The Group Chat - #137 - The Everything Burger Episode

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

What does a Thanksgiving feast, a fender bender, and the Jehov witness have in common? I don't really know myself but it's all in this episode. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Sugar-free. Chandra was like the new brand flavor, the peach mango peach mango is dude and I tried it and it tastes very delightful It's really delicious My hair's in the fucking way now Dude yeah you got long long bangs

I've been changed since last damn That's your fix Yeah He just literally Ew Ew Ew Ew

All right I'm not I'm not I'm not I want to cut really bad Lots to talk about Lots to talk about Larry's Larry's hair Before the podcast

Yeah we What if I got started? All right, so what are we talking about today? Tanner's sick. Tanners. That's what we've never done that. Since when did we ever like... We have.

Have we? I think so. I'm sick. I'm sick. That's why I have the green light. Yeah. That's why I have the green light. See, now I have a question.

Was your green light on before you were sick or during? Which one? Red, right? It was red. We're red. But I have a hypothesis. The more red you are around, you're more angry. The more green, you're more sick.

The more blue, you're sad, et cetera. Whoa. So just be careful. What's the positive? Yellow. Green be sick? Because germs. Yeah.

So should I change it to like happy yellow or like? Yeah. So it has to be a status. So it's just got to be green. Yeah, it is a status. Isn't like yellow like happy? Yeah. You miss that.

Like sunshine. Like sunshine. Yeah. Yeah, the sun is yellow, and that's happy. Does it ever stop again or no? Yeah. The happiness chain will always stop for Willie Chan. It is a one-stop train.

Willie Chan. Yeah, I've been calling it a Willie Chan for the past, like, week and a half. In that little group server that we have on Discord, did you change my name to Willie Chan? I did. I noticed that. It's fitting. That's good. I don't even know how that started.

It just makes me so happy to say. Willie Chan. It's so colon three of you, bro. You're so calling three. So calling three. um dude but so you know you guys got you guys so we've all been recognized right come on absolutely come on as YouTubers we've been recognized you guys yeah yeah um but I'd never once been recognized by a superior of mine what so today explain that one today my my biology lab

teaching assistant who has been running the class for the entire semester you're no way yeah he said i need to ask you something funny after class no way okay and lo and behold he he was he asked the fateful question like are you drunk it's like yes but he knew that since class one the first class and also promise it also um it was funny because he was helping me on my computer in the same class today before he told me that he knew who i was and nick one of your discord notifications popped up and then he pointed out and said i know who or I know what you are and I thought you know it is it's funny because I thought I thought that maybe he was just talking about because I am a discord user but then I

thought about it more I'm like no he definitely said that because it was wait so I I messaged and he saw my name yeah yeah wow he's what you are he's the chillest T I've ever had in my life shout out Seth bro I know you're checking his stuff shout out Seth shout out Seth He's a rock. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude, let me show you. Oh, I don't have my... I don't have my telephone on me.

I don't have my telephone. For one of the assignments, um, we were supposed to get peer reviewed. Me and my partner, we were supposed to get our shit peer reviewed, but everybody left the class before we could get anyone to peer review.

And, um, so you're like, what do we do? And he just was, he just let us submit a selfie of us as the assignment. And then he put the selfie as like the, um, the intro to next class

when we were presenting is really funny it's so fun can I interject we played with bugs today what bugs what bugs we have what kind of bugs

roly polies yes those are such a play how do you play with them what did you do you just kind of like well we ran in an experiment we put them in a

petri dish that's like two different petri dishes that are connected put them under a tremendous about a weight Yeah, we kept stacking quarters until they crushed But it was

One petri dish was light and the other was dark And then over 20 minutes we recorded how many were in What was the outcome of that? They preferred dark spaces, who would have thought? Really? Yeah Is that why you find them underneath rocks? They hide underneath the ground

What is what is to teach you? It's supposed to be ethology Which is the study of behavior of animals you've never heard a bug theory yeah what's the theory and study of humans dude so much psychology is it but is it psychology or is it also ethology

oh it's probably I don't know because we have psychology which is Jamie there's a there's a weird Latin stem before ology there's anthropology the study of humans that could probably be what he's talking about

not to deter the conversation but did you guys see the balls on that one deer I did yes I did I wanted to say it yeah I'm glad we all like they were like I saw I saw Tanner's face is like we grow a lot because like I feel like I feel like it's one of the first time where we've held

our tongue yeah great job guys we were having a conversation I just saw these fucking boulders on the dude I saw it too man he runs uh he runs tests on on roly pollies and bugs I run tests on the group chat and just play

like animal videos until an enormous Nutsack appears. They look at the reactions to see. You have a trend of nutsacks showing up on the dune? I really, I'm not trying to. I think it's just animals, man. Just be having a shit. Oh, let's see if this guy's got in me.

Audio listeners at home, there's a big boar. A boar just came on the screen and I'm trying to see his nuts. There's just a big piggy. Dude, and speaking of audio listeners, today's Spotify Rapp Day as of recording this, And we saw a lot of your guys' minutes listening and holy cow.

I honestly didn't even know he had that much content out. You probably know us better than we know each other by this. Because wait, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. It also doesn't, it's crazy to think about like the amount of episodes that we had because we took a break and we started uploading later in the year. And y'all still somehow listen to like 40 trillion seconds of a lot of numbers. Do people re-listen to podcasts? They do.

Apparently. They do. Like, especially when they drive and shit, like with their car. And doing a monotonous task. I have a cousin who asked me about, like, certain topics that we talked about. And I'm like, I don't remember ever talking about that. And it's always a weird, like, we talk about weird shit. I don't know if you got realized it, but we talk about a lot of crazy weird shit.

After the podcast, everything that happened, I can't remember a single thing we talked about. You just flush it? Yeah, I'm really just flush it. I don't remember. Yep. Yep. Yep. It's just like school where you say, oh, armadillo.

When people quote things that we've said, I'm like, I said that. I believe when Tanner says things. I'll be like, oh, yeah, Tanner. I'm like, yeah. I believe that. I have a okay recollection of what I've said in the podcast, but there are things that people have like asked me about.

I'm sitting there shaking my head like, what in God's name or when did that happen? Dude, the worst is when they like recite something and you kind of like look at them, you kind of smile and you're like, oh, yeah, that's funny. Like, where's that from? Or like, you know, you don't really get it. And it's like you, they're reciting you. I can't go back either Because I can't remember the videos that well

Like until I see a bit I'm like I know where that's from And I know exactly what it is or what But I off the rip NER Okay wait I'll be real Lwain text thing

What It's oh When he was like They were telling him his own lyrics Better wear latex I said that I said that I'm the goat

I'm the goat Wow. That's how we got to view. That's real. I think one of the reasons why it's like if somebody names a bit that happens, at least in my videos, I can pick out like precisely what the hell they're talking about. And it only has to do with watching over and over again. I think I've said this before. But like editing eternalizes like bits in my head to a point where I catch myself even reciting some of them. Because you categorize things when you're working on the video.

I only eat eggs in a sandwich. I only eat eggs and a sandwich. Eggs and a sandwich. Not an egg sandwich. Eggs and a sandwich. Eggs and a sandwich. I actually just picked up my groceries on Monday. Oh, yeah.

Would you order? I'm curious. Yes. Eggs and the sand and bread. And bread. Dude, no way. Oh, and it's delicious juice. The most delicious juice I've ever jad.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, tropicana. I want to make a difference in your community, but not sure how. Go to GoFundMe.com right now and start a GoFundMe. Seriously. Your next fundraiser doesn't have to start in a school parking lot or a church basement. You can start a GoFundMe today in just minutes. Fundraise for yourself, a friend, or family member, or an organization. All that matters is that you care about them.

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I'm going to associate, man. I know I want that. I want that so bad. So, wait, everyone. All of you guys had your Spotify raps come out, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be real.

Like, I wanted to play a little game. but at the same time I feel like like dude grunks is so I can't even imagine grunks music change music taste changes very often he put me on he put me on yesterday I listened to a playlist

like three times three hours of the same songs playing it was so good but Tanner and Larry have some pretty funny artists and I was curious to see and it's like so stupid yeah like the top artist at least Because I stopped using Spotify, like, back in May or like April.

Tanner's is like Lil Yadi. Yeah. I mean, I'm probably eating. Are you fucking serious? There goes my whole game. Audio listening at home. There goes my game. That was exactly what it was.

Tanner posted on his story. Oh, okay. I am globally, I'm globally 0.2% listener. He should be here in your room. He owes me. He should do a concert I'm sick Hey, Tee, a little boat here

Thanks for listening Dude, we could probably get him on here We're like probably two handshakes away from that guy At least Probably too Bring the whole concrete Well I'm curious My is pretty stupid

I want you guys to guess Actually yes Tanner and Isaac no So Grunk and Nick You guys got to guess Nick's gonna get it off the bat Number one Frank Ocean

No It's not Frank Ocean It's not Frank Ocean It's not Frank Ocean It's going to be It's stupid The Beatles No

That's why I said Wait is it from Right now Right now Right now Ice J.J. Fish No What?

Well he said stupid Is it really stupid? No CJ Fish doesn't drop the song In a decade and a half Well that doesn't mean Larry can't be his topos That's the guy who made chocolate rain

Can you imagine That's Taze Zonde I'm forgetting I'm forgetting all my artists I don't even know No. What about you know Miles? Nope.

No. Okay, is it joking music? No, it's a real artist. It's a real artist. Are they a large artist? Yes. Kendrick. Eminem.

No. No. Yeah. Justin Bieber. Think of Larry. Larry's, Larry's brain. The weekend. Well, like Larry's brain is vast.

Y'all, dude, I'll tell you right now, I face-palmed. It's really obvious. It's really obvious once you're really obvious. I have a Scott. Wait, to the listeners at home, pause the video. Take a guess. Take a guess. Don't comment below.

Yeah, it's Playboy Cardi. Oh, never mind. Yeah, that's a thing. Because when I thought of Larry, and I think of, like, music, like, it's either Frank Ocean or Larry talking about when he went to a Cardi concert and he didn't get to actually go. That's it. And he's like, the very first concert, I'm going to go to. My very first concert's got to be a Cardi concert.

Got to be. So disheartening. It was so disheartening. It was so this hard. It was so hype, too, man. Yeah. Okay. So is Cardi?

I don't even know. What mine is, I'll be honest. I was about to ask you, Nick, but I also feel like your music chain that you taste is also. It's just all AI music. Probably. A. It's going to be dark trap. Dark trap.

Blade number one. AJR. AJR. Imagine dragons. American authors. Yeah. I don't know. Dude.

Back in COVID. You can do it or not. Ovid. Back in Ovid. era my number one listen to artists was C418 because I would Yeah I would always put on Minecraft music and go to bed

Yeah That crazy That's adorable actually Do you want to do it real quick and find out right now Sure I can do it right now real quick and find out How many hours Yeah okay Dude what ranking were you guys for your top artist

Probably not that high Well I was 56 so Well fuck you Well I don't know how to get to it That's it. No, I was number 56 in the world. I don't know how to... How do you get to it? It's on the app. Number 56 in the world? Like on the... He's top 100 on listeners. I'm top 0.0.0% I think it's dead. Dude, you're top 100. Of the number one person? Of this guy? Of this person. Of Lacedraises, didn't you do? Oh, whoa. Hold on. Now that you say that.

They're fired, dude. Everyone's listening to Lays Raysen. No, I believe it. Changed my life. Huh? You know what I'm saying? Right. I'm trying to make sure that my... How do I fucking do... How many... What do you guys have? I think we're just...

I don't know. Someone sniffing the camera. Audio listeners at home. Someone sniffing the camera. Audio listeners at home. Yeah. I think I had like 70,000. Seventy-1.

I didn't even think I listened that much, honestly. Hey, oh, Mom. I'm spread a thing because I'm on SoundCloud and Apple Music. And then I wasn't on title for a little bit. Yeah. And I don't need to really title. needs a UI update and then it's fun. Yeah, yeah, I agree.

I agree. That's got good bones, but only that. No, nothing else about the title is good. I do have a different number one on my Apple music, though. It's cleaning himself. Yeah, this deer dirty. Yeah. Well, while Nick's filling out his questionnaire about music,

Thanksgiving happened over the week. It did. Raise your hands if you got deviled eggs. My hands, whoa, so high. I did. I love the turkey and temple egg. Bitch I had half a turkey and I shit myself. I didn't say myself, but I did have like a little bit of mac and cheese, a little bit of turkey and a little bit of something else.

Oh, yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. It's just a number. All you know what you heard of say it. You heard him say it. You heard him say it.

Oh, he just said that unprovoked out of his own volition. Wow, I got, dude. How are you your age? How'd you get 25? Because I'm 25 years old. Dude, I got 39. I got 39. You got divorced dad, bro.

I got 78, bro. 70. 70. Oh, my soul. Uh-huh. God. Oh, my God. Viewers, listeners.

My top artists are so embarrassingly bad. I don't know why. I don't know why Spotify said that. that age is just the number, but they didn't. You guys, so, I'm looking at my Spotify right now, my little rap thing. So, I see my number one song. Okay. My number one song of this year was a Playboy Cardi song.

Oh, really? 48, 39. Old ass. Rather lie. Rather lie, I mean. It's rather lie, yeah. I'd rather lie. I'm just Willie Chin.

I'm just Willie Chin. I listen to. What's what 47 times. Oh, wow. I haven't dapped in a minute. Okay, so my top five songs, Rather lie. Well, wait, wait, wait, what, where are we were supposed to guess?

Oh, okay, go ahead. Are they guessable? Playboy Cardi. Yeah, they're all, they're all very guessable. It's the first one's Cardi. Second one is John Legend. John Bellion. Yeah, dude.

John Bellion. No, John Bellion's not on this list. Oh, yeah, you know who is? Kendrick Lamar. Nope. I think I listened to that song one time on Spotify and then saw everything else happen I was like, all right, never mind. I'm done.

You like, oh, you had a Kanye phase this year. I did. He's on this list. Oh, really? Yep. Oh, pre-repost. During? During. Right as it happened.

right when he dropped that's crazy it's actually well actually there's so many phases to him which one which time were we talking pre-reter thing

I'm gonna I'm gonna hold my tongue it wasn't the best thing that happened to his career I'll just say that I would say post is vultures when he dropped vultures that was like the start

of like yeah it's in vultures yeah oh it's in vultures oh fuck it's in vultures it's the why

with the dollar's money sign it's a song it's a song With Tidalcine, yeah. I think they're all with Tidalcine. Wait, I thought there's just a song called Y. But it's the yen symbol. No, no, no, no.

Is it, um, the one where he says, um, something about Alzheimer's. I don't know. That's Fultures. Fox, were we talking about vultures too? Field trip. Oh, field trip.

Is it really field trip. Yeah. Okay. Next one, go ahead. You will get this one. You will get this one. Really? Okay.

Chrome Barretta. No. Is it A.J.R. It is A.J.R. Pokey ballers. Is it actually? No. Pockie ballers.

For the listeners at home, I'm going to zoom in really quickly so you can see. For the listeners at home, watch me do this. Yeah. I'm like, I'm going to zoom in. This is a science experience. So my microphone was buzzing a lot, and I'm able to kind of dissect and tinker with it. This is like actual DIY, because look, I could do this. Nixon is like steampunk arrow.

Whoa, you made me. Black and Y on Knicks or on Isaac's fucking... Wow. You're effing with the bandwidth, man. Stop. Oh, look at that. It broke. Oh, my God.

Fate has such a funny way of showing its ugly face. Oh, no. He actually broke. He's out of his home. Do you not hear of Nick? One who plays with his toys always has fun. I just played with my food. That's all that was.

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Yeah Is it Lo Yadi No no no It was Coca Cola bacon soda Oh my fucking god I don't even know that song That's for the road trip Yeah

Are you serious? Yeah It was at the uh the Gucci It was Gucci man Gucci man and Nikki Minaj Coca Coca Cola Yeah My girlfriend

Yeah my girlfriend Yeah yeah Imagine if my top song was What was it called? We Love the Earth by a little dicky. Oh, I was thinking of

We are the world. When was the last time rich people came together like that for the good cause? Yeah. Oh yeah. It was either for like a Bitcoin or like AI. I don't know.

Bitcoin. It was for Ovid is good cause. It was just like they just came together for that. Wait, wasn't it the, wasn't it,

oh no, I thought there was like a bullying commercial, but I'm pretty sure it was just Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady. Yeah, that did happen.

Was that this year? I don't like the way you look. Yeah. Tom Brady was like, I hate you because you look different. Are you serious? Are you serious? Yeah.

This year? No, I think it was like last year two years ago. Yeah. Wow. I was like, I was like,

Tom, what the fuck? Come on, man. Come on, man. Do you guys want to just tell you the last three? No, no, no, I want to guess. Still, I'm here. I'm still here guessing. Is it a Kanye song?

No. Kanye's not on a list anymore. But there is an artist that has two songs on here. Is Drake? No. Passion fruit by Drake. One dance by Drake. Nope.

Marvin's Room by Drake. Oh, I bet you it's an in-song. Is it any in-song? No. He's like the last, he's like considered. I would say like probably like the last major like superstar for like you know we can I guess

either rap or the last frontier no like I would like classify they're not they're not they're like there would not really be I don't think another artist that's like him ever again Eminem there would not be an artist like him ever again ever again

what I mean by that is like the impact that he has like uh right probably uh like Ugly God, no Thanks, Kyle Thanks, ugly Kyle Yeah, it's eye spied Oh my god, nerds or whatever

The game No, it's honestly a rather new song It's a Mexican OT It's 4x4 by 4 by Travis Scott Big X the plug Oh my God Oh my God, okay, okay, yeah Highest in by Travis Scott

Tell my windows up Okay, wait, you said two songs from him though Yeah 4 by 4 and I'm assuming the second one is fuck you I don't know oh I don't think you'd get it I don't think you'd get it I don't know oh is it um um um um um it is it is it drugs you to try it nope that would be an awesome reach of mine but I'm surprised it's not STP interlude that's such a sick I was about to smoke some drink some pepper smoke some drink some popsum damn Willie Chan what is he like driving around with dude

I drive around with house music now. I don't even drive around with like... Yeah, you do, you do. That's why I'm, like, so stumped because every time I'm in the car with you, it's always house music. Um, I throw,

I throw my bones up, I don't know. The other one is skeletons. Oh my God. Oh, my God. And then there's one more song on here. Okay, can we get the artist? Lil Teca.

500 pounds. It's one of those songs. It's one of the songs that dropped in the album. Ransom. I didn't listen to it. It was from his newest album. him, yeah. Yeah, really. Yeah, you're a big fan of that. You loved that album. Dude, his most recent album was, it was pretty fucking solid.

Yeah, Leltec is actually sweet right now. Was it the one where it's like, uh, oh, what, oh. Oh, you're talking about Awa, no, it's not. Al-A-A-A. Yeah, it's, it's on your own. There it is. Okay. That's a solid, that's a solid rap. That's not bad. That's pretty good. Who the hell are you? I'm sick

I'm sick as a freaking dog The guy next to me in class yesterday He's also sick but he didn't He didn't say it out loud But his voice was like two octaves deeper than it Normally is so funny Oh my god Yeah he was putting on a voice

Yeah Yeah He's not nothing like himself It was nuts You got sick from leaving your window Yeah I So my bed is like right next To the window

And I decided to sleep with it open when it was like 39 degrees outside. So I felt all the cold air drape over my face. We did. We got a pretty crazy cold front here in Texas. It's freezing here. It's actually nuts.

I think a lot of people down here are affected, but... Snow on Friday. Oh, fuck you. One to two inches. Fuck yeah. Yo! He's got fucking late.

Get hype. Get hype. I will say. though, the coldness that I experienced was like a lot of wind and that shit hurt. It hurts to like... Dude, I hate wind. It was... Right now, we're getting a chill.

We're getting a chill. We're getting a winter. We're getting a freaking winter. No wind as of right now. It's just cold and it's like oh, this is actually... They're endurable. Yeah, it's not a very... It's not good cold. Indurable? What's the word I'm looking for? Insoferable. It's...

It's... It's... It's... It's... No, you're not like endurance. It's like endurance. Yeah, but... It's, there's a word for this. It's, uh, tolerable, tolerable. Tolerable. Tolerable, that's the one.

Endurable. I feel like endurable is a word. Endurable is durable. It's not, I thought it was popular. Enduranceable. Enduranceable. No. Going back at that food, man, I shit my soul real hard that Thanksgiving.

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Yeah. We had a, oh, what was it like a 20 pound turkey, dude? That was a big, fucker. We had a big turkey. We had a huge fucking thing, and it was not stuffed, but it was chill. It was a good time.

It was pretty good turkey. We did. It was a good turkey. I shoved butter underneath its skin. Yeah, Tanner, when I came in, I was, like, out here and in there and out here and in there, and I dropped the video. So I was trying to make sure everything was, like, going well on my end of shit. But the kitchen side of things walked down.

And I saw, like, an entire stick of butter under the turkey skin. Like, the whole stick was just... General was holding up two long things. He was like, which one's the penis? Which one's the neck? I was like, I don't know. That is it already... I was like, dicks.

Oh, my God. Remember the bag? Yeah, I want to talk about that. Okay, wait. We made our turkey. Like, we got rid of everything. And, you know, we all thought it was okay. But after we cut into it a whole bunch, and it turned out great.

It was really moist and juicy and perfect and shit, but there was like a hidden compartment in the turkey, like, tailbone where they stuffed the testicles of the turkey in a bag up into there. We didn't even know. We had no idea. It was like a hidden trap door. Whoa. Why would they give us that? I don't know, but they were fun. Are we sure they expect us to do with it?

It looked like a brain. No, they were the balls. 100% of the balls. There was two of them. And they were also very firm. I gave them a little squeeze. Yeah. Yeah, we fushigied them, and it felt like a testicle.

All three of us agreed. Tanner and I, wait, Isaac, did you touch him too? Yeah, dude, I fushigued. You did too. We all did. Yeah, you put it into the garbage, and I immediately opened it up. It was like, you know, Tanner feel these. And Tanner started holding them.

I didn't want to tell Larry. Are they out of the bag? No, not out of the bag in the bag. The bag, it wasn't like a problem. Like, do they expect us to cook it, to cook them? No, I don't think so. I hope not. Maybe he has a gag for, like, Grandpa, you know.

Yeah. Let's put it on that party trick. You go Grandpa, turkey. Yeah, go to your mouth. Just give a little bit in. And then everyone laughed. I felt bad. I felt bad.

Lair was in the kitchen. There was no, like, diverting or calming him down. I want him to just go, just puke everywhere. I had a place for a full, I had a full put a. I had a full. full of food waiting to be eaten and I saw that and it kind of like diverated me a little bit but I still ate my food I didn't get to finish it though but I had three days of leftovers which was great it was good it was that good in my life they felt like they felt like those magnets

that are kind of like round you get to like move them around oh yeah yeah yeah dude w thanksgiving chat that be thanksgiving chat I had the yumiest thanksgiving food I've had thus far in my life. It was really good. What kind of pies? What was your pie line up? We just had a Marie-calandered pumpkin pie, but we got sweet tea casserole delicious. This like cornbread casserole that was even more delicious and like green bean catherall and mac and cheese and turkey and rolls. It was really yummy. That was our lineup. That was precisely what we did. Wow. We had the same thing. We had mac and cheese. Miles away. No. No, we didn't have any cornbread. We had Dude, the cornbread stuff was so good.

I love corn bread when it's warm. It was so good. It was so good. Warm corn bread with like butter just Oh my god. Speaking of last week's awesomeness, this week's awesomeness and by this week I mean today

we are dropping a new group video on the channel. True. Oh yeah. So we are. We're back. All right. Oh, fucking yeah. We back.

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you'll see you'll see along with that they'll come around some of you or the little goodies with that as well it's like a little Halloween yeah if you guys if you guys do follow us on Twitter, you're going to see the little teaser, and the teaser is going to show what is to come after this video. So after this video, then we have another video dropping in two weeks, and then after that, the very end of December... Sorry, I just, I try to make it stop.

You're good, dude. It's coming up. At the very end of December, we're dropping... Mm-hmm. I'm just not going to... No, I'm sorry. No, go ahead. I'm sorry.

We're dropping an awesome... video. We sound so enthusiastic about it. We just keep getting interrupted by a burp. We're dropping the zoo video where we went to the zoo and freed all the animals every single one. There goes one right now.

There he goes. I remember all. All the deer. Come on out. All the deer. All the deer. All the deer. Go, go. Go. Wait. All the deer come in. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, guys.

Dude, my favorite thing I remember from like us doing group videos back then were the thumbnails. Like the ideas that we have for these thumbnails Like for the zoo one is gonna be so funny Oh god These thumb notes I think these thumbnails are gonna be really good Personally personally

Personally speaking The zoo one is gonna be funny Yeah Yeah that's gonna be funny Well even even the road trip one's gonna be pretty funny too Mm-hmm I'm excited for the road trip video The concept the concept for that thumbnail

Was that it was gonna be front facing Oh you're right dash cam got it I got it That's right that's right that's right that's right That's right that's right that's right That's right. Wait. Willie, do you say you were going to come over here?

Yeah. We could, we could like photo shoot that up real quick right now when you get here. Fuck no. What? Why? Dude, you are nasally and boogery as hell. Oh.

Just like, just don't breathe. Willie. Just don't breathe. We can get in my car together. Wow. Come on, man. And trapped with a sick man. Yeah, come on.

Well, I have to, I do have to stop by. I do have to stop by. by, because I have to give you guys some clothes. So, speaking of, speaking of which, I can't wait to, I can't wait to freaking. I effed up so bad this past Black Friday drop. I, uh, I didn't promote at all. I think I only relied on, like, emails for this.

Also, because, like, the video that I posted the vlog, I posted too late. It was like Sunday, I think I posted it. But, uh, it was to help promote, like, this merch that I dropped as well as a few other shirts. And like, it's like, Black Friday already happened. And I was going to get the written video ready for Saturday. And it's like, well, how can I do like Black Friday now if it's Saturday? Cyber Monday. Yeah, Cyber Monday.

Yeah. So, yeah, either way. Electronic Wednesday. I got to bring you guys your clothes. So. I can't wait to wear him, though. Hey, Isaac, speaking of which, where's my, where's my first merch I bought from? Yeah, Isaac, what is my merch also?

What are you guys talking about? Yeah. Yeah. You're Isaac White merch that I bought. You want the hoodie? I have it. No, no, no. It was the black and white.

it. Yeah. Can I have one too? Yeah. I'm dead serious. I do have it. It's in my closet. You have you have some? I do. I do. They're unopened. You never need an XXXXL. Well, I thought my friends were. XXXXL. I need an XXXL. I believe they're all. I think there's two of every size. I remember. How long have you been hoarding those? Yeah, years. Five years, bro. Yeah. I'll take. Dude, come on. I'll take one off your hands. I know that was like a past job I didn't think anyone wanted it That's like old news

Who went to old news? What old mean? Wait, I think I've asked you for that exact You've like this is 10 different times The past five years. And then what did you say it's not real? I say it's not real. I say it's fake men

I promise you. Phony feed I'm like hey where's your merch And it's like oh hasn't shipped yet But you have it in your closet No that no that came like Months after the fact And it was just dead stock things that

Like canceled orders and stuff like that If you want that, you just come over here. Can I bring up something that's recent? No, this is only old stuff we're talking about. The past podcast. Yeah, we got to speak about things that are older than a month. Halloween. I'll bite my tongue.

Happy Halloween. So I was going to bring up the fact that Jay Shlat had posted his video. And it costs for kind of funny, a lot of confusion. Yeah, a lot of people thought he was coming out as bisexual. What? Really? Oh, yeah, he had that bit. Yeah, a lot of people...

I saw the thumbnail. That's the video, but I saw the thumbnail in the title. Is he not bisexual? I think he is bisexual, dude. No, he is. I saw the way you guys mingled. Yeah. Dude, and like, he was, like, about a cry when he said that.

Aw. Did you, did you cry? I cried when he said he was bisexual. Yeah, when he told us in private, and that was that. What do you mean in private? He told you in private? No, he came out as a Mets fan, beers at home, who care? Even though his entire life, he's always been online known as a Yankees guy with a Yankees hat.

Yeah, that's pretty, all the time. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that what, dude, I'm not going to lie, I didn't even know. I'm glad. He's actually stepping away from his main channel. Yeah. So that was, that was kind of like, yeah. So if you're up to date, like I am, yeah.

So I watched the weekly slag. I watched it too, I watched it too It actually gave a lot of insight You know a lot of insight that like I can relate to you Because like remember when we always talk with grunk And grunk is like dude Like the internet's like frying everyone's brains and whatever And you know jashlap brings up a very valid point

About like the whole boxing yourself in And like kind of following the algorithm And like doing things that you kind of like You get upset by like a 10 of 10 on your dashboard You know for listeners that don't know what that means It's, you know, basically out of your last 10 videos, the performance, like, how is it compared to every other? So if, like, in the first 24 hours, your number one, your number one at a 10, you got 100,000

views, your 10 out of 10 is going to be like 30,000 views in the first time for hours. Yeah, pretty much. You're a number of the dashboard. Yeah. So it was just really relatable, you know, and I was listening to it, and I was like, yeah, because we have, in the past, we've talked about some stuff like that, but. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of crazy. You're like totally right about it, dude.

It like fries. Dude, yeah. It's bad. Like our dopamine receptors are falling bad and guys. So how do we, how do we entice people, how do we entice people to go out and do more and get off the phone less and computers less? Well, it's up to the user. Yeah. Yeah.

I was just talking about EMP with my freaking friends earlier today. Oh, bro. Hashty EMP the world. Like, if a nuclear level EMP goes off in northern Virginia. Listen, I know it's our job to be on here, but like... We would never hear from you again. Bro. Yeah, true.

Bro, we would have to... No, you would, though. We just... Guys, guys, letters exist. Oh, yeah. Guys, we can write letters and send it through the mail. Right, but let's think about how the mail works. Yeah, they rely on mail probably users.

They use computers. I say we just... If some country decided... to, fuck it, let's bomb their freaking, uh, that's EMP they shit. We're done. Like, we're just done. We can't do it for money. What's the plan? We should make a plan right now. Yeah, we're meeting up.

Let's, let's publicize where we're going to meet up when Armageddon. Weggmans. Weggmans. Right now. Weggmans. Yeah. Megmans would be good. Okay, wait. Wait, do you want to go to Wegmans? We don't know the address of that. We'll figure it out. When? Now? Because imagine it's falling

right now. Right now? Is it happening? Right now? I would say Damn, I don't know Well, I'd say What about a Waffle House Because like that's like a funny spot It has to be a spot we all know

Dude, it can't just be like a A Waffle house Costco, it's got All right Wawa Wawa TwitchCon We all know where TwitchCon We all know where TwitchCon

Are we serious? Wawa and TwitchCon You never know Grunk I say you bring You bring as many people As you can fin to your car Make like a fleet of people Yeah, yeah

I'll do a call And then you have to come here. Yeah. Willie, you drive to our house. And we'll go and go to Costco. Willie, you drive to our house. Tanner, you get a Costco membership and you stock up on all the stuff and you bring it over here. Isaac, you gather all of the neighbors and kick him out.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to need all these houses. Bring in the houses. Yeah. Larry, make a video. Here's a bag of hot chitos. Dude, that'd be a vibe. Like, oh, something big is going to happen.

Get in my bones, you guys. I feel it. Dude, I feel it. Dude, I feel it's something horrible's about to happen. The fucking tipper is going to tip either this way or that way, very soon. Dude, that sounds so vague. What is it? What is it?

The doomsday clock is closer to midnight than ever. AI. We could say that every second at a day, and it'd be true, Tanner. It'd be true. So, so it's either AI takeover or divine renaissance. Okay, but what does an AI takeover look like? Waymos. It looks like Jesus Christ comes back as AI.

What? Yeah. Maybe AI is the second coming, bro. The third? Maybe Jesus Christ comes back as a form of AI. Dude, if I read, if I go on the news and I see the headline Jesus Christ comes back as AI and it's like a bunch of people gathered around a bot that's claiming to be Jesus Christ, I think that I, that's the day.

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helped with AI integration. It's like bro. So students can't use AI but teachers can't. No, we're giving, bro, I heard my university is making it like mandatory to take an AI ethics class to graduate but I'm like grandfathered out of it but like everyone like before me has to take

an AI ethics class. What is that? What is that? mean I don't really know but like yeah how to use it like evil yeah use it for good and it's like oh gosh so it's just like common sense um well but even then it's like everyone knows don't she in school it's all right it's guys it's guidelines to ensure that's developed it's gonna gross you all out okay I saw this and I bookmarked it because I was like in shock there was a guy and again these all might be pots because they the fuck no way you got deleted no no I think it got deleted It's suppressing it, dude. Come on, Larry. Okay, well, what it was, so it was like one of those guys on Twitter that's like on top of business. It's kind of like that guy you follow Isaac that you really like to laugh at. It reminds me of that, the entrepreneur that has like $20,000.

Passive income, yeah, out the ass. Oh, that guy. Yeah, that guy. But he was this guy who said he was basically, he wanted to make a team of people who generate Instagram accounts of like models using AI and basically rank up a bunch of like followings of

AI models of people and pretend to be like them and it's like we need to like this is now the time to do this and everyone now. Now's the time. Yeah. And then it's like I already got a new one. Meet XYZ. This is

my AI like model. And it's dude. Dude. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. That's exciting. Man. Yeah, we're in a time, unlike any other,

and it'll only get more and more crazy. Guys, our life might be the most significant lifetime ever, but maybe every generation thought that, but like, I feel even hit the tip of the iceberg yet. You're like, damn, this is, like, I feel pretty consistent. But this is significant in its own way, Dodd. What if, what if this whole podcast, what if, like, what if we just became assholes and we did the whole entire hour podcast episode?

It was just all AI. No. We'd lose everything, I think. No, no, no, I'm not saying, I'm not making that a suggestion. I'm saying, like, what if, like... I think you do want that, Willie. You're a big fan of that. I'm not, dude, quibble cop stuff.

Have you seen that guy? What he does? Dude, that's terrible. That's so bad. That was one thing I laughed at, and it was a, I saw a clip where he, it was like the Minecraft gameplay, in the bot kept rhyming everything, all that one, like, it just kept like, it kept creating these, like, these, like, fusion of words that have never, been said before while playing

Minecraft. It was so like sophisticated and so like artificial but while he was like breaking a treat or something yeah it had like a twangle funny to it because of how like what are we saying it was like so fucking stupid but dude it's nuts bro

you gotta like sell like get rid of your authenticity like you have to swallow so much I feel like to post like 100% AI content because it's like for money you know it's like wow Yeah It's just a bad

Yeah Dude the only The only time I'm like even okay with it What'd you say? What would happen if bunny went away Bunny or money AI's gone

AI is done It's absolutely Money Dude What the hell What was I Chatting about yesterday On the Minecraft server

I think Was it the If everyone gets paid $50 An hour From For five days a week For doing nothing What do you say

The existence Pay yourself? Okay Picture this You wake up You wake up You wait up You wake up and you look at the news and headlines.

New Deal just signed into action. To off into action. Fuck. I said it so much better yesterday. My brain was more tax. It was the paid-for-living deal act or something. And you get $50 an hour Monday through Friday from 9 to 5 for just doing nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. And then I said, I think that all the people who do everything should get everything, and all the people who do nothing get nothing. Okay. Yeah. That's an awesome. Guys, that's an awesome. No, but actually, but think about if the people that did nothing got paid, like the people who did something, what would happen?

That's like, her. Yeah, that's not good. Isn't that just like, socialism? Communism. Straight up. Communism, yeah. I mean, I feel like that opens up a lot of

opportunity, though. Just like enjoying their life living like, like, no. That's nothing. Okay, see, because I feel like if that were the case, people would just contribute

to their local communities more. I'm just, yeah, I was going to say, aren't there some places, you know, pardon my ignorance, but I'm pretty sure there are some places where like older generation people that cannot work, they still have

responsibilities, like, They still go out and they help clean the streets, like sweep or like stuff like that. Dude, me and my mom were talking about it and like, because I was talking to her about like, oh, no, she was talking to me about like getting older and like retirement and all these things. I was like, okay, okay. And she was like, I don't want to retire and just like vacation all the time and do nothing. She's like I want to start up like a small food. Like I want to make food and give it a people. I was like, oh, well, first one,

I had to volunteer at this food bank And there was just like 30 old people Just running the entire show It was crazy, bro, it's like I could promise you I want to do the same thing like When I get older and I retire I don't want to not do anything

I want to still contribute to the world somehow I know our contribution Is making a lot of poop jokes right now But I do at some point You make poop jokes on the internet that sort of like contributing to something something good

something's a greater hole I feel like if everybody focuses on their local communities real change can happen yeah sort of local because like uh man like unless you're in a position to actually like

be able to change the upper level stuff like I don't know why you bother fully with trying to change that stuff because like nothing can change nothing ever happens and part in my egg ignorance as well if I'm coming off

ignorant. You can really change local stuff if you local elections and like getting involved you can change a lot communities and I watch dude I watch this video about a Costco location like and that's it doesn't

like sound like it's that impacting but it is the most popular Costco and it makes I think it's like 500 billion dollars a year and you guys will never guess where it comes from or where it is It might be 500 mil, might be 500 mil, I don't remember. This was a few weeks ago, but.

Yeah, that would have been like, I tell you, it is smack dab in the middle of Honolulu, Hawaii. Whoa. And they were talking about how impactful that Costco going and being there was for every single other aspect of like economics in terms of like jobs, food, everything like that. um it really did change it changed the wave i okay wait i i i have something okay kind of similar uh it's about like that okay so when uh i went with grant to uh the racks we went to like a little flea market and on the way back we were talking about like the roads um because we were driving on the highway we were talking about roads i forgot how we got there but i was telling him how like um it's crazy how much responsibility you have when you're

you're creating roads. Oh, it's because Texas is so many roads. And to get from one point or another, you have to, like, drive. You basically need a car to fucking live out here. And so, like, it's nuts how even just, like, roads can influence, like, imagine you fuck up a road.

And somehow you designed it in a way that accidentally stockpiled everyone in, like, one fucking thing. Like, it bottlenecked it and it caused a lot of delay in traffic. And all the shame. Because of that traffic, because that delay, businesses got delayed. because the business is getting delayed

there's like this economic shift and there's like all these things happening all that wants to the point where that business is no longer that strong because of that traffic delay crap and then that business goes under and then the owner has no job and then that owner

like it's just like a domino effect I'm like ah dude I had this I had this crazy idea one time a long time ago I was like what if I don't know if I ever mentioned that on the podcast what if the roads You know how the roads are paved, asphalt, whatever?

What if the roads were... Oh, Texagon. I did talk about this? You did talk about this. Yes. Okay. So they're like solar panel sort of heated whatever. So like during the snow time and stuff like that, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. You know, the foot traffic. Yeah. Yeah. I think that was like tested in Japan. It was tested. I'm pretty hard. Where like they like stay due for emotion, right?

Like they can generate energy based on... Yeah. The electricity for like the lights, the walk symbols. and stuff like that, which honestly sounds like a great idea, but that technology is also super expensive, that it kind of outweighs the pros and cons. I feel like long term, it might work.

Long term. Goddy or road. See, but you need electricity to charge things like this. What the hell is that, man? That is the United States is new fleet. No way. They're kind of cute. They're kind of cute. I don't know, guys. Can we get one of those? Can we get one of those? Can we get one? It looks like a

drawing. Viewers at home, we just saw them. Look up. right now, like make a new tab on Google and go and search up the USPS new truck. That thing is insane looking. Wait, if you're driving, look around you. Yeah.

Do you want to know how much money the United States spent on a fleet of them? Bills, bills. On a fleet. $3 billion. Yeah. Yeesh, dude.

My information I'm getting is from the Nancy Pelosi stock tracker on Twitter. So this could just be a headline, but they're saying we've only gotten 612 cars so far, so that's $4.9 million per car.

Wow. Oh, my, bro. No way. That doesn't make any sense. That can't be. 4.9 million dollars for one car, for one shitty postal car? Is that real? It's because of the rest of the 10,000 haven't been made yet. I'm pretty sure it's...

I'm pretty sure that they have to be like, it's for that, so it's going to happen eventually. But I think as of right now, they've only made a certain amount. Also, I am headline reading a tweet. That's true. Also, why? I need to rant now.

Why is it dark out? Oh, yeah. It's dark out at 5. Are you seeing? Oh, you're going to get darker earlier. Y'all, it's 5.30 in the Pemps. Bro, sunset's like 4.40. I'm done with this wicked life.

440. I've had enough. And it's going to make me tired. I'm already sick and it's going to be bad, it's going to be dark, it's going to be cold. No. Dude, this weather is depressing as fuck. It really is. Hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, I feel like this weather in Texas is a million times more depressing than the weather in the world. It's horrible, man. Dude, it's not even fun cold. It's just like boring, ass, lame-ass, like, dirty cold. Yesterday I woke up. It doesn't even snow here. I woke up and it was raining and cold. Oh, buddy.

And then I had to go to class in the cold rain. It wasn't even the wintery mix. Boop, boop, boop. That's not fair. That's not right. Yesterday I woke up, it was sunny as hell. Today I woke up, it was cloudy as hell. You sound like you're in prison, writing a letter to the sun.

Yeah, that's my own, that's all my letter. I woke up today, son. It was cloudy. I'm sure you're bigger now. Well, how much longer do you have in this podcast? Do I just like wing it and talk about what happened today? I kind of want to do that. Oh.

You should talk about it. Dude. All right. I saw that. Beer is at home. It's going to be a great segment. Finally, my pain and suffering. Welcome to the club, buddy.

Yeah, my painted suffering has only gotten, it's only gone up. I'm now part of the Willie Club. Very happy to be here. Okay. Pause. What? Dude, this is the Willie Club, but the Willie Club is defined as it was not our fault. Right? Sure.

Yeah. Okay. It was not our fault regardless. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I was going to the gym. Okay.

And, uh, long story short, I got a little fender bender, um, which is really not, not ideal. And the way that it happened just makes me so mad. Um, so to preface, we were all at this, like, we were all had to stop. We're all paused sitting there in the road. Um, woman in front of me, like kind of lurches, just irks forward. Inches, dude. I'm talking inches. And I do the same thing.

and immediately after that I feel a massive boom back yeah there you go y'all yeah yeah yeah and I hit the car in front of me and I'm like you have got to be shitting me um woman gets out of her car gives me a look all I do is I throw up the classic thumb to the back of my rear view you know immediately

like this yeah and she uh oh I thought you were gonna go like this I gave her the thumb I gave her the bird She gets finished the meter? Yeah I thumbed I thumbed to the behind me Guy comes up next to me

He says let's just we got to pull in You know this is like busy road And I was like I bet Let's do that We pull in I look at the damage on my car And it's now The front and back are fucked

They're fucked It's bad I look at this woman's car She's driving I think like a 2,000 one like Carolla like this thing is I want to say it's a beater but it is it's a very yeah it was it's a cute it beats walking um dude it didn't look like a single scratch I think like maybe the slightest entry point on the bumper it was a little little baby dent um they don't make

them like to use look at the guy's truck nothing so I'm like I I've just been royally fucked I've just been royally boned So Yeah Everyone was good Poor woman was on her way To physical therapy And it really

For what Was it for a car accident No she had a fall Oh You know And that was You know I sat there A older lady

Huh Was she like an older lady Yeah man Yeah she was older I would say like Probably high 60s Maybe low 70s But she was a

She was a charm Can I be honest honest with you? Can I be really honest with you though? Yeah, you'd be really honest. Even, so from my experience, and I've said this before too, in a car accident, nobody fucking wins. But in Texas, you win.

What do you say? The viewer. The viewer. The viewer wins. The viewer wins. The listener's win. Standby. Whoever watches, it wins. But what were you saying?

I was going to say that in Texas, the bar is so low that, like, you win at the fact that if they have insurance. that's a good thing. Yes. Because there's so many people here who drive without insurance that, like, you could be fucked for that. Yes, you can. Houston, bro. Yeah.

There's a very large amount of people that don't have insurance. You know, I'm, dude, I'm blessed, man. Like, I'm all good. She's all good. Guy who hit us is all good. We're fine. You know, there was no pain. There was no suffering, personal injury or anything.

The officer, however, that came to, I guess, report the accident, wrote it off as less than a thousand in damages, which is kind of like an umbrella term that says, you know, this isn't an important crash. Everything is okay. However, the car that I drive is a Conan Seg and it's $3 million. Yeah. It's a $1,000 car. Do you ever tell me? I won't I'm not sure the specifics I haven't been able to bring it in but I sent it over to my technician and it is not less than a thousand dollars it is many more thousand dollars is and I feel bad think of last leave VC two yeah yeah what would you see Nick I said think of the amount for lastly VC2 uh yeah yeah just about maybe even twice that it depends on exactly what is wrong with it but there are

there's a lot of sensors in the bumper yeah and there's a hole in the back of your car now yeah and it really doesn't help that the front also had um has another sense of carbon fiber which well I have a suggestion was correct I have a good suggestion yeah we go to Costco

we get ramen and a little bit of glue and we shave it in there and then yeah it's a shit we should be doing that yeah fuck but yeah a bondo dude shitty

just a shitty start to the day man really really bad as it was like it was blue and perfect yesterday it was like gray and irky today and then that happened I was like okay bro I wish I'm very happy that you're safe yeah did you work out I did

yeah I just did triceps dude you just like ripped off your bumper that's broken already yeah I got an angry pump put in the back of my car started bench pressing it whatever if you know I I woke up you you called me and you talked to me about it.

Yeah, I had to consult Grandmaster car accident. Dude, fuck off. The guy who helped you, you tell him that. I was like, don't even like, don't even answer his call.

Don't even answer my call. There's a reason I hit you up is because you have experience. You know what to do. I've had to file several claims on my car. For accidents that were not my fault. Exactly why I went to you.

Yeah. Could have called Tanner. I don't know what Tanner would have told me. I would have said, fuck. Throw it away I'll buy it off. I'll buy it off you.

You want my rap? If you call me, I would try to make you feel a bit I'd be like, dude, if I was there, I wish I was between you in the car. I wish I would have crushed my chest. It should have been me in between your guys.

I should have been there to stop that. You're bumper in your car. Dude, I'm so confused about how like the front of their car looked by the way because I'm looking at the damage on your rear bumper. I'm totally not getting how there's a hole somewhere down here. And then over to the right, there's like crack. And then up here, it's like, it doesn't, and then there's like a actual

puncture in your fucking, like what happened? Yeah, I really don't know. But what I do know is that the only damage I did to the car in front of me, uh, was because I had my toe hook, the license plate toe hook completely flung the hell off. Um, I had to go back and find it. But it was like, like it got jammed in a way and it was plastic and then it lost some sort of support and just flung into the grass.

I had no idea, but that went right into the car. That's where that little furniture was. If you want, we can be driving and then I'll tee bone you going like 60 miles an hour. No, please.

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on what body shops I bring it into because they could total the car just based off their damages. Yes. I don't... It's okay, it's a car's not totaled. It's a roll of the dice. There are some places around here.

But it's not totaled. In any way, shape, or form, I walked out of this, I mean, not a winner, but... Take it to the Willie Shop. I could bring it to the Moly Shop. Yeah, Willie knows how to fix cars now. Okay, I would get the carbon fiber. I would, however, it is not just a bumper.

It's like a computer chip. There's like 14 sensors. Take it to Apple. Sensors are sensors, computer chip. There would be. So like the sensor itself comes as a sensor and then that plugs into the wire harness. So it's, they would never put like an actual like, yeah, write this down. You're turning me on, man.

I'm really just, wow. Yeah, I've taken off a few bumpers in my day. Wire, look at that guy. Harness. Yeah. No, I mean, I have my warehouse. I've actually had opportunities to repair some cars. And, like, I technically could, you could tell the insurance company that you want to bring it to my shop.

It's like, oh, they read a new ramen. So I'm waiting on new ramen. Yeah. Yeah, Willie, what are your financing options here? I say is I The insurance company asks Dude I'm already gonna be working on your Miata I can give my $8,000 Willie Coins

You say Willie Coins Willi Coins Willie Coins Yeah I'm glad though that you're You're good that accident was pretty much Just a sad situation Yeah It just sucked like I don't want to call it a nothing burger

Because it was a nothing It was a nothing burger It was a nothing burger It was, because we're all fine. There was like less than a thousand damages according to the officer. A lot of things are messing burgers when you compare it to you like the worst shit ever. It's like, yeah. He could have been going 60, I mean, and flying up behind me.

My airbags could have deployed. You could be like a fucking, you guys ever be like someone in front of you slams the brakes and then you like you slam yours and you look behind you, you're like, yo, this guy's not slaying his brakes. Oh my God. The one time I didn't do it was this time because we were already at a stop. so I don't know what happened and the guy said I said oh I should probably

but it happened so yeah I now joined the club of the people that have had a car accident and did a podcast right after yeah yeah it's crazy because like in these situations

I like to kind of I know that you were probably pretty relaxed it's a shitty situation but like I know that you were probably like well I'm gonna ask you then how were you kind of like

relaxed about it because there's some people they hit your car and they're like what the fuck Yeah. No, they get mad and shit about a car. Yeah, I was very laxed. The woman was shaking up. I was just trying to like console her and you calm her down because yeah, smoke this, smoke this. Yeah, I just said like, smoking. It's smoke. Yeah, the guy, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Yeah, he's not here. He's not here. The officer's on his way though. All right. Yeah. Okay. All right. Act natural. Don't freak out. Keep it in. Don't blow. Don't blow. Don't blow. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in. Don't let go. Don't let go. Don't. Don't. Do not blow out. If I'm going down, you're going down.

Immediately arrested. You're coming with me. Yeah, but to answer, to answer your question, I was, I was chill. You know, I was just sitting there like, you know, listen, y'all, like, yeah, this shit sucks. But, but. we're all good. Like, we're good, you good? You good? Okay, cool. You good? Okay, I'm good. Dude, there's like, there's like accidents like that, right? And then there's like accidents like mine where I was so disoriented and like I had a concussion and I didn't even know what was going on. Those folks did not help. Your ops, your oppositions. No, those, oh my God. It was pissing me off and it wasn't even my situation, man. There were terrible people. Really bad. Just a preface for all listening at home. This, this happened, the accident that

Willie Chan here was in right after some donuts the family of the guy that was really just not obeying the law showed up and was just hostile just straight yeah he like accused me of making a

U-turn in the intersection that I didn't do yeah the guy who wasn't there decided that he was going to chip in about what happened fuck you man he was just lying he's probably paying like $1,700 a month for car insurance

so it was just a real weird Yeah, I mean, he's a classic example of 17-year-old kid and why 17-year-olds have such high insurance rates because he crashed into a... In Texas. Also, that kid was going like 50 miles per hour and a residential 30, so...

He was. Dude, I will say, though, and I'm glad that this happened with Isaac because I wish someone told me about it. So for anyone... Oh, actually, this is basically the car accident podcast. People usually get an accident listening to us. So look, if someone... If someone gets...

They do, right? You know, no, it's true. It does happen. When it happens more than once, it happens. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Yeah, it does happen. I was going to say, I wish that someone guided me on this, because, I mean, probably they did, but I had a concussion, so I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

But Isaac was hit up by someone at Audi, and I was talking with the technician about it and kind of how much it would be. And he's like, make sure that you file for a depreciation, whatever, for the accident, right? Because, like, when your car gets into an accident, depreciates the value. I didn't do that on my car. told me that because I lost so much money when I sold it because of the fact that like there was an accident reported on it. And so at least you can get some. Depreciation. It's going. Depreciation. So like if you were to sell your car without an accident on it, you can sell it for a certain

amount. But when people look at the Carfax and they see that there's an accident on it, they're going to significantly lower the amount of money they offer you because it was in an accident. Yeah. My car, it was in an accident. It's like field tested. I'm serious. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, yeah, it's like counter strike. Yeah, so it's not factory new. It would be minimal wear, but in this case, it's like well-worn around there. It'll test it. It's kind of make more sense now.

Okay. Yeah. So my car, the airbags deployed, and that's like a big red flag. Like a lot of, a lot of these companies, they don't like it. It doesn't matter if it was rebuilt by like God himself. They will not. What? Dude, they don't care.

It was certified pre-built. Don't care, bro. If God came up, if God was an AI and it's like gold and everything and like diamond and What the hell happened to the conversation I left off? God can make cars. God can come down. He can. Go on.

Go on. God it can come down. I was just saying that my car was in an accident with airbags deployed. And even if God himself came down and repaired the vehicle, it would be on the car fax. I didn't know God made cars. And they don't care. Yeah. The car fax is like, I didn't know that.

It was such a, like a used, such a used system that people... God makes cars and it's called Ford, Larry. Oh, I knew it. I knew it. All dealerships just go to the Carfax? Yeah, show me the Carfax. Man, I know it's that deep. That's so stupid.

Did you let him know about the Carfax? It's called Dodge and Chevy. Go. Okay. It's all right. It's all right. God makes vehicles in Camaros. Rock me.

God made one vehicle, one vehicle. I know. It was a 69 Corvette. I know we're coming up on a very on the very end here. I just want to say what there's one topic I forgot to mention. I just wanted to quickly, uh, kind of dance around if that's okay with you guys. So we're going to go. No, no, no, no, we're leaving. Thank you guys. I had my first. I had my first experience with, uh, um, uh, okay. They were to say I had my first accident. No, yeah. You know, speaking of actions, I actually got one, a really bad one actually yesterday. I forgot to tell you guys.

I'm actually... I didn't see your neck here. Wow. Here's at home. There's a hole in Larry's head. They put a valve back here. No, I had my first experience with Jehovah Witness. Oh, let me tell you, it was something...

Wow. If, wow, wow. I thought it was going to be like some people... Because it was like two, like, older gentlemen. And I thought it was going to be like, uh, Oh, God. Hey, can we, you know, you want a new roof? I was going to be like, no.

But it was like, they were like, I forget what they told me at first. They said they wanted to talk about something. They didn't say about like life or whatever. They wanted to talk about something. So I was like, okay. And then they asked me about my faith. And I was like, I don't really practice anything right now. Christian.

Ask me about like a few other things. And then I got into a conversation with them. I was like, oh, this is interesting. And then so I like, I like stepped outside. Like I closed the door behind me. outside and I'm like standing there with them and then I slowly start to realize I'm like oh crap because then I get handed a pamphlet and it was like Jehovah Witness and there's like a they were telling me about this like book I can read in the QR code I can scan and I'm like oh shit

and then um they were telling me that like uh that that that we were all going to die one day and that we were going to come back to life though um and that the people who sin are going to like basically like run hell pretty much and I was like okay uh got it And then they brought up a lot about Adam and Eve. They kept bringing up Adam and Eve a lot. They love doing that, bro. Okay, wait. Can I explain?

First of all, what were they wearing? Were they wearing their Sunday finest? They looked like they were from home alone because it was like the guys. One of them was really tall. Harry and Marv. Harry and Marv showed up told Larry about the Lord. Oh, my God. They had like, they had these like old like, it was like a brown wool sweater with like the hat that Nick word.

You know that hat that you got? The beanie? Yeah. No, they're like paper boy. Yeah, like the paper boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were wearing that. They had a scarf, they had gloves on.

I thought, okay, part of me thought they were about a single like a Christmas Carol thing. Like, I thought they were part of like Christmas, like, something. And I was like, wow, okay, it's going to be a good experience. But it was, yeah, it was Joe Wittendenis. I was like, wow. Yeah, there it is. It was kind of like, yep, yep. And they were both very old.

So it was like, they look kind of cute. Aw. What were their dimensions in proportions, whereas one, like, They were tall, bro. They were tall. They were tall. They were skinny. They were tall.

They were just kind of like, they looked, I mean, they looked, they were sweet, but it kind of started rubbing me in the way where it was like, it kind of felt like, nope. You ever seen a movie, nope? Yeah. There's like a really off-putting niceness to it. Yeah, it's like a cultish niceness. Like there's nothing wrong about what's going on here, but like the demeanor and then the words. And then the, when they started, when they started talking about, like, there's like, there's

when they started talking about like people who like sin and the people who are like and like our revival of like ourselves like we're gonna revive and we're gonna have paradise on earth they're telling me like what do you think about like

no pain ever I'm like that sounds great they're like okay well there's gonna be no pain and there's gonna be no sorrow your favorite food Cheetos? Cheetos? Okay yeah there's gonna be

imagine of Cheetos Oh I'm not kidding you made of Cheetos like that probably would have happened too they told me like okay okay what's your fair dream. Dr. Pepper? Oh, it's everywhere. The rivers flowing. It is everywhere. You know that Jesus loves Dr. Pepper too? Can I tell you? All right. Wait, hold on. I want to make an

analogy here. I was thinking about it for maybe four seconds. I want to get off my chest. I'm 99. And someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I think Jehovah's Witness is referring to it was, I think it's a separate witness or a separate account of Jesus. But the amount of importance that Jehovah or this Jehovah's Witness person, whoever documented, whatever the hell, to me, it's like the equivalent of a Bible time streamer being Jesus. The Bible is the cameraman documenting it all. And the Jehovah's Witness is like someone who saw it happen from across the street. And that's the validity that we're given. And that's how we're here.

So naturally, uh, I would. I was raised. Are you saying like Jehovah's Witness is like watching a clip out of context and you make your whole impression? Yes. Yes. Yes. Pretty much. That's, at least that's how I was, I was raised religious.

I was raised in the Christian household and that's what I was told. I've never engaged with the Jehovah's Witness. I'd try my best to just do my nose forward. You know what my funny-ass dad would do? I'd slam the door in their face. No, no, no. We'd be watching football on Sunday, Sunday football. And then you'd see them walk up this.

street and he'd be like oh shit and he closed the blinds and he would turn the TV off and tell me to go hide me oh shit yeah he's like all right don't make a noise don't leave so funny I'm like okay yes sir

it gave me the vibe that like if someone who was really down in life where to encounter them I feel like that's like the the sinking of the claws go in you know what I'm saying like do you get what I'm saying that's how they lead

because I because I I looked it up online. I was like Jehovah Witness, like, you know, whatever about it. Admittedly, I looked at Reddit, sorry. I looked at Reddit and there was this person talking about how like they hated being Jehovah Witness because it's so much like restriction and a lot of like forceful, like direction. Like you're only made to believe what you're told to believe without any other outside, you know, whatever the fuck. And everyone kept saying cult.

They're all saying like it's very cultish. it does kind of strike you as a culty sort of thing it's weird right right no shame it was no no shame like not not that i'm like oh my god they were so nice that i want to join but they were very like sweet in a sense like they were like just chill for the most part you know yeah but like i said it was that kind of like chowness that was like did they try and get you to come to church for one day they did sunday no saturday they are actually and they'll never They love being different, man. They love being different.

Don't never ask for money, bro. You'll be there. You'll be encouraged to donate. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yep. And I'm pretty sure all of that's voluntary

because that is through, that is their contribution to their faith into the church or whatever they have. I'm pretty sure it's voluntary. Yeah. Yeah. That's a pretty common practice in a lot of different religious.

I'm all for people believing. Animals. And he was like, you know, yeah, human or man has a strong connection with animals and then tied it back to Adam and Eve you're like man is supposed to care uh and and handle it was just like that whole thing and I was like yeah it's interesting I'm all for people believing what they want to believe I consider that a form of solicitation regardless and they don't actually I just looked it up they don't consider it as outreach they look at it like they're not selling anything like you

You know, it's like, it's just on the table. Yeah, yeah. I mean, hey, you can partake of the fruit if you want to. But it'll cost you. It'll cost you. It'll cost. We will ask for donations. Also, hey, we're going to come back again.

We're going to put on the table once more. Hey, we didn't see you this Saturday. Where were you? Oh, that's crazy. I talked about, I talked about my experience. I don't think they were Jehovah's Witness. They were just Mormon folk. But they like.

Oh, you did. Yeah. And they like, they called me on an unknown number after I, like, Mm-hmm. They're like, where were you? Yeah. No way. Coming to church this Sunday?

Yep. Yeah. You gave him your daughter's crazy. Yeah. Well, yeah, because it was like... I thought it was going to be a cute thing because I was with a text or something. No, no, no. I was with a girl and I asked her, do you want to go to church this Sunday?

And then she was like, yeah, maybe or something. I don't even remember what she said, but I didn't get a clear enough answer to steer me away from it. So I ended up getting in my number. because I thought we were going to get to church on Sunday man y'all both got you all both got hooked it was just me hook line singer

where's Chicago Illinois that's in Chicago I'm asking where is it oh it's up there it's in Illinois okay just making sure why I thought I saw a video

about the Pope where he's from Chicago and so one said that he was like the he's the only the only pope that's ever eaten. That's crazy, bro. Right, right out of Shirek.

That's crazy. We swore him in the Pope office. What? He's a gangbate. He is. He can get down. He can get down in the streets. He's like chill.

He's the chill pope. First chill pope. Okay. I was going to say that I think there was like a video I saw on TikTok where someone was like telling him that he was like the first pope ever to have like a cony hot dog or something.

or something like that. Or like, whatever. I forget what it was. I was just trying to find where hot dogs, I don't know, it was just something about him being like, mm-hmm,

like he agreed to it. Just something about it. Is it? Pope agreeing to eating hot dogs. There's no way. That's an impossible Google search knowing that done that. The people's Pope is eating a hot dog

in Chicago, the first American pope, isn't just a holy figure. He's one of us. Okay, never mind wrong. Fucking. Wow. He's one of us.

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Come here. He likes this one. It's holy. It's holy. Chicago accent. He's from Chicago. Yeah. So I have the video here and the guy says, how does it feel?

He just says like you're the, you've had more hot dogs than any other Pope in history. And the Pope just, like, agrees, and he, like, raises his eyebrows and, like, smiles. Yeah. Yeah. You like that? Hell yeah. Oh, he responded and said, only with mustard.

That's what he said. Only with mustard? He's just a mustard guy? Yeah. Yeah. Dude. See, I like putting, I like mayo. I like a good mayo dog.

Good mayo. We know, bro. Like a good mayo dog. You like mayonnaise. We know, bro. I love mayonnaise, yeah. All right. I can make it's gloopy, too.

Catch a mustard mayo. Moving off. Okay. I can use that. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to the Everything podcast once again, where we talk about Thanksgiving, Mormons, Jehovah's Witness, car accidents. Hot dogs and hot dogs and the state of affairs. Yep, who just, who cares?

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