The Group Chat - #132 - Le Road Trip | PART 2

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

What a beautiful retelling of a wonderful story we experienced. Truly remarkable. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We did a mass It was a graveyard smash We did the mask Hello world We did the match We did the match We did the match It was a monster match
Starting point is 00:00:14 It was a monster match Have we ever dressed up for Halloween Yes No We yeah we'd want I was an angel I was an angel I was a non
Starting point is 00:00:24 I was a sexy nun He was a sexy nun You were you guys I forget Oh man Ezy what about you I don't remember. Oh.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Okay, you want to hear someone really upsetting that I have to say really quick. Before we get into everything, Larry is wearing an item that I ordered with another mask. No.
Starting point is 00:00:45 That hasn't come yet. If it came, if it was here, I would be wearing it. So it didn't even come in time for the fucking podcast. So with that being said, welcome back,
Starting point is 00:00:57 everyone to the Where's Willie podcast, where we'll figure out where Willie is, where Willie, really went. Something severely illegal right now. It's really bad. Genuine.
Starting point is 00:01:08 He might get arrested while we're doing this. Like, this is a genuine statement. He's actually doing something that breaks the law. I'm still sick. He's calling the constable. Yeah, Isaac's sick. I don't know why. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:01:19 I'm not sick right now, so I'm chilling. But, dude, Isaac, your perishables are weak, bro. My perishables? Yeah. You're done. What are you going to a pantry and say, say that to me again? We have beans at,
Starting point is 00:01:31 Spire in the fucking 60s. 2060. I have MRIs that are bigger than you, boy. I have MREs that taste like skittles and rainbows. Oh, we don't. When the Lord returneth. Ooh. Right, I don't.
Starting point is 00:01:48 But what I do have is lots of gamer subs. Hell yeah, we do, bro. Lots of gamer subs. We actually just got a fridge sent to us from GamerSups. We did. We got a little bit of fridge. far where we put all of our little gamer subs in it things in it and if you if you want your own gamersubs use code group 10% off your orders all of them um and i believe you know i said to a lot of people at
Starting point is 00:02:13 twitchcon i said hey the double cup here it comes that's october or may the lord strike me down um and it's the 29th right now and the lord is getting ready to strike me down so i'm really hoping within the next like two days we get a restock if we don't uh i die and then on the first first day they'd come back but they're coming praying to you Lord kill him right now. Don't do that don't do that. This helmet is fruit like it's full chrome alloy and it's so heavy and it's whining down on my head. No we can read your thing.
Starting point is 00:02:43 You're strong. You're so strong. Thank you guys. You are so fucking strong. You have a strong neck. Grunk last time last episode we talked about a lot of the trip and a lot of San Diego and a lot well we didn't finish the trip but we wanted to go we held off into San Diego. We held off on San Diego. We wanted you to touch it on some parts that we may have forgotten.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I like how it's focusing on my finger. Yeah, that's really quick. What really sucks is that we purposely didn't talk about it because we're missing a trooper. And right now we're missing a trooper. It makes us very sad. But rest assured, Willie told us to go ahead without him. It was really dramatic and everyone cried. Doing illegal thing.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah, he's doing illegal things. He's doing a lot of things. He's doing a lot of change him. Yeah. Yeah. Can't change somebody. He turned to a life of crime. He did.
Starting point is 00:03:36 He's, he's slinging dope on the streets. I'll admit it. It's pretty scary, though. It's scary that he's doing crime. But hey. Yeah, it's actually got cool he's doing crime. Wait, actually, dude, correct me.
Starting point is 00:03:46 May the Lord strike me down if I'm wrong? But isn't this Friday the 31st Halloween? Yes. Holy crap of Dolly. This is like they're watching it. It's Halloween. All the groupies are around the Halloween. What are my other guy?
Starting point is 00:03:58 What are my other? go. Wait, Tanner, what are you? Um, I could be, I can be two things. I could be Benson Boone or I could be Texas football coach. I could be, I could be a concept, I could be an idea. I could be a concept and idea. Dude, and I are actually being a concept and an idea for Halloween.
Starting point is 00:04:15 We're going to be free will and determinism. Did you guys like take a philosophy class? We did actually. I knew it, dude. year. Free will and determinism. I want to be a stoic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Excited for this. I'll be, oh man, I'll be Hades. Can I be Cerberus and you got me on a leash? Yeah, yeah. You all have like,
Starting point is 00:04:45 big heads on you. You look exactly like me. You'll look like Franklin, Franklin and Chop from that one posth screen. Oh my God. That would be so tough. That made me awesome.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Oh. Oh, all right. I don't remember where we left off. I think we're talking about the road trip, but we're not going to continue that right now. All right, yeah. Let's spin the wheel back of time. Because I do want to, dude,
Starting point is 00:05:07 there was so much that happened before we all fucking forget, which I already kind of low-key forgot a lot. I low-key forgot as soon as I got on the plane home. The plane of- You get a lot on your mind. I remember. You got on the plane right now, babe. Going through pictures will definitely help.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah, I went into a Twitchcon. there you go it was TwitchCon it was TwitchCon first day was like walking around I saw some of the footage and I saw that you were like
Starting point is 00:05:35 taking foot in front of Minecraft you went to the live damn fucking that was one of my favorite things more good I'm so sorry that was really gross you okay
Starting point is 00:05:43 I'm so sorry there it is yeah boy I love the eight pose that you struck for that come on yeah let's hear you're about
Starting point is 00:05:51 lift off that was a high okay wait real quick I know like Every single person on planet Earth says this, but is the fucking streamer loop getting lamer and lamer every year?
Starting point is 00:06:03 I don't think I had a single gadget. I don't know. I don't know what was in all you're... I got no training. They gave a few scores of perfume. Like a golf visor. Yeah, I got... It was, um, I didn't even get the...
Starting point is 00:06:13 Dude, last year they gave us like Versacee perfume. I was like, hey. Yeah, man. What the hell happened? Y'all fell off. This year I got like stupid as... I got flash cards and like fucking QR code ads. Who, hoo-hoo.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Y'all, y'all some... Honestly, are we going to Twitchconne next year? I think there will be a Twitchconne next year. This rate, dude, I don't know. We'll see. It was such a fucking train wreck. Yeah. Who is it?
Starting point is 00:06:39 Oh, dude, furries are fire. Like, I just love seeing tails. I loved seeing furry tales. Dude, there are some big ass tails. There is some big tales. There are some big old tales and tales excite me. There's some creature. What?
Starting point is 00:06:55 What are you going to say? Excuse me? There's a creature? No, no, no, no, no. Revert. The wheel of time. The wheel of time. Did that again,
Starting point is 00:07:03 growing. Is it something that I said? What excites you? Tails excite me, but like, not like that. I just think they're... Hey, yo. Good catch, peacekeeper.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Is there a furry outfit for kangaroos? Because that's the kind of furry I'd be. Dude, you'd be a great kangaroo. Wouldn't that be sweet? It's strong enough to, hold your whole way back. Yeah, like, I want to get a strong tail so I can just like kind of lean back on it.
Starting point is 00:07:28 That'd be awesome. That would be okay. I don't think about that right now. A tail would be sick. Like, imagine being a kangaroo being able to bounce back and then back and then all of it. Yeah, I lean on my tail and then I kick Isaac right in the abdomen. Nobody fucks with wings anymore, dude? Wings are fucking, how did it turn your dragon?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Yeah, good like flying. Da Vinci couldn't figure that shit out. Yeah. Yeah, he was just making bullshit. You're a damn dragon. Fuck. He did you make a circle with wings and thought it would fly. This was grunk.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah. Who were those two fuck the peace, bro? Who were those two guys, Lewis and Clark? No, I imagine Grunk and Camden. Every time I do anything. You're talking about the Wright brothers, bro. The Wright brothers. They're the ones who figured out how to...
Starting point is 00:08:06 They were wrong. Lewis and Clark? The Wright brothers. Are those not the right brothers? Am I tripping? No. Lewis, Clark. No.
Starting point is 00:08:15 You know planes were only invented like 100 years ago? Yeah, bro. We went to space like... They figured that shit out. And they figured that... They're like, you know what? This can just go in the air. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:08:25 what a Lewis and Clark do? I forget. Oh, wait, didn't they like fuck up? They explored the Louisiana purchase. Right, they did.
Starting point is 00:08:32 In the Western. How did I fuck that up so bad? The Wright brothers. There you go. Okay. Yeah. What the hell are we all talking about? I don't even know right now.
Starting point is 00:08:43 It was, sorry, we just went on a huge tangent. The parties that we went to. Guys, I figured out I'm, I'm not really a party guy, or at least a club guy like that.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Really? Yeah Walking around with my drink in my hand Listening to this music That's really loud The music well Oh my God Speaking of I wrote it on my phone
Starting point is 00:09:03 I actually wrote it on my phone Because of how loud it was I do I do I will say though It is an experience And I did enjoy it Now I think it's one of those experiences In my opinion
Starting point is 00:09:13 That I can get tired So I'm pretty damn quick Oh yeah So I said club music It's louder than it should be Definitely the alcohol can make the music sound better, but holy shit, it is loud and annoying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Why did I say this? I said no one, no one notices the swag IRL, just the face. Only remember the face. What does that mean? That had to have been important. Only remember the face. Whatever you do. What the fuck does that mean?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Don't forget the face. That was probably like a godsend quote you came up with or heard that he had to write down so you never ever forget it. I think it was just like a notes. myself. No one remembers the swag. Only remember the face. All right. Well, y'all,
Starting point is 00:09:57 because y'all went. Oh, no. Go ahead. No, it's okay. The drunk recorded video of me in the club in San Diego. It was so funny. And I was just like out of it.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I was zoned out. Yeah. There was like loud music just blaring my ears. I was just staring. You're just staring at you like check your phone. Yeah, I didn't have a smile on my face. I was just like sitting there. It's like that's kind of what the vibe was for the club.
Starting point is 00:10:20 That was the vibe in that place. Like I just cannot get. I mean, I was like when we went down to the, to the floor level. Yeah, I did get it turned for a second, bro. I was jumping around crazy style. Dude. Dude, that is your fourth burp of the podcast. You're out, like, you can't do it again.
Starting point is 00:10:38 You're done. I'm gassy, y'all. Oh, peacemaker. That's my peace with the world. I'm gassy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The club. What music were they playing your guests?
Starting point is 00:10:49 They're like a lot of doves. Is it? Yeah. Scriolics, dude. There's a really Dagger. Is Loki like corny dubstep?
Starting point is 00:10:56 No. Like really corn? Like what? Yeah. Like name a track. Here, I'll play the sound of the video that I took a theater.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Fuck. That was the shit playing on the place. I only want to. Bored as hell. I was shit. Dude, I did not care. It was so funny.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I laughed. I laughed. I'm so hard. Dude, that, that song sounded. like a fucking Larry Beapox. It did. Look at all these
Starting point is 00:11:29 like boiler room. Why can't we have a boiler room level? Dude, we're in San Diego, bro. We're in like, you got to put the context. You got to put the image with the context. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It was like my first ever club. So I was like, okay, I like it. I guess the music was a little loud, but still,
Starting point is 00:11:47 that was great. The only thing I would ask for next time is like maybe there was like giant walking robot serving drinks. I'll be ready. Yeah. That would make it really fucking dope. That would be cool.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Because that, like if I saw pigs in a blanket, I'd be set. Oh, bro. Oh, yeah, you know what,
Starting point is 00:12:00 I'll party. Yeah. Yeah. Everything is expensive there. Like, it's really expensive. Yeah. Dude,
Starting point is 00:12:07 yeah, there's somebody giving us like free past, uh, tickets, tickets and we can get drinks. Um, and I got,
Starting point is 00:12:14 give me a few. Holy crap. I got freaking drunk, you guys. And the next day happened, which is a meet and greet. Oh. That was,
Starting point is 00:12:22 that was great. your hangover, me, and Grie was fucking awesome. I remember, dude, you said it was like the first club experience you had, it would have been mine. Except I got to the fucking door, and all of my thoughts in my head were like, you're huge.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Isaac, if you... If you... Isaac, if you waited, like, one more second, we would have been there. Yeah, y'all were walking in as I left. You would have been in. I just was, like, really upset. I felt humongo.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Humongue. Because I usually eat so much. I'll have so much food. I'm on top of my shit at home, but I can't do that when I'm I'm traveling. And then on top of, like, drinking for the first time in, like, months at dinner, I was like, there's only going to be alcohol in there and loud music.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Do I really want that? So I just left. That's fair enough. Yeah. That would have been my first club experience. Well, hey, you know what I say? Keep the peace. You only live once.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah, that's what you say, peacekeeper. That's right. Keep the peace. Keep the peace. Keep the peace. Keep the peace. Well, that's about it, guys. It's all of San Diego.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Hey. Hey, I mean, that's pretty much was all the same. Whoa. You guys. No, what else? Besides the parties, there was a lot. I got this really cool. Yeah, I got this thing from the meeting greet.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Let me grab it. It pulls out like a fucking plushy with an air tag in it. It's got us little conveying that keeps beeping. There's a red light that keeps beeping. It's actually my like funny club sona, bro. Whoa. Like, ain't that the sweetest thing you ever saw? Ain't that the thing?
Starting point is 00:13:55 Ain't that the thing. Like, that's so pretty cute. Wait. I got one. You all got one. Mine's still in the box. It's fire, dude. Yeah, Larry, you got one too.
Starting point is 00:14:08 What? I've never seen it. It was in bubble wrap. This really sweet. Yeah, it was bubble wrapped. It was like, here. And it's so funny to joke like, you know, like we all take a homeless sculpture with the air tag in it.
Starting point is 00:14:20 And it's like, that's hilarious. to think about. It would be really and true. I wouldn't even be, I'd have to give it up. Be like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:28 wow, you got me. Yeah, honestly. This is where we live. Oh, we got air tagged. Location.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you guys got me. Yeah, because I got like, and honestly, like,
Starting point is 00:14:40 you wouldn't even notice. I wouldn't even notice. I was going to say. Because I think, I kept getting the notification of like, yeah. Grant was like, why does my phone keep
Starting point is 00:14:51 saying that there's an air tag nearby. That's just, dude, it sent shivers down my spine. I was like, you're fucking kidding what? No, dude, it was. I had an air tag in my bag and also in my wallet. So that could have been it. I got my keys, my wallet, my bag, my backpack, I mean. And my luggage.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Forgetful Frank. The fuck. No, it's just like in case any of those fucking walk away for me. Oh, yeah. We would hate that. If it walked away. Dude, yeah, if my suitcase walked away, game over.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Game, Way. Your cook. I look my drink. Make this a gift. Give us a home. Gift this. No,
Starting point is 00:15:27 don't do that. Don't do that. No, but then later that night, Grunk and Tanner, we went to Little Italy. We went to Little Italy. Later that same night.
Starting point is 00:15:39 That was that same night? The club night? No, no, no, no, no. Me and agree, bro. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Oh, peace.
Starting point is 00:15:48 But yeah, later then, we went to Little Italy and that was fucking awesome. Eat that pizza. And ate that pizza. Eat that Mr. Motto. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Mr. Moto. Yeah, Mr. Moto. You'll talk about that because I wasn't there. Yeah. And then Grunk was pretending to be like a hyper fixating fan.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah. I've been following Larry's career. You were like sneaking your way into becoming my manager over time. Mm-hmm. You slowly snuck in words. But yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:16:13 that whole part is also really, really funny. I got to look at that as well. And then after that, you did a handstand after you ate pizza, you did a hands in for that dancer. And then you found a stage and you acted like a comedian on top of the stage. That was a good night.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And then later that night, we did the reversal, we did the reversal, and then we went home. The reversal? All it took was one margarita and grunks like doing it all. I didn't. I was sober. I was completely sober. I had pizza. One slice of pizza.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And then you know, the camera comes out. I'll do fucking anything, bro. I turned into a fucking maniac. One slice of... But yeah, that was pretty... That took a lot of courage for me to do because it was like, the spotlight really was on me because one, I had a camera on me
Starting point is 00:17:02 and two, a handstand in front of the live performer and it's like... You did a great handstand. I saw it. You did good. That was honestly one of my best handstands ever and I hope you guys get to see it in years. Hey, kid, you did good.
Starting point is 00:17:14 You did good. The peacekeeper thinks you did great. You did good. Remember you tried doing a handstand like in the gamer subs booth with average hairy. and so many people that was a bad idea
Starting point is 00:17:23 you're gonna kick down all these walls I don't know why you're gonna hairy click it's when you're a hairy click and like whenever just like I did the same thing
Starting point is 00:17:34 and whenever I got home I got pizza with my friends and you know the challenge I was showing you guys with the crazy positions or poses I was trying to do that but like in the pizza place
Starting point is 00:17:45 in my arm just like gave out and I just fell on the floor like straight up and it's like I need to learn when they're chill You know, I need to learn when to just, like, dial it back of it. You'd be playing too much. I do.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I do be playing too much. Way too much. Okay. So then after those two days, we had the third day. I don't even remember. The eventful third day. Ew. And on the third day, we had.
Starting point is 00:18:11 That was the everything day. Yeah, that was the everything day. That was the part where we went to Artis Alley and we walked around there. And then we went to the zoo and walked around there. And then we went. went to, we got dinner after that. We got that little Italian. The Mona Lisa. We got the Mona Lisa.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I loved that. That was what I favorite. It only took, you know, it took 40 minutes to take out of the appetizes. And there's like no one there. That was crazy. But when the food came out, Nick was about a fucking charge the kitchen, bro. He was so excited.
Starting point is 00:18:42 He was getting so hungry. Yeah. He was like, he was like, if it doesn't come out in two minutes, I'm walking out. Dude, do you all harbor the guilt? times. Do you all harbor the guilt when you're like irresponsible for low-key picking the squad, the squad choice of eats? And you pick
Starting point is 00:18:57 and it's like not at all going up like well. That's like when you pick a game and you're like guys you're gonna love it. And it's like everyone hates it and like do I feel bad for this? But that's not how I felt because I had a glass of wine or two and that was like I was right
Starting point is 00:19:13 you know. You were, you got right. Oh my gosh. I felt super guilty. Nick was mad. What happened your elbow? It's just purple. I don't know. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, because we had to fucking scared me for a second.
Starting point is 00:19:26 We were on a time crunch. That was the. We were. That's what was. Maybe that's what it was. Because, oh yeah, you guys were waiting for the haunted,
Starting point is 00:19:35 like, trail. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're waiting for the haunted trail. At Balboa Park. And it was like,
Starting point is 00:19:41 I think when we finished dinner, the thing started. But we had those passes where we had like a, like an hour window to get in. So we were, like, low-key okay. Dude. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:19:54 We like, we like watched, we watched like a group of three people get like kicked out. Dude, yeah, that was the scary part for me. That was like the scariest part. You three, you three out now. Not even like that, bro. It was like, hey, you three out.
Starting point is 00:20:11 No, we saw you. No, God. You're doing. What do we do? What do we do? And the guys in front of us, dude, there was like one dude in front of us who was like it was those three
Starting point is 00:20:22 and then his friends were like don't say anything stop you're bringing attention to what do they do I don't I even know oh yeah spoke underneath their breath or they spoke out loud and called one of the workers like a bitch and they were just saying they didn't how did you figure that out because I was trying to hear
Starting point is 00:20:38 them and they were saying that they were like we know what you said or something like I don't remember but I know they said something to the first the very first lady at the start which she was scared was there. She was scary. Yeah, she was there. She was the one who kicked him out. The first lady that one that we...
Starting point is 00:20:52 What the hell is she doing there? In the waiting box? Okay, I was trying to make like a president joke. I'm smiling at you right now. Because I know you're trying to do. Ha. What the hell is she doing there? I'm trying to remember who the first lady was.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Is it Ivanka? Ivanka Trump? I don't even know. Yeah. What the hell is Ivanka doing at this house? She was at the haunted house and she said me Hey go
Starting point is 00:21:19 All right That's two gifts Y'all get on Yeah no No no no Dude I'm trying to scratch my head I forget it's all chrome It's so inch
Starting point is 00:21:32 He can't I want to super glue that to your head Oh Fuck Help me Okay The house was fun That was scary
Starting point is 00:21:45 That was pretty fun And that was Tayman missed out getting chased by chainsaws. I know. I was sorry. I was sick and tired. I was sick and tired. I had boogers coming out of my nose.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Ew. I was swallowing all my flam. I was just like, ew, p. you. And then I ate that pasta from that restaurant and that put me out.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Dude, did anyone eat my chicken parm leftovers? Because I totally forgot about it. No, brought it back on the plane. We checked it in. Yeah. It's in our fridge.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Are you sitting it? Is it coming my way? Yeah. Yeah. We're sitting it back. No, we're gonna save it for you. You can come over whenever and get it back. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Yeah, I actually look forward to that. It's in the fridge. That was cute. Oh, how was that awesome? That was so sweet. And then, yeah, and then grow up. Dude, all right. Look at this pick.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I flicked of layer. I snagged it, bro. He looks fire. Yeah. He's like edited in. I had to pee so bad. It looked like a fucking meds warehouse ad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Are you serious? He had to pee? Dude, why is my leg and body portion one-one? It really is. That is insane. You are one-one. You're a one. You know why?
Starting point is 00:22:52 Because you're one of one. Yeah. He just kept the peace. Just keeping the piece. I have so many pictures like that of his little monkey hat too. I love this hat, dude. Come on. A monkey head, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:07 The San Diego Zoo. Do we talk about like the lady? I don't. Yeah. We didn't talk about. We did. We did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Well, if me. What worker. Remember that at the very start We were looking at a squirrel And then Oh, we got blessed. Hey, yeah, we got blessed And we got free passes
Starting point is 00:23:24 Into the thing And we got out of recording I will say by the way The vlog is gonna have We're gonna have to have a voiceover Me and Nick looked at it And we were like damn This is kind of an incohesive as fuck
Starting point is 00:23:37 Because we low key just Record it in and out No context And there was just a lot of like What is happening? Like an hour? and a half a B roll from what I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:50 So now, um, Mois can take the role of voiceovering or we can go to fiber and we can look for an like old wise voice. Nah. Nah. That got to be a one time thing. They're so expensive. Are they really? Yeah. I'm talking like a hundred words is like a hundred bucks. What the hell? Yeah. What kind of rate is that? Well, when you're going for Arthur Morgan or, uh, Morgan Freeman, I can understand.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Bro. Well, you don't have to go for those. A dollar a word? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I just made a dollar.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Hoop, that's six dollars. Who? That's more dollars. Dude. Them's the guys that'd be like, I can, I can be any impression. Just say a character and I'll be the impression. I tried that once. They fucking lied, bro.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I already reported them. I was like, you did not sound like God. Who do they think? Hey, I'm Cleveland. And Peter And I'm Peter To you And Peter Griffin
Starting point is 00:24:50 And Peter Griffin He's like I'm the same voice for like every I'm a dog I'm well I'm Patrick I'm Marge I'm Marge Simpson
Starting point is 00:25:00 I'm bar Eat my shorts Eat my shorts Believe it I'm Naruto I'm Naruto believe it I'm Naruto I'm going to be the next
Starting point is 00:25:10 Okagi I'm Naruto I'm Mucky D. Muckie D. Luffy Dude you're on Start your gig already. Thank you guys. I'm more impressed how you can just pull out these characters.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I'm trying to think of like the first one called syllable that he does. Hi. Hi. I'm really. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Hi. No, I can't do it. You're right. You're right. You're right. What else that San Diego happened? Well, aside from those. Fuck, I remember why we tried to get this.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Yeah, we were trying to record. this like super fast after we got home and I remember why because then we drove home oh yeah and then it was just like already like a memory yeah like that she was dead that was like two weeks ago now
Starting point is 00:25:57 dude I was watching the Mario movie on my flight home and that movie's like beautiful it's really like the most pretty animation it made Larry cry at the end I remember yeah Larry said that he cried to I won't air that Larry did cry on a Mario movie I have a picture of it I was in the theater
Starting point is 00:26:13 I think a little picture of you crying. It's on my little box. I link the photo. Isaac, after the end of Mario movie, I look over to Larry and he is sobbing. I pray.
Starting point is 00:26:24 His eyes are red. There's tears coming out. I cried because I was... He smoked. Let me find it. I was horrifically high. I didn't finish the movie. I only got like 30 minutes in.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Nothing like that happened. Like nothing important or prominent to cause anyone to ever shed a tear. It wasn't crying out of like, oh my God, this is beautiful and amazing. It was crying because my sense of reality in time was so skewed that the movie felt like it was like sped up at the very end. So it was like, oh my God, you're like, this is Mario.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And then it was like, and then it ends. And then I'm like, wow, it was just too much for you. Wow. You got overstimulated so bad. Yeah, no, the ending was so much, dude. In my head, tears. I still recall it. My mouth was a gape the entire time.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Because I was like, what is happening? By the time the Jack Black song came out, I was just, I was like already dumb. I was just dumb about it. For me, it was the moment when take on me started playing as they were like riding through Donkey Kong on it.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I was like, what God's name? They did that. They did, bro. I'll be damned. They did. Oh, shit. Air. I honestly think that's all that happened in San Diego.
Starting point is 00:27:37 No, that is. Because a lot of the other times, if it wasn't at the Airbnb, it was fucking getting Breckley. And then that was like the I took everyone to a burrito place and it was just like on the sidewalk So yeah
Starting point is 00:27:48 Like it was nothing so I would have been down Me too it would have been really fucking good too Honestly I would I was not down and the reason why Was because I was like all right we're about to be like out all day and I'm about to have a Mexican breakfast burrito I'm gonna shit everywhere I guess gonna just come out Quitter talk I know I'm saying I know I know I know Yeah, there was not much else to it Wait, what about that video we recorded?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Did you guys talk about that? With the swagger? Oh, did we talk about that? I don't think we did. I think we went over briefly, but we never went fall into death because... Yeah, it's like his video. You were there.
Starting point is 00:28:32 We wanted to save it, I think. Oh, yeah. But that was a good call. Holy shit. See? Yeah. We just, like, for more. Well, I think, to be fair,
Starting point is 00:28:40 I think that's the only other thing that happened. Yeah. you know that I can think of It was Yeah that was another That was a holy crap I don't know If anyone's ever seen the first one
Starting point is 00:28:51 There was a video we recorded I think a year or two ago With Swagger And it was like trying out That was only last year That's crazy Yeah I had that short-ass hair Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:29:05 It was one year ago And we did It was all guessing I feel a burp Someone take over I don't remember that I'm here back I'm here back
Starting point is 00:29:15 I'm there I wasn't either I remember we went to Swagger's Airbnb and then we ended up cooking like you're cooked
Starting point is 00:29:28 a bunch of just like weird foods I remember any of the dishes it was a bunch of Larry does because he pooped five times yeah that was cool I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:29:39 for this video or the last year's video what happened last year what were the foods Because this year was so much worse. There was a lot. There's a lot of... This year was better.
Starting point is 00:29:47 We made gamer subs. No, it was like... Okay, it was worse by like one food, but not like worse entirely. I feel like the last one was like... Because the last one was like steak, wine. There was... Oh, that's right. Steak.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Uh, fuck, what was... Jello. Jello... Yo. You know, like Jello? Sounds good. Dude, Jello with like the... No, I like Jello.
Starting point is 00:30:10 But when they mixed it with GamerSub, it was like... Like it's more like feet I remember It did smell like feet Yeah I remember that the smell was horrible Because they put way too much They admit it they're like yeah we put way We just dumped the whole like packet and like with and like a little bit of water and that was it
Starting point is 00:30:28 Like they were supposed to do like an even proportion or whatever But yeah it smelled like fucking feet and then Gamer subs it was like So when you mix things with Gamer subs there's like a spike in this like sweet sort of it's like spike of flavor that shoots right through any food. So you get this like you put in your mouth like let's say the jello
Starting point is 00:30:48 right you put in your mouth you first you get hit with like stinky feet you're like and then you get hit with this like weird like it's meant to be sweet. Cranberry, cranberry cranberry cranberry cranberry cream berries and that's like and then the worst in my opinion the fucking steak and wine was so
Starting point is 00:31:04 gross. The steak was good and I ate all the foods it was not a problem this year was a problem. This year was really bad. This year was not a problem. This year was horrible. Except for the last one. The last one was actually really gross. No, it was bad.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Last year? No, the last one. The last year. Oh my God. Wait, fuck. Is that like airing? Oh, shit. Can we even?
Starting point is 00:31:24 I don't know. I'm not airing it out. Damn. Yo, guys, watch a video. The last food is fucking gross as shit. Watch all the way through. Yeah. Watch all the way through.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I really want to talk about it. Me and Larry were just puking. You just got to watch it. I had to literally excuse myself. Larry has a really funny video. Because Larry kept on, like he kept on gagging. And they got to a point where they were like,
Starting point is 00:31:46 wait, Larry, wait, look, keep eating. Wait, this one, Larry here. There's like,
Starting point is 00:31:52 have this. Here. You look pretty sick. Try this. And then whenever Larry gags, I'm like not close, like far behind. Like,
Starting point is 00:31:59 I'm also going to start gagging. Yeah, I'm like sympathetic. If I see here, here, puke, I'm like, I get nauseated.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Really? Yes, bro. Stop. No, one way it's real. Oh. No, that's pretty real. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Oh. Yeah. Aside from that trip overall. I think it feels more like a breeze because when you're looking back at it, it's like, you know. It really does. It's weird because it like a loki feels like nothing happened really, which is strange. But so much everything happened. Every single moment of the day there were things happening.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Yeah. It was by far in the moment, it felt like one of the busiest periods ever. but looking back at it it feels like it was just zip and that was it zip dude whenever I got back
Starting point is 00:32:50 like on the over the entire trip I didn't look at any of my school stuff at all and whenever I got back it was like I was like suspended in outer space with no
Starting point is 00:33:00 point to grab onto it was crazy I was like where am I where am I you know it is how many decided did you have to like
Starting point is 00:33:08 like start or finish or what happens? I don't think it was much. It was just like the initial of like, damn, I have no reference point. Like, I have no schedule in mind
Starting point is 00:33:19 for the week to come. And I have no schedule in mind for the, like, what happened four days before. So it was like, it was like, I had no reference point
Starting point is 00:33:27 of what I needed to do. So it was just like, holy cow, this is a crazy feeling. Oh my God, you guys. I got it done. What is it?
Starting point is 00:33:32 Revelation 7-2, Larry. I remembered what I did this week. That was I wanted to talk about really fucking bad. I wanted to talk about, I wanted to talk about, I want to talk about the chainsawman movie, you guys. Dude, I want to see it.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I want to see it. You can't talk about it too much. So, don't, don't spoil. I'm going to spoil everything. Yeah, spoil it all right. Me and my friends are going to rewatch, like, the, their first season. They were going to get to the movie.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I tried. I got bored of episode two again. Like, how the fuck you just in the car right now? You got a problem. You got a main problem. Are you serious? What it is? Huh?
Starting point is 00:34:03 You get your dopamine fucked. No. Yeah, you also said that about full metal alchemist, which is actually a very insane anime. He hates. He hates it. He's like, I tried episode one, hated it, couldn't do it. Episode one?
Starting point is 00:34:14 Listen, yeah, I hate it on the sixth try of the three episode rule. Yeah, it's because you watch the same three episodes every time. I know, I don't want to go past that because I don't remember. It's like a year apart every time. The second episode's really so good. You don't even know. Oh, my God. Isn't it when they're like in the alley and something stupid happens?
Starting point is 00:34:31 No, you don't know. Just skip to the second episode and watch it from there on it. You just make me want to punch you in the face. Oh, fuck. Whoa. Speak your truth about change. Anyways. I'm getting serious.
Starting point is 00:34:42 So after the last podcast was recorded, me and Tanner went to the movie theater immediately after. And we drove up. He was cutting through traffic. He was cutting it up. He was cutting cheese. He was cutting everything up. He cut up a fucking bus, dude. The kids flew out.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Yeah. I was like, get the fuck out of my way, bus. And I just, my eye. That's horrible. I was like, we're making this movie later. Yeah. No, because yeah, we were like low-key right on its ass. And when we got to the movie theater, as soon as we walked into the theater,
Starting point is 00:35:08 It's like the first. So like the intro was like this like move. It was like a, I guess it was like a music video thing. I don't really know. Like before the movie or yeah, before the movie actually started. It was like an animated movie and,
Starting point is 00:35:19 or animated music, uh, movie. M. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah. So that was cool. Um, but yeah, that movie was superb. I like to always see the adaptation from like, you know, you have manga skills.
Starting point is 00:35:38 to the individuals and then it's just like fuck dude there's so many good in between one punchman took that to a new level oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yes it's no thing that happened to San Diego
Starting point is 00:35:52 that we'll get to after the minute yeah I gotta tell you this grunk that chainsaw man movie is so good everybody in the theater like after a scene happened just pure silence everybody was just glugged in the screen
Starting point is 00:36:05 like yeah not even word it was like an hour in And like there was a scene where it was super loud because there's like fighting going on and then it kind of clears out for a sec. So it's like, it's like dead silent. And you can hear like the fucking, you can hear the silence.
Starting point is 00:36:18 And nobody moved in like not even like a like a scruffle of the shirt. Not even like a peep from a church mouse. Not even. Wow. And I kept looking at Larry. I was like packed theater too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Was it packed? No, okay. I posted a photo. It didn't look packed. But there's a lot of people. There was a lot of people. Yeah. You got to remember.
Starting point is 00:36:38 it's an anime movie. A lot of people are like into that. I don't know, man. I don't know. There's a lot of people in that theater. There's a lot of people in that theater. Well, imagine Marvel Avengers.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Oh! But yeah, that movie was awesome. Unlike fucking One Punch Man season three, dude. Fuck that. That was hilarious. That would be like,
Starting point is 00:37:05 dude. When we watched the first episode and when it did, was like, what? No. No. That can't be it. I was like,
Starting point is 00:37:12 that cannot be it. What? Dude. Dude. It was the worst ever. We get the second episode to try and we're like, oh my, it's the same thing. I was like, dude,
Starting point is 00:37:21 apparently we missed one of the funniest fucking scenes ever in episode two. But, but before that, I was really explaining it. We're in San Diego and Tanner and I had stayed home from, I think, a party that Nick had gone to, maybe drunk to. Larry was asleep
Starting point is 00:37:38 and uh I was there I watched it with you guys yeah what do we do we turned it on we turned on no this was like yeah before or something was there you hold on hold on hold on
Starting point is 00:37:47 it was a night before Tanner and I were like ooh like this be naughty hold on hold on hold on we watched the first five seconds of this of the intro and by God it looked and it gave me chills
Starting point is 00:38:01 looks to see bro looks to see the first five seconds turn it on right now if you have Hulu turn it all you'll see what I'm talking about. I don't even know. This shit was set up for greatness.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Maybe I'm the devil, but like, I didn't even think the intro was that crazy. Yeah, that shit, no, just the first four seconds. It was like, it was all right. Dude, it was like, yeah, I was like, like a fucking laser being coming out of a fist, dude. That shit was like epic. And then I paused it. I was like, oh my God. Yeah, we're like, we can't do this. And then, unfortunately, we did do it with everyone.
Starting point is 00:38:31 And let's just say that shit was so fucking. It made me actually like upset. I've never been so disappointed. Yeah. my entire life. Yeah, I was waiting for like anything to happen. Like, there was such little animation that I like, I couldn't
Starting point is 00:38:45 believe it. I generally couldn't believe it. Like, Gore was just like sliding down the stairs. It was like, yeah. That was that, oh my God, that was in the episode two and it was so bad. Dude, that shit blew the fuck up. I saw that shit on Reddit. And like everyone was dicking on it. And someone
Starting point is 00:39:04 even animated it like where it looked like, you know, how it's supposed to look. all on their lonesome with like a free app and it was like, all right, cool. Wow. So they can do. Hold up. Because, dude,
Starting point is 00:39:14 you want to hear some fucking nannas? Yeah, what? All right. You know, season two? Like, it was different,
Starting point is 00:39:20 but it wasn't the worst ever. It was the same studio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, I'm looking at people critique this show and they're like, oh,
Starting point is 00:39:29 it's not, it's not the studio's fault. It's these guys's fault because they chose a studio. Like, no, bro, it's the studio's fault. Like, I don't care about,
Starting point is 00:39:37 well, I saw that there was a different director. It might have been that. They changed that up. He deactivated his whole egg. Because dude, there was, he was gone. Yeah, he got, like, bullied into leaving. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Wow. Oh, don't fucking upload dog shit. Now, dead-ass. I've seen fan animations. Dead-ass so much better than that. That's not even, like, an understanding of this point either because I was like, oh, sure, this is going to get topped. But it's not getting topped.
Starting point is 00:40:01 That studio can't out animate the shit that came out in the time waiting for it to drop. Yeah. Oh. It was something. It was something. Yeah. I figured out, I learned that there was like three different directors per season.
Starting point is 00:40:15 So there's like one season was, every season had a different director essentially. Really? Why? Yeah. Dude, who honestly knows. It could always be like reasons with someone doesn't want to do anymore.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Season one did too good. We need to fire this fucking guy. Are we stupid, bro? I think it's because the first season was like more of a passion project than it was. And then they were like, We got to continue now. You didn't mention that. Like,
Starting point is 00:40:39 we got a poopsie. Oh, crap. And then the, the ones who animated that first season moved on to other projects. So I was like, oh, crap. We can't work with them now. What if we gather the Avengers?
Starting point is 00:40:51 Like all of the, all of the people who worked on the first season. Why is nobody thinking like that? It's like finding them. What movie did that? Was it Fast and Furious or was it actually Avengers who like went and found the people after they like returned to their normal ones?
Starting point is 00:41:04 It was both, bro. It was both. It was both of those movies. Hey, we need you. Yep. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:41:13 I'm not going to do it. Kids now. I'm not going to do it. This time, it's Stano's. All right, I'm doing the job. Jason Statham. Jason Statham. What's the job?
Starting point is 00:41:23 All right, I'm in for the job. No, you're not going to get me on the job. Guys, it's really hot in this. What's the job? The job. The job. The job. What's the job?
Starting point is 00:41:32 It's the job. It's like all the things we could talk about ever. now what? What's the scariest thing? We haven't. It's 42 minutes in. We haven't even talked about the grand game. No, because we wanted to talk it with Nick, which unfortunately is not here.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Podcasts in a row. Is that even worth? I mean, we could talk about it. Fuck it. Throw it all in. Grunk, I'm sorry. It's okay. I'll be a diligent listener.
Starting point is 00:42:00 You'll like it. I'm sorry, buddy. Where do we leave off? We had left off. I believe it was. After L.A. After $150 and snacks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:10 There was $150. Wow. And that was really fucking sweet. And then... You won't believe it. Huh. Huh. Huh.
Starting point is 00:42:18 We spent $150 on snacks. And I didn't even know. That's insane. Sandwiches and Funnions. The hotel. The hotel got just... Beverly Hills Hotel. What?
Starting point is 00:42:26 That's all you got? I got three bags of funnions. Okay. Three sandwiches. And they're like the tiny sanders. They're like, they're not even that big. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:35 yeah two protein drinks two dimeout twos and two rice crispy treats 150 bucks which actually he should have been like 60 or 50 or 50 yeah it was 150
Starting point is 00:42:50 was it after you paid you realized no like he didn't even he just wrote all the stuff I got on a piece of paper he's like all right you're all good I'll charge it and I was like okay he didn't even show me a price or anything bro then I got stuck in an elevator because I didn't know how to work it's That whole night
Starting point is 00:43:05 It was just a shoo rich That was a debacle That was just a crazy night Oh yeah, yeah There was a lot of money spent that night On top of the snacks And then In the next morning
Starting point is 00:43:17 We got three assai bowls And they're a hundred dollars also Oh my God Oh my God LA sucks That's all I got to know So I said that the assaibles Are yeah
Starting point is 00:43:26 They were like I live in LA And that sounds Way expensive than it normally is You want me to air their location brother? Well what was it called?
Starting point is 00:43:35 I don't even know. It was a franchise. It was on Melrose. Y'all get to work. Yeah. $30 for rented fruit and granola. Yeah, no thanks. Yeah, there was no extra toppings.
Starting point is 00:43:46 It was actually $100. But after L.A., we went to where? It was Las Vegas. It's a fucking Las Vegas. No, it was Grand Canyon. Wait, no, it was Vegas. Yeah, it was Vegas.
Starting point is 00:43:58 So keep his most random part. This busy-ass trip that we all had when we went to San Diego, we finished and then immediately went to Los Angeles, and then went to San Diego, not San Diego, Vegas. In Vegas, what the hell did we get up to? I think we did the same thing we did in L.A., but it wasn't 150 bucks. Yeah. It was actually pretty chill.
Starting point is 00:44:23 We actually, oh, we doored-assed food and there's a whole fucking montage. There's a video of me beatboxing in my boxer briefs with a tank top on and glasses indoors in fucking Vegas. Good morning. Good morning. Oh my gosh. That was a crazy video.
Starting point is 00:44:43 That video was like that just made me feel weird. Like, good morning. With that song you were saying, it was like, what is happening? It was so weird.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Oh, you invented that song. It was so strange. It was like all the food you could eat. It was, it was great. It was a great night.
Starting point is 00:45:02 But it was just really funny because we were in Los Angeles the night before. And then we were in Vegas. Staying at the Rio in Vegas. We didn't do anything. We just slept there and left. I thought you guys gambled. I thought y'all played some shit. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I got to tell you about that. Nick gambled one blackjack hand. I did one blackjack with Nick before going outside and get into DoorDash. What I thought Nick was doing was he was going to go to bed. Okay. That was not the case. he actually He had $100 to burn
Starting point is 00:45:36 He had a hundred more dollars on top of that And then 200 more dollars on top of that And then 50 more dollars And my lord He did not He did not come back with the trillion So yeah Do you lose it all?
Starting point is 00:45:50 Yeah Oh okay That's cool I don't know I didn't even know that he was still down there I don't know how fast it took him And I really wish he was here to explain by himself Yes bro
Starting point is 00:46:00 He was down there all night by himself at this one. Oh my god. Wow. You left him a rod. That vision sounds so sad. I wasn't like that. I'm sure it was like a 20 minute thing, but it's just funny. Think about it. Help.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Help. Help. Let me see a rhino virus. Rino. Rino. Dude, everybody got the rhinovirus from Twitchcon. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Yeah, what the fuck is a rhinovirus? What is that? It's like a common cold. It gets into your lungs. It's like a big rhinovacteria. That much is true.
Starting point is 00:46:30 There's a rhinovirus. It actually makes you sick for literally a month because I've still had like flam come out of my throat Dude, I'm still blowing my nose and I saw like a weird raspy voice Yeah, I don't know what's that immune up the fuck Dude, dude, I took up my immunity is all the deal Yeah, you did I ate the gummies with Isaac from see What happened? Look at you now and look at you now
Starting point is 00:46:51 It had to open a road trip thing I think you got it to tap out early yeah yeah I did I got an early early you lucky guy A boy of Vegas going back. Vegas after Vegas, what happened? We went, oh, we had to go, like, you know, home back to Austin. So we had to drive. But on the way, we took a one-hour detour and went to the fucking Grand Canyon.
Starting point is 00:47:19 It went through Arizona Flagstaff down to the Grand Canyon. And it's beautiful. Fucking fire, because it was like desert. It was really random, too. It was desert. It was desert. And it was like a bunch of tall trees and they're like, okay, we're in the forest now for some reason. And then it's like, we go there, the Grand Canyon, it's a huge canyon, massive canyon, big canyon, unexpected canyon, right?
Starting point is 00:47:42 It's kind of surreal. Massive Canyon, humongous canyon. It's a little surreal to see it in person. I will say, because I've never had much like of an interest to see the Grand Canyon. Like if you looked all the way to the right, it was canyon. And if you looked all the way to the left, it was the grand. Grand Canyon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:02 You had before and after, and it was like a pretty damn, uh, and then Tanner was acting like the damn owner. I just came. Only looked at it like lying over it. Oh, which was also pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Honestly. Oh, wait. It's cool. During a day. Yeah. I think whenever we went to Vegas, I flew over it and it was like, whoa, that's just a bunch of disruption.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Me and I were talking about filling it in with asphalt, making a parking line. Yeah, we're going to put a Walmart somewhere in there. Yeah. We were thinking, oh, wait, no, Tater had a really good idea. He said, Tater.
Starting point is 00:48:32 All right. Tater had a really good idea. Tater said we should get all the trash in a whole wide world and I'll dump it in the canyon and then we'll pave over with the ass far. Yeah. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:48:42 So we won't have to worry about trash ever again. That's actually, that's like an astronomical. That is kind of smart. The way that Tater thinks is smart, but very dangerous. The thing that Tater does, it's really good.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Tater has such a positive outlook on life. Tater. Wait, before we move on, I do want to say, though, that, oh, I think I already mentioned that, that, that, uh, after we left Las Vegas, we stopped out of gas station and then I hit my first fucking fucking fucking, excuse my brother. Can we die it down, please? Yeah, I'm so sorry, you guys. I flip and flipped it. Yeah, I know, I know. I have to be like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I flipped it. I got 50 out of a 15. Thank you. Thank you. It was a buffalo too. That's kind of crazy. Thank you. It was,
Starting point is 00:49:30 I'm not kidding, two spins. Two spins. He got the free ones. Yep. And then I had like 15 free ones. Dude, that was so sweet.
Starting point is 00:49:39 If you go to gas stations outside of Vegas, they'll have a slot machine. And those are the winners. Those are the ones. Yeah. Those ones are primed. Yeah. They've seen Larry before.
Starting point is 00:49:47 They're cranked. Yeah. They've seen Larry as an underage guy who couldn't gamble in the casino before. Yeah. So he went back into that casino. be like, oh, well, this guy's been here before. They gave me a petty win. It was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:50:02 No, no, no. The gas station didn't know. It didn't have the facial recognition. Oh, oh. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, you're right. They heard your grandpa voice. I don't, I don't want to gamble after that.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I want to keep the record perfect. No. And like, good. Oh, you will. I want to know. No. No, no, I won't. No.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Just one more time. Nope. Nope. That's how you found some trap. It is how. The house always wins. House always wins. Is what they say.
Starting point is 00:50:26 I should have taken my money off of that Whatever Because I got up to like $220 bucks for my $100 with Willie I kept on stealing It sounds like a good night It wasn't great now until I lost it all in two hands with him He was like
Starting point is 00:50:41 Let me show you the Willie Way And he grabbed my hand He was like all in He led you He was like double down For my friend too I was like okay In the end
Starting point is 00:50:50 That's what happened It's all gone Yeah Yeah after Vegas Yeah after Vegas Yeah after Vegas and then after the Grand Canyon because the Grand Canyon
Starting point is 00:50:58 was cool was a little pit stop but it was just like you know all right we're up one hour and then go back down and then straight to
Starting point is 00:51:04 Albuquerque we went to Albuquerque New Mexico New Mexico I will say and I don't remember if it was between Vegas and Abakirky
Starting point is 00:51:13 I think it was between Abakirky and Austin but the fucking the bathrooms bro holy hell the bathrooms Larry can't stand
Starting point is 00:51:22 truck your bathrooms oh my God bro Oh, my God. No, I think it's funny. I love when big trucker belly's walking around. There was one memorable experience. So we were like, we stopped at this like trucker pit.
Starting point is 00:51:36 And it's like that one where it's like green and white. I don't know what the. Oh, Ciclair. I know. Yeah. Yeah. So we stopped there.
Starting point is 00:51:43 And there's no line. I think it's Tanner using the bathroom. And then like one other guy using it. Tanner's already in there. Dude, you're so fast, by the way. Like what the? I walk out of the car and then you're already in there taking a crap. I mean business.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm walking as fast as fast as I can to the stall. So I'm waiting. Isaac's waiting with me. I think Isaac's ahead of me. And this guy comes in and he's like, man, I got to go so bad. He doesn't ask for anything, right? He doesn't ask for anything. He's just kind of like, you know, he's like, you know, doing one of them.
Starting point is 00:52:13 No, he's giving his hints. He arrives. He goes, of course. Because we're all waiting. Yeah, that's true. He's like, of course. So I was like, I didn't have to like shit horribly. But he was like, either did I.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I've been driving. like nine hours and my collar's blue but my neck is red. I was like, all right, you got it. It's a poop so bad. He was like, thank you, bro. Thank you. No, no. It was so.
Starting point is 00:52:34 He was like, he was like, he kind of gave you like puppy. He's like, really? Yeah. You did? Really? I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:52:40 No truckers. No truckers. No, truckers be doing it for other trucks. No. Fuck you. Fuck you. Wait a line. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:48 We told them we were like, you can go ahead of us, dude. And he's like, really? we're like, yeah, go ahead. So then he goes ahead of us.
Starting point is 00:52:53 there's two stalls because one of them is like broken so it's like Tanner in the middle he goes to the very end when it's like really long right and by this point I'm like dude this place smells bad it just it looks bad oh my god and I'm like
Starting point is 00:53:09 Isaac I'm just gonna go back it's not really worth it for me I don't gotta use the bathroom that bad anyways so as I'm leaving I hear like a fucking oh my God Tanner you take it away from me because you were right next to him So I was right next to him, and it was actually really longer than that.
Starting point is 00:53:28 It was like, like, it kept going, and I was trying so hard not to laugh. Yeah, I wanted to be like, quit showing off. He would have laughed, dude. I would have won the whole bathroom with it. Dude, yeah, because there's a line of truckers behind us, and they would have all, they would have all laughed. Man, they would have loved that. His picture's hung in there
Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, dude And it smells so bad Like my feet It was such a small stall My feet were sticking out You can see my feet It was just terrible Yeah
Starting point is 00:54:04 That's small as hell I have a video I should post it on the TikTok Because I went back to that I went back to that stall Because I had to like use the bathroom Oh my God Like dude
Starting point is 00:54:17 This was like this It felt like somebody's shit On my fucking lip Like all I smell was like it was the worst fucking stink luckily I was able to hold my breath for a minute and a half like a thug and pee
Starting point is 00:54:31 yeah you came back and you were like I had to do breathing techniques I was doing like box breathing techniques like hardly inhaling at all but still somehow conscious and peeing it was great guys yeah no it was awesome gas station bathrooms to not attend you guys grung surely you've been on like
Starting point is 00:54:48 you've been on road trips right dude yeah the fuck Have you ever had a bad bathroom? Dude. You're right. We were on a road trip together, like the same road trip. Well, did we have, we run into a bathroom
Starting point is 00:55:03 when nearly that bad. I mean, we had, Larry and I had that trucker bathroom story, which was funny. Some of them are pretty cleaned up and they have like a good smell to them. That was, yeah. But that story, okay, that story going is a little different because that wasn't like, oh, this bathroom's dirty. That was just like, this environment is really scaring us.
Starting point is 00:55:20 We were like two shrilled puppies. Oh, yeah. Talking about the one with the showers in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me think. Yeah, I had a suit of armor for sale. I was tempted. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I don't think I've had any, like, truly abhorrent. Only in the dorms. When I lived in the dorms, those were, those got really grim. Like, you know, like, there are quite a few weekends where they're just vomit and, like, just on the floor. And, like, or, like, all over the toilet. Ew. Which is really gross. I hate when there's like stains on the toilet seat, man.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yeah. I'll just do a classic toilet paper on the seat and sit down. You're smart. And there's also one where you could tell that they just pulled down their pants and instantly buckshot and it went everywhere. Like they couldn't sit down in time. He had the stays on the side of the bowl. Bro, it was on like the wall behind it and like on the seat.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Like I think one third of their shit actually made it in the toilet. And the rest is just kind of everywhere. On the handle. Oh, dude. Some people just purposely pee all over the seat. It's, it's grim. The world is to learn. I know,
Starting point is 00:56:31 I know sometimes it's bad. I know it's coming out. But it's like just a bit more. If you do just a little bit more, it's just aim down south. Or just sit down. That's what I'm saying. No dead.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I sit down to pee nonstop. It's the best decision I've made in life. Dude, Canada and I, we just invested and we got a bidet. Like a few days? to go. They're kind of freaking crazy. I want to get one so bad. Our water pressure is really crazy though,
Starting point is 00:56:55 so it hurts my butt. Like it makes you feel so clean. Really? Yeah. Why are you using paper to wipe poop into your butt? Yeah, it's smeared all around.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Smear it all around. Save a couple of trees. Save a couple of trees. You got a hairy butt. You're just, fuck. Yeah, you got to pull out. You got any kind of hairs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:13 A lot of butt talking this episode, huh? Yeah, I'll say. I'll say. You know why? You know why badays aren't really normal in America? Why? Because toilet paper is like a billion dollar industry.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Oh, dude, come on that fucking South Park episode, bro. I agree with that, though. I agree with that shit, though. Okay. South Park scientific evidence. Dude, yeah, they were like, they brought attention to that shit where they were talking about how, like,
Starting point is 00:57:37 these companies were, you know, they're going to kill him. They were going to kill Randy because Randy wanted to get that bidet. Everybody to use a bidet. It's kind of nuts, though. I mean, I mean, I believe it. I'll say that much.
Starting point is 00:57:49 I believe it. believe what? Usually I have a tin full head on, but I believe you. I have a tenfold helmet on. Yeah. Yeah, tell me,
Starting point is 00:57:57 peacekeeper. Come on. I believe it. No, I saw it because. Dang. Yeah. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Dude, all the freaking poop talk made the poop want to come out my butt. Oh, that's so. You're serious. I'm straight up. Isaac Lee, we're talking about poops and butts and bids and all.
Starting point is 00:58:18 I missed all that. Yeah. No one, like, called me. You were using the bathroom. What else you want to do? I would have answered. I was like, Isaac. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 No, he did. He did. He did. I would have been, I should have heard that. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah. Can I be like a Walmart?
Starting point is 00:58:33 I'm going to be like a Walmart. Watch this guys. You'll see. Why do you want to be a Walmart? Why? Yeah, what? You'll see. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Say what. Yeah. Yeah. And then to quickly wrap up that story. Sorry if it's like, it's just... Walmart. Okay. That's not Walmart.
Starting point is 00:58:55 That's a big thing. What the hell is going on? Um, second Halloween is over. It's time for Christmas. Merry Christmas group chat. That's a big Christmas group chat podcast. Sorry, this podcast is all over the fucking place. Um,
Starting point is 00:59:09 it was, we were talking about the bastions between Abakirky and Austin and the, you know, all do. We, uh, we met a fan outside of our fucking hotel. We did. Shout out to you. I don't know how...
Starting point is 00:59:21 We saw a band. Dude. We did. They were opening up for Lowe. That's crazy. They were. What's the band called? I forget trauma.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Trauma. Trauma Rai. Shout out Trauma Ray. We saw y'all. They were going to open up for Loth. And they're actually in Austin right now. No way. What?
Starting point is 00:59:36 Yeah. Yeah, that was their next stop. It was Albuquerque and then Austin part of their tour. Oh my God. It was actually insane. We called it. Nick was like, hey, you guys are a band? And he was like, yep.
Starting point is 00:59:47 I was like, oh. Yeah, because you guys were like They have like shirts that said, I'm the driver Yeah, I was like, they had long socks Awesome. So Shirley, surely. They had one of those U-Hauls that was like too small To be moving Yeah
Starting point is 01:00:02 And also the band was giving like a It was like their outfits, their look In the van. It all gave a perfect travel image The band image. The vibe was giving band Their vibe was giving hell of band It was screaming at us. It was the old old old. But yeah, that's the gist of the trip.
Starting point is 01:00:21 That's the gist. That's the gist. That is the gist. At least that, you know, it comes to mine off the rip. But it was a good trip. It was a damn good trip. I unfortunately, you know, I will say that I just fall asleep quite a bit on the, on the road there. It sucked being on the very back.
Starting point is 01:00:38 I'll see that much. I could not for the life. I swear you guys were trolling me. I could not hear. I thought we were going to be, uh, I thought we were going to be rotating. I apologize. We should have rotated. Lesson for next time.
Starting point is 01:00:50 I like how I drove for like 40 minutes. Nick drove for like 40 hours, but they drove for 40 minutes. He did. Because it's so much more fun than just sitting there. I like how grunk said that because that he wasn't even there and he knew. Yeah, I was in Nick's car for the other road trip, bro. Oh, true. Anytime, bro.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Anytime I'll do it. You say that. No, go. No, no, no. No, no. I'll do it. I'll do it. No, I'll do it. He drives so fast. Oh man, this
Starting point is 01:01:23 this video's gonna be so much more funnier with Grunks like, inside on the previous road trip. Yeah, that's exactly what he was doing. Is the previous road trip ever gonna see you the light of day? It will. I'm so scared of that damn audio though, because we didn't have laughs this time and that audio was like, you hear Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:01:41 So we'll see if I can pull that out of my ass. It's kind of like how this road trip, there was also like like I said, it's just the all over the placeness that kind of throws it off just a tad bit but with a guiding hand a k a voiceover kind of like telling telling the tell
Starting point is 01:01:58 now we I'll do it I'll do it I'll tell once upon a time I'll got it I'll figure it out I'll do it with you Larry we can be like yeah yeah yeah we can be like a bedtime story we could do it we could do like we're like all yeah we're all like chilling at a campfire and we're telling the story
Starting point is 01:02:14 and then the visuals come in Oh, cute And we could be like Oh, this is where I saw the monkey You know, I really liked that monkey It was really nice It's like a director's cut Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:25 Directors cut Yeah, that That first trip was like That was my biggest fear Was just that audio And how I was able to make use of it Because also we're on like The phone
Starting point is 01:02:37 Half the time So it was like the phone Like I mean I made phone call I guess And there was calling So it's like Okay How do I make a video out of that?
Starting point is 01:02:46 You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like it'd just be more of like a pretty video. It was, it was very pretty for sure. Yeah, that drive was gorge, bro. That was unbelievable. Hashtag gorge drive. Yeah. But with every recording, there's like always a new thing added.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Right. This trip, we had the labs that were added, which grunk you weren't there. But it was cool to have the labs because it was just like, turn on the camera and then turn on the mics. And then we're good. It was just so easy. Like, you just turn them on and we're just there for the entire day. So easy So easy
Starting point is 01:03:19 And then for the next one I'm thinking about adding I should have done it for this one But I couldn't really figure it out But it was like GoPro's just different counties Yeah for the one after that We're thinking of a stunt double Probably stunt doubles
Starting point is 01:03:29 Yeah stunt doubles And then for after that it's gonna hold A whole new cast Okay wait We're not even there Before we wrap it up Before we wrap it up Views at home
Starting point is 01:03:39 Listen we're dumping so much resources Into this group shit Would it be awesome if we got a dummy let me know. A dummy? The answer's yes. Let me know. Are they heavy though?
Starting point is 01:03:51 Aren't they heavy? No, they're all, dude, they're like stuffed animals. That would be so funny. You guys could have infinite bits like genuinely. Yes. It will do. The bits would like quadruple. What's up to you?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Um, um, so. Larry, um, Larry. Um, you got to remind the group chat listeners about the prompts and the drawings because they were really awesome. Oh, okay. Yeah. So last episode, I kind of snuck it in at the end. But we did a review.
Starting point is 01:04:21 It was me, Tanner, and Isaac. Sorry, they just saw happen to be in the vicinity. That's okay. I'm sorry, bro. Dude, it's okay. But yeah, we basically reacted to because we had said on the previous episode before we went to San Diego that we wanted you guys to draw. Actually, Grunkey was your prompt.
Starting point is 01:04:38 You wanted them to draw monsters. Yeah. Or just an original creature in like a minute or two. Dude, they were like freaks. Was there really just a prompt for monsters? It was. It was. Why was Steve Smith?
Starting point is 01:04:50 I don't know. I don't know. I completely forgot about the prompts. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I don't know. But it was really funny. It caught me off guard.
Starting point is 01:05:00 And a lot of you guys like that. So, um, we could do another prompt. I, I do feel bad having people draw and like, you know, but I'll try to include as many. There was just so,
Starting point is 01:05:11 there was a lot. Maybe no more drawing. A lot of drawings. What else? I don't know. We could do drawings still. We could do drawings still. But Tanner,
Starting point is 01:05:20 do you have an idea? Because I know you wanted it. You wanted to do. Draw us as like a cartoon character you like. Draw me as Stan Smith. Draw me as Jake. Oh my God. I can't imagine.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Draw Isaac is Marcelline. Do whatever you want. I can't wait to see Tanner as American Dad in four different people's stars. That would be awesome. That would be so cool. Yeah. Wait. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Wait. You all have to sneak. Y'all artists at home. y'all got a sneaky OC into that shit and send you that's what you all got to do sneakie sneaky OC. Sneaky OC. Sneaky OC. It's going to be like super fucking obvious too. Try to hide it. Try to hide it. Try to hide it. It's like the it's like that Alvin and the chipmunt's picture. I don't know if you guys I've seen that one. Yeah, giant fucking purple little chipmunk in the background. It was never there.
Starting point is 01:06:11 All right. Try to gas like me. It was never there. There was the purple one. No. Thomas. Not in my memory. Thomas, Thomas the chipmunk. Everyone remembers Tom. Thomas the chipmunk.
Starting point is 01:06:23 But yeah, okay, so that's the prompt. Go ahead, draw us in like any fucking cartoon. You can't see your OC in that. Gox about a shit his pants, so we're fucking piecing. Thank you for listening. Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas almost. Guys, have so much fun tonight. Get so much candy.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Yes, do get candy. Have a good candy. Be safe. Be safe. Every time. Be safe. Of course. Check your candy for razor blades.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Yeah, cut open every apple because they put blasers or blades in you. They do. Who hands out apples anymore, bro? So many people. So many people. All right. You heard it here first. Use code group 10% off.
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