And then after that,
you did a handstand
after you ate pizza, you did a hands in for that dancer.
And then you found a stage and you acted like a comedian on top of the stage.
That was a good night.
And then later that night, we did the reversal, we did the reversal, and then we went home.
The reversal?
All it took was one margarita and grunks like doing it all.
I didn't.
I was sober.
I was completely sober.
I had pizza.
One slice of pizza.
And then you know, the camera comes out.
I'll do fucking anything, bro.
I turned into a fucking maniac.
One slice of...
But yeah, that was pretty...
That took a lot of courage for me to do
because it was like, the spotlight really was on me
because one, I had a camera on me
and two, a handstand in front of the live performer
and it's like...
You did a great handstand.
I saw it.
You did good.
That was honestly one of my best handstands ever
and I hope you guys get to see it in years.
Hey, kid, you did good.
You did good.
The peacekeeper thinks you did great.
You did good.
Remember you tried doing a handstand
like in the gamer subs booth
with average hairy.
and so many people
that was a bad idea
you're gonna kick down
all these walls
I don't know why
you're gonna hairy click
it's when you're a hairy click
and like
whenever just like
I did the same thing
and whenever I got home
I got pizza with my friends
and you know the challenge
I was showing you guys
with the crazy positions
or poses
I was trying to do that
but like in the pizza place
in my arm just like gave out
and I just fell on the floor
like straight up
and it's like I need to learn
when they're chill
You know, I need to learn when to just, like, dial it back of it.
You'd be playing too much.
I do.
I do be playing too much.
Way too much.
Okay.
So then after those two days, we had the third day.
I don't even remember.
The eventful third day.
Ew.
And on the third day, we had.
That was the everything day.
Yeah, that was the everything day.
That was the part where we went to Artis Alley and we walked around there.
And then we went to the zoo and walked around there.
And then we went.
went to, we got dinner
after that. We got that little Italian.
The Mona Lisa. We got the Mona Lisa.
I loved that. That was what I favorite.
It only took, you know,
it took 40 minutes
to take out of the appetizes.
And there's like no one there. That was crazy.
But when the food came out,
Nick was about a fucking charge
the kitchen, bro. He was so excited.
He was getting so hungry. Yeah.
He was like, he was like, if it doesn't come out in two minutes,
I'm walking out.
Dude, do you all harbor the guilt?
times. Do you all harbor the guilt
when you're like irresponsible for low-key
picking the squad, the squad choice
of eats? And you pick
and it's like not at all
going up like well.
That's like when you pick a game
and you're like guys you're gonna love it.
And it's like everyone hates it and like
do I feel bad for this? But that's not how I felt
because I had a glass of wine or two
and that was like I was right
you know. You were, you got right.
Oh my gosh. I felt super guilty.
Nick was mad.
What happened your elbow?
It's just purple.
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, because we had to fucking scared me for a second.
We were on a time crunch.
That was the.
We were.
That's what was.
Maybe that's what it was.
Because,
oh yeah,
you guys were waiting for the haunted,
like,
trail.
Yeah.
Yeah,
yeah,
we're waiting for the haunted trail.
At Balboa Park.
And it was like,
I think when we finished dinner,
the thing started.
But we had those passes where we had like a,
like an hour window to get in.
So we were,
like, low-key okay.
Dude.
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
We like, we like watched,
we watched like a group of three people
get like kicked out.
Dude, yeah, that was the scary part for me.
That was like the scariest part.
You three, you three out now.
Not even like that, bro.
It was like, hey, you three out.
No, we saw you.
No, God.
You're doing.
What do we do?
What do we do?
And the guys in front of us, dude,
there was like one dude in front of us who was like
it was those three
and then his friends were like don't say anything stop
you're bringing attention to what do they do
I don't I even know oh yeah
spoke underneath their breath
or they spoke out loud and called
one of the workers like a bitch
and they were just saying they didn't how did you figure
that out because I was trying to hear
them and they were saying that they were like
we know what you said or something like I don't remember
but I know they said something to the first
the very first lady at the start
which she was scared
was there. She was scary. Yeah, she was there.
She was the one who kicked him out.
The first lady that one that we...
What the hell is she doing there?
In the waiting box?
Okay, I was trying to make like a president joke.
I'm smiling at you right now.
Because I know you're trying to do.
Ha.
What the hell is she doing there?
I'm trying to remember who the first lady was.
Is it Ivanka?
Ivanka Trump?
I don't even know.
Yeah.
What the hell is Ivanka doing at this house?
She was at the haunted house
and she said me
Hey go
All right
That's two gifts
Y'all get on
Yeah no
No no no
Dude I'm trying to scratch my head
I forget it's all chrome
It's so inch
He can't
I want to super glue that to your head
Oh
Fuck
Help me
Okay
The house was fun
That was scary
That was pretty fun
And that was
Tayman missed out getting chased by chainsaws.
I know.
I was sorry.
I was sick and tired.
I was sick and tired.
I had boogers coming out of my nose.
Ew.
I was swallowing all my flam.
I was just like,
ew,
p.
you.
And then I ate that pasta from that restaurant
and that put me out.
Dude,
did anyone eat my chicken parm leftovers?
Because I totally forgot about it.
No,
brought it back on the plane.
We checked it in.
Yeah.
It's in our fridge.
Are you sitting it?
Is it coming my way?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're sitting it back.
No, we're gonna save it for you.
You can come over whenever and get it back.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, I actually look forward to that.
It's in the fridge.
That was cute.
Oh, how was that awesome?
That was so sweet.
And then, yeah, and then grow up.
Dude, all right.
Look at this pick.
I flicked of layer.
I snagged it, bro.
He looks fire.
Yeah.
He's like edited in.
I had to pee so bad.
It looked like a fucking meds warehouse ad.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
He had to pee?
Dude, why is my leg and body portion one-one?
It really is.
That is insane.
You are one-one.
You're a one.
You know why?
Because you're one of one.
Yeah.
He just kept the peace.
Just keeping the piece.
I have so many pictures like that of his little monkey hat too.
I love this hat, dude.
Come on.
A monkey head, dude.
The San Diego Zoo.
Do we talk about like the lady?
I don't.
Yeah.
We didn't talk about.
We did.
We did.
Yeah.
Well, if me.
What worker.
Remember that at the very start
We were looking at a squirrel
And then
Oh, we got blessed.
Hey, yeah, we got blessed
And we got free passes
Into the thing
And we got out of recording
I will say by the way
The vlog is gonna have
We're gonna have to have a voiceover
Me and Nick looked at it
And we were like damn
This is kind of an incohesive as fuck
Because we low key just
Record it in and out
No context
And there was just a lot of like
What is happening?
Like an hour?
and a half a B roll from what I remember.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So now,
um, Mois can take the role of voiceovering or we can go to fiber and we can look for
an like old wise voice.
Nah. Nah. That got to be a one time thing. They're so expensive.
Are they really? Yeah. I'm talking like a hundred words is like a hundred bucks.
What the hell? Yeah. What kind of rate is that?
Well, when you're going for Arthur Morgan or, uh, Morgan Freeman,
I can understand.
Bro.
Well, you don't have to go for those.
A dollar a word?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I just made a dollar.
Hoop, that's six dollars.
Who?
That's more dollars.
Dude.
Them's the guys that'd be like, I can, I can be any impression.
Just say a character and I'll be the impression.
I tried that once.
They fucking lied, bro.
I already reported them.
I was like, you did not sound like God.
Who do they think?
Hey, I'm Cleveland.
And Peter
And I'm Peter
To you
And Peter Griffin
And Peter Griffin
He's like
I'm the same voice for like every
I'm a dog
I'm well
I'm Patrick
I'm Marge
I'm Marge Simpson
I'm bar
Eat my shorts
Eat my shorts
Believe it
I'm Naruto
I'm Naruto believe it
I'm Naruto
I'm going to be the next
Okagi I'm Naruto
I'm Mucky D.
Muckie D.
Luffy
Dude you're on
Start your gig already.
Thank you guys.
I'm more impressed how you can just pull out these characters.
I'm trying to think of like the first one called syllable that he does.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm really.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
No, I can't do it.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
What else that San Diego happened?
Well, aside from those.
Fuck, I remember why we tried to get this.
Yeah, we were trying to record.
this like super fast after we got home and I remember why
because then we drove home
oh yeah
and then it was just like already like a memory
yeah
like that she was dead
that was like two weeks ago now
dude I was watching the Mario movie on my flight home
and that movie's like beautiful
it's really like the most pretty
animation it made Larry cry at the end I remember
yeah Larry said that he cried
to I won't air that
Larry did cry on a Mario movie I have a picture of it
I was in the theater
I think a little picture of you crying.
It's on my little box.
I link the photo.
Isaac,
after the end of Mario movie,
I look over to Larry
and he is sobbing.
I pray.
His eyes are red.
There's tears coming out.
I cried because I was...
He smoked.
Let me find it.
I was horrifically high.
I didn't finish the movie.
I only got like 30 minutes in.
Nothing like that happened.
Like nothing important or prominent
to cause anyone to ever shed a tear.
It wasn't crying out of like,
oh my God,
this is beautiful and amazing.
It was crying because my sense of reality in time was so skewed that the movie felt like it was like sped up at the very end.
So it was like, oh my God, you're like, this is Mario.
And then it was like, and then it ends.
And then I'm like, wow, it was just too much for you.
Wow.
You got overstimulated so bad.
Yeah, no, the ending was so much, dude.
In my head, tears.
I still recall it.
My mouth was a gape the entire time.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Because I was like, what is happening?
By the time the Jack Black song came out,
I was just, I was like already dumb.
I was just dumb about it.
For me, it was the moment when take on me started playing
as they were like riding through Donkey Kong on it.
I was like, what God's name?
They did that.
They did, bro.
I'll be damned.
They did.
Oh, shit.
Air.
I honestly think that's all that happened in San Diego.
No, that is.
Because a lot of the other times,
if it wasn't at the Airbnb,
it was fucking getting Breckley.
And then that was like the
I took everyone to a burrito
place and it was just like on the sidewalk
So yeah
Like it was nothing so I would have been down
Me too it would have been really fucking good too
Honestly I would I was not down and the reason why
Was because I was like all right we're about to be like out all day and I'm about to have a Mexican
breakfast burrito I'm gonna shit everywhere I guess gonna just come out
Quitter talk I know I'm saying I know I know I know
Yeah, there was not much else to it
Wait, what about that video we recorded?
Did you guys talk about that?
With the swagger?
Oh, did we talk about that?
I don't think we did.
I think we went over briefly,
but we never went fall into death because...
Yeah, it's like his video.
You were there.
We wanted to save it, I think.
Oh, yeah.
But that was a good call.
Holy shit.
See?
Yeah.
We just, like, for more.
Well, I think, to be fair,
I think that's the only other thing that happened.
Yeah.
you know that I can think of
It was
Yeah that was another
That was a holy crap
I don't know
If anyone's ever seen the first one
There was a video we recorded
I think a year or two ago
With Swagger
And it was like trying out
That was only last year
That's crazy
Yeah I had that short-ass hair
Oh yeah
It was one year ago
And we did
It was all guessing
I feel a burp
Someone take over
I don't remember that
I'm here back
I'm here back
I'm there
I wasn't either
I remember
we went
to Swagger's Airbnb
and then we ended up
cooking like
you're cooked
a bunch of just like weird
foods
I remember any of the dishes
it was a bunch of
Larry does
because he pooped five times
yeah that was cool
I'm talking about
for this video
or the last year's video
what happened last year
what were the foods
Because this year was so much worse.
There was a lot.
There's a lot of...
This year was better.
We made gamer subs.
No, it was like...
Okay, it was worse by like one food, but not like worse entirely.
I feel like the last one was like...
Because the last one was like steak, wine.
There was...
Oh, that's right.
Steak.
Uh, fuck, what was...
Jello.
Jello...
Yo.
You know, like Jello?
Sounds good.
Dude, Jello with like the...
No, I like Jello.
But when they mixed it with GamerSub, it was like...
Like it's more like feet
I remember
It did smell like feet
Yeah I remember that the smell was horrible
Because they put way too much
They admit it they're like yeah we put way
We just dumped the whole like packet and like with and like a little bit of water and that was it
Like they were supposed to do like an even proportion or whatever
But yeah it smelled like fucking feet and then
Gamer subs it was like
So when you mix things with Gamer subs there's like a spike in this like sweet
sort of it's like
spike of flavor that shoots right through
any food. So you get this like
you put in your mouth like let's say the jello
right you put in your mouth you first you get hit
with like stinky feet you're like
and then you get hit with this like weird
like it's meant to
be sweet. Cranberry, cranberry
cranberry cranberry cranberry cream berries and that's
like and then the worst in my opinion
the fucking steak and wine was so
gross. The steak was
good and I ate all the foods it was not a problem
this year was a problem. This year
was really bad. This year was not a problem.
This year was horrible.
Except for the last one.
The last one was actually really gross.
No, it was bad.
Last year?
No, the last one.
The last year.
Oh my God.
Wait, fuck.
Is that like airing?
Oh, shit.
Can we even?
I don't know.
I'm not airing it out.
Damn.
Yo, guys, watch a video.
The last food is fucking gross as shit.
Watch all the way through.
Yeah.
Watch all the way through.
I really want to talk about it.
Me and Larry were just puking.
You just got to watch it.
I had to literally excuse myself.
Larry has a really funny video.
Because Larry kept on,
like he kept on gagging.
And they got to a point where they were like,
wait,
Larry,
wait,
look, keep eating.
Wait,
this one,
Larry here.
There's like,
have this.
Here.
You look pretty sick.
Try this.
And then whenever Larry gags,
I'm like not close,
like far behind.
Like,
I'm also going to start gagging.
Yeah,
I'm like sympathetic.
If I see here,
here,
puke,
I'm like,
I get nauseated.
Really?
Yes,
bro.
Stop.
No,
one way it's real.
Oh. No, that's pretty real.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Aside from that trip overall.
I think it feels more like a breeze because when you're looking back at it, it's like, you know.
It really does.
It's weird because it like a loki feels like nothing happened really, which is strange.
But so much everything happened.
Every single moment of the day there were things happening.
Yeah.
It was by far in the moment, it felt like one of the busiest periods ever.
but looking back at it
it feels like it was just
zip
and that was it
zip
dude whenever I got back
like on the
over the entire trip
I didn't look at any of my school stuff
at all
and whenever I got back
it was like I was like
suspended in outer space
with no
point to grab onto
it was crazy
I was like
where am I
where am I
you know it is
how many decided
did you have to like
like start or finish or
what happens?
I don't think it was much.
It was just like the initial of like,
damn,
I have no reference point.
Like,
I have no schedule in mind
for the week to come.
And I have no schedule in mind
for the,
like,
what happened four days before.
So it was like,
it was like,
I had no reference point
of what I needed to do.
So it was just like,
holy cow,
this is a crazy feeling.
Oh my God,
you guys.
I got it done.
What is it?
Revelation 7-2, Larry.
I remembered what I did this week.
That was I wanted to talk about
really fucking bad.
I wanted to talk about,
I wanted to talk about,
I want to talk about the chainsawman movie, you guys.
Dude, I want to see it.
I want to see it.
You can't talk about it too much.
So, don't, don't spoil.
I'm going to spoil everything.
Yeah, spoil it all right.
Me and my friends are going to rewatch, like, the,
their first season.
They were going to get to the movie.
I tried.
I got bored of episode two again.
Like, how the fuck you just in the car right now?
You got a problem.
You got a main problem.
Are you serious?
What it is?
Huh?
You get your dopamine fucked.
No.
Yeah, you also said that about full metal alchemist,
which is actually a very insane anime.
He hates.
He hates it.
He's like, I tried episode one, hated it, couldn't do it.
Episode one?
Listen, yeah, I hate it on the sixth try of the three episode rule.
Yeah, it's because you watch the same three episodes every time.
I know, I don't want to go past that because I don't remember.
It's like a year apart every time.
The second episode's really so good.
You don't even know.
Oh, my God.
Isn't it when they're like in the alley and something stupid happens?
No, you don't know.
Just skip to the second episode and watch it from there on it.
You just make me want to punch you in the face.
Oh, fuck.
Whoa.
Speak your truth about change.
Anyways.
I'm getting serious.
So after the last podcast was recorded, me and Tanner went to the movie theater immediately after.
And we drove up.
He was cutting through traffic.
He was cutting it up.
He was cutting cheese.
He was cutting everything up.
He cut up a fucking bus, dude.
The kids flew out.
Yeah.
I was like, get the fuck out of my way, bus.
And I just, my eye.
That's horrible.
I was like, we're making this movie later.
Yeah.
No, because yeah, we were like low-key right on its ass.
And when we got to the movie theater, as soon as we walked into the theater,
It's like the first.
So like the intro was like this like move.
It was like a,
I guess it was like a music video thing.
I don't really know.
Like before the movie or yeah,
before the movie actually started.
It was like an animated movie and,
or animated music,
uh,
movie.
M.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that was cool.
Um,
but yeah,
that movie was superb.
I like to always see the adaptation from like,
you know,
you have manga skills.
to the individuals and then it's just like
fuck dude there's so many good in
between one punchman
took that to a new level
oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah
oh yes
it's no thing that happened to San Diego
that we'll get to after the minute
yeah
I gotta tell you this grunk
that chainsaw man movie is so good
everybody in the theater
like after a scene happened
just pure silence
everybody was just glugged in the screen
like yeah not even word
it was like an hour in
And like there was a scene where it was super loud
because there's like fighting going on
and then it kind of clears out for a sec.
So it's like, it's like dead silent.
And you can hear like the fucking,
you can hear the silence.
And nobody moved in like not even like a
like a scruffle of the shirt.
Not even like a peep from a church mouse.
Not even.
Wow.
And I kept looking at Larry.
I was like packed theater too.
Yeah.
Was it packed?
No, okay.
I posted a photo.
It didn't look packed.
But there's a lot of people.
There was a lot of people.
Yeah.
You got to remember.
it's an anime movie.
A lot of people are
like into that.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
There's a lot of people in that theater.
There's a lot of people in that theater.
Well, imagine Marvel Avengers.
Oh!
But yeah,
that movie was awesome.
Unlike fucking
One Punch Man season three, dude.
Fuck that.
That was hilarious.
That would be like,
dude.
When we watched the first episode
and when it did,
was like, what?
No.
No.
That can't be it.
I was like,
that cannot be it.
What?
Dude.
Dude.
It was the worst ever.
We get the second episode to try and we're like, oh my, it's the same thing.
I was like,
dude,
apparently we missed one of the funniest fucking scenes ever in episode two.
But,
but before that,
I was really explaining it.
We're in San Diego and Tanner and I had stayed home from,
I think, a party that Nick had gone to,
maybe drunk to.
Larry was asleep
and uh
I was there
I watched it with you guys
yeah what do we do
we turned it on
we turned on no this was like
yeah before or something
was there you hold on hold on hold on
it was a night before
Tanner and I were like
ooh like this be naughty
hold on hold on hold on
we watched the first five seconds
of this of the intro
and by God it looked
and it gave me chills
looks to see bro
looks to see the first five seconds
turn it on right now
if you have Hulu
turn it all
you'll see what I'm talking about.
I don't even know.
This shit was set up for greatness.
Maybe I'm the devil, but like, I didn't even think the intro was that crazy.
Yeah, that shit, no, just the first four seconds.
It was like, it was all right.
Dude, it was like, yeah, I was like, like a fucking laser being coming out of a fist, dude.
That shit was like epic.
And then I paused it. I was like, oh my God.
Yeah, we're like, we can't do this.
And then, unfortunately, we did do it with everyone.
And let's just say that shit was so fucking.
It made me actually like upset.
I've never been so disappointed.
Yeah.
my entire life. Yeah, I was waiting
for like anything to happen. Like,
there was such little
animation that I like, I couldn't
believe it. I generally couldn't believe it.
Like, Gore was just like sliding down the stairs.
It was like, yeah. That was
that, oh my God,
that was in the episode two and it was
so bad. Dude, that shit blew the fuck up. I saw that
shit on Reddit. And like
everyone was dicking on it. And someone
even animated it like where it looked
like, you know, how it's supposed to look.
all on their lonesome with like a free app
and it was like, all right, cool.
Wow.
So they can do.
Hold up.
Because, dude,
you want to hear some fucking nannas?
Yeah,
what?
All right.
You know,
season two?
Like,
it was different,
but it wasn't the worst ever.
It was the same studio.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I'm like,
I'm looking at people critique this show and they're like,
oh,
it's not,
it's not the studio's fault.
It's these guys's fault because they chose a studio.
Like,
no, bro,
it's the studio's fault.
Like,
I don't care about,
well,
I saw that there was a different director.
It might have been that.
They changed that up.
He deactivated his whole egg.
Because dude, there was, he was gone.
Yeah, he got, like, bullied into leaving.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, don't fucking upload dog shit.
Now, dead-ass.
I've seen fan animations.
Dead-ass so much better than that.
That's not even, like, an understanding of this point either because I was like,
oh, sure, this is going to get topped.
But it's not getting topped.
That studio can't out animate the shit that came out in the time waiting for it to drop.
Yeah.
Oh.
It was something.
It was something.
Yeah.
I figured out,
I learned that there was like three different directors per season.
So there's like one season was,
every season had a different director essentially.
Really?
Why?
Yeah.
Dude,
who honestly knows.
It could always be like reasons with someone doesn't want to do anymore.
Season one did too good.
We need to fire this fucking guy.
Are we stupid, bro?
I think it's because the first season was like more of a passion project than it was.
And then they were like,
We got to continue now.
You didn't mention that.
Like,
we got a poopsie.
Oh, crap.
And then the,
the ones who animated that first season
moved on to other projects.
So I was like, oh, crap.
We can't work with them now.
What if we gather the Avengers?
Like all of the,
all of the people who worked on the first season.
Why is nobody thinking like that?
It's like finding them.
What movie did that?
Was it Fast and Furious or was it actually Avengers
who like went and found the people
after they like returned to their normal ones?
It was both,
bro.
It was both.
It was both of those movies.
Hey, we need you.
Yep.
No, I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Kids now.
I'm not going to do it.
This time, it's Stano's.
All right, I'm doing the job.
Jason Statham.
Jason Statham.
What's the job?
All right, I'm in for the job.
No, you're not going to get me on the job.
Guys, it's really hot in this.
What's the job?
The job.
The job.
The job.
What's the job?
It's the job.
It's like all the things we could talk about ever.
now what?
What's the scariest thing?
We haven't.
It's 42 minutes in.
We haven't even talked about the grand game.
No, because we wanted to talk it with Nick, which unfortunately is not here.
Podcasts in a row.
Is that even worth?
I mean, we could talk about it.
Fuck it.
Throw it all in.
Grunk, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'll be a diligent listener.
You'll like it.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Where do we leave off?
We had left off.
I believe it was.
After L.A.
After $150 and snacks.
Yeah.
There was $150.
Wow.
And that was really fucking sweet.
And then...
You won't believe it.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
We spent $150 on snacks.
And I didn't even know.
That's insane.
Sandwiches and Funnions.
The hotel.
The hotel got just...
Beverly Hills Hotel.
What?
That's all you got?
I got three bags of funnions.
Okay.
Three sandwiches.
And they're like the tiny sanders.
They're like, they're not even that big.
Yeah.
Yeah.
yeah two protein drinks
two dimeout twos
and two rice crispy treats
150 bucks
which actually
he should have been like 60 or 50
or 50 yeah
it was 150
was it after you paid you realized
no like he didn't even
he just wrote all the stuff I got on a piece of paper he's like
all right you're all good I'll charge it and I was like okay he didn't even
show me a price or anything
bro then I got stuck in an elevator because I didn't know
how to work it's
That whole night
It was just a shoo rich
That was a debacle
That was just a crazy night
Oh yeah, yeah
There was a lot of money spent that night
On top of the snacks
And then
In the next morning
We got three assai bowls
And they're a hundred dollars also
Oh my God
Oh my God
LA sucks
That's all I got to know
So I said that the assaibles
Are yeah
They were like
I live in LA
And that sounds
Way expensive than it normally is
You want me to air their location
brother?
Well
what was it called?
I don't even know.
It was a franchise.
It was on Melrose.
Y'all get to work.
Yeah.
$30 for rented fruit and granola.
Yeah, no thanks.
Yeah, there was no extra toppings.
It was actually $100.
But after L.A.,
we went to where?
It was Las Vegas.
It's a fucking Las Vegas.
No, it was Grand Canyon.
Wait, no, it was Vegas.
Yeah, it was Vegas.
So keep his most random part.
This busy-ass trip that we all had
when we went to San Diego, we finished and then immediately went to Los Angeles,
and then went to San Diego, not San Diego, Vegas.
In Vegas, what the hell did we get up to?
I think we did the same thing we did in L.A., but it wasn't 150 bucks.
Yeah.
It was actually pretty chill.
We actually, oh, we doored-assed food and there's a whole fucking montage.
There's a video of me beatboxing in my boxer briefs with a tank top on and
glasses indoors in
fucking Vegas.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Oh my gosh.
That was a crazy video.
That video was like
that just made me feel weird.
Like,
good morning.
With that song you were saying,
it was like,
what is happening?
It was so weird.
Oh,
you invented that song.
It was so strange.
It was
like all the food you could eat.
It was,
it was great.
It was a great night.
But it was just really funny because we were in Los Angeles the night before.
And then we were in Vegas.
Staying at the Rio in Vegas.
We didn't do anything.
We just slept there and left.
I thought you guys gambled.
I thought y'all played some shit.
Oh, my God.
I got to tell you about that.
Nick gambled one blackjack hand.
I did one blackjack with Nick before going outside and get into DoorDash.
What I thought Nick was doing was he was going to go to bed.
Okay.
That was not the case.
he actually
He had $100 to burn
He had a hundred more dollars on top of that
And then 200 more dollars on top of that
And then 50 more dollars
And my lord
He did not
He did not come back with the trillion
So yeah
Do you lose it all?
Yeah
Oh okay
That's cool
I don't know
I didn't even know that he was still down there
I don't know how fast it took him
And I really wish he was here to explain by himself
Yes bro
He was down there all night
by himself at this one. Oh my god.
Wow. You left him a rod.
That vision sounds so sad.
I wasn't like that. I'm sure it was like a
20 minute thing, but it's just
funny. Think about it.
Help.
Help. Help.
Let me see a rhino virus. Rino.
Rino. Dude, everybody got the rhinovirus from Twitchcon.
I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
Yeah, what the fuck is a rhinovirus? What is that?
It's like a common cold. It gets into your lungs.
It's like a big rhinovacteria.
That much is true.
There's a rhinovirus.
It actually makes you sick for literally a month
because I've still had like flam come out of my throat
Dude, I'm still blowing my nose and I saw like a weird raspy voice
Yeah, I don't know what's that immune up the fuck
Dude, dude, I took up my immunity is all the deal
Yeah, you did I ate the gummies with Isaac from see
What happened? Look at you now and look at you now
It had to open a road trip thing I think you got it to tap out early yeah yeah I did
I got an early early you lucky guy
A boy of Vegas
going back.
Vegas after Vegas, what happened?
We went, oh, we had to go, like, you know, home back to Austin.
So we had to drive.
But on the way, we took a one-hour detour and went to the fucking Grand Canyon.
It went through Arizona Flagstaff down to the Grand Canyon.
And it's beautiful.
Fucking fire, because it was like desert.
It was really random, too.
It was desert.
It was desert.
And it was like a bunch of tall trees and they're like, okay, we're in the forest now for some reason.
And then it's like, we go there, the Grand Canyon, it's a huge canyon, massive canyon, big canyon, unexpected canyon, right?
It's kind of surreal.
Massive Canyon, humongous canyon.
It's a little surreal to see it in person.
I will say, because I've never had much like of an interest to see the Grand Canyon.
Like if you looked all the way to the right, it was canyon.
And if you looked all the way to the left, it was the grand.
Grand Canyon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You had before and after,
and it was like a pretty damn,
uh,
and then Tanner was acting like the damn
owner.
I just came.
Only looked at it like lying over it.
Oh, which was also pretty cool.
Honestly.
Oh, wait.
It's cool.
During a day.
Yeah.
I think whenever we went to Vegas,
I flew over it and it was like,
whoa, that's just a bunch of disruption.
Me and I were talking about filling it in with asphalt,
making a parking line.
Yeah, we're going to put a Walmart somewhere in there.
Yeah.
We were thinking, oh, wait, no,
Tater had a really good idea.
He said,
Tater.
All right.
Tater had a really good idea.
Tater said we should get all the trash
in a whole wide world
and I'll dump it in the canyon
and then we'll pave over with the ass far.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
So we won't have to worry about trash ever again.
That's actually,
that's like an astronomical.
That is kind of smart.
The way that Tater thinks is smart,
but very dangerous.
The thing that Tater does,
it's really good.
Tater has such a positive outlook on life.
Tater.
Wait, before we move on, I do want to say, though, that, oh, I think I already mentioned that, that, that, uh, after we left Las Vegas, we stopped out of gas station and then I hit my first fucking fucking fucking, excuse my brother.
Can we die it down, please?
Yeah, I'm so sorry, you guys.
I flip and flipped it.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I have to be like, oh, okay.
I flipped it.
I got 50 out of a 15.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was a buffalo too.
That's kind of crazy.
Thank you.
It was,
I'm not kidding,
two spins.
Two spins.
He got the free ones.
Yep.
And then I had like 15 free ones.
Dude,
that was so sweet.
If you go to gas stations outside of Vegas,
they'll have a slot machine.
And those are the winners.
Those are the ones.
Yeah.
Those ones are primed.
Yeah.
They've seen Larry before.
They're cranked.
Yeah.
They've seen Larry as an underage guy who couldn't gamble in the casino before.
Yeah.
So he went back into that casino.
be like, oh, well, this guy's been here before.
They gave me a petty win.
It was like, oh.
No, no, no.
The gas station didn't know.
It didn't have the facial recognition.
Oh, oh.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, you're right.
They heard your grandpa voice.
I don't, I don't want to gamble after that.
I want to keep the record perfect.
No.
And like, good.
Oh, you will.
I want to know.
No.
No, no, I won't.
No.
Just one more time.
Nope.
Nope.
That's how you found some trap.
It is how.
The house always wins.
House always wins.
Is what they say.
I should have taken my money off of that
Whatever
Because I got up to like
$220 bucks for my $100 with Willie
I kept on stealing
It sounds like a good night
It wasn't great now until I lost it all in two hands with him
He was like
Let me show you the Willie Way
And he grabbed my hand
He was like all in
He led you
He was like double down
For my friend too
I was like okay
In the end
That's what happened
It's all gone
Yeah
Yeah after Vegas
Yeah after Vegas
Yeah after Vegas
and then after the Grand Canyon
because the Grand Canyon
was cool
was a little pit stop
but it was just like
you know
all right we're up
one hour
and then go back down
and then straight to
Albuquerque
we went to Albuquerque
New Mexico
New Mexico
I will say
and I don't remember
if it was between
Vegas and Abakirky
I think it was between
Abakirky and Austin
but the fucking
the bathrooms
bro
holy hell the
bathrooms
Larry can't stand
truck your bathrooms
oh my God
bro
Oh, my God.
No, I think it's funny.
I love when big trucker belly's walking around.
There was one memorable experience.
So we were like, we stopped at this like trucker pit.
And it's like that one where it's like green and white.
I don't know what the.
Oh,
Ciclair.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we stopped there.
And there's no line.
I think it's Tanner using the bathroom.
And then like one other guy using it.
Tanner's already in there.
Dude, you're so fast, by the way.
Like what the?
I walk out of the car and then you're already in there taking a crap.
I mean business.
I'm walking as fast as fast as I can to the stall.
So I'm waiting.
Isaac's waiting with me.
I think Isaac's ahead of me.
And this guy comes in and he's like, man, I got to go so bad.
He doesn't ask for anything, right?
He doesn't ask for anything.
He's just kind of like, you know, he's like, you know, doing one of them.
No, he's giving his hints.
He arrives.
He goes, of course.
Because we're all waiting.
Yeah, that's true.
He's like, of course.
So I was like, I didn't have to like shit horribly.
But he was like, either did I.
I've been driving.
like nine hours and my collar's blue but my neck is red.
I was like, all right, you got it.
It's a poop so bad.
He was like, thank you, bro.
Thank you.
No, no.
It was so.
He was like,
he was like,
he kind of gave you like puppy.
He's like, really?
Yeah.
You did?
Really?
I'm sure.
No truckers.
No truckers.
No, truckers be doing it for other trucks.
No.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Wait a line.
No, yeah.
We told them we were like,
you can go ahead of us, dude.
And he's like,
really?
we're like,
yeah,
go ahead.
So then he goes ahead of us.
there's two stalls because one of them is like broken
so it's like Tanner in the middle
he goes to the very end
when it's like really long right
and by this point I'm like
dude this place smells bad
it just it looks bad
oh my god and I'm like
Isaac I'm just gonna go back it's not really
worth it for me I don't gotta use the bathroom that bad
anyways so as I'm leaving
I hear
like a fucking oh my God
Tanner you take it away from me
because you were right next to him
So I was right next to him, and it was actually really longer than that.
It was like, like, it kept going, and I was trying so hard not to laugh.
Yeah, I wanted to be like, quit showing off.
He would have laughed, dude.
I would have won the whole bathroom with it.
Dude, yeah, because there's a line of truckers behind us, and they would have all,
they would have all laughed.
Man, they would have loved that.
His picture's hung in there
Yeah, dude
And it smells so bad
Like my feet
It was such a small stall
My feet were sticking out
You can see my feet
It was just terrible
Yeah
That's small as hell
I have a video
I should post it on the TikTok
Because I went back to that
I went back to that stall
Because I had to like use the bathroom
Oh my God
Like dude
This was like this
It felt like somebody's shit
On my fucking lip
Like all I
smell was like
it was the worst fucking stink
luckily I was able to hold my breath
for a minute and a half like a thug and pee
yeah you came back and you were like I had to do
breathing techniques
I was doing like box breathing techniques
like hardly inhaling at all
but still somehow conscious and peeing
it was great guys yeah no it was awesome
gas station bathrooms to not attend you guys
grung surely you've been on like
you've been on road trips right
dude
yeah the fuck
Have you ever had a bad bathroom?
Dude.
You're right.
We were on a road trip together, like the same road trip.
Well, did we have, we run into a bathroom
when nearly that bad.
I mean, we had, Larry and I had that trucker bathroom story,
which was funny.
Some of them are pretty cleaned up and they have like a good smell to them.
That was, yeah.
But that story, okay, that story going is a little different because that wasn't like,
oh, this bathroom's dirty.
That was just like, this environment is really scaring us.
We were like two shrilled puppies.
Oh, yeah.
Talking about the one with the showers in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me think.
Yeah, I had a suit of armor for sale.
I was tempted.
Yeah.
I don't think I've had any, like, truly abhorrent.
Only in the dorms.
When I lived in the dorms, those were, those got really grim.
Like, you know, like, there are quite a few weekends where they're just vomit and, like, just on the floor.
And, like, or, like, all over the toilet.
Ew.
Which is really gross.
I hate when there's like stains on the toilet seat, man.
Yeah.
I'll just do a classic toilet paper on the seat and sit down.
You're smart.
And there's also one where you could tell that they just pulled down their pants
and instantly buckshot and it went everywhere.
Like they couldn't sit down in time.
He had the stays on the side of the bowl.
Bro, it was on like the wall behind it and like on the seat.
Like I think one third of their shit actually made it in the toilet.
And the rest is just kind of everywhere.
On the handle.
Oh, dude.
Some people just purposely pee all over the seat.
It's, it's grim.
The world is to learn.
I know,
I know sometimes it's bad.
I know it's coming out.
But it's like just a bit more.
If you do just a little bit more,
it's just aim down south.
Or just sit down.
That's what I'm saying.
No dead.
I sit down to pee nonstop.
It's the best decision I've made in life.
Dude, Canada and I, we just invested and we got a bidet.
Like a few days?
to go.
They're kind of freaking crazy.
I want to get one so bad.
Our water pressure is really crazy though,
so it hurts my butt.
Like it makes you feel so clean.
Really?
Yeah.
Why are you using paper
to wipe poop into your butt?
Yeah,
it's smeared all around.
Smear it all around.
Save a couple of trees.
Save a couple of trees.
You got a hairy butt.
You're just, fuck.
Yeah, you got to pull out.
You got any kind of hairs.
Yeah.
A lot of butt talking this episode, huh?
Yeah, I'll say.
I'll say.
You know why?
You know why badays aren't really normal
in America?
Why?
Because toilet paper is like a billion dollar industry.
Oh, dude, come on that fucking South Park episode, bro.
I agree with that, though.
I agree with that shit, though.
Okay.
South Park scientific evidence.
Dude, yeah, they were like,
they brought attention to that shit
where they were talking about how, like,
these companies were, you know,
they're going to kill him.
They were going to kill Randy
because Randy wanted to get that bidet.
Everybody to use a bidet.
It's kind of nuts, though.
I mean, I mean, I believe it.
I'll say that much.
I believe it.
believe what?
Usually I have a tin full head on,
but I believe you.
I have a tenfold helmet on.
Yeah.
Yeah,
tell me,
peacekeeper.
Come on.
I believe it.
No,
I saw it because.
Dang.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Dude,
all the freaking poop talk made the poop want to come out my butt.
Oh,
that's so.
You're serious.
I'm straight up.
Isaac Lee,
we're talking about poops and butts and bids and all.
I missed all that.
Yeah.
No one, like, called me.
You were using the bathroom.
What else you want to do?
I would have answered.
I was like, Isaac.
Yeah.
No, he did.
He did.
He did.
I would have been,
I should have heard that.
I'm sorry, guys.
Yeah.
Can I be like a Walmart?
I'm going to be like a Walmart.
Watch this guys.
You'll see.
Why do you want to be a Walmart?
Why?
Yeah, what?
You'll see.
Hold on.
Say what.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then to quickly wrap up
that story. Sorry if it's like, it's
just... Walmart.
Okay.
That's not Walmart.
That's a big thing.
What the hell is going on?
Um, second Halloween is over.
It's time for Christmas.
Merry Christmas group chat.
That's a big Christmas group chat podcast.
Sorry, this podcast is all over the fucking place.
Um,
it was,
we were talking about the bastions between Abakirky and Austin and the, you know,
all do.
We, uh,
we met a fan outside of our fucking hotel.
We did.
Shout out to you.
I don't know how...
We saw a band.
Dude.
We did.
They were opening up for Lowe.
That's crazy.
They were.
What's the band called?
I forget trauma.
Trauma.
Trauma Rai.
Shout out Trauma Ray.
We saw y'all.
They were going to open up for Loth.
And they're actually in Austin right now.
No way.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was their next stop.
It was Albuquerque and then Austin part of their tour.
Oh my God.
It was actually insane.
We called it.
Nick was like, hey, you guys are a band?
And he was like, yep.
I was like, oh.
Yeah, because you guys were like
They have like shirts that said, I'm the driver
Yeah, I was like, they had long socks
Awesome. So Shirley, surely.
They had one of those U-Hauls that was like too small
To be moving
Yeah
And also the band was giving like a
It was like their outfits, their look
In the van. It all gave a perfect travel image
The band image. The vibe was giving band
Their vibe was giving hell of band
It was screaming at us.
It was the old old old.
But yeah, that's the gist of the trip.
That's the gist.
That's the gist.
That is the gist.
At least that, you know, it comes to mine off the rip.
But it was a good trip.
It was a damn good trip.
I unfortunately, you know, I will say that I just fall asleep quite a bit on the, on the road there.
It sucked being on the very back.
I'll see that much.
I could not for the life.
I swear you guys were trolling me.
I could not hear.
I thought we were going to be, uh, I thought we were going to be rotating.
I apologize.
We should have rotated.
Lesson for next time.
I like how I drove for like 40 minutes.
Nick drove for like 40 hours, but they drove for 40 minutes.
He did.
Because it's so much more fun than just sitting there.
I like how grunk said that because that he wasn't even there and he knew.
Yeah, I was in Nick's car for the other road trip, bro.
Oh, true.
Anytime, bro.
Anytime I'll do it.
You say that.
No, go.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I'll do it.
I'll do it. No, I'll do it. He drives so fast.
Oh man, this
this video's gonna be so much more
funnier with Grunks like,
inside on the previous road trip.
Yeah, that's exactly what he was doing.
Is the previous road trip ever gonna see you the light of day?
It will. I'm so scared of that damn audio though, because we didn't have
laughs this time and that audio was like, you hear
Oh, God.
So we'll see if I can pull that out of my ass.
It's kind of like how this road trip, there was also like
like I said, it's just the
all over the placeness that kind of
throws it off just a tad bit
but with a guiding hand
a k a voiceover kind of like telling
telling the tell
now we I'll do it I'll do it
I'll tell once upon a time
I'll got it I'll figure it out
I'll do it with you Larry we can be like
yeah yeah yeah we can be like
a bedtime story we could do it
we could do like we're like all yeah we're all like
chilling at a campfire and we're telling the story
and then the visuals come in
Oh, cute
And we could be like
Oh, this is where I saw the monkey
You know, I really liked that monkey
It was really nice
It's like a director's cut
Yeah
Directors cut
Yeah, that
That first trip was like
That was my biggest fear
Was just that audio
And how I was able to make use of it
Because also we're on like
The phone
Half the time
So it was like the phone
Like I mean
I made phone call I guess
And there was calling
So it's like
Okay
How do I make a video out of that?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I feel like it'd just be more of like a pretty video.
It was, it was very pretty for sure.
Yeah, that drive was gorge, bro.
That was unbelievable.
Hashtag gorge drive.
Yeah.
But with every recording, there's like always a new thing added.
Right.
This trip, we had the labs that were added, which grunk you weren't there.
But it was cool to have the labs because it was just like, turn on the camera and then turn on the mics.
And then we're good.
It was just so easy.
Like, you just turn them on and we're just there for the entire day.
So easy
So easy
And then for the next one
I'm thinking about adding
I should have done it for this one
But I couldn't really figure it out
But it was like GoPro's just different counties
Yeah for the one after that
We're thinking of a stunt double
Probably stunt doubles
Yeah stunt doubles
And then for after that it's gonna hold
A whole new cast
Okay wait
We're not even there
Before we wrap it up
Before we wrap it up
Views at home
Listen we're dumping so much resources
Into this group shit
Would it be awesome if we got a dummy
let me know.
A dummy?
The answer's yes.
Let me know.
Are they heavy though?
Aren't they heavy?
No, they're all, dude, they're like stuffed animals.
That would be so funny.
You guys could have infinite bits like genuinely.
Yes.
It will do.
The bits would like quadruple.
What's up to you?
Um, um, so.
Larry, um, Larry.
Um, you got to remind the group chat listeners about the prompts and the drawings because
they were really awesome.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So last episode, I kind of snuck it in at the end.
But we did a review.
It was me, Tanner, and Isaac.
Sorry, they just saw happen to be in the vicinity.
That's okay.
I'm sorry, bro.
Dude, it's okay.
But yeah, we basically reacted to because we had said on the previous episode
before we went to San Diego that we wanted you guys to draw.
Actually, Grunkey was your prompt.
You wanted them to draw monsters.
Yeah.
Or just an original creature in like a minute or two.
Dude, they were like freaks.
Was there really just a prompt for monsters?
It was.
It was.
Why was Steve Smith?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I completely forgot about the prompts.
I was like,
what the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
But it was really funny.
It caught me off guard.
And a lot of you guys like that.
So,
um,
we could do another prompt.
I,
I do feel bad having people draw and like, you know,
but I'll try to include as many.
There was just so,
there was a lot.
Maybe no more drawing.
A lot of drawings.
What else?
I don't know.
We could do drawings still.
We could do drawings still.
But Tanner,
do you have an idea?
Because I know you wanted it.
You wanted to do.
Draw us as like a cartoon character you like.
Draw me as Stan Smith.
Draw me as Jake.
Oh my God.
I can't imagine.
Draw Isaac is Marcelline.
Do whatever you want.
I can't wait to see Tanner as American Dad in four different people's stars.
That would be awesome.
That would be so cool.
Yeah.
Wait.
Okay.
Wait.
You all have to sneak.
Y'all artists at home.
y'all got a sneaky OC into that shit and send you that's what you all got to do sneakie
sneaky OC. Sneaky OC. Sneaky OC. It's going to be like super fucking obvious too.
Try to hide it. Try to hide it. Try to hide it. It's like the it's like that Alvin and the chipmunt's
picture. I don't know if you guys I've seen that one. Yeah, giant fucking purple little chipmunk in
the background. It was never there.
All right. Try to gas like me. It was never there.
There was the purple one.
No.
Thomas.
Not in my memory.
Thomas, Thomas the chipmunk.
Everyone remembers Tom.
Thomas the chipmunk.
But yeah, okay, so that's the prompt.
Go ahead, draw us in like any fucking cartoon.
You can't see your OC in that.
Gox about a shit his pants, so we're fucking piecing.
Thank you for listening.
Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas almost.
Guys, have so much fun tonight.
Get so much candy.
Yes, do get candy.
Have a good candy.
Be safe.
Be safe.
Every time.
Be safe.
Of course.
Check your candy for razor blades.
Yeah, cut open every apple because they put blasers or blades in you.
They do.
Who hands out apples anymore, bro?
So many people.
So many people.
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