The Group Chat - #135 - Jugg edit baby
Episode Date: November 21, 2025This baby and his dumb edit is spreading like a horrific virus... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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F baby
I said it though
I look
Oh you said
Yeah
I'm like
Hello
And this
Welcome back to the group chat
podcast
Yeah
Welcome back to the group chat podcast
Y'all
Now welcome
Yeah
We're doing this at a little
unusual time
I'll admit
I'll admit
It's like 10 PM
It is like 10 p.m
I came back
It's awesome family
And
you know
We're still rolling it
We're still rolling it
We're just rolling it a little later
As you can see
Soft William is in here as well
He's in the big C
Almost said it
He's an F in the big C
He's in the big C right now
Yeah he's in the big C
He's in the big C
He's over there
You're skiing with chills
A word from Soft Willie right here
If he does right here
Everybody say hi
Oh my God
Hey group chat podcast
I'm totally learning
I had a snowboard right now
With chills
I'm busting my ass
Sorry I couldn't make it
but uh duty calls for a skiing trip with the boys
okay you ready
okay let's see if I can make it down the hill
all right well that was that
I don't know if he did what he did
I hope he's okay
if he didn't that was super arco but that'd be fine
yeah I hope he's using
code group yeah I hope he's
10%
hey
for 10% of
let's donate his code group for 10% of
I gave himself to order
Um, okay, guys, listen, we need to address the elephant in the room.
Yeah, big time.
All right.
Listen, y'all, I'm talking 48 hours ago.
We were greeted with this media of this stupid baby and this stupid song that's stuck in my head.
It's nonstop.
One 30 bad pat suit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's too much.
It got to a point where Tanner started doing it and now he's about to be edited.
Yep.
He's in the machine right now into an edit.
I did it absolutely perfect.
No,
I didn't have frame perfect.
That was amazing.
Yeah.
You wouldn't need to add nothing.
We'll just like put the video over the song and that's it.
Yeah.
It took me a while,
but like no baby should have that many expressions and like the eyebrow movements.
I was really trying to get everything perfect.
I feel like I'm brainwashing our audience to like enjoy this media.
Please.
It's popular for today and today only.
Yeah.
Audio listeners are blessed because you just hear us, but visual listeners.
Yeah.
That's the lot.
You're...
Fuckin'clock.
Like grunts camera.
Yeah, I'm cooked as hell.
By the way, so I was gone for, I think it was like three or two days.
And holy crap, you guys, y'all are just like, what happened?
A lot has happened.
First of all, that Minecraft server, we kind of like sprinkled it on the last podcast,
Jerome.
But there's a Minecraft server and that thing is fucking on its wheels, like smooth butter.
It's at the three week phase.
Like, we made it past two weeks.
That's crazy.
Yeah, we've made a bad.
We did.
We had a hiccup.
Grunk.
I,
I've never been this rich in Minecraft.
Really?
Something in the server made me want to grind so hard.
I've been,
I'm actually so rich right now.
It's just like,
it's just like, because the community,
like we have real community in that server.
Absolutely.
Friends and fun.
Yeah.
And it's amazing how.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's a, there's a really big, like,
what is it class different?
so there's like the rich
the super rich and like
the dirt poor
and the dirt poor
we're catching up
yeah
yeah sure squad
dude Isaac has a
villager facility
like where he just houses
and breeds them
and they don't get to leave
or see the light of day
like
he has like a house
he has like 90
dude he has like 20 librarians
it was scary
because it was like
in a dirt hole
and there was like
mine rails
and there was car
and people coming in
and now it's like
fuck what is happening
it's like
generally
There's like chains hanging from the ceiling.
Like there's no chains and they have little flowers.
Well, at least soon.
That's on the to-do list.
Wow.
Right.
Once one of them gives me like power five.
When are you satisfied?
Yeah.
Wait,
no.
Better question is why do you do this every server?
That's the first thing you do that.
Dude, it's just like an interview with like the CEO.
Yeah.
This is like, you're rock star right now.
You're like the rock star and we're like the people like asking you.
You're like, what's going on?
Why?
So like, what do you doing?
Um, well, to answer that,
what was the question?
Why is that the first thing you did when you have?
when you enter a Minecraft server.
You're like,
alright, let's get all these villagers.
Let's get everything.
Okay, it's not the first thing I do.
It's the first thing.
It's the first like main thing.
I go for iron and diamond
and then after I get that
because I'm not trying to die, dude.
I was getting the licked.
Here's the thing.
You spend way too long sitting it all up
and it happens in every server
that you don't get to enjoy it
and then it like it's dead
by the time you're done with it.
So the whole time.
But this server's different.
it's different
this is different
this one's different
it's different
it's different
it's really hard
to not compete
with my peers
who have grinders
in their base
but it's shared
like you can go
using it
yeah it is
okay
you're in the area
after okay
viewers at home
listen here's a thing
we have
a Minecraft server
around
at Grand Coast
where he has
his IRA friends
and also us
on it
and it's super funny
and it's cute
and awesome
however
what was I going
with this
yeah
You don't have a fucking point.
Oh, dude, it was right in the peak of me, like, editing.
So I was watching everybody, like, from Squidward Window get all this awesome fucking gear
and Netherite.
And then finally, when my schedule freeze up, I need to go.
It's time to go.
They're talking about the Elytra race, guys.
The tech race, the big, big Elytra.
It's going to be awesome.
It's going to happen, dude.
And I'm really, I'm afraid.
And I can't compete.
crap.
Well, you can't.
Bro, you're taking the long route, bro.
Like, it took me, like, a day to get God armor and tools.
Like, not even.
It took me, like, two or three hours.
Yes, I'm so serious.
I still have all diamond, like, with shit enchantment.
Dude, you just have to sit there for a while at the grinder
and just re-enchant things over and over until you get the right thing.
I was on the grinder for at least four hours the other day because I just kept enchanting
and just non-stop.
I sat at the grinder for, like, two or three hours one day.
And literally, as soon as I, like, got God-arm.
I went to a bastion.
I was like, I'm going to try out this new god armor.
And I died as soon as I got in there.
And I lost all my armor.
That's my fear.
But my fallback is that I'll have a villager for each thing I lose.
Right.
But also like, no, you got it.
I have more confidence in yourself, bro.
Oh, no, I'm scared.
The bastion be my ass.
There will be my ass.
You have sharpness.
You have looting.
You have like sweeping edge.
I don't have.
I don't have any of that.
And whatever you just said, I don't have.
Yes, you do.
I haven't been able to put it on my armor.
Dude, I have nothing.
Try enchanting.
I did.
You know what I got out of my chest plate?
Protection 3.
30 levels, by the way.
Why would you do that?
Why aren't you going for tools?
I go for pickax first.
Tools first, armor last.
Oh, my tools already had like stuff on it.
Also, it's like a super Minecraft like era we're in.
It was really funny reading and seeing all of the reactions to Jerome ASF on the last podcast.
True.
Because like who knows where that came.
Because like everyone has been asking for that.
And we finally deliver.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For a long long time
A week that we get
About Jerome
It was overwhelming
So we're like
You know what?
Yeah, let's do it.
Why not?
We're like, yeah.
It's been cool.
I think this whole Minecraft there
has come at a really good time
At a splendid time
And especially I like the fact
That it's around these holidays
Because these holidays are the coaxies
Yeah, if there was any time
It's to launch a Minecraft so early.
Yeah.
It would be around a time
where the sun sets at 5.30 p.m.
Yeah.
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with me. Really pissed off about that still. I don't know why that's a thing.
Dude, I, I wake up at 3. No, no, not 3 p.m. I wake up and then I go to the gym. And as soon as I get done with the gym, the sun's like setting. So it's already like red and dusk out. And then I shower and I come back out pitch black. I'm like, well, you know, it's just what happens. Yeah. Yeah. It's just another dollar.
A day, another dollar. But yeah, the timing of it like, um, oh my God, man. The hang. The hanging.
out i've been splendid and it's a very very much new to think because you guys with work
and everything like yeah it is crazy we went on so long without any chilling like when's the last
time so we've chilled and it was a lot and it's uh it was unspoken like i guess publicly to uh some of yasso
if y'all listen like you know what i'm saying if y'all kept up you know um there's been a lot of behind
the scenes work and it's been cool uh for sure but at the same time the time there's been no chill
yeah it's been no chill and that was like it was like a thing we've been talking to each other about
was like wanting to do more chill so that there's like not just like this con like consistent
overbearingness of like we need to make it make sure everything's prepared and like the best way
possible and blah blah and all these things it's like where's the chill at because there used to be
a lot of chill back in there used to be you know what i'm saying like when tanner was like driving
by the wayside on the ocean
and trying to crash and die
and then grunk would come home and
not the smartest decision but I do miss joining my
call joining the call in Discord on driving
I'm just
remember that clip of when I pretended to crash
and I was like
yeah and it just fell and everything
too
oh my gosh
but yeah like
what I have been glad about though
is that at least with like the work side of the
things it's been going like
you know it's been a mixed bag but for the most part
like we're posting weekly gaming stuff um and i know it's like not the biggest thing at the
moment but i am proud of the fact that it has been happening consistently and i'm still building
like this like little system for it and i was thinking about doing like a like a fanaf training
video or like how to make like group gaming video-esque stuff for our editors because i have a hard
time teaching editors how do you how do you give a tour of a dyson sphere is a better question
because that's about the same that's on the same level of like difficulty yeah the
the divinci the hard the hard part about it is really the mindset of it's like you know when i was
going to the movie theaters i would come back with a lot of like cool like reference material you
know i'm watching this whole movie i'm like wow it's a pretty good idea oh the song the sound on
that's pretty cool and so i would come home but like when an editor's working on it it's like
how do you teach somebody to be like okay watch this movie and you'll get what i mean when i say
make this edit like this yeah you know so it's like yeah it's like a little little teetis
I'm not a great teacher but I'm trying I'm trying my damn hardest um but yeah like at least is
being consistently put out and uh trying to keep up on that um as well as with the main channel soon
trying to prep that up because that's a whole different work style yeah there's a lot of stuff
actually you know what wait I'm thinking about it because
Today would be Friday when y'all listening.
So that means about this time, if not, maybe a day later.
Look out for a Swagger Souls video.
Because that should be going up either today or tomorrow.
And look out for my Twitter or no, my TikTok.
Yeah, no, shit.
Shit is fire.
Do you guys remember what I record on my phone?
The, me?
Yeah, do you guys remember the we remember ever in the smoker?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was so funny.
That was so funny.
Spongebob dog.
Oh, yeah.
Did it.
Yeah.
In the midst of puking.
Bro, my jacket still smells very smoky, and I swear to God, it's wrong.
I need to, like, wash it or something.
Yeah, probably.
That smoke does not go off.
It does not go away from clothing.
Dude, it stays in your hair.
Like, even after water, like, rinsing, you need to wash your hair, else it'll stay in your hair.
If you shake your head, if you shake your head, if you shake your dry cell.
after like a bonfire
dude that shit will like it's like an aroma
that fills the yeah kind of nice but
dude wait same with chlorine
you guys ever swim in a pool
and then like you're covered in chlorine
yeah you're gonna wash it off
and you're like fucks your hair out there
dude I hate that it's like having long hair
like has really taken away
the joy of like yes
yes I do not I don't swim
I do not swim because of the hair
I got swim cap though I could put it on
I was thinking about getting my hair short again but
then I'll like
like remember all them ice age or no yeah i think it's ice age jokes and uh yeah all the
oh god yeah i see baby jokes i would have to get a permanent so it's not like a bob and it's like
at least has some cool movement but if i cut it right now why not why not it's funny ice age baby larry
again part two fucking yeah yeah i mean hey yeah i think it i think your short hair looked pretty
good. Yeah, I like
it. I mean, it was, dude, mating twice
m'all, voila. Oh, my
God.
Vala, baby.
I'ma, ma'amia. That's what splendid
matey. It was good.
I remember back when
I had my hair swore to a little bit,
a little bit long.
It was like down my ears.
It was like years and years and years ago. But then I cut it.
And it was like the weight
off my head.
Yeah. Mixed with like the ease of it drying.
It was like, I'm never doing. I'm never going back.
But now I have a whole fucking bun on the back of my head.
Right.
And dude, I am so tempted.
Oh, I just want to cut it off.
But also,
I've had the same haircut for like 25 years so far.
Dude,
I just really grow it out.
Yeah.
And keep at it.
Dude,
if I grow it out,
it like weighs down.
And it's just like,
it looks really stupid and it poofs out on the sides.
Oh.
Like,
I want to see that.
You should,
oh, dude.
Grow up bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just get a little.
No, just grow out this part right here, right here.
Just the bang.
I was thinking like, grow up the back, right?
Keep the back short.
Keep everything short with the base.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, like, so you grow up the back.
You've got that flow up there.
You kind of shave the sides.
You kind of like have a little poof so you can slick it back and you just put your hat on.
Kind of like a maze.
Like a mace and like a mace and like people can like follow it when they're bored.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah, like like behind the line.
Yeah.
Tattoo the, the, the formula.
I think, yeah, if anyone's, if anyone's going to, do you do it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
There's Tanner.
There's one.
There's one.
I don't even think I can do it.
Like three different times.
Yeah, I did just keep doing it.
Audio listeners at home, Tanner.
Actually, to begin, there's a baby GIF that's playing.
There's a gift.
baby and he's like really humid like he's like an adult character is what am i saying here he's
he's like i don't moving like an adult but he's a baby but he's a baby he's like and it's like and it's
a really i don't know it's kind of an addicting watch i hope it's not too overwhelming for some of y'all folks
like i can't get enough of it's just crazy to look y'all it's never going to get old it's never
going to get old it's in like a white boy it's going to get old they're never going to know they're going to know
they're going to know oh no no no no no dude i
feel like nothing has even happened in life
really last week
yeah it hasn't like things have happened in my personal life
but not like things to talk about life
it's yeah talk about
is it private it's pretty private I'd say
oh shit I'm classified yeah
yeah like
what's that from it like
it's kind of the same thing with me but I will say
one thing because when I went out to go see
the fam squad
I was
going to
Houston and the drivers in Houston are holy fucking God bad like you guys need to oh my god and
the traffic oh my fucking God you guys it's bad it's so bad I was talking to my sister because
we're both driving there and like we were talking about it how they're bad they're shitty and
as we're talking about it right across um it was a it was a it was a challenger I knew it's
always yeah yeah it was a great wow
Great Dodge.
And it drove right past those.
And I don't know.
I might have a video on my phone.
But it was just like,
fuck's going on with yaw, bro.
Like,
fuck is going on.
I don't know if this is going to like.
I hate a bad driver.
There's nothing worse than driving behind someone who sucks at driving.
Dude, it's nasty.
Because first of all,
they go so slow.
And then like,
when you try and pass them,
they realize it.
And then they start speeding up.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Houston drivers were like really fast.
Like,
they're all like 10 above.
And that's everyone.
That's like the whole, like, damn, you know.
Everyone's going 100.
If you're going slow, you're going to get shit on really bad, like horrifically bad.
And you're probably going to get hit.
But top 10 driving pet peeves, number 10.
When I loki be in the right hand lane and I'm like trying to pass, but then there's someone on the left.
I definitely went past.
Oh.
And like there's a, there's a chance for me.
But I'm like, I look back to make sure that they're not going to like they're back there and I can make this.
And they speed up.
Yeah.
What is you doing?
What is you doing?
I was just behind you.
I was just behind you.
Yeah.
Dude, I had a, oh my gosh.
I was going through a toll and a guy like went out to my right and just slammed his gas through the toll.
Like to pass me like through a toll.
And it was like, what are we doing?
Like this is like the most unnecessary thing.
We got to get to that red light fast.
Dude, we got to hurry.
That phrase I've been spamming because it's what it's been like the last week.
Like, what are we doing?
What's going on?
What is this?
what are we what's going on what's happening what's happening what's happening why yeah it's so
abysmal number nine on my top 10 pet peeve driving edition number nine is uh when when a food
low key be going like 10 under the goddamn limit okay yeah yeah like i can't bash on it because it's
legal yeah yeah you just got like suck it up no is it though because like technically it doesn't it
get to a point where it's like actually not legal.
Yes, it gets, if you're on a highway and you're going like,
the flow of traffic is like you're,
you're holding it up, bro.
Like, you will be out over.
They're like, you're going so slow.
You're going too slow, man.
Which is a rare,
it's a rare occurrence.
Depressed car.
I'll be real.
Dude, you want to actually happen to me today on my way to the gym.
Yeah.
I was driving.
I was,
I was having a good time.
And this guy pulled,
he like goes in front of me.
I'm like,
all right, sweet.
And he slows down to at least 10 miles per hour.
And,
He stops.
He literally comes to a stop.
And then he turns into like the H.E.B.
And like, all right, sweet.
Just hurry up and go.
And the light changes to red.
So I miss the green and I hit the red.
I was like,
I hate that so much.
I hate that.
I'm like,
or just hitting back to back red lights like over and over.
And you just try to get home and it's like,
oh my God, bro.
That was Isaac because he was helping me like, he was like,
God, we're both going and we get to a yellow and we,
dude, it was like,
it was like the yellow's fall.
us. We were getting followed by yellow.
And it was like, it was like
yellow, okay, cool, go through it.
And the next light, yellow, okay, cool.
Like, try to go through it. And then it's
fucking, kept going.
Not to incriminate myself, but I was like,
I was really hauling ass through those
yellow. You, okay, yeah, you were at
the tail end of the yellow. You were
definitely at the tell end. That's okay. Like my
you're just to have like two seconds when it's red. I can't
even lie. Because it stays, like, all light
stay red, even after it. Like, it's not like
immediate, like once it goes red, this one's go green.
Dude, I always think about, like, you think originally when they were making traffic lights,
there was just red and green, and then they realized, like, how shit it had an idea that was.
So they had to add a buffer.
Go and stop immediately.
Like, all right, just wonder if they off-rip had a yellow light in there.
Then we do need a little break.
They need to be an orange.
What's the orange?
Yeah, wait, can we try?
Can we try to predict what the next, like, traffic light deals?
I've already asked you.
I already asked you, Isaac.
Have you seen the bus signals?
Yeah, you're trying to say blue
And that's just not happening
Blue is not coming
I've seen a blue light before
I really have
I've seen
It's a green go
It's an early memory
But I'm like dude
Why is that light blue?
Like what is that?
I have an early memory of blue light as well
But growing up I think I've seen green lights
I just look blue
I'm telling you Isaac
I
Dude
When we were like looking for a house
Right we were driving to a lot
of different houses
And every single like
I was like I was trying to like
you know, you know, you know,
roll the dots, shoot the shits, you know what I'm saying,
play the cards?
And I kept asking Isaac, I was like,
what would, like, what would your process be
if you saw blue?
What would I do?
Okay, there's like, yeah,
there's like green, yellow, red,
what if it's just blue?
Like, what's, you go, do you stop, you wait?
That's pretty good at.
I would think about it.
I'd be like, hmm.
Yeah, like, as I'm approaching,
I just like steadily roll into the middle of the intersection.
is there a blue traffic light
there is in Japan
what does it do
I don't know bro
it's just blue
yes blue lights appear on traffic signals
no they don't
they just don't
dude it does
but their process is not the same
as the main red yellow and green lights
a common use for blue lights
is to act as confirmation light
for police officers
illuminating when the traffic light
is red to help them identify
red light runners from a distance
what
no way
that's weird
tattle-ass color
I knew I saw blue
crazy
why have I never seen
that before
I've never seen that before
Larry and tenor
are doing the gif again
you're gonna tune into the YouTube
side of shit you'll see
some of them
some of them are at work
I've you know received
messages and they're like you know
they're at work or they're just like
driving or
Yeah, like, you know, so
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, it seems to be talking
I just like make facial expressions
And I feel like that's talking enough
Yeah, like what I begin with, that's true
Facial expressions be speak
Okay, but wait, that doesn't answer a question
Because I'm low-key still on it
What, blue? What's the question?
Not blue, like, what's the next, what's the next big?
What's next for the big traffic?
For big traffic?
For big traffic? Oh, United Nations.
Do you remember they're like China, like, those repellent?
Yeah, remember the, it's,
like a laser show that's over the i was thinking about that as i was driving home with larry i'm not
even kidding you what and i met they're okay in china i think in like one street they were testing
out something to deter people from like falling asleep at the wheel um and their solution was like a
fucking rainbow laser show over eight lanes of traffic it looked crazy it looked absurd it looked like you
were driving under rainbow road would that yeah that not make it worse that i miss you up yeah
then people were like, isn't that just like the most distracting
thing ever?
And everyone's like, oh, shh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, what about like bumps?
I mean, isn't there like roads where like they bump there's music playing too?
And it's like, oh yeah.
There's no hog words.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, like you get the, you know, shooting the shoes, playing the cars, you know, rolling
the dice.
You get it.
Okay.
Okay.
I actually got it.
I got the next traffic thing.
Okay.
Everyone's cars are synced.
So there's no like,
gradual startup everyone just goes and stops at the same time at intersection so there's no time
wasted. It's made with gravity so like every card is magnet every card is always like magnets. They all
have to like they always like sync up because of the magnets. Because think about I was talking with
Pulsefire Mitchell about this one day where he was telling me how like there would be no traffic
if everyone accelerated at the same exact time. Yes. That's true.
That might be like the closest we'll get to the next thing because now I'm thinking
about it. Think about Tesla's.
Everything was automatic.
All you have to put is your waypoint and it starts
driving for you in every single car is driving
all the same.
Dude, it's a freaking waymo.
Yeah, sure. Thinking about like,
thinking about freaking public
transport and how like for every 30
cars there's one person. Imagine all 30 people on one
bus or something. And like imagine if we just had a
shit ton of buses. And then like it was just like
they were all like AI buses.
AI bus
What if we're like
What if we're looking at compilation
In four years
Dude
Four of the smartest minds in the world
And we're like we're all nailing it on the head
I feel like we're actually coming with
Coming up with the future year
Because think about this, okay
I'm ready
So can you believe that we have Waymos
that are taking taxi driver jobs
Versus imagine
Imagine like a Waymo type service
But it's for U-Haul
So it's like the truck
comes and you load it up and then you just say
go to the destination instead of you yourself
having to drive it. That would have made
way more sense.
Waymo sense.
What was that saying?
What was that video we watched?
You know who made the Waymo?
It was the Dean's Last Ride.
Dean's Last Ride. Good watch.
Guys go watch it. Great video.
Who made Waymo?
Jaguar.
You're fucking kidding. Are you serious?
I'm serious. I'm serious. That is so
funny. Dead ass.
because dead ass
nobody's buying a jaguar's anymore
so they made an electric car
and nobody
nobody's driving
when I think of Jaguar
I think of like antique like old
like you know dad
I had a friend who had a Jaguar and you could
like turn the Jaguar on the front of it
backwards really
is that the one where they
reproduced the engine would make it sound like an animal
I gotta correct myself
no Jaguar
I gotta correct myself
No, Jaguar did not make Waymo
Oh, what?
Where'd you even think of that?
Two companies enter, okay, I don't know.
It's like you're dead cows.
You're damn one billion dollar cows.
Dude, did you see, this is late to the topic,
but that damn AI robot that living in people's houses
that does everything, but it's like fake?
Yes, what's his name?
Marcus Brownlee.
Yeah, Marcus Brownlee named it and coined it.
No, he was like, yeah.
You're just lying, what's going on?
No, no.
but there is a robot that was advertised as like it can do everything it can do your chores at home for you
yeah and like but 10 year olds are freaking out um what it is if you get the robot it has to like a guy in
VR like a thousand miles away has to insert through the robot you're lying you're like and like
basically gives them access to just the inside of your home and like all of your personal stuff
Dude.
You're lying.
Yeah.
Let me clean out your wallet.
It was small.
It was in a small text at the very bottom.
Yeah.
Like,
are you serious?
Yes,
yes,
yes,
yes.
Like the only thing I can actually do
autonomously is like opening close a door.
Oh my God.
Every word out of my mouth grung just yanked that shit is exactly what it is.
Is the only,
the only thing that was autonomous that it could do was open the fucking door for guests.
Dude,
everything else in this video was controlled by someone in the room.
We're in the second cold world.
Cold War, what's been going on with my mouth recently, man.
And I was trying to say something with Isaac in the car and I couldn't say it.
I forget what it was.
But we're in the second Cold War and they're trying to get AI bots out and about.
It's like VR headsets, right?
Like you got Samsung and Apple and everyone trying to drop their VR headsids.
Same with gaming.
You got the Quest.
You got the now Steam headset with the little cube and all that.
Now you got the AI bots.
But I saw a presentation.
I think it was Russian.
presentation of an AI bot and dude it was some of the most embarrassing like oh my god I felt so bad
but they were like wait wait oh go ahead sorry there was a bot and it was on the stage and it was
like it was like trying to walk forward and they just fucking falls forward like an old man and you see
these guys rush and grab it oh two other guys with like a black like sheet trying to block it but
they killed it and they're trying to like lift it dude it's so bad it's a fail it's a it's a really
It falls over and starts like project out.
Like it's an epic.
Just fireworks and sparks everywhere.
And sparks and wires.
Yeah, have the crowd dies and like it's bad.
But dude, oh my God.
The last time.
They're rushing it though.
History repeats itself, bro.
You want to hear something?
Yeah.
The last time we laughed like this hard at something that was really bad at his job was back
when Will Smith was eating spaghetti.
All took was two years.
Watch.
Wait.
I mean, it's going to get like, it's bad now.
It looks stupid.
No, I have a really bad feeling about it definitely is the start.
Like, everyone's got to stop somewhere.
It's, yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
But it's just like, it's shitty that they advertise it.
Like, it could do so much stuff.
I know.
Yeah, they ask, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's all automatic and it's all like cool.
It's just a guy in his underwear in his basement.
Like, all right, what do you want me to do?
What is like?
All right.
All right.
Can you believe this is a timeline?
This is, this is like the timeline that the, the Jetsons were joking about.
Yeah.
Like, we left it at first.
And now it's.
becoming a reality and it hasn't really clicked
in any of her heads.
Well, that's just crazy to me.
Have you like been thinking about it?
Well, yeah, I mean, I thought about a few times how like
by the time I'm getting jobs
and stuff, it's like
everything's going to be different.
Like, it's going to be really different.
Our lifetime is going to be the most crazy one, probably.
Yeah.
So we're not really allowed to like have sex with the robots.
Like where are the sex robots?
Pretty soon.
They said it was this year, right?
I think so.
They?
Right?
Yeah, they did.
They did.
You know,
they promised me.
On the great fine,
I heard we're almost
going to be able to have
sex with these sex robots.
Are you talking about that damn post?
It was 2026, I think.
No,
they changed it.
Why the fuck do you guys
both know about that
and what you were dropped?
They changed it.
They changed it.
They changed it delayed sex with a robot.
They pushed that back.
They pushed that back.
They did.
They did.
They did.
No,
no,
it was 25,
but they changed it at 20.
2026 and then you'll now be out of sex with robots.
Have you guys watched the movie Her?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
That's kind of the reality.
It's like Joaquin Phoenix.
Oh.
He has like a girlfriend.
He falls in love with his AI girlfriend.
But it's actually really good.
The bot also is dating like a billion trillion other people because it's an AI bot.
So it's like.
But the people are AI.
Yeah.
It's like it's really, it's really.
cool I like talk about odd future
yeah that's why they called it that
dude because the future's so fucking odd
I gotta stop saying the swear words
hey man I'm on that boat too
bro yeah I was talking
I've gotten a little sailor mouth
this past year so
yeah it's chill
it's yeah it's all good
comes with the territory man it's a way of expressing
right yeah I cursed in front of my brother
again and like I look he felt bad
about it and I'm like wait I'm 22
And he didn't, you know, obviously, obviously he didn't care.
I don't know, I don't know if you got like, dude, I have this thing where like,
with my siblings where, because I'm the youngest.
So when I curse in front of them, I feel really awkward about it.
Oh, wait, you and T.
Yeah.
Like I said, I think I said shit in front of my like 30 year old sister one time.
And I'm like 25 and was like, I like looked at her and made sure like she.
That wasn't in trouble.
It's like actually I'm scared.
I still.
I also found out my siblings are way older than I remember because I,
thought they were cute oh my god my sister is about to be 40 whoa whoa like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
it's crazy bro i'm a younglin you stop paying attention and they just grow i know but then i was like um
because i was like talking to my aunts right and i was like you know and then it was like wait it's not
my aunt's my cousin but my cousins are my second cousins a lot going on i don't know i don't know it's kind of weird
it's weird like the way i grew up was that they were they told me that my um my cousins are my
cousins are my aunts and my uncles so i would always call them that growing up and then as i you know
grew older and started to understand a family it's probably a thing of like authority i bet i guess so i mean
they're older than me like way older than me they all they all have kids they all like you know
cousins makes it sound like you're
like you guys are like two years yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah equal saying but the ones who are equal
to my age are actually my second cousins i was just born late um comes with the territory huh
is what they say i'm i'm interested in this shit because you and tanner both have like this
trauma of cursing around your your older siblings i'm the oldest so i'm like i'm like kind
of wondering like is my little brother like afraid of doing that
Yeah, probably.
I mean, okay,
Tanner, were you scolded?
Or, like,
were you ever, like,
told not to curse or, like,
were you ever, like...
Yeah, I think I said crap one time
when I was four.
No, not four.
Like, just around that age
and they're like,
don't say that.
And I was like...
Dude, I still remember the night.
It was at my brother's...
Like, his father-in-law's ranch
and we were sitting in the backyard
and we had a, like,
fire pit and we were just sitting on the lawn chairs
and they were at,
like, we were kind of like taking turns
talking or whatever.
And it was my turn.
And they were talking,
like, I was in middle school,
I think,
or I was like an elementary.
I don't remember.
I was young though.
And they were like asking me how school was.
I was like,
yeah,
we're just like doing like a bunch of like homework and shit.
I said,
and shit at the end of it.
And then I was like,
and my brother looked at me and he kind of gave me that like,
who's the guy from the boys?
You're like,
you know,
kind of like that.
Yeah,
Homelander.
Yeah,
home lander.
Give me the little finger and like it was like,
no,
no, no.
Don't say that.
And I was like, oh, shit.
So I was like, I was low-key in accident, too.
Like, I was born 10 years before.
They don't want to admit to it, man.
After?
After, yeah, not before.
After.
Wow.
Damn.
My oldest sister's like 36 and I'm 26.
So, like, I was just like, looking at accident.
If it makes you feel better, I think all of us were accidents, but they don't want to admit that.
Because who the hell sits down to game playing is a baby?
Yeah.
My mom said it was like a happy surprise.
All right, so we're going to, I'm going to take my wiener out and I'm going to put it in you, all right?
Listen, listen.
And after that, like, things are going to happen.
And you're going to get like low-key pregnant, like, low-key, though.
And then, like, we're going to have it, but we're going to, like, struggle about the babies in the rooms.
Dude, it's crazy.
I'm getting to the age where, like, dim young pregnancies are happening to people I, like, know from my life.
And it's like, it's crazy to see.
It's like, dang, I can't.
There is someone I know who is my age, 22 years old.
two kids
they're adorable
don't get me
they're so cute
but yeah
I'm like dang
all the better to you
that was really scary
that
that was really
fucking scary
I looked like a toilet
man
looking here
dude
dude
my
my
my
my
It's disgusting, bro.
That's disgusting.
It looks like a prolapse almost.
Oh, wow.
Amazing.
Sorry, everyone.
The only people I'm like, I don't curse around.
I try not to or my parents.
Because I was born, I was born and raised religious.
And cursing was like if y'all parents didn't like cursing, my parents hated.
Your person, parents skinned you a lot.
Bro.
Yeah.
It was like, it was belt on any, any, any.
word. Yeah. If I say a cuss word around
my mom, I feel like it's over and I can't do
anything to repair that bond.
I try not to.
I've actually started... It's that extreme?
It's that extreme for me.
Wow. That's actually frightening.
My parents,
we've recently gotten hip to cursing
around each other.
My dad will just say, fuck.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What up?
Shit. I started, I started like
planting some shits in there.
And, uh...
Like testing me.
You gotta, like, it's like, uh...
Because there wasn't a while, it's like, uh...
Yeah, it's like a 20% velocity shit.
Or sometimes I delay, like, just in case, like this water is like, you know, yeah, we're just doing stuff and shit.
They're all like, oh, don't even excuse me afterwards.
Be like, yeah, we're just, uh, we're just playing here and shit.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Pardon my French will get you out of any, like, oh, my God, dude.
Pardon my friends, yeah, and they low-key buy it, too.
Like, my parents would be like, home.
My son, loki, smart.
My son's French is hell.
My son's so French.
He's fucking French.
But guys, we need to grow up.
I don't grow up, dude.
I'm almost 30.
I can say fucking...
Oh.
Hey.
Careful, careful.
Dude, when I was, when I was streaming a lot, it was like almost every stream, I was like, guys, this one, I'm not cursing a single bit.
I'm not a single word jar.
one time
or was one of your commands
like no cursing for 10 minutes
yeah and I had to like
a hundred thousand points
yeah
yeah
but the
the cost was too high
the
it was too high okay
okay didn't even want to do it too
because I made it like super expensive
it was like really hard to bite my tongue
and not curse
it's a really I mean like
I want to definitely
remove it from my language
I want to use it like
intelligently
you like I want to turn it off
dude like yeah the worst thing
that happens is when you realize you're cussing too much
yeah and it's so you're like annoying
like it's so like this is like immature
like I'm talking like a middle school year old
like middle school year old like
what do I even say?
What did I say?
I've gotten dumb I've gone
literally has gone stupid
I've gone stupid I think that's what happens
when you when you stop cursing
I think a lot of the words I use this filler
I know and it's bad
I'm saying weird shit
Greg do you remember we did a podcast episode
when we were trying to
like not use a lot of um
yes yes like like no buffers no buffers no like
guys you should try that but tell a story tell a full story without saying like
and it's it was like dude have you guys ever tried to talk to someone
um a stamp okay let me try again have you guys ever talk to someone about your feelings
or things that are hard to talk about and you just find yourself repeating the same
things over and over again like um uh and i just feel like and it's just feel like and it's
just like, and I'm just like...
And then the whole thing deflates.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
Me personally, it's like...
It's...
I catch it.
And it frustrates me so much.
And then you notice people who once shot it.
Like, every sentence they say, it's all in one shot.
I'm like, dude.
There's this girl in my freaking bird lab.
That she...
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Dude, you were like
The face was still
Yeah, you had like a leather face
You're like leather face
That's scary
Oh
How do you do that
I don't know
But yeah
She's so well spoken and like
And she's a double major
And she already has like two research papers
Under her belt
And she's not even graduated
Some people are too smart
We need to eliminate
Bro
You need to stop
You need to stop
And it's
like, I feel like my, my face, my, look, like,
oh my God, dude.
Holy cow.
All right, pause, wait.
My, yeah, regroup.
My mouth is so long.
I'm like a soy face.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's a little head, a little bit.
Soft Willie would fucking malfunction.
in his podcast atmosphere.
Oh my God.
Yeah, he would have shit his bricks.
Okay.
Shit his bricks.
Oh,
there's something I was about to talk about.
Yeah, double major, very well-spoken, has,
has about two research papers written before even graduating under, and within four years.
And it's crazy.
And it is crazy.
And it is crazy.
Okay, let's talk about that.
The over-year.
usage of crazy.
And I notice it.
I noticed it.
Like,
okay,
the reason why I say this is because,
like,
I was watching my nephew watch videos,
I guess.
I was watching videos with my nephew,
right?
I was like,
put on whatever you watch or whatever,
like,
like,
all right,
all right,
challenge.
No likes.
No likes.
No likes.
No likes.
Okay.
I was watching videos with my nephew.
Right.
And I told him,
put on what.
whatever you like.
Hey.
Okay.
No,
that's good to use.
Hey, hey.
Um,
we watched.
I said,
um,
whatever.
Whatever.
It's like we're speaking English for this first.
We watched it together.
It's a final project.
Yeah.
There's someone learning.
Stop.
You're from Thailand and this is his English exam.
We watched it together.
And I noticed that the YouTubers that he was watching were all Roblox guys.
And they all.
said, this is crazy.
This is the crazy.
This crazy.
Everything's crazy.
I'm crazy.
We're crazy.
We're crazy together.
This game is crazy.
And it's such an overused word now.
And I noticed it now with like people were just saying it all over.
I said it now.
That's so interesting.
But I notice it a lot now and it's jarring.
I was going to say jarring should be the, uh, the alternative.
But you also got.
This is jarring.
You could use outrageous.
You could use.
Yeah.
Upsetting.
It's about.
Uh, unreal, random, unreal, yeah, jarring, outrageous, unreal, fanatical.
Crazy's overused.
It's the same way that like and, um, are put into like us.
No, uh, uh, but it's so fun.
I disagree.
Like crazy is not like a buffer word.
I think crazy is.
It's, I don't know.
It's a known.
A lot of things are crazy.
I do want to hear.
No, that's crazy.
have to say about it though because like audience i think y'all have a bit too in this and not maybe it's
like an unopinionated it's like it's like a filler reaction that's what i think about it's like a
it's like that's crazy you tell someone the whole story and they go oh that's crazy that's crazy
it's like it's like my my big airship of a story just gets fucking popped and then it's
yeah but crazies and uses like that every time it's a lot it's a lot okay i'll try and pick up on that
Yeah, you're crazy.
Tune your ears.
Tune your ears to it.
Maybe you're the crazy sayer.
Maybe you're the sayer.
I think I might be.
Or the craziness.
I'd be a little blind to the other thing.
I'm thinking of more things to do.
Wait, we have the drawings.
We have drawings to look at, don't we?
Oh, we do.
I don't have to prepare to, though.
I was going to think, I was going to say, I was going to think of like an adjective.
What's a crazy adjective?
That isn't said enough.
What a grunx friend said?
What is an adjective?
That's another question.
What did they say?
I don't remember.
I'll be real.
I remember what I said back.
I said bodacious.
And bodacious is pretty high up there
on the vocab, I think.
Well, see, I feel like the,
the more syllables
that a word is,
the less is going to be said, I feel.
You think so.
It's always something that's easy.
It's like quick food or a snapshot.
Right.
Because crazy.
It's like,
I was going to say,
snappy food what am i think of fast food
what the hell
what are you thinking of fast food
snappy food is
how is it like
snappy food even
snappy food is uh
because like words that are easy to say
like one syllable whatever just quick
boom crazy yes boom easy it's like
crazy that's a chicken nugget crazy
dang that's crazy
badations it's like it's like a it's like waggie
it's like a steak
yeah
yo yo yo yo
Yeah, tune in the 45 minutes of 55 seconds if you guys are, you guys will not believe what we're talking about.
Guys, my head hurt so bad after.
So, like, chicken nuggets is crazy, right?
But like, a quarter counter, that's bodacious.
Like, that's bodacious.
Dude, slavituous.
You ever heard of voluptuous?
Voluptuous.
What about, um, that's not what it's for, but people use it a lot for that.
Voluptuous, big old butt.
Like, big old voluptuous butt.
Yeah.
I know it.
I can't think of any.
You got it.
Guys, we're not,
I don't think they're smart enough.
No.
It's crazy.
It's unreal.
I like Unreal.
I like Unreal.
I like Unreal.
Outrageous.
No, that's unreal.
It's outrageous.
That's outrageous.
I can't believe it.
That's shocking.
I can't believe this.
It's very fanatical of you.
Critical?
That's critical.
Wow, that's critical.
That's crucial.
That's crucial.
That's crucial.
That's crucial, man.
Dengs.
The CR words are really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Predacious.
Cretaceous.
Custaceous.
Crestaceous.
Crestaceous.
Crestation.
Crestation.
What are we talking about?
That's crippling.
This podcast is falling off.
It's the air of everything.
All the wrong shit.
And audio listeners, that segment.
I'm going to have that on YouTube.
So you're going to hear it's, there's an awkward cut here.
Okay, there's an awkward cut, but we just went through a lot of images, ATM at the moment.
ATMO, I guess we went through it before.
But yeah, ladies gentlemen, there has been not a whole lot, a lot more private stuff that can't really be spoken.
So we do apologize for the sort of like lack of subjects this time around.
Lots of happenings.
We just have at the same time.
Like, Loki, we were on to some shit earlier with that traffic stuff.
like just you guys just watch
all right you come back to the podcast
in 20 years when it's all
on the road and real
the blue light
fucking blue lights I guess
the blue lights are gonna be here tomorrow
let's watch
Nick we're gonna hear about
Nick's tails in the mountains
oh the mountain tails are about to go ham
and that's next week
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