The Group Chat - #139 - A Very Chill Minecraft Episode

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

A sequel of sorts to our last Minecraft special video. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Drunk. Tanner. Really? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Now, you guys, yo, yo, yo. What's going to bring back a little thing we've done before,
Starting point is 00:00:20 which is a Minecraft special episode. Because today, thank you. Because today, we recorded a Minecraft video. And, you know, we've been on this little friend server for a hot minute. And we just thought, why not hot? Girl, like, just shot himself in head with a bone arrow. Only the real ones. But, uh,
Starting point is 00:00:40 Yeah, we've done this before. And it's just going to be us sitting around a campfire doing this shit and talking about shit. You know what I'm saying? Guys, we're rolling off the end of the year, like, very soon. It's almost Christmas, guys. Yeah. It's almost Christmas. We're about a week away from the holiday.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Jolly Jolly's. Christmas. We'll be joined by loved ones and friends and family. Yeah. And having fun and eating cocoa and drinking presents. Yeah. Having a tree.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Yeah. Very exciting. I'm actually. Yeah. I'm fucking. All right. Putting all on blast. Who's done Christmas shopping or not?
Starting point is 00:01:16 Oh, shit. I'm guilty. I'm guilty. I'm not lying. I haven't done nothing. Sorry everybody who's watching. All my family members. Hey, it's never too late, huh?
Starting point is 00:01:29 There's never too late. You can always shop day of. I don't know. You know what I'm going to do that right now. This is like the earliest time, like I've never been so early for Christmas shopping. Oh, you, I feel prepared, but I also feel like still somehow late. Yeah. It's like, it always feels like I could do more, but.
Starting point is 00:01:47 You can't always do more. I mean, don't forget it. Yeah. You can always do more. Hey, you can always do more, huh? Hey, come on now. But, um, before we also continue, I'm going to. give special thanks to GamerSups for supporting the podcast and supporting all of us.
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Starting point is 00:02:58 We're right now in grunk's little, I don't know what you call it. It's a glass dome in the air, very grunk-like. Yeah. And we're next to all these abstract shapes made of glass stone and copper blocks and just bone, I guess. And just, you know, like, what's going on? But it's a vibe. Yeah, this is our, this is our breakaway. This is our island where we, uh, is a chill vibe.
Starting point is 00:03:21 It's also really cool because it's like 10 p.m. And we typically don't record podcasts this late. No, we do not. Because we're all uppity during the day. And then as the sun sets at like 5.21 p.m. or some bullshit. Yeah. We start the one down. So this is like a chiller, chiller time.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Chilmer time, which fits the theme of the chiller, you know, environment. Speaking of which, our house is now chiller because we got lights. We've actually decorated a tiny big. Yeah. And it hasn't happened yet, but we are going to be decorating a little bit more with Mr. Wally! Wally! Weilley.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Doing a Willie dog tomorrow. Well, technically yesterday when you guys are hearing this, but yeah, it's going to be fun. We're going to decorate. We're going to go chop down a real tree. Yeah. No way.
Starting point is 00:04:06 With the real axe. Real danger. On somebody else's property. On somebody else's property. It's going to be our neighbors. No permission. No. I did that before.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Every man for themselves. Every man for himself's tree. Also, audio listeners at home. Nick. Yes. Dude, we're around the campfire, man. You can, chill out man with the totem man you don't have to offhand yeah dude yeah i always
Starting point is 00:04:31 nah for the all you listeners at home never put your totem away bro guys i don't think the prink's gonna work then you never know soft will you yeah i don't know about the guys ah god it's been a crazy month preparing for a lot of things on my end only because um we're we're in the process of doing a few things um one of them is you know a lot of the duties that i had that i took over and whatnot are now being uh handed off to other folks right we've been kind of working with some few other people um some folks come in and out right some folks come in and out but um one of the strategies that i am going to be employing soon and this is only because like it's just damn it's crazy but i'm making a base like basically it's it's a group
Starting point is 00:05:16 editing manual um and i'm creating like a pdf where it goes through all of the things about how the hell these channels are going to be running um you know that now that it's going to be handed off to other folks and whatnot. So it's been like a few months, uh, or at least like about a year of like my experiences with editing and then also, um, just questions that I've gone from editors and all that stuff. It's going to be great.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I know it's a lot of technical shape, whatever. It's be on. Whatever. But I just want to let you know that that's been one of the things that I've been working on. But coming with that is going to be my, uh, re-dipping of my toes back into making, um, a neat,
Starting point is 00:05:56 like some neat little videos. under the Sir Laring Singh name brand. I don't even know if I were banned guys. It's just my fucking stupid ass my stupid Mexican self. How do you feel like dropping your baby off at daycare now?
Starting point is 00:06:12 That's how it feels. What, dropping baby off? It's kind of. It's kind of. It's kind of, you know, you make your farewells and then you have to move on. My baby would be my brand, so I don't know. I just feel like yeah, guys, there's so many videos.
Starting point is 00:06:27 There's so many things we do. First video I'm going to do, it's going to be an a cappella of Christmas music. Pentatomics. No, no, it's not. No, it's actually going to be a 4K remaking of Nick's first video. Oh shit. I can't wait for that. Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Nick, I actually haven't asked permission yet, so I'll do it right now. Nick, is that okay with you? Wait, which first video are you talking about the McDonald's drive-through meme? How to hack your gamma? Oh, yeah, that one's off limits. I'm sorry. Oh, fuck. So I can do the McDonald's one?
Starting point is 00:06:59 That's what it has to be the McDonald's one. All right. Um, tomorrow. Um, tomorrow. Who's actually, no. No,
Starting point is 00:07:07 now I think about it. It has to be canon. So it can only be the flight one, the Delta, God. That's not, that's not canon. I didn't do shit in that one,
Starting point is 00:07:15 dude. Larry was in that one. Yeah. I, but I didn't. Larry had the, he had a lead role in that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:22 He carried. Be honest with me. It's a background role, son. I was in school. Dude, you got nominated for the best supporting role in the entire film. That's true
Starting point is 00:07:32 and I was very appreciative of that. Did you watch the Best Supporting role? Did you not do that? You said what? You didn't watch the Sundance? You were like, you were running through a bunch of rules.
Starting point is 00:07:41 No, I didn't make it. I didn't make, like, it was across the world, so. Wait, Larry, can I really quickly? Larry, can I tell your future really quick? Yeah. I just saw something. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:51 When you're 43, when you're 43 years old, I think you're going to win a Golden Globe. 43 Golden Globe for fucking one. What? You know what? I'm with that. 43? That's a Golden Globe Age right there. How do you even know about being a basketball player? That's kind of weird. Nobel Peace Prize. I will try my best to do
Starting point is 00:08:09 an attempt at a Nobel speed run at a young age. Well, you said 43, so actually I don't know if it's going to be young age. I think you could do that. No, that's young. That's like the new 30. Okay, that's true. 43 is the new 30 because all of the streamers that were 30 are now turning 40. What? Is XTC 40?
Starting point is 00:08:27 yeah almost he's like 36 no he's not no he's not he's like 31 oh no no he's just i'm trying to expedite time oh sorry make everyone feel like whoa whoa are you for no it is gonna be a thing though that uh as we get you know more progressive in the uh health and sciences and and we know about our health and all that and i already said that we're gonna be expanding or we're gonna be pushing our age limit all right i think the right out of the cap is like 130 or something like that I think the oldest person was like 130 or 120. I don't can't remember.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Can you imagine every year? No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't lower every year. It gets bigger every year, dude. It always comes out that there's always a no oldest person. And that's truly?
Starting point is 00:09:11 I don't think it has anything to do with anything. I can look it up right now for you guys. There were a lot of old people that were collecting Social Security past 130 years old. Yeah. And they're just like dead, yeah. 130?
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How can someone be 100 years older than me? Whoa. You're 30 years old? More than 100. You still got 100 years left in your boy.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Gene Kalman of France. What are you going to do with all that time? He's 122 years old. I'm going to do this again. 122? Yeah. Oh, so there was no 130. No, it was only hundred 22.
Starting point is 00:09:48 The joke was that people were dead and they were still collecting social security. Oh. Oh. This guy was born in 1870. 1875. 1875. Dude, that makes 150 years old we're talking about. No, 122 years old and 164 days.
Starting point is 00:10:07 1875, 1997, he died. Oh, he died. Dude, he was alive before Redded a Reddinger Redemption 2 came out. Dude, he was. Or like, was a thing. He was alive before, like, actual slice bread. Yeah. Oh, my God, that's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:21 He saw the plane and the air space ship. He did. I do wish to to live that old because I'm so curious to see what the fuck dude. I do wish.
Starting point is 00:10:33 What happened in 1875? What do you think his reaction was to the iPhone? He was probably like, yeah, I'm probably going to die in like the next few weeks. But then he lived for like a few more years.
Starting point is 00:10:44 So I don't know. Was there ever someone who was like 120 who was like, oh my God, Steve, no. Uh, a new iPhone. He's like,
Starting point is 00:10:52 120? Yeah, like a really old person that just is, yeah, has been around for a humongous chunk of history, but also witness the iPhone. No, no, no, no, no, Y2K. Why 2K? A lot of people died. Why 2K? A lot of people, yeah, they killed themselves. They thought the world was ending. Eish. Ish. Dark. A number on a screen was going up on. Yeah. Because of 1999 to 2000. Yeah. They thought it was going to mess up, I think, like every single clock and every single really important machine on planet. They thought the singularity was already going to happen back then.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yeah. They were off. Did they fucking know that the group show podcast is going to be created. I don't know. I was going to think over the fucking while in like the year fucking 20 poop or something. There was a Twitter video. There was a Twitter video of someone with a VHS cam. He was recording a computer screen that was 1231, 1999, going to 2000.
Starting point is 00:11:45 It was dead quiet and he was just like, oh. And that was it. That was the whole like video. Yeah, that kind of like summarizes the whole thing. It's really just a big. Oh, I think the same thing happened back when the Mayans thought the world was ending in 2012. Oh, my God. We're living in the, we're living in a simulation now.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Ever since 2012, something's fell off, man. No. What? The wireless phone was invented in the 1775, how? No, that's... Summer of 2016. You said 2016? Summer of 2016 was the last best year ever.
Starting point is 00:12:21 No, it was not, dude. Yeah, it was. No, because, excuse me, sorry. What the fuck, man? Dude, these sentient. Are you serious? Because, because blonde by Frank Ocean didn't come out until August of that year. Then after that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:38 So the year of 2016, everything was amazing. Yes. And before that was pretty awesome. And then 2017 is when, like, you know, you got like a little pump coming out. You got like, like, all it's SoundCloud rap, right? You got little peep. All the littles. You got all the little.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Yeah, you got all that shit. Cardi service. No, Oosie. Little Oosie, little Cardi, low, everybody. Everybody was coming out. And by that point, we were entering, like,
Starting point is 00:13:02 the whole, like, SoundCloud, of fast food shit. I miss 2013. I miss a green patty. Ooh. You guys know 2013? I miss swiping up.
Starting point is 00:13:14 2013. That was when I moved to Virginia and I had no friends. That's when I was playing Black Ops, too. Oh, man. Dude, I wasn't allowed to play M games. 2013 I think I was For a while
Starting point is 00:13:26 Damn Oh no Yeah Views at home Pause right now And type your Taco Bell order Because I'm about to order Some Taco Bell
Starting point is 00:13:33 And my Taco Bell And my Taco Bell When I was fat as fuck It used to be Three chicken Crunchrab Suprems Two chicken Cases Diaz
Starting point is 00:13:40 6-3 of tacos with chicken And Yeah And then Mountain Dew You should break That record tonight I think it'd actually explode. Like, like, worse than what's in my pants currently.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Well, okay, wait, tell the folks what you just came back from. Oh, so yeah, I've been getting into a simulator racing from my last vlog that I posted. I took Tanner and Larry and attempted to take Isaac, but unfortunately I'm horrible at planning things. So, sorry about that, Isaac. You missed out on a great time. No, it's absolutely fine. I wish I had the time, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, that's okay. But, yeah, so I just came back. So every Wednesday, I go to a place called a sim or race club excuse me race club is here in austin they have another location actually over in boise idaho so what we do on every wednesday no but that's important it's important i say that
Starting point is 00:14:32 because we do leagues every wednesday and we race boisey idaho location oh so we're doing like states reversing reverses a scene yeah so it's like it's like faster truck sim it's really sweet Yeah, yeah. It's like 22 total people. I placed 11th today, which arguably isn't the worst, considering I've only been racing for like, I don't know, a few weeks. Few paddle shift. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm full, I'm all a full paddle shift, 100%. Oh, wow. Oh, wait, can I make a for the record from that video? Oh, here we go. Here we go. The fore the record. Can I attempt to think and know what you're about to say? Yeah. Willie fucked up Tanner by turning his car onto manual mode.
Starting point is 00:15:18 mode and Tanner didn't know that so was driving in third gear the entire race no but that's also one thing but I wasn't gonna mention that I was not I was not high in the making of that video my eyes were so red after that fan was blowing
Starting point is 00:15:34 cold air yeah they were red they were bloodshot they were so red I was staring at a screen for three hours yeah they said I was so stoned that is not true well no you were stone but you know we're not even talking about that Dude, that sounds like a, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Hitting a blinker in the target bathroom and then doing a Willie Bluog! Yes. I'd be really awesome. Go hot box a waffle house and then order it. What if every, every vlog we do, it starts with a shot. It has to be a shot of Tito's and then we were fucking, oh, baby. You guys have fun. You have to re-up and keep drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always, always, always juice. Do I drive no matter what afterwards? Yeah, yeah, you have to join me too. You have to join me. No autonomous vehicles allowed.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Yeah, full manual. All manual. Yep, exactly. Holy crap, Hoodvine. All manual. Everything. All manual. You look like an emperor.
Starting point is 00:16:26 The whole thing. Gotcha. Yeah, so that's where I just came from. And we had a bit of, okay, to be honest, the reason why we're even recording this podcast so late is because we went on a three-hour recording trying to beat Minecraft
Starting point is 00:16:39 at a thousand tick. It was so far. Or a hundred times speed, excuse me. Until it wasn't. It was hard. It really got under my skin. I'll say that. And let's just say we got lucky towards the end.
Starting point is 00:16:50 I'm not going to lie. We did. We actually pulled our shit together towards the end. It was kind of nuts. I couldn't believe it. Unexpected from the Grapchat. But y'all, we like, we made it pretty damn far. I thought we were going to not make it even into like the caves.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Like I thought we were just not even to have iron or anything like that. Yeah. But the fact, the fact that we were able to like strategically bedbomb. Yeah. Everything we needed for that was, oh my God. Y'all are in for a treat, bro. It's nice. It's a good time.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Wait, so did we properly fully announce? I know we mentioned it, but so today, as you guys are watching this video, the new group video is out of us doing the zoo. Yes. So after you're done watching this or whatever, maybe pause, come back, but we do go through the zoo at San Diego, which is a little bit of old footage, but at the same time, it's funny footage. And that's, you know, it tells a story because after the first part in TwitchCon, then
Starting point is 00:17:45 we go to the zoo. and then after that we're going on the big road trip which I have seen some of the footage and obviously you know I lived it but from my memory it was really freaking funny and uh... communicate over video it does it does
Starting point is 00:17:59 it conveys pretty well the amount of stupid shenanigans you know it's a good video when your editor is like I had a really good time editing this video did he said that yeah he said yeah that's freaking awesome can I? yeah chunky chunky said that oh yeah
Starting point is 00:18:16 That's like the highest form of compliment. Oh, yeah. Nothing pleases Chunky very well, but we find... No, he hates everything. Oh, hey, hey, Chuck's a happy guy. Come on, come on. No, I'm teasing. Yeah, he liked it a lot.
Starting point is 00:18:31 And I also got to lick at it. And I thought it was really fucking funny, too. How long is it? So, yeah, that'll be coming out after the zoo video. And that'll be a sweet little treat. The video is an hour and a half, Isaiah. Yeah. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah. which is amazing. Sorry. Yeah, coming from, what was it, like 13 or 14 hours? The first,
Starting point is 00:18:53 the first draft code was four hours. No, no, I'm talking about like total. Oh, yeah, it was like 13 hours. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:00 it was along those lines. And there is, there is, not to go too far in the future now, but like there is another road trip video. That one's
Starting point is 00:19:13 a little bit longer. that's way older than the old one's way older as well but but but but but to kind of kind of balance that um past that point will be a sort of like you know breach into the breach into the new so it'll be sweet we're really excited to drop four sick and then we're going to do another road trip we're just going to be the road trip test we're just going to be road tripping on whatever else we were doing road trips are my favorite thing to do in life and then when we're done with all the roads we're going to start flying we're going to pilot get a license. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Can we like, can we do train for, train? Oh, sail across the world. We need to go on a train. We can do that, I think. Absolutely. Is this still connected up there and it's not? Yeah. There's an air track over here.
Starting point is 00:19:57 No, no, like all the way up there. Like, can we go across the world? But no. No, no, there's no train that goes across. That would be so cool. Underwater. We go to New York, bro. Oh, no water.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Well, how about this? Let's, let's start with the subway in New York. Okay. And then let's do the metro. No. And then let's do the. train, and then let's do that we're going to build up. We'll wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:20:18 We would get, like, murdered on a subway in New York. The amount of crazy. Oh, my God. Dude, the rats alone, they're bigger than Bento, and Bento weighs eight pounds. They're as big as Larry. What? Yeah, they are. The rats, dude, I'm telling you, the rats in the subway of New York City are huge.
Starting point is 00:20:35 They're human. It's actual Muster splinter down there. Yeah. I was thinking about that, how, like, they don't have any natural predators other than, like, machinery. And humans. And, like, angry crackheads. I was going to say, how often did you boys, Isaac, Nick, did you guys go to New York? I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't like super big on it just because I went a lot with my grandparents to go see like light shows.
Starting point is 00:21:01 But once Nick and I started going like really super often, yeah, that's like the most prominent, like New York era was one. It was like once a month. yeah we went to go get haircuts in chinatown and honestly that was a vibe bro nice so much fun we used to get haircuts and we used to go to this place called 12 pill shout out andy he he did this thing we're like dude for anyone that actually just like goes like young dudes right or ladies right i know girls care a lot more about their hair than men for the most part um because like guys like we just i don't know i can only speak from guys perspective but growing up i always just either get like
Starting point is 00:21:41 fucking buzz cut or like grow it out and then a fade all I'd say is a fade and then let him do the rest it's always insane with the comb over bro and the jail at the top bro grunk had my haircut growing up
Starting point is 00:21:54 until he turned 17 bro I had that haircut all until I was like I'm just 20 almost speaking of which drunk when did you start letting out your hair that uh you have a lot of hair yeah that was uh
Starting point is 00:22:06 definitely like the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. That's crazy. When that happened. Junior and senior. That is when that happened. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Not to talk about, not to beat a dead horse. I feel like I've said like this phrase so often, but in between one last leave you see and another, you looked like you transformed and grew up in one year somehow. It was the hair and the contact lenses, I think, is what did it. Dude, 22 grunk when we first met him in Austin, was like, that was insane.
Starting point is 00:22:42 That was crazy, bro. That was like actually having a little brother on the trip. Little brother's a 20-22. That was our 2020 trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that was only three years ago. What the fuck? Wow, that's pretty weird.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Dude, time is so weird. Time is weird. It feels like it's been forever, but not long at all. Uh-huh. Yeah. Welcome to the philosophical cast. Well, anyway, to finish what I was saying about Andy and 12 Pell, they basically, they were able to do a consultation.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Yeah. So we paid money to basically get like all the information about our hair type. I mean, we could like try and figure it out ourselves, but it's just better to like have a hairdresser or hairstalless. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Tell you about that. Your hair type, right? Like your face shape. Like what complements it? To add to that, every time I go to like a new hairdresser and I always try out like, you know, new folks and whatnot. You always do a consultation. Sometimes they charge like a, you know, depends like a 10 buck, 15 buck fee. Or sometimes it's free. You know, it like really depends.
Starting point is 00:23:39 but yeah, consultation is definitely, definitely important because, and it does depend on the place you go to, but some places I've been to, they're like, they ask about your lifestyle, like, what do you, are you always out? Do you sweat a lot? You know, like, what's your hair type? Is it, you know, like all that, they ask all the things, or sometimes they don't ask that much. I mean, it depends, right, but like, definitely, definitely, definitely get a consultation so that they get a
Starting point is 00:24:03 gist and they know how to better sort of execute your desired haircut. They'll also, dude, they'll, like, take all your hair, or they'll, like, silhouette your face with their hands and, like, tell what head shape you are. They'll grab your cheeks. That can completely flip whatever hairstyle they were going to go with and then turn into something else because head shape matters a lot with haircuts as well. Yeah, let's say Big Tee wants cornrows, right? And then they like, yeah. And then they look at Tanner's face or their head. He's like, yeah, it's like pulling his head back.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Well, maybe a skullet, not cornrows, maybe a skullet. Dude, I don't know what it is you guys know what it is What if what if Big T's
Starting point is 00:24:43 Scala Isaac White Cornrose Yo Oh that could be big That would be actually sweet That would be like a cartoon All right We got Willie Hawk
Starting point is 00:24:51 T Rows I don't know T Rows How long Realistically speaking How long do corners Take It's not like
Starting point is 00:25:01 Seven hours Hours At least Dude I think I think Willie does a vlog getting Liberty Spikes. Yes, dude.
Starting point is 00:25:10 That'd be sick. Yeah, you should do that. Email Willie Bags with a Liberty Spike. That would be cool. Yeah, I mean, let's do that. Yeah, let's do it. Come on. Leave a one in the comments if you want to do it.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Dude, I'll never forget when I came up, I was coming up with vlog ideas, and I wanted the bar to, like, start low and then slowly, like, trickle up. And, like, I was like, dude, we should, like, go to sneak, like, uh, skis. Like, uh, Skechers, Larry. We should go to Skechers and have some fun. Yeah, let's go to the mall. And Isaac, what, dude, Isaac, I got to say it now. You pass so much judgment on my vlogs.
Starting point is 00:25:45 I don't understand. Like, I was like, dude, let's go to Skechers. And you're like, dude, are you fucking serious? Who the fuck wants to watch Skechers vlog? I was like, all right, all right. I get it. No one wants to do you. Did you, is that a real?
Starting point is 00:25:58 You had a hater right next door. Yeah, dude, you fucking always. You wanted to go to the Skechers store for a Willie vlog? Yeah, dude. And we did it. We did it. It was a really fun video. What do they have at Skechers?
Starting point is 00:26:09 I bought Isaac's that he never wore. Yeah. Wow. Because he's the thing, Isaac. He's the thing. At the Skechers, it was a mall. So we did more things like we made a hat, we made a Gucci hat. We also made, um, we took pictures with the Easter Bunny.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Oh, we did take pictures with Easter Bunny. That's where that came from. Yeah. That's where that came from, dude. Yeah. So it's like you start with something, but then you let the journey. You let the journey take you places. Yep.
Starting point is 00:26:36 you know like me and Nick would see a bench outside of the mall and we'll be like let's go over there let's go sit down like see what's up maybe there's a spike maybe there's a secret bud maybe there's some crack we could smoke it like who knows like it's like it's like larry is that was that same vlog it was the same vlog yeah and i'm like I'm like like uh hunched over no no no no no no it's not it's not that was lego that was lego yeah was this around the time you guys were doing we went to lego we went to Apple. We went to Skatcher. Yeah. Okay, yeah. All right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I might have said that. Yeah, it makes sense of my head. Why do you have hitter juice in you? Because I think it was the the we went to store. We went to this store. We went to that store thing. I was like, whoa, wait, what? Well, where are y'all going? Well, it was a little different. I mean, the, the Willie vlogs, the
Starting point is 00:27:24 Willie vlogs definitely. If you ask me right now, I'd go. What? I want to go. What? I want to go with you. I want to go with me. Where? You want to go where? We went somewhere Why are you whispering?
Starting point is 00:27:36 It's a podcast Okay Yeah, speak up, boy Some people are driving right now You didn't hear the car engine You and me You and me go somewhere All right, yeah
Starting point is 00:27:44 Willie vlog We went somewhere And it's Isaac's face And we went to Virginia And we drove Oh my God We got to go to Virginia Dude oh my god
Starting point is 00:27:54 Grunk Grunk Yeah The biggest clickbait of all time And it can happen We moved We helped grunk move in And it's so bad
Starting point is 00:28:03 Okay, if we do something like that Oh my god, can we help Grunk move into a new house Okay, if we do that we have to We have to Drunk with Grunk Yeah, I don't know what I'm moving But yeah, that'd be good Would that be actually?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Well, can you just buy it? Can you just buy the new couch? We're supposed to do that in San Diego bro Yeah Dude, you saw what we had to do with our last couch, bro It was a disaster Dude, getting drunk with Grung We had to lift it with a rope over the balcony
Starting point is 00:28:32 yeah it was insane i'll never forget that day that was the most intense like manpower i've ever had to enter i mean it works right like the guy picking up the couch is actual superhuman like it was just him like just alone picking it up from the bottom it was insane i couldn't believe it
Starting point is 00:28:53 oh man that's a lot better than ours ours is just like getting you haul trucks movie shit in and uh actually no the last time we did that we moved I actually enjoyed it because I had my parents help out, um, and come in. It's always sweet. That's always sweet. That's always sweet. If you actually let Nick vlog you guys moving and if he called it, grunk moved in.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I don't even know how. Oh my God. That would be the funniest bait ever. The only people in this damn podcast. I know. Only y'all would know. Only y'all would know. Keep it down.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Keep it a secret. Yeah, keep it a secret. Don't tell nobody. Would you, would you, uh, let that be a thing, Nick? He said B.R.B. He said, but I guess, yeah. Rats. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah, well, yeah, Larry. Yeah, of course. Whoa, it's raining. What did you guys say about me? I said, would you let that be a thing? We, uh, moved drunken. Yeah, dude. Oh, no, no, sorry, sorry, grunk moved. Did you hear the concept?
Starting point is 00:29:52 Oh, no. What was the concept? The concept was you actually do help grunk move and you name the fucking vlog. Grunk moved in. That was like Nick's original idea that he already said, I think. Yeah. My idea was we helped grunk move in, but it could have just been grunk moving somewhere. Oh, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Yeah, I'm glad I'm some page. Sorry, I went completely over there. Yeah, I think, I think it's doable. I mean, honestly, at this point, I'll do anything for a vlog, dude. Really? I'll, I'll vlog, take a fat crap. Can you find an anti-gravity chamber? You don't want to record me taking a fat crap.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Tell me to do an anti-gravity chain. Can you do the G test? Oh, my God. Do it. The 10 G test. That was so funny. The fucking... Dude, the fucking...
Starting point is 00:30:38 If you guys have it... Okay, if you're listening and like, you're still paying attention. Wake up, first of all. Second of all, you should watch the G-Force videos where it's like these training pilots and they're being put to this machine
Starting point is 00:30:49 that spins you really, really, really, really fast. And they have to like do a breathing techniques and their faces get really melded. Like you see like the wrinkles just roll to the sides of their face. And they get super squished and red And then they're just got to... The funniest part of those, the funniest part of that is that the only
Starting point is 00:31:07 rule for passing the test is don't pass out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just hold on. Don't pass out. I just thought of the best video idea we could do. Shoot. What? All right.
Starting point is 00:31:16 So we bury Larry alive and we buried Larry. We buried Larry. We buried Larry alive. We buried Larry alive. We buried Larry alive. So we buried... Drunk with Grunk. Barry Larry.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Drank with Grumk. We bury Larry alive and Mary Harry. And we, uh, uh, Wait, what runs with Isaac? Nothing. Actually, nothing. They've tried. Ball sack.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Even that's like a stretch. That's a funny one. We blick, Nick. Yo. What the hell? No, don't blick me. Don't blick me. I have a cruncher.
Starting point is 00:31:48 I'll give you a bite. Oh, bro. Why don't you get the grilled cheese? Grilled cheese burrito. That's shit fire. T.S. Fire. What else does you get?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Good cheese burrito. So. One of the things that Jay Shlatch showed me a long time ago, and I can't stop ordering it to this day if I ever get Panera. It's just a regular grilled cheese with the tomato soup, and I dip the grilled cheese in the tomato soup. And it's so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah, that's what you did. I didn't know that was the thing until Shlatt showed me. No, God damn way. Dude, welcome to life. You're going to experience. It is the best thing. You want to tell you about fries and ketchup, too? I was 265 pounds at 5 foot 10.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I would be fucking 280. If all I had was grilled cheese and tomato soup, dude, it's so good you guys ever had raw hot dog um yeah yeah actually I'm gonna bump his POV he's gonna go mad
Starting point is 00:32:39 I was really hungry one time I had raw hot dog in a tortilla with like out the package or um it was yeah I was like it was like it was a little wet
Starting point is 00:32:51 it was a little wet little soggy it's not bad for you you just I don't the worst mate not the worst sometimes for me some night
Starting point is 00:32:56 let me let me tell you a guillery night a good larry night uh back in the day consisted of some rainbow six siege or some battlefield one um this is when i was like entering high school i believe so by this point i was entering high school no actually not this is middle school um it was actually not those games it was more so probably like battlefield four you know and no it's actually no it it is real and it it is real and it would be like late at night
Starting point is 00:33:26 and like there would be no food so i'll just go to the fridge and i'll see hot dogs and i'll just like take it out of the package and eat one Yeah, so I guess you can't eat hot dogs raw. I knew it. You can't? Maybe, even though they're pre-cooked, are you sure? You can't.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I've done it before. I've done it so many. I've finished packets. What? Raw, hot dogs. I heard this story because Larry actually had a problem with it, he said. I've only had one. That freaks me out.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Like cold ones? Yeah. Wait, how, walk me through a hot dog Larry moment. A hot dog Larry moment. Yeah. all have you mean so me my underwear I'm in the living room with my PlayStation I have a blanket wrapped around me I'm looking up because my team was up on the wall y'all remember that I'm like way up on the wall yeah so I open the wall I would usually
Starting point is 00:34:13 so normally I'll get like a like a bed cover not a cover fuck like like a duvet or whatever it's called duvet duvade and you I would lay it on top of the carpet and then I'll get another blanket like a spider man it was a spider man where he's like hanging on the wall and it's like reflection and it's like the red spider man and then like the venom spider man so i had that blanket it was very soft and then uh playstation either gta 5 battlefield something you know maybe black ops 2 i don't know and then um you know i get hungry i'm like hold on guys put down my mic go to the fridge open it see a hot dog packet now the problem was that when you open the packet and you let it kind of like the packets like still
Starting point is 00:34:57 open sometimes the hot dogs towards like at the edges get like red like really red and then they also get hard so it's like ah but sometimes the rest of it's fine so you kind of cut that part off and then you're cutting the mold off the bread and eat the sandwich I've done that though
Starting point is 00:35:14 cutting the hard part off the raw hot dog you need the raw hot dog yeah pretty much so I was playing on the Minecraft server and um yeah bubble your throat yeah hold on I was playing on a Minecraft server thank you yeah and it was like a creator server with like a whole bunch of Minecraft YouTubers. Yeah. And
Starting point is 00:35:31 Dr. Donut was there or whatever. Dude, Dr. Donut. Yeah. I was playing. I was building a candy cane with him. And there's a YouTuber named Fanced and AJ the Bold. Yeah. We have friends with Bablu and whatever. And so, yeah, Fanced made the skin that I'm
Starting point is 00:35:47 wearing currently. It started as like a little piece of ground on my butt and then it kept on going. So we can see the fully erect 3D nipples that this guy. He had to make sure that the nipples were both on the skin and on another pixel. Audio listeners, the nipples are protruding from his chest. He's going to a lot of side.
Starting point is 00:36:11 It's fine. I mean, it's only human. No, it's a good thing. Mm-hmm. You're only human. It's very humble. It is. It's very humble.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Yeah. So shout out to them for making that. Nice. And we got, we got slightly in trouble because we, bless you, bless you. was building homage to the Twin Towers, so I just built two towers, but we got yelled at. Oh, you can't do that. Well, actually, we didn't get yelled at. No one knew it was us. Oh.
Starting point is 00:36:37 So, reveal. Revealed. Well, there it is. If they catch one of this. One billion views on YouTube shorts. Nobody's going to see it coming. Willing built the Twin Towers. Wow. He admits it on a podcast. So can you tell me what you ordered again? You said he ordered. I ordered chicken crunched chef supreme. That's it?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Two. Is that it? For the most part. For the most part, what's that mean? Dude, yeah, that's really about it. I mean, what else? I got one more thing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Jesus Christ, good Lord, help! So, basically, long story, short, I got fries. Fries? I got the fries. You got the nach fries? Yeah. Oh, no. What happened to?
Starting point is 00:37:23 I had this last night, actually, though. I told them to get those. I won't go there. Who has them last night? Grunk said? Yep. What do you think of them? They're good.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I like them. For the audio listeners at home, I asked, what did you think of this? And I said they're good. But, yeah. So I really want to try and understand why Larry, of all people, which not really of all people, but, Larry, you do not like condiments at all, like, period, like point blank. You know, like sour cream. No. You don't like salsa?
Starting point is 00:37:59 Tell me something I don't know. I like salsa. Oh. He likes mariner sauce. Yeah, mariner sauce is cool with my mariner sauce. He doesn't like mozzarella. He doesn't like mayonnaise.
Starting point is 00:38:09 He doesn't like anything that has mayonnaise as a base for a sauce. Oh my God. Manez. He doesn't like. But he likes something with mayonnaise. I don't know. I feel like it. If you hide it really well,
Starting point is 00:38:21 maybe like it'll trick me. And then I can dilute myself to be like, no, I was tripping this whole. All these years of my life. Larry, one of these days. One of these days. Baker's at home.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Hey, all bakers at home. You're about to agree with me. One of these days, Larry, I am going to make a cake. And I'm going to... I'm not going to eat your cakes then.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I'm going to replace the eggs in it with mayonnaise. Dude. I promise you. You won't know. You won't know. If anything, it'll taste better because of the moist.
Starting point is 00:38:51 It'll be more moist. What if I eat it and I like... Fuck, dude. You won't. You won't, you won't taste. It won't have enough. do that? Huh?
Starting point is 00:38:58 Only your case? I'll have two. No, it'll be someone in her house too. Can I talk about something in real life? Fuck. Yeah, what? I'm scared we're going to
Starting point is 00:39:07 invade Venezuela. Invade Venezuela. Is that something that's happening? I didn't look into it, but I saw a headline, only headline. That is current event. Dude. Okay, what's the plan?
Starting point is 00:39:19 What are we going to do? Well, first of all, what's, is this our decision? Well, hold on, hold on. Kind of, did you read more into it? Because I haven't, so I really can't, like, explain what's going on here. I was going on, but I did see. There's the first time hearing of this.
Starting point is 00:39:32 CLDR, Will it. There is some militia training happening at the moment, and there is, uh, what is it, like a ground attack in a way, I guess, or they could possibly a ground attack or war. I don't know. So what's the term that dudes use when they're, it's prepping? Uh, hype? Yeah, they're prepping. Boot camp.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Training. Oh. I was talking about, like, gay dudes. Uh, prepping? Get ready? Prepping? We're just using the term prepping. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I just thought that people do it. They like prep. No matter. Anyway, moving on. So, they're prepping. I think Venezuela is prepping. And today,
Starting point is 00:40:12 the president made some sort of announcement that he was going to do some sort of speech. Did not mention it at all. But I'm just scared, man. I don't want to watch Tanner go to war. Oh, so this is like a hypothetical? Why am I going to war? dude no look you're looking at me all sideways and weird
Starting point is 00:40:29 because you're at least but like I'm telling you the fuck I'm telling you dude it's a very possible it's not even trending on X dude it's it's real on X it's not current event bro Larry Larry come on back me up I read it no I like I said I read the headline so I saw a general
Starting point is 00:40:46 gist and general gist a general a general a general is invading Venezuela no no no no no no no Trump orders total and complete blockade of sanctioned oil tankers. But, yeah, essentially, they were like all getting together. I don't, like I said, I don't know if it's like fucking war or what or if it's something I want to look into though.
Starting point is 00:41:11 But yeah, it could happen. We could get drafted. I actually, well, I probably shouldn't say that out a lot, but, you know, me at the front lines. Is that really, come on. Is that the best we got? Come on, go on. Wait, I actually can't get drafted. That's a real.
Starting point is 00:41:25 You still could get drafted. No, but like, I have asthma. You know what? If you have ADHD, you literally can't. Yeah, that's true. What do you mean you have asthma? I have asthma and allergies. I can't go to war.
Starting point is 00:41:36 They don't want me. I'm weak. What do you mean asthma? I run like an 18-minute mile. I run a 40-minute mile. What? Yeah, I had asthma when I ran an 18-minute 5K. What was you have fucking asthma?
Starting point is 00:41:50 Do you have an inhaler? No. Oh. I'm sorry. I just learned something new. about my friend of six years. What? What? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:41:59 you're a bad Argeys. No, I'm not. This has diagnosed asthma? Where's the camera? Where is that? For real? 100%. Swear, you have asthma like you will need an inhaler? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Okay. Isaac had snapped to me. Dude, my dad has asthma. That's like a fucking life-changing thing that really sucks, like horribly. I know, dude. I'm just trying not to get drafted, man. you just blew my whole cover. Oh, bad, man, Willie.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Bad for us. You dragged me down with you. I would have believed him if you didn't look a little weird at me. I get it now. I hopped on that bandwagon. I was good to you. No, no, no. Tanner, you're good.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Like, you and I, we're going to be wrestling each other, and then we both break our legs. Yeah, we're going to be wrestling each other. I can tell you right now, like, if you have any medication, they even allude to the fact that you may have ADHD and or something else like anxiety or depression, I don't think you're, you're going to. getting drafted, brother. Dude, even if I got drafted, I would just be like, hey, can I just be the media team? Can I just make propaganda? Can I just like help you guys? Let me make Instagram posts.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Can I open the, can I run the TikTok shop ads, please, for, for you guys? Can I just go to the colleges and draft people? I'll just play football for the Army. This is a half off block 19. Hi. Yeah, wait. Can I please just go to the high schools and like make them do pull-ups or push-ups or whatever and give them a lanyard and then try and hit them to sign up at 17?
Starting point is 00:43:22 When they do a dead man hang for longer than a minute, so I give them. a U.S. Army panful and a lanyard. This is our target and this is our platoon. We're going to go through this path and we're going to see if we can make it under 10 minutes. Right. Don't walk to the Venezuela front lines.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Me and my girlies got bored so we went to Venezuela together under the commission of the U.S. Army. That's that. That's like a whole... I am the area of the... See, we're talking about a watch very soon. It could very well just happen that like, holy shit, we're all getting like people are just getting drafted now.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Yeah, who's laughing now? I mean, hey, I mean Yeah, wait, what if all of us, like, one-by-one start disappearing Because we're, like, so, so good at arm. Dude, if Tanner got drafted, we would never hear from him ever again. Dude, if I get drafted, you all get drafted. What the hell is it just me? No, I'm pretty sure the draft happens where they pick based on birthday.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Wait, I don't, we're 26. I don't think we actually get drafted. We can get drafted. Yeah, you're too old now. No, no, no. No, don't you watch for saving Private Ryan? Dude, he was like, it was like 35. Those guys weren't in Normandy.
Starting point is 00:44:27 They were like 18 dogs. They were just throwing shit out the wall. But the guy, the guy that had to go and help find Private Ryan. And saved him. Yeah, dude. The draft age was a teacher at school. Dude, being enough privates, I got a pee.
Starting point is 00:44:43 One look up, one Google search. The age limit for registration for the draft is 18 to 25. We've been seeing. Saving eyes and we succeed. What? Yeah, Brooke. See you later, buddy. me a Willie vlog saving Isaac's privates
Starting point is 00:44:56 It's called shaving shaving Isaac's privates And it's like guys We're making a joke to Saveing Private Ryan Come on Why do we get struck down Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:06 Shaving Isaacs Shaving Isaacs Shaving Isaacs Shaving Isaacs Oh goodness me But what were the video Like okay We got the title down
Starting point is 00:45:22 A close up of Isaac privates and we shave them. Those videos exist on YouTube, don't they, for like education? Yeah. It's like bleaching, which is really... Oh, yeah, yeah. Just chill out for a bit, huh? Dude, I learned that people get surgeries
Starting point is 00:45:37 to get their butt holes sold and shut. Yeah, parents watch this. What? Come on. People get their but holes sewn shut. Why? You die within like seven hours if you did before. Nope, they have an ostomy bag.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Oh, yeah. They have no longer needed. their butt holes I did forget about that hello there are some there are some things that like
Starting point is 00:46:02 I don't know what when it comes to like medical sorry I grab my mouse too hard when it when it comes to like medical things like okay when I was well I remember when I first so my old best friend Aldo
Starting point is 00:46:13 shout out Aldo shout out Aldo he was him and there was his other kid named Umberto and uh No, I was a... Okay, we'll get to the end of the time.
Starting point is 00:46:24 That's another story. But Aldo, one time, invited me to his house and his older sisters were really into horror movies. And so they played Saw. And, you know, I mean, Aldo were like, oh shit, brothers are you crazy. So we were both... I think we were like in third grade or fourth grade.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I don't remember. It was... We were youngans, right? We're Jits, if you will. And so... Yeah, if you will. That was like the first time I actually felt like oh like it's one of those things where uh and that's also when i found out that when i get really
Starting point is 00:46:58 really uncomfortable like like when it comes to like uh medical you know not like that like you know slasher like terrifier shit right because you like that stuff in my brain it registers as like movie whatever but when it comes to like some shit it's like i start to laugh y'all and i start to laugh and I start to like try to hold it back but it only makes it worse so it's like you're a what's it called not a defense mechanism it's oh no it's like I guess cope
Starting point is 00:47:27 I don't know do yeah yeah I do the same thing it might be why Nick laughs when someone pukes too no that is a lot yeah I think he just thinks it's funny I'm like your biggest thing I don't get it if any of you guys fucking bomb around me I'll be I'll be a good help to you
Starting point is 00:47:44 but I'm gonna be giggling so hard I'm like why well honestly I don't know You know what? I would take that over because then it's like I throw up and I look at you laughing and then I laugh and then it's like, okay, we're good. Dude, you just thought of what if you just vomited?
Starting point is 00:47:58 That's our moment of weakness. You would get a kick out of it. Oh, dude. Especially, Tanner, we were talking about like you throw it up with your mouth with your hand over your mouth. Oh,
Starting point is 00:48:08 I'm like, when the peop was like squeezing through your fingers and like, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. That's great. It's like, not just,
Starting point is 00:48:17 Not just leaking, spray. Yeah, you just make the whole situation worse. It's like streaks. It's like, the rap battle. No, that's exactly. That is exactly what I brought up. The guy was rapping and then he looks up. He tried to deflect upwards.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Why would you deflect upwards? And it just came back down to his face. It has to be the top ten words. But then he continued. He continued to wrap. He actually finished it off. Yeah, that's, wait, was this Eminem? Yes
Starting point is 00:48:48 This is eight mile Dude The worst The worst I've ever Puked is when I ate KFC And I sat outside the sun For like an hour Can I tell you?
Starting point is 00:48:59 And I puked eight times Walking to the toilet And I left a trail Oh no Okay One of my worst Like actual throws This is a disgusting topic
Starting point is 00:49:10 It was I was camping I was camping with my brother And my dad And we came to a gas right and it was like it was like hot out okay and I had like a hoodie on I had I had an old like it was my brother's like college hoodie so we go to a gas station I get gummy bears um Hasbro gummy bears and I get a kick cat oh and a snickers so it's like
Starting point is 00:49:32 chocolate and gummy bears okay and so the drive to the place is like four hours and so I start eating I think I eat first the gummy bears so I eat the whole bag of gummy bears and I'm watching YouTube on my phone with headphones and then I start eating the kick cap and then when I get to the Hershey's so the car the car was like an old Chevy and I was in the backseat and like you know how like it's a thing with Mexicans you know we all try to cram everybody into the one car right we try to make it work so it's like we're kind of creamed in I'm eating all these like sweets and like it's it's really hot I'm a hood on so I start to like sweat and I start swallowing a lot and I'm like trying to
Starting point is 00:50:15 push it down you know I'm trying to tell my I'm like, don't even think about it. Yeah, if I think about it, it's going to get way worse. Yeah, if I think about it, I know I'm going to throw up. So I'm watching, I think it was like Allie at the time. I think I was watching some like Black Ombes, zombies, Allie, I don't know, something. But I start to like defocus and I'm looking at the edge of my phone. And like, I'm, like, noticing just, I'm looking, like, I can tell I'm panicking by the fact that I'm looking at details and I'm swallowing really hard and I'm continuously swallowing.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Like, I'm looking at all the, looking at all the crumbs of food on the ground in the backseat. And I'm looking at like. And then I. And then I'm looking at, like, the lining, the lining of, like the seat, like the, like the sewing, like the stitching. I'm looking at the line. Like, the fine details of things around. And like, like, it's getting very narrow. Like, I'm forgetting that, like, there's a road around me.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Like, I'm just getting really. And y'all know I get motion sick. Like, y'all know if I'm on my phone or whatever. I get motion sick. So, like, it was just the combination of sweet. And I'm like, at this point, I don't even want to say the word, but I'm trying to tell them, like, I yank it. Yeah. I used the last thing you see.
Starting point is 00:51:15 It's just so bad. Yeah. And so. I think I step one foot out and then I kind of I kind of like jump forward and it's like a fucking like a hose
Starting point is 00:51:26 but I will say like okay the taste was horrible and it kind of burnt my mouth but that release was like oh my god your brain releases copious amounts of dopamine and I'm like sweating and I'm like oh my God that was horrific and I'm just like
Starting point is 00:51:43 you know what if I'm already at this point let me just let out of the rest and I try like force everything out and then I'm like okay and it was just like all right we're going to stop at the gas here we're going to get a bunch of water we're going to fill you with a lot of water because that was just so much and oh it was just goodness me but it's like all those details
Starting point is 00:52:00 dude just like you're noticing like you're noticing like your fingerprint like the little lines on your finger you like memorize your fingerprint you're looking at details we're counting each individual ridge yeah it's like oh my god what a horrific experience
Starting point is 00:52:17 but yeah a memorable one though there is this is so weird because like I don't know how I didn't throw up but like I had drank some drink one night and I think I've told this story maybe but I literally like was laying in bed trying to fall asleep and I felt it I felt the I was starting to get hot and sweaty
Starting point is 00:52:36 and I was doing the swallows and I was like oh shit just keep swallowing do your breathing you're going to be fine and then I was like it's always like okay I guess I'll walk to the toilet you know and that's what it gets it'll hurt yeah
Starting point is 00:52:52 it's probably for the best you're safe in your room it's okay yeah but then I got to the toilet and my mouth just started salivating like so insanely yes and it was just dripping from my mouth and then it just went away
Starting point is 00:53:08 like it I didn't throw up I got teased bro it's like when you're about a sneeze it goes away it's like a fine reminder I get really dramatic when I'm like about to throw up I like rip my shirt off I lay on the bathroom floor
Starting point is 00:53:22 I'm like I'm just trying to cool down because I'm sweating so much I'm like oh oh I hit that I like give up
Starting point is 00:53:34 I'm like I'm done bro I had oh my god I like didn't eat much dinner at all one night and I had two beat boxes and then I went outside
Starting point is 00:53:46 and I hit someone's cigarette and I went and I was like that was it for me I had never I threw up probably like 11 times in this stranger's house and like Bobby had to like he almost carried me home I was so weak
Starting point is 00:53:59 that was the weakest I've ever been in my life it was terrible it is so terrible but it's funny it was also pretty funny but you know what that's just our body protecting us yeah we're trying to get all the
Starting point is 00:54:09 all the shit bro whenever like it's just vomiting acid and alcohol taste Yeah, it's bad. Especially, like, I've had it before with Cheetos. Like, and I know, like, I tasted. Or, like, when you eat, like, an culmination of food and then you, you, like, slowly, it's like, it's like, it's like slowly retelling a gross story of all the food that you ate
Starting point is 00:54:28 and you remember, like, wow. And you get to stare at it in the toilet. It was like, regretful. That was a horrific rendition of a lovely meal that I ate earlier. It's the remix and I love it. And I don't, yeah, I hate this mix. Larry, I threw up a whole bag of talk. he's one night.
Starting point is 00:54:47 And it was like, yeah, I don't want to go into detail, but it was like a red mush and the same shape. Yeah. Did that burn? Like, I was going to say, do you guys throw up from like, what will make you throw up? Because for me, I only throw up, I forget, like, food poisoning. Right. Like, I've never really sickness.
Starting point is 00:55:05 You can't control. Alcohol. Yeah. I have a really bad gag reflex. So, like, pretty much anything can make me throw up. Yeah. If the food's really that bad, it can get me pretty gnarly, especially the smell. Oh, my gosh, sense.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yeah, I was going to say sense. Cents get me pretty bad. Like, my mom was scooping mayonnaise out of a jar, and that just made me throw up. It was just that. No, I remember there was an animal that dad in our lawn by the trash can, so it was just, it was already a bad area, right? That trash smell, bro. And it's just like a corpse. And the problem was that it was.
Starting point is 00:55:43 it was hidden behind some like shrub shit so we're like we have the fence and then you have the trash fence and you have a shrub and it was behind there and like we thought that
Starting point is 00:55:52 we were like damn dude what are we throwing away that smells like crap like there's some shit someone's buying in this household and like eating and it's like my parents when I was living my parents
Starting point is 00:56:01 and it's like some shit that we were just like it just smells like crap and me and my mom thought it was my dad like buying some like no yeah yeah we thought it was my dad buying some shit
Starting point is 00:56:12 like that was just like dude what is he fucking eating like how could something smell so good it got so sad it was like sour it was a sour smell i remember and uh oh god it was gross it was just like the walking up too and it's like yeah this is it's something bad and then we like you you know it's not coming from the trash bins you open it up and somehow the trash bin smelled way like less worse whatever the fuck the scent is and then you look behind it's a fucking dead animal you're like oh my god you see the size is like really cool and it's like, oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Have you guys seen that TikTok of somebody giving a monkey a century egg? And it starts gag. He's like, I can find that media and put it on the screen right now. Dude, this has me thinking about, like, how fucked up you got to be to make them jelly bean flavors. Oh, yeah. Like decomposing corpse. Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:13 Garbage from the belly of a whale Barf bandage bro Bar-en-gulled feces Why would they ever do bandage Like dirty bandage? The fuck that even tastes like I saw a video of this guy He always eats like the worst food
Starting point is 00:57:27 Imagine when he finishes it It's at a point where he's such gross shit People are like dude Please at this point just don't finish He was eating pig brain Ew I think that's wrong Yeah in a can
Starting point is 00:57:39 Oh no In a can It was like in a can that he opened up being dumped it out. I thought that we're not able to eat. I thought you're not supposed to eat other animal like brains at all. I thought like I thought you'd get like deathly sick or die from that shit. I mean it could do I think it's a cultural thing. Monkey brain is real. I know that's a dish out there. Like I know. I know yeah. No that is real. Monkey brain is real. But like I know. Headline debuts. I'm sure there's a deeper meaning. I don't think they think
Starting point is 00:58:07 like that. Chud brain's real. Chud brain is real. J. Chud brain is real. Chud brain drops soup. I'm gonna get. Wait, you're saying it came in a can though, so that means it was being sold. Like, uh, it was like a thing. You probably, probably have to cook it or anything. Yeah, I can try and find the video, but it's really gross.
Starting point is 00:58:26 And the way that he choose it, it's like, I remember, we were like, oh, we were watching this one guy who was like, um, he would down a bunch of alcohol and he would always be like in a hotel or like a motel. And it was like this older dude. Oh, he would cook food in there. Yeah, he would. He would cook.
Starting point is 00:58:43 He would cook. He would cook food in the, I don't know. But he would make like, um, like beef Wellington. I saw him make with a hot iron. Yeah. Tannen and a whole bunch of shit and not. Who's the guy that's like, he always wears a hat. It's like something nice.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Is a shoe nice? Shoe nice. Oh, dude. That guy is a shoe nice. Yeah. Yeah. Nasty. That guy is something else.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Nasty. Shout out of shoe nice, bro. No. No. Don't do not shout him. Don't do not. Is he, wait, is he not the guy who makes shit in the hotel? yeah but no no
Starting point is 00:59:14 not in the hotel hotel bathroom no no no yeah he does shit in the motel oh I can't do I don't watch you guys has he ever done that because I might be thinking of a different guy I don't know but I know he just downs a bunch of drinks and then he like eats the worst shit ever yeah he eats like deodorant and drinks like a whole
Starting point is 00:59:31 handle of vodka the same time yeah yeah yeah yeah the finishing thought of the day is love your family over the holidays love him love him time with your family, love them. Absolutely. Get off the damn phone once in a while.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah. Yeah. That damn phone of yours. Yeah. Turn it off the phone. Turn the way they're outside. See what's going on with folks. Look at the gifts you can possibly buy.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Go out. Yeah. Draw something. Draw something. Write something. Exactly. Oh, read something especially. Be something.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Learn something. Explore something. All right. Be something. I know it's kind of jarring. Going from a whole host of discussing topics to now talking about feed something. But hey, you know what?
Starting point is 01:00:13 We're talking about experiences here that we went through. And the only way we got there is through doing something. Not to say if you want something similar. But, you know, hey, hey, you don't know. Sometimes maybe you drink and you don't throw up and you have a good time. I don't know. Or sometimes you don't drink and you still have a good time. And you have a great time.
Starting point is 01:00:31 You have a great time. Yeah, exactly. So get out there, man. Y'all get out there. Start reading. Start, you know, doing something. Get into it. Get into it.
Starting point is 01:00:41 All right, folks, that concludes it all. See y'all. Later. 10% off. Remember, you can get a tub along with a free cup. So you can, you know, go ahead and try that out and see if that, uh, take us your fancy and whatnot, you know. So if you buy a lean tug, you get a little discount plus a real free cup as well for this, uh, Friday. So take advantage of that.
Starting point is 01:01:04 But that concludes it all, folks. And we'll be catching y'all later. Adiosia. Bye. Bye-bye.

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