The Group Chat - #139 - A Very Chill Minecraft Episode
Episode Date: December 19, 2025A sequel of sorts to our last Minecraft special video. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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Drunk.
Tanner.
Really?
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back to the group chat podcast.
Now, you guys,
yo, yo, yo.
What's going to bring back a little thing we've done before,
which is a Minecraft special episode.
Because today, thank you.
Because today, we recorded a Minecraft video.
And, you know, we've been on this little friend server for a hot minute.
And we just thought, why not hot?
Girl, like, just shot himself in head with a bone arrow.
Only the real ones.
But, uh,
Yeah, we've done this before.
And it's just going to be us sitting around a campfire doing this shit and talking about shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Guys, we're rolling off the end of the year, like, very soon.
It's almost Christmas, guys.
Yeah.
It's almost Christmas.
We're about a week away from the holiday.
Jolly Jolly's.
Christmas.
We'll be joined by loved ones
and friends and family.
Yeah.
And having fun and eating cocoa and drinking presents.
Yeah.
Having a tree.
Yeah.
Very exciting.
I'm actually.
Yeah.
I'm fucking.
All right.
Putting all on blast.
Who's done Christmas shopping or not?
Oh, shit.
I'm guilty.
I'm guilty.
I'm not lying.
I haven't done nothing.
Sorry everybody who's watching.
All my family members.
Hey, it's never too late, huh?
There's never too late.
You can always shop day of.
I don't know.
You know what I'm going to do that right now.
This is like the earliest time, like I've never been so early for Christmas shopping.
Oh, you, I feel prepared, but I also feel like still somehow late.
Yeah.
It's like, it always feels like I could do more, but.
You can't always do more.
I mean, don't forget it.
Yeah.
You can always do more.
Hey, you can always do more, huh?
Hey, come on now.
But, um, before we also continue, I'm going to.
give special thanks to GamerSups for supporting the podcast and supporting all of us.
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End of the year sale
It's big
We're right now in grunk's little, I don't know what you call it.
It's a glass dome in the air, very grunk-like.
Yeah.
And we're next to all these abstract shapes made of glass stone and copper blocks and just bone, I guess.
And just, you know, like, what's going on?
But it's a vibe.
Yeah, this is our, this is our breakaway.
This is our island where we, uh, is a chill vibe.
It's also really cool because it's like 10 p.m.
And we typically don't record podcasts this late.
No, we do not.
Because we're all uppity during the day.
And then as the sun sets at like 5.21 p.m. or some bullshit.
Yeah.
We start the one down.
So this is like a chiller, chiller time.
Chilmer time, which fits the theme of the chiller, you know, environment.
Speaking of which, our house is now chiller because we got lights.
We've actually decorated a tiny big.
Yeah.
And it hasn't happened yet, but we are going to be decorating a little bit more with Mr.
Wally!
Wally!
Weilley.
Doing a Willie dog tomorrow.
Well, technically
yesterday when you guys are hearing this,
but yeah, it's going to be fun.
We're going to decorate.
We're going to go chop down a real tree.
Yeah.
No way.
With the real axe.
Real danger.
On somebody else's property.
On somebody else's property.
It's going to be our neighbors.
No permission.
No.
I did that before.
Every man for themselves.
Every man for himself's tree.
Also, audio listeners at home.
Nick.
Yes.
Dude, we're around the campfire, man.
You can,
chill out man with the totem man you don't have to offhand yeah dude yeah i always
nah for the all you listeners at home never put your totem away bro guys i don't think the
prink's gonna work then you never know soft will you yeah i don't know about the
guys ah god it's been a crazy month preparing for a lot of things on my end only because um
we're we're in the process of doing a few things um one of them is you know a lot of the duties
that i had that i took over and whatnot are now being uh handed off to other folks right we've
been kind of working with some few other people um some folks come in and out right some folks
come in and out but um one of the strategies that i am going to be employing soon and this is only
because like it's just damn it's crazy but i'm making a base like basically it's it's a group
editing manual um and i'm creating like a pdf where it goes through all of the things about
how the hell these channels are going to be running um you know that now that it's going to
be handed off to other folks and whatnot.
So it's been like a few months,
uh,
or at least like about a year of like my experiences with editing and then also, um,
just questions that I've gone from editors and all that stuff.
It's going to be great.
I know it's a lot of technical shape,
whatever.
It's be on.
Whatever.
But I just want to let you know that that's been one of the things that I've been working on.
But coming with that is going to be my, uh,
re-dipping of my toes back into making, um,
a neat,
like some neat little videos.
under the Sir Laring Singh
name
brand. I don't even know
if I were banned guys. It's just my fucking stupid ass
my stupid Mexican self.
How do you feel like dropping
your baby off at daycare now?
That's how it feels.
What, dropping baby off?
It's kind of. It's kind of.
It's kind of, you know, you make your farewells
and then you have to move on.
My baby would be my brand, so I don't know.
I just feel like
yeah, guys, there's so many videos.
There's so many things we do.
First video I'm going to do, it's going to be an a cappella of Christmas music.
Pentatomics.
No, no, it's not.
No, it's actually going to be a 4K remaking of Nick's first video.
Oh shit.
I can't wait for that.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
Nick, I actually haven't asked permission yet, so I'll do it right now.
Nick, is that okay with you?
Wait, which first video are you talking about the McDonald's drive-through meme?
How to hack your gamma?
Oh, yeah, that one's off limits.
I'm sorry.
Oh, fuck.
So I can do the McDonald's one?
That's what it has to be the McDonald's one.
All right.
Um,
tomorrow.
Um,
tomorrow.
Who's actually, no.
No,
now I think about it.
It has to be canon.
So it can only be the flight one,
the Delta,
God.
That's not,
that's not canon.
I didn't do shit in that one,
dude.
Larry was in that one.
Yeah.
I,
but I didn't.
Larry had the,
he had a lead role in that.
Okay.
He carried.
Be honest with me.
It's a background role, son.
I was in school.
Dude, you got nominated
for the best supporting role
in the entire film.
That's true
and I was very appreciative of that.
Did you watch the
Best Supporting role?
Did you not do that?
You said what?
You didn't watch the Sundance?
You were like,
you were running through a bunch of rules.
No, I didn't make it.
I didn't make, like,
it was across the world, so.
Wait, Larry, can I really quickly?
Larry, can I tell your future really quick?
Yeah.
I just saw something.
Okay.
When you're 43, when you're 43 years old,
I think you're going to win a Golden Globe.
43 Golden Globe for fucking one.
What? You know what? I'm with that.
43? That's a Golden Globe
Age right there. How do you even know about being a basketball player? That's kind of weird.
Nobel Peace Prize. I will
try my best to do
an attempt at a Nobel speed run
at a young age.
Well, you said 43, so actually I don't know if it's going to be young age.
I think you could do that. No, that's young. That's like the new 30.
Okay, that's true.
43 is the new 30 because all of the streamers that were 30
are now turning 40.
What? Is XTC 40?
yeah almost he's like 36 no he's not no he's not he's like 31 oh no no he's just i'm trying
to expedite time oh sorry make everyone feel like whoa whoa are you for no it is gonna be a thing though
that uh as we get you know more progressive in the uh health and sciences and and we know about
our health and all that and i already said that we're gonna be expanding or we're gonna be pushing
our age limit all right i think the right out of the cap is like 130 or something like that
I think the oldest person was like
130 or 120.
I don't can't remember.
Can you imagine
every year?
No, no, no, no, no.
It doesn't lower every year.
It gets bigger every year, dude.
It always comes out that there's always a
no oldest person.
And that's truly?
I don't think it has anything to do with anything.
I can look it up right now for you guys.
There were a lot of old people
that were collecting Social Security
past 130 years old.
Yeah.
And they're just like dead, yeah.
130?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How can someone be 100 years older than me?
Whoa.
You're 30 years old?
More than 100.
You still got 100 years left in your boy.
Gene Kalman of France.
What are you going to do with all that time?
He's 122 years old.
I'm going to do this again.
122?
Yeah.
Oh, so there was no 130.
No, it was only hundred 22.
The joke was that people were dead and they were still collecting social security.
Oh.
Oh.
This guy was born in 1870.
1875.
1875.
Dude, that makes 150 years old we're talking about.
No, 122 years old and 164 days.
1875, 1997, he died.
Oh, he died.
Dude, he was alive before Redded a Reddinger Redemption 2 came out.
Dude, he was.
Or like, was a thing.
He was alive before, like, actual slice bread.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, that's so crazy.
He saw the plane and the air space ship.
He did.
I do wish to
to live that old
because I'm so curious
to see what the fuck
dude.
I do wish.
What happened in 1875?
What do you think
his reaction was to the iPhone?
He was probably like,
yeah,
I'm probably going to die
in like the next few weeks.
But then he lived for like a few more years.
So I don't know.
Was there ever someone who was like
120 who was like,
oh my God,
Steve, no.
Uh,
a new iPhone.
He's like,
120?
Yeah, like a really old
person that just is, yeah, has been around for a humongous chunk of history, but also witness
the iPhone. No, no, no, no, no, Y2K. Why 2K? A lot of people died. Why 2K? A lot of people, yeah,
they killed themselves. They thought the world was ending. Eish. Ish. Dark. A number on a screen
was going up on. Yeah. Because of 1999 to 2000. Yeah. They thought it was going to mess up, I think,
like every single clock and every single really important machine on planet. They thought the singularity
was already going to happen back then.
Yeah.
They were off.
Did they fucking know that the group show podcast is going to be created.
I don't know.
I was going to think over the fucking while in like the year fucking 20 poop or something.
There was a Twitter video.
There was a Twitter video of someone with a VHS cam.
He was recording a computer screen that was 1231, 1999, going to 2000.
It was dead quiet and he was just like, oh.
And that was it.
That was the whole like video.
Yeah, that kind of like summarizes the whole thing.
It's really just a big.
Oh, I think the same thing happened back when the Mayans thought the world was ending in 2012.
Oh, my God.
We're living in the, we're living in a simulation now.
Ever since 2012, something's fell off, man.
No.
What?
The wireless phone was invented in the 1775, how?
No, that's...
Summer of 2016.
You said 2016?
Summer of 2016 was the last best year ever.
No, it was not, dude.
Yeah, it was.
No, because, excuse me, sorry.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, these sentient.
Are you serious?
Because, because blonde by Frank Ocean didn't come out until August of that year.
Then after that, yeah.
So the year of 2016, everything was amazing.
Yes.
And before that was pretty awesome.
And then 2017 is when, like, you know, you got like a little pump coming out.
You got like, like, all it's SoundCloud rap, right?
You got little peep.
All the littles.
You got all the little.
Yeah, you got all that shit.
Cardi service.
No, Oosie.
Little Oosie, little Cardi,
low, everybody.
Everybody was coming out.
And by that point,
we were entering, like,
the whole, like,
SoundCloud,
of fast food shit.
I miss 2013.
I miss a green patty.
Ooh.
You guys know 2013?
I miss swiping up.
2013.
That was when I moved to Virginia
and I had no friends.
That's when I was playing Black Ops, too.
Oh, man.
Dude, I wasn't allowed to play M games.
2013 I think I was
For a while
Damn
Oh no
Yeah
Views at home
Pause right now
And type your Taco Bell order
Because I'm about to order
Some Taco Bell
And my Taco Bell
And my Taco Bell
When I was fat as fuck
It used to be
Three chicken
Crunchrab Suprems
Two chicken
Cases Diaz
6-3 of tacos with chicken
And
Yeah
And then Mountain Dew
You should break
That record tonight
I think it'd actually
explode. Like, like, worse than what's in my pants currently.
Well, okay, wait, tell the folks what you just came back from.
Oh, so yeah, I've been getting into a simulator racing from my last vlog that I posted.
I took Tanner and Larry and attempted to take Isaac, but unfortunately I'm horrible at planning
things. So, sorry about that, Isaac. You missed out on a great time.
No, it's absolutely fine. I wish I had the time, man. I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, that's okay. But, yeah, so I just came back. So every Wednesday, I go to a place called
a sim or race club excuse me race club is here in austin they have another location actually over in
boise idaho so what we do on every wednesday no but that's important it's important i say that
because we do leagues every wednesday and we race boisey idaho location oh so we're doing like
states reversing reverses a scene yeah so it's like it's like faster truck sim it's really sweet
Yeah, yeah. It's like 22 total people. I placed 11th today, which arguably isn't the worst,
considering I've only been racing for like, I don't know, a few weeks.
Few paddle shift. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm full, I'm all a full paddle shift, 100%.
Oh, wow. Oh, wait, can I make a for the record from that video?
Oh, here we go. Here we go. The fore the record. Can I attempt to think and know what you're about to say?
Yeah. Willie fucked up Tanner by turning his car onto manual mode.
mode and Tanner didn't know that
so was driving in third gear the entire race
no but that's also one thing
but I wasn't gonna mention that
I was not
I was not high in the making of that video
my eyes were so red after
that fan was blowing
cold air yeah they were red
they were bloodshot they were so red
I was staring at a screen for three
hours yeah they said I was so stoned
that is not true
well no you were stone but
you know we're not even talking about that
Dude, that sounds like a, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Hitting a blinker in the target bathroom and then doing a Willie Bluog! Yes. I'd be really awesome. Go hot box a waffle house and then order it. What if every, every vlog we do, it starts with a shot. It has to be a shot of Tito's and then we were fucking, oh, baby. You guys have fun. You have to re-up and keep drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always, always, always juice. Do I drive no matter what afterwards? Yeah, yeah, you have to join me too. You have to join me. No autonomous vehicles allowed.
Yeah, full manual.
All manual.
Yep, exactly.
Holy crap, Hoodvine.
All manual.
Everything.
All manual.
You look like an emperor.
The whole thing.
Gotcha.
Yeah, so that's where I just came from.
And we had a bit of,
okay, to be honest,
the reason why we're even recording this podcast so late
is because we went on a three-hour recording
trying to beat Minecraft
at a thousand tick.
It was so far.
Or a hundred times speed, excuse me.
Until it wasn't.
It was hard.
It really got under my skin.
I'll say that.
And let's just say we got lucky towards the end.
I'm not going to lie.
We did.
We actually pulled our shit together towards the end.
It was kind of nuts.
I couldn't believe it.
Unexpected from the Grapchat.
But y'all, we like, we made it pretty damn far.
I thought we were going to not make it even into like the caves.
Like I thought we were just not even to have iron or anything like that.
Yeah.
But the fact, the fact that we were able to like strategically bedbomb.
Yeah.
Everything we needed for that was, oh my God.
Y'all are in for a treat, bro.
It's nice.
It's a good time.
Wait, so did we properly fully announce?
I know we mentioned it, but so today, as you guys are watching this video, the new group
video is out of us doing the zoo.
Yes.
So after you're done watching this or whatever, maybe pause, come back, but we do go through
the zoo at San Diego, which is a little bit of old footage, but at the same time, it's funny
footage.
And that's, you know, it tells a story because after the first part in TwitchCon, then
we go to the zoo.
and then after that
we're going on the big road trip
which I have seen some of the footage
and obviously you know I lived it but from my memory
it was really freaking funny
and uh... communicate over video
it does it does
it conveys pretty well the amount of
stupid shenanigans you know it's a good video
when your editor is like
I had a really good time editing this video
did he said that yeah he said yeah that's freaking
awesome can I?
yeah chunky
chunky said that oh yeah
That's like the highest form of compliment.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing pleases Chunky very well, but we find...
No, he hates everything.
Oh, hey, hey, Chuck's a happy guy.
Come on, come on.
No, I'm teasing.
Yeah, he liked it a lot.
And I also got to lick at it.
And I thought it was really fucking funny, too.
How long is it?
So, yeah, that'll be coming out after the zoo video.
And that'll be a sweet little treat.
The video is an hour and a half, Isaiah.
Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah.
which is amazing.
Sorry.
Yeah,
coming from,
what was it,
like 13 or 14 hours?
The first,
the first draft code was four hours.
No,
no,
I'm talking about like total.
Oh,
yeah,
it was like 13 hours.
Yeah,
it was along those lines.
And there is,
there is,
not to go too far
in the future now,
but like there is another
road trip video.
That one's
a little bit longer.
that's way older than the old one's way older as well but but but but but to kind of kind of
balance that um past that point will be a sort of like you know breach into the breach into the new so
it'll be sweet we're really excited to drop four sick and then we're going to do another road trip
we're just going to be the road trip test we're just going to be road tripping on whatever else we were
doing road trips are my favorite thing to do in life and then when we're done with all the roads
we're going to start flying we're going to pilot get a license.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can we like, can we do train for, train?
Oh, sail across the world.
We need to go on a train.
We can do that, I think.
Absolutely.
Is this still connected up there and it's not?
Yeah.
There's an air track over here.
No, no, like all the way up there.
Like, can we go across the world?
But no.
No, no, there's no train that goes across.
That would be so cool.
Underwater.
We go to New York, bro.
Oh, no water.
Well, how about this?
Let's, let's start with the subway in New York.
Okay.
And then let's do the metro.
No.
And then let's do the.
train, and then let's do that we're going to build up.
We'll wrap it up.
We would get, like, murdered on a subway in New York.
The amount of crazy.
Oh, my God.
Dude, the rats alone, they're bigger than Bento, and Bento weighs eight pounds.
They're as big as Larry.
What?
Yeah, they are.
The rats, dude, I'm telling you, the rats in the subway of New York City are huge.
They're human.
It's actual Muster splinter down there.
Yeah.
I was thinking about that, how, like, they don't have any natural predators other than, like, machinery.
And humans.
And, like, angry crackheads.
I was going to say, how often did you boys, Isaac, Nick, did you guys go to New York?
I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't like super big on it just because I went a lot with my grandparents to go see like light shows.
But once Nick and I started going like really super often, yeah, that's like the most prominent, like New York era was one.
It was like once a month.
yeah we went to go get haircuts in chinatown and honestly that was a vibe bro nice so much fun
we used to get haircuts and we used to go to this place called 12 pill shout out andy
he he did this thing we're like dude for anyone that actually just like goes like young dudes right
or ladies right i know girls care a lot more about their hair than men for the most part um
because like guys like we just i don't know i can only speak from guys perspective but growing up i
always just either get like
fucking buzz cut
or like grow it out
and then a fade
all I'd say is a fade
and then let him do the rest
it's always insane with the comb over bro
and the jail at the top bro
grunk had my haircut growing up
until he turned 17 bro
I had that haircut all until I was like
I'm just 20 almost
speaking of which drunk when did you start
letting out your hair
that uh
you have a lot of hair
yeah that was uh
definitely like
the summer between my junior
and senior year of high school.
That's crazy.
When that happened.
Junior and senior.
That is when that happened.
Uh-huh.
Not to talk about,
not to beat a dead horse.
I feel like I've said like this phrase so often,
but in between one last leave you see and another,
you looked like you transformed and grew up in one year somehow.
It was the hair and the contact lenses, I think, is what did it.
Dude, 22 grunk when we first met him in Austin,
was like, that was insane.
That was crazy, bro.
That was like actually having a little brother on the trip.
Little brother's a 20-22.
That was our 2020 trip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, that was only three years ago.
What the fuck?
Wow, that's pretty weird.
Dude, time is so weird.
Time is weird.
It feels like it's been forever, but not long at all.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Welcome to the philosophical cast.
Well, anyway, to finish what I was saying about Andy and 12 Pell, they basically,
they were able to do a consultation.
Yeah.
So we paid money to basically get like all the information about our hair type.
I mean, we could like try and figure it out ourselves, but it's just better to like have a hairdresser or hairstalless.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
Tell you about that. Your hair type, right? Like your face shape. Like what complements it?
To add to that, every time I go to like a new hairdresser and I always try out like, you know, new folks and whatnot.
You always do a consultation. Sometimes they charge like a, you know, depends like a 10 buck, 15 buck fee.
Or sometimes it's free. You know, it like really depends.
but yeah, consultation is definitely, definitely important because, and it does depend on the place
you go to, but some places I've been to, they're like, they ask about your lifestyle, like,
what do you, are you always out?
Do you sweat a lot?
You know, like, what's your hair type?
Is it, you know, like all that, they ask all the things, or sometimes they don't ask that
much.
I mean, it depends, right, but like, definitely, definitely, definitely get a consultation so that they get a
gist and they know how to better sort of execute your desired haircut.
They'll also, dude, they'll, like, take all your hair, or they'll, like, silhouette your face with their hands and, like, tell what head shape you are.
They'll grab your cheeks.
That can completely flip whatever hairstyle they were going to go with and then turn into something else because head shape matters a lot with haircuts as well.
Yeah, let's say Big Tee wants cornrows, right?
And then they like, yeah.
And then they look at Tanner's face or their head.
He's like, yeah, it's like pulling his head back.
Well, maybe a skullet, not cornrows, maybe a skullet.
Dude,
I don't know
what it is
you guys know
what it is
What if
what if Big T's
Scala
Isaac White Cornrose
Yo
Oh that could be big
That would be actually sweet
That would be like a cartoon
All right
We got Willie Hawk
T Rows
I don't know
T Rows
How long
Realistically speaking
How long do corners
Take
It's not like
Seven hours
Hours
At least
Dude
I think
I think Willie does a vlog
getting Liberty Spikes.
Yes, dude.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, you should do that.
Email Willie Bags with a Liberty Spike.
That would be cool.
Yeah, I mean, let's do that.
Yeah, let's do it.
Come on.
Leave a one in the comments if you want to do it.
Dude, I'll never forget when I came up, I was coming up with vlog ideas, and I wanted
the bar to, like, start low and then slowly, like, trickle up.
And, like, I was like, dude, we should, like, go to sneak, like, uh, skis.
Like, uh, Skechers, Larry.
We should go to Skechers and have some fun.
Yeah, let's go to the mall.
And Isaac, what, dude, Isaac, I got to say it now.
You pass so much judgment on my vlogs.
I don't understand.
Like, I was like, dude, let's go to Skechers.
And you're like, dude, are you fucking serious?
Who the fuck wants to watch Skechers vlog?
I was like, all right, all right.
I get it.
No one wants to do you.
Did you, is that a real?
You had a hater right next door.
Yeah, dude, you fucking always.
You wanted to go to the Skechers store for a Willie vlog?
Yeah, dude.
And we did it.
We did it.
It was a really fun video.
What do they have at Skechers?
I bought Isaac's that he never wore.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because he's the thing, Isaac.
He's the thing.
At the Skechers, it was a mall.
So we did more things like we made a hat, we made a Gucci hat.
We also made, um, we took pictures with the Easter Bunny.
Oh, we did take pictures with Easter Bunny.
That's where that came from.
Yeah.
That's where that came from, dude.
Yeah.
So it's like you start with something, but then you let the journey.
You let the journey take you places.
Yep.
you know like me and Nick would see a bench outside of the mall and we'll be like let's go over there
let's go sit down like see what's up maybe there's a spike maybe there's a secret bud maybe there's
some crack we could smoke it like who knows like it's like it's like larry is that was that same
vlog it was the same vlog yeah and i'm like I'm like like uh hunched over no no no no no no it's not it's not
that was lego that was lego yeah was this around the time you guys were doing we went to lego we went to
Apple. We went to Skatcher.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah. All right, yeah.
I might have said that. Yeah, it makes
sense of my head. Why do you have hitter juice in you?
Because I think it was the
the we went to store. We went to this store.
We went to that store thing. I was like, whoa, wait,
what? Well, where are y'all going?
Well, it was a little different. I mean,
the, the Willie vlogs, the
Willie vlogs definitely.
If you ask me right now, I'd go.
What?
I want to go.
What? I want to go with you. I want to go with me.
Where? You want to go where?
We went somewhere
Why are you whispering?
It's a podcast
Okay
Yeah, speak up, boy
Some people are driving right now
You didn't hear the car engine
You and me
You and me go somewhere
All right, yeah
Willie vlog
We went somewhere
And it's Isaac's face
And we went to Virginia
And we drove
Oh my God
We got to go to Virginia
Dude oh my god
Grunk
Grunk
Yeah
The biggest clickbait of all time
And it can happen
We moved
We helped grunk move in
And it's so bad
Okay, if we do something like that
Oh my god, can we help Grunk move into a new house
Okay, if we do that we have to
We have to
Drunk with Grunk
Yeah, I don't know what I'm moving
But yeah, that'd be good
Would that be actually?
Well, can you just buy it?
Can you just buy the new couch?
We're supposed to do that in San Diego bro
Yeah
Dude, you saw what we had to do with our last couch, bro
It was a disaster
Dude, getting drunk with Grung
We had to lift it with a rope over the balcony
yeah it was insane i'll never forget that day
that was the most intense
like manpower i've ever had to enter
i mean it works right
like the guy picking up the couch is actual
superhuman like it was just him
like just alone picking it up from the bottom
it was insane i couldn't believe it
oh man that's a lot better than ours ours is just like
getting you haul trucks movie shit in and uh actually
no the last time we did that we moved
I actually enjoyed it because I had my parents help out, um, and come in.
It's always sweet.
That's always sweet.
That's always sweet.
If you actually let Nick vlog you guys moving and if he called it, grunk moved in.
I don't even know how.
Oh my God.
That would be the funniest bait ever.
The only people in this damn podcast.
I know.
Only y'all would know.
Only y'all would know.
Keep it down.
Keep it a secret.
Yeah, keep it a secret.
Don't tell nobody.
Would you,
would you, uh, let that be a thing, Nick?
He said B.R.B.
He said, but I guess, yeah.
Rats. Okay.
Yeah, well, yeah, Larry. Yeah, of course.
Whoa, it's raining.
What did you guys say about me?
I said, would you let that be a thing?
We, uh, moved drunken.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, no, no, sorry, sorry, grunk moved.
Did you hear the concept?
Oh, no.
What was the concept?
The concept was you actually do help grunk move and you name the fucking vlog.
Grunk moved in.
That was like Nick's original idea that he already said, I think.
Yeah.
My idea was we helped grunk move in, but it could have just been grunk moving somewhere.
Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah, I'm glad I'm some page.
Sorry, I went completely over there.
Yeah, I think, I think it's doable.
I mean, honestly, at this point, I'll do anything for a vlog, dude.
Really?
I'll, I'll vlog, take a fat crap.
Can you find an anti-gravity chamber?
You don't want to record me taking a fat crap.
Tell me to do an anti-gravity chain.
Can you do the G test?
Oh, my God.
Do it.
The 10 G test.
That was so funny.
The fucking...
Dude, the fucking...
If you guys have it...
Okay, if you're listening
and like, you're still paying attention.
Wake up, first of all.
Second of all,
you should watch the G-Force videos
where it's like these training pilots
and they're being put to this machine
that spins you really, really, really, really fast.
And they have to like do a breathing techniques
and their faces get really melded.
Like you see like the wrinkles just roll to the sides of their face.
And they get super squished and red
And then they're just got to...
The funniest part of those,
the funniest part of that is that the only
rule for passing the test is don't pass out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just hold on.
Don't pass out.
I just thought of the best video idea we could do.
Shoot.
What?
All right.
So we bury Larry alive and we buried Larry.
We buried Larry.
We buried Larry alive.
We buried Larry alive.
We buried Larry alive.
So we buried...
Drunk with Grunk.
Barry Larry.
Drank with Grumk.
We bury Larry alive and Mary Harry.
And we, uh, uh,
Wait, what runs with Isaac?
Nothing.
Actually, nothing.
They've tried.
Ball sack.
Even that's like a stretch.
That's a funny one.
We blick, Nick.
Yo.
What the hell?
No, don't blick me.
Don't blick me.
I have a cruncher.
I'll give you a bite.
Oh, bro.
Why don't you get the grilled cheese?
Grilled cheese
burrito.
That's shit fire.
T.S. Fire.
What else does you get?
Good cheese burrito.
So.
One of the things that Jay Shlatch showed me a long time ago,
and I can't stop ordering it to this day if I ever get Panera.
It's just a regular grilled cheese with the tomato soup,
and I dip the grilled cheese in the tomato soup.
And it's so good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what you did.
I didn't know that was the thing until Shlatt showed me.
No, God damn way.
Dude, welcome to life.
You're going to experience.
It is the best thing.
You want to tell you about fries and ketchup, too?
I was 265 pounds at 5 foot 10.
I would be fucking 280.
If all I had was grilled cheese and tomato soup, dude,
it's so good
you guys ever had raw hot dog
um yeah
yeah actually
I'm gonna bump his POV
he's gonna go mad
I was really hungry one time
I had raw hot dog
in a tortilla with like out the package
or
um
it was yeah
I was like it was like
it was a little wet
it was a little wet little soggy
it's not bad for you
you just
I don't the worst
mate
not the worst
sometimes for me
some night
let me let me tell you
a guillery night
a good larry night
uh back in the day
consisted of some rainbow six siege or some battlefield one um this is when i was like entering
high school i believe so by this point i was entering high school no actually not this is middle
school um it was actually not those games it was more so probably like battlefield four you know
and no it's actually no it it is real and it it is real and it would be like late at night
and like there would be no food so i'll just go to the fridge and i'll see hot dogs and i'll just like
take it out of the package and eat one
Yeah, so I guess you can't eat hot dogs raw.
I knew it.
You can't?
Maybe, even though they're pre-cooked,
are you sure?
You can't.
I've done it before.
I've done it so many.
I've finished packets.
What?
Raw, hot dogs.
I heard this story because Larry actually had a problem with it, he said.
I've only had one.
That freaks me out.
Like cold ones?
Yeah.
Wait, how, walk me through a hot dog Larry moment.
A hot dog Larry moment.
Yeah.
all have you mean so me my underwear I'm in the living room with my PlayStation
I have a blanket wrapped around me I'm looking up because my team was up on the wall
y'all remember that I'm like way up on the wall yeah so I open the wall I would usually
so normally I'll get like a like a bed cover not a cover fuck like like a duvet or
whatever it's called duvet duvade and you I would lay it on top of the carpet and
then I'll get another blanket like a spider man it was a spider man where he's like
hanging on the wall and it's like reflection and it's like the red spider man and then like the
venom spider man so i had that blanket it was very soft and then uh playstation either gta 5
battlefield something you know maybe black ops 2 i don't know and then um you know i get hungry
i'm like hold on guys put down my mic go to the fridge open it see a hot dog packet now the
problem was that when you open the packet and you let it kind of like the packets like still
open sometimes the hot dogs
towards like at the edges get like red
like really red and then they also get
hard so it's like ah
but sometimes the rest of it's fine
so you kind of cut that part off and then you're cutting
the mold off the bread and eat the sandwich
I've done that though
cutting the hard part off the raw hot dog
you need the raw hot dog yeah pretty much
so I was playing on the Minecraft server
and um yeah bubble your throat
yeah hold on I was playing on a Minecraft server
thank you yeah and it was like
a creator server with like a whole bunch of Minecraft
YouTubers. Yeah. And
Dr. Donut was there or whatever.
Dude, Dr. Donut. Yeah.
I was playing. I was building a candy cane with him.
And there's
a YouTuber named Fanced and AJ
the Bold. Yeah.
We have friends with Bablu and whatever.
And so, yeah, Fanced made the skin that I'm
wearing currently. It started
as like a little piece of ground
on my butt and then
it kept on going. So we can see the fully
erect 3D nipples that this guy.
He had to make sure that the nipples were both on the skin and on another pixel.
Audio listeners, the nipples are protruding from his chest.
He's going to a lot of side.
It's fine.
I mean, it's only human.
No, it's a good thing.
Mm-hmm.
You're only human.
It's very humble.
It is.
It's very humble.
Yeah.
So shout out to them for making that.
Nice.
And we got, we got slightly in trouble because we, bless you, bless you.
was building homage to the Twin Towers, so I just built
two towers, but we got yelled at.
Oh, you can't do that. Well, actually, we didn't get yelled at.
No one knew it was us. Oh.
So, reveal. Revealed.
Well, there it is. If they catch one of this.
One billion views on YouTube shorts. Nobody's going to see it coming.
Willing built the Twin Towers. Wow.
He admits it on a podcast.
So can you tell me what you ordered again? You said he ordered.
I ordered chicken crunched chef supreme.
That's it?
Two.
Is that it?
For the most part.
For the most part, what's that mean?
Dude, yeah, that's really about it.
I mean, what else?
I got one more thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jesus Christ, good Lord, help!
So, basically, long story, short, I got fries.
Fries?
I got the fries.
You got the nach fries?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What happened to?
I had this last night, actually, though.
I told them to get those.
I won't go there.
Who has them last night?
Grunk said?
Yep.
What do you think of them?
They're good.
I like them.
For the audio listeners at home, I asked, what did you think of this?
And I said they're good.
But, yeah.
So I really want to try and understand why Larry, of all people, which not really of all people, but, Larry, you do not like condiments at all, like, period, like point blank.
You know, like sour cream.
No.
You don't like salsa?
Tell me something I don't know.
I like salsa.
Oh.
He likes mariner sauce.
Yeah,
mariner sauce is cool with my mariner sauce.
He doesn't like mozzarella.
He doesn't like mayonnaise.
He doesn't like anything that has mayonnaise as a base for a sauce.
Oh my God.
Manez.
He doesn't like.
But he likes something with mayonnaise.
I don't know.
I feel like it.
If you hide it really well,
maybe like it'll trick me.
And then I can dilute myself to be like,
no,
I was tripping this whole.
All these years of my life.
Larry, one of these days.
One of these days.
Baker's at home.
Hey,
all bakers at home.
You're about to agree with me.
One of these days,
Larry,
I am going to make a cake.
And I'm going to...
I'm not going to eat your cakes then.
I'm going to replace the eggs in it
with mayonnaise.
Dude.
I promise you.
You won't know.
You won't know.
If anything,
it'll taste better because of the moist.
It'll be more moist.
What if I eat it and I like...
Fuck, dude.
You won't.
You won't, you won't taste.
It won't have enough.
do that?
Huh?
Only your case?
I'll have two.
No, it'll be someone
in her house too.
Can I talk about something in real life?
Fuck.
Yeah, what?
I'm scared we're going to
invade Venezuela.
Invade Venezuela.
Is that something that's happening?
I didn't look into it,
but I saw a headline, only headline.
That is current event.
Dude.
Okay, what's the plan?
What are we going to do?
Well, first of all,
what's, is this our decision?
Well, hold on, hold on.
Kind of, did you read more into it?
Because I haven't, so I really can't, like, explain what's going on here.
I was going on, but I did see.
There's the first time hearing of this.
CLDR, Will it.
There is some militia training happening at the moment, and there is, uh, what is it, like
a ground attack in a way, I guess, or they could possibly a ground attack or war.
I don't know.
So what's the term that dudes use when they're, it's prepping?
Uh, hype?
Yeah, they're prepping.
Boot camp.
Training.
Oh.
I was talking about, like, gay dudes.
Uh, prepping?
Get ready?
Prepping?
We're just using the term prepping.
Okay.
I just thought that people do it.
They like prep.
No matter.
Anyway, moving on.
So,
they're prepping.
I think Venezuela is prepping.
And today,
the president made some sort of announcement
that he was going to do some sort of speech.
Did not mention it at all.
But I'm just scared, man.
I don't want to watch Tanner go to war.
Oh, so this is like a hypothetical?
Why am I going to war?
dude no look you're looking at me all sideways and weird
because you're at least but like I'm telling you
the fuck I'm telling you dude
it's a very possible
it's not even trending on X dude
it's it's real on X it's not current event bro
Larry Larry come on back me up I read it
no I like I said I read the headline
so I saw a general
gist
and general gist
a general a general a general
is invading Venezuela
no no no no no no no
Trump orders total and complete blockade of sanctioned oil tankers.
But, yeah, essentially, they were like all getting together.
I don't, like I said, I don't know if it's like fucking war or what or if it's something I want to look into though.
But yeah, it could happen.
We could get drafted.
I actually, well, I probably shouldn't say that out a lot, but, you know, me at the front lines.
Is that really, come on.
Is that the best we got?
Come on, go on.
Wait, I actually can't get drafted.
That's a real.
You still could get drafted.
No, but like, I have asthma.
You know what?
If you have ADHD, you literally can't.
Yeah, that's true.
What do you mean you have asthma?
I have asthma and allergies.
I can't go to war.
They don't want me.
I'm weak.
What do you mean asthma?
I run like an 18-minute mile.
I run a 40-minute mile.
What?
Yeah, I had asthma when I ran an 18-minute 5K.
What was you have fucking asthma?
Do you have an inhaler?
No.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I just learned something new.
about my friend of six years.
What? What?
Yeah,
you're a bad Argeys. No, I'm not.
This has diagnosed asthma?
Where's the camera?
Where is that?
For real?
100%. Swear, you have asthma like
you will need an inhaler?
Yeah.
Okay.
Isaac had snapped to me.
Dude, my dad has asthma. That's like
a fucking life-changing thing that really
sucks, like horribly.
I know, dude. I'm just trying not to get drafted, man.
you just blew my whole cover.
Oh, bad, man, Willie.
Bad for us.
You dragged me down with you.
I would have believed him if you didn't look a little weird at me.
I get it now.
I hopped on that bandwagon.
I was good to you.
No, no, no.
Tanner, you're good.
Like, you and I, we're going to be wrestling each other, and then we both break our legs.
Yeah, we're going to be wrestling each other.
I can tell you right now, like, if you have any medication, they even allude to the fact that you may have ADHD and or something else like anxiety or depression, I don't think you're, you're going to.
getting drafted, brother.
Dude, even if I got drafted, I would just be like, hey, can I just be the media team?
Can I just make propaganda?
Can I just like help you guys?
Let me make Instagram posts.
Can I open the, can I run the TikTok shop ads, please, for, for you guys?
Can I just go to the colleges and draft people?
I'll just play football for the Army.
This is a half off block 19.
Hi.
Yeah, wait.
Can I please just go to the high schools and like make them do pull-ups or push-ups or
whatever and give them a lanyard and then try and hit them to sign up at 17?
When they do a dead man hang for longer than a minute, so I give them.
a U.S. Army panful and a lanyard.
This is our target and this
is our platoon. We're going to
go through this path and we're
going to see if we can make it under
10 minutes. Right.
Don't walk to the Venezuela front lines.
Me and my girlies got bored
so we went to Venezuela together under the
commission of the U.S. Army.
That's that. That's like a whole...
I am the area of the... See, we're talking about
a watch very soon. It could very well just
happen that like, holy shit, we're all getting like
people are just getting drafted now.
Yeah, who's laughing now?
I mean, hey, I mean
Yeah, wait, what if all of us, like, one-by-one start disappearing
Because we're, like, so, so good at arm.
Dude, if Tanner got drafted, we would never hear from him ever again.
Dude, if I get drafted, you all get drafted.
What the hell is it just me?
No, I'm pretty sure the draft happens where they pick based on birthday.
Wait, I don't, we're 26.
I don't think we actually get drafted.
We can get drafted.
Yeah, you're too old now.
No, no, no.
No, don't you watch for saving Private Ryan?
Dude, he was like, it was like 35.
Those guys weren't in Normandy.
They were like 18 dogs.
They were just throwing shit out the wall.
But the guy, the guy that had to go and help find
Private Ryan.
And saved him.
Yeah, dude.
The draft age was a teacher at school.
Dude, being enough privates, I got a pee.
One look up, one Google search.
The age limit for registration for the draft is 18 to 25.
We've been seeing.
Saving eyes and we succeed.
What?
Yeah, Brooke.
See you later, buddy.
me a Willie vlog saving Isaac's privates
It's called shaving
shaving Isaac's privates
And it's like guys
We're making a joke to
Saveing Private Ryan
Come on
Why do we get struck down
Yeah
Shaving Isaacs
Shaving Isaacs
Shaving Isaacs
Shaving Isaacs
Oh goodness me
But what were the video
Like okay
We got the title down
A close up of Isaac
privates and we shave them.
Those videos exist on YouTube, don't they, for
like education? Yeah.
It's like bleaching, which is really...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Just chill out for a bit, huh?
Dude, I learned that people get surgeries
to get their butt holes sold and shut.
Yeah, parents watch this.
What?
Come on.
People get their but holes sewn shut.
Why?
You die within like seven hours if you did before.
Nope, they have an ostomy bag.
Oh, yeah.
They have no longer needed.
their
butt holes
I did forget about that
hello
there are some
there are some things that like
I don't know what
when it comes to like medical
sorry
I grab my mouse too hard
when it when it comes to like medical things
like okay when I was well
I remember when I first
so my old best friend Aldo
shout out Aldo
shout out Aldo
he was
him and there was his other kid named
Umberto
and uh
No, I was a...
Okay, we'll get to the end of the time.
That's another story.
But Aldo, one time, invited me to his house
and his older sisters were really into horror movies.
And so they played Saw.
And, you know, I mean, Aldo were like,
oh shit, brothers are you crazy.
So we were both...
I think we were like in third grade or fourth grade.
I don't remember.
It was...
We were youngans, right?
We're Jits, if you will.
And so...
Yeah, if you will.
That was like the first time I actually felt like
oh like it's one of those things where uh and that's also when i found out that when i get really
really uncomfortable like like when it comes to like uh medical you know not like that like you know
slasher like terrifier shit right because you like that stuff in my brain it registers as like movie
whatever but when it comes to like some shit it's like i start to laugh y'all and i start to laugh
and I start to like try to hold it back
but it only makes it worse
so it's like you're a
what's it called not a defense mechanism
it's oh no it's like I guess cope
I don't know do yeah yeah
I do the same thing
it might be why Nick laughs when someone pukes too
no that is a lot yeah I think he just
thinks it's funny I'm like your biggest
thing I don't get it
if any of you guys fucking bomb around me
I'll be I'll be a good help to you
but I'm gonna be giggling so hard
I'm like why
well honestly I don't know
You know what?
I would take that over because then it's like
I throw up and I look at you laughing and then I laugh
and then it's like, okay, we're good.
Dude, you just thought of what if you just vomited?
That's our moment of weakness.
You would get a kick out of it.
Oh, dude.
Especially,
Tanner,
we were talking about like you throw it up with your mouth
with your hand over your mouth.
Oh,
I'm like,
when the peop was like squeezing through your fingers
and like,
ew,
ew, ew, ew, ew.
That's great.
It's like,
not just,
Not just leaking, spray.
Yeah, you just make the whole situation worse.
It's like streaks.
It's like, the rap battle.
No, that's exactly.
That is exactly what I brought up.
The guy was rapping and then he looks up.
He tried to deflect upwards.
Why would you deflect upwards?
And it just came back down to his face.
It has to be the top ten words.
But then he continued.
He continued to wrap.
He actually finished it off.
Yeah, that's, wait, was this Eminem?
Yes
This is eight mile
Dude
The worst
The worst I've ever
Puked is when I ate KFC
And I sat outside the sun
For like an hour
Can I tell you?
And I puked eight times
Walking to the toilet
And I left a trail
Oh no
Okay
One of my worst
Like actual throws
This is a disgusting topic
It was
I was camping
I was camping with my brother
And my dad
And we came to a gas
right and it was like it was like hot out okay and I had like a hoodie on I had I had
an old like it was my brother's like college hoodie so we go to a gas station I get
gummy bears um Hasbro gummy bears and I get a kick cat oh and a snickers so it's like
chocolate and gummy bears okay and so the drive to the place is like four hours and so I
start eating I think I eat first the gummy bears so I eat the whole bag of gummy bears
and I'm watching YouTube on my phone with headphones and then
I start eating the kick cap and then when I get to the Hershey's so the car the car was like
an old Chevy and I was in the backseat and like you know how like it's a thing with
Mexicans you know we all try to cram everybody into the one car right we try to make it work so
it's like we're kind of creamed in I'm eating all these like sweets and like it's it's really
hot I'm a hood on so I start to like sweat and I start swallowing a lot and I'm like trying to
push it down you know I'm trying to tell my
I'm like, don't even think about it.
Yeah, if I think about it, it's going to get way worse.
Yeah, if I think about it, I know I'm going to throw up.
So I'm watching, I think it was like Allie at the time.
I think I was watching some like Black Ombes, zombies, Allie, I don't know, something.
But I start to like defocus and I'm looking at the edge of my phone.
And like, I'm, like, noticing just, I'm looking, like, I can tell I'm panicking by the fact that I'm looking at details and I'm swallowing really hard and I'm continuously swallowing.
Like, I'm looking at all the, looking at all the crumbs of food on the ground in the backseat.
And I'm looking at like.
And then I.
And then I'm looking at, like, the lining, the lining of, like the seat, like the, like the sewing, like the stitching.
I'm looking at the line.
Like, the fine details of things around.
And like, like, it's getting very narrow.
Like, I'm forgetting that, like, there's a road around me.
Like, I'm just getting really.
And y'all know I get motion sick.
Like, y'all know if I'm on my phone or whatever.
I get motion sick.
So, like, it was just the combination of sweet.
And I'm like, at this point, I don't even want to say the word, but I'm trying to tell them, like, I yank it.
Yeah.
I used the last thing you see.
It's just so bad.
Yeah.
And so.
I think I step one foot
out and then I kind of
I kind of like jump forward
and it's like a fucking
like a hose
but I will say like okay
the taste was horrible and it kind of burnt my mouth
but that release was like
oh my god
your brain releases copious amounts of dopamine
and I'm like sweating
and I'm like oh my God
that was horrific and I'm just like
you know what if I'm already at this point
let me just let out of the rest and I try
like force everything out and then I'm like okay
and it was just like all right we're going to stop
at the gas here we're going to get a bunch of water we're going to fill you
with a lot of water because that was just so much and
oh it was just goodness me but
it's like all those details
dude just like you're noticing like
you're noticing like your fingerprint
like the little lines on your finger
you like memorize your fingerprint
you're looking at details
we're counting each individual ridge
yeah it's like oh my god
what a horrific experience
but yeah a memorable one though
there is this is so weird
because like I don't know how I didn't throw up
but like I had drank some drink one night
and I think I've told this story maybe
but I literally like was laying in bed
trying to fall asleep and I felt it
I felt the I was starting to get hot and sweaty
and I was doing the swallows
and I was like oh shit
just keep swallowing do your breathing
you're going to be fine and then I was like
it's always like
okay I guess I'll walk to the toilet
you know and that's what it gets
it'll hurt yeah
it's probably for the best
you're safe in your room it's okay
yeah
but then I got to the toilet
and my mouth just started salivating
like so
insanely yes and it was just dripping
from my mouth and then it just went away
like it I didn't throw up I got teased
bro it's like when you're about a sneeze
it goes away it's like a fine reminder
I get really dramatic
when I'm like about
to throw up I like
rip my shirt off
I lay on the bathroom floor
I'm like
I'm just trying to cool down
because I'm sweating so much
I'm like
oh
oh
I hit that
I like give up
I'm like I'm done
bro I had
oh my god
I like didn't eat
much dinner at all
one night and I had two
beat boxes
and then I went outside
and I hit someone's cigarette
and I went and I was like
that was it for me
I had never I threw up probably like
11 times in this stranger's house
and like Bobby had to like
he almost carried me home
I was so weak
that was the weakest I've ever been in my life
it was terrible
it is so terrible
but it's funny
it was also pretty funny
but you know what
that's just our body protecting us
yeah we're trying to get all the
all the shit bro
whenever like it's just vomiting
acid and alcohol taste
Yeah, it's bad.
Especially, like, I've had it before with Cheetos.
Like, and I know, like, I tasted.
Or, like, when you eat, like, an culmination of food and then you, you, like, slowly,
it's like, it's like, it's like slowly retelling a gross story of all the food that you ate
and you remember, like, wow.
And you get to stare at it in the toilet.
It was like, regretful.
That was a horrific rendition of a lovely meal that I ate earlier.
It's the remix and I love it.
And I don't, yeah, I hate this mix.
Larry, I threw up a whole bag of talk.
he's one night.
And it was like, yeah, I don't want to go into detail, but it was like a red mush and
the same shape.
Yeah.
Did that burn?
Like, I was going to say, do you guys throw up from like, what will make you throw up?
Because for me, I only throw up, I forget, like, food poisoning.
Right.
Like, I've never really sickness.
You can't control.
Alcohol.
Yeah.
I have a really bad gag reflex.
So, like, pretty much anything can make me throw up.
Yeah.
If the food's really that bad, it can get me pretty gnarly, especially the smell.
Oh, my gosh, sense.
Yeah, I was going to say sense.
Cents get me pretty bad.
Like, my mom was scooping mayonnaise out of a jar, and that just made me throw up.
It was just that.
No, I remember there was an animal that dad in our lawn by the trash can, so it was just, it was already a bad area, right?
That trash smell, bro.
And it's just like a corpse.
And the problem was that it was.
it was hidden behind
some like shrub shit
so we're like
we have the fence
and then you have the trash fence
and you have a shrub
and it was behind there
and like we thought that
we were like damn dude
what are we throwing away
that smells like crap
like there's some shit
someone's buying in this household
and like eating
and it's like my parents
when I was living my parents
and it's like
some shit that we were just like
it just smells like crap
and me and my mom thought it was my dad
like buying some like
no
yeah yeah we thought it was my dad
buying some shit
like that was just like dude
what is he fucking eating like how could something smell so good it got so sad it was like sour
it was a sour smell i remember and uh oh god it was gross it was just like the walking up too
and it's like yeah this is it's something bad and then we like you you know it's not coming
from the trash bins you open it up and somehow the trash bin smelled way like less worse
whatever the fuck the scent is and then you look behind it's a fucking dead animal you're like
oh my god you see the size is like really cool
and it's like, oh, dude.
Have you guys seen that TikTok of somebody giving a monkey a century egg?
And it starts gag.
He's like,
I can find that media and put it on the screen right now.
Dude, this has me thinking about, like, how fucked up you got to be to make them jelly bean flavors.
Oh, yeah.
Like decomposing corpse.
Yeah
Garbage from the belly of a whale
Barf bandage bro
Bar-en-gulled feces
Why would they ever do bandage
Like dirty bandage?
The fuck that even tastes like
I saw a video of this guy
He always eats like the worst food
Imagine when he finishes it
It's at a point where he's such gross shit
People are like dude
Please at this point just don't finish
He was eating pig brain
Ew
I think that's wrong
Yeah in a can
Oh no
In a can
It was like in a can that he opened
up being dumped it out. I thought that we're not able to eat. I thought you're not supposed
to eat other animal like brains at all. I thought like I thought you'd get like deathly sick or
die from that shit. I mean it could do I think it's a cultural thing. Monkey brain is real. I know
that's a dish out there. Like I know. I know yeah. No that is real. Monkey brain is real.
But like I know. Headline debuts. I'm sure there's a deeper meaning. I don't think they think
like that. Chud brain's real. Chud brain is real. J. Chud brain is real. Chud brain drops
soup.
I'm gonna get.
Wait, you're saying it came in a can
though, so that means it was being sold.
Like, uh, it was like a thing.
You probably, probably have to cook it or anything.
Yeah, I can try and find the video, but it's really gross.
And the way that he choose it, it's like,
I remember, we were like,
oh, we were watching this one guy who was like, um,
he would down a bunch of alcohol and he would always be like in a hotel or like a motel.
And it was like this older dude.
Oh, he would cook food in there.
Yeah, he would.
He would cook.
He would cook.
He would cook food in the, I don't know.
But he would make like, um, like beef Wellington.
I saw him make with a hot iron.
Yeah.
Tannen and a whole bunch of shit and not.
Who's the guy that's like, he always wears a hat.
It's like something nice.
Is a shoe nice?
Shoe nice.
Oh, dude.
That guy is a shoe nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nasty.
That guy is something else.
Nasty.
Shout out of shoe nice, bro.
No.
No.
Don't do not shout him.
Don't do not.
Is he, wait, is he not the guy who makes shit in the hotel?
yeah but no no
not in the hotel hotel bathroom no
no no yeah he does shit in the motel
oh I can't do I don't watch you guys
has he ever done that
because I might be thinking of a different guy
I don't know but I know he just downs a bunch of drinks
and then he like eats the worst shit ever
yeah he eats like deodorant and drinks like a whole
handle of vodka the same time yeah
yeah yeah yeah the finishing thought
of the day
is love your family over the holidays
love him love him
time with your family, love them.
Absolutely.
Get off the damn phone once in a while.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That damn phone of yours.
Yeah.
Turn it off the phone.
Turn the way they're outside.
See what's going on with folks.
Look at the gifts you can possibly buy.
Go out.
Yeah.
Draw something.
Draw something.
Write something.
Exactly.
Oh, read something especially.
Be something.
Learn something.
Explore something.
All right.
Be something.
I know it's kind of jarring.
Going from a whole host of discussing topics to now talking about
feed something.
But hey, you know what?
We're talking about experiences here that we went through.
And the only way we got there is through doing something.
Not to say if you want something similar.
But, you know, hey, hey, you don't know.
Sometimes maybe you drink and you don't throw up and you have a good time.
I don't know.
Or sometimes you don't drink and you still have a good time.
And you have a great time.
You have a great time.
Yeah, exactly.
So get out there, man.
Y'all get out there.
Start reading.
Start, you know, doing something.
Get into it.
Get into it.
All right, folks, that concludes it all.
See y'all.
Later.
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But that concludes it all, folks.
And we'll be catching y'all later.
Adiosia.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
