The Group Chat - #14 - EVERYONE IS BACK!

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

The Group returns from their trip to Texas, but unfortunately a couple of them got a little sick and couldn't make the podcast today. Hope they get well soon!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to episode 15 of the group chat podcast. Today, I would like to start our time together with a hypothetical. And I would ask everyone down the line, who is your favorite Nelk member and why? Oh, I love Steve. We'll do it. No, actually, Steve will do it is an actual real thing I like. You got more. Can't blur that.

Blur that. Blur that, Cam. Blur that, Cam. Blur that out of you. Blur that, Cam. Blur that out of you. Dude. Oh, right, those are just fish oils.

Those are milk DMT pills. Those are milked oil. Those are milkish oils. That's melatonin. What was that? Real talk. Real talk, what episode is it? 14?

I think it's 13. It would be 15 if you didn't do the flipping 14.2 or whatever, 11.2. You're so mad. So it's 13. This is, well, 11.2 happened. Then 12 happened live. Then 13 happens. So it's 14.

Because you don't happen to episode 14? of the group chat podcast. Larry's Fishhider. Larry's Inefficient. How's your camera skinny enough for that? That's crazy. This episode, along with all the other ones, is sponsored by GamerSubs. Thank you, GamerSups, for being so hot. Guys, do we have any new flavors?

I don't think so. I haven't watched this for like a week and there's no more. Give a super strawberry lemonade. Why would you? This is like a 90s commercial. Shrek is running this. I'm expecting someone to like kick flip over like

So why did you just go Scottish It's radical He started like Frankie I've won't fix He's actually Radical Let's eliminate Radical

I will say That Peach T's my favorite Definitely like that Guacamole It hasn't changed Every You guys have to It's between

Guacamole GamerFort and Peach T So what's yours I like Guacamole Gamer Fort Everybody loves Peach T the best Everybody knows it

Peach T is good Fun fact You got a big nice, berry, fruity, awesome, cool concoction

if you mix peach tea and strawberry lemonade. Yeah, I would actually have the best flavor.

You get like a really really good. Wait a second. You get Pride Month Arnold Palmer. Isaac.

What if you do, what if you do the pink lemonade with the pink Whitney? Oh,

dude. That's too much pink. That's way too much pink. It's the same flavor. I feel like

I might I'd get lemonadeed out to the point where it'd be like eating a

lemon with the skin on. he peeking out his eyes turning pink and purple moving around he had pink eye and pink pussy and all kinds of stuff wait wait wait time out

Larry forgot to start his audacity I got it's on it's on oh my god Larry forgot to start his audacity kick this guy off the podcast No no no no no no no no no no Listen game your stuff Shout out big dubs

My camera What the fuck? Whoa That's actually so wait Do we restart? No we can keep it No we're fine Larry was just saying it. We'll just edit it.

Yeah. He didn't do anything funny or important. Okay, so what, this is like one of the first episodes after Austin that we're all back together. Yeah. Which is super cool. Yeah. I mean, there's so much to talk about. Is there?

Yeah. Yeah, because four people missed the last podcast, which is very interesting. We had to pull something out of our penis holes. It was not. It was not good. I don't know. I just like saying four. Did you, did you not?

How many people in the last podcast? Four people. What are you saying, Isaac? But yeah. It was three, yeah. Yeah, it was three. Yomi was stuck in line in a water burger. No, no, I got attacked by a bear.

I was molded. Larry was it. Larry went out partying. Yomi got mauled by bear. I was my dad's birthday. And I think Nick slept through the entire day. He had like a job back from Osama. Yeah.

He had an Itti-Tagim-a-Moss moment. He was too full. That was awesome. I had some something going on. I was actually at a point. park when you guys were doing that, by the way. You were at a park? Okay.

You're not. Were you like an old man? Yeah, you're feeding the birds. But I wasn't exercising. I was, uh, I was doing something. You were just sitting there on a park. I was, I was looking at the shitty, crappy

swamp water of the pond. I was going to do me with a homeless guy. Yeah. I like to imagine if you were a dad, Nick, you would have your kid on like a, like a monkey leash, like just like walking them around. What is a monkey leash? Dude, you have a bag bag bag.

You know, like the, the bagel bag. The like the, the harnesses that you see. Yeah. Put it like on his head though. Have a chin strap and have it be a helmet with a leash on it. You can drag him back by his head.

Dude, that's how you like kill a kid. That's kill a kid. You'll know nothing about parenthood, Grunk. Yeah. You ever been a leash grunk? Grunk was a leash kid. That's a good topic. drunk is still a leash kid.

I'm not a leash kid. I was never, they keep telling me how it was like, I never cried. I remember, I remember when I was sitting in the car with grunk. It was just grunk and me. We were waiting for, you know, it was like, Dent Austin. It was like Schla. and who else was it?

It was a, oh, can't too. Yeah. So we were just hanging there and Grung's dad face times them. And he says like right next to me, he's like, keep your head on your shoulders, Jack. You know what did you think with your head. Grunk had an entire bottle of Smirnoff in one hand and a blunt in the other. And he was like, yep, we'll do, Dad.

I didn't know. Listen, we were in the car. I forgot who was driving. I think it was like me, Tanner and Isaac or something. and then Tanner connected to the ox and Grok was like let me connect to the ox

and then we didn't let him so then he left and went and rode in another car because he was mad he couldn't connect to the ox he's like all in Tader place is dark trap and then he was like

I'm in using that there's no way you did say the one piece thing I don't know why you're so mad is that when you guys all left and went to go like do get food and stuff that was after sushi

whenever I went to go buy a phone charger oh my god That was the gun range day. That was the day that I jersey slid across six lanes of Austin, Texas Highway. That was the hardest thing anybody's done anything in Texas, actually. Oh, wait, Grunk, you did ride with us when we went to the gun range. That was, yeah, you were in Schlaz car. Yeah, because I remember that's, that's right.

That's right. Because we stopped at his 7-Eleven to get Yummy his phone charger, and we all got cool wicker hats and also like glasses. Just to pull up to a gun range with those. That was awesome. I did not buy a phone charger. USBC. He bought the wrong. He did. He got an Apple IMAX charger. I was so mad.

He was in the backseat. He was like my fucking wrong charger. I wrapped it around my neck and I tied it around the hand on the shelf in my car. I was like, step on the brakes. I reached my hand behind my seat and I started whacking at his legs like, stop it. Hey, kid, stop it. I was like father the trip.

My favorite part of like that gun range day was just the woman walking out and saying like, all right, one of you guys is not 21. And drunk is just standing there with his fucking SpongeBob shirt on. And it's like transitional lenses are like tinted from being outside.

He's like, yeah. She like wants it. Picture a bunch of dudes and then you have this kid. SpongeBob shirt. He almost played it off. I'll give it to him. He almost. I was silent until Larry raised

his hand. It was all Larry's fault. Yeah, fucking Larry. Larry could be honest. I think Larry could pass maybe as 21. You're a snitch, Larry. I don't know.

I could definitely not. If you were in charge of keeping everyone safe, I don't think I'd like wrong. Here's a bee. What is with you, Isaac? And bees being in your basement. There's just one B I keep letting. I let him out.

He comes back in somehow. He brings his home. All right, this guy's chill. I know what spot. I remember that story. Isaac had posted a story one time when he was taking a shit. There was like a bee that was near him and he like, what did you do, Isaac?

You start to shrink. I turned a bottle of light salt upside down and I froze him to death and I stopped on it. What? Like crap. Yeah, you did. That was one. I think I still have that video saved on my phone. It was either that or I put him in with my wash and I chose that one because it was more humane.

Your fans are going to look at you differently now. The one that I'm talking about, Isaac, you flipped over a can and you were like, now, freeze. Yeah, I know. I know why I said that. What the fuck? Yeah. You're evil. You're the evil.

Have you ever been stung by a bee or a wasp or anything like that? You're kidding. Yes, I know. My dad. When I was really young, probably like six, five or six, my dad at my grandma's pool, like went around catching these wasps in like a jar so that I wouldn't get stung. But the jar didn't have a lid, so he turned it upside down on the ground and I kicked it over. And they all in just, like stung up my...

You're so spoiled. They all four were so spoiled. One of the time. One of the time. I've been stung by a lot of things. You're badass. You're like coyote. No, I'm going to tell.

Okay. Okay, wait, everybody stop. All right, everybody stop. Yomi's a badass. Okay, hold on. One another time. And this is nonsense house. This is a bee.

I'm about to get stung by a bee. All right. Take the fish eye off. Your camera. Would you get stung by you? I got stung by animals. There we go. What did you get stung by?

When I was eight years old, like, okay, so I'll tell you this. The most painful sting out of anything I've ever. gotten stung by it, by far was a yellow jacket. It made me cry. It was so bad. Yes. Yes. I don't need.

No. I got stung by. I don't even. Sorry, go ahead. I was just going to say, I've been stung by, like, wasps, dirt dobbers. What? What is that? Dirt dober.

It's an elderly character. Dirt dobers, like, have their nests in the ground, and they'll, like, they'll fly in circles, and they'll go, like, crazy. They're, like, really scary and fast. Dude, these things are fast as hell. Can we make dirt dobers a slur for Italians? Okay. I can't

You know what I'm not saying nothing I'm staying out of this one I'm staying in my lane You can yeah You can take on the fish I just got serious As a president of Italians

You can do whatever you Man I'm just not going to You do you You're the senator Next to president You're the senator I'm gonna go to Italy

Just to call people dirt-tobbers They're not gonna know what that is Wait Fun fun Fun beat fact For the day Hornets

If disturbed Will follow you 7 miles home and seven miles yeah it's like the seventh mile it goes back home yeah my name's on eight mile

and they can't fuck with him alright what okay that's actually a good joke oh get it I was getting in the car to go to a soccer game and I sat down

and I felt a thing on my back and then I got stung and I turn around and there's a there's an orange wasp with a huge singer I looked at it up as Carolina paper wasp

and that that was unreal that thing was insane. It left a mark like this big on my back and I was screaming. I literally got in the car and screamed at the top of my lungs because I... It also drained all your blood of your body and you're like...

Yeah, my brain is like... Wait, did you squish it? No, it was still crawling whenever I got back up. Well, what a sweetheart. The good news is that I think bees die after one's thing unless it's just... Well, like, no, only bumblebees, I'm pretty sure. That's it. It's the only one. Yep. I feel bad for the bumblebees

because they're doing like jack shit and fuck all. All they do is like have sex and then kill themselves. They made a movie. They made a movie. Dude, they just get birthed like every two seconds by the queen and then I'll admit. No, dude. No, Larry, what was it?

Let me hear about it. Ant colonies and bee colonies. It's insane. They all have their own jobs and without even talking. Like, what? Larry was going to talk about a movie and then Nick started talking about something. Now he said. Like what?

Sorry, Larry. I have a traumatic number. You didn't even hear me. Larry's what Larry. Larry, go ahead. My eyeball got to talking about a bullet ant. I have a traumatic memory of when I was a kid where I had these pliers outside of my house

and I was closing it on the corner of the brick wall right outside our front door. And three wasps came from the top corner. One of them got stuck in my shirt. You're listening to it. Weem. I only laughed with a new leaf. If Yomi was a war veteran, he would be like, there was a, there's a, there's a plane.

Bruins, there was a tank. With your grenade, two, foo. Did it go? Oh, my God. Okay, for me, I got stuck in my shirt. I walk inside. I'm like screaming me over and over and over again. Oh, on my back.

In my dad, I'm like screaming and freaking out. And my dad's like, let me see you. Let me see it. He, like, he rick, he rips my shirt off. He throws it on the ground. He starts stopping it. It's fucking dead. And I was like, I was literally, I was messed up from a boss.

There was like a, there's like a connect four patch on your back. He took him all the stings. He takes off the shirt as like four wasps, like connect to your like back. Oh my gosh. What? What was that? He said four was. He takes a shirt off.

He has like wings. he flies away with wazas that stinks that stinks I don't always try and like fuck you oh no thank you what are you guys talking about

thank you did you guys are did you guys ever play the B-movie game Tanner's turn oh sorry Tanner what you were saying something yeah you were saying something

oh sorry my bad you don't even remember no I was just gonna say I used to like try and run over bees when I was like mown the lawn but like I'd turn around and they'd still be flying towards me and I'd run away there was a point of time where I've done it

I did it with ants but the blades were too high and it didn't yeah I hate some shit them shit did you know that in Texas is a fuck load of fire ants we're gonna have to deal with if we have to there are fine they're not that bad yeah fire ants are like

in they're here too man they'll carry the area away like a sandwich I made a treaty with them actually, so I'm fine. We're all going to go to bed and we're going to wake up and our furniture is moving inch by inch out of door and there's a bunch of ants. How many ants do you think it actually takes for them to all get under you and lift you up and just start moving across the floor?

4,673. No, that's not true. We should test that theory. And you guys heard of the... What do you lift? The velvet ant. No. They're called like the cow killer.

Like a bull ant. Oh, they like... They're like... Their sting is like really bad. Yeah, dude. So those were, they were in South Georgia everywhere. They're invincible. You can stomp on them a billion times they won't die no matter what.

Like they cannot. I have an experience. Wait, Tanner has a question. It will take 1.6 million ants to take one human. That's not even that many. But how big is a human? Um, average. So it would be less in theory

for Larry. Wait, there are 1.6 million ants for one human. It would be less for you, bozo. It'd be so much for you. I think five. Nine is the average, man. Huh? 5-9 is average.

No, dude, there are 1.6 million ants per one human on Earth. You know how many people? That's stupid. Isn't that absurd number? 1.6 million ants per one human on earth. Dude, if they unilized, they could kill everything. Think about all the areas where humans don't live. Like, ants rule that shit.

There's so many. Like the Amazon forest, there's, like, actual gang wars of ants. I think there's, yeah, there's gang wars. That's really not even a lie. Well, they're not. They're their pheromones. What? There's a...

There's a dude on TikTok or some kind of platform. I don't know what he's on. I saw it somewhere. He pours molten, like, metal down into these animals. And then he pulls it out, right? He pulls out. It's like a work of art. Yeah.

So many people, though. Yeah, he murders, like, one, one zero-fifth of the population. Wait, there's this guy... What? There's this guy named... There's this guy on TikTok, like, called, like, Mr. Anhands or something, or ant hands and he what he does he goes up to like a big anthill he goes

oh he slaps on it and he puts his hands down and they all crawl up his hand why do people do that? I don't know it's not like bad they weren't like poisonous ants but still. Okay no serious question what do you do if an ant crawls like in your ear or your nose like or something? I thought you're going to say your dick hold me on that could be a real long to expecting you What would you do if an ant climbed up your d?

What would you do personally? I'd bone or pee. I'd have to like I'd have to get an emergency boner to make it harder. I'd peeve or I drink off and I'd like come out of the end. What if it doesn't come out? It hurts to pee with a boner though. How do you even shoot to the moon? It feels good.

It actually feels good to pee with a boner. What is wrong with you? You just can't like aim it. You got to go in the shower and pee on the ceiling. What I do is how hard is to pee with a boner? What I do is I go to my like toilet and I'm like this. I'm like, Go up to it. You gotta put my pee on hold.

I start like a foot away from the toilet and I back up until I'm at the back of my bathroom. I'm like outside the bathroom door, pee in like a 90 degree. I'm still in my room and I have like a pulley that opens my door for me and I aim it and my extreme like curves the corner.

Shut up. Did you ever think about how like people dudes with tiny ass penises have to like actually like arch their body? You know what? I remember I remember making a list of topics, and this was not on that list. Nothing was. I don't normally think about dudes with tiny-ass penises. Okay, wait.

I don't like this. I don't like this. On the topics, Yumi added lettuce to his Big Mac to make it healthier. We can talk about that. Did he? There already comes with lettuce on it. Also, on the topic,

Yumi made it with tiny straw so that he doesn't have, like, drink as much. Let's talk. Let's, like, grunk in his words and talk about what he's been doing for the past, like, week. Oh yeah, that is true. Where have you been, buddy? I've been the camp counselor for this one camp for elementary schoolers, and

let me tell you, teachers do not get paid nearly enough to deal with those kids. Don't make it political. For 180 days a year. This was the final day. Today was the final straw, because all my other people that were supposed to be

helping just weren't helping at all. And, um... This was the final straw. Today was the final straw like the summer camp drunk? This is my manifesto. How many more days of... I'm done. Oh.

Wait, really? That's your final straw. Yeah. Was that all your community service for the summer? Yeah, 40 hours. That's a lot, right? That's a lot of hours. Yes.

And, describe the kids to us. This one. girl, she would Can you guys like mature up for like half a second? You said they didn't get paid enough. Okay, why? I'm just, describe the kids to us. I'm just asking, what were they like?

Why were they so much? How was the way? How were the kids, I guess? Just be like, what, how are they? How are they bad? How do they behave? What happens? How are they behaving?

Okay. Well, this one girl, she made this thing. call a death ring out of a pipe cleaner where she... Dude, the camp leader was grew from despicable meat. What kind of summer camp where you are? Is dead ring?

Are you kidding? Made a pipe bomb out of a pipe cleaner. What did you say, growing? Those things are sharp as fuck. I know they are. They're like racer place. That's why she called him a death ring. How does she get access to these pipe cleaners?

Because they're in their class. Like, it's a craft camp where you build things out of stuff. So she made a circle. Right? Yeah, she made a circle, but like the end would be pointing up. Okay. Pointing up. And she's like scratch people with it.

Oh. Where were you? I was right there. I was like, you got. Oh, so she put it on her finger. I thought you were making like a death ring where she would like make things fight in. No. No.

Okay. But anyway. Jewelry ring. I just imagine. goes up to Grunk and like slits his throat. No. No, she's like, punches the forehead.

Hey, Grun, come on. But like, no, that's what she's doing. To the other counselor, she was like scratching his arm with it.

I'm like, what are you doing? And, and so I was like, okay, you got to stop making those. And this was on day two out of four. And I was like,

stop. Don't make that. For the rest of the day, she kept making them. I had to keep confiscating. I was like, all right, you've lost my trust.

I don't trust you anymore. And, and, how old? Is this she she was doing these? Nine, I think. Oh, my God.

And, like, she wouldn't stop. Then she made death bracelets with the same premise to do a loophole strategy. Yeah. And then she went on to, like, a death stick with where it was just a pipe cleaner

wrapped in tape. That's just a nice. It was just a shame. It was just a shame. That's kind of like one of those right of flags. So you know how, like, people say, like, if your kid is killing animals

long strangling them. Yeah. Yeah. And she also did the, she was a problem, child. I tell you what. She was watching this

and she's going to come get you. She's going to kill you. She, whenever we'd go places, she'd always, she'd wanted to be in the very back of the line for whatever reason. So I,

and I'm, I'm the guy who moderates the back. So I have to stay behind her, but she wants to stay behind me. So she won't move forward unless she's behind me. So like, we'll be so far behind

from everyone else. else. That's really scary. It's so annoying. She wanted to kill you. So wait. Here's my follow-up question, even though you had like problem childs.

What was like that? Was there a highlight, like a really cool thing that happened? Or was it just all negative? There's this kid named Henry. He was so cute. Oh my goodness. He was so cute.

He was like, he gave me death. Guys, stop. God. He was a star. What are doing? He can't do that.

It was just a kid named Henry. And he was so. fucking cute guys there's nothing wrong with what greg said there's nothing wrong he didn't say fucking don't I I didn't fucking sorry it was wholesome and fine that's fine

keep going but yeah you're cute and uh yeah stop he left he left the call he left the discord that's gonna be on spotlight wait no

2353 Isaacs okay he's back there we go all right resume no more you got no Henry he gave me the L touch

and yeah that was it gave you the what touch let's continue was that that was the highlight he like gave me the cheese touch at camp he's just a cute kid he was funny he was like oh okay

what's the L touch was he big was like he was like that means the loser touch and then he was like go give it to the other counselor and I was like okay I'll go give it to the other counselor it's fun

that's the loser that's the loser that's the loser time Greg goes to the counselor he trips and like the whole cabin falls on them and they all die. Dude. That was the worst thing you said all year.

So synopsis, you got 40 hours of community service. Some girl started making like making less race. Oh my gosh. My fellow counselors were the worst things on planet Earth. They literally sat on their phones the entire time while I had to watch over the kids pass out stuff. Were they your same?

Oh, I thought you said watch over the kids passed out. They're passing out looking right. Was your same age? Like a year or two younger. Oh, that's on TikTok all the time. You were the senior. No, one was on Discord all the time. Like, literally the whole time.

He was literally walking around on Discord while passing things out. You should ask him if he was in the soft wheelie server. I should have. It was just a sad, sad thing to see. Like, he was literally glued to his phone. Like, literally. Kids these days glued to their phone and shit. Would you guys be inside most of the day?

Or is just like an outside thing, too? Um, yeah, there's one one session that's outside where you mess with water and stuff, which is fun. There's one girl that would, uh, she would take things way too seriously. Like, she was one of those girls where like, if she gets cut

in line, she'll make a huge deal about it. And like, when you're playing games and they cheat, she like starts crying. Oh, yeah. Kids are fucking stupid. I feel bad for teachers, dude. I really do. I do too. I don't know how they deal with it. So, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, on the same topic of teachers and all that. Like, I was watching, I'm like, I'm on

TikTok and there's this girl that, for somehow, she's like all over the fucking USA, but she's asking these these people on the street, you know, what do you do for a living? Oh, I see that shit. You know, like, what's your dream? And it's really cool. They're very bingeable, watchable videos, but the teachers, like,

I'm a teacher. I'm like a high school teacher. Yeah, they're like, I make $50,000 a year. And I'm sitting here like, I'm going to go on $50,000 here. Like, it's a deal with snot ridden kids. That's enough. That's all you need. Well, you choose to do that.

Like, you choose to teach kids. You'd go into younger education, right? Like, that's more people would choose it if there was more money. I think like in high school that's like 80,000. Now, I'm not going to speak for every teacher, but I know for my teachers that I had in high school, they set up one curriculum and they use that for like a decade. Like, they don't do a lot of set up for the last. It's just dealing with the kids' behaviors that beats me.

Yeah, dealing with that. Also, like, thinking of, like, cool things to, like, incorporate into your class. It's a lot of, like, hard work. Larry Larry, you're really messing around today. You said about 10 words. And then you saw back like three times. You can,

but the thing about teachers, you can move up. I know there's this one teacher at my school. I won't say anything, but he makes like $100,000 a year for being an English teacher. Literally.

Yeah, that's good. That's good. You can move up because he also does like AP. He does like an online course. They get paid by the courses they teach too. Yeah. So you can just keep, people just teach kids.

you're not going to probably make that much. PE teachers have the best job in the entire world. That's what I wanted to do. Tanner looks like a PE teacher. I could have been a crazy PE teacher. I wish I was a PE teacher. I'm not going to lie. I could be wearing this right now and be like,

yeah, fucking do those pushups, a little run, a little fucking run. I make him go around a mile. You take 30 minutes and there's 15 minutes left in the class and you guys play like dodge ball. Yeah, we play dodge ball. And I make him,

I would obviously put all the like the spoid your kids on one team and all the like the dweeps on one team. I'd make him do like dodgeball. And then I'd make him max out. Like in PE, we would have to like max out on the bench squat and deadlift. And like all this skinny little like freak kids would like wear jeans and not want to do it. And my teacher would always put him under the bar and they'd be like, dropping the bar.

In jeans and like sketches. Larry, what is so funny? What did I do? What did I do? I'm just imagining Tanner's like, Coach T, Coach T, can you go dunk? He's like, all right, kids. And he goes, he jumps in the air and he stays stuck.

Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm permanently stuck in the Jordan Pond. Jordan never did that. The kids are like screaming. They're trying to get me down. They're hanging out to you like monkey bar.

They're like climbing you. Mickey's in a barrel. They're climbing up on each other. You started turning to stone. I'm there forever. I get a beard. Okay, that was the last one. Okay, no, all right.

All right. Okay, okay, wait, wait, okay. Good, good stopping. Good stopping point, whatever. Dude, can we, I think we can all talk. about because we've all been working the past what five days on I mean we could just talk about it I think yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean talk about yeah I mean talk about the album started you know teams have been announced I don't think anyone

no I've been grinding one in the grinding I don't think anyone in the I don't think anyone in this call is on the same team as each other I think we're all different teams everyone here's different teams yeah yeah so like yeah It doesn't count and neither just technically grunk sort of. Grunk does not count. I don't count, but you guys all are on your own. Yeah, so we're all on different teams. Yeah.

And we're all working with some really dope people. You know, there's some new people, some old people. I'm excited. I haven't been working on my song as much as I'd like to be. But, you know, upload day we yesterday. So we're getting to work tonight, brother. You got to get on the grind, brother. What you're doing?

No, for real. I'm excited to see what you guys do. I really am. This is actually my first song. This is actually my... My first album. I don't count the other one because I had four bars and it was like me screaming with Zanagan.

But this is actually... Sucking on Dixon. I don't count this one. But I will say this. I'm about to break some necks on this album. You guys actually have no idea what your guys are in for. I've heard some good talks amongst everybody here. I mean, even Grunk, I listened to what Grunk was making.

And it sounded good. Grunks got that like higher pitch voice for like hyper pop or for certain songs where he was singing with Cage. It sounds good. I haven't heard anyone else's. I hear good things about Tanner. Yummy is cocky as always, even though he produces as well. I mean, he's a suicide boy. Yeah, Larry, I don't even know what's going on.

I trust it though because he's with Cage, who's, Cage is the mastermind for it all. But he's also with Sagan. That's the thing. With Cage not on my team. What did you just say? That's what? I'm just insane. Yeah.

He's also with Zaniken. That's going to be an interesting combo, but they can make it work. We'll see how that works. My concern is Isaac's team. I feel bad for Isaac. Let me tell you what I am in-game leader. That's what I am.

I host the meetings. I'm going to just say this, Isaac. I want you to make sure that lyrics are not asked. Yeah, no, I already, so fun fact, when, back when I was doing, I love you so. I had gibberish. So Cage kind of gave me a basic guy.

idea and he kind of like saying it out and I was like okay you know I could do that yeah I had to do that for my team no just to give like uh like explain what I was talking about or what I meant you know so I was sending gibberish to my team did it feel good I want to know did it feel good being like that that leader in a sense yeah I'm glad like you know like um I mean there's only people besides me on my team so I just say and I like you know I was I was sending jibberish the chills and chills was like all I see what you mean by this this this and this and he replicated it send it back and he's like you know this is like so much better and I'm like yeah yeah You see what I'm saying.

Just do not repeat who the other person is. Go ahead. Yeah, I won't. Our team, our team, our team chemistry is super good. I'm excited. Should we not say, dude. 32 and 38. Dude, are you like,

R-Hu-D-2-44? 32-44. That's like a sitcom moment right there. Do not talk about. Flur. No 32 No

3304 Bangor Zinger Anyway Oh my God We will blow Those days Back to

Raping Yeah so Chills And Isaac We're rapping We're rapping all the time Every day Yeah my My situation is actually

Pretty similar As Isaac's Like my team They're One's new One's not I'm not I'm gonna say

Who they are But Oh yeah One is new One is not Gary I will fucking castrate you

Right here But yeah With both to the people on my team, they're not like heavy Discord users, so I kind of have to like, you know, bring them on, get them together, we got to work together, coordinate some stuff, but it's cool, it's fun. It's interesting that they're artists,

but because it's like a YouTuber, kind of like a music project, we're bridging that gap ourselves to bring these people on. I can tell you right now it's super stressful. Even sitting here, I'm like, oh, I got to, you know, I got to rant my shit, I got to get down. I'm like getting antsy, you know?

I just hope I don't sound ass or corny. I live, bro, I live for it. I feel so, it's so much fun when this is all over. You know, I can reflect on the week back after drinking 4.5 billion gallons of alcohol and saying my wines and shit. It's fun. Isaac was so drunk last night.

He was so drunk. You were. I got to a point. Two white claws. Yeah, he was such a lie. He was like, I got two white clothes. I just looked at my trash can. There's three white claws.

And I was like, Isaac. I was like, Isaac, you're so drunk. And then he was like, fuck you, A.V. Ah, your video sucks dick. This FM Studios, that's a little girl dancing in it. He had a plugin. Yeah, he had that little Wifu plugin that I used to watch.

I used to see tutorials with it on. He got so mad at AV. He was so drunk. I was not. I was silly. You were drunk for a lot of. Isaac, did you say you were working on other songs as well? I, yes, I have two side projects going on.

I haven't even touched. I haven't written for anything. I'm working on my two main songs now. I got two hose. Two hosts. He went for the bag and one. One for the phone and one for the phone. So we're going to get other creators onto it as well.

This is going to be a pretty creator heavy album. We are? Yeah, I'm going to reach out to a few creators. Do you have voice changer on? You sound like a robot right now. Do I? No, you don't. Never mind.

That's a little bit. That's this happening. You sound fine to me. The corpse size has been a little bit. You do sound like that for a second. Dude, can we talk about that for a second? I was reading the comments on Isaac's most recent video and people did not realize, like, they were like,

my god, corpse. That caught me off guard to double take. Did you ever see? I mean, bro, I don't go to like you used to go to Twitter every time we meet someone. I would double take two at five and Isaac Live viewer.

It's crazy. I mean, no, you know, I'll be honest that that clip is old. Very old. Old is dirt. I think it's eight months old. And I mean, I get it. It's like surprising or like weird

because we never talk about it. We never had him in any videos. You know, we were just playing Geogess and something funny happened. Dude, that was a really funny thing that happened. There was so many funny clips from that night. Like all of the houses that we were looking at were so fucking weird. Larry's just laughing.

What the fuck's going on? What is it wrong? I can't wait. I can't wait to hear this cartoon hypothetical. All the audio listeners, man. I'm having a fucking time of my life. You got to rewatch that, dude. Hey, yummy.

Hey, yummy. Hey, yummy. Remember what you? Remember the Nelk thing question we had earlier? Yeah, did you partake? Did you full scent? No, you did it full send? I can tell he didn't full send

I know when he's full sent He's out of him I know he's full sent I know when he's full sent When he's full sent When he's fully sent You know what I do You know what I'm on right now?

Fish oils Go go go go go go go Go Gma gama Gma gama Go Goop Yeah

Code group 10% off G R-O-U-P group This is what you see This is what This is what you get Oh Oh

E put that away In that thing Yeah Stop Stop Cut that out. Oh, my. Get that out of here.

Larry is fingering a gamer. He's fingering a game or something. He's fingering. Oh, he just spread it open. He just broke to hymen. Oh, my God. No, we're not continuing with this. Speaking of like our trip and stuff, we are going to be uploading our footage really soon.

I'm working currently on getting that edited still. I am too. Dude, I'm excited. I'm very, I do want to be transparent. My dad's excited, too. I do want to be transparent about something. I will apologize. to you guys, not even just

our audience, but to you guys personally. Okay. Guys, I can't hear. I can't hear. Sorry, I couldn't hear. You guys deafened out. I want to apologize to you guys and to like the audience that yes, I had gotten, as we know, prescribed to that or all.

So I don't know what's going on with my brain. But hopefully I can use some sort of drug to help my brain focus. I'm going to be honest out of all of our silly brains. I wouldn't even, I wouldn't be like shocked if we all, yeah, I think, just like positive for ADHD. Do I have it? Nick was the first one to actually go to a doctor and seek in Seagley.

Nick was the last one who I would think would have it too. So did we all definitely have it? Yeah. Wait, what do I have? Nick is the only one with his head screwed on, right? We're all a little looping. Well, like, I think there's like different forms too, right? Because I always had focusing problems growing up.

I, yeah, I have focusing problems too. I really struggled in school. It's part of the reason why. It's ripped it. His fingers wiggled so funny. What's one plus one? Yeah. Okay, for the viewers of home, Larry just like held up two fingers.

I don't know. Larry just started playing chopsticks with himself. It's on it. I'm right here, too. No, I'm going to be taking the adderall when needed, so I'm not going to be on it all the time, but tomorrow's going to be the first day. And that's a little scary.

That's a little scary. Is it your first? Are you going to be jumping right straight with like 10? Are you going to go five? I'm going to go with five. Yeah. It's better to, I guess, go under. you know, then over.

You can always take more, but you can never do first. Five is under? Yeah, it's usually 10. Yeah, my, my dosages. I have 60 tablets that are 10 milligrams each. 60 to take two a day? Holy shit. Or is it a two month prescription.

Technically, it is two a day. Yeah. Wow. That's a one month's prescription. But I'm going to, I'm not going to. Yeah, don't take two a day. I'm going to take five, five milligrams. No, five a day.

Five a day. Five a day. I'm going to take five. Five of a day. You're going to be bouncing off your walls. I'm just going to stare at my body. Your entire personality. My entire desk just starts floating.

You're going to experience ego death and also, like, find out the care of cancer and world hunger. Dude, my entire life is going to turn into a real, like, regular show episode. What if when you're... Right, when you take it... Did you ever see the first animation of regular show? Yeah, it was 90M at Yeah, I'm 9th AM I'm gas station club

I don't remember it was really cool They said bad words in it Yeah, they said bad words in it They did It was a bad guy Yeah, dude Okay, have you guys So this is about like the focus stuff

Have you ever like when you're super stressed out Had like tried to lay down And just to not think about anything And it's like impossible Like always thoughts I don't know Restlessness too happens So that happens with you

Oh my God When it comes to focus even like, God, I'm going to kill you, Larry. What he's talking about? I'm not doing it. He's going to be able to listen to this. Larry is going bananas.

He's catching a lie. He's a bit of his beard. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm going to play you with a straight jacket for the next episode. Larry gets up every 30 seconds

and acts like a monkey in the middle of his room that sits down and pretends nothing happens. Larry saw me as his role models. You know what? They're just Easter eggs. Oh, Larry's a mini grunk. Larry is a mini grunk right now.

Wait, I just hold. Hold on, wait. The virus is spreading. Grunk's been, he's been pretty normal. He's been pretty good. He did some pretty wacky things earlier before. I don't think you guys saw. Yeah, he was mocking Nick.

He was like, he was like this or something. He like flapped his arms. Yeah, I think you flapped your arms before, I thought. Don't make those faces. The most I've done this podcast, make faces, I think. Anyway, were you saying, Isaac? That camp was just like a correctional thing. Yeah.

You had Dorothy C. It was a fake. It was a fraud. I grew up like three years. What did you say, Isaac? Correctional camp. Okay, thank God. God. Wait, where do we?

We all need to go to camp. And like, we all get, we have trouble focusing. Can we actually do like a camping trip when we do something crazy? Do not. Camp add them up. Okay, wait, I'll pitch a tent. Isaac, are you picking up on my joke? Yes, I picked it up.

I picked up immediately when you raised your eyebrow when I said, Correction camp. Are we taking a camp on a train? Are we going to camp on a train? What the fuck is a joke? I don't get it. Okay, hold on. Let me take down a note.

All right, we're at 4207. The joke is that because we all struggle, we all struggle to focus, then we're going to go to camp to help us all focus called B. So we are going to camp on the train. Yomby's face when he was like, maybe they're like, his face is a son. Why do I look so red? I'm scared because

Nick Farts, dude. Nick, Nick Gass crazy. I have a tomato and I own a company called Apple. That was one of your funniest bits, Nick. That was. That was a really funny bit. Blastly VC brought out the best in all of us. It does. I think we can go back.

Sleepings right now. Yeah, I can do it tonight, actually. We can finish start it up. Fuck it. We can finish start it up. I started seeing things during that. Dude, I'm pretty sure I was hallucinating. Yeah, because we were set back.

I mean, we were like... Did you yell at it? You were like 72 hours almost into not sleeping, I think. We were close to death. We had a break. We had like a break, a small break in between like a three hour, two hour nap. That was it. I didn't even nap.

I napped right before the challenge for two hours and I had only been up for like 24. I don't even know. I think I had school the day before. Yeah, you did. So you got good news. You woke up at seven. Tanner. I'm streaming.

I'm streaming. Before the podcast started, I heard my fire alarm. And I smell something like to a crisp. And I'm like, you really wondering what the hell's going on out there. Anyway, Isaac, I'm curious to know. What the fuck the topics did you have to talk about? I have more topics we could talk about.

What? Did we even talk about any that you had written? down? Yeah, we talked about grunk at camp and then we talked about... I mean putting lettuce on a burger. I never put lettuce on a burger. Yeah, we talked about like ADHD and stuff

like that. Did we talk about that? Was that a topic? Yeah, that was one of the topics I have. Really? You can't focus. Yeah, he can't focus right now. Wait, that was really... I didn't even know that. Did I bring that? Yes, I'll reall out. Nick, ADHD, ADHD, now taking horse trinkelizer to focus. That was the topic name.

Yeah, that's crazy. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, we need to do a disclaimer. or like actually something that I think would be important to say. Nick is an adult. Nick has a healthy sleep schedule. He works out. Everything is good and on track.

And this is like last resort he's going on. And he got prescribed. Yeah. And I got. If you don't have any of the things healthy, I mean, I shouldn't go first resort. I don't think.

The doctor did speak to me and the first thing he said, I don't even know why. He could have profiled me and seen that I worked out. But he was like, okay, what's your sleep schedule like? How do you well?

And do you work out? And I said yes to everything. And that's, I quite literally said that's why I'm here because nothing's working. so at that point like it's just one of the things instead of using it instead of using as like a cope

or like a like a last crutch yeah like a crutch if you're just extremely lazy you know I mean I know Nick has extremely healthy lifestyle you know working out and everything you know he's very routine yeah very routine yeah so I mean when it comes to that

and still nothing is working I think that it was a pretty good answer to this question yeah yeah we're gonna start low with it and see how that goes but I don't really think that there was much more I could do Um, you know what I mean? Like, what else can you do when you're simply just, you like sit there and you look at your project

and you just can't get yourself to focus? I remember, dude. I ended up a video on the yakuza of Japan, like fucking gangs. Yakuza? Yeah. Holy shit. I was watching videos on them with the fucking friends. Isaac, remember when you messaged you were like, how's it coming?

I'm like, uh, it's going okay. He had Premier Pubeau. He had Premiere open. He had Premiere open. I look over and it went from Premiere to Google for like Google for like, like four hours straight. Dude, but dude, I find myself. Dude, and then I looked at my car.

I was walking downstairs to get water. I looked at my car and I was like, wow, that's dirty. So I started getting my car. Dude, my body, my body literally, it wants me to do anything but sitting at it. Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. I don't know why.

I don't know how you have like some sort of self-discipline. You do. Like I don't. I don't. I'm really bad with it. Especially recently. I was like, I remember I peed. I came back.

I started working and I got up and I laid my bed and I forced myself out and I got on my computer and then I went to go pee again and nothing came out but my body just wanted me to not be there what it's just little like crumbs just come out I imagine it's like it's so it's so bad and I Not because Nick got prescribed Adderoy when I like try it or anything, but I do want to see if there's like, like if there would be a difference. Like what would happen? There would be a difference. I can guarantee.

I promise there would be a difference. Yeah. I'm a pretty big guy. I promise. I promise there'd be a difference. Yeah. It's an amphetamine and it'll. Yeah.

There's a difference. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. This is like the three parental guardians and the three. Am I one of them? Yeah.

I want to know. You're a child. Can I sit on call with you tomorrow when I take it? Sure. Okay, never mind, asshole. Never mind. Sure. I mean, I meet it at 5 million.

Take it with me. Take it with me. Trust me. I'll take it with you. You're like, let's the lyrubes. Yeah. I would be like, Nick,

this is what it looks like if you're a phone. You'll be completely fine. You'll be good. You'll enjoy editing. Like, it'll be fine. I'm, like, really concerned whether or not I should just do the 10, but I will. I bet you, I know what's going to happen. You're going to get frustrated with how slow your technology is.

Versus your brain and how fast you process stuff. I didn't finish converting some footage. So that might be the end of me. Also, I did have a concern. And so this is for anybody in the comments. I do have a discussion about this as well. It's like, I had a concern about my anxiety. I do have anxiety. I didn't realize it was as bad as it is. And apparently Adderall can elevate anxiety.

Very much so. Yeah, it can. So, I mean, when it elevates everything else. Yeah. It elevates every single aspect of your body and anxiety falls under one of the things that accelerates. Yeah. So I think I'm, I think I'm going to be okay in that manner. That's why I want to start with five. But I just want to be able to like sit on my desk and not look over and just think about editing. Yeah, not go pee two times in 45 seconds. Exactly. Like your old man here. Exactly. You'll be good.

And make sure it's not within like arms of reach of where you're at. That's what I do. It's kind of a good strategy. You said water? What? No, lock your phone and make sure it's not within arms or reach of you when you're at your desk. Who said water? I heard water.

No one said water. Larry put. I don't know. Sorry. Is he said water again? Larry did. Larry said water. He's lying.

Oh my gosh. See? I thought he said water. I thought you said water. I thought you. You said water, yummy. Okay. Isaac, you made a good point, though, because when I was in middle school and I took Adderall,

I was so mad that the input of my two thumbs on a phone was like the slowest way to communicate, I was pissed off. That's so weird. I didn't even want to text. That's so scary. I think it's called Concerta. It's like Adderall's like stupid little cousin. And it doesn't, it didn't work for me in the same way.

But I remember I was in class. And I started like drawing like 3D. objects and it was like five minutes into the class and it felt like an hour and a half. Like it was so long. Wow. It can have negative side effects in that regard. I want to say that when I was a kid, I used to get pulled out of the class early to go to the bus to learn. What?

What? Did you just say? Is it a short bus they put you on that thing? Well, it was like a tiny little bus that I would go in. No. You got to get a little bit out of the short bus. No, I didn't go on the short bus. It was a different bus that would not leave and I would learn.

I didn't go in the short bus. I went on the small bus. So I had to learn things. There's there a wheelchair ramp on the side of it. I had trouble, I had trouble remembering how many cents were in a dollar. So I had to remember with like songs and stuff. It's a hundred.

Wait, no, but like quarters. You're on the short bus. I still remember. I still remember the song. It goes 25, 50, 75, $75 a dollar. I might to use a song? Yeah. Brother had to use a song to figure out how much.

I knew how to multiply when I was four. I got Matt. I got held back in eighth grade. Isaac, sorry for dicking on you for that. And like when you were said you got held back. I also got held back in eighth grade. The only reason I got held back was because I was like a year and a half year. Shut up.

I never got held back. Yeah. And I also didn't do that work. They actually pushed me forward. I was probably graduated. I was, I was a little slow. They asked if I wanted to take Calceusus. Calculus.

Oh. He said I don't know what to take calcium. He graduated from Fahrenheit. They put him in Celsius. He said, I don't know. I don't know, man. That boy graduated from Kelleon University. He's like, I don't know what I think about health.

None. That's suck. So calculus. I turned it down. Yeah, no shit you turned it down. I didn't know what it was. I got a calculator right here Did you?

Did you? Weren't you on Calc? Calculus next year. All right. You're never hanging out with us by the way because you're doing that I can have time to. You're not invited the cookout,

no, I took Calc. I took Calc 2 as well. Why? What takes time? Huh? What takes time in calculus? Larry just did the math, Grunk.

Grunk, Larry just did the math, look at. It's a lot of big formulas Audio listeners at home Larry just held up a calculator I memorized a bunch and trig I probably know a lot Trigg is really similar I thought it was similar to calculus

Well hold up are you talking pre-calc Because Oh pre-calc I only took pre-calc Okay so yeah I'm taking pre-calk I think you might be more academically Pre-Calc is fine

ahead of Oh everyone here by I think Nick maybe I took up to a linear algebra Which is after Calc 2 Yeah I did algebra and then geometry and then I cheated my way to algebra two

and then I... That was all you took! I did that shit like freshman year! He's frozen! He's completely blown away! Whoa! How was he doing that? Oh my God.

Audio listeners at home, Audio, Spotify listeners. Yummy is completely shocked. We're just hearing his thoughts right now. It's mouth this and moving. Stay like that. Keep your camera like that.

I can't. I want to make a little face. Wait, let me try. Everybody try and remake his face real fast. I don't know why it froze, dude. Wait, hold on. If you want to fix it, I got a timestamp. Anyways, to the people at home,

a bee crawled into Yommies CPU drives. Dude, you should have seen it. And just finally, like, Yummy, I think this is what happened. It's done his CPU and his computer turned off. Yumi took off his headphones and he went to go pee and a giant yellow jacket got on. He put on the headset and he started talking to us. That sucks.

We were getting worse and worse to stop. We were talking about something interesting too. What were we talking about? We were talking about how Isaac did Alchreferat too as a senior in high school. You guys want to hear why I did that? It goes back to the whole dual enrollment thing. You're not dual enrollment. Yeah, I was. At 16, I took my first college courses over summer.

But he took algebra two high school and college addition. He still took algebra too. That was my senior year of high school. I technically took algebra again, but I took it in a college classroom. So I guess I counted as a math. It counted as a math credit, but. Did you pass? He's still taking that class.

He's still thinking this day. Yeah, I passed. It was algebra. I remember, I remember getting to know Isaac, right? This is before. I even really knew Isaac. I remember just him. This is before like we really blew up big.

I think I must have been sub 100,000. And he was like going to school, doing like presentations and shit like that. And he was like, yeah, like I totally passed this presentation. I'm really good at presenting. Dude, I was a god. You got everything.

Shut up, bro. You got a good docket. Shut up, Brad, right over here. Like, Jordan never did that move. and just starts laughing for four minutes straight. That shit was funny as hell, but I want to win that presentation, boy. I was good at presenting in my speech class. We took a speech class.

You're in a speech class, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's, yeah, no, yeah, I was learning how to talk. Communications. Intrapped to communications and speeches were presented. You said, yes. It's a college speech class. It's what it was called, speech. No, brother.

Speech therapy. It was college speech. College speech, you do presentations most of the time. Yes, you get up in front of the class. class and you talk. You say you give a speech. It was called public speaking, was it not? Public speaking was it when you came to speech? It's because you got to work

on speaking because you have like speech impediment. First Nick with the short bus, now yummy with like fucking therapy speech and shit. Shut up, Jordan never did that move. But he never did that move. But he never did it though. Okay, prove it. Larry's about to jump up in the air, get frozen in time and float for nine hours

and then grow a beard and then turn upside down. What is it called toothed monsters? maybe. Was that before? Or I can't do that joke. What? Johnny Hog did it came flip? Anyways.

Yeah. So. Fill off. Did I ever tell you guys my third grade poop story where I wanted to fart and then I shit my pants? Three times. I've never heard it. Okay.

I've never heard it. I don't hear it. We can talk about it. Yeah, I want to hear it. Because like growing up I had a lot of problems with shitting apparently. Actually, no, I did. You know that audio? of the mom that's like yelling and she's like

you're shitting yourself that was like actually really like I would sit there and play black ops two or like Black Outs 1 or whatever it was and I'm actually Black Ops 2 would make me like 14 Yeah you're trying to make yourself younger story I can tell what you're doing I was playing Black Offs 3 last week I was playing called Dutty Modern Warfare

The new one that came out Like last week I was getting yelled up by my dad because I was shitting in the fucking no okay anyway No wonder you were on the short bus. Dude. He had poop problems.

Dude, I didn't have poop problems. Come on. For some reason, I always held my poop in. So I wanted to, I wanted to fart in, like, third grade,

and I ended up shitting my pants, and my nurse had to call my dad, and he had to give me a pair of clothes. That only happened to be, okay. This is what I'm talking about. Wait, dude, another story is that I used to bring an extra,

my mom used to pack me an extra pair of underwear because I would shit my pants and the, and the, and the, the, the, underwear, they were tidy whiteies,

they fell out of my backpack, and the teacher was like, who's are these, and I didn't know that too. That is literally diary of a would be in class. Why would the teacher do that, though? My name wasn't in my underwear. Isaac. Yeah, what if you had poop stains on that underwear from cheating yourself? I did have

poop stains on underwear. I had tidy whiteies and I would always have streaks everywhere. Skid marks, as my dad would call it. Why would she think somebody would claim that? Like, oh, those are mine, ma'am. That is my poop streak underwear. I'm getting pissed off now

Tanner are being little rascals We're pretending we have Nick's like poop That he pooped out of his pants We're cooking it like pizza We're cooking it up like pizza I just sauteed Nick's poop He's flambang He's flambang

Yeah You guys have a Big Burger Speaking of this, did you guys ever get to attention? I did once Yeah I did attention once for throwing a paper airplane. I got fucked for detention. What?

My detention was bullshit, is what I mean. Mine was two, actually. Mine had no... Mine was not related to anything I did wrong. The teacher, like, literally just didn't like me. She was our Korean teacher. And I did nothing wrong, like, within the last week, whatever. But I was a bad kid just in general.

So she walks up to me one morning. She was like, My name was Hana. That was my Korean name. That means one. She's like... Yeah, it's one. It means like God.

It means like a bunch of stuff. Damn. Yeah, I was... She loves that dude. Do you hear that? No, she hated it. She hated me. Okay.

She absolutely hated me. But she was like, you have detention on Wednesday 6 a.m. And I was like... I was like, what did I do? She's like, don't do like that. I will not tell you. And I was like, what did I do?

So, yeah, me and my friend... Detention. Okay, Docs. What is the time? 106. No. One of three. No, delete all that.

We got a detention and we got, yeah, we were a screen. I remember I had cross-country and we were at a hotel. We were at, um, we were at state. Larry? Uh? You're fat. Who said that? What?

What? Larry? You said cross-country and I said Larry. Larry loves I just want to let you know My mom got her citizenship today He's lying He's just covering it up

He's just covering it up Oh hell yeah Have fun Paying taxes, loser Have fun I actually have fun Welcome to America Jackass Larry's mom is so sweet

We should make her a cake Can we make her a cake? No Make her a don't or something. Make her a Donna cake, yeah. Dude, so many people make this. Okay, what was your to our story?

Oh, yeah. Well, I had detention because we were in, like, we had a cross-country meet, and it was like state, and we all got to sit in these awesome hotels. We're like, oh, this is fucking badass. And then our coach came in, and they're like, all right,

nobody's leaving after 9 p.m. And it was like 3 p.m. at that time, we were like, okay, sweet. So we were, like, the time we had left, we were, like, walking around, like the hotel looking around. And one of my friends, like, found a screwdriver. And he was like, look what I,

He was like, look what I got. And I was like, that's fucking sweet, man. And then we went back to our fucking rooms. And he's like, remember that screwdriver I got? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, look at this. And he starts unscrewing the windows. It's like 10 p.m. right now.

I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, my gosh. He unscrews the windows. And he fucking takes it. And we leave. We're like walking around on the beach at like 11 p.m. And then we come back. And our coach is like standing in the middle of our rooms with the window.

The window is on the bed. And we're like, we're like, how did they get in your room why they're the coaches I don't know they're in charge of us they're the coaches holy shit

but they see the window on the bed and we come back through the window and they're just away oh no oh no like like he almost lost the job

big tea we almost got that coach fire wait did you guys ever have clubs that would go away like ski clubs and stuff like that in high school. I always wanted to try

that like go on to ski clubs and stuff like that. They would go away for a little bit and they would always be a story. Some kid would come home late and something like that. That was like the awesome story that they would always have.

Like they never heard stuff like that or they'd like sneak out and like go hang out with other high. I was saying there was a religious club in my school. That was, that's surreal. That's real.

And they used to have this camp where it's like, you know, you learn about the god or I don't know what they did. Yeah, Pretty much everyone went to go hook up. And so they would hook up at the club.

Come on. No, at the camp. They'll go to the camp and then they'll go hook up over there. At Bible camp. I respected. You know, they were like, oh, man, we pray. We prayed. And then I look at like Snapchat.

It's like, I just pipe this girl on the fucking Christian cross. I'm like, damn. Oh, my God. That's hard as fuck. Oh, my God. I respect that. That's hard as hell. It was cool.

That's pretty cool. That is pretty savage on God. Okay, no, that's lit for real. Oh my God. Oh, my God. I remember when I went to a Catholic school, it was like during the wintertime, they would always put like this setup for like the baby Jesus

and like on the 25th day. They would put it out of the baby Jesus. Somebody literally stole baby Jesus at the manger on the 25th. Some kids stole it and they never replaced the baby Jesus. I would have shattered it. I would have slammed it on the ground. Somebody just picked it up and just. Ryan with it, I remember seeing it.

No, Jesus. Yeah. Oh, no, Jesus. Oh, no, Jesus. Oh, no, Jesus. Oh, God, Jesus. Oh, my God, Jesus. Yeah, me, what is on your wall?

Yeah. That's a Batman toaster box that I command shirt to the wall. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before we end, dude, I just, I, am I going through my Twitter feed? And apparently, that guy in the Mr. Beast video. Yeah, I saw that. he was an Isaac's video huh

he was an Isaac wise video yeah he just used he just he just added things for putting me in your video that's funny I'm like you're kidding and he was like nope and you send me a full false it's him yeah that's crazy what are what are actually the odds

let me count it I would say rather high rather I say low odds to be now think about it the guy is like really into the internet and YouTube. He's really into Mr. Beast. He got in the video. He likes watching it. And he saw you because you're also a big awesome YouTuber. You're a big Discord guy. Maybe I gave away $1,000 and he was like, oh, another Mr. Beast. Oh, hey on. Every video from now on, you should do what that one specific YouTuber I won't name does,

where if you subscribe, you run a chance to win $1,000. You should do that, Isaac. Yeah, how can you, you'd be a two million by now if you did that. Matthew Beam, it is. Matthew Meem. Oh, it's Matthew Beam. If you guys subscribe, you have a chance to win my Reddick Top Ride. Red October is my seven shares. Here, I have a good idea. Let's make it more realistic and just say a cookie, like Mr. Beast.

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