The Group Chat - #138 - You Think The Devil Has Horns.. Well So Did I...

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast, episode 1.30. Oh, no, no. That's way on. We're like 140. Yeah, 130. We're past 130? Yes, I make a joke every time about episode four and five, but I actually know all along what episode we're on. Wait, can I guess where we're on?

137 My guess is 140 Yeah, that was my reason 137 Dude, I thought we were on 218 I'm not even gonna lie No

No, that was weeks ago Okay, so the thing is You know when you have like that one family member That's always the same age Every single guy The podcast is the same way And the one family guy No, I don't have one Peter

Everyone has that one Peter All my family age Everyone ages It's sad y'all My grandma's been 93 for like 10 years now That's not I can't be happening. I'm for real.

So what's the big news that you wanted to lead with because we're here now? Oh, the big news I want to lead with you're pregnant. I know, you're pregnant.

Before that, make sure you use code group for 10% if you gave us a door open for my home boy. Double cups are in stock. Let's fucking go. Still.

Still. But that's not what I want to lead with. Okay, good. I want to lead with the audience listening. Whether you're on YouTube or on Spotify. If you do listen on Spotify, thank you so much for the support.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You want to meet with that? Oh, my God. No, we can lead with that because I'm mad. I'm still mad. We have not made a single cent on Spotify listens for the past four years of doing this podcast.

It's like, two years. Like, can you believe that? Because I can't. Wait, why? We monetize it. We never turned on monetization on the Spotify portal. I'll give a timeline of things because I was like locating charge, but I also didn't really realize it. It's not your fault.

I took the reins from Cajun Cam back. It was like two years ago now or a year ago now. Just about. Yeah. And I thought they already did it and like they already done everything. So I was always just following like whatever they did. And I never realized that every single time we posted that it was not making a single dime. Not a single.

To be fair as well, like, I remember when I signed up on the website where we distribute the podcast out, there was no option to monetize. So I was like, I think it's because we weren't at that level yet. And then we all locked it. I bet you. Yes. I bet you it's like you have to hit your four hours of watch time, 40 hours and your thousand views and subscribers like YouTube. Um, and we never, we probably hit that within the, the first episode. I won't lie. Um, yeah. So now we're here in 2025. Um, I think we missed out on broke is a joke now. I don't even want to think about how much

money. We did the math. Nick told me how much earlier and it's like, whoa. Yeah. It's about, um, does Tanner know? Hold on. Does Tanner know? No. Okay, Tanner, take a guess between what two figures, uh, do you think that we missed out on roughly on the whole podcast? On the whole podcast. I heard it, but I don't think so, Tanner. You're going to hear anything like $80,000. That's a pretty good guess. That's your starting point. Now, what's your ending point?

$114,000. You said $14,000? No, I said $114. $114. Okay, well, who wants to drop the ball on everyone's head right now? It was between about $80,000 or $90,000 to $500,000. I don't believe that. I don't believe that one single bit.

How can that be? How can that be? So you get paid based on... What kind of math do you get arranged like that? So does... It's called CPU. So no money, like, actually got recorded. So now there's...

None. So if we turned it on, we're going to make like 20 bucks from a podcast. We've already made $26 from a few days. Yes. It's only here on up, guys. So to anyone that's watching on YouTube, can you stream... Yeah, you got to catch up. We got to get to...

If you're on YouTube, can you go to the Spotify real quick so we cannot. audience listen if you want share with the folks do the rigby where you're putting it on a fucking jukebox and you're standing on top of your car that'd be sweet we saw that number and I just remember I was like dude

how do people make money on podcasts I don't understand is it like do they just do brand deals constantly is that all I do like they just promote alpha brain and is that it? Yeah I was thinking I'm not even joking you I was the joking you that was the reference I'm sitting there

Dude, why, like, why is Joe Rogan coming out with a podcast episode every other day? Like, he must be getting paid on the side or under the table because how do you make money on Spotify with podcasts? And then it clicked. Yeah. So. And then it clicked. I don't know. I can't imagine.

It's not. It might be. I don't know. I don't know. Listen, what is done is done, right? Um, ying yang, right? Um, do or don't, red or blue. You know what I'm saying?

Spitball. Hey, listen, all I'm saying is that what's been done is done. at least we have $26 bucks now. Burn some bridges, two roads and one stone. You know how it is. We're almost a building a day.

You know it is. You're going across the road. You know, oh, you're talking about the fucking... Yeah, you're talking about the fucking... Yeah,

explain to that. Real quick. That was funny. Oh, wow, moving fast. Okay. Dude, I came across this media on TikTok.

We're just like sharing like little show and tell real quick, but I came across this picture and I sent it to Larry because I opened the comment section on it and it was literally some... It's the best comment section I have ever seen in my life.

So it's one of those TikToks where it's like it's just text on it. Yeah, the picture of really precise. Who's in? We start at 7 a.m. sharp tomorrow. Pack a lunch at my take all day. And all the comments, dude, it's like, Camp boss, there's two birds in my way. I only got one stone.

Which road do I take to get there, though? I can't make it stuck between a hard, between a rock and a hard place. I can't come at seven. I'm busy putting on my eggs in one basket. Guys, I'll ever sleep. Where's all the worms? We'll see if my shoe fits.

No, wait. What's the same? Let's see if my shoe fits. We'll see. Anti-anty, uh, what are those called? Like little sayings. Yeah. Are they, they're not similes, right?

No, no, no. Simulies are like her ass. Uh, sorry, I'm then I can't make it. I burn all my bridges. Oh my God. Wait, did I fucking like her ass? Like her ass. Wait, I'm pretty sure, yeah, simile is as busy as a B.

Oh, wait, no. Metaphor. It's a metaphor. Isn't Simile like any time you use like her ass? Am I tribbin? Yeah, dude, we need to get a teacher on this podcast. Oh my god. Just sitting in the corner quietly like, uh, uh, uh, I was completely wrong. Rewind everyone.

Inaccurate, inaccurate. I had a dream. No, go ahead. No, I want to hear about the dream. Oh, you guys are polite. I want to hear about the dream so bad. I've raised you guys so polite. where this Minecraft server that we have

Nick added some like horrible plug-ins that like scared me to my core it was like a dream where so it like started out in real life and there were like bears coming from the woods towards me and I was like freaking out of it and then like as I turned around and run away it turned into me playing the Minecraft server

and the bears were like there and then I saw like a pig thing like a creature I've never seen before in Minecraft walked towards my chest and then it just blew up and blew up all my chest and then I was like Nick why the hell did you add this? What do you do? Why did you add bears in the forest?

Why did you add this? And then like I went to go pick up my stuff and then like a legion of these mobs that I've never ever seen in my life it's hard to even they kind of like they're like pastel like teletyl type vibes but then they just like there's like 50 of them coming towards me and then I just logged off and it's like I don't and I was actually so upset that Nick like ruined the server. I wonder if it's because he threatened to add the orbital cannon that he wanted to add. We low-key manifested that me and Tanner because me and Tanner were talking about adding like really horrific mods to the server. We're talking about obviously Hero Brian, classic. That'd be good. Come on.

But like it has to be where you only get one encounter and then he never appears again. The thing about the mod, because I, hey, me, I play the mod. Hey, me, I play the mod. Okay. Okay, okay. All right, so I play the mod and you're Brian. Oh. Wait, Nick, do you actually add the orbital cannon mod?

I would. Because I swear I also had a dream where I was watching a screen share and you guys were playing with the orbital cannon. No. Well, I was going to add it, but then Grunk was like, then our hole was for nothing. Context for the listeners and viewers that are not watching us play this Minecraft server.

We basically had this video of an orbital cannon that like shoots down and just like makes a giant circle in the earth. And so we were so bored one day that we dug an entire hole. Yeah. Big perfect. What if this was someone in your family that had a chronic illness that they could not get away from? Millions of Americans live with a disease that has no cure. And I was diagnosed with a rare form of sarcoma.

The most immediate findings indicated that I should lose my. leg. It ended up taking four clinical trials in 25 years to get me to this point. Cures are within reach if we invest in funding for life-saving medical research that's needed to find them. Even if they're unsuccessful in my treatment that they will have learned from my treatment that will be able to allow others to stand on my shoulders to be able to be helped. Join the fight for cure. the fight for cures tell your elected representatives to support american medical research

visit united for cures.org slash action to send a letter today paid for by united for cures action by 41 circle i wish i helped you i'm sorry didn't help all the way down to bedrock which by the way uh three days is it blackstone is that what it's called deep slate that shit's deep slate that shit sucks dude yeah it does yeah it's a real doozy I haven't been on that Minecraft server in a minute and it really breaks my heart because it's the 10th. And the update dropped yesterday.

Viewers at home, new Minecraft update, you can ride a fucking shrimp. What? It sucks, dude. The spear sucks. Dude. I got the lunge enchantment

and guess what, bro? Whenever you lunge, every time you attack, it takes away one and a half hunger. Yeah, it does. It just drains you. That's greedy. So bleak.

It's so fucking bleak. So MF bleak. It would have been like, They should just remove that because what's even the point? Like, you have things like Elytra, so why not? Yeah. The second I saw you can make it out of wood, it kind of dawned on me that it was like going to be an early game thing.

Yeah, true. Oh, I see. Like the maze, dude, that's not something you get like first 10 minutes of the game. That's not. Now, the way that I explained it to grunk is it's very, it's not late game friendly. Like, at all. Everything that was added is just like, yeah. Oh, early shit.

Hey, but at least you can write a shrimp. so why are we complaining? It's so slow. It is so slow, dude. You wrote the shrimp? You go for the drown nautilus. You go for the depressing. Even then.

Damn. It's the drowned one faster. Gloomy ass update, dude. I think it's like 10% faster. I'm being pessimistic. I'm glad there's more variety in the game. Well, hey, look, on the other hand, GTA 5, last update.

And guess what? People are, I mean, no, okay, I saw a little, I spoiled it myself because I knew I wasn't going to like, you know, grind it out, whatever. So I was like, let me look at the cutscenes because they got Michael back. Michael DeSanta, Michael Townley. They got him back. And, uh, but they only have him for like two cutscenes and that's it. We just got a funny.

Man. Hey, how are you guys doing? All right. Good luck. Yeah. No, that's really. It's like when you, when you first buy the mansion, he and, uh, Amanda, his wife come in. And they're like introducing you to everything.

And then he gives you his, like, contact. so that you guys can work on shit and then the second time he comes to like defend you from i don't know all these like guys attacking your mansion did you just say Amanda yeah dude they're still together after all these oh yeah oh yeah and she's blonde now no yeah does she look old and a wrinkle she he looks older than her she she aged great but he like I mean he's great too the gt he age great but he just has a few wrinkles and a few more hair she just looks like Amanda with with blonde hair that's about it. And then they talked about Jimmy and they said that Jimmy's moving out, which is cool.

And that's like way in the future as well. It's kind of funny. I just want to get on GTA to cop the mansion and hop off again. I want us to do the heist. I want us to do the heist. That would be sick. Group gaming video. GTA five vices. It's a lot of hoist. It's a lot of one last job. A lot of prep. One last fucking job. But yeah, I think from what I was reading, people were saying that there's probably going to be another update like a second part to that one because the the content that was deliberate it's cool but they they were saying that like mission wise there should have been more

and I think that they were saying that not Roxar but like you know fans speculating that supposedly or it would make sense to make a part two where there's just more missions and all that stuff but you could with the new mansions now you could you have a gym

you can work out you can do reps on the bench press you could do pull-ups you could do literally on working out You can also buy a cat and a dog. You get a can of a dog now. Oh, shit. Really?

You can have a Fortnite too. Really? That's cute. You can do. Drunk, do you know Fortnite's bringing back five man's? Oh, shit. Oh, they're introducing? No, I think they're introducing five men's.

So all of us can literally play Fortnite. Wait, there's five of five here. Four night. All of us can play four nights. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's great.

It's like the news chat, the news chat group cat. The gaming news channel. Isn't it crazy that in all GTA, your character doesn't talk a single time? Not one bit. Not once. You don't hear his voice or her. We're not shalant. Or them, hey.

Yeah, it's all just quiet. It's mutual agreements. You just got to sit there and be like, go. But they always just like in the cut scenes, your characters was like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, mm-hmm. or they get creeped out

oh yeah there's there's a big talk about the you have an AI voice assistant in the mansion that helps you around and you can customize the voice and there's one called I think Angel and it calls you either daddy or mommy depending on your gender

and it's hyper it's very very very very sexual like it's the whole thing is like always like you'll be working out and I think someone said that it told them or yeah it told them that it was recording its workout to watch later again. Like, it was like, it's like

super... What the fuck? But then you can have that or you can have like an English guy, like a, like a proper English guy. Blame. Boring, yon. But, but the horny guy. It's interesting. Can we, can we talk about AI and why it's so dog shit? I mean, we already all know this, but

have you guys checked the RAM prices lately? Oh, you were talking about that. Bro, yeah. Fuck. Guys, you want to build a PC? Scrap! Scrap! Yeah. Scrabbing? Why?

Dude, this is more, this is more than just like, um, for like a computer. This is going to affect everything that needs RAM, every computer.

Because AI companies are like buying up all of the RAM because they're using them for data centers. And then one of, there's, RAM, I'm pretty sure, is only produced in three major factories.

And one of the major factories is no longer, one of the major factories is no longer producing RAM for people like in what the fuck is this? So, 64, 64 gigabytes of RAM is like $8 or $900. It's $900 for the sticks that I just bought

for $300 a month ago. Oh, there you go. Holy fuck! I'm never buying RAM ever again. Yo, Sam Altman, go fuck yourself, dude. Yo, are we... Dude, what the? Direct call out. Direct call out. I don't give a fuck that guy. You're so fucking hard

Willie. You're so fucking hard for that, man. I can't believe RAM is a thousand dollars. Yay. Dude, you're going to get some AI G-Men to come to your house. Dude, fuck that guy. I'll say it again. I'll say it once more for the people with the bag. Luckily, there's a website that we can get it for free from.

Oh, wonderful, free ram. They actually charge money now. Oh, my God. They can't. Nothing is for free in this world, dude. No. This is a stupid world. Our podcast is.

The podcast was. The podcast was. Our YouTube videos were, look, I'm still thinking about that. Dude, I will say, man, I was having, like, I was having both a crisis, but also, like, a, ha, because the last year, I've been working very hard on learning, right? And it's, and part of it is fueled by the fact that a lot of things right now are, like, just poop. Like, it's like pure, we're getting fucking, we're not even getting chicken nuggets anymore. We're getting, like, the, the pink shit that makes the chicken nuggets. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're getting the type of content. that we got on the fucking internet. Yeah, I'm saying. Oh, yeah, um, yeah, the slop shit.

And I've been working, like, I've been wanted to crack at like, figuring out a way for our editors to put out really good, but easy and quick. Yeah, I've been trying. Hey,

yo. You're cracking editors. A. Oh, and I get an ao. Can we call me a yo? You're getting me stuck between a rock and a hard place right now, dude. You're fucking,

you're a fucking troll, bro. Um, where, where all the worms is so funny. Yeah, I walk up a little late. We're all the worms at. Okay.

All right. You're raising eight babies, eight baby editors. You're raising them all. Yeah. Single mother. Where else? Are we on what happened?

Well, they're good editors. Like, I'm not like trying to raise them from the ground up. But yeah, basically what I'm trying to do is like, I'm trying to create like a really specific template for us. Of a Dyson sphere.

That's using all like stock plug in shit. Like I don't want to use plugins. I don't want to rely on plugins and I want to use like stock everything. And so I've been trying to create that for our editors and so that we can have videos put out and, you know, quickly and whatnot. And I know they're not being put out quickly now. It's because we're still, it's like molding the fucking machine or whatever. But like this whole shit has been going on with the fucking internet. I just saw the fucking ads, bro.

Like the ads where like they're implementing them, it's like you're watching an episode. And then it's like Walter White and he's like, Jesse. We've got to cook more Coca-Cola. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, dude, why? Somebody tagged me in that on Twitter and said egg sandwich. At first I was like, what are you talking about? And then it clicked in my head.

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I was kidding. It is the funny part. Yeah, I was, I was actually joking, but now it's real on TV. Not really like implemented on like channels, but dude, that's freaky. If that's the direction we're already headed in. Yeah. It's bleak. It's bleak.

So can we just give up on like humanity? Can we just, we just. Did everybody just stop doing what humans do And just got everyone left That'd be so cool We'll just start a farm Oh absolutely Let's just all run away to the metaverse

No that's the opposite of what we're trying to get at Yeah You run it to it we're running away Yeah you want to go there You're running straight to it In the metaverse In the metaverse dude Well you're gonna spend a Bitcoin for like a Las Vegas

A Bitcoin A one Bitcoin A Bitcoin so you can run a meta Meadowverse Casino. Now you're talking my language. No, don't even give that idea. That's Willie's Weddream. Metaverse Casino.

No. Uh-uh. The Metaverse. Yeah, everyone has a hard. On the block, on the blockchain. So what prominent events have happened over the past week? Because I'll be real. I haven't done really shit.

Michael George joined back into the NBA one last time. Kendrake Lamar and Drake. Yeah. How old is he? He's like 25. Is that real? What team is he going to play on? Bro, he's like 60 or 50 now.

He was 8 in the NBA. He said. I can tell you he's joining back into the end of time. This is some high level trolling that I'm hearing. I'm talking about your court, not the court. Like, what happened with you? What's you doing? Who?

Any prominent events? We're just like going through it. Oh, well, Grunk finished college. What? I did not finish. What? I have one more exam on the 16th and then I'm done. What? You're graduating? With the semester. Oh, with the semester. Dude, dude. Well, that's what I meant. He's done for this semester. You said dumb with college.

It's like, holy shit. Visit you for graduation. Or do you not want us there? I'd love to have you guys here. You can say, considering you missed my- Yeah, I understand if you don't want us there. It's okay. Yeah, I know. We did. Oh, my God. I let you guys, I reminded you guys quite a few times about that. Oh, yeah. Wait, isn't that why your dad was pissed at Isaac? Yeah, he still is, I think.

Yeah, I really, no, I think Grunk always says he's not pissed at you, Isaac, but then you keep saying he is. Yeah, well, he's pissed in my head until I get him a nice big bouquet and his favorite beer, which, uh, Brunk would your dad's favorite beer? I don't know, he's on like a PBR kick or something. Oh, God. Pats blue ribbon kick. It's kind of funny. bring him back to all right

dude you should bring him to the Colombian room get him in the Colombian room get him some Colombian what's PBR the Colombian room Papp's his beer Blue Ribbon Paps blue ribbon

oh sorry I don't drink everyone Did I tell you guys My dad and his friend Put down 80 beers to all together 80 beers At least like to all combined They at least had 80

80 to 100 beers combined I've been looking forward to the day when we go to like another country and we just drink the fuck out of like their local bars beer. Like I want like a fucking boot sized

beer and just chug it and it's us you know what we need to get Oh go ahead grunk I went to a bar for like the first time I actually like participate in bar culture Oh fucking yeah dude earlier last Saturday And it's like not worth it

Like the money, the money that you have to spend. Like, I spent $8 on one beer in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude, that's so ridiculous. Guess how much one green tea shot was for me when I went to a bar? Is that when we were in L.A.? 20 bucks.

$20. $20 for a green tea shot. It was kind of bigger, but it was still $20 for a shot. That's, like, nothing can justify that. I'm sorry. No. Like, just puff pain at home. I had a good time at our local.

bars. Those people were like the chillest like it was good stories I heard. It was good stories. It was great times. Can we make it a challenge? First one in the group to get a hold of North Korean cigarettes wins. North Korean cigarettes?

Do they even have those? They're real. I think Greg's the only who's ever smoked a cigarette so I mean I have baby lungs I'll get fucking I get slapped. I don't smoke y'all. He doesn't smoke a cigarette before grunk? I've hit one, yeah

Yeah Sometimes you got a... Did you blinker one? Blinkered a cigarette I was actually laced. He talked about it on the podcast I don't remember it Yeah, you did

I talked about it last week Let alone He talked about it when he went to Sweden Oh Oh, that was Zinn Oh, that was Zinn Oh my bad My bad

My bad Oh, the Zinn bomb The freshman year of college though I did get like I got past to freaking what I thought was just weed and then there was also freaking nicotine tobacco in it

I was like dang this is hitting fast and then I just had to lay down on the floor and stare at the ceiling and I felt so sick and I was so upset too because it was just like damn that's one of the one things I never wanted to do and I did it on accident Nick's sick that's what they call

and it's real I think I swallowed a whole Zinn one time when I was drunk because like I really had it in my mouth and then I was like Five minutes later, I'm like, where did it go? It wasn't in the mouth anymore. How did it sneak down there? What happens to you? It was in.

Bad. Your tummy gets a hole in it. Cancer. It's something crazy. How? How does that happen? Like, it's not like what's on it? What the fuck?

What the fuck even is Zinn? What is it? It's a little pouch of awesomeness. A little mouch of fucking little naked tounge. Dude. I'm just thinking about it. What ingredient is in Zin's? No.

Is in Zin? They're really bad for you. I'm pretty sure they're really really bad. Silica, get the fuck out of here. That would be crazy. You almost had me, dude. He almost actually had me. Dude, you guys know what happens if you swallow a battery?

No. What? You get really hyper. Like actually? Yep. It doesn't charge you. It doesn't charge you. It doesn't go through your body.

It'll go through your body. It'll burn a hole through your body. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, I don't think so. I've never heard of a case like that. I mean, a lot of people, a lot of kids. A lot of babies eat batteries all the fucking time. Yeah.

And they're not out here with a hole. Dude, if your car battery has erosion on it, you just got to pour Dr. Pepper on it. And then they completely get rid of it. Really? That's a true. That's true. Okay, so it definitely, so, okay, maybe I lied. Maybe it doesn't burn through your body.

Wait, I thought it does burn through your body. But all I know is it burns bad. It can kill you. A battery? Yeah. I'd assume so if you eat like a battery. Honestly. It sounds like really bad.

stuff. Because you're going to dissolve it and everything inside that baton. Well, can you dissolve a battery in your tummy? I feel like you could. Maybe if you're really strong. A small battery, especially a small button or lithium coin battery can cause severe life-threatening internal burns and damage by reacting with bodily fluid to create an electrical current of corrosive chemicals.

Okay, that sounds like a vibe. That's how we unlock superpowers. Yeah, that's nice. I'm going to actually go and eat some right now. Guys, don't eat any batteries. Yeah, you have a 25 pack of them, Isaac down all. Dude, a few days ago, I asked Isaac, I was like, hey, dude, do you have any of those? I was asking him, because we both share the same key fob. In 2032s. Yeah, it's, it was the key fob battery.

Oh, the circle ones? Like the little. Yeah. And I was asking which one it was. And he's like, man, good luck finding this single one, bro. I have to, I got a pack of them. So I went to Ace Hardware and I got a single one. Yeah.

How much was that, dude? It's like three bucks, dude. Can you pay $3 for it? Yeah. I picked $3 for my 25 pack. Ooh. Dang. Dude, shush.

You're right. I'm kidding. You're Googling fucking falsities and lies. I'm joking. Viewers at home, I need to be honest. Today's media of choice is a ski video because I want to go skiing pretty bad.

So I'm living. Can we talk about that? Can I talk about it right now? Here we go. I want to go skiing, but we can't go fucking skiing right now because it's so goddamn expensive for no reason.

for some weird fucking reason, we can get to a ski resort and stay at a ski resort for cheaper than to ski at the ski resort. Lift tickets alone. What the fuck? Yeah. Like for all of us that want to go skiing in January, me and all my friends, it's like $2,500 fucking dollars for the lift. It's a four-day trip.

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Yeah, that's what's crazy. When I went snowboarding in Canada, we got there around like 1.30 in the afternoon, and they charged $270 or $280, and we only had like two or three hours to snowboard. And that was per person. So almost $300 just to get on, and then you had to pay another few hundred dollars to rent the skis and snowboards and stuff. Splendid, splendid. That's so sick ending.

Have you skied grunk? but I was a wee boy when you're a wee boy okay yeah I was probably in fourth grade how we oh okay before we knew you yeah that way yeah about like a yeah we knew him in sixth grade I was about to ask dude

because none of us know how to ski so we're like Loki and thrown into a deep end like I think it'd be fun pizza french fries pizza french fries yeah I don't really I don't know how much I'd hold up from those skills I was like Thinking from me

then to now it's like I was so small compared to now Yeah you were lower to the ground A whole different ball game You're probably in our In our Elo too Huh?

You're in our Elo What did you say to He's drinking a mountain dude Just leaning back in his chair Dude I didn't think anyone Would notice me For a living I need

I'm just like Oh that's Just that I know that green potion Anywhere That's a crazy pole I did not expect you to be drinking a mountain. Just a do. Candid and I today

we fucking did our What? That's not even diet. He's drinking 300 calories of green. Oh yeah. About 78 grams. Oh yeah, maybe. A lot of sugars. Total sugars, 77 grams.

Fuck, I was what up, man. It is 154% of my daily value. I used to drink when it was every single day for a summer. To be fair, to be fair, to be Look, I'm, like, not even halfway through. Finish it.

Well, you're gonna touch it. Yeah, go ahead and computer. I'm, no. No, I'm done. This stuff makes me poop really bad. Somebody keep an eye on him. Dude, this is like Drayno for the human body, I swear. Really is.

Yeah, it's acid. Like, that's worse than a battery. Like, I'd rather. Yeah, I'd do worse than a battery. But Grung, tell me about the Jew. Do the do. Oh, it's not so much to do, but what Camden and I do today. Oh, what did you?

do. Um, we did our 100K special for, uh, Jack and Cannon food reviews. You guys hit 100,000 subs? No. Oh. Y'all motherfuckers are so damn creative. I hate it. I hate it. There's so much freedom and you're having fun.

Yeah. Um, they're not niche-locked like you, Isaac. Probably, but within a week or so, I don't know. Um, but we hit up, we hit up. We hit up, do I want to spoil it or no? No, no, no, no. Yeah, I won't.

But expect an upload soon. And there's a lot of colored foods in that. It was kind of shocking. Last upload was two months ago. Yeah, dude, life has gotten in the way, man. I don't know what you want me to say. That's real. It's final season.

I mean, you can't be eating burgers. And finals just ended. So. Baza. Oh. Dude, I haven't put anything else in my body since what I ate. And, like, I feel not good. Like, I feel, uh, oh, do you feel like off?

Yeah, I need an apple. Oh. Just fruit spray now, dude. I miss my bananas. I haven't had a banana in a fucking minute. Can I, um, can I, can I finish the conversation about the skiing trip? Yeah. Yeah, please.

Yeah. So, yeah, we've been wanting to go. So we've started uploading again on the main group channel. And it has been awesome, right? So we have the videos that are coming from San Diego. One video so far. one video. Hey, I mean, I think we're going to hit it. I think we're going to nail it by next week. We're going to upload the next video. And then at the end of the month, we're going to upload

the last video. And then we're going to kind of do a little reverse action where we upload the footage of us moving Tanner out here. A little backstory. Guys, I moved in. Yeah. It's a green screen right now. Tanner's still in Washington. Yeah. But that was honestly a really beautiful drive. So, like we can't not upload that that was such a fun fucking video my my again like I said before but like my fear was always the the audio with that video because like we didn't prepare like crazy like we did for the San Diego one where we had like mics and like all these things so it was all cam audio um which is not the greatest and so in that case we can figure something out well yeah the footage the footage has to see oh yeah that's good somebody's buzzing somebody's

Mike is I think it's mine Who's gonna be I wonder Oh yeah touch it That's a good idea Yeah Thomas Edison Alright

I should be good now Nope Dude can you imagine eventing the light bulb Like what the fuck His mic completely is gone Aw He doesn't want to

Am I still buzzing right now A little bit I can hear it at the end At the very end Yeah You have the cable You have the cable Yeah

Okay if you're at home I'm coming over. I'm soft willy and I'm at your house and here I'm like okay he's had a weeks man to buy one cable and replace it. He came over here to get an XLR cable for his microphone and then he uh now we talked about skiing and we got really like hyped about it just to find out it was like I think 10 grand was what we were looking at for the people that wouldn't go which is more I think it was like close to 20. Yeah, I was dude. Okay.

We had one guy calculated. and that was like 15 to 20 and then I ran a whole bunch of numbers and that was like around 9.5 to like 11 whatever but he came over he got the cable brought it back and that was like four days ago and we're still looking at

this fucking, it looks like the equivalent of a TV with those tinfoil antennas. Yeah. You're hot wiring your fucking XLR cable dude. Can you hear me? Oh my God. Pull it out. Strap just pull it out.

Oh my God. but yeah Wally's doing that with the group channel stuff that trip I think my only solution that I can think of is just subtitling

the shit out of it and so have it because there's a lot of conversation it's a lot of like wow sweet it's a lot of what is that

dude that looks bad that looks fried if you're at home Willie is showing more more audio gore of his Cable or audio gore.

It feels like nudity. I have to blow this. But yeah, like it just we'll figure it out. But yeah, uploading on the group stuff has been going. Same with like trying to get the team rolling with the gaming stuff. Because that team

has been swapping and out. It's like the fucking NBA. That shit, we're getting new players in and out drafted. All right, you're up. You're up. You're up. You're up in this video right here. And then it's like some other one. It's like, all right, come on. And then it's like, oh, crap. They don't know how to do this. I'm like, okay, here's how you do it. so it's it's definitely with a process it's not been like a like a you know talking about it can get a little boring but it we it's been going it's been going for sure and so ultimate goal

as well like aside from the fact like we want the channels to be you know all three channels too funny all three channels to be uploading um I also want to get at and get a knack at my own stuff as well um because i've learned a lot bro and i want to fucking use it for my shit as well and uh the only problem i have is fucking ideation man i'm either gonna do some some bullshit and fucking i don't know what i don't know what i'll do but whatever i'll do i'll put my i'll put my all into it all into make a whole bunch of dana lives yeah hey guys i woke up my danela Started editing. Some get ready with these.

Get ready with me to edit. Oh! First I get out of bed and then I get on my computer. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope everyone is having a good holidays. Also, this is my Chipoli. I get it around this time. And it's pretty good.

Ow. At about 6.30, I take my banana break. So we're going to the kitchen here and we get our banana. Say hi to Tanner. Hi, Tanner. And we go back to my room. and we go back outside and it's dark outside and yeah

fucking dark out and it's dark and that can't see shit the life of the editor there's Isaac he's about to sit down and watch movie and eat there's Tanner he's also laying there about to watch a movie as well and we're about to sit down with them here we go

can we talk about one of the fun videos that we just talked about yesterday or should we save that as a secret what um oh let's save it because it's not like even ironed out Yeah, it's not fully ironed out. Yesterday?

That was not yesterday. I was not yesterday. What did you say? You say yesterday? I said the other day, I think. Oh, okay. Sorry, I thought I was tripping for a minute. Did I say yesterday?

It was not yesterday, but I do remember talking about it. I said yesterday. And it was really, um, dude, I don't know. I don't know, but it's a good idea. And let's keep it a secret. Let's vault it. Okay. Go back and watch.

We're vaulting it. Why would we vault that video? We're not vaulting that. No, he's talking about it's a secret. Oh, that's what you mean by VAL. Yes. Different VAL. Gosh.

Dude. Yeah. So, Taylor's still sick, by the way, somehow, some way. It's just a cough. It's just, I don't know why there's a cough still inside of me, dude. I don't get it.

They stay. It's probably like the side effects of rhinovirus. I was about it's a hippo rhino. It's a horrible. Yeah, it's like a mutation. The hippo. I don't feel sick anymore. It's just like, I have like phlegm in my chest.

Kind of just living there for a while I was a little booger guy Yeah I do yeah He's like 12 hours And he's just like walking around 12 hours Yeah

bouncing around your left lung Dude You guys need to chill Dude We need to make for the commercials They were just there Chill on me bro Oh it's not you

Why did they make him Italian Yeah I don't know why it With the chain And the The chair chain of the white stater The white tank top The accent

The new 12 hours It's gonna be a matter of time Before we make our own Fucking stupid ass commercials Like I want to do that so fucking bad Where I create like a Like an animated lean cup

It's also got like a stupid like accent Or like it's I'm leaning He's like jumping around With like little Mickey Mouse gloves And shit for kids Oh my God We would get

We would get a fucking ass by Disney You think that you think so It didn't invent cartoon It's free domain now His copyright expired That's true El Mouse Al Mouse

Also isn't it weird That those commercials came out And we Loki just like Never batted And I We were kids But But he's like on the boat

Huh What you're talking about No the Muson X booger I'm thinking about the Steamboat Willie No no no I'm thinking about The Mucinex Booger Yeah he was just like

This Italian bugger We're just like Laughing at it Are you like the The Super American General I didn't know what an Italian was when those commercials came out.

Yeah, true. Like, nobody told me. I didn't know the stereotype or nothing. These guys are, yeah, I didn't know any stereotype. I just knew like, oh, that's a funny booger. Oh, that's a booger who's, like, mad and got tinked up. Title of the podcast, is this Musenex booger racist? Can I make a PSA?

What? Can I make a PSA? Yeah. Yeah. About a PSA? A, a PSA about something unrelated. Is it 10? What?

Ooh. Yeah. No, it's a good. whatever over you know I think Tanner would maybe understand this a little bit because it has to do with PSA the actual company so I'm making a PSA about the PSA company bro that's so funny you didn't get them dude actually fuck that company as well like I'm gonna just be completely honest with you they've had my cards since October 1st and I paid for 20 day turnaround time and I still don't have my cards they don't care about

people they just care about all your money engaging your company Oh, so. Like a robbery. You got Rob. Do I what? Do you know what PSA is? Yeah, the company. Yeah, it's literally four people in a garage looking at cards and be like, oh, yeah, I guess.

No, it's not. No, I know. It's a huge corporation. I'm kidding, guys. Oh, man. Maybe I don't think you are sometimes, okay? You know what? We should all need to hop on Minecraft right now and re-sync our vibe checks.

What is going on? Dude, I'm just telling you, I find it really shitty that that company has, has had as many scandals as it had with, like, cards and all this other shit. And then they, like, go and be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to take your money for 20-day turnaround time. And then they don't do 20-day turnaround time. And then on top of it, from the time that they get your cards, they don't tell you, but they're waiting 30 days to start grading.

They also really like damaging your cards, too. Yeah, they destroyed my fucking card, dude. Yeah, this is my own card. It's ripped to stress. Oops. And they did nothing. Cruple it up and eat it This is super rare

Dude Dude Yeah PSA sucks But you know it doesn't suck What The new 4-9 season Oh Dude Tanner said it was bad

So debate What are you talking about? I said that they're bringing five people And we were all allowed to play Tanner did say it was bad What the hell I said that like 10 minutes ago? No not that Not that it was a few days ago.

You were talking about season 7 and how it was like butt shit. And I was like, well, I didn't even play seasons. I haven't even played Fortnite in like a year. How is the word on the street so misconstrued? And I never, I never said the four night season, the last season was bad because the Simpsons were in there. You could play as Homer. That's like dope. I never said that anything was bad.

Was it grunk who said it was bad? One of you guys said it was bad. So someone needs to fest the fuck up right now. Yeah, someone did say it was bad. Oh, interesting. That's so fucking bizarre. Definitely not me. can be definitely not me but it's no one

within here that's for sure no one here but it's I like it because there's some UI updates in the Fortnite map it's like it's like when I was playing Fortnite in 2017 in my head it's like okay this is what Fortnite and 2025 will be like that's what Fortnite is right now

is what it feels like um whoa weird ass fucking car just drove by let's see can you see it oh there is what the fuck is that it looks like a hers It was a virtual hers.

But, yeah, and there's the only thing is that there's like maybe four or five guns in rotation. Like there's the dual shotguns, dual SMGs, normal SMG, two ARs, and a sniper. That's it? That's it. Is that good?

Is that supposed to be good? I don't mind it, but I think it would be fun to have more diversity. Like, I don't think there's any explosives, actually, no I think of that. No need launcher? None. But there's a wingsuit,

is pretty fun. Yeah. It's a good map. I really like this map. It makes me happy. Oh, I played one game because you were playing it and you wanted me to get on

so I downloaded it and I played one game and then you get to surf in and then you get to launch up and then you go in. That's cool. I like that. I like that. But damn, dude,

do I fucking suck at that game? I'm like not at all tapped in or I'm not in sinks with the game. Did you do a no build? Yeah, I did no build. Yeah. I'm actually, like, weirdly good at it. Like, I just like getting kills, so I only go for kills.

So I get, like, 18 kills a game sometimes. Okay. And then I just don't win, though. Like, I just, I'm like, I didn't play with you, son. We need to, we need to squad up. We got to squabble up. We have to squabble up. Dude, I did rank duos.

We got, I think, a 22-kill game in ranked duos. Oh, okay, bro. That's actually nuts. Well, aren't they, like, bots, though? Not in rank, but, well, actually, probably in rank. Congrats. Dude, weren't they all noob bots? I played with my other Nick friend, sorry Nick,

but I played with him, and then we were squatting up with Jackson and his girlfriend and literally the entire lobby was botched. We got like 31 kills in that lobby, like the whole entire game. But there's no incentivization of play anymore, dude. It's because it was Nick's first game like ever because he just downloaded the game. Oh, I got playing cardboard. Yeah, so it was really bad. And it's like, it's so, like, predatory because, like, here's this game with robots to, like, give you a free win to make you play forever.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a little, come on, come on in. Like, really, no. And then it slashes you and then it fucks you up. There were literal bots. Yeah, like, NPCs. Oh, I thought you were, like, like, playing on their, their playability.

Someone holding their controller upside down and drooling out the nose. Bro, these robots walk up and just start mining the wall next to you. And then you just, you'll be. Yeah. It's so dumb. Damn. I remember when they did that shit, I don't even think they announced it, right?

They just like people started finding out about it. And they're like, are these like bots? Yeah. And their names are like, like, I don't know, like, it was like a adjective. 36.

Yeah, it always is like adjective now number. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that is what it is. Adjective now number. Dude, that's the Xbox. That's the Xbox Gamer Tag generator thing too. Really? Square Trout, 874.

Seven Jim? I was seven Jim. Square Tray and that. Seven gem? Seven gem. Like the number seven and then Jim? No, spelled out seven. Oh, I don't see.

That's crazy I remember that. I feel like that was the first time I, like, recalled that in a long time. My friend's Gamer Tag for 10 years was Meth Wizard, and it was really awesome. I don't know how we got away that for all those years. Generated once. meth wizard and it was like numbers at the end too splendid shout out meth wizard dude

shout out mess wizard I also had an old before no what was it I think Yolaman was the first one I had but there was another one I used to use it was so bad and I showed Tanner oh man I showed I'm not even sick because I don't want people to look it up but I showed Tanner

my old YouTube channel so I forgot about this completely because I only have like four videos up on it but it was when I got my PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 4 a lot of you have like share factories so you can like record and edit and it's so it was so and then upload straight to you yeah yeah exactly yeah and I used to do these battlefield

um no commentary no four it was four it was no commentary battlefield like videos where I would just walk around and like do bullshit and I was not bad at it like I was like not that horrible I showed Tanner one of the videos and I was like I was like activating all of the the levolutions you could do so like there was one where you're in the city and you go underground and you turn on these like gas valves and it blows up

the whole street and then there was a part where I do that and I'm driving a truck and then like I see a tank in front of me and so I get on the backseat and I pull out my RPG and I shoot at it and it blows up and I like I get the whole like kill and I know I know in my fucking my little ass brain that I was like so hyped about that shit. I'm like, this shit's going to be viral. This is the clip.

This is the clip that sends me. And I swear to God, I remember being like, I asked my cousin. I was like, how do I send clips to, like, it's like not, it's not Phil Army, but it's like the game sprout. BCC trolling. Yeah. That's that shit. There's another one. Yeah.

And I, and I, I was like, oh, my God. Oh, Red Arcade. Gamers are awesome. Yes. Whatever, like, channel ran that. Yes. They love calling things awesome. That's just fucking awesome and epic and dope.

Yeah, I think I sent in a clip or two to that as well. I never make it in? Like a rocket, I don't, I'd, dude, I remember I'd watch for weeks, months no, waiting to see my clip. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. I would, oh my gosh, I was like, okay, I know these guys. Unlocked memory.

Wait. I was like, I know these guys are bugged, so maybe if I wait like a month or two, it'll, it'll come up, like, my clip will come up. Wait, wait, wait. What if that's like, why those videos got so many views? You had like, 10 million kids. million kids trying to see if the videos had their... I mean, yeah, that's basically

what it was. Holy shit. I wonder how much crap they had to like comb through. It's like, wow, that was just not... One quick scope. Yeah, not impressive at all. Or like, it's either that or it's like the gameplay was good, but the mic was atrocious and you can hear

like so much bullshit in the background. Like, family arguing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, like, just the lobby was not there. Like, they're just saying some crazy shit and you're like yeah we just can't have it in the game I'm sorry like it's like the good kill but wow that was just not not it

but dude when I was 13 years old I might have told the story on the podcast when I was 13 years old I worked with my dad and I was able to buy my first MacBook Pro and then I bought an Elgado and I recorded GTA videos I used to

I recorded MTV Cribs on GTA online yeah I couldn't even like I could even, I never thought to walk into like the, my own penthouse. I walked into like, into like random houses in GTA, but I could never go inside the house. Yep, yep, yep. I don't know why.

There's a few houses that allow you to go in, like the door opens, but there's like nothing, there's like no interior. It's just like a box. And people used to like use those houses as like a, because like, I don't know, I remember who I was showing, but I used to watch, um, these videos on, so stupid. it was role-playing GTA videos where they were acting like bloods and crips and there was one video there was one video I found and it was one of my very early like liked video and what no it wasn't because GTA came out like 2013 so but it was like I was coming through my account I found it and there was like uh there is like it's so fucking stupid like there was one scene where the guy like it's like I think it was the Crips and the bloods were all the dude's talking about it out loud

It's so fucking stupid. The bloods were in vanilla unicorn. Okay? So the bloods were in vanilla unicorn. Can you talk, can you talk about this as if you were actually their witness? Okay. Yeah. So it was like real and you were like socks.

Yeah. So I was, there was a time in my life where I was hanging out with the Crips. Um, and it was like, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. Let's try not to, let's try not to like. And like the bloods came up and they were. Yeah. So that night, we got word that the bloods were at the strip club.

They were in vanilla unicorn. So, uh, I was in. LA for like a little bit. So we were outside, we got word, we were like, okay, well, they're clearly distracted right now. You know, they're in the strip club. So one of the leaders of the Crips decided that we were going to buy some sticky bombs. And so it was just like these like these bombs that like glue on them.

And so the plan basically, it's a really simple plan and it's surprising that it worked. But essentially the, we went to the strip club. we got somebody to go in there and basically call them out and you know say like whatever like just curse at them so that they can come out right yeah and then but before that we had planted some sticky bombs around the doorway like uh by the entrance so they never saw it was like two guys go in they're like hey fuck y'all man whatever and then you know they come out and so you don't do that you just don't do that yeah and so obviously they're going to get pissed they're going to come outside and be like who is that so they come outside um and then we all we're all like kind of like huddled up

behind this wall but like we're still nearby and so we're here then come out and they're all like hey who the fuck said that you know like blah blah blah blah blah like all of the bloods come out and then we activate the fucking bombs and they go fucking flying they're shredded off it's bad yeah

it's fucking bad there is a demon dude yeah I know and never again will I do that but that was yeah that was an experience and how old are you when you did that oh dude like eight

oh damn eight really was wild huh eight was crazy nine was wild 10 was stupid oh my god

we should start doing that like retelling like gta experiences yeah which you watch it's like

yeah the audio boys and you're like talking about like you were there that's like that's like one of my fears

like imagine I grow old and get like dementia Alzheimer's or And then, like, I start remembering, like, videos I'm watching. No. Oh, that would be crazy. Pretty bad.

Grandpa, that was an annoying orange episode. Let's get back to that. That apple. That apple got cut. Yeah, the apple got cut. And I was a little annoying. Just a little bit, though. I was low-key on the parasite because what the fuck was going on?

Like, seriously, these Nimrods were just stupid. Like, what's going on? And my friend, my friend, what was his name, Fred, I think? Oh man It was loud That guy was really fucking loud Yeah Him and him and marshmallow

We're both like high-pitched Like they were just Oh man Marshmallow Yeah Dude Kanton and I We watched like Adam Sandler's like

First comedy routine When he was just like Getting his name in the game And he did this one bit He was just like He was just like Talking about

Shrunken celebrities That were like Living in his house Like Elvis Chris Like a 10-inch tall Elvis Presley Was like getting in fights with like who else I'm just gonna say Marilyn Monroe

And I don't even know But like just like And it's such a ridiculous bit It's like what are we talking about But now Camden and I started saying like Yeah I just open the cabinet And like Kid Cuddy walked out

It's just not I'm gonna hit in the toaster With that Shearing little tenets at shirin Yeah it is Oh, yeah, I open the fridge and Selena Gomez was like hogging all the fucking all the fruits in the fridge.

Go ahead. Okay, quick little like movie recommendation because speaking of celebrities like that, there's a movie I was watching. I watched it a long time ago, but it's a really good movie. It's by Harmony Korean and it's called Mr. Lonely.

And it's about these people who are impersonators of real life celebrities, like Elvis, Maryland Monroe, and they have a whole island and a whole castle to themselves where they're all impersonators and they're all living by farming in this castle separated from society. And it's a really sad movie. Like it gets really depressing. Wait a minute. Hold on. Isaac, you watch a little bit of it. You said what? Is that real? Yeah, it's a real movie. Like they actually live in a castle. Does he get in there? Like they were in a castle.

Wait, is this, did this happen in real life? Like in real life? Documentary or a movie? no it's a movie because i swear i saw like it was a documentary like michael jackson it's not a documentary same room oh maybe it could have been based maybe it could have been based off of but the movie's a movie like it's all uh fiction and it and so they they try making money by doing like um they build this like uh like this house i guess like a building out of like scrap like it's literally just like random wood plings sheet metal all these things but they all build it by hand and then they start going around the town and start selling tickets to their show and then they start you know

but like I said it gets it does get a little depressing Isaac you saw a little bit of it because that was at the old house and I was watching it downstairs and you were there and then you were like what a weird ass movie

and then you left I was looking at the at the cover to see if it'd ring any bells but not a single bell's gone off really it was at the old house it was at the old house yeah the main

I watched literally like eight seconds and you watched a bit of it and then I recapped you what happened at the end because it got really sad and it was like, wow, wow. But yeah, sorry, that's just that what you were talking about with the microcelebrities. That's what it reminded me of.

So if you ever have any free time, you know, y'all should, yeah, it's Michael Jackson person. Yeah, it's Michael Jackson look alike. Y'all should watch that. But sorry, go ahead, Nick. Oh, no, you're good. I was just going to bring up the fact that people found out for some reason yesterday the day before

that Outdoor Boys is Mormon. I feel like we talked about it I feel like we talked that we was Mormon We definitely did Yeah but they're all finding out now And they're all like hating on it They're like They're all like shitting on him

And it's like I get that I get you don't agree with Mormonism And that it's a cult But like I don't know How bad is he's done a lot of good He seems like the happiest guy ever Yeah

Is it really so bad If you just makes you happy Makes you happy Makes you happy Well See it's crazy I was on a flight one time And I talked to this one guy who was ex-Morman and he was telling me about how when he was Mormon, he was like happy or like something like about like their talk.

So just along the line, it was almost like, he's like basically talking about how he was like almost brainwashed and like it was really not a good environment to be in. And then he like defected or he just like left, right? Mormonism and he described it like it was a cult. And that he hated it. and yeah it does feel i mean i don't know much about Mormonism like like i did a little more research about scientology that's like what the fuck is the deal and i was like that scientology shit is crazy and i don't just get it and but in my head and this is just because i haven't done enough research but in my head i kind of put like scientology Mormonism uh jehovah's witness oh wait

i meant to say johba's witness sorry uh jehovah's witness all in the same cloud space in my head just because like it all gives off that vibe there's also a there's a cafe or there's a restaurant that apparently is tied to a cult and you can work on like you can work there and i don't think you get paid and you get to live with all these people and like you have to like farm or whatever like it's oh omish not omish it's not omish it's not omish but um there's a whole restaurant that apparently serves good food so i've heard but it's like a cult Yeah If they're giving me some good ribs

Fuck it man Fuck it I'll do it I'll do it I'll give a damn Yeah The requirement of Tithing T-I-T-H-I-N-G

Tithing 10% of income To receive tithing Is that tithing Yeah tithing Yeah it's when you give a portion of your income To the Lord Or whatever Yeah so the requirement of tithing

To receive Temple recommends is cited as a form of financial control. So, like, I guess they have to do that. I don't know too, too much. I remember just sitting next to this guy, and this guy got so fucking shit-faced drunk, and he was talking about, like, all of his life and how he escaped Mormonism and that he hated it so much. And, like, it was bad.

A drunken tale of Mormonism, dude, I wish I was three. I mean, because they can't drink, right? They can't drink. Yeah. They don't drink coffee and they don't drink alcohol. Wait, what? Don't drink coffee. I swear to God, I've seen fucking out of her boys be like.

Utah, I can't drink hot liquids or something. That's why Utah, Utah is the number, I'm pretty sure Salt Lake City is the number one city that sells the most soda like ever. It is, it is all Mormons over there. And I only know that because my sister made me watch that damn fucking crazy, stupid ass lives of Mormon wives, like run through documentary on Netflix. I want to watch that. She was in love with it. Dude, it, no, you're just going to know. What?

No, if... Real housewives of Salt Lake City? No, it's real lives and Mormon wives. Oh. It's just the messiest, most bullshit fucking... It's just like drama and gossip. We love messy. We love messy. You're going to love that because it's just like, what is going on even at all.

But that is true. And it takes place in Salt Lake City, Utah, the capital of all Mormons, apparently. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I'm actually trying to...

I'm trying to do this thing where I practice what I say. and in fact check myself so apparently I mean they do drink a lot of soda I don't think They do Yeah it's like a

It's a significant soda culture is what it says It's driven by the popularity I'm in I'm already sold It's driven by the popularity Of dirty sodas is what this says Customized sodas with cream and syrups Those are good

I see the vision though We're not No We're not converting right now We're not converting now Drink soda and have spray. Yeah, look, he got

a step because I got to go to trivia at 7. All right, my boy. All right, man, man. All right. I'll see y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, grunk just left.

Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. Grunk just had a call from... Oh, my God. That's what he got one. Oh, my God. What happened? What happened?

Grunk just left. Oh, he's gone. Oh, my God. I was going to say, we should have a little series in our group channel where we go and become Mormon, we become Amish, we join Scientology, and then we join No, Scientology for me, thank you. We cannot join Scientology.

We do all, we do all four, the big four. We can be like, if you die, you get abducted by an alien and you get taken to another planet. I don't know, they just get called culty, and I don't think there's actually a way to leave. No, I'm really, it's like a... I think you can leave. I don't know, man. I've heard that you're going to kill you? I don't know

There's just one figure Let's just all Let's just all pretend That we're in peeky blinders For the rest of time Okay I'll go to I'll go to

I don't know who that is It's probably the bald one I've never seen peekie blinders now You've never seen peekie blinders at all You've seen Larry I feel like you would love That show bro I was supposed to watch it

Because I got recommended it back in like a lot it was a long time it was back when i was like still living my parents and i was supposed to watch it i think i watched like one episode and then i forgot to continue it okay so hey you got this it's like so cringe because there's these dudes that go on tic-tok and they like larp as them and they walk around and then they do that thing where they're walking and then it goes slow motion and then there's a girl in new york is looking at them like What are you doing? It's like 2025.

And they're like, Oh my God. So, so little. Oh. Dude, we were having dinner. We're having dinner at a fucking,

what was it, Chili's or no, I don't remember. Red Robin. We were Red Robin. We had Red Robin, dude. And that song was in my head.

And I kept looking at Nick. And I kept grabbing his hand. And I caressed his tattoo. And I sung to him. You think the devil has. So did I And then I forgot the rest of this song and he's nice He's been in time

Yeah y'all y'all chubby Bikers got to get it under rack Not with that show bro It's the pajama guys The pajama bikers and they're like dancing with each other It's the OF girls that do that shit And it's like Yeah the chubby it's mostly the

Biker community y'all the The Everyone that owns a motorcycle be just putting on a suit and tie and taking a fucking TikTok at Quick Trip Knock it off And they do like the little like The Mr. Beast like ah

Like the little He catch you by surprise Mr. Beh Ah Mr. Beast Hey Hey let kids be

Hey let them have fun man They're all fucking like 30 dude They're not kids They're not 30 So no some of them are youngans man Some of them are Jits They're young Dude

The biking community The biking community is just It's just took it into his time. Hey, man. Hey, man. Yeah, what? Likeers for life. Bunkers for life.

Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Yeah, I, you know, there's a band too that I was trying to think over, um, that everyone, like in the Biker community listens to and I can't remember the fucking name, but it's like. Biker community. Yeah, the whole, you know, all of, all of the Biker squads, the Biker gang, not, not

not like the hog bikers. I mean, those guys are also in their own. Dude, you know, it's funny. I was going through my fucking, I was going through my videos. I have so many videos of us just looking at bikers, like, while we're on the highway. Like, there's been a lot of like, oh, look at that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a big old, fucking, big old hog.

Oh, bless all of them hearts. I feel like I've done a lot of criticizing on this podcast. I think it's time I praise one specific niche of people. It's the group of people that have RC airplanes. That's a pretty fucking sick hobby. fuck i've seen one there there's someone in this neighborhood that hasn't fucking rc airplane because i was driving back oh i think it was with you isaac remember we we saw like a fucking we thought it was a plane oh oh yeah we thought it was a bird and it's like we're really

confused that's moving way too fast and i'm pretty sure it looked like a plane but it was like a closer yeah it just it was an rc plane i just don't remember i don't know i remember anything else apart what what can you can you spill details about this community like what do they like What do they listen to? What's the humor? What's the vibe? Well, there's this one guy that I watch every now and again. He comes up on either my 40 pitch.

I can't remember where. But he does his thing where he builds them. Okay. He puts them all together. And then he'll go and take him out in another video and he flies them around. And that's, I don't really know too much about the personalities, but I think like the whole entire just hobby is a whole. It's just sick. It's just, I got sick.

You know? Oh, yeah. And then honestly, what's really cool is when you're watching that plane flying, it's so small, but it's at, at such a distance, it looks like a regular fucking aircraft. That's... Yep. Okay, so that was what we saw. Because you see like the lights. You know how planes have like little lights

that blink and all that? Yeah. You see the lights and it has the shape of it but it's like so far. But it's moving way too fast. It's like a little optical illusion. No, it's such a really cool hobby. Honestly, I fucked with that heavy. It reminds me of something I wanted to do as a wee boy.

I always and I beg my parents that I wanted to do Boy Scout. I don't know why. I wanted to get Eagle. or whatever the fuck the highest ranking shit is but I want to do that and I want to do where you build the little toy cars and then like you race them no no not RC but like it's like well maybe it's RC I don't know the RRC cars yeah it's the

um the wooden ones oh that's not that no oh the derby yeah derby the derby where you got to like you got to figure out like the aerodynamics yeah wooden block and chip it out pain yes there's a South Park I episode about that. There was. And Randy had like an alien fucking thing. Randy had plutonium. He's like,

yep, I used all the parts that were required. Yep. And then he lied to the aliens. He's like teaching us staying out of lie. Yeah. Yeah. And it goes into space and he's like, yeah. He's like, really he's like, in your face. I want to do that so bad, dude. I still want to do it. Like, that sounds. We still could.

We still definitely could. A fucking Derby would be you. It's crazy because I really want to do a video at some point after I get all my car videos out, which I'm still working on that two terabytes of me recording the car. Oh, hell yeah. Working on it. And after I'm done with that, I want to do a video where like I make my own like almost Formula One looking car or like my own sort of like anything. Like fabric. You should do a random. Get like a really rare substance or like a really rare or something like that and just put it in the car. that cheats everything. A rare or. So try to find a rare ore. Rer or. And put it in your car. And then it goes real fast.

Okay. And then it goes real fast. Oh, I'm confused. And I'm confused. How the hell do you think? And this is coming from my heart, man. I love you as a brother.

You're saying that hatred that I heard? How do you expect to accomplish that? What? Aren't Formula one cars like down to the like the Teflon? aerospace grade, like, lightest material on planet Earth ever. I'm not, I'm not saying I'm going to sit there and make an actual, like, Formula One vehicle. I'm saying I want to make, like, a car.

It's like building a, like, building the platform or the foundation for it, right? Utilizing things that you do know about how to make a car. And then, and from there, you kind of make it look like it is sort of like a Formula One. So, like, you know, instead of using, like, actual carbon fiber, maybe I, like, 3D print certain parts. It's like the folks who make like a like a Lambo but it's made out of like a bunch of like shaved wood

and then they paint it and they make like a nice coat and it's like all these things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean obviously dude You know what? No. Do your car out of ramen. Yeah. Yeah. Ramen car.

You get shave it down after you're done. Shaping into the Formula One. Or oh my God. Dude, collab with the cake boss. Please, bro. Oh my God. Please. Hey, we built a Formula One car.

Oh my God. He made my cereal treats. Oh my God. Buddy the cake. That would be so fucking high, bro. What's up? Hey, you're from Jersey? I'm from Jersey too.

Okay, we're going to get along. Listen, we're going to cover this fucking car and fondant. We ran out of cake. We're going to get some rice crispy treats and we're going to cover the thing with rice crispy treats. We have fondant. We have fondant on the wheels for the grip, for the grip of the tires as is going around the curve.

Okay? And then we're going to. He really just love. loves huh what is tinder playing mega balk right now no why you say that i'm just watching the ski video that's in the time i turn on really immersive medias i'm really good at just like immersive medias yeah i was like watching tanner's eyes he's looking around i was like bouncing around the screen yeah if y'all if y'all at home have not seen cake boss take some time to watch absolutely yeah yeah yeah every single so gross though i was like i'm not allowed why because they touch food

with their hands? Yes, right? Misery. He's just wanted them to go wipe poop and not fucking wipe

their hand. It's the cake boss. He's a perfectionalist. Come on. This isn't the cake rookie. It's the cake boss. It's the cake boss.

He's a fucking perfectionalist. Come on. Of cake here. I'm the boss. My name's buddy and I'm the boss. Watch cake boss.

I'm serious guys. Do you guys ever watch the aquarium show where they like made aquarium? It was called tanked. That's what it was called. Tanked.

I saw it like twice. I want to watch all those TLC shows, man I used to like that show a lot I want to recreate a TLC show I want to do one with us Like an episode You gotta make sure that our show has like A crazy hook

Something horrible that will ruin our lives If we don't fix it Why do you want us to die? Can we do like the addiction The addiction one and we have Tanner That's like addicted to something Tanner addicted to the coupons Folder

It's like yeah started with Pokemon's and then I I had a spare coupon, so I put it in my binder, and one thing led to another. I'm addicted to, like, drinking paint and something like what. I love doing that. Horrible lethal shit that's going to, like, eventually kill you. The doctor's telling you, but you just can't stop. Can't help it. I love batteries.

I love eating them. I love the taste of them. Can't help it. The batteries. Three batteries a day. Eight four for breakfast. You know how it goes in here. I remember I remember I saw one TLC show.

It was a, it was like, yeah, my strange addiction. It was a lady that was addicted to eating like mattresses. Yeah, she would eat them She would eat memory foam Yeah, she'd ate like six mattresses in a month It was crazy, bro Oh my god She alive still

I think so It was one where she ate like rocks Or addicted to rocks There was another one in love with his car And he would like Oh it's in that one yeah That one's a class Yeah the course

I forget about that He kind of looked like outer boys Dude Just snuck that shit in there? What are you doing? No. We're wrapping this shit. It's a minute. We're out hour. It's a minute long

podcast. It's a minute long and 16 second minute 16 podcast. We're wrapping this shit up here. Grunk left like 20 minutes ago. Listen, yo. Your homework for this class is going to be watching Cake Boss. So we all get Jersey access. That's about it. Yeah. And then we're going to sort of. This is the prompt for next week. Send in your best peeky

blinder larping costume. No. Please do not. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't ever. This is a casting call.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We are going to forget, first of all, and second of all. Well, whatever we do, what if we do, what if we do a voice impression? Be that one person that does it just for me.

I want to see it. Yeah, one person sent in a peekie blinders cosplay, the rest of the class. Do your best buddy from the cake boss impression. Or, Or don't because I'm going to be real. I'm not going to remember the sentence. Oh, my God.

No, I'm going to look at the email and I'll see. Are you going to remember? Yeah. Okay, good. I am, I'm... The reason why the last one got delayed is because we had Jerome and I didn't want to be like, Hey, Jerome, you want to look at these drawings of us as characters. Hey, check them out.

Come on. Hey. All right, we're wrapping up. Okay, so viewers at home, your prompt is to send in your craziest Thomas Shelby AI impression. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. Can we close your shit out. This is the longest.

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