#136 - ITS ALL SO RED
00:00 Welcome Oh, man Oh, God, no, dude, we can't, no. Welcome back to something. That's a good intro. That's a good. That's good.
00:22 Hi, everyone. Guy, that was unprofessional. F. Oh, it was. Oh, it was. It was good. Oh, it was good. Oh, welcome back.
00:30 To it's to room for room To the room chat Back to you Exactly Episode 8 Episode 8 We're our first podcast Yeah we're checking it out
00:41 Thank you Hey you look familiar Dude dude Yeah you No no I don't think we've met Come on I swear You've got one of those
00:51 No I'm just a very familiar guy People just look at me Have you familiar guy I only know one of the guy That rubs his boob But his name's Tanner see exactly that's all you don't know you know that guy
01:03 I'm red I'm red as hell right now you're what I mean I mean I can't have red back yeah red is back there's a camel in a room there's a camel in the room
01:17 dude I don't know how red acted Camel in the room guys today is a big day Thanksgiving had passed no it's not it's black Friday well no it's not is it it is today it thanks Wednesday as people are seeing this today
01:29 It's okay, it's Wednesday for us, yes, Tanner, but not for everyone who's watching this. I forget, that's how the internet works, okay? Yeah, it's a weird thing, the internet. Listen, guys, uh, usually it's, uh, use code group for 10% off. That's engraved in all of our brains to say. However, today is a different day. Today, all of the double cups are back in stock. However, another thing this Black Friday, not 10.
01:55 A triple cup. I've said it first. The triple cup is out. 20% off. That was a complete line. Using code group 20%, not 10%. That's actually not a joke. Two times as much percent.
02:07 There's no triple cup right here. Is that a big bar? Dude, you ate all the built bars, you fuck. That's where they all went. No, I only had one. I only had one. You only had one in that double cup. Look, this is how much I love gamersubs, dude.
02:22 Look. Two and one. I got two and one. Listen, we'll ask for much. Make sure you guys use. co-group, 20% off, I think today only. And get you a double cup. Sorry, they went bye-bye for a while.
02:35 Y'all murdered the first batch. So second batch is here. Yeah, they ordered two more. They ordered two more than the last one. For incentive, there's a solid gold double cup. You guys have to find. There's only one. The February,
02:47 it's like diamond and crusted on the inside. Cass. And it makes it icy. So, Larry. I'm going to talk about that. I'm really trying. Larry just woke up. Yeah.
02:56 They're walking up from a nap. I've been having this really weird thing where I've been sleeping my eight hours of sleep I've been split up they're divorced and I have one four hour in the midday and then one four hour at night
03:09 and then you got that like Leonardo da Vinci yeah you're the Leonardo decaper the smartest people I'm probably the lowest brain tier in that list I'm not anywhere near Larry I've met a lot of people in my life
03:26 and I think you're your top ten smartest one of them. Don't undersell yourself, dude. I think you're a genius. Thanks guys, but I may be red, but I'm a good guy still. Oh, dude. Your heart's blue.
03:38 Your heart's blue. It's not cold. It's just blue. Like the smirms. Hearts blue, pumping blue blood. Exactly. Exactly. But yeah, no, it's,
03:48 it's been some festive times as of recent, especially the weather. The weather have been very festive. It's currently 5 p.m. For Grunk and look at his damn window. Audio listeners is hella dark.
04:00 It's just hell of dark out. It's dark out. And, uh, 30. The sun just says it. We're all hearing about like the coldest winter of all the time. Global warming is taking place, uh, as we speak. It's a canon event. It's Fortnite major.
04:16 And, uh, we're going to see it set president. Um, I feel like a force. This news now passing it on to the tornado watch. Elephant in the room. Oh, elephant in the room. Oh, Elephant on here again this week. Willie's back from Canada Welcome back
04:30 I'm back Welcome back Yeah baby We heard all about it But we wanna we wanna We saw a little bit of it too Who's we did Little clip
04:39 Oh dude I'm so sorry That was really rude I gotta stop doing that Turn around and don't face the camera You're right no you're right You're okay Dude what the heck Yeah go in the corner
04:49 Yeah punishment He needs to sit on that Let us sink in Nick Yeah Where were you I was in Canada. I flew to Calgary.
04:59 Tell us about it, man. Believe it or not. Remember, who remembers when we did the Calgary bit in my Discord video? Oh my fuck. Knocking back around. Yeah. Calgary. Are they mean?
05:10 Did you roll up on your ops? Is that why you went there? I did. I wanted to go check out Calgary because we had such an awful time. I wanted to check and see if they were actually assholes. I just wanted to see if all the people were as miserable as their experience. And? And?
05:24 What's your verdict? So it's kind of confusing because. I went there, but there was Australian accents and British people there. Like, there wasn't even like Hellah? True Calgarian. Yeah, like Ella people that weren't even Calgarian. Are you sure there weren't a French-Canadian?
05:39 I'm pretty, yeah, I'm sure, because, so I hung out with chills. You guys know chills. Yeah. Yeah, we went to Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, who was it again? What does he do? Chills, chills. No, but like, what is he known for? I'm like, what do you say? What do you say?
05:55 Scary story and he did... What's the number one thing? Notable one would be the number 15 Burger Kingfoot lettuce. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, you activated him. Right on, right on the money. I love hearing that, dude.
06:14 Say it again. Me? You don't have to. No, no. Keep going. Also, AKA Canada's like biggest sweetheart, dude. Every time I see him, he's just like, oh. He's so sweet.
06:26 He wished me happy birthday. We don't even know each other like that. Like, bro, he is genuine. And this is like sincerely sincere. Like put this on my, like if I die from a horrific car crash, don't put like he was, here lies Larry, put like, chills is seriously a cool dude. And, um, and I branded that. And dude, dude.
06:45 Yeah, sweet. Sorry. Anyway, glazing, glazing. I had, I had an amazing time with him and his family. Actually, met his mom, met his girlfriend. What? That is uncle. He had a funcle.
06:57 He had an uncle chills. He had a funcle. He had a funcle. He had a fungal. Fuck. That guy was so fucking funny. There was just so many stories that I can't even remember now because it was what a week ago almost.
07:11 Yeah. I think it got back five days ago. But went there, hung out with some Calgarians. It was pretty cool actually. Nice weather. Also it was like you know how here or like, Grunk, I guess where you live? live is it kind of like stuffy outside a lot or is like fresh air would you say uh in the summer it gets stuffy sometimes but i'd say mostly fresh air maybe yeah here it sucks i feel like there's
07:34 not a lot of fresh air what does that mean stuffy like just like yeah it's just like crappy kind of breathing air i don't know i don't know how to describe that like air like we went to was you remember remember that air how like clean it was it felt yeah you get him like that there's like no humidity in wisconsin dude i don't know i got pretty do i remember my um well something got really itchy my face. Like my face started burning really bad. I took some selfies and I was like all red. I don't know what
08:02 happened. It's called dry skin. Larry thrives here in the humid. Oh, wait, Larry, you had... We get dry up in Washington, dude. We get chapped lips, chapped eyeballs. Exima? Is it eczema? Do I have eczema? No, it's just dry skin, bro. It's just dry skin. It's cold weather, no humidity. Oh, okay. Do your eyebrows flake
08:22 Larry ever? No. Okay, mine do I get like my unibrow flakes Like the middle of my unibrow It starts flaking Oh my hands My hands do kind of flake sometimes I don't know what the conditions are to meet that
08:33 But like it starts to hurt really bad It burns Yeah dryness So I had to get like some lotion And just robe up all up on my hands Like that A little bit of that right there Sometimes I like to do these
08:44 If you want these do that Little those Anyways guys This is nothing compared to snowboarding Have you done it before Wow, give it up Joe Rogan Good segue Come on, come on, buddy
08:57 Yeah, that was great He does podcasts He does it He does that Dude, I'll say this now Canada was actually beautiful So we went to a place called BAMF
09:07 Bad ass motherfucker Badass motherfucker Bang on that head Dude, like I know I'm showing it through my camera here That shit's bad Living up to the name
09:19 BAMF Dude that looks like You see on Twitter like hold down to see the 4K and download this wallpaper. Loaded 4K and download. It was so beautiful there
09:31 and the air was just so perfect and it was like there was this little kind of like cute little lodge too like look at this little cute lodge right there with all the snow. There's a little cute lodge. First time I've seen snow in three years. Wow.
09:46 What? Yeah, I haven't been because ever since I moved here I hadn't seen snow. What about that one year would it? iced over. Yeah. That was actually probably a few years ago. That's ice though.
09:57 Dude, I swear to God it snow two years ago. Yeah, no, it's snow last year even. A little bit, a very small amount. I have a video of me twirling in the snow. Here's a picture of Tanner was there too. Tanner is sitting there looking there. Is that a bear sitting down? What is that?
10:12 Yeah. Did you know all the bears in Canada are, they're domestic. They're bi-pedal. They're bipedal. Oh, yeah, they stand only on the Heinz. I like when bears walk Like Yeah
10:25 They walk They just kind of like They're about like Fallover Oh they're so cute But uh Yeah so They do
10:35 Polar Bears Yeah that's true I like brown bears Yeah I want I love that Flick my fucking head For that So wait
10:43 Yeah You went to Canada You didn't do What you said you were gonna do And I don't know If you ever told anybody Besides us What you wanted to do?
10:51 What'd you say You were going to do He said he wanted to do that. You wanted to re-crime the video. You wanted that-shooter. That powder, that pure powder. You wanted to put, you wanted to, what is going on? Yeah, but he wanted to do like a shooter of whiskey on the snowboard down instead of a long-boarding cranberry juice.
11:11 Yeah, it turns out, turns out, I'm so bad at snowboarding that I wouldn't have made it even five feet down without falling. And had cranberry juice or alcohol pour it all over my face. So then you get hypothermia and then you'd freeze and then you'd die. Dude, okay, I'm going to tell you this. This is the story of how it all happened. We get up, we go, we have to drive an hour and a half away. We have to stop for like a little bit because chills had to get to medicine. We finally get there at 1.30.
11:37 This place is closing at 4.30. So we don't have much time to like, between signing up, getting your gear, it's already 230 at that point. Right. So we really don't get much time to go at all. So I go on the kitty hill. I hadn't been snowboarding since I was like seven. great and so
11:54 I'm not feeding into it go ahead that's a wake of call for America okay the guy who plays into the bits a lot is not playing into that bit can we please move on please grow up it's time it's time to find something funnier
12:07 funnier that's impossible but uh I'll take us something by the end of the podcast all right so um we uh we went on to the kitty hill yeah we pull up
12:19 I go on the kitty hill and dude those damn clips that you put your boots into on the board those are impossible to do like I swear like I felt so stupid I was trying to clip my boot in and then do the straps and whatever it took me five minutes I had to have chills like
12:33 get out all of his gear off to help me and finally did it take all of his clothes off to help you to get naked butt ass naked on the kitty hill to help on the kitty hill no dude just to clip my boot and then
12:50 yep and then I go down and I fall like 10 times. I go up again. I get a little bit more confident. I record my POV as I'm doing this. And then I fall again. And then I just am like, fuck this, dude. All right, here, take the GoPro.
13:02 So he went up on the hills. He skis. And so he had fun doing his own thing. And I just kind of stood around at the lodge. You have to stand up. You just got to stand up when you're going down. Dude, you know what you got to do? You got to bend your knees, Nick.
13:15 And I know you did do that. You know, it's crazy. You have to bend your knees. And this is the way that it was told. So Chills' his uncle told me this. He said, you have to kind of use it like a boat. Your rear foot has to be,
13:24 your front foot has to be where the weight is, and the rear foot has to be the one that moves. Like it's a rear boat. Yeah, like a rudder. Yeah. And that's what you do. That's why backflips on the snowboard are hard. What kind of funko is he?
13:39 Like, does he, what kind of funk? I don't know why. I'm imagining like the Whitaker's. Uh, what's the guy's name? I don't know. He's not, he's not like that. No, he's not like that.
13:50 No, he's not. No, stop. Chil's uncle. So I don't know how much. I want to be respectful with him in, like, his privacy in case he doesn't want me to talk about, like, his uncle too much. But, like, his uncle is just one of those really, really, like, witty, fast. You can say no to me. You can say no to me.
14:09 Oh, he's quick on his feed. That's what I was told in the car. He's just very witty. He's super witty. And he remembers, he's one of those people. He remembers a joke you said the day before, and then he brings it up the next day randomly without you even realizing it until it happens. It's like, yeah, it's like, damn, dude, you're quick. Yeah, subtle goat, calm goat.
14:26 He's funny, really funny. I told him that he, him and his uncle should start a podcast and just let him talk the entire time. You produce, he talks. Yeah, it's so funny, bro. So, anyway. Fitting scenery on the camera today. We do. That's exactly where you probably were.
14:45 Notting the line. Wow. So, so snowboarding didn't go. to plan as good as you wanted it to let me ask a question because I'm curious have you always had like a good I guess like balance you're being good at balance
15:00 yeah okay then that makes no sense so I can stand on it I can go on it you know where the problem was it was stopping that was where I that was where I had you got lead foot yep oh we got lead foot well I'd fall forward is what would happen you have to like power slide
15:18 into the stop you have to like Yeah, I think Yeah, I wasn't going that fast though What, why not? I was on a kitty hill I almost hit someone so I like It'd be so funny My kid on the kitty hill getting run over
15:32 By soft Willie Two hundred and thirty thousand snowboard I'm gonna muscle I'm gonna fly above someone Willie you don't have been a crazy video What if you dropped in on the kitty hill from the gondola And you're just like
15:44 No you don't be so fucking funny dude If you crash like if you hit a tree, you grab onto it and it bends and then it slings you back. Dude, I remember I've been skiing like once and I like tried doing a jump and I
16:04 fell obviously, it wasn't that bad of a fall but I was at the landing zone I was just so scared that someone was going to come and not be able to see me and like I'd just get jacked by the next person that's coming. What do you do? Like my anxiety levels went up so heavy. Dude, you know what a dark fantasy of mine?
16:20 is. You probably have a lot to you are red and like a dark fantasy is like we're all of us we're in a log cabin right
16:28 we're all in a log cabin and then like an avalanche happens and it just covers the entire cabin and we are we're like stuck there for a while
16:36 so we have to like we gotta like figure out ways to have fun that's like a fantasy man that's just yeah it sounds nice it sounds awesome but then we all have to
16:43 take turns like digging our way out of the snow with like spoons we just like we just wait for help yeah we see started like figuring out.
16:52 Yeah, how would they know? I don't know. They went to this cabin somewhere around here. We might just die together, guys. I mean, come on. I'll take it up my cordon in this on Twitter and we'll wait. It was really nice there because I'm going to be, I like recorded all this. I'm going to be posting some vlogs about it.
17:11 But after we were done snowboarding, I sent it in chat. Ozzy, if you want to like pull it up just on your camera, you can. I'm going to be real. I am right now recording the. Okay, well, if you guys look in in the chat there, I posted, oh yeah, true, I forgot I can do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so there was this really nice place.
17:32 It's called, you know what Fairmont hotels are? Is it like a chain? They're kind of everywhere, yeah. Whoa, dude, I swear I've seen this in a dream. Like, I'm not even kidding you. Dude, I'm not even kidding you. Like, look at that beautiful ass building. That is a hotel.
17:48 And you're able to explore. to explore the whole thing. That's a palace. That's not a hotel. That's incredible. Is that in the first fair amount ever? I could I don't know, but it was fucking sick. Okay, viewers at home imagine down in Abbey Mansion covered in snow. That's what we just saw and that was a hotel.
18:07 What is that? Down Abbey? Yeah. Really? It's a show. It's a show where it's set in like 1800s. I don't know. It's a shining, dude. This was a bit shining. That's a good one. And there's haunted stuff. There's haunted stuff in there. Oh, there you go. Wait, actually, we Google that.
18:24 Google that, no, no, no. Shining's in Colorado. Shining's Colorado. No, no, no, no, the Shining's in Canada, I thought. What? Colorado. Colorado. That's the Shepile will know.
18:33 The Cinefile knows. That's the Sunnifile's right. The Trimberland Lodge in Calgary, Canada. Oh! You're a Cinefile. You know how I know. It's how I know. Because Chills asked me if I wanted to go, and I said, fuck that.
18:46 And then he's like, well, dude. What the fuck's the one in. Colorado then. Dude, you just got I just lied. I just lied. I just lied. It's an, it's an organ. Man, Grunk, I wish you were here in a new person.
19:00 I would dab you up so hard. We'd show the sound barrier. I believed in like three different lines just now. I did too. I did too. Damn, grunk. Damn. The Timberland Lodge in Oregon was used for the
19:11 establishing shots in the Overlook hotels in the interior was shot at Elstree Studios in England. What? Opening sequence was in Glacier National Park, Montana. God, they went all over. The Hedgemaids was in Elstree Studios.
19:28 And not a single one of those was Colorado. And the Torrance family's first apartment was filmed at Kinningston, Kinsington, Apartment Homes in Boulder, Colorado. The fucking, the novel. The novel is based off the hotel in Colorado. The Stanley Hotel. That's what the fuck. Oh my God.
19:45 Book of fire. Cinephile books So, okay, I look dumb as shit But Chills told me that there was a horror movie Based on something Either way, in the Fairmont Bant Springs Whatever hotel There was a wall
19:59 There was a room apparently That burnt down or like Or burnt and caught on fire And they put it out But then after that fire happened The whole entire like place started getting haunted So they put a brick wall up And then covered it over to seal and everything in there
20:12 And then there's also a haunted painting In the place as well they said Oh shit Haunted schmont. I'll believe it when I see it. Guys, I would love to do a fucking group video of a nice getaway, haunted hotel and snow. I would. Like we do a little road trip travel to the hotel.
20:32 Like, all right, we're here. And then you guys can lock me in a bathroom. Okay. The Fairmont Banff. It's not Banff. Fairmont. Fairmont Banff Springs is very famous for its ghost stories. It has been mistaken for the.
20:46 location in some fictional works such as the haunted or the shining fuck you that's what it is the shining yeah yeah dude where were you the past like minute and a half that's where grunk was getting us what i was talking about that's what he lied about where the movie was shot i said i said the shining we were like oh that looks like the shining we were talking about the shine do you remember that i don't think you were mentally but that's okay um the fairmont palace there i'm trying to think where Where was I? Oh, I remember I was fixing my mic. That's what it was.
21:18 I was tuning all that out. Okay. We'll go with that. We'll go. Well, yeah. I don't know. Fuck that, though. I'm not going.
21:25 I'm scared. I'm scared of real haunted. No, that was. It's real haunted. It's pretty scary. It's what's known as. May I be humbled, but I don't think much is haunted in this world. We got to figure it out.
21:38 That's why we got to go investigate. Ghosts are so ready to get you, dude. Any Luciferians in the viewership, go ahead, put something on. No, don't do that. I actually do, like, I do believe in bad energy, and I think that is a lot of bad energy, and I don't need that. Okay, don't do it, Luciferians. Yeah. Stand down.
21:54 Luciferians? What did you just say? Yeah, you know what Luciferians are? I claim no negative energy, no. Get out of here. Isaac, you sleep right next to an open window, dude. That's all the bad energy going to be in bed. There are no open windows here, dude.
22:06 Oh, God. Oh, God. What open windows? Where? Sorry, dude You're already You're already chock full of bad energy right now Wait, no, it's true
22:15 It's bad luck Because Isaac has two standing mirrors In his room And it's bad luck to have two standing mirrors This whole room is made out of bad luck It's kind of yeah I face them towards each other And try
22:25 The entrance of his room is like Underneath the ladder There's a ladder you have to walk under Yeah And there's always that damn cat Walking around that black cat Oh, I know man He's always up to no good
22:35 It's bad And there's a crack That you step on too all the time Oh yeah There's like a trillion of them. Because my, yeah, the wood in this room is, uh, all those cracks in it. Um, my mother's back. My mother's back.
22:47 My mother's telling me about the Ananaki people. The what? Okay, you want to transition into that? We're going to transition into that. Okay, wait, before we get, before we bust that egg open, that carton of eggs, Nick, any, uh, finishing thoughts about Calgary? Um, the folks, the people, the accents. Okay.
23:05 Is it similar or more similar to Texas or more similar to New Jersey? Whoa. More similar to Texas in terms of size. In terms of size, like driving places, doing things. Intuition. More similar to New Jersey in terms of weather and, like, overall, just, like, dope vibes. Dang, okay. I was, like, a little of that, a little of that.
23:29 It's actually kind of a mixture of both, bro. A little bit of Texas, a little bit in New York, and put it together. Yeah. I was going to say really quickly, just to wrap everything up, after like hanging out and doing all the snowboarding stuff that day. The next day we went and donated a whole bunch of goods. So we went to Costco and this inspired me to get a Costco membership and I think I have to. Okay, how much, how much of the hot dogs at Costco?
23:54 $1.50. $1.50. Go to Canada. They're a $1.50 Canadian. So there's still a dollar there. Less. Dude, the Canadian dollars worth like a hoon and money. Yeah, I know.
24:09 Hell on the O, guys, what's going on up there? Oh, it is a dollar. Yeah, $1.50 Canadian to U.S. is a dollar. Don't think about a Costco hot dog. I'm thinking about any hot dog, dude. I'm thinking about pizza and hot dog for 50 cents less. You guys need to stop right there because Sam's Club pizza is the best pizza. Shut up.
24:27 I've heard about that. Now I've heard about that. No, it's real. It's real. It's real. Sam's Club pizza. If y'all have that shit, oh my God. Are you a Sam's member?
24:37 My mom is. You all ready for this? Y'all ready for this? Watch this. You all ready for this. Target popcorn back when the targets had popcorn in like the early 2010s. I don't even remember that. The ones that you popped in the thing?
24:50 Oh my God, I know what you're talking about, Isaac. The ones where they would actually just serve it to you. Yep. They used to have a little concession place in Target. And so they went Corpo and went, oh, I went Starbucks. He's kind of true. He's kind of true. The whole place would smell like popcorn.
25:07 yes that's why I loved going I don't anymore Target and popcorn I will say though that Costco is awesome and we donated hella food and toys
25:19 and all this other stuff to an animal shelter and what to an animal shelter yeah so it was an animal rescue that we got in touch with that chills and his mom knew very well so we brought all the food over there
25:33 like puppy food and all these other like toys and what else did we get them. We got them like food treats, all that stuff. And it was a really few time. The toothbrushes? No, we just got them like kind of the cleaning supplies. Look at that dog right there.
25:47 Oh, come on. Ain't that such a dorkable? Yeah. Dude, his Their brother, his brother or something or sister was found. I think they were both found in a garbage bin. Oh, dude, like, what? Cruel. Just cool. Isn't that fucked up?
26:03 Yeah. Aren't people like fucked up for that? people are horrible compilation yeah so yeah they were telling me that they see people that drop off the dogs like randomly on the street and just drive away so they go and save them they come up they have like they've got like 50 something dogs and a whole bunch of are in like foster care and then they're taking care of some and it was they were nice people really cute dogs and so uh i shout out on my video for any dude apparently we have a lot of calgarian and
26:29 edmonton fans like people that live there so i called them out bro i called them out i said if y'all are really nice here in Calgary and you want a dog you need to go and rescue those dogs. That's what I said. True that. Same with the folks at the Discord. You know, not need to shape up. Can we just like, drop the link? Just drop the link. Nuke the Calgary Discord.
26:49 Yeah. No. I'm going to get banned on Discord. R-Guard user, Isaac Y. Yeah. Take me down, Steph. Take me down. That's how my account got banned. R-slash-Callgary would have a fit with you, Isaac Y. You've pissed off China and now Calgary. How do you feel?
27:07 Like I haven't had enough. I'm after England next and then... Oh, you hear that world? Like South America. Have you guys... No, South America and I are probably like... Poutine? Oh, did you have some?
27:19 Yeah. Hey! I had putteen. It wasn't bad. Yeah, it's French fries with gravy and cheese, I think. Cheese curds and hot gravy. Larry's favorite dish. I love it.
27:33 I love it Yes Well you don't like Poutine I don't even know I just doesn't like the idea of like sauce
27:41 Anything that has to do Anything that moves In a liquid Form he hates Larry Larry bro It's gravy What's gravy?
27:49 It's great No no gravy's fine Gravy's fun Gravy's fun I just don't know What Poutang is Poutang Yeah I love to eat me
28:01 Some Poutang bro I'll just don't know a little gravy, a little pop-as fritost right in there. Poutine. I know pudding. No, it's literally just... That's the Canadian national dish, by the way. Oh, shit.
28:15 Larry, we said what it was. It's... Wait, you said fries gravy? It's French fries with gravy on top and some cheese. We can go to Canada and try it out if you want. I'll have to. I'll have to check it out. He's never going to have that.
28:30 I will. I will. Damn, don't speak for me, sir. Back up. No way. Back up, sir. No way. I believe Larry would have it.
28:38 Thank you, Greg. Thank you. Larry tries everything. Yeah, he does. He can't be the person that's like, oh, he's not going to have that. Because then how am I going to learn? If I bring in Qipy, would you eat it? If he wouldn't.
28:49 If I bring in Qipi? What's that? Coupie mail. Coupie this dick in your mouth? I don't know. Yeah, I was trying to think of one too. Coupie? Yeah, I have no idea.
29:00 Do you repeat in the name? Cupy? Cuby? We're just regular mayonnaise. It's just mayonnaise. Oh, yeah. How now. That's like final boss.
29:10 Okay, right now I'm like dealing with the coupons. I get Larry not liking mayonnaise because I actually gag when I smell it too much. Bro. What is mayo? It's just like butter.
29:20 Eggs and oil and like eggs and the oil that's whipped. That's like, yeah. It's like oils like take all the oils from your nose and just put it on there. Dude, I remember I had to spoon out.
29:32 some mayonnaise and I was just looking at it and I was like smelling it and I went to go throw up I literally couldn't do that. I don't I hate it. I don't understand it you're all dramatic man I'll eat. There are people that put a sandwich put on a sandwich and that's it. Yeah I'll eat
29:48 on a sandwich but if I see a big glob of mayonnaise I'm like oh my god I would not eat a spoonful of mayonnaise okay no no there has to be other things on it right like just bread and mayo like we're making deviled eggs we're making devil eggs and I needed the mayo so I had to scoop out some man I was like oh my god that's too much from that's too much for my little but like you need it
30:08 you need mayo but you need yeah no I love put mayonnaise on a sandwich y'all ever have peanut butter on mayonnaise yeah yeah it's real peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches that's what people in my town be eaten that is psychotic that's but I tried it and I'm like I'm like this shit's not bad because you get
30:26 a little peanut butter sweetness and the salty from the Miami. That's the Washington State dessert dessert that's incredible Is that real? Yes, it's real. And I was like, I was like, this isn't going to be good. My friend said like, trust me, you just try it, just try it. And I was like, all right.
30:39 Took a Biden. I'm like, you know, it's not bad. And that's what I said. And I gave it a shot and I was like, damn, okay. Yeah. Can you jamie this and pull it up and see if this is an actual thing? Peanut butter and mayonnaise. Oh, no way.
30:51 Peanut sandwich. I can't tell us to me now. Type zero on the comments. So Tanner, particularly popular during the Great Depression. and the mid-20 itself. Brother. That's the we got nothing fucking else.
31:13 May as well. Wow. These standards are a traditional southern staple in the United States. Wow. Great Depression. But, dude, it's not bad. Look, you can put peanut butter,
31:22 mayonnaise, and lettuce on sandwich. Oh. I know that shit would be good. I'll believe I'll. I'll take your word for it. I feel like, wow. Wow. Wow, that can't be real.
31:33 We should try it right now. We got peanut butter. Skippy and Helmins. I don't want to do that. Skippy and Helmins. There it is. I put a picture. Tanner,
31:41 would you go make one? I'd go make one really quick and bring it up and eat. Well, not a full one. I do a half one. Tanner, I would Venmo you $5 not to do that. Bro, what the fuck am I looking to do that? Venmo,
31:53 do you tend to do it? Yeah. I do it. I don't eat. I'll see you eat it. Will you do that? Two bacon, Chris and a pickle.
32:02 All right, all right. Bequay, we got it. All right. I want to go. And then we'll talk about the Anunnaki
32:05 because I still want to talk about that. I don't even care about that anymore. I want a peanut butter. What the fuck is the Anniakki? We'll get there. We'll get there. Can I talk about something funny
32:17 that I was talking about where the podcast started? So I've noticed that I've been taking my bulk too far. That's like the kind way of course. My bulk has gone too far. Yeah. I think that.
32:31 My bulk has gone otherworldly. Yeah. So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to do one of those videos like where it's like a time lapse of me standing in front of the camera as I lose the weight. I'm going to do that for like 60 days and see what it looks like. Have you already started or are you're going to start?
32:49 I'm going to start. Well, tomorrow's Thanksgiving. So I don't know if I could. Start Thanksgiving. Start at the worst. After eating started. So I started like gravy all over my phase. Yeah.
33:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right after you eat. So you're like protruding a bit, a bunch. You got the big Thanksgiving belly going. Oh, God. I should. I should make myself. There should be a challenge.
33:11 It's like, no, okay. I was going to see like silhouette progression. Silhouette progression. It's just a silhouette of your body. And it's the profile. So you're like sideways. And you see it slowly shape. It's like,
33:30 It's like caving away. It's like a mountain and it's just like caving away. Or it's going. What if I, what if I do, what if I do like pictures? I stand. I just turn it circular every single day.
33:43 So like I think multiple pictures in all directions and then like I speed up the time lapse and I'm just spinning losing weight. That would be funny. There's a crazy video. This guy smoking, I think, a cigar. It's like this old dude. And he's naked and he had like a rig where he spun a camera around him.
34:06 I'm pretty sure there's a gif on Discord somewhere out there of him just smoking it and he's naked and it's just like spinning around. And there's no other context. Like no one knows the backstory or anything about it. It's like in the dark outside. It's the wonder. It's the wonder. You never know. It's kind of crazy. Like how do things even happen?
34:23 It should just be happening in the world and it feels normal when you walk outside but it really ain't. It really really ain't. I'm curious. what made you what brought to you what brought you to the end statement of like i brought the bulk too far yeah what's going on with that what happened you just like remember yeah i gained consciousness again i realized like after i got burnt out from losing 27 pounds in like six weeks and like doing that three-day fast right you trampoline literally nothing yeah i like yeah i was doing so well and i came crashing so far because even like salmon the thought of salmon i hated it rock a lean
34:59 I hated it. Yeah, like I ate too good for too long. And I think that's why cheat meals are important. Yeah. Because then I decided to go like, all right, fuck it. Like, oh my, dude, I was watching in my three days. I'm going to have a week of cheat. Actually, I'm have two months of cheat.
35:12 But don't do the other. I brought the bog too far. Nick, I'm on the other end. I've been eating like fucking poop recently. And I'm like, oh my God, this is killing me really fucking bad. And it's, oh. Oh, just stomach hurts. So speaking of your stomach.
35:29 Kurtz. Oh, God, did you get it? Yeah, I would look away. I'd divert your eyes, though. Oh, God. See, I told you a red came to play today. Can we see the, uh, oh my, my,
35:41 that looks like you just, just blow a load on that piece of bread. What am I looking at? Yeah. You wiped his ass in mayo. Back it up a little bit, back it up a little bit. It's going to like, uh, oh, there it is.
35:53 Where, I see it under there. Wait, what else is on there? There's, uh, mayonnaise. Just peanut butter and mayo. So there's mayonnaise at smeared. What's those like weird looking string things? Yeah. What do you mean string things?
36:05 Am I seeing that too? It looks like cheese. What is that? Oh, I think it's just the, uh, that's called the, the maligness curves of the peanut butter as you're. Yeah, it's the mountains. It's the Himalayan Mountains. So, all right. Tanner has made a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich on a one piece of bread.
36:22 It might be good, actually. Who knows? Trying to feed us. Larry's, dude, this is like the white version of sour cream and fucking casso. right but like sour i will not i wouldn't make this every day okay i'm just gonna get that i'm gonna get that straight but i'm not mad that it's not that bad so it's so it's like if it's available yeah when would you make i'd have to be really down in a situation you'd have to be in the
36:45 i'd have to be rock bottom like a few thousand in dead maybe yeah at least a thousand why was your friend making it i don't even know how he got the idea he just she just said t have you ever had of peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich and I was like no wow and he made me try it and I was like yeah this is not bad okay all right well um it bottoms up I guess everyone brace down the hatch it goes not that bad it'll probably love it's a big bite man a big bite yeah no yeah you're cool so can you describe what is what is going on in your mouth so first you hit the mayo you hit the mayo first because it's slimy as fuck yeah yeah yeah you hit the mayo hard But then the peanut butter comes in
37:26 Sounds like a crash It sounds like a really bad crash I'm a mistake And the peanut butter comes in The peanut butter is the ambulance And it's like, are you okay And then it's like oh wait That's actually not bad
37:38 It's a treat It's like a sweet And the peanut butter The fireman He comes in Is your car okay? Well Did anybody want to bite?
37:53 If you, no, if you had to, if you had to, like, pick one flavor profile, what is it? Is it more peanut buttery? It's on the sweet side. It's like sweet. It's like mayonnaise tangy, peanut butter is sweet. It's like a sweet tang. Okay. I think it's sweet tang.
38:11 It's not. I don't, well. I have peanut butter right here. Wait, do you have chunky? Do you have chunky peanut butter in? Oh, chunky and mayo would be good. Chunky mayo. Chunky mayo would be so good.
38:21 Chunky mayo. All right. The only bad thing about this, it is so calorically dense that you're going to get fat if you just keep eating these. I think that was the point. I was like, yeah, the most nutrition for the lowest amount of money. Is that whole wheat bread? This is a Dave's killer bread. Wait, can you like start talking about the Anunnaki as you're eating this peanut butter mayo sandwich and we just think you're nuts? Yeah, what is this?
38:50 Here we go about the Anunnaki. I like to fall asleep to ancient Egypt theories before I go to bed You're gonna drip your mayo, bro No, just let it happen No, I did, I did, I did drop a little mayo It's okay
39:02 So the Ananaki Dude The on it Are you grueling The peanut The peanut butter's blocking my hair Tanner, I'm not gonna face you today dude
39:15 I don't want to smell your breath at all Yeah, walk downstairs I'm not facing you Hi Larry Oh, dude, I was just like Patrick, no-nose And all the fucking stench lines Like you made away from me I love horse radish
39:30 What's going on? Why is everyone? Why is everyone scared? The Anunnaki Oh yeah So long story short It goes back Like ancient Egypt, right?
39:41 Okay People, you know, the sphinx You got the great pyramid Tinfoil hats on Yeah And so people think that Like how the fuck do these guys build these giant pyramids, this giant sphinx.
39:52 True. And how do they get all this gold? Because they had solid gold rings. And they were like polished? Like were they clean? There was like the most perfect gold ever. No way. And you know, gold isn't from Earth. That's a thing. Gold is from the, yeah, gold's not from Earth. Wait, let me let me, let me tidied up my foil casket. No, you got to get it. I need to screw it in. This is getting gold. Okay, go ahead. Asteroids. Asteroids carry gold.
40:18 What? And so there was a point in time. point in time in space where the earth was getting pelted by asteroids carrying these gold deposits and like all these metals and they were just hidden it and then that's how gold spawned on earth but okay so long story short I'm following so wait can I can I ask a question yeah sorry I'm just trying to preface like what the lore is before I get into the I think I understand so the Anunaki are
40:49 people think the Anunnaki came from the 12th planet of the 12th planet of the solar system and that's the reason why we can't see a 12th planet is because the entire orbit is actually an egg shape and not just a regular shape and so one year around the sun would take 3,600 actual years to evolve around the sun right okay so but in the ancient Anunaki like scriptures and like the tablets tighten it harder yeah I'm trying to follow in the scriptures and the tablets they were talking about a 12th planet that we can't even see yet they were already talking about that shit like thousands and thousands of years when you say they were talking like what were the tab like what were all the tablets
41:32 you can look up the tablets they're just like what do you look up look up what tablet look up look up the onanaki the sumerian tablets and dude it's like a bunch of head emojis and like that's where we got emojis from we never invented that we got it from Have you ever heard of, listen, listen, you guys ever heard of the Rosetta Stone? Yeah. That tablet was made thousands of years ago in different languages to actually decipher the Egyptian hieroglyphics. That's why the Rosetta Stone was like.
42:04 Okay, wait. So the Rosetta Stone is a 2,000-year-old ancient Egyptian Stella that was key to deciphering hieroglyphics in popular language learning. So it's a Ponyglyph. And a popular language learning software company. And, of course. I can't believe I'm finishing this month. Yeah, keep on, keep on.
42:23 It's feeding you. So. So, this planet, this 12th planet here. So who are the Onondonki? They came from the 12th planet. How old are they? I was trying to listen to grunk. I was trying to listen to grunk.
42:44 It's like eight questions. This 12th planet, I feel like we'd be able to tell. If we can, if we know the path of it, you know, then surely we'll be able to trace it. But our era, listen, our era is only 3,000 years old, like the human modern era. And so one cycle around the earth is 3,600 years. So we might actually be able to see it in the near hundreds of years later. Humans came about tens of thousands of years ago, not just. They did.
43:13 Yeah, right, grunk, right? But guess who else came around tens of thousand years ago? The Anunnaki. The Anunnaki. People think, here we go. See, it starts unwilding. It starts unwinding. People think the Anunaki made the first humans in order to build the pyramid to mine all the gold that was here.
43:31 I'm in. I'm in. See, that's why the pyramid was built. Listen, there are inexplicable. They're inexplainable line up of the pyramid with the weird North Star thing. Yeah, yeah. And that's not possible back then. How are the pyramids?
43:48 Pyramids used for mining gold. You don't want to know. No, no, no, no. They were just mining. They go down into the earth. They're monoliths. They were just mining gold. They're pyramid.
43:57 And there's also gold in the pyramids. Did you know that, Grok? Yes, but gold has been a valuable resource. Tanner, can you explain? Not before the Anunnaki were here. Tanner. Can you explain the coordinates of the pyramids? Because, like, this is kind of tying back episodes when you guys made fun of me.
44:13 Yeah. Oh, no, he's on fire. Yeah. So I'm with the cordial. You guys just reignited to my shit. shit, because Tanner, the whole, like, you know, coordinates of the speed of light and it facing true north and everything. And, yeah, yeah.
44:25 So, you know, the pyramids, it's like, brunt, burn, burn. There's like three pyramids. What's so funny over here? Imagine people listening to this with a sober state of minds. Just keep going. No, this is really awesome. I listened to ancient aliens last night before bed. Is that where this all came from?
44:45 Tanner is about to buy a telescope, dude. No, I'm telling you right. now gold's not from earth that's like that's true that's a good fact that is a true fact it comes from the cosmos it comes from the astroids coming from the 12th planet I just don't know but you know what we're doing right now
44:59 we're thinking a ways to mine on asteroids because we're running out of gold we're not getting enough gold right so what if the Anunnaki was like hey let's go to earth to mine as much shit as we can wait why do they want to mine it if they brought it here are they here they didn't bring it here oh they saw it was here
45:17 Gold came here because of something of asteroids. Like when Earth was just getting formed every asteroid was hitting the fuck out of it. So why were they just over there? Why aren't they all across the whole world if they can travel like that? Yeah.
45:30 They don't think they can. I think they're just on a rock. I don't know. I saw like a thing that it was like one in 20 stars you see has a planet with an earth like with an earthlike planet orbiting it. So it's like kind of there.
45:42 Maybe they just like pumped and dumped. Yeah. Yes. Okay. So if the Anu Nocure come here for gold, why stop there and just go right for Bitcoin? They could go for Bitcoin, honestly.
45:53 I was thinking about that. That was a good question, Isaac. I'm glad you asked that. Well, 3,600 year revolution. 3,600 or 36,000? 100,000. Or not revolution. A revolve. A revolve? A revolve. Yeah, a revolve. 3,600 year. Orbit. Around the sun. Yeah, orbit.
46:14 Earth's only been here for like, not Earth, but like, Why are more people talking about this? No, people don't want to believe it. Contact BBC. 12th planet. Looking at up. Yeah, look up the 12th planet. American D.J.
46:29 Wait, how many planets are there? Nine? Yeah, wait, what was the other planet? Pluto. Wait, how many planets are there? The 12th planet. Why do they call it pseudoscience? There's eight.
46:43 There's eight planets. Tanner, what's the other four? Wait a minute. I don't know. They call it the 12th planet for some odd reason. Okay. You know what I said 12 planets? I'm actually trying to debunk that right now.
46:53 Jesus had 12 planet disciples. Is Jesus an alien? People think so. Creatures of the ancient American culture. Oh, wait. There's dwarf planets. Pluto, Ceres. Yeah.
47:04 Hameha. Maki, Maki, Mokie. Yo. Yeah. It says make, make. M-A-E-M-K-E. And then Aries. Eris.
47:14 And then Anunaki. Anunaki 8. So wait, can you describe what the Anunnaki people look like? Oh, I see this. He wants me to describe what they look like? Like, is there any descriptions of what they look like or like? Tanner's not 3,600 years old? Well, I know, but like, he's, he's seen the sources.
47:34 Sitchin's ideas have been resoundingly rejected by scientists. The origin, the origin, yeah, because you don't have your tinfoil head on. Yeah, right, you're right, yeah. Oh, fuck, it's all right. They're in your brain right now. Yeah. you go. All those microplastics. So the origin
47:50 of Onanaki is actually meaning princely offspring royal blood and also Sky God as in the goddess Kai. Good Lord. Wow. Sky God. That's the original like why it's called Onanaki. I'm going to name my first born on Ununaki.
48:06 There might be. We're fucking cooked. That's your reaction to this groundbreaking news. We're fucking cooked. Human origins. Okay. So listen. They supposedly created humans by genetically engineering early hominoids to be their slave race to perform the mining early himunculi
48:22 so were they in the pharaoh why did everybody just like yeah let's build this big giant effing pyramid right now who can who gives a fun let's travel thousands of miles the pharaoh he had a really bad ego trip people describe the pharaohs as gods from the sky well yeah because we don't
48:38 they don't know any better exactly so what if these stories where people like if we were back in time If we were in like the ancient times and we see like a fucking bird or like a comment. I get that, I get that. I get that. I hold on.
48:54 Now, hold on. Wait, I need to touch on that real quick, grunk. And now, and then you can have it. What Tanner just said was basically we're acting as the people who didn't know any better way back in the Egyptian times. Even though we have modern day science at the tip of our fingertips, it's not enough to fully grasp the. Yeah.
49:09 So they saw these things as gods. They saw these things as gods and beings and not as like actual astronomers and like aliens. coming down because they just thought it was like oh my god they're flying their gods so wait hold on and they made them think they were pharaohs and gods yeah would you say or good word i was gonna say these are we need a wear actual tin phone next time we'd talk about yeah see and you're gonna start thinking there were no there were no nighttime electricity lights or glasses or anything to help vision and people were taking mushrooms and drugs and seeing things and then they don't have the science to explain the things they saw
49:47 so they attribute it to deific and divine. Good word, buddy. Holy shit. There you go. There you go. And also, like, a lot of people took other people's words way more than than they should have. Bro, because I hear like, the fishermen's tell, right?
50:03 They'll be tripping out on the fucking ocean. They'll see like a twig. It'll be like, oh, the Lochness. The Luckness was there with me. Let's not get a twisted. Lachness monster. That's real. What do they call her? Betsy, Bettecy, Nessie. Nessie. Yeah.
50:18 I wonder what Tony Stark. There's also like, what is it, coyotes that sound like humans calling out. Yeah, Windingos. And then like, the people are like. Windygons. There was a. There was a, yeah, it's like these old people are lying to the youth to scare them, dude. Tony Stark was the youth.
50:36 I was lying to themselves. If Tanner was talking to Tony Stark right now, Tony Stark would die. Tony, what was that thing again? What about the? Tony would be like I'll get back to you on that Let me think on this one You remember way back when time wasn't a thing
50:52 We had no explanation for what was going on As it got dark in night and in morning again So we invented something to kind of grasp Human minds around that same thing We have to make sense of the information at our hands What exactly? What if we all stopped remembering yesterday At the same time?
51:11 That'd be cool Like just only yesterday? yesterday yesterday like hypothetically like I'm saying yesterday no I'm trying to think of what I did yesterday right like the past yeah we all forgot the past
51:24 yesterday but forever yesterday but more days before that too like all of them like every day before yesterday too don't include all those two that would suck yeah that would be horrible
51:40 we talked about this like history how important history is how interesting it's going to be. And thank God for history. And it sucks that like, I'm pretty, I don't know the actual fact, but I think it's a,
51:53 it's a thing where like, a lot, like the recorded history that we have available to us is only about like, it's like a really small number. It's like 10% or something like that. Of all that's happened.
52:04 Because a lot of it got destroyed as well. A lot of it has been destroyed, ruined. Where are the seven scrolls of the sea? Dude, in like, yeah, what are those? And like,
52:13 oh, fabric is it? too that remember I think probably 80% of history is all fake in the library that burned down yeah Alexandria that was dude like that was the biggest sign that was crazy like we probably don't even know shit that was in that library
52:28 right now oh yeah that's fucked dude I was like a really good cooking recipe like fuck the best sandwich ever you don't ever know good brownies like the library of Alexander or whatever yeah what is it the library of Alexander of that burnt down. Imagine, like,
52:45 imagine being, like, the curator of that library and watching it get burned down, and you just know that, like, it just lost. All your life's work. Like, everything. Like, everything important
52:55 for the rest of humanity. I'm going to be real. I don't know why we didn't upload the entirety of that library to the Wayback machine. That seems like a much more plausible thing to do. I also have a hard drive over there that I could have just stored it in.
53:07 Yeah. Yeah. Wait, Grunk. You want to hear something crazy? I do. So they found this, like, little bird. in Egypt that dates back to 200 BC
53:16 like before. Like how though? How do they how? They dug it up. They can do that. He was in he was in amber carbon dating. Yeah, I was lying. And so it actually followed every rule of aerodynamics. Like if you like made it fly I remember I think we watched this episode together. So like we were always taught that these guys weren't even that smart but they actually knew what aerodynamics were back then before Christ. We were we were taught that they were smart. Dude, they built the pyramids.
53:41 dude in my school they're like yeah they're just ancient civilization they didn't know any better and i was like oh okay you're talking they were slaves we never we were never taught that they knew aerodynamics and like literally made the pyramids in the same exact shape of Orion's so wait hold on you weren't taught that I was in middle school and my my teacher was a wacko he was completely off they're crazy until they're right bro I got him dude I got him going I got him going on the Egyptians because I asked I was like like how do they like how do they like they built all these crazy looking triangles like how you know so long ago and he went on this whole tangent i don't remember hearing anything about the annunaki but there was like dude it just didn't make
54:20 sense like nobody had an explanation they didn't know what happened or how because like those bricks came from thousands of miles away so they had to transport all those bricks to build yeah people were saying giants how many years did it take do that eight real quick I don't know how long it's eight But people think it's older, like goes back 10,000 years instead of 35. But I thought 3,000 years was like our record, like, didn't you just say that? Recorded history. Yes. Recorded history.
54:52 Yeah. Which would be like, you know, the little wing dings on the walls of the pyramid. That's where we actually got. There was a ston. Shout out. The winding font from Windows. That was a funny joke, Isaac. Thank you guys.
55:05 That's a Willie. That's a Willie main channel video reference right there. windings windings the challenge that was the smarter than uh
55:13 this jeopardy this jeopardy is smarter smarter than a fifth grader yeah smarter than fifth grader the answer is yeah it was yeah
55:20 dude I heard a crazy quote today can I say it yeah what an abundance of information is a poverty of attention
55:29 oh got that right that's all I feel sometimes dude like there's so much to learn yeah that meant oh that's good
55:38 saying there's so much going on that we don't tune it out yeah or they call it like a bandwidth issue where like you have so much it's like the last you get spread around like you get spread around like our brains i've been trying to break free from freaking instagram so so like not super actively but just you an IG addiction no not really i mean i do in the sense that when i get on my phone i open instagram and then close it after like maybe a minute and a half but um i just like like Because I just see more and more evidence And people talking about how it's just like Kills you slowly
56:14 Yeah like your brain's actually rotting like Like I know people I do feel like my brain is dying Every time I go on something like that And it's like dude I just everyone needs to get more comfortable with boredom Boredom Yeah we're in a we're in a constant chase of dopamine
56:30 The freaking beach last weekend And I was And I It was three days total and I did not go on my phone at all the whole time and like took no pictures just sat there and like it literally felt like outside of time and space and like dude
56:50 but then you have thoughts like this creeping in it's like am I only saying this to be performative about my lack of using technology and is that what drives a lot of people to do so you know it's kind of paradoxical that's a deeper that's a deeper philosophical I don't think it's performative. I think that you're just expressing your experience.
57:11 Right, but I think there also is a part of me that is a tad performative about it, but I feel like that's unavoidable. But also, overall, I do agree that it's like, I want to put it down because it's like, I enjoy it. Overall, it's just better feeling. There should be performatives. It almost isn't performative because, grunk, your entire life, you've basically had electronics. Drew.
57:30 So, like, actually detaching from it. You're like, in some capacity, grunk, you're living. you're living in a different way than you normally are. Yeah. So whether that's... First boy exported from Minecraft. It's your pacifier. It's playing.
57:52 I don't know. Interesting topic. Guys. Wow. What a real. Snowboarding to just all of our main... I'll admit, this is like the first time I've been like dumbfounded and I truly don't know what to say.
58:05 We're already at an hour. I'm just consuming. Yeah, and we just open a can, bro. I could keep going, dude. I can talk about the diamond tip tools they use. I can talk about. Don't even, don't even give me started. Give me another PBJM and I'll start talking again.
58:21 Another one? That's your cost? Yeah, give me another PBM. PBM. Yeah. Peanut butter mayo. Yeah, it's either Black Boy Max or peanut butter mayo sandwich. All I thought was Black Boy Max.
58:36 Give me into the PBO. Damn, dude. Oh, my God. Well, I don't know. Do I believe it? That's about it. I don't know. That's our brains is getting squeezed.
58:48 No, yeah. This is like, I was a whirlwind. It's a vibe, though. It's just like, see, I feel like the main reason I'd be getting on Instagram is to see what my friends are up to more than just, like, mindless scrolling. Because, like, I like looking at the stories, especially, like, my friends that are artists. It's like, I want to see what. they're up to. Yeah. And it's like I wish that everyone just had like somewhere where they could put it that's not so like. I wish we all lived in like a village and we had like a giant
59:17 board where you can like just staple a photo that you take. Take. What the fuck? Sometimes I catch myself on like Instagram reels and I feel my face go like. No. Oh, bro. That happened one time to me. where like I had a stupid face my mouth was open and I caught it and I was like whoa that was really bad that was like that was my camera like so I could see myself and I was playing Minecraft
59:46 I was like and I looked at myself like oh dude it's scary bro and it's like I have not scrolled like truly in a long ass time and like whenever I do it's like it is frightening because it's like your brain is just hacked it's like you can watch
01:00:05 reels for an hour like try telling me more than five videos that you saw like oh my god get on it that's the thought that scares me the last video I watched right like on it man you're just wasting your all of your brain
01:00:20 so okay wait I have I have on ads they're just marked you're capitalizing on your time that's exactly what it is so these big humongous social media is obviously they thrive when you spend more time on them because you see advertisements that people pay for
01:00:34 pay money for um so naturally um after being around for like over a decade there are there's a lot of like engineering psychotic or uh like psychological engineering in these apps that will literally make you sit there and just do it more it's almost like a it's like a drug it's training your brain to be a terrible brain it's more people need to realize that because you can't just sit there and be okay with that like they are actively taking your precious valuable time away from you so that they can advertise
01:01:10 damn bro we're gonna be that we're gonna be that era of lost time yeah yeah yeah we're gonna be that podcast it's really bad bro it's crazy to think about I've been on TikTok since 2020 yeah so that's like five years of potentially just like brain rotting yeah you might be just 20 years old
01:01:27 and like TikTok took five years away from you like six years away TikTok might just be 20 right Dude, TikTok was a revolutionary style of app that no one, on the Western side at least, like Instagram, Facebook, no one was ready for it. So the second it hit the market, what it did was it took away everything people need to do to find something enjoyable. And it was all powered by like an analytic watching software that would say like, all right,
01:01:56 so grunk watch this video longer than all these videos. Let's push more videos like this, testing it over and over. The more time you spend on these apps, the more niche it'll get to your likings, the more of an echo chamber you're stuck in, and the more you will not want to leave. Yeah. Completely praying on your-sour, dude. I think I want to try and not watch a reel or a TikTok. Let's just all quit. Let's just all quit our jobs today.
01:02:20 Yeah, see, that's the thing. It's like, this is your guys' jobs. Let's just let's just all quit. Crap. No, man. Let's become loggers with Tanner. Yeah. Okay, let's do it.
01:02:28 Let's become loggers. Yeah. This is different, man. I feel like Reading is a vibe Um I started reading the hobbit You have any book recommendations?
01:02:39 Awesome Tom Sawyer Yes I do actually Hang on Brothers Karamazov is really really Really good but it's long Bro I'm so bringing around I have to start out with like captain
01:02:50 Underpants or something Diary of the Wind Bekin My literacy is so low right now I gotta start with Charlotte's Wed Actually read freaking uh let's see read I gotta open up the Bible
01:03:06 I gotta see what the fuck is going on to there by Murakami any Marikami book is fantastic Merikami Heruki Murakami Norwegian Wood is really good Oh Norwegian Wood on the shore Wild Sheep's Chase wind up bird chronicle Those are all Tanner
01:03:20 I'm gonna come over and read Chika Chica Boom to you Before bed Oh chika chika boom boom such a good book I will not shut the fuck up about it Never heard about that don't even Really? You've never made a chik-a-chik-a-boom-boom in your pants, bro? No.
01:03:32 I've never heard of that either. I don't know what that is. Pause, what? I don't know what Isaac just said either. Grunk, have you read chik-ch-ch-a-ch-boom? No. There was a kid's book. It's a kid's book, right?
01:03:41 You're too mature for it, I guess. Yeah, it's a kid's book. Yeah. All right, keep going, Grong. I'm curious. Well, his books are, like, fiction, and they get into, like, the subconscious mind state, and, like, just, he does such a beautiful job.
01:03:58 off of just describing subconscious stuff and stuff like that. And it's like, whenever I'm reading books, I'm trying to get something from the book. No, dude. The first thing I get when I read, bro, every single time, I'm like, damn, these motherfuckers are really good at knowing how to speak what they want to say. Yeah.
01:04:16 They know, they know what to say and how to say it. And like, similes, it's just so good. But you also got to remember. And I know I know it's a common thing with book writers because a lot of people get like it's kind of like the same thing where like you just get like art block where a lot of writers think that the best books are written on the first go right like I think it's easy to imagine the writers are like oh I know what else to write and then you know they read it off but in reality there's like
01:04:48 a lot more than just the first draft of a book that happens and dude Larry you're gonna like Pluribus, I'm telling you. Dude, not yet. I'm telling you, the main character's a book writer. Right now I'm watching Better Call Saul and Isaac wants me to watch Pluribus and I'm kind of going through the ringer of watching Better Callsaw and then watching the Breaking Bad, which I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but I'm just doing that and then I'm going to watch Pluribus afterwards.
01:05:16 Larry, can I recommend you a book to read? Yes. It's not really a book, but it's called the Rosetta Stone. It's pretty good for him for me. Tell me about that. Yeah, what's it? Go ahead. I didn't read it.
01:05:28 Tanner, tell me about that. Tell me about that. I'm going to go pee. I need to pee so bad. So there was that a stone. So there was a stone. It's combined of three different languages. It's Greek.
01:05:43 Is it Latin on there? I think it's Greek Latin and something else. A quick question on that, by the way. Because I was thinking about it. Is Latin like, is there an older language than Latin? I think it's called Aramaic. Demotic or Demotic? Demonic.
01:06:01 So it's Egyptian, it's Egyptian, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek script, and then demotic script. It's an ancient Egyptian script derived from the forms of heretic, heretic use in the Nile Delta. Yeah. All right, cool. Interesting. Well, there's so much history to catch up on y'all. If anything, we should be using, like I said, the other podcast, we should continue using, if we are going to use our phones, right? If we're already hooked onto our phones, we're addicted, then rather than direct that attention to Instagram reels, let's direct it to, like, history.
01:06:39 Let's look up old shit. Let's go to the fucking time machine. Let's look up, like, what the fuck is? How do the Greeks? Make your own website. Dude, oh, my God. And I want to make it look like it's like one of those, like, psycho, like, fucking. Like hella pop-ups, but all the pop-ups are like extra.
01:06:56 Dude, I want to make one of those so bad. I know. I was thinking about doing one, but I wanted to like, it's so extra and so unnecessary. But I wanted to like code it myself so that I can have full customization of it. Hand me those contacts and I'll see if I can pick brain. Actually, not yet because there's too much going on right now that I need. Yo, Tanner. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:21 Later tonight, do you want to crack the results? of stone with me? Like let's just like fucking, let's just do shit. Let's just crack it, like break it? No, no, let's just like figure out what it says. Like you and me, let's just sit down and just talk about it. Oh, well, we already know what it says. We can just look it up. Oh, I already done for you. Because those are languages that have... They already broke
01:07:37 the cipher. What does the... It tells us how to actually read a different language, so it's instructions. Are you for real? Instructions in another language about how to read a different language, man. Yeah. Because nobody's going to know how to read Egypt. The people that made the pyramids want other people to know.
01:07:53 Like, what the fuck's going on? Right, right, right. They were trying to tell the... Instructs had a copy of this degree be displayed in every single temple in this public declaration. The priest pledged to bolster the king's royal cult by creating statues and holding festivals for him.
01:08:07 Oh, that's funny. They did, see what they did? They made it say a cult. Why'd they do that? Why'd they have to throw that in there? Yeah, why they do that? Maybe to deter people because of the negative connotation around cults.
01:08:21 Oh. They didn't want to dig any deep. I'm talking deep state. I'm talking Luminami. I'm talking there's something we don't know and they're hiding from us. There's something we all wake up groupies. Wake up groupies. I'm still really interested in Luminati
01:08:37 actually. I had a really deep interest in the Lumini when I was a kid because I used to play Black Ops 1 and on the TVs. A little triangle with the eye and I was one age you want to do. Yeah and I was like and then also I would watch Gravity Falls and Bill Seifrin and I was like whoa.
01:08:53 I was like, what is with this triangle and the eyeball in the middle? And then I looked at the dollar bill, I was like, whoa. And it just all started connecting slowly. Like, it was a bunch of neurons, just connecting. And I'm still interested in figuring out what the fuck the Luminati is. I'm going to see if I
01:09:09 can sneak in it. If it's still a thing. I don't know if it's the thing anymore. Would you tell us? I'll let you know. Yeah, I'll let you know. That just like, I'll be like, guys, I'm not supposed to say this. Oh. But I'm about to spill the beans. Okay. And then that's, and then I'll spill the beans. But what if they did their research?
01:09:24 So they already heard you say that. I'll try to say it. I'll try and say as quick as I could. Yo, Illuminati hit my email inbox on YouTube. I won't tell nobody. Now watch, yeah,
01:09:36 and I see that's yeah. And then, yeah. Or do Tanner. Look at him. Yeah, send Tanner all that you know. Send Tanner a few,
01:09:49 you'll come through it. You'll come through it. You'll put a few petabytes of information of the. send me every theory you possibly know and we're going to decipher this whole planet oh that'll be a fun podcast guys send me every ancient theory right how about we ended on that note we're on well real quick before we end i just want to let you guys know um posted someone on instagram yesterday just of us in san diego and every single fucking comment is tanner recreating that damn baby gift I have a question
01:10:25 Yeah How a fuck did that gift get out Out of this containment? I don't know How the fuck did that gift get out I think he posted it to Instagram story I posted all my story And then just all down
01:10:37 Wait but who edited that though Who put it next to it was on Twitter It was on Twitter Tanner did make the original video No Tanner posted it Tanner posted on TikTok right T Yeah
01:10:49 And then someone downloaded it I didn't I didn't post it it on TikTok at all. It was on the story. It was on my feed on TikTok. It must have been by somebody else then. Yeah, it was on my Instagram story. How did the GIF get out? I don't know. Somebody made somebody made
01:11:03 I'm talking about it's like it's a chimp. Like it's how did it? How did they get out? But how did it? Because the only okay, I asked um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I asked Nick for the gift. Not you Nick, but other Nick.
01:11:20 And I never posted it. I didn't put it on the podcast for nothing. I just used it for the thumbnail. And then I saw it and I was like, wait. So, okay, wait. I know the explanation. Tanner recorded himself posted on his story. That story was screen recorded or downloaded and put into a GIF.
01:11:35 Someone posted on Twitter. I saw it on Twitter. Yeah, me too. And after that, somebody took that GIF and uploaded it to something that Instagram. Giffy, probably. Is it Giffy or Tenor? It's one of them. It's one of them.
01:11:46 But if you, okay, anyone that's listening is made this far, go to Instagram, go to our pages, and just type in Big T, the group, and it'll be the first. No, dude, you literally just have to type Big T, that's it. Really? Yeah, all I did was type Big T. Oh my God, you're taking over the SEO. You know what that means, right? That means the usage in these comments is probably propelling the search relevance
01:12:12 of Big T up to just that GIF. This is my big break. Oh, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on Giffy. By the way, I look up Big T and it's, oh my God, it is there! Yeah, yep, there it is. And then people are like, who is that? Two-prime backpack.
01:12:35 Why is it black and white? Oh, it's match to the baby. Yep, yep, yep. Now I'm in more internet lore. There you are. In history, once again. You are. You do have like a little...
01:12:44 In the history books. You have like a foot in every little door. I got a little toe in there. It's funny. It's funny. All right. Well, yeah, I just want to let you guys know that. That's the thing.
01:12:54 So keep using it. Let's, uh, let's hit 50, 50 trillion uses by next week. Please. Yes. All right. But on that note, um, we wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Now that that's over, it's officially Christmas. So, uh, Merry Christmas.
01:13:09 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Make sure. Make sure. Make sure. Make sure. Take advantage of the Black Friday sale. And cyber Monday.
01:13:18 Dude. Don't forget. Saturday. Like 50% off their whole website I saw that man 50% off like easy Not easy's Um
01:13:25 Nike tech or something That's not that's Nike Adidas Dude we we We socks Clothes Clothes Dude just clothes
01:13:34 All right go Then get some socks Yeah And get a double cup That back and stop Yeah And as always Keep your eyes on the skies
01:13:43 Because you never know That 12th palin It could be you Somebody could be looking back at you We'll see y'all next week for the big, big, awesome something. I don't know. We'll figure that out. Bye-bye.
01:13:58 Yes. Oh, catch you later. Take care. Bye-ha. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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